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Electricity has always been
a deadly drug,

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and in 1989,

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the Tandy 1000 SL from RadioShack

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was my drug of choice.

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With an Intel 8086

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at eight megahertz

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and a floppy disk drive
five inches and a quarter,

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there was nothing

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that I couldn't do.

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Add stylish graphics

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to my homework...

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Too classy.

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Sort easily
in alphabetical order

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my enemies list
and their crime.

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Too easy.

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You have to go there.

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We really should
buy one.

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Why would we need
of a computer?

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We already have you and your big head.

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But we could do
so many things.

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I could use a spreadsheet

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to keep track
of your expenses.

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I do this on the back of my checkbook.

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Yes, but does your checkbook
beeps when you open it?

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I don't think so.

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Additionally, the computer

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can organize your recipes.

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But my recipes are organized.

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On index cards.

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Like cavemen.

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Cave Mom.
I'm going to call you that.

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It doesn't matter.

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We don't have the means
to buy a computer.

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Of course we can.
It only costs 998 dollars,

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and Dave told me we could
pay monthly.

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It's true.

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Stay out of it.

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Come on.

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We have to go home.

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- But...
- I said no.

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I can give you a price

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on the exhibition model,

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Mrs. Cooper.

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Seriously, Dave,
you annoy me.

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It's not fair.

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You bought a Ring Pop
to Missy.

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Ten cents.

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- And I'm worth it.
- Here we go.

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Sorry, Dave.

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We live paycheck to paycheck.

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Get out!

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RadioShack.

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Here is the computer system
Tandy 1000 SL.

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Sheldon did that
to talk about this today.

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I've never seen one
so easy to use.

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Good morning. You want to know how
return to your planet?

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This technology is more advanced
than we thought.

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Do you know this movie E.T.?

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The child who finds it,
his name is Elliott,

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what starts with an "E"
and finished with a “T”.

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Coincidence?

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I don't think so.

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You will live with us
forever, right?

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So Sheldon wants a computer?

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Always.

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But now more than ever.

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He should find
a job after school.

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He saves up and buys one.

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To work ? He is nine years old.

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I mowed the lawn when he was his age.

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I was making quite a bit of money.

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You want Sheldon
mow the lawn?

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He is too pale,
five minutes in the sun

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and it would catch fire.

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I would pay to see that.

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Shut up, Georgie.

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I hope you told him

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that we didn't have the means.

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Of course.

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I could buy him,

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and you would all pay me back
when you can.

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You insult me.

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It wasn't my intention,

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but I am glad to hear it.

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I can pay my bills

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and take care of my family.

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There are expenses
that we could reduce

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to buy a computer.

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Like money
what do you give to the Church?

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No, like money
that you give

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at the Lone Star Beer Company.

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Well done, mom.

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- Shut up.
- Shut up, my darling.

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We don't buy a computer.

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We don't need your money.

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Where are you going?

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Get a glass of milk.

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He's lying.
He's going to get a beer.

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Shut up.

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Why aren't you sleeping?

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Madame Curie is on the roof,

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and she's not wearing her hat.

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It's just a dream.

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But she's going to be cold
without his hat.

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I'll give him mine.
Now try to sleep.

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Thank you, mom.

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You are the best.

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I guess
that we won't do it tonight.

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Sorry, I have reports
only with gentlemen.

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You know what I think

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of your mother who gets involved
of our budget.

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She didn't get involved,
she wanted to help us.

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And this computer is not
a stupid toy.

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Sheldon could use it
for his school work,

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and I could use it for
organize my recipes.

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They are already organized
on these little cards.

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Yes, like cavemen.

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Never mind.

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We can't afford it,
end of story.

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It's not exactly
the end of the story.

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What does that mean?

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I put some money aside
in recent years.

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We could use it.

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Where does this money come from?

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From here and there.

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When I did
accounting for the Church,

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sewing,

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my birthday money
by Aunt Zelda.

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And how much of this money
won "here and there"

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have you saved?

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Since it's my money,

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It's none of your business.

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It's none of my business?

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You are aware
of every penny

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that I do to myself,
and you are hiding money?

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It's not secret.
I just told you.

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Where do you hide them?

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You enter
in a secret territory.

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If I understood correctly,
I share my money,

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but you keep yours.

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That's it.

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That's good to know.

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I'm happy
let's not do it tonight

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because
I don't want it.

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Really ?

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It's a shame.

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For what ?
Do you want it?

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It was inappropriate.

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I forgot to tell you,
a girl called you.

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Which girl?

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I don't know.
A girl.

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What did she say?

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I don't know anymore.
It was a few months ago.

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Two crates?

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You're kidding me.

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Don't worry,
I didn't take your money.

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I took mine.

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Finish eating

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and prepare your things.

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We're going to grandma's.

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For what ?

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Because mom and dad
need to take a break.

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How long ?

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I don't know.
Pack your things.

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Should I take my earmuffs?

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If you want.

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Although my almanac predicts
mild temperatures.

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So don't take them.

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I'll just take
my almanac.

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I'll take both.

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I take my toothbrush

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where I use
the one at grandma's?

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I'll take care of it.

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We don't care.

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I don't want to go
at grandma's.

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What if this girl
remind me?

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So stay with your father.

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Sheldon and Missy,
We're leaving in half an hour.

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I don't have time
to choose a toothbrush.

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Enter.

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Mom and Dad are taking a break.

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We don't know
how long.

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What's in there?

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All.

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First and ten for the last
minutes of the last quarter...

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I will never get married.

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It's true ?

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Women
It only brings trouble.

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I'm going!

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Georgie on the phone.

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Did you run to the phone?
Do you feel stupid?

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Who was it?

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Person.

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This little argument

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between your mom and me
will work out.

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Don't make a big deal out of it.

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That's not the case.
I'm just saying that

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I am done
to be single.

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And how do you know that?

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You know the buffet
at Golden Corral,

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where there are all kinds
of choice

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and where you can help yourself
as much as you want?

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It will be like this,
only with hot girls.

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I bet you a thousand dollars

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that you will be married
before 25 years.

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That works.

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I have the impression

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to steal your money.

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Georgie got married
with his first wife at 19.

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He never paid my father.

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You don't know
how happy I am

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that you pass
the evening with me.

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Your house
smells of cigarettes.

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So happy.

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We've already talked about it.

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You don't have to say
tell everyone what you feel.

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You two,
settle down.

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Are you going to divorce dad?

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Of course not.

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Are you sure?
Take your children

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in the middle of the night
and move in with your mom,

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It looks like a divorce.

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We're not getting divorced.

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Sleep.

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Sweet dreams.

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I can't believe mom
and dad argue over beer.

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I don't think
whether it's because of the beer.

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I think there was
other innuendoes.

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You are probably right.

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Once again, I don't know
what is an implication.

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I don't want to get involved
of your affairs,

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but since
you are in my bed,

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- I get involved.
- Go ahead.

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When are you leaving?

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Very funny.

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It wasn't a joke.

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I love you,
you and the children,

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but I prefer you when you live
across the street.

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Excuse me if
The end of my marriage bothers you.

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Don't be so dramatic.

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It's just a little argument.

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No, it will last a long time.

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It concerns the heart itself
of our relationship.

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We stay on the dramatic side.

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The minute he knew
that I had money saved,

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he felt betrayed.
And you know why?

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Because that means I can
live independently of him.

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Sleeping in your mom's bed?

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You know what I mean.

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You are going to buy this computer
to Sheldon?

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I have to now.

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All right.

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You know that I always
an active sex life.

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Sleep.

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On this bed there.

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What's for breakfast?

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I don't know.
Have a bowl of cereal.

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Mom always makes us
eggs and toast

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and sometimes meat.

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Mom's not here, is she?

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Someone stood up
of the left foot.

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Yet you had
the bed all to yourself.

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You're walking on eggshells.

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Maybe you should go
across the street to apologize.

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I can't do that.

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For what ?

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Because if I do,
this is a bad precedent.

269
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,017
What is the report?
with Nixon?

270
00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,052
What ?

271
00:11:11,055 --> 00:11:13,871
You said "a bad president",
like Nixon.

272
00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,664
You know, this guy.

273
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,378
Are you going to apologize?

274
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,969
Dad !

275
00:11:25,799 --> 00:11:27,999
If you go, bring some meat!

276
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,030
I hope you are happy.

277
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,326
THANKS.
That's very nice.

278
00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:44,121
Mom and Dad are arguing
because you want

279
00:11:44,123 --> 00:11:45,590
this stupid computer.

280
00:11:45,592 --> 00:11:47,652
What are you talking about?

281
00:11:47,655 --> 00:11:48,762
Mom wanted to buy it for you,

282
00:11:48,764 --> 00:11:50,061
Dad said he didn't have
not the means,

283
00:11:50,063 --> 00:11:51,370
grandma offered to pay for it,

284
00:11:51,373 --> 00:11:53,383
and now I eat
pineapple for lunch.

285
00:11:53,386 --> 00:11:55,466
I hate making my lunch.

286
00:11:55,468 --> 00:11:57,301
I'm sorry,
I didn't know.

287
00:11:57,303 --> 00:11:58,836
Now you know.

288
00:11:58,838 --> 00:12:00,071
What did you get?

289
00:12:00,073 --> 00:12:02,633
A turkey sandwich
that mom cut into the shape of a heart,

290
00:12:02,636 --> 00:12:04,152
a fruit salad,
a brownie,

291
00:12:04,155 --> 00:12:07,456
and a word from grandma
saying how much she loves me.

292
00:12:07,459 --> 00:12:10,081
I haven't read it yet,
but I bet that's it.

293
00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:11,956
I don't even have
can opener.

294
00:12:14,387 --> 00:12:17,722
Apple Cinnamon,
I love you so much.

295
00:12:17,724 --> 00:12:20,706
Your affection for objects
inanimate things scare me.

296
00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:22,442
I'm happy
You like it, Missy.

297
00:12:22,445 --> 00:12:25,800
I'm even happier
that Sheldon got nothing.

298
00:12:25,803 --> 00:12:27,536
We don't quite have

299
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,832
finished shopping.

300
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,477
Do you still want this computer?

301
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,446
I thought we didn't have
the means.

302
00:12:33,449 --> 00:12:34,925
Don't worry
for that.

303
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,641
Do you want it or not?

304
00:12:36,643 --> 00:12:38,253
More than anything.

305
00:12:38,256 --> 00:12:40,844
So let's go get it.

306
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:44,615
Wait. He has a computer
and I have a lousy toy?

307
00:12:44,617 --> 00:12:46,283
I thought you liked it.

308
00:12:46,285 --> 00:12:48,619
Not anymore.

309
00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:54,692
Where does the water come from?

310
00:12:54,694 --> 00:12:57,428
Out of nowhere since
It's the dryer.

311
00:12:59,761 --> 00:13:01,402
So this is the washing machine?

312
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:02,666
I'll make you walk.

313
00:13:02,669 --> 00:13:04,235
What are you doing ?

314
00:13:04,237 --> 00:13:06,441
I separate the white
colors.

315
00:13:06,444 --> 00:13:08,104
It's racist.

316
00:13:08,107 --> 00:13:11,042
How I did
to have a genius son

317
00:13:11,044 --> 00:13:13,508
and another rodeo clown?

318
00:13:13,511 --> 00:13:16,013
I would give everything
to be a rodeo clown.

319
00:13:16,015 --> 00:13:17,774
They make people happy,

320
00:13:17,777 --> 00:13:19,917
and they look
rodeo for free.

321
00:13:28,227 --> 00:13:31,292
The computer
that I have long coveted

322
00:13:31,295 --> 00:13:34,066
was finally
in my possession,

323
00:13:34,069 --> 00:13:37,403
but he destroyed
also the home.

324
00:13:37,406 --> 00:13:39,836
Fortunately,
it was pre-loaded

325
00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:42,573
with software that solves
personal problems.

326
00:13:42,575 --> 00:13:45,509
I'm Eliza.

327
00:13:45,511 --> 00:13:48,738
My... parents...

328
00:13:48,741 --> 00:13:52,443
are... arguing...

329
00:13:52,446 --> 00:13:55,047
a lot.

330
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:57,917
I see.
Can you give me details?

331
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,324
My mother...

332
00:14:00,326 --> 00:14:03,738
bought me...

333
00:14:03,741 --> 00:14:05,878
this...

334
00:14:05,881 --> 00:14:08,152
computer...

335
00:14:09,535 --> 00:14:10,925
but...

336
00:14:10,928 --> 00:14:16,072
my father... says... we can't...

337
00:14:16,075 --> 00:14:18,976
afford it.

338
00:14:18,978 --> 00:14:22,246
Do you have problems with your mother?

339
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:28,252
She... makes me...

340
00:14:28,254 --> 00:14:30,597
spaghetti...

341
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,269
with hot dogs...

342
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,592
cut in.

343
00:14:35,595 --> 00:14:38,362
Can you give me details?

344
00:14:39,832 --> 00:14:41,652
You will...

345
00:14:41,655 --> 00:14:44,003
help me or not?

346
00:14:46,873 --> 00:14:50,074
I'm Eliza.

347
00:14:50,076 --> 00:14:52,691
The future
is perhaps overrated.

348
00:14:55,314 --> 00:14:56,881
The tap is open.

349
00:14:56,883 --> 00:14:57,848
Try.

350
00:14:57,850 --> 00:14:59,456
Delicate or regular?

351
00:14:59,459 --> 00:15:02,086
Whatever, light it up.

352
00:15:02,088 --> 00:15:04,800
Let's go for delicate
as a precaution.

353
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,025
Nothing.

354
00:15:08,027 --> 00:15:09,226
Damn.

355
00:15:09,228 --> 00:15:11,095
I know what to do.

356
00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:12,129
What ?

357
00:15:12,131 --> 00:15:14,431
Go across the street
and apologize to mom.

358
00:15:14,433 --> 00:15:16,870
I have nothing to reproach myself for.

359
00:15:16,873 --> 00:15:19,128
You don't have to be sincere.
I never am.

360
00:15:19,131 --> 00:15:20,571
Mind your own business.

361
00:15:20,573 --> 00:15:21,941
Sorry.

362
00:15:21,944 --> 00:15:23,617
In case you were wondering,

363
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:24,875
I didn't think so.

364
00:15:24,877 --> 00:15:26,911
You see it's easy.

365
00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:31,282
These computers are awesome.

366
00:15:31,284 --> 00:15:33,217
I could create
an accounting company

367
00:15:33,219 --> 00:15:34,351
with that.

368
00:15:34,353 --> 00:15:36,353
And that could contribute
greatly to offer you

369
00:15:36,355 --> 00:15:38,289
financial independence
what you are looking for.

370
00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,457
It's true.

371
00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:43,427
For your information,

372
00:15:43,429 --> 00:15:45,796
Sheldon is using the computer

373
00:15:45,798 --> 00:15:47,631
to try to fix your marriage.

374
00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:49,266
Really ?

375
00:15:49,268 --> 00:15:50,701
What did it say?

376
00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:52,736
It said...

377
00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:55,139
“Get out of your mother’s house.”

378
00:15:55,141 --> 00:15:56,574
- Mom.
- I'm serious.

379
00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:57,808
I want a cigarette,
and it tires me

380
00:15:57,810 --> 00:15:59,276
to have to hide
in the garage.

381
00:15:59,278 --> 00:16:01,111
Do you think I should
apologize to George?

382
00:16:01,113 --> 00:16:03,781
Of course not.
This would be a terrible precedent.

383
00:16:03,783 --> 00:16:05,249
I think you should
go back there

384
00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:06,750
to take some clothes
for children

385
00:16:06,752 --> 00:16:08,089
and show you
cold and distant,

386
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,020
so he can apologize to you.

387
00:16:10,022 --> 00:16:12,223
It's not so bad.

388
00:16:12,225 --> 00:16:13,457
Do it.

389
00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:15,214
I will do it.

390
00:16:15,217 --> 00:16:16,844
Why do you drink tea?

391
00:16:16,847 --> 00:16:19,167
Go ahead.

392
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,291
Are you coming back?

393
00:16:47,293 --> 00:16:49,644
Just to get some
clothes for children.

394
00:16:54,594 --> 00:16:56,628
Did you come to talk to me?

395
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:08,145
I wanted to apologize.

396
00:17:09,715 --> 00:17:11,949
Really ?

397
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,588
Do you want to walk?

398
00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:18,889
Talk a little?

399
00:17:18,891 --> 00:17:21,581
Of course.

400
00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:30,573
Children, come here.

401
00:17:30,576 --> 00:17:32,120
Look at this.

402
00:17:33,964 --> 00:17:37,341
Looks like things are getting better
between your mother and your father.

403
00:17:37,343 --> 00:17:39,558
That means
let's go home?

404
00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:41,594
It looks good.

405
00:17:41,597 --> 00:17:44,355
I haven't even worn yet
my earmuffs.

406
00:17:47,653 --> 00:17:51,121
And this program will allow us
to follow our family budget,

407
00:17:51,123 --> 00:17:54,224
to establish a budget
and file tax returns.

408
00:17:54,226 --> 00:17:55,446
It's impressive.

409
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,994
You want to know how much

410
00:17:56,996 --> 00:17:58,758
do you spend on beer annually?

411
00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:00,222
I don't mind.

412
00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:04,668
$936.

413
00:18:06,995 --> 00:18:08,806
If you switched to Hawaiian punch,

414
00:18:08,808 --> 00:18:10,841
we could live
in a bigger house.

415
00:18:10,843 --> 00:18:13,597
I'm Eliza.

416
00:18:14,991 --> 00:18:17,519
Eliza...

417
00:18:17,522 --> 00:18:22,653
You... are...

418
00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:25,889
sexy?

419
00:18:25,891 --> 00:18:28,025
In your fantasies,
am i sexy?

420
00:18:31,217 --> 00:18:33,711
You know you don't talk
to a real person.

421
00:18:33,714 --> 00:18:36,000
Get out of there.
I'm about to wrap up.

422
00:18:38,838 --> 00:18:40,809
Turn off the computer.

423
00:18:40,812 --> 00:18:42,078
It's time to go to bed.

424
00:18:42,081 --> 00:18:45,142
I have to finish my homework!

425
00:18:45,144 --> 00:18:47,244
Lots of money.

426
00:19:22,012 --> 00:19:23,525
- What ?
- Nothing.

427
00:19:30,315 --> 00:19:32,072
Pull the button,
it's stupid.

428
00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:38,163
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