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You are crossing a corridor
and arrive in front of a wooden chest.
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Master of Gray Matter,
what are you doing?
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I touch him with my dagger
to see if there are any traps.
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There are no pitfalls.
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Firebeak, what are you doing?
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- Billy?
- What ?
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You are Firebeak.
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So what do you do?
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I am Firebeak.
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I brought something to snack on.
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Thank you, Mom.
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Are you playing the ladder game?
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Tam teaches us to play
in Dungeons and Dragons.
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We are on a quest to find
the pitchfork of the demon Baalzebul.
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I am Firebeak.
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Is it the demon?
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No, he's just a monster
who doesn't wear pants.
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I see.
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He walks around like that.
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Have fun.
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My mother doesn't believe in elves,
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to fairies or dragons.
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But she believes in the Devil.
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And she doesn't see it
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like a playmate
appropriate for his son.
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I'm worried.
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There are incantations in this book
to summon real demons.
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This is how we found each other
with you?
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This one is good.
I grant you that.
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It's not a joke.
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It's part of the games
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for which we were warned
by the Church.
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Tell him to stop playing it.
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It's not easy.
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He finally found friends.
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I don't want to scare them.
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When you're ready to scare
children,
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you have that face loaded and ready to shoot.
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The last one was funny,
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you're just stupid.
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I'm happy
that you have fun,
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but the soul of our little boy
may be at play.
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When I was little,
we were listening to Black Sabbath,
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all this satanic music.
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It didn't do anything to me.
Satan didn't have my soul.
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What happened to him?
Did you trade it for donuts?
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You looked for it.
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Mr. Sparks?
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Do you have a moment?
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Of course, what is it?
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I'm just worried about
the game our boys play
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and I was wondering if you
and your wife knew about it.
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A game?
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Yes, a truly disturbing game.
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What are you talking about?
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You surprised the boys
playing feel my ass?
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No, Dungeons and Dragons.
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So everyone
had his pants on?
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What's the problem?
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The game contains demonology,
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which goes against
teachings of the Church.
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But no one touches anything?
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So I don't understand
what worries you.
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- Really ?
- No.
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I'm just grateful that
Billy found friends
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and he no longer spends his time
to eat earth and grass.
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He had taken a liking to it.
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It has nothing to do with it but,
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you did something
back to your hair?
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It's very pretty.
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No, but thank you.
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I'll let you take care of that.
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- You smell good too.
- Bye.
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Want chicken for dinner?
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I can take down a big one for you.
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No, it's okay.
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I'm going to kill one
in case you change your mind.
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Which one of you
fed up with life?
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You.
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Excuse me, Mr. Nguyen?
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You don't know me.
I'm Sheldon's mother.
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The smart boy.
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Yes, the smart boy.
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You're lucky.
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It's a great joy
to have an intelligent boy.
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I don't have this joy.
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I'm sure it's wrong.
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You know that Tam and Sheldon
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play Dungeons and Dragons?
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Dungeons and Dragons?
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Yes, and the book is full
demonic and satanic images.
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Talk to the white woman.
I'm very busy.
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But I'm with clients.
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Please, I don't ask you
not much.
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And you don't give me anything.
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What's wrong with this game?
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This game goes against
teachings of the Church.
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Listen to me.
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A problem is starving
in a communist re-education camp.
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A problem is
not being able to see your family
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for years then
that you remove landmines
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on the Ho Chi Minh trail.
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A game for boys
with imaginary demons,
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is not a problem.
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I think they can be
all problems.
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Agree with her,
she will go away!
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I'm sorry,
I agree with you.
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I'll talk to Tam about it.
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THANKS.
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Nice to have met you.
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Five dollars.
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Pastor...
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How is it going at church?
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Please call me Jeff.
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Everything is going well,
I have the coolest boss.
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I'm sorry,
but I'm having a little trouble
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to imagine the Holy Spirit
call you Jeff.
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I'm going to stick with Pasteur.
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No problem.
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Thank you, Pastor.
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I feel better.
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It's so nice of you to come,
Pastor Jeff.
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He prefers to be called Jeff.
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I prefer to stay on Pasteur.
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I changed my mind.
I prefer PJ.
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It reminds me of pajamas,
but that suits me too.
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I'm sorry
to get involved in this,
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but they are demons,
it's within your reach.
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It indeed is.
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At a recent conference
young Baptist leaders,
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I attended a seminar
on satanic leisure activities.
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And ?
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The thing to remember is,
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rather than a parent
or an authority figure
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who confiscates the shocking game,
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let God take it away,
down to the root.
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Question, PJ.
How does the boss do it?
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It's simple, Sheldon has to go
at school on Sunday.
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If he likes books
with demons and devils,
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I have one that will amaze him.
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What book?
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The Bible.
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Of course.
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I think it's a good idea.
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Although I'm afraid
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that Sheldon is a little opposed to it.
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A little ?
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I won't go.
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I don't believe in God.
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What you believe in
is not the question.
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If I may...
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I understand that you want
become a scientist one day.
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Yes, sir.
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Let me ask you a question.
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I know you don't believe in God,
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but what kind of scientist
concludes
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without doing any research first?
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A bad scientist.
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That's correct.
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So I'll see you Sunday morning
at 8 a.m.
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No.
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I cast a powerful spell
of invisibility on me.
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This game doesn't make him any smarter.
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Why aren't you sleeping?
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I'm studying for Sunday.
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Do you read the Bible?
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It's wonderful.
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I have a question.
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Yes ?
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There is someone
of the Amalek Tribe in the city?
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I don't know, why?
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Otherwise, we have to kill them
and their cows.
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No, there are no Amaleks.
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I told you so.
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And do not submit to us
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to temptation,
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but deliver us from evil.
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It's yours
the reign,
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power and glory
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forever.
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And forever. Amen.
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-Amen!
- Alright.
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Before you start,
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welcome two new students,
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Sheldon and Missy Cooper.
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Let us welcome them warmly.
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I know them.
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Thanks Billy.
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With pleasure, Pastor Jeff.
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Last week,
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we talked about the Gospel of John.
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Anyone have an idea
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what God gets in this passage?
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Chapter 1, first verse:
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"In the beginning was the Word,
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and the Word was with God,
and the Word was God.”
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Well done.
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THANKS.
I read the gospels last night.
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Fayot.
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You knew that
when the Bible says "the Word",
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she translates
the Greek expression "logos",
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and logos means knowledge.
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Looks like someone has a head
full of “logos”.
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They live in my neighborhood.
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Tremendous.
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...as Ellis makes a clearance.
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Five shots, 30 meters
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I can't believe
let him read the Bible.
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I know.
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I thank this Dungeons and Dragons game.
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It guided him to God.
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It's dead for Odskay.
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I finished.
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Did you finish it?
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I read everything. Ask me
which birds are kosher.
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I'm getting started.
Which birds are kosher?
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The chickens. Quails too.
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Owls, surprisingly not.
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There's not much meat
on them, anyway.
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I'm so happy
that you are interested in religion.
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Yes.
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And I decided to study
other religions, too.
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It's what ?
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Pastor Jeff encouraged me
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to approach religion scientifically,
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so it's logical
to expand my database.
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No, your database
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it's Baptist.
That's all you need.
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Baptist data.
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What other religions do you study?
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Buddhist, Jewish,
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Hindu, Catholic, all of them.
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That's out of the question.
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For what ? Being American,
I don't have freedom of religion?
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These Dungeons and Dragons
are not so bad
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for now, right?
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I also study voodoo.
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Tam, you're Catholic, right?
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Explain to me.
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Explain what to you?
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To begin with, who do you pray to?
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Jesus, God and Mary.
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Jesus is not God?
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No, it's his son.
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But you eat his flesh,
and drink his blood.
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There is also a ghost,
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but not the scary kind.
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Like Casper?
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Exactly.
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And how does the Pope work?
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The Pope lives in Italy.
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He has a special car,
and a big pointed hat.
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It's a wonderful hat.
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There is something else
What should I know?
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From time to time,
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you must confess your sins
to a priest.
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Not me, I have no sins.
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So you have the sin of pride.
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Your religion makes me feel bad.
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It's like this
that you know it works.
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Mrs. Hutchins, what is your religion?
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I am Mormon, why?
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I am conducting a research project.
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Can you tell me what it is
to be Mormon?
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It all started in New York,
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when a man found
gold plates buried in the ground.
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The plaques said that,
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when we die, we go
on our own planet.
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Unless you're a woman,
271
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we go to our husband’s.
272
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This won't be a problem for me.
273
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,286
I don't have a husband.
274
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All I have is a cat.
275
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A big, mean cat.
276
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Maybe I'll go to his planet.
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The isolated Cheryl
on the Planet of Cats.
278
00:12:26,338 --> 00:12:28,110
I like it.
She's funny.
279
00:12:31,029 --> 00:12:32,195
You will love Ira.
280
00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:33,596
He's a good guy.
281
00:12:33,631 --> 00:12:35,250
Is he your boyfriend?
282
00:12:35,286 --> 00:12:37,734
This is one of them,
so let's not talk about that.
283
00:12:39,003 --> 00:12:41,680
Are we not bothering you?
284
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Absolutely not.
Enter.
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Ira, this is my grandson Sheldon.
286
00:12:45,643 --> 00:12:48,082
Sheldon, this is my friend Ira.
287
00:12:48,118 --> 00:12:49,612
Good morning.
288
00:12:50,123 --> 00:12:52,424
Grandma told me you were Jewish.
289
00:12:53,188 --> 00:12:54,596
Straight to the point.
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Let's go.
Sit down.
291
00:12:57,188 --> 00:12:59,201
Thank you very much for your help.
292
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I would do anything for you.
293
00:13:03,132 --> 00:13:04,232
Are you hungry?
294
00:13:04,268 --> 00:13:05,428
Do you want some food?
295
00:13:05,713 --> 00:13:07,780
I don't know,
I've never eaten it.
296
00:13:07,965 --> 00:13:09,932
No, food is not food,
297
00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:11,034
it's... whatever.
298
00:13:11,069 --> 00:13:13,770
Do you want some candy?
299
00:13:14,306 --> 00:13:15,762
Are they kosher?
300
00:13:15,798 --> 00:13:17,006
Who are you, my mother?
301
00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:19,776
What can I do for you?
302
00:13:20,849 --> 00:13:22,829
What does it feel like to be Jewish?
303
00:13:22,865 --> 00:13:24,881
It's terrible.
I advise you against it.
304
00:13:25,142 --> 00:13:26,777
- For what ?
- To start,
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you are a prisoner of old
unnecessary rules.
306
00:13:30,091 --> 00:13:32,455
There is a lot of shouting and,
307
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you probably won't get in
at a good country club.
308
00:13:36,026 --> 00:13:37,257
What about God?
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00:13:37,293 --> 00:13:38,259
About him?
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00:13:38,545 --> 00:13:40,545
Does it play a role in your life?
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00:13:40,693 --> 00:13:43,878
Historically, he took pleasure
to punish us.
312
00:13:44,385 --> 00:13:46,052
What about Jesus?
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00:13:46,087 --> 00:13:47,486
He was Jewish.
314
00:13:47,521 --> 00:13:49,055
We have a lot of celebrities.
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00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:51,991
We have William Shatner,
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00:13:52,026 --> 00:13:53,426
and Leonard Nimoy...
317
00:13:53,461 --> 00:13:55,461
Kirk and Spock?
318
00:13:55,496 --> 00:13:57,163
I want to be Jewish.
319
00:13:57,198 --> 00:13:58,831
Wait a second.
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00:13:58,866 --> 00:14:00,600
I have a question for you.
321
00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:03,897
When you grow up,
Are you planning to live in Texas?
322
00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:05,972
Probably.
323
00:14:06,007 --> 00:14:08,674
So I strongly advise you
to remain Baptist.
324
00:14:09,038 --> 00:14:10,965
And maybe even
to carry a cross.
325
00:14:11,612 --> 00:14:13,679
Why you moved
in Texas?
326
00:14:13,714 --> 00:14:14,914
It's simple.
327
00:14:14,949 --> 00:14:18,017
There were no Jews in Medford,
so there was a position for me.
328
00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:20,974
And you got it?
Good for you.
329
00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:23,940
I love this child.
330
00:14:23,976 --> 00:14:25,464
Me too.
331
00:14:37,004 --> 00:14:38,404
Everything is fine ?
332
00:14:38,439 --> 00:14:42,541
Yes. You knew that Zoroaster
believed in two gods?
333
00:14:42,576 --> 00:14:43,882
No.
334
00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:46,045
And the Taoists
don't believe in God at all.
335
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,047
They believe
to the principle of harmony.
336
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,448
It's very good for them.
337
00:14:49,483 --> 00:14:51,751
I understood that you liked
do research.
338
00:14:51,786 --> 00:14:53,019
I love it.
339
00:14:53,756 --> 00:14:55,755
But it's important
to keep in mind
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00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:58,224
that there is only one true God.
341
00:14:58,259 --> 00:15:00,226
It's called monotheism.
342
00:15:00,261 --> 00:15:03,096
I have a book about this
if you're interested.
343
00:15:03,931 --> 00:15:07,200
It's okay, I have the book on that.
344
00:15:08,935 --> 00:15:12,381
You would be mad at me
if I didn't choose your religion?
345
00:15:13,941 --> 00:15:16,108
I will never be able to
be angry with you.
346
00:15:17,311 --> 00:15:20,214
You are a seeker of your own truth.
347
00:15:22,249 --> 00:15:23,783
Thank you, Mom.
348
00:15:27,554 --> 00:15:29,487
And if the truth turns out to be Satan,
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00:15:29,523 --> 00:15:31,824
I will fight against him.
350
00:15:53,498 --> 00:15:55,225
Welcome.
351
00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:58,718
We were waiting for you.
352
00:15:58,753 --> 00:16:01,320
Are you the Ten Commandments?
353
00:16:02,523 --> 00:16:03,823
We are one.
354
00:16:03,858 --> 00:16:05,591
And zero.
355
00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:07,393
We are binary code
356
00:16:07,428 --> 00:16:09,475
which highlights the universe.
357
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,546
The ten things are a common mistake.
358
00:16:13,077 --> 00:16:15,434
I want to understand God.
359
00:16:15,469 --> 00:16:16,836
Can you help me?
360
00:16:16,871 --> 00:16:18,838
Did you hear what we just said?
361
00:16:18,873 --> 00:16:21,474
It's a binary universe.
362
00:16:21,509 --> 00:16:22,908
God is yes or no.
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00:16:22,943 --> 00:16:24,343
Left or right.
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00:16:24,378 --> 00:16:25,611
On or off.
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00:16:25,646 --> 00:16:27,079
Something or nothing.
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00:16:27,114 --> 00:16:28,452
Positive or negative.
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00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,116
Male or female.
368
00:16:30,151 --> 00:16:31,417
Bright or dark.
369
00:16:31,452 --> 00:16:34,156
But why do evil and suffering exist?
370
00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:36,255
In fact, without evil and suffering,
371
00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:38,124
there is no good and joy.
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00:16:38,159 --> 00:16:40,504
Of course. Binary.
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00:16:41,031 --> 00:16:44,130
Should we give him
the last piece of information
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00:16:44,165 --> 00:16:46,772
who unlocks the secret of the universe?
375
00:16:47,327 --> 00:16:48,502
Why not ?
376
00:16:48,538 --> 00:16:51,133
At least one human being should
know the origin of everything.
377
00:16:53,784 --> 00:16:56,276
Before the universe began...
378
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,239
Idiot.
379
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:01,309
You're drooling over your books.
380
00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:06,986
Zero was going to tell me the secret
and you ruined everything.
381
00:17:08,389 --> 00:17:11,306
I never heard again
of One and Zero.
382
00:17:11,486 --> 00:17:15,227
However, I had a visit from Nine
when I had chickenpox.
383
00:17:15,262 --> 00:17:18,646
He was a lot less funny
than he thought.
384
00:17:20,183 --> 00:17:24,003
“What God Means to Me.”
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00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,943
Who wants to start?
386
00:17:27,102 --> 00:17:28,635
I would like to be third.
387
00:17:31,045 --> 00:17:32,411
Who feels brave?
388
00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:35,418
I'll go second.
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00:17:35,691 --> 00:17:38,417
Great.
Anyone want to start?
390
00:17:38,452 --> 00:17:39,452
I'm going there.
391
00:17:39,487 --> 00:17:42,405
Come here.
We listen to you.
392
00:17:44,742 --> 00:17:48,060
I spent last week
to study people's beliefs.
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00:17:48,095 --> 00:17:49,762
And I came to a conclusion.
394
00:17:49,797 --> 00:17:51,163
Which ?
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00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,845
- I am starting my own religion.
- Sorry, what?
396
00:17:54,101 --> 00:17:56,035
I call it Mathology.
397
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:58,537
It is based on a binary system
universal.
398
00:17:58,572 --> 00:18:01,540
It's great but
it is a Baptist Sunday school.
399
00:18:01,575 --> 00:18:04,076
I know, I'm here to convert
everyone.
400
00:18:04,111 --> 00:18:05,796
Anyone interested?
401
00:18:05,832 --> 00:18:07,490
Let's have a talk with your mother.
402
00:18:07,748 --> 00:18:10,699
The only sin in Mathology
it's about being stupid.
403
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,378
Welcome to the Church of Mathology.
404
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,247
I'm going to talk about prime numbers
and why they delight us.
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00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:26,169
Hallelujah!
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00:18:29,614 --> 00:18:33,614
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