1 00:02:27,938 --> 00:02:28,771 - Whoa. 2 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:31,293 Gorgeous, right? 3 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:33,838 - Yeah. 4 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:41,158 - Happy anniversary. 5 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:41,993 Eat the fish. 6 00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:47,428 I'm starving. 7 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:48,338 Hey, why don't you put our stuff away 8 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:49,923 while I get us a takeaway? 9 00:02:51,354 --> 00:02:54,561 - I can't believe your aunt owns this place. 10 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:22,220 - See, um... 11 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,718 How's it still playing? 12 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,578 - It's downloaded. 13 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:51,628 - You downloaded this? 14 00:03:51,630 --> 00:03:53,133 It sounds like elevator music. 15 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:58,431 = Fucking yes, it's on the internet. 16 00:03:58,433 --> 00:03:59,758 Fucking yes! 17 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,083 Man, fuck. 18 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:04,943 Sorry. 19 00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:08,848 Hey, at least it wasn't on the speaker. 20 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:09,775 - No, no, no. 21 00:04:09,777 --> 00:04:11,878 You get a flannel and soap 22 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,830 and you deal with that before soaks in. 23 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:17,403 - Yep, cool. 24 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,028 Where on earth does your aunt keep her flannels? 25 00:04:27,030 --> 00:04:28,987 This kitchen is all wrong. 26 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,888 - They're under the sink 27 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:34,138 and there's nothing wrong with the kitchen. 28 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:49,228 This, this is real music. 29 00:04:49,230 --> 00:04:50,063 Hmm? 30 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:52,888 I'd like to do some sightseeing work. 31 00:04:52,890 --> 00:04:56,643 We're here and I figured, wait, hold on. 32 00:05:08,268 --> 00:05:09,718 - The what? 33 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,833 Sounds like the mafia. 34 00:05:12,330 --> 00:05:14,343 - It's not a mafia, it's a church. 35 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:20,248 Or, Barceloneta. 36 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:21,083 - Hmm? 37 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:23,878 - It's a beach. 38 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,498 - Right. 39 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,838 Yeah, well, obviously we'll go to the beach. 40 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,058 Hey, it'd be great to go to Camp Nou. 41 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:31,738 It'd be great to catch a Barcelona match. 42 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:32,728 You know, when you're in Barcelona, 43 00:05:32,730 --> 00:05:35,128 you should see Barcelona, right? 44 00:05:35,130 --> 00:05:36,808 - Yeah, very romantic. 45 00:05:36,810 --> 00:05:38,788 You're so attuned to what a man wants. 46 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:39,623 - Yeah. 47 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,478 I'm up for the beach though. 48 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,768 To be honest, 49 00:05:43,770 --> 00:05:46,438 I'm not huge on all this sighting stuff, you know? 50 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,778 Sometimes nice to just sunbathe through the book, 51 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:49,799 get a tan, you know? 52 00:05:49,801 --> 00:05:54,003 - Yeah, Matt, you don't tan, you burn. 53 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:56,938 - Well, I sometimes tan. 54 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,713 - Are you still talking? 55 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,793 - Sorry, yeah. 56 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:03,773 Cleaning. 57 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,730 Hey, haven't you been to these places before? 58 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:12,190 - It's been years since I've been with Natalie. 59 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,548 - Right. 60 00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:18,383 - Why is that? 61 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,471 - What's what? 62 00:06:21,473 --> 00:06:22,902 - That. 63 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:23,737 - Nothing. 64 00:06:31,706 --> 00:06:32,539 Hey. 65 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,983 - Is that stain gone? 66 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:40,048 - Look, I honestly don't feel like I can scrub any harder. 67 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:41,583 It's definitely faded. 68 00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:45,960 Like my love for you. 69 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:48,708 - Fucking asshole. 70 00:06:48,710 --> 00:06:49,593 - Is that enough? 71 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:56,213 - Maybe. 72 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,208 I don't think I should reward you 73 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:04,710 until you get that cleared up. 74 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:10,923 Come on, come back to me. 75 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:13,623 - Make your mind up. 76 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,723 Huh, stain got you turned on? 77 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:24,423 - No, you throwing stuff around got me turned on. 78 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:28,563 - That's a bit sadistic, isn't it? 79 00:07:30,420 --> 00:07:33,658 - Want to come and throw me around a bit? 80 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:34,493 - I do. 81 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,848 I very much would like to come and throw you around a bit. 82 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:40,370 - Are you sure? 83 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:44,343 - Hey, this is the face of a man who's sure. 84 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:47,068 - I believe in you, Matthew. 85 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:51,007 - Mm, I love it when you call me Matthew, my full name. 86 00:07:52,029 --> 00:07:52,860 - Matthew. 87 00:09:21,755 --> 00:09:22,588 Hey. 88 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:28,053 - Hey. 89 00:09:34,410 --> 00:09:37,143 I'm sorry, Bastien. 90 00:09:40,950 --> 00:09:41,973 - It's all right. 91 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:45,683 - Is it? 92 00:09:49,230 --> 00:09:50,680 - We've only been here a day. 93 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,350 There'll be other times 94 00:09:57,883 --> 00:09:59,333 - I still struggle with that. 95 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,148 I still imagine you with- 96 00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:06,983 - I know. 97 00:10:08,459 --> 00:10:09,292 I know. 98 00:10:11,684 --> 00:10:14,853 But you're going to have to stop and let it go. 99 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:17,213 - I did. 100 00:10:19,842 --> 00:10:20,675 I have. 101 00:10:23,043 --> 00:10:24,210 It's that I... 102 00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:31,803 I tas probably the wine. 103 00:10:35,981 --> 00:10:36,981 I had a lot. 104 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:49,553 - Yeah. 105 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:57,351 - You do know it's not you, though. 106 00:10:57,915 --> 00:11:00,508 - I do. 107 00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:01,343 You're upset. 108 00:11:04,191 --> 00:11:05,024 - Good. 109 00:11:07,572 --> 00:11:08,405 Good. 110 00:11:18,799 --> 00:11:21,882 - Come on, let's go to bed. 111 00:11:24,495 --> 00:11:25,662 - In a minute. 112 00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:29,973 - Come on, it's all right. 113 00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:34,670 - It doesn't feel all rright. 114 00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:38,613 It's fucking embarrassing. 115 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,493 I'm fucking embarrassed. 116 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:45,443 - I'm telling you it's all right. 117 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,508 Come on, come in. 118 00:11:48,510 --> 00:11:51,933 - Maybe just give me one minute. 119 00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:55,300 - Fine. 120 00:11:59,455 --> 00:12:00,508 - Or don't. 121 00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:01,341 - Don't what? 122 00:12:01,343 --> 00:12:03,928 - I just need a minute, don't be short. 123 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,730 - It's not even short though, is it? 124 00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:09,748 Matt, it's a joke. 125 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,608 I was joking. 126 00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:12,838 Come on, don't be sensitive. 127 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:13,978 It didn't even make sense. 128 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:15,748 It was a joke. 129 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:16,583 - Hilarious. 130 00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:21,958 - I said it's all right. 131 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:22,793 Have a minute. 132 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:46,941 - Hey! 133 00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:48,688 Everything all right over there, pickle? 134 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:51,478 - Uncle Lewis, I said stop calling me pickle. 135 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,311 Like stop. 136 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,608 - You love being called pickle. 137 00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:57,358 - No, you love calling me pickle, and it's a cliche. 138 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,703 - What, your old uncle can't be cliche, no? 139 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,103 - Is Aunt Matilda there? 140 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:06,328 - Tilda, Tilda! 141 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:08,433 I've got Bastien on the screen. 142 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,368 Oh, she's waltzed off somewhere. 143 00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:13,198 I can't find her. 144 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,318 Now listen, you've got a very important task, all right? 145 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,938 - And what is that, taking care of the house? 146 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,468 - Oh no, fuck the house. 147 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:20,878 You've gotta remember to feed the fish. 148 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,098 She did remember to leave the note, didn't she? 149 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,118 - Yes, she did. 150 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,188 And by the way, what are their names? 151 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:28,953 - Tilda, what's the bloody fish's name again? 152 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,188 Matil- 153 00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:34,378 Oh, fuck it, God knows where she is. 154 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,938 Just go with Fishy for now. 155 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,978 But remember to feed the nameless bastard. 156 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:38,811 - Okay. 157 00:13:38,813 --> 00:13:40,198 - Now listen, are you enjoying the house? 158 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,638 - Yes, it's lovely. 159 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,710 And Matt settled in straight away. 160 00:13:43,712 --> 00:13:45,718 - Oh look, there he is! 161 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,415 Hey, Matt, come on over here. 162 00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:48,478 I wanna see your face. 163 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,311 - Lewis! 164 00:13:49,313 --> 00:13:50,251 - Come and. 165 00:13:50,253 --> 00:13:51,761 - Hey, how are you? 166 00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:53,248 I love the house. 167 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,238 - Oh, I'm good. 168 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:57,598 Look, I've left a 16-year-old bottle of Lagavulin 169 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,828 in the cupboard for you. 170 00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:00,539 Consider it a welcome to Barcelona. 171 00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:01,372 - Oh, Lewis. 172 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,878 Thank you, you didn't have to. 173 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,648 - And what about me? 174 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:06,898 - Oh, don't be stupid. 175 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,305 You couldn't tell a single malt from a can of Coke. 176 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,728 I've seen you diluting a whiskey with ice 177 00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:14,068 like some kind of barbarian. 178 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:14,938 Am I right, Matt? 179 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:17,463 - Oh, you're quite right, can't be trusted. 180 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,890 - And did you call for a reason? 181 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:20,878 - Yes, I did. 182 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:24,148 Now listen, the boiler is a bit dodgy. 183 00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:26,278 It cuts out every now and then. 184 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,111 - Okay? 185 00:14:27,113 --> 00:14:28,588 - So you need to give the fucker a good whack 186 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:30,148 before you take a shower. 187 00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:31,198 It seems to work. 188 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,938 - A good whack, that's your advice? 189 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,588 - Anyway, enjoy the week. 190 00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:35,673 - Love to you both. 191 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:54,975 - He did, yeah. 192 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,308 - He did, really? 193 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:57,141 Why? 194 00:14:57,143 --> 00:14:58,880 Something you wanna try? 195 00:14:59,988 --> 00:15:01,405 - I don't. 196 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,068 Stop looking at me like that. 197 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,298 - Like what? 198 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,490 - You know what. 199 00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:54,503 Hey! 200 00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:56,543 - Hey. 201 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,043 Fancy a little walk? 202 00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:01,103 Matt. 203 00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:03,538 - Huh? 204 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:06,217 - Do you want to walk around the town with me? 205 00:16:06,219 --> 00:16:07,052 - Um... 206 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,260 Nah, not right now I don't think. 207 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,095 - Okay. 208 00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:18,118 I might still go. 209 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,878 - Oh, I can come with you. 210 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,078 - No, no, no, no. 211 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,198 Stay there, chill. 212 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,423 And I'll be back in a few hours. 213 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,153 - You sure? 214 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,344 - Yes. 215 00:16:32,346 --> 00:16:33,179 - Okay. 216 00:16:34,081 --> 00:16:38,862 Okay. 217 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,563 - Hey, lazy man. 218 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,173 - Hey. 219 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:28,048 How was your walk? 220 00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:28,883 - Good. 221 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:36,741 That's disgusting. 222 00:17:36,743 --> 00:17:37,720 It's almost boiling. 223 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,463 Eh, you've gone and burnt yourself. 224 00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:44,374 How much sunblock did you use? 225 00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:45,388 - It hurts. 226 00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:47,163 - Yeah, I told you. 227 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:52,228 Listen, I met a guy who offered 228 00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:54,208 to give us a tour of some of the sites. 229 00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:55,043 Are you up? 230 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,688 - What, now? 231 00:17:57,690 --> 00:17:58,521 - No, not now. 232 00:17:58,523 --> 00:18:01,858 He cannot now, but he gave me his phone number 233 00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:04,110 and he said we could call him if we fancy it. 234 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:06,678 - Where'd you meet him? 235 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,575 - He saw me struggling on my way back to the beach 236 00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:14,578 - There I was thinking you were Spanish, fluent in Spanish. 237 00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:17,158 - Well, I'm confident, but yeah. 238 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:22,160 Well anyway, he saw me struggling and he offered. 239 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:23,603 Do you fancy it? 240 00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:25,881 - Yeah. 241 00:18:25,883 --> 00:18:26,728 - Yeah? - Maybe, yeah. 242 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,868 - Maybe? - Yeah. 243 00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:28,743 - Okay, great. 244 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:33,604 This is like no, no, no, no. 245 00:20:08,864 --> 00:20:10,281 - Ah shit, fuck. 246 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,150 We forgot to whack the bloody boiler thing. 247 00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:39,148 - That's the meeting point, but I don't see him. 248 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,498 - What time did you say? 249 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,801 - What time is it? 250 00:20:41,803 --> 00:20:43,718 Yeah, that's the time. 251 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,870 - Maybe he's forgotten? 252 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,578 - Oh, there he is. 253 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,383 - Oh, great. 254 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,808 - Bastien. - Hello. 255 00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:52,641 - How are you? - Hello. 256 00:20:52,643 --> 00:20:53,968 I'm good, and you? - Good. 257 00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:55,528 And good to meet you, Max. 258 00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:57,001 - Matt. 259 00:20:57,003 --> 00:20:57,861 It's Matt. 260 00:20:57,863 --> 00:20:59,098 My name's Matt. 261 00:20:59,100 --> 00:20:59,933 - Oh, okay. 262 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,728 I'm Florent. 263 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:03,958 - Good to meet you, Florent. 264 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,128 - So in, 265 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,358 what do you wanna see first? 266 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:09,478 - I was hoping to see the market. 267 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,580 It starts with a v, but I forgot the name. 268 00:21:14,108 --> 00:21:15,638 - Mercat de la Boquería. 269 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,518 Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful. 270 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,278 - Yeah, and Matt was wanting to see... 271 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,048 - Oh, it was a bit of a joke, really. 272 00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:23,518 - No, no, the football stadium. 273 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:24,388 - Camp Nou. 274 00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:25,318 - Yes, that's it. 275 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,728 - I wasn't really serious. 276 00:21:26,730 --> 00:21:28,526 - Don't wanna see that, do you, Max? 277 00:21:28,528 --> 00:21:31,498 Waste a trip here seeing football, do ya? 278 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,028 - I was joking. 279 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:35,878 - I'm gonna take you to Quadrat d'Or first. 280 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,073 - Oh yes, I've been there before and I want to do it again. 281 00:21:38,075 --> 00:21:39,058 - It's gorgeous. 282 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:39,958 - It's beautiful. 283 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,837 - Just up here, all right? 284 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,111 Penis pistol. 285 00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:13,323 - Jesus fuck. 286 00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:15,501 - It's all right, Max. 287 00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:17,543 We all have our problems now and then, don't we? 288 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:19,583 - They're not... 289 00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:21,981 They're not for me. 290 00:22:21,983 --> 00:22:23,853 - No, no, they're for your dad, right? 291 00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:28,978 He is a lovely man you've got there. 292 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:29,813 Mm. 293 00:22:31,647 --> 00:22:33,873 - Are you gay? 294 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,063 - I dabble. 295 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,548 You've been together long? 296 00:22:38,550 --> 00:22:39,388 - Relatively. 297 00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:40,858 - Relatively? 298 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,598 - Three years. 299 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,443 - Is it serious? 300 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,568 - Yes. 301 00:22:45,570 --> 00:22:46,715 Yes, of course it's serious. 302 00:22:46,717 --> 00:22:48,238 - Well, you say of course, 303 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,518 but relationships are different, aren't they? 304 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:54,988 My brother's been with this girl for five years. 305 00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:56,548 Five years, now that's a long time. 306 00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:58,528 But he wouldn't call it serious. 307 00:22:58,530 --> 00:22:59,548 - Then why is he with her? 308 00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:01,473 - Ah, security, comfort, I dunno. 309 00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:03,628 I think we all get to an age 310 00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:06,778 where we just settle with what we have. 311 00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,730 But by that time, we've stopped caring. 312 00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:11,368 I think we're all too serious when we're young 313 00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:13,443 when really we should be more free. 314 00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:15,868 Do you get that? 315 00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:17,488 - It depends. - On? 316 00:23:17,490 --> 00:23:20,008 - On characteristics. 317 00:23:20,010 --> 00:23:20,841 I don't know. 318 00:23:20,843 --> 00:23:22,953 Some people like serious relationships. 319 00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:25,678 - Like you? 320 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,568 - Yes, like me. 321 00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:30,333 Like Bastien. 322 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:34,428 - Ah, maybe you're different, 323 00:23:34,430 --> 00:23:36,898 or maybe you use too much of this. 324 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,270 Mind if I have one? 325 00:23:40,050 --> 00:23:41,548 So why'd you come to Barcelona? 326 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,697 - Don't know, the architecture. 327 00:23:43,699 --> 00:23:45,208 - Ah, yeah. 328 00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:47,613 It's beautiful architecture for sure. 329 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,613 I've been with mine for a year and a bit now. 330 00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:55,445 - Your what? 331 00:23:55,447 --> 00:23:56,530 - Girlfriend. 332 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,088 - You have a girlfriend? 333 00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:02,133 - Yeah, not like you though. 334 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,548 - What does that mean? 335 00:24:05,550 --> 00:24:06,658 - Well, we're not just for each other. 336 00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:10,168 We're not possessive, selfish in that way. 337 00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:11,123 We're not- - Monogamous. 338 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:11,958 - Right. 339 00:24:13,530 --> 00:24:17,433 You know, you've been very quiet on my tour. 340 00:24:18,450 --> 00:24:19,738 - Have I? 341 00:24:19,740 --> 00:24:21,513 - You don't like me, Max. 342 00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:25,676 - I think you're fine. 343 00:24:25,678 --> 00:24:28,708 - No, no, you don't like me. 344 00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:30,783 You think I'm trying to take your man. 345 00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:37,583 - Are you? 346 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,133 - Maybe. 347 00:24:44,369 --> 00:24:45,536 Of course not. 348 00:24:46,606 --> 00:24:48,598 I like meeting new people. 349 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,833 I like you, Max. 350 00:24:58,110 --> 00:24:59,968 - That was incredible. 351 00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:01,708 Thank you Florent for a wonderful day. 352 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:02,541 - Of course. 353 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:04,983 And you know where I am if you wanna do it again. 354 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:08,758 - Absolutely. 355 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,783 Good to meet you. 356 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,408 - Do you have far to walk to get home? 357 00:25:13,410 --> 00:25:15,268 - A little, not too far. 358 00:25:15,270 --> 00:25:17,308 - Listen, why don't you come in for a quick drink? 359 00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:18,238 - Oh no, no, I can't do that. 360 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,558 I should get back. 361 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,958 - Really, you sure? 362 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,288 - You see, we both want you to have a drink with us. 363 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:28,683 - But we understand that you need to be getting back. 364 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,918 - Come up, I'll get changed. 365 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,203 And we have one drink. 366 00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:35,998 - Okay. 367 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,438 Okay, one drink. 368 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,943 Max has twisted my arm. 369 00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:41,813 - Fuck me. 370 00:26:12,539 --> 00:26:16,327 So you don't eat meat at all? 371 00:26:17,187 --> 00:26:18,513 - Oh, what a lovely place. 372 00:26:21,870 --> 00:26:25,738 So your aunt, she doesn't mind you having this place, 373 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:26,788 what, for the week? 374 00:26:26,790 --> 00:26:30,358 - Like at all, no bacon? 375 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,430 - No, um... 376 00:26:32,670 --> 00:26:34,170 Oh, what do they call it here? 377 00:26:35,239 --> 00:26:36,178 Jamon. 378 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,011 - Jamon. 379 00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:39,418 And it's dry cured ham, not bacon. 380 00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:42,238 No, she doesn't actually live here. 381 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,643 She lives a bit further out of the city. 382 00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:48,810 - And what do you do, Bastien? 383 00:26:48,812 --> 00:26:50,488 What do you do back in England? 384 00:26:50,490 --> 00:26:52,348 - Yeah, fuck, it doesn't matter. 385 00:26:52,350 --> 00:26:53,583 - I'm a teacher. 386 00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:56,750 - What is it that you teach? 387 00:26:57,780 --> 00:26:59,253 - I teach art. 388 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,690 - I can imagine, I can imagine. 389 00:27:03,692 --> 00:27:07,468 I can imagine you being a very, very artistic man, Bastien. 390 00:27:07,470 --> 00:27:08,301 - Really? 391 00:27:08,303 --> 00:27:09,628 - Yeah, yeah. 392 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:10,980 What kind of art do you do? 393 00:27:11,850 --> 00:27:14,973 - I mainly like pencil drawing. 394 00:27:16,050 --> 00:27:17,913 - Do you have any with you? 395 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:20,758 Any for me to have a look at? 396 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,683 I'll be a kind critic, I promise. 397 00:27:23,970 --> 00:27:25,100 - Yes, but... 398 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,265 - Come on, show me. 399 00:27:29,267 --> 00:27:31,517 - Well, don't pressure him. 400 00:27:33,889 --> 00:27:36,056 - And what do you do, Max? 401 00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:40,863 - I'm a trader. 402 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,473 - Okay. 403 00:27:49,770 --> 00:27:53,493 And Bastien, will you draw me? 404 00:27:56,430 --> 00:27:57,963 Cool, give me a demonstration. 405 00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:02,728 - You've done this before. 406 00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:04,313 - Come on, draw me. 407 00:29:06,126 --> 00:29:07,108 - Okay. 408 00:29:07,110 --> 00:29:09,393 This is a rush job, don't judge me too harsh. 409 00:29:16,470 --> 00:29:17,557 - You are wonderful. 410 00:29:19,770 --> 00:29:21,063 Isn't he wonderful, Max? 411 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:27,338 - Mm-hm. 412 00:29:27,340 --> 00:29:31,143 - Don't ever be embarrassed by your talent. 413 00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:33,988 Can I keep this? 414 00:29:33,990 --> 00:29:35,223 If you don't mind. 415 00:29:36,136 --> 00:29:37,613 - It is drawn for you. 416 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,553 - Such a delicate artist. 417 00:29:46,290 --> 00:29:50,253 So, what does a trader do? 418 00:29:52,530 --> 00:29:55,120 - Me, of course 419 00:29:58,740 --> 00:29:59,733 We trade. 420 00:30:02,190 --> 00:30:03,988 - They don't really do anything. 421 00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:05,968 They make money for the sake of money. 422 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,258 - Right, well, hold on. 423 00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:08,458 It's more complicated than that. 424 00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:09,291 We put our money 425 00:30:09,293 --> 00:30:10,124 into a company- - More wine? 426 00:30:10,126 --> 00:30:10,959 - Sure, thank you. 427 00:30:23,577 --> 00:30:28,577 - And you do you do these little tours as a profession? 428 00:30:29,010 --> 00:30:31,437 Is this what you do? 429 00:30:31,439 --> 00:30:34,111 - Oh no, not at all. 430 00:30:34,113 --> 00:30:38,158 No, I came to Barcelona to explore new things, 431 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,158 but I am studying at the moment. 432 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,563 - Oh yeah, studying what? 433 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,998 - I really like animals, so I'm studying to be- 434 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:48,993 - A farm boy. 435 00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:52,253 - A vet. 436 00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:55,263 - Vet, that's lovely. 437 00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:59,548 - Really committed to this whole animal vegan thing, 438 00:30:59,550 --> 00:31:00,381 aren't you? 439 00:31:00,383 --> 00:31:01,588 - Matt. 440 00:31:01,590 --> 00:31:02,818 - What? 441 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,078 - It's very healthy for you. 442 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,818 Helps balance out the wine. 443 00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:08,253 Stop unnecessary weight gain. 444 00:31:09,210 --> 00:31:12,058 - Well, I'm happy with my whiskey. 445 00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:13,648 I'm happy with my meat. 446 00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:16,048 I'm happy with all these things. 447 00:31:16,050 --> 00:31:20,103 - We know, you've said several times. 448 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:31,053 - So, you don't miss eating meat at all? 449 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,288 - No, not at all. 450 00:31:34,290 --> 00:31:36,118 You get used to it pretty fast. 451 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:39,178 And you find you can make most meat meals 452 00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,380 out of a different food. 453 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,298 - We should try it. 454 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,198 - Yes. 455 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,418 You could try a couple days a week at first. 456 00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:46,443 - What do you think? 457 00:31:48,810 --> 00:31:49,643 - Maybe. 458 00:31:50,594 --> 00:31:51,453 Yeah, maybe. 459 00:31:53,340 --> 00:31:55,558 Not hugely phased. 460 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,303 - Not phased? 461 00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,878 - How adventurous? 462 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,293 - Yeah, well, maybe. 463 00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:05,698 To be honest, I'm not amazing with change. 464 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:07,503 Creature of habit, you know? 465 00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:10,168 - You are young, Max. 466 00:32:10,170 --> 00:32:12,478 You shouldn't be so, what's the word? 467 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,311 - Rigid. 468 00:32:13,313 --> 00:32:14,146 - Rigid. 469 00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:16,983 - I'm not. 470 00:32:18,150 --> 00:32:21,268 - I tried to take him to an independent cinema for a change 471 00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:23,788 and he did not like it at all. 472 00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:26,818 And it was just a change of cinema. 473 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:27,868 - Well, hold on. 474 00:32:27,870 --> 00:32:28,798 That's not fair. 475 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,968 - Yes, it is. 476 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:32,068 Last month I tried to take him watch a film 477 00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:37,018 at the Curzon and he did not understand anything. 478 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:39,868 The plot was literally a young man falls in love 479 00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:41,248 with an older woman. 480 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,378 She falls in love back. 481 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:45,388 And that's the film. 482 00:32:45,390 --> 00:32:46,558 - What? 483 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,478 You're making it sound simpler than it was. 484 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,488 It was hard to understand. 485 00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:52,323 - Simple, not hard. 486 00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:56,038 - The film was in French. 487 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,038 I mean that I literally did not understand it. 488 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,198 - It's good to listen to other languages. 489 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,033 Thank you. 490 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,818 - Right, yes, but that's not what I was- 491 00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:07,861 - Anyway, he didn't like it 492 00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:09,903 because it had sex scenes in it. 493 00:33:12,930 --> 00:33:13,763 - What? 494 00:33:15,489 --> 00:33:18,543 - He didn't like it because you get awkward watching. 495 00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:30,838 - It's obvious Max is trying his best though, right? 496 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,733 You mustn't be too hard on him. 497 00:33:35,730 --> 00:33:36,988 - Excuse me? 498 00:33:36,990 --> 00:33:40,893 - Oh, you're trying your best with the pills. 499 00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:42,773 - Pills? 500 00:33:44,550 --> 00:33:45,898 - What the fuck? 501 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:47,093 - Was that not... 502 00:33:48,101 --> 00:33:49,648 I shouldn't have said anything. 503 00:33:49,650 --> 00:33:52,048 - No, wait, what pills? 504 00:33:52,050 --> 00:33:52,888 - No pills. 505 00:33:52,890 --> 00:33:56,060 - Pills, yes, sorry, that was my mistake. 506 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,353 - Well... 507 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,620 I think that's probably enough for me. 508 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,793 Getting pretty tired. 509 00:34:09,810 --> 00:34:11,608 - Oh, come on. 510 00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:12,441 Have a glass with us. 511 00:34:12,443 --> 00:34:13,274 Don't go to bed. 512 00:34:13,276 --> 00:34:14,518 Don't be that guy, Max. 513 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,563 - No, really, I'm good. 514 00:34:17,550 --> 00:34:19,498 I thought you were only staying for one glass anyway. 515 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,331 - Matt. 516 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:21,568 - It's okay, I can go. 517 00:34:21,570 --> 00:34:22,528 I should get back. 518 00:34:22,530 --> 00:34:23,758 - You do you, Florent. 519 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,518 If you want to leave, leave. 520 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,568 You too, Bastien. 521 00:34:27,570 --> 00:34:29,098 I really don't care. 522 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,153 I'm going to bed. 523 00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:32,848 That's all I'm saying. 524 00:34:32,850 --> 00:34:35,193 - Don't have a moment, Max. 525 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,323 - It's Matt. 526 00:34:41,490 --> 00:34:43,618 My name is Matt, 527 00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:47,668 and I'm not having a fucking moment, Florence. 528 00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:49,378 - That there, that sounded like a moment. 529 00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:50,211 It's not a problem. 530 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:51,478 I should go. 531 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,983 - Good, Florence. 532 00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:55,948 - It's Florent. 533 00:34:55,950 --> 00:34:57,018 - Don't speak to him like that. 534 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,408 He has done nothing wrong. 535 00:34:58,410 --> 00:34:59,343 - Oh, can't I? 536 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,193 Okay. 537 00:35:02,310 --> 00:35:06,868 I'm so terribly sorry you are leaving, Florence. 538 00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:09,298 We must have you round to run your mouth again. 539 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:10,133 - Max. 540 00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:21,238 Matt, I shouldn't have said anything. 541 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:24,691 And you've had a drink and you're not thinking straight. 542 00:35:24,693 --> 00:35:27,656 - Okay. 543 00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:28,491 Okay. 544 00:35:30,150 --> 00:35:31,323 I'm going in there now. 545 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:37,023 And like I say, you do you. 546 00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:53,068 - Oh, sorry. 547 00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:54,470 Didn't mean to cause a fuss. 548 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:57,801 - It's not you. 549 00:35:57,803 --> 00:36:01,765 - Yeah! 550 00:36:01,767 --> 00:36:02,758 - You have my number. 551 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,738 If you need anything else while you are here, 552 00:36:04,740 --> 00:36:06,508 you know where I am. 553 00:36:06,510 --> 00:36:07,560 - Thank you, Florent. 554 00:36:08,610 --> 00:36:09,443 - My pleasure. 555 00:36:13,530 --> 00:36:16,953 And thank you for this. 556 00:36:36,180 --> 00:36:37,053 - Matt. 557 00:36:39,570 --> 00:36:41,128 - What? 558 00:36:41,130 --> 00:36:43,708 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 559 00:36:43,710 --> 00:36:46,438 - He's a prick, Bastien. 560 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,858 How can you not see he's trying to have sex with you? 561 00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:51,178 - Trying to have sex with me? 562 00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:52,011 - Yes. 563 00:36:52,013 --> 00:36:53,608 Yes, he's trying to have sex with you. 564 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,978 He more or less told me when I was sitting with him today, 565 00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:58,048 all prancing around on the sofa like a fuck. 566 00:36:58,050 --> 00:36:58,881 - You're paranoid. 567 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,198 - I'm not paranoid. 568 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,655 I can read him like the predator book he is. 569 00:37:03,657 --> 00:37:04,893 You this blind? 570 00:37:06,420 --> 00:37:07,323 - Grow up. 571 00:37:08,190 --> 00:37:09,568 Why can't you trust me? 572 00:37:09,570 --> 00:37:10,708 Why can't you trust me? 573 00:37:10,710 --> 00:37:13,708 - Why can't I trust you, really? 574 00:37:13,710 --> 00:37:15,118 Because of Natalie. 575 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,798 Because you went and slept with Natalie, 576 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,066 the fucking personal trainer. 577 00:37:18,068 --> 00:37:19,558 Because you're not exactly 578 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,108 the most faithful man walking around, are you? 579 00:37:22,110 --> 00:37:23,668 - It was eight months ago. 580 00:37:23,670 --> 00:37:25,258 I told you as soon as it happened 581 00:37:25,260 --> 00:37:26,455 and you said you forgave me. 582 00:37:26,457 --> 00:37:27,538 - And I do. 583 00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:30,808 But when I see someone hitting on you so fucking obviously, 584 00:37:30,810 --> 00:37:32,398 and then you enjoying it. 585 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,529 - You're being such a prick. 586 00:37:33,531 --> 00:37:34,362 - Me? 587 00:37:34,364 --> 00:37:35,463 Me, the prick? 588 00:37:37,705 --> 00:37:40,413 - Can't you see why we are having trouble here? 589 00:37:41,370 --> 00:37:42,568 Can't you see why we're finding it 590 00:37:42,570 --> 00:37:44,998 so difficult to come together? 591 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:45,831 - Why? 592 00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:48,088 - Because you jump down my throat 593 00:37:48,090 --> 00:37:50,968 over every little single non event. 594 00:37:50,970 --> 00:37:54,628 - Okay, am I supposed to believe that we happen 595 00:37:54,630 --> 00:37:56,878 to walk past him on our second day here 596 00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,628 and then you happen to bump into him again? 597 00:38:00,630 --> 00:38:03,028 - Yes, that's exactly what you're meant to believe 598 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,588 because that's exactly what happened. 599 00:38:04,590 --> 00:38:06,958 And that's exactly what every sane, 600 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,668 normal person would believe. 601 00:38:08,670 --> 00:38:11,248 - And then he happens to come back here for a drink 602 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,468 and starts posing for your pictures. 603 00:38:13,470 --> 00:38:16,078 He's clearly picking something up from you, Bastien. 604 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,698 So who's misreading the signs, huh? 605 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:18,808 Me or him? 606 00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:19,948 - Both of you. 607 00:38:19,950 --> 00:38:21,898 And certainly you. 608 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,118 Why can't we just meet a nice person 609 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,848 who wants to show us around, have him for a drink, 610 00:38:26,850 --> 00:38:28,198 spend a nice moment? 611 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,908 No, it has to be Matt's show. 612 00:38:29,910 --> 00:38:31,448 It has to be Matt's suspicious. 613 00:38:31,450 --> 00:38:35,009 - Can you honestly, honestly not see 614 00:38:35,011 --> 00:38:37,408 that he's trying to get you into bed? 615 00:38:37,410 --> 00:38:40,378 How are you this fucking blind? 616 00:38:40,380 --> 00:38:41,428 - So what, Matt? 617 00:38:41,430 --> 00:38:42,393 So what? 618 00:38:43,890 --> 00:38:46,888 Does it mean we're gonna take it to the bed? 619 00:38:46,890 --> 00:38:49,828 If he's got a crush on me, am I responsible? 620 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:51,898 And how do you imagine it would happen with you here? 621 00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:53,218 Would you pick a chair? 622 00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:54,598 Would he go down on me 623 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,358 while my dick is pointing towards the sky? 624 00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,213 We came here to fix us, think this through. 625 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,123 You've become paranoid. 626 00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:10,743 I thought coming here might help. 627 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,610 What did he mean about the pills? 628 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,118 - Don't do that. 629 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:54,953 - Why not? 630 00:39:56,398 --> 00:39:58,669 You don't even try anymore. 631 00:39:58,671 --> 00:40:01,773 - This, this is me trying. 632 00:40:03,030 --> 00:40:04,323 - It's insulting. 633 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,250 - Bastien... 634 00:40:10,470 --> 00:40:12,140 - If I don't turn you on... 635 00:40:19,410 --> 00:40:21,148 - Where are you going? 636 00:40:21,150 --> 00:40:23,968 - To the bedroom to sleep. 637 00:40:23,970 --> 00:40:26,020 And you can keep those pills out of here. 638 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:42,748 - What's the difference 639 00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:47,518 between Romeo and Juliet and COVID-19? 640 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,308 - Honest to God, I'm gonna close this conversation down. 641 00:40:50,310 --> 00:40:54,010 - One is a coronavirus 642 00:40:55,233 --> 00:40:58,347 and the other is a corona crisis! 643 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,148 - Okay, goodbye Lewis. 644 00:41:03,150 --> 00:41:05,968 - Look, it's communication, right? 645 00:41:05,970 --> 00:41:07,048 I don't know. 646 00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:07,948 Communication. 647 00:41:07,950 --> 00:41:12,268 That's what Tilda and I have got absolutely nailed. 648 00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:13,495 - How's she feeling? 649 00:41:13,497 --> 00:41:15,753 - Ah, she's still under the weather. 650 00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:17,938 Tilda! 651 00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:18,771 - Lewis. 652 00:41:18,773 --> 00:41:20,818 - I've got your nephew on the screen again! 653 00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:23,128 - No, Lewis, let her rest if she's asleep. 654 00:41:23,130 --> 00:41:24,508 - No, let her be, please. 655 00:41:24,510 --> 00:41:25,498 Speak a bit quieter. 656 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,568 - No, this is what I'm talking about. 657 00:41:27,570 --> 00:41:28,623 Communication. 658 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,113 Matt, Matt! 659 00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:33,268 Right, tell me something. 660 00:41:33,270 --> 00:41:35,209 So, what have you done so far? 661 00:41:35,211 --> 00:41:39,088 - Well, we went to the, oh, what was it called? 662 00:41:39,090 --> 00:41:40,948 The gold quarter. 663 00:41:40,950 --> 00:41:41,968 - Quadrat d'Or. 664 00:41:41,970 --> 00:41:43,618 - Right, that. 665 00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:44,788 - Are you coming to visit us 666 00:41:44,790 --> 00:41:47,613 or are we having a virtual relationship now? 667 00:41:49,848 --> 00:41:51,273 - I'm afraid not. 668 00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:55,999 Hey, Matt, have you heard the one about COVID 669 00:41:56,001 --> 00:41:58,258 and Romeo and Juliet? 670 00:41:58,260 --> 00:41:59,091 - No. 671 00:41:59,093 --> 00:42:02,142 - Well, one's a coronavirus and the other... 672 00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:03,532 Oh no, hang on, fuck. 673 00:42:03,534 --> 00:42:05,883 Oh no, it's the other way, bollocks. 674 00:42:09,930 --> 00:42:14,930 Look, I've called at a bad time, haven't I? 675 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,985 - No, no, of course not. 676 00:42:16,987 --> 00:42:19,978 - Yeah, you're not a very good liar, pickle. 677 00:42:19,980 --> 00:42:22,468 - I'm not lying, Lewis. 678 00:42:22,470 --> 00:42:24,751 - Well, now I know definitely that something is up 679 00:42:24,753 --> 00:42:27,363 when you don't mind being called pickle. 680 00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:33,089 Look, I'm gonna leave you. 681 00:42:33,091 --> 00:42:36,093 I'm sorry that I've fucked up your morning. 682 00:42:37,246 --> 00:42:41,188 But before I go, I'm gonna give you a little bit of advice. 683 00:42:41,190 --> 00:42:42,868 - Like your whack the boiler advice? 684 00:42:42,870 --> 00:42:44,698 - Yeah, something like that. 685 00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:45,723 But even better. 686 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:52,040 As fucking wonderful as this house and its fish might be, 687 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,278 get out of the place. 688 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,343 Go and enjoy this wonderful city. 689 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,383 Don't force anything, okay? 690 00:43:07,470 --> 00:43:10,083 Be full of care with each other. 691 00:43:13,170 --> 00:43:15,110 Tilda would say the same thing. 692 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:20,370 Or fucking don't, what do I know? 693 00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:22,558 - Okay, thank you. 694 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,758 Goodbye, Lewis. 695 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,593 Bye. 696 00:43:30,270 --> 00:43:31,103 - What? 697 00:43:33,170 --> 00:43:35,703 - He has always had the worst timing. 698 00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:43,263 - What he said at the end there, it was quite wise. 699 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:44,993 - Wise? 700 00:43:46,350 --> 00:43:47,998 Lewis doesn't do wise. 701 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,923 Lewis does sarcastic. 702 00:43:54,870 --> 00:43:57,557 He's right about one thing though. 703 00:44:00,445 --> 00:44:02,557 I'm gonna go out for a walk. 704 00:45:29,210 --> 00:45:31,627 - Happy anniversary, Bastien. 705 00:45:35,179 --> 00:45:36,012 I, uh... 706 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,873 I've got the music working. 707 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,198 Dinner is nearly ready. 708 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,938 Sit down, sit down, please. 709 00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:50,733 Let me pour you a glass of wine. 710 00:45:57,123 --> 00:45:58,438 I need to get back to the steaks. 711 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,703 But I'll be out in a sec. 712 00:46:35,056 --> 00:46:37,389 I am sorry about last night. 713 00:46:44,155 --> 00:46:46,953 - I know, I know you're trying. 714 00:46:49,281 --> 00:46:50,948 It's not your fault. 715 00:46:54,397 --> 00:46:56,397 - It's not yours either. 716 00:47:31,263 --> 00:47:33,928 It's like when we first started dating, 717 00:47:33,930 --> 00:47:34,763 - What? 718 00:47:36,060 --> 00:47:38,518 - This, staying up all night drinking, 719 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,738 smoking, playing a silly game. 720 00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:41,690 - What's the score? 721 00:47:44,370 --> 00:47:45,636 - Seven to one. 722 00:47:45,638 --> 00:47:46,471 - Mm. 723 00:47:47,329 --> 00:47:49,138 - Look, it's all about luck anyway. 724 00:47:49,140 --> 00:47:50,703 - Mm, you wish. 725 00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:52,733 - Okay. 726 00:47:54,090 --> 00:47:55,382 If you could go back and- 727 00:47:55,384 --> 00:47:57,118 - No, no. 728 00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,298 - If you had to, if you had to go back 729 00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:03,088 and change something about your past, 730 00:48:03,090 --> 00:48:04,113 what would it be? 731 00:48:05,970 --> 00:48:07,833 - Uh, Matt? 732 00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:09,958 - Oh God, no, I don't mean that. 733 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,766 No, something else, 734 00:48:11,768 --> 00:48:16,648 like I spend so much time lying away 735 00:48:16,650 --> 00:48:19,911 just thinking about all my most horrible experiences 736 00:48:19,913 --> 00:48:23,638 and reliving them like over and over and over. 737 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,577 I know it can't be healthy, but I can't help it. 738 00:48:25,579 --> 00:48:26,410 You know? 739 00:48:26,412 --> 00:48:28,765 It's even small things, tiny things. 740 00:48:28,767 --> 00:48:30,472 - Like what? 741 00:48:30,474 --> 00:48:34,648 - Like when I was 11, right? 742 00:48:34,650 --> 00:48:37,888 I had this birthday party and I invite my best friends, 743 00:48:37,890 --> 00:48:39,873 but I invite some of the cool kids too. 744 00:48:40,770 --> 00:48:42,418 And we're playing football. 745 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:45,538 And the plan was we'll go back to mine, have a sleepover, 746 00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:47,218 watch some movies. 747 00:48:47,220 --> 00:48:49,648 And we finish playing football and one of the cool kids, 748 00:48:49,650 --> 00:48:51,361 he starts bullying one of my best friends, you know, 749 00:48:51,363 --> 00:48:53,518 he's not quite cool enough for him. 750 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,328 Okay, and to seem cool as well, I tell this friend of mine, 751 00:48:57,330 --> 00:49:00,658 I say, oh, you are not invited to the sleepover 752 00:49:00,660 --> 00:49:01,833 and you gotta go home. 753 00:49:02,910 --> 00:49:04,408 I tell him he was only invited 754 00:49:04,410 --> 00:49:06,303 to the first part of the party. 755 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,523 And well, you know, he was really upset and he went home. 756 00:49:12,540 --> 00:49:14,188 I did that. 757 00:49:14,190 --> 00:49:15,813 I did that just to look cool. 758 00:49:17,610 --> 00:49:21,582 - So that's your most horrible experience? 759 00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:24,268 - I was just a really shitty thing to do, you know? 760 00:49:24,270 --> 00:49:26,403 It's things like that that I think about. 761 00:49:29,011 --> 00:49:30,808 - Does she have brown hair? 762 00:49:30,810 --> 00:49:31,738 - My friend? 763 00:49:31,740 --> 00:49:33,028 No, he was a guy. 764 00:49:33,030 --> 00:49:34,468 Ginger, I think. 765 00:49:34,470 --> 00:49:36,326 - No, the game. 766 00:49:36,328 --> 00:49:37,161 - Oh. 767 00:49:38,340 --> 00:49:40,747 Oh fuck, yeah. 768 00:49:44,780 --> 00:49:46,623 - So that's the thing you'd change? 769 00:49:48,450 --> 00:49:51,568 - I don't know, it's just one of the whole host of things 770 00:49:51,570 --> 00:49:53,278 that keeps me awake. 771 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:54,280 You don't have that? 772 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,723 - No, not in that way. 773 00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:03,658 I am worried if I'll ever be a proper artist 774 00:50:03,660 --> 00:50:07,948 and if I'll ever be showcased in a gallery. 775 00:50:07,950 --> 00:50:11,728 - So I'm lying there freaking out about yesterday. 776 00:50:11,730 --> 00:50:15,118 And you are lying there freaking out about tomorrow. 777 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,053 Hey, at least you've got some control over this month. 778 00:50:20,773 --> 00:50:23,313 - I think it would be being a teacher. 779 00:50:24,330 --> 00:50:25,163 - What's that? 780 00:50:26,051 --> 00:50:26,884 - I regret. 781 00:50:30,522 --> 00:50:32,559 - Are you serious? 782 00:50:32,561 --> 00:50:33,394 - Yeah. 783 00:50:35,232 --> 00:50:36,748 - No it wouldn't. 784 00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:37,798 You love teaching. 785 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,700 You're always talking about your kids. 786 00:50:41,220 --> 00:50:45,718 - Yes, I do, but this is not where I want to be. 787 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,728 Art is what I'm made for. 788 00:50:47,730 --> 00:50:50,308 - Well, think about all the jobs out there, you know, 789 00:50:50,310 --> 00:50:54,058 thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands. 790 00:50:54,060 --> 00:50:56,848 I mean, new professions are being made every day. 791 00:50:56,850 --> 00:50:58,408 How do you know to pick the right one? 792 00:50:58,410 --> 00:50:59,253 - The right one? 793 00:51:01,890 --> 00:51:02,723 It's your go. 794 00:51:07,470 --> 00:51:11,951 - Bastien, how have you narrowed this down so fast? 795 00:51:11,953 --> 00:51:12,786 - This game is sexist. 796 00:51:13,861 --> 00:51:15,238 - This game is sexist. 797 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,488 - This game is sexist. 798 00:51:17,490 --> 00:51:19,048 There are more men than women. 799 00:51:19,050 --> 00:51:21,808 If you pick a woman, you are at the disadvantage. 800 00:51:21,810 --> 00:51:22,923 Nice metaphor, right? 801 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,720 - Why does everything have to be political with you? 802 00:51:27,570 --> 00:51:30,478 Why is everything some kind of social justice comment? 803 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,188 You know, racism, sexism. 804 00:51:32,190 --> 00:51:34,198 - Because everything is political. 805 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,798 This bloody game is just a reflection of our sexist society. 806 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:42,148 I mean, look at men's dominance in politics, sport, law. 807 00:51:42,150 --> 00:51:44,038 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, sport. 808 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,068 There's women's tennis, football, rugby. 809 00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:49,318 - Yeah, and they get paid less than the men. 810 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,618 - Yeah, because the world, whether you like it or not, 811 00:51:52,620 --> 00:51:54,058 is about profit. 812 00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:56,008 And male footballers tend to bring in more money 813 00:51:56,010 --> 00:51:58,678 for the sport because people tend to watch it a touch more. 814 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,388 - Yes, and why is that? 815 00:52:00,390 --> 00:52:02,790 Why is that that you don't watch women football? 816 00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:07,678 Look, 2015, the England football team 817 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,538 reached the World Cup semifinal, 818 00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:11,908 but it seemed to fly over everyone's head. 819 00:52:11,910 --> 00:52:13,588 Because it was the women. 820 00:52:13,590 --> 00:52:17,338 2018, the men, and all of a sudden it is the first time 821 00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:20,193 they reached the semifinal since 1990. 822 00:52:22,230 --> 00:52:24,483 - Well, I mean, 823 00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:27,790 did you watch the 2015 Women's World Cup? 824 00:52:28,710 --> 00:52:29,638 - I don't watch any sport. 825 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,598 - Well, there we go. 826 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,488 Don't attack me for not knowing about it 827 00:52:32,490 --> 00:52:33,508 when you didn't know about it 828 00:52:33,510 --> 00:52:34,995 until you saw it in a meme or something. 829 00:52:34,997 --> 00:52:37,348 Right, we live in a liberal society 830 00:52:37,350 --> 00:52:40,061 where we can choose what we wanna watch and what we don't. 831 00:52:40,063 --> 00:52:40,911 Does he have glasses? 832 00:52:40,913 --> 00:52:41,788 - No. 833 00:52:41,790 --> 00:52:42,621 - Brilliant. 834 00:52:42,623 --> 00:52:45,238 - Because being shortsighted is a disadvantage 835 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:46,648 in real life and in a game. 836 00:52:46,650 --> 00:52:47,908 - Definitely the worst game in the house. 837 00:52:47,910 --> 00:52:49,030 - That's the only game we have. 838 00:52:49,032 --> 00:52:50,998 - Have Othello, don't they? 839 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,798 - Wow, that's probably the worst game around, 840 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,198 probably a racist creator there. 841 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,031 - Oh yeah? 842 00:52:56,033 --> 00:52:56,864 - Yeah. 843 00:52:56,866 --> 00:52:58,558 I mean, think about it, Blacks versus whites. 844 00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,178 They clearly wanted a race war. 845 00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:01,233 That and chess. 846 00:53:02,730 --> 00:53:04,828 Actually, you couldn't find 847 00:53:04,830 --> 00:53:06,568 a politically correct game anymore. 848 00:53:06,570 --> 00:53:07,820 Does she have green eyes? 849 00:53:09,030 --> 00:53:10,438 - Yes, she has green eyes. 850 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,123 Of course she has green eyes. 851 00:53:17,430 --> 00:53:19,230 - So what did you really want to be? 852 00:53:24,810 --> 00:53:26,308 - Right. 853 00:53:26,310 --> 00:53:27,268 We have blabbered our way 854 00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:29,488 through half a bottle of whiskey here. 855 00:53:29,490 --> 00:53:30,321 They've got more, right? 856 00:53:30,323 --> 00:53:32,398 What do you fancy, more of the same? 857 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,231 You Nick? 858 00:53:33,233 --> 00:53:34,558 - Oh, I just take this. 859 00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:35,393 What? 860 00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:37,970 - I'm guessing who. 861 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,228 Are you Nick? 862 00:53:40,230 --> 00:53:41,518 - Jesus Christ. 863 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,337 How did you get that? 864 00:53:44,643 --> 00:53:47,136 - I went for the most handsome looking guy, 865 00:53:47,138 --> 00:53:49,558 the one with nothing weird about him 866 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,438 with no obvious handicaps or distinguishing features. 867 00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,778 I figured he'd be the one you go for, 868 00:53:54,780 --> 00:53:56,343 harder for me to narrow down. 869 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,778 That's a nice metaphor for life. 870 00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:02,973 If you're perfect, you've got it made. 871 00:54:10,170 --> 00:54:11,420 I bet Nick can get it up. 872 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:57,833 - Matt. 873 00:55:04,620 --> 00:55:05,668 - Hey, you. 874 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:07,083 - Guess what I got for you? 875 00:55:11,910 --> 00:55:14,343 A ticket for the Barcelona game. 876 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,143 - Bastien, you didn't have to. 877 00:55:20,670 --> 00:55:22,337 - We were on one. 878 00:55:24,774 --> 00:55:28,623 - I don't know, but I wasn't really serious. 879 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:30,783 I don't need to go see Barcelona play. 880 00:55:32,010 --> 00:55:36,213 - Oh, I know, but we have been doing this all wrong. 881 00:55:38,070 --> 00:55:41,338 Yesterday was very lovely, 882 00:55:41,340 --> 00:55:44,553 just being here with you talking. 883 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:49,353 Maybe we shouldn't be so rigid with ourselves. 884 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:51,900 All these pressures, you know? 885 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:57,238 I want to go sightseeing and you're not so keen. 886 00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:59,908 You want to see the match and it's not really my thing. 887 00:55:59,910 --> 00:56:03,178 I think it should be okay for us to go off 888 00:56:03,180 --> 00:56:04,768 and do our thing for one afternoon. 889 00:56:04,770 --> 00:56:06,028 We have an entire week. 890 00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:08,128 One afternoon, it's nothing really. 891 00:56:08,130 --> 00:56:09,333 - It's not that I don't. 892 00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,798 I do, I do want to sight see with you. 893 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:18,800 - And we can, but you can do the things you like 894 00:56:18,911 --> 00:56:21,628 and I can do the things that you find really boring 895 00:56:21,630 --> 00:56:24,273 and we can come back together later tonight. 896 00:56:26,936 --> 00:56:28,186 - Are you sure? 897 00:56:30,128 --> 00:56:30,961 - Yeah. 898 00:56:50,556 --> 00:56:52,155 - Here I am. 899 00:56:52,157 --> 00:56:53,308 - Bastien. - You look good. 900 00:56:53,310 --> 00:56:54,633 - How are you, you too. 901 00:56:56,983 --> 00:56:58,160 I like the building. 902 00:56:58,162 --> 00:57:02,320 I think it really captures the spirit of his work. 903 00:57:02,322 --> 00:57:05,553 Fits in with his artistic vision in some ways. 904 00:57:12,810 --> 00:57:13,996 I'm an impatient man. 905 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,595 And the bed's metal and it rattles. 906 00:57:19,597 --> 00:57:23,458 - And well, I have a very comfortable bed. 907 00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:25,708 No rattling no matter what you do. 908 00:57:25,710 --> 00:57:27,733 - You never know, I can be rough. 909 00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:32,470 Where are you taking me, anyway? 910 00:58:21,418 --> 00:58:23,030 - Bastien? 911 00:58:23,032 --> 00:58:24,449 - Hello, Matthew. 912 00:58:31,938 --> 00:58:33,271 Shh, don't move. 913 00:58:38,653 --> 00:58:39,663 I missed you. 914 00:58:42,279 --> 00:58:43,353 - I missed you too. 915 00:58:49,155 --> 00:58:51,306 How was sightseeing? 916 00:59:07,585 --> 00:59:09,428 - Hold on, hold on. 917 00:59:09,430 --> 00:59:10,261 It'll come back. 918 00:59:10,263 --> 00:59:11,368 - Are you all right? 919 00:59:11,370 --> 00:59:12,268 - It's fine, it's fine. 920 00:59:12,270 --> 00:59:13,468 It'll come back. 921 00:59:13,470 --> 00:59:14,998 Wait, hold on. 922 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:15,898 Wait, let me just... 923 00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:17,363 I just need to... 924 00:59:19,774 --> 00:59:20,808 It's fine. 925 00:59:20,810 --> 00:59:21,868 I just need to... 926 00:59:21,870 --> 00:59:23,848 - It's not working. 927 00:59:23,850 --> 00:59:25,750 This is going nowhere. 928 00:59:42,433 --> 00:59:44,608 - I think we should talk about this. 929 00:59:44,610 --> 00:59:45,843 - We've talked about it. 930 00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:50,970 - I know. 931 00:59:56,788 --> 00:59:58,443 We shouldn't go to bed like this. 932 01:00:00,090 --> 01:00:01,498 In silence. 933 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:03,028 - We're not in silence. 934 01:00:03,030 --> 01:00:04,861 You don't need to say anything. 935 01:00:04,863 --> 01:00:07,648 - It's not my fault, Bastien. 936 01:00:07,650 --> 01:00:08,848 - I know it's not your fault. 937 01:00:08,850 --> 01:00:11,680 Just need to give you a fucking minute. 938 01:00:19,423 --> 01:00:20,623 - I could use the pills. 939 01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:26,360 - It's not even about that, is it? 940 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:34,705 That's a fucking remedy. 941 01:00:34,707 --> 01:00:36,183 You should feel up for it. 942 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:41,997 Why don't you ever instigate? 943 01:00:44,907 --> 01:00:46,760 - What? 944 01:00:46,762 --> 01:00:50,927 - Why don't you ever instigate? 945 01:00:53,046 --> 01:00:54,346 - I do, I instigate. 946 01:00:54,348 --> 01:00:55,515 - No, no, no you don't. 947 01:00:55,517 --> 01:00:56,934 It's been all me. 948 01:00:59,970 --> 01:01:00,803 - Okay. 949 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:02,993 Okay. 950 01:01:04,601 --> 01:01:09,601 There's this like block in my head that I can't move past. 951 01:01:11,430 --> 01:01:15,628 - Well, my dick works. 952 01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:17,338 My dick is not dead. 953 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:18,898 So what, we're never gonna have sex again? 954 01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:20,278 - I'm obviously not saying that. 955 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,192 - So what are you saying? 956 01:01:21,194 --> 01:01:23,098 - I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 957 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:25,284 Maybe I need more time. 958 01:01:25,286 --> 01:01:26,908 - How much more time, man? 959 01:01:26,910 --> 01:01:29,733 'Cause it's been quite a fuck of time! 960 01:01:32,820 --> 01:01:33,838 You need to see someone. 961 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,548 - I can't control this, Bastien. 962 01:01:35,550 --> 01:01:37,348 Maybe it's... 963 01:01:37,350 --> 01:01:40,168 - Maybe it's what, maybe it's what fault, huh? 964 01:01:40,170 --> 01:01:41,728 It's always something else's fault. 965 01:01:41,730 --> 01:01:42,628 Its the condom's fault. 966 01:01:42,630 --> 01:01:44,278 Then I go on prep and you don't. 967 01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:45,658 Then it's the alcohol, food. 968 01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:46,768 But you drink even more. 969 01:01:46,770 --> 01:01:47,601 So what now? 970 01:01:47,603 --> 01:01:49,198 The mattress, the mattress fold? 971 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,031 I'm starting to feel 972 01:01:50,033 --> 01:01:51,688 like the excuses are wearing a bit thin. 973 01:01:51,690 --> 01:01:53,038 - Okay, I think we both know what it really is. 974 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:53,871 Don't we, Bastien? 975 01:01:53,873 --> 01:01:55,168 - I don't want to have this conversation. 976 01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:56,368 - We never properly have it. 977 01:01:56,370 --> 01:01:58,678 You keep fucking breezing past it. 978 01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,328 You're never honest. 979 01:02:00,330 --> 01:02:03,088 You can't sit there as the one that's done this to me, 980 01:02:03,090 --> 01:02:04,408 and then tell me to go and see someone. 981 01:02:04,410 --> 01:02:05,241 - Sorry, sorry. 982 01:02:05,243 --> 01:02:06,178 Done this to you? 983 01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:07,275 - Yeah, yeah, done this to me. 984 01:02:07,277 --> 01:02:09,418 - You're not satisfying me. 985 01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:11,086 This cannot be satisfying for you. 986 01:02:11,088 --> 01:02:12,060 - Fuck! 987 01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,918 - You need to hear it said. 988 01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,138 You need to hear it said out loud. 989 01:02:16,140 --> 01:02:18,688 A relationship is emotional, but it's also physical. 990 01:02:18,690 --> 01:02:19,528 It's also sexual. 991 01:02:19,530 --> 01:02:23,128 And right now, I am not attracted to you. 992 01:02:23,130 --> 01:02:26,848 - Yeah, well right now, I'm not attracted to you either. 993 01:02:26,850 --> 01:02:31,173 Like right now, in this moment right now, I don't love you. 994 01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:34,415 - Well, I haven't loved you, 995 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:36,395 loved you like properly loved you, 996 01:02:36,397 --> 01:02:40,173 loved you like I did for nearly a year now. 997 01:02:44,070 --> 01:02:47,123 You so wrapped up in your hurt and yourself 998 01:02:47,125 --> 01:02:49,348 you forgot to ask yourself 999 01:02:49,350 --> 01:02:52,713 why I did cheat on you in the first place. 1000 01:02:56,070 --> 01:02:59,458 - You said it was a mistake, a one-off. 1001 01:02:59,460 --> 01:03:02,548 - It was a mistake, yes. 1002 01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:03,873 But why did I do it? 1003 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,818 I did it because even when we were in a good place, 1004 01:03:08,820 --> 01:03:10,764 you lacked something. 1005 01:03:10,766 --> 01:03:12,598 You lacked artistry. 1006 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:15,093 You lacked passion, like real passion. 1007 01:03:15,990 --> 01:03:17,728 - I have passion. 1008 01:03:17,730 --> 01:03:19,408 - Passion for what? 1009 01:03:19,410 --> 01:03:22,408 For football, for shit music? 1010 01:03:22,410 --> 01:03:24,328 Everything's so black and white with you. 1011 01:03:24,330 --> 01:03:26,728 - What complete wank. 1012 01:03:26,730 --> 01:03:29,788 What insipid bollocks. 1013 01:03:29,790 --> 01:03:31,413 I like artistry. 1014 01:03:32,340 --> 01:03:34,528 You want me to have passion, Bastien? 1015 01:03:34,530 --> 01:03:35,608 Passion for what? 1016 01:03:35,610 --> 01:03:36,513 For what? 1017 01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:42,380 - And once again, you become a fucking parody of yourself. 1018 01:03:42,691 --> 01:03:44,938 - Do you listen to yourself? 1019 01:03:44,940 --> 01:03:47,338 Do you hear yourself when you say these things? 1020 01:03:47,340 --> 01:03:48,538 Does it make you wonder 1021 01:03:48,540 --> 01:03:50,823 why I don't want you to touch me? 1022 01:03:52,290 --> 01:03:54,478 - You're speaking as if that's the be all 1023 01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,788 and end all of our problems. 1024 01:03:56,790 --> 01:03:57,640 - Well, isn't it? 1025 01:03:58,680 --> 01:03:59,968 - No. 1026 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:01,113 No, it's not. 1027 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:03,808 But you're right that since we haven't been physical 1028 01:04:03,810 --> 01:04:06,903 in eight months, it's a bit of a big one. 1029 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,133 - Go fuck yourself, Bastien. 1030 01:04:19,950 --> 01:04:22,187 - Well, someone fucking should. 1031 01:05:33,863 --> 01:05:34,696 - Morning. 1032 01:05:39,231 --> 01:05:40,064 You, uh... 1033 01:05:42,846 --> 01:05:44,179 You want coffee? 1034 01:05:53,799 --> 01:05:54,632 Please. 1035 01:06:03,607 --> 01:06:05,007 - What is there left to say? 1036 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:17,763 - We had a fight, I'm sorry. 1037 01:06:19,890 --> 01:06:21,457 I didn't mean the things I... 1038 01:06:23,130 --> 01:06:25,798 I know you didn't mean the things that you... 1039 01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:26,633 - I did. 1040 01:06:32,670 --> 01:06:33,503 - You did? 1041 01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:39,763 - I meant it. 1042 01:06:45,420 --> 01:06:46,990 - I figured you were angry 1043 01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:50,980 in the heat of the moment. 1044 01:06:54,870 --> 01:06:55,773 - I was angry. 1045 01:06:57,840 --> 01:06:59,440 I was in the heat of the moment. 1046 01:07:01,860 --> 01:07:03,770 I also meant it, all of it. 1047 01:07:10,020 --> 01:07:11,570 I think we have a problem here. 1048 01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:21,783 I think this is it for us. 1049 01:07:27,330 --> 01:07:29,518 - We can still talk. 1050 01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,288 - We've done enough talking. 1051 01:07:31,290 --> 01:07:32,763 I don't want to talk anymore. 1052 01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:37,133 - Please. 1053 01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:40,918 Please don't leave the- 1054 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:41,823 - Don't beg. 1055 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,490 You'll make it harder for both of us. 1056 01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:49,743 - I love you. 1057 01:07:51,870 --> 01:07:54,670 I didn't leave you when you cheated 1058 01:07:56,850 --> 01:07:57,868 because although it hurt, 1059 01:07:57,870 --> 01:08:01,528 even though it really fucking hurt, 1060 01:08:01,530 --> 01:08:03,358 and despite what you said last night, 1061 01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,913 I knew you still loved me. 1062 01:08:10,496 --> 01:08:11,746 - I don't know. 1063 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:17,673 Maybe you should have broken up with me then. 1064 01:08:19,710 --> 01:08:20,543 - Why? 1065 01:08:23,261 --> 01:08:24,658 - You were like a puppy. 1066 01:08:24,660 --> 01:08:26,240 You'd forgive any... 1067 01:08:29,730 --> 01:08:30,898 You shouldn't have forgiven me 1068 01:08:30,900 --> 01:08:33,633 if you weren't actually going to forgive me. 1069 01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:37,061 It was not fair on either of us. 1070 01:08:37,063 --> 01:08:37,918 - I have. 1071 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:38,753 - Stop it. 1072 01:08:41,610 --> 01:08:45,903 Every time you say it, it means less and less. 1073 01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:50,193 I'm going to my aunt's. 1074 01:09:13,460 --> 01:09:15,033 - Where were you last night? 1075 01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:17,535 - Why? 1076 01:09:17,537 --> 01:09:18,903 Where do you think I went? 1077 01:09:21,270 --> 01:09:23,643 - With Florent. 1078 01:09:26,130 --> 01:09:27,003 - With Florent? 1079 01:09:28,380 --> 01:09:29,213 - Yeah. 1080 01:09:30,871 --> 01:09:32,488 - You think I went to a stranger's house 1081 01:09:32,490 --> 01:09:35,073 and had sex with him after our argument? 1082 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:42,388 You are pathetic, paranoid, 1083 01:09:42,390 --> 01:09:46,318 and so obsessive and so fucking pathetic. 1084 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,323 - Stop calling me paranoid. 1085 01:09:52,907 --> 01:09:55,348 - You cannot stand up for yourself. 1086 01:09:55,350 --> 01:09:56,181 I cheat on you. 1087 01:09:56,183 --> 01:09:59,398 And what, you take me back no questions asked. 1088 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,408 You think I went to a stranger 1089 01:10:01,410 --> 01:10:04,464 and had sex with him on our holiday after a fight? 1090 01:10:04,466 --> 01:10:08,703 And all you can muster is, I think you went to Florent. 1091 01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:11,758 This is the problem. 1092 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:14,398 This is why you so fucking vanilla. 1093 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,628 This is why you can't get it up. 1094 01:10:15,630 --> 01:10:18,028 Your own dick has become bored of you. 1095 01:10:18,030 --> 01:10:20,853 - So you admit you were fucking Florent. 1096 01:10:21,854 --> 01:10:25,558 - Jesus Christ, you heard nothing that I said. 1097 01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:29,098 No, no you fucking paranoid, pathetic. 1098 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,421 - Stop calling me paranoid. 1099 01:10:31,423 --> 01:10:32,254 - I was at my aunt. 1100 01:10:32,256 --> 01:10:34,101 I was at my aunt's place. 1101 01:10:34,103 --> 01:10:36,178 But this is not the point. 1102 01:10:36,180 --> 01:10:38,038 - Bullshit, that's bullshit. 1103 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:40,408 I don't, no, bullshit. 1104 01:10:40,410 --> 01:10:42,418 - And you will never believe me. 1105 01:10:42,420 --> 01:10:43,870 But lemme tell you something. 1106 01:10:44,730 --> 01:10:46,678 If I had gone to Florent, 1107 01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:50,278 I bet he would've turned over and let me fuck him. 1108 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,888 And he would've fucked me hard 1109 01:10:52,890 --> 01:10:55,683 to make it for eight months of no sex. 1110 01:10:59,490 --> 01:11:01,236 - So that's what you want, is it, 1111 01:11:01,238 --> 01:11:03,718 me to throw you around, 1112 01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:07,233 to treat you like the slut that you are? 1113 01:11:07,235 --> 01:11:09,298 - It would be better than this. 1114 01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:10,498 At least it would be passionate. 1115 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:13,468 - Well, fuck off and have Florent then. 1116 01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:15,838 Go on, off you Fuck, Bastien. 1117 01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:19,228 If you've got some kind of revolting fantasy 1118 01:11:19,230 --> 01:11:21,268 with suffocating and spitting 1119 01:11:21,270 --> 01:11:24,244 and all that vile shit, then fuck off. 1120 01:11:24,246 --> 01:11:27,148 You fucked up bitch wolf. 1121 01:11:27,150 --> 01:11:28,323 - That's the spirit. 1122 01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,893 Huh, you can imagine this. 1123 01:11:32,730 --> 01:11:36,598 You can imagine him spitting on me and choking me 1124 01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,098 and tying me up. 1125 01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:39,755 - I hope he fucks you to death. 1126 01:11:39,757 --> 01:11:42,028 - Oh, would my death turn you on? 1127 01:11:42,030 --> 01:11:44,042 - Get the fuck off, Bastien. 1128 01:11:44,044 --> 01:11:45,118 - Would that turn you on? 1129 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:48,423 Oh my God, you're getting hard. 1130 01:11:48,425 --> 01:11:49,256 - Stop. 1131 01:11:49,258 --> 01:11:50,895 - This is what you like. 1132 01:11:50,897 --> 01:11:52,528 Even when you are hard and horny, 1133 01:11:52,530 --> 01:11:53,878 you still can't get to action. 1134 01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,078 It's hilarious! 1135 01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:56,548 - Fuck you! 1136 01:11:56,550 --> 01:11:59,150 You want me to take control, do you,. 1137 01:12:04,261 --> 01:12:05,840 You wanna be messed up? 1138 01:12:13,253 --> 01:12:15,723 that, huh? 1139 01:12:15,725 --> 01:12:19,102 Does this feel fucking vanilla to you? 1140 01:14:03,837 --> 01:14:04,670 You okay?