1 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:26,521 You have some valid reasons for wanting a divorce. 2 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,192 Excuse me. 3 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:36,239 My sinuses are very sensitive to irritants. 4 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,199 Mmm. 5 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,620 In the past five months, 6 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:46,082 I think I've breathed freely with both sides working 7 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,084 maybe a week, total. 8 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,586 I got to cut this out. 9 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,547 It's going to kill me. 10 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,138 I hadn't smoked for 13 years. 11 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:07,144 I kept the last cigarette from my last pack. 12 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:10,815 I said, "If I never smoke this one cigarette, 13 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:13,401 "I'll never smoke again. Period." 14 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,738 13 years I kept that cigarette. 15 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:20,533 Here. 16 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:26,622 I had this little case made for it. 17 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,915 See? 18 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,088 13 years, 19 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:40,678 and then, one Thursday afternoon, 20 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,097 Barbara came to see me. 21 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,934 And when she left... 22 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:55,151 You know where I am if you change your mind. 23 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,625 Barbara and Oliver Rose. 24 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,211 You'd have heard of them, 25 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,214 except I kept what happened out of the papers. 26 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,717 I think you should hear the story, though. 27 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,636 It might matter to you. 28 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,513 I won't start the clock yet. 29 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,766 My fee is $450 an hour. 30 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:29,769 When a man who makes $450 an hour 31 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:32,605 wants to tell you something for free, 32 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,357 you should listen. 33 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,279 They met great. 34 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,281 They agreed on that. 35 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,450 But the way I saw it, 36 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:47,703 the poor bastards never had a chance. 37 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:54,627 It was the final day of the season in Nantucket. 38 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:58,130 A nor'easter was blowing the last of the tourists 39 00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,590 off the island. 40 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,194 The next item up for bid 41 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,843 is an exquisite Japanese carving, 42 00:06:04,846 --> 00:06:05,700 circa 1700, 43 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,492 a rare relief of a Shinto goddess 44 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,369 very richly detailed. 45 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:11,412 The intricacy of... 46 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,496 $10. 47 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,551 I have $10 from the premature young man 48 00:06:15,554 --> 00:06:17,045 in the gray raincoat. 49 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,461 Do I hear 15? 50 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,712 11. 51 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,131 $11. Ladies and gentlemen, please, do I hear 15? 52 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,591 20. 53 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,509 $20! 54 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,553 $20. I have $20, ladies and gentlemen. 55 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,806 Do I hear 25 for this exceptionally exotic item? 56 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,058 $30. 57 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,601 31. 58 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:37,021 $31. All right, I have $31, ladies and gentlemen. 59 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,065 Is this my final offer? 60 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,275 Ladies and gentlemen, 31 going once... 61 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,568 $40. 62 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:45,696 $40! 40. Do I hear 45? 63 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,448 50. 5-0. 64 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:51,285 $50! I have $50. Do I hear 60? 65 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,204 $50 going once, 66 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,247 going twice... 67 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,499 Sold, 68 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,710 to the pretty lady in the white sweater. 69 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:02,546 You know how much it's worth? 70 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:05,091 It doesn't matter because I'm not going to sell it. 71 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,675 $250. 72 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,513 Well, I guess I have a good eye. 73 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,515 I got to catch the last ferry. 74 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,017 Wait a minute. Let me carry that for you. 75 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,519 Here. Put this on. 76 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,978 Oh! Thanks. 77 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,022 I love the rain. 78 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,941 I love it, too. 79 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:27,029 I know what you're thinking, "Harvard Law. Woo, woo, woo." 80 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,823 But I got a scholarship. 81 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,866 I'm not rich or anything. 82 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,327 Brilliant. What about you? 83 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:34,703 I'm not rich or brilliant. 84 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,539 Where are you going to school? 85 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,041 Madison. I got a scholarship, too, gymnastics. 86 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:42,044 I don't know, though. My body's getting kind of big. 87 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,504 It looks, um... 88 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,548 Well, you see, it's like a pendulum. 89 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,591 The longer it is, the slower you move. 90 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,052 Now my vaults and my tumbling just aren't what they used to be. 91 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,054 My strength moves are still good. 92 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,472 Your strength moves? 93 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,942 I love Nantucket. 94 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,656 Oh, I'm going to miss the ferry. 95 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,076 Thanks for walking me. Bye. 96 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,369 Wait a minute. What's your name? 97 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:16,662 Barbara. 98 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,332 Barbara! 99 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,837 Wait a second. I've got a great idea. 100 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:30,509 Uh! Oh! Uh! 101 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:33,012 Oh! Uh! Whoa! 102 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,513 Oh! Oh! 103 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:35,931 Uh, uh, uh. 104 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,936 Uh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 105 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,188 Oh. Oh. 106 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,106 Never, never, never apologize 107 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,567 for being multiorgasmic. 108 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,695 I honestly didn't know I was. 109 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,573 Oh, bless you. 110 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,033 Bless you. 111 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,537 Oh, bless you. 112 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,250 Uh. 113 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,133 If we end up together, 114 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:16,096 then this is the most romantic day of my whole life, 115 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,098 and if we don't, 116 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,060 then I'm a complete slut. 117 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,151 This is a story 118 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,570 we're going to tell our grandchildren. 119 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:36,700 Oh. 120 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,085 Uh-oh. 121 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,045 Ha ha ha! 122 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,505 Uh-oh. 123 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:54,927 It's the return of the Bald Avenger. 124 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:12,486 ...a merry Christmas and a happy new year 125 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:19,868 We wish you a merry Christmas 126 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,663 From Sesame Street 127 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,624 OK. That's the sixth time. Now, turn it off, honey. 128 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,126 Merry Christmas, Bert. 129 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,460 Oh... 130 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,673 Daddy. Daddy. 131 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,263 Honey, give me those papers. 132 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,723 Say please. 133 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:43,767 Please. 134 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,060 No. 135 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,444 Up in there behind the party. 136 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,820 Where are they? 137 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,697 I don't got. 138 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,626 Nice try. 139 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:10,836 Thanks. 140 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,922 Ah-ha ha! 141 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,174 Uhhh! 142 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,592 Vroom! 143 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,302 Hello! 144 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,095 Mom's home. 145 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,638 Get over here. 146 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,599 I owe you a squeezie. 147 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,393 Ooh! Up we go. 148 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,895 Come on, you. 149 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,438 Grr. 150 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,606 All right. 151 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,149 Hi, honey. 152 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,026 Yeah. Now, you go in that chair. 153 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,319 Got it? 154 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,946 Well, you're going to go in this one right here. 155 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,907 Uh! Hey. Ohh! 156 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,116 I got you... 157 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,576 That's for me? 158 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,161 It's green for you. 159 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,287 Oh, thanks. 160 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,830 And it's red for you. 161 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,373 I really don't think it's such a good idea 162 00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:49,460 to give them sweets like that. 163 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,793 No. It is. 164 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,879 Actually, I read that kids who are deprived 165 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,589 of sweets and candies all the time, 166 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,709 they get obsessed by it, 167 00:11:56,712 --> 00:11:58,135 and they turn out to be obese. 168 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,135 But the little kids who get it all the time, 169 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,054 it's no big deal, and they turn out normal. 170 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,472 And here. 171 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,641 Being a waitress on Christmas Eve 172 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,434 is very profitable. 173 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,020 What do you think, guys? 174 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,022 Nice. 175 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,482 OK. 176 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,493 What do you think? 177 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,120 Mmm... 178 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,039 Looks like tinfoil. 179 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:32,042 Oh, you're right. It doesn't make it. 180 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,544 I'll learn. 181 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,046 What do you say we go for a walk? 182 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,506 I got to finish this brief. 183 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,050 Oh, just a quick stroll. Come on. Please. 184 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,552 It's freezing outside. It's snowing. 185 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:45,806 Yes, and I'm still asking you to take a walk. Why? Huh? 186 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,349 Where are we going? 187 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,851 Just to the corner. 188 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,519 Barbara, I have work to do. 189 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,522 I can't be walking around here in the snow. 190 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,023 Ahh. 191 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,067 OK, we're at the corner. 192 00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:00,070 So what do you want to do now, walk back? 193 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,531 No. I want to go for a ride in your car. 194 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,491 I don't have a car... 195 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,371 You got me a Morgan? 196 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,539 Yes. 197 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,790 Oh ho ho! 198 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,585 I don't believe it! A Morgan! 199 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:15,961 A Morgan. 200 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,588 The cook's brother brought it over from England. 201 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,047 It's got a little bit of rust. 202 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,591 We'll do some work on it. 203 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,593 How much did you pay for it? 204 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,595 It's a Christmas present. I used my money. 205 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,597 Your money's our money. Can we afford this? 206 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,599 You are going to be such a huge success. 207 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,435 This may be our last opportunity to worry about spending money. 208 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,604 Come on, here. Get in. 209 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,564 It's a right-hand drive. 210 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,107 Well, are you happy? 211 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:40,068 I'm more than happy. I'm way past happy. 212 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,612 I'm married. 213 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,988 Ha ha ha! 214 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,133 Sounds like a fairy tale, doesn't it? 215 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,052 And it was. 216 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,139 My father used to say, 217 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:13,644 "There are four things that tell the world who a man is, 218 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:17,105 "his house, his car, his wife, and his shoes." 219 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,650 Oliver didn't have the house yet, 220 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,611 but he was definitely moving up in the world. 221 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,155 He'd only been with the firm six months 222 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,950 when he decided to have the senior partners over 223 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,451 to his new apartment for dinner. 224 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,037 He had his eye on the future. 225 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,747 So did I. 226 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,625 Pretty lady lovely lady 227 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,043 Hmm hmm hmm hmm 228 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,797 May I have this dance with you? 229 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,971 Ah, what a night! 230 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,058 Elke, Elke, wait a minute. 231 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,060 We're eating with elderly people now. 232 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,395 Keep that closed. 233 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,896 Where you been? Come on up. 234 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,773 Oliver, this is Elke. Elke, this is Oliver. 235 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,899 Hi. 236 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,568 Come on. Come on. 237 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:05,737 Here is to Oliver and Gavin 238 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:09,074 for a job well done on Kentucky v. Brunswick Coal. 239 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,617 Hear, hear. 240 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:11,910 Hell of a litigation. 241 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:12,995 Thank you. 242 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,080 I couldn't have done it without you, Oliver. 243 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,875 This man has a face juries can't help but believe. 244 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,587 Gavin told the state attorney general 245 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,589 that if he didn't settle, 246 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,174 the next election he'd be running as a gelding. 247 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,053 Well, let's drink up. 248 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,555 Ah, yes. 249 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,348 Good night, Mom. 250 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,226 Oh, good night, sweethearts. 251 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,436 Um, Mom... 252 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,770 Yeah? 253 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,606 Can I take some more dessert to our room? 254 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,941 OK, time for bed. Let's go. 255 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,109 Guess not. 256 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,612 Kiss. 257 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,113 Kiss Daddy. 258 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,282 Good night, sweetheart. 259 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,742 Good night. 260 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,076 Good night, buddy. 261 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,453 Good night, Dad. 262 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,787 Sleep well. 263 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,418 I used to be chubby as a kid. Yeah. 264 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,711 Let's eat. 265 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,004 Yeah. 266 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,844 Ooh. 267 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,471 Mmmm. 268 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,056 Oh, my! 269 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,643 Whatever flavor is this? 270 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,936 No, don't tell me. Uh... 271 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,148 Let me think, now. Ummm... 272 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,525 It isn't apples. 273 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,819 You make something with apples, don't you, dear? 274 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,488 No, unless you mean baked apples. 275 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,323 Prunes? 276 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,366 No. Wait a minute. Um... 277 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,993 This is a very special taste. 278 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,244 Raisins! 279 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,038 It isn't pears. 280 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,331 Um... 281 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:45,087 Um, fresh fig with, uh, a little cognac. 282 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,381 Figs? 283 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:50,550 I never would have thought of figs. 284 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,177 I never would have guessed. 285 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,637 Mmmm. 286 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,889 It's fantastic, isn't it, Elke? 287 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,265 Mm-hmm. 288 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,017 It's absolutely spectacular. 289 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,894 Mrs. Marshall, more wine? 290 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,354 Please. 291 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,022 Your crystal is lovely. 292 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,107 Thank you. 293 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,566 It's not Waterford. 294 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,902 Baccarat. 295 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,489 Then we are paying our associates too much. 296 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,078 Actually, we got it quite reasonably. 297 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,081 It's, uh, it's kind of an interesting story. 298 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,417 Why don't you tell it, Barb? 299 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,723 Well, we were in Paris... 300 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,058 It was our fifth anniversary. 301 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,562 We'd just had lunch in this wonderful little place 302 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,690 in the market district called the Pas de Cochon. 303 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,024 Pied de Cochon. 304 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:51,069 Thanks. We were wandering around, 305 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,155 and we came upon 306 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,490 the Rue de Paradis 307 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:59,077 where the Baccarat has its factory and museum. 308 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,413 Of course I didn't know anything about this 309 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,789 before I met Oliver. 310 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,792 I mean, my mother bought her glasses at the AandP. 311 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,044 You know, the kind with the raised flowers 312 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,505 that always chipped off after a couple weeks, 313 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,340 and they were always yellow, too, remember? 314 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,842 Heh heh heh. 315 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,011 Anyway, here we were in this immense room 316 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,138 filled with everything Baccarat had ever made. 317 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,015 A field of crystal. 318 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,310 It was so, so pretty. 319 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,312 I mean, I felt... 320 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,816 Whatever the word. 321 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,818 And suddenly, from the next room, 322 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,029 we heard the sound of glass breaking. 323 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,572 Well, I looked at Oliver, 324 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:39,034 and Oliver looked at me, and then... Oh. Ye... No. 325 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,911 Well, before that, there was this big black limousine 326 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,079 out on the street... Now, this is important. 327 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,831 Well, actually, before the limousine... 328 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,708 To make a long story short, 329 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,085 a wealthy French couple had ordered a special design 330 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,545 for their anniversary. 331 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,631 By the time it was ready, they were getting a divorce. 332 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,591 The woman had smashed her half, 333 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,052 and I convinced the man to sell us his half cheap 334 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,054 just to spite her. 335 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,514 Heh heh heh heh! 336 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:06,770 And, uh, that's our Baccarat story. 337 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,616 I think everybody had a great time, 338 00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:20,577 don't you? 339 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,620 To make a long story short, no. 340 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,122 I'm sorry. You were just rambling on. 341 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,124 Well, then, tell your own story next time. 342 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,585 You care so desperately what everybody thinks, 343 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,045 fuck face. 344 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,631 They're my bosses. 345 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,341 They're Gavin's bosses, too. 346 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,135 It didn't stop him from getting a foot job all through dinner. 347 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,304 Gavin doesn't care about making partner. 348 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,348 He doesn't have a wife and kids. 349 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,766 I do. 350 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,145 You want to keep living in this apartment? 351 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,147 Because you do not buy a house 352 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,149 on an associate's salary. 353 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:56,111 At least not the kind of house that we want. 354 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,655 OK, I care what they think. 355 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,157 I care, all right? I care. 356 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,826 Shoot me. 357 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,120 And that phony laugh. 358 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,122 "Heh heh heh heh." 359 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,124 That was a genuine laugh. 360 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,959 Heh heh heh heh. 361 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,170 OK, all right, all right. Maybe I overdid it. 362 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,299 I was just trying to keep things going. 363 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:28,101 God. I hope they didn't notice what a jerk I am. 364 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,605 They never seem to. 365 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,782 "Dear homeowner, 366 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,577 "I love your house! 367 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,079 "If you ever consider selling, 368 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,541 "please contact me. 369 00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,251 "Barbara Rose." 370 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:56,588 Mom! I'm going to be late for practice! 371 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,049 You've been doing this for a year, 372 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,550 and nobody's called. 373 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,552 This is a great house. 374 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,554 I love this house. 375 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,598 It's a waste of time! 376 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,335 I'll bet I get this house. 377 00:21:08,338 --> 00:21:09,227 Five bucks. 378 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,186 Five bucks. 379 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:19,319 Man... 380 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,365 Hello. 381 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,617 Oh, I was just leaving a note. 382 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,118 How kind. 383 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,620 Please, won't you come in? 384 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,038 All right. 385 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,209 Oh... 386 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,132 I don't believe we've met. 387 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,592 Barbara Rose. 388 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:43,843 I'm Maureen. 389 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,304 I don't remember Mother mentioning you, 390 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,556 but she had so many friends. 391 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,601 Oh... 392 00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:53,478 Oh, I'm very sorry. 393 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,647 Thank you. She went peacefully. 394 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,733 What am I going to do with this old place? 395 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,027 I just can't bear to put it up for sale 396 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,572 and have a bunch of strangers tromping through it. 397 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,574 If I could just find someone 398 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,077 who would love it as much as Mom did. 399 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,079 It's more important to me 400 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,540 than whatever money we get for it. 401 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:16,001 If you hear of anybody who might... 402 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,586 Can we go up and pick our rooms? 403 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:22,090 We can do whatever we want. This is our house. 404 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,175 Who gets the first pick? 405 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,096 Oh, don't get scared. 406 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,098 We'll do it together. 407 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,058 I just feel kind of strange. 408 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:35,103 I mean, this house is so beautiful, 409 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,105 and we live here. 410 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,107 Is this who we are? 411 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,026 This is me? 412 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,072 I'll be home early. 413 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:48,116 Where are you going? 414 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,118 To work. I wish I didn't have to, 415 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,579 but somebody's got to pay for all this. 416 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,080 It's Saturday. 417 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:56,458 Come on. This is a great day. 418 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,876 You've got the fun part. 419 00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,553 Kitchen first. 420 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:15,101 Everything was working for the Roses. 421 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,395 Let me restate that. 422 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,107 The Roses were working for everything. 423 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,109 Over the next six years, 424 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,653 Oliver dug in, made senior partner. 425 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,656 The kids lopped off 70, 80 pounds, 426 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,618 and Barbara labored seven days a week 427 00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:33,661 to create the perfect home 428 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,039 that Oliver always dreamed of... 429 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:40,126 Not easy for a girl who grew up drinking her milk 430 00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:42,629 from glasses with chipped yellow flowers. 431 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,672 There were a million choices, 432 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,675 and she sweated every one of them. 433 00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:51,096 She refinished all the tables herself. 434 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:54,933 It took six months to get the floors exactly right, 435 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,893 100 Sundays to find 436 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,395 the perfect Staffordshire figures and plates 437 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,898 that she put over the fireplace. 438 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:05,068 When you work that hard on something, 439 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,028 eventually, you have to finish 440 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,531 and face the awful question... 441 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,491 What's left to do? 442 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:18,039 Continuous... 443 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,582 Excuse me. You working? 444 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:20,834 Yes. Is it important? 445 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:23,044 Yes, kind of. I hope so. 446 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,546 Stephanie Maze called 447 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,965 to say thank you for dinner the other night. 448 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,091 Yeah? 449 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,425 She said the pate I made was so good, 450 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:30,844 I should think about going into business. 451 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:31,970 Uh-huh. 452 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,555 So I asked her if she really meant it, 453 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,098 and she said she did, 454 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,851 so I took a pound over to her and collected $35. 455 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:42,105 I'd almost forgotten what it felt like to make money. 456 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,983 You sold liver to our friends? 457 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,443 She paid me in cash, Oliver. 458 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,404 Somehow that felt different 459 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,448 from the money I get cashing a check. 460 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:55,618 It made me feel like trading in the Volvo 461 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,121 on one of those four-wheel drive things 462 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:01,082 with big knobby tires and the 200-horsepower engine. 463 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,751 So I did. I'm going to pick it up tomorrow. 464 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:09,132 Thank you so much for telling me. 465 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:12,302 Uh, and you think that you need this? 466 00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:15,263 I mean, the Volvo is a fine car. 467 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,931 I'll pay for it with my own money. 468 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,725 How much does it cost? 469 00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:21,811 I know it was kind of crazy, 470 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:24,355 but I just wanted it, OK? 471 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,899 25,000. 472 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:32,530 So you only have to sell 700 more pounds of pate. 473 00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:34,532 Maybe I will. 474 00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,826 Maybe I'm starting a business. 475 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:39,829 But if you don't want me to, I... 476 00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:42,874 No, no, no, no, no. You do it. 477 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,292 Do it. Do it. 478 00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:53,134 I'm doing it. 479 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,060 Wait a minute. Wait one minute, here. 480 00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:04,520 I do not understand what's the attitude. 481 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:08,566 I told you I would handle it. 482 00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:11,069 That's right, and when I didn't see anything happening, 483 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,071 I went ahead, and I set up the interview. 484 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,572 I would have done it. 485 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:18,034 I know, but sometimes you need a little push. 486 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:21,579 We all need a little push. 487 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,083 We agreed that if you were going to do this liver bit, 488 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,377 we would need someone to take care of the house full-time, 489 00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:28,544 right? 490 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,630 Right, Oliver. Right again. 491 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,590 Oh, come on. Let's not argue, OK? 492 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:34,342 Just think about it for a minute! 493 00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:41,599 If you don't want to interview the lady, 494 00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:43,601 I will send her home. 495 00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:46,396 I'm only trying to make your life easier. 496 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,114 Somehow the thought of a stranger living in my house 497 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:58,116 just seems weird, you know? 498 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,200 Doesn't it? 499 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:02,120 I don't mean just for us, but for you, too. 500 00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:05,164 Oh, but, then, I guess you do this all the time. 501 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:09,127 Oh, no. I try this as a means of finding room and board 502 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,795 and a little money. 503 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:14,590 I'm also attending a few classes at William and Mary College, 504 00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:17,635 but that won't interfere with my duties. 505 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,139 Oh, that's great. I'm happy for you, really. 506 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,057 So do I get the job? 507 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:26,019 The fact is, Susan, I don't need a live-in. 508 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:28,021 This was my husband's suggestion. 509 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:30,898 I mean, I have raised two kids on my own, 510 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,483 and now they're about to go off to college. 511 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:34,819 They were both accepted at Harvard. 512 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,821 Mmm. That's a nice school, too. 513 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:37,938 Thanks. 514 00:27:37,941 --> 00:27:41,038 So anyway, it will just be Oliver and me here at home 515 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:44,037 although I am getting going my own catering business. 516 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:44,871 But let's face it. 517 00:27:44,874 --> 00:27:46,666 I don't need to work, not for the money, 518 00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:49,500 and that does not necessarily make me 519 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:52,503 one of these women who's married to a successful man 520 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:55,506 and has dedicated her life to him and her children, 521 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:57,300 and then finds herself desperately trying 522 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,010 to validate herself as a human being 523 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,054 because her children are about to leave her 524 00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:03,056 by studying photography or opening an art gallery 525 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:06,559 or going into interior design with her husband's office, no. 526 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:09,312 I mean, I have a wonderful house 527 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:11,564 crammed with beautiful things. 528 00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:15,068 I did this house myself. I did a great job... 529 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:18,488 Not that I'm necessarily a slave to materialism, no, 530 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:22,158 but I am proud of what I have accomplished, 531 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,243 although, I suppose, 532 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,038 some people would find my life disgusting. 533 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,832 No. Disgusting is too strong a word. 534 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,501 No. I would not say 535 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:34,545 that many people would respect the choices that I have made 536 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:37,048 although women would, women like me. 537 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:40,051 But, then, I don't care what they think 538 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,387 because I can't stand who they are. 539 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:44,572 What I'm trying to say, Susan, 540 00:28:44,575 --> 00:28:46,810 is that I don't need a live-in. 541 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:53,022 Well, thanks for the interview and good luck 542 00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:55,274 and God bless you. 543 00:28:55,359 --> 00:29:00,238 I would like you to understand that if I were to hire you, 544 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:02,198 my life would probably change. 545 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:04,575 You would be this new element in the house, you see? 546 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,495 Well... 547 00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:11,499 Let me show you where your room is. 548 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:20,842 Hey. 549 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,802 Hey, Bennie. Dumb dog. 550 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,595 Here, boy. 551 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:35,606 Bennie. Come on. Let's see if he'll go for it again. 552 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,066 Bennie. 553 00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:38,526 Hiya! 554 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,864 Yeah. Dumb. 555 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,627 Oh, the Bennie boy. 556 00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:59,130 The Bennie, Bennie, Bennie boy. 557 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:02,258 Yes, he's the best boy. He's the best boy. 558 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:04,135 We love our little boy. Oh, he's a good boy. 559 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,137 He's a Bennie boy. We love our Bennie boy. 560 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,555 Yes, he's a pretty dog. 561 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,667 Rose residence. 562 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,128 Susan, is that for me? 563 00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:40,671 It's for Josh. 564 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,673 Are you expecting a call? 565 00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:45,134 Jason Larrabee said he'd call to confirm lunch tomorrow. 566 00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:47,678 I'm trying to land him as a client. 567 00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:50,181 The word around town is he's up for a cabinet post. 568 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:51,724 I wish he'd call. 569 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,100 He will. 570 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:58,940 Listen, did you get a chance to look over that contract for me? 571 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,900 What contract? 572 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:03,528 On the concert luncheon I'm doing. 573 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:04,237 Oh, yeah. 574 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,115 No, but I'll read it this weekend. 575 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,698 OK. 576 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:08,342 No. No, not OK. 577 00:31:08,426 --> 00:31:11,421 I have to sign it tomorrow, which is why I gave it to you last week, 578 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,330 but it's probably fine. 579 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,541 Well, I'll read it now. 580 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:17,875 Oh, no, don't bother. 581 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,377 No. Get it. 582 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,549 Sure. 583 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:39,480 What? What is it? 584 00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:41,649 It's a fly. Where'd it go? 585 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,068 On the fridge. 586 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:48,239 Stay upwind of him. 587 00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:55,663 Aha! How about that? 588 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,623 Not bad, huh? 589 00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,667 I admire your technique. 590 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,632 Hello? Oh, Mr. Larrabee. 591 00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:09,594 Hi. How are you? No, no, it's not too late. 592 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,180 Can you hang on just one second 593 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,600 while I use the other phone? Thank you. 594 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:22,565 Yes, sir. I'm looking forward to that, too, myself. 595 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:25,568 No, no. Of course you're not bothering me. 596 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:28,404 Lawyers, we never sleep. 597 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:32,241 You know, I'm available to you, sir, 24 hours a... 598 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:55,097 Who left all the appliances on in the kitchen? 599 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,642 It sounds like who-knows-what going on down there. 600 00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,602 I must have hit a couple of switches when I was cleaning up. 601 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,646 You know how that can happen. 602 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,606 I got great news. 603 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:06,651 Lunch is on tomorrow with Larrabee. 604 00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:11,113 I'm going to meet him at his club in Philadelphia. 605 00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:12,615 He's mine. 606 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:16,118 Look how crazy you are about yourself right now. 607 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:17,620 I'm sorry. 608 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:19,163 Don't apologize. 609 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,165 I kind of live with the assumption 610 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:23,125 that all guys owe an apology 611 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,670 to the women that they live with. 612 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:28,005 Oh, you're so full of shit. 613 00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:31,676 So where's that little contract of yours? 614 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,137 Maybe I can up your price, huh? 615 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:36,681 Where is it? 616 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:38,641 I'm sure it's all right. 617 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,685 My fee's going up. 618 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:43,604 Better get me while you can afford me. 619 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,193 I don't want you to read it. 620 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,112 Let me have it. 621 00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,704 Now I got you, 622 00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:01,708 and I'm not going to let you get away. 623 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,834 Uh! Let me go. 624 00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:07,336 Let me go. Uh! 625 00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:11,424 Let go of me. Let go. Uh! Uh! 626 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,760 Oh. Oh. 627 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,432 Oh, Jesus. 628 00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:25,146 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 629 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:26,522 Mmm. 630 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:33,988 You think you're pretty strong, don't you? 631 00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:43,956 What the hell is wrong with you? 632 00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:51,338 If you're with a woman for any length of time, 633 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,549 eventually you'll ask her that question. 634 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:56,010 If she doesn't answer, that's trouble, 635 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,053 and when trouble begins, 636 00:34:58,138 --> 00:35:00,514 it comes at you from directions you'd never expect. 637 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,600 Oliver was a sitting duck. 638 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:05,561 I think you're going to be very well served by our firm, 639 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:08,564 especially if the rumors around town are true. 640 00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:11,108 Well, there may be a Senate confirmation hearing 641 00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:12,610 in my future. 642 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,445 We could definitely be of help with that. 643 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,530 Yes. Waiter? Uh! Ooh! 644 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,073 What's the matter? 645 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:19,354 Nothing, I'm fine. 646 00:35:19,357 --> 00:35:22,079 Could I have some more coffee, please? 647 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:23,579 Certainly, sir. 648 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:25,539 Regarding your Senate confirmation, 649 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,583 it may not be a bad idea 650 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:30,336 for us to have your personal asset liability state... 651 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:31,921 Oh. Ooh. 652 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,255 Oliver? 653 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:36,091 Do you think you're having a heart attack? 654 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:37,635 Uh! 655 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,597 Call an ambulance. 656 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:44,099 Wipe that stuff off his chin, Heath. 657 00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:45,601 Hang in there, Oliver. 658 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,102 Call my wife. 659 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,569 You're doing just fine. 660 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,613 Somebody called down for the defibrillator. 661 00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:59,114 Right here. 662 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:01,033 Gerald, you're going to take it? 663 00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:06,080 How's it going? 664 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:09,250 You may be the only person I'm doing better than. 665 00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:12,545 My wife stabbed me in the stomach. 666 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,132 With a nail file this time. 667 00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:19,635 She's training to be a manicurist. 668 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,137 They make good money, you know. 669 00:36:22,222 --> 00:36:24,640 I'm trying to get a doctor for you, baby. 670 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:27,142 They always feel bad after it. 671 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:28,644 Mr. Rose? 672 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,688 I'm Dr. Gordon. This is my associate. 673 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,606 Dr. Hillerman. Jason Larrabee called us in. 674 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:33,816 How are his vital signs? 675 00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:35,317 We were here first. 676 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:36,986 We'll be with you in just a moment. 677 00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:38,529 Madge, take it easy. 678 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,531 Can't you see the guy's dying over here? 679 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:42,199 Did someone call my wife? 680 00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:43,450 Yes. 681 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,536 I need to write her a note 682 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,538 in case she doesn't get here in time. 683 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:50,040 Let's get him to C.I.C.U. 684 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:54,003 I'll get the pen back once we get up there. 685 00:36:56,298 --> 00:36:58,090 Is my wife here? 686 00:36:58,174 --> 00:37:00,092 I don't think so. 687 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:02,595 Get me some pictures, upper G. I. 688 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,597 You're going to have to swallow some barium, 689 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:07,433 but you'll like it. It's peppermint flavored. 690 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,563 I don't think that there's anything 691 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:14,648 more important than the hors d'oeuvres. 692 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:17,568 That's where people will make their first judgment of the food. 693 00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:22,239 There's an urgent phone call for you. 694 00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:23,490 Oh. 695 00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:25,618 Hello? 696 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:28,120 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 697 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:31,624 All right. All right. I'm leaving right now. 698 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:33,959 My husband's had a heart attack. 699 00:37:34,044 --> 00:37:36,128 Oh, that happens to my mother like this. 700 00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:36,692 Don't worry. 701 00:37:36,695 --> 00:37:38,132 Your luncheon's going to be terrific. 702 00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:41,050 I promise. Everything's just going to be great. 703 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:43,469 The X-rays turned up an esophageal tear, 704 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:45,429 commonly known as a hiatal hernia, 705 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:46,972 right there. 706 00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:49,475 The pain symptoms are almost identical to angina. 707 00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:52,937 Stress, coffee, spicy foods, gas. 708 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:54,980 Your nerve endings get irritated, 709 00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:56,941 and, well, you know what that feels like... 710 00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:58,984 Not pleasant, but not fatal. 711 00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:01,487 Could you get this hiatal hernia, 712 00:38:01,571 --> 00:38:04,406 say, by being squeezed between someone's legs? 713 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:07,993 No. 714 00:38:08,078 --> 00:38:09,995 So I'm not going to die? 715 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,956 Eventually, but not today. 716 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,458 Ha ha ha! 717 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,251 Thank you. 718 00:38:19,089 --> 00:38:20,965 You can wait right here. 719 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,424 Thank you. 720 00:38:27,597 --> 00:38:30,015 Oliver, you're alive. 721 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:32,518 Yeah, it was something else. 722 00:38:32,602 --> 00:38:34,520 It wasn't the heart. It was a rip, a tear. 723 00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:36,021 You're alive! 724 00:38:36,106 --> 00:38:37,523 Yeah. 725 00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:39,525 So what are you going to do? 726 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:41,527 I'm waiting for Barbara to pick me up. 727 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:43,028 I'll wait with you. 728 00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:44,571 Good. 729 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:47,533 OK. Think we can get that nurse to come back here 730 00:38:47,617 --> 00:38:49,159 with a bottle of musk oil? 731 00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:50,536 Ha ha ha! 732 00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:56,542 She should be here any minute. 733 00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:57,960 Yeah. 734 00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:03,966 Stuffy in these places. 735 00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:19,064 I got us enough booze for the whole trip. 736 00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:21,025 Thanks. 737 00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:23,068 I couldn't remember whether you wanted a twist 738 00:39:23,153 --> 00:39:24,241 or you didn't want a twist, 739 00:39:24,244 --> 00:39:25,614 so I got you some just in case. 740 00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:27,072 Thank you, Gavin. 741 00:39:31,661 --> 00:39:34,496 Salut. 742 00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:47,051 All those lives going on out there, 743 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,094 people we'll never meet, 744 00:39:49,179 --> 00:39:52,431 experiencing things we'll never know. 745 00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:54,099 We can't know. 746 00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:57,603 In your own life, by this point, 747 00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:02,608 you think you know what's gonna be, but, 748 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,818 you don't know. 749 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,278 You don't know. 750 00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:11,075 It's always just when you think you got it figured out, 751 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:13,202 when, bingo, something comes along 752 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:15,412 and knocks you right on your ass. 753 00:40:15,497 --> 00:40:19,917 Why do you think Barbara didn't come to the hospital? 754 00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:22,002 I don't know. 755 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:25,005 She probably had a good reason. 756 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,535 How you doing? 757 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,537 Come here, sweetheart. 758 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,580 Where is everybody, huh? 759 00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,541 I guess you're the only one 760 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:03,377 who gives a damn about me in this family. 761 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:31,113 Oliver, you don't know how happy I am to see you. 762 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:32,614 Oh. 763 00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:35,117 You didn't come to the hospital. 764 00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:38,120 No. No. Well, I called, 765 00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:42,624 and, well, everything seemed to be under control. 766 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:45,127 I just... I didn't want to disturb you. 767 00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,045 Disturb me? 768 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:50,007 Well, I wasn't doing much, just dying. 769 00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:52,426 Oliver, you weren't dying. 770 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,136 You didn't even call. 771 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,597 Of course I did. I called. I talked to someone. 772 00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:58,140 Not to me. 773 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,142 Well, I talked to a nurse, 774 00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:02,144 and she said that you weren't dying. 775 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:04,563 Well, I thought I was dying. 776 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,609 I wrote you a note 777 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:11,570 in case you didn't get there in time. 778 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:16,909 I can't read your handwriting. 779 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:20,996 I was on a gurney being rushed to intensive care 780 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,998 under excruciating pain. 781 00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:26,293 It says... 782 00:42:28,630 --> 00:42:32,549 "My love, by the time you receive this, 783 00:42:32,634 --> 00:42:34,551 "I may be gone. 784 00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:36,511 "My life was..." Fun? 785 00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:39,473 "...full beyond my dreams. 786 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:47,147 "All I have and all I am, I owe to you. 787 00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:53,070 "You gave me courage to surpass what I know I am, 788 00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,280 "the strength to..." 789 00:42:55,365 --> 00:42:59,576 Oh, this is where I had a spasm, yeah. 790 00:42:59,661 --> 00:43:02,079 I can't read it, but the next line says, 791 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:06,583 "I lie here, feeling my life ebb away, 792 00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:09,795 "and I cling to your image. 793 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:13,090 "I will take you with me to eternity. 794 00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:16,510 "I cherish you. 795 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:22,015 "I thank merciful God for you." 796 00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:27,521 I didn't have the strength to sign it. 797 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:34,611 Well, I'm sure 798 00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:37,864 they would have told me who it was from. 799 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:46,623 I can't believe you didn't call us at school, Mother. 800 00:43:46,708 --> 00:43:48,625 I didn't see any point in alarming you 801 00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:51,044 until there was something to be alarmed about. 802 00:43:54,716 --> 00:43:58,135 Your mother didn't want to disturb anybody today. 803 00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:01,722 Yeah, well, you still should have called. 804 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:04,099 You should have. 805 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:06,143 I'm sure your mother 806 00:44:06,227 --> 00:44:08,145 didn't want to worry you needlessly. 807 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:11,064 The important thing is, your father is alive. 808 00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:21,658 We've always been a family that communicated. 809 00:44:21,743 --> 00:44:24,661 If anything important happens, 810 00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:27,622 everyone should know about it. 811 00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:29,082 That's the rule. 812 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:44,514 Only you 813 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:51,313 Can make all this world seem right 814 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:57,736 Only you and you alone 815 00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:01,114 Can thrill me like you do 816 00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:08,914 And fill my heart with love 817 00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:13,752 For only you 818 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:16,213 Only you... 819 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,218 What's going on? What? 820 00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:23,136 I'm very upset. 821 00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:29,226 It's 3:00 in the morning. 822 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:31,228 Turn the television off. 823 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:37,734 I wasn't exactly sure why I didn't go to the hospital, 824 00:45:37,819 --> 00:45:39,694 but now I think I know. 825 00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:41,488 I'd just like to put today behind us, OK? 826 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:42,948 OK. 827 00:45:45,785 --> 00:45:48,203 I was going to drive to the hospital, 828 00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:50,247 but I knew you were OK 829 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:53,917 because I never think anything really terrible 830 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:58,755 could happen to me or the kids or you, 831 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,174 and I was getting on the expressway, 832 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:03,760 and suddenly I had this very strong feeling 833 00:46:03,845 --> 00:46:05,595 that you were dead. 834 00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:10,767 And I knew what it would feel like to be alone in this house, 835 00:46:10,852 --> 00:46:13,228 to not have you in my life, 836 00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:17,524 and I got so scared, I had to pull over. 837 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:18,900 Oh. 838 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:23,572 You don't have to be scared anymore. 839 00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:30,412 I got scared because I felt happy. 840 00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:50,390 You were happy because I was dead? 841 00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:53,518 I was happy to be free, 842 00:46:53,603 --> 00:46:57,230 like a weight had been lifted. 843 00:46:57,315 --> 00:47:00,150 Like a weight had been lifted? 844 00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:02,194 Yeah. 845 00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:05,530 So how am I supposed to respond? 846 00:47:05,615 --> 00:47:07,449 You tell me you wished I was dead? 847 00:47:09,118 --> 00:47:11,244 I thought it was important. 848 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:43,735 I think you owe me an apology, Barbara. 849 00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:47,030 If you have something to say, I'd like to hear it. 850 00:47:52,161 --> 00:47:53,745 I want a divorce. 851 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,126 No, you don't. 852 00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:03,547 You can't have one. 853 00:48:03,631 --> 00:48:06,591 I've thought about this a lot. 854 00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:10,011 I really don't want to be married to you anymore. 855 00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:20,605 Why do you want a divorce? 856 00:48:20,690 --> 00:48:24,025 Did I do something? Did I not do something? 857 00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:28,530 I can't give you specifics, Oliver. 858 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:31,616 Well, try! 859 00:48:31,701 --> 00:48:33,243 I don't want to try! 860 00:48:37,707 --> 00:48:41,626 Is there somebody else? Another man? 861 00:48:41,711 --> 00:48:42,752 No. 862 00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:43,878 A woman? 863 00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:45,338 You wish. 864 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,634 I mean, I should be the one trying to get the divorce. 865 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,636 I'm the one rushed to the hospital 866 00:48:51,721 --> 00:48:53,597 suffering from this severe... 867 00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,056 Indigestion. 868 00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:57,166 You're such an expert, aren't you? 869 00:48:57,169 --> 00:48:58,812 Making me look like a jerk. 870 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:02,063 OK. OK, I'm sorry. 871 00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:05,609 I'm the bad person. Let's just blame me for this. 872 00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:10,989 No. No. I think I need... I think you owe me, 873 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:14,034 after this many pretty god damn good years of marriage, 874 00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:15,535 a solid reason. 875 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:17,537 I work my ass off to make enough money 876 00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,539 to provide you with a good life, 877 00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:23,543 and you owe me a reason that makes sense, 878 00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:25,545 so let's hear it. 879 00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,589 Come on. Let's hear it. Let's hear it! 880 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:30,050 Because, 881 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:36,014 when I watch you eat, when I see you asleep, 882 00:49:36,098 --> 00:49:39,059 when I look at you lately, 883 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:41,561 I just want to smash your face in. 884 00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:47,692 Come on. Smash my face. 885 00:49:47,777 --> 00:49:49,944 Come on. You want to smash my face? 886 00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:11,841 Next time, I hit back. 887 00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:18,264 And you'd better get yourself a damn good lawyer. 888 00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:20,308 The best your money can buy. 889 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:46,918 What does she want? 890 00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:48,461 Child support. 891 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,296 I've always taken care of my kids. 892 00:50:50,423 --> 00:50:52,549 And they will be 18 in one year, 893 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:54,592 which makes it nice for you. 894 00:50:54,677 --> 00:50:56,177 What about alimony? 895 00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:58,054 Barbara, against my advice, 896 00:50:58,139 --> 00:50:59,723 waives alimony. 897 00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:02,267 I'm making money with my business. 898 00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:03,928 I'm getting a lot of referrals. 899 00:51:03,931 --> 00:51:05,063 I can support myself. 900 00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:06,604 I'm a lucky guy. 901 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:10,650 My client is being more than fair, Mr. Rose. 902 00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:12,068 She's waived alimony. 903 00:51:12,153 --> 00:51:14,571 She's willing to waive her rights 904 00:51:14,655 --> 00:51:16,573 against your law practice 905 00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:19,075 in exchange for the house and all of its contents 906 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,488 except your shaving gear and... 907 00:51:21,491 --> 00:51:22,581 His clothing? 908 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:26,583 Everything I made went into that house. 909 00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:28,710 I found that house. 910 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:30,587 Every piece of furniture is where it is 911 00:51:30,671 --> 00:51:32,076 because I decided to put it there. 912 00:51:32,079 --> 00:51:32,841 That is my house. 913 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,591 If your client has finished yammering, 914 00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:37,594 you should explain to her that a wife 915 00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:39,929 does not automatically get the house. 916 00:51:40,014 --> 00:51:43,600 I thought you told her that she was entitled 917 00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,602 to anything and everything. 918 00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:48,146 I told her what? 919 00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:50,690 Yes. Here it is. 920 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:53,777 I quote. "My love, 921 00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:59,115 "by the time you..." Boy, what a handwriting. 922 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,701 "By the time you receive this, 923 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:04,120 "I may be gone." 924 00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:06,581 Uh, blah, blah, blah. 925 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:12,962 "All I am and all I have I owe to you." 926 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:15,757 You wrote this, Mr. Rose? 927 00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,637 Excuse me, Mr. Thurmont, 928 00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:25,642 you tiny, little, wormlike, infinitesimal prick, 929 00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:29,229 could I have a word with my wife, please? 930 00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:31,064 Certainly. 931 00:52:36,070 --> 00:52:39,072 If this is a who-can-sink-lowest-fastest contest, 932 00:52:39,075 --> 00:52:40,075 you won. 933 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:43,326 By showing him my letter, 934 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:48,164 you have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog shit 935 00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:50,667 at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp. 936 00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:56,673 I may have let you have the house, 937 00:52:56,757 --> 00:52:59,676 but now you'll never get it. 938 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,345 You will never get that house. 939 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:05,014 Do you understand? 940 00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:10,645 You will never get that house. 941 00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,774 We'll see. 942 00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:18,194 Yeah. We'll see. 943 00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:30,373 Maybe I shouldn't have let you see that letter. 944 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:31,409 Oh, dear girl, 945 00:53:31,412 --> 00:53:33,587 by the time this is all over, 946 00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:36,421 you'll think of today as one of your lighter moments. 947 00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:43,094 What do you call 500 lawyers 948 00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:45,096 at the bottom of the ocean? 949 00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:47,015 An excellent start. 950 00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:52,020 I used to resent jokes like that. 951 00:53:54,189 --> 00:53:56,858 Now I see them as simple truths. 952 00:53:58,694 --> 00:53:59,861 Lawyers... 953 00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:07,118 Hello? 954 00:54:07,202 --> 00:54:10,121 Honey, I can't talk right now. I'm with a client. 955 00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:11,998 Love you. Miss you. Want you. 956 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:14,250 Bye. 957 00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,547 I recently married. 958 00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:24,636 Which is the last thing I ever thought I'd do 959 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:27,138 after what happened to the Roses. 960 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:30,141 When it comes to women, 961 00:54:30,225 --> 00:54:34,145 I hope I'm a better man now than I was. 962 00:54:34,229 --> 00:54:36,147 I know I'm a better lawyer 963 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:38,066 when it comes to divorce. 964 00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:43,071 I'll never make another mistake like I made with Oliver. 965 00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:49,160 Let's just concentrate on the job at hand. 966 00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,245 She wants the house. You want the house. 967 00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:52,997 I mean, she's not being inconvenienced. 968 00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:54,290 I'm the one who's living in a hotel room. 969 00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:55,500 Not for long. 970 00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:56,960 She claims she found the house. 971 00:54:57,044 --> 00:54:58,628 She did find the house. Right? 972 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:00,046 Yes, she did, but that's not the point. 973 00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:01,464 She said she made it what it is. 974 00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:03,174 She didn't. 975 00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:06,135 Look, I'm not keeping score, but if I were keeping score, 976 00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:08,638 it'd be about 83 to 6, my favor. 977 00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:10,139 All the really good stuff, 978 00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:12,100 those wonderful Staffordshire dogs... 979 00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:14,602 In fact, most of the Staffordshires I found. 980 00:55:14,687 --> 00:55:16,646 And that Art Deco rug, 981 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:19,148 and even that gray stove in the kitchen. 982 00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:21,943 She never would have bought it if I hadn't pushed her. 983 00:55:22,027 --> 00:55:23,069 Uh-huh. 984 00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:25,655 Shoes. That's what she's good at buying. 985 00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,657 I got to have shelves put in the closet, 986 00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:29,742 or she'd have the god damn things shoved all over. 987 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:32,704 Here we go. You're going to love this. 988 00:55:33,122 --> 00:55:35,665 Civil code title 16904, section C. 989 00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:39,627 I used this once for a freebie divorce I did for my cousin Paulie. 990 00:55:39,712 --> 00:55:41,170 Total loser. 991 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:42,672 Read. 992 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:46,676 "The purposes of subsections I and II, of paragraphs A and B..." 993 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,178 Hey, skip down here to... 994 00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:50,847 "Parties who have pursued separate lives..." 995 00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,807 "Parties who have pursued separate lives, 996 00:55:52,891 --> 00:55:55,184 "sharing neither bed nor board shall be deemed to have lived 997 00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:56,978 "separate and apart from one another, 998 00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:59,605 "even though they reside under the same roof." 999 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:05,194 Even though they reside under the same roof? 1000 00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:08,197 Yeah. The law was put on the books for poor people, 1001 00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:09,365 folks who couldn't afford separate 1002 00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:10,533 residences during their divorce, 1003 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:12,118 but we can use it, too. 1004 00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,661 That means I can move back in. 1005 00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:15,955 If your divorce is settled in court, 1006 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,999 it shows that you're committed to the property, 1007 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:20,376 plus you can see she doesn't start selling off the assets. 1008 00:56:20,461 --> 00:56:21,483 And I can work on her, 1009 00:56:21,486 --> 00:56:23,298 get her to fold on this house thing. 1010 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:25,465 No. No, Oliver, you don't even deal with her. 1011 00:56:25,549 --> 00:56:27,008 You avoid her. 1012 00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:29,010 Women can be a lot meaner than we give them credit for. 1013 00:56:29,094 --> 00:56:31,012 Never underestimate her as an adversary. 1014 00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:32,180 Don't even talk to her. 1015 00:56:32,264 --> 00:56:34,849 No, I won't. Don't worry about me. 1016 00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:37,477 Gavin, thank you. 1017 00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,353 All right. 1018 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:42,982 All right. Go on. Go home. 1019 00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:47,028 This is the stupidest thing you've ever done. 1020 00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:49,197 Second stupidest. 1021 00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:51,032 You can't stay here. 1022 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:55,328 The law says I can. Title 16904, section C. 1023 00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:58,039 Look it up, tootsie pie. 1024 00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:04,921 Fa la la la la la la la la 1025 00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:07,673 'Tis the season to be jolly 1026 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,967 Fa la la la la la la la la 1027 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:13,179 Don we now our gay apparel 1028 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,181 OK, Mom, you're on. 1029 00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,974 Troll the ancient... 1030 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:19,519 Wait. Let me see that bag. 1031 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,489 Is that what you're going to put on top? 1032 00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:33,282 Yes, it is. 1033 00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:35,743 Fine. Josh, plug it in, please. 1034 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,388 It's a short. 1035 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:56,377 It's not a short. 1036 00:57:56,380 --> 00:57:58,935 One of the ornaments is touching the sockets. 1037 00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:05,523 Fine. 1038 00:58:05,607 --> 00:58:07,775 You take care of it, Oliver. 1039 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:14,490 Come on, it's Christmas time. 1040 00:58:14,575 --> 00:58:16,534 Let's get festive. 1041 00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:18,536 I have to go out. 1042 00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:21,455 I got stuff I got to do in my room. 1043 00:58:30,090 --> 00:58:31,382 Oh. 1044 00:58:43,645 --> 00:58:45,521 Oh, God. My house is on fire! 1045 00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:47,023 Mine, too, babe. 1046 00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:48,983 Really, you idiot! 1047 00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:54,030 Wait up, babe! 1048 00:58:54,114 --> 00:58:56,699 Oh, my God! 1049 00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:58,826 Oh, my... Do something! 1050 00:58:58,911 --> 00:59:00,036 Fire! 1051 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,704 Mom! 1052 00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:03,539 Fire! Dad! 1053 00:59:03,624 --> 00:59:04,916 Call the police! 1054 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,167 I'll get the extinguisher! 1055 00:59:06,251 --> 00:59:08,377 991. 999. 1056 00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:09,879 911. 1057 00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:11,047 Oh, my God! 1058 00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:12,381 Stay out of the way! 1059 00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:13,549 Coming through! 1060 00:59:13,634 --> 00:59:15,051 "1, store in a cool place. 1061 00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:17,553 "2, hold upright. Pull pin out." OK. 1062 00:59:17,638 --> 00:59:21,265 "3, stand back 8 feet. Aim away from face." 1063 00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:23,017 Dad, hurry! All right! OK! 1064 00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:24,352 OK! All right! 1065 00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:30,608 The curtain! 1066 00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:50,086 It's over. 1067 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:52,588 Thank God I was here. 1068 00:59:52,673 --> 00:59:55,091 This whole house could have gone up. 1069 00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:56,653 OK, OK. 1070 00:59:56,656 --> 01:00:00,598 I get a sponge and start cleaning up. 1071 01:00:00,681 --> 01:00:03,516 Maybe a rake or a bulldozer. 1072 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:26,455 It might not have been the lights. 1073 01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:28,916 You always know. 1074 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:51,923 Rather than argue about who supposedly did what, 1075 01:00:52,007 --> 01:00:54,926 I'd like to reach some accord. Time is passing. 1076 01:00:55,010 --> 01:00:57,428 I'd love to be done with this, too, Oliver. 1077 01:00:57,512 --> 01:00:57,981 Right. 1078 01:00:58,084 --> 01:00:59,490 And if we leave the settlement up to the court, 1079 01:00:59,573 --> 01:01:01,532 the lawyers, they get everything, 1080 01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:03,284 so I've come up with a fair solution. 1081 01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:04,744 You want to hear it? Yes. 1082 01:01:04,870 --> 01:01:07,913 Now, I understand your point of view. 1083 01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:10,166 You've invested 18 years of your life in this marriage. 1084 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:12,001 That's worth a lot. A tremendous amount... 1085 01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:14,837 $163,800. 1086 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:18,049 How did you arrive at that number? 1087 01:01:18,133 --> 01:01:21,385 Fairly. You do approximately the same things as Susan. 1088 01:01:21,470 --> 01:01:24,180 No. She goes to college. She should make more than me. 1089 01:01:24,264 --> 01:01:26,015 Barbara, let me finish. 1090 01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:28,059 There is no comparison whatsoever 1091 01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:29,560 between what she does... 1092 01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:33,064 Her salary is a base, so I doubled it. 1093 01:01:33,148 --> 01:01:35,524 And that wasn't enough, and then I tripled it, 1094 01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:38,569 and that's how I came up with this figure... 1095 01:01:38,653 --> 01:01:42,073 $490,633, approximately. 1096 01:01:42,157 --> 01:01:44,075 I shall give you that in cash. 1097 01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:45,534 It's not going to be easy. 1098 01:01:45,619 --> 01:01:47,578 It's going to be harder than hell is what it is, 1099 01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:49,121 but I'm going to do it. 1100 01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:51,540 You just have to, you know, agree to give up the house. 1101 01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:53,084 You owe me, Barbara. 1102 01:01:53,168 --> 01:01:55,086 You've gotten a hell of a lot more out of knowing me 1103 01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:56,587 than I've gotten out of knowing you. 1104 01:01:56,671 --> 01:01:58,589 I'm not even going to ask you what that means. 1105 01:01:58,673 --> 01:01:59,970 I am the one who found this house. 1106 01:01:59,973 --> 01:02:01,010 I bought everything in it. 1107 01:02:01,093 --> 01:02:01,753 With my money! 1108 01:02:01,756 --> 01:02:03,262 It's a lot easier to spend it 1109 01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:05,262 than it is to make it, honey buns! 1110 01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:08,391 You might not have made it if not for me, sweet cakes! 1111 01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:11,060 You weren't even multiorgasmic before you met me, were you? 1112 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:14,563 You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually 1113 01:02:14,648 --> 01:02:17,358 even now, when we disgust each other? 1114 01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:29,120 Don't let this bother you. 1115 01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:31,038 It's all going to work out. 1116 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:38,129 The red areas are hers. 1117 01:02:38,213 --> 01:02:41,132 The yellow areas are mine. 1118 01:02:41,216 --> 01:02:42,925 Green is neutral. 1119 01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:44,677 The kitchen was difficult, 1120 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:47,847 but Barbara came up with the idea of time allotments. 1121 01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:52,309 This seems rational to you both? 1122 01:02:52,394 --> 01:02:53,936 Yeah. 1123 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:58,524 Look, Oliver, my father used to say 1124 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,526 that a man could never outdo a woman 1125 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:02,528 when it came to love or revenge. 1126 01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,530 Why don't you just let her have the house? 1127 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,907 There are other houses. There are other women. 1128 01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:09,034 No, no, Gavino. I'm going to win 1129 01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:11,495 because I've got her to accept the ground rules. 1130 01:03:11,580 --> 01:03:14,498 Oliver, there is no winning in this. 1131 01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:16,417 There's only degrees of losing. 1132 01:03:18,086 --> 01:03:21,005 I got more square footage. 1133 01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:48,574 Sorry to disturb you, 1134 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:51,327 but I was wondering if I could borrow a sleeping tablet. 1135 01:03:51,411 --> 01:03:54,246 Did Oliver send you for it? 1136 01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:56,165 No. Actually, no. 1137 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:01,629 Well, all right. You got me there, 1138 01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:04,840 which is good because I'm uncomfortable with the charade. 1139 01:04:04,925 --> 01:04:06,634 It's nice to see 1140 01:04:06,718 --> 01:04:09,595 somebody still caring for somebody in this house. 1141 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:11,347 Good night, Susan. 1142 01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:13,849 So there will be no pills? 1143 01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:16,310 Oh, kitty. 1144 01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:17,770 Kitty, wait. 1145 01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:19,647 Wait, kitty kitty... 1146 01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:39,792 Do you want me to call around first 1147 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:41,627 to find an open drugstore? 1148 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,629 I'll find one. 1149 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:45,172 Should I come? 1150 01:04:45,257 --> 01:04:47,174 It's up to you. 1151 01:04:47,259 --> 01:04:49,134 These are my favorite kind of cars. 1152 01:04:49,219 --> 01:04:50,636 It's a Morgan. 1153 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:51,762 Of course. 1154 01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:08,028 It's cozy. 1155 01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:28,674 What was that? 1156 01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:30,175 A bump of some sort. 1157 01:05:34,806 --> 01:05:37,141 Oh, kitty. Oh, my God. 1158 01:05:42,314 --> 01:05:44,732 Look, why don't you go to the house 1159 01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:47,067 and find a large Ziploc bag? 1160 01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:48,193 Ziploc. 1161 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,987 Yeah. 1162 01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:51,614 Oh, kitty. 1163 01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:53,532 Kitty kitty kitty. 1164 01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:55,868 So much for the nine lives myth. 1165 01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:10,466 Pssss! 1166 01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:12,968 Here, kitty. Here, kitty kitty. 1167 01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:14,094 Pssss! 1168 01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:16,013 Here, kitty kitty. 1169 01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:17,973 Here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss! 1170 01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:19,975 Here, puss, puss, puss, puss! 1171 01:06:20,060 --> 01:06:21,518 Pssss! 1172 01:06:21,603 --> 01:06:23,395 Here, kitty kitty! 1173 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,023 Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty! 1174 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:27,775 Have you seen my cat? 1175 01:06:29,444 --> 01:06:31,904 Are you talking to me? 1176 01:06:41,081 --> 01:06:43,040 Here, kitty kitty. 1177 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:44,541 Come on, kitty. 1178 01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:46,543 Here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss. 1179 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:49,505 Where are you, kitty? Come on. 1180 01:06:49,589 --> 01:06:51,548 Here, kitty kitty kitty. 1181 01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:53,967 Come on, kitty kitty kitty, come on. 1182 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,783 What did you do with my cat? 1183 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:19,952 Close the door. You're letting the heat out. 1184 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,997 I know something happened. 1185 01:07:24,082 --> 01:07:25,598 Now, instead of playing this game, 1186 01:07:25,601 --> 01:07:26,293 what happened? 1187 01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:28,961 You killed your cat, Barbara. 1188 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,546 What? 1189 01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:31,964 Yeah. 1190 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,833 Yes. One damn Dalmane, 1191 01:07:33,836 --> 01:07:36,512 and your kitty would be alive. 1192 01:07:36,594 --> 01:07:39,471 I had to get up in the middle of the night looking for Sominex. 1193 01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:41,598 I backed out the driveway... 1194 01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:04,788 That supposed to scare me? 1195 01:08:10,170 --> 01:08:13,130 If you're looking for trouble, Barbara, you found it! 1196 01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:27,561 Oh, God. 1197 01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:28,979 Oh. 1198 01:08:51,669 --> 01:08:53,337 What do you expect? 1199 01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:56,089 You killed my cat. You're making me nuts, Oliver. 1200 01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:58,717 Will you, please? I'm asking you to leave. 1201 01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:02,596 No. It's my house, 1202 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,224 and I'm going to stay. 1203 01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:22,157 Ahh. 1204 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:28,121 Frankly, I'm concerned about you, Oliver. 1205 01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:30,499 You look haggard. 1206 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:34,127 Ahh! I feel great. 1207 01:09:34,212 --> 01:09:36,088 Maybe I'll take a little time off 1208 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:38,131 after the Larrabee confirmation hearings. 1209 01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:39,967 Why don't you take a little time before? 1210 01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:42,511 Look, it's vital to the firm this comes off without a hitch. 1211 01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:44,555 I want you at your best. 1212 01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:48,016 I'm at my best. 1213 01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:50,018 I won't let you down. 1214 01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:53,522 I'm in fantastic shape. 1215 01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:56,191 I thank you so much for caring. 1216 01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:29,808 Mr. D'Amato. Yeah. 1217 01:10:29,893 --> 01:10:31,268 There's someone in your office. 1218 01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:32,477 Who? 1219 01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:34,062 Use words, Maryanne. 1220 01:10:34,147 --> 01:10:35,564 Mrs. Rose. 1221 01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:38,066 I didn't think I should leave her in the reception area, 1222 01:10:38,151 --> 01:10:40,068 I mean, what with all the, uh, you know. 1223 01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:41,445 Yeah, I know. 1224 01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:42,571 The, um... 1225 01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:43,989 Yeah, I know. 1226 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:47,534 Barbara? 1227 01:10:49,996 --> 01:10:51,914 You know, you really shouldn't be here 1228 01:10:51,998 --> 01:10:54,583 because it might be viewed by some as unethical. 1229 01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:56,668 Well, I am here, 1230 01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:59,671 ethical or not. 1231 01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:04,593 You don't mind if I tape this, 1232 01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:08,430 just so no one gets confused about what was said? 1233 01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:13,018 What's on your mind? 1234 01:11:15,188 --> 01:11:17,105 Well, since you're the one 1235 01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:19,608 who advised Oliver to move back in, 1236 01:11:19,692 --> 01:11:22,611 I thought you would advise him to move out. 1237 01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:25,614 Why? It sounds like you two have things worked out, 1238 01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:27,824 with the red areas and the green areas. 1239 01:11:27,909 --> 01:11:31,119 Gavin, ever since this thing started, 1240 01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:33,121 I've had trouble sleeping. 1241 01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:36,124 Most mornings I wake up sobbing. 1242 01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:38,710 I'm sorry. That's shitty. 1243 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:43,507 But this morning I woke up screaming, 1244 01:11:43,591 --> 01:11:46,051 and I couldn't stop. 1245 01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:48,011 I need this to end. 1246 01:11:48,096 --> 01:11:50,347 This has to end. 1247 01:11:50,431 --> 01:11:52,015 Well, I suggested selling the house... 1248 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:53,308 No. 1249 01:11:53,393 --> 01:11:55,060 OK. 1250 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:57,354 You both seem to agree on that. 1251 01:11:57,438 --> 01:11:59,564 Gavin... 1252 01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:01,858 I don't have much money, 1253 01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:03,860 but I could pay you. 1254 01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:06,989 That would be illegal. 1255 01:12:16,624 --> 01:12:20,085 Besides money... 1256 01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:22,045 Oh, 1257 01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:24,047 what would it take 1258 01:12:24,132 --> 01:12:26,508 to get you to help me, Gavin? 1259 01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:28,552 Come on, put your shoes on, Barbara. 1260 01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:31,096 I haven't been into feet since '82. 1261 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:33,223 Have you ever made angry love? 1262 01:12:33,307 --> 01:12:35,892 Is there any other way? Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1263 01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:37,060 No. 1264 01:12:37,145 --> 01:12:38,186 Stop it! 1265 01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:41,231 This is ridiculous. Button up. 1266 01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:43,942 You want to settle this? 1267 01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:45,833 Let's all sit down and work it out, 1268 01:12:45,836 --> 01:12:46,989 find some compromise. 1269 01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:49,197 There is no compromise. 1270 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:50,657 Then I can't help you. 1271 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:01,460 Worth a shot. 1272 01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:14,514 You know where I am if you change your mind. 1273 01:13:47,882 --> 01:13:51,051 Sometimes I wonder what might have happened 1274 01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:53,470 if I had taken her offer. 1275 01:13:55,139 --> 01:13:56,640 But I didn't. 1276 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:02,020 I should have seen her toes in the pit of my crotch 1277 01:14:02,105 --> 01:14:04,106 as a cry for help. 1278 01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:07,901 Stinking bitch. Dumb bastard. 1279 01:14:07,985 --> 01:14:09,569 Slut. Scum. 1280 01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:11,029 Filth. Faggot! 1281 01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:13,031 Morning, Susan. 1282 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:15,534 Morning. 1283 01:14:20,665 --> 01:14:22,791 I made you some sandwiches for the trip. 1284 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:24,543 I'm not really that hungry. 1285 01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:26,586 You may be hungry later. 1286 01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:28,588 Why don't you wrap these up? 1287 01:14:28,673 --> 01:14:31,591 I feel like there's some things I should tell you. 1288 01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:33,760 I mean, you're going off to college. 1289 01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:35,470 You told me you love me. 1290 01:14:35,555 --> 01:14:36,972 Yes, I do love you. 1291 01:14:37,056 --> 01:14:38,473 And about drugs, don't do them, 1292 01:14:38,558 --> 01:14:39,975 and sex, don't catch anything. 1293 01:14:40,059 --> 01:14:41,643 What else is there? 1294 01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:44,396 Just... About women. 1295 01:14:45,898 --> 01:14:47,983 Don't be led by your emotions. 1296 01:14:48,067 --> 01:14:49,785 Look, just because you screwed up 1297 01:14:49,869 --> 01:14:51,086 doesn't mean I'm going to, 1298 01:14:51,171 --> 01:14:52,785 so don't try to put your shit off on me, 1299 01:14:52,788 --> 01:14:53,392 all right? 1300 01:14:54,073 --> 01:14:55,824 Josh. 1301 01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:57,159 Don't leave like this. 1302 01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:59,077 I'm pissed at you. 1303 01:14:59,162 --> 01:15:01,496 So what do you want to do about it? 1304 01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:05,000 You want to take a swing at me? 1305 01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:07,335 Is that going to make you feel better? 1306 01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:08,753 Then go ahead. 1307 01:15:19,307 --> 01:15:21,516 So what are you and Dad going to do to each other 1308 01:15:21,601 --> 01:15:23,518 once we're not around? 1309 01:15:23,603 --> 01:15:25,020 Don't be silly. 1310 01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:28,523 Your father and I need some time alone to work things out. 1311 01:15:28,608 --> 01:15:30,525 By the time summer school starts, 1312 01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:32,527 we'll have it all settled. 1313 01:15:32,612 --> 01:15:34,481 And then I'll make a celebration dinner, 1314 01:15:34,484 --> 01:15:35,532 and I'll bring it up, 1315 01:15:35,615 --> 01:15:37,532 or you can come here. 1316 01:15:37,617 --> 01:15:39,534 We'll work it out. 1317 01:15:39,619 --> 01:15:41,536 Do you promise? 1318 01:15:41,621 --> 01:15:43,538 Sure. 1319 01:15:43,623 --> 01:15:45,832 You know I love you. 1320 01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:47,042 Yeah. 1321 01:15:47,126 --> 01:15:49,294 My sweet girl. 1322 01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:52,672 So, I'll be back for my things. 1323 01:15:52,757 --> 01:15:56,551 I will be thinking the best for you. 1324 01:15:56,636 --> 01:15:58,553 So long. 1325 01:15:58,638 --> 01:16:00,555 Take care, Susan. 1326 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,098 Good-bye. 1327 01:16:09,148 --> 01:16:11,066 You have a great time, kids. 1328 01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:12,567 Don't worry about us. 1329 01:16:12,652 --> 01:16:13,985 Bye! 1330 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:21,117 Come here, Bennie. 1331 01:16:31,504 --> 01:16:35,090 At 15, I became an evolutionist, 1332 01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,092 and it all became clear. 1333 01:16:37,176 --> 01:16:39,094 We came from mud, 1334 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:41,596 and after 3.8 billion years of evolution, 1335 01:16:41,681 --> 01:16:44,766 at our core is still mud. 1336 01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:47,602 Nobody can be a divorce lawyer and doubt that. 1337 01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:52,607 We can nail her. 1338 01:16:52,692 --> 01:16:55,610 She's having a black-tie dinner at the house at 8:00 tonight. 1339 01:16:55,695 --> 01:16:58,613 The food critic from the Post called to confirm the time. 1340 01:16:58,698 --> 01:17:00,115 And look at this. 1341 01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:02,117 She sent me this phony exterminator's notice 1342 01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:04,327 saying the house needs to be gassed for termites 1343 01:17:04,412 --> 01:17:06,121 so I'd stay away. 1344 01:17:06,205 --> 01:17:08,123 She can have dinner parties. 1345 01:17:08,207 --> 01:17:10,125 She lied about the exterminator. 1346 01:17:10,209 --> 01:17:12,085 She can lie. 1347 01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:15,130 She took two of my Staffordshire figures. 1348 01:17:15,214 --> 01:17:18,133 Any dealer would give you at least $1,000 for them. 1349 01:17:18,217 --> 01:17:21,136 She is financing her dinner with my things. 1350 01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:23,041 I want to file criminal charges, 1351 01:17:23,044 --> 01:17:24,808 and I want her thrown in jail. 1352 01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:27,309 Unless you have proof, there aren't grounds. 1353 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:28,213 Wait a minute. 1354 01:17:28,216 --> 01:17:30,147 Whose side are you on, anyway? 1355 01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:32,147 Did she get to you, huh? 1356 01:17:32,231 --> 01:17:34,149 Did you bang her? 1357 01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:36,318 Not at all. 1358 01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:38,153 She was great. 1359 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:40,071 She was a gymnast. 1360 01:17:43,034 --> 01:17:45,201 She was? 1361 01:17:45,286 --> 01:17:47,370 Yeah. 1362 01:17:47,455 --> 01:17:49,414 Look, Oliver... 1363 01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:53,209 I lost my train of thought. 1364 01:17:53,294 --> 01:17:55,295 Come on, Gavin, let's have her arrested. 1365 01:17:55,379 --> 01:17:57,339 I don't think you should stay in the house. 1366 01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:59,924 I want to push to sell the house and divide the proceeds. 1367 01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:03,011 No. You're selling me out. 1368 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:05,930 You don't think I got the guts to go to the mat. 1369 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:08,516 You don't want to go to this mat, Oliver. 1370 01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:11,019 Look, I respect you, Oliver. 1371 01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:13,021 You're a professional. I'm a professional. 1372 01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:15,023 As a professional and a friend, 1373 01:18:15,107 --> 01:18:16,907 I'm telling you, one way or another, 1374 01:18:16,910 --> 01:18:18,028 you're going to lose. 1375 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,444 Give it up. 1376 01:18:21,113 --> 01:18:22,906 I understand what you're saying. 1377 01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:28,578 You're fired. 1378 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:37,962 Now, some of the dishes tonight are new. 1379 01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:41,007 Some I've, no doubt, made for you before, 1380 01:18:41,092 --> 01:18:43,468 but they are all my favorite dishes, 1381 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:47,430 as you are all my favorite clients. 1382 01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:54,020 Hello, darling. Sorry I'm late. 1383 01:18:54,105 --> 01:18:56,981 Well, I guess I'd better not sit too close to anybody 1384 01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:59,526 because I have a bit of a cold. 1385 01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:01,319 Ew! 1386 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:08,701 Ah! 1387 01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:16,042 Oh! Oh! 1388 01:19:16,127 --> 01:19:18,545 Now I guess I'll go in and piss on the fish. 1389 01:19:18,629 --> 01:19:20,088 Oh! 1390 01:19:26,554 --> 01:19:28,555 Oliver, these people are my clients. 1391 01:19:28,639 --> 01:19:30,306 You are messing with my business. 1392 01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:33,518 I have the food editor from the Post out there. 1393 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:35,311 Is everything all right? 1394 01:19:39,525 --> 01:19:42,235 I would never humiliate you like this. 1395 01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:44,362 You're not equipped to, honey. 1396 01:19:48,159 --> 01:19:49,200 Aah! 1397 01:19:52,705 --> 01:19:55,540 Leaving so soon, baby doll? 1398 01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:58,001 A family tiff seems to be developing. 1399 01:19:58,085 --> 01:20:00,003 I don't know if we should leave, 1400 01:20:00,087 --> 01:20:03,756 but I definitely advise skipping the fish course. 1401 01:20:14,435 --> 01:20:15,477 No! 1402 01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:28,031 What... What... What are you doing? 1403 01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:30,492 What are you doing? 1404 01:20:30,576 --> 01:20:32,494 Do you see what she's doing? 1405 01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:34,162 Do you see that? 1406 01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:45,590 Huh. 1407 01:21:04,777 --> 01:21:06,236 Aah! 1408 01:21:43,983 --> 01:21:46,651 Get out of the car, hon. 1409 01:21:50,698 --> 01:21:52,782 You're going to have to kill me. 1410 01:21:55,494 --> 01:21:57,620 I mean it, Oliver. 1411 01:21:57,705 --> 01:21:59,998 You don't have the guts. 1412 01:22:00,124 --> 01:22:01,958 Come on. Come on! 1413 01:22:32,615 --> 01:22:34,949 This is absurd. It's just absurd. 1414 01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:58,097 OK, the gloves are off. 1415 01:23:02,061 --> 01:23:04,979 Look, I don't want to create a scene. 1416 01:23:05,064 --> 01:23:07,982 I mean, I live in this neighborhood, too. 1417 01:23:08,067 --> 01:23:10,401 But the gloves are off! 1418 01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:19,452 Chicken shit. 1419 01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:44,310 Your guests would have loved this. 1420 01:23:48,107 --> 01:23:51,442 I expected a little more imagination from you, Ollie. 1421 01:23:56,657 --> 01:23:58,491 Guess I'll go clean up. 1422 01:24:21,181 --> 01:24:22,849 Not the Staffordshires. 1423 01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:28,521 You love them as much as I do. 1424 01:24:28,605 --> 01:24:29,689 More. 1425 01:24:50,377 --> 01:24:51,461 Aah! 1426 01:25:08,061 --> 01:25:10,938 Don't you touch that. 1427 01:25:12,733 --> 01:25:14,609 What are you doing? 1428 01:25:22,201 --> 01:25:23,618 Give that to me. 1429 01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:24,786 Let go! 1430 01:25:24,870 --> 01:25:26,496 Give it to me. Uh! 1431 01:25:36,006 --> 01:25:37,590 Good night. 1432 01:25:59,780 --> 01:26:01,113 Bennie? 1433 01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:04,909 Bennie! 1434 01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:09,789 Bennie! 1435 01:26:19,007 --> 01:26:20,967 That Bermuda high-pressure system in the east 1436 01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:23,469 is keeping hot, sticky weather in the Potomac area. 1437 01:26:23,554 --> 01:26:25,513 Look for a high today of around 92 degrees. 1438 01:26:25,597 --> 01:26:28,015 Not a good day to do strenuous exercise outdoors. 1439 01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:29,876 That's good advice, Morris, 1440 01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:31,878 especially for folks with respiratory problems. 1441 01:26:31,962 --> 01:26:34,121 OK. Well, Sarah Murphy is standing by at the Pentagon 1442 01:26:34,206 --> 01:26:35,857 with a report on whether women 1443 01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:37,859 still find uniforms sexy attire for men. 1444 01:26:37,943 --> 01:26:41,028 So far, it's a pretty normal divorce scenario, 1445 01:26:41,113 --> 01:26:43,030 a few bruises, some broken dishes, 1446 01:26:43,115 --> 01:26:44,991 pissed-on fish. 1447 01:26:45,075 --> 01:26:48,953 But I think you should have a drink for this next part. 1448 01:26:50,581 --> 01:26:52,540 There are two dilemmas 1449 01:26:52,624 --> 01:26:55,793 that rattle the human skull... 1450 01:26:57,796 --> 01:27:02,258 How do you hold on to someone who won't stay? 1451 01:27:02,342 --> 01:27:07,221 And how do you get rid of someone who won't go? 1452 01:27:56,188 --> 01:27:58,397 I opened a great old one 1453 01:27:58,482 --> 01:27:59,982 to let it breathe. 1454 01:28:05,697 --> 01:28:07,365 You look beautiful. 1455 01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:09,617 I feel good. 1456 01:28:09,701 --> 01:28:10,993 I do, too. 1457 01:28:11,078 --> 01:28:12,787 I think the Larrabee confirmation hearing 1458 01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:14,455 went very well today. 1459 01:28:17,042 --> 01:28:20,628 I was surprised, happily surprised 1460 01:28:20,712 --> 01:28:22,546 by your invitation. 1461 01:28:24,216 --> 01:28:26,133 Thank you for the wine. 1462 01:28:26,218 --> 01:28:28,302 I hope it's not poisoned. 1463 01:28:40,565 --> 01:28:42,066 Same here. 1464 01:29:21,106 --> 01:29:24,025 We've made a mess of things, Oliver. 1465 01:29:24,109 --> 01:29:25,443 Yes, we sure have. 1466 01:29:25,527 --> 01:29:28,362 I want to start living a normal life again. 1467 01:29:28,447 --> 01:29:30,364 I do, too, Barbara. 1468 01:29:30,449 --> 01:29:32,867 Sitting here like this, 1469 01:29:32,951 --> 01:29:36,162 it's hard to believe we can't be happy. 1470 01:29:36,246 --> 01:29:38,372 We can be happy, 1471 01:29:38,457 --> 01:29:40,541 just not together. 1472 01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:42,877 I want to ask you one last time 1473 01:29:42,961 --> 01:29:44,462 to leave. 1474 01:29:46,465 --> 01:29:48,049 I can't do that. 1475 01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:49,258 I won't. 1476 01:29:50,969 --> 01:29:52,887 You make so much money, Oliver. 1477 01:29:52,971 --> 01:29:54,889 You can buy another house. 1478 01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:56,557 You can replace everything. 1479 01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:57,808 Except you. 1480 01:29:57,893 --> 01:30:01,812 You may find this hard to believe, 1481 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:04,440 but I still love you. 1482 01:30:04,524 --> 01:30:06,984 I still 1483 01:30:07,069 --> 01:30:08,903 want you. 1484 01:30:10,989 --> 01:30:12,740 I find it hard to believe. 1485 01:30:12,824 --> 01:30:15,951 I think what you can't believe is that I don't want you. 1486 01:30:18,163 --> 01:30:20,915 Well, I... Yeah, I have a problem with that. 1487 01:30:20,999 --> 01:30:22,875 I mean, I think I'm a good person 1488 01:30:22,959 --> 01:30:24,919 as people go, and... 1489 01:30:26,671 --> 01:30:28,756 What can we do to patch things up? 1490 01:30:31,510 --> 01:30:33,260 I don't know. 1491 01:30:33,345 --> 01:30:34,386 Tell me. 1492 01:30:34,471 --> 01:30:35,596 I can't. 1493 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:36,680 Please. 1494 01:30:36,765 --> 01:30:38,432 I don't know. 1495 01:30:38,517 --> 01:30:39,934 Please tell me. 1496 01:30:40,018 --> 01:30:41,685 Please. Just tell me... 1497 01:30:41,770 --> 01:30:43,020 Stop it! 1498 01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:48,400 I guess you don't want to talk about it. 1499 01:30:48,485 --> 01:30:50,903 No, I don't want to talk about it. 1500 01:30:50,987 --> 01:30:54,406 Oliver, if you don't get out of here now, 1501 01:30:54,491 --> 01:30:58,661 you have no idea how far I'll go. 1502 01:30:58,745 --> 01:31:00,454 How far? Tell me. 1503 01:31:00,539 --> 01:31:02,061 Sure, we've been horrible to each other, 1504 01:31:02,064 --> 01:31:02,917 but we had something. 1505 01:31:02,999 --> 01:31:04,625 We still do. 1506 01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:06,794 We haven't passed any point of no return. 1507 01:31:07,754 --> 01:31:09,296 I have. 1508 01:31:09,381 --> 01:31:10,923 I'm not convinced. 1509 01:31:11,007 --> 01:31:13,467 Nobody who makes pate this good 1510 01:31:13,552 --> 01:31:15,386 can be all bad. 1511 01:31:20,016 --> 01:31:25,104 That depends on what the pate is made of. 1512 01:31:34,406 --> 01:31:35,698 Woof. 1513 01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:47,084 Bennie? 1514 01:31:49,588 --> 01:31:53,507 A good dog to the last bite. 1515 01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,808 God damn you! 1516 01:32:05,145 --> 01:32:06,353 Jesus Christ! 1517 01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:00,908 I'll give you the chandelier. 1518 01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:04,620 Uh! 1519 01:33:17,926 --> 01:33:19,760 Barbara. 1520 01:33:19,844 --> 01:33:22,638 Oh, shit! 1521 01:33:22,722 --> 01:33:24,265 You can't get out. 1522 01:33:24,349 --> 01:33:26,934 I'm going to find you, sweetness. 1523 01:33:27,018 --> 01:33:30,437 I know this house too well! 1524 01:33:30,522 --> 01:33:32,940 Where the hell is she? 1525 01:33:46,079 --> 01:33:47,246 Uh... 1526 01:33:51,668 --> 01:33:53,252 Uh! 1527 01:34:09,769 --> 01:34:13,314 Ooh! Ooh! 1528 01:34:14,566 --> 01:34:16,358 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 1529 01:34:16,443 --> 01:34:17,860 Ooh! Ooh! 1530 01:34:17,944 --> 01:34:19,445 Ah! 1531 01:34:51,895 --> 01:34:53,187 Uh! 1532 01:34:54,105 --> 01:34:55,481 Ugh! 1533 01:34:58,818 --> 01:35:02,112 Uh! 1534 01:35:02,197 --> 01:35:04,031 I guess I'm on top now, huh? 1535 01:35:04,115 --> 01:35:05,824 And you're helpless. 1536 01:35:05,909 --> 01:35:08,952 I can do anything I want. 1537 01:35:09,037 --> 01:35:11,497 Stop it! I mean it! Stop it! 1538 01:35:11,915 --> 01:35:13,791 Ohh, ohh, ohh. 1539 01:35:15,627 --> 01:35:18,587 Oh, God. Oh, you smell so darn sweet. 1540 01:35:19,756 --> 01:35:20,964 Oh, oh, oh. 1541 01:35:21,049 --> 01:35:22,383 Oh, Barbie. 1542 01:35:22,467 --> 01:35:23,884 Oh, I need this, Barbie. 1543 01:35:23,968 --> 01:35:24,968 Yeah. 1544 01:35:25,053 --> 01:35:26,303 God, don't talk! 1545 01:35:26,388 --> 01:35:29,473 Don't talk! 1546 01:35:29,557 --> 01:35:33,560 Oh, I want to say hello to the Bald Avenger, please. 1547 01:35:33,645 --> 01:35:34,895 Oh, ooh! 1548 01:35:34,979 --> 01:35:37,064 Ohh! Ohh! 1549 01:35:37,148 --> 01:35:39,566 You haven't called him that in years. 1550 01:35:39,651 --> 01:35:41,110 Ohh! Ohh! 1551 01:35:41,194 --> 01:35:42,778 Ohh! Ohh! Mmm! Mmm! 1552 01:35:42,862 --> 01:35:44,738 Oh, Barbara! 1553 01:35:47,575 --> 01:35:49,368 Oh, yes! 1554 01:35:50,036 --> 01:35:52,329 Ohh! Ohh! 1555 01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:55,082 Ohh... Oh, Barbara. 1556 01:35:55,166 --> 01:35:56,917 Ohh, Barb... 1557 01:35:57,001 --> 01:35:58,544 Aah! 1558 01:35:58,628 --> 01:36:00,921 Oh, God! Jesus! 1559 01:36:01,005 --> 01:36:03,006 Oh, God! 1560 01:36:03,633 --> 01:36:05,634 Oh! Oh! 1561 01:36:05,718 --> 01:36:06,927 Oh... 1562 01:36:09,347 --> 01:36:10,681 Ugh! 1563 01:36:18,523 --> 01:36:21,483 Was it as good for you as it was for me? 1564 01:36:32,996 --> 01:36:35,998 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 1565 01:36:36,082 --> 01:36:37,958 Ooh! Ah! Ah! 1566 01:36:38,042 --> 01:36:39,918 Ooh... 1567 01:36:44,549 --> 01:36:46,091 Ahh... 1568 01:37:04,903 --> 01:37:07,571 Oh, what's going on here? 1569 01:37:30,595 --> 01:37:32,012 Oh... 1570 01:37:32,096 --> 01:37:33,430 God. 1571 01:37:35,433 --> 01:37:36,683 Ugh! 1572 01:37:36,768 --> 01:37:37,768 Oh. 1573 01:37:42,398 --> 01:37:44,358 Oh, I'm sorry. 1574 01:37:44,442 --> 01:37:47,110 I thought you were Barbara. 1575 01:37:47,195 --> 01:37:49,363 Mr. Rose, what's going on here? 1576 01:37:49,447 --> 01:37:51,532 Are you OK? 1577 01:37:51,616 --> 01:37:53,367 I'm fine. 1578 01:37:53,451 --> 01:37:54,826 Fine. 1579 01:37:54,911 --> 01:37:56,870 Listen, Susan, 1580 01:37:56,955 --> 01:37:59,831 I'm in the middle of something now. 1581 01:37:59,916 --> 01:38:02,376 I really can't talk about it. 1582 01:38:02,460 --> 01:38:04,336 Just let me get the door for you. 1583 01:38:04,420 --> 01:38:06,380 Is Mrs. Rose all right? 1584 01:38:06,464 --> 01:38:08,048 Yes. She's fine. 1585 01:38:08,132 --> 01:38:10,884 Where is she? Is she OK? 1586 01:38:10,969 --> 01:38:12,886 You're sure she's all right? 1587 01:38:12,971 --> 01:38:15,389 Barbara, Susan's here. 1588 01:38:15,473 --> 01:38:18,392 She wants to know if you're OK. 1589 01:38:18,476 --> 01:38:19,977 Never better. 1590 01:38:23,982 --> 01:38:26,900 Thank you for dropping by, Susan. 1591 01:38:26,985 --> 01:38:29,236 Come outside with me, Mr. Rose. 1592 01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:31,154 Let's go. 1593 01:38:35,994 --> 01:38:38,078 Wait a minute. I forgot something. 1594 01:38:38,162 --> 01:38:39,997 What? 1595 01:38:40,081 --> 01:38:42,583 Barbara. 1596 01:38:42,667 --> 01:38:43,709 No! 1597 01:38:43,793 --> 01:38:45,419 Mr. Rose. 1598 01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:46,920 Mr. Rose! 1599 01:38:48,506 --> 01:38:49,840 Oh, no. 1600 01:38:52,010 --> 01:38:53,552 Oh, my God. 1601 01:38:53,636 --> 01:38:55,762 Mrs. Rose... 1602 01:39:17,827 --> 01:39:22,456 Only 1603 01:39:22,540 --> 01:39:29,421 You 1604 01:39:31,007 --> 01:39:33,383 Can 1605 01:39:45,396 --> 01:39:47,439 Can... 1606 01:39:48,191 --> 01:39:49,816 Ha ha ha ha! 1607 01:39:49,901 --> 01:39:52,486 What fresh hell is this? 1608 01:39:53,279 --> 01:39:55,113 Uh... 1609 01:39:58,534 --> 01:40:01,995 Only 1610 01:40:03,831 --> 01:40:06,249 You 1611 01:40:09,629 --> 01:40:12,089 Can 1612 01:40:27,105 --> 01:40:29,439 Hi. 1613 01:40:32,610 --> 01:40:35,070 I brought you a surprise. 1614 01:41:20,074 --> 01:41:23,076 Nah nah nah nah nah nah 1615 01:41:25,997 --> 01:41:27,998 You are a jerk. 1616 01:41:34,672 --> 01:41:37,549 Tell you what... 1617 01:41:37,633 --> 01:41:40,594 You say it's mine, 1618 01:41:40,678 --> 01:41:44,181 and you can have everything in this house. 1619 01:41:44,265 --> 01:41:46,683 OK. 1620 01:41:47,602 --> 01:41:49,644 It's mine. 1621 01:42:20,802 --> 01:42:22,469 Ah! Ah! Oh! 1622 01:42:22,553 --> 01:42:23,804 Barbara. 1623 01:42:24,889 --> 01:42:27,015 Oh... Oh... 1624 01:42:27,099 --> 01:42:28,809 Barbara... Barbara, I'm sorry. 1625 01:42:28,893 --> 01:42:30,644 Are you all right? You OK? 1626 01:42:30,728 --> 01:42:31,937 You OK? 1627 01:42:32,021 --> 01:42:33,021 Ah! 1628 01:42:37,735 --> 01:42:38,735 Ya! 1629 01:42:41,030 --> 01:42:44,741 Uh! 1630 01:43:09,934 --> 01:43:13,603 Ugh! 1631 01:43:16,315 --> 01:43:18,859 Well, well, well. 1632 01:43:21,028 --> 01:43:23,905 I'd be glad to help you 1633 01:43:23,990 --> 01:43:26,575 in exchange for the house. 1634 01:43:26,659 --> 01:43:28,493 No. 1635 01:43:28,578 --> 01:43:30,370 Please don't break the terrazzo floor 1636 01:43:30,454 --> 01:43:32,038 when you land. 1637 01:43:40,756 --> 01:43:43,633 Oh! That's better. 1638 01:43:49,015 --> 01:43:52,350 I'm going to save you whether you like it or not. 1639 01:43:52,435 --> 01:43:54,519 That won't work. 1640 01:43:55,897 --> 01:43:58,940 It's too heavy. It'll pull you off. 1641 01:43:59,025 --> 01:44:00,066 It'll work. 1642 01:44:02,278 --> 01:44:04,487 Ugh! 1643 01:44:06,532 --> 01:44:08,116 Hmm! 1644 01:44:16,375 --> 01:44:18,793 Uh! Uh! 1645 01:44:18,920 --> 01:44:20,378 Oliver. 1646 01:44:21,672 --> 01:44:22,672 Uh! 1647 01:44:36,228 --> 01:44:37,479 Uh... 1648 01:44:37,563 --> 01:44:38,897 Almost. 1649 01:44:41,025 --> 01:44:43,485 All right. All right. 1650 01:44:43,569 --> 01:44:45,987 I think I can swing this over 1651 01:44:46,072 --> 01:44:47,989 to the balcony. 1652 01:44:48,074 --> 01:44:51,576 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 1653 01:44:51,661 --> 01:44:53,495 I loosened the bolt. 1654 01:44:53,579 --> 01:44:55,997 I was going to drop it on you. 1655 01:44:56,290 --> 01:44:57,332 Ooh. 1656 01:44:57,416 --> 01:44:59,209 Oh, that's a good one. 1657 01:45:06,384 --> 01:45:07,634 Gavin! 1658 01:45:07,718 --> 01:45:10,512 Gavin. 1659 01:45:10,596 --> 01:45:13,014 Susan, let me stop the car first. 1660 01:45:13,099 --> 01:45:14,516 Thank God you're here. 1661 01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:16,476 I thought you'd never arrive. 1662 01:45:16,560 --> 01:45:18,019 They're in there, 1663 01:45:18,104 --> 01:45:19,270 and they're over the edge. 1664 01:45:20,940 --> 01:45:23,483 I guess at this point, there's no reason 1665 01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:26,194 to be anything but absolutely honest. 1666 01:45:26,278 --> 01:45:29,364 Through all that's happened, 1667 01:45:29,448 --> 01:45:31,491 I always loved you. 1668 01:45:34,120 --> 01:45:35,620 I know. 1669 01:45:37,957 --> 01:45:39,958 And through all this 1670 01:45:41,794 --> 01:45:45,088 you loved me, too, didn't you? 1671 01:45:52,930 --> 01:45:55,223 Get that, would you, Oliver? 1672 01:45:57,351 --> 01:45:58,393 No? 1673 01:45:58,477 --> 01:45:59,728 No. No, no, no. 1674 01:45:59,812 --> 01:46:00,979 OK. We go in. 1675 01:46:02,940 --> 01:46:04,107 Uh! 1676 01:46:04,567 --> 01:46:06,401 Oh, my God. 1677 01:46:06,485 --> 01:46:08,153 Oliver! 1678 01:46:08,237 --> 01:46:10,363 Barbara! 1679 01:46:10,448 --> 01:46:11,614 Gavin! Gavin! 1680 01:46:11,699 --> 01:46:13,700 Gavin, get a ladder! 1681 01:46:13,784 --> 01:46:15,326 OK! 1682 01:46:17,288 --> 01:46:18,413 Ohh... 1683 01:46:18,497 --> 01:46:21,499 I knew everything would be all right. 1684 01:46:27,256 --> 01:46:28,506 No! No! 1685 01:46:30,051 --> 01:46:34,929 Gavin! 1686 01:46:35,765 --> 01:46:37,265 Gavin! Gavin! 1687 01:46:44,023 --> 01:46:45,940 We're going to be all right. 1688 01:46:46,025 --> 01:46:47,817 You see those two wires? 1689 01:46:47,902 --> 01:46:49,569 Yeah. 1690 01:46:49,653 --> 01:46:53,990 Each of them can hold at least 200 pounds. 1691 01:47:34,990 --> 01:47:39,744 Aah! 1692 01:48:07,648 --> 01:48:08,940 We're coming! 1693 01:49:12,171 --> 01:49:14,088 Oh, my God. 1694 01:49:14,173 --> 01:49:15,965 They're dead. 1695 01:49:36,654 --> 01:49:38,738 Some story, huh? 1696 01:49:43,702 --> 01:49:45,620 What's the moral, 1697 01:49:45,704 --> 01:49:48,456 other than dog people should marry dog people 1698 01:49:48,540 --> 01:49:51,042 and cat people should marry cat people? 1699 01:49:52,878 --> 01:49:54,212 I don't know. 1700 01:49:56,173 --> 01:49:58,132 Could be just this. 1701 01:49:58,217 --> 01:50:02,553 A civilized divorce is a contradiction in terms. 1702 01:50:04,723 --> 01:50:06,488 Maybe because of what happened, 1703 01:50:06,491 --> 01:50:08,144 I've become too traditional. 1704 01:50:08,227 --> 01:50:10,144 Maybe it's not natural 1705 01:50:10,229 --> 01:50:12,814 to stay married to one person for life. 1706 01:50:12,898 --> 01:50:14,816 My parents did it. 1707 01:50:14,900 --> 01:50:16,859 63 years, 1708 01:50:16,944 --> 01:50:19,612 a few of them good. 1709 01:50:23,701 --> 01:50:26,160 So, look. Here it is. 1710 01:50:26,287 --> 01:50:28,955 We can begin. 1711 01:50:29,039 --> 01:50:31,457 When it comes to your wife, 1712 01:50:31,542 --> 01:50:33,459 I'm going to urge you 1713 01:50:33,544 --> 01:50:37,463 to be generous to the point of night sweats 1714 01:50:37,548 --> 01:50:39,966 because the all-important thing here 1715 01:50:40,050 --> 01:50:42,468 is to get you through this 1716 01:50:42,553 --> 01:50:44,470 as quickly and cleanly as possible 1717 01:50:44,555 --> 01:50:47,473 so that you can begin rebuilding your life. 1718 01:50:47,558 --> 01:50:48,891 OK? 1719 01:50:51,061 --> 01:50:52,520 Or, 1720 01:50:56,400 --> 01:51:00,486 you can get up and go home 1721 01:51:00,571 --> 01:51:05,992 and try to find some shred of what you once loved 1722 01:51:06,076 --> 01:51:10,246 about the sweetheart of your youth. 1723 01:51:14,585 --> 01:51:16,919 It's your life. 1724 01:51:19,923 --> 01:51:21,591 Take a minute. 1725 01:51:57,628 --> 01:51:59,545 Hi. What are you doing? 1726 01:51:59,630 --> 01:52:01,339 I'm coming home. Love you.