1 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,240 [Billie] I've got your scraps. 2 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,440 -[grunts] -Ah-ah-ah. What's the magic word? 3 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,720 -I love you. -Good boy. 4 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,360 I always knew when you left, you'd come back to me. 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,120 Please let me sleep in the house. 6 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,880 This isn't fair, you can't keep me in here forever. 7 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:28,960 [Billie] It's not that simple, Nicky. 8 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,560 You see, we have the small problem of everyone hating you. 9 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,800 Like, hates your guts. 10 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,200 They wish you were dead, more than Josie. 11 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,800 It's only a matter of time, but we can't rush things. 12 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:38,960 -I'll let you know. -[Nicky] Wait-- 13 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,160 [curtain rustles] 14 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:41,720 [door creaking] 15 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,440 Josie, thank God. 16 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:44,600 We have to rush. 17 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,120 I've run the calculations, and you're ovulating. 18 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,560 -No, I'm not. -[Seb] Yes, you are. 19 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,120 I wouldn't be a very thoughtful husband if I didn't track your cycle. 20 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,720 I've checked the viscosity of your discharge, 21 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,080 and you're definitely ovulating. 22 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,680 This is your fertile peak for the next 24 hours. 23 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:57,800 You're perfectly breedable. 24 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,000 Well, what can I say? 25 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,640 Your data's wrong. 26 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,520 I'm on my period. 27 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,160 -[paper crinkling] -[Seb grunts] 28 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,000 Why is menstrual maths so complicated? 29 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,280 This is exactly why The Guardian thinks we need more women in STEM. 30 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:14,600 Leave! 31 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,840 Uh, Dev? 32 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:25,440 Is there a problem? 33 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,440 I'm just not sure I can work with this. 34 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,240 You noticed? I'm sorry. 35 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,240 It's nothing to do with you. 36 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,720 I totally fancy you, it's not that at all. 37 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,440 I didn't think it was. 38 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:41,040 And I'm usually your rock down there, you-you know? 39 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,840 But, um... 40 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,000 Can I, can I be honest? 41 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:50,000 -I guess I'm just feeling a little off. -Oh, dear. 42 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,920 Do you think it's because you're not contributing to the house? 43 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,280 -Well, I brought Lisa, didn't I? -Hmm. 44 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:00,280 I'm just not sure how a boat factors into our everyday lives. 45 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,680 Don't be silly, Deb. 46 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,280 The Lovely Lisa's a beautiful old girl. 47 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,160 She's the last time I truly felt like a man. 48 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,280 Captain of my own ship, you know? 49 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,760 She's going to help me find myself. 50 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,680 Are you sure you didn't find yourself at work, 51 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:15,960 but you've just forgotten? 52 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,160 Where was the last place you left yourself? 53 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,080 It's always the last place you look. 54 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,400 Maybe you could retrace your steps 55 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,720 in your office at Drayton Hicks. 56 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,240 Honestly, not a day goes by I don't think about it. 57 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,120 They even offered me that promotion. 58 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,800 A team leader role, head of communications. 59 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,280 They called yesterday and offered me more money, but... 60 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:36,720 But what, darling? 61 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,080 I'm just not that man anymore. 62 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,040 Brilliant news, girls. 63 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,360 Dev's going back to work. 64 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,560 -What?! -Yep. 65 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,480 Heard it straight from the horse's mouth. 66 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,960 Just needs a little push to find his confidence. 67 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,480 Tomorrow morning, we're going to get the old Dev back. 68 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:55,880 But we didn't even like the old Dev. 69 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,840 Yeah, neither did I, but the new one's a lot worse. 70 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,480 [♪ bright, upbeat music playing] 71 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,240 [indistinct chatter] 72 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:09,600 [Billie] What? 73 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,080 -Where the fuck's the boat gone? -[Dev] It was collected this morning 74 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,160 to be dropped at the docks, so it's ready for us. 75 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,920 You didn't say we were going on the bloody boat! 76 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,120 So, you coming to help get Dev's manhood back? 77 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,040 I'm going to fucking have to now, aren't I? 78 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,520 You're coming as well? That's great. 79 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,240 Now we're just waiting for Josie and Seb. 80 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,440 Wait for me! Wait for me. 81 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,040 I'm hoping the seasickness might discombobulate him 82 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,640 out of trying to conceive. 83 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:34,960 He knows I'm ovulating. 84 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,800 He's so determined, when he comes inside me, 85 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,320 he's started chanting, "Get in there, my son." 86 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,240 [Billie] You could just tell him you don't want to have his baby. 87 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,880 You know, confront him, tell the truth. 88 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,280 Some people can't handle the truth. 89 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,800 Yeah, you. 90 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,240 [car horn honks] 91 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:49,480 [Dev] Come on, gang! 92 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,360 [laughing] Here she is. 93 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,080 Oh, I can't tell you how wonderful it feels 94 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,200 to be back on top of The Lovely Lisa. 95 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,440 You really need both of those? 96 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,240 Can't be too careful. I'm carrying precious cargo. 97 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,520 [Dev] Would the ladies like some help? 98 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,120 Uh, no, thanks. 99 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,480 These are heavy, we'll wait for Deb. 100 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,600 What the bloody hell are you doing? 101 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,760 Don't undermine that man. 102 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,040 I spent all morning working on his confidence. 103 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,320 I don't see why it's our job to do that, you broke him. 104 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,000 -I didn't break Dev. -[Billie] You did. 105 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,520 Think about it, he was a successful, upstanding man, 106 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,800 and then he met us three horsewomen of the apocalypse 107 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,320 and we've torn his life apart, limb from limb. 108 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,480 You've castrated him, chopped his balls off, 109 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,600 paraded them around in front of him 110 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,720 like a pair of tarnished earrings from TK Maxx. 111 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,840 He's a shell of a man. 112 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,600 And you've shucked out all of his insides with a knife and a little bit of lemon. 113 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,040 And today, we're reminding that shell 114 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,680 that he's an upstanding man who brings an income into the house 115 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,200 and he's a team captain. 116 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,200 If he can be captain here, 117 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:48,480 he can be captain of communications at Drayton Hicks. 118 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,280 Cooee! Captain Dev! 119 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,640 [Billie] She's fucking desperate. 120 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,080 It's dead. 121 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:59,720 Oh, my handsome captain. Suits you. 122 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,600 King of all you survey, Captain of the seven seas. 123 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,960 We could do this every weekend, if you went back to work. 124 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,640 Ready to set sail, my first mate? 125 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,920 Anchors away. 126 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,520 [both moan] 127 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,080 [engine cranks] 128 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,360 [engine cranks] 129 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,400 That's weird. 130 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,080 First time that's happened to me, actually. 131 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,520 Never mind, Lisa always did like a warm-up first. 132 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,000 -Have you tried putting the keys-- -Have you tried putting 133 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,520 the keys in and turning the engine on? 134 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,640 Yeah. 135 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:32,880 I'm out of ideas. 136 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,200 Oh, no. 137 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,560 Just when I was starting to feel like myself again. 138 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,840 Maybe we should all go home. 139 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,280 I'm afraid I may not be captain after all. 140 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:42,760 No, no, no. It's alright. 141 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,200 We can stay on the boat and enjoy it from the dock. 142 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,480 It's the best view anyway, to watch Captain Dev in action. 143 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,560 Hold this thing. 144 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:50,960 I need to focus. 145 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,360 [Billie] I'll take this, then. 146 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,600 Captain Billie. 147 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,040 Look at all this. 148 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,920 The beauty. 149 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:02,440 The view's not bad either. 150 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,360 I've always wanted to conceive our son at sea, 151 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,800 since I found out that was an option. 152 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,160 -You feeling seasick yet? -No. 153 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,560 Taken all my pills. 154 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,200 In fact... 155 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,800 the rocking motion of the boat could help stimulate forward momentum 156 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,320 to ensure fertilization. 157 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,920 Imagine, my little sperm and your little egg. 158 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,880 Don't know about you, but I think it's about time those two meet. 159 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,320 Seb, can you give me a hand, please? 160 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:30,680 Goodbye, my son. 161 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,440 Until we meet again. 162 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,800 [smacks] 163 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,720 Sorry. It's, uh, hormones. 164 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,520 [♪ light, upbeat music playing] 165 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,600 Face it, Mum. He's a goner. 166 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,760 [Josie] Agreed. 167 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,080 Sack off this whole boat thing and just send him to counseling. 168 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,960 Lower your fucking voice. 169 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,800 Under no circumstances will Dev be going to therapy. 170 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,880 We don't need a frigid bitch with a lanyard 171 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,200 telling Dev that he's enough. 172 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:07,120 The fact is he's not. Unless he goes back to his job. 173 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,080 I'll just have to retrieve his manhood the old fashioned way. 174 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,400 How? 175 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:12,920 My feminine wiles. 176 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,920 -Your what? -[Deb] You know, my wiles. 177 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,560 They've never let me down before. 178 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:21,120 My wiles get us food to eat and keep the bailiff sweet. 179 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,000 [engine cranks] 180 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,440 Lisa's never let me down like this before. 181 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,320 Oh, bother, what a useless bitch she is. 182 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,160 Well, we don't need to be moving 183 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,720 for me to imagine you as captain of the ship. 184 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,840 -[lips smack] -Come away from the wheel, Dev. 185 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,360 [Deb thuds] 186 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,800 She just won't fucking start. 187 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,880 She won't fucking start! 188 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,480 You're not really talking about the boat, are you, mate? 189 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,920 If he's playing hard to get, it's working. 190 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,400 The man is impenetrable. 191 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,480 Do you think it might be because you let yourself go? 192 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,240 I haven't let myself go. 193 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:01,800 Well, when was the last time you wore mascara? 194 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,000 Uh, she's released herself from the shackles 195 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,400 of the patriarchy. 196 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,920 I'm proud of you, Mum, I really am. 197 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,440 Oh, my God, Billie. I've let myself go. 198 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,560 You've forgotten who you are. 199 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,080 A glorious, sexy woman, 200 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,120 but she's trapped inside a haggard old wench. 201 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,160 Fish into your purse and get some lippy out, 202 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,480 for God's sake, woman, 203 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,720 and while you're rooting around in there, 204 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,480 see if you can find Dev's balls! 205 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,440 I am nothing without my feminine wiles. 206 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:25,560 Oh, Mum. 207 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,120 I'm so glad I'm young. 208 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,080 Where do you think you are going? 209 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:36,920 Captain's quarters, 210 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,280 to see if there's a problem with the engine. 211 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,040 -Right, well, you can't do that. -[Dev] Why not? 212 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,280 Captain's orders. You can't go down there. 213 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,560 But it'll only be a minute. 214 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,160 Right, you two, off the boat. It's cursed. 215 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,040 The whole trip is cursed. 216 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,480 I think we should all leave before things get any worse. 217 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,800 Billie, please! 218 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,960 There are some serious things us men need to discuss. 219 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,840 I can't get the engine going, no matter how hard I try, 220 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,000 if you catch my drift. 221 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,200 Yeah. 222 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,200 Okay. 223 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,720 I understand. The engine is your cock. 224 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:07,840 Yeah. 225 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,400 I can't relate, though. I've never had that problem. 226 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,720 It's like my dick is a compass, and Josie's true north. 227 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,320 -Right. -[Seb] Look at us. 228 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,760 Two men talking. 229 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,680 Isn't it great when two men speak? Real things happen. 230 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,960 Imagine if all men talked about their feelings. 231 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,040 We'd be unstoppable! 232 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:24,920 I'm so glad we had this talk. 233 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,600 Oh, no, no, no, wait. What am I going to do? 234 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:29,840 I'm supposed to be Deb's protector, to-to satisfy her. 235 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,480 Am I even a man anymore? 236 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:33,960 The most important thing 237 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,680 is to never let any of the girls find out 238 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,040 we had this conversation. 239 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,760 They look to us as leaders. They mustn't see weakness. 240 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,680 So, what should I do? 241 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,720 Well, Dev, you simply have to get that boat started 242 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,520 or she's going to find someone else who can start the boat. 243 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:48,760 You're right. 244 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,960 No one can know. 245 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,720 [Dev exclaims] 246 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,240 Don't worry, I won't tell anyone your dick's broken. 247 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:02,720 [♪ upbeat music playing] 248 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:08,240 A stowaway? Billie, explain yourself. 249 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,120 I always knew there'd be a mutiny. 250 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,680 I just didn't expect it to be before we'd even left the dock. 251 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,960 Oh, he just needs somewhere to lie low for a bit. 252 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,360 He's realized he loves me and wants to be with me, 253 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:18,880 it's as simple as that. 254 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,400 I'm telling you, he's changed. Haven't you, Nicky? 255 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,480 Hmm? 256 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,800 -Wha-- Yes, absolutely. -[Josie] I can't believe this! 257 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,360 He ditched you immediately after you had your abortion. 258 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,640 He put you in debt and he ran away to Manchester! 259 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,880 Look at him. He's ripped! 260 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,800 Sorry, I know that's not the point, but it needs to be said. 261 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,080 I'm telling you, he's changed. 262 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,520 Tell them about your plans for our future together, baby. 263 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,240 Uh, yeah, big plans. 264 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,080 Just give him a chance. People can change, trust me. 265 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,240 [Seb] Why should we? 266 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,960 We've already got enough testosterone between me and Dev, 267 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,040 thank you very much. 268 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,680 Don't need anyone dragging down the group average. 269 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,000 You think I'm not manly enough? 270 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,800 I'm never going to like you, Nicky. 271 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,400 There's two men on this boat. 272 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,240 And if me and Dev were going to bring a third into our relationship... 273 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,880 [chuckles] certainly wouldn't be asking you. 274 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,600 Seb's right. 275 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,320 Dev is man enough for everyone. 276 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,800 And that's better. 277 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,040 What do you think, Dev, as captain? 278 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,000 Do we give Nicky a second chance? 279 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,680 Well, the decision is a tricky one. 280 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,640 It's not hard, is it? 281 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:21,520 Is it really, Dev? 282 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:25,320 Now, let's be diplomatic about this. 283 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:29,040 Nicky can have the day to prove he's changed 284 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,280 and if by the end of the day he hasn't, 285 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:32,720 he can walk the plank. 286 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,920 By which, I mean he can take the bus, 287 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,960 because we're not giving him a lift home. 288 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,440 He can't go in the bunk, though. 289 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,960 Me and Josie will be getting busy in there. 290 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,560 Josie's ovulating. Trying for a baby. 291 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,760 [snickers] Seriously? 292 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,360 I know, it is preposterous, isn't it? 293 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,360 -Why? -Well, if you're old enough to have a kid, 294 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,800 that would make me a grandmother, and that's nonsense. 295 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,520 Right? Preposterous. 296 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,080 I don't see the issue, Deb. 297 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:02,520 I'm not old enough to be a grandmother, obviously. 298 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,800 Totally preposterous. 299 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,400 I'm barely a mother. 300 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,560 [Josie] Absolutely. 301 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,760 In fact, I wouldn't call you a mother at all. 302 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,960 Thank you, darling. 303 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,320 [duck quacking] 304 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,240 If you want to stay, you just need to do what you do best 305 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,720 to get in the good books, play to what they want to hear. 306 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,080 -What do I say? -Tell Mum she looks young. 307 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,800 You might need to speak up, though, 'cause she's senile. 308 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,520 And tell Josie she's the most traumatized, 309 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,360 misunderstood girl in the world. 310 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,600 Don't give her too much eye contact, though, 311 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,040 because she's not used to it and she'll panic. 312 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,120 -It's a lot to remember. -[Billie] Flirt with 'em. 313 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,560 Fill their shallow heads with barefaced lies. 314 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,680 Not like when you're telling me the truth 315 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,080 about my singing career and your best mate's 316 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,280 a record producer and together you're going to make me a star. 317 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,120 Alright, I'll do my best. It's not going to be easy. 318 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,240 -Thank you. -[Nicky] What about the boys? 319 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,920 Surely, they're not going to fall for that. 320 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,840 You really think I'd be an amazing dad? 321 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,520 The best. You know, with some people you can just tell. 322 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,680 I totally get that with you. 323 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,760 Um, you're glowing. [chuckles] 324 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,520 Wow. [laughs] 325 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,680 It's just so much pressure. 326 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,200 You were born to be a dad. 327 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,760 This is your time. You just need to assert your confidence. 328 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,040 Yeah. 329 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,960 Yeah, you're right. 330 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,120 I just need to go up to Josie and say, 331 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,000 "Baby, let's get in that bunk and make me a daddy." 332 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,160 Yes. 333 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:22,400 If I was half the man either of you two are, I'd be lucky. 334 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:27,880 Captain Nicky. 335 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,640 -Has a ring to it. -[Nicky chuckles] 336 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,360 -You alright there, Dev? -I can see what you're up to, 337 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,680 and I'm not falling for it! 338 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:39,840 Hmm. 339 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,880 You want some help there, mate? 340 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,320 Or should we have a chat with Deb about how you can't get 341 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,640 the engine started? 342 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,640 No, thank you. I can do it. 343 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,160 [lips smacking] 344 00:13:58,520 --> 00:13:59,720 How did it go? 345 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,080 It's like I'm their god. 346 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,240 You're a genius. 347 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,360 I'm telling you, he's changed. 348 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,040 We've faced reality. Billie Bar is over. 349 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,200 Oh, thank God. 350 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,880 It's now Billie's Bar. 351 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,600 Cabaret bar, but with me covering Disney classics. 352 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,000 I'm going to do that thing where I sing and lean back on the piano. 353 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,880 -But you can't sing. -Yeah, I thought that, too, 354 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,960 until Nicky told me I sound like Amy Winehouse. 355 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,520 He's amazing. 356 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,880 Just be careful. 357 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,360 Or one day, you might end up married to a man 358 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,880 so hellbent on conceiving his son 359 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,120 even his crippling motion sickness won't stop him. 360 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,200 [Seb] Baby! 361 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,800 Let's get in that bunk and make me a daddy! 362 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,200 In a second, darling! 363 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,520 I don't want him to be a dad. 364 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,880 Almost as much as I don't want to be a mum. 365 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,360 Maybe you just need to go in there and be really confident. 366 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,720 Men talk a big game, but really they're scared, little babies. 367 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,800 He'll panic. 368 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,440 But how do I appear more sexually confident? 369 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,720 Use your wiles. 370 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,080 I don't have any wiles. 371 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,840 Yes, you do! Show some skin. 372 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,640 Come on, let's get this off. 373 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,120 Okay, maybe a bit more skin. Let's do this one. 374 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,240 Fucking hell, do you need four vests on? 375 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,520 It's cold. 376 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,840 Go in there and you scare that boy soft. 377 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:10,920 Captain's orders. 378 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,360 In fact, you should take this. 379 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,320 For confidence. 380 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,080 Josie. You're down to your fifth undershirt. 381 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,360 Hello, sailor. 382 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,800 Are you going to fuck me? 383 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,680 Give it a go, yeah. 384 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,120 What position are you going to do? 385 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,400 All of them. 386 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,440 -What's that? -It's tongue. 387 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,680 -Feels weird. -Yeah, I know, 388 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,920 but I think we're just supposed to go with it. 389 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,520 -Choke me. -[Seb whimpers] 390 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,800 My hands are too slippery. 391 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,360 What's the matter? Can't get hard? 392 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,480 I'm trying, okay? 393 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,640 You going to fuck me or not, sailor? 394 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,000 No! Okay? 395 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,560 I'm scared. 396 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,080 What happened to the Josie I know? 397 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,800 The one who has sex with the lights off and keeps her pants on one leg 398 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,760 so she can put them back on again the second I pull out? 399 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,800 My self-conscious little sex kitten. I miss her. 400 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,320 So, you're not fuck going to me? 401 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,200 But what about our son? 402 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,280 I'm not having my son come out of this Josie. 403 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,800 Not like this. 404 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,800 It worked. Yes! You were right. 405 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,040 -[hands slap] -[Josie laughing] 406 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,600 My wiles are too powerful. 407 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,800 Yes! 408 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,240 I mean, it's a bit sad, don't you think? 409 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,560 What? 410 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,320 The one person who wants to fuck you doesn't want to fuck you anymore. 411 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,440 Oh. 412 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,400 Oh, no. 413 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,920 Captain Josie. 414 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,880 The unfuckable queen of the seven seas. 415 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,680 Maybe Lisa is cursed. 416 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,640 That's not the woman I married. 417 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:42,960 That's a monster. 418 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,400 It's just an off day. You're doing fine. 419 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,800 -That's not true. -Look, mate, 420 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,880 it's just an off day. 421 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960 You're doing fine. 422 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,040 Alright, yeah. You're right. 423 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,960 [Seb sighs] 424 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,680 He's so kind and wise. 425 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:01,880 I wish I could turn back time and have him as my best man. 426 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,200 I'm going to ask him to be godfather. 427 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,840 I thought you were going to ask me to be godfather. 428 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:08,280 Dev, what if the baby needs to learn how to start a boat? 429 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,440 He needs a godfather who can be a man. 430 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,640 Someone he can look up to. 431 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,280 Nicky's not the massive legend you think he is, you know. 432 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,320 I'm sorry. I'm just looking out for my son. 433 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,080 -[engine cranking] -Accept it, mate. 434 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,800 Lisa's dead. 435 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,200 [♪ mellow music playing] 436 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,560 Am I really unfuckable? 437 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,040 I just came in to say that you're really complicated, 438 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,080 and it must be really hard being you. 439 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,520 Really? Do you mean it? 440 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,800 Yep. 441 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,680 Do you think anyone would miss me if I killed myself? 442 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,000 Yeah, I'm sure they would. 443 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,920 But don't, 'cause you're really special and that. 444 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,200 Can you say that again? 445 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,800 You're really special, and you've got loads of trauma. 446 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,880 What the fuck are you doing? 447 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,200 Okay, I'm really sorry. 448 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,640 You just, you come in here, and you start talking dirty to me, 449 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,960 I was powerless! 450 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,720 It wasn't me. It was the hat, I swear. 451 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,640 Please don't tell anyone about this. 452 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,080 -What, that you kissed me? -Hmm. 453 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,800 I won't tell a fucking soul. 454 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,240 Well, do you approve? 455 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,480 -Uh... -So you really like him then? 456 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,120 You really like him. 457 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,680 -Billie, I-I've-- -He's changed. 458 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,080 He really has. He wants everything between us to be 50/50. 459 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,640 That's why I'm funding Billie's Bar, and he's running it. 460 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,200 It just makes financial sense. 461 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,200 -You've done what? -Yeah, I'm a guarantor. 462 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,560 Pretty fancy. 463 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,840 And between me and you, I did take a massive loan to make it work, 464 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,160 but you gotta spend money to make money in this business, 465 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,640 like I said. 466 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,120 -Yeah, I just-- -Do you want to hear one of the songs 467 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,400 I'm going to sing at Billie's Bar? 468 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:58,560 -Uh... -♪ I can show you the world ♪ 469 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:04,120 ♪ Shining, shimmering, splendid ♪ 470 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,720 ♪ Tell me, Princess, now when... ♪ 471 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,960 Hello, sailor. 472 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,600 Do you want to go downstairs for a quickie? 473 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,840 Oh, not right now, Deb. I just need to sort something. 474 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,400 Be honest. Am I still fuckable? 475 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,400 I'm so sorry, I just need to speak to Seb for a second. 476 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,240 I haven't stripped you of your manhood, have I? 477 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,560 -I have to go. -Talk to me, Dev. Communicate. 478 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,000 You can fix Lisa. You're a man, I promise. 479 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,120 Just tell me you want to fuck me. 480 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,120 Face it, Deb, Lisa's dead. 481 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,480 I give up. I'm no captain. 482 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:38,600 [♪ mellow music playing] 483 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,360 Oh, shit, the breaker's off. 484 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,080 Without that, the engine won't start. 485 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,440 So you can start the engine? 486 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,280 -Of course I can. -Hmm. 487 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,480 [Nicky groans] 488 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,240 Have I really let myself go? 489 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,160 -No. -Really? 490 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,920 Yeah, you look well young. 491 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,120 -[Deb chuckles] -Actually, when I first met you, 492 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,600 I thought you were the youngest sister. 493 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,520 I just feel like men don't notice me anymore. 494 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,600 Well, I notice you. 495 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,160 -Do you? -Yeah. 496 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,400 I can't believe you'd be a grandmother. 497 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,080 Be a freak of science if that happened. 498 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,720 You'd be in the Guinness Book of World Records. 499 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,120 Do you think I'm fuckable? 500 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,280 Uh... 501 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,240 [lips smack] 502 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:32,680 ♪ A thrilling chase, a wondrous place ♪ 503 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,840 ♪ For you and me ♪ 504 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,400 That's absolutely fantastic, but I really just-- 505 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,280 ♪ Unbelievable sights ♪ 506 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,040 ♪ Indescribable feelings ♪ 507 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,320 ♪ Soaring, tumbling... ♪ 508 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,760 [whispers] Don't you dare tell a fucking soul about this. 509 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,080 Of course I won't. 510 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,520 Wouldn't want the house to be uncomfortable 511 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,240 while I'm living in it, now would I? 512 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,760 Nicky! 513 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,040 How did it go? Did you two get to know each other? 514 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,680 Well, Mum, do you approve? 515 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,320 -Uh... -So Nicky can stay? 516 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,240 Alright. He can stay. 517 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,040 You're the best mum in the world. 518 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,000 You know what? I feel like singing. 519 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,080 -♪ I-- ♪ -You bastard! 520 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,240 -What happened? -Adultery! 521 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,520 -Uh, well, I wouldn't go as far-- -He kissed my wife! 522 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,920 -What? -Alright, mate, calm down. 523 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,080 I will not calm down, good sir. 524 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,720 -Seb, please. -Not right now, darling. 525 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,160 I'm defending your honor. 526 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,600 This is for my son. 527 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,320 [grunts] 528 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,280 -Don't make me do this, mate. -I want you to. 529 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,600 [Nicky sighs] 530 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,960 -[fist thuds] -[Seb groaning] 531 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,360 [Seb] Ouch. 532 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,560 Okay. 533 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,960 Alright. Well, I can tell when I've been bested. 534 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,200 -She's yours. -Mate, she kissed me. 535 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,600 [Deb] Uh... [clears throat] 536 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,480 I've got to be completely honest here. 537 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,000 Josie, that is absolutely shameful behavior. 538 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,640 A mutiny if ever I saw one. 539 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,920 It wasn't me. It was the hat, I swear. 540 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 It is true, the hat is cursed. 541 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,560 Right, I see the problem here. 542 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,480 Josie, apologize to your husband. 543 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,640 -Sorry, Seb. -It's alright. 544 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,560 I know what it is. 545 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,560 She's ovulating. 546 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,480 She can't help it. Merciless to her own body. 547 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,560 She's like a dog on heat, she's feral. 548 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,520 He's right. I'm on heat. 549 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,400 It's my hormones. 550 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,680 Sorry, Billie. 551 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,080 Don't apologize to me. Apologize to him. 552 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,160 My whole body went cold. 553 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:40,200 Like death passed through my lips, 554 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,720 like she was sucking out my soul. 555 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,880 Oh, I was scared, mate, I was scared. 556 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,800 Sorry, Nicky. 557 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,160 There you go. 558 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,320 Apology accepted. 559 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,680 And while we're telling the truth, 560 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,360 I struggled to get an erection this morning. 561 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,200 There, I've said it. [chuckles] 562 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,280 There's nothing more manly 563 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,760 than a man admitting he can't get an erection. 564 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,320 Nicky, apologize to Seb. 565 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Sorry, Seb. 566 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,040 Well, well, well, Nicky. 567 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,880 Did you see who she picked? 568 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,800 Yes sirree, she chose me. 569 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,640 She, she's mine. 570 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,920 I didn't want her. 571 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,880 Oh. Look at him. [laughs] 572 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,000 Absolutely gutted. 573 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,720 Guess the best man won, eh? Put it there, brother. 574 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,000 And there we have it. 575 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,840 You know, we have a saying at work, 576 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,080 communication is key. 577 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:36,520 And communication really is... key. 578 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,560 That is a brilliant saying, Dev. 579 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,440 And I'm sure there's many more to learn at Drayton Hicks. 580 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,040 I'm sure there is too, Deb. 581 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,200 One last try. 582 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,560 [engine rumbling] 583 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,640 [all chuckle] 584 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,200 Lisa's not dead after all. 585 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,800 Fantastic. 586 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,160 Captain Dev. 587 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,840 No, Deb. I'm no Captain. 588 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,840 I'm a man. 589 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,480 [Dev moans] 590 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,040 You can both be godfather. He can have two godfathers. 591 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,240 The manliest baby in the world. 592 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,640 Imagine that. Two godfathers. [chuckles] 593 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,160 Now that's a sequel I'd like to see. 594 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,640 [chuckles] 595 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,560 So how are you going to get out of sex with Seb? 596 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,240 I'm going to use my feminine wiles. 597 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,160 [Seb panting] 598 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,600 Do you want to touch my dick? 599 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,720 No, thank you. 600 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,960 The old Josie. I've missed you. 601 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,920 Tell me again how turned on you are. 602 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,360 -I'm not turned on. -Turns me on so much. 603 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,280 -Look at me? -I don't want to. 604 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,720 -Take off your pants. -I'd rather keep them on. 605 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,080 I'm going to... I'm going to... 606 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,040 Get in there, my son! 607 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,480 It happened. Sorry. 608 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,440 We'll have to try again tomorrow. 609 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,040 Gutted. 610 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:02,120 [♪ upbeat music playing] 611 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,920 [Dev and Deb panting] 612 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,240 I got the boat going. Lisa's not dead after all. 613 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,240 Absolutely, you did. 614 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,360 You're the manliest man of all. 615 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,280 Dare I say it, you've got your mojo back. 616 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,000 [lips smacking] 617 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,440 You know, you're right. 618 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,480 And I think I've realized what my calling is. 619 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,520 You're going to take the head of communications job? 620 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,440 I've got something much better than head of communications. 621 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,640 Head of Drayton Hicks? 622 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,840 No. 623 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,440 I'm going to become a counselor. 624 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,760 A men's mental health counselor. 625 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,920 Communication is key for men. 626 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,560 Of course, it'll be much, much lower money. 627 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,400 Terrible pay. Terrible. 628 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,200 But it's not about the money, is it? 629 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,240 You're right, Deb. 630 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,920 I finally feel like myself again. 631 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,680 Hello? 632 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,600 Deb? 633 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,080 Out cold. 634 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,160 I always slept better when I'm on Lisa too. 635 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,800 Goodnight, Lisa. 636 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,520 I'm Deb. 637 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,320 I know. 638 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,280 [♪ "Laissez Faire" by Michel Lepop playing]