1 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:44,920 at the door. 2 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,840 Out of me, you fool. 3 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,120 He really does do good work. 4 00:02:55,580 --> 00:02:56,680 I like his style. 5 00:02:57,180 --> 00:03:00,540 John, our plan at this point is to plaster that picture everywhere we can. 6 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:05,340 We've already done extensive buy -ups in Vogue, Cosmo, Women's Wear Daily. 7 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:10,060 This Sunday, every major newspaper in the country will be carrying full -page 8 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:11,660 ads of our hot legs advertisements. 9 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:15,400 This is to be followed up by regional promotions at all the major department 10 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:20,020 stores, such as Mace, Bullets, Capwell, Emporium, Gimbels, anyone we can think 11 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:21,220 of. And television? 12 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:28,260 This, John, is a consensus survey of all home TV viewing and the ratings, 13 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:33,020 according to Nielsen. This graph enables us to determine which cities offer the 14 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:36,500 most beneficial use of television advertising for this type of product. 15 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,500 Sounds lucrative. 16 00:03:39,340 --> 00:03:41,860 Expensive. How much is this going to cost me? 17 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:48,540 Well, through the use of our company's tremendous marketing experience and our 18 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:50,300 own contacts within the publishing world. 19 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:55,150 We have put together an advertising blitz like none in the history of 20 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,110 So what I'm saying, John, is it ain't going to be cheap. 21 00:03:58,730 --> 00:03:59,730 Obviously, Norris. 22 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:03,790 Sounds like you're doing a marvelous job. But how much is it going to cost 23 00:04:04,050 --> 00:04:05,870 Let me just figure it out for you, okay? 24 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,170 Sandy, I know this isn't going to be cheap. 25 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:10,270 You know, I must know sooner or later. 26 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:16,730 Well, John, we figure that our first quarter initial investment will be close 27 00:04:16,730 --> 00:04:17,730 $7 million. 28 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,250 $7 million? 29 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:20,980 That is Steve. 30 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:25,240 I know, John, but our test campaign proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that 31 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,680 you've got one hot piece of merchandise. 32 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:29,260 To hot legs? 33 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,620 Absolutely. To hot legs. 34 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:33,300 To hot legs. 35 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,440 Cold feet. 36 00:04:52,970 --> 00:04:56,510 Okay, okay, okay. Ladies, five minutes, and I want you on the set. 37 00:04:56,730 --> 00:05:00,450 Has anybody seen Annie Spencer today? I'm sorry, Mark. She still hasn't gotten 38 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:01,510 here. Damn her! 39 00:05:02,950 --> 00:05:06,990 Okay, if she's not here within 15 minutes, Candy, you're going to take 40 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:07,990 place. Okay? 41 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,250 All right, ladies, you've now got four minutes. 42 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,750 Come on, Janet. Get out of the way. 43 00:05:42,990 --> 00:05:43,990 Damn that woman! 44 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:49,850 Janet, Janet, did Annie get in yet? 45 00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:51,650 No, I've looked everywhere. 46 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:53,430 I've asked everyone if they've seen her. 47 00:05:53,970 --> 00:05:55,650 I think it's time to call her again. 48 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:57,070 You're right, you're right. 49 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:03,690 Maybe it's her. 50 00:06:03,870 --> 00:06:05,210 No, no, it might be the hospital. 51 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:06,710 Maybe she had an accident. 52 00:06:09,490 --> 00:06:12,900 What? Stop biting your nails and just answer it. You'll have to sooner or 53 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:14,320 You're right. 54 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,360 You're right. 55 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:19,220 Hello? 56 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:20,740 It's your big boss, Sandy. 57 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,360 Oh, it's you, Sandy. 58 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:23,700 Hi. Hi. 59 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,640 Yeah, yeah, everything's running right on schedule. 60 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:27,780 Annie? Annie Spencer? 61 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:32,780 Um, well, uh, she just called and said she'd be a little bit late is all. 62 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,600 Yeah, yeah. 63 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:37,920 I know that the client specifically asked for her in the main ad. I know. 64 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:39,699 I know. 65 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,700 She'll be here. I promise. 66 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,520 I know it'll be my ass if she doesn't show up, Sandy. 67 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:47,440 All right, Sandy. All right. All right. Don't worry. 68 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,120 She'll be here. She's always a little bit late. You know that. 69 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:52,559 I'm sorry. 70 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:53,560 I'm sorry. 71 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:54,960 You didn't know that. 72 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:00,260 No, no, no, no. Negative. You absolutely do not have to come down here in 73 00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:01,260 person, Sandy. 74 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,060 Of course, I can handle it by myself. 75 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:04,620 Yeah. Right. 76 00:07:05,340 --> 00:07:06,340 Okay. Okay. 77 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:07,780 Wonderful. Wonderful. 78 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,059 Got you. 79 00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:10,060 Yeah, yeah. 80 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:11,340 Okay, bye, bye. 81 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,040 Jesus. 82 00:07:16,380 --> 00:07:17,540 Christ, is she a sweetheart. 83 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,020 It's time to call Annie again. 84 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:25,300 Okay. 85 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:43,780 So fucking close. 86 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:45,280 Just let it land, baby. 87 00:07:45,820 --> 00:07:46,820 Let it go. 88 00:07:58,460 --> 00:08:00,060 Oh, I'm sorry, babe. 89 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,220 That could be important. 90 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,960 You might want to change the schedule or the location or something. 91 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,340 Just let me turn on the answering machine. 92 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:13,460 This is Annie Spencer. 93 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:14,820 Oh, is she? 94 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:19,140 If I'd known it was you, I would have sure been available. Thank you. 95 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:24,520 Huh. Annie, darling. 96 00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:26,440 Where the fuck are you? 97 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,480 I could have guessed who that was. 98 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,980 Everyone's waiting on you, as usual. 99 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,820 You know, I try to be fair. 100 00:08:35,179 --> 00:08:36,960 I give everyone a 6 a .m. call. 101 00:08:37,179 --> 00:08:38,679 For the great Annie Spencer, eh? 102 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,600 I'm the nice guy that gives you a nanny call. 103 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:41,880 Well, I'm an asshole. 104 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,380 You don't even bother calling me to tell me you're going to be late. 105 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:48,180 And last night I gave you that double overtime that nobody else got. 106 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,580 If anybody else found out about that lady, it'd be my ass. 107 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:53,120 But never again, you hear me? 108 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,320 I know you're there. I know you're listening. 109 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,680 You hear me? 110 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:59,740 You don't even bother calling me to tell me you're going to be late. 111 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,060 Listen, 112 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:02,260 don't worry about it. 113 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:06,820 Okay. If you're not down here within a half an hour, you're fired. 114 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,040 You hear me? 115 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:14,740 That was wonderful. 116 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,060 Thank you, Janet. I'm glad somebody around here appreciates me. 117 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,320 Coffee machine blew up again, sir. 118 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:22,200 Obviously. Janet, get the phone. 119 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:28,660 Hello? It's for you, Mort. Uh, Mort, uh, Candy refuses to pose unless she gets 120 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:29,619 paid overtime. 121 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:32,880 I don't know, something about, uh, you paid Annie overtime last night? 122 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,460 She told the rest of the girls, and, uh, they've organized a strike or 123 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:38,500 something. No overtime, no models. 124 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,860 Looks like you really blew it again this time, pussycat. 125 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,500 By the way, there's no coffee in the... What should I do about the coffee 126 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:46,500 machine? 127 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,880 I've found Mort. 128 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:52,120 You know the union contract says we have to have coffee on the premises at all 129 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,160 times. We don't want trouble with the union. 130 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:58,880 Mort's butcher shop. What's your beef? 131 00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:01,570 I'm glad you remembered about my diaphragm. 132 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,190 Wow. 133 00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:25,170 That was sure better than a bowl of Wheaties to start the day. 134 00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,310 Thank you, my love. 135 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:30,530 Oh, Annie, baby, it was my pleasure, believe me. 136 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:40,390 Listen, I hate to sound pushy, but don't you think you'd better get going? That 137 00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:42,450 guy on the phone sounded like he was about to have a heart attack. 138 00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:45,650 Don't worry about Mort. 139 00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:49,670 He's always that way. He thrives on it, in fact. 140 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:53,670 See you at Vanessa's around 8 o 'clock tonight, after the shoot. 141 00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:57,150 Hey, Annie. 142 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,960 Don't start being late on me now. 143 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,680 Who, me? 144 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:01,920 Never. 145 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,140 Yeah, you better make it 9 .30. 146 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:09,900 No, no. 147 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,900 Look it, girls, I know it's early in the morning. 148 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,860 Michelle, I'm sure you were up all night balling your boyfriend. 149 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:21,040 But if I'd wanted mannequins, I would have hired mannequins. Now, come on. 150 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,460 Give me some life. Give me some energy. You've worked for me before. You know 151 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,460 what to do. 152 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,710 You're the very best, and I want the very best. 153 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:29,630 We'll all get out of here earlier. 154 00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:32,050 All right. 155 00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:35,370 Now, Michelle, move to the left. That's right. Stop. I want that moon right 156 00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:36,370 between you two. 157 00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:39,110 Now, show me those beautiful silver panties, Michelle. 158 00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:42,410 That ass will sell a million pairs of stockings. 159 00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:46,850 Michelle, yeah, I like that. Put your hand right where your stocking meets 160 00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:47,850 thigh. That's nice. 161 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,590 That's right. Now, turn to the side. Now, hold that. 162 00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:54,490 Make this a hot one. Candy, show me all of that beautiful leg. That's nice. 163 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,300 Nice. One more of those. 164 00:14:58,580 --> 00:14:59,660 Have a great shooting. 165 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,640 Lovely. A little closer together. 166 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,840 That's right. 167 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,100 Good. Don't be scared to touch each other. 168 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,880 Okay. All right. 169 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,980 We're out of film on the block. Give me the F2. We're going to move a little bit 170 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:24,980 now, girls. 171 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,000 Um, just keep your energy up. 172 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,920 And move for me. You know how to do it. 173 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,040 Show me a lot of leg, a lot of skin, okay? 174 00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:37,260 Here we go. 175 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,020 Nice. Turn around. 176 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:41,980 Turn around. 177 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,520 That's nice. Now pull both glutes up. 178 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,320 That's nice. 179 00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:49,600 Up. Up. 180 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,560 Again. 181 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:54,870 Andrew. Dave. 182 00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:56,710 Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt you here. 183 00:15:58,530 --> 00:15:59,530 Yes, Mort. 184 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:04,370 I just don't think that what you have here is what the clients had in mind. 185 00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:05,830 I want you to check the layout. 186 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:10,050 I don't need to see the layout, Mort. If you don't like something, just tell me. 187 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:14,650 I just don't think that what you got here is what they had in mind because 188 00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:16,530 whole thing is just a little too racy. 189 00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:18,270 Now, how about you, Dave? 190 00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:20,350 You want me to be honest? 191 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:21,490 Yeah. 192 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:24,660 I don't think anything in this business can be too racy, Mort. 193 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,440 Now, where the hell did you get the word racy anywhere? It went out with white 194 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,580 bucks. Now, look, Dave. 195 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:32,520 I don't like being insulted any more than you or anybody else. 196 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:37,480 Okay, my job is to make sure that our clients' ideas are represented in the 197 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,100 possible fashion that we can execute them. 198 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:43,300 You know, and I just don't think that what you have here is what they had in 199 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,300 mind. 200 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,500 It's Debbie, my assistant. 201 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:50,020 That's my camera and my film, and those are my models. 202 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:53,020 And if you can do it better than me... Give me this. 203 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:57,280 If you can do it better than I can... Oh, excuse me. 204 00:16:57,820 --> 00:16:58,779 Good luck. 205 00:16:58,780 --> 00:16:59,780 Do it. 206 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,740 You're on your own, Mort. 207 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,140 What a day. That Mort is terrible. 208 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:12,960 Danny, 209 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,560 how are you, beautiful? 210 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:15,618 Hi, Dad. 211 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,420 Looks like everything's right on schedule as usual. 212 00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:19,819 You haven't heard? 213 00:17:21,230 --> 00:17:22,510 We have a brand new photographer. 214 00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:27,369 Oh, yeah? Is he any good? Oh, he's the best. It's Scavullo. 215 00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:29,390 Scavullo? Here? 216 00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:31,750 Yeah, it's Mort Scavullo. He's right in there. 217 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,550 That'll be the day. 218 00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:35,330 Listen, 219 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:37,670 get into your makeup. Hurry up. We'll finish this. 220 00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:39,510 Girls, are you about ready to get done? 221 00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:41,010 Sure. All right, come on. 222 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:43,950 As soon as we get to work, the cinema will finish this turkey. 223 00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:46,029 You ready? 224 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,030 Mm -hmm. Come on. 225 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,910 Damn you, Annie. How come you always do this to me? 226 00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:05,990 Because you're such a nice guy with such a sweet disposition. 227 00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:11,670 Okay. You'll never work in this town again. You mark my words, Annie. I mean 228 00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:12,670 this time. 229 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:16,370 All right, Mort. As long as you put it that way, I'll just go back home and go 230 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,249 to bed. 231 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,490 Look, just sit back down. 232 00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:20,950 I didn't really mean it. 233 00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:25,250 Just, look, get into your costume and everything will work out, all right? 234 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,130 If anybody wants me, I'll be in the bathroom slashing my wrists. 235 00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:30,410 Need a razor? 236 00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:32,690 I love you too, Annie. 237 00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:43,650 Oh, hi, 238 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:44,770 Julie. 239 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:52,170 I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been? 240 00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:55,270 Well, I've been okay. How have you been, Annie? Pretty good. 241 00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:56,820 Where's Tommy today? 242 00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:59,280 Oh, he had to go off on another shoot. 243 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,120 I'm just finishing up your dress. 244 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,900 You can take your clothes off and put them there on the hanger. 245 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,340 Okay, you're the boss. 246 00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:41,410 just ruined a perfectly good Halston. 247 00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:47,190 Oh, Annie, they told me it was worth $2 ,000. 248 00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:49,730 I'm going to get fired. 249 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,990 Hey, kiddo, pull yourself together. 250 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:54,610 We've got to think of something fast. 251 00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:05,990 Mort! 252 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,450 You should really learn to knock before entering a room. 253 00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:14,250 What a waste of a perfectly good Halston. 254 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,130 A what? 255 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,850 Did she say a Halston? I think so. A Halston? 256 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:22,930 Annie, is this a Halston? Please, say this isn't a Halston. 257 00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:24,970 Oh, it's a Halston, all right. 258 00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:30,430 Give me the thing. 259 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,830 God damn. 260 00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:37,210 Shit, that's $3 ,000 over budget. 261 00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:38,830 Before noon. 262 00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:40,810 This has got to be a new record for me. 263 00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:43,170 Look, Annie. 264 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,110 Do you still think you can wear that dress? 265 00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:50,610 Please. Please say yes. 266 00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:53,250 Oh, of course, Mort. 267 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,190 Anything I can do to help. 268 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,240 He cracks me up. 269 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:18,140 Good. One more. Put your... Michelle, put your arm on his shoulder. 270 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Good. 271 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,420 That'll do it. 272 00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:26,700 Your love can be a hard time, but you won it. 273 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,400 Annie? 274 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:34,900 You're up. Show the legs. 275 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:42,130 Night. No, no, no, Annie. You're showing too much skin. We've got to keep away 276 00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:43,630 from the cheesecake. That's from the top. 277 00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:46,210 Okay. Let's have a good one here. 278 00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:47,790 Show me that line. Okay. 279 00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:49,570 Show me your butt. 280 00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:51,590 Put your hip out. 281 00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:55,070 I like it. 282 00:21:56,590 --> 00:21:57,590 Hot. 283 00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,370 Wonderful. Very nice. 284 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:09,910 Put that beautiful blonde hair over it. Yeah, let the light shine on. 285 00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:12,330 Move 286 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:19,570 your 287 00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:21,870 head a little bit to the right. Now hold that, hold that. 288 00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:48,860 Okay, I think we got it Julie 289 00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:52,020 make sure you lock up when you leave. Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. 290 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:53,460 Okay. I will 291 00:23:52,379 --> 00:23:54,320 Annie, what are you doing here? 292 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,700 That looks wonderful on you, Julie. 293 00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:02,860 I forgot my car keys and the security guard had to let me in. 294 00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:07,980 You know, there's nothing wrong with what you were doing. 295 00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:10,880 You were just acting out a fantasy. 296 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,360 Just like I'm doing right now. 297 00:29:19,370 --> 00:29:20,370 Oh. 298 00:31:59,089 --> 00:32:01,170 Spread your hair on the carpet. 299 00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:06,970 Move with me. 300 00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:09,510 Feel me inside you. 301 00:32:17,490 --> 00:32:20,530 Feel with me. 302 00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:22,630 Feel me inside you. 303 00:32:27,330 --> 00:32:29,890 Feel me deep inside you. 304 00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:35,370 Feel me in you. 305 00:37:00,490 --> 00:37:01,490 Thank you. 306 00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:43,660 Hey, are the pictures for Annie ready yet? 307 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:49,980 Oh, 308 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,940 I did that. 309 00:41:08,140 --> 00:41:11,160 John? You are going to love this idea. 310 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,360 Love this idea. 311 00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:14,440 Okay, because here we go. 312 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,060 Disco. Disco is the hottest thing to hit this country since the Beatles, right? 313 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:26,240 Right. Now, our idea is to put out a line of disco hot legs. What they are 314 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:30,320 really are dance leotards. The girls can wear underneath their dresses, and that 315 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,960 way they can show as much leg as they'd like. 316 00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:36,860 Now, we have developed a campaign that is so brilliant, and I don't mind saying 317 00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:37,860 so myself. 318 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:43,240 that it will completely, completely take the country by storm. By summer, Disco 319 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:48,260 Hot Legs will be in every store and on every girl in America. 320 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:54,220 Great, Mort. How much? How much? How much? Okay, I got the figures right here 321 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:58,320 somewhere. Hold on just a second. I will be right with you. 322 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,400 Uh -oh. 323 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,580 I know I had the figures here somewhere. 324 00:42:08,850 --> 00:42:10,950 Okay. We'll talk about this at a later time. 325 00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:12,370 Very well, Mark. 326 00:42:12,450 --> 00:42:13,450 Okay. 327 00:45:28,690 --> 00:45:30,090 Oh. 328 00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:07,860 Oh. 329 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,220 Nick, TJ, come on in. 330 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,760 There you go. 331 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,120 Hi. 332 00:46:55,240 --> 00:47:00,520 Hi. Okay, now, this is my assistant, Disco Debbie. 333 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:04,260 Hello. Hi, how are you doing? Hi, nice to meet you. Okay, now, we're selling a 334 00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:06,520 product here. It's a new product called Hot Legs. 335 00:47:06,820 --> 00:47:07,900 These stockings here. 336 00:47:08,340 --> 00:47:12,600 So this is what we're selling, this and this, okay? And you have beautiful legs, 337 00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:15,000 so just don't be ashamed to show them off. 338 00:47:15,879 --> 00:47:19,320 Debbie, take some shots. Move back just for a second, Nick. Take some shots for 339 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,200 continuity of TJ, just below the waist. 340 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:24,960 Okay, great. Give her a slow pirouette. 341 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,580 And you know how to stick your ass up. Give her those angles in your hips. 342 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,419 That's nice. 343 00:47:29,420 --> 00:47:30,440 That's nice. Nice. 344 00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:33,960 All the way around. All the way around. Nice. Very nice. 345 00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:35,520 Nick, come here. 346 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:39,780 Pose. Give her a couple. In fact, give her a Travolta pose. 347 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,300 And hold it. Okay. Get a couple good shots of this. 348 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:44,740 Oh, fabulous. 349 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:45,718 Nice. Yeah. 350 00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:46,720 One more. 351 00:47:46,980 --> 00:47:48,080 Uh -huh. Okay. 352 00:47:49,420 --> 00:47:54,080 You're beautiful, babe, but don't forget, this is what we're selling, so 353 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:54,979 her off. 354 00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:59,580 Now, Debbie is going to shoot you, okay? You brought me some disco music, didn't 355 00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:04,200 you? I'm going to put that music on. Now, I want this hot, all right, sexy, 356 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,760 lust, hot sweat. 357 00:48:06,740 --> 00:48:11,100 Fuck Mort, all right? Great idea. All right? Give it to me. You guys know what 358 00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:15,710 to do best. Just make it fluid, not... too jerky because he's got to shoot you. 359 00:48:16,950 --> 00:48:18,430 Okay. All right. 360 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,440 Thank you. 361 00:59:29,330 --> 00:59:34,990 oh my god 362 01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:03,480 Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, where are you? 363 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,180 You and John sailed to Acapulco. 364 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,180 Terrific. Terrific. 365 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:09,600 Okay, you ready for this? 366 01:01:10,580 --> 01:01:15,500 I just bought $500 ,000 worth of primetime TV advertising for the World 367 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:20,600 Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, please, trust me on this one. I made a once -in -a 368 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:21,600 -lifetime deal. 369 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:26,520 The series is tied 3 -3 between the Yankees and the Phillies. The time I 370 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:27,700 is for the seventh game. 371 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:31,120 There's going to be something like 60 million people watching worldwide. 372 01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:33,500 Yeah, that's right. 373 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:38,240 A friend of mine had to pull out at the last minute. He gave me first option on 374 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:38,718 the time. 375 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,480 There's something like 25 major agencies just begging for the time. 376 01:01:42,340 --> 01:01:46,600 Uh -huh. We start shooting tomorrow with, get this, Annie Spencer as the 377 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,080 girl. Uh -huh. 378 01:01:48,540 --> 01:01:51,820 I've had the creative department up all night designing a commercial, 379 01:01:51,940 --> 01:01:53,260 integrating a baseball thing. 380 01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:59,380 Sandy, I know I put everything in jeopardy. I know, but I... I think, no, 381 01:01:59,380 --> 01:02:01,520 positive. This is a gamble we've got to take. 382 01:02:03,060 --> 01:02:06,080 Hell, I can sell the time right now if you want, and we can still profit a 383 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:11,600 couple hundred thousand, but... Fantastic. 384 01:02:12,820 --> 01:02:13,820 Thank you, Sandy. 385 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:15,200 I won't let you down. 386 01:02:26,990 --> 01:02:29,090 You told me you'd have me out of here by 12 o 'clock. 387 01:02:29,310 --> 01:02:30,770 What time do you want me to start the food? 388 01:02:31,070 --> 01:02:32,110 Where's my store filters? 389 01:02:32,550 --> 01:02:33,910 When are you going to get this thing together? 390 01:02:34,190 --> 01:02:36,270 You know what time it is now? 391 01:02:36,590 --> 01:02:37,590 Give him a call right now. 392 01:02:40,610 --> 01:02:41,610 Mort. 393 01:02:43,850 --> 01:02:44,850 Mort! 394 01:02:45,630 --> 01:02:48,050 We're ready as soon as Her Highness Miss Spencer arrives. 395 01:02:49,470 --> 01:02:51,590 What's the matter with you? You look like you've seen a ghost. 396 01:02:58,510 --> 01:02:59,710 Dave, stay. Janet, stay. 397 01:03:05,210 --> 01:03:07,830 Dave, I gotta talk to you. 398 01:03:17,330 --> 01:03:19,450 I just got off the phone with Annie's boyfriend. 399 01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:21,430 And? 400 01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:23,550 Annie flipped out last night. 401 01:03:24,210 --> 01:03:25,970 Acid? No, religion. 402 01:03:26,860 --> 01:03:29,460 She shaved her head and joined a group of Hare Krishnas. 403 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:32,980 She sold her car and everything she owned. 404 01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:36,540 She gave the commune everything and moved in with them. 405 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,920 Cliff said that if he wanted to talk to her in person, that she's at the United 406 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:44,360 Terminal at the San Francisco International Airport. 407 01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:49,840 She's selling copies of the Bhagavad Gita and returned to Godhead. 408 01:03:51,820 --> 01:03:55,300 Somebody wake me up, Sam! 409 01:03:55,950 --> 01:03:57,630 This is just too incredible. 410 01:03:58,650 --> 01:04:02,090 Come off it, Mort. Will you let go of my leg? No. 411 01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:06,670 Dave. Dave. I don't have to kill myself. 412 01:04:07,390 --> 01:04:08,710 It's my only alternative. 413 01:04:09,910 --> 01:04:12,310 They finally leave me in control. 414 01:04:13,050 --> 01:04:14,190 And this. 415 01:04:18,990 --> 01:04:20,390 It's just too unbelievable. 416 01:04:21,810 --> 01:04:24,550 Did you know that... 417 01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:29,290 I sent a chauffeur -driven Rolls Royce to her house today to pick her up so she 418 01:04:29,290 --> 01:04:30,290 wouldn't be late for work. 419 01:04:31,050 --> 01:04:32,410 Jesus, now come on. 420 01:04:34,910 --> 01:04:36,430 Now what about the other agencies? 421 01:04:37,790 --> 01:04:38,790 You want to dive on? 422 01:04:39,170 --> 01:04:40,850 No, I don't want to dive on. 423 01:04:41,790 --> 01:04:42,790 I called them all. 424 01:04:43,490 --> 01:04:45,130 There's that big Revlon shoot going on today. 425 01:04:46,210 --> 01:04:47,210 They've hired everybody. 426 01:04:48,070 --> 01:04:49,930 Why don't we just postpone the whole thing till tomorrow? 427 01:04:50,450 --> 01:04:52,170 Oh, because they already bought the time. 428 01:04:52,790 --> 01:04:56,860 The editor told me... that everything had to be done two days in advance. 429 01:04:57,300 --> 01:04:58,840 The game is just three days away. 430 01:04:59,260 --> 01:05:03,320 He said one day, even one hour's delay, and the whole deal's blown. 431 01:05:04,140 --> 01:05:05,140 Oh, my God. 432 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:11,160 We're going to be out five... Five what? 433 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:13,098 Five what? 434 01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:14,100 A hundred. 435 01:05:15,420 --> 01:05:16,660 What's 500 bucks? 436 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:21,580 You can afford 500 bucks easy, Mort. Come on. Look on the bright side of 437 01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:22,640 It could have been... 438 01:05:22,670 --> 01:05:24,230 It could have been 500 ,000 bucks. 439 01:05:24,730 --> 01:05:26,570 It was 500 ,000 bucks! 440 01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:29,090 Okay, okay. 441 01:05:29,130 --> 01:05:30,810 Come on, now, pull yourself together, Mort. 442 01:05:31,190 --> 01:05:32,710 There's something we can do here, I know it. 443 01:05:34,030 --> 01:05:35,410 Everything's set up and ready to go. 444 01:05:37,890 --> 01:05:39,530 All's we need is a model. 445 01:05:43,590 --> 01:05:44,930 All's we need is a model. 446 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,620 A model. She's perfect. 447 01:06:06,660 --> 01:06:07,660 Christ. 448 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:08,920 Thank you! 449 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:10,420 Thank you very much! 450 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,700 You spared me the gallows once again. 451 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:15,420 Dave, she's perfect. 452 01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:17,160 She's perfect. 453 01:06:17,220 --> 01:06:19,020 Look at her. Look at that face. 454 01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,920 She is perfect. Oh, my God. I want to see your leg. 455 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:26,240 Oh, God, they could start World War III. How could we have been so blind? 456 01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:31,640 You aren't really thinking about using me to replace Annie Spencer, are you? 457 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,040 That's exactly what we're thinking, my dear. 458 01:06:34,740 --> 01:06:38,060 Oh, my God. You are about to have every woman's dream come true. 459 01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:40,420 Okay. Okay, Mort. Okay, Mort. 460 01:06:40,660 --> 01:06:43,060 Don't blow it because we're back in the saddle again. 461 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,660 We've got to stay calm. We've got to stay calm. We've got to figure out what 462 01:06:45,660 --> 01:06:49,760 do. Let's get you into makeup and costume. Do you think you can fit into 463 01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:53,180 size? Never mind. Never mind. One way or another, you are going to have to do 464 01:06:53,180 --> 01:06:57,560 it. Now, go tell Katrina to get you into costume because you're going to take 465 01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:58,259 Annie's place. 466 01:06:58,260 --> 01:07:00,080 But I... Huh? 467 01:07:00,819 --> 01:07:03,040 Never mind that. Just go. Get your little button gear and go. 468 01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:08,440 Katrina will never believe me. You are about to become a star, Janet. Now let's 469 01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:09,440 get it going. 470 01:07:09,900 --> 01:07:12,160 What do you think, Dave? Can you make her look better than Annie Spencer? 471 01:07:12,860 --> 01:07:16,020 It'll be a challenge, but I'll give it my best shot. All right, all right. 472 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,040 Someone's really smiling down on you today. 473 01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:20,820 Yeah, I hope she works out. 474 01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:22,460 Let's get to work. Come on. 475 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,420 She looks fabulous, Katrina. 476 01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:31,440 Thanks. I owe you a big bonus. 477 01:07:32,220 --> 01:07:33,680 Good luck. 478 01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:40,940 All right, quiet. Let's get it. On action, I want you to start the fan, and 479 01:07:40,940 --> 01:07:42,760 Janet, get your butt up the stairs, all right? 480 01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:44,640 Action! 481 01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:46,720 Okay, the batter's up. 482 01:07:47,180 --> 01:07:50,540 The pitcher's winding up. 483 01:07:51,020 --> 01:07:52,020 He pitches it. 484 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,200 There it goes in! 485 01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:54,300 The ball's hit! 486 01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:59,279 Well, I guess it's that time again, Mort. Oh, hi, Katrina. 487 01:09:00,319 --> 01:09:04,160 Yeah, you and I always seem to be the last ones out of here. Yeah, and the 488 01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:05,380 one's in every morning. 489 01:09:06,180 --> 01:09:09,540 Well, let me get my stuff together, and I'll walk you to your car. 490 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,760 Okay. 491 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:14,460 You really were great today, Mort. You know that? 492 01:09:15,100 --> 01:09:16,819 That was such a nice thing you said to me. 493 01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:20,560 Well, you deserved it. Janet looked really fabulous. Oh, thank you. 494 01:09:21,100 --> 01:09:24,279 If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't have hot legs at all. You've really gone a 495 01:09:24,279 --> 01:09:25,279 long way with that account. 496 01:09:30,380 --> 01:09:31,960 There's something I've been meaning to ask you, Mort. 497 01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:36,020 Yeah? We've been working together a long time now, right? 498 01:09:36,620 --> 01:09:37,620 Yeah, we have. 499 01:09:37,819 --> 01:09:41,260 Well, how come you've never made a pass at me? 500 01:09:42,260 --> 01:09:43,460 I have to ask. 501 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:44,880 I don't know, Katrina. 502 01:09:45,979 --> 01:09:47,520 I never even thought of it. 503 01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:49,640 I'm sorry. 504 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,779 Oh, no, I don't want an apology. 505 01:09:52,060 --> 01:09:53,160 I was just curious. 506 01:09:53,660 --> 01:09:57,040 You know, shit, Mort, I can look as good as any of those girls. 507 01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,320 Any day. 508 01:09:58,590 --> 01:10:01,550 I just don't happen to have a makeup girl half as good as I am. 509 01:10:02,350 --> 01:10:03,350 You know? 510 01:10:03,490 --> 01:10:04,490 Yeah. 511 01:10:07,890 --> 01:10:10,270 Well... I guess we ought to go. 512 01:10:10,830 --> 01:10:11,830 No. 513 01:10:13,730 --> 01:10:14,730 Let's stay. 514 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:35,340 I never had anybody really like me before. 515 01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:36,680 I always have. 516 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:12,600 Thank you. 517 01:15:52,780 --> 01:15:53,780 Thank you. 518 01:17:03,180 --> 01:17:06,360 And now, a word from our sponsor, Hot Legs. 519 01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:09,340 Here we are at that stadium, seventh game of the series. 520 01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:13,480 The Yankees three, Phillies three. Two all as Mike Schmidt is coming up to bat. 521 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:17,280 The pitcher winds it up. 522 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:22,500 It's a hit. 523 01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:28,040 It's a hit. It's going, going down, and it's out of the park for a home run for 524 01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:29,040 Mike Schmidt. 525 01:17:38,380 --> 01:17:42,220 Katie, buy your hot legs and get the legs that score.