1
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Oh, with the boys asleep
this house is so quiet.

2
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Mm-hmm.

3
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Such a nice idea
to build a fire.

4
00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,403
Yeah.

5
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Hey, I didn't
build the fire.

6
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I thought you
built the fire.

7
00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:26,200
Well, looks like Reese
got a "D" in English.

8
00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:30,421
And Dewey seems
to be fighting again.

9
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Biting.

10
00:00:31,901 --> 00:00:33,120
Oh, Malcolm,
tell your teacher

11
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I'd love to chaperone
the class overnight.

12
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We can share a tent.

13
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♪ Yes, no, maybe

14
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♪ I don't know

15
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♪ Can you repeat the question?

16
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

17
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪

18
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

19
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♪ And you're not so big

20
00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:58,319
♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

21
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪

22
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

23
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♪ And you're not so big

24
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♪ Life is unfair.

25
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I can't believe Mr. Herkabe

26
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let you do a video project
instead of a paper.

27
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You could've... asked.

28
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I don't have parents rich enough
to buy me a video camera.

29
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Rich... and compensating.

30
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I don't even know what
I'm going to write about.

31
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I mean, what's your movie
going to be about?

32
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The creative... process.

33
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You writing... your paper.

34
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Is that thing on?
Turn it off!

35
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I don't even have
an idea yet.

36
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You're going to make me
look like an idiot.

37
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I'm serious!

38
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This is... great.

39
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Now knock... me over.[phone rings]

40
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Hello.

41
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Hey, it's Abe.

42
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Oh, hey!

43
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I know it's short notice,

44
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but someone dropped out
of our poker game.

45
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Can you make it tonight?

46
00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:53,548
Are you kidding?
I have been waiting

47
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for you to invite me
for months!

48
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See you at 8:00.

49
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Thanks!

50
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Hot-cha!

51
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[laughing]

52
00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,557
Honey, honey, guess
what, guess what?

53
00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,820
Guess what? I'm going to go
play poker at Abe's tonight.

54
00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:05,734
He just asked me!

55
00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,953
Hal, tonight's
our first dance class.

56
00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:11,522
That's tonight?
Yes, it was
your birthday present to me.

57
00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:13,916
Oh.

58
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Fine, go play poker.

59
00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,892
I love you!

60
00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:35,067
[laughing]

61
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Great, now who am I
going to go with?

62
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Did Reese
finish his homework yet?

63
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Of course I finished
my homework.

64
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Good. You can come
to dance class with me.

65
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What? No, I was lying.

66
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I didn't finish my homework.

67
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I don't even know
what my homework is!

68
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Go get your shoes.

69
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[electricity crackling]

70
00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,437
If the weather report's right,

71
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this storm's going to last
a week.

72
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Now, you ration these supplies.

73
00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:02,573
And make no mistake--

74
00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:04,793
you're the last ones
we'll dig out.

75
00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:06,229
We're supposed to
live for a week

76
00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:08,405
on meat paste
and caribou jerky?

77
00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:12,017
Hey, that's a week I don't get
any work out of you.

78
00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:14,716
No one's crying for me!

79
00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,502
Now, it's just a friendly game.

80
00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:19,895
Mostly we sit around talking,

81
00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:22,376
but eventually we get around
to playing cards.

82
00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:23,420
Sounds good to me.

83
00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:25,857
I'm looking forward
to meeting your friends.

84
00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:29,948
Everybody, this is Hal.

85
00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:31,559
Hal.
Hello, Hal.

86
00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:36,738
Hal, this is Brian, Trey,
Steve and Malik.

87
00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:38,261
Hi.

88
00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:39,871
It's great to meet you guys.

89
00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:41,308
[murmuring]

90
00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:43,701
So, what's the buy-in?

91
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Fifty dollars.

92
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Okay.

93
00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,317
There.

94
00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,361
What's with Wanda?

95
00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,407
Ain't no thing.

96
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Oh... oh... whoops!

97
00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:58,890
[all laughing]

98
00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,893
Put a dollar in the pot.

99
00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,507
Oh, we got a regular
D-Dog here.

100
00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,683
[laughter]

101
00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:11,294
And right, left,
cha-cha-cha.

102
00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,427
And remember, God
created artificial
hips for a reason.

103
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Let's use them.

104
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And, back, two,
cha-cha, finish.

105
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All right, very good.

106
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Everyone, let's pair up.

107
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May I?

108
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Oh, okay.

109
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No way.

110
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You be a gentleman!

111
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It's just like
touching a dead person.

112
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It's just like touching
a dead person.

113
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Goodness, how many
lessons have you had?

114
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What? None.

115
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Really? I'm impressed.

116
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You have very
good instincts.

117
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I do?
Mm-hmm.

118
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I'm not surprised.

119
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You're built for it.

120
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You have a dancer's ankles.

121
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I do not.

122
00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:58,036
You're a lovely
young man.

123
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You don't shake like
all the other men here.

124
00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:02,954
Mind if I cut in?

125
00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,478
You wait your turn!

126
00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:07,829
I'll give you five bucks
to dance with me.

127
00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:09,047
Okay.

128
00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,231
[sighs]

129
00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:24,411
And still...
he has... nothing.

130
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All right, you know what?
That's it.

131
00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:30,286
I'm writing about you
doing your movie.

132
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But my movie's...
about your paper.

133
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Yeah, I'm doing
my paper

134
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about you doing your movie
about me doing my paper.

135
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Fine!

136
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My movie's...

137
00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:47,608
about you doing...

138
00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:50,437
your paper...

139
00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,962
about me doing...

140
00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,311
my...

141
00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,399
All right! I get it.

142
00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:59,402
...movie...

143
00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:00,447
about you...

144
00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:01,883
Hey, guys,
you know what you should

145
00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,580
do your movie about?
Old people.

146
00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:05,016
Did you know
that some of them

147
00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,497
have spent their entire lives
saving money

148
00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,630
only to find out
they've outlived everybody

149
00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,066
they want to share it with?

150
00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:13,895
Talk about sad.

151
00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:20,858
I raise you five.

152
00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:23,731
I see your five,
and I raise you...

153
00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,042
two.

154
00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:33,436
Call.

155
00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,438
Full house, kings over eights.

156
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Straight flush
to the jack!

157
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[laughter]

158
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I knew you had it!

159
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How could you know that?

160
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He had...
he had nothing on top!

161
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Trey never stays in unless
he's got something good.

162
00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:47,711
ABE:
Perhaps we should
call it a night.

163
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We are definitely
bringing you back.

164
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[all laughing]

165
00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:53,325
Hey, Brian, when
was the last time

166
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you were ahead
for an evening?

167
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TREY:
He can't remember
that far back.

168
00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:59,288
Now you got something to sneak
intoyour wife's purse.

169
00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:01,377
[all laughing]

170
00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:09,472
I had the most wonderful time
in dance class.

171
00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,691
Every time the instructor

172
00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:11,822
needed to show
the class something,

173
00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:13,607
he used me as his partner.

174
00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,305
I always thought
I was such a clodhopper.

175
00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,698
I cannot believe

176
00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,874
what I have missed
all these years.

177
00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,615
Oh, how was
your poker game?

178
00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,051
Hmm?

179
00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:24,182
It was great.

180
00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:25,401
Why wouldn't it be?

181
00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,489
I love Abe.

182
00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,534
I love poker.

183
00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:29,492
A whole night playing
poker with Abe...

184
00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:30,537
and his friends.

185
00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,626
The teacher thinks
I have dancer's ankles.

186
00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:34,715
What do you think, huh?

187
00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,717
You want to dance
with the star pupil?

188
00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:37,500
What?

189
00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,371
You know... dance?

190
00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:41,548
No, I'm not in the mood.

191
00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:42,853
You're always
in the mood.

192
00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:45,160
Not every single
night of my life.

193
00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:46,335
Yes, you are.

194
00:07:46,378 --> 00:07:48,076
I'm not like some
kind of machine.

195
00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:48,946
Yes, you are.

196
00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,774
You can't just
snap your fingers...

197
00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:53,777
Yes, I can.
I always have.

198
00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,779
Oh, all right.

199
00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,654
Palm kernel oil,

200
00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:03,352
pectin, manganese sulfate

201
00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,746
and...

202
00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:06,660
zinc oxide?

203
00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:09,184
Yes, that's
meat paste, baby.

204
00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:10,533
Man, this sucks!

205
00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,535
We knew we were going to be
stuck here for a week

206
00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,450
and no one even bothered
to grab a deck of cards

207
00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,538
or a magazine.

208
00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:17,758
I could do
my foot puppets again.

209
00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:18,933
Please, no.

210
00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:21,413
How long have we
been stuck here for?

211
00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:24,416
I have lost
all sense of time.

212
00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:25,548
I guess about five days.

213
00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,550
We've just got to keep
ourselves busy.

214
00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,117
Tell you what.

215
00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,771
Let's put our heads
together and recreate

216
00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:32,773
whole episodes of
Gilligan's Island.

217
00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:34,383
We already did that.

218
00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:35,602
That was this storm?

219
00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:37,778
Look, if we don't
come up with something to do,

220
00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:40,955
I'm going to go insane.

221
00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:51,008
[grunting]

222
00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:53,358
Come on, Reese,
we don't want to be late.

223
00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:54,708
We're doing
the mambo tonight.

224
00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:57,449
I'll home about 10:30.

225
00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:58,668
[yelling]

226
00:08:58,712 --> 00:08:59,800
What are you doing?

227
00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:00,931
Is it too much to ask
that we get

228
00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,629
some pickles in this house
that are edible?

229
00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,848
Hal, what's wrong?Nothing.

230
00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,284
Just... just go
to your class.

231
00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:10,854
Look, you have been snapping
at everybody all week.

232
00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,727
My class can
wait one minute.

233
00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,946
Now, you tell me
what's going on.

234
00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,382
All right.

235
00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,820
This thing happened and
I didn't want to talk about it

236
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,778
because I wasn't sure
it actually happened,

237
00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,780
and if it didn't, I'd be like
the biggest jerk in the world

238
00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,173
for saying that it did
when it didn't.

239
00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:26,653
I'd be creating
this whole big issue.

240
00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,089
But, you know what,
the more I think about it,

241
00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,830
the more I realize
it did happen.

242
00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:30,874
Oh, it did!

243
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:32,180
[Hal continues talking]You know, Dewey,

244
00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,790
I've recently come
into a little money.

245
00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:36,750
So I went to the mall to
buy myself a CD player,

246
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,622
and then I saw
this little kid that
reminded me of you.

247
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,277
And I thought of a
better way to spend it.

248
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,453
So, here.

249
00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,890
Wow!

250
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,374
Oh, my God!

251
00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,463
The look on your face--
that was totally worth it!

252
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,770
You're the worst brother ever.

253
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,206
I know! I know!

254
00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,121
HAL:
Because I was there
when it happened!

255
00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:02,079
Oh, we like to think that
the differences people have

256
00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:03,646
aren't really
differences at all,

257
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,256
but then suddenly
you're on the outside

258
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,650
being taken advantage of
because you're different.

259
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:08,695
Honey, I'm sorry.
I got to go.

260
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:11,523
We can talk
later. Bye.

261
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,531
[muttering quietly]

262
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:20,924
[keypad beeping]

263
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,926
[clears throat]

264
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,536
[phone line rings]

265
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,758
[phone dialing]

266
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,630
[phone line rings]

267
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:34,721
[phone dialing]

268
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,679
[phone line rings]

269
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,028
ABE: Hello.Abe, it's Hal.

270
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,726
You've reached
Kenarbans.

271
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:42,859
Please leave a message
after the beep.

272
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,123
Abe, it's Hal.

273
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,951
I don't know if
this is recording,

274
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:50,040
but we have something
we need to talk about.

275
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,825
Now, I could be mistaken,
and If I am

276
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,262
I'm sure it's going to make me
sound like I'm an idiot...

277
00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,611
[beeps]

278
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,135
[frustrated grunt]

279
00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:00,485
[grunts][phone dialing, busy signal]

280
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,748
[groans]

281
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,924
Dad, Stevie's being
really annoying.

282
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,708
He's filming
everything I do.

283
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:06,970
Malcolm's being...

284
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,929
Damn it, Stevie,
I don't want to hear it.

285
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:09,756
You just behave yourself.

286
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,062
You are a guest
in this house.

287
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,977
He was a guest
in your house.

288
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,414
People should never
yell at children.

289
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:19,504
Especially children
that aren't their own.

290
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,942
I apologized
two minutes later,

291
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,988
and Stevie accepted
the apology.

292
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,598
You know, he's not
that fragile,

293
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:27,774
so why don't
you just relax.

294
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,601
Really.
What?

295
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,429
At least I'm man enough
to apologize

296
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:32,604
when I've been a jerk.

297
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,171
What is that
supposed to mean?

298
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,999
You know darn well
what I'm talking about.

299
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,828
The way you and our friends
treated me the other night.

300
00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:39,742
What?

301
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:40,743
Oh, please.

302
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:41,875
Look, obviously
I'm different.

303
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,572
I mean, I walked
through that door

304
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:44,965
and stuck out like
a sore thumb.

305
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,141
I always thought
those things didn't
matter, but...

306
00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:50,013
If you're implying what
I think you're implying...

307
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,841
You want me to just
come out and say it?

308
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,016
I think you'd better.

309
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:55,540
Fine. You and your
poker buddies

310
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:56,977
all ganged up on me

311
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,762
because I'm not
a professional.

312
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,982
Excuse me?!
Yeah, you

313
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,548
and your doctor friend
and your lawyer friend

314
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:04,767
and your dentist friend.

315
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,769
You decided it was okay
to skin a guy

316
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,815
just because he's
a working stiff.

317
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:11,992
And I bet you had a big laugh
about it afterwards.

318
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,907
Listen, you idiot,
we didn't gang up on you.

319
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,257
You just stink at poker.Oh, is that right?

320
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,041
[arguing continues]That was a cheap shot.

321
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:20,609
The truth... hurts.

322
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:21,958
HAL:
If we were playing

323
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,220
in a straight game,

324
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,048
I would have mopped
the floor with you.

325
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,789
We did play
in a straight game--
Hah!

326
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,053
and you went home
crying to your mama.

327
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,794
Well, why don't we
play right now

328
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:32,969
and we'll see who
will do the crying

329
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,058
and who will do
the mopping.

330
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,538
I will own you.

331
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,845
I... I mean...

332
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,237
I didn't mean...

333
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,804
I meant...

334
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:44,764
Oh, shut up
and get the cards.

335
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:52,772
♪

336
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:10,180
You going to see me?

337
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:14,881
[whispers]:
He doesn't have
the flush.

338
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,057
What?

339
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:17,840
He has a tell.

340
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:21,713
He licks his lips
when he's bluffing.

341
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,502
I'll see your five and...

342
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:30,244
raise you five.

343
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,725
Fold.

344
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,640
[laughs]

345
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,165
♪

346
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,872
The bet's $10.

347
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,574
I call. Straight.

348
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,185
Flush.

349
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:04,974
[timer dings]

350
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,933
Time's up.
My turn with the string.

351
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,760
I don't have it.
I gave it to Pete.

352
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:09,892
I gave it to Francis.

353
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,460
And then I gave it
back to Eric.

354
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,114
What? You did not.

355
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,115
Yes, I did.

356
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,073
What are you trying to pull?

357
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,815
Nothing. I'm just saying
I don't have the string.

358
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,077
You're the last person
I saw it with.

359
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,949
What the hell are
we going to do

360
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:23,950
without that string?

361
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,735
Guys, come on.
It's just a stupid string.

362
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,000
So what do you think
would be a reason

363
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,045
for saying that, Eric?

364
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:32,915
You're the only one

365
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,135
who seems to have a motive
against the string.

366
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,137
No, I love the string.
It's just...

367
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,703
Maybe you loved it
a little too much.

368
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,140
And I quote,

369
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:43,404
"If I can't have
the string, no one will."

370
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,622
I didn't say that!

371
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:45,493
Well, someone said it!

372
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,016
You just now!

373
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,713
Don't try to twist
this around.

374
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,063
He's not the one
on trial.

375
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,978
What trial?!

376
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,023
Guilty!
Guilty!
Guilty!

377
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,131
He raises four.

378
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:18,221
Your four,
five more.

379
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,222
Malcolm, maybe...

380
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,311
You want to play?
Fine.

381
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,531
I almost feel
sorry for them.

382
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,532
Almost.

383
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:25,750
[laughs]

384
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,753
All right, we're going
to end this right here.

385
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:29,754
Winner take all.

386
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,974
Fine.

387
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:32,801
Turn 'em up.

388
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:33,976
Three fives.

389
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,891
Three fives with a jack.

390
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,632
Yeah!

391
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,462
That makes six fives!

392
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:44,160
What the hell kind
of deck has six fives!

393
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,075
I don't know.
I got 'em from the boys' room.

394
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,120
You call yourself
a poker player?

395
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,860
You don't even have
a decent deck.

396
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:49,905
Well, I'm sorry

397
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,385
I don't have
solid gold playing cards

398
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,430
like you're accustomed to
at your house.

399
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:56,259
This poor-guy act is
getting a little tiring!

400
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,696
Your superior act
is getting a little old, too.

401
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,090
If I'm such a big jerk
why'd you even come over?!

402
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,049
Pardon me for wanting
to play poker

403
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,181
with my best friend!

404
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:14,234
I mean, I was really excited
to come over and play poker

405
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,888
and meet your other friends.

406
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:24,244
Truth be told, I was excited
for you to come over, too.

407
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,637
I bought a new shirt.

408
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:27,856
That Hawaiian one?

409
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,120
I like that one.

410
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,037
Why are we fighting
like this?

411
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,518
Because we're idiots!

412
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,868
[both laugh]

413
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,526
[both laugh]

414
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,051
Well, boys, what do you say
we all go out

415
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,531
to get some ice cream?

416
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,880
Sounds good to me.

417
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:55,188
Hey, Dewey, come on.
We're going for ice cream.

418
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,972
Where's your brother?

419
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,452
REESE:
You see this, ladies?

420
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,541
Mrs. Angela's going
to get her dance.

421
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:03,500
As for the rest of you,
I'm not running a charity here.

422
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,720
You have to come up
with the dough!

423
00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:07,852
I do not dance on credit.

424
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,332
No offense, but some of you

425
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:12,248
might not even be around
next week.

426
00:17:17,992 --> 00:17:19,690
[waltz playing]

427
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,468
[cheering]

428
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:01,254
[laughs]

429
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,125
Oh, I didn't want
that to end.

430
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,344
That does it.

431
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:07,173
I'm signing up
for your Monday-
Wednesday class.

432
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,826
Maybe Saturday, too.

433
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,263
But first I've got to...

434
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,874
Lois, Lois, please.
Come-come with me.

435
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,227
Uh...

436
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,403
We have to stop this.

437
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:21,274
Why?

438
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,232
Honey, you've outgrown me.

439
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,278
I give beginning
dance lessons,

440
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:28,237
usually to people
who can barely move.

441
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,283
Now...

442
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,763
this is another instructor.

443
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,853
He's across town,
but he is the best.

444
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:39,292
He's the only one
who can take you
to the next level.

445
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,729
But I really love it here.

446
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,993
Lois, you have a gift.

447
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:47,300
You mustn't waste it.

448
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:50,781
It's time for you
to-to spread your wings...

449
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,394
...and fly.

450
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,396
Fly away, little bird.

451
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:01,618
Oh, my God!

452
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,317
Francis, you're
going to do it?!

453
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,622
Hey, I'm your best friend.

454
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,537
I'm not going to let
one of these jerks brand you.

455
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,322
Now everyone's
going to know

456
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,584
that you're
a string thief.

457
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:11,324
[screams]

458
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:14,414
LAVERNIA:
We're shoveled out.

459
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:17,286
Vacation's over.

460
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,464
He took the string.

461
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:29,298
Every damn storm.

462
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:36,436
So, Dewey, how come
you're not playing
with your toy?

463
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,568
What are you smiling about?

464
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,049
♪

465
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,839
♪

466
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,668
Where did you get this?!

467
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:54,410
♪

468
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,460
Have a seat.
In a minute

469
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:03,854
you and Mrs. Johnson do
the forbidden dance.

470
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:07,075
You think that's
the only copy?

471
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,468
What do you take me for?

472
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:12,080
Enjoy your
assembly tomorrow.

473
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,387
I'm going to the ball game
with Abe this weekend.

474
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,520
He had one ticket.
Invited me.

475
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,305
That's great, dear.
I'm glad.

476
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,132
What's this?

477
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,874
♪

478
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:56,864
He was trying to get rid of me.

479
00:20:56,907 --> 00:21:00,084
Hal, turn this off.

480
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,435
Hal?

481
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,350
Oh, my God,
I can't believe

482
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,221
how beautifully you dance.

483
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,095
Hal, you are such a fool.

484
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,706
♪

485
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,464
[furniture, dishes clattering]