1 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:03,394 You would not.I would too. 2 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:05,266 No clothes at all. 3 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:06,832 Go all the way across the street 4 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:08,182 and ring Mrs. Conlin's doorbell. 5 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:09,835 Yeah, I would totally do it, 6 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:11,446 but you don't have ten bucks. 7 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:13,187 Dewey? 8 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:14,188 Ah-ah-ah. 9 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:15,450 No underwear. 10 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:17,539 No clothes at all. 11 00:00:17,582 --> 00:00:18,670 Of course. 12 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,326 What are you doing? 13 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:23,849 You said no clothes. 14 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:26,113 I'll be right back, losers. 15 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:33,120 I never thought he'd do it. 16 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:34,860 I guess he outsmarted us. 17 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:36,775 You opened her gate, right? 18 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:38,212 Of course. 19 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,431 [dog barking] 20 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:42,433 REESE: Good dog, good dog... 21 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:44,870 Go away! Somebody help! No! No! 22 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:46,350 [screaming] 23 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:49,353 ♪ Yes, no, maybe 24 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,573 ♪ I don't know 25 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:54,967 ♪ Can you repeat the question? 26 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:57,796 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 27 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,190 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 28 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:02,584 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 29 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:04,586 ♪ And you're not so big 30 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:07,197 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 31 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:09,373 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 32 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:11,810 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 33 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:14,465 ♪ And you're not so big 34 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:18,121 ♪ Life is unfair. 35 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:21,255 So the universe... 36 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:24,258 can be... finite... 37 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:26,303 and unbounded... 38 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:29,132 but if... 39 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:32,266 Are you... listening? 40 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:35,356 Oh, my God. Sara Coleman is so beautiful. 41 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:39,011 Look at the way she runs her hand through her hair. 42 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:40,535 And that smile. 43 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:43,146 You look at her and you can't even see anyone else. 44 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:50,284 Every day... you do this. 45 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:53,374 Ask her... out. 46 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,071 Come on, Stevie. 47 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,855 Sara would never go out with me. 48 00:01:56,899 --> 00:01:58,727 She's smart, she's cool, she's good-looking, 49 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:01,077 and if we went out together, it would make me happy. 50 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,644 So therefore, it will never happen. 51 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:05,777 I am destined to be the most miserable person on earth. 52 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,779 Boo... 53 00:02:09,824 --> 00:02:11,218 ...hoo. 54 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:12,567 Shut up. 55 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,569 Look, it's complicated, okay? 56 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:18,181 You don't just walk up to a girl and say, "Hey, I like you." 57 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:19,617 You'd look like an idiot. 58 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:22,098 You have to know the right way to say things and... 59 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,839 Sara wants to know if you like her. 60 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:25,188 What?He likes her! 61 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,451 Oh. She likes him, too. 62 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,414 Remember yesterday when we were sitting around, 63 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:35,198 and then we got a drink of water, 64 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:36,330 and then we sat around again? 65 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:38,419 We should totally do that again. 66 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:39,594 Okay. 67 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:41,117 Look at me. It's official. 68 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,423 I have a girlfriend! 69 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:43,772 I'm officially someone's boyfriend! 70 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:45,252 Watch this. 71 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:52,172 I can do that any time I want. 72 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,438 I hate this part. 73 00:02:57,481 --> 00:03:00,136 This where we have to split up so my family won't see us. 74 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,181 I'll miss you. 75 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:06,273 You're a really good kisser. 76 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:07,665 Thanks. 77 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,101 Bye. 78 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:12,888 "Thanks?" 79 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,498 What does that mean? 80 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,239 What's wrong with the way I kiss? 81 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,849 Are my lips too wet? 82 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:19,851 Maybe they're too dry. 83 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:22,506 I don't see why she couldn't just return the compliment! 84 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:25,466 God, I'm the worst boyfriend ever. 85 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:26,858 Okay, just calm down. 86 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:28,295 I'm a good boyfriend. 87 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:31,080 She wouldn't be my girlfriend if I wasn't. 88 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:33,865 I have a girlfriend! 89 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:35,650 I don't understand. 90 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:38,305 All I did was take a donut out of a Dumpster! 91 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:39,523 How is that stealing? 92 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,351 I had to fight a cat to get it! 93 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:43,353 Well, the restaurant owner wants to press charges. 94 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:44,485 There's nothing I can do. 95 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,138 Look, I know the guy. 96 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:48,315 He's a bit of a hothead, but I promise you 97 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:50,273 he'll lose interest in four or five days. 98 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:53,058 Four or five days?! 99 00:03:53,102 --> 00:03:56,540 I have to start a logging job up in Mamu, and I'm late as it is! 100 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:57,889 It won't be so bad. 101 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:00,370 Three square meals a day, courtesy of my wife. 102 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:02,938 You look like you could use some home cooking. 103 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,418 What would you like for dinner? 104 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:06,289 Chicken or a nice porterhouse steak? 105 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:09,379 A porterhouse, I guess. 106 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:10,989 Oh, you're going to love her cooking. 107 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,382 Well, thank you. 108 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:24,133 At first, I had no idea what was going on. 109 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:25,874 And then I realized I was looking 110 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:27,310 at a 425 requisition form. 111 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:28,659 [chuckling] 112 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:32,359 Shelby had filled it out thinking it was a 428. 113 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,448 Oh, this isn't interesting, is it? 114 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:36,798 No, wait, it is. 115 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:39,235 You just need to know what a 425 form is. 116 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,454 You see, there's a subtle difference between... 117 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:41,455 Dewey, how was your day? 118 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:42,673 I've got a new friend. 119 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:45,763 His name's Ronnie. He just moved here. 120 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:49,245 He's got a Nintendo, a Playstation and a nanny. 121 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,464 He's really rich. 122 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:53,336 Oh? Nice to meet you, Ronnie. 123 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,338 No! He's real. 124 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,558 I can make real friends, too. 125 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,473 Oh, of course you can, honey. Just don't be too frustrated 126 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,736 if it takes you a little bit longer than the other boys. 127 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:04,304 Ronnie is real! 128 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,265 Reese! What are you doing?! 129 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,180 Malcolm's got a girlfriend. 130 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:12,703 What?!Son, is this true? 131 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:15,532 Reese!Damn, I was saving that for report card day! 132 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:16,707 She's not... 133 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:19,144 We're just friends. 134 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,929 Malcolm, look at me! 135 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:22,496 Oh, my God, it's true... 136 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:24,933 Malcolm, no! You do not do this yet! 137 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:27,457 I saw them behind the 7-Eleven, French-kissing. 138 00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:28,589 That's with tongue, Mom. 139 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:30,373 Don't you want to go to college? 140 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,462 Don't you care about your future? 141 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:34,159 Malcolm, you are not mature enough 142 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:37,467 to prioritize between homework and some prepubescent tramp! 143 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,077 Your mother is right, son. 144 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:42,211 I waited until I was 11 before I kissed my... 145 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:44,605 Wait, how old are you? Never mind. 146 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:48,739 What I'm saying is, it was a different time back then. 147 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:50,524 There was a war on.[doorbell ringing] 148 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,439 I'll get it. 149 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:53,875 Maybe that's Malcolm's girlfriend 150 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,485 who's come over for a little French-kissing. 151 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:56,791 Who is this girl? 152 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,836 Mom, don't make such a big deal out of this. 153 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,447 I didn't tell anyone because I knew 154 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:01,883 this is exactly how you people would react. 155 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,450 This is none of your business. 156 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,234 It's nobody's business! 157 00:06:05,277 --> 00:06:08,019 It's not a big deal, okay?! 158 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,763 Well, it's not. 159 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:16,245 And I would appreciate it if we could just drop it. 160 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,076 This is Ronnie DeMarco. 161 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:24,645 As you can see, he's real. 162 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,037 Ow! 163 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,343 Hmm... 164 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,432 Interesting. 165 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,695 We'll be in my room. 166 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:32,914 [door slamming] 167 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:41,488 I can't believe how much stuff you have. 168 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,446 Want to play cowboys? 169 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,579 Nah, I hate cowboys. 170 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:46,928 You can have 'em. 171 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:48,886 Really? Thanks! 172 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,585 No take-backs. 173 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:52,499 Hey. 174 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:53,717 Ronnie, would you please 175 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:56,067 empty the dishwasher for Mommy? 176 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:57,634 [sighing]: Okay... 177 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,157 Okay. 178 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:00,724 So, Dewey, come here, come here. 179 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:02,247 Ronnie's birthday's coming up, 180 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,249 and I want to throw him a surprise party. 181 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:06,251 But he doesn't know that many people here 182 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,818 because of the move and all. 183 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,516 And I thought maybe since you're his first friend 184 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,300 here in the neighborhood, you could help me. 185 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:12,823 Okay.Okay, now, 186 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,738 I want to invite your entire class. 187 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,174 All 30 kids? 188 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:17,480 Well, yeah, isn't that what you do 189 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:18,873 for your birthday parties? 190 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:22,267 [whistling] 191 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:26,141 Oh? What are we celebrating? 192 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:29,144 BOTH: One, two, three, four, five... 193 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:30,711 Damn it, you get back here right now! 194 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:33,148 I wish I was dead! 195 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:34,628 Sorta. 196 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:36,368 I was thinking Ronnie would like 197 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:38,501 a Star Warstheme for his party. 198 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,547 No, do cowboys! 199 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:41,983 What? Cowboys. 200 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:44,420 He likes cowboys better than Star Wars. 201 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,161 Okay, that'll be fun. 202 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:47,945 [whispering]: Thank you, Dewey. 203 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:56,127 Oh, Brock... 204 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:57,607 Vanessa? 205 00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:59,870 You're trembling. What's wrong? 206 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:01,350 Chad's getting suspicious. 207 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:02,525 You know he's been asking 208 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,571 questions at the orphanage. 209 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:06,355 We need to get out of here. 210 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,575 And say good-bye to all that money? I don't think so. 211 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,098 We just need to bide our time. 212 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:11,752 How can I trust you, Brock, 213 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,580 when you haven't even told Cassandra about us yet? 214 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:16,670 Have a heart, Vanessa. The woman's still in a coma. 215 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:18,149 Coma? 216 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:20,412 Hey, honey. 217 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:24,678 I just got back from the mayor's office. 218 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:26,984 He thinks he's going to kill our little real estate deal. 219 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:28,725 We can't let him do that! What about those pictures 220 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:30,379 of him and the Hastings girl? 221 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,729 They're on their way to the newspapers right now. 222 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:34,557 We're going to destroy the old bastard. 223 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:37,604 Perfect. Now all we have to worry about is old man Landers. 224 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:38,909 CHAD: Mmm. 225 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,823 VANESSA: Maybe we should send Largo 226 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,565 to pay him a little visit. 227 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:45,481 [both chuckle] 228 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,136 What'd I miss? 229 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,441 Mr. Herkabe just called. 230 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,574 He said you got Cs on your last two tests 231 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,794 and you didn't even turn in your history paper. 232 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,491 I warned you about this, Malcolm! 233 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,362 Mom, this has nothing to do with Sara. 234 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,407 I just forgot. 235 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,974 I'm doing it now, okay? 236 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:08,722 So, what kind of socks are you wearing? 237 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,637 Yeah, I like those. 238 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,813 Which shoes are you wearing? 239 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:13,814 Not the sneakers? 240 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,424 How about your boots? 241 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,426 Your sandals. 242 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:20,821 God, I, like, totally love all your shoes. 243 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:23,650 Yeah, I guess I have homework to do, too. 244 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,260 You hang up first. 245 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:27,175 No, you hang...[dial tone] 246 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:28,568 Hello? 247 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,745 This is all your fault, Hal. 248 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,660 You're the one who bought him that acne medicine. 249 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,096 I thought we were safe. 250 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,663 I mean, he's still goofy-looking. 251 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,056 His head is like five times too big for his body. 252 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,493 We shouldn't have to worry about this with Malcolm. 253 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,495 He's gifted. He's in genius classes. 254 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,193 Girls aren't supposed to be interested in him 255 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,803 until he's 28 and a billionaire. 256 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,979 Well, certain things are beyond the boy's control, Lois. 257 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,633 It's his genetics. 258 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:53,680 The girls, they just swoon. 259 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,682 Sorry. What am I telling you for? 260 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,858 You battle with it every day. 261 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,033 There's nothing we can do. 262 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,861 Oh, yes, there is. I can ground him. 263 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:01,862 And I can ground him again. 264 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,559 And I can keep on grounding him 265 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,908 until he graduates from Harvard. 266 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:05,909 Lois, if we push too hard, 267 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,737 he's just going to pull away. 268 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,565 And then we'll have another Francis on our hands. 269 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,001 Are you blaming Francis on me? 270 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,481 What? No! 271 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,656 That's what you said. 272 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,266 No, I meant that... 273 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:18,226 Lois, please, l-let's... let's not have this veer off 274 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:21,316 into us somehow not having sex tonight. 275 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,753 Oh, God! 276 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:26,495 Why do they do this to us? 277 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,889 Why can't they learn from their mistakes? 278 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,674 Do you think they're just being stupid on purpose? 279 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,763 It seems like the only logical conclusion. 280 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,809 When they're grown and they have families of their own, 281 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,680 we don't have to let them visit, do we? 282 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,595 Absolutely not, sweetie. 283 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,553 It's just going to be you and me, 284 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:42,903 old and shriveled, 285 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:45,732 alone in a big, empty house, 286 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:50,345 the only sound the gentle sucking of the respirator. 287 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,913 And all our money will be sitting in a bank 288 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,523 helping no one. 289 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,747 You guys seen Sara? 290 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:01,748 No. 291 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:02,749 That's weird. 292 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:03,880 She's two minutes late. 293 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,490 Were you supposed to meet her here? 294 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,275 Well, no, not exactly. 295 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,929 But it was implied. 296 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,582 Implied? 297 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:11,845 It's our thing. It's what we do. 298 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,760 We meet at the water fountain at 8:00. 299 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:14,848 We're always within 30 seconds 300 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,110 of each other in the lunch line, 301 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,589 and when I get home every night, 302 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,156 I wait four minutes before I call her. 303 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,549 That's how it's always been. 304 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:21,768 That's our thing. 305 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,421 Wow. 306 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,772 I didn't know having a girlfriend was so creepy. 307 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:26,860 It's not creepy! 308 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,078 This is totally normal. 309 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,079 This is dating. 310 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,646 You spend time with each other, 311 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,213 get to know each other's habits. 312 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,171 When you're in a relationship, you'll understand. 313 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,130 But until then, back off. 314 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:39,742 I'll just hang out outside the bathrooms. 315 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:40,787 Hi, Mrs. DeMarco. 316 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,440 Sorry to bother you, 317 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,791 but the nanny put too much banana in my smoothie. 318 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,967 Oh, well, we'll fix that, honey. 319 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,012 [whispering]: I just booked the cowboy. 320 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,362 He's going to be passing out cowboy hats 321 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,799 and making balloon animals. 322 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,365 Does he do trick-shooting? 323 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,802 Well, if he doesn't, 324 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,020 I'm sure we can find someone who does. 325 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,936 I bet Ronnie'd like a moonbounce, too. 326 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:10,120 This relationship is finally starting to make sense. 327 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:12,906 For a while, all we did was fight, then make out. 328 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,690 Then fight, then make out. 329 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,126 But that's all behind us. 330 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,042 We were screaming at each other five minutes ago. 331 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,914 But now it just feels so right. 332 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:23,046 Wait. What are you doing? Where are you going? 333 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,831 Home. 334 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,833 We've been kissing for two hours. 335 00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:27,964 My face is sore. 336 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,357 Yeah, she's right. 337 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,837 We can't make out all day. 338 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,056 We've both got our own things to do. 339 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,058 She's so smart when it comes to these things. 340 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,843 If you're seeing someone else, just tell me! 341 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,888 What?! 342 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,237 I'm sorry. 343 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,196 I don't know where that came from. 344 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,851 Look, I got to go home. 345 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,853 I'll call you tonight. 346 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,858 That was pathetic. 347 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,034 You were watching us?! 348 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,383 Believe me, it's the last time. 349 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,080 You know, just because you have a girl 350 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,952 doesn't mean you should act like one. 351 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,606 I don't know what's wrong with her. 352 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,956 She's driving me crazy. 353 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,262 I freak out, like, 20 times a day. 354 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,612 Dude, you think about everything too much. 355 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,050 You just got to calm down, turn off your brain. 356 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,225 It's not that easy. 357 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,227 Sure, it is. I do it all the time. 358 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,619 Watch. 359 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,491 You can't just turn off your... 360 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,536 Reese? 361 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,060 Reese? 362 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,757 Whoa... 363 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,324 How long was I out? 364 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:26,675 BROCK: And as I pulled her from the wreckage, 365 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:30,722 she was so disfigured 366 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:34,901 that I didn't even know it was my own sister! 367 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,033 VANESSA: Don't worry. 368 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,643 Dimitri is the finest 369 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,123 reconstructive surgeon in the state. 370 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,691 Who's Dimitri? 371 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,736 The head of Municipal Hospital. 372 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,087 He and Vanessa had an affair last year, then he... 373 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,871 Shut up in there! 374 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,571 Oh, man, who's got their assignment on Cambodia? 375 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:54,921 I need to borrow it. 376 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:58,141 Where were you... last night? 377 00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,099 What? 378 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,492 The Space 1999marathon 379 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,146 on the Sci-Fi Channel. 380 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:06,454 I made you a tunic. And a hologram badge. 381 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,934 Dabney, I...Forget it! 382 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,675 I gave it to my mom's boyfriend. 383 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,112 Thanks for nothing. 384 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,157 Guys, look, I'm sorry. 385 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,898 I've just been... 386 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,683 Sara and I were on the phone... 387 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,077 Never mind, I'm just sorry. 388 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,952 I promise this won't happen again. 389 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,345 I think I turned a corner on this thing. 390 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,740 Sara and I were talking, and, uh, it just came to me. 391 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:36,049 I think we worked things out. 392 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,094 Can you guys excuse me for a second? I'll be right back. 393 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,839 He does seem... sorry. 394 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,972 I say we cancel our vote of censure. 395 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,974 I second that. 396 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:51,934 After all, he was there for us after the Arboretum burnt down. 397 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,371 And how can you look in those eyes 398 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,721 and say no to anything he asks? 399 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,332 [both sigh] 400 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:01,901 I think... he's learned... his lesson. 401 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:12,433 Okay, only two invitations left. 402 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,043 Ronnie's going to have a moonbounce 403 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,218 and a make-your-own-sundae cart. 404 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,306 I'll go. 405 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,742 Maybe you will. 406 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,570 What kind of present would you bring? 407 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:20,571 Skateboard. 408 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,182 Excellent choice. 409 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:25,054 Ronnie already has a brand-new skateboard. 410 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,883 Why don't you let me worry about Ronnie? 411 00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:32,235 Sit. 412 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,671 Look at yourself. 413 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,369 They put you on probation. 414 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,761 Probation! 415 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,241 If you do just 416 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,851 one more thing wrong, 417 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,418 they're going to kick you out of school! 418 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,333 Do you have any idea how serious this is? 419 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,118 Is this who you want to be? 420 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,076 You want to be some little lapdog 421 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,904 who ruins his life for some girl? 422 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,210 For God's sake, Malcolm, 423 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,386 you beat up a foreign exchange student! 424 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,996 Poor little Zadoc 425 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,172 left his country to get away from this kind of abuse! 426 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,870 Are you even listening to me? 427 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,263 Yes, I'm listening! 428 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,787 But you know what, Mom? I've got bigger problems! 429 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,224 You may not have noticed, 430 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,008 but I've been screwing up a lot lately. 431 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,836 All because of some stupid girl. 432 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,185 I'm on probation! 433 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,579 I beat up a kid who doesn't even speak English! 434 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,233 I am going through a lot right now, 435 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,322 and you don't even care! 436 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,065 VANESSA: We can still 437 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,718 pull this off. 438 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,459 You'll never pass the DNA test, Vanessa. 439 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,940 And even your lies aren't going to be enough this time. 440 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,944 But, Brock, if you didn't buy the mining rights, then who did? 441 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,120 BROCK: Don't either of you two see what's going on? 442 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,600 The person who bought the mining rights 443 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,254 is the same person 444 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,907 who stole Mrs. Bronson's diamond brooch. 445 00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,387 And the person who ran Nathaniel's car 446 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,736 off the road that night. 447 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,129 That person's name is... 448 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,478 Okay, you're free to go. 449 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,089 Shh!Come on, move it! 450 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,265 What? No, no, no! You can't do this to me. 451 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,701 Just give me five more minutes! 452 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:47,658 Let's go. 453 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,095 Wait! No! hang on! 454 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,183 Wait, it was the mayor, right? 455 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,619 No, the Widow Farthington! 456 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,055 And what about the creepy janitor? 457 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,056 Oh, no, no, no! 458 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,275 His amnesiac brother! 459 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,276 [shrieks] 460 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,233 [door slamming] 461 00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,105 [bell ringing] 462 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,107 I didn't understand one word 463 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,717 that was said in the last six hours. 464 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,327 I'm exhausted. 465 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,329 I couldn't sleep all night. 466 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:09,289 But I finally figured out what I got to do. 467 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,681 Sara, wait up! 468 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:15,077 Look, I've done a lot of thinking, 469 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,165 and we need to talk. 470 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,733 Sara, this just isn't working. 471 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,126 Since I've known you, 472 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,301 I've been nothing but obsessive and neurotic 473 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:25,479 and a totally jealous creep who's way too clingy. 474 00:17:25,521 --> 00:17:27,220 I don't like what this relationship 475 00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:29,178 has turned me into, so... 476 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,310 I got you this pager. 477 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,876 What? It's perfect. 478 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,965 See, now we'll know exactly where the other one is 479 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,316 every second of the day. No more worry, no more doubt. 480 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:37,926 We'll finally be able to trust each other. 481 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,188 It's perfect. 482 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,277 We have to break up, Malcolm. 483 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,715 I don't think you heard me. 484 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,240 In fact, I'm proposing the exact opposite of that. 485 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,111 That's what the pager's for. 486 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,113 I'm sorry. 487 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:54,290 Good-bye. 488 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,119 No. 489 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,687 No! No! 490 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,689 Sara! 491 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,386 [echoing] 492 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,171 You can't break up with me! 493 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:08,130 Because I am filled with nothing but love and good feelings 494 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,915 and no anger and no jealousy. 495 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,222 And none of those bad things that will lead to you 496 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,484 not wanting to be with me! 497 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,616 Okay, fine! 498 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,183 Get out of here! 499 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,706 I don't need you anyway! 500 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:19,707 I hate your guts! 501 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,795 I never needed you! 502 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,145 No, no, no, no. 503 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,712 I love you! 504 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,279 I always have! 505 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,802 I always will! 506 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,500 We were meant to be together! 507 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:33,329 I gave you my soul, Sara! 508 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,852 I gave it to you! 509 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,289 My soul! 510 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,029 My soul... 511 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,990 Sara! 512 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,174 ♪ Yippie ki-yay 513 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,611 ♪ Just rolled off his tongue 514 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,309 ♪ That's how the West was won... ♪ 515 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:57,875 MRS. DeMARCO: Here you go, sweetheart. 516 00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:00,400 You know, I always thought you hated cookie dough. 517 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:01,792 So, are you having a good time? 518 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,185 Yeah, Mom. 519 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,447 Thanks. 520 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,188 Well, you really should thank Dewey, too. 521 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,843 He was a big help in planning all of this. 522 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,194 [laughing]: I got you! 523 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,848 You're dead! 524 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,981 You ruined my birthday! 525 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,461 I hate you! 526 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:22,248 I've had two sundaes and four snow cones. 527 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,555 Malcolm, let go. 528 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,470 Come on, come on. 529 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,343 I can't feel my fingers. 530 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,345 Hey, I'll go get us some more punch. 531 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,389 How does that sound, huh? 532 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,308 You know, son, this is all part of growing up. 533 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,658 You're just going to have to get used to it. 534 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,276 No, I don't. 535 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,669 I can go back. 536 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,282 I can go back. 537 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,156 What are you doing? 538 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,288 Playing. 539 00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,028 I'm going to play. 540 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,856 You can't! You're too big. 541 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,293 No, I'm not. 542 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,685 I'm going back. 543 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:09,904 No. 544 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,035 You're too big! 545 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,515 You're going to ruin my party! 546 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,300 GIRL: You can't be in here. 547 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,302 ♪ Sunny day 548 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:20,915 ♪ Sweeping the clouds away 549 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:26,660 ♪ On my way to where the air is sweet... ♪ 550 00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:29,053 [screaming] 551 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,099 [cowboy yodeling] 552 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,549 Okay, don't panic! 553 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,290 Okay, okay. 554 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,988 Ah. 555 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:54,340 [grunting] 556 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,080 [laughs] 557 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,257 You're okay. Don't be scared! 558 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,872 Oh! Don't be afraid, son. 559 00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,439 It was just a loud explosion. 560 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,354 Everything is going to be okay! 561 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,355 Don't be afraid anymore. 562 00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:14,229 [high-pitched whistling] 563 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,450 Just once, I'd like to learn a lesson 564 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,755 without something exploding. 565 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,757 ♪ That's how the West was won.