1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,976 All over the world, humanity reacts to the simple fact 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,816 the species that came before us was woken up. 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:11,176 The unified intelligence task force was created 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,616 to deal with alien life forms. 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,056 I haven't got clearance. 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,176 - I am grade ten. I work in transport. - I'm a clerk. 7 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,056 Almost. 8 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:22,456 The first official meeting with homo aqua will begin here. 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,896 My name is Kate lethbridge-Stewart, 10 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,560 commander-in-chief of the unified intelligence task force. 11 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:32,616 And I hope this will be the start of a great endeavour to find peace. 12 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,016 We have a gift for you. 13 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,896 My children. 14 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,856 But they choked on your oil and poison and excrement. 15 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,456 I must state that we recognise the problems... 16 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,680 - You are not known to us. - We would speak... 17 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,560 With him. 18 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,616 With me, please, sir. 19 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,680 I suggest that this... Meeting is adjourned... 20 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,576 - ..- While we, er... - Follow me. 21 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,840 While we regroup. 22 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,016 His name's barclay Pierre-dupont. 23 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,216 He's a grade ten who works in logistics. 24 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,176 Family? Ex-wife and teenage child. 25 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,256 Bring them in, put them in an interview room. 26 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,360 I want his file on my screen by the time I get downstairs. 27 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,376 Kate lethbridge-Stewart. 28 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,696 Yeah, I know. I book your taxis. 29 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:13,800 Sit down. 30 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,416 - We weren't expecting this... - Obviously. 31 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,576 - Me, either. - So help me understand. 32 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,176 Out of nearly eight billion humans on this planet, 33 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,536 why do homo aqua want you as ambassador? 34 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,576 I don't know. 35 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,256 What communications have you had with homo aqua prior to today? 36 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,536 None. 37 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,600 Never. 38 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,936 - I mean, I had a goldfish once. - Is that relevant? 39 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,416 This isn't a joke, mr dupont. 40 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,456 I'm not joking. 41 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,336 He was called Simon. 42 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,896 Right now, a team of experts are trawling through 43 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,216 every detail of your private life. 44 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:50,256 Every text message, every email, every photo, 45 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,016 everyone you've ever met. 46 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,736 Barclay Pierre-dupont, born 15.11.82. 47 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,936 - Get me his immediate family. - Yes, ma'am. 48 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,816 Vehicles en route. 49 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,776 - Parents, deceased. - Married Barbara nyamai, June 2003. 50 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,456 Divorced November 2022. 51 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,720 The split was amicable. 52 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,416 Whatever he's done, I'm not part of it. 53 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,016 We're not even together! 54 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,640 I understand, ma'am. Sit down. 55 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,896 Teenage child. Kirby, 16. 56 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,056 - Lives with the mother. - Studying a-levels. 57 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,856 Seize all devices and bring them in for questioning right now. 58 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,776 My family have got nothing to do with this. 59 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,816 They don't even know I'm here. 60 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,440 I never asked for this to happen, ok? 61 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,616 But I do want to help. 62 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:29,800 And the thing is... 63 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,696 You need me. 64 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:34,760 Am I right? 65 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,320 Well, am I right? 66 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,136 The first day of h2o diplomacy 67 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,200 has concluded with an abrupt change of ambassador. 68 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,976 Sir Jonathan hynes has made no comment over his dismissal, 69 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,896 and the identity of the new ambassador has been suppressed. 70 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,936 This man is the most important person on the planet. 71 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,896 Don't we have a right to know who he is? 72 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:04,656 We cannot allow a foreign species to dictate our diplomacy process. 73 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,880 This is dangerous. 74 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:14,456 Prime minister. The h20 committee will not allow a random civilian 75 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,896 to represent them. Kate, you're to go back in that room and tell her. 76 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,896 We choose our ambassador and the committee's decision is final. 77 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,296 I'd do it myself, but it doesn't look good, does it, 78 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,016 if I'm the one in there when war breaks out? 79 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,896 Not when you can blame unit. 80 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,296 Sorry. 81 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:30,880 That's not what I meant. 82 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,736 Look, maybe it's better woman-to-woman. 83 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,640 - If that's what she is. - Is that what she is? 84 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,976 Please, Kate. 85 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,480 We're relying on you. 86 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,680 Thank you for this unscheduled consultation. 87 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,976 I am Kate lethbridge-Stewart, 88 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,016 commander-in-chief of the unified intelligence task force 89 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,456 and representative of the h2o committee. 90 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,376 The committee has requested urgent action 91 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,560 regarding the role of human ambassador. 92 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,216 Rather than appoint this civilian, 93 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,040 they request that you trust in our original candidate. 94 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,360 You talk of trust... 95 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,856 While meeting in secret. 96 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,240 In the dark. 97 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,456 We would hear from the ambassador. 98 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,376 Mr dupont is unprepared. 99 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:28,400 We would hear... ..From the ambassador. 100 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,320 Come closer. 101 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,840 Hello. 102 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,376 Do... do you have a name? 103 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,976 - Is that a thing? - Cos... I'm barclay. 104 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,056 It's Scottish. 105 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:09,536 - Well, my... My gran was... - My gran was so... Scottish. 106 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,520 My title will not translate. 107 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,480 But you may call me salt. 108 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,680 Salt. 109 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,160 Hi. 110 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,256 Listen, I'm just a regular guy. 111 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:28,696 I work in an office. 112 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,536 I don't know about diplomacy or politics. 113 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,016 I don't even own a decent suit... 114 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,416 We chose you for your humanity and compassion, 115 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,856 not your expertise. 116 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,656 Your leaders would replace you. 117 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,176 But what do you want? 118 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,416 I'm... I'm fine with whatever they decide. 119 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:46,496 No. 120 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,000 What do you really think? 121 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,760 I think... 122 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,936 This process is about everybody, right? 123 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,856 The whole world. 124 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,536 It's not just prime ministers and presidents, 125 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:07,056 it's real people, like me, who worry about their bills and their kids. 126 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,136 I mean, I'm a nobody. 127 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,600 I get it, but I think... 128 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,880 Maybe it's time people like me had more of a voice. 129 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,160 We hear you... 130 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:19,920 Ambassador. 131 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,816 It is decided. 132 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,880 Your request has been heard and denied. 133 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,776 Barclay will be present at dawn tomorrow, 134 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,720 or negotiations will end. 135 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,296 No. 136 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,920 Where are you taking me? 137 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,256 What about my family? 138 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,000 Please, I don't want to be shot. 139 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:47,840 No, no, no, no, no. 140 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,360 Are you going to kill me? 141 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,496 I forgot my gun. 142 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:57,696 Really? 143 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:58,760 No. 144 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:04,256 Look, look, look, look, I'm not a spy or a collaborator. 145 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,736 And I wasn't disrespecting anyone, if that's how it sounded, all right? 146 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,016 And my mouth, it just goes on autopilot. 147 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,016 I mean, the same thing happened when I proposed to my ex. 148 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,416 It took me about 20 minutes to get to the ring... barclay. 149 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,040 I need someone I can work with. 150 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,200 Well, yeah, of co... 151 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,376 Of course you do, yeah. 152 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,240 And I think I can work with you. 153 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,176 What? 154 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,616 Wait, hang on, I mean... 155 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,536 About five minutes ago, you were trying to get rid of me. 156 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,416 I have to tread carefully. 157 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,696 All unit wants is a peaceful settlement, 158 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,896 but there are levels and levels of politics at play here, 159 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,120 international rivalries that go way back. 160 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,760 The truth is, I've spent my whole life fighting for this planet. 161 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,160 Now, with your help... 162 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,856 I get to build a better world for every one. 163 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:56,096 I don't want to let you down. 164 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,816 I mean, I keep thinking about the time I mixed up the taxis 165 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,336 - and you ended up in... - Splott. I remember. 166 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,840 But homo aqua chose you for a reason... 167 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,816 And I'm prepared to give you a chance. 168 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,360 Ok, er... 169 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,120 So what happens now? 170 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,160 Now... 171 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,000 Your life changes. 172 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:28,016 The ambassador's transport now arriving at diplomatic hotel. 173 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,440 Clear the corridors. 174 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,896 - Security protocols. - All delegates and diplomatic staff 175 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,456 are being relocated for their own safety. 176 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,496 - But for how long? - And what about my family? 177 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:50,576 Can I call them? 178 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,896 Barclay! Dad! 179 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,136 - Hey. - What the hell's going on?? 180 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,656 I know, I know, I know, I know. 181 00:09:55,680 --> 00:10:00,480 Barclay will be present at dawn tomorrow or negotiations will end. 182 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,376 "We hear you." That's what she said to him - we. 183 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,736 And if that's true, how was she communicating with her people? 184 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,016 Maybe she's wearing an implant. 185 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,736 Well, they could have shared consciousness. 186 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,216 Or some kind of mycorrhizal network. 187 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,776 Well, maybe they've mastered sound in a way we don't understand, 188 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,976 using frequencies we can't even hear. 189 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,040 Like Mariah Carey. 190 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:21,776 I noticed something earlier, when sir Jonathan presented the flower. 191 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,240 Everyone focused on her, but look. 192 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,200 The exact moment she inhales... 193 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:34,360 They all do, even the ones in the water 194 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,016 she's softening her language. 195 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,976 She used sarcasm, like she's learning, adapting. 196 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,176 They want an everyman as ambassador. 197 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,216 - But is that what she is? - Cos she's extraordinary. 198 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,616 Those remains are en route to the lab. 199 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,936 And the h20 committee are kicking off. 200 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,936 They want to see you. 201 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,536 So we're just accepting her choice of ambassador? 202 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,256 What if he's not up to it? 203 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,856 Their race has survived under the sea for millennia 204 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,936 with centuries of social, evolutionary 205 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,576 and technological advantage. 206 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:08,160 She's running this show, whether we like it or not. 207 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,016 Evening. 208 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,936 Didn't think you were in tonight. 209 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,496 - I volunteered. - Didn't want to miss this. 210 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,936 Let's prep one for imaging. 211 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,360 Careful. 212 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,056 We'll take tissue samples. 213 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,600 Prep some slides. 214 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,856 But you... You work in admin. 215 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,696 You're not an ambassador! 216 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,616 You couldn't even finish your wedding speech! 217 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:55,776 Only cos your dad spilt wine all over it. On purpose! 218 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,496 So you're literally the person they're talking about on TV? 219 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,696 - Like, all the time. - Yeah, but you can't say a word. 220 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,976 Not to anyone. Who are we going to tell? We're prisoners! 221 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,616 But dad is famous. 222 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,456 Ok, just look on the bright side, look at the view. 223 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,696 That's... it's nice. 224 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,416 And this room, it's amazing, isn't it? It's huge. 225 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,136 Am I the only person living in the real world right now? 226 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,216 What about work and school? 227 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,096 Kirby's got that coach trip on Thursday. 228 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,296 A coach trip?! Yeah. 229 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,016 I'm glad you've got your priorities in order. 230 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,416 Never mind the massive international crisis! 231 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,416 Er, no, I'm not sure the minibar's included. 232 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,456 Sue me. 233 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,656 So, if you're an ambassador, 234 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,456 does that mean you get to make, like, actual decisions? 235 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,696 No. God, no. 236 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,856 They've got like this whole committee who writes everything, 237 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,456 - does the policy. - I just have to read it out. 238 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,456 But then, like, why you? 239 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:38,896 I don't know. 240 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,760 - She just chose me. - What's she like? 241 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:46,816 Well... I mean, she's kind of like us, but she's... 242 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,200 Like, I don't know. 243 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,576 She's beautiful. "Beautiful"? 244 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,856 Yeah. She's a fish. 245 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,376 She's not a fish. 246 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,496 She's not a fish, and she's not a person. 247 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,776 She's something else. 248 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,416 Anyway, I'm not even supposed to be talking about this. Convenient. 249 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,216 Barbara, do you... Do you really think I asked for this? 250 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,776 I have no idea, because it turns out my ex-husband, 251 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,296 who can't even assemble flat-pack furniture... furniture, god. 252 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,696 Is a secret agent who lied about his job and is now saving the world! 253 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,216 So excuse me if I have questions. 254 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,120 I'm making the most of this massive bath. 255 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,440 We're putting an enormous amount of pressure on one man. 256 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,480 I hope he's up to it. 257 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:53,960 My father taught me to rely on instinct over intel. 258 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,416 Trust my gut. 259 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,840 He'd say... 260 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,216 He sounds very wise, your dad. 261 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,776 He is. 262 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,240 You should meet him. 263 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,600 What does your instinct say? 264 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:21,696 I've seen ordinary people achieve extraordinary things. 265 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:25,856 But they're usually travelling with the doctor. 266 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,840 And barclay has you... By his side. 267 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:41,216 The oceans cover 71% of this planet's surface. 268 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,296 The human race is quite literally surrounded. 269 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,680 And if it comes to war... 270 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,440 I wonder if we even stand a chance. 271 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,440 Let me take your mind off it. 272 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,216 Are those tissue samples ready? 273 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,440 Yep, two seconds. 274 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,720 You're late. 275 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,000 Your citizenship is approved. 276 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,440 Welcome to britain. 277 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,536 What about my mother? 278 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,040 Hey! What about my mother?! 279 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,576 Thanks, Maria. Hello, darling. 280 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,096 Can't stop. Gallery opens Friday and sue's got covid. 281 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,976 - It's been chaos. - Ok. Fill me in later, yeah? 282 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,960 Yeah. Your guests - they're waiting in the dining room. 283 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,576 Generals, sorry to keep you. 284 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,056 Hey, take your time. 285 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,336 Look at this spread. 286 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,016 Homo aqua tissue samples. 287 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,160 Know thine enemy. 288 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,336 I haven't eaten all day. 289 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,896 We know what they're going to ask for, right? 290 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,896 What do we do? 291 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,856 Don't worry. Leave the fish to us. 292 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,656 It'll be the death of the energy industry. 293 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,216 Of your livelihood. 294 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,336 We've run simulations. 295 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,936 Look at the impact of wars and the pandemic on western economies 296 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,656 and multiply that by a hundred. 297 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,456 We'll be sliding into recession. 298 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,616 The public are already panicked. 299 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,936 My mother was in the bank today, emptying her account. 300 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,296 Yeah, which one? 301 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,496 The president's sole focus is to protect 302 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,016 the stability of the us economy. 303 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,280 Mine is to protect my companies. 304 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:06,936 That's what we hoped you'd say. 305 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,096 But, with unit running the diplomacy, 306 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,576 there's constant opposition. 307 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:14,656 Kate lethbridge-Stewart has influence - 308 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:18,816 with the h2o committee and with your prime minister. 309 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:22,416 Not to worry. Harry's attentions are divided at the moment, 310 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,856 and he always listens to his biggest donor. 311 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,296 Good. 312 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,016 We'll need you onside when we brief him. 313 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,320 You had me at recession. 314 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,720 Shi... 315 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,656 How's he on the news? 316 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,256 He's supposed to be a secret. 317 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,976 The h2o diplomacy committee 318 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,216 are denying all interview requests. 319 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,136 The only thing we do know about barclay Pierre-dupont, 320 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,536 our new ambassador, is that the world is watching. 321 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,496 - - Copy that. - The route is clear. 322 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,680 The route is clear. 323 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,960 Go on, dad! 324 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,456 Morning, colonel. Mrs bingham. 325 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,936 - Commander. - What do we know about the leak? 326 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,856 The photo was emailed to the press by an anonymous source. 327 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:34,616 Except I've cross-matched the image with cctv from the hotel. 328 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,696 The photographer was general Dominique dussolier, 329 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,056 the French representative. 330 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,576 Quelle surprise! 331 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,496 She's been undermining NATO since she first drew breath. 332 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,096 And if she discredits unit, 333 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,216 she gets more influence over the h20 committee. 334 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,096 Get the French ambassador on the phone. 335 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,616 I'm in the mood for a bollocking. 336 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,096 Press association is still demanding access to the hall. 337 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,656 I'm not sure we want to get them offside. 338 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,936 Fine, let them in. But no live TV. 339 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,360 50 people maximum, and anyone who steps out of line gets barred. 340 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,576 I'm sorry, general dussolier, your access to the hall has been revoked. 341 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,840 Come with us, please. 342 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,456 - C'est inadmissible. - Vous pouvez pas me refuser I'entree. 343 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,696 Just stick to the text on your screen and you'll be fine. 344 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,496 Keep your body language and your vocal tone neutral at all times. 345 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:24,856 No crossed arms, no raised voice, no sign of aggression or impatience. 346 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,496 Everything you say or do or think has to come through us. 347 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,696 What's the point of being ambassador if all I'm doing is reading? 348 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,936 There is a team of 43 people 349 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,256 working round the clock on this document - 350 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,336 UN diplomats and wartime negotiators vetting every last syllable. 351 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,016 Prime ministers, presidents, royalty. 352 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,896 Frankly, it's a miracle we got past the contents page. 353 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,456 You cannot go rogue. 354 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,856 - Are we ready? - We're all behind you. 355 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,016 - Well, yeah, literally. - I'm the one standing up there. 356 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,080 You can do this. 357 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,056 God. 358 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,600 I can't stop shaking. 359 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:16,216 Tell the press no camera flashes, and keep an eye on barclay's obs. 360 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,256 - Blood pressure 138 over 90. - Bit high. 361 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,216 Pulse is 82 and steady. 362 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,536 Is downing street online? 363 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,416 Prime minister? Yes, we're here. 364 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,136 All right. Good luck, everyone. 365 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,760 Mrs bingham? 366 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,520 Open seals. 367 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,136 Ambassador, are you ok? 368 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,776 Ambassador? 369 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,056 Barclay? Yeah? 370 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,800 - Sorry. - Yes, yes, yes, I'm here. It's me. 371 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,256 Hello again. 372 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,176 That's not scripted. 373 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,536 Barclay. 374 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,120 Sorry. 375 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,936 I bid you welcome, ambassador, 376 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,696 and bring to session this diplomatic congress. 377 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,200 On behalf of all nations, I would like to say... 378 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,296 How sorry I am about your children. 379 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,496 Are you a parent? 380 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,176 Yes, yes, he's a parent. 381 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,896 Teenage child, Kirby. 382 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,296 Barclay, just say yes. 383 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,360 Yes. 384 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,856 I can't imagine what that was like for you. 385 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,816 Your apology is appreciated. 386 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,936 Now back to the text, please. 387 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,616 We begin today by hearing proposals to formalise our peace treaty. 388 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,520 But first... We request... 389 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,480 A glass of water. 390 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,936 Is... Well, it's... is... Is that...? 391 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,320 Can we? 392 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,320 Water from the river. 393 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,096 From the river? 394 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,136 What? They drink river water? 395 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,760 Barclay, read the screen. 396 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,240 Er, we will arrange that immediately. 397 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,800 Go, go, go! 398 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,600 Move, let's go! Come on! 399 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,776 If, er, I could return to the agenda, we'd like... 400 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,000 We will wait. 401 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,480 Ok. 402 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,280 Ok. They... They said ok. 403 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,040 - Defensive formation. - In and out, quick as you can. 404 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,456 Keep your eyes on the water! 405 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,120 Don't turn your back, not for one second. 406 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,016 The glass requires decontamination. 407 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,296 Shall I place it in the airlock? 408 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,200 The water is not for us. 409 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,920 It is for you. 410 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,736 - Sorry... sorry, I don't... - I don't understand. 411 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,016 You will drink it. 412 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,256 Hold on, barclay. 413 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,976 Get me intel on that water. 414 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,616 You... will... drink. 415 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,920 Er... 416 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,536 Just, like, actually drink it? 417 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,136 E. Coli's guaranteed. 418 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,736 Dysentery, meningitis and legionnaires' disease. 419 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,336 Barclay, do not drink the water. 420 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,736 But what do I say? 421 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:10,920 Stand by. 422 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,056 With respect, I am unable to drink this. 423 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,400 Why? 424 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,616 The water is contaminated. Why? 425 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,440 - She knows why. - Skip to 16, paragraph 12. 426 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,256 We're aware of the current pollution crisis and are putting... 427 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,816 These are the words of a politician - 428 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,160 vetted and craven and hollow. 429 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,816 You would answer. 430 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,976 Barclay, stick to the script. 431 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,296 Barclay. 432 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,480 Ambassador, refer to your screen. 433 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,440 Why? 434 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,840 Barclay, no! 435 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,760 Because we were stupid. 436 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,840 That's the truth of it. 437 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,376 And the whole planet's going to hell right now 438 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,256 because we didn't understand the consequences. 439 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,896 But now you do. 440 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,176 Yeah. 441 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,576 Yeah, now we do. 442 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,816 This is too risky. 443 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,056 No, wait. 444 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,136 Still, every day, water companies are pumping poison 445 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,656 and sewage into our rivers and oceans, 446 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,696 all the while dishing out bonuses to their bosses. 447 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:31,376 And the thing is, we are letting them get away with it! 448 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,776 We're just sat at home, flicking through our phones, making tea, 449 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,176 thinking it's someone else's problem! 450 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,376 But it's not. This is my fault. 451 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,296 - We all played our part. - Now we have to help fix it. 452 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,376 And the thing is, our kids know this! 453 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,296 Our kids. 454 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,720 They're way ahead of us! 455 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,000 Why aren't we listening? 456 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,280 Well, today's the day we start. 457 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,400 I think you are my favourite human. 458 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,096 Come on. 459 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,456 I feel amazing! 460 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,936 I'm sorry, but... But I do. 461 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,416 It's like... It's like I want to run. 462 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,936 - I just want to... - I just want to run for miles. 463 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,896 - I've got so much energy right now! - Run! 464 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,056 What? You're ridiculous. 465 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,016 You know, I was thinking about you today. Me? 466 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,616 When I was standing up there like a lemon, 467 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,376 I was thinking about all those things you'd told me, 468 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,416 - you and your hippy mates. - Well, they're not hippies, 469 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,016 and that's not even a word any more, so... 470 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,016 Well, I just wish that I'd listened sooner. 471 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,056 But I'm listening now, I promise you. 472 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,536 - - Who even are you? - I don't know, but I like it. 473 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,976 You're on telly again. 474 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,616 You're always on telly, aren't you? 475 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,416 They're calling you passionate. 476 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,696 "Passionate"! Yeah, that's me. 477 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,296 You haven't been passionate since Christmas 2010. 478 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,576 Oi, oi! 479 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,536 I need a drink. 480 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,400 Here. Tastes better than river water. 481 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,000 Do you know, it just hit me just now. 482 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,176 This is history in the making. 483 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,656 Right now. And I'm part of it. 484 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,456 I'm a... I'm a historical figure. 485 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,160 It's crazy, isn't it? Ok. 486 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,720 So what's she like, then, your fishy ambassador? 487 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,016 - Are you jealous? Please! - She is. 488 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,256 You are. You're jealous. 489 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,336 Can we order room service now? 490 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,600 Sure. 491 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,360 I'll have the fish. 492 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,576 The h2o committee have prepped new models for environmental regulation. 493 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,296 The Greens have been trying to achieve these targets for decades. 494 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,856 That time frame will be a challenge. 495 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,376 The h2o committee consulted with industry on that. 496 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,816 Moving on, the French consulate have lodged an official complaint 497 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,896 over general dussolier's removal from the hall. 498 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,336 - They want her reinstated. - Tough. They've seen the evidence. 499 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,936 She's denying it, and she has influence. 500 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,016 I think it'd be dangerous to shut her out. 501 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,576 - Fine. Fine. - We've got bigger problems. 502 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,256 Meanwhile, we've been debating communication theories, 503 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,776 how the homo aqua ambassador is able to send 504 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,536 and receive information seemingly instantaneously. 505 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,536 Yeah, we're looking into oceanic mycelium networks. 506 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,376 Mycelium? Well, that's the mushrooms, right? 507 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,776 Mushrooms are the reproductive organs of mycelium networks. 508 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,856 Wait, I'm eating reproductive organs on my toast? 509 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,376 Mycelium networks are the fungal threads 510 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,736 believed to connect individual plants and trees 511 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,656 to share and recycle vital minerals. 512 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,376 A lot of these theories are debatable. 513 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,056 Yes, I know. But if algae and fungi interact in a similar way 514 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,176 when in water, or if water itself forms some kind of network... 515 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,776 Homo aqua, amphibia, grand is - 516 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,256 all these species could potentially be interconnected. 517 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,816 Like a hive mind? 518 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,736 What if the Pearl is their connection point? 519 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,816 Or filter. 520 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,416 God, they're so far ahead of us, it's difficult to comprehend. 521 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,040 We're literally children playing guessing games. 522 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,360 Dad? 523 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,760 Couldn't sleep? 524 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,680 Thank you. 525 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,000 I just read your big speech again. 526 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,880 It's more of a ramble. 527 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,360 - It made me... - It me made me proud, though. 528 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,416 Really? 529 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:09,816 But, with all the attention, are you going to be safe doing this? 530 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,456 - Yeah, course. - Do you promise? Yes. 531 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,880 Promise. 532 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,136 They're moving you out of here tomorrow, 533 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,216 putting you in a proper safe house, away from all this. 534 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,320 Ok? 535 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,536 I'd rather stay here with you. 536 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,640 The whole world's changing, dad. 537 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,336 Well, maybe it needed to. 538 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,840 Maybe it's for the best. 539 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,696 Your family will be moved to a safe house this morning. 540 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,816 We're separating civilians from diplomatic staff. 541 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,176 I know. Can I see them before they go? 542 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,616 - No, sorry, you're here all day. - Barclay, hi. Rose-Marie hunt. 543 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,696 Nice suit. No interviews. 544 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,696 What can you tell us about homo aqua's demands? 545 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,336 How confident are you that we can achieve what they want? 546 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,296 How are you coping under the pressure? 547 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,600 And what happens if you mess this up? 548 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,536 Hiya. 549 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,000 Text on screen, please. 550 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,736 Once again, I bid you welcome. 551 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,200 And bring to session this diplomatic congress. 552 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,096 World leaders have consulted with climate scientists 553 00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,776 and private enterprise on the subject of ocean pollution. 554 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:05,656 We can guarantee a 50% reduction by 2065. 555 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,856 Further reduction will then be exponential. 556 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,000 2065? 557 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,656 Correct. 558 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,800 50%. 559 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,080 Yes. 560 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:17,880 Explain. 561 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,376 It will take time to raise the finance and resources 562 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,736 to tackle the problem, 563 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,856 but world governments are committed to making it a priority. 564 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,936 40 years? 565 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,280 Yes. 566 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,256 This is unacceptable. 567 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,616 An operation of this scale 568 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,056 will stretch our resources to their limits. 569 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,856 We regret we cannot guarantee a significant reduction 570 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,400 of ocean pollution in a shorter time frame. 571 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,976 So this is your final offer? 572 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,600 You've waited millions of years beneath the ocean. 573 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,256 Now we are asking for just 40 more years to reset, 574 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,816 to give you what you want. 575 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,200 You are asking... 576 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,280 For 15,000 revolutions of the sun... 577 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,656 When scores of us are dying every day. 578 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:12,800 Should we wait... 579 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,320 While your engines deafen us... 580 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,400 While your trawlers ravage our home... 581 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:26,120 While we choke on your plastic and sewage? 582 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:33,776 We cannot hear, or see, or breathe. 583 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:39,176 So tell me why we should live like this 584 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,480 for just one day longer. 585 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,520 - I'm sorry. - I'm so sorry. 586 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,560 I believe that you are sorry. 587 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,720 But are your leaders? 588 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,720 The world is united in its desire for meaningful change. 589 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,400 Do they wish... 590 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,200 That they could achieve this sooner? 591 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,200 Yes, of course. 592 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,400 Do they want... 593 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,200 To accelerate this process? 594 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,776 We are committed to undoing the damage 595 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,576 we have inflicted on our planet. 596 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,720 How committed? 597 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,440 It is our greatest desire. 598 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,040 Then we shall Grant it. 599 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,336 Sorry, what do you mean? 600 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,840 Your greatest desire... 601 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,600 Is happening. 602 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,456 What's happening? 603 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,040 I don't know. 604 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,536 Do you hear that? 605 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,080 Is it a storm? 606 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,480 That's no storm. 607 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,456 It's plastic. 608 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,976 Mum... mum! 609 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,520 My god! 610 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,896 Turn the car around. 611 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,960 Turn it around! Get us out of here! 612 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,736 It's happening everywhere all at once. 613 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,096 The plastic's coming out of the oceans into our cities. 614 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,216 It's not just the oceans, it's coming out of the thames, 615 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,536 out of the nile, the Hudson. 616 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,616 - Lock down the building. - Get everyone to the lower levels. 617 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,896 - Quick as you can. Come on. - Come on, move it! 618 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,400 Stop looking! Come on, clear the room! Keep going, keep going! 619 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,760 - Barclay, we need to leave. - Right now. Come on. 620 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,496 Now! 621 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,856 You have to stop! 622 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,800 We are cleaning up your mess! 623 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,736 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - You ok? 624 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,376 Barclay, what's happening?? 625 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,576 They're cleaning up the ocean - the plastic, the pollution, all of it. 626 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,016 - They're giving it back. - We're in a car, it's chaos. 627 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,216 - What? You're outside?! - We can't get to the safe house. 628 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,256 - We can't cross the river. - For god's sake! 629 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,656 Just... just, er... just... 630 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,016 - Just come to the hall. - Tell the driver it's imperial house. 631 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,640 - Imperial house. - Can you take us to imperial house? 632 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,736 - There's nowhere to go! - Don't worry, ok? 633 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,840 We're getting out... 634 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,096 Kirby, listen to me. 635 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,456 We have to run for it, but I need to help the driver. 636 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,296 - Is he...? Is he...? - No, don't look at him! Listen! 637 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,456 Get out and run in there and find your dad. 638 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,696 I'll be right behind you. 639 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:18,936 Promise me! Just run! 640 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,760 I-I promise. Go! 641 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,696 Hey. 642 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,080 Can you hear me? 643 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,440 I'm so sorry. 644 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,976 Barclay! Where are you? 645 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,720 - We're here. - Find Kirby! They're outside! 646 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,520 Kirby! 647 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,960 Get down! 648 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,616 You ok? Yeah. 649 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,896 Let's go! 650 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,096 - Barclay! Come on! - Come on, come on, come on! 651 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,840 Quick! Go, go, go, go, go! 652 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:26,936 Go, go, go! Come on, come on! 653 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,456 Reports are coming in from all over the world, 654 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,480 from dozens of major cities... 655 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,600 All across Manhattan, the sky is raining plastic. 656 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,736 Police have issued a directive. 657 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,696 - The streets are not safe. - Everyone should stay indoors. 658 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,200 Do not go outside. 659 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,216 What have they done? 660 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,760 They're declaring war. 661 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,416 114 years after she began her maiden voyage, 662 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,576 the Titanic has finally reached her destination. 663 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:21,416 Just one of the impossible sights on the streets of New York today. 664 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,016 Streets that are now unrecognisable. 665 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,656 World leaders have called for calm as the clean-up operation begins. 666 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,616 Major cities around the world remain paralysed, 667 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,096 with a damage bill in the hundreds of billions. 668 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,616 Former albion party leader Felix glad stock 669 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,136 has branded storm h2o as "a call to arms". 670 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,016 Every citizen of this planet is now at war! 671 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,616 It is time to unite 672 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,680 against the common enemy, homo aqua. 673 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,176 Voices echo, overlap: Out of nearly eight billion humans on this planet, 674 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,296 why do homo aqua want you as ambassador? 675 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,176 - We would hear from the ambassador. - Find Kirby! 676 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,616 All we want is a peaceful settlement. 677 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,856 - We would hear from the ambassador! - They're declaring war. 678 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,416 - She's a fish. - Barclay? 679 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,456 You work in admin, you're not an ambassador! 680 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,656 Keep your body language and your vocal tone neutral at all times. 681 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,256 Everything you say or do has to come through us. 682 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,776 Barclay? 683 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,056 We are cleaning up your mess! 684 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,680 Barclay! 685 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,520 Ambassador... 686 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,576 We approached this congress in good faith, 687 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,176 but your actions have jeopardised the diplomatic process. 688 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,960 Humanity wants a peaceful settlement, not war. 689 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,736 This war began a long time ago, 690 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,136 and it was started by you. 691 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,000 Now we have simply returned what is yours. 692 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,416 Look, there's words here I'm supposed to say, 693 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,976 but the fact is you're cleverer than we are. That's obvious. 694 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,536 He's off script again. This is like working with the doctor! 695 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,656 - Look, I understand why you did this. - Really I-I do. 696 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,120 But it was a mistake. 697 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,176 People were hurt. 698 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,040 And my family were out there, and they could've died! 699 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,056 Now things are worse. 700 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,096 We're scared. 701 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,576 When humans are scared, they do terrible things. 702 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,736 Are you threatening us? 703 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,456 - No, no. No, no, no. - No, definitely not, no. I'm sorry. 704 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,776 I'm sorry. No, I'm not. 705 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,456 Enough, barclay. I mean it, or god help me, I'll come down there. 706 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,800 Get back to the text. 707 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,776 The United Nations of the earth demand an armistice agreement, 708 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,576 with immediate effect, for the duration of these talks 709 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:39,120 to safeguard humanity and protect a path towards long-term peace. 710 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,256 There will be three conditions. 711 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,016 One, that pollution of oceans 712 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,136 and waterways ceases with immediate effect. 713 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,016 - We were expecting this. - Addendum two, paragraph one. 714 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,096 World governments are working with industry 715 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,976 on urgent solutions to this crisis. 716 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,776 Our second requirement is formal designation of borders. 717 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,816 - Prepared for that too. - Ok, this is good. 718 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,856 We are happy to consider large areas of all seas 719 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,656 that are exclusive to homo aqua. 720 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,456 Areas are not acceptable to us. 721 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,200 We require all water. 722 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,256 What does she mean? Clarify that. 723 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,776 Sorry, all water? 724 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,760 The entirety of all oceans and waterways. 725 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,456 - Sorry. Excuse me. - We're an island nation. 726 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,816 Are we permitted passage across the oceans? 727 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:27,976 No. 728 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,536 The human race evolved to live on land, 729 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,016 not in the waters or the sky. 730 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,856 - She said sky. - D-Do they want the skies now? 731 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,616 - You live in the ocean. - The skies are not your concern! 732 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,056 The air above the ocean is the ocean. 733 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,176 This is our space. 734 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,536 Are you seeking to ground all air transport? 735 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,976 Transport over land is your concern. 736 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,136 Transport across water will not be permitted. 737 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,256 But that's ridiculous! 738 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,736 Barclay, you're losing control. 739 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,136 Trade between continents is an essential function 740 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,176 of the modern world! 741 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,896 Yes! Our continent relies on food imports! 742 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,256 We will take questions from the ambassador. 743 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,656 - Barclay... there's no prep for this. - We don't have responses. 744 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,936 - You are amphibian! - You don't own the sky! 745 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,536 You cannot starve our people! 746 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,736 We will take questions from the ambassador! 747 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,896 - You're holding us hostage! - What about the channel tunnel? 748 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,696 The world cannot function without cross-continental travel. 749 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:23,896 - How dare you! - How dare you come in here 750 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,256 and dictate the future of the human race! 751 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,280 You are condemning developing countries to death! 752 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:43,376 We will take questions from the ambassador only. 753 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,376 Whoa. Voice has changed. 754 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,736 Her intonation is... Male. 755 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:48,960 Never mind the voice. 756 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,536 Look at him. 757 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,776 I'm getting spikes in testosterone, cortisol and ketotestosterone. 758 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,336 What, so she's a man now? 759 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,120 I... I don't know. 760 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,600 Sorry. 761 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,320 - They... th-they're sorry. - They'll... they'll shut up. 762 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,800 Sit... down... 763 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,600 And shut up! 764 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:24,616 - How's she doing that? - Incredible. 765 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,696 Like I said, people are scared. 766 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,680 They fear what they don't understand. 767 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,880 They don't mean to offend. 768 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,880 Well done, barclay. 769 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,776 We'll need time. 770 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,216 These proposals aren't something we can solve in days or weeks, 771 00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,720 or even months. 772 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,776 But while we negotiate, 773 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:59,216 we insist on a formal armistice to maintain peace between our species. 774 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:02,080 We have given two conditions for this armistice. 775 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,216 There is a third. 776 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,496 And it is simple. 777 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:13,136 We stand here in your rooms of concrete and steel 778 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:18,200 and dust and light, burning our eyes and our lungs... 779 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,440 And we will endure no more. 780 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,080 So our next meeting... 781 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,360 Will be here... 782 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,696 - Atlantic ocean. - How are they doing this? 783 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:40,360 Check those co-ordinates. 784 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,456 North of the equator, just off the coast of west Africa. 785 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,656 Is it an island? 786 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,216 No. They want to meet on a ship? 787 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,016 What's the third co-ordinate? 788 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,896 South, west... what's m? 789 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,976 Barclay, that's open water. Please clarify the third co-ordinate. 790 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,720 Your metric unit for length and depth. 791 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,760 You would like us to meet... 792 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,136 Underwater? 793 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,840 You talk of peace and equality. 794 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:12,736 So prove your commitment... And meet us in our world. 795 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:16,096 Romanche trench, one of the deepest waterways on the planet. 796 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,136 25,000 feet. Five miles down. 797 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,016 Manned submersibles have imploded in less than half that. 798 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,176 Barclay, don't agree to anything. 799 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,840 Will you meet us, barclay, at the bottom of the ocean? 800 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,120 Ok.