1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,240 Honestly, girls, Dev's fine. 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,360 He'll be back in the office on Monday. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,920 Are you sure? He seemed quite serious about quitting. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,160 It's just a funny turn. You know all about those, Josie. 5 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,920 Bloody hell. It's like the pot sectioning the kettle. 6 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:17,000 It's a midlife crisis. Stinks of it. 7 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:20,520 Trust me. We are one step closer to that massive house. 8 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,360 I guarantee it. 9 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,000 [screams] 10 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,080 [♪ bright, upbeat music playing] 11 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,680 [floorboard creaks] 12 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,720 Morning, Mummy. We love you. 13 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,640 Please... eat something. 14 00:00:58,640 --> 00:00:59,680 Raw. 15 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,720 Well, sorry if I don't know how to boil a fucking egg. 16 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,160 You can't fucking see inside them. I'm not a fucking magician. 17 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,000 Now, Mum, I've googled your symptoms, 18 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,000 and you either have terminal cancer or anxiety. 19 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,360 What? 20 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:17,440 Aren't you their spokesperson? 21 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:22,120 There's no shame in anxiety! I'm anxious all the time! 22 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,480 But do I let that stop me? 23 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,200 Yes, constantly. 24 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,880 You wish it was anxiety. You'd love that, wouldn't you? 25 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:32,400 Well, sorry to disappoint you. I'm not anxious. 26 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,240 I'm just very, very tired. 27 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,440 Well, if you're not anxious, why can't you eat? 28 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,600 I'm not hungry. 29 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,960 -Because you're anxious. -No. It's acid reflux. 30 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:46,600 I haven't had this much stomach pain since I thought you were a miscarriage. 31 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,640 That'll teach me to get my hopes up. 32 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:54,120 And it's nothing to do with all the boxes and Dev's dead wife's stuff everywhere? 33 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,800 -No. -What about the fact 34 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,720 he decided his house is too big for one man 35 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,040 and he'd rather move in with us? 36 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,280 Enough. 37 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,920 I just want to have a relaxing bath in peace. 38 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,320 You fixed the hole, didn't you? 39 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,720 Absolutely. Good as new. 40 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,840 What the fuck do we do? 41 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,640 We run a bath and hope she doesn't notice. 42 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:15,760 [Josie sighs] 43 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,600 [water running] 44 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,240 Can't we just pay someone to fix it? 45 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,640 With what fucking money, Billie? 46 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,160 I'm a sugar baby now. 47 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,000 Oh. How much is he paying you? 48 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,120 Well, nothing yet. 49 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,160 And have you been having sex? 50 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,280 No. 51 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,040 So, business is booming. 52 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,360 Thinking about it, we haven't actually spoken 53 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,920 since he agreed to be my sugar daddy. 54 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,840 Mm. You have such bad luck with daddies. 55 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:39,680 The problem is, I can't get him away from his stupid wife. 56 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,640 He's taking her out for cream tea tomorrow. 57 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,440 -What's cream tea? -[Josie] Yeah. I don't know, 58 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,320 but it must be really good 'cause it's all posh people eat. 59 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,280 Wow. Sounds fancy. 60 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,920 Maybe I should go, see him in person. 61 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,360 Remind him of his responsibilities as my sugar daddy. 62 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,920 Maybe he's afraid to make the first move. He's quite shy. 63 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,120 Girls... 64 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,000 Deb seems quite tired, doesn't she? 65 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,040 -She's anxious. -What about? 66 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,320 The house is a bit cramped. All the boxes. 67 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,880 Oh, gosh. Oh, right, okay. 68 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,040 Strange. I hadn't noticed. 69 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,640 It doesn't seem cramped to me at all. 70 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,240 [Seb] I hadn't noticed either. 71 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,840 -So, tomorrow, what's the plan? -What's tomorrow? 72 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:20,240 -It's Mother's Day. -That's not a thing. 73 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,640 Yes, it is. 74 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,880 N-No, it's only a thing in America. 75 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:25,960 No, I think it's here as well. 76 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,960 It's a chance to show her you appreciate her. 77 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,360 Mum knows we appreciate her. 78 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,560 [Deb] Can one of you bring in my glasses? 79 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,320 Are your legs fucking broken? 80 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,000 Sorry. That was Josie. 81 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,640 [Josie] I don't think she would enjoy Mother's Day. 82 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,400 She prefer to think of herself as a straight-talking older sister. 83 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,400 I was thinking cream tea. You could treat her. 84 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,400 Good idea. Two birds, one stone. 85 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,160 Excellent. Deb will be so happy. 86 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,200 -[lock clicks] -He's such a nonce. 87 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,040 You can't call people a nonce just 'cause they're annoying. 88 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,400 You can if they're a nonce. 89 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,840 Mum's not tired. She's anxious. 90 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,360 We're trapped in this fucking hellhole of a house. 91 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,920 Yeah, well, unless you get sectioned again, 92 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 you're fucking stuck here. 93 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,120 -There's no escape. -Are you running a bath? 94 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,680 Can you save me the water? 95 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,720 Fuck off, Seb! You know I'm third in the rotation! 96 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,200 [Seb] But yesterday you said... 97 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,200 There. Fixed. 98 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:17,840 [Deb] It's bath time! 99 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,840 Why is this door locked? 100 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,800 Locked doors are illegal. 101 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,600 It's all yours. 102 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,400 [door slams] 103 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,080 [sighs] Wonderful. 104 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,160 [Deb screams] 105 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,680 Yum, yum, yum. Cream tea. 106 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,800 How wonderful to be celebrating Mother's Day, 107 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,880 and all to show Deb how much we appreciate her. 108 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,040 Can't wait to feast on... 109 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,120 Wait. 110 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,480 This menu's only like stupid little sandwiches and stuff. 111 00:04:58,560 --> 00:04:59,600 Where are all the mains? 112 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,240 Billie, that's what a cream tea is. 113 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,120 As much egg and watercress as you can manage. It's amazing. 114 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,480 Plants and bread. A revelation. 115 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,960 Well, eat whatever horrible old shit you like. It's on me. 116 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,960 Is Deb really worried about the boxes? 117 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,120 Are you sure she's not just really, really tired? 118 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,200 A sleepy lady. 119 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,440 Probably worried you're going to leave. Their dad left. 120 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,600 You need to keep reminding them that you're going to stick around. 121 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,120 That's what I do. 122 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,920 Look at Josie now. Thriving. 123 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,560 Weird. Really thought she was there. 124 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,200 Yes, um, so sorry. 125 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:42,400 I've taken an absolutely bloody massive overdose, 126 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,840 and I need to be sectioned. 127 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,920 [♪ upbeat music playing] 128 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,880 Just a fizzy water for me. 129 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,520 Does anyone know where my wife is? 130 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,800 She's at the hospital. 131 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,480 What for? 132 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,480 Women's issues. 133 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,160 Again? 134 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,080 Wow. [chuckling] 135 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,840 I mean, wow. This is crazy. 136 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,800 I've gotta go. 137 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,560 Be right back. 138 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,000 [nurse] Alright. You've got to have this. 139 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,280 It might make you feel sick, but it'll flush your system. 140 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,560 How many pills did you take? 141 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,280 A lady never tells. 142 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:35,000 -We need to know. -Trust me. Enough. 143 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,520 I just need you to section me, okay? 144 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,720 Why? 145 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,200 Because I loved it. 146 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,200 Regular meal times, lights out. 147 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,160 Very clear set of rules to adhere to. 148 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,920 Strawberry jam in a tiny foil packet. 149 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,560 A buxom, motherly nurse to play giant chess with. 150 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,360 It was amazing. Please keep me in. 151 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,040 Mother me. 152 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:59,080 I can't do anything until you tell me how many pills you took. 153 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,200 Be honest. You can tell me. 154 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,120 We don't judge. We're here to help you. 155 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,840 How many pills did you take? 156 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,160 Two. 157 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,440 And I would've taken more. I was starting to worry it was a bit dangerous. 158 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,720 [♪ upbeat music playing] 159 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:28,920 Did they let you out already? 160 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,560 Didn't get in. Too many marbles, not enough pills. 161 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,840 So, you're going to do everyone a favor and just kill yourself then? 162 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,560 -Nah, I'm going to go private. -That sounds expensive. 163 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,240 Which is great 'cause I've got a job for you. 164 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,960 Graham's over there with his stupid, ugly wife. 165 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,760 I need you to take care of her. 166 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,920 -What? Kill her? -No, distract her. 167 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,200 There's money in it for you. Rock hard cash. 168 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,480 Sugar babies can make a fuck ton of money. I'll give you a cut. 169 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,200 Hello, business class sectioning. 170 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,400 Premium breakdown with no expense spared. 171 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,200 I'm just not sure I'm very comfortable being your pimp. 172 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,080 Not pimp. A business manager. 173 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,440 Do whatever you need to do to manage me fucking that old man for money. 174 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:10,040 -His wife looks nice. -Trust me. She's a geriatric old crone 175 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,320 and a pain in my arse. 176 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,880 Right, there's Mr. Daddy. 177 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,120 Showtime. 178 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,920 And you can kill her if you have to. 179 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,000 At her age, it's the kindest thing to do. 180 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,960 [Deb] So, Dev, 181 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,880 obviously as much as I love all your stuff being in the house, 182 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,000 I was just wondering if you got any closer to working out 183 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,600 what you'd like to do with your life. 184 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,840 You know, every day I get a bit closer, 185 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,160 but the main thing is I'm not going anywhere. 186 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,320 I'm staying by your side forever. 187 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,760 Nothing to eat? 188 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,640 No, thanks. Not hungry. 189 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,360 No wonder you're so tired. You've got no energy. 190 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,760 Food equals energy. So... 191 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,360 Please? 192 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,280 For me. 193 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,200 Now... swallow. 194 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,840 There you go. 195 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,200 I'm proud of you. 196 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,720 Not so sleepy anymore, are you? 197 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:16,880 [♪ bright music playing] 198 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,280 Miss me, stranger? 199 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,480 Billie, what the hell are you doing? My wife is here. 200 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,000 Please. I told you I don't want to be your sugar daddy, 201 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,960 and you're not my sugar baby. 202 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,120 Poor man. Still in denial. 203 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,080 If you want VIP access to the Perfect Pussy Club, 204 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,640 it comes at a price. 205 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:44,480 I gave you money outside my house to get you to leave. 206 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,760 I get it. 207 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,080 You're scared. 208 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,280 Scared of being with a real woman. 209 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,920 Scared of getting everything you've ever wanted. 210 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,240 I'm scared of my wife finding out. 211 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:55,840 This whole affair was a mistake. 212 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,640 Perhaps you need a reminder of what you've been missing out on. 213 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,480 No. Thank you. 214 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,400 Well, how am I supposed to make any money 215 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,320 if you're too much of a wuss to let me fuck you? 216 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:09,000 Look, um, if you need money, here's everything I've got. 217 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,960 It's all in pound coins. Sorry. 218 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,080 I-I-I like to have spares for the big shop trolley. 219 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,480 Please leave me alone. 220 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,080 Twelve pounds? 221 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,360 Fucking hell. 222 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:21,800 Alright. 223 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,680 I'll suck you off, but I won't cover my teeth. 224 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,480 Billie, no... 225 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,280 Sorry. Do you know where all the mains are? 226 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,120 'Cause this is all stupid little sandwiches and shit. 227 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,720 That's what an afternoon tea is, sweetheart. 228 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,440 It's all egg and cress and hummus and roasted vegetables. 229 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,800 Mm, yummy. 230 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,480 [Pauline] Are you alright, dear? You look a bit unwell. 231 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,360 Yeah, I don't feel very well, actually. 232 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,160 Oh, dear. Do you think you should perhaps sit down? 233 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,120 [Josie retching] 234 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,120 [Billie] Daddy, wait. This one's for free. 235 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:14,880 What are you looking at? 236 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,560 Yeah, alright. He's old, but he's really grateful. 237 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,680 So stop being so fucking close-minded, okay? 238 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,000 He's my dad. 239 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,960 [Josie retching] 240 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,560 Oh, poor love. 241 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,320 You're not very well, are you? 242 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,240 No, I'm not, actually. 243 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,680 Can I get you something? How about a paracetamol? 244 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,360 Oh, no, thanks. I've had enough. 245 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,720 -I'm sorry about all this. -Oh, that's alright. 246 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,800 I'm a doctor. 247 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,280 What kind of doctor? 248 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,800 A neurosurgeon. 249 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,000 You fix people's brains. 250 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,520 [chuckles] You could say that. Yes. 251 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,680 [Josie sighs] 252 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,520 Do you have anyone you want me to call or anything? 253 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,840 Are you here with your mum? 254 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,400 Yeah. Why? 255 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,760 Should I go and get her? She's probably worried. 256 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:58,080 [laughs] You're funny. 257 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,240 Every girl needs her mother. 258 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,320 Well, um... 259 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,360 I better get back to my table. 260 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,120 My daughter's waiting. 261 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,160 [door creaks] 262 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:18,240 Right. Now I've taken a bite. 263 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,040 Seems only fair you should go back to work. 264 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:23,200 Nope. I'm the happiest I've ever been. 265 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,640 The corporate rat race is not for me. 266 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,400 The old Dev is dead. I buried him. [chuckles] 267 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,120 And I don't know about you, but I kind of like this guy. 268 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,240 Well, I like the old Dev. 269 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,960 Well, too bad because he's dead. [laughs] 270 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,400 Listen to me. 271 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,120 I am not going anywhere. 272 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,720 Even if I never make any money again, 273 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,440 I am staying by your side. 274 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,600 You're stuck with me. 275 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,600 Happy Mother's Day. 276 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,280 -She's not your mother. -I'd be lucky if she was. 277 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,560 So, you want to fuck your mother? 278 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,400 If she were Deb, absolutely. 279 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,200 A wonderful mother. 280 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,880 Josie, you look like dog shit. 281 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,560 I don't feel very well. 282 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,360 I didn't ask for your fucking life story. 283 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,800 -How did it go? -Business is booming. 284 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,800 There was a small snag, though, but I've sorted it. 285 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,280 Small snag? 286 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,640 His daughter saw. 287 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,320 Oh. Oh, that's fine. 288 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,000 How old is she? Probably doesn't even know what sex is. 289 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,360 Yeah, hard to tell with kids. Maybe like six. 290 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,720 She'll be happy for me. 291 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,040 Desperate for a new mummy given her one's doing the crossword 292 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,320 in God's waiting room. 293 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,800 Nobody believes little kids anyway. 294 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,600 Yeah. I did have to give her a little bribe, though. 295 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,520 Billie, as your manager, I really feel like 296 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,000 I should be consulted on things like this. 297 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,840 It's just business. It's sorted. 298 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,120 And now I can go back to the business of fucking her dad. 299 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,480 A word? 300 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,160 Lucy, please. I'm with my family. 301 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,080 Now. 302 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,600 -More. -Please be reasonable, Lucy. 303 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,000 What did she give you? Like a kinder egg or something? 304 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,520 You're not having any more of my fucking coke. 305 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,640 Billie, did you give cocaine to a 6-year-old? 306 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,200 -I'm 15. -Me too. 307 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,600 Yeah, you wish. Give me my fucking coke! 308 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,880 Lucy, no, we shook on it. You've got such a tiny nose. 309 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,040 You can't cut me off. You owe me big time. 310 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,320 Oh, are you going to tell your mum? I'm so scared. 311 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,680 You want your parents to divorce, do you? 312 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,800 Yep. Can't wait for them to split up. 313 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:17,960 I hate my dad, 314 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,440 and my mum's a fucking wet old lady with no backbone. 315 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,720 Don't speak about her like that! 316 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,520 She's a highly respected neurosurgeon! 317 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,160 Who the fuck are you? You look insane. 318 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,000 Yeah, well, joke's on you, 319 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,520 'cause I've tried to kill myself twice. 320 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,880 So, I bet you feel bad now. 321 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,760 Yeah. I feel bad that you're not very good at killing yourself. 322 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,760 Why do you need a sugar daddy anyway? 323 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,400 Not got a real daddy at home? 324 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,080 I do, and he'll reply to my texts when he's ready. 325 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,960 -He's still thinking about what to say. -[Lucy scoffs] 326 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,720 Billie, a moment to confer? 327 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,480 -I think we should let her tell them. -What? 328 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,640 Think about it. Why are we protecting this family? 329 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:53,920 Don't you want Graham to yourself? 330 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,640 If they split up, you know he's going to pick you. 331 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,080 You're right. I would have Graham to myself. 332 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,600 He'd have more money for me, and he'll spend less 333 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,200 on that 6-year-old kraken out there and his stupid ugly wife. 334 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,880 Yeah, his stupid lovely wife. 335 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,280 My client has a request for you. 336 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,840 Ask your dad how my pussy tastes. 337 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,720 [♪ upbeat music playing] 338 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,480 That bitch has no idea 339 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,800 how much of a crusty old cockblock she is. 340 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,000 She's not that bad. 341 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,640 You fancy her. You're wet for a frigid old neurosurgeon. 342 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,240 My business is at stake. 343 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,000 But I love her. 344 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,200 Trust you to fall in love 345 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,680 with the first mother figure who pays you any attention. 346 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,520 Pathetic. Why can't you pick on someone your own age? 347 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,400 Hello, Mr. Daddy. 348 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,400 Girls, if there is one piece of advice I can give you, 349 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,240 it's value your independence. 350 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,640 You do not want to end up with a man like Dev 351 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,240 sucking me dry. 352 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,400 Well, that's why it was my idea to take you out for cream tea. 353 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,360 I love you so much, Mum. 354 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,600 What are you actually doing for a new job, again? 355 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,800 Um, she's an assistant to an old man. 356 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,720 Bloody hell. He must be paying you well. 357 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,720 -What does he do? -He's a house husband. 358 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,080 Neglected by his wife. She's a neurosurgeon. 359 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,360 Hasn't got time to look after him. 360 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,320 Uh, well, there's two sides to every story. 361 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,120 Yet another man scrounging off his wife. 362 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,880 Treat the wife well. That's what I say. 363 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,320 If that wife was brave enough, she'd cut him the fuck loose. 364 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,240 Then what would he do, hmm? 365 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,600 Kiss all that lovely cash goodbye. 366 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,280 It's his wife's money. 367 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,000 There we go. 368 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,480 Hopefully, that's balanced the accounts. 369 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 And the rest? 370 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:57,840 I just really don't feel comfortable giving that much cocaine to a child. 371 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:00,880 Daddy? 372 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,720 [both thudding] 373 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,800 [both grunting] 374 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,960 Fuck's sake, Josie! Just give it to her! 375 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,640 There we go. That was easy, wasn't it? 376 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,280 Enjoy your fucking coke. 377 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,200 Enjoy fucking my dad. 378 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,600 [♪ upbeat music playing] 379 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,280 Wow. For me? 380 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,880 Nope. I'd like to make a little announcement. 381 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,400 It may be Mother's Day, but it's also Father's Day 382 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,920 because we're pregnant. 383 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,040 [chuckles] We didn't want to tell anyone too early. 384 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,200 In fact, I haven't even talked to Josie about it yet, 385 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,840 but I'm just too excited. 386 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,000 I'm going to be a daddy. 387 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,880 Get in there, my son! 388 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,680 -Josie's not pregnant. -Trust me, she is. 389 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,680 Mood swings, nausea every night whenever I'm in the mood. 390 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,960 She's been in the hospital with women's issues. 391 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,480 -She's pregnant. -No, she's not. 392 00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,960 You'd have to be having sex to get pregnant. 393 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,560 Well, if those sex noises aren't coming from Josie's room, 394 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,120 whose room could they be coming from? 395 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,080 Yeah, no clue. Maybe she is. 396 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,440 Well, where is she? You two have hardly fucking been here. 397 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,760 She's in the toilet. She's just been sick. 398 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:11,880 Yeah. Morning sickness. 399 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,080 I bet she's all sweaty and agitated too. 400 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,200 A classic pregnant woman. 401 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,760 You've not touched your food, Deb. 402 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,720 I'll finish it. I'm eating for two now, anyway. 403 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,800 Where will you live? 404 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,600 I was hoping we'd live with you. 405 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,960 There's enough room for a little one, isn't there? 406 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,280 I should hope so. 407 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,640 We'll have a cozy little commune of love. 408 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,520 Where the fuck will a baby go? In one of Dev's boxes? 409 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,880 Don't be silly. They've got my records in. 410 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,800 I'm going to teach 'em how to play catch. 411 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,400 Obviously, I have to learn how to do that myself, 412 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,520 but got a nine-month head start on the little bugger. 413 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,600 [Seb and Dev laugh] 414 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,080 Who's going to cook and clean up after it? 415 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,720 Well, it's just dinner. How hard can throwing 416 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,560 a couple more chicky nugs on the baking tray be? 417 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,280 He's not having my fucking chicky nugs. 418 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,080 I'm saying we put more on the tray. 419 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,400 We already finished the bag. We'd have to buy another bag. 420 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,600 Who's paying for that, Seb? You haven't thought this through at all. 421 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,680 Dev, it's just occurring to me right now. 422 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,280 I'm just thinking about your big empty house. 423 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,200 Yes. There's no takers yet. 424 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,000 -Well, you know, until there is... -Oh, I'm never setting foot in it again. 425 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,840 It's massive. Impractical. 426 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,720 Besides, it wouldn't be respectful to Lisa. 427 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,640 Or to you. Now I've made up my mind. 428 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,320 Deb, I promise you 429 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,280 we're never going in that house ever again. 430 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,680 The end. 431 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,400 [Deb gasping] 432 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,480 What's going on? 433 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,600 Is she alright? 434 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,880 Alright then. I will tell you. 435 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,160 I've got anxiety, okay? It's anxiety. 436 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,880 Oh, darling. There's nothing to be a bit worried about. 437 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:38,040 I'm not just tired. It's fucking anxiety. 438 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,880 I've got so much fucking anxiety I can't eat. 439 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,760 Wow, you've shocked me there. Are you sure? 440 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,040 See-See, as an empath, 441 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,160 I'm usually so good at picking up on these things. 442 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,200 -Wow. I'm an empath too. -And me. 443 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,000 Look at us. Table full of empaths. 444 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,360 So much empathy at this table, I could explode. 445 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,440 [all laugh] 446 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,440 It's amazing none of us have picked up on the fact 447 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,160 that we're all empaths, considering we're all empaths. 448 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,320 Ah, we're saying the word "empath" so much, 449 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,480 it's like it's lost all meaning. 450 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,440 -[laughs] -[slap smacks] 451 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,800 Listen to me, Mum. Don't let Josie get in your head. 452 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,680 You haven't got anxiety. You're just tired. 453 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,080 Yes. Alright. Yes. 454 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,320 I haven't got anxiety. 455 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,600 I'm just a tired, sleepy lady. 456 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,360 Thank you, Billie. 457 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,640 Happy Mother's Day. 458 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,920 [Josie] Look, you're, obviously, gay and-and trapped in a loveless marriage. 459 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,680 We already have so much in common. 460 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,360 -We could be free. -I was helping you 461 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,480 because you were unwell and I'm a doctor. 462 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,960 So, you don't want to be my, um... sugar mummy? 463 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,600 -No, thank you. -[Josie] Okay. 464 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,360 What would it take for you to be my actual mother? 465 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,520 I'm not your mother. 466 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,160 How many pills do I need to take 467 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,720 for someone to care about me? 468 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,640 -You don't want to do that. -Just say when. 469 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,760 -One? -No. 470 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:56,920 Two? 471 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,760 Spit out those fucking pills. 472 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,720 [Pauline] This girl's having a mental health crisis. 473 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,840 Don't worry about it. She never takes more than two. 474 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,080 All talk and no trousers. 475 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,760 Please, can you help me find her mother? 476 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,920 I am her mother. 477 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,160 Well, can you help her then? 478 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,400 Don't fall for it. She just wants attention. 479 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,080 Honestly, kids. Get out. 480 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,000 She was the love of my life. [sobs] 481 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,760 [slap smacks] 482 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,480 -Get over yourself! -Thank you. 483 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,440 Now tell me. Are you pregnant? 484 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,720 What? No. 485 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,560 Where the fuck have you been then? 486 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,520 I was in hospital. I tried to get sectioned. 487 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,200 Oh, my fucking God. 488 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,400 Yes! Not pregnant! [laughs] 489 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,320 I have never been so proud of you. 490 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,960 She was a neurosurgeon. 491 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,200 She was going to fix my brain. 492 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,200 Oh, darling. 493 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,800 That would take much more than surgery. 494 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,000 Fantastic news, everyone. 495 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,480 She's not pregnant. She was just depressed. 496 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,640 [Dev] Wow. 497 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,080 You'd think this room full of empaths 498 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,440 would've picked up on that. 499 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,920 What a day of curveballs. 500 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,520 Come on, mate. Don't let them see you crying. 501 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,880 It's not manly. 502 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,680 And now I can eat. 503 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,920 I've never felt relief like this in my whole life. 504 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,720 Delicious. [chuckles] 505 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,080 Well, dinner's on Graham. Where's my cut? 506 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,560 One, two. 507 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,520 Yeah, sorry. It's all in pound coins. 508 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,080 His wife only lets him carry small change. 509 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,720 Two pounds? 510 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,240 Yeah, that feels fair. He gave me 12 pounds. 511 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,640 Sorry. He gave you 12 pounds to suck him off? 512 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,360 That was all the cash he had on him. 513 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,240 Right, that's it. I'm running a fucking business here. 514 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,440 -Excuse me... -Did you ask your dad how my pussy tastes? 515 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,200 That man owes us fucking money. 516 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,560 Oh, for goodness sake, Graham. 517 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,480 Do you think my sister's blowjobs are only worth 12 pounds? 518 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,160 Alright, calm down. 519 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,440 We are working through Graham's sex addiction together. 520 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,400 -What? -[Pauline] Marriage has its difficulties, 521 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,600 but we are a family and we stick together. 522 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,720 Well, I quit. You're no longer my sugar daddy. It's over. 523 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,280 I never was your sugar daddy. 524 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,160 So, why the fuck was I sucking you off at cream tea then? 525 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,920 -I did ask you to stop. -Yeah, well, he's a nonce. I'm 15. 526 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,560 -Mm. No, you're not. -I could be. 527 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,800 [Pauline] Well, when were you born? 528 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,400 Well, I'm younger than you, you dry, old fossil. 529 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,040 How much would it cost for you to never speak to us again? 530 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:34,480 One, two, five million pounds. 531 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,080 -I have a 20. -[Josie] Thank you. 532 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,480 [Billie] You pensioners deserve each other. 533 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,920 Enjoy the last few years you have left. See ya. 534 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,880 Unless you fuck girls? 535 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,200 No? Okay then. 536 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,600 [♪ bright music playing] 537 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,520 Happy Mother's Day. 538 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:04,960 [Deb sighs] 539 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,080 [both] Yes! 540 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,240 Business is booming. Suck my dick, NHS. 541 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,640 Hello, private room with Diazepam in the mini bar. 542 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,200 Sorry, I need this. 543 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,360 You have no idea how expensive cocaine is. 544 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,160 How did you get that much anyway? 545 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,240 A lady never tells. 546 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,120 [door slams] 547 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,360 Well, did your mum say I could stay? 548 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,960 I'm working on it, Nicky. 549 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,960 Took her out for cream tea today, buttering her up. 550 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,280 Crack on, love. I'm living off your fucking vapes in here. 551 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,520 Trust me. I'm being so nice to her. 552 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,880 [Deb] Billie, can you help me? 553 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,160 I've dropped one of my crutches down the stairs. 554 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,400 Get it yourself! It's only a sprain! 555 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,160 So nice. 556 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,800 Okay, uh, but h-how many do I need to take to get in? 557 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,120 Are we talking double figures? 558 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,520 I think we could do it, you know? 559 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,120 Not a lot of things in this life are for sure, 560 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,600 but it's you and me. 561 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,280 I love you more than anything. 562 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,040 And if I can make something as perfect as you, 563 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:01,640 well, baby, I'd be selling my sperm on the black market. 564 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,080 This could be something for us to live for. 565 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,320 We could start a new life. 566 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,320 Away from here? 567 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,480 Anything you want. 568 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,960 Okay then. 569 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,640 [Seb chuckles] 570 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,560 Seriously? 571 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,400 [laughs] 572 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,720 Oh, my God. 573 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,000 [Dev] Deb, I know you've been worrying about space 574 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,280 and I've really heard you. 575 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,200 Are we moving into your house? 576 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,720 -[Dev] Even better. -[Deb laughs] 577 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,120 There's something I wanted to show you. 578 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,920 You've been so very tired lately, Deb, 579 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,520 and we all need a break. 580 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,200 And this has been in storage since... 581 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,240 Well, anyway. [chuckles] 582 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,680 I think it's time we brought her back. 583 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,680 Here she is. [laughs] 584 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,280 Isn't she lovely? 585 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,040 Fucking hell. 586 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,520 He's gone insane. 587 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,480 The man's dumped a midlife crisis on our driveway. 588 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,240 I told you. He's a nonce. 589 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,640 -[Seb grunts] -Heavy? 590 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,160 -[laughs] -That's heavy. 591 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,920 So, would you maybe think about seeing 592 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,560 a doctor for your anxiety? 593 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,760 Listen, I don't have anxiety. 594 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,640 It's a big fuss over nothing. It's all about perspective. 595 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,560 I mean, yes, it is a boat, 596 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,640 but at least it's not a fucking baby. 597 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,560 All this time, I've been thinking 598 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,480 things cannot get any worse. 599 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,240 That's not true. Things could always be worse. 600 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,560 Things could always be worse. 601 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,680 I knew you'd love it, Deb. Because I'm such an empath. 602 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,880 I know what makes you happy. [laughs] 603 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,200 [♪ upbeat music playing] 604 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,800 [♪ "Laissez Faire" by Michel Lepop playing]