1 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:13,053 -Anyone inside? -Not yet, sir. 2 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,139 -Good morning, Mr Forst. -Good morning, Mr Forst. 3 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:16,974 Good morning, Mr Forst. 4 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,649 I have some correspondence and some papers for you to sign. 5 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,318 Don't bother me with that stuff. 6 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,821 -Would you like some coffee? -No. 7 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,742 -You look lousy. -You're not in a good mood? 8 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:38,787 -Anything I can do for you? -I'll give you a list of my maladies. 9 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,497 You better give me a cup of coffee. 10 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,958 I don't want to yawn in Mrs Miniver's face. 11 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,543 -Yes, sir. -Hmm? 12 00:00:58,516 --> 00:00:59,975 Here you are. 13 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,685 Will you take this thing out of my mouth? 14 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,520 -Okay. -Thanks. 15 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:08,984 -Good morning. -ALL: Good morning, Miss Whiteford. 16 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,945 FORST: Hello, Nita. How'd they get you out of bed? 17 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,489 Aw, shut up. 18 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:19,119 Harry. Oh, you know Harry Selfrine. 19 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:22,122 FORST: Do I know Harry Selfrine? Do I know Harry. 20 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,707 Good morning. 21 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,250 -Jim Mortensen. -WHITEFORD: Nice boy. 22 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,668 Kazmier, Edward. 23 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:30,005 Do you know Richard Forst, our manager? 24 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,634 - Hello, darling. Lang. L-A-N-G. - How are you, dear? 25 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,429 -Good morning, Mr Draper. -WHITEFORD: All right. 26 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:40,641 When I was a kid, we used to play a game called, 27 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:43,018 "Your mother wears army shoes". 28 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,937 I'm not your mother. Sit down. 29 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:48,107 --Do you know Frederick P. Draper? 30 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,691 Thank you, Emily Dickinson. 31 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:53,153 -WOMAN: Here you are. -Thank you very much. 32 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,696 Thank you. 33 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,157 What are you gonna sell us this time, Harry? 34 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,700 Money. 35 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,745 Actually, it's a very good film. 36 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,998 We call it the, uh, Dolce Vita of the commercial field. 37 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,542 Is that so? 38 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,502 I don't mean to insinuate it's a crude film. 39 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,587 We were trying to capture several approaches. 40 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,172 What Jim means is that we really... 41 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,007 No, no. That's not what I mean at all. 42 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:17,553 We were talking facts and figures until we practically went out of our minds. 43 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:19,638 Losses, gains, ratings, schmatings. 44 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:22,057 You can lose your mind if you keep analysing things like that. 45 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,185 Then we came up with an impressionistic document that shocks. 46 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,353 Is that so? 47 00:02:26,437 --> 00:02:28,105 I don't think it so much shocks as it's honest. 48 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,858 It's honest, but it's a good piece in itself. 49 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,944 So, you see, we're a little nervous about hitting you with this. 50 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:36,655 Oh, now, they've got nothing to be nervous about. 51 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:39,783 It's a shot in the dark, but it's strong and it's attractive. 52 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,286 It better be better than the last one, Harry. 53 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,621 I think I'll loan you my sleeping pills. 54 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,915 You know, I have insomnia 55 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,669 and I stay awake all night looking at pictures, worrying about pictures. 56 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:52,212 I walk all over the place. 57 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,463 Let's see it, J.P. 58 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:54,798 I'd rather hear 'em talk about it again. 59 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,843 MAN: We'll talk about it later. FORST: J.P. 60 00:02:58,219 --> 00:02:59,636 All right, Arnold. Roll it. 61 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:18,822 FREDDIE: You're after my money, huh? 62 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,410 You're not gonna drink this? Too bad. 63 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,412 Never let good liquor go to waste. 64 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:28,165 Never let it... 65 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,000 Ida. Ida, I adore you. 66 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:32,085 Never let good liquor go to waste. 67 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,922 -Until we meet again! HI! -MAN: Go on. Beat it. 68 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,507 -Scusa pleasa. Bye-bye. -MAN: So long, sucker. 69 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:46,934 I'll drive. I'll drive. Give me the keys. Give me the keys. 70 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,311 Give me the keys. I'll drive. 71 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,672 FORST: Don't make any noise, Jeannie. Here, Freddie. 72 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:00,507 --No, no, Freddie. 73 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:02,175 FREDDIE: Drink, drink, drink. FORST: Freddie. 74 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,761 --Drink, drink, drink, drink. 75 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,513 -Come on. -No, I don't care if we wake 'em. 76 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:07,723 We'll get 'em all a drink. 77 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:11,143 Let everybody come in and have a drink. 78 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:28,827 -Shh! 79 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:34,541 like I never got drunk before 80 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:38,211 81 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:41,798 82 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:45,344 83 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:48,555 84 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,769 Oh. Oh, boy. 85 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,940 -Shh! -Ah! 86 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,403 87 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:06,698 88 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:10,494 -What are you doing? 89 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:13,789 90 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:18,085 91 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:20,504 92 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,924 FORST: What the hell are we doing here? 93 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:32,057 There's just... All of a sudden, 94 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:35,102 we just joined the clan of I-don't-give-a-damners. 95 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,270 Wake up and have a good time 96 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:38,897 before the bad fairy comes and makes it midnight! 97 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:43,902 Say, listen. If there's anything I can't stand, it's a bad fairy. 98 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:46,196 What the hell do you know about Cinderella? 99 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,449 Look, now. Sit down. I wanna tell you something. 100 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:52,536 Just sit down. Sit down. 101 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:58,166 Don't let this sophisticated exterior fool you. 102 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:02,129 I believe in Aesop's Fables and Walt Disney. 103 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:03,922 All right, Freddie. Okay. All right. 104 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:06,425 "All right" my left eyeball! 105 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:09,845 We met at a bar. 106 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,097 -Right, Jeannie? -Right. 107 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,725 And it was love at first sight. Right, Jeannie? 108 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,937 -Right. -We were thrown out by Morey. 109 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,815 But we had laughs. 110 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:23,150 -Right? -Right! 111 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:25,152 Shut up. Who asked ya? 112 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,279 Listen. 113 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:34,035 I think Forst is a holier-than-thou. 114 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,456 -I am not. -FREDDIE: Who asked ya? Now, cool it. 115 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,584 You go to a psychiatrist, don't you, Dickie? 116 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,794 -No, I don't. -JEANNIE: Well, you look Freudian. 117 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:46,089 -I never even met a psychiatrist. -He looks like Sigmund. 118 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,925 - JEANNIE: Yes, he does! 119 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:52,762 Do you know that Freud said if you go to the bathroom, it's supposed to be sexy? 120 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,348 Oh! Oh! Oh! 121 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:58,393 Sick, sick, sick, sick! 122 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,691 Come on, now. Wait a minute. 123 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:07,277 Wait a minute! What the hell are we talking about? 124 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:08,904 -JEANNIE: Who cares? -Who cares? 125 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,781 Yeah. For a minute or two we act stupid. We have a good time. 126 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:15,452 Who does it hurt? I mean, who makes up the rules anyway? 127 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:18,955 I mean, always play it cool, always put everybody down. 128 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,500 Standing around a corner looking out the side of your eye, 129 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:22,876 see if anybody's lookin' at ya. 130 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,921 -Listen. Hell, fellas. I'm 28... -FORST: Uh-oh! Uh-oh! 131 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:29,966 I'm 23 years old, and it's time for me to forget myself, right? 132 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,260 Right! 133 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,473 -Down with the middle class! -Right. 134 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:39,309 -Down with the white-collar workers! -FREDDIE: Down, down, down! 135 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:41,645 -Down, down with the... -I'll give you the swiftest pain 136 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,313 in the behind that was ever invented! 137 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:46,441 Down with the, uh, lecturers and do-gooders. 138 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,860 -You know who I hate? -Down with squealers. 139 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:52,948 -On television! -I hate cheap people. 140 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,617 Down with hospitals that keep people waiting until they get paid. 141 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,327 -Right. -Some hospitals are okay. 142 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:58,995 Down with hospitals! 143 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,540 -Don't bully me! -Don't bully her! 144 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,668 -You shut up. -Down with gossip columns! 145 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:07,254 FORST: And to hell with politics. It stinks! 146 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,256 Kill the finks for something! 147 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:13,343 Down with Sunday schools! 148 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:14,970 JEANNIE: I like Sunday schools. 149 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:18,223 --JEANNIE: Hey, I got one. 150 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:19,891 FORST: What is it? 151 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,602 Down with friendship. I think it's phony. 152 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,980 Atta girl! 153 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,482 Oh, wait a minute. You don't know what you're talking about. 154 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:31,987 Friendship is a tradition. Friendship is useful. 155 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,197 Dickie, I got the most terrible friends. 156 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:35,740 I don't care. 157 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,034 -Sometimes you need a friend. -So buy a dog! 158 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:41,538 Oh, I'm talkin' about us, stupid! Why are you so stupid? 159 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,456 You know how long I've known this jerk? 160 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:47,377 -Well, Dickie, he's just... Dickie. -No, no, no. 161 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,212 I'm not one of these guys who has a few... 162 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,715 -I know. Ah, he didn't mean it. -Oh. There he is. 163 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,967 Come on out, and to hell with the family and responsibiIities. 164 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,218 JEANNIE: That's right. 165 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:59,180 Come on. Let's ball it up, old buddy. We don't even know each other. 166 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,349 I'm talking about somebody deep down! 167 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,226 -That's right. That's right. -I'm talk... 168 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,024 He's gonna cry. Do something. Freddie! 169 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,942 FORST: I'm talking about something... 170 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,990 Oh, Dickie, Dickie, Dickie. 171 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:19,993 Hi, ho, Silver, away! 172 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:23,079 Get 'em up, Scout! The Lone Ranger rides again. 173 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:26,207 Masked bandits. Get 'em, Tonto! 174 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,585 Aaah! Aaah! 175 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,378 Aaah! My hand! 176 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,673 Oh, and I shot your hand. That's a silver bullet. 177 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,301 Hi, ho, Silver, away! 178 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,720 Hey, Jeannie. Hey, Jeannie. 179 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:43,183 Did you hear the one about the goose 180 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:47,771 that went down into the subway and got peopled to death? 181 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,940 Oh, isn't that... 182 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:54,444 Listen, do you know that Dickie and I... 183 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:58,281 184 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,158 Oh, boy! 185 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,326 Hey, Freddie. 186 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,286 Remember that time we auditioned for the nightclub? 187 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:07,290 Ah, it closed! Hey, Freddie, let's do one of our routines for Jeannie, eh? 188 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,501 Come on. Come on. Let's do it. 189 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:12,504 - Well, come on! 190 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:15,548 It wasn't funny then, buddy, and a hundred years wouldn't change it. 191 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,676 Listen, Freddie, after what I saw on television, 192 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,095 I'm not ashamed of any of our routines. 193 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:23,306 -Now, come on. Come on. -Come on. I do want to see it. 194 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,850 -Come on! -All right! Let's do it. 195 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:29,521 -Come on, you crazy, shy son of a bitch. -JEANNIE: Go ahead. 196 00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,064 Up on your feet. 197 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:34,609 Come on. Come on! Come on! 198 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,655 -She doesn't want to see it. -Come on! I'll do that goddamn routine! 199 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:41,741 -No. To hell with ya. -Come on! Hey, listen. Get this. 200 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,787 Ladies and gentlemen, the great Siegfried! 201 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:48,415 - JEANNIE: Yay! Yay! 202 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,626 Bow! Bow, will ya! Bow! 203 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,628 Aw, come on, Dickie! Bow! 204 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,423 Oh, phooey! Phooey, phooey, phooey! 205 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,466 He spoiled the whole goddamn act. 206 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:02,595 When the drum roll begins, he's supposed to bow. 207 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:05,306 All right, you big chickens. I'll do mine. 208 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,809 -Okay, you ready? Listen. -I'm ready! 209 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,561 Neither one of you's a communist, are you? 210 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:11,730 -FORST: Well, uh... -Oh, I don't care. 211 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,940 I made this up. All right? 212 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,820 213 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:22,240 where the Reds love to go 214 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:25,952 of the burleskovitch show 215 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:29,497 to the very last man 216 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,625 than the Five-Year Plan 217 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,669 218 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:39,507 219 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,802 220 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,180 221 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,849 --FREDDIE: Whee! 222 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,518 JEANNIE: Oh! Oh! Oh! 223 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:52,979 -Come on, Dickie. Come on. -What? 224 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,356 Now, listen. Get the picture. 225 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,318 -Stand up there. -This is a fine... 226 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,278 This is a fine impression we'll make with the lady, huh? 227 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,821 -Stand up there! -"Stand up there." 228 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,531 Listen. Get the picture. 229 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,533 -We... -Boy, this is ridiculous! 230 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,494 -Look, we're gonna do it... -All right. 231 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,037 ...if my heart doesn't give out. 232 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,790 Are you ready? Now, get the picture. 233 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,044 Pinpoint spot. 234 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,630 -I got the picture. I got it. -FREDDIE: Got it? 235 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,384 -Achtung! -Achtung! 236 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,512 -Right turn! -Right turn! 237 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:28,223 -Right turn! -Shoulders back! 238 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,891 - Back! 239 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,691 Cut. 240 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,075 -Attention. -Attenzione! 241 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,537 Ooh! 242 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,540 Ta-da! 243 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:57,418 And I'm supposed to act like it's all a big mistake. 244 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,006 -It's wonderful. You're wonderful. -FREDDIE: Ooh, Jeannie. 245 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,925 You're great. 246 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,261 And now... 247 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,763 And now, if you'll excuse me, 248 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,933 I'm going into the boudoir to change into something more comfortable. 249 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,687 Don't worry. You shall feel many guilt’s but remain pure. 250 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,026 Oh. My heart. 251 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,238 It's beating. 252 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,907 -I'm so excited. -Shit! 253 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,909 Uh-huh. 254 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,619 What are we doin' on our knees? 255 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,249 What is the matter with you? 256 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,088 She's gonna change! 257 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:46,634 Ooh, Dickie. Remember when we didn't have to worry about our wives and kids? 258 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,428 Oh, God! 259 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,391 Yeah. 260 00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:58,938 Phew. 261 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,943 Mmm. 262 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,987 Remember when we had our own apartment 263 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:09,115 and all the girls would come up and see us? 264 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,992 And they'd mix drinks for us, 265 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,161 and they would cook us anything we wanted, 266 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,955 and then they'd give us their money and go to bed with us. 267 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,749 -Don't you remember? -It never happened. 268 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,667 Of course it did. Don't you remember 269 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,003 Connie and Julie and what the hell's her name? 270 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,338 -The one with the... -I don't know. 271 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:27,926 Oh, my God, Dickie! You're getting old and grey, and I'm getting fat and grey. 272 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,639 What the hell's she doing in there? 273 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,268 274 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:42,941 275 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:51,824 with the light brown hair 276 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:55,370 with the light brown hair, hey 277 00:15:55,496 --> 00:16:09,175 with the light brown hair 278 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:13,054 with the light brown hair, hey, hey 279 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:18,643 with the light brown hair 280 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,146 281 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,816 with the light brown hair 282 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:28,236 283 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,698 284 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,581 285 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,836 286 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,548 with the light brown hair 287 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,675 288 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,218 289 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,262 290 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,099 JEANNIE: Sing it, Dickie. 291 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,893 FORST: Hey, uh... 292 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,281 293 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,951 294 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,955 295 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,294 296 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:31,049 297 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,600 By the way, Jeannie, what do you charge? 298 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:45,146 299 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,902 Oh, Freddie. 300 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,946 Aw, Freddie. Aw, no, Freddie. 301 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,241 Don't spoil it, Freddie. Please. 302 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,459 Spoil what? 303 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,254 Honey, I'm game for anything. 304 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,633 I just want to know how much you charge. 305 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,426 It's legitimate, isn't it? 306 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,304 I know I have to pay. 307 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,306 I'm not too schooled in these things, 308 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,849 but I know somewhere along the line, 309 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,352 your little hand's gonna find its way into my pocket. 310 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,438 You're shocked, aren't you, old Dickie, old pal? 311 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,107 What do you think she is? 312 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,192 You think she's some clean towel that's never been used? 313 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,029 FREDDIE: My God, Dickie. You think you don't pay? 314 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,616 How many times a week does Maria ask you for some money? 315 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,284 Money, Charlie, is a necessity. 316 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:44,372 And don't you think that you don't work for it and pay for it. 317 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,168 My God, wait. What is this? 318 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,796 He thinks I'm insulting you. I'm offering you. 319 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,714 Hell, look! 320 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,217 What's the matter? 321 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,387 If I went to one of those fancy restaurants, 322 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,390 I'd probably tip the head waiter, the waiter, the busboy, 323 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,017 and a hundred bucks goes flying down the drain. 324 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,396 And I couldn't have any more fun than I could with Jeannie here. 325 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,482 -FORST: Let go of my girl. -Dickie, wait. Please. 326 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,151 Please. Please. Please. 327 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,902 Don't be shocked. 328 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:18,698 It's like this. Fred is a very sad man. 329 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,075 -Now, you... -Will you let me finish! 330 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,744 Because you're a man who doesn't say what you mean very well. 331 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,621 What you meant was this was a wonderful evening, 332 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,582 and you enjoy my house and you like me. 333 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,084 But like you said, you're crude. 334 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,384 I'm sorry. Honey, I was only tryin' to be funny. 335 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,136 I thought you said you were trying to be funny. 336 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:44,807 Well, you go with your... You go! If you're in such a damned hurry. 337 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,268 My reputation's at stake here! 338 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,956 Ah. 339 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,000 Good night. 340 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,504 Good night, Jeannie. 341 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,302 I'm sorry. 342 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,651 I don't know how you do it. 343 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,488 Well, I just... 344 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,661 I just close my eyes and I... 345 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,456 I see how much liquor I can swallow. 346 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:57,296 I pray that I'll die and be martyred by the church 347 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,507 for my service to humanity. 348 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,719 You're a lovely girl. 349 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,684 I'm too old to be lovely. 350 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,853 And I haven't got a heart of gold. 351 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,398 The nights are long, and Little Orphan Annie 352 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,359 of Hard Knoxville gets tough, you know. 353 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,822 I think I'd better go. 354 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,991 Then go ahead! Get the hell out! 355 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,034 Beat it, snowball! 356 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,662 -Right? -Right. 357 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,707 You're on your own again. 358 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,854 Yeah. Uh-huh. 359 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,231 Mmm-hmm. 360 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,525 Uh-huh. 361 00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,409 MARIA: Uh-huh. 362 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,956 Uh-huh. 363 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,418 Come here. 364 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,920 Well, how did you find that out? 365 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:25,259 It's very important, but I don't think there's anything you can do about it. 366 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,095 -Maria, I want to talk to ya. -Mmm-hmm. 367 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,765 Mmm-hmm. 368 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:33,100 Louise, I just came home from the office. 369 00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:37,271 Yes, I had a very hard day and something important came up. 370 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,607 Can she call you back later? 371 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:42,818 Uh-huh. 372 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,781 - Uh-huh. 373 00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:50,993 Yeah? 374 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,458 Uh-huh. 375 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,963 Uh-huh. 376 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:06,967 Louise, we'll call you back later. Goodbye. 377 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,638 I'm gonna have a drink. You kill me. 378 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,641 - Yeah? Why do I kill ya? 379 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,643 Why do I kill ya? 380 00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:25,528 Why do I kill ya, huh? 381 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,613 Why? What do you want to drink? 382 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:30,282 Whatever it is, I want it on the rocks, straight and dirty, 383 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:32,952 because I feel very, very bitchy tonight. 384 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:36,205 Well, I feel very, very bitchy, too. That makes two of us. 385 00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:37,832 Blue Monday for me today. 386 00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:41,669 All day the phone rang and rang. "Hello, Maria?" "Goodbye, Maria." 387 00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:45,714 - "Hello, darling." "Goodbye, darling." - Hello, darling. 388 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,217 Your sense of humour's going to destroy our marriage someday. 389 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:49,802 I wasn't trying to be funny. 390 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,556 Listen, Maria, go get me a cigarette, will ya? 391 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,350 Ooh, we're out! I'm sorry. I smoked myself silly today. 392 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:59,520 -You're such a conformist. -Like hell I am! 393 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:02,857 Dickie, why don't you take me to a movie, okay? 394 00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:05,025 Why doesn't somebody fill these stupid boxes? 395 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,527 You smoke too much. 396 00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:08,737 There's a Bergman film in the neighbourhood. 397 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,198 I don't feel like getting depressed tonight. 398 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:14,869 But you always love foreign film. 399 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:19,081 -Where the hell are the cigarettes? -We're out! 400 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:23,836 -What are you getting so huffy about? -There's nothing on television tonight. 401 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,547 If I had a cigarette, I could think. 402 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,593 -You're hungry. -Right! 403 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,428 But you're always hungry. 404 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,764 That's because I always come home at dinner time. 405 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:40,519 Oh, I love you when you look like that. 406 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:44,190 Look like what? Tell me quick, and I'll write it down. 407 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:48,527 - You wanna fight, huh? - Yeah, I wanna fight. 408 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:51,030 Smug. I knew it the first time I looked at you. 409 00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:53,073 -The better-than-you expression. -That's right. 410 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,409 I'm the pompous puke of all times. 411 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:58,078 Yeah, and you smell like a brewery, too. 412 00:24:58,121 --> 00:25:00,581 And I smell like a brewery, too. 413 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,551 And you'll take me to a movie show? 414 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,262 I'll take you 415 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:19,225 any place that your little heart desires 416 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:25,898 if you'll just keep that lovely mouth of yours closed for a couple of seconds. 417 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,942 I have a lovely dinner for you. 418 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:32,154 Come on. Take off your coat and stay a whiIe, bright eyes. 419 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,406 Well, that sounds like some kind of a proposition. 420 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:35,950 Oh, Dickie, you're so innocent, 421 00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:37,952 it's hard to get through to you sometimes. 422 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:40,079 - FORST: Oh, really? 423 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:55,302 -No place like home. -What? 424 00:25:57,597 --> 00:26:00,516 -I said have you ever been to Rome? -Italy? 425 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:04,144 I love you. 426 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:06,605 But you always love me when I bring food. 427 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:10,109 -Well, that's because I'm a glutton. -Were you with Fred tonight? 428 00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:13,279 -Yeah. -I think he's a terrible father. 429 00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:16,448 He never talks to the kids or plays with 'em. 430 00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,660 The kids are grown up. 431 00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:21,996 Nineteen isn't grown. 432 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,834 I don't like Fred any more. 433 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:29,503 -Well, why don't you like Fred any more? -Because 434 00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,882 he cheats on his wife. 435 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:41,724 -Now, who told you that? -Louise. 436 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:45,394 Oh, Louise. 437 00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:48,981 -Oh. -Fred talks in his sleep. 438 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:53,694 He comes home at night and he just stares at her. Doesn't say a word. 439 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,322 They have a drink. Silence. 440 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:59,658 -They eat, they say nothing. -Salt and pepper, please. 441 00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:02,536 They get into bed and they say nothing. 442 00:27:03,538 --> 00:27:06,373 And I forgot, he just barely looks at the kids, 443 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:09,209 and Louise says that it's because of that. 444 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,254 Because of what? 445 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:16,383 Well, she reads, and he just rolls over and goes to sleep 446 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,761 and talks to all these different girls. 447 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:22,723 And Louise says that they have to be in compromising positions. 448 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:28,228 Good old Freddie. 449 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,407 He says things like... 450 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:43,243 - Like, "Roll over". 451 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,455 "Let's try that again." Yeah. 452 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:48,999 Things like that. 453 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,251 Things like that, huh? 454 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:54,004 And do you know what he did with... 455 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,799 Do you know what he did with Darlene? 456 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:59,635 Darlene? Who the hell's Darlene? 457 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:02,012 The girl in his dream. 458 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,808 Oh. 459 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:09,770 Well, what did he do with Darlene? 460 00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:11,605 Huh? 461 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,148 You ain't gonna tell me? 462 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:16,944 He kiss... He kisses her. 463 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,156 You know. 464 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:28,789 Oh. 465 00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:33,335 You mean, he goes... 466 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,013 You... You mean he goes... 467 00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:53,981 - Bad! 468 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,568 -Is that what you mean? -No. 469 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,159 - No. 470 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:08,704 - I... Yes, but... 471 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:16,879 He says for her to do it to him. 472 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:20,424 -That's funny. -When he gets... 473 00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:26,180 -Well... -Well, that's what he said. 474 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:30,350 Yeah, well, you know, Freddie's getting on in years. 475 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,561 And a man Freddie's age... 476 00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:34,688 You're Fred's age! 477 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:40,027 Yeah, but sexual nightmares are not one of my problems. 478 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:44,531 Besides, what the hell has that got to do with Fred being a good father? 479 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,742 Huh? 480 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,620 Well, I... 481 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:55,042 I'm sorry I talk too much. 482 00:29:55,376 --> 00:30:00,047 Well, you know, Fred puts up with his kids' asinine friends. 483 00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:02,090 -You know that? -I... 484 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:04,718 His kids wanna drink, he lets 'em drink. 485 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,553 They want to smoke, he lets them smoke. 486 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:10,057 He... Well, he sends the sons of bitches to college. 487 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,643 They each have their own cars, you know. 488 00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:16,605 And he gives them 50 bucks a week spending money. 489 00:30:16,731 --> 00:30:18,565 Can you imagine that? 490 00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,610 And his daughter is beautiful. 491 00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:25,489 His son is a big 6'3" hunk of man, 492 00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:27,282 and the girls think he's cute. 493 00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:31,912 And he's got Simon, a 1-year-old baby. 494 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:35,290 I wish I was that kind of a father. 495 00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:38,126 Well, we weren't discussing that part of it anyway. 496 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:41,797 I'm talking about it from a woman's point of view. 497 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,340 Oh. 498 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:46,927 - A woman's point of... 499 00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:51,849 A woman's point of view. Oh, God. 500 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:54,768 I can't go to the goddamn movie with you. 501 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:58,188 Jesus Christ Almighty. Oh, boy. 502 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,861 I can... I can see it all now. 503 00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:09,157 Boy. You know, one of these days, 504 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,785 you girls are gonna go, "Charge!" 505 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,997 And you know somethin' funny? 506 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,793 We'll all surrender, and you can have everything. 507 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:23,463 You can have the house and the cars and the office 508 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,966 and the bills and the headaches, 509 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,803 and we'll sit home and laugh! 510 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,306 That's what we're gonna do. 511 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,852 All we ask for is peace. 512 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:41,315 To give us our daily beating and three square meals a day and bread and water 513 00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:43,817 and we'll just sit staring at the sun, 514 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,652 going blind, okay? 515 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:49,156 Oh, I'm so sorry. Do we emasculate you? 516 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:51,658 Poor little boy losing his virility. 517 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:54,077 Well, I don't have it any more! 518 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:58,999 -What happened to it, huh? -I just don't appeal to you. 519 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:01,335 Oh, you appeal to me all right. 520 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:03,503 When I come home, you appeal to me. 521 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,505 When I'm at the office, you appeal to me. 522 00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:07,549 I am not a sex machine! 523 00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:10,677 -No, you want to go to the movies! -Because I'm bored. 524 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,846 That's how you get your jollies! 525 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:15,515 -Don't be crude! -Crude, schmude. I'm crude! 526 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,601 The minute you get home, you wanna jump into bed. 527 00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:19,853 FORST: That's the general idea. 528 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:04,815 Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Huh? 529 00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:07,401 He wanted to see time fly. 530 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:18,245 What does Dracula do every night at midnight? 531 00:33:18,287 --> 00:33:20,747 He takes a coffin break! 532 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:26,086 What is it that's blue and whistles 533 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:30,090 and hangs in a delicatessen? 534 00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:42,352 Aren't you gonna say, "But a herring doesn't whistle"? 535 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,980 Huh? Aren't you gonna say, "But a herring isn't blue"? 536 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:47,983 You're not gonna say that? How can I get to the joke? 537 00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:59,286 What is it that weighs 5,000 pounds and has got a stick through it? 538 00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:04,041 A hippo-popsicle. 539 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:14,509 What is it that's black and white and red all over? 540 00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:17,637 -A newspaper. -No. A zebra's ass. 541 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:33,487 You don't think I'm very funny, do ya, huh? 542 00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:35,989 Of course I think you're funny. 543 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:39,367 Well, I could... I could be funnier, you know. 544 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:41,078 I really could. 545 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:44,956 -If I tried a little harder. -Maybe you're not all that funny. 546 00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:52,964 Good night. 547 00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:59,781 -Dickie, I'm sorry. -I want a divorce. 548 00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:19,926 -Did you hear what I said? -Oh, Dickie. 549 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,015 I want a divorce. 550 00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:29,686 That's the only thing to do, isn't it? 551 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,110 Well, why don't you laugh? 552 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:39,905 It's funny. 553 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,994 Well, what's your answer? 554 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:49,122 Answer me! 555 00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:33,166 Hello, Jeannie? 556 00:37:35,169 --> 00:37:37,420 Hold on a minute. 557 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:42,801 I'll send for my clothes in the morning. I'm not coming back. 558 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:47,931 I'm on the phone. 559 00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:57,482 This is Richard Forst. Hi. 560 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:00,860 I'd like to see you tonight. 561 00:38:01,487 --> 00:38:03,613 Well, it's very important. 562 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,408 Well, how busy are you? 563 00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:12,956 Well, I could meet you at the Losers Club. 564 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,083 Twenty, thirty minutes. 565 00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:18,420 Take as long as you like. 566 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:20,880 Fine. 567 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:24,676 I'll see you later. 568 00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:48,283 WOMAN: and wars have gone 569 00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:51,619 570 00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:54,622 571 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:58,084 572 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:02,130 MAN: 573 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:04,966 and through his gold 574 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:08,345 WOMAN: 575 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:11,806 576 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:15,226 MAN: 577 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:18,605 WOMAN: 578 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:22,025 579 00:39:22,109 --> 00:39:25,028 580 00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:28,907 581 00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:30,992 582 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:34,621 583 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:39,751 till the day we die 584 00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:42,879 MAN: 585 00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,757 WOMAN: 586 00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:49,427 MAN: swore that he'd never fall 587 00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:52,389 WOMAN: that old Stonewall 588 00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:56,184 BOTH: 589 00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:58,269 590 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:02,899 591 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:07,237 till the day we die 592 00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:09,906 593 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:14,077 594 00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:18,665 595 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,959 596 00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:24,421 WOMAN: 597 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:27,841 BOTH: 598 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:31,386 599 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:35,974 600 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,323 MAN: If you think I look like silly in this outfit, 601 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:54,576 you oughta see me in a bathing suit. 602 00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:56,786 I look like a pair of pliers with a Band-Aid on. 603 00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:01,916 I'm in such bad shape. 604 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:05,086 - I really am. 605 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:08,089 I got a frog in my throat. 606 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:11,134 First meat that's passed that way in an hour. 607 00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:18,349 I just wanted you to see my suit. 608 00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:21,269 Seersucker. Sears made it, and you're lookin' at the sucker that bought it. 609 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,985 On top of that, I'm so flat-footed, when I get out of the bathtub, 610 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:32,238 somebody has to rock me back and forth to break the suction. 611 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:41,372 But, uh, the postman came with a letter 612 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:45,543 and told me that the Great Society was having a war on poverty. 613 00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:49,756 So, uh, I told him if that was true, I wanted to be the first to surrender. 614 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:19,661 There once was a girl from... 615 00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:21,829 ...who played the violin. 616 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:24,958 Uh, she tucked it under her chin. 617 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:27,919 She plucked at her strings... 618 00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:29,504 WOMAN: Like angel wings. 619 00:42:29,588 --> 00:42:33,841 MAN: She plucked at her strings, among numerous things, 620 00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:35,385 and tucked it under her chin. 621 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,277 -Well, Mr McCarthy. -Jim. 622 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:55,029 Jamie McCarthy. 623 00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:57,824 - Jamie. - Oh, that's a fine name. Fine. 624 00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:01,077 -My mother used to call me Jamie. -Did she now? 625 00:43:01,161 --> 00:43:03,037 Say, how would you like to call me Mother? 626 00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:04,831 Come on, will ya? 627 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,792 I'm old enough to be your father. 628 00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,711 Listen. Listen. 629 00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:11,671 In that case, I'd like some fatherly advice. 630 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:13,798 -All right. -I have a terrible problem. 631 00:43:13,882 --> 00:43:15,508 What's your problem, daughter? 632 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:18,177 -Well, this fellow, a friend... -Mmm-hmm. 633 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,930 ...an Irish friend, he just called me from the bar, 634 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:24,100 and he's in terrible trouble and wants me to come rescue him. 635 00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:27,020 -What do you think of that? -What do you think of it? 636 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:29,731 Well, I'm asking for your advice. You're the wise one. 637 00:43:29,815 --> 00:43:32,650 Be a hero. Tell me. Come on. 638 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,237 -Hey, Jackson. -Yo. 639 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:38,406 --Hey, Jackson. 640 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:44,954 Remember the time we went to New Orleans on a bet? 641 00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:47,749 Yes, sir, I do. 642 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:51,919 We stayed up all night screaming at the top of our lungs. 643 00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:53,921 We had a... 644 00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:55,840 We had a... My nose itches. 645 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:57,800 -We had a... -Going to kiss a fool? 646 00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:59,552 Yeah, I know. 647 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:04,349 We had a couple bimbos. No, actually, they were very nice girls. 648 00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:07,602 -They reminded me a lot of you two. -Oh. 649 00:44:07,686 --> 00:44:10,229 But they knew more dirty limericks than you could shake a stick at. 650 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,397 How nice. 651 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,150 Well, I knew a guy who used to make them up and sell them. 652 00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:16,944 Really? He must have been an ex-convict. 653 00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:19,572 -That's right. Don't look so wide-eyed. -I'm not wide-eyed. 654 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,824 Do you realise that ex-convicts and jailbirds 655 00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:23,785 are the ones that write all the limericks? 656 00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:25,370 Not all of them. 657 00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:27,830 Oh, don't argue with Mr McCarthy, miss. 658 00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:31,334 Jimmy Arno, he wrote a couple that were really funny. Didn't he, Jeannie? 659 00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:32,960 -That's right. He did. -Jimmy Arno? 660 00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:36,756 -Mmm-hmm. -Jimmy Arno? Not the Jimmy Arno. 661 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,841 -Do you know him? -Never heard of him. 662 00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:50,478 Aw, come on, now. 663 00:44:50,562 --> 00:44:52,897 What the hell do we care about two whores? 664 00:44:52,981 --> 00:44:55,191 -JEANNIE: You better watch... -Wait a minute! 665 00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:57,652 -Two whores! -JEANNIE: I don't want you around! 666 00:44:57,736 --> 00:44:58,986 Come on. Come on. 667 00:44:59,071 --> 00:45:01,072 -You don't want us around? -That's right. 668 00:45:01,156 --> 00:45:04,200 Look who's saying she doesn't want us around! 669 00:45:04,284 --> 00:45:08,413 -You're coming on awfully strong. -Just who in the hell are you, huh? 670 00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:10,415 Just who in the hell are you? 671 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,625 Wait a minute. Take it easy. What's the matter with you? 672 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,460 Why be so violent? 673 00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:19,090 Take it easy. Just relax. Wait a minute, Jeannie. Wait, Jeannie. 674 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,939 I'm sorry. 675 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,568 Can I have a cigarette? 676 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,072 Let me close this door. 677 00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:48,786 All right. I won't close the door. 678 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:56,043 Ah, boy, what a life! 679 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:02,800 Ah, what's the matter, Jeannie? Don't you like me? Hmm? 680 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:06,304 Why not? Come on. I can take criticism. 681 00:46:07,222 --> 00:46:10,016 Hmm? What's the matter with me? 682 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:13,019 You don't want me to be crude? All right, I won't be crude. 683 00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:19,108 Jeannie... Jeannie, I'm a nice guy. 684 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:22,278 Would you think that I weigh 190 pounds? Huh? 685 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,324 You're married. 686 00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:29,243 Oh, Jeannie, am I married. 687 00:46:30,412 --> 00:46:31,996 Yeah, I'm married. 688 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:35,249 I got a son almost as old as you. 689 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,211 He thinks he's a grown man. 690 00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:40,087 He goes to college. 691 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:43,758 I wanted him to go to one of those Midwestern schools and play football, 692 00:46:43,842 --> 00:46:45,301 but his mother said, "No. No football". 693 00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:48,554 So he said, "All right. What the hell. Okay, no football". 694 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:51,057 So instead he goes to Dartmouth. 695 00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:53,059 Goes out for tennis instead. 696 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:56,103 All day long he walks around in tennis shoes. 697 00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:58,022 What kind of a thing is that for a grown boy 698 00:46:58,106 --> 00:47:00,858 to walk around in tennis shoes all day long? 699 00:47:00,943 --> 00:47:02,610 What the hell. He's my son. 700 00:47:02,694 --> 00:47:05,947 Even if he wants to nance around, I say, "So what?" 701 00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:09,116 Everybody's gotta Iead their own life, right? 702 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:13,120 So, he goes out for swimming and track, 703 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,959 and wears tennis shoes. 704 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:26,968 Jeannie, do you know what it is to be a promo man in a firm like mine, huh? 705 00:47:27,302 --> 00:47:28,803 I'll tell ya. 706 00:47:29,471 --> 00:47:31,889 You meet more millionaires and more presidents 707 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:34,141 than you dream could exist. 708 00:47:36,019 --> 00:47:37,937 And that seems like a big thing to you, huh? 709 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,318 So, what have I got after all those years? 710 00:47:45,070 --> 00:47:48,155 A big house, a kooky wife and a kid who wears sneakers. 711 00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:16,475 Hey, Jeannie baby! Hey. You're all right, Jeannie baby! 712 00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:20,730 Whoo! 713 00:48:20,814 --> 00:48:23,316 Hey. Turn out these lights, will ya? 714 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,943 Looks like an office in here. 715 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:28,029 How do you expect to make out with all these lights on? 716 00:48:28,113 --> 00:48:30,573 What do you say, Slick? 717 00:48:37,205 --> 00:48:39,957 Hey. You know what? You've got quite a tummy. 718 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,834 You've got... Hasn't he got a... Huh? 719 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,003 Hey, how about a little kiss for my buddy? 720 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:45,796 How about a... Ooh! 721 00:48:48,383 --> 00:48:50,593 JEANNIE: Stay. Have a good time. Stella, lock up when you go. 722 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:52,261 Wait a minute. Where you goin'? Hold on! 723 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:54,972 -Leave me alone. -Will you leave her alone! 724 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,933 Just get out of here! 725 00:49:06,443 --> 00:49:09,362 Now, what are you makin' a scene for? Huh? 726 00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:13,115 -Come on. Give me a break. -Give you a break? 727 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,952 Why? You think you deserve a break? 728 00:49:17,579 --> 00:49:20,831 -Look, I met this guy. -You met this guy. So? 729 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,542 -STELLA: Leave her alone. -Ah, shut up! Will you sit down? 730 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:27,171 So you met this guy. Go ahead. So you met this guy. What about him? 731 00:49:27,255 --> 00:49:29,090 You in love with this guy? You hate this guy? 732 00:49:29,174 --> 00:49:30,758 -You went to college with this guy? -No. 733 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,095 Come on. Don't do this. Don't. 734 00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:39,350 All right. Come on, will ya? 735 00:49:39,434 --> 00:49:41,102 Cut it out. 736 00:49:49,611 --> 00:49:51,404 You son of a bitch! 737 00:49:56,576 --> 00:49:59,704 JACKSON: There's this joke about the Siamese twins. 738 00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:01,247 What? 739 00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:04,500 Have you ever heard that old belly-twister, uh, 740 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:07,420 about the Siamese twins? 741 00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:09,255 - No. 742 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,842 One is named June and the other July. 743 00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:15,678 -Is that a real one? -Oh, no, no, no. 744 00:50:15,762 --> 00:50:17,888 Let me light that for you. 745 00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:20,766 Thank you. 746 00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:23,394 Oh, boy, women. 747 00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:26,355 If I live to be a million, I'll never understand 'em. 748 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,898 Crazy broads. 749 00:50:27,941 --> 00:50:30,568 Aw, shoot, now. 750 00:50:30,610 --> 00:50:32,278 Come on over here, huh? 751 00:50:32,779 --> 00:50:35,197 Come on. Will ya? 752 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:36,866 Come on. 753 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,785 Come on, you son of a gun. 754 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:42,872 Come on, now. Come on. 755 00:50:42,956 --> 00:50:45,082 Come on. Ooh, you. 756 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,294 Come on! 757 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:49,879 You know you're nuts? 758 00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:52,965 - You know that, don't you? 759 00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:11,817 No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't go away. 760 00:51:11,943 --> 00:51:14,278 Come on in. Join the party. 761 00:51:14,321 --> 00:51:16,614 There's been a lot of controversy over you tonight. 762 00:51:16,656 --> 00:51:18,824 Oh, no, there hasn't been any controversy. 763 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,326 Sure there has. 764 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:22,661 -You're the one in the bar, right? -That's right. 765 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:25,164 -Been waitin' a couple of hours? -That's right. 766 00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:26,999 Well, then, come on, take your coat off. 767 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,584 -Relax, join the party. -Hey, stop that. 768 00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:30,169 Okay. Come on. Sit down. Sit down. 769 00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:32,922 We'll just have a couple drinks, then we'll get out of here, huh? 770 00:51:33,006 --> 00:51:34,840 You don't mind, do ya? 771 00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:38,302 -What's your name, by the way? -Richard. 772 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,430 JIM: Well, Richard, Richard. Atta boy. That's a nice name, Richard. 773 00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:45,851 Isn't that a nice name, Jackson? Hey, Richard. Richard. Richard! 774 00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:48,145 I'm talkin' to you, boy. Come on. Pay attention. Let's go. 775 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:51,524 I'm Jim, that's Joe and, uh, Stella I suppose you know. 776 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:54,527 JACKSON: Hey, what do you do, Richard? 777 00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:56,821 I'm a businessman. 778 00:51:56,863 --> 00:51:59,365 -Insurance, huh? -That's right. 779 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:03,202 At least he's not a fag, huh, Jeannie? 780 00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:07,540 - Well, maybe I am. 781 00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:10,042 The boy Richard is all right. Your friend Richard... 782 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,795 JACKSON: He's got spirit, hasn't he, Jim? 783 00:52:12,879 --> 00:52:14,713 Listen, now that we're through with basic training, 784 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:18,217 can we knock off the grade school theatrics? Jeannie, I... 785 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:21,554 in a department store 786 00:52:21,638 --> 00:52:25,224 I do but I don't any more 787 00:52:25,308 --> 00:52:28,519 What kind of whoop said I 788 00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:32,731 I did but I don't any more 789 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,820 Richard, you don't know a goddamn thing about women, do ya? 790 00:52:37,904 --> 00:52:40,573 You know that women are basically all whores? Did you know that? 791 00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:42,074 Ooh! 792 00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:46,036 I'm sorry. 793 00:52:48,915 --> 00:52:51,000 JIM: Excuse me, Jeannie. 794 00:52:54,754 --> 00:52:56,755 You're married, right? Wouldn't you say he's married, Jackson? 795 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,008 -Oh, yeah, he's married. -Very much so. 796 00:52:59,092 --> 00:53:00,843 JACKSON: Forty-eight, unhappy as hell. 797 00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:04,763 Uh-huh. Separated, out for a good time. Out for a good time! 798 00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:07,892 Lookin' for a little momentary relationship. 799 00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:11,770 Who the hell are you guys? 800 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,941 Oh, didn't we tell ya, Richard? We're the police. 801 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:18,444 -Oh, yeah, we're the vice squad. -Vice squad! 802 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:20,738 STELLA: They're not. They're just kidding. 803 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:26,368 So, look, you run along home, sonny boy, and play with your own. 804 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:31,540 STELLA: Joe is Joe Jackson. Jim is Jim McCarthy. 805 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:34,210 He's vice president of Metal... 806 00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:38,631 JACKSON: Industries of the Pacific West Coast and affiliate companies. 807 00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:40,216 JIM: Jackson's supposed to mix the drinks, right? 808 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,134 -Right. -Jackson. 809 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,803 -Get me a double-double scotch. -Straight? 810 00:53:44,888 --> 00:53:48,057 -No soda and no ice. -No soda, no ice. 811 00:53:48,141 --> 00:53:51,143 Neat, clean, straight down the line, huh? 812 00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:55,147 Dickie, why don't you go? 813 00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,985 What do I do now? 814 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,779 Take my coat off? 815 00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:05,658 What you want me to do? Take my coat off? All right. 816 00:54:06,826 --> 00:54:08,911 -All right. Step outside. -No. 817 00:54:08,995 --> 00:54:10,079 What do you mean, "No"? 818 00:54:10,163 --> 00:54:11,997 If you think I'm gonna fight in the dark, you're crazy. 819 00:54:12,123 --> 00:54:13,999 -We can't fight in Miss Rapp's house. -Why not? 820 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,835 Why not? Look, McCarthy, why don't you just get out of here? 821 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,587 Nobody wants you around. 822 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,756 -Oh, nobody wants me around, huh? -Right. 823 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,968 A little whiIe ago, you almost fainted when I offered you 200 bucks. 824 00:54:24,010 --> 00:54:25,594 -Oh! -Two hundred bucks. Who needs ya! 825 00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:27,137 You're not even pretty! 826 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:29,848 -I hope he knocks you on your fat prat! -FORST: Take it easy, Jeannie. 827 00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:31,934 -You wanna fight or not? -You wanna go through with it? 828 00:54:32,018 --> 00:54:33,852 What are you, yellow? 829 00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:41,193 Oh, now you did it! Now you did it! 830 00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:44,029 Now your head's gonna leave your body. 831 00:54:44,155 --> 00:54:46,532 -Hey, do you need any help, boss? -No! 832 00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:48,993 No! No, I don't need any help! 833 00:54:49,035 --> 00:54:52,621 No! 834 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,881 JIM: Ooh, you wanna fight dirty, eh? 835 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:05,634 -Hey, hey, hey. -I'll kill him. Oh, my knee! 836 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,554 My knee. I'll kill ya. Ooh, my knee, my knee! 837 00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:11,890 -You shouldn't have done it so long. -I'll kill him! I'll kill him! 838 00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:15,060 -All right. Come on. -JIM: Get out of my way! 839 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:19,565 Come on. Will you go on? Come on, boy. 840 00:55:19,691 --> 00:55:22,901 I'll kill him. Oh, my knee, my knee. Take it easy, will ya? 841 00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:26,071 Ow! God! I'll kill that bum. 842 00:55:26,197 --> 00:55:28,073 I'll take him apart and put him together again! 843 00:55:28,199 --> 00:55:29,658 Yes, sir. Look, just a minute. 844 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:31,410 For crying out loud, I know you'll kill him. 845 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:36,707 What's the matter with you? Listen, I've taken guys twice his size. 846 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,334 I'll bet you have. 847 00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:40,669 I had a 300-pound wrestler one time, gave me some gaff. 848 00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:43,839 I picked him up over my head, threw him to the ground. I broke his collarbone! 849 00:55:44,382 --> 00:55:46,425 You son of a gun. 850 00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:53,098 -You don't believe me, huh? -Oh, sure I do. 851 00:55:59,939 --> 00:56:02,441 -How did we get into this? -How did we get into it? 852 00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:04,360 How the hell do we get out of it? 853 00:56:08,406 --> 00:56:10,366 You son of a... 854 00:56:14,287 --> 00:56:16,872 Ah, shoot. You look fine. 855 00:56:16,956 --> 00:56:19,625 Now, take it easy, will ya? 856 00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:23,587 Okay. But one word out of him, and I'll... 857 00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:27,383 You son of a gun! 858 00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:31,303 All right. Come on. Let's go. 859 00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:35,307 I said, "I used to do a little bit of, uh... 860 00:56:35,433 --> 00:56:37,601 "A little bit of fighting." 861 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:03,377 I understand you're a pretty big businessman. Is that right, Jim? 862 00:57:03,503 --> 00:57:04,962 JIM: Yeah, that's right. 863 00:57:05,004 --> 00:57:07,631 Stella tells me you're in advertising and promotion. 864 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:09,174 Yeah, that's my title. 865 00:57:09,217 --> 00:57:12,886 They think I'm worth $150,000 a year plus expenses for it. 866 00:57:13,012 --> 00:57:15,556 Ah. Who's your biggest account? 867 00:57:16,724 --> 00:57:18,684 He doesn't believe me. 868 00:57:18,726 --> 00:57:21,186 -Hey, look. Here's a card. -I'm not interested. 869 00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:25,357 -No, he's not interested in that. -You buy, uh, brass and aluminium? 870 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:29,027 Yep. I buy brass and aluminium. 871 00:57:29,154 --> 00:57:31,989 -Is that right? -That's right. Case closed. 872 00:57:32,031 --> 00:57:34,867 Hey. Hey, now. Look, you son of a gun. 873 00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:36,535 You told me in the kitchen. 874 00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:40,706 Okay. 875 00:57:47,255 --> 00:57:52,217 JIM: Hey, uh, you ever hear the one about the fag motorcycle driver? 876 00:57:52,343 --> 00:57:54,428 FORST: Yeah, I heard that. 877 00:57:55,054 --> 00:57:58,849 Well, how about the one about the little Jewish agent who... 878 00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:01,226 "Not necessarily." I heard that one, too. 879 00:58:01,352 --> 00:58:03,896 Hey, why don't you tell him about that one about "probably"... 880 00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:06,398 Oh, come on, now. You gave the punch line away. 881 00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:08,859 -What's the matter with you? -I heard that one. 882 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,736 -How about the goose one? -The goose one? 883 00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:15,199 Yeah. The goose that goes down the subway and gets peopled to death. 884 00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:18,785 The goose that goes down the subway and gets peopled to death. 885 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:22,915 JIM: Oh, you're too much. Oh, boy! 886 00:58:22,957 --> 00:58:24,875 Hey, did you hear the one about 887 00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:26,919 the little Jewish carpenter who was so mean... 888 00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:29,129 Once a schmuck, always a schmuck. 889 00:58:31,382 --> 00:58:33,300 That's not the ending I heard. 890 00:58:33,426 --> 00:58:36,220 That joke's old enough to have a beard. 891 00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:40,224 You're really uncanny. 892 00:58:40,266 --> 00:58:42,059 Oh, boy. 893 00:58:42,101 --> 00:58:45,604 Hey, you said you were in business. What kind, uh... 894 00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:47,231 He said he was in insurance business. 895 00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:49,483 Well, I'm in finance. That's a form of insurance. 896 00:58:49,609 --> 00:58:51,276 -Oh, really? -Yes. 897 00:58:51,319 --> 00:58:54,071 -What do you do there? -I'm chairman of the board. 898 00:58:54,113 --> 00:58:57,157 -We have one corporation. -Yeah? What's the firm? 899 00:58:57,283 --> 00:59:00,160 - Investment Finance. - That's a pretty big outfit. 900 00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:03,664 -Yeah. -Hey, uh, do you know Stewie Ray? 901 00:59:04,582 --> 00:59:07,793 JACKSON: He's not kidding. JIM: I'm not making it up. Stewie Ray. 902 00:59:07,919 --> 00:59:09,628 -Works for me. -JIM: No kidding? Really? 903 00:59:09,754 --> 00:59:12,589 -Yeah. -He's a nice guy. Hell of a nice guy. 904 00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:15,133 -You do business with him? -Ah, we talk once in a whiIe. 905 00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:17,970 A firm like mine has to have a good credit rate. We talk. 906 00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:19,930 -That's very good. -Yeah. 907 00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:23,308 Enough of business already. I'm getting hungry. 908 00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:25,686 You been to Chicago, Dick? 909 00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:28,939 -Not often. -There he goes. He's... 910 00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:31,984 He's uncanny with this phraseology, you know that? 911 00:59:32,026 --> 00:59:33,819 No wonder you're chairman of the board. 912 00:59:33,861 --> 00:59:35,821 Jeannie, you know what chairman of the board is? 913 00:59:36,322 --> 00:59:40,284 He's the man. He's a killer. Boy, he's got all the weight. 914 00:59:40,326 --> 00:59:42,953 Did you ever tell Jean about the board of directors' meeting? 915 00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:45,789 I was just about to, but I didn't get the chance somehow. 916 00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:51,962 There he goes with that uncanny phraseology of his again. 917 00:59:52,005 --> 00:59:55,716 Boy, I'll bet you're a real murderer behind that big desk of yours. 918 00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:58,176 Well, I don't have a big desk. 919 00:59:59,178 --> 01:00:02,848 You know, you're all right. You're all right. You know... 920 01:00:02,890 --> 01:00:05,392 I've been a... I've been a road man all my life. 921 01:00:05,518 --> 01:00:08,395 I've been in every toilet in 50 states. 922 01:00:08,521 --> 01:00:11,982 I sort of prefer it that way. Hey, do you know the... 923 01:00:16,696 --> 01:00:20,532 JIM: Hey, you know what? Before they had planes, they had trains. 924 01:00:20,575 --> 01:00:23,327 Now they got these planes that fly like that. 925 01:00:23,369 --> 01:00:26,705 Four and a half hours from New York to Los Angeles. 926 01:00:26,831 --> 01:00:28,248 Four and a half hours. You believe that? 927 01:00:29,834 --> 01:00:32,169 -I don't wanna talk about business. -Huh? 928 01:00:32,211 --> 01:00:35,547 I don't wanna either. I'd rather play a game of billiards. 929 01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,049 Do you play billiards? 930 01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:41,011 I can tell by your expression you don't. I'll bet you're a golf man, right? 931 01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:44,848 -Tennis. -Tennis. My kid plays tennis, too. 932 01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:46,725 Is that right? Tennis? No kidding. 933 01:00:46,768 --> 01:00:49,061 I got a friend of mine who bought Don Budge's house. 934 01:00:49,103 --> 01:00:53,065 I know those guys. You know, Segura, Kramer, uh, Gonzales. 935 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:54,733 I only play for myself. 936 01:00:54,859 --> 01:00:57,235 JIM: Sure. Go down, play a few sets, work off the gut. 937 01:00:57,362 --> 01:01:00,447 That'll keep your mind... Uh, body up with your mind. 938 01:01:00,573 --> 01:01:02,032 I got a kid who plays, too. 939 01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:04,242 He's a hell of a nice kid. Smart as a whip, too. 940 01:01:04,369 --> 01:01:07,746 -Nothing like his old man. -Why you S.O.B. 941 01:01:08,539 --> 01:01:11,583 -You're right. I am an S.O.B. -You are. 942 01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:15,754 Oh, boy. This kid's fantastic. He runs! He runs! 943 01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:20,092 And he runs for hours and hours. Summer, winter, snowing, rain. 944 01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:23,095 He doesn't care. He swims in any kind of weather. 945 01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:26,390 Oh, boy. I'm tellin' ya, I don't know where these kids get the energy. 946 01:01:26,432 --> 01:01:27,933 You ever see these Ivy League kids? 947 01:01:27,975 --> 01:01:30,602 They all look alike, skinny shoulders, sneakers. 948 01:01:31,104 --> 01:01:32,729 I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 949 01:01:37,151 --> 01:01:38,944 Oh, I don't know either. 950 01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:41,154 -Hey. Hey. -What? 951 01:01:41,906 --> 01:01:46,576 I think that Dickie would like to be alone with the young lady. 952 01:01:49,622 --> 01:01:52,624 Oh, sure. Who wouldn't? I would, too. You kidding? 953 01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,668 A couple of visiting firemen come in, cramp your style, 954 01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:56,628 step all over your feet, huh? 955 01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:59,297 Listen, McCarthy, if you don't get out of here, 956 01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:01,675 I'm gonna call the vice squad. 957 01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:05,762 -Hey, remember. We're the vice squad! -You're the vice squad! 958 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:09,182 Okay. Hey, Stella, why don't you give that girl... What's her name? 959 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,184 -Marta. -Marta. Why don't you give her a call? 960 01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:13,770 Now, come on, sweetheart? All right? Then we can get out of here. Okay? 961 01:02:14,605 --> 01:02:18,024 Oh, gee, Dick, how did we get into this situation anyway? 962 01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:20,819 I'm sorry. It's ridiculous, isn't it? 963 01:02:21,362 --> 01:02:22,988 Why don't I give you a call Monday? 964 01:02:23,114 --> 01:02:26,324 Maybe we can have lunch or, uh, maybe just talk on the phone, all right? 965 01:02:26,367 --> 01:02:30,120 -That's a very good idea. -Good. Okay. Stewie Ray. 966 01:02:32,206 --> 01:02:34,791 Ah. Oh, boy. 967 01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:37,169 Ah, Stewie Ray. Hey, come on. 968 01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:39,463 Oh, Jeannie, I'll call you the next time I get in town. 969 01:02:39,505 --> 01:02:41,465 Yes, yes, you do that. 970 01:02:41,507 --> 01:02:43,967 JIM: Come on, Stella. Let's go. Shake it up! 971 01:02:44,010 --> 01:02:46,011 -It's been a real pleasure. -Nice meeting you. 972 01:02:46,053 --> 01:02:47,804 -Richard, old boy. -Jim. 973 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:49,973 -Nice meeting you. -Right. 974 01:02:50,558 --> 01:02:53,977 -Sorry about what happened. -Well, that's the way it goes. 975 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:56,062 -Night. -Joey. 976 01:02:57,148 --> 01:02:58,648 JACKSON: It's really been a pleasure. 977 01:02:58,691 --> 01:03:02,360 - You're gonna get a raise, Joey. - I hope so. 978 01:03:02,403 --> 01:03:05,238 JIM: Come on, Stella, step it up, will ya? Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 979 01:03:05,364 --> 01:03:07,866 I'm glad she's not too tired. I gotta get my coat. Wait. 980 01:03:07,992 --> 01:03:09,868 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 981 01:03:09,911 --> 01:03:12,704 -Wait till I get... -STELLA: It's cold outside. 982 01:03:12,747 --> 01:03:14,247 -Come on. -STELLA: Good night, Jeannie. 983 01:03:14,373 --> 01:03:16,041 JEANNIE: Thanks. See you later. 984 01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:18,960 Good night again. Good night, Miss Rapp. 985 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:21,379 JIM: Dickie, Stewie Ray, huh? 986 01:03:22,256 --> 01:03:24,257 Stewie Ray! 987 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:30,722 - I thought they'd never leave. 988 01:03:32,099 --> 01:03:33,600 "Stewie Ray." 989 01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:38,063 -"You're a golf man, right, Richard?" -Tennis. 990 01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:42,442 I never laughed so hard. 991 01:03:42,568 --> 01:03:44,653 I was pretty good, wasn't I? 992 01:03:44,737 --> 01:03:47,405 -My hero. -Hi, ho, Silver! 993 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:48,949 Shh! 994 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,078 White horse hero. You get it? 995 01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:55,247 Yeah, I get it. 996 01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:06,007 Ah, Dickie, Dickie, Dickie. 997 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:08,593 I like you, you know. I really do like ya. 998 01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:10,595 -Well, don't get serious. -I'm not. 999 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,597 -Well, don't. -I wasn't. 1000 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,599 Definition of "seriousness". 1001 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:18,186 Noun. Grave or solemn of disposition. 1002 01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:22,816 Yeah, well, I wasn't getting serious. I'm your friend. 1003 01:04:23,651 --> 01:04:25,819 Well, you know how I feel about friendship. 1004 01:04:25,945 --> 01:04:28,613 -No. How do you feel? -Definition of "friendship". 1005 01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:31,658 Noun. One who's attached to another 1006 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:34,786 because of their personal regard. 1007 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:37,455 Companion, a comrade, a chum, 1008 01:04:38,165 --> 01:04:40,834 and someone who doesn't get serious. 1009 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:43,461 -Friends never get serious? -Never. 1010 01:04:44,213 --> 01:04:46,673 -Can a friend ask a question? -No. And shut up. 1011 01:04:48,801 --> 01:04:50,969 Let's do Peter Piper picked a pickle... Peck a... 1012 01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:54,180 -Ah, Dickie, I'm exhausted. -You can't be exhausted. 1013 01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:56,141 Peter Piper picked a peck of peckled... 1014 01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:57,475 Peter Piper picked a peck of... 1015 01:04:57,518 --> 01:05:00,395 Hey, Dickie, why did you want to see me? 1016 01:05:01,522 --> 01:05:03,732 I wanted to play with you. 1017 01:05:03,816 --> 01:05:05,692 All right. Then what? 1018 01:05:06,485 --> 01:05:08,486 Oh, we'd play, have a few laughs, 1019 01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:10,363 see what developed. 1020 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,824 -I like you. -You like me. 1021 01:05:13,242 --> 01:05:15,911 -I like you. -All right, you like me. 1022 01:05:15,995 --> 01:05:19,831 -That's right. I like you. -Oh, Dickie, what's the matter? 1023 01:05:21,667 --> 01:05:24,002 You think I'm one of those gross businessmen? 1024 01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:26,004 You think I have a secretary that picks up the phone 1025 01:05:26,047 --> 01:05:28,256 and gets me whatever I want? 1026 01:05:28,341 --> 01:05:30,884 Jeannie, I buried eight relatives in the past six years. 1027 01:05:31,010 --> 01:05:33,595 There's nobody left but me. I'm just a mild success 1028 01:05:33,679 --> 01:05:36,014 in a dull profession, and I wanna start over again. 1029 01:05:36,057 --> 01:05:37,849 And I've got a bad kidney! 1030 01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:43,188 So? 1031 01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:55,700 Come on and take a bath. 1032 01:05:57,578 --> 01:05:59,412 I don't want a bath! 1033 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:08,922 No bath? 1034 01:06:09,048 --> 01:06:10,715 No bath. 1035 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:12,884 People drown in bathtubs. 1036 01:06:31,612 --> 01:06:33,571 No hard feelings? 1037 01:06:33,614 --> 01:06:36,157 You're aces high with me, Charlie. 1038 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:39,911 1039 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:43,289 1040 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:47,961 1041 01:07:04,770 --> 01:07:07,022 You know, you're a very strange man. 1042 01:07:07,106 --> 01:07:11,026 -Well, you want me to leave, I'll leave. -But not sensitive. 1043 01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:14,279 And another thing, you don't make me insecure. 1044 01:07:15,114 --> 01:07:17,782 -That's not one of my problems. -Good. 1045 01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:21,161 Alrighty. 1046 01:07:22,371 --> 01:07:23,830 Now. 1047 01:07:24,623 --> 01:07:27,792 Okay, give me a foot. 1048 01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:31,629 --Those are new socks. 1049 01:07:32,631 --> 01:07:34,049 Yeah? Good. 1050 01:07:34,675 --> 01:07:37,635 - Yeah, new socks make me insecure. 1051 01:07:39,388 --> 01:07:41,306 Clothes make the man. 1052 01:07:43,642 --> 01:07:46,019 -What does that do? -Makes your feet smell good. 1053 01:07:46,145 --> 01:07:47,979 Oh, that's fine. 1054 01:07:48,522 --> 01:07:51,232 Then I'm gonna dry them off, I'm gonna powder them down, 1055 01:07:51,317 --> 01:07:53,234 and then I'm gonna rub 'em till warm. 1056 01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:55,653 They walk all over 1057 01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:57,030 1058 01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:58,239 1059 01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,158 1060 01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:02,327 1061 01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:04,245 1062 01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:07,832 They walk all over 1063 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:10,168 gonna walk around 1064 01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:12,170 -I trust you. -What? 1065 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,882 I said... I said I trust you. 1066 01:08:16,008 --> 01:08:17,425 Good. 1067 01:08:19,845 --> 01:08:21,930 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 1068 01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:32,524 Oh, Freddie. 1069 01:08:35,861 --> 01:08:38,530 Jeannie. Hey, Jeannie. 1070 01:08:38,572 --> 01:08:40,782 Jeannie, you wanna hear a secret, huh? 1071 01:08:45,037 --> 01:08:49,707 Oh, Jeannie, I don't give a damn about racial, religious, 1072 01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:52,627 moral, economical, political problems. 1073 01:08:52,711 --> 01:08:55,964 -That makes two of us. -Eating meat disturbs me. 1074 01:08:57,216 --> 01:09:01,094 Right. Can you imagine raising poor little chickens, steers and lambs 1075 01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:02,720 to fill our tummies? 1076 01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:04,889 Now, there's a problem and nobody cares. 1077 01:09:04,932 --> 01:09:06,558 Right. 1078 01:09:06,642 --> 01:09:08,434 -Right? Huh? Right? -Right. 1079 01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:11,729 They take all the wool off the lamb, and then we eat it. 1080 01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:12,939 Oh, Dickie. 1081 01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:17,068 What is all this holier-than-thou crap that they hand us? 1082 01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:20,947 You know what I think? I think we were all created evil! 1083 01:09:21,073 --> 01:09:25,451 Then some wise guy... Some, uh... A left-winger or a... 1084 01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:29,789 A union organiser comes along and tells us that we all were created good. 1085 01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:32,917 We were all created in His image. Right? 1086 01:09:34,795 --> 01:09:37,130 - Wrong. 1087 01:09:37,256 --> 01:09:40,675 Hey, Jeannie. Jeannie, come here. 1088 01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:44,470 Now, I'm gonna tell you something. This is serious. 1089 01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:48,349 You're such a lovely girl, Jeannie, 1090 01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,351 but you talk too much. 1091 01:09:52,104 --> 01:09:53,771 I talk too much? 1092 01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:56,399 Didn't anybody ever tell you that? 1093 01:09:56,775 --> 01:09:58,526 You talk too much. 1094 01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:02,572 -I..? -Now turn out the lights. 1095 01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:45,198 I'm spending the night. 1096 01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:57,126 You're a son of a bitch. Do you know that? 1097 01:10:57,211 --> 01:10:59,504 Why am I a son of a bitch? 1098 01:10:59,588 --> 01:11:01,047 Because you get to me. 1099 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:04,175 And anybody that gets to me... 1100 01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:09,347 You kill me. 1101 01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:11,349 Let's have some music. 1102 01:12:44,443 --> 01:12:45,943 MAN: 1103 01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:48,404 1104 01:12:49,531 --> 01:12:51,616 1105 01:13:20,646 --> 01:13:24,774 1106 01:14:57,743 --> 01:15:00,495 1107 01:15:01,038 --> 01:15:02,955 1108 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:14,008 1109 01:15:14,092 --> 01:15:17,470 1110 01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:46,582 1111 01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:49,043 1112 01:15:50,128 --> 01:15:52,213 1113 01:16:21,118 --> 01:16:25,329 1114 01:17:27,225 --> 01:17:28,684 Here we are. 1115 01:17:33,523 --> 01:17:34,982 Come on! 1116 01:17:35,442 --> 01:17:37,902 Well, come on. Here's the living room. 1117 01:17:37,986 --> 01:17:40,488 Come on. 1118 01:17:44,618 --> 01:17:46,285 Ooh! Oh! 1119 01:18:38,588 --> 01:18:40,464 Oh, oh, Chet. 1120 01:18:42,050 --> 01:18:43,759 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 1121 01:18:44,678 --> 01:18:48,013 1122 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:51,475 1123 01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:58,232 1124 01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:02,945 1125 01:19:05,866 --> 01:19:08,951 1126 01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,287 1127 01:19:11,371 --> 01:19:13,456 Leave her alone now, and stop it! 1128 01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:15,708 -Come and sit down. -Hey. 1129 01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:17,710 Let's just sit down! 1130 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:35,269 It's a nice place you got here. 1131 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:40,065 Thank you. It's 27 years old. 1132 01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:42,651 -Twenty-seven years old? -Oh, come on, Chettie! 1133 01:19:42,736 --> 01:19:45,988 Let's do some more twistin' and groovin'. 1134 01:19:46,072 --> 01:19:47,948 -Florence, the party's over. -Come on, Florence. 1135 01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:50,493 Oh, no. The party's just beginning. 1136 01:19:50,577 --> 01:19:52,745 -Right, Chettie? -Uh, yeah, right. 1137 01:19:52,829 --> 01:19:55,414 'Cause I'm mixing the drinkies. 1138 01:19:55,499 --> 01:19:57,416 Ladies, declare! 1139 01:19:57,501 --> 01:19:59,627 -Gin and tonic. -Scotch and soda. 1140 01:19:59,711 --> 01:20:02,379 Two glasses comin' up. Oh! 1141 01:20:08,428 --> 01:20:10,554 Look, I got these records. 1142 01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:12,932 Can we have some music, please? 1143 01:20:17,979 --> 01:20:20,731 Can we have some music or something, or are we just gonna sit here? 1144 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:23,984 Where are you from, Chet? 1145 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,278 Detroit. 1146 01:20:30,408 --> 01:20:31,867 Do you like Los Angeles? 1147 01:20:33,578 --> 01:20:35,412 Do you? 1148 01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:38,582 Well, I like the climate. 1149 01:20:39,584 --> 01:20:41,043 I do, too. 1150 01:20:50,428 --> 01:20:54,765 Well! Well, wasn't that some place tonight, huh? 1151 01:20:54,891 --> 01:20:59,520 And those dances. The, uh, Watusi and the Frug. 1152 01:20:59,604 --> 01:21:02,898 -CHET: Oh, yeah. -And the Dog and the Jerk. 1153 01:21:02,941 --> 01:21:04,942 -CHET: And the... -Did you like it? 1154 01:21:05,068 --> 01:21:07,027 With all those young boys? Of course I liked it. 1155 01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:08,571 CHET: Yeah. 1156 01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:13,200 -Yeah. -Of course I liked it. 1157 01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:16,412 I did notice that you handled yourself very well at the A-Go-Go. 1158 01:21:16,454 --> 01:21:18,747 Oh! Well, thank you. 1159 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,960 You're definitely an individual type. 1160 01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:26,881 I mean, you don't seem to succumb to the atmosphere. 1161 01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:28,966 Who was the little bIonde girl 1162 01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:32,636 with the big blue eyes and the big bazoom? 1163 01:21:34,097 --> 01:21:38,809 And did you notice the one in the black tights with the boots? 1164 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:41,395 LOUISE: You have to have the figure for those tights. 1165 01:21:41,479 --> 01:21:43,480 I have never had any complaints, Louise. 1166 01:21:43,607 --> 01:21:45,733 Billie-May, I didn't say anything like that. 1167 01:21:51,823 --> 01:21:53,324 You... 1168 01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:05,169 Come on, now, you guys. I mean, like, you got nothin' to worry about. 1169 01:22:05,253 --> 01:22:07,630 Really. Believe me. None of ya. 1170 01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:10,674 Believe me, will ya? 1171 01:22:21,186 --> 01:22:23,520 You people are too much, man. Look... 1172 01:22:23,605 --> 01:22:24,855 Are you kiddin'? 1173 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,524 Well, out of that whole room full of pretty, young chicks, 1174 01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:30,361 what made you come over to our table? 1175 01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:32,780 Oh, Billie-May, you know why? 1176 01:22:32,864 --> 01:22:35,658 Because there was something wrong with ya. 1177 01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:38,994 You guys were all sitting there like a bunch of... 1178 01:22:39,037 --> 01:22:42,206 Well, like you were gonna break into tears any minute. 1179 01:22:42,332 --> 01:22:45,542 Now, if I see someone trying to join in 1180 01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:48,295 and not knowing how, 1181 01:22:49,047 --> 01:22:51,215 if I myself know how 1182 01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:54,510 and always make it a point to know how with anybody, 1183 01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:56,220 and I say, "Go on over, man". 1184 01:22:56,304 --> 01:22:58,847 Kind of like, uh, Jesus said. You know. 1185 01:22:58,890 --> 01:23:01,725 1186 01:23:01,810 --> 01:23:04,687 1187 01:23:04,729 --> 01:23:08,816 Kind of like Christ said, you know. HeIp thy neighbour, man. 1188 01:23:08,900 --> 01:23:11,235 -Is he the one that said that? -LOUISE: Billie-May, 1189 01:23:11,361 --> 01:23:14,029 what difference does it make who said it? 1190 01:23:14,906 --> 01:23:16,991 CHET: What difference does it make who said it? 1191 01:23:17,075 --> 01:23:19,410 It could have been, uh... 1192 01:23:19,536 --> 01:23:20,995 It could have been Him. 1193 01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:23,747 It could have been Gandhi. It could have been Buddha. 1194 01:23:23,873 --> 01:23:26,500 It could have been spoodah. It could have been your daddy. 1195 01:23:26,584 --> 01:23:29,503 It could have been your mama. It could have been your uh-uh. 1196 01:23:29,587 --> 01:23:31,088 Could have been your huh-huh. 1197 01:23:31,172 --> 01:23:34,675 What difference, man? 1198 01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:40,514 Hey, listen, man. It's a very good way to express yourself. 1199 01:23:41,182 --> 01:23:42,599 BILLIE-MAY: What do you mean? 1200 01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:45,185 What? 1201 01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:47,438 I said, "What do you mean?" 1202 01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:51,608 Well, I said, like, take a guy my age. 1203 01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:55,362 I gotta have some kind of a release. 1204 01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:57,364 Now, do you wanna... 1205 01:23:57,449 --> 01:24:00,075 Well, I can't very well hold up a bank for kicks. 1206 01:24:00,118 --> 01:24:02,536 -That's against the law, right? -LOUISE: Right. 1207 01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:06,582 -FLORENCE: Right, Chettie. -Then everybody agrees with me. 1208 01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:10,461 -Christ. So what do you do? -LOUISE: You dance. 1209 01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:13,714 -You dance. -BILLIE-MAY: You dance. 1210 01:24:13,798 --> 01:24:18,052 You have a few belts and go up to some chick's pad and make it, baby. 1211 01:24:19,262 --> 01:24:20,554 Make it? 1212 01:24:22,807 --> 01:24:26,060 Just make it, baby. You out-and-out lay down and... 1213 01:24:31,941 --> 01:24:33,442 And I... 1214 01:24:39,574 --> 01:24:42,659 Or you can sit around, have a drag and, uh, 1215 01:24:43,495 --> 01:24:45,621 think about what's wrong and all, you know? 1216 01:24:46,331 --> 01:24:47,831 Oh, I know what you mean. 1217 01:24:50,293 --> 01:24:52,795 -I think you do. -BILLIE-MAY: Oh, sure she does. 1218 01:24:52,837 --> 01:24:54,505 Sure she does. 1219 01:25:10,605 --> 01:25:12,481 -BILLIE-MAY: Well! -Well! 1220 01:25:12,524 --> 01:25:14,024 Aaah! 1221 01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:21,365 FLORENCE: Yeah, boy. 1222 01:25:22,033 --> 01:25:25,536 BILLIE-MAY: Well, Louise, Maria, Florence, there it is. 1223 01:25:25,662 --> 01:25:27,204 This is it. 1224 01:25:27,330 --> 01:25:30,207 The, uh, new generation. The one our husbands... 1225 01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:33,210 CHET: That's fun... 1226 01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:36,839 That's funny as hell. 1227 01:25:37,882 --> 01:25:42,553 Billie-May, how'd you happen to get on the subject of our husbands again? 1228 01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:49,226 Well... Oh... 1229 01:25:51,229 --> 01:25:55,357 Because they're scared. They're scared men. I mean... 1230 01:25:58,069 --> 01:25:59,736 Well, they're... 1231 01:26:01,698 --> 01:26:03,574 They're scared of you. 1232 01:26:05,076 --> 01:26:08,078 They're scared of you. They're, uh... 1233 01:26:08,121 --> 01:26:09,705 -Really? -Mmm-hmm. 1234 01:26:09,747 --> 01:26:12,207 They are scared of your youth, 1235 01:26:14,085 --> 01:26:17,087 and your spirit, 1236 01:26:18,423 --> 01:26:20,465 and your build. 1237 01:26:21,634 --> 01:26:25,137 They think that they are the kings of the earth 1238 01:26:25,263 --> 01:26:29,308 and they do not want you takin' their place, see? 1239 01:26:41,070 --> 01:26:43,780 Well, I don't want it. I mean, not... 1240 01:26:47,410 --> 01:26:49,995 Well, I just don't want the hang-up. 1241 01:26:58,254 --> 01:26:59,922 Chettie! 1242 01:26:59,964 --> 01:27:03,634 You're a damn good-looking kid for only 23. 1243 01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:05,594 -Florence. -Let's dance. 1244 01:27:05,637 --> 01:27:09,264 She's got the insurance 1245 01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:12,809 The men all want Florence 1246 01:27:12,936 --> 01:27:16,271 1247 01:27:16,314 --> 01:27:19,524 1248 01:27:19,651 --> 01:27:23,320 I want it your way 1249 01:27:23,446 --> 01:27:27,449 Make it any day 1250 01:27:27,492 --> 01:27:31,370 I wanna do the thing 1251 01:27:31,496 --> 01:27:35,374 Turn me on like hell, babe 1252 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:40,003 Hit the ray, you and me, Billie-May 1253 01:27:40,046 --> 01:27:43,548 You will see everything for you and me 1254 01:27:43,675 --> 01:27:46,677 that we did before, my dear 1255 01:27:48,846 --> 01:27:50,722 1256 01:27:50,848 --> 01:27:54,351 Just what they can't see 1257 01:27:54,394 --> 01:27:57,646 is groovy, you see 1258 01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:01,066 is spend her money 1259 01:28:01,192 --> 01:28:06,029 The girl from Torrance, Florence 1260 01:28:06,072 --> 01:28:09,533 Florence from Torrance 1261 01:28:19,085 --> 01:28:20,585 -No. -Come on. 1262 01:28:21,170 --> 01:28:23,213 -No. -Come on. It's easy. 1263 01:28:24,090 --> 01:28:26,675 -No. No, Chet. I don't wanna. -Right shoe. 1264 01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:29,011 Right shoe. Yeah, baby. Put it right there. 1265 01:28:29,053 --> 01:28:30,762 -No. -Come on. 1266 01:28:30,888 --> 01:28:36,435 I want the red meat, baby 1267 01:28:36,561 --> 01:28:39,354 1268 01:28:39,397 --> 01:28:43,900 No taters or no onions 1269 01:28:44,027 --> 01:28:46,236 1270 01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:48,572 - Come on. That's it. 1271 01:28:49,073 --> 01:28:51,116 -Where are you... Come here. -No. 1272 01:28:51,242 --> 01:28:52,701 Right here, baby. It's easy. 1273 01:28:52,744 --> 01:28:55,412 1274 01:28:55,455 --> 01:28:58,415 your white meat, baby 1275 01:28:59,250 --> 01:29:02,878 Want it big and round 1276 01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:06,089 Eat it off the ground 1277 01:29:06,215 --> 01:29:08,717 1278 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,761 since your granny died 1279 01:29:12,430 --> 01:29:14,431 1280 01:29:14,474 --> 01:29:16,558 1281 01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:18,143 1282 01:29:18,269 --> 01:29:21,438 1283 01:29:24,442 --> 01:29:26,401 Come on. 1284 01:29:26,444 --> 01:29:28,945 1285 01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:32,491 Oh, I think we're makin' fools of ourselves. 1286 01:29:33,951 --> 01:29:36,244 -What? -Yeah. 1287 01:29:37,163 --> 01:29:39,122 I'm making a fool of myself? 1288 01:29:39,248 --> 01:29:40,999 Well, we are. Yeah. 1289 01:29:42,794 --> 01:29:46,004 -Well, who are you to criticise me? -I'm not criticising. I'm just saying... 1290 01:29:46,130 --> 01:29:48,632 You don't have to tell me I'm making a fool of myself. 1291 01:29:49,967 --> 01:29:52,469 Look, I know how to dance my way. 1292 01:29:52,512 --> 01:29:54,805 I don't need you to tell me about it. 1293 01:29:54,931 --> 01:29:56,473 I come from a musical background. 1294 01:29:56,599 --> 01:29:58,767 -I take care of a family of five. -Okay. Okay. 1295 01:29:58,810 --> 01:30:00,477 I have a college degree, 1296 01:30:00,603 --> 01:30:03,105 and I don't need you to tell me I'm making a fool of myself. 1297 01:30:03,147 --> 01:30:05,315 -Hey. Wait a minute. I'm sorry... -Don't touch me! 1298 01:30:18,329 --> 01:30:22,332 Chettie, you criticised her, honey. Criticise me. 1299 01:30:22,375 --> 01:30:25,961 At my age, I'm willing to learn, honey. Please. 1300 01:30:26,879 --> 01:30:29,840 Okay, you wanna cool it just for a moment? 1301 01:30:31,509 --> 01:30:36,179 FLORENCE: she's from Torrance 1302 01:30:36,222 --> 01:30:39,891 1303 01:30:40,017 --> 01:30:44,729 She makes love in the hay 1304 01:30:46,190 --> 01:30:49,025 1305 01:30:49,152 --> 01:30:54,030 with all the insurance 1306 01:30:54,407 --> 01:30:59,244 Zoom, zoom, da-ditty 1307 01:31:01,831 --> 01:31:06,668 You can't see Maria 1308 01:31:06,711 --> 01:31:11,715 Oh, Maria 1309 01:31:16,053 --> 01:31:19,973 FLORENCE: don't pee in the trees 1310 01:31:33,738 --> 01:31:35,238 Well. 1311 01:31:38,409 --> 01:31:42,913 Well, I think that I maintained my dignity throughout the entire thing. 1312 01:31:43,331 --> 01:31:46,750 I mean, hell, it isn't as if we did anything wrong. 1313 01:31:47,251 --> 01:31:50,086 All anybody has to do is just to look at the four of us. 1314 01:31:50,129 --> 01:31:53,089 I mean, to know that there was nothing wrong. 1315 01:31:53,132 --> 01:31:56,009 And if old Malcolm is gonna get upset over a... 1316 01:31:56,093 --> 01:31:58,136 Over a silly thing like that, then where are we? 1317 01:31:58,262 --> 01:31:59,846 But you know Louise. 1318 01:31:59,931 --> 01:32:02,641 She is gonna go home and talk about how vulgar it was 1319 01:32:02,767 --> 01:32:06,686 and how terrible we all behaved and how she went home the moment it all began. 1320 01:32:06,771 --> 01:32:07,854 But I don't... 1321 01:32:07,939 --> 01:32:11,441 Well, if she does, I'm just gonna tell her she's full of it. 1322 01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:14,361 But I don't think she will. Do you? 1323 01:32:14,445 --> 01:32:17,197 I mean, not that I give a damn anyway. 1324 01:32:20,618 --> 01:32:26,540 You know, this is gonna put her back on the couch for another 25 years. 1325 01:32:27,833 --> 01:32:30,293 I'll tell you something eIse funny, honey. 1326 01:32:30,378 --> 01:32:31,962 I love Malcolm. 1327 01:32:32,838 --> 01:32:35,966 Yes, I am in love with my husband. 1328 01:32:37,134 --> 01:32:38,635 How about that? 1329 01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:50,689 I think he's nice. 1330 01:32:51,691 --> 01:32:53,149 Don't you? 1331 01:32:56,487 --> 01:32:58,196 You know my Louie. 1332 01:32:59,198 --> 01:33:00,865 So short. 1333 01:33:00,992 --> 01:33:02,826 Those awful glasses. 1334 01:33:05,162 --> 01:33:08,498 And he can't carry a tune, much less dance. 1335 01:33:11,836 --> 01:33:13,587 What's the matter? 1336 01:33:14,505 --> 01:33:16,006 Are you tired? 1337 01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:22,679 Oh, come on. Don't be tired. The evening's young, you know. 1338 01:33:24,348 --> 01:33:27,058 You know, these dances, these wild, crazy dances, 1339 01:33:27,184 --> 01:33:30,353 I think they've succeeded where science failed. 1340 01:33:31,689 --> 01:33:34,899 'Cause, you know, I can go to a beauty parlour and sit there for hours 1341 01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:38,528 having my hair done and my naiIs polished, 1342 01:33:39,030 --> 01:33:41,364 but I don't feel any younger. 1343 01:33:42,074 --> 01:33:43,742 I might look it. 1344 01:33:44,869 --> 01:33:48,913 But these dances, these wild, crazy dances, 1345 01:33:49,373 --> 01:33:51,708 they do something to me inside. 1346 01:33:54,879 --> 01:33:58,131 Well, to hell with Louie. 1347 01:33:59,967 --> 01:34:03,553 Because do you know one of these days I'm gonna croak? 1348 01:34:04,221 --> 01:34:07,891 And I'm gonna flop down on the ground, and some goddamn preacher's 1349 01:34:07,933 --> 01:34:11,436 gonna preach a goddamn sermon over my goddamn body! 1350 01:34:13,606 --> 01:34:16,399 Oh, Chettie, Chettie, Chettie. 1351 01:34:16,442 --> 01:34:19,736 Oh! Oh, Chettie. 1352 01:34:21,238 --> 01:34:25,075 Let's put on another record and dance some more, shall we? 1353 01:34:25,910 --> 01:34:27,327 Shall we? 1354 01:34:46,806 --> 01:34:49,265 Oh. Oh, Chettie. 1355 01:34:49,350 --> 01:34:51,434 I'm so exhausted. 1356 01:34:51,477 --> 01:34:54,688 Oh! I'm so exhausted. 1357 01:34:56,107 --> 01:34:57,982 -I'm... -Oh. Wait. 1358 01:35:01,278 --> 01:35:03,947 Oh, Chettie! 1359 01:35:05,449 --> 01:35:08,618 --Oh, Chettie. Chettie. 1360 01:35:09,203 --> 01:35:14,791 Oh, Chettie, you know, I just love to dance, don't you? 1361 01:35:15,793 --> 01:35:18,336 I love ya, Flo. I just love ya. 1362 01:35:18,462 --> 01:35:21,965 Oh, you know, I could... I could just dance... 1363 01:35:22,466 --> 01:35:24,634 Dance all night with you. 1364 01:35:24,677 --> 01:35:28,805 -Oh. You know it? -I know you could. 1365 01:36:02,339 --> 01:36:04,924 Oh, that's so wonderful. 1366 01:36:05,843 --> 01:36:07,677 You're wonderful. 1367 01:36:12,892 --> 01:36:14,350 Chettie, 1368 01:36:18,773 --> 01:36:20,523 would you kiss me? 1369 01:36:21,525 --> 01:36:22,942 Florence. Florence. 1370 01:36:44,715 --> 01:36:46,257 FLORENCE: Mmm! 1371 01:36:56,769 --> 01:37:00,647 Chettie, will you drive me home? 1372 01:37:02,149 --> 01:37:03,608 Sure. 1373 01:37:05,069 --> 01:37:07,195 Sure. I'll drive you home. 1374 01:37:20,501 --> 01:37:23,044 Chettie! Chettie! 1375 01:37:23,128 --> 01:37:25,088 You said you'd drive me home. 1376 01:37:25,172 --> 01:37:26,923 I will. I will. 1377 01:37:28,008 --> 01:37:30,969 Maria, he is driving me home. 1378 01:37:31,053 --> 01:37:34,722 -Florence, you haven't got a car. -Let me have your car. 1379 01:37:36,183 --> 01:37:39,769 -I will drive you home. -I will return it tomorrow. 1380 01:37:44,108 --> 01:37:46,484 All right. Let me get the keys. 1381 01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:52,156 I'll drive. 1382 01:40:01,537 --> 01:40:03,538 You son of a... 1383 01:40:03,622 --> 01:40:05,832 - MARIA: No, no. - Yes, yes, yes. 1384 01:40:05,916 --> 01:40:08,251 -No, no, no, no, no. -Yes, yes. 1385 01:41:51,230 --> 01:41:52,772 Let me change. 1386 01:41:54,316 --> 01:41:55,775 Okay. 1387 01:41:59,113 --> 01:42:02,824 1388 01:42:02,908 --> 01:42:06,160 I'm gonna do it anyway 1389 01:42:06,245 --> 01:42:08,621 1390 01:42:08,705 --> 01:42:11,165 1391 01:42:11,250 --> 01:42:14,210 Pull down the covers 1392 01:42:14,294 --> 01:42:17,046 1393 01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:19,882 1394 01:42:19,967 --> 01:42:22,844 1395 01:42:22,928 --> 01:42:25,888 Take down your drawers 1396 01:42:25,973 --> 01:42:28,850 what his balls are for 1397 01:42:30,686 --> 01:42:33,396 1398 01:43:06,722 --> 01:43:09,182 It's the lights. 1399 01:43:10,517 --> 01:43:12,351 I don't like lights. 1400 01:43:27,868 --> 01:43:30,828 Aaaah! 1401 01:43:33,665 --> 01:43:36,125 Yeah, well, I'm all wet. 1402 01:43:37,586 --> 01:43:39,295 You know you have a beautiful body? 1403 01:43:39,755 --> 01:43:41,964 Yeah, well... 1404 01:43:42,049 --> 01:43:43,549 I've been told that, yes. 1405 01:43:52,601 --> 01:43:54,435 I have been seduced. 1406 01:44:03,237 --> 01:44:04,695 Is it a nice feeling? 1407 01:44:04,780 --> 01:44:07,490 I am not tired, if that's what you mean. 1408 01:44:07,866 --> 01:44:09,325 Eat your eggs. 1409 01:44:11,245 --> 01:44:12,912 What does that mean? 1410 01:44:13,789 --> 01:44:17,750 It means that your eggs are hot, and they're gonna get cold. 1411 01:44:23,340 --> 01:44:25,299 You're a lousy cook. 1412 01:44:25,384 --> 01:44:29,804 Thank you. I love to cook. My mom always told me, "You wanna eat, cook. 1413 01:44:29,888 --> 01:44:31,347 "Otherwise you'll be skinny. 1414 01:44:31,431 --> 01:44:34,225 "And skinny people are not like fat people. 1415 01:44:34,309 --> 01:44:36,185 "Fat people are jolly." 1416 01:44:36,270 --> 01:44:38,312 -Right? -Wrong. 1417 01:44:38,897 --> 01:44:42,149 Skinny people are happy because they're not fat. 1418 01:44:42,442 --> 01:44:44,110 Okay, I'll diet. 1419 01:44:44,569 --> 01:44:46,028 You're not fat. 1420 01:44:47,614 --> 01:44:50,074 -What? -You're voluptuous. 1421 01:44:52,577 --> 01:44:54,036 What? 1422 01:44:55,414 --> 01:44:57,498 I can't hear you, Dickie. 1423 01:44:58,375 --> 01:45:00,793 Oh. Dishes. 1424 01:45:31,408 --> 01:45:33,159 Well, that's a negative attitude. 1425 01:45:33,243 --> 01:45:35,369 -What? Putting on my pants? -Yeah. 1426 01:45:35,454 --> 01:45:37,538 Well, I just hate getting out of bed. That's all. 1427 01:45:37,622 --> 01:45:39,874 Stop apologising. I love ya. 1428 01:45:40,375 --> 01:45:43,419 -Don't be so bighearted. -What an answer. 1429 01:45:44,046 --> 01:45:46,922 -Well, you make lousy eggs. -I do? 1430 01:45:47,215 --> 01:45:49,675 Yes, and I don't know how anyone could make lousy eggs. 1431 01:45:49,760 --> 01:45:52,511 Look, in my whole life nobody ever told me I make lousy eggs. 1432 01:45:52,596 --> 01:45:54,555 Yeah, but nobody was ever honest with you before. 1433 01:45:54,639 --> 01:45:56,307 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 1434 01:45:57,309 --> 01:46:00,603 -What do you want? Cigarettes? -Oh, no, I quit. 1435 01:46:01,146 --> 01:46:03,689 I don't smoke either. I never did. 1436 01:46:04,524 --> 01:46:06,734 -Well, don't I get any credit for that? -No. 1437 01:46:07,527 --> 01:46:09,862 Did you know I steal in supermarkets? 1438 01:46:09,946 --> 01:46:11,864 And I don't like dogs. 1439 01:46:13,158 --> 01:46:16,535 -You don't like dogs? -Hate them. Puppies even. 1440 01:46:16,870 --> 01:46:18,954 What do you mean you steal? 1441 01:46:23,251 --> 01:46:24,752 Oh, you jerk. 1442 01:46:25,712 --> 01:46:29,548 Just don't ever say you know all of Jeannie Rapp's secrets. 1443 01:46:30,175 --> 01:46:32,885 -You're wearing false eyelashes. -So? 1444 01:46:33,345 --> 01:46:36,806 You're stupid. So help me God, you're stupid. 1445 01:46:37,391 --> 01:46:40,351 I'm stupid? You can't even say a decent, 1446 01:46:40,435 --> 01:46:41,852 "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers". 1447 01:46:41,937 --> 01:46:45,564 All you do is say, "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled poopers". 1448 01:46:45,649 --> 01:46:47,650 Well, that doesn't make any sense. 1449 01:46:47,734 --> 01:46:50,319 I dream of Jeannie, Peter Piper, 1450 01:46:51,113 --> 01:46:53,739 laughing, dancing, having a good time. 1451 01:46:54,366 --> 01:46:56,909 Does it begin to come back to you? 1452 01:46:57,244 --> 01:46:59,120 Oh, you're such a child. 1453 01:46:59,204 --> 01:47:02,123 I am not a child. You're a... You're a lousy dancer. 1454 01:47:02,207 --> 01:47:04,375 -You oughta take lessons. -Well, I took dances. 1455 01:47:04,876 --> 01:47:08,504 You know, you have a tin ear, too. You can't even carry a tune. 1456 01:47:08,588 --> 01:47:13,384 But last night, you danced and you sang and you just let it all go 1457 01:47:13,468 --> 01:47:15,845 and didn't we have a good time? 1458 01:47:16,221 --> 01:47:18,722 You liked making love to me, didn't you? 1459 01:47:19,099 --> 01:47:20,558 Yes, I did. 1460 01:47:20,642 --> 01:47:23,310 So, you see, there. That's good, isn't it? 1461 01:47:23,395 --> 01:47:26,439 And you enjoyed my company, too, didn't you? 1462 01:47:26,523 --> 01:47:27,982 I enjoyed your company. 1463 01:47:28,483 --> 01:47:31,569 And you said that you trusted me, didn't you? 1464 01:47:32,279 --> 01:47:33,779 Yes, I did. 1465 01:47:33,864 --> 01:47:38,451 And you thought Peter Piper was pretty important last night, didn't you? 1466 01:47:39,286 --> 01:47:41,704 -Didn't you? -Yes, I did. 1467 01:47:42,622 --> 01:47:46,792 You see? I'm always right. 1468 01:47:47,252 --> 01:47:49,420 I listened to your demented dialogue, too, didn't I? 1469 01:47:49,504 --> 01:47:52,798 -Yes, you did. -And I thought you were crazy, didn't I? 1470 01:47:52,883 --> 01:47:56,719 But I made love to you, and I held you in my arms all night. 1471 01:47:56,803 --> 01:47:58,721 And if you'd been out in the street last night, 1472 01:47:58,805 --> 01:48:01,557 they'd have had you committed. Wouldn't they? 1473 01:48:02,309 --> 01:48:03,976 Right? 1474 01:48:04,060 --> 01:48:05,561 I suppose so. 1475 01:48:06,229 --> 01:48:08,731 You son of a gun. 1476 01:48:10,775 --> 01:48:12,860 How come you hate me now? 1477 01:48:14,905 --> 01:48:16,363 Jeannie, 1478 01:48:19,201 --> 01:48:20,784 do me a favour? 1479 01:48:24,206 --> 01:48:26,248 Don't be silly any more. 1480 01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:28,709 Just be yourself. 1481 01:48:32,339 --> 01:48:34,006 But I am myself. 1482 01:48:35,926 --> 01:48:37,384 Who eIse would I be? 1483 01:48:38,094 --> 01:48:39,553 I'm serious. 1484 01:48:43,099 --> 01:48:45,142 Definition of "serious". 1485 01:48:46,228 --> 01:48:49,021 Blah, blah, blah, blah. 1486 01:49:05,330 --> 01:49:07,957 Let me get this garbage out of here. 1487 01:49:09,125 --> 01:49:13,462 with the light brown hair 1488 01:49:14,089 --> 01:49:18,384 1489 01:49:19,177 --> 01:49:23,472 where the light something grows 1490 01:49:24,474 --> 01:49:29,603 with the light brown hair 1491 01:49:30,021 --> 01:49:32,606 1492 01:49:33,191 --> 01:49:35,359 1493 01:49:36,528 --> 01:49:39,405 1494 01:49:40,490 --> 01:49:43,784 1495 01:49:45,829 --> 01:49:47,538 1496 01:49:51,167 --> 01:49:52,626 FORST: Jeannie. 1497 01:49:54,337 --> 01:49:55,796 Jeannie? 1498 01:50:04,806 --> 01:50:08,767 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. 1499 01:50:08,852 --> 01:50:11,687 Now, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, 1500 01:50:11,771 --> 01:50:14,064 where is the peck of pickled peppers Peter picked? 1501 01:50:14,899 --> 01:50:17,192 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. 1502 01:50:17,277 --> 01:50:19,820 If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, 1503 01:50:19,904 --> 01:50:22,615 where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter picked? 1504 01:50:22,699 --> 01:50:24,867 Huh? 1505 01:50:30,040 --> 01:50:32,750 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. 1506 01:50:32,834 --> 01:50:35,628 Now, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, 1507 01:50:35,712 --> 01:50:38,631 where is the peck of pickled peppers Peter picked? 1508 01:50:38,715 --> 01:50:39,882 Peter Piper picked a peck... 1509 01:50:39,966 --> 01:50:41,634 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. 1510 01:50:41,718 --> 01:50:45,471 If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers... 1511 01:50:54,439 --> 01:50:58,317 Operator, I want the emergency rescue squad. 1512 01:50:59,319 --> 01:51:00,778 My number? 1513 01:51:01,821 --> 01:51:03,405 My number is... 1514 01:52:05,552 --> 01:52:07,010 No way. 1515 01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:12,099 Come on. 1516 01:52:41,129 --> 01:52:43,672 Come on, now, drink this, damn it! 1517 01:52:44,716 --> 01:52:46,842 Goddamn bitch. Drink this! 1518 01:53:19,626 --> 01:53:21,084 Please walk. 1519 01:53:26,883 --> 01:53:28,342 Walk. 1520 01:53:28,676 --> 01:53:30,511 Maria, walk, please. 1521 01:53:41,481 --> 01:53:43,816 Walk. Come on. 1522 01:55:04,022 --> 01:55:06,440 Come on, now. Don't go back out. 1523 01:55:34,469 --> 01:55:37,346 No. You gotta stay awake. Please. 1524 01:55:39,182 --> 01:55:40,641 I don't want you to die. 1525 01:55:50,568 --> 01:55:52,069 Please, lady. 1526 01:55:56,324 --> 01:56:00,827 You gotta stay awake. 1527 01:56:05,333 --> 01:56:07,542 - You gotta stay awake. 1528 01:56:15,593 --> 01:56:17,219 Hey. Come on. Come on. 1529 01:56:17,303 --> 01:56:19,096 Come on, now! God damn it! 1530 01:56:20,139 --> 01:56:21,640 Now, come on! 1531 01:56:30,775 --> 01:56:32,401 That's it! Oh! Oh! Oh! 1532 01:56:32,485 --> 01:56:35,028 Ooh, you gonna cry? Oh! Come on. 1533 01:56:35,571 --> 01:56:37,197 Come on. 1534 01:56:37,281 --> 01:56:40,742 I didn't want to hit you, but don't go to sleep on me. 1535 01:56:40,827 --> 01:56:44,579 Oh! Come on, now. Cry. That's it. That's life, honey. 1536 01:56:44,664 --> 01:56:47,416 Tears are happiness, man. Just do it. 1537 01:56:47,500 --> 01:56:49,751 Come on, now. Oh. 1538 01:56:49,836 --> 01:56:51,378 You silly nut. 1539 01:56:54,424 --> 01:56:56,466 Do you want some coffee? 1540 01:56:56,551 --> 01:56:58,969 Can I trust ya? Huh? Huh? 1541 01:56:59,554 --> 01:57:01,013 Okay. Wait a minute. 1542 01:57:01,097 --> 01:57:03,598 I don't trust ya anyway. I don't. 1543 01:57:04,017 --> 01:57:06,476 - Ah! You little sneaky, you. 1544 01:57:06,561 --> 01:57:08,437 I'm gonna get you some coffee. 1545 01:57:50,730 --> 01:57:52,189 I'm cold. 1546 01:58:31,646 --> 01:58:33,105 I like you. 1547 01:58:34,774 --> 01:58:37,901 I caused you a lot of pain and a lot of grief, 1548 01:58:38,569 --> 01:58:40,946 and I almost killed ya. 1549 01:58:41,030 --> 01:58:43,365 And I prayed, man. Oh... I prayed to God. 1550 01:58:43,449 --> 01:58:46,618 I said, "God, please, dear God, don't let anything happen to her 1551 01:58:46,702 --> 01:58:49,621 "'cause I love her so much, and I'll do anything you say, God". 1552 01:58:49,705 --> 01:58:51,998 And, man, I don't even believe in Him, you know. 1553 01:58:52,083 --> 01:58:55,544 But, I mean, it doesn't matter. I... We protect ourselves. 1554 01:58:55,628 --> 01:58:59,673 So, when you talk ethics and values and honesty, 1555 01:58:59,757 --> 01:59:03,009 and I'm a nice guy and you're a nice guy 1556 01:59:04,345 --> 01:59:06,763 and this and that, you know, I mean, it just doesn't matter. 1557 01:59:11,060 --> 01:59:12,519 Nobody cares. 1558 01:59:12,603 --> 01:59:16,815 Nobody has the time to be vulnerable to each other. 1559 01:59:18,317 --> 01:59:20,485 So, we just go on. 1560 01:59:20,570 --> 01:59:26,032 I mean, right away our armour comes out like a shield and goes around us 1561 01:59:26,117 --> 01:59:29,202 and we become like mechanical men. 1562 01:59:29,287 --> 01:59:31,788 Yeah. And I called you a mechanical woman, huh? 1563 01:59:31,873 --> 01:59:33,915 I got news. I'm so mechanical... 1564 01:59:34,000 --> 01:59:37,419 Honey, it's absolutely ludicrous how mechanical a person can be. 1565 01:59:40,381 --> 01:59:42,215 I am the sexiest guy in the world. 1566 01:59:45,094 --> 01:59:47,846 I have blond hair. 1567 01:59:49,015 --> 01:59:52,434 I can get all the women I want. 1568 01:59:53,227 --> 01:59:55,103 You're waking up, aren't ya? 1569 01:59:55,188 --> 01:59:56,646 Uh-huh. 1570 01:59:57,190 --> 01:59:59,274 You silly little puddin'. 1571 02:00:00,067 --> 02:00:02,569 Yes, I am a silly little puddin'. 1572 02:00:06,866 --> 02:00:10,619 You know, anybody that would pop a lot of sleeping pills, 1573 02:00:11,495 --> 02:00:12,996 anybody that would 1574 02:00:13,080 --> 02:00:16,082 their guts out, you know, in front of company, 1575 02:00:16,167 --> 02:00:21,171 anybody that would let a guy slap her and not be mad at him... 1576 02:00:21,255 --> 02:00:23,590 -You're supposed to be saving my life. -...hasn't got much to say. 1577 02:00:23,674 --> 02:00:26,468 I've got lots to say. You wanna try me? 1578 02:00:27,762 --> 02:00:30,472 No, I hate you. I really hate you. 1579 02:01:09,512 --> 02:01:11,012 1580 02:01:15,476 --> 02:01:17,352 1581 02:01:17,436 --> 02:01:20,230 1582 02:01:28,114 --> 02:01:30,949 1583 02:01:31,033 --> 02:01:35,537 when that great day comes 1584 02:01:35,621 --> 02:01:38,081 1585 02:01:38,165 --> 02:01:41,209 1586 02:01:41,585 --> 02:01:44,379 1587 02:02:43,939 --> 02:02:46,358 I thought you just had problems. 1588 02:02:53,074 --> 02:02:55,867 That's wonderful. That's something new. 1589 02:02:57,161 --> 02:02:58,953 A noble adulteress. 1590 02:03:00,539 --> 02:03:03,041 I think you ought to be rewarded. 1591 02:03:06,170 --> 02:03:10,965 I'll write it into a policy. You commit adultery, the adulterer gets killed. 1592 02:03:13,177 --> 02:03:17,055 The beneficiary, who is the adulteress, gets paid off, right? 1593 02:03:17,139 --> 02:03:19,015 Dickie, I don't care. 1594 02:03:23,604 --> 02:03:27,065 Rejected for the thousandth time in 14 years. 1595 02:03:30,986 --> 02:03:32,695 She doesn't care. 1596 02:03:37,368 --> 02:03:40,954 All I have to do is find that 1 0-year-old rapist and kill him. 1597 02:03:42,206 --> 02:03:43,748 And then you get paid off. 1598 02:03:43,833 --> 02:03:46,418 You don't need me, you don't need any man. 1599 02:03:46,502 --> 02:03:48,628 And I'll write the policy. 1600 02:04:00,766 --> 02:04:05,103 What the hell were you doing? Chasing each other all over the house? 1601 02:04:06,230 --> 02:04:09,649 You couldn't get laid in bed, so you come down to the kitchen? 1602 02:04:09,733 --> 02:04:13,486 Then you go up and take a shower to wash off the kitchen? 1603 02:04:18,492 --> 02:04:21,453 You get laid once and everything is solved! 1604 02:04:23,914 --> 02:04:29,002 Get all the soldiers in Vietnam laid and the whole Middle East problem is solved! 1605 02:04:32,047 --> 02:04:35,717 You want violence, huh? You want me to be violent? Is that it? 1606 02:04:35,801 --> 02:04:40,305 You want me to slap you across the face every time you open your mouth? 1607 02:04:47,438 --> 02:04:49,022 I hate my life. 1608 02:04:52,860 --> 02:04:54,777 I just don't love you. 1609 02:05:46,205 --> 02:05:48,498 Throw me a cigarette, please. 1610 02:05:57,091 --> 02:05:58,550 A light. 1611 02:06:12,690 --> 02:06:14,482 My lighter, please. 1612 02:06:41,010 --> 02:06:43,636 Those pills, they tie up your lungs. 1613 02:06:45,139 --> 02:06:46,598 Ouch. 1614 02:07:16,795 --> 02:07:19,464 MAN ON RECORD PLAYER: 1615 02:07:19,548 --> 02:07:27,263 1616 02:07:27,348 --> 02:07:30,975 1617 02:07:31,060 --> 02:07:34,145 1618 02:07:34,229 --> 02:07:38,024 1619 02:07:38,108 --> 02:07:41,653 Don't you ever let me leave 1620 02:07:41,737 --> 02:07:43,946 1621 02:07:44,031 --> 02:07:48,284 1622 02:07:48,369 --> 02:07:51,746 1623 02:07:51,830 --> 02:07:55,291 1624 02:07:56,752 --> 02:07:59,253 1625 02:07:59,338 --> 02:08:03,925 -Excuse me. 1626 02:08:04,009 --> 02:08:07,887 1627 02:08:07,971 --> 02:08:10,723 1628 02:08:10,808 --> 02:08:20,733 1629 02:08:21,110 --> 02:08:22,235