1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,271 911, what's your emergency? 2 00:00:03,271 --> 00:00:06,240 "9-1-1 Lone Star" is must-watch TV. 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,442 Anybody ever seen anything like this? 4 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,444 Check out all-new episodes Tuesdays, 5 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,813 and watch other Fox shows like "Special Forces" 6 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:15,949 and "9-1-1" on Fox. 7 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,593 Okay, babe, first candidate should be here any minute. 8 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:26,627 Is the coffee ready? 9 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,262 The tea kettle is charged. 10 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:30,098 English breakfast, herbal tea, 11 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:33,667 green tea, decaf, and (clicks tongue) regular. 12 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,669 Hey, are we sure these pretzel sticks are vegan? 13 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,305 I think so. Is one of the candidates vegan? 14 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:39,340 Well, with the priestess, I have to assume. 15 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,842 I don't wanna offend her, you know. 16 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:43,844 I'm worried you're putting too much pressure on this. 17 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,179 Uh... 18 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:46,447 No, I am not. 19 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:50,184 This officiant is gonna unite us in front of God 20 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:51,219 for the rest of our lives. 21 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,121 I mean, it is a big deal. 22 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:55,689 Okay. Yeah, but the right person will find us. 23 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:57,958 You just have to be yourself and not worry. 24 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:59,327 And if she doesn't want a pretzel stick, 25 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:00,528 she won't eat it. 26 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:02,863 Because you think they're not vegan. 27 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:04,732 I knew it. It's a stupid idea. 28 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:05,966 I'm gonna throw these out. 29 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:07,000 Hey. 30 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:08,536 Look at me. 31 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:10,971 This is supposed to be fun, alright? 32 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:12,406 Everything will be okay. 33 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,875 Okay. 34 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:15,809 Let's have some fun. 35 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,911 Mazel tov on the engagement. 36 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,748 Rabbi Finkel, thank you for coming. 37 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:21,649 Of course. 38 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,851 So should we call you Pastor Savard 39 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:24,918 or Pastor Nicole? 40 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:25,919 Oh, Nicole's fine. 41 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,222 Amethyst, or goddess, if you prefer. 42 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,491 It's very nice to meet you, Amethyst. 43 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:31,559 Can we call you Tom? 44 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:33,361 Uh, Reverend Tom, if you don't mind. 45 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:37,498 I didn't go to divinity school for seven years to be just Tom. 46 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:42,403 If I may say, you two both have radiant auras. 47 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:44,238 Why, thank you. I've always been 48 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,273 blessed with second sight. 49 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,907 Are those pretzel sticks? 50 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:47,941 Yeah. 51 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:59,253 Are-are you sure you're okay with officiating a wedding for, 52 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,421 you know, folks like us? 53 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:03,090 Who's to say a nice young Jewish boy 54 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:07,728 couldn't find love with a handsome Catholic? 55 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,197 We're a Side A church. 56 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:12,233 That means that we believe all loving relationships 57 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,067 are equal in the eyes of God. 58 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,269 That's really beautiful. 59 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,738 I brought you a few scripture passages 60 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:20,608 on the subject that I think would be great for you to read. 61 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:22,743 Hmm. 62 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:27,615 Yours is a cool blue of a sage. 63 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,150 Yours is a fiery, passionate red. 64 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,752 And when you come together, 65 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:35,155 your couple aura turns into a prismatic... 66 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,290 Purple? 67 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,491 Do you have the sight, too? 68 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,494 No, I'm just familiar with the color wheel. 69 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,464 The passage I recommend for same-sex unions is 70 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:46,467 "Ani L'Dodi V'Dodi Li." 71 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:47,801 I am my beloved's-- 72 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:50,638 And my beloved is mine. Yes. 73 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,973 I guess something stuck from Hebrew school. 74 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,443 And people don't always like to hear it. 75 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:57,678 But sometimes love isn't enough. 76 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,581 Marriage is the greatest commitment you'll ever make. 77 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,650 Especially for you boys. 78 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:05,018 You'll be joined together for eternity. 79 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,587 Burning in hell. 80 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,121 - Wow. - Hmm. 81 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,990 Thanks for the heads up, Tom. - Yep. 82 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,493 - If I may offer a piece of advice? - Yeah. 83 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,094 Don't listen to the noise. 84 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:16,497 And believe me, there will be a lot of noise. 85 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,499 Ho, ho, ho. Ha, ha, ha. 86 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,634 He, he, he. Me, me, me. 87 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,336 Dee, dee. He, he, he. 88 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:25,339 Me, me, me. Thee, thee, thee. 89 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:27,007 You available on the 26th? 90 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:30,511 I don't believe in the Christian calendar. Or time. 91 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:33,347 So all that's left to do now is to enroll you 92 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,448 in some classes. 93 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,850 - Some classes? - To convert, of course. 94 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,052 I don't like to force anything on anyone, 95 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,622 but I always ask my couples to have 96 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,525 the big, difficult conversations now 97 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:45,693 before you get married. 98 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:48,061 About work, finances, romance. 99 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,332 Oh, trust me, we've had all of the difficult conversations. 100 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:52,500 And what about kids? 101 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,002 We're not gonna have kids. Can't wait to have them. 102 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,005 What? 103 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,043 So who's your leading contender? 104 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:06,046 I'll be honest, Amethyst had my vote 105 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:08,682 right up until the moment she said I had a blue aura. 106 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,219 Everybody knows it's emerald green. 107 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:15,556 Are we seriously not gonna talk about this, Carlos? 108 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:17,190 Talk about what? 109 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:20,328 The gaping chasm that just opened up between us? 110 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:22,229 There's no gaping chasm. 111 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,832 Carlos, since when do you not wanna have kids? 112 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,867 Since when did I ever say I did? 113 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,069 I don't know, I-I guess I just assumed. 114 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,238 You also assumed I didn't have a wife. 115 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:32,606 You're so funny. 116 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,107 How have we never had this conversation? 117 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,276 I don't know. It's not something I've been thinking about. 118 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,612 Plus, we've been busy working, 119 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:39,747 trying to have a little fun 120 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:42,783 when we're not in comas or being abducted. 121 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,918 Yeah, but you... you love kids, Carlos. 122 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,754 I love other people's kids. 123 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:49,923 Okay. What about your nephews and nieces 124 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,693 or-or Captain Vega's twins or baby Charlie? 125 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,595 All other people's kids. 126 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,096 Yeah, but you're so great with them. 127 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,398 Thank you. 128 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,599 I'm also great with horses. 129 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,067 Something else you probably didn't know. 130 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,404 TK, I just want us to have a chance to be us. 131 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,773 There are so many things I still wanna do with you. 132 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,140 I wanna hike the Great Wall with you. 133 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,377 I wanna sleep in in Tuscany with you. I wanna-- 134 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:12,112 Babe, you don't even hike here, and you hate sleeping in. 135 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,947 Yeah. We've still never been to New York together. 136 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,315 Well, you know that they allow you 137 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,550 to bring children into New York? 138 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,786 I just don't think we're anywhere close to being ready 139 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,754 for that level of responsibility. 140 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,490 We've never even had a pet. 141 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,224 Lou. 142 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,626 Lou? Lou. 143 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:26,794 Our pet lizard. 144 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:28,161 The lizard that escaped five minutes 145 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,663 after you brought it to the house 146 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,064 and that we've released back into the wild? 147 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,501 So you think I'm gonna make a terrible father. 148 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:34,668 I never said that. 149 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,136 Mm-hmm. 150 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,674 But what I do think... 151 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:49,450 is that you are going to make a fantastic husband. 152 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,995 V8 engine designed in Modena 153 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,864 with a Milanese leather interior. 154 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,332 The seats are heated. 155 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:06,634 And to answer your question, 156 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:09,002 yes, the pastries are complimentary. 157 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,539 Oh, it's awfully fancy, Mitch. 158 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,708 I mean, do we need something so fancy? 159 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,176 After what we've been through? 160 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,011 The universe owes it to us. 161 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:22,516 We were unhoused when an act of God destroyed our marital abode. 162 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:23,817 Oh, no. Fire? 163 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,519 Fire department, actually. 164 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,554 We lost everything. 165 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:28,822 Luckily, my uncle passed recently. 166 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:29,990 Left us his duplex. 167 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,192 Well, that's... good. 168 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,828 And we have a little money put away. 169 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:37,064 Almost half a million dollars. 170 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,867 We started a GoFundMe after the tragedy 171 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:43,136 to see how generous people can be to those in need. 172 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,838 It restored our faith in humanity. 173 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,707 Now we flush. 174 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,210 So, what do you say? 175 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,180 I don't know. 176 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:58,486 - Let's get, uh, more of these. - I gotcha. 177 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,423 I mean, people donated that money 178 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,493 so we could afford a new home, 179 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:06,594 but we have that now. 180 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:07,728 Shouldn't we give it back? 181 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:10,197 Lila, when people donate to a worthy cause, 182 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,032 they do it so they feel good. 183 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,502 Do you wanna take that feeling away from them? 184 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,937 Well, no, but it just... 185 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,873 feels so extravagant. 186 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:22,075 See, that's what you call a poverty mindset, 187 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,777 and you have to get over that. 188 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,178 I know when you look in the mirror, 189 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:28,081 you see a plebe from the trailer park. 190 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,783 But you know what I see? 191 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:31,785 What? 192 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,053 A queen. 193 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:35,422 A queen whose butt belongs 194 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:37,725 on heated Milanese leather. 195 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,962 That doesn't sound terrible. 196 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,230 Yeah. 197 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,865 You don't have to feel guilty 198 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:47,267 about getting what you deserve, Lila. 199 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,536 So what do you say? 200 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,641 Oh... We'll take it! 201 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:05,118 My heart is pumping outta my chest! 202 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,721 - That's the V8. - Whoo-hoo! 203 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,490 Oh, yes! Whoo! 204 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,128 Whoo! 205 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:17,798 Oh. Ohh! Hey! 206 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,568 Mitch, Mitch. That guy is trying to race us. 207 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:21,935 Let's do it. 208 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,270 I-I don't know, hon. 209 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:26,173 Oh, come on. Look at him. Come on. Come on. 210 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,474 Come on! 211 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,309 Speed up! Speed up! 212 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,845 You're lettin' that trash bag pass us! 213 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:35,816 Whoo! Don't think, just go, baby! 214 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,130 Whoo! Woo-hoo-hoo! 215 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,135 Four hundred and fifty horsepower! 216 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,004 Suck it, plebe! Ha-ha! 217 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,643 All hail the queen, bitch! 218 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,677 Whoo! 219 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,012 God, I love you. 220 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,947 I love you too, king. 221 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:11,819 Slow down, slow down! 222 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:13,020 I'm trying! 223 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:25,999 No! 224 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,217 What happened? 225 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:47,387 Well, them two nearly crashed their hot rod 226 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,722 into my side dumper. 227 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:49,757 Nearly crashed? 228 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,659 Well, yeah, they stopped short, 229 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:52,893 but I was in the middle of a dump. 230 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,762 - Wait, all that's manure? - Yep. 231 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,563 High-quality organic. 232 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,666 They ain't hurt none, but they're, uh, 233 00:09:58,666 --> 00:09:59,900 kinda planted in there. 234 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,669 Are you kidding me? Cap. 235 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:02,703 Do you see who that is? 236 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,404 Wait, why do they look familiar? 237 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,406 They're that couple from that runaway house. 238 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,175 Wait, the ones who filed the complaint against Marjan? 239 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,943 The same. Oh, yeah. 240 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,913 Mr. and Mrs. Geralds, as I live and... breathe. 241 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,515 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. 242 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,450 - Are you hurt? - No, we're not hurt. 243 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,419 We're just stuck. 244 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,855 So stuck like, stuck, stuck can't move? 245 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,424 Well, do you think we'd be sitting in here if we could move? 246 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,559 I don't know you well enough to answer that question. 247 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,929 Captain Vega, you wanna assess the medical injuries? 248 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,764 Will do. TK, get a pulse ox. 249 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,965 Copy that, Cap. 250 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,201 Hey, can I get a ladder over here? 251 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,136 Oh, God. 252 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,105 Mitch, I swallowed some! 253 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,373 Well try keeping your mouth shut, Lila! 254 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,379 Hey, guys. 255 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,449 Oh. 256 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,787 - It's cold. - Satting at 96, Cap. 257 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,388 Everything's alright. 258 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,489 Alright. 259 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,958 Stable for extraction. 260 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,627 Captain Strand, they're all yours. 261 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,062 Yeah. 262 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,466 Huh. 263 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,600 Hmm. Mm-mmm. 264 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,772 What? What "hmm"? 265 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:12,973 Why are you just standing there? 266 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:13,974 I'm assessing. 267 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,608 What is there to assess? 268 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,910 Get us out of here! 269 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,145 We don't wanna rush. 270 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,146 Isn't that right, Marwani? 271 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,848 Oh, that's right, Cap. 272 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:21,982 There could be mistakes. 273 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:22,983 Mistakes are bad. 274 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,418 Oh, my God. Just pull us out. 275 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,586 We could just pull you out. 276 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,488 Isn't that right, Judd? We could pull 'em out. 277 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,157 Well, I mean, we could pull 'em out, 278 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,658 but we'd probably just pull their arms right off. 279 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:32,760 What? Yeah. 280 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,761 Cow manure weighs somewhere 281 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,629 between 1,200 and 1,800 pounds per cubic yard, 282 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,666 depending on how much, uh, fiber's in the cows' diet. 283 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,468 I think this one had a lot. 284 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,204 Alright, let's get some shovels in here. 285 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,874 - Yes, Yes, shovels. Thank you. - Yes, yes, yes. 286 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,341 H-How long is this gonna take? 287 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:51,111 Oh, not long. Hour or two. 288 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:54,848 No, I cannot breathe in this for another hour. 289 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,383 Well, I suppose we could fit you 290 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,151 with a full-face particle respirator. 291 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,286 Yes. - Gas mask. 292 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,321 Yes. Yes, that, please. 293 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,722 But if we're gonna go by the book, 294 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,225 those are only deployed for medical reasons. 295 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,694 Captain, can you see any medical reasons? 296 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,530 Uh... no, not a one. Mm. 297 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,366 Well, in that case, it falls to the sole discretion 298 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,202 of the firefighter in charge of equipment. 299 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,170 And who's that? 300 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,740 - Oh. - Oh, no. 301 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,175 What do you say, Marwani? 302 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,877 Should we give 'em a break? 303 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,212 Now, that depends. 304 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,848 We promise whatever happens, we won't sue. 305 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,316 That's good. 306 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,351 But I am gonna need one more thing. 307 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,554 Anything. Just get us out. 308 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,157 Hey, guys, Firefox here. 309 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:40,660 I ran into some friends at work today 310 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,863 and they really, really wanna say "Hey." 311 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,932 Hey. Aw. 312 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,067 Let us help you to hear a little bit better. 313 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,236 Oh, look at that. Go ahead, guys. Here we go. 314 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,571 I'm Lila Geralds. 315 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,173 And I'm Mitch. 316 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:58,345 And we'd like to give our heartfelt thanks 317 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:02,415 to the brave heroes of the Austin Fire Department. 318 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,417 For bravely rescuing us. - Hey-oh! 319 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,419 Oh, yeah. Rescuing you from... 320 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:10,257 Another... crappy situation of our own making. 321 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:15,695 Well, on behalf of the 126, we'd like to say you're welcome. 322 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,530 Oh, and to any of you who, uh, 323 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:21,534 contributed to the Geralds' GoFundMe page, 324 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,736 I'd like you to know that 100 grand of that 325 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:28,141 was spent on this car in that dung pile over there. 326 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,276 Yeah. 327 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:32,412 So on behalf of my followers... 328 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,985 ...next time, why don't y'all go fund yourselves? 329 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:38,952 Oh! 330 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,823 Alright, well, then, let's stick with New England. 331 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,659 Um... how about Rhode Island? 332 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,295 Providence. Yes. 333 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,330 Yeah, you're showing off a little bit for me. 334 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,099 Alright, well, then give me New York. 335 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,500 Easy. It's New York. 336 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,502 No. 337 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,404 No, that's a trick question. 338 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,638 I know it feels like New York 339 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,573 should be the capital of New York, 340 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,508 but it is not. 341 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,143 When are we ever going to need 342 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,577 to know state capitals? 343 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,313 All the time. 344 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,981 Like when? 345 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,817 Like for game shows. 346 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,985 Laugh. 347 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,320 When you miss out 348 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,355 on a brand-new set of washer and dryers, 349 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,092 well, just because you didn't know the capital of New York... 350 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,427 Albany. 351 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,029 Were you messin' with me? 352 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,197 Were you playing a trick on mom right now? 353 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,999 Don't worry, we got this, okay? 354 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:26,934 We gotta go. 355 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:27,834 I love you to the moon. 356 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,539 I've been to Albany, and trust me, 357 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,141 the capital really should be New York. 358 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,842 Right? This is what I'm saying. 359 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:36,843 They really need to fix that. 360 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,012 I love how the girls mess with you now. 361 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,214 It's the best. Just... 362 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,851 I don't know, watching them turn into actual people. 363 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:45,885 Yeah. 364 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,623 Cap, can I ask you a question? 365 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,524 Sure. 366 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,893 Did you always wanna be a parent? 367 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,130 Since my first Cabbage Patch doll. 368 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,498 Love that. 369 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,700 So it was a matter of when not if? 370 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,901 Not exactly. 371 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,371 It's like wanting to have kids is one thing, 372 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,806 but... being able to have 'em, 373 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,875 that turned out to be a whole other ball of wax. 374 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,410 It wasn't easy? 375 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,745 Fight of my life. 376 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,880 Really? 377 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,516 Well, we take for granted those things 378 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,219 that-that we think will come easily, 379 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,820 and-and then when they don't, 380 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,056 it's, it's the hardest thing in the world. 381 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,725 How'd you handle it? 382 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,395 Not well. In the beginning it was, uh... 383 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,264 I mean, I was angry. 384 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:35,602 I was angry and depressed and bone-tired. 385 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,605 And... truth be told, ready to quit. 386 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,840 Why didn't you? 387 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,542 Charles. 388 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:48,048 Yeah. He-he convinced me that all this heartache and struggle 389 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,082 was gonna be worth it. 390 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,850 So I'd get back in the ring 391 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,220 and start slugging it out all over again. 392 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,854 Well, was he right? 393 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,024 Was it worth the fight? 394 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,591 What do you think? 395 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,264 Come on, come on. Extend that right leg. 396 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,433 Alright, come on, Marj, now you got this. Push. Push, push, push. 397 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,101 All right? Push, push, push. 398 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,202 Will you stop? 399 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,204 I'm doing PT, I'm not giving birth. 400 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,405 Uh, he's right, though. 401 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,107 You need to get more extension in that leg. 402 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,208 That's the only way you're gonna get 403 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,576 all the strength in your hip flexor. 404 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,744 Mm-hmm. - I'm trying. 405 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,080 Oh, come on. It's like my man Yoda says. 406 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,249 "Ain't no try, only do." 407 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,551 Yeah, well, Yoda never got shot in the gut. 408 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,954 I need 20% more extension. 409 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,060 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got it, Marj. 410 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,894 You got it! Come on! 411 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:35,962 Nice job. Release. 412 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,432 Not bad, firefighter. 413 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,768 Not bad? 414 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:42,602 Mm-hmm. 415 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,471 I just gave you full extension. 416 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,806 Yeah, you did. I'm glad I didn't blink. 417 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,909 Maybe next time you can hold it for longer than... two seconds? 418 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,746 You really do just feed off my misery, don't you? 419 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,014 I do. 420 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,283 And it is delicious. 421 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,753 Ooh. My 1:15 just showed. 422 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,422 See you next week. 423 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,124 See ya. 424 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,125 Peace. 425 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,499 What? 426 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,301 Oh, you really gonna act like that didn't just happen? 427 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,868 I don't know what you're talking about. 428 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,271 I'm talking about you and trainer Joe 429 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,506 flirting it up a storm over there. 430 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,007 We were not flirting. 431 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:24,344 Hmm. Okay, well, whatever that was, it was on and poppin'. 432 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,445 Shut up. 433 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,953 My Geralds' poopy picture just hit a million likes. 434 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,655 Best week ever. 435 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,525 Yeah, I bet. 436 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,464 Oh, my God. 437 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,834 What is it? 438 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:51,838 Salim and his periodontist just had a baby. 439 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,549 Eh. No offense, it's not even that cute. 440 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:03,683 I mean, for a baby, I mean. 441 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,518 Yeah, its head is kinda pointy. 442 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,086 Like a Conehead. 443 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,389 Thanks, guys. You're the best. 444 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,558 - Ugly baby. - Is it, though? 445 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,059 You know what? Give me this. 446 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,060 No. - No. 447 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,728 First of all, you need to stop following Salim 448 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,063 on socials, like, immediately. 449 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,399 And second of all, you need to stop moping. 450 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,733 I just got punched in the soul. 451 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,502 Well, don't think of it as a punch in the soul. 452 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,570 Think of it as a kick in the ass. 453 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,405 And how's that supposed to help exactly? 454 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,906 Well, maybe this is the universe's way 455 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,741 of telling you that it's time to get back out there 456 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,009 and start looking for Mr. Right 457 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,179 instead of staring in the rear-view at Mr. Wrong. 458 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,381 He's got a good point, Marj. - I don't know. 459 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,416 Look, I-I'm not ready to start dating. 460 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,885 You and Salim broke up two years ago. 461 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,353 You deserve a few sparks in your life. 462 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,555 I literally put sparks out for a living. 463 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,858 You know what? Even if I did wanna start dating, 464 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,428 it's a-a whole thing for me. 465 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,231 A thing that I've actually never done before. 466 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:54,201 The guy has to be Muslim. I'd want there to be a chaperon. 467 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,469 - There's just... - You mean like a babysitter? 468 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,937 I mean, is that like, a rule or something? 469 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,607 'Cause my buddy Amir goes out with chicks solo all the time. 470 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,376 Though he could actually use a babysitter. 471 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,478 True. So what are we talking about here, 472 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,879 like a professional chaperon? 473 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,616 No, like my father, uncle, cousin. 474 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,451 - So family. - Exactly. 475 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,152 And mine are all in Miami. 476 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,655 So even if I was ready to put myself out there, 477 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,623 I don't have any family here. 478 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,625 That's a nice try, Marjan. 479 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,627 You got a houseful of family right here. 480 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,295 When the man's right, he is right. 481 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,330 And he's right. 482 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,764 So no excuses, Marjan. 483 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,099 You want a chaperon, you got plenty. 484 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:28,801 Fine! 485 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,102 I'll get back on Ascent 486 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:30,803 and update my profile. 487 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,004 Let's go, Marj. Whoo! 488 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,140 Gettin' it goin'! - It's a start. 489 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,808 - Okay? - What you mean a start? 490 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,644 Well, one dating app ain't gonna cut it. 491 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:38,645 You gotta be on three. 492 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:39,979 Hmm. - At least. 493 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,815 I mean, you know, more pools, more fish. 494 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,484 Why am I already regretting this? 495 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,953 You're gonna have ups and you're gonna have downs. 496 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,155 Never get too high and never get too low. 497 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,359 Finding your prince usually means kissing a lot of frogs. 498 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,193 You have to accept out of the gate 499 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,094 that no matter what you do, 500 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,529 some of these dates will be cringe. 501 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,630 Great. 502 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,165 Okay, we're gonna need a safety word. 503 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,132 A safety word? 504 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:00,967 Oh, no. He is right. 505 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,201 It's brutal out there, Marjan. 506 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,436 So the chaperons are gonna need 507 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,537 like a code word to let us know 508 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,972 when to pull the ripcord for you. 509 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:13,713 Assalamu alaikum. 510 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,282 Walaikum salam. 511 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:20,152 So, Omar, uh, you like tea? 512 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,022 - You're hot. - Wow. 513 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:23,990 Thank you. 514 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:27,494 No, I mean, you're sweating quite profusely. 515 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,195 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 516 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,697 Uh, you know, I've never-- 517 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,732 I've never done one of these before. 518 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,334 Like a date, I mean. 519 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,969 I mean, I did with my fiancé. Ex-- Ex-fiancé. 520 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,406 Yeah, we'd known each other since we were 12. 521 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,073 His name is Salim. He just had a baby. 522 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,376 How many frogs did you have to kiss, babe? 523 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,646 The point is that if Disney has taught us anything, 524 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,815 it's that the prince that you're looking for 525 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,717 is usually the last guy you'd expect. 526 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,353 That's why you gotta insert at least one comfort nerd 527 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,421 into the lineup, Marj. 528 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,088 A comfort nerd? Yeah. 529 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,691 You know, someone who's chill and will help take the ease off 530 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,893 when it's time for, you know, date day. 531 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,929 Oh, yeah? What does that guy look like? 532 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,597 These are for you. 533 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,334 Wow! Thanks. 534 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,768 - They're beautiful. - Wow. 535 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,103 - They're gorgeous. - Are they paper? 536 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,506 I'm really into paper-based floral arrangements. 537 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:16,843 Way more sustainable than ammonia-based fertilizers. 538 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,878 Eco-friendly and thoughtful. 539 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,880 Okay, well, what's the word? 540 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,082 I've always liked the word "rutabaga." 541 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,184 It's gonna be a little tricky to work that 542 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,118 into a conversation, Cap. 543 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,019 Maybe for you. 544 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,588 Uh, okay, how about-- 545 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,557 how about, um, "popcorn"? 546 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,525 Okay, I guess that works, too. 547 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:33,693 Okay. 548 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,294 Hassan, if you were to describe 549 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,764 your occupation in one word, what would it be? 550 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,098 - Entrepreneur. - Ah. 551 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:42,402 Jake Bezos, you better look out, 'cause I'm coming. 552 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,970 - Let's go, baby! - Yeah! 553 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,972 What if I told you that there was a gym 554 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,974 where next to every workout machine 555 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,141 there was a selfie station 556 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,777 and no shirts were ever required. 557 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,779 Sick! Right? 558 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,914 You gotta keep that concept under your hat, bro. 559 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,449 I'm still out to VCs. 560 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,317 It's like my teta used to say, 561 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,152 "Flowers bloom, but are all gone too soon." 562 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,721 Except these. 563 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:02,622 Your teta? 564 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:03,790 It means grandma. 565 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,458 Yeah, I know. I'm Lebanese. 566 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,959 No way. Yes way. 567 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,628 What? 568 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:12,799 So, uh, it says in your profile you're a tax attorney. 569 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,567 - Is that right? - It's what I do. 570 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,268 But it's not who I am. 571 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,070 It's, it's not my passion. 572 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,972 Oh. Well, what is your passion? 573 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,908 I work in the International Dog Rescue Space. 574 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:22,775 Wow. 575 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:23,810 It's kinda dorky, 576 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,445 but, uh, I love pretty much 577 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,746 anything Harry Potter. 578 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,315 I'm suspicious of all earthly passions, honestly. 579 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,984 Right now, I'm obsessed with my delts. 580 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,854 I crowdsource financing to arrange flights 581 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,423 for dogs to get off the streets 582 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:39,025 in countries all over the world and into loving homes. 583 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:42,829 Uh, we fly dogs from Iran to Canada, 584 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,997 Costa Rica, the US. 585 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,833 The needs are, are endless. 586 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,267 That's incredible. 587 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:49,168 I know it sounds silly, 588 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,504 but I think of them as my kids. 589 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:53,673 Oh, no, that doesn't sound silly at all. 590 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:57,510 And speaking of, how do you feel about kids? 591 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,778 Like, how many? 592 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,379 - Eight. - Eight? 593 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,014 Yeah. Unless you want more. 594 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,683 Well, you're no longer a spring chicken, 595 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,852 we'd have to hurry, but, um, 596 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:08,621 your build is strong, so... 597 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,022 Do you think they serve popcorn? 598 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,858 Oh, look at the time in here is somethin'... 599 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:13,793 Popcorn. It's late. 600 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,895 So, uh, how would you feel about me 601 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,464 working after having children? 602 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,665 Fine with it. 603 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:19,666 As long as they root for Man United. 604 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:20,700 Never! 605 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:21,801 Arsenal or nothing. 606 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:24,236 I'd be happy to be a stay-at-home dad. 607 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,204 Do you, baby. 608 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,806 Somebody's gotta fund the Hassan Dream. 609 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:27,874 Hashtag life goals. 610 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:30,710 You know, I'd really love some popcorn. 611 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,545 In a tea house? 612 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:33,546 Yeah. 613 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,047 Why don't you go check, baby? 614 00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:36,382 Uh, okay. 615 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:38,851 This is Dorothy. 616 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,320 She lost her ears on the streets of Tehran. 617 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,088 Aw. 618 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,491 She chewed the ears off her toy 619 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:45,592 so that they match. 620 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,059 Isn't that amazing? 621 00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:49,496 Oh, that is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. 622 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:52,331 I can't rest until I find her a forever home. 623 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,066 Yeah. 624 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,735 So what's your house? 625 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,403 Oh, we work out of the 126. 626 00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:59,906 Mm-hmm. - No, I mean your Hogwarts house. 627 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:02,509 Like I'm Ravenclaw. I bet you are, too. 628 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:03,543 Or Slytherin. 629 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:06,078 Oh, my God. Please don't tell me you're a Hufflepuff. 630 00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:09,081 I'm not really into the whole Harry Potter thing. 631 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:09,916 I don't... 632 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:13,119 You know what? I don't think this is gonna work. 633 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,086 Huh. 634 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,024 Well, that was an experience. 635 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:19,692 I always go full throttle. 636 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,928 Hey, make sure to follow me on Instagram. 637 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:24,030 I've been trying to boost that profile. 638 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,431 Would appreciate it. 639 00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:26,633 Text me, bro. 640 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,601 My man. I like the goofy kid. 641 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:29,569 Hmm. 642 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,205 Marjan. Captain Strand. 643 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,775 - This has been such a pleasure. - Likewise. 644 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,944 But I should probably be going. 645 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:39,879 Dorothy starts tearing up the furniture 646 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,714 if I'm, uh, late for dinner time. 647 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,550 So, we should do this again. 648 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:44,584 I'd love that. 649 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,057 Bye. Bye. 650 00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:00,967 I think we just found a winner! 651 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,434 I think we just found an angel. 652 00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:04,303 Yeah. 653 00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:05,337 Oh. 654 00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:12,645 Oh, man, look, literally anybody 655 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:13,980 can get ordained to marry you guys. 656 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:14,914 Yeah? Mm-hmm. 657 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:15,815 And what's that entail? 658 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:16,683 It's easy, man. 659 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,017 I did it online. 660 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,653 What's up, Marj? 661 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:21,821 Hey, are you getting full bars? 662 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:22,822 'Cause I don't think I'm-- 663 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:23,923 I don't think I'm getting full bars. 664 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:25,491 Yeah. Yeah, me, too. 665 00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:27,860 Oh... - Wait, Paul, you're ordained? 666 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,161 Yeah, I married my cousin in Chicago 667 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:30,963 - a couple of years back. - Huh. 668 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:32,464 What up? What up? 669 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,834 Hey, yo. - How we doin', family? 670 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,102 What's up? We doin' good. 671 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,004 Except for Marj, who has no bars. 672 00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:40,372 Actually, I do have bars, so, yeah. 673 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,008 Girl, what is wrong? 674 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,676 It's that Fauza guy. 675 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:44,844 Is that the dog rescue guy 676 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,713 or the young Omar Sharif-looking guy? 677 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,514 It's the same guy. 678 00:25:48,514 --> 00:25:49,782 We really hit it off. 679 00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:52,819 You know, the date literally ended with him saying, 680 00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:54,787 "We should do this again," and now nothing. 681 00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,856 Not a call or a single text. 682 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:57,724 Hmm. 683 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,325 What were his exact words? 684 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:02,128 Do this again or do this again sometime? 685 00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:04,330 I don't know. Does it make a difference? 686 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,865 Hell, yeah. - Oh, it makes a big difference, Marj. 687 00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:07,033 That "sometime" qualifier 688 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:09,035 takes it from the concrete to the vague. 689 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:10,469 Yup. Nuance matters. 690 00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:13,072 Well, nobody told me I should be taking notes. 691 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,541 You know what? I hate this already. 692 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:17,543 Just means you're doing it right. 693 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,713 Baby, who is blowing up your phone? 694 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:22,081 Oh, it's Hassan. 695 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,549 Uh, he invited me to his streetwear pop-up 696 00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:24,684 downtown later. 697 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,052 Hassan? 698 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:28,554 Wait, so you're getting a second date before I am? 699 00:26:28,554 --> 00:26:29,555 That's great. 700 00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:31,390 You know what? I'm just gonna bite the bullet 701 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:33,525 and I'm going to text Fauza and see if he's interested. 702 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:35,061 - No, no, no, no! - What's wrong with you? 703 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:36,562 - Don't-don't do that. - Why not? 704 00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:39,098 Because if you text him first, you're gonna look thirsty. 705 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:42,168 - Mm-hmm. - So it's okay for him to text me first, 706 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:43,736 but not the other way around? 707 00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:44,937 - Yes. - Why? 708 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,338 The patriarchy. 709 00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:48,040 Just wait it out for a second, alright? 710 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,509 Maybe he's just trying to play it cool or something. 711 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:51,510 For what? 712 00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:54,246 So that he can amp up my neediness and anxiety 713 00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:57,383 only to relieve it in a rush with one single text? 714 00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:59,185 You sure you've never dated before? 715 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:00,519 You know what? 716 00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:03,422 I am not gonna fall for this manipulative crap. 717 00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:05,057 I'm officially putting away my phone. 718 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,592 Okay? 719 00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:10,930 It, it's him. 720 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:13,700 He text me. 721 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,302 You're such a dork. 722 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,069 Oh... 723 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,805 She is in it now. 724 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:20,606 Oh, yeah, she is really in it now. 725 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:37,156 YASIR This is Yasir. Leave a message. 726 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,440 Oh, Yasir. 727 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,512 Whoo! 728 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,648 Seriously? Pigs! 729 00:28:02,648 --> 00:28:03,615 Oh! 730 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:15,828 Hi. 731 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:17,696 Checking in? 732 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,299 Not exactly. My husband already checked in. 733 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:21,467 His name is Yasir Karim. 734 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:22,835 Could you just tell me which room he's in? 735 00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:24,503 It's K-A-R-I-M. Sorry. 736 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,173 I'm not at liberty to give out that information. 737 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:28,140 Hotel policy. 738 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,842 I'm his wife, Fara Karim. 739 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:31,210 I have ID, if that helps. 740 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,812 It doesn't, actually. 741 00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:35,014 I'm not allowed to give out any personal information 742 00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:36,448 about our guests. 743 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:37,616 Hotel policy. 744 00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:39,986 I'm not asking for his Social Security number. 745 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:42,121 His car is out in front. I know he's here. 746 00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:43,489 Well, then maybe you should try calling him 747 00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:45,191 and asking him what room he's in. 748 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:47,326 I've been trying to call him. 749 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:49,661 Jeez. 750 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:52,064 He's not answering. 751 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,200 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 752 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,402 I'm... seven months pregnant. 753 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:57,536 Okay, um... 754 00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:02,408 Okay, look, I know he's here with another woman. 755 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:03,910 I just need to speak to him. 756 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,011 You know, like I'm asking you 757 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:06,813 as a human being to another human being. 758 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:08,347 Please. 759 00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:10,382 And again, I'm gonna have to 760 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:13,019 remind you of our hotel policy. 761 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,989 I don't care about your stupid hotel policy. 762 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:19,225 The hell with you and your hotel policy. 763 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:21,060 I will bang on every door in this hotel if I have to. 764 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,694 Ma'am. 765 00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:24,063 This really isn't a hotel. 766 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:27,099 It's what you call a no-tell motel. 767 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,501 So I'm not gonna tell. 768 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,237 Believe me, you're not the first wife 769 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:32,371 who's come in here trying to catch 770 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:33,539 her cheating husband. 771 00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:35,607 Not even this week, honey. 772 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:36,943 Okay? 773 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,511 Now I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 774 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:41,280 You cannot treat people this way. 775 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,415 Well, you're more than welcome 776 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,751 to fill out a comment card on your way out. 777 00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:46,886 Comment card. 778 00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,754 Now, just go before I call the cops. 779 00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:53,059 Thank you. 780 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:54,393 You're welcome. 781 00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:58,130 Comment... 782 00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:49,748 Is this against hotel policy?! 783 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:56,522 Whoo! 784 00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:01,527 Whoo! 785 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,521 What the hell happened here? 786 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:31,190 Apparently, a woman had a heated dispute 787 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:32,524 with the desk clerk there. 788 00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,393 Then went on a rampage 789 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,828 with this skid steer she stole from that construction site. 790 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:37,964 Any idea what set her off? 791 00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:39,698 According to the clerk, she's seven months pregnant 792 00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:42,468 and her husband's somewhere in the motel with another woman. 793 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:44,370 - Well, that'll do it. - Yeah. 794 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:45,972 Any idea where she is? 795 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:47,673 The-the victim, not the mistress. 796 00:31:47,673 --> 00:31:49,375 Yeah, trapped under that pile there. 797 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:50,576 And she's seven months pregnant? 798 00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:51,543 Do we know if she's injured? 799 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:52,811 She's talking, says she's fine, 800 00:31:52,811 --> 00:31:55,047 but we haven't been able to get to her to confirm. 801 00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:57,049 Alright, Captain Vega, stand by. 802 00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:58,650 We gotta secure this area. 803 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,152 Alright, 126. 804 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:02,054 Strickland, Ricardo, cribbing and struts. 805 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,690 Gallagher, Chavez, Marwani, you're on extraction. 806 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,258 Get out our victim/suspect. Yep. 807 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,393 Let's try to get this thing done 808 00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:09,428 before the whole thing comes down. 809 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,664 Hey, guys, the strut, it's all set over here. 810 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:14,333 Alright. 811 00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:18,170 I-I'll push, you pry on three. 812 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,006 Okay, one, two, three. 813 00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:25,777 Get this out of your way. 814 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:28,114 Hey, ma'am, are you hurt? 815 00:32:28,414 --> 00:32:29,881 I don't think so, no. 816 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,250 You got the door? 817 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:32,351 Alright. How's the baby? 818 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:33,852 She's kicking, but that's not new. 819 00:32:33,852 --> 00:32:35,587 Okay, take my hand and we're gonna 820 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:36,788 get you out of here, alright? 821 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,757 No, I'm gonna stay here. You leave me. 822 00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:41,093 That's not an option. This whole cage could collapse 823 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,129 and crush you and your baby any second now. 824 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:45,131 Everything is already crushed. 825 00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:46,265 What's the difference? 826 00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:48,234 I've lost everything. 827 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:49,968 That's not true. You still have your baby. 828 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:50,902 You will have each other. 829 00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:52,771 No, I won't. I'm gonna be in prison. 830 00:32:52,771 --> 00:32:55,607 And the cheating cheater's gonna get custody. 831 00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:59,611 No judge is gonna throw the book at a pregnant woman 832 00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:01,247 who is fighting for her family. 833 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:03,049 - Not even in Texas. - Especially not in Texas. 834 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:06,118 So take my hand and let us show your baby girl 835 00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:07,786 how strong her mom is. 836 00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:11,490 Okay. Okay. 837 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,325 Here, take this. I got it. 838 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,260 Okay. 839 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,229 You're doing great. Come on. 840 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:19,165 I'm sorry. 841 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:20,766 You're okay. Come on. 842 00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:22,734 She's coming out, Cap. That's right. 843 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:34,480 Her BP and vitals are good. 844 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,014 TK, what's the fetal monitor saying? 845 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,417 Baby's heartbeat is at 199, Cap. 846 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,418 Is that bad? 847 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:40,986 It is a little fast, 848 00:33:40,986 --> 00:33:42,188 but that's also expected 849 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:44,456 given the adventure that the two of you have been on. 850 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,991 Uh, West Park will take a look at you, 851 00:33:45,991 --> 00:33:46,992 but I'm not concerned. 852 00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:47,993 Thank you. 853 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:50,529 Thank you for talking some sense to me. 854 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,831 How's she doin'? She's good. 855 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:54,766 This officer needs to talk to you. 856 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,802 Oh, I'm being arrested, huh? 857 00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:57,669 Afraid so. 858 00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:59,305 You don't have to handcuff her, do you? 859 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:00,839 I think we can skip that part, 860 00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:02,641 but I do have to read you your rights. 861 00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,310 Yes, fine. I understand. 862 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:05,344 I pu-- 863 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,047 Yasir, you rat bastard! 864 00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:12,551 - Fara? - God's gonna get you for this 865 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:13,852 and so is my mother! 866 00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:15,121 - Is that-- - Yeah. 867 00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:16,188 Yes, it is. 868 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:18,724 Uh, Fauza, what the hell, dude? 869 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:19,658 Marjan? 870 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,228 Wait. You know her? You know him? 871 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:25,464 Uh, not as Yasir, but, yeah, Fauza. 872 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:26,898 Fa-- that's his brother's name. 873 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,367 Does he have a twin? 874 00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:29,535 Uh, no. 875 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:31,203 Oh, you're gonna hear it from my lawyers 876 00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:32,171 and all my uncles! 877 00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:34,406 Please take me away, sir. 878 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,575 Um, no, you're gonna go with them. 879 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,009 I'll, I'll meet you in the hospital. 880 00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:40,546 Well, let's, um... 881 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:43,315 You can forget about Saturday night, too. 882 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:45,651 This is so disappointing. 883 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,019 You... 884 00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:50,556 are a disappointment. 885 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:58,564 TK! What a nice surprise. 886 00:34:58,564 --> 00:34:59,998 Hey, is this a bad time? 887 00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:00,832 No, no, no. Not at all. 888 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,534 I know I should have called, but-- 889 00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:04,069 Do I smell fried chicken? 890 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:05,737 Maybe. 891 00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:07,573 Dad, are you crushing 892 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:09,441 an entire bucket of chicken by yourself? 893 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,443 Chicken buckets. 894 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,944 Rough day? 895 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:13,912 Oh, it's Fauza. 896 00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:15,681 - What a disappointment. - Yeah. 897 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:16,882 It's weird when they drop 898 00:35:16,882 --> 00:35:19,251 the preexisting spouse bomb on you. 899 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:20,519 Oh, that's right. 900 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,221 Well, at least Carlos divorced his. 901 00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:23,722 Annulled, but, yes. 902 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:25,691 And that was never a question for us. 903 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:27,459 Now, the kids question. 904 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:28,927 Whoa, wait a minute. He has a kid? 905 00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:31,597 - No, he-he doesn't have a kid. - Oh. 906 00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:34,933 I just found out that he never wants to. 907 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:37,436 Sounds like you could use some chicken. 908 00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:47,613 - How's this so good? - Mm. Right? 909 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,815 You know what scares me, Dad? 910 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:51,750 Is what it says about us, 911 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,118 that we've never even discussed it. 912 00:35:53,118 --> 00:35:56,255 It says to me you avoided the conversation on purpose. 913 00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:57,423 Avoided? 914 00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:58,790 I don't avoid. 915 00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:02,294 I think you didn't ask TK about kids 916 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:05,631 because you knew what his answer would be. 917 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:06,898 We're in such a good place. 918 00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:09,401 Also, we've been really busy lately. 919 00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:11,270 For three years, Carlitos? 920 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:12,404 Por favor. 921 00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:14,406 You're gonna have to do better than that. 922 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:16,141 People get busy. That's the thing. 923 00:36:16,141 --> 00:36:17,142 Yeah, but not too busy 924 00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:19,077 to have a conversation so foundational. 925 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:20,746 And that's not what healthy couples do. 926 00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:22,648 You know, your mother and I never discussed 927 00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:23,949 what religion you were gonna be 928 00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:25,751 until I overheard her scheduling your bris 929 00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:27,018 in the delivery room. 930 00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:31,122 Needless to say, a very animated conversation ensued. 931 00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:33,191 You don't think it's because I'm an addict? 932 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,192 He's worried that I'll relapse? 933 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,127 Maybe that's what's really bothering you. 934 00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:39,531 No. I believe in TK's recovery with my whole heart. 935 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,132 Is that what he said the reason was? 936 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:45,003 No. He said it's because he wants us to travel the world. 937 00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:50,442 What? I've only left the state, like, twice in my life. 938 00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:53,679 And we had to take you kicking and screaming both times. 939 00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:58,717 You got homesick after a weekend in Branson. 940 00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:01,953 Ay, mi amor. 941 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:04,323 Why don't you tell me what's really bothering you? 942 00:37:05,324 --> 00:37:08,159 Honestly, I don't feel comfortable saying it out loud. 943 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:09,795 Is it that you're worried 944 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:12,163 that the child's not gonna have a mother in their life? 945 00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:15,534 Because I'm here for you, and so are your sisters. 946 00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:17,035 I know you are. 947 00:37:17,035 --> 00:37:20,339 I'm not worried about who the mother will be. 948 00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:22,207 I'm worried about who's going to be the father. 949 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:25,377 And I don't mean TK. 950 00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:27,045 I blame you. - Me? 951 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:30,849 Yeah, because I have such a great father/son situation here, 952 00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:32,884 I wanted to, you know, pay it forward. 953 00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:35,721 TK and Owen have always had such a special relationship 954 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:37,055 from the time he was little. 955 00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:40,258 I didn't start one with my dad until two years ago. 956 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,560 That is not true. 957 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,362 I'm afraid I won't measure up. 958 00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:45,096 But I also don't wanna push him into something 959 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,164 that he doesn't want. 960 00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,734 Does that make me compassionate or selfish? 961 00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:50,736 I can't answer that, but what I can tell you 962 00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:54,239 is almost every time I put your mother's needs before mine, 963 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,674 I ended up being happier 964 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:57,676 than if I'd gotten what I thought I wanted. 965 00:37:57,676 --> 00:37:59,277 So you're saying I should give up the dream? 966 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,747 No. 967 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:04,049 What I'm saying is that you have to be considerate 968 00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:06,885 for his feelings just as much as your own. 969 00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:08,854 And whatever you decide... 970 00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:11,457 you have to be honest with him. 971 00:38:11,457 --> 00:38:12,924 And take what the universe gives you. 972 00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:15,761 Because no matter what happens, mijo, 973 00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:17,429 the most important thing... 974 00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:19,731 Is that TK's by my side. 975 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,967 ...'cause Carlos is my person. 976 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,110 Okay. I got grape leaves, I got rice, and I got garlic. 977 00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:36,648 You get the mint. I'm gonna get the Aleppo pepper. 978 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,918 Right. And we need snoubar. 979 00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:41,920 Snoubar? What is snoubar? 980 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,455 Probably under pine nuts. 981 00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:44,923 Oh, no, Asha's allergic to nuts. 982 00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:46,392 - Oh. - Is it gonna ruin it if we don't use it? 983 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:47,292 No, it's all good. 984 00:38:48,794 --> 00:38:51,497 Actually, you know, I-I wanted to say thank you. 985 00:38:51,497 --> 00:38:54,132 Um, I appreciate you guys inviting me over for dinner. 986 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,967 But, you know, if you wanna spend the night alone 987 00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:57,636 as a couple, I totally get it. 988 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,137 I don't wanna be a third wheel. 989 00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:01,072 Marjan, we are not inviting you. You're helping me cook. 990 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:02,974 How else am I supposed to make a 991 00:39:02,974 --> 00:39:05,310 authentic Lebanese mezze by myself? 992 00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:07,446 Yeah, that would be a disaster. 993 00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:09,481 - Okay, we need eggplant for baba ghanoush. - Yes. 994 00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:10,949 Oh! 995 00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:12,418 Oh. Trainer Joe. - Hey, you two! 996 00:39:12,418 --> 00:39:13,585 Hey. 997 00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:15,421 What are you, what are you doing here... 998 00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:16,588 in a halal market? 999 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:18,123 Well, I only eat halal meat, 1000 00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:20,626 and I felt like a porterhouse. 1001 00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:21,827 You're Muslim? 1002 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:23,495 Is that really such a shock? 1003 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:25,196 Yeah, kinda, you know. 1004 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:28,133 Because I'm Black and my name is Joe? 1005 00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,336 I was only messing with you because I am Black 1006 00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:32,303 but my name is actually Yusuf. 1007 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,605 Right. 1008 00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:35,807 Okay, well, how come you never mentioned that 1009 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:37,175 in any of our sessions? 1010 00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:40,145 Why would I? I don't bring my personal life to work. 1011 00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:42,614 Yeah, I respect that. Yeah. Yeah. 1012 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:43,782 Assalamu alaikum. 1013 00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:45,050 Walaikum salam. 1014 00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:54,325 Alright. It was, uh, it was nice running into you, Joe. Yusuf. 1015 00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:56,995 Uh, you, too. I'll see you Thursday. 1016 00:39:57,696 --> 00:39:59,565 Actually, uh... 1017 00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:02,000 maybe you wanna see me tonight? 1018 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,802 I'm-I'm going to this guy's house 1019 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,136 with his girlfriend for dinner, 1020 00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:07,338 and I could really use a fourth wheel. 1021 00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:10,041 I don't know. 1022 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,143 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 1023 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:13,479 I'm sorry. Forget I even asked. 1024 00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:14,646 I was gonna say, I don't know 1025 00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:17,215 if one porterhouse would be enough. 1026 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:19,751 You're messin' with me. Aah. 1027 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,820 I was messing with you. 1028 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,589 I would love to. 1029 00:40:23,589 --> 00:40:25,223 Yeah? Yeah. 1030 00:40:26,692 --> 00:40:28,059 Cool. 1031 00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,330 - He wants me to-- Yeah. - Yes. Yes, he does. 1032 00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:45,677 - Hey, babe. - Hi. Perfect timing. 1033 00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:47,513 - How was your day? - Good. 1034 00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:51,950 - What are you cooking? - Beef Wellington. 1035 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,451 Can I get you a glass of wine? 1036 00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:55,887 First, tell me the occasion. 1037 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:57,088 No occasion. 1038 00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:59,124 Just every night that I get to spend with you 1039 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:00,358 is a night worth celebrating. 1040 00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:02,694 Don't worry. 1041 00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:04,195 This isn't a bribe. 1042 00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:09,801 Well, neither is this. 1043 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,606 What is this? 1044 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:15,807 It's a surprise. 1045 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,976 What's in the box? 1046 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,745 You do a horrible Brad Pitt, you know that? 1047 00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:20,779 I know, but you love it. 1048 00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:22,280 I don't, actually, but I do love you. 1049 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,650 So, go on, open it. 1050 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,788 Oh, my God. 1051 00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:31,790 A bearded dragon? 1052 00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:33,725 - Babe, it's-- - Terrifying. 1053 00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:35,260 Beautiful. 1054 00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:37,629 Wow. 1055 00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:39,898 Hey, little buddy. 1056 00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:41,132 Hey. 1057 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:43,068 Hey, little guy. 1058 00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:44,636 I know you're ready to be a father. 1059 00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:48,306 And I have no doubt that you would be an amazing one. 1060 00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:51,643 But I'm not so sure I'm there yet. 1061 00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:55,080 Or ever will be. 1062 00:41:56,481 --> 00:41:57,649 Hmm. 1063 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:02,988 I just wanted to be honest with you 1064 00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:05,824 and say that this may be the only child 1065 00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:07,659 we ever share together. 1066 00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:09,160 Okay. 1067 00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:11,496 Okay? 1068 00:42:11,496 --> 00:42:12,497 Okay. 1069 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:15,133 Really? Are you sure? 1070 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:18,036 Carlos, would you just take the yes? 1071 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,005 Okay. 1072 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,173 Yes, TK. 1073 00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:30,982 Also, they told me it likes to eat live crickets. 1074 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:32,851 So, that's gonna be your job. 1075 00:42:32,851 --> 00:42:35,153 I got it. 1076 00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:38,023 What should we name this little guy? 1077 00:42:38,023 --> 00:42:41,159 I was thinking Louis the Second or Lou II. 1078 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,528 Why don't we ask him? Let's see which one he likes better. 1079 00:42:43,528 --> 00:42:44,529 - Okay. - Okay. 1080 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:48,499 Ohh, crap. 1081 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:51,536 He already got out, didn't he? 1082 00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:54,706 Couldn't have gone far, right? 1083 00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:57,408 Uh, Louis the Second? 1084 00:42:58,543 --> 00:43:00,478 Lou II? 1085 00:43:00,478 --> 00:43:01,579 I'm never sleeping again. 1086 00:43:02,681 --> 00:43:04,215 Oh, boy. 1087 00:43:41,086 --> 00:43:43,621 Captioned by Point.360 1088 00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:48,459 Don't miss a thrilling all new "9-1-1 Lone Star." 1089 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,928 Tuesdays on Fox.