1 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,000 Fist Pump! 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,800 One night only! 3 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:19,430 Fist Pump has come out of retirement/prison 4 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,470 for one last show, 5 00:00:21,470 --> 00:00:23,940 "their" Lasers 4 Lyfe Concert 6 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:27,080 and Laser Light Show Extravaganza." 7 00:00:28,650 --> 00:00:30,380 The U.N. banned Fist Pump 8 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:33,280 from playing the show anywhere On Earth 9 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:36,580 for being, "Incredibly dangerous." 10 00:00:36,590 --> 00:00:38,290 Well, guess what, Earth? 11 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:41,320 Fist Pump didn't think you were even that cool anyways. 12 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,360 Fist Pump has left that dusty old marble 13 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,390 and is bringing "Lasers 4 Lyfe" 14 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,400 to the vast expanse of space! 15 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:52,670 Tonight, come pump your fists with Fist Pump 16 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:56,770 in the Space Tree Observatory at the very top of the tree! 17 00:00:56,770 --> 00:01:00,040 Space Tree is not liable for any harm, burns, explosions, 18 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,210 smoke Inhalation, blindness, eardrum degradation, 19 00:01:02,210 --> 00:01:05,080 boils, literal face-melting, or other injuries that may occur. 20 00:01:06,450 --> 00:01:09,650 Man, I never thought I'd be so excited for a Fist Pump show. 21 00:01:09,650 --> 00:01:11,320 I must really be missing Earth junk. 22 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,290 Well, also, last time we worked all day 23 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,490 to afford tickets and ended up sleeping 24 00:01:15,490 --> 00:01:16,620 through the entire show. 25 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:20,200 The universe is giving us a second chance... 26 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,160 for redemption. 27 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:23,500 Hmm-hmm-hmm. 28 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,670 This time, we got our tickets two weeks in advance. 29 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:27,840 Two tickets for... hey! 30 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,700 We took a long space nap. 31 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,840 We both downloaded this sweet lighter app 32 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,480 for slow power ballads. 33 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,380 And we still have two hours to get to the show early. 34 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:37,680 Let's do this. 35 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,850 Fist Pump! 36 00:01:42,090 --> 00:01:43,420 Aww, what? 37 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:45,790 How come the tubes get you to the Top of the Space Tree 38 00:01:45,790 --> 00:01:48,090 in five seconds, but the line takes two hours? 39 00:01:48,090 --> 00:01:50,730 Don't worry, dude. I planned for this. 40 00:01:50,730 --> 00:01:52,360 I know a secret elevator. 41 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,330 It'll take two hours to get to the top of the Space Tree, 42 00:01:55,330 --> 00:01:57,470 but there's no line. 43 00:01:57,470 --> 00:01:59,670 Dude, nice work. 44 00:01:59,670 --> 00:02:00,800 Follow me, dude. 45 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,040 Whoa! A Lift Master! 46 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,310 Classic. Yeeah! 47 00:02:06,310 --> 00:02:09,610 The 4,000 series is one of my favorite Lift-Master Models. 48 00:02:09,610 --> 00:02:11,810 Oh, it's on my top five for sure. 49 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:13,750 ♪ 50 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:15,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 51 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:20,220 No way! 52 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:22,220 Their best music video was where they drove that truck 53 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:24,230 With the big fist on the front into that high school. 54 00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:26,960 And the they're all like 55 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,530 Yeah, yeah. 56 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:30,811 And then all the teachers get turned into swimsuit models. 57 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,040 So stupid. 58 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,910 Here's the best part! 59 00:02:54,290 --> 00:02:56,320 Rigby, what the heck did you do? 60 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:58,360 Don't worry, I just hit the "stop" button. 61 00:02:58,360 --> 00:02:59,590 No big deal. 62 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,360 All I gotta do is press the button for the top floor. 63 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:03,670 Dude, we're not moving. 64 00:03:04,870 --> 00:03:06,600 Just press the button. 65 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,170 Try hitting the stop button again. 66 00:03:09,170 --> 00:03:10,240 Oh, yeah! 67 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,340 - Nothing! - Here, let me try. 68 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:14,110 Come on! Come on! 69 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,410 We're gonna be late for Fist Pump! 70 00:03:15,410 --> 00:03:17,710 Dude, you gotta press it harder! Hwah! 71 00:03:17,710 --> 00:03:18,980 Rigby, you're gonna break it. 72 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:20,450 Look, we'll try the call box. 73 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,370 Maybe they need to reset the system or something. 74 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,490 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 75 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:29,390 Hello? Hello? 76 00:03:29,390 --> 00:03:30,490 Dude, no one's answering. 77 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:32,060 Okay, okay, don't panic. 78 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:35,000 What did we do when we were stuck in that meat locker? 79 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,530 - Help! - Help! 80 00:03:36,530 --> 00:03:37,770 Get us out of here! 81 00:03:37,770 --> 00:03:39,100 The emergency phone's not working! 82 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:41,400 Wait a sec. We've got our own phones. 83 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,240 Oh, yeah! 84 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:43,570 Oh, man. 85 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:44,610 I don't have any reception. 86 00:03:44,610 --> 00:03:45,810 Hmm, I think I'm getting 87 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:47,340 a little something over here. 88 00:03:47,340 --> 00:03:48,280 Gimme a boost. 89 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,650 Almost got it. 90 00:03:50,650 --> 00:03:52,710 Where'd it go? Rigby! 91 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,250 Ha! One bar! 92 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:55,820 Oh, sweet. 93 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:57,190 There's an update for the lighter app! 94 00:03:57,190 --> 00:03:59,290 Now they also have a blow torch, a glow stick, 95 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:01,590 and... Whoa! A tiki torch! 96 00:04:01,590 --> 00:04:04,260 See, Mordecai? See? See? See the tiki torch? 97 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:07,060 - Rigby, just call for help. - Chill, man. 98 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:08,630 This'll just take a second. 99 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:11,100 Gotta have my sweet lighter for Fist Pump! 100 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:12,730 Hmm. 101 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:14,670 - What is it? - My battery just died. 102 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:15,770 - What?! - Oof! 103 00:04:15,770 --> 00:04:17,170 Rigby, you idiot! 104 00:04:17,170 --> 00:04:18,870 Why'd you have to break the elevator? 105 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,410 We were this close to seeing Fist Pump. 106 00:04:20,410 --> 00:04:22,910 Instead, we're stuck here in this tiny little box. 107 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:24,280 And it'll probably be hours 108 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,010 before anyone notices we're gone. 109 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:28,020 Plus, who knows how long it'll take 'em 110 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,120 to get us out of here? 111 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,390 It's just a good thing 112 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:33,820 your claustrophobia's not acting up. 113 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:35,120 I gotta get out of here. 114 00:04:35,130 --> 00:04:37,790 I gotta get out of here! 115 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:39,990 Dude, will you relax? 116 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:43,230 Three, four, five! 117 00:04:43,230 --> 00:04:46,830 That's the last time you throw a dance party, maggots! 118 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:50,740 No one's answering. We're trapped. 119 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:52,670 It's cool, man. We're gonna be okay. 120 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:53,840 You don't know that! 121 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:57,610 I can't breathe! 122 00:04:57,610 --> 00:04:59,610 This shirt's too tight! 123 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:06,550 Rigby. 124 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,420 The only thing left to do is to pose our bodies 125 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:10,190 so we leave behind cool-looking skeletons. 126 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:12,530 We're not gonna die in here. 127 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:13,590 Lemme get that. 128 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,960 We had a good run, man. 129 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:16,730 We're gonna get out of here, okay? 130 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:18,630 So just focus on thinking about good things. 131 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,130 Like hot wings, 132 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:23,240 Strong Johns, Cheezers. 133 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,140 Cheezers. 134 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:27,510 I wish they had a Cheezers on the Space Tree. 135 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:30,240 Yeah. But we've got most of the stuff we had back on earth. 136 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,250 So it's still pretty cool. Yeah. 137 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,120 But what are we gonna do when we leave the Space Tree 138 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,480 to go on our mission? 139 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:37,620 I don't know. 140 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:39,020 What are we gonna do? 141 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:40,990 Who knows what it's gonna be like out there? 142 00:05:40,990 --> 00:05:42,460 It might totally suck. Yeah. 143 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:45,330 And good luck getting Rawls to tell you anything about it. 144 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:46,890 And, dude, we don't even know 145 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,300 when we're going back to Earth 146 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,830 or if we're going back. 147 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:51,230 Mordecai? 148 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:53,430 Y'know, even if we get out of this elevator, 149 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,800 we're still trapped inside a big metal box, 150 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:56,970 floating through space. 151 00:05:56,970 --> 00:05:58,370 Any illusions we once had 152 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:00,480 of being masters of our fate have been forfeited 153 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,910 to a man who'd rather preoccupy us with push-ups 154 00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:04,650 than prepare us for whatever horrors 155 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:07,080 await us out there in the cold, infinite abyss. 156 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,450 Dude, Mordecai, it's cool, man. 157 00:06:09,450 --> 00:06:11,250 No, Rigby, it's not. 158 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:12,750 You know, Fist Pump's a dumb band, 159 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,060 but we may have just missed our last chance 160 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:16,860 to ever see another rock concert. 161 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:19,460 I miss Earth. 162 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:24,670 ♪ All alone in the world tonight ♪ 163 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:30,710 ♪ Got nothing left to even put up a fight ♪ 164 00:06:30,710 --> 00:06:33,110 No! 165 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,810 We're not missing Fist Pump again! 166 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:37,180 This might be our last chance 167 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:39,050 to enjoy one of our favorite things from Earth. 168 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,280 Get up! 169 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,580 Dude, it wasn't meant to be. 170 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:42,780 Let's just wait here till someone saves us 171 00:06:42,790 --> 00:06:44,350 or till we starve to death. 172 00:06:44,350 --> 00:06:46,490 I don't care... whatever. 173 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:47,690 Get... up. 174 00:06:47,690 --> 00:06:49,320 Dude, I... Ow! 175 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:51,530 Oof! Okay! Okay! Quit it! 176 00:06:51,530 --> 00:06:52,390 Sheesh. 177 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,130 Now I'm standing. Happy? 178 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:55,800 Hold still. 179 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,600 Uhhh, ah! Oof! Hey! 180 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:04,570 I can see our floor! Get up here! 181 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:06,040 We're climbing. 182 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,740 Fine. 183 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:14,480 Must... see... Fist Pump! 184 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,750 This is the floor! 185 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:18,850 Come on, man! 186 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:20,190 Eh. 187 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,720 Hello? 188 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:23,990 Anybody out there?! 189 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:25,290 Help! 190 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:26,490 Whoo! 191 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:27,900 Fist Pump! 192 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:29,160 Anyone?! 193 00:07:29,170 --> 00:07:31,100 Dude, nobody can hear us! 194 00:07:31,970 --> 00:07:33,600 Eh, useless. 195 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,840 Uhhh, there's an open vent up here! 196 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,270 Follow me! 197 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:42,340 Dude, come on! 198 00:07:42,350 --> 00:07:44,450 Fine. 199 00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:55,590 Where do you think this thing goes? 200 00:07:55,590 --> 00:07:57,990 I don't know, but it doesn't feel very sta... 201 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:04,470 Uh, are we still in the Space Tree? 202 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:06,700 We can't be too far from the observatory. 203 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:09,070 Let's keep moving. 204 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,140 What was that? 205 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:13,470 I don't know, dude. I can't see a thing! 206 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,080 Something's in here with us. 207 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,280 Dude, get out that lighter app. 208 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:30,660 You dare wake my children? 209 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:38,870 You dare disturb their peaceful sleep?! 210 00:08:38,870 --> 00:08:41,400 You must be punished. 211 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:45,170 I will throw you both into Bottomless Pit 212 00:08:45,170 --> 00:08:48,080 of Eternal Darkness! 213 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,810 Ha ha. 214 00:08:50,810 --> 00:08:53,180 Pretty scary, right? 215 00:08:53,180 --> 00:08:56,650 Well, I mean, yeah. I guess it is. Sure. 216 00:08:56,650 --> 00:08:58,950 Come on, man! It's terrifying! 217 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,790 I put a lot of work into it. 218 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,160 Well, it's just that it... 219 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,720 ...doesn't look that bottomless? 220 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:05,360 Yeah, yeah, exactly what I was gonna say. 221 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,660 You know, wait. I think I can actually see the bottom. 222 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:08,860 Silence! 223 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:10,230 All right, all right. 224 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:11,470 We were just trying to go see 225 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:12,900 our favorite band from Earth play. 226 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,500 It might be our last chance ever to see Fist Pump. 227 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:17,200 I don't care what you... Wait. What? 228 00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:19,270 Did you say Fist Pump? 229 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:23,950 I haven't heard that name since I left Earth. 230 00:09:23,950 --> 00:09:25,480 Yeah, dude. 231 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,180 They're playing at the top of the Space Tree tonight. 232 00:09:27,180 --> 00:09:28,420 I stowed away under their bus 233 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:31,020 for their entire "Fresh Outta Prison" tour 234 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:32,250 three years ago. 235 00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:33,990 Those were good times. 236 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,590 But then I met my wife, 237 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:37,390 had a couple hundred children, 238 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:39,430 and then she wanted to move out to space 239 00:09:39,430 --> 00:09:41,300 to be closer to her family. 240 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:44,500 So here I am, five minutes from the in-laws 241 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,400 and a million miles away from the nearest rock concert. 242 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,440 And all I have to show for it 243 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,410 is a pit that isn't even that bottomless. 244 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:55,580 Sometimes I really miss Earth. 245 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:58,750 Do they still have pizza there? Yeah. 246 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:02,180 Do they still not let giant bats into pizza parlors? 247 00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:03,450 Yeah. 248 00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:05,490 Dude, Fist Pump is playing right now! 249 00:10:05,490 --> 00:10:08,890 Well, my wife's gonna be at her book club 250 00:10:08,890 --> 00:10:10,190 for another couple hours. 251 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:13,030 Whaddya say we sneak off to a concert? Huh? 252 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,430 Cool! Cool! 253 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,530 ♪ Come on, sing with all your might ♪ 254 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:19,770 ♪ Let it out, it's Saturday night ♪ 255 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:22,040 ♪ Lazers 4 lyfe ♪ 256 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,400 Dude, watch out! 257 00:10:23,410 --> 00:10:25,640 Yeah, you better hold on! 258 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,180 I don't know if this is gonna work! 259 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:30,180 Aaaagh! Aaaagh! 260 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:31,980 ♪ Lasers 4 Lyfe ♪ 261 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:33,880 Aww-yeah-uh! 262 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,220 ♪ Lasers 4 Lyfe ♪ 263 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,580 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 264 00:10:36,590 --> 00:10:38,920 ♪ The music's loud for hanging out ♪ 265 00:10:41,090 --> 00:10:43,060 Aaagh! 266 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,930 My eyes! 267 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:52,200 Just kidding. I'm already blind. 268 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,840 Doesn't even hurt. 269 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,740 Dude, space is pretty cool. 270 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,970 Yeah, it is. 271 00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:00,210 Fist Pump!