1 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:05,713 Jerry, this is disgusting. 2 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,215 How did it get so dirty already? 3 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:09,509 Because your crappy pool bot doesn't work. 4 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,302 Pool not found. Searching. 5 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:13,262 But the guy that lives behind the pool store dumpster 6 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,388 gave me a sweet deal. 7 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:18,018 Oh my God! Why didn't you hire Keith the pool guy like I told you? 8 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,903 Keith's schedule was full. 9 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,530 What are you jackoffs talking about? 10 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,366 Ooh! Jerry's new pool sucks? Allow me. 11 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,284 No, Rick, this is my pool! 12 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,995 I can handle this mess without your sci-fi shenanigans. 13 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:40,706 Copy that. Treat Jerry like a baby so he can feel like a man. 14 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:41,916 Come on, Rick, let's go. 15 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,793 Gotta scoot. Finally taking Morty to Boob World, 16 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,628 and we need to stop by the store for supplies. 17 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,630 Good luck with your septic tank, Jerry. 18 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,048 Ugh. I gotta go to work. 19 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,551 Someone's gotta win the bread around here. 20 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,469 Pool not found. Searching. 21 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,304 Trader Joe's hash browns, 22 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,474 the most efficient booze absorber in the multiverse. 23 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,852 Think you're supposed to heat those up first, big guy. 24 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:05,106 No, no. Look, Morty, my mouth is an air fryer now. 25 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,691 It's really happening, huh? 26 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,609 I'm finally going to Boob World. 27 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,279 Oh, yeah! Boob World, baby! 28 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,447 Oh, damn it! What the... 29 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,535 It appears there has been an accident. 30 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,829 That happens. No harm, no foul. Have a good one, buddy. 31 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:23,040 We should exchange information before going our separate ways. 32 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,918 We could go even separater ways by not exchanging anything. 33 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,420 But our bumpers collided. 34 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,921 Oh my God, is this how you make friends? 35 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,798 Is this how you make enemies? 36 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,925 - What the hell does that mean? - Rick, stop! 37 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,969 - He started it. - He did not start it. 38 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:37,597 Be the bigger man so we can go to Boob World already! 39 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,724 Fuck that. We gotta set this idiot straight. 40 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,142 Look, buddy, 41 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,519 it's obvious you're some kind of heightened Kung Fu archetype. 42 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,854 But I'm a Doctor Who-Loki, 43 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:47,023 and people like you are like NPCs to me. 44 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,525 So do yourself a favor and-- 45 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:54,989 I have struck you with the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique, 46 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:58,075 the most fatal punch in all of martial arts. 47 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:01,454 Victims are able to walk only five steps forward 48 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,248 before their heart explodes. 49 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,625 Five steps forward? 50 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,418 Try it and find out. 51 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:08,628 Don't tell me what to do. 52 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,630 I'll find out with science. 53 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,840 Nice day for a backwards walk! 54 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,759 - Are you really gonna-- - No, stupid! 55 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,845 Pull the car around and pick me up! 56 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:52,171 What did that idiot do to me? This doesn't make any damn sense. 57 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,298 Just apologize. 58 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,885 {\an8}Haven't we done clones enough? 59 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:59,679 {\an8}Not a clone, Morty. A Xerox of me 60 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,514 {\an8}that I've lobotomized to be a crash-test dummy. 61 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,516 {\an8}- Look at my balls! - Hey, do us a favor. 62 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,018 {\an8}Walk forward, five to six steps. Your choice. 63 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,188 {\an8}One, two, three, four. 64 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,607 {\an8}Huh? So this is legit. 65 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:12,818 {\an8}Better take a closer look. 66 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,403 {\an8}Look at my ball-- 67 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,988 {\an8}There are over 700 meridians in the human body. 68 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,700 {\an8}Mr. Kung Fu struck specific pressure points in me 69 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,326 {\an8}and induced commotio cordis. 70 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,745 {\an8}Five steps forward will cause massive compression buildup, 71 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,081 {\an8}causing my heart to explode under its own pressure. 72 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,874 {\an8}Let's see what happens when I attach a copy of my heart 73 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,127 {\an8}to a copy of my legs. 74 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:36,674 {\an8}Interesting, huh? 75 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:39,093 {\an8}More gross than interesting. So far, we're on brand. 76 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,554 {\an8}Fuck you. Watch this. 77 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,018 {\an8}See that? Cardiac detonation is triggered 78 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,603 {\an8}only by forward bipedal movement. 79 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,772 {\an8}I can't believe I'm missing Boob World for this! 80 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,024 {\an8}Just apologize to the guy. Maybe he'll un-punch you. 81 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,861 {\an8}The day I apologize will be because I am truly sorry. 82 00:03:56,862 --> 00:04:00,406 {\an8}I don't sully apologies by making it a ritual of flagellation 83 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,283 {\an8}for someone who, in this case, is a bully. 84 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:04,452 {\an8}You called the man an NPC. 85 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:06,912 {\an8}Why do you always have to take the side of the waiter? 86 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,540 {\an8}Because your side is insane! 87 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:12,168 {\an8}- Okay, then. Fuck off. - Maybe I will! 88 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,044 {\an8}- Go ahead! No one's stopping you! - Fine! 89 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,422 {\an8}This is me fucking off out of the fucking garage 90 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,841 {\an8}because you... suck. 91 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,051 {\an8}No, you... suck. 92 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,386 - You... - You... 93 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,513 ...suck. 94 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:31,146 {\an8}Pool not found. Searching. 95 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,858 {\an8}-Pool not found. Searching. - The pool is right behind you. 96 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,610 {\an8}Just turn around, you stupid thing. 97 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,154 {\an8}-Pool not found. Searching. - No! 98 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,947 {\an8}Jerry, this is your moment. 99 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,617 {\an8}Be a man and figure it out. 100 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,204 Hi there, emasculated pool dads. 101 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,414 Okay. Specific. 102 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,499 Is your pool gross? 103 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,250 Does your family not respect you? 104 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:56,545 Don't worry. I'll show you how to upgrade your TR-X1 105 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:59,590 and clean your pool better than any human being. 106 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:02,301 But first, let's discuss the history of pool cleaning. 107 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,387 - Oh, boy. This is three hours? - Back in 1866... 108 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,473 ...really important to never-- 'Cause it's dangerous. 109 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,433 Bloody stuff of nightmares! 110 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,435 Now that we've gone over the safety guidelines, 111 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:14,563 click the link below for a list of long language models. 112 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,483 - Be sure to upload them-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. 113 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,739 Pool detected. Clean, clean, clean... 114 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,950 I did it! I made something work! 115 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,869 I am the greatest husband alive! 116 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,704 Walk backwards the rest of your life. 117 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:31,998 God, see if I care. 118 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,169 Uh... hi. 119 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,047 You, uh... You death punched my grandpa this morning? 120 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,465 That was unfortunate. 121 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:45,177 I did not study under Shifu Gerd Jergins at Tiger's Nest 122 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,720 to beat up old people. 123 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,974 The point of martial arts is to avoid violence. 124 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,350 I am Liu Sin. 125 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,061 Oh, um, I'm Morty Smith. 126 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:57,022 Is it racist to say I adore your Kung Fu patience? 127 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,024 - I can teach you. - Racism? 128 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,152 No. Kung Fu. 129 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:07,825 Breathe. Feel your Chi circulate within. 130 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,118 Very good, Morty. 131 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,452 This is great. 132 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:13,455 Life with Rick is filled with so much anxiety. 133 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,499 Alrighty, Mr. Sin. 134 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,294 I didn't have the right cables to hook up the flat screen. 135 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,087 It's gonna cost a bit extra to get those. 136 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,090 Hmm. Pity. 137 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,385 Jesus! Don't step forward. 138 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,220 You only get five steps before you die! 139 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,265 But I have so much to do today. 140 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,018 What was up with that guy? 141 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:37,229 Dude! He was just doing his job, and you killed him. 142 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,316 Is that a criticism? 143 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,072 Activate Advanced-Limitation Suit. 144 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,869 Look who ain't stepping forward now, baby! 145 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:55,706 Rick! 146 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,166 Morty, what happened? 147 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,667 I got death punched. 148 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,712 Oh, no, no, no, no, my little pooh-bah! 149 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:04,548 I went back to Trader Joe's to eat my feelings 150 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:05,966 'cause I was mad at you. 151 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:09,053 But then I ran into Liu Sin, and he punched me. 152 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,847 Nobody fucks with my sweet little grandson. 153 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,183 First, I'm gonna cure the dick off this death punch, Morty. 154 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,811 And then I'm gonna destroy Mr. Liu Sin's entire belief system! 155 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:22,274 Clean, clean, clean. Task complete. Awaiting command. 156 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,610 Amazing! Oh, I gotta tell Beth. 157 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:27,446 Uh, hello? Beth, I fixed the pool. 158 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,823 Uh, great. Did you hire Keith? 159 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,993 No. The pool is clean because of me. Come home and look. 160 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:37,247 Jerry, please. I am literally in the middle of something. 161 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:38,332 Oh. 162 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,584 Fuckin' phone. Where'd you go? 163 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,337 Awaiting command. 164 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:48,802 Whatcha doing? 165 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:51,554 Clean? 166 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,724 Alright. This pool isn't gonna swim itself. 167 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:57,768 How are you gonna clean-- 168 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,437 Oh. That's nice. 169 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:04,733 Wow. You... You're really being thorough. 170 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,821 Maybe we... we should stop. 171 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,988 {\an8}I'd be pissed if I had to climb all these stupid steps with my legs. 172 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,617 What is it? I'm watching TV. 173 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,703 Are you Gerd Jergins? 174 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,330 Did you train a guy named Liu Sin? 175 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:02,249 Ugh, that guy sucks. 176 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,960 We're in these antigrav suits 'cause your student death punched us. 177 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,712 You are not alone. 178 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:10,299 - Liu Sin death punched my cat. - Ouch. 179 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,885 I wanna do a bunch of science on your punch to cure ourselves. 180 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,137 Just need to collect a little more Kung Fu data from you 181 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,388 so I can hack it. 182 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,514 You think me dumb? 183 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:20,726 If I help you unlock the secrets of pressure point fighting, 184 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,020 you are going to revenge all over Liu Sin. 185 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:27,108 The solution to violence is not more violence. 186 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:32,404 Hello? Are you coming over for Mother's birthday or not? 187 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,449 What? No, no, no, no, you cannot bring all of them. 188 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,410 I'm not the one being difficult. You may bring one partner. 189 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:42,206 One. Not seven, for crying out loud. It's weird! 190 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,582 Oh, shit. 191 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,833 Trouble in paradise? 192 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,878 Oh, my daughter and I have a tricky relationship. 193 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:51,799 She is in what the kids call today a "polycule." 194 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,926 In my day, we called them sluts. 195 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,512 If we helped you fix things with your daughter, 196 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,014 would you help us? 197 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,272 Oh my God. What have I done? 198 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:11,443 To confirm setting a daily reminder for pool bot sexy time, say yes. 199 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,195 - What? - I have compiled a list 200 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,905 of divorce attorneys in your area. 201 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,073 Would you like me to send? 202 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,409 No! Cancel! Cancel! 203 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,662 Uh, hey, Beth. You're right. 204 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,123 This pool bot is not working out. 205 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,333 We should hire Keith, the pool cleaner, like, today. 206 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,501 Can I have his number? 207 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,420 He's right next door? Great! 208 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,635 {\an8}So great that you were in the area, Keith. 209 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,096 {\an8}When can you start? Like now? Now is good for us. 210 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,223 {\an8}I appreciate your enthusiasm, Mr. Smith, 211 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,808 {\an8}but I just packed up for the day. 212 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,185 {\an8}I'll pay you double if you, if you start now. 213 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,395 {\an8}What's the hurry? 214 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,272 {\an8}It looks like your pool's clean. 215 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,023 Whore! Whore! 216 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,108 What are you doing?! 217 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,860 Kill! Kill! Kill! 218 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,737 No! No! Stop! Let him go! 219 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,490 Task incomplete. 220 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,908 Kill! Kill! 221 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,703 {\an8}-Kill! - Good Lord, she's gone rogue. 222 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,581 Task incomplete. Kill. Kill. 223 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,624 And lastly, but not leastly, 224 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,877 this is Rizz, Milo, and Kathleen. 225 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,170 It's too many people. 226 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,422 How will I remember all these names?! 227 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,506 Ugh! Why do I even try? 228 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,259 I was intrigued by the floating pod man and his little helper. 229 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,552 But you'll never change. 230 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,387 You're still an old farty fart face. 231 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,222 My face does not fart! 232 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,308 You are disrespectful daughter! 233 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,685 Hey, respect cuts both ways. 234 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,939 Trust me. You won't explode if you meet your daughter halfway. 235 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,816 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 236 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,944 It's not the seven partners that bother me. 237 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,780 It's that now there are seven ways 238 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,199 to get your heart broken. 239 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,159 Dad, this is the life I've chosen. 240 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,494 Please respect that. 241 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:49,791 Stephanie, you may bring everyone to Mom's birthday. 242 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,961 - Everyone? - Yes. Milo, Kathleen, Rizz, 243 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:56,173 Oboe, Turmeric, Almond Butter, and Bartholomew. 244 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,507 You're all welcome. 245 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,675 Thanks, Dad. 246 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,887 {\an8}Looks like we lived up to our end of the bargain. 247 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:06,225 {\an8}Well, I suppose I'd be a total dick if I didn't give you what you want. 248 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,560 {\an8}Your words. But, yeah. 249 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,145 Just hit the Punchamalizer. 250 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,980 Its AI will whip me up a death punch cure. 251 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,524 I warn thee, Rick Sanchez. 252 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:18,987 Abusing the punch will bring down tremendous fury upon you! 253 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,615 Punch up or shut up. 254 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,840 Did it work? I don't feel anything. 255 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,468 Only five ways to find out. 256 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,220 One... two... 257 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,598 three... four... 258 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,392 five... six! 259 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,601 Fucking seven! 260 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,811 Morty, we're cured! 261 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,897 You did it! We can walk forward! 262 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,486 Oh, I'm running around! 263 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,990 Wubba lubba dub-dub! 264 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,416 Hey, Liu! 265 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,711 Liu Sin! 266 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,380 Look who's walking forward now. 267 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,798 How is it that you live? 268 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,966 - Science! - Science! 269 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,093 I have dissected the Exploding Heart Technique 270 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:25,387 and reverse-engineered all of martial arts. 271 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,889 The pre-programmed nanobots coursing through our veins 272 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:28,974 have given Morty and I... 273 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,184 - Kung Fu power! - Kung Fu power! 274 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,854 My martial-art skills are unmatched. Prepare to die. 275 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,897 Morty, you saw it! He came for me. 276 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,859 Let the ass-whoopin' begin. 277 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,873 {\an8}Mountain Fuck Punch! 278 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:59,296 First, I will give you whites a taste of hell, 279 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:03,216 and then you will apologize for bending my fender. 280 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,094 You want an apology? Come get it. 281 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,560 {\an8}Worm Magnet Punch! 282 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,605 Gross! Birds! 283 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,065 Birds pecking gross worms. 284 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,025 {\an8}Super Sizzler Pinwheel! 285 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,152 Ow! 286 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,155 {\an8}Tabasco Palm Punch! 287 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,284 Hot! Too hot! I need milk. 288 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,247 {\an8}Maximum Overdrive Punch! 289 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,004 {\an8}Inflated Noggin Punch! 290 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,715 {\an8}Telescope Leg! 291 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,553 My thoughts are so big now. 292 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,726 {\an8}Bubble Burst Punch! 293 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,854 Oh, that's better. 294 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,234 {\an8}Amnesia Knuckle Punch! 295 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,947 What am I doing here? 296 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,824 {\an8}And which Beth is the clone? 297 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,409 {\an8}Control Z Punch! 298 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,369 Now I remember. This guy sucks. 299 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,288 {\an8}Butt Soup Punch! 300 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,583 {\an8}Reverse Uno Punch! 301 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,878 Reverse Reverse Punch! 302 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,713 I Know You Are, But What Am I Punch! 303 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,466 I'm Rubber, You're Glue Punch! 304 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,228 Unrepentant dogs! 305 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,773 You have disrespected the power of the punch. 306 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,191 Who the fuck is this guy? 307 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:46,361 It is Punchy, the ancient demon-god of hitting things 308 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,029 and sweet drinks. 309 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,781 We be doomed. 310 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,325 Okay. We should be safe in here. 311 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,910 She can't move out of the pool. 312 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,163 - "She"? - My robotic pool cleaner. 313 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,332 I upgraded her with shady software. Then we had sex. 314 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,251 I think she's jealous and wants to kill you 315 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,586 because she loves me. 316 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,255 Mondays, right? 317 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,516 {\an8}Task incomplete. 318 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,685 {\an8}Task incomplete. 319 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:25,610 {\an8}Task incomplete. Task incomplete. 320 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,541 Huh? The house went into lockdown for no reason. 321 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,626 Is that bad? 322 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,421 You hear that? Sounds like water running. 323 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,426 Gerd did say abusing the punch would bring great fury down on us. 324 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,513 Kung Fu is not about violence! 325 00:16:54,514 --> 00:17:00,144 Now you will be punished by my champion kicking your ass. 326 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,277 It is Punchenhimer, 327 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,821 the beast with a million pressure points. 328 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,282 It is impossible to strike all of them. 329 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,077 How are we supposed to hit them all? 330 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,038 Rick, this is my fault. 331 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,415 Earlier today, in the Trader Joe's parking lot, 332 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,252 I backed into your spaceship on purpose. 333 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,336 What? 334 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,296 I am a lonely old man. 335 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,507 The only way I know how to connect with people 336 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,925 is through conflict. 337 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,594 Can you relate to that? 338 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,054 No. 339 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,016 Punchenhimer is on top of us. What are we gonna do? 340 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,602 I wish I had finished my training at Tiger's Nest. 341 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,480 Gerd Jergins was teaching me the ultimate move, 342 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,648 the Splatter Bolt Kick, 343 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,568 a rapid-fire attack stronger than any punch. 344 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,988 Alas, I do not have the knowledge to complete it. 345 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,115 Rick does. He gathered all Kung Fu data 346 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,117 when he dissected the Exploding Heart Technique. 347 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,868 It'll take a bit of field surgery. 348 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,288 I am willing to endure whatever it takes 349 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,622 to reset the balance. 350 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,084 Lie down. I'll try to keep the rubble out of your chest. 351 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,671 Kill! Kill! Kill! 352 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,548 Oh, no. She's found a way in. 353 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,758 The pool bot is flooding the house to kill you, Keith. 354 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,969 We gotta swim upstairs before it's too late. 355 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,512 But I can't swim! 356 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,181 - What? You clean pools! - It's my deepest shame. 357 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,976 This is a total nightmare for me. 358 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,060 Kill! Kill! Kill! 359 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,187 Kill! Kill! 360 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,483 Stay here. 361 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,444 It's my pool and my problem. 362 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,988 I'm the man of the house. 363 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,116 Kill! Kill! Kill! 364 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,286 Oh, no. Wait. I'm sorry. 365 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,330 That other pool cleaner means nothing to me, baby. 366 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,581 Nothing. 367 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,250 You gots to believe you're my one and only. 368 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,460 Task incomplete. 369 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,670 Shh. Our task is incomplete, 370 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,380 and I'm gonna fix that. 371 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,842 Set an appointment for pool bot sexy time 372 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,762 starting now. 373 00:18:58,804 --> 00:18:59,805 Clean? 374 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,380 Alright, Jerry, we need to talk about this pool. 375 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,339 Wow! 376 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,300 The pool looks great, Keith. 377 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,802 Yeah. Nice job, buddy. 378 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,763 Sure. Yeah. All it needed was a little elbow grease. 379 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,890 And Mr. Smith said he'll pay me 380 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,434 three times my usual rate. 381 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,228 Well, I never said-- 382 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,562 Oh, you better pay up 383 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,607 or I'll tell her you fucked the pool bot. 384 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,776 Guys, I'm only three feet away. I can hear everything. 385 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,320 Jerry, you fucked the what now? 386 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,947 The pool bot. 387 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,615 It started cleaning my nipples. 388 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,951 And, you know, that's-that's one of my go-tos. 389 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,495 - So I started eating out her-- - Dah-dah-da. 390 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,497 I don't care what you do with the appliances, Jerry. 391 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,333 My hair dryer makes me cum like a wild cat. 392 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,420 Hold it, Punchenhimer! 393 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,963 Pack your bags, asshole! 394 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,798 We're here to send you back to hell. 395 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,758 Get ready to feel Kung Fu! 396 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,720 Combined with fire! 397 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,560 Let's fight one last time together. 398 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,646 Oh yeah, baby! 399 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,945 Splatter Bolt Kick! 400 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,791 Wasn't that refreshing? 401 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:55,962 You three have learned the value of nonviolence. 402 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,299 All is forgiven. 403 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,135 Bye! 404 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,888 Well, I'm bushed. 405 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,558 {\an8}- Almost done? - All finished. 406 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,479 - What do you think, sir? - It's ready! Come and get it! 407 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,732 - Wow! - Damn, son. 408 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,984 - That's clean! - Our pool is amazing. 409 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,277 You're the best dad ever. 410 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,447 Yeah. Who needs Boob World when we got Dad's pool? 411 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,365 I just wanna make you all happy. 412 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,618 You did, Jerry. You really did. 413 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,162 Ah, yes! 414 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,876 Oh my God, I'm at a party. 415 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,588 Pool season, baby! Yeah! 416 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,382 The Smith family has a pool! 417 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,126 Beth, we talked about this. 418 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,921 Okay, I forgot. 419 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:22,675 Thank you. 420 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,719 It's not the same. 421 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,180 Yeah, I know. 422 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:31,976 Did you get any of that?