1 00:03:22,757 --> 00:03:24,728 I didn't see anything! 2 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,065 They were yelling. They're always yelling. 3 00:03:27,097 --> 00:03:29,502 All I wanted was some peace and quiet. 4 00:03:29,534 --> 00:03:32,671 Relax, man. You just hit a moose. 5 00:03:32,702 --> 00:03:34,239 A moose? 6 00:03:34,271 --> 00:03:35,706 Are you sure? 7 00:03:35,739 --> 00:03:38,278 Yeah, man, I see this kind of shit all the time. 8 00:03:38,279 --> 00:03:42,185 In fact, this ain't shit compared to what just happened on I-95 recently. 9 00:03:42,182 --> 00:03:44,381 I mean, a lady hit a moose and the motherfucker 10 00:03:44,382 --> 00:03:46,520 went right through the windshield, man. 11 00:03:46,552 --> 00:03:47,602 No. 12 00:03:47,619 --> 00:03:49,154 Yeah. 13 00:03:49,186 --> 00:03:51,159 I was partying with my cousin. 14 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,026 - You know... - What kind of partying? 15 00:03:53,057 --> 00:03:55,027 - partying like... - Okay. 16 00:03:55,059 --> 00:03:58,501 getting some hair pie like the man from Nantucket 17 00:03:58,532 --> 00:04:02,005 whose dong was so long them bitches couldn't even fuck it? 18 00:04:02,035 --> 00:04:05,141 And this fucking moose pissed on my pussy parade, man. 19 00:04:05,171 --> 00:04:08,042 I had to come down on a Sunday because he's sitting 20 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:10,112 in the front seat of a Volvo wide awake 21 00:04:10,144 --> 00:04:13,850 with his head sticking out the cracks in the glass and shit, man. 22 00:04:13,881 --> 00:04:16,187 Poor guy. 23 00:04:16,218 --> 00:04:17,821 I had to put him down. 24 00:04:20,723 --> 00:04:22,827 But I got a picture of it. 25 00:04:25,628 --> 00:04:28,229 I carry this shit with me now 'cause every time I'd tell that story 26 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:30,033 nobody would believe me. 27 00:04:33,168 --> 00:04:34,472 - Laugh it off, man. - Okay. 28 00:04:34,505 --> 00:04:35,907 - This ain't shit. - Okay. 29 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:38,073 All right? Just get the kids to school, all right? 30 00:04:38,074 --> 00:04:40,077 Yeah, okay. Thank you. 31 00:04:40,109 --> 00:04:41,445 Thank you. 32 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,623 Stop! 33 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,964 Winston, do you copy? 34 00:05:29,298 --> 00:05:31,502 Winston, do you copy? 35 00:05:35,337 --> 00:05:36,739 Yes, sir, I'm here. 36 00:05:36,773 --> 00:05:38,511 Where the hell are you? 37 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:41,844 Smith Bridge Road. I'm still clearing the scene from that bus accident. 38 00:05:41,845 --> 00:05:44,250 I don't give a shit if it's a handicapped bus 39 00:05:44,251 --> 00:05:46,914 and there's a bunch of retards splattered all over the road. 40 00:05:46,915 --> 00:05:48,619 I need you back here now. 41 00:05:48,651 --> 00:05:50,287 There's a bunch of suits up here 42 00:05:50,288 --> 00:05:53,524 asking a whole lot of big-city questions about the way we do things. 43 00:05:53,525 --> 00:05:55,226 They were up at the cabin this morning 44 00:05:55,227 --> 00:05:57,127 and I need to make sure that your stupid ass 45 00:05:57,128 --> 00:05:59,099 is on the same page. Do you get me? 46 00:05:59,131 --> 00:06:01,133 Yes, sir, I'm on it. 47 00:09:54,555 --> 00:09:58,095 Sandy Taylor's fucking ridiculous. 48 00:09:58,544 --> 00:10:03,232 Yo- yo, John, you were just asleep at the wheel 49 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:04,700 for the hottest girl in school. 50 00:10:04,701 --> 00:10:06,471 Yeah, not my type. 51 00:10:06,503 --> 00:10:08,739 Wait, Sandy is not your type? 52 00:10:08,771 --> 00:10:10,207 What does that even mean? 53 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:12,708 Does that mean you're gay? Did you tell your dad? 54 00:10:12,709 --> 00:10:14,044 Was he bummed, or- 55 00:10:14,077 --> 00:10:17,451 Dude, you see her every day. You know she's a nightmare. 56 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,951 No, I don't know that. 57 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,286 In fact, neither do you. You don't even have a type, 58 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,224 John, you have an obsession. 59 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:26,795 'Cassie! Cassie, I love you! 60 00:10:26,824 --> 00:10:29,495 Would you kiss me? Would you-' 61 00:10:32,753 --> 00:10:35,802 Seriously, man, don't take your fucking blue balls out on me, man. 62 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,603 Don't think you're the only dude here thinking about taking 63 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:40,009 Miss Gorgeous to Boomtown. 64 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:42,911 I actually know you are the only person here 65 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,513 dumb enough to take a girl out whose ex-boyfriend 66 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:48,151 does have a fucking black belt in kicking teeth in. 67 00:10:48,183 --> 00:10:49,752 Look, man, I told you- 68 00:10:49,753 --> 00:10:51,585 there's no way that she's gonna go with me 69 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:54,020 just days after breaking up with him. Why do you care anyway? 70 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,824 You hate the prom, so drop it. 71 00:10:55,825 --> 00:10:58,424 I know, prom blows. But this is a whole different thing. 72 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,530 This is important for you. 73 00:11:00,562 --> 00:11:02,264 You know what I mean? This is like... 74 00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:04,999 Besides, it really just proves how little you know about girls anyway. 75 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,140 So- hey, I'm fucking talking. Come on. 76 00:11:08,141 --> 00:11:12,376 If she broke up with him, it's 'cause she finally realized 77 00:11:12,377 --> 00:11:14,847 how big of a fucking douchebag the guy is. 78 00:11:14,877 --> 00:11:18,751 And going to prom with you, that's like the ultimate power move, all right? 79 00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:20,752 You're the smartest dude in school, 80 00:11:20,753 --> 00:11:22,720 you've fucking known the girl your whole life, 81 00:11:22,721 --> 00:11:24,756 and you're head over heels in love with her. 82 00:11:24,757 --> 00:11:26,825 All right? I mean, come on. 83 00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:31,166 Spite is almost as important to those bitches as- as money. 84 00:11:31,195 --> 00:11:33,600 You know what I mean? She knows all this. 85 00:11:33,601 --> 00:11:35,465 I mean, now that Marc is out of the picture, 86 00:11:35,466 --> 00:11:37,269 revenge is exactly what she needs. 87 00:11:37,270 --> 00:11:39,305 For every single girl in this building, 88 00:11:39,306 --> 00:11:41,642 that is the priority- revenge. 89 00:11:41,643 --> 00:11:44,209 I mean, look at those 2 fucking savages right there. 90 00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:46,746 Hey. That's how it is- 91 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,814 All right, all right, I'll think about it. 92 00:11:48,815 --> 00:11:50,848 Just fucking do it. Shave your pussy, get it over with. 93 00:11:50,849 --> 00:11:53,752 I'm rallying for your fucking cause. You need to do this thing. 94 00:11:53,753 --> 00:11:55,355 All right, I'm thinking about it. 95 00:11:55,356 --> 00:11:57,226 You'll regret it if you don't. 96 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,262 Fuck. 97 00:11:59,294 --> 00:12:01,164 I gotta get my goggles from the car. 98 00:12:01,165 --> 00:12:03,464 - Will you cover for me? - What do you want me to say? 99 00:12:03,465 --> 00:12:05,636 I don't know- I'm on my fucking period, man. 100 00:12:05,666 --> 00:12:07,334 Gotta get tampons. 101 00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:08,805 All right, well, hurry up. 102 00:12:10,138 --> 00:12:11,809 Whatever. 103 00:12:14,142 --> 00:12:16,517 Shut up. Don't say a word. 104 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:18,716 Listen, people are talking. 105 00:12:19,017 --> 00:12:21,783 And how they're talking so soon when it's none of their fucking business, 106 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,188 I don't know. But I hear things. 107 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,257 I don't like what I hear. 108 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:29,195 So you and your bullshit friends 109 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,497 better stay the hell away from my girl. 110 00:12:31,527 --> 00:12:33,666 Do you understand me? 111 00:12:36,234 --> 00:12:37,769 Look, man... 112 00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:40,373 - Get your hands off me. - Okay. 113 00:12:40,405 --> 00:12:42,476 Listen, I don't care what she tells you 114 00:12:42,508 --> 00:12:44,477 or what you think you know, she's mine. 115 00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:46,347 Do you get it? 116 00:12:49,114 --> 00:12:50,785 It's cool, man. 117 00:12:50,817 --> 00:12:52,419 It's cool? 118 00:12:53,886 --> 00:12:56,056 - Yeah. - Really? 119 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:08,437 You're dead. 120 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:13,843 It's frustrating. It's frustrating. 121 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:17,284 You- I'm frustrating to you. I understand that. 122 00:13:17,314 --> 00:13:21,153 Honey? Honey? Sweetie, listen to me. 123 00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:23,788 Angel, please listen to me. 124 00:13:23,819 --> 00:13:25,688 Don't hang- don't hang- 125 00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:41,763 You have anything to say for yourself before I launch into my tirade? 126 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:45,076 Nothing? 127 00:13:46,946 --> 00:13:49,451 There are 5 weeks left in school. 128 00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:51,653 Count them- 5 weeks. 129 00:13:51,684 --> 00:13:53,253 And you're a smart kid. 130 00:13:53,286 --> 00:13:56,559 You got good grades. You're going to college in the fall. 131 00:13:56,589 --> 00:13:59,394 Why would you go and do something so stupid 132 00:13:59,425 --> 00:14:01,862 like start a fight? Why? 133 00:14:01,893 --> 00:14:03,330 I didn't start it. 134 00:14:03,363 --> 00:14:06,136 I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What? 135 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:08,270 I said I didn't start it. 136 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:16,945 Where are you supposed to be right now? 137 00:14:16,976 --> 00:14:18,012 Biology. 138 00:14:18,446 --> 00:14:19,517 Biology. 139 00:14:19,548 --> 00:14:21,584 Miss Hawker or Mrs. Jennings? 140 00:14:21,816 --> 00:14:23,387 Hawker. 141 00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:27,160 Well, you better get your little butt down there. 142 00:14:27,189 --> 00:14:30,230 Not even I can spare you from that. 143 00:14:40,572 --> 00:14:43,410 - Jonathan? - Yeah? 144 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,947 I don't want to see you around here again? 145 00:14:47,244 --> 00:14:48,678 Capiche? 146 00:14:48,711 --> 00:14:51,218 Now get out. 147 00:15:01,894 --> 00:15:04,733 Hi. I'm- 148 00:15:04,764 --> 00:15:09,473 Place the scalpel at the base of the throat 149 00:15:09,503 --> 00:15:12,642 and carefully make a slit 150 00:15:12,672 --> 00:15:16,246 all the way down the front 151 00:15:16,276 --> 00:15:18,381 of the frog's belly. 152 00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:19,983 Now... 153 00:15:20,015 --> 00:15:23,487 Got in trouble for being late, by the way. 154 00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:25,656 Yeah, well, so did I. 155 00:15:25,687 --> 00:15:27,258 ...and tack it down... 156 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,658 I can't believe I missed you getting your ass kicked. 157 00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:32,094 That was, like, right after I talked about her too. 158 00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:34,164 Like telekinesis- 159 00:15:34,197 --> 00:15:36,367 wait, telepathy or teleki- which one? 160 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,371 You know, I don't really want to talk about it, Alex. 161 00:15:39,403 --> 00:15:42,843 I wonder if we would wait till I left until he kicked your ass. 162 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,548 Somehow I don't think it would have mattered. 163 00:15:47,549 --> 00:15:49,646 Yeah, you're right. I don't even know where I was going with that. 164 00:15:49,647 --> 00:15:51,952 - Alex Hicks! - Yes, ma'am? 165 00:15:51,983 --> 00:15:53,519 Quiet! 166 00:15:55,718 --> 00:15:58,793 - Sorry. - That's strike 2! 167 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,430 One more strike and you're headed to the office. 168 00:16:06,764 --> 00:16:08,769 Mean old hag. 169 00:16:11,969 --> 00:16:15,044 Now make an incision 170 00:16:15,076 --> 00:16:17,345 through the muscular tissue. 171 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,288 Hey. 172 00:16:31,694 --> 00:16:33,364 No way. 173 00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:48,246 You think what they say about Mary is true, 174 00:16:48,247 --> 00:16:49,546 that she's pregnant? 175 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:50,554 What? 176 00:16:50,815 --> 00:16:53,249 Miss Hawker just told you guys to shut up, 177 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,855 so shut up. I'm trying to learn. 178 00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,990 There's your prom date. 179 00:16:59,521 --> 00:17:01,059 Dude, you know what? 180 00:17:01,091 --> 00:17:03,745 Fuck what I said about taking Cassie to the prom, man. 181 00:17:03,763 --> 00:17:05,833 Serious ramifications involved. 182 00:17:05,864 --> 00:17:07,299 Big fucking problem. 183 00:17:13,774 --> 00:17:16,111 Now set the heart aside. 184 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:20,281 Next is the liver. 185 00:17:26,487 --> 00:17:29,059 Marc's a fucking douchebag. 186 00:17:30,991 --> 00:17:35,601 Think if our dads were millionaires, we'd be douchebags too? 187 00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:37,434 I don't know. 188 00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:38,734 You would be. 189 00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:24,220 You little shit. 190 00:18:55,249 --> 00:18:57,322 Hey, are you all right? 191 00:18:57,354 --> 00:18:58,957 Yeah. 192 00:19:00,521 --> 00:19:02,058 No. 193 00:19:09,032 --> 00:19:10,634 What's the problem? 194 00:19:13,004 --> 00:19:15,909 I got dumped. 195 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,809 Ungrateful shit. 196 00:19:22,848 --> 00:19:25,086 I don't know the guy, 197 00:19:25,117 --> 00:19:27,421 but anybody that would do that to you 198 00:19:27,453 --> 00:19:29,290 is a fool, in my opinion. 199 00:19:29,322 --> 00:19:32,696 I mean, if he didn't realize how lucky he was, 200 00:19:32,725 --> 00:19:36,133 then he's, like, the stupidest guy on earth. 201 00:19:36,163 --> 00:19:37,531 Really? 202 00:19:37,563 --> 00:19:38,800 Really. 203 00:20:11,935 --> 00:20:15,242 Wait wait. Wait. 204 00:20:15,272 --> 00:20:16,807 What's wrong? 205 00:20:18,643 --> 00:20:20,312 Nothing. 206 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,081 Nothing. 207 00:20:28,652 --> 00:20:31,159 Sorry, it's the braces. 208 00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:32,424 It's cool. 209 00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:03,260 Hey... 210 00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:07,699 So what's the deal? We gonna go to prom together or- 211 00:21:07,729 --> 00:21:09,733 Is that cool? 212 00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:12,870 No. 213 00:21:12,902 --> 00:21:16,576 Well, I just- I just assumed... 214 00:21:16,606 --> 00:21:19,078 Look, kid, 215 00:21:19,108 --> 00:21:22,483 you're real nice and sweet and everything. 216 00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:26,553 But this wasn't about you and me, okay? 217 00:21:26,582 --> 00:21:29,823 This was about revenge. 218 00:21:29,854 --> 00:21:31,892 Re- revenge. 219 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,126 Yeah. 220 00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:35,261 Besides, I work for a living. 221 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:42,340 Would you- would you please go to prom with me? I mean- 222 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:47,277 If I can get one of the other girls to cover my shift, 223 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,346 maybe I'll meet you there. 224 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,979 How's that? 225 00:21:52,012 --> 00:21:55,285 Yeah. Yeah yeah. that's awesome. 226 00:21:55,286 --> 00:21:57,416 That- I mean, that actually works better for me 227 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,722 in the long run. That's cool. Okay. 228 00:21:59,754 --> 00:22:02,192 I will see you-- prom. 229 00:22:02,223 --> 00:22:04,093 See you there. 230 00:22:11,668 --> 00:22:13,705 Good afternoon, Jonathan. 231 00:22:13,736 --> 00:22:15,570 Hey. 232 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,007 Daryl, Dane. 233 00:22:17,008 --> 00:22:19,040 We heard about you getting your butt kicked. 234 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,046 Heard you cried like a little pussy. 235 00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:23,247 Yeah, that's not exactly what happened. 236 00:22:23,248 --> 00:22:24,847 That's not how we were informed. 237 00:22:24,848 --> 00:22:26,785 Yeah, Alex said that your little- 238 00:22:26,816 --> 00:22:29,422 So, is it now safe to assume 239 00:22:29,454 --> 00:22:31,890 that you will be coming over tonight after all? 240 00:22:32,821 --> 00:22:35,664 I don't know, you guys. It's prom night. 241 00:22:35,694 --> 00:22:38,566 News flash, John- prom blows. 242 00:22:38,597 --> 00:22:41,502 How you gonna pass up 'Bride of the Cannibals 2: 243 00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:43,905 The Director's Cut' for a gay dance? 244 00:22:43,936 --> 00:22:47,709 It's the most insane sequel ever made; it's banned in over 26 countries. 245 00:22:47,710 --> 00:22:49,974 Can you even begin to comprehend that awesomeness? 246 00:22:49,975 --> 00:22:51,810 Yeah, we heard there's this one part 247 00:22:51,811 --> 00:22:54,380 where the broad with the piranha teeth bites the guy's dick and balls. 248 00:22:54,381 --> 00:22:56,750 John, you see it in a close-up. 249 00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:59,353 That does sound good. 250 00:22:59,385 --> 00:23:01,023 Yeah. 251 00:23:01,056 --> 00:23:04,594 But I'm still not sure what I'm doing tonight. 252 00:23:04,595 --> 00:23:06,791 What do you mean you don't know what you're doing? 253 00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,463 Prom's in, like, 5 hours. 254 00:23:08,464 --> 00:23:10,531 Who are you gonna ask at this point, your mother? 255 00:23:10,532 --> 00:23:12,065 If Mom would let me go to the dance, 256 00:23:12,066 --> 00:23:13,733 I'd be fucking so much pussy tonight. 257 00:23:13,734 --> 00:23:15,941 - Hey, John. - Hey, Cassie. 258 00:23:15,942 --> 00:23:17,438 Hey, do you want to walk with me? 259 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,176 Yeah, sure. 260 00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:20,743 Yeah? 261 00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:23,014 I'll catch you guys later. Cool? 262 00:23:35,661 --> 00:23:37,462 My God, those 2 are so funny. 263 00:23:37,494 --> 00:23:38,828 - D8D? - Yeah. 264 00:23:38,829 --> 00:23:41,097 My God, I heard Dane scored 1,500 on his SATs. 265 00:23:41,098 --> 00:23:42,735 - 1,550. - What? 266 00:23:42,768 --> 00:23:44,570 - Yeah. - No way. How old is that kid? 267 00:23:44,602 --> 00:23:46,138 - Like 12. - My God. 268 00:23:46,139 --> 00:23:47,904 Yeah, but I think he's living proof 269 00:23:47,905 --> 00:23:50,445 that you can be smart and stupid at the same time. 270 00:23:50,446 --> 00:23:52,576 You should see when he and Alex get together. 271 00:23:53,077 --> 00:23:54,947 Alex- I haven't talked to him in, like, forever. 272 00:23:54,948 --> 00:23:56,651 It's so weird. How is he? 273 00:23:56,683 --> 00:23:58,752 He's good, you know? 274 00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:01,155 - He's still Alex. - Yeah? 275 00:24:01,156 --> 00:24:03,488 Yeah, I think we're gonna go over to their house later 276 00:24:03,489 --> 00:24:05,895 and watch some movies or something. 277 00:24:05,927 --> 00:24:07,620 Okay. So you're not going to prom? 278 00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:09,298 Nah. 279 00:24:09,330 --> 00:24:12,468 Yeah, me neither. 280 00:24:12,469 --> 00:24:14,301 Well, you'll probably be disappearing 281 00:24:14,302 --> 00:24:16,238 to some amazing medical school soon, right? 282 00:24:16,239 --> 00:24:17,841 I did get into Adams. 283 00:24:17,872 --> 00:24:19,475 - You got into Adams? - Yeah. 284 00:24:19,506 --> 00:24:23,081 - My God, why didn't you tell me? - I'm telling you now. 285 00:24:23,112 --> 00:24:26,319 Well, congratulations. That's awesome. That's what you wanted. 286 00:24:26,349 --> 00:24:28,019 Yeah, I guess it is. 287 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:29,553 Thanks. 288 00:24:32,321 --> 00:24:34,591 So, how are you doing? 289 00:24:34,624 --> 00:24:37,296 - What? - Everything. 290 00:24:37,297 --> 00:24:39,295 I don't know. I mean, it's okay. I don't know. 291 00:24:39,296 --> 00:24:41,863 I'm fine, I don't know. Like, relationships are hard. 292 00:24:41,864 --> 00:24:44,202 What can you do? Yackety schmakety. 293 00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:47,007 It was the right decision, though. 294 00:24:47,038 --> 00:24:49,143 - Yeah? - Yeah. 295 00:24:49,144 --> 00:24:50,508 You know, you're probably the only person I know 296 00:24:50,509 --> 00:24:52,443 who's actually going to do something with their life. 297 00:24:52,544 --> 00:24:55,517 - Come on, that's not true. - No, it's true. 298 00:24:55,518 --> 00:24:57,950 Seriously, like, I have no clue what I'm gonna do. 299 00:24:57,951 --> 00:24:59,218 Nobody does, you know? 300 00:24:59,219 --> 00:25:01,318 My God, everybody's going to be so super jealous 301 00:25:01,319 --> 00:25:04,659 when you come back to town and you're this really famous doctor 302 00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:08,698 and they're all a bunch of fat townies with ugly babies. 303 00:25:08,699 --> 00:25:11,597 I'm serious. Like, even Marc was jealous of you, you know that? 304 00:25:11,598 --> 00:25:14,937 Come on, Cassie, all these compliments you're paying me 305 00:25:14,938 --> 00:25:16,835 are making me a little uncomfortable. 306 00:25:16,836 --> 00:25:19,907 Well, you know, today's the only day you're gonna get 'em, so enjoy. 307 00:25:19,908 --> 00:25:22,511 Cassie, Mom's looking for you! 308 00:25:22,542 --> 00:25:25,081 - Okay. - I guess you better get going? 309 00:25:25,113 --> 00:25:28,187 Yeah. Well, it was nice talking to you, John. 310 00:25:28,218 --> 00:25:30,588 - Yeah. Yeah, you too. - Bye. 311 00:25:37,227 --> 00:25:39,397 Hey, Cassie, wait up! 312 00:25:40,530 --> 00:25:43,001 Hey, do you want to go to prom with me? 313 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:48,040 Look, I know you've been through a lot- things are a mess... 314 00:25:48,071 --> 00:25:49,842 but it's prom, you know? 315 00:25:49,843 --> 00:25:54,044 I don't know, it's the last few weeks of high school, 316 00:25:54,045 --> 00:25:58,386 and I just figure it'd be the kind of thing that we'd regret not having done. 317 00:25:58,415 --> 00:26:00,386 Look, I really want to go. 318 00:26:00,418 --> 00:26:04,659 And you're the only person I could see myself going with. 319 00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,860 So how about it? 320 00:26:06,892 --> 00:26:10,966 I can't, John. I'm sorry. 321 00:26:10,996 --> 00:26:14,970 Look, if you're worried about me getting beat up or anything, 322 00:26:14,971 --> 00:26:17,403 - don't worry about it. - No, I'm not worried about that. 323 00:26:17,404 --> 00:26:20,607 Like, I- it's just like my brother's sick and I've got all this stuff to do. 324 00:26:20,608 --> 00:26:22,309 And it's just, like, I don't know. 325 00:26:22,342 --> 00:26:24,379 It's just too much, you know? 326 00:26:24,410 --> 00:26:26,315 - I understand. - Yeah? 327 00:26:26,348 --> 00:26:28,984 - Yeah, it's all right. - Well, call me later. 328 00:26:30,785 --> 00:26:32,822 - Bye. - Bye. 329 00:26:42,931 --> 00:26:45,504 'Bride of the Cannibals' it is. 330 00:26:47,035 --> 00:26:48,738 Stupid. 331 00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:04,791 Here's your pancakes, sweetie. 332 00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:07,162 Lucille. 333 00:27:07,194 --> 00:27:10,766 I've been dreaming about your pancakes all day. 334 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:12,901 I know, baby. 335 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:16,070 That's what all the young boys say. 336 00:27:27,948 --> 00:27:29,951 What the fuck, man? 337 00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:39,331 Bill! Bill! 338 00:27:39,362 --> 00:27:41,031 - Jesus. - Okay, Bill! 339 00:27:41,063 --> 00:27:43,567 Deliver us from all of this evilness! 340 00:27:43,598 --> 00:27:45,969 Full of the devil! I know you did it! 341 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,338 Bill, you gotta breathe. 342 00:27:47,369 --> 00:27:51,877 Breathe. Breathe. In the name of all that is holy, 343 00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:53,714 hallelujah, Lord. 344 00:27:54,245 --> 00:27:56,882 9-1-1. 345 00:27:56,913 --> 00:28:00,153 God, deliver us from these evil evil people! 346 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:11,333 My God! 347 00:28:11,762 --> 00:28:15,371 Bill, you're in trouble! Bill! 348 00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:18,406 The ambulance will be right here. 349 00:28:18,438 --> 00:28:20,541 Bill, I know where you come from, Bill. 350 00:28:20,571 --> 00:28:22,612 I know you're- come on, Bill! 351 00:28:23,842 --> 00:28:26,882 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 352 00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:35,424 Shit. 353 00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:39,063 This is bad news. This is real bad news. 354 00:29:41,094 --> 00:29:42,363 Yeah? 355 00:29:42,396 --> 00:29:44,532 I hope you're dressed. I have got big news. 356 00:29:44,564 --> 00:29:47,905 The entire team is going to the prom after all. 357 00:29:47,935 --> 00:29:50,206 So there's an 'I' in team now? 358 00:29:50,238 --> 00:29:52,943 John, don't try to be funny. You're not good at it. 359 00:29:52,975 --> 00:29:55,314 You're just not good at it. Hey, don't hang up. 360 00:29:55,346 --> 00:29:57,482 I didn't mean that. No no no no no no. 361 00:29:57,513 --> 00:29:59,047 John? John? 362 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,955 - Spit it out. - Funny you should say that actually. 363 00:30:13,297 --> 00:30:15,768 All you need to know is that I have a date for prom. 364 00:30:15,798 --> 00:30:18,270 You need to get your ass out of fucking bed, 365 00:30:18,302 --> 00:30:21,074 get on a suit and tie, and that's it. 366 00:30:21,075 --> 00:30:23,941 You know, after listening to you rag on prom for the last week, 367 00:30:23,942 --> 00:30:26,079 I think I finally came around. 368 00:30:26,111 --> 00:30:27,850 Prom blows. 369 00:30:54,543 --> 00:30:56,213 That was a lot of rings. 370 00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:59,217 - I'm gonna go now. - No, no, dude, come on. 371 00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:01,117 Dude, please. 372 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:04,154 Please? You can't let me go to this by myself. 373 00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:06,888 You're my best friend. You can't do that. It's not in the book. 374 00:31:06,889 --> 00:31:09,027 You can't do this. Please, man. 375 00:31:09,059 --> 00:31:10,730 Please. 376 00:31:10,761 --> 00:31:12,929 - Please? - All right. 377 00:31:12,961 --> 00:31:15,667 I'll go. 378 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:18,573 Thank God. 379 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:03,152 - Hey. - Who goes there? 380 00:33:03,183 --> 00:33:05,923 Police. Open up. 381 00:33:07,252 --> 00:33:08,560 Okay. 382 00:33:09,090 --> 00:33:10,593 Come on. 383 00:33:10,626 --> 00:33:12,528 Hey, look, she said she was 18. 384 00:33:12,529 --> 00:33:14,294 I always believe what children say. 385 00:33:14,295 --> 00:33:16,330 No, man, I need to see your delivery schedule. 386 00:33:16,331 --> 00:33:18,401 - Open the fucking gate. Come on. - Okay. 387 00:33:18,433 --> 00:33:20,637 Okay, all right. 388 00:33:20,669 --> 00:33:23,042 I got the key right here. 389 00:33:23,073 --> 00:33:24,975 - No, wrong key. - Come on, man. 390 00:33:24,976 --> 00:33:26,709 - It's a fucking emergency. - I found it. 391 00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:29,081 No. Maybe it's this one. 392 00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:33,218 Son of a bitch. 393 00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:34,853 Looks like that one. Here it is. 394 00:33:41,326 --> 00:33:42,997 Gross. 395 00:34:16,098 --> 00:34:17,234 Hey. 396 00:34:19,532 --> 00:34:21,905 Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 397 00:34:21,936 --> 00:34:23,205 Rick. 398 00:34:23,238 --> 00:34:25,175 What are you doing here? 399 00:34:25,207 --> 00:34:27,946 What do you mean? I came to see you. 400 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,514 Me? 401 00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:32,752 Yeah. Is that not okay? 402 00:34:32,784 --> 00:34:36,357 No. I mean, yes. I mean, what about Sandy? 403 00:34:36,586 --> 00:34:40,092 She's busy preparing her prom queen speech. 404 00:34:40,122 --> 00:34:41,793 Couldn't take it. 405 00:34:41,824 --> 00:34:45,265 Plus I wanted to talk to you. 406 00:34:45,296 --> 00:34:46,932 Really? 407 00:34:46,964 --> 00:34:48,801 Sure. 408 00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:51,471 Yeah, the place- it looks really great. 409 00:34:51,503 --> 00:34:53,473 You do great work. 410 00:34:53,505 --> 00:34:55,308 You think so? 411 00:34:55,340 --> 00:34:57,043 Yeah. 412 00:34:57,075 --> 00:34:58,811 It's beautiful. 413 00:35:15,663 --> 00:35:19,972 Ungrateful little shits. 414 00:35:26,741 --> 00:35:28,444 Come on. 415 00:35:28,477 --> 00:35:31,647 - What if the teachers show up? - To the pool? 416 00:35:33,917 --> 00:35:35,754 Get 'em off. 417 00:35:57,442 --> 00:36:00,480 Come on! It's beautiful! 418 00:37:10,122 --> 00:37:13,329 - Rick. - Frederica. 419 00:37:13,359 --> 00:37:15,162 I want to fuck you. 420 00:37:15,195 --> 00:37:17,398 Wait, do you have a condom? 421 00:37:17,429 --> 00:37:20,034 I'll pull out. 422 00:37:22,568 --> 00:37:25,072 What? What's wrong? 423 00:37:26,406 --> 00:37:27,947 Are you on your period? 424 00:37:27,976 --> 00:37:29,680 No, I'm a virgin. 425 00:37:41,890 --> 00:37:43,827 - What- what now? - Fuck! 426 00:37:43,859 --> 00:37:45,964 My tooth. 427 00:37:46,997 --> 00:37:48,499 What the fuck? 428 00:37:48,531 --> 00:37:50,534 My God, help me! 429 00:37:50,566 --> 00:37:52,536 Stay away from me. 430 00:37:52,568 --> 00:37:54,270 Rick, help me. 431 00:37:54,302 --> 00:37:55,938 What is wrong with you? 432 00:37:55,939 --> 00:37:58,073 I bet my friends that you would be an easy fuck, 433 00:37:58,074 --> 00:38:00,680 not that you would be all fucked up! 434 00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:04,683 Help me! 435 00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:07,187 You bled in my mouth! 436 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:21,101 Frederica? 437 00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:24,840 Frederica, stop it! 438 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:28,743 Shit. 439 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:31,779 Frederica! 440 00:38:33,381 --> 00:38:35,484 Frederica! 441 00:38:36,984 --> 00:38:38,454 Shit. 442 00:39:08,685 --> 00:39:09,855 Fuck! 443 00:39:09,887 --> 00:39:11,925 He cleans up real good? 444 00:39:11,957 --> 00:39:13,794 Where did you get that? 445 00:39:14,025 --> 00:39:16,330 My mom got it down from the attic. 446 00:39:16,361 --> 00:39:18,997 Well, it's very dapper. 447 00:39:19,029 --> 00:39:20,833 Dapper? I like that. 448 00:39:25,139 --> 00:39:27,240 So should we just call it? 449 00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:29,307 Head over to D8D's and watch movies all night? 450 00:39:29,308 --> 00:39:30,777 Yeah, we should. 451 00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:35,149 Well, fuck that, motherfucker! 452 00:39:35,181 --> 00:39:38,254 We're gonna get laid tonight. I got a sure thing in there. 453 00:39:38,284 --> 00:39:40,590 Come on. This is it, baby- 454 00:39:40,591 --> 00:39:43,522 one last night to hate your life just a little bit fucking more. 455 00:39:43,523 --> 00:39:44,959 This is it, motherfucker. 456 00:39:44,993 --> 00:39:49,068 2 men going to prom together. It's exactly as it should be. 457 00:39:55,304 --> 00:39:58,709 Shit, man. Paperwork's never been my thing. 458 00:39:58,741 --> 00:40:02,248 Hey, careful with those files. 459 00:40:02,279 --> 00:40:04,851 Hey, I'm just the night guard. 460 00:40:04,852 --> 00:40:07,080 I don't know anything about any of that stuff. 461 00:40:07,081 --> 00:40:10,958 If this is about some kind of bookkeeping cover-up or whatever, 462 00:40:10,988 --> 00:40:12,691 I don't know nothing about that. 463 00:40:12,723 --> 00:40:14,258 Just, you know, say no. 464 00:40:14,292 --> 00:40:16,264 Hey, you haven't seen my application 465 00:40:16,265 --> 00:40:18,360 floating around at the station, have you? 466 00:40:18,361 --> 00:40:20,331 I sent one in like 6 months ago. 467 00:40:20,363 --> 00:40:23,335 - Hey, what's today? - Friday. 468 00:40:23,366 --> 00:40:24,903 No, the fucking date, man. 469 00:40:27,005 --> 00:40:29,477 Jesus! Shit! 470 00:40:33,245 --> 00:40:35,017 Daddy. 471 00:40:35,418 --> 00:40:37,250 You got another fucking beer, man? 472 00:40:37,251 --> 00:40:39,453 My secret stash. 473 00:40:41,453 --> 00:40:43,724 Yeah. All right. 474 00:40:43,756 --> 00:40:45,193 Yeah. 475 00:40:47,329 --> 00:40:48,963 Can I use your phone? 476 00:40:48,995 --> 00:40:50,799 Yeah, just dial 9, 477 00:40:50,831 --> 00:40:54,205 then you'll hear a dial tone, then you dial the area code 478 00:40:54,206 --> 00:40:56,937 and then your number. It's different than a regular phone. 479 00:40:56,938 --> 00:40:58,675 - Is it working? - Herman. 480 00:40:58,707 --> 00:41:00,877 It's me, Winston. 481 00:41:00,909 --> 00:41:03,381 Hey, man, I'm in some deep fucking shit down here. 482 00:41:03,410 --> 00:41:06,316 You gotta help me. Man, turn down the 'Sepulter' 483 00:41:06,349 --> 00:41:08,253 and listen to me, motherfucker! 484 00:41:08,285 --> 00:41:10,723 No, I'm fucking serious, man. 485 00:41:10,754 --> 00:41:13,357 - I- - Hey, these guys with you? 486 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,159 Hold on. 487 00:41:16,159 --> 00:41:17,929 No. 488 00:41:17,961 --> 00:41:20,097 Fuck, man! 489 00:41:21,430 --> 00:41:24,070 Now do me a fucking favor, Man. 490 00:41:24,103 --> 00:41:26,139 You gotta tell these motherfuckers 491 00:41:26,170 --> 00:41:29,277 that the water coming out of here is bad news. 492 00:41:29,308 --> 00:41:31,612 They cannot deliver it. Do you understand me? 493 00:41:31,642 --> 00:41:32,944 Why do I gotta tell them? 494 00:41:32,977 --> 00:41:35,316 Man, it's jurisdiction bullshit, you know? 495 00:41:35,348 --> 00:41:37,920 Beaurocracy. Okay. 496 00:41:37,951 --> 00:41:41,859 Look, man, you're gonna be a fucking hero for this. 497 00:41:42,191 --> 00:41:45,690 Now, what kind of pussy you're gonna get for this? 498 00:41:45,691 --> 00:41:47,862 Man, you're gonna get the sashimi. 499 00:41:47,894 --> 00:41:49,330 What's that? 500 00:41:49,363 --> 00:41:51,967 Man, that's the primo pussy, man- 501 00:41:51,997 --> 00:41:53,935 no smell. 502 00:41:53,967 --> 00:41:55,470 Fucking hero, man. 503 00:41:55,502 --> 00:41:57,941 Yeah. Thanks, man. 504 00:42:01,673 --> 00:42:03,510 The water here is bull- 505 00:42:58,371 --> 00:43:01,077 So where is your hot date? 506 00:43:01,108 --> 00:43:03,110 She's late. 507 00:43:05,879 --> 00:43:09,254 Or not fucking coming. 508 00:43:09,284 --> 00:43:11,756 I'm gonna go get some punch. 509 00:43:11,787 --> 00:43:14,391 Do you want some more? 510 00:43:14,423 --> 00:43:17,395 No, it tastes like someone pissed in it. 511 00:43:17,426 --> 00:43:20,132 I'm gonna go lower my standards. 512 00:43:32,809 --> 00:43:34,112 I can't find Rick! 513 00:43:34,144 --> 00:43:36,450 I am not gonna be embarrassed on that stage! 514 00:43:36,482 --> 00:43:37,949 I am the prom queen 515 00:43:37,981 --> 00:43:39,684 and he's the prom king! 516 00:43:39,716 --> 00:43:41,721 Why are you trying to ruin my life? 517 00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:44,624 Sandy, nobody's trying to ruin your life. 518 00:43:44,625 --> 00:43:46,290 Perhaps he's just in the boys' room. 519 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,530 Just calm down. 520 00:43:48,561 --> 00:43:50,531 Miss Hawker? 521 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:57,503 Guess who. 522 00:43:57,536 --> 00:43:58,907 Cassie? 523 00:43:58,939 --> 00:44:01,142 - It's me! - Cassie! 524 00:44:01,173 --> 00:44:03,044 - You're here! - I'm here! 525 00:44:03,076 --> 00:44:05,548 - Yeah, I changed my mind. - Have some punch. 526 00:44:05,579 --> 00:44:08,151 Thanks. Yeah, I thought about what you said today. 527 00:44:08,182 --> 00:44:11,453 I don't know, I just thought, you're right. You know? It's prom. 528 00:44:11,485 --> 00:44:14,490 That's so great. I'm so glad that you're here. 529 00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:16,827 - Great. - Hey, baby. 530 00:44:16,858 --> 00:44:20,632 Hey, John. Sweetheart, do you think you can give John and I a minute? 531 00:44:20,662 --> 00:44:24,103 Because I would really like to apologize to him too. 532 00:44:24,134 --> 00:44:25,936 - I'll just be a minute. - Okay. 533 00:44:25,968 --> 00:44:27,036 - Okay? - Yeah. 534 00:44:27,069 --> 00:44:28,704 I'll bring you a fresh cup. 535 00:44:28,737 --> 00:44:30,072 Bye, John. 536 00:44:37,481 --> 00:44:39,819 Are you trying to be an asshole? 537 00:44:39,850 --> 00:44:43,223 I told you to stay away from her. 538 00:44:43,224 --> 00:44:45,653 But you couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? 539 00:44:45,654 --> 00:44:48,962 Could you? 540 00:44:48,963 --> 00:44:52,362 You want to know something about the girl of your dreams over there? 541 00:44:52,363 --> 00:44:55,471 Not only is she here with me and not you, 542 00:44:55,501 --> 00:44:57,537 but I'm gonna be fucking her tonight. 543 00:44:57,538 --> 00:44:59,670 I'm gonna take her home and I'm gonna fuck her 544 00:44:59,671 --> 00:45:01,709 every which way I want because I can. 545 00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:04,914 And no matter what I do, she's always gonna come back to me. 546 00:45:04,945 --> 00:45:07,146 What do you think about that? 547 00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:13,493 What? 548 00:45:13,821 --> 00:45:15,692 Do you like that, faggot? 549 00:45:15,722 --> 00:45:17,491 Stop this! 550 00:45:17,523 --> 00:45:20,330 Fuck you, man! Fuck you, man! 551 00:45:20,362 --> 00:45:22,132 - Fuck you! - What did you do? 552 00:45:22,133 --> 00:45:24,263 - Cassie, I didn't do anything. - That's a lie! 553 00:45:24,264 --> 00:45:26,902 You did something. Why do you always have to fight? 554 00:45:26,934 --> 00:45:28,338 Asshole! 555 00:45:28,371 --> 00:45:30,541 You hit like your fucking boyfriend. 556 00:45:33,908 --> 00:45:35,980 I didn't fucking do anything! 557 00:45:36,013 --> 00:45:38,384 This is bullshit! He fucking started it! 558 00:45:38,385 --> 00:45:40,483 Watch your mouth! This is the second time today 559 00:45:40,484 --> 00:45:42,017 I've had to deal with this nonsense from you. 560 00:45:42,018 --> 00:45:44,654 You're out of here. I will not tolerate this barbaric behavior- 561 00:45:44,655 --> 00:45:47,694 - Are you fucking blind? He started it! - Out out! 562 00:45:47,723 --> 00:45:51,630 I am out! I can't get any more out than this! 563 00:45:52,897 --> 00:45:55,702 School sucks! 564 00:45:55,733 --> 00:45:58,104 John, wait! 565 00:45:58,136 --> 00:46:00,206 Will you wait? Wait! 566 00:46:02,841 --> 00:46:04,843 Jesus Christ. 567 00:46:51,027 --> 00:46:52,033 John! 568 00:46:52,527 --> 00:46:54,134 John, will you wait? 569 00:46:54,664 --> 00:46:57,070 Will you just wait? John! 570 00:46:57,101 --> 00:46:59,638 What, Cassie? What? What do you want? 571 00:46:59,639 --> 00:47:01,304 - I'm just sorry. - You're sorry? 572 00:47:01,305 --> 00:47:03,091 You're sorry for what? You're sorry that I get blamed for everything 573 00:47:03,144 --> 00:47:05,477 or you're sorry that your boyfriend's a fucking asshole? 574 00:47:05,878 --> 00:47:09,414 Or you're sorry that you're too stupid to tell the difference? 575 00:47:09,415 --> 00:47:10,419 Is that it? 576 00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:13,753 You gotta be a little clearer with me tonight 577 00:47:13,754 --> 00:47:15,554 because I've got a bit of a headache! 578 00:47:15,555 --> 00:47:18,192 - John! - Fuck you! 579 00:47:18,224 --> 00:47:21,965 He is the worst human being in this fucking school, 580 00:47:21,994 --> 00:47:24,966 and you are the best. 581 00:47:24,997 --> 00:47:26,468 Now how does that work? 582 00:47:29,936 --> 00:47:32,106 No, I want to know about that process- 583 00:47:32,139 --> 00:47:33,741 what goes through your head. 584 00:47:33,774 --> 00:47:37,182 How you can not like me, someone you've known for your entire life, 585 00:47:37,183 --> 00:47:39,414 someone who would treat you like an absolute queen, 586 00:47:39,415 --> 00:47:42,619 and instead go for that piece of shit back there. 587 00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:44,488 Why? 588 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,026 Because he's rich? Because he's popular? 589 00:47:47,056 --> 00:47:50,327 I mean, Jesus, Cassie, you're not even poor. 590 00:47:50,359 --> 00:47:52,664 I mean, how obvious does it have to be? 591 00:47:52,695 --> 00:47:55,101 You would have to be practically retarded 592 00:47:55,132 --> 00:47:57,334 not to see that I'm in love with you. 593 00:47:57,366 --> 00:47:59,002 Everybody sees it. 594 00:47:59,034 --> 00:48:01,808 Marc sees it. 595 00:48:01,839 --> 00:48:05,544 Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is? 596 00:48:05,575 --> 00:48:07,279 No. 597 00:48:07,311 --> 00:48:09,650 No, of course you don't. 598 00:48:09,682 --> 00:48:12,053 I'm done with it. It's over. 599 00:48:12,083 --> 00:48:14,922 I can't take it anymore, Cassie. 600 00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:23,931 Hey, kids, you're gonna have to get back inside. 601 00:48:23,932 --> 00:48:26,097 Yo, we're having a conversation here, asshole. 602 00:48:26,098 --> 00:48:27,935 Not anymore. It's over. 603 00:48:27,936 --> 00:48:30,469 You need to get your girlfriend and take her back inside. 604 00:48:30,470 --> 00:48:33,071 That's not my girlfriend, all right, man? I'm going home. 605 00:48:33,072 --> 00:48:35,913 Stop! 606 00:48:35,944 --> 00:48:38,079 Get inside now! 607 00:48:38,110 --> 00:48:39,546 All right. 608 00:48:44,285 --> 00:48:46,555 - What the hell was that? - I don't know. 609 00:48:48,591 --> 00:48:51,063 I have a bad feeling. We gotta get out of here. 610 00:48:51,093 --> 00:48:52,497 Go. 611 00:49:43,817 --> 00:49:45,486 Who are they? 612 00:49:51,425 --> 00:49:54,298 I don't know. 613 00:49:54,329 --> 00:49:57,636 But I don't think that they're cops. 614 00:49:57,667 --> 00:50:00,806 Now I need you to go in there and get Alex, okay? 615 00:50:00,836 --> 00:50:03,508 No matter what he says, you get him out of there. 616 00:50:03,509 --> 00:50:05,540 You drag him by the hair if you have to, okay? 617 00:50:05,541 --> 00:50:07,410 Okay. But what about everyone else? 618 00:50:07,411 --> 00:50:09,445 I'm gonna tell Principal St. Clair what's going on, 619 00:50:09,446 --> 00:50:11,547 but I'm not staying here any longer than that. 620 00:50:11,548 --> 00:50:13,751 No matter what he says, we're getting out of here, okay? 621 00:50:13,752 --> 00:50:15,087 Okay. 622 00:50:24,863 --> 00:50:27,467 - Alex! Alex! - Cassie, have you seen John? 623 00:50:27,498 --> 00:50:30,672 You've got to come outside with me right now, okay? 624 00:50:30,704 --> 00:50:34,477 You just fucking cockblocked me. 625 00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:45,922 Okay. Don't get kicked out of prom. Just come with me. 626 00:50:45,954 --> 00:50:47,790 - All right. - God! 627 00:51:03,006 --> 00:51:05,344 Well, well, well. 628 00:51:05,375 --> 00:51:06,844 It is time 629 00:51:07,176 --> 00:51:09,646 to announce the prom king 630 00:51:09,678 --> 00:51:12,183 and the prom queen! 631 00:51:17,855 --> 00:51:20,294 Freak! 632 00:51:29,199 --> 00:51:31,469 God, what is taking him so long? 633 00:51:31,470 --> 00:51:35,107 So what are you talking about? There's dead bodies in here or something? 634 00:51:35,108 --> 00:51:37,110 You're not listening to me! 635 00:51:37,111 --> 00:51:38,610 I've had more than enough of this from you! 636 00:51:38,611 --> 00:51:40,246 - I told you to go home. - Back off! 637 00:51:40,278 --> 00:51:43,050 All right? Now there's a dead body in the pool 638 00:51:43,051 --> 00:51:45,115 and there's people surrounding the school! 639 00:51:45,116 --> 00:51:46,619 All right? Do something! 640 00:51:46,620 --> 00:51:48,520 Come on, boy, what kind of fool do you take me for? 641 00:51:48,521 --> 00:51:50,555 Principal St. Clair, there are people with guns outside- 642 00:51:50,556 --> 00:51:52,192 men in vans with guns! Will you just look? 643 00:51:52,193 --> 00:51:53,494 All right, wait a minute. 644 00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:55,632 Stay right here. Do not move. 645 00:51:55,663 --> 00:51:57,432 Go! 646 00:51:58,632 --> 00:52:01,337 What the hell is going on? 647 00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:03,873 They locked the doors! 648 00:52:03,905 --> 00:52:06,143 Wait, what? We're fucking trapped? 649 00:52:06,174 --> 00:52:08,347 What's going on out there? 650 00:52:11,548 --> 00:52:13,518 I'm the principal of this school! 651 00:52:13,550 --> 00:52:15,586 I demand to know what's going on. 652 00:52:35,406 --> 00:52:38,913 Who is that girl? Why is everyone looking at her? 653 00:52:38,944 --> 00:52:41,050 This is supposed to be my big night! 654 00:53:29,835 --> 00:53:32,305 Help me. 655 00:53:33,337 --> 00:53:35,039 Help me! 656 00:53:36,073 --> 00:53:37,575 Help. 657 00:54:05,097 --> 00:54:09,909 What, is this fucking terrorism or something? 658 00:54:09,910 --> 00:54:11,380 Why'd they lock us in? 659 00:54:11,411 --> 00:54:13,765 We just need to find a phone- we need to get help. 660 00:54:13,766 --> 00:54:15,849 No, we need to get out of here before they can lock all the doors. 661 00:54:15,850 --> 00:54:17,553 Art room has outside doors. 662 00:54:17,554 --> 00:54:19,586 No, the auditorium's way better 'cause it leads out back. 663 00:54:19,587 --> 00:54:22,994 What, is this contagious? Did you see that guy's fucking face? 664 00:54:22,995 --> 00:54:25,392 I don't know, man. You don't look sick. Neither do you. 665 00:54:25,393 --> 00:54:26,494 What the fuck? 666 00:54:26,495 --> 00:54:29,531 Last time I checked kids were taking trench coats to school, 667 00:54:29,532 --> 00:54:31,501 not fucking biological weapons! 668 00:54:50,487 --> 00:54:52,492 - My back. - Okay, all right. 669 00:54:53,891 --> 00:54:55,628 We need to get out of here. 670 00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:57,664 They're here! They're here! 671 00:55:16,483 --> 00:55:18,486 - Look. - What? 672 00:55:27,162 --> 00:55:28,536 No, no... 673 00:55:29,363 --> 00:55:30,835 Fuck. 674 00:55:30,865 --> 00:55:33,672 No, no, no... 675 00:55:33,703 --> 00:55:36,107 Stupid fucking bitch. 676 00:55:36,139 --> 00:55:37,441 That fucking bitch. 677 00:55:39,407 --> 00:55:41,980 Fucking bitch. 678 00:55:42,011 --> 00:55:44,017 Fucking... 679 00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:45,216 Fuck. 680 00:55:45,249 --> 00:55:47,542 What do I fucking do? Don't fucking look at it. 681 00:55:47,551 --> 00:55:49,387 What the fuck? 682 00:55:49,419 --> 00:55:50,923 God. 683 00:55:50,924 --> 00:55:52,589 I need to go to the fucking library. 684 00:55:52,590 --> 00:55:55,758 I need to get those medical books- those books you always use, right? 685 00:55:55,759 --> 00:55:57,831 - Fuck! - It's not an STD! 686 00:55:57,863 --> 00:56:00,401 You need a doctor, not a book! Cassie! 687 00:56:00,433 --> 00:56:01,935 Cassie! 688 00:56:18,819 --> 00:56:21,088 Something is wrong. 689 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,893 Something is very wrong. 690 00:56:27,060 --> 00:56:29,031 I had the baby. 691 00:56:29,063 --> 00:56:32,839 Please help me, please! 692 00:56:33,969 --> 00:56:36,474 - I- I can't help you. - Please! 693 00:56:36,504 --> 00:56:40,578 - You're sick, I can't- - My baby! I don't know what to do! 694 00:56:55,192 --> 00:56:56,996 Please! 695 00:56:59,329 --> 00:57:01,467 Get away from me! Get away from me! 696 00:57:01,498 --> 00:57:03,738 Get away from me! 697 00:57:06,037 --> 00:57:07,806 Don't come any closer! 698 00:57:07,838 --> 00:57:11,513 Don't move, please! 699 00:57:11,543 --> 00:57:15,953 - Please, please... - Oh, God! Oh, God! 700 00:57:21,022 --> 00:57:22,759 God. 701 00:57:22,791 --> 00:57:24,561 Cassie! 702 00:57:58,495 --> 00:58:01,299 Get the fuck down, man! Get your ass out of sight. 703 00:58:01,331 --> 00:58:04,706 No, man! What's your problem? 704 00:58:04,735 --> 00:58:07,707 I'm a fucking chick magnet, man. 705 00:58:07,708 --> 00:58:09,907 And this fucking world's coming to an end, 706 00:58:09,908 --> 00:58:11,911 and we gotta get the fuck out of Dodge. 707 00:58:11,912 --> 00:58:13,211 No, don't do this to me, man. 708 00:58:13,212 --> 00:58:15,578 I just came down here to pick your silly ass up, man. 709 00:58:15,579 --> 00:58:17,584 What is this, man? 710 00:58:18,115 --> 00:58:20,554 Light beer. You are pathetic. 711 00:58:20,585 --> 00:58:22,056 Take that back. 712 00:58:22,088 --> 00:58:24,392 Listen, man, I got everything figured out. 713 00:58:24,424 --> 00:58:26,896 I got my paperwork out of that fucking office. 714 00:58:26,927 --> 00:58:29,733 They're not even gonna know I was ever here, man. 715 00:58:29,734 --> 00:58:31,630 Yeah, well, I hate to rain on your parade- 716 00:58:31,631 --> 00:58:34,399 you just don't quit the police force without somebody noticing, man. 717 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:35,635 You ever think about that? 718 00:58:35,636 --> 00:58:37,970 Up until this afternoon I was a fucking cop, remember? 719 00:58:37,971 --> 00:58:40,010 I know how this fucking bullshit works. 720 00:58:40,011 --> 00:58:42,209 I got it all covered. Just get the fuck out of here. 721 00:58:42,210 --> 00:58:45,447 You sure about this, Charlie, man? This is gonna be a mighty tall order. 722 00:58:45,448 --> 00:58:47,753 Let's roll, man. It's cool. 723 00:58:47,783 --> 00:58:49,452 All right then. 724 00:58:51,685 --> 00:58:53,288 Where are we headed? 725 01:00:17,449 --> 01:00:18,985 Come on. 726 01:00:39,641 --> 01:00:41,210 Are those gunshots? 727 01:00:41,241 --> 01:00:42,643 Come on. 728 01:00:51,754 --> 01:00:53,223 Please be quiet. 729 01:00:53,255 --> 01:00:55,359 My-- my legs! 730 01:00:55,391 --> 01:00:57,326 They're going out! 731 01:00:57,358 --> 01:00:58,695 I made it! 732 01:00:58,727 --> 01:01:01,230 Please, please help me! 733 01:01:01,263 --> 01:01:03,434 Help me! 734 01:01:05,433 --> 01:01:06,470 I made it! 735 01:01:07,301 --> 01:01:08,775 I made it! 736 01:01:09,805 --> 01:01:13,747 Please! Please help me! 737 01:01:26,089 --> 01:01:27,793 Please! 738 01:02:05,366 --> 01:02:07,369 - Alex! - Alex! 739 01:02:11,973 --> 01:02:15,614 Shit! He's not here! He's in the library. 740 01:02:15,615 --> 01:02:18,011 He's sick, all right? Whatever it is, he's got it 741 01:02:18,012 --> 01:02:20,482 and he's convinced that he can save himself if he knows what it is. 742 01:02:20,483 --> 01:02:22,685 He thinks I can help him. I can't fucking help him! 743 01:02:22,686 --> 01:02:25,691 Fuck! I never should have let him go! 744 01:02:26,923 --> 01:02:29,261 You know I can't leave him? You know that? 745 01:02:29,293 --> 01:02:31,030 Let's just go and get him then. 746 01:03:03,598 --> 01:03:06,636 - Hey. Hey. - John. 747 01:03:06,667 --> 01:03:09,506 Have you seen my date? 'Cause I'd like to give her 748 01:03:09,537 --> 01:03:11,140 some of my mind. 749 01:03:31,627 --> 01:03:33,330 No! 750 01:03:35,499 --> 01:03:37,270 Doors, doors! 751 01:03:37,302 --> 01:03:39,138 Cassie, please! Come on, it's me! 752 01:03:39,169 --> 01:03:42,241 - Hey, hey! - Don't fucking touch me, John! 753 01:03:42,273 --> 01:03:45,046 - Cassie! - It's a skin disease, man. 754 01:03:45,077 --> 01:03:47,245 It's a skin disease. 755 01:03:47,277 --> 01:03:51,353 They're in the building. You gotta get out of here! 756 01:03:51,354 --> 01:03:53,619 - You gotta get out of here. - Cassie, open the door! 757 01:03:53,620 --> 01:03:56,994 You gotta get out of here. They're shooting people, John. 758 01:03:59,125 --> 01:04:02,097 Open the doors right now! 759 01:04:02,128 --> 01:04:03,696 Open them! 760 01:04:03,730 --> 01:04:06,403 Cassie? Cassie? 761 01:04:06,404 --> 01:04:08,603 - Come on, it's me! - I can't. You might be sick. 762 01:04:08,604 --> 01:04:11,742 No, no! I'm not sick. I'm fine. Please! 763 01:04:11,772 --> 01:04:15,045 Please! Open the fucking door right now. 764 01:04:15,046 --> 01:04:17,445 Do you hear me? Are you listening to what I'm saying? 765 01:04:17,446 --> 01:04:19,781 Open this door right now! 766 01:04:19,813 --> 01:04:22,887 Will you fucking shut up? Go away! 767 01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:24,587 Open the door. 768 01:04:28,558 --> 01:04:29,993 I can't! 769 01:04:29,994 --> 01:04:33,061 Look on the bright side, John- if I hadn't made you go to prom, 770 01:04:33,062 --> 01:04:35,834 you wouldn't have ended up with the girl of your dreams. 771 01:04:37,131 --> 01:04:40,742 Cassie, do you hear me? Are you listening to what I'm saying? 772 01:04:40,773 --> 01:04:43,344 You open this door right now! 773 01:04:45,442 --> 01:04:50,187 Cassie, please come on. You gotta open this door. You gotta let me in. 774 01:04:51,981 --> 01:04:53,350 Now! 775 01:04:55,488 --> 01:04:57,825 Cassie, please come on. Listen, I can help you. 776 01:04:57,826 --> 01:05:00,058 Listen to what I'm saying to you. This is me here. 777 01:05:00,059 --> 01:05:01,462 I can help you. 778 01:05:46,945 --> 01:05:48,947 Let's go. 779 01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,184 Come on! 780 01:06:01,561 --> 01:06:04,094 No one's being allowed through. The road's closed. 781 01:06:04,097 --> 01:06:05,631 It's an emergency situation. 782 01:06:05,632 --> 01:06:07,666 Come on, pal. We're already late for the wedding. 783 01:06:07,667 --> 01:06:09,771 - Cut us some slack. - No can do. 784 01:06:09,802 --> 01:06:13,710 Strict orders. You need to turn around and head back right now. 785 01:06:14,039 --> 01:06:16,811 This is fucked, man. We gotta get out of here. 786 01:06:16,842 --> 01:06:19,617 Don't worry about it, cousin. I'll handle this. 787 01:06:22,616 --> 01:06:25,455 Excuse me, officer? 788 01:06:25,486 --> 01:06:28,993 Why don't you step into my office for a minute? 789 01:06:29,024 --> 01:06:30,994 Listen, I'm a businessman 790 01:06:31,026 --> 01:06:34,800 and what do you say we work something out, okay? 791 01:06:36,197 --> 01:06:37,934 Butterfingers. 792 01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,156 Move it now! 793 01:06:59,925 --> 01:07:01,394 Where are we going? 794 01:07:01,426 --> 01:07:03,730 I need you to do something for me. 795 01:07:19,311 --> 01:07:20,980 It's gonna go really fast 796 01:07:21,013 --> 01:07:24,355 and then I'm gonna go into shock, okay? 797 01:07:24,385 --> 01:07:25,987 You're gonna have to do this. 798 01:07:28,388 --> 01:07:29,857 Okay? 799 01:08:19,210 --> 01:08:21,013 What I said before? 800 01:08:21,046 --> 01:08:23,417 I didn't mean it. 801 01:08:23,448 --> 01:08:25,052 Yeah, you did. 802 01:08:35,563 --> 01:08:37,133 Move, motherfucker! 803 01:08:37,166 --> 01:08:39,836 I'm gonna crack your fucking skull, bitch! 804 01:08:39,866 --> 01:08:42,805 Do you fucking hear me? Okay? 805 01:08:42,836 --> 01:08:44,808 Put your fucking head down, man! 806 01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:47,111 Fuckin' hit me, motherfucker! 807 01:08:47,143 --> 01:08:48,476 Yeah, come on, man! 808 01:08:48,508 --> 01:08:51,081 Yeah, yeah! You gettin' warm, motherfucker! 809 01:08:51,082 --> 01:08:53,347 I gave you everything! You were nothing before me! 810 01:08:53,348 --> 01:08:57,255 You think you can just drop me because you fucking feel like it? 811 01:08:57,286 --> 01:08:59,924 What about my feelings? 812 01:08:59,956 --> 01:09:03,530 What the fuck? What the fuck? Feelings! 813 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:06,166 How could you fucking do this to me? 814 01:09:06,397 --> 01:09:08,601 I fucking loved you! 815 01:09:08,632 --> 01:09:11,472 - Cassie! - You don't break up with me! 816 01:09:11,503 --> 01:09:14,809 Nobody breaks up with me! Okay? 817 01:09:14,839 --> 01:09:17,678 What the fuck does he have that I don't? 818 01:09:17,709 --> 01:09:20,646 I want to fucking know! Do it, bitch! 819 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,411 Just a little bit further. You've gotta get up. 820 01:10:18,441 --> 01:10:20,746 I lost too much blood. 821 01:10:20,778 --> 01:10:22,682 You've got to get out of here. 822 01:10:22,714 --> 01:10:24,451 Go, go. 823 01:10:24,483 --> 01:10:26,786 Just come on, come on. You're gonna be fine. 824 01:10:26,818 --> 01:10:28,788 - You gotta go. - No. 825 01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:32,194 - Get up. - He's there! Get him on the horn! 826 01:10:32,225 --> 01:10:35,965 No. John, we've got to go. We gotta go. 827 01:10:35,994 --> 01:10:38,033 Come on, come on... 828 01:10:41,933 --> 01:10:44,806 No, no, no! 829 01:10:44,838 --> 01:10:48,413 No, no... 830 01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:52,113 Go, go, go! 831 01:10:52,146 --> 01:10:55,987 Go! Run! 832 01:10:57,018 --> 01:10:58,226 Run! 833 01:10:59,287 --> 01:11:02,093 Run! Fuck you! 834 01:11:39,397 --> 01:11:43,441 Somebody! Please! Please! 835 01:11:43,471 --> 01:11:46,708 Please, help me! Please! 836 01:11:46,739 --> 01:11:50,113 Stop the car! Please! Please! 837 01:11:50,144 --> 01:11:52,984 Please stop the car! Please, please! 838 01:11:53,014 --> 01:11:55,584 Stop, stop! Please! 839 01:11:55,615 --> 01:11:57,151 What seems to be the trouble? 840 01:11:57,152 --> 01:11:59,386 I need to go to the hospital. Please help me, please! 841 01:11:59,387 --> 01:12:01,755 What the fuck happened? Your old man kicked you around? 842 01:12:01,756 --> 01:12:04,594 No, I just need to go to the hospital, you guys! Please! 843 01:12:04,625 --> 01:12:06,428 - Come on in. - Please! 844 01:12:08,729 --> 01:12:11,468 This is my cousin Herman and I'm Winston. 845 01:12:11,469 --> 01:12:13,634 Thank you. Winston, can we just please get out of here? 846 01:12:13,635 --> 01:12:15,604 - Please? Please? - Fuckin' A! 847 01:12:15,636 --> 01:12:17,207 Hit it, Herman. 848 01:12:22,090 --> 01:12:28,090 Subtitles: Arigon 849 01:13:05,762 --> 01:13:07,662 Break a leg, whore. 850 01:13:07,694 --> 01:13:09,464 Fuck you, troll. 851 01:13:13,135 --> 01:13:16,607 And don't touch my stuff, bitch. 852 01:13:44,536 --> 01:13:46,037 That is hot. 853 01:14:09,830 --> 01:14:13,102 I think that chick goes to my kid's high school. 854 01:14:13,133 --> 01:14:16,474 Man, that's fucking hot. 855 01:14:16,505 --> 01:14:18,775 Yeah, right? 856 01:14:24,913 --> 01:14:25,966 Yeah. 857 01:14:27,518 --> 01:14:29,454 Yeah! 858 01:15:41,430 --> 01:15:44,103 I'd still fuck her. 859 01:15:44,134 --> 01:15:45,904 No doubt. 860 01:15:56,114 --> 01:15:58,618 Honey, how old are you? 861 01:15:58,650 --> 01:16:01,189 Old enough. 862 01:16:04,290 --> 01:16:06,127 Excuse me. 863 01:16:06,159 --> 01:16:08,295 You okay? 864 01:16:08,327 --> 01:16:09,862 Honey, you- 865 01:16:09,894 --> 01:16:13,368 you just make me so hot. 866 01:16:21,645 --> 01:16:22,777 What the fuck? 867 01:16:25,278 --> 01:16:27,015 Fucking bitch. 868 01:16:27,047 --> 01:16:28,419 God. 869 01:16:38,127 --> 01:16:39,126 Hey. 870 01:16:40,127 --> 01:16:42,066 The song wasn't over. 871 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:47,004 Fucking whores. 872 01:25:54,005 --> 01:25:55,509 Prom blows.