1 00:00:02,899 --> 00:00:03,899 Hi. 2 00:00:04,180 --> 00:00:05,180 Hi. 3 00:00:05,980 --> 00:00:06,980 Well, I'm Nicole. 4 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:08,219 Hi, Christine. 5 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:10,800 And who's this little cutie? 6 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,520 Oh, well, that's Dominic. 7 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:13,800 Hi, Dominic. 8 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,340 Don't mind him. He's just a little addicted. 9 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:26,240 My Jessica's in with Dr. Nagel. 10 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,120 I hope it doesn't take too long. I'm supposed to meet my husband at his 11 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,120 restaurant for lunch. 12 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,100 Oh, I'll get you a card. 13 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,720 Oh, come by sometime. That card will get you free calzone. 14 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:39,960 Oh, thanks. 15 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:44,100 Brad's Italian cuisine. We're always mobbed, but not like that. 16 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:50,900 You know, he'd been talking about opening his own restaurant for like ten 17 00:00:50,980 --> 00:00:54,200 but he wasn't really doing anything about it. And I am not the kind of 18 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,880 who's just going to let someone sit there. Oh, clearly. 19 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:01,120 Well, so I called the bank and had them send over information on business loans. 20 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,640 Six weeks later, he opened his restaurant. 21 00:01:04,739 --> 00:01:05,740 Men, huh? 22 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:07,560 It's a good thing they have us to nudge them along. 23 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,360 Well, my husband and I try not to tell each other what to do. 24 00:01:11,220 --> 00:01:11,999 Dominic, Dr. 25 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Nagel is ready for you now. 26 00:01:13,220 --> 00:01:14,220 Come on, Dominic. 27 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,360 Dominic! 28 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:21,640 Where am I? 29 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:00,340 I assumed you'd be dressed by noon. 30 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:03,140 I would have, but it's laundry day. 31 00:02:03,460 --> 00:02:04,460 You did the laundry? 32 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,780 Well, no, but I wanted to make sure everything was in the basket for you. 33 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,780 Greg, you remember Bernice from down the street? Hi. 34 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:17,380 Hello. I was just taking my walk and I saw Kim had her hands full with Sammy 35 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:20,100 the groceries. Thank you so much for your help, Bernice. 36 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,880 Greg, would you play with Sammy out in the back while I unload the groceries? 37 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,140 Kim, I was going to watch the game. 38 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:26,420 I could do it. 39 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:29,050 I could play with him out back if you want. 40 00:02:29,970 --> 00:02:33,810 Oh, that is so nice, but I couldn't ask you to do that. We didn't ask him. She 41 00:02:33,810 --> 00:02:34,810 offered. Oh. 42 00:02:36,070 --> 00:02:38,010 Please, I would love it. 43 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:40,610 Besides, Greg, you should enjoy your Saturday. 44 00:02:41,070 --> 00:02:43,950 I know you must work hard all week. Yes, I do. 45 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:47,310 I do. 46 00:02:47,570 --> 00:02:49,030 I work hard all week. 47 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:51,750 Let's go, Sammy. 48 00:02:52,430 --> 00:02:54,050 Oh, how nice. 49 00:02:54,330 --> 00:02:55,410 Thanks, Bernice. 50 00:02:58,529 --> 00:03:01,130 Oh. Did you hear when she said I worked hard all week? 51 00:03:02,890 --> 00:03:04,050 Yes, I heard her. 52 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:06,710 Do you think I work hard all week? 53 00:03:07,850 --> 00:03:08,850 Yes, Greg. 54 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:11,090 I think you work hard. 55 00:03:11,770 --> 00:03:13,270 I think about it all the time. 56 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:16,830 When I'm doing the laundry, when I'm cleaning the house, when I'm taking 57 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,370 to the doctor, when I'm grocery shopping. 58 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,390 It's all I think about. 59 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,360 as long as you think about it. 60 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:34,980 Jimmy, I need to ask you something. 61 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:36,880 Shoot. Are you happy? 62 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:38,500 I'm happy. 63 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:42,780 Oh, I got it. I can be happier. 64 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,360 All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 65 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,200 Take it easy, Turbo. I'm not talking about that. 66 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:48,460 Oh, sorry. 67 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:52,840 Jimmy. 68 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,780 Is there something that you've always wanted to do? 69 00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:58,000 Make up your mind, Christine. Pants on, pants off. 70 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:03,640 Look, I met this annoying woman in the doctor's office today who thinks it's a 71 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,920 wife's job to push her husband toward a dream. 72 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,760 That's crazy. I don't want some naggy wife. You know, we're not that kind of a 73 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:13,160 couple. Well, yeah, I know. That's what I thought. But, I mean, then I was 74 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:16,440 thinking about how you pushed me into finally going back to school and what a 75 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:17,440 good thing that is. 76 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:20,940 Yeah, you know, now might be a good time to thank me. Will you stop it? 77 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:29,920 Look, you pushed me. Maybe I need to start pushing you back. I mean, is there 78 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,440 anything that you've always wanted to do that you're not doing? 79 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:34,940 With your pants on. 80 00:04:37,380 --> 00:04:38,520 Nope, can't think of anything. 81 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,640 Oh, come on, Jimmy. There must be something. 82 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,420 Well, I mean, there was that one dream I always talked about back in high 83 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:47,220 school. Oh, good. What is it? 84 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:51,260 You know, being an umpire. I always dreamed about being a baseball umpire. 85 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:53,280 how come you never went for it? 86 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:55,210 Because you told me it was stupid. 87 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:58,290 I did not. 88 00:04:58,410 --> 00:05:01,270 Yes, you did. You told me it was the dumbest idea you ever heard. 89 00:05:02,910 --> 00:05:05,610 So what, you just gave up on it because I said it was stupid? 90 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:09,490 Well, yeah. I mean, you're always the smarter one. I figured you were just 91 00:05:09,490 --> 00:05:10,490 about my future. 92 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:14,310 Oh, so I guess if I told you to jump off a bridge, you would have done it. 93 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:15,930 Remember junior prom? 94 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:20,930 Jump, Jimmy, jump. I bet the water's deep enough. 95 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:27,450 Okay, so I was wrong about the umpire thing, Jimmy, but if you still want to 96 00:05:27,450 --> 00:05:29,010 it, I think you should go for it. 97 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:31,510 What? I think you should be an umpire. 98 00:05:33,610 --> 00:05:34,610 Okay. 99 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:37,230 Hello, 100 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:39,490 Dodger Stadium? It's Jimmy. 101 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:42,790 I'd like to umpire tomorrow's game. 102 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,590 Okay, see you at seven. 103 00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:49,290 Thanks. I don't know why I didn't make that call before. 104 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:55,330 Come on, Jimmy. I mean, you could do this if you just tried. I mean, maybe 105 00:05:55,330 --> 00:05:58,610 could start with some high school games or something. Christine, I have a job. I 106 00:05:58,610 --> 00:05:59,610 have two kids. 107 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:03,430 Maybe when I was 18, but it's too late now. No, no, no, no. It's not too late. 108 00:06:03,490 --> 00:06:04,490 It's not too late. Do it. 109 00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:05,990 Why is this so important to you? 110 00:06:06,590 --> 00:06:11,850 Because, Jimmy, I mean, one of these days you're going to wake up and you're 111 00:06:11,850 --> 00:06:13,970 going to resent me for this, okay? And I don't want that. 112 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:16,690 I also don't want to live with this guilt either. 113 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:21,090 Well, look, I'm sorry that you feel guilty about it, but I'm not going to go 114 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:23,810 around. Making a fool out of myself just to make you feel better. 115 00:06:24,430 --> 00:06:28,150 Jimmy, I just think that if you call... Christine, Christine, okay? What's done 116 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:29,049 is done. 117 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:31,630 And the truth is, I have another dream now. 118 00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:33,970 To take a nap and have a dream. 119 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:37,930 And now you're standing in the way of that one, too. 120 00:06:40,670 --> 00:06:46,190 Oh, my God, that is so amazing. Oh, my God. 121 00:06:48,690 --> 00:06:51,150 That is the best sandwich I've ever tasted. 122 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,479 What's going on? 123 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:56,580 Bernice dropped by and just made me the best sandwich. Oh, but I brought stuff 124 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,860 home for lunch. I was going to make sloppy joes. 125 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,040 But Bernice made turkey sandwiches. 126 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,580 Fresh roasted turkey. 127 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:07,340 With a little cranberry and homemade basil mayonnaise. 128 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,720 I thought you didn't like mayonnaise. 129 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,240 I like basil mayonnaise. 130 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,420 But at least I brought you the cheese doodles that you like. 131 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:18,960 Oh, my potato chips are done. 132 00:07:21,450 --> 00:07:22,710 She makes her own potato chips. 133 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:25,570 Yeah, I got that. 134 00:07:27,930 --> 00:07:31,310 Oh, Greg, I thought I told you to run the dishwasher when it was full. 135 00:07:31,670 --> 00:07:35,350 It's not full. You can still get some stuff in there. I cannot. It's 136 00:07:35,350 --> 00:07:39,890 full. Oh, of course you can. You just need to organize it a little better. 137 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:44,350 See? 138 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:46,890 See? 139 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:49,710 And speaking of making room. 140 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,410 Who's ready for peach cup? 141 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:52,770 I am, I am. 142 00:07:58,150 --> 00:08:02,490 Take it easy, Bernice. Thanks for the great sweater. 143 00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:06,930 She's nice. 144 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:07,950 Yeah, really. 145 00:08:12,010 --> 00:08:14,430 What is that, Angora? Stop touching me. Sorry. 146 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:22,190 Stop it. 147 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:24,950 Sorry, man. It's just, it's like so soft. 148 00:08:25,510 --> 00:08:28,670 Jimmy, I forgot to tell you, Christine called about an hour ago to remind you 149 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:30,250 pick up the dry cleaning. Okay, thanks. 150 00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:35,010 So are you going to go pick up the dry cleaning? 151 00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:36,570 Nope. 152 00:08:37,570 --> 00:08:38,710 Won't Christine be mad? 153 00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:43,250 Listen, Christine's been driving herself crazy because years ago she convinced 154 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:47,950 me not to pursue my dream of being a baseball umpire. And now she's sick with 155 00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:48,950 guilt. 156 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:50,930 So I can do whatever I want, man. 157 00:08:52,510 --> 00:08:53,750 I got a free pass. 158 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:57,150 Nice. Yeah, man. I hit the jackpot. 159 00:08:57,450 --> 00:09:01,550 It's like she destroyed my dream and nothing competes with that. It's like 160 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:02,550 dishes in the sink. 161 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:03,810 Destroy my dream. 162 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:05,950 Forget to hang up my clothes. 163 00:09:06,390 --> 00:09:07,390 Destroy my dream. 164 00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:09,530 Forget to replace the toilet paper. 165 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:13,330 You know what? Why don't you use the cardboard roll, baby? And if it hurts a 166 00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:16,470 little, why don't you think about how much it hurt when you destroyed my 167 00:09:18,510 --> 00:09:19,510 It's too bad, though. 168 00:09:20,670 --> 00:09:22,870 What? You probably could have made a good umpire. 169 00:09:23,190 --> 00:09:24,009 Yeah, right. 170 00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:26,930 No, really. I mean, every time we watch the game, you're always pointing things 171 00:09:26,930 --> 00:09:28,990 out to me that I would never have seen myself. 172 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:31,010 And that's when you're drunk and full of chips. 173 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:36,170 Well, you know, I always loved playing baseball. 174 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:39,270 I just thought being an umpire would be a good way to stay close to the game, 175 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:41,010 you know? Well, that doesn't sound stupid to me. 176 00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:44,470 So you really think I'd be a good umpire? Yeah, why not? 177 00:09:45,070 --> 00:09:46,070 Hey, you know what? 178 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:50,160 Maybe I will try it. I'll call some local high schools and see if they'll 179 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,160 me a shot. 180 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,720 Yeah, we'll just be on the weekends. 181 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,380 You won't be around on the weekend? 182 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:55,860 Whoo, baby, follow that dream. 183 00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:03,780 Blammo! 184 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:09,660 Hey, Jimmy, look at you, all ready for your first day of umping. Yeah. 185 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,140 Whoa! Hold on, Kim. 186 00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:21,970 I'm so proud of him. 187 00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:23,410 Well, you could both be proud. 188 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,750 Sometimes a man needs a little push. 189 00:10:26,270 --> 00:10:27,470 Lord knows I pushed Greg. 190 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,210 What are you talking about? 191 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:32,950 Well, when you weren't sure about having kids, I took you down to the park to 192 00:10:32,950 --> 00:10:35,390 watch fathers play with their children. Next thing you know, you were ready to 193 00:10:35,390 --> 00:10:38,510 start a family. I remember when Jimmy was ready to start a family. 194 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:41,050 It was right after the dick turned pink. 195 00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:47,390 Well, all I know is that today I'm going after my dream, and it is all because 196 00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:49,890 of my wife. She supported me all the way. 197 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:52,609 Isn't that sweet? 198 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,730 I've supported them both for a year now. I get nothing. 199 00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:58,550 All right, listen, I've got to go to the game. I'll see you guys at the field. 200 00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:00,910 And, Greg, you've got something on your sweater. What? 201 00:11:01,270 --> 00:11:04,130 A whole lot of love. Don't tell me you get nothing, buddy. 202 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:08,690 What, do you have hot wings for breakfast? 203 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:11,490 We should probably get going, too. 204 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:12,770 Yeah, where's Bernice? 205 00:11:13,270 --> 00:11:15,370 She's not coming today. We're taking Sammy with us. 206 00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:19,910 Why? She's been here practically every single day this week, hanging out with 207 00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:23,280 you. I'm sick of kissing you and tasting some other woman's butt cake. 208 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:25,820 You're jealous. 209 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:30,000 What? You're jealous of a 70 -year -old woman. I can't believe you. 210 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,720 Well, you're dating a 70 -year -old woman. 211 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,420 I am not. That is crazy. 212 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:40,980 Is it? She cooks for you. She cleans for you. You smile every time I say her 213 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:41,980 name. I do not. 214 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,080 Say it. 215 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,440 Go on. Say her name. 216 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:48,260 Bernice. 217 00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:53,450 I'm hoping, Kim. It's just one of those words like cheese, cheese. 218 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:59,650 Kim, just because me and Bernice have a very special friendship doesn't make it 219 00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:01,010 unnatural and weird. 220 00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:04,090 Well, in any case, maybe you two should spend some time away from each other. 221 00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:06,070 You can't keep us apart. 222 00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:14,870 Well, 223 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:18,070 I never realized how heavy all this flippin' is, huh? 224 00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:19,730 How you doing today? 225 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:21,949 Fine. Good. 226 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:28,010 Do you think they're going to start the game? 227 00:12:28,710 --> 00:12:30,630 Probably right after you say play ball. 228 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,210 Right. 229 00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:43,910 Have a good game, Danny. 230 00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:46,650 Go get him, Jimmy. You can do it, baby. 231 00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:48,470 Which one's your son? 232 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:51,420 Oh. He's not my son, he's my husband. 233 00:12:58,740 --> 00:12:59,740 Strike ball! 234 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,920 Good call! 235 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,880 Yeah, good call, baby. 236 00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:08,740 Strike two! 237 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:09,860 Strike! 238 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,120 Strike! 239 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,740 What the hell are you doing? Those weren't strikes. 240 00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:17,240 Yes, they were. The ball was right over the plate. After he caught the ball and 241 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,280 moved it into the strike zone. 242 00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:22,510 What? As he catches the ball, he moves it. 243 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:25,190 Are you doing that? 244 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:27,930 Well, cut it out. 245 00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:30,950 Okay, problem solved. 246 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:33,290 Hey! 247 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:41,150 Oh, 248 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:44,430 you suck! What are you, blind? 249 00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:47,870 You know what? For your information, he really is blind. 250 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,150 Yeah. How do you feel now, huh? 251 00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:51,690 How do you feel now? 252 00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:09,770 What's he pointing at me for? 253 00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:12,290 Well, he couldn't see the play. It was the screen. 254 00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:13,890 He wants you to make the call. 255 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:23,060 watching the play, weren't you? Of course I was. 256 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:26,980 Say! 257 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,100 Out! I said let out! 258 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:35,220 Let out! 259 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,320 I thought there were only two options. 260 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,700 Well, he's getting better. At least this inning didn't have four outs. 261 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,320 Man, it's hot out here. 262 00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,020 You got any more of that Gatorade? 263 00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:48,780 Drank it all. 264 00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:54,850 My back is killing me. Your back? You've been leaning on me for the last three 265 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:55,850 innings. 266 00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:48,690 Bad for Jimmy. 267 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:52,990 I know. Could you believe it? It's the first umpire in the history of baseball 268 00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:54,210 to call a do -over. 269 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:59,190 Hello. Hey, Bernice. Kim, look, Bernice is here. 270 00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:00,890 How did you get in here? 271 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,250 I used the key under the mat. Greg showed me where it was. 272 00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:07,150 Yeah, you know, just in case of an emergency, you know. I was planning on 273 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:09,990 my chocolate chip muffins. Sounds like an emergency to me. 274 00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:22,090 Peter McDaniel, I'm sorry to bother you, but is my mother... Ma, what are you 275 00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:23,090 doing here? 276 00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:28,150 I'm really sorry. My mother does these sort of things when she gets mad at me. 277 00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:31,990 Go home, Peter. Go home to your big house in Santa Clarita. 278 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:37,470 Ma, I used to live in the neighborhood, but the commute was killing me. So I 279 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:40,770 moved closer to work, and now I don't see my mother as often as I used to. 280 00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:43,210 Is that my sweater? 281 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,620 Maybe you should give him his sweater back. 282 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:55,100 No, Kim, I love this sweater. It's like wearing a big warm hug. 283 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,740 Mom, you can't just start mothering other people because I'm not around. 284 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,540 Well, then maybe you shouldn't have moved away. 285 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,819 Excuse me? 286 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,280 Greg, this isn't our business. 287 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,980 Well, Kim, obviously this guy cares more about a short commute than he does his 288 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:08,980 own mother. 289 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,660 You deserve better than that. 290 00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:12,800 You deserve better than him, Bernice. 291 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,920 You don't need this sad excuse for a son. 292 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,460 What did you just say? 293 00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:20,679 What's that? 294 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:25,260 Don't you ever talk about my baby like that. Who the hell do you think you are? 295 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:28,119 Let's go, Peter. 296 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:31,460 Bernice, I'm sorry. Please don't go away. Come back. 297 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,240 Sweater. 298 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,780 If he ever mistreats you, Bernice. 299 00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:11,510 I hated it. 300 00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:12,750 It's too much pressure. 301 00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:15,630 It's like no matter what call you make, somebody's going to be mad at you. 302 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:17,650 I don't like that. 303 00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:19,850 I like to be liked. 304 00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:25,270 So you're saying that you would have hated this no matter when you tried it? 305 00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:28,110 Yeah. Guess actually you did me a favor back then, huh? 306 00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:30,890 Well, then, you're welcome. 307 00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:36,970 All right, this is great. I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off me. You 308 00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,230 know what? We should celebrate. 309 00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:39,470 Pants off. 310 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,030 Didn't you hear me? 311 00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:49,390 We feel better. 312 00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:53,470 Well, I'm glad you feel better, but I lost my what if. 313 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:55,790 Your what? 314 00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:56,970 My what if. 315 00:18:57,190 --> 00:19:00,970 You know, whenever I was, like, bored at work or stuck in traffic, I'd like to 316 00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:04,050 kind of sit and think about what my life would have been like if I'd have been 317 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:04,909 an umpire. 318 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,390 And now I know I never could have done it. 319 00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:08,470 Well, come on, then. 320 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:11,310 There's got to be something else you can dream about while you're stuck in 321 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,770 traffic. I don't know. 322 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,480 How about being the president? 323 00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:18,840 Huh? Yeah. You could dream about being the president. 324 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,780 I could never be the president. 325 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,580 I get confused when they talk about politics on Benson. 326 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,520 It's got to be something I could actually do. 327 00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:32,120 You know, I mean, the good thing about being an umpire is I thought I could 328 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,940 actually have done it if you hadn't told me not to. 329 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:39,740 Well, um, you play golf, right? 330 00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:43,320 You could dream about being a pro golfer. 331 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:48,580 Yeah, I bet if you practiced every single day until you were 50, you could 332 00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:52,400 the senior tour. Okay, Christine, you're never going to let me play golf every 333 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,980 day. No, of course I'm not. 334 00:19:55,880 --> 00:20:00,720 Sophie, the only reason you're not going to achieve your dream is because of me. 335 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:04,960 Huh? How about that? 336 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,860 You got your what if back. 337 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:09,260 Hey, wow. 338 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:13,810 I could be a professional golfer if my horrible wife wasn't stomping on my 339 00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:14,810 dreams. 340 00:20:17,030 --> 00:20:18,130 Thanks honey. Sure baby. 341 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:47,920 you don't know