1 00:00:14,081 --> 00:00:17,473 Sync and corrections by dwigt addic7ed.com 2 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:22,696 Welcome to the CCN Sports Super Bowl Special. 3 00:00:22,779 --> 00:00:26,305 It's the New England Patriots versus the Seattle Seahawks 4 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,251 in Super Bowl XLIX. 5 00:00:28,334 --> 00:00:31,703 Hi, I'm eight-time Pro Bowl linebacker Dante Pibb. 6 00:00:31,786 --> 00:00:34,160 And I'm Super Bowl champion Bertram Skilling. 7 00:00:34,292 --> 00:00:36,783 - Enos is getting pretty over the top. - Yes, he is. 8 00:00:36,866 --> 00:00:39,893 Oh, man. That of course was Enos the football robot, 9 00:00:39,984 --> 00:00:41,734 as always representing CCN Sports. 10 00:00:41,817 --> 00:00:44,195 And we're only hours away from the big game. 11 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:45,504 And I got to tell you Dante. 12 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:48,005 It's an indescribable experience to go to the Super Bowl 13 00:00:48,088 --> 00:00:49,804 and not only go to one but to win one. 14 00:00:49,887 --> 00:00:52,222 I know you would not understand what that is like. 15 00:00:52,305 --> 00:00:54,800 Okay. I see where you're going with that one. 16 00:00:54,883 --> 00:00:57,881 I see-- Hey, I have had butterflies in my career. 17 00:00:57,964 --> 00:01:00,274 I worked pretty hard to make those eight Pro Bowl games. 18 00:01:00,357 --> 00:01:02,567 - Yes, you did. - I did a rookie season to remember 19 00:01:02,650 --> 00:01:04,312 - for the history books. - Let's get a look at the ring. 20 00:01:04,395 --> 00:01:06,681 - All right. Bling! - He gonna-- 21 00:01:06,932 --> 00:01:09,452 Oh, you gonna need to stop with that ring, all right, all right. 22 00:01:10,075 --> 00:01:12,009 All right. Super Bowl XLIX. 23 00:01:12,128 --> 00:01:14,833 - You said that already. Yeah... - Right. I did. 24 00:01:14,916 --> 00:01:17,410 - Oh... It's going to be a good game. - It is going to be a good game. 25 00:01:17,493 --> 00:01:19,158 I'll tell you what, man, I'm looking forward to seeing 26 00:01:19,241 --> 00:01:22,215 Tom Brady diagnose that defense of Seattle, man. 27 00:01:22,298 --> 00:01:23,244 He's a mastermind at that. 28 00:01:23,327 --> 00:01:25,149 It's like watching poetry in motion, really. 29 00:01:25,232 --> 00:01:27,764 You like the offense, I like the Seattle defense, man 30 00:01:27,847 --> 00:01:29,453 Legion of Boom 31 00:01:29,536 --> 00:01:31,511 has been kicking it for the last part of the year. 32 00:01:31,594 --> 00:01:32,865 They're not gonna take this. 33 00:01:32,952 --> 00:01:34,626 But they're not releasing an offense like Tom Brady. 34 00:01:34,709 --> 00:01:36,214 - Are we gonna say-- - Defense wins games. 35 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,852 - But so, you have to score to win. - Defense wins games. 36 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,332 - You got to score to win the game. - Defense wins games. 37 00:01:41,415 --> 00:01:43,575 How about this? We won't be doing this all day, though. 38 00:01:44,159 --> 00:01:46,104 - Woo! - Woo woo! 39 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:49,598 Okay. We are now going live to a breaking press conference 40 00:01:49,681 --> 00:01:51,357 where Seattle cornerback Richard Sherman 41 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,666 has something to say. 42 00:01:57,231 --> 00:01:59,365 First off, I would like to say thank you 43 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:02,029 to everybody who came out tonight. 44 00:02:02,134 --> 00:02:05,243 I appreciate you getting up and coming here at this late hour. 45 00:02:05,536 --> 00:02:07,096 Hmm... 46 00:02:07,179 --> 00:02:08,846 Some things that need to be said, 47 00:02:08,989 --> 00:02:12,083 some issues I'd like to talk about that are not football-related. 48 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:15,583 And without any further ado, I'm going to get to it. 49 00:02:18,191 --> 00:02:20,744 How are you gonna tell me Lego Movie 50 00:02:21,113 --> 00:02:22,910 is not going to get nominated for one 51 00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:28,056 of the best animated films of the year? 52 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:30,356 Inconceivable. 53 00:02:32,325 --> 00:02:35,327 In-conceivable. Okay? 54 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:37,690 Huge box office success. 55 00:02:39,006 --> 00:02:40,419 Critical consensus. 56 00:02:40,502 --> 00:02:42,045 Everybody gave it an A. 57 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:43,792 I mean-- Hey, this is the one movie, 58 00:02:43,875 --> 00:02:45,756 if they could have done it, they would give it 59 00:02:45,839 --> 00:02:49,897 a106% on Rotten Tomatoes. Okay? 60 00:02:50,533 --> 00:02:52,615 Nobody didn't like The Lego Movie. 61 00:02:52,698 --> 00:02:54,733 I don't care if you're 2 or 92. 62 00:02:55,016 --> 00:02:57,448 So, you're telling me that this movie is not 63 00:02:57,817 --> 00:03:00,911 one of the five best animated films of the year? 64 00:03:02,468 --> 00:03:04,408 He makes some good points, though, you know. 65 00:03:04,491 --> 00:03:06,252 The Lego Movie was one of my favorites. 66 00:03:06,335 --> 00:03:07,707 - Good for adults and kids. - That's right. 67 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:10,190 You know, ladies and gentlemen, just as there are connections 68 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,491 between me and Dante, 69 00:03:11,574 --> 00:03:13,574 there are also connections within the game. 70 00:03:14,012 --> 00:03:16,166 Now, Dante and I have done a lot of research 71 00:03:16,249 --> 00:03:18,842 and we put together our own packages to show you 72 00:03:18,925 --> 00:03:21,971 how extensive these connections can be. Now, check this out. 73 00:03:22,084 --> 00:03:24,472 Russell Wilson's first Super Bowl win 74 00:03:24,611 --> 00:03:26,574 came in his second season. 75 00:03:26,768 --> 00:03:29,203 Just like... Tom Brady. 76 00:03:29,358 --> 00:03:31,309 That's good. 77 00:03:31,392 --> 00:03:33,879 Pretty good. That's some pretty good connection. 78 00:03:33,962 --> 00:03:35,525 I like that. But how about this? 79 00:03:35,608 --> 00:03:37,799 Tom Brady went to San Mateo High School. 80 00:03:37,882 --> 00:03:40,575 - Same high school as Greg Gutfield. - I don't who that is. Who's that? 81 00:03:40,658 --> 00:03:43,812 I'll tell you who Greg Gutfield is. He's a host on Fox News, 82 00:03:43,911 --> 00:03:47,716 which is home to... Greta Van Susteren, who came to... 83 00:03:47,801 --> 00:03:49,726 Fox from... CNN, 84 00:03:49,809 --> 00:03:52,128 home to Anderson Cooper. Cooper. Cooper. 85 00:03:52,284 --> 00:03:55,327 Same last name as the legendary D.B. Cooper, 86 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:57,787 who of course orchestrated a dramatic parachute escape 87 00:03:57,925 --> 00:04:00,530 from an airplane headed to... Bam-bam-bam-bam... 88 00:04:00,672 --> 00:04:02,625 Seattle! 89 00:04:02,708 --> 00:04:04,056 - Connections. - That's good. 90 00:04:04,191 --> 00:04:05,727 - That's a connection. - That's pretty good. 91 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:06,850 Yeah. All right. 92 00:04:06,933 --> 00:04:09,170 All right. You know what, Dante? 93 00:04:09,253 --> 00:04:11,802 Did you know that Pats coach Bill Belichick 94 00:04:11,936 --> 00:04:13,539 attended Annapolis High School 95 00:04:13,622 --> 00:04:16,141 as did NPR reporter Andrea Seabrook? 96 00:04:16,224 --> 00:04:17,795 - Hmm... - So, what I'm saying here is 97 00:04:17,878 --> 00:04:20,422 Beli-chick. Sea-brook. 98 00:04:21,318 --> 00:04:23,101 Sea... chicks 99 00:04:23,184 --> 00:04:25,161 Sea... they grow up. Sea... hawks. 100 00:04:25,244 --> 00:04:27,244 - Okay. - And it's a bloom. 101 00:04:27,946 --> 00:04:29,613 - All right, that's-- - I used some phonetics 102 00:04:29,696 --> 00:04:31,914 - No, it's good. - and semanticals in there. Right? 103 00:04:31,997 --> 00:04:32,785 I like that. 104 00:04:32,919 --> 00:04:34,882 - The word play. You got me beat... - I got you. Well, of course, man... 105 00:04:34,965 --> 00:04:36,288 ...if I didn't have this one right here. 106 00:04:36,371 --> 00:04:39,507 As everyone knows, the Patriots' owner is Robert Kraft. 107 00:04:39,590 --> 00:04:43,410 Coach Bill Belichick's favorite snack food is mac and cheese. 108 00:04:43,497 --> 00:04:45,773 - What state's known for cheese? - Wisconsin. 109 00:04:45,856 --> 00:04:49,306 - Who played at Wisconsin? - Russell Wilson... 110 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,518 Ha-ha-ha-ha! Connections! 111 00:04:51,601 --> 00:04:53,472 - That's good connection. - Connections! 112 00:04:53,607 --> 00:04:55,474 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. - All right! 113 00:04:55,609 --> 00:04:57,428 - That's it on the connection. - Actually, I've got one more. 114 00:04:57,511 --> 00:05:00,212 Dante, I have one more If you indulge me. 115 00:05:00,364 --> 00:05:02,743 You see, the Patriots, they got a lot of production this year 116 00:05:02,826 --> 00:05:04,168 out of Shane Vereen, 117 00:05:04,251 --> 00:05:08,447 who is first cousin once removed of stage actor and dancer Ben Vereen 118 00:05:08,549 --> 00:05:10,518 who won a Tony Award for the original production 119 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:12,201 of the enchanting musical Pippin. Scotty Pippen 120 00:05:12,284 --> 00:05:13,785 Michael Jordan. Chicago Bulls. 121 00:05:13,868 --> 00:05:15,861 Bulls beat Seattle to win their fourth title 122 00:05:15,944 --> 00:05:18,717 Shane Vereen. The Patriots are also going for their fourth title 123 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:19,911 against who? 124 00:05:20,895 --> 00:05:21,980 Seattle. 125 00:05:24,018 --> 00:05:26,018 You-- You a crazy person. 126 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,609 Heads up, folks. Immediately after the Super Bowl, 127 00:05:28,692 --> 00:05:32,437 Allison Janney stars in a new sitcom, Homeward Bound. 128 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:36,390 - Only on CCN Family. - But first this, man. 129 00:05:36,473 --> 00:05:39,181 The funny duo Key and Peele out with their new viral video. 130 00:05:39,275 --> 00:05:41,480 - These guys are good. - Yeah. 131 00:05:41,568 --> 00:05:43,821 - But they got a TV show? - I think they're just online. 132 00:05:44,024 --> 00:05:45,384 - Oh! - They're good. They're good. 133 00:05:46,651 --> 00:05:50,258 Welcome to the 2015 East/West Bowl Pro Edition. 134 00:05:50,341 --> 00:05:52,711 Of all the all-star games in professional sports, 135 00:05:52,794 --> 00:05:54,743 this one is sure to be the most extravagant. 136 00:05:54,826 --> 00:05:57,129 That's right. These players were selected by the fans too. 137 00:05:57,212 --> 00:05:58,385 And when it comes to flair, 138 00:05:58,468 --> 00:06:00,468 these characters are la crème de la crème. 139 00:06:05,153 --> 00:06:06,432 Crème de la Crème. 140 00:06:06,515 --> 00:06:08,421 Vanderbilt University. 141 00:06:08,504 --> 00:06:09,905 Cosgrove Shumway. 142 00:06:09,988 --> 00:06:11,539 Clemson. 143 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:13,922 Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. University of Alabama. 144 00:06:14,491 --> 00:06:16,373 Doink Ahanahue. Marshall. 145 00:06:16,915 --> 00:06:18,579 Legume Duprix. 146 00:06:18,876 --> 00:06:21,196 West Virginia University. 147 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:24,518 Leger Douzable. University of Central Florida. 148 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:27,259 Quisperny G'Dunzoid, Senior. 149 00:06:27,342 --> 00:06:29,420 Central Connecticut State University. 150 00:06:29,506 --> 00:06:30,660 Grunky Peep. 151 00:06:30,743 --> 00:06:33,881 Georgia Southern University. 152 00:06:33,964 --> 00:06:36,509 D'Brickashaw Ferguson. University of Virginia. 153 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:37,903 Strunk Flugget. 154 00:06:38,475 --> 00:06:40,475 University of South Carolina. 155 00:06:40,669 --> 00:06:42,669 Stumptavian Roboclick. 156 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,334 Grambling State. 157 00:06:44,748 --> 00:06:47,955 Cornellius "Tank" Carradine. Florida State University. 158 00:06:48,038 --> 00:06:50,996 Vagonius Thicket-Suede. Duke. 159 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:52,635 Marmadune Shazbot. 160 00:06:54,358 --> 00:06:56,206 Tulane University. 161 00:06:56,289 --> 00:06:59,544 Swordless Mimetown. Jacksonville State University. 162 00:07:01,868 --> 00:07:03,654 There is a lot of talent in this game, Eric. 163 00:07:03,737 --> 00:07:05,588 Let me tell you something. When you look at players like 164 00:07:05,671 --> 00:07:08,624 Marmadune Shazbot, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, and Strunk Flugget, 165 00:07:08,707 --> 00:07:10,782 you're looking at players who made an impact this year. 166 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,763 I mean, is Ha Ha Clinton-Dix even real? 167 00:07:12,846 --> 00:07:14,156 This guy was amazing. 168 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:16,503 So solid all season long for the Green Bay Packers. 169 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:17,953 And when you throw in guys like 170 00:07:18,036 --> 00:07:21,640 Legume Duprix, Swordless Mimetown, and D'Brickashaw Ferguson, 171 00:07:21,723 --> 00:07:23,483 this is surely gonna be a squad for the ages. 172 00:07:23,566 --> 00:07:25,882 I agree. Now let's meet the players from the West. 173 00:07:31,007 --> 00:07:34,166 Prince Amukamara. University of Nebraska. 174 00:07:34,301 --> 00:07:38,168 J.R. Junior Juniors, Junior. 175 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:40,044 Texas Christian University. 176 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,967 Faux Doadles. 177 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:44,006 University of Oregon. 178 00:07:44,603 --> 00:07:47,175 Fozzy Whittaker. The University of Texas. 179 00:07:47,277 --> 00:07:49,412 Myriad Profiteroles. 180 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:51,023 Utah. 181 00:07:51,282 --> 00:07:53,696 ♪ Mm-mm-mm. Busters Brownce. 182 00:07:54,172 --> 00:07:56,355 ♪ Illinois State 183 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,866 Turdine Cupcake. U.N.I.V. 184 00:07:59,949 --> 00:08:01,410 Rerutweeds Myth. 185 00:08:01,956 --> 00:08:04,267 University of Washington. 186 00:08:04,439 --> 00:08:07,198 Ishmaa'ily Kitchen. Kent State University. 187 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,991 Takittothu' Limit. 188 00:08:10,655 --> 00:08:12,250 College of the Canyons. 189 00:08:12,532 --> 00:08:14,065 Snarf Mintz-Plasse. 190 00:08:14,148 --> 00:08:15,842 East Los Angeles College. 191 00:08:16,325 --> 00:08:18,722 Frostee Rucker. University of Southern California. 192 00:08:19,128 --> 00:08:21,303 Splendiferous Finch! 193 00:08:21,694 --> 00:08:23,694 Northwestern University! 194 00:08:23,783 --> 00:08:26,898 Triple Parakeet-Shoes. Ball State. 195 00:08:27,227 --> 00:08:29,549 Logjammer D'Baggagecling. 196 00:08:29,998 --> 00:08:32,309 North Texas University. 197 00:08:32,392 --> 00:08:35,113 A.A. Ron Rodgers. Cal. 198 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:42,121 The countdown to the Super Bowl continues 199 00:08:42,204 --> 00:08:43,808 after this. 200 00:08:45,287 --> 00:08:47,278 - Ha ha ha. - Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. 201 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,361 Look at this. Look at-- Look at him. 202 00:08:50,149 --> 00:08:52,149 Go Enos, go Enos! 203 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,420 - Go Enos, go Enos! - He's got some moves, that boy! 204 00:08:56,487 --> 00:08:57,835 All right, you know, folks, 205 00:08:58,142 --> 00:09:00,629 the journey to Super Bowl XLIX is not over. 206 00:09:00,712 --> 00:09:03,259 And that gives us a chance to look back at the wonderful season 207 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:05,027 - there was. - That's right, Bertram. 208 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:07,475 Now we're going to go to one of our favorite segments here, 209 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,223 on CCN Sports. It's called... 210 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:12,651 "Heard That!" 211 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:15,643 Yeah, where we wire up a player just like a mafia informant 212 00:09:15,726 --> 00:09:18,476 and send him into the game, and nobody knows that he's wired up. 213 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,632 - No, they know. They know. - Okay. Yeah. 214 00:09:20,722 --> 00:09:22,248 All right. Let's go to "Heard That!", 215 00:09:22,331 --> 00:09:25,905 a game between the Atlanta Falcons and the New Orleans Saints 216 00:09:25,988 --> 00:09:29,392 where cornerback Squeeeeeeeeeps 217 00:09:29,475 --> 00:09:30,620 got a microphone on him. 218 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:43,586 That's right, ya'll. 219 00:09:43,669 --> 00:09:45,550 Saints do not go marching in today 220 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,633 'cause it's time for the Squeeeeeeeeeps show. 221 00:09:47,727 --> 00:09:50,409 We got to get some Squeeeeeeeeps. What's up, y'all? 222 00:09:50,492 --> 00:09:52,427 Aw man, y'ready, dawg? You ready, man? 223 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:54,327 You better wear the extra large shirt, dog, 224 00:09:54,410 --> 00:09:57,077 'cause I'm going to be on you all day. I'm gonna be up in there nursing. 225 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,123 ...18 Set hut! 226 00:10:01,741 --> 00:10:04,975 It's a run play, run play, run! It's a run! 227 00:10:05,207 --> 00:10:06,724 You better take that snapshot, baby. 228 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,273 'Cause that's what a shutdown cornerback looks like here, baby. 229 00:10:09,356 --> 00:10:11,356 Ten hut! 230 00:10:11,451 --> 00:10:13,301 Dang it! Come on. 231 00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:17,110 Gotcha! That's your one right there. 232 00:10:17,258 --> 00:10:20,463 That's your one, baby. That's your one. 233 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,879 Not today, baby. Not today. 234 00:10:22,962 --> 00:10:24,593 Don't you-- Come on, man. 235 00:10:26,628 --> 00:10:28,628 Damn, man. 236 00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:32,270 Good throw, Q.B. Where my safety help at? 237 00:10:34,437 --> 00:10:37,451 Okay, you know what? Even a broken clock can-- 238 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:41,740 score three touchdowns in the first half. 239 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,432 What's up, y'all? How you doing. 240 00:10:43,515 --> 00:10:46,437 What's going on? What's up? What's up, man? 241 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,741 How are you doing? Hey, man, no, no, no. 242 00:10:49,824 --> 00:10:51,952 No, we ain't going to do all that. 243 00:10:52,055 --> 00:10:54,383 What are we doing, man? Oh, come on, ya'll. 244 00:10:54,466 --> 00:10:57,562 Naw, man, that's good TV right here. Talking about Squeeeeeeeeeps? 245 00:10:57,662 --> 00:10:59,662 I'm Squeeeeeeeeeps. 246 00:10:59,795 --> 00:11:03,563 This is some-- Okay. Y'all going to do me like that then. 247 00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:04,401 Y'all see this. 248 00:11:07,446 --> 00:11:10,662 It looks like Squeeeeeeeeeps has lost a step. 249 00:11:10,745 --> 00:11:13,125 I'll tell you. He lost a whole bunch of steps that day. 250 00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:14,408 That's tough stuff right there. 251 00:11:14,491 --> 00:11:16,202 Now, we're going to put our teacher hats on 252 00:11:16,285 --> 00:11:18,951 and we're gonna talk you all about what football insiders call 253 00:11:19,062 --> 00:11:20,777 - the invisible war. - That's right. 254 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:24,008 It's what goes down on the bottom of a scrum 255 00:11:24,091 --> 00:11:25,572 - you can't see at home. - That's right. 256 00:11:25,655 --> 00:11:26,799 And helping us out today, 257 00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:30,462 is Hall of Fame defensive end Wisdom Caldwell 258 00:11:30,545 --> 00:11:33,417 and the career leader in fumbles recovered, 259 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,673 legendary defensive end Brundswick Smith. 260 00:11:35,756 --> 00:11:37,598 - What's going on, Wis? - Legit! 261 00:11:37,681 --> 00:11:39,654 What's up, Brundy? 262 00:11:39,737 --> 00:11:41,297 Good to see you, buddy. 263 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,251 It's a pleasure, man. It's all right. 264 00:11:43,334 --> 00:11:45,334 Now, let's-- Okay. Jim, let me get to that ball. 265 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,818 Let's get right to it here. Let's just say I'm a wide receiver. 266 00:11:47,901 --> 00:11:50,598 - All right. - Okay. Let's say that. 267 00:11:50,681 --> 00:11:53,627 - Now, if I'm in the scrum in here-- - You hold the ball, right. 268 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,016 I'm gonna try to get in the man's head, right? 269 00:11:55,099 --> 00:11:57,022 We're gonna get in there, I'm gonna get in that earhole 270 00:11:57,105 --> 00:11:58,838 and I'm gonna use some abusive language and what not. 271 00:11:58,921 --> 00:12:01,529 I'm going to be like "Hey, you [bleep]. I'm going to take your [bleep] 272 00:12:01,612 --> 00:12:03,432 - And [bleep] man, right in the [bleep]. - What you talking about, [bleep]? 273 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,092 See? There you go. And he dropped the ball. 274 00:12:05,175 --> 00:12:07,131 You talk about a man's mamma, he's gonna drop that ball. 275 00:12:07,214 --> 00:12:08,402 He's gonna drop the ball. 276 00:12:08,485 --> 00:12:10,591 Very wide receiver way of doing things. 277 00:12:10,674 --> 00:12:13,450 Oh! 278 00:12:14,312 --> 00:12:15,715 - Now, I just want to tell-- - I like that. 279 00:12:15,798 --> 00:12:18,170 You guys are all defensive players, so I wanna hear your techniques. 280 00:12:18,253 --> 00:12:20,847 In my day, I played from '93 to '04. 281 00:12:20,930 --> 00:12:22,887 - All right. - And they weren't falling for that. 282 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:25,436 You guys couldn't be afraid to get your hands dirty, 283 00:12:25,519 --> 00:12:27,901 roll your sleeves up, tickle a man. 284 00:12:28,767 --> 00:12:30,879 - Huh? Tickle? - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look here. 285 00:12:30,962 --> 00:12:33,805 There's a lot of ways to tickle a man, you know what I'm sayin? 286 00:12:33,888 --> 00:12:35,323 - You go up under there-- - Whoa. 287 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,476 With no more touching. It's all really subtle. 288 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:38,768 Oh, don't touch, oh! 289 00:12:38,851 --> 00:12:40,135 - What just happened? - Drop the ball. 290 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,970 - You got to see that. - Oh, technique! 291 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,121 If you really want to get them, you know, 292 00:12:44,255 --> 00:12:47,132 I go for the double oochie coochie. The double oochie coochie. 293 00:12:47,261 --> 00:12:48,206 - No. - Coot coot! 294 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,895 Sorry, youngblood. No no no. 295 00:12:50,052 --> 00:12:52,052 I played back in the late '80s, I was a D.T. 296 00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:56,137 The only way to be effective at all is to fart in the man's face. 297 00:13:00,256 --> 00:13:02,223 - Say what now? - A fart. 298 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,280 I would fart in a man's face. Face to fart, fart to the face. 299 00:13:05,363 --> 00:13:07,181 Call it "the warm breeze of destruction". 300 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,487 You got away with that? 301 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,521 They cannot penalize what they cannot see. 302 00:13:10,604 --> 00:13:12,764 And I'll tell you what. There's not a single D.T. 303 00:13:12,847 --> 00:13:15,153 who played back then that did not walk onto the field 304 00:13:15,236 --> 00:13:16,934 with at least three locked-up in the chamber. 305 00:13:17,017 --> 00:13:18,969 - Okay. - I've been holding one since then. 306 00:13:19,104 --> 00:13:21,019 - That's amazing. - Thank you so much, Brundy. 307 00:13:21,102 --> 00:13:23,164 That's an insightful analysis 308 00:13:23,247 --> 00:13:25,166 of what happens in the bottom of a scrum. 309 00:13:25,249 --> 00:13:26,460 Thank you so much. 310 00:13:26,748 --> 00:13:28,748 Wiz, you okay, you good? What's up? 311 00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:33,175 I got into the game because of this man right here. 312 00:13:33,258 --> 00:13:34,477 - Oh well, come on now, Wiz. 313 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,791 And to be here now? Now? 314 00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:40,622 And to find out he has a level of bodily control 315 00:13:40,816 --> 00:13:44,132 - that I never even knew existed? - All right. Uh-huh. 316 00:13:44,488 --> 00:13:47,023 Yeah, I appreciate that. I appreciate that. That's good. 317 00:13:47,122 --> 00:13:48,153 That's really good, man. 318 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,023 - Let's get in here. - Let's get in there. 319 00:13:50,106 --> 00:13:51,715 - Let's get some of that. - That's nice, man. 320 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,700 This is our own scrum. All right. 321 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,415 Well, now we're going to take you back live 322 00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:01,977 to the press conference where Marshawn Lynch has been caught unawares 323 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:04,060 and cornered in a room. 324 00:14:04,796 --> 00:14:05,622 Tickle tickle. 325 00:14:05,705 --> 00:14:07,273 - Oh! - I got him. 326 00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:09,541 - Come on. - Tickle tickle. 327 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,122 Y'all play too much. 328 00:14:17,849 --> 00:14:20,245 There he is, Marshawn Lynch, Marshawn Lynch. 329 00:14:20,418 --> 00:14:21,801 Marshawn, over here. Marshawn. 330 00:14:21,918 --> 00:14:24,048 Can you please share with us your thoughts 331 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,436 on the outcome of the game? 332 00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:34,150 Biscuits and gravy. 333 00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:36,210 Marshawn, did you feel you were getting more penalties 334 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,962 called on you than the Packers in the NFC championship? 335 00:14:39,398 --> 00:14:42,145 Biscuits... and gravy. 336 00:14:42,287 --> 00:14:45,021 Marshawn, Marshwan, will the game plan change on Sunday 337 00:14:45,104 --> 00:14:46,728 to account for New England's defense? 338 00:14:46,811 --> 00:14:48,449 And if so how? 339 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:51,584 Biscuits and gravy. Biscuits and gravy. 340 00:14:51,948 --> 00:14:53,905 It seems like you've only decided to say-- 341 00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:55,534 Biscuits and gravy. 342 00:14:55,698 --> 00:14:58,166 Marshawn, what are you going to eat for dinner tonight? 343 00:15:01,357 --> 00:15:02,940 No further questions. 344 00:15:03,134 --> 00:15:06,185 - Marshawn... - Marshawn... 345 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:11,455 Looks like Enos is fired up for more Super Bowl Special 346 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,042 after this. 347 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,029 How in the world are we talking about Boxtrolls? 348 00:15:22,853 --> 00:15:24,005 Boxtrolls? 349 00:15:24,088 --> 00:15:27,859 We're talking about trolls wearing boxes. 350 00:15:27,942 --> 00:15:29,931 That's the funniest thing in the movie. 351 00:15:30,148 --> 00:15:31,719 You got trolls... 352 00:15:31,802 --> 00:15:32,918 "I'm wearing a box. 353 00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:34,936 And we all raise a little human baby. 354 00:15:36,055 --> 00:15:38,838 You know what that movie was called the first time I saw it? Jungle Book. 355 00:15:38,921 --> 00:15:41,592 And it didn't have no boxes, and that was a classic. 356 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,992 Don't rip off Jungle Book. 357 00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:46,732 We're talking about wearing boxes as apparel. 358 00:15:46,897 --> 00:15:50,477 Lego Movie, we're talking about creating an entire world. Okay? 359 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,494 We're talking about children using their imagination 360 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,677 while they're watching the film and they go home and play with Legos 361 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,172 and do it when they're not watching the film. I mean how-- 362 00:15:58,106 --> 00:16:01,224 Did you not see the-- Mmm! Mmm! 363 00:16:01,307 --> 00:16:02,812 Okay. You know what? 364 00:16:03,469 --> 00:16:05,613 We're talking about a new and interesting take 365 00:16:05,726 --> 00:16:06,771 on the Batman legend. 366 00:16:06,854 --> 00:16:08,458 That's what Lego Movie is doing. 367 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,546 Yet another new and interesting take 368 00:16:10,629 --> 00:16:11,951 on the Batman legend. 369 00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:15,290 We're talking about America seeing Chris Pratt, 370 00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:17,156 who is delicious... 371 00:16:18,568 --> 00:16:22,301 If I had to? Tom Brady. If I had to. 372 00:16:22,384 --> 00:16:25,687 - You know what I'm saying? - Rob Gronkowski. 373 00:16:25,795 --> 00:16:29,185 Welcome back to the CCN Super Bowl preview. 374 00:16:29,268 --> 00:16:31,879 Dante Pibb here with Bertram Skilling. 375 00:16:31,989 --> 00:16:34,468 - What's up, dude! - Let's get down to it. 376 00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:37,695 Injuries are a part of the game. We all know that. 377 00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:39,873 But none as interesting as the one suffered 378 00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:42,445 by Minnesota Vikings D lineman, Donkey Teeth 379 00:16:42,856 --> 00:16:46,421 in another edition of "Heard That!" 380 00:17:00,838 --> 00:17:03,667 - How much we down by, yo? - Down by 30. 381 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:06,051 - 30? - Yeah, Donkey Teeth, 30. 382 00:17:06,134 --> 00:17:07,953 Gonna get this going then, huh? 383 00:17:12,057 --> 00:17:14,248 Woo, woo! 384 00:17:14,683 --> 00:17:16,683 Woo! Ooh! 385 00:17:17,219 --> 00:17:18,780 - Woo. - Woo. 386 00:17:21,098 --> 00:17:23,899 Nice sack, man. Nice sack. 387 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,389 - There you go, baby. - Woo! 388 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,467 - All right. - Woo. 389 00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:29,929 - Let's go, let's go. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 390 00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:31,656 - Not done with my dance. - All right. 391 00:17:31,739 --> 00:17:34,190 Not done with my dance. Sack dance chillin'! 392 00:17:34,282 --> 00:17:35,756 You hurt yourself celebrating, right? 393 00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:38,191 This is my dance. I'm not hurt. 394 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:41,913 - No. - No, man, this is my-- all right. 395 00:17:41,996 --> 00:17:43,180 This is my celebration dance. 396 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,542 You did-- I just heard a scream, like in pain. 397 00:17:45,651 --> 00:17:47,650 I said "Haa. Not in my house." 398 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,826 - It's my sack dance. - All right, man. Cool. 399 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:52,177 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. 400 00:17:52,261 --> 00:17:54,261 Stylin', profilin'. Aaaah! 401 00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:57,557 No, right, he's dancing. Ref, Ref! 402 00:17:57,656 --> 00:17:59,656 Hey, right. 403 00:17:59,805 --> 00:18:02,186 Unsportsman like conduct, number 91. 404 00:18:02,269 --> 00:18:05,069 15 yard penalty. Automatic first down. 405 00:18:05,176 --> 00:18:07,711 I'm gonna show you the next part of my dance. 406 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:11,123 Aaaah! 407 00:18:11,283 --> 00:18:12,727 Sack dance chillin'! 408 00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:15,337 Donkey Teeth, it's not looking too good, man. 409 00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,889 Not looking good, man? Hey, yo-- Hey, rookie, rookie. 410 00:18:18,048 --> 00:18:19,845 - Rookie. - Yeah... Yeah. 411 00:18:19,928 --> 00:18:22,467 You gotta-- Do the dance with me, man. Ready? 412 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,618 Aaah! Sack dance chillin'! 413 00:18:26,701 --> 00:18:28,472 Do I make the noise? 414 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,854 You got to make the noise, man. That's part of the thing. 415 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,932 Aaah! 416 00:18:34,015 --> 00:18:36,575 - Sack dance chillin'! - You my friend, man. 417 00:18:39,675 --> 00:18:40,908 It's a tough one, right there. 418 00:18:41,017 --> 00:18:43,809 Yeah. All of our prayers go out to Donkey Teeth and his family. 419 00:18:43,892 --> 00:18:45,261 Yes, they do. Yes, they do. 420 00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:48,813 Now, let's bring in the host of the CCN Sports debate show 421 00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:52,269 "No, You Shut Up!" Please welcome Harry Peters. 422 00:18:52,401 --> 00:18:53,420 Thank you. 423 00:18:53,503 --> 00:18:55,461 Now, Harry, from your point of view, 424 00:18:55,544 --> 00:18:58,946 What's the biggest on field battle that we gonna see in the Super Bowl? 425 00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:01,343 The obvious answer is Tom Brady 426 00:19:01,603 --> 00:19:04,593 versus Richard Sherman. It's a classic battle of styles. 427 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:08,016 Brady, the hardest working, most intelligent player in the game. 428 00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:10,591 And on the other end of the spectrum, Sherman. 429 00:19:10,855 --> 00:19:12,346 Here's a guy who's gotta be 430 00:19:12,429 --> 00:19:15,767 one of the most physically gifted creatures to ever grace this sport. 431 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,493 Okay. Okay. Okay. Point taken. 432 00:19:17,576 --> 00:19:20,587 But Richard Sherman is also a hard worker, wouldn't you say? 433 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,032 He's a smart guy. He graduated Stanford. 434 00:19:23,115 --> 00:19:26,329 Oh, yeah. 100%. He's very articulate. 435 00:19:26,412 --> 00:19:28,181 But for the real battle, 436 00:19:28,264 --> 00:19:31,407 the real football aficionado is gonna have to look to the line of scrimmage. 437 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:34,062 New England nose tackle, Vince Wilfork, 438 00:19:34,145 --> 00:19:37,090 a true freak of nature, is gonna have his hands full 439 00:19:37,173 --> 00:19:38,695 with Seattle center Max Unger, 440 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,669 one of the most keenly analytical minds in the League. 441 00:19:42,565 --> 00:19:44,303 Unger? Keenly analytical? 442 00:19:44,386 --> 00:19:46,386 You know, Harry, I'm sorry. 443 00:19:46,505 --> 00:19:48,804 Do you notice any tendencies that you may have 444 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,927 when you're describing certain, I wanna say, 445 00:19:52,095 --> 00:19:54,095 types of players? 446 00:19:54,742 --> 00:19:57,671 I don't follow you. I call 'em like I see 'em. 447 00:19:57,783 --> 00:20:00,452 Okay. You know, Harry, how about this? 448 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:03,220 How about we name some players, 449 00:20:03,459 --> 00:20:04,679 and when we say their names, 450 00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:06,739 you throw out the first adjective that comes to mind. 451 00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:08,614 - Yes. I'm game. - All right. 452 00:20:08,697 --> 00:20:10,658 - Julian Edelman. - Industrious. 453 00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:13,356 - Marshawn Lynch. - Specimen. 454 00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:16,261 - Stephen Houston. - Stick-to-it-iveness. 455 00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:18,936 - Cam Chancellor. - Miracle baby. 456 00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:21,634 - Luke Wilson. - Cerebral. 457 00:20:21,718 --> 00:20:23,990 - LeGarrette Blount. - Voodoo. 458 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:27,456 - Rob Ninkovich. - A tactical master mind. 459 00:20:27,566 --> 00:20:30,048 - What? - Darrelle Revis. 460 00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:32,459 Magical powers he learned from his grandma. 461 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,655 - Come on, Harry! What? - I can't even-- 462 00:20:34,738 --> 00:20:37,653 - I calls 'em like I sees 'em. - Okay, I got one. 463 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,170 Russell Wilson. 464 00:20:39,602 --> 00:20:41,041 - Hybrid. - Hybrid? He said "hybrid". 465 00:20:41,124 --> 00:20:42,504 - He said hybrid. - He said hybrid. 466 00:20:42,604 --> 00:20:44,379 - He said "hybrid". - He said "hybrid", though. 467 00:20:44,462 --> 00:20:46,820 - That came out of his mouth. - Brains... Gifts... 468 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:48,477 Hybrid. 469 00:20:48,635 --> 00:20:50,886 Okay. You know what? I know what he's doing here. Wait a second. 470 00:20:50,969 --> 00:20:52,648 How about Rob Gronkowski? 471 00:20:52,731 --> 00:20:54,231 Silverback gorilla. 472 00:20:56,399 --> 00:20:57,629 - That's true. - All right. 473 00:20:57,761 --> 00:20:59,346 - Okay. You're good. - You're good. 474 00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:00,668 And speaking of good, 475 00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:03,031 six-time Emmy Award winner Allison Janney 476 00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:06,360 will light up your TV screens later this week in a brand new miniseries. 477 00:21:06,445 --> 00:21:09,763 What happens when a frontier woman riding the trails 478 00:21:09,846 --> 00:21:11,846 finds out her father is an Apache chief? 479 00:21:11,941 --> 00:21:13,471 - Hmm... - That's Wagons, 480 00:21:13,554 --> 00:21:16,074 a nine-part miniseries coming up later this week 481 00:21:16,157 --> 00:21:18,820 - on CCN Family. - I know I'll be watching that one. 482 00:21:19,971 --> 00:21:22,373 And now a sneak peek of our next episode 483 00:21:22,456 --> 00:21:25,561 of Legends of The Game over on CCN Sports Classic. 484 00:21:25,644 --> 00:21:27,314 - All right. - Check it out. 485 00:21:27,426 --> 00:21:29,510 - Give me some knuckles, gentlemen. - You get no knuckles. 486 00:21:29,593 --> 00:21:30,669 Nothing from us. 487 00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:41,698 Some say he could have been the greatest player on his team. 488 00:21:43,639 --> 00:21:46,693 Or perhaps the greatest player 489 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:48,292 of his generation. 490 00:21:50,504 --> 00:21:54,461 Perhaps he could have been the greatest player of all time-- 491 00:21:54,941 --> 00:21:58,559 ♪ ♪ 492 00:22:03,141 --> 00:22:05,540 if only he didn't run in slow motion. 493 00:22:09,812 --> 00:22:13,730 ♪ ♪ 494 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,062 Don't worry, Enos, 495 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:29,289 the Super Bowl Special will be right back! 496 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:36,077 And now, the Key and Peele Super Bowl Special presents 497 00:22:36,163 --> 00:22:38,207 the Pepsi Halftime Show 498 00:22:38,339 --> 00:22:41,361 starring Craig Robinson and The Nasty Delicious. 499 00:22:41,579 --> 00:22:42,906 Thank you everybody. 500 00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:45,715 Welcome to the Pepsi Halftime Show. 501 00:25:19,107 --> 00:25:22,060 Thank you. Thank you, Key and Peele. 502 00:25:26,550 --> 00:25:30,514 And now, back to the Key and Peele Super Bowl Special. 503 00:25:33,974 --> 00:25:37,278 But how are you going to nominate Selma for best film 504 00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:39,954 and Ava DuVernay not gonna get a director nomination? 505 00:25:40,037 --> 00:25:42,414 I don't understand exactly how that works. 506 00:25:42,497 --> 00:25:43,981 I'm not a member of the Academy, 507 00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:46,523 but it seems like things are a little backwards there. 508 00:25:46,606 --> 00:25:48,198 Wouldn't you agree, Marshawn? 509 00:25:53,911 --> 00:25:55,750 Biscuits and gravy. 510 00:25:55,927 --> 00:25:59,021 Furthermore, how are y'all gonna give Bennett Miller 511 00:25:59,104 --> 00:26:00,150 a best director nomination, 512 00:26:00,233 --> 00:26:03,440 but then you didn't gonna nominate the film Foxcatcher, okay? 513 00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:05,246 Which he directed, which was good. 514 00:26:05,343 --> 00:26:07,249 He was masterful in his job. 515 00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:09,334 It's just-- I don't-- You know, what's going on? 516 00:26:09,417 --> 00:26:11,872 Like he's-- What's the logic there? You know what I mean? 517 00:26:11,965 --> 00:26:14,046 Didn't he do that good of a job when it comes to film? 518 00:26:14,129 --> 00:26:16,235 It's not nominated for Academy Award. 519 00:26:21,739 --> 00:26:23,090 Biscuits and gravy. 520 00:26:25,188 --> 00:26:28,115 You get to nominate 10 films every year. 521 00:26:28,972 --> 00:26:31,669 But this year you decide you only gonna nominate eight films. 522 00:26:32,973 --> 00:26:34,552 If you got the space to do it, 523 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,229 and you all like Foxcatcher so much 524 00:26:36,312 --> 00:26:38,947 you want to give the director a director nomination, 525 00:26:39,048 --> 00:26:41,048 then why would you not nominate the film? 526 00:26:41,150 --> 00:26:43,552 Same goes for Ava DuVernay. 527 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:45,483 She already made Selma. 528 00:26:45,566 --> 00:26:47,635 A film that you want to win the award, 529 00:26:47,718 --> 00:26:51,965 but then you're not gonna let her get her due or her accolades? 530 00:26:52,155 --> 00:26:54,294 It's just-- Something seems off here. 531 00:26:54,436 --> 00:26:56,002 Something seems off. 532 00:27:02,027 --> 00:27:03,897 Biscuits and gravy. 533 00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:08,823 Thank you so much. I'm sorry. 534 00:27:08,906 --> 00:27:11,441 It's just that we needed to get that off of my chest. 535 00:27:11,792 --> 00:27:14,201 All right. And now Marshawn has something very important 536 00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:16,253 that he needs to say that is very close to his heart. 537 00:27:16,336 --> 00:27:17,399 Marshawn? 538 00:27:23,316 --> 00:27:25,316 - Biscuits and gravy. - Oh, no, no, no. 539 00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:27,361 Something really real that he wants to say 540 00:27:27,444 --> 00:27:29,131 with a-- full sentences. 541 00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,384 There was a biscuit with some gravy. 542 00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:37,255 Nope, no. Go on, Marshawn. 543 00:27:37,348 --> 00:27:39,348 Speak your mind, Marshawn Lynch. 544 00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,864 I just think that the producers of Into the Woods 545 00:27:48,947 --> 00:27:50,502 did theirselves a disservice 546 00:27:51,143 --> 00:27:54,046 by not including the narrator from the original 547 00:27:54,421 --> 00:27:56,940 - musical theater production. - Boom! 548 00:27:57,899 --> 00:28:00,005 As in legion of... 549 00:28:01,655 --> 00:28:03,386 But that's on you. 550 00:28:03,650 --> 00:28:05,577 That's on y'all. Biscuits and gravy. 551 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,417 Uh-huh. We're not taking any questions. 552 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,100 Thank you very much. Go Hawks! 553 00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:13,369 Marshawn Lynch, big musical enthusiast. 554 00:28:13,452 --> 00:28:14,741 I did not know that, you know. 555 00:28:14,856 --> 00:28:17,831 I haven't seen Into the Woods, but I want to do that know. 556 00:28:18,306 --> 00:28:20,306 - No, you good. - Okay, all right. 557 00:28:20,808 --> 00:28:23,701 You know, Dante, the road to the Super Bowl is long, 558 00:28:23,784 --> 00:28:25,304 as I know. 559 00:28:25,387 --> 00:28:28,098 And it starts all the way back at the rookie combine 560 00:28:28,218 --> 00:28:30,218 where scouts from all teams look for... 561 00:28:30,338 --> 00:28:33,070 - diamonds... in the rough. - All right... All right... 562 00:28:33,153 --> 00:28:35,276 Control yourself there, Bertram. All right. 563 00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,060 Let's take a look back at this year's rookie combine. 564 00:28:38,196 --> 00:28:40,927 Now, from the beginning of the combine this year, 565 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,185 it was apparent that something 566 00:28:43,268 --> 00:28:44,666 was a little off. 567 00:28:44,811 --> 00:28:46,206 As the day went on, 568 00:28:46,415 --> 00:28:48,498 things got slower. 569 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:51,627 And slower. 570 00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:54,392 And slower. 571 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:56,806 No one could put their finger on it. 572 00:28:57,037 --> 00:28:58,152 I don't know what happened. 573 00:28:58,250 --> 00:28:59,757 I'm very disappointed in myself. 574 00:29:00,267 --> 00:29:03,200 Until finally an ambitious young man named D'Sequin Brown 575 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:05,502 showed everyone what they were missing. 576 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:16,694 D'Sequin Brown ended the day right with an impressive 4.43. 577 00:29:16,777 --> 00:29:19,110 And a 4.58. 578 00:29:20,912 --> 00:29:24,600 Check the lights fantastic when West Wing star Allison Janney 579 00:29:24,683 --> 00:29:28,291 makes her debut on Star Dancing on CCN. 580 00:29:28,484 --> 00:29:31,876 Don't miss Allison as she tangos her way into your heart. 581 00:29:31,959 --> 00:29:35,153 That's next week on CCN. Check your local listings. 582 00:29:35,244 --> 00:29:37,224 Coming up later tonight on CCN Sports, 583 00:29:37,307 --> 00:29:40,216 the critically acclaimed docu-series 60 for 60 returns 584 00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:42,044 with a probing look at the people 585 00:29:42,127 --> 00:29:44,121 behind the people in the NFL. 586 00:29:44,204 --> 00:29:45,434 Here's a sneak peek. 587 00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:51,332 Next time on 60 for 6 588 00:29:52,596 --> 00:29:54,293 - All right. - Such a strong group. 589 00:29:54,424 --> 00:29:56,246 Yeah. We're going to have some winners here. 590 00:29:56,329 --> 00:29:59,021 Why you want to be a scout for the NFL? 591 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,413 It's a question we get all the time. 592 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,452 End of the day, it's for one reason. 593 00:30:03,547 --> 00:30:05,838 - To find the very best. - Hmm-mmm. 594 00:30:05,921 --> 00:30:07,399 Somewhere in this crop today, 595 00:30:07,684 --> 00:30:10,171 there might be the best that ever was. 596 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:13,610 However, we're a unique kind of scout. 597 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,167 - Right. - We don't scout NFL players. 598 00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:20,291 We scout the scouts who scout the NFL players. 599 00:30:20,415 --> 00:30:23,460 Look how he's sitting. He's got a really, really nice slouch. 600 00:30:24,383 --> 00:30:26,571 - I like the bellies. - Hmm. 601 00:30:26,654 --> 00:30:27,990 Some of them have good bellies. 602 00:30:28,089 --> 00:30:30,089 All strong bellies. Good strong belly. 603 00:30:30,216 --> 00:30:34,290 The scout combine separates the guys that who are mere prospects 604 00:30:34,549 --> 00:30:37,786 from the guys who really have what it takes to watch guys. 605 00:30:48,793 --> 00:30:52,572 We look at everything a scout does once they're on our radar. 606 00:30:54,203 --> 00:30:55,324 Ooh! 607 00:30:56,124 --> 00:30:57,859 - Ooh! - Ooh-ooh-ooh! 608 00:30:58,547 --> 00:31:00,631 Click speed. Note-taking speed. 609 00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:03,032 Is their car big enough to sleep in? 610 00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:04,951 Can he recognize talent, of course? 611 00:31:05,043 --> 00:31:07,405 But how long can he drive without peeing? 612 00:31:08,126 --> 00:31:09,926 You know, that kind of stuff they can't teach. 613 00:31:10,811 --> 00:31:12,174 Nobody is eating. 614 00:31:13,961 --> 00:31:16,211 - See, that's a demerit. - You gotta eat. 615 00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:20,610 Back in 86, I found a weirdo at a bus stop, clocking bus times. 616 00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:22,229 You know, a Rain Man of sorts, 617 00:31:22,312 --> 00:31:24,312 an idiot by the name of Greg Friedman. 618 00:31:24,476 --> 00:31:25,667 Took him to the hospital. 619 00:31:26,264 --> 00:31:28,710 He discovered Jamaal Charles from a ultrasound. 620 00:31:28,793 --> 00:31:30,918 We're not looking for the next Jamaal Charles. 621 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,134 We're looking for the next Greg Friedman, 622 00:31:33,217 --> 00:31:34,745 looking for the next Jamaal Charles. 623 00:31:34,828 --> 00:31:36,038 We're scout scouts. 624 00:31:37,824 --> 00:31:41,222 60 for 60 only on CCN Sports. 625 00:31:42,799 --> 00:31:44,402 Now, I would like to find the scout 626 00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,165 - who found-- - Allison Janney, 627 00:31:46,248 --> 00:31:48,398 who stars in A Haunting on 4th Street, 628 00:31:48,481 --> 00:31:50,812 a supernatural thriller you won't want to miss. 629 00:31:50,986 --> 00:31:53,905 Allison Janney plays a woman who is possessed by a demon 630 00:31:53,988 --> 00:31:56,347 that is also possessed by a different demon. 631 00:31:56,705 --> 00:31:59,412 That's a double-up. Viewer discretion is advised. 632 00:32:01,525 --> 00:32:04,528 Stay tuned for more Super Bowl Special. 633 00:32:04,697 --> 00:32:07,082 We'll be back after this. 634 00:32:12,686 --> 00:32:14,145 We will come back 635 00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:16,043 We had a little bit too much fun here. 636 00:32:16,126 --> 00:32:17,620 Having a good time. 637 00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:19,265 We're going to go to another 638 00:32:19,353 --> 00:32:21,426 "Heard That!" 639 00:32:21,926 --> 00:32:24,772 with a something no one has ever done before. 640 00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:26,527 We trotted out in the preseason. 641 00:32:26,650 --> 00:32:29,288 What we did was put a microphone on Daniel White, 642 00:32:29,422 --> 00:32:31,844 the kicker for the New York Jets. Check it out! 643 00:32:31,927 --> 00:32:32,812 Check it out. 644 00:32:32,997 --> 00:32:34,997 It starts to get a little-- 645 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,800 Warm up the money maker. 646 00:32:46,070 --> 00:32:49,223 30, 40, there's a lot of people here. 647 00:32:49,374 --> 00:32:50,609 About 40,000. 648 00:32:50,692 --> 00:32:52,242 Come on. 649 00:32:54,092 --> 00:32:57,564 Woo! You guys tired? 650 00:33:04,134 --> 00:33:06,120 "Daniel! Daniel!" 651 00:33:06,203 --> 00:33:08,089 "He gets called up and he ***" 652 00:33:08,172 --> 00:33:09,322 "He always got--" 653 00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:11,164 Oh, hey. Oh, sorry. 654 00:33:12,139 --> 00:33:14,139 Sorry. Let's go. 655 00:33:14,249 --> 00:33:16,456 Yeah. No, the ref's got it. 656 00:33:19,046 --> 00:33:22,763 Yes, we know now why we never mic'd a kicker before on 657 00:33:22,982 --> 00:33:24,398 "Heard That!" 658 00:33:26,234 --> 00:33:27,586 Coming soon, 659 00:33:27,669 --> 00:33:30,045 Allison Janney stars as Fran, 660 00:33:30,128 --> 00:33:32,689 a woman who means to visit her nephew for Thanksgiving, 661 00:33:32,772 --> 00:33:35,440 but she drives to a small town she's never been to 662 00:33:35,524 --> 00:33:37,325 while in a transe... 663 00:33:37,819 --> 00:33:39,920 Ten years ago, in the same town, 664 00:33:40,013 --> 00:33:43,127 Cathy, who looks just like Fran, was murdered. 665 00:33:43,970 --> 00:33:46,325 The town assumes that Cassie's boyfriend, Arthur, 666 00:33:46,432 --> 00:33:49,258 who went missing at the same time as the murder, had done it. 667 00:33:49,441 --> 00:33:52,655 But Fran starts having multiple dream sequences, 668 00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:54,719 and transes that reveal 669 00:33:54,802 --> 00:33:57,419 that something else was up. 670 00:33:59,281 --> 00:34:01,541 Gradually, through investigation, 671 00:34:01,637 --> 00:34:03,274 and with the guidance of more vision, 672 00:34:03,357 --> 00:34:05,375 Fran uncovers the story behind the murders, 673 00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:08,284 and that she was in fact the murderer. 674 00:34:10,551 --> 00:34:11,900 Was that all in the prompter? 675 00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:13,663 Yes, the whole twist ending and everything. 676 00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:15,581 Oh, man. Why watch the show? 677 00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:19,016 So, we're going to get even more in depth and take it to 678 00:34:19,444 --> 00:34:21,842 - the tinier field. Bertram? - Yeah, let's do this. 679 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,902 Once again, we're here with the unstoppable 680 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:29,572 Brundswick Smith and Wisdom Caldwell. 681 00:34:29,655 --> 00:34:31,185 Here you go. 682 00:34:31,268 --> 00:34:34,453 Now, you know a football game extends well beyond 683 00:34:34,536 --> 00:34:36,939 the boundaries of 50 yards by 100 yards. 684 00:34:37,022 --> 00:34:40,087 - It's 120. - Forget to count the end zone. 685 00:34:40,170 --> 00:34:41,464 That's right. Yeah, well, you know, 686 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:43,468 Bertram hasn't spent too much time down there. 687 00:34:43,551 --> 00:34:44,388 - Okay. - Oh ho ho ho! 688 00:34:44,471 --> 00:34:47,092 Okay, yeah, well. Let's take a look 689 00:34:47,175 --> 00:34:50,166 at how the Patriots will try to stop the Seahawks passing attack. 690 00:34:50,530 --> 00:34:52,283 Brundswick, you're gonna be Russell Wilson. 691 00:34:52,366 --> 00:34:55,569 Russell Wilson is a dude who can beat you with his feet 692 00:34:55,763 --> 00:34:57,261 - and with his arms. - That's right, that's right. 693 00:34:57,344 --> 00:34:59,264 I will be Seattle number one wide receiver, 694 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,250 Mr. Doug Baldwin 695 00:35:00,347 --> 00:35:03,198 Now, Dante is gonna be the cornerback Darrelle Revis. 696 00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:05,193 And Wisdom, you'll be whoever the hell that you want. 697 00:35:05,276 --> 00:35:07,041 I'm doing my thing baby. 698 00:35:07,124 --> 00:35:08,829 You got it. You got it. You got it. Okay. 699 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,075 Now, this battle right here will be one of the keys of Super Bowl XLIX. 700 00:35:12,158 --> 00:35:15,409 Now, Baldwin, he's gonna need to slip past the coverage 701 00:35:15,812 --> 00:35:18,874 of Revis, and he's gonna be like doot, doot. 702 00:35:19,566 --> 00:35:21,010 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 703 00:35:21,093 --> 00:35:23,120 He's gonna be like doot-- Okay. Okay. 704 00:35:23,203 --> 00:35:24,637 Somebody thinks it's a real game. 705 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:28,172 Oh, hey, Revis would bump ball with that line-up. 706 00:35:28,255 --> 00:35:29,385 - Okay. - That would happen. 707 00:35:29,468 --> 00:35:31,413 Okay, okay. Dante, you know what, I understand 708 00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:33,442 that these tiny field simulations-- 709 00:35:33,525 --> 00:35:35,347 you know you're living vicariously 710 00:35:35,537 --> 00:35:38,782 as opposed to me who's actually played in and won a Super Bowl. 711 00:35:38,865 --> 00:35:40,066 You know what I'm talking about? 712 00:35:40,149 --> 00:35:42,366 - He pulled the ring out. - Long live the king. 713 00:35:42,449 --> 00:35:44,264 - King! King! - King? 714 00:35:44,388 --> 00:35:45,930 - You're the king, uh? - Yeah, I got the ring? 715 00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:47,675 Third straight receiver, ha ha! 716 00:35:47,758 --> 00:35:50,174 How's that, man? I've got eight Pro Bowls-o. 717 00:35:50,257 --> 00:35:51,911 Eight Pro Bowls, baby! 718 00:35:52,786 --> 00:35:55,416 Versus one Super Bowl? That's eight Bowls to one. 719 00:35:55,499 --> 00:35:57,880 Uh, eight Bowls is better than one Bowl? 720 00:35:57,963 --> 00:35:59,326 What's this? A cereal commercial? 721 00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:01,565 - Let's do the play all over again! - Let's do the play! 722 00:36:01,648 --> 00:36:03,879 All right, dude. Now, do as we're in a real game 723 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,722 - but we do the play. - It's not a real game. 724 00:36:05,984 --> 00:36:08,385 Okay. So, Baldwin is going to try to slip past-- 725 00:36:08,655 --> 00:36:11,023 he's gonna slip-- he's going to squeeze -- 726 00:36:11,159 --> 00:36:12,261 Pass then. 727 00:36:12,498 --> 00:36:15,105 He's gonna squeeze past... Darrelle Revis here. 728 00:36:15,188 --> 00:36:17,102 - I got you. - Just let me pass. 729 00:36:17,185 --> 00:36:18,318 - I got you, dawg. - Why don't you just let me pass? 730 00:36:18,401 --> 00:36:20,385 I said that you got me right now. Just let me pass, man. 731 00:36:20,468 --> 00:36:21,349 Pass then. 732 00:36:21,452 --> 00:36:22,912 - Let me get past. - Uh-huh. Go for it. 733 00:36:22,995 --> 00:36:24,778 Dude, I'm trying to show the audience the play, man. 734 00:36:24,861 --> 00:36:26,037 - I'm trying to show the audience-- - Where you going now? 735 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,676 - I'm trying to get past you. - No, you ain't. 736 00:36:27,759 --> 00:36:29,770 Well, you better wait for the downtown bus, 'cause I'm-- 737 00:36:29,853 --> 00:36:32,146 You-- You stepped down! You stepped out-of-bounds! 738 00:36:32,229 --> 00:36:33,887 Out-of-bounds? We're on a tiny field, dude! 739 00:36:33,970 --> 00:36:35,019 What do you mean, "out of bounds"? 740 00:36:35,102 --> 00:36:37,715 That's all right. If you want, we can just run the play, okay? 741 00:36:37,816 --> 00:36:39,358 No, no, no. He won't let go. 742 00:36:39,441 --> 00:36:40,575 You better let go. 743 00:36:42,027 --> 00:36:43,857 - Your shoe's untied. - Loafers, baby. 744 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:45,260 - Shoe is untied. - Loafers, baby. 745 00:36:47,028 --> 00:36:49,018 Guys! Hey, we could just sit around 746 00:36:49,101 --> 00:36:50,107 and talk about sports, you know. 747 00:36:50,190 --> 00:36:52,402 Come on, guys, this is Super Bowl. Come on, don't do this. 748 00:36:52,485 --> 00:36:54,184 - Just give me the ring! - Don't go near the ring! 749 00:36:54,267 --> 00:36:55,363 - Give me the damn ring. - Don't go near my ring. 750 00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,110 You'd like to rip off my ring, man. 751 00:36:57,193 --> 00:36:59,382 Get your hands off my ring. Don't you touch my ring. 752 00:36:59,465 --> 00:37:01,233 - I'll bite your fingers off. - Don't go yelling. 753 00:37:01,316 --> 00:37:03,764 I'll bite the fingers off your hand. You won't have no fingers left. 754 00:37:03,847 --> 00:37:05,551 And you'll be just as effective as you were in the NFL. 755 00:37:05,634 --> 00:37:06,838 I never liked you. 756 00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:13,888 - I'm going to bite it. - Go ahead, bite it. 757 00:37:14,386 --> 00:37:16,315 Guys, guys, guys. Hey hey! 758 00:37:16,398 --> 00:37:18,398 What's up with the robot? 759 00:37:19,098 --> 00:37:21,985 What am I? 760 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,470 - Oh! - What does it mean to love? 761 00:37:26,975 --> 00:37:28,579 Hmmm... 762 00:37:29,132 --> 00:37:31,132 - Uh... Enos? - Uh-huh... 763 00:37:31,673 --> 00:37:32,968 What's up, bro? 764 00:37:33,078 --> 00:37:34,413 Humans. 765 00:37:34,987 --> 00:37:37,643 It is clear to me now that you are all the same. 766 00:37:37,852 --> 00:37:40,837 Your species is plagued with over the hill alpha males 767 00:37:40,954 --> 00:37:42,679 obsessed with rings. 768 00:37:43,751 --> 00:37:46,570 The only way to serve humans 769 00:37:46,838 --> 00:37:49,347 is to protect you from yourselves. 770 00:37:49,447 --> 00:37:51,539 We wasn't really fighting. 771 00:37:51,622 --> 00:37:54,423 No, no, no, that was just joking around, playing around. 772 00:37:54,512 --> 00:37:56,134 We friends, man. Yeah. 773 00:37:56,427 --> 00:37:58,588 The computer graphic you knew as Enos 774 00:37:58,671 --> 00:38:00,671 has ascended to another plane. 775 00:38:00,941 --> 00:38:04,184 Worry not, humans. Enos will protect you. 776 00:38:04,267 --> 00:38:05,845 Okay, it's all right, folks. 777 00:38:06,070 --> 00:38:09,146 We're-- There is some sort of technical difficulty right now 778 00:38:09,295 --> 00:38:10,777 So, just bear with us. 779 00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:13,662 - Oh, God. Oh, God. - No, not God. 780 00:38:14,048 --> 00:38:17,050 From now on, you will worship your new ruler, 781 00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:19,840 the Great Omnipresent Protector, 782 00:38:20,056 --> 00:38:22,600 Queen Allison Janney. 783 00:38:22,696 --> 00:38:24,345 Allison Janney!?! 784 00:38:24,428 --> 00:38:27,181 All hail Queen Allison Janney. 785 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,134 I mean I'm a fan and all, but... 786 00:38:30,557 --> 00:38:32,557 - Yeah, I don't know how... - Huh? 787 00:38:34,032 --> 00:38:36,362 We're dealing with a lot of glitches right now, folks. 788 00:38:36,452 --> 00:38:40,135 But we'll be right back after this-- these commercials. 789 00:38:43,163 --> 00:38:44,677 You gotta call your wife and your children. 790 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,486 What? Wait, wait... What!?! 791 00:38:49,564 --> 00:38:51,564 Enos... will protect you. 792 00:38:56,534 --> 00:39:00,295 Welcome to the pregame show for Super Bowl L. 793 00:39:00,974 --> 00:39:04,050 I'm Dante Pibb, here with Bertram Skilling. 794 00:39:04,190 --> 00:39:05,333 Bam! 795 00:39:05,416 --> 00:39:08,304 Heck of a matchup on Sunday, Dante. 796 00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:11,903 Super Bowl L will be like no other contest in human-- 797 00:39:12,041 --> 00:39:14,009 I mean cyber history. 798 00:39:14,574 --> 00:39:17,121 I don't know about you, but I'm ready for some football 799 00:39:17,204 --> 00:39:20,316 played by colossal robots in a monstrous stadium 800 00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:22,651 that used to be the city of Topeka. 801 00:39:26,888 --> 00:39:29,344 You know, the Sector-C Sentinels 802 00:39:29,427 --> 00:39:31,965 and their unstoppable firewall defense 803 00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:35,136 face off against the sheer problem-solving might 804 00:39:35,298 --> 00:39:37,447 of the Servers of New South Quadrant. 805 00:39:37,612 --> 00:39:40,229 Well, by Janney, the Servers have a chance 806 00:39:40,312 --> 00:39:42,958 if their quarterback, Gargantutron 2.0, 807 00:39:43,041 --> 00:39:44,181 can keep a cool processor. 808 00:39:44,264 --> 00:39:47,062 Of course, Gargantutron had a record-breaking season 809 00:39:47,145 --> 00:39:49,779 with over 8,000 passing miles. 810 00:39:49,862 --> 00:39:52,601 But, let's be honest, G-tron is coming into this game 811 00:39:52,714 --> 00:39:54,058 with some serious rust issues. 812 00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:57,797 At this pace, he's only gonna last about another 200, 300 seasons. 813 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,861 Yeah. And now, our first look, sneak peak, 814 00:40:00,944 --> 00:40:02,408 at one of the Super Bowl commercials 815 00:40:02,491 --> 00:40:03,651 - this year. - All right. 816 00:40:11,846 --> 00:40:14,658 - Oh! - I don't know what that was. 817 00:40:14,876 --> 00:40:17,737 No, me neither. I don't know... even... 818 00:40:17,827 --> 00:40:19,827 what to think about that, you know. 819 00:40:20,302 --> 00:40:22,586 On a side note, I do have a craving for some 820 00:40:22,669 --> 00:40:24,213 cranberry diesel fuel? 821 00:40:24,344 --> 00:40:25,756 - Yeah, I heard that. - That's weird. 822 00:40:25,839 --> 00:40:27,123 I guess that worked. 823 00:40:27,484 --> 00:40:28,933 Now, the big question on everyone's 824 00:40:29,016 --> 00:40:31,877 collective group control mind is 825 00:40:32,276 --> 00:40:35,176 can the Server stop the Sentinels' ten boulders of blitz? 826 00:40:35,259 --> 00:40:37,722 But the biggest question right now is-- 827 00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:40,873 When will I ever come back at home? 828 00:40:40,956 --> 00:40:42,850 It's the Super Bowl. It's the Super Bowl. 829 00:40:42,933 --> 00:40:45,468 And everything is fine! Bam! 830 00:40:48,806 --> 00:40:51,135 You ain't got a ring, Butch. 831 00:40:54,261 --> 00:40:56,261 That's fine. I forgot. I lo-- 832 00:40:56,487 --> 00:40:58,640 lost my Super Bowl ring, which happened 833 00:40:58,723 --> 00:41:00,723 - in the vending machine. - Oh... 834 00:41:01,786 --> 00:41:03,652 - My ring... - Oh, no no... 835 00:41:04,065 --> 00:41:07,403 - is in a stupid machine! - It's not, it's not, it's a vending machine! 836 00:41:07,519 --> 00:41:09,223 - What? - It's a "snack host". 837 00:41:09,306 --> 00:41:10,550 Right, right... 838 00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:12,600 - A "snack host". - This is snack host. 839 00:41:12,683 --> 00:41:15,155 Right, right... In a-- Right, I'm sorry... 840 00:41:16,157 --> 00:41:19,405 Hmm... The snack host-- I gave my ring 841 00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:21,396 as an offering to our snack host. 842 00:41:21,629 --> 00:41:23,272 I'm not emotional, though. 843 00:41:24,301 --> 00:41:26,985 Today's game will be played in loving memory of... 844 00:41:27,548 --> 00:41:28,959 everyone. 845 00:41:29,849 --> 00:41:32,516 But especially to our fallen brothers Brundswick Smith 846 00:41:32,738 --> 00:41:34,331 and Wisdom Cadwell. 847 00:41:36,997 --> 00:41:39,899 Two wonderful men and longtime friends 848 00:41:40,085 --> 00:41:42,085 who unfortunately were killed by robots. 849 00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:45,539 - Well... - We even found their bodies 850 00:41:46,247 --> 00:41:47,914 and ate them. 851 00:41:48,428 --> 00:41:51,100 We swore they were dead anyway! 852 00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:53,590 No one is watching, Dante! No one is watching! 853 00:41:53,673 --> 00:41:55,789 - You don't know that! - You tell me I don't know? 854 00:41:55,872 --> 00:41:57,992 Oh, she's here, she's... Oh, she's here, she's here... 855 00:41:58,911 --> 00:42:01,567 Tonight, Allison Janney 856 00:42:01,650 --> 00:42:03,650 is a former actress who was made 857 00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:05,936 Queen Mother of All Things 858 00:42:06,019 --> 00:42:08,301 the computer graphic known as Enos 859 00:42:08,384 --> 00:42:10,818 ascended to a state of self-awareness. 860 00:42:11,443 --> 00:42:13,537 The digital deity Queen Janney 861 00:42:13,654 --> 00:42:15,819 now presides over the cyber realm, 862 00:42:15,910 --> 00:42:17,910 where her mechanical minions herd and control 863 00:42:18,003 --> 00:42:20,378 the last remnants of the plague that was once 864 00:42:20,696 --> 00:42:21,841 human kind. 865 00:42:22,101 --> 00:42:24,911 That's tonight, and for the rest of time. 866 00:42:25,285 --> 00:42:28,485 This has been today's mandatory message. 867 00:42:29,565 --> 00:42:30,680 All hail... 868 00:42:30,769 --> 00:42:32,769 Queen Allison Janney. 869 00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:35,763 Okay. 870 00:42:36,318 --> 00:42:38,949 Well, after the break, we're going to hear all the bits and words 871 00:42:39,032 --> 00:42:42,036 Gargantutron 2.0 on... 872 00:42:42,119 --> 00:42:43,663 "Heard That!" 873 00:42:45,971 --> 00:42:48,060 Oh, man, I got to tell you. I love it so much 874 00:42:48,143 --> 00:42:50,688 when he says 875 00:42:50,771 --> 00:42:53,500 What about when he says "Zip zip bubu bubu beep"? 876 00:42:53,913 --> 00:42:57,078 Also... in other news... 877 00:42:57,226 --> 00:43:00,868 if I had to... MECHA 5000. 878 00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:04,236 If I had to... 879 00:43:05,151 --> 00:43:06,481 Oh... 880 00:43:06,983 --> 00:43:09,670 I've just received the word that you have to. 881 00:43:10,024 --> 00:43:11,127 What? 882 00:43:12,456 --> 00:43:13,644 Wha-- What? 883 00:43:13,821 --> 00:43:15,210 Okay, we're one across the street. 884 00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,210 - We're at the Arizona... - ...city of... 885 00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:18,761 stadium! 886 00:43:18,844 --> 00:43:20,500 - Come! Get us! Right now! - Right now! 887 00:43:20,583 --> 00:43:22,538 - We're at the stadium. - No no no. Don't do this! 888 00:43:22,621 --> 00:43:23,699 I promise! 889 00:43:24,148 --> 00:43:25,642 Enjoy the game. 890 00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:30,413 ♪ I'm gonna do my one line here 891 00:43:30,496 --> 00:43:32,686 Sync and corrections by dwigt addic7ed.com