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[theme music playing]

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[bats' wings flapping]

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[thunder claps]

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[crows cawing]

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[thunder claps]

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[leaves rustling]

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[bats screeching]

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[dramatic music playing]

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-[pencil scratching on paper]
-[Faustus chanting in Eldritch]

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[chanting continues]

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[wind blows]

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It's time.

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The first of the eldritch terrors
is upon us.

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[chuckles]

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And the prophet said,
"Let there be darkness across the land."

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[dramatic music playing]

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[breathing through gas masks]

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Hey, I used to work at the mine too.

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[laughs]

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Argh!

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Hey...

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any of you fellas got something to drink?

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Now, come on. One of you must.

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I mean, for Old Gus. Hmm?

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[creaking]

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[Gus choking]

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[metal clanking]

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[electricity crackles]

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["Time of the Season" playing]

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<i>♪ It's the time of the season ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When love runs high ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In this time, give it to me easy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And let me try with pleasured hands ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To show you every one ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's the time of the season for loving ♪</i>

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[meows]

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Where are the aunties?

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Zelda is at the Academy...

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[chuckling]
...and Auntie Hilda is at Dr. Cerberus's.

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Huh.

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[inhales] What are you reading?

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Re-reading the existentialists.

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Camus, Sartre, Kierkegaard.

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They're showing <i>The Evil Dead</i> trilogy
at the Paramount tonight.

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Wanna go?

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No. Far too many people.

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And as Sartre wrote,
"Hell is other people."

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Unless it's just...

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Hell.

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What about going with your mortal friends?

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Already going...

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on a double date.

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Oh, buck up, Cousin.
Being single is not the end of the world.

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In fact,
I'm quite enjoying my time on my own.

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Now, on that note,

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I'll be off. Ta-ra!

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[Sabrina sighs]

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[sighs]

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[Salem meows]

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You'll never leave me, will you, Salem?

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[purrs, meows]

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Thank you, Salem.

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[tuts]

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[bell ringing]

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[Theo] That's super weird, Harvey.

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What's super weird?

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Uh, a homeless guy who hung out
by the mines died last night.

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Oh no!

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Was he murdered?

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No, no, no, nothing like that.

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Honestly, guys, it's kind of a bummer.
Can we change the subject?

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Sure.

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We can talk about the fact

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that Baxter High doesn't have
any sex education classes.

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-Come again?
-I know. Crazy, right?

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And I called around.

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Every single other high school
in the state has them, except for us.

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And get this. At Riverdale,

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they have condom machines in the bathroom.

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Did-- did I miss something?

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If this whole pagan debacle
taught us anything,

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it's that teenagers are having sex.
It's real.

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So it's important that we are taught
how to have sex safely and responsibly.

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[Robin] Mm-hmm.

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Do you agree, Sabrina?

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Yeah. Yes, in theory.

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Which is why WICCA
is circulating a petition

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and collecting signatures.
Will you sign it?

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Sure.

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You guys, I've been thinking.

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It's been a while since the Fright Club
had any kind of meeting.

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Why would we?

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I mean, there haven't been
any monsters to fight.

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Well, yeah, but even as a band.

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Yeah, we're not really a band anymore.

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Roz and I, we're...
we're making our own music now.

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[whispering] They're like the John Lennon
and Yoko Ono of Baxter High.

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-[Theo laughs]
-Oh.

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[Roz giggles]

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You know, Robin,
you're pretty funny for a hobgoblin.

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[Robin chuckles]

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[electricity crackles]

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[man breathing through face mask]

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Hey.

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Hey, stop that!

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Hey now, friend.

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What are you doing?

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[bell ringing]

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Hey, Sabrina.

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Hi, Billy.

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So I was wondering
if you would maybe consider

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going out with my boy Carl.

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Why isn't Carl asking me out himself?

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'Cause he's shy,

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you know... [chuckles]

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...inexperienced.

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Tell Carl if he wants to ask me out,

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he has to do it himself.

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Hi, Ms. Wardwell.

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[Sabrina]
<i>Clear your mind, clear your heart,</i>

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<i>let these painful thoughts depart.</i>

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When you wake up,

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you'll have no memory
of the Spellmans being witches.

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[panting]

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It is no secret
that this coven has a dark history,

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but when we reached the Great Crossroads,

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our many-named, triple-voiced Hecate

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was waiting there for us.

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Dark Mother,

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Guide,

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Guardian,

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Gatekeeper,

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Maiden,

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Mother,

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Crone.

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Today, we, the Order of Hecate,

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rededicate this Academy...

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to your worship.

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And to further honor our Dark Mother,

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each year, we will name
a Maiden, Mother, and Crone

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to embody and exalt her three forms.

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The Crone is the keeper of mysteries
and arcane wisdom.

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-Though I am far...
-[all giggle]

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<i>...far</i> too young for the title,

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I will be this year's designated Crone.

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Next is our Mother.

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She can create life

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and withstand
the terrible pain of childbirth.

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This year,
our Mother will be embodied by...

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Hilda.

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[all applauding]

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And last, but certainly not least,

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we must select our Maiden.

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Our Maiden represents curiosity,

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pursuit of knowledge,

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and boundless potential.

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Our Maiden for this year will be...

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Prudence.

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[scattered applause]

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[whispering indistinctly]

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[Sabrina] Melvin, have you seen Ambrose?

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He's in the reading room,

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but I was actually looking for you,
Sabrina.

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I was wondering, since Nick and Prudence
are hanging out now,

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do you wanna go out sometime...

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with me?

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Melvin, you're a great guy,
and I am flattered,

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but I don't think I'm ready

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to get into another relationship
right now.

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It was just a date, Sabrina,

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but that's okay. No worries.

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See you around.

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[Ambrose]
<i>What can I do for you, Coz?</i>

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-I wanted to float an idea by you.
-Mm?

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I was thinking I could maybe possibly...

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go to Hell and visit Sabrina Morningstar.

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Why, for all that is unholy,
would you want to do that?

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I've been thinking about her a lot lately,

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what her life is like.

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It's a life I could have had.

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I could see if she needs help,
you know, being queen.

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We have been over this already.

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Okay, uh...

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It is bad enough for the state of reality

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that there are two Sabrinas
existing simultaneously.

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Anytime the two of you
come into direct contact

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could precipitate a cataclysm.

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An alternate timeline
could blink into existence

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next to our own,
or even worse, on top of it.

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That hypothetical alternate timeline
could attempt to dominate our own,

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which could result in a crisis

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that could snuff both timelines
out of existence completely.

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And that's obviously bad... [whispering]
...but we aren't sure that would happen.

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No.

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N-O.

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It's too risky, Sabrina.

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Whatever curiosities you have
about Sabrina Morningstar,

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put them to bed.

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No good will come
of you seeing or talking to her.

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You chose this life...

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and this realm.

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What if I chose wrong?

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Well, there's...

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there's nothing to be done
other than to make your peace with it.

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-[Mambo] <i>To a successful first day...</i>
-[glasses clink]

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you old crone.

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Do you really think I'm a crone?

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Would I do this...

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if I thought...

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you were a crone?

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[sighs]

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[knocking on door]

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Good afternoon, ma'am.

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How can I help you?

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I'm Sister Julia,
wife of Good Reverend Lovecraft.

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We've just raised our church,
the Pilgrims of the Night Church,

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and I'm going door to door
spreading the news.

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We would love it
if you came to visit us soon.

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[inhales] No, thank you,
but, um... I don't need a new church.

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Sister,

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do you know fear?

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How do you mean?

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Anxiety,

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loneliness,

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the darkness.

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I mean, these are frightening times,
aren't they?

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There's a pervading dread in the air.

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The Pilgrims of the Night Church
could offer you comfort, perhaps.

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Come.

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Visit us.

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We only wanna help you.

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[Hilda humming]

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Hey, love. I didn't know you were home.

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00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:10,337
School's done for the day, Auntie,
both of them.

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Well, isn't this usually
your fun time with your friends?

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How are your friends?

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They're fine.

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I just...

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I just feel like I was gone

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chasing a queenship,

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and now...

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Well, everyone's moved on without me.

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00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:36,043
Well, that can't be right.
What about the Fright Club?

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There is no more Fright Club.

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We don't have a reason
to hang out anymore.

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I have an idea.

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It's quite naughty,

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also a teensy abuse of your magical gifts.
[chuckles]

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But what if you gave the Fright Club
a reason to get back together?

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You know, like, a scary one?

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Aunt Hilda, you're a genius.

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I <i>am</i> a genius. Thank you.

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And I think I can still
catch them at school.

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[Hilda] Yay! [chuckles]

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Get back to your laundry then.

256
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:22,503
I mean, did you have to tell Sabrina
I was inexperienced?

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I thought she'd like that. [laughs]

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-[faucet turns]
-[water running]

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-[faucets turning]
-[water running]

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[gasps]

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[screams]

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Yes, Salem, you should win an Oscar.

263
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:16,888
[meows]

264
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,518
Whoa! Billy, man, what's up?

265
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,983
There's a bloody ghost
in the boys' bathroom!

266
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,404
She's scary as shit!

267
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,146
[together] Fright Club emergency!

268
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,358
[pounding on door]

269
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,079
What's up, guys?

270
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,369
...and then, apparently,

271
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,332
she tried to kill Billy.

272
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,754
She was covered in blood?

273
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,211
That's what Billy said. Yeah.

274
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,799
Sounds like Bloody Mary.

275
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,546
Who?

276
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,047
A vengeful spirit.

277
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,766
She usually turns up
when amateurs practice divination.

278
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,685
Brina, we gotta do something.

279
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,690
It would have to be a group effort.

280
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,570
We're down for that.

281
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,695
[exhales] First, we summon her spirit.

282
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,203
How, how do we do that?

283
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:24,158
We wait for midnight,
and then we stand in front of a mirror.

284
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:29,286
Then we invoke her name three times.
That'll make her materialize.

285
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,916
And then we smash all the mirrors
so she can't escape into one,

286
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,125
and then... I banish her.

287
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,552
Cool. [exhales]

288
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,717
What are we gonna do until midnight?

289
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,096
Milkshakes at Cerberus?

290
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,725
[crow cawing]

291
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:51,111
[Faustus] If any good pilgrim
should walk through the night,

292
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:52,979
he may stumble...

293
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,899
because the light is not within him.

294
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,912
And there will be no light, no hope,

295
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,123
no dawn...

296
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,908
for those who do not believe.

297
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:10,503
For the great and terrible darkness
is coming once more.

298
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,840
And I ask you, neighbors,

299
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,257
when the darkness comes,

300
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,715
what will protect us...

301
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,836
from that eternal night?

302
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,183
What will shield us?

303
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,353
The light.

304
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:29,558
[Faustus] No, sister.

305
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,437
The light cannot save you,

306
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,022
cannot save <i>us</i> now.

307
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,404
When darkness blankets the Earth,

308
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:44,866
and all you hear are the souls
of the tormented begging for mercy,

309
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,615
remember these words:

310
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,711
Do not fight the darkness.

311
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:54,747
Embrace it.

312
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:56,592
Welcome it.

313
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,422
For only then will you be saved.

314
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,298
[owl hooting]

315
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,065
[all] Bloody Mary.

316
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,242
Bloody Mary.

317
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:30,326
Huh.

318
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,960
Billy Marlin's full of sh--

319
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,749
Shit! [pants]

320
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,423
Break the mirrors!

321
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,263
Now!

322
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:44,929
[Bloody Mary screaming]

323
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:47,603
[door closes]

324
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,978
[door creaks open]

325
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,187
[door slams shut]

326
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,041
-[footsteps]
-[inhales]

327
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,468
Sorry, Bloody Mary,
but there are no mirrors in here.

328
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:26,551
This place and these mortals
are under my protection, Bloody Mary,

329
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,306
and so I banish you.

330
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:29,888
[casting spell in Latin]

331
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,273
[Blood Mary screaming]

332
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:36,937
[glass shattering]

333
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,976
[squelching]

334
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,072
How was that?

335
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:43,148
That was...

336
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,744
-amazing!
-[all laugh]

337
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,083
Here's the thing though.

338
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,537
Ghosts often manifest in a pack.

339
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,249
If one shows up, usually, others follow.

340
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:56,583
Well, if they do,
Fright Club will be ready for 'em.

341
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,100
[creaking]

342
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,571
[electricity crackling]

343
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:39,840
[Hilda] Zelds,

344
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,384
made you a bit of din-dins.

345
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:46,428
Oh, you're a goddess-send, Sister.

346
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,338
[scoffs]

347
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:51,006
Who knew reforming a curriculum
would yield so much paperwork?

348
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:57,810
I, um... I did make a bit extra, you know,
in case Mambo was around.

349
00:23:58,311 --> 00:23:59,521
[quietly] Is she around?

350
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,653
Is there something
you want to ask me, Sister?

351
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:04,863
Not at all. Nothing.

352
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,816
You have been spending
quite a few nights at the Academy.

353
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:12,025
Working late.
There's always some problem to quash.

354
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,327
Directrix Spellman, come quickly.

355
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,371
There's a terrible darkness
in the dormitory.

356
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,365
See, Sister?

357
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,130
They'd be lost without me.

358
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,840
Oh.

359
00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:25,091
-Keep that plate warm, won't you?
-Uh...

360
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,552
What in the underworld?

361
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:34,353
Who are you?

362
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,349
Declare yourself! How did you get in here?

363
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,399
Hear me.

364
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,520
This Academy is sealed
against malevolences,

365
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:47,988
so I ask you again, who are you?

366
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:50,574
Speak!

367
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:57,367
[male voice] <i>You project strength</i>
<i>so no one sees how weak you truly are.</i>

368
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:02,538
<i>Marie is only using you</i>
<i>to get close to power.</i>

369
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,745
<i>Marie isn't attracted to you.</i>

370
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:05,916
<i>She doesn't even like you.</i>

371
00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,674
<i>No one likes you, let alone loves you.</i>

372
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:09,837
<i>You are a crone.</i>

373
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,715
<i>-You will always be a withered crone.</i>
-No, stop it.

374
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,892
<i>-</i>[male voice] <i>You'll never have a child.</i>
-Stop it.

375
00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:17,851
[male voice] <i>Never.</i>
<i>Sabrina doesn't think of you as a mother.</i>

376
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,273
<i>-Sabrina hates you.</i>
-Stop!

377
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,398
[Hilda] That's enough!

378
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:25,519
Stop!

379
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:27,693
Right, you... Stop!

380
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:37,454
You're a very big bully.

381
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,790
Nasty little piece of work.

382
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,213
Let's have a look at you.

383
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:48,671
Why is it
that bullies always hide behind masks?

384
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,836
[heavy breathing through mask]

385
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,055
[exhaling]

386
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,064
Wh--

387
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:08,983
You all right, love?

388
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:11,278
I--

389
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,281
I'm not sure.

390
00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:23,791
What do you think it was, Auntie?

391
00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:28,634
If I had to hazard a guess,
I'd say it was a spectral miner.

392
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:32,505
Some poor soul who perished in the mines
and is back to cause trouble.

393
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,142
It was odd though.

394
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,260
[Ambrose] What was?

395
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,602
It was as if the miner
somehow knew my thoughts, my fears,

396
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,103
and was projecting them back at me.

397
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:44,944
Well, the miner I saw
at the edge of the woods

398
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,400
made the mortuary sign burn out.

399
00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:49,649
I saw a miner
on the train tracks by the Academy.

400
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:51,653
He was swinging a pickax at lampposts.

401
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:55,660
It seems we may have more
than one vengeful spirit on our hands.

402
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:58,493
-[telephone ringing]
-[Zelda] Ambrose, do some research.

403
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,405
Find out if we're nearing
the anniversary of any mining disasters.

404
00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:03,958
[Hilda] Spellman Sisters' Mortuary.
Can I assist you?

405
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:06,039
[gasps] Oh.

406
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,127
Oh dear. Okay.

407
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:09,665
Yeah.

408
00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,593
Well, we'll be here. Bye.

409
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,505
Right.

410
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:18,256
Uh, your research will have to wait.
That was the coroner's office.

411
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,222
They're bringing in three bodies,

412
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,022
all vagrants,

413
00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:24,675
all died in mysterious circumstances.

414
00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:31,693
[Sabrina] <i>Roz, what is it?</i>

415
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:33,153
What's wrong?

416
00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:36,445
Brina, we need to talk
about what happened last night.

417
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,993
About Bloody Mary, you mean?

418
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:41,580
Sabrina,

419
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,041
I know it was you...

420
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:45,998
and Salem.

421
00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:48,116
That you faked the whole thing.

422
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,460
-I saw everything with my cunning.
-[exhales]

423
00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:53,248
Why would you do that?

424
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:57,683
I guess...

425
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,430
I guess I was scared...

426
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:02,683
of losing you guys...

427
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:05,104
you, and Harvey, and Theo,

428
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,273
the Fright Club.

429
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:11,860
It just feels like lately
there's been a distance between us.

430
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:14,897
Yeah.

431
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:17,903
I felt that too.

432
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:20,954
And you're okay with that?

433
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:25,577
Brina, I think what's happening is...

434
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:28,956
we're changing.

435
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,214
I didn't. I'm not.

436
00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:35,381
[scoffs] Brina, all you've done is change...

437
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,383
especially since your 16th birthday.

438
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:41,760
I mean,
you got to explore being a witch...

439
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:44,560
and then being the queen of Hell.

440
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:49,144
I mean, if anything,
it's us that got left behind.

441
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,356
Do you really think that?

442
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:56,532
Sabrina,

443
00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,864
we will always be friends,

444
00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,696
whether we're near or far.

445
00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:07,829
You don't have to make up reasons
for us to hang out.

446
00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:12,377
You just have to ask.

447
00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:15,085
Yeah, of course.

448
00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:18,085
Fine. I totally get it.

449
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,010
Okay.

450
00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:25,431
So I'll see you in class then?

451
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,112
[sighs]

452
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:46,830
So, Salem, we have one man
with his bones crushed to powder,

453
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,410
another dead
from carbon monoxide poisoning,

454
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,456
and one seemingly starved to death.

455
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:54,075
This all seems dimly familiar, but--

456
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:56,665
[meows]

457
00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:58,213
Of course!

458
00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:00,126
The Kinkle mine disaster of 1949!

459
00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:01,125
A cave-in.

460
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:04,224
Some of the miners were crushed by rocks,

461
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:07,012
some of them died from poisonous fumes,

462
00:30:07,096 --> 00:30:10,056
and some of them survived
the initial cave-in

463
00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,141
but died of starvation afterwards.

464
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,057
[meows]

465
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:16,024
Bottom line being
that they died terrible, gruesome deaths.

466
00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:17,015
[meows]

467
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,441
-In the dark.
-[meows]

468
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:22,738
Now, you stay here.

469
00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,157
I have a notion.

470
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,156
[Sabrina] What are you talking about?

471
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:32,907
Nicholas was helping me
with a spot of, uh, necromancy.

472
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:36,383
Are you guys insane?
Do you remember what happened last time?

473
00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:38,959
This won't be anything
like the Tommy Kinkle fiasco.

474
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:41,665
[inhales]
We're only doing short-term resurrections.

475
00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:42,916
One minute tops.

476
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:46,049
[Sabrina sighs]

477
00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:48,635
[chanting in Macedonian]

478
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:55,903
-[wind howling]
-[chanting continues]

479
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,780
[meows]

480
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,660
Rise and shine, boys.
We won't keep you long.

481
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:10,620
We just wanna know how you died.
Was it a mining accident?

482
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,792
Or vengeful ghost miners?

483
00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:16,174
It was no accident, neither a ghost.

484
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:20,249
It was the first eldritch terror
that killed us.

485
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,384
Darkness.

486
00:31:22,463 --> 00:31:23,803
A crushing darkness.

487
00:31:23,881 --> 00:31:25,551
A suffocating darkness.

488
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,723
A consuming darkness.

489
00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:29,469
Eldritch terrors.

490
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:30,974
I don't understand.

491
00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:32,925
[miners] The darkness is gathering.

492
00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:35,686
The darkness is rising.

493
00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:37,728
It will spread everywhere.

494
00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:39,862
It will blanket everything.

495
00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:42,279
There is no reasoning with it.

496
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,568
-There is no stopping it.
-[hisses]

497
00:31:44,652 --> 00:31:50,122
In the beginning, all was darkness.
At the end, there will only be darkness.

498
00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:53,239
Darkness, darkness, darkness.

499
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:58,788
Today, this day,
the sun will set and never rise again.

500
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:01,875
You're speaking of Absolute Darkn--
Yes, but where is the source?

501
00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:08,764
[sighs] Mad Father Blackwood
spoke of the eldritch terrors

502
00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:09,973
and of releasing them.

503
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,853
I was wondering when the other shoe
was going to drop, and now it has.

504
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:17,641
The-- the eldritch dark comes
from the outer reaches of the cosmos.

505
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:19,397
Its source could be anywhere.

506
00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:23,229
Just a guess, but if you've been seeing
creepy miners around town,

507
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,030
couldn't they be avatars of this Darkness?

508
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:30,620
Which could mean that the locus
of the Absolute Darkness might be in...

509
00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:32,278
-The mines.
-Precisely.

510
00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:37,406
[Nick] Be careful.

511
00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:42,289
-At the sight of the first psychopomp...
-We won't be astral-projecting that long,

512
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,877
but in and out, right, Ambrose?

513
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,133
That's the plan.

514
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:49,344
We'll travel to the cave
where the 1949 disaster took place,

515
00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:51,585
where all those men
were killed in the dark.

516
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,227
[casting spell in Latin]

517
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,700
That is either a tar pit...

518
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:15,908
or the source of Absolute Darkness.

519
00:33:17,453 --> 00:33:19,123
Do you feel that, Ambrose?

520
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,077
Hopelessness.

521
00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:24,544
Despair.

522
00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:27,589
Loneliness.

523
00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:30,764
It is as Aunt Zelda said,

524
00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:35,095
the Darkness preying on our fears,
our insecurities.

525
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,731
We're not prepared for this.
We-we should go.

526
00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,562
When we come back,
we'll be... we'll be armed physically

527
00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,024
and then psychologically.

528
00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:47,654
[Ambrose and Sabrina casting spell
in Latin]

529
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:51,283
[Sabrina gasping]

530
00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:52,242
Nick!

531
00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:54,319
Prudence!

532
00:33:55,491 --> 00:33:57,451
I called her for, uh, backup.

533
00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:00,785
And you came here to help us?

534
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:04,582
I came because if this dark
is an eldritch terror, as Nicholas said,

535
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,417
then my father can't be far behind.

536
00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,963
And this time, he will get no reprieve.

537
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,047
[electricity crackling]

538
00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:14,427
[whooshing]

539
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,103
This is their doing, I'll wager.

540
00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:21,479
Whose doing?

541
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,229
The avatars of Darkness.

542
00:34:23,644 --> 00:34:26,404
It seems they've clearly moved on
from simply smashing bulbs.

543
00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,271
Well, you don't know that, Ambrose.

544
00:34:28,357 --> 00:34:29,607
Could just be our house.

545
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,072
[electricity crackling]

546
00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:37,993
Harvey!

547
00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:40,121
Did you blow the fuse again?

548
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:41,695
It wasn't me.

549
00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:44,042
Shit!

550
00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:50,918
Hey, there's trouble, Theo.
I mean, the power's out all over town.

551
00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:54,761
Weird. Is this Fright Club-worthy?

552
00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,385
Um, maybe.

553
00:34:58,429 --> 00:34:59,889
Maybe we should call Sabrina.

554
00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:05,227
That was Theo.

555
00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,481
It's confirmed,
the whole town's lost power.

556
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,519
Side note: Fright Club's on standby.

557
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:13,737
With the power out, come sundown,
the entire town will be without light,

558
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,950
allowing the Darkness to escape the mines,
take over Greendale, and eventually--

559
00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:18,701
Surely not the world.

560
00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:22,155
The eldritch terrors
are planet-threatening.

561
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,955
Imagine no more light ever again,
perpetual darkness.

562
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:28,665
We'd descend into utter despair, chaos,

563
00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:32,511
and soon after... death.

564
00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:37,047
How do you even fight a terror?

565
00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:38,894
On multiple fronts.

566
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:41,468
Worse comes to worst,

567
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,643
we cannot allow the Darkness
to escape Greendale.

568
00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:47,935
I will get Mambo Marie and Zelda to help.

569
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:49,400
The whole coven if need be.

570
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,980
Then there's the miners.

571
00:35:51,065 --> 00:35:54,065
I'd take them off the table.
Based on what we've witnessed,

572
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,072
they are attracted to light,
like moth to a flame.

573
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,914
Fright Club should be able
to help with that.

574
00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:58,819
I'm on it.

575
00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:03,538
What? We had a team-up against the pagans.
It was fun.

576
00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:06,583
[Ambrose]
Then there's the Darkness itself.

577
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:09,544
We need power to disperse it.
Wattage, and lots of it,

578
00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,375
and some brave soul

579
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,550
who's willing to venture
into the heart of the Darkness

580
00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:15,419
and generate light from within it.

581
00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:18,552
I'll do it. And before you say no...

582
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,103
I'm a Morningstar, Ambrose.

583
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:27,602
-I can generate light. I'm our best hope.
-What if your powers aren't strong enough?

584
00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:29,765
Your powers are not
at the cosmic level anymore.

585
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,944
No, they're not, but...

586
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:34,901
what if there were two of me?

587
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,194
No, no, as I said many times previously,

588
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:39,528
contact with your other self
could prove cataclysmic.

589
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,914
Aren't we facing something cataclysmic?

590
00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:43,275
True.

591
00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:47,118
How do we go about this? Um... [sighs]

592
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,205
Keep contact to a minimum,

593
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,126
be as quick as possible. Quick!

594
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,340
Don't let anyone other than myself
see you two together.

595
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:56,670
I'll go to Hell in disguise.
You get everything else ready.

596
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:59,220
You're smiling. You're enjoying this.

597
00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:00,797
Being back in action?

598
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,139
A little bit, yeah.

599
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,311
["Hell" by Squirrel Nut Zippers playing]

600
00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:08,601
[song continues]

601
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:16,529
<i>♪ Now the D and the A and the M and the N</i>
<i>And the A and the T and the I-O-N ♪</i>

602
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:18,489
<i>♪ Lose your face, lose your name ♪</i>

603
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,949
<i>♪ Then get fitted for a suit of flame ♪</i>

604
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:25,870
<i>♪ D and the A and the M and the N</i>
<i>And the A and the T and the I-O-N ♪</i>

605
00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:27,702
<i>♪ Lose your face, lose your name ♪</i>

606
00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:34,172
<i>♪ Then get fitted for a suit of flame ♪</i>

607
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,177
[song ends]

608
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:54,728
[crowd cheering and applauding]

609
00:37:58,317 --> 00:38:00,317
[pop song playing]

610
00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:06,954
We need to talk, stat.

611
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,664
[sighs with disgust] Buzz off, minion.

612
00:38:09,745 --> 00:38:11,365
No, Sabrina, it's me...

613
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,168
Sabrina.

614
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,060
That dancing was intense.

615
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,940
What's the special occasion?

616
00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:37,185
None.

617
00:38:37,773 --> 00:38:39,863
In Hell, every night's prom night.

618
00:38:40,317 --> 00:38:42,487
I mean, why not? I'm Queen.

619
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:43,450
True.

620
00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,568
So...

621
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,407
everything's good here?

622
00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:51,661
Honestly, yes.
I mean, Lilith's been super supportive.

623
00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:53,206
Even Dad's been a teddy bear.

624
00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:56,584
Mm-hmm. And Caliban?

625
00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:58,167
[scoffs] I mean, yes.

626
00:38:58,252 --> 00:39:01,052
He tried to trap us in the Ninth Circle
for all eternity,

627
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,720
but he is totes sorry about it.

628
00:39:02,798 --> 00:39:04,508
Uh, no comment.

629
00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:06,965
Whatever. How are you?

630
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:09,175
Good. Great.

631
00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:12,273
You know, same as you,
living my best life.

632
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,440
That is amazing, Sabrina.

633
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:15,638
Yeah. No, it is...

634
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:19,232
except for this pool
of Absolute Darkness in the mines

635
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,275
that's gonna consume Greendale
and the entire world

636
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,109
if we don't stop it with a light
that's bright enough to banish it.

637
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:25,567
Like...

638
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,454
Morningstar bright?

639
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,621
Yes, and I can't do it alone.

640
00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:33,624
But if the two of us can invoke
the unholy power of our birthright,

641
00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:34,624
it might work.

642
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:36,618
Will you help me?

643
00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:40,381
We are each other.

644
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,380
A threat to one of us
is a threat to us both.

645
00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:47,223
[Nick] Mortals,
it's a Fright Club emergency,

646
00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:48,141
and we need you.

647
00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:49,846
Is this a joke?

648
00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:51,389
No, farm boy, it's not.

649
00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:56,019
Absolute Darkness, a plague of darkness,
is threatening Greendale.

650
00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:59,646
-Is that why the power's out?
-[Nick] We think so.

651
00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:02,817
The dark is manifesting
as a horde of spectral miners.

652
00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:05,737
We have to keep them busy
while Sabrina does her thing.

653
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,320
-Did you just say spectral miners?
-We're in, Nick.

654
00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:09,869
What can we do?

655
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:11,868
[Prudence] <i>Listen to me.</i>

656
00:40:12,284 --> 00:40:16,084
If we don't contain the Darkness,
it could suffocate all of Greendale.

657
00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:18,503
If this Darkness is as incalculable
as you say,

658
00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:21,342
then our coven
should be focused on protecting itself.

659
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:22,289
Zelda,

660
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,087
I am afraid Prudence is right.

661
00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:29,433
This is the <i>sa ki mal</i> I have been fearing,

662
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:35,016
the threat that brought me to Greendale.
This Darkness is only the beginning.

663
00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:38,353
It wishes for an end to all life.

664
00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:42,515
We'd be the last line of defense
between the Darkness and the world.

665
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:45,985
I mean, we'd have to do it,
wouldn't we, Zelds?

666
00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:51,624
We'd need a spell of containment

667
00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:55,489
and every witch at our disposal,
including Sabrina.

668
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:57,868
Sabrina, Nicholas, and Ambrose
are otherwise engaged,

669
00:40:57,955 --> 00:40:59,575
but we will manage without them.

670
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,500
Where are they?

671
00:41:08,757 --> 00:41:11,137
Dark Mother, hear our plea:

672
00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:14,679
shroud our realm in a boundary.

673
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:19,518
Mighty Hecate, Guardian of the Crossroads,
we summon thee.

674
00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:24,572
Seal Greendale's borders
so no sepulchral darkness may cross them.

675
00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,904
[all chanting] Dark Mother, hear our plea:

676
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,855
shroud our realm in a boundary.

677
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:34,196
[wind howling]

678
00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:45,959
-[thud]
-[glass shattering]

679
00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:52,128
[exhales]

680
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:57,350
[gasps]

681
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:04,647
[panting]

682
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:11,026
[screams]

683
00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:14,569
[Faustus] <i>Do not fight the darkness.</i>

684
00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:17,157
The light will not save you.

685
00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:36,468
[panting]

686
00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:40,023
-[heavy footsteps]
-[metal clanking]

687
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:49,072
Hey!

688
00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:50,782
Over here!

689
00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:52,859
[dramatic music playing]

690
00:42:58,659 --> 00:43:00,659
[men breathing through gas masks]

691
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,706
[breathing continues]

692
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,421
[carnival music playing]

693
00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:43,000
[owl hooting]

694
00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:54,344
-[Harvey] Ready?
-[Roz] Ready.

695
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,092
[Harvey] Now, Nick!

696
00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:06,389
Hey!

697
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:07,730
Over here!

698
00:44:12,858 --> 00:44:13,858
It's working.

699
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:25,540
Harvey?

700
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:29,214
Now!

701
00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:42,604
-[Nick] Are they all in there?
-[Harvey] Should be.

702
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,180
And that's where they'll stay.

703
00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:45,524
Okay, like I showed you.

704
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,936
[all chanting in Latin]

705
00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:05,866
[splashing]

706
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:13,381
I see what you mean
about the energy down here.

707
00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:14,796
It's...

708
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:18,258
evil and old.

709
00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:21,387
I feel terrible.

710
00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:24,348
And that will only get worse
once you're inside.

711
00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:28,729
Prolonged and acute exposure
to the Darkness is lethal.

712
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:30,890
Death by despair.

713
00:45:31,770 --> 00:45:33,310
So who's going first?

714
00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,307
Me.

715
00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:38,356
And I'll fortify you
with spells from here.

716
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:39,324
Got it.

717
00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:54,745
Here goes nothing.

718
00:46:08,557 --> 00:46:11,937
Hellfire, mine, come near and hark this,

719
00:46:12,394 --> 00:46:15,444
burn bright and shine,
banish this Darkness.

720
00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:22,031
[both]
Hellfire, mine, come near and hark this,

721
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:24,662
burn bright and shine,
banish this Darkness.

722
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:27,120
Hellfire, mine, come near and hark this...

723
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,538
Burn bright and shine,
banish this Darkness.

724
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:36,416
Ambrose, how long do you think
it'll take to work?

725
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:39,962
The density of the Darkness
is like being at the bottom of the oceans.

726
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,047
Give her a minute.

727
00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,471
[both]
Hellfire, mine, come near and hark this...

728
00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:49,717
Burn bright and shine,
banish this Darkness.

729
00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:57,363
Hellfire, mine, come near and hark this...

730
00:46:57,439 --> 00:47:00,439
Burn bright and shine,
banish this Darkness.

731
00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:01,436
Ambrose!

732
00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:02,857
[laughing] I see it, Coz.

733
00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:07,701
[male voice] <i>You're all alone down here.</i>

734
00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:10,831
<i>You're alone in the world.</i>

735
00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:12,748
<i>You have no one.</i>

736
00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:15,330
<i>You will always be alone.</i>

737
00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:17,169
<i>You're an orphan.</i>

738
00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:20,247
<i>You will die alone.</i>

739
00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:21,837
<i>No one loves you.</i>

740
00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:23,672
<i>No one could love you.</i>

741
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:28,298
<i>You put your family in danger.</i>

742
00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:30,637
<i>You put your friends in danger.</i>

743
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:33,314
[Sabrina gasps]

744
00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:35,022
No.

745
00:47:35,894 --> 00:47:36,734
[sighs]

746
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:40,652
[male voice] <i>Alone, unloved, forgotten.</i>

747
00:47:46,071 --> 00:47:49,071
[Sabrina] Something's wrong, Ambrose.
The-- the light's fading.

748
00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:51,536
I have to go in.

749
00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:52,538
I'm...

750
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:54,075
I'm afraid so, Coz.

751
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,057
Sabrina!

752
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,150
[Sabrina Morningstar sobs]

753
00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,478
Oh, Sabrina.

754
00:48:23,108 --> 00:48:25,238
Sabrina, you have to get up.

755
00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:27,859
We have to work together
to defeat the Darkness.

756
00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:28,776
No.

757
00:48:29,656 --> 00:48:30,906
Don't you hear them?

758
00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:32,490
The voices?

759
00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:36,365
Nobody loves me.

760
00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:39,211
I'll always be alone.

761
00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:41,841
[male voice] <i>Look at what</i>
<i>you've brought upon your family.</i>

762
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:45,009
<i>The world would be better off without you.</i>

763
00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:47,298
<i>Stay down here forever.</i>

764
00:48:47,382 --> 00:48:49,182
No! No!

765
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:52,509
That's not true. You're a queen.
People love you.

766
00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:53,466
No.

767
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:57,771
[sighs] I only said that
because a queen is supposed to be happy.

768
00:48:58,935 --> 00:49:00,685
I feel alone in my life.

769
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:03,691
[male voice]
<i>You belong only in the Darkness.</i>

770
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,074
I belong only in the Darkness.

771
00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:08,949
No! No!

772
00:49:09,571 --> 00:49:12,281
Screw the voices. Screw the Darkness.

773
00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:14,026
You, we...

774
00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:17,580
we will never be alone.

775
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,955
We will always be loved.

776
00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:22,669
Even though we live in different realms,

777
00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:23,881
we are each other.

778
00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:27,008
We have each other,
and we love each other.

779
00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,969
As long as we're there for each other,

780
00:49:32,177 --> 00:49:33,347
who cares if it's dark?

781
00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:51,025
In other words,
Darkness, let there be light!

782
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:56,580
[together]
Hellfire, mine, come near and hark this,

783
00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,580
burn bright and shine,
banish this Darkness.

784
00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:03,174
[all chanting in Latin]

785
00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:16,761
Yes. [laughing] Yes, yes!

786
00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:18,387
Sabrinas, it's working!

787
00:50:19,641 --> 00:50:22,811
Hellfire, mine, come near and hark this,

788
00:50:22,894 --> 00:50:25,944
burn bright and shine,
banish this Darkness.

789
00:50:27,065 --> 00:50:30,645
[male voice] <i>You're alone in the world.</i>
<i>You have no one.</i>

790
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:33,284
<i>You will always be alone.</i>

791
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:37,279
<i>Alone, unloved, forgotten.</i>

792
00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:41,162
<i>You're an orphan.</i>

793
00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:44,001
<i>You will die alone.</i>

794
00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:49,344
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it's not enough.

795
00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:51,091
They're not enough. Um...

796
00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:52,173
Uh...

797
00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:53,472
Prudence!

798
00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:56,509
[Ambrose]
<i>Assemble the coven. Sabrina needs us.</i>

799
00:50:57,262 --> 00:50:58,892
-Mighty Hecate--
<i>-</i>Sister Zelda,

800
00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:02,643
-we need to refocus our energies.
-On what?

801
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:03,890
On Sabrina.

802
00:51:03,977 --> 00:51:05,647
Sabrina? Where is she?

803
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:08,400
In the Darkness.

804
00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,317
For pity's sake!

805
00:51:10,942 --> 00:51:12,492
[all chanting in Latin]

806
00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:14,569
[all choking]

807
00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:23,582
Hellfire, mine, come near and hark this...

808
00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:26,833
Burn bright and shine,
banish this Darkness.

809
00:51:29,544 --> 00:51:31,924
[coven] <i>...Gatekeeper, Guardian, Guide...</i>

810
00:51:32,714 --> 00:51:36,434
<i>Hecate, Gatekeeper, Guardian, Guide,</i>

811
00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:39,260
<i>stand among us side by side.</i>

812
00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:42,807
Hecate, light your torch's flame

813
00:51:42,891 --> 00:51:45,271
every time we call your name.

814
00:51:45,685 --> 00:51:47,725
That's not the Darkness. That's...

815
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:49,732
Aunt Zelda.

816
00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:52,318
And Aunt Hilda.

817
00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:53,859
And the coven.

818
00:51:54,277 --> 00:51:56,567
Hallowed Mother, Maiden, Crone,

819
00:51:56,655 --> 00:51:59,155
through the dark, your light be shone.

820
00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:01,411
-They're praying to Hecate.
-Who?

821
00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:03,202
Our new goddess.

822
00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:05,366
[coven] <i>...stand among us side by side.</i>

823
00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:06,665
Say what they're saying.

824
00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:12,497
Hecate, Gatekeeper, Guardian, Guide,

825
00:52:12,587 --> 00:52:15,417
stand among us side by side.

826
00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:17,927
Hecate, light your torch's flame...

827
00:52:18,009 --> 00:52:19,849
...every time we call your name.

828
00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:22,468
Hallowed Mother, Maiden, Crone...

829
00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:25,176
...through the dark, your light be shone.

830
00:52:25,892 --> 00:52:29,062
Hecate, Gatekeeper, Guardian, Guide,

831
00:52:29,145 --> 00:52:31,515
stand among us side by side.

832
00:52:31,606 --> 00:52:34,186
Hecate, light your torch's flame

833
00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:36,526
every time we call your name.

834
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:39,527
Hallowed Mother, Maiden, Crone,

835
00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:41,534
through the dark, your light be shone.

836
00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:47,041
[laughs]

837
00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:55,758
[all coughing and gasping]

838
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,288
[Nick sighs with relief]

839
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,673
Ambrose!

840
00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:34,091
Sabrina!

841
00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:36,499
I had to enlist the help of the coven.
Thank the Dark Mother.

842
00:53:36,588 --> 00:53:37,668
It seemed to have worked.

843
00:53:38,214 --> 00:53:39,844
Wait. What is that?

844
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,050
A light bulb filled
with Absolute Darkness.

845
00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:48,733
Uh... Congratulations!

846
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:53,231
Unbelievably, the two of you have managed
to do what is nearly impossible.

847
00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:56,855
You trapped an eldritch terror.

848
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,900
Somehow the two of you did it.

849
00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:00,741
We did it.

850
00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:04,735
[Agatha] <i>I'm sorry</i>
<i>that the Darkness failed, Father.</i>

851
00:54:05,158 --> 00:54:07,988
The Darkness is merely
the first of the eldritch terrors.

852
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:11,578
There are eight,
each more harrowing than the last.

853
00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:14,538
Which one's next?

854
00:54:14,626 --> 00:54:17,496
Oh, we do not dictate the terrors.
We serve them.

855
00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:19,418
[scoffs]

856
00:54:20,173 --> 00:54:22,133
And when the next one manifests itself,

857
00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:25,137
we will make certain
that our enemies do not stop us,

858
00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:29,465
and that the streets
of Greendale are awash in blood!

859
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:33,225
[bell ringing]

860
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,227
[both laughing]

861
00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:37,611
[Harvey]
You know what we should do today?

862
00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:38,531
[Roz] What?

863
00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:51,408
[Sabrina] Carl.

864
00:54:53,498 --> 00:54:54,368
Hey.

865
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:56,288
Hi.

866
00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:59,456
This Friday, the Paramount's
having a marathon of all the <i>Alien</i> movies

867
00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:01,206
if you're up for some scares?

868
00:55:02,173 --> 00:55:03,013
Really?

869
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:04,630
Yeah.

870
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,599
Great. Meet there at seven?

871
00:55:08,888 --> 00:55:09,808
Yeah.

872
00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:37,328
[sighs] Melvin, I changed my mind.

873
00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:39,709
I would love to go out with you.

874
00:55:41,379 --> 00:55:42,209
Really?

875
00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:45,009
Definitely.
This Friday, at the witching hour,

876
00:55:45,091 --> 00:55:46,841
Paramount is showing
<i>The Rocky Horror Picture Show</i>

877
00:55:46,926 --> 00:55:49,096
if you wanna dress up
and be a little silly.

878
00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:50,889
I could be Brad. [laughs]

879
00:55:50,972 --> 00:55:52,222
I could be Janet.

880
00:55:54,809 --> 00:55:56,809
["Dancing with Myself" playing]

881
00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:02,315
<i>♪ If I looked all over the world ♪</i>

882
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,990
<i>♪ And there's every type of girl ♪</i>

883
00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:07,700
<i>♪ But your empty eyes seem to pass me by ♪</i>

884
00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:10,161
<i>♪ And leave me dancin' with myself ♪</i>

885
00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:12,985
<i>♪ So let's sink another drink ♪</i>

886
00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:15,658
<i>♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think ♪</i>

887
00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:18,077
<i>♪ If I had the chance</i>
<i>I'd ask the world to dance...♪</i>

888
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,500
Turn that racket down at once!

889
00:56:20,585 --> 00:56:21,535
[music volume reduces]

890
00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:23,798
[Zelda] What are you doing in here anyway?

891
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,260
Oh, having a dance party.

892
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,550
[giggles] You feeling better then, love?

893
00:56:28,093 --> 00:56:29,053
I am, Aunt Hilda.

894
00:56:29,135 --> 00:56:31,255
How do you have a dance party
with just yourself?

895
00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:33,256
Oh, Aunt Zee, it's not that hard.

896
00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:35,144
You wanna join me?

897
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:38,135
[scoffs] Absolutely not.
We'll see you at dinner.

898
00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:39,098
And...

899
00:56:40,855 --> 00:56:42,895
since when do you wear a red headband?

900
00:56:43,441 --> 00:56:45,241
Eh, just trying something new.

901
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:48,911
Hilda.

902
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,620
[sighs with relief]

903
00:56:54,702 --> 00:56:57,712
I still can't believe
you're gonna have two boyfriends.

904
00:56:59,124 --> 00:57:03,844
Melvin and Carl are not my boyfriends.
They're dates.

905
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,010
I'm dating.
Maybe you should try it, Morningstar,

906
00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:09,510
with someone other
than the guy who almost killed us.

907
00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:11,892
Anyway, Spellman,

908
00:57:12,428 --> 00:57:14,678
who needs boys
when we have each other, right?

909
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:16,352
Best friends forever.

910
00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:18,893
Secret best friends forever.

911
00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:20,267
[music volume increases]

912
00:57:20,353 --> 00:57:21,563
<i>♪ ...dancing with myself ♪</i>

913
00:57:21,646 --> 00:57:24,146
<i>♪ Well, there's nothing to lose</i>
<i>And there's nothing to prove ♪</i>

914
00:57:24,232 --> 00:57:26,652
<i>♪ And I'm dancing with myself ♪</i>

915
00:57:26,734 --> 00:57:28,534
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh</i> <i>♪</i>

916
00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,239
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh</i> <i>♪</i>

917
00:57:34,242 --> 00:57:35,912
[song ends]

918
00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:38,536
[eerie music playing]


