1 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:14,318 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 2 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:15,624 Carla: BIG SMILE. 3 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:17,234 [ CAMERA CLICKING ] 4 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:19,367 OH, THAT'S SO GOOD. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 5 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,630 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 6 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:25,199 [ CHUCKLES ] 7 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:27,157 [ CAMERA CLICKING ] 8 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:29,159 I'M GONNA PUT IT ON THE BOARD RIGHT HERE. 9 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:32,336 [ CAMERA CLICKS ] 10 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:39,169 [ SMOOCHES ] 11 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:54,532 [ BRAKES SQUEAL ] 12 00:00:57,318 --> 00:00:59,755 Woman: AT THE CRAFT STORE! 13 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,282 HEY. 14 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:07,458 I GOT ALMOST EVERYTHING ON MY LIST. 15 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:10,244 THE CROWDS AT THE STORES WERE UNBELIEVABLE. 16 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:11,897 WELL, I TOLD YOU IF YOU WAIT UNTIL THE AFTERNOON 17 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,464 OF NEW YEAR'S EVE TO DO YOUR SHOPPING, 18 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:14,639 IT WAS GONNA BE LIKE THAT. 19 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:16,728 CARLA? YEAH, BOSS? 20 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:19,122 WHAT DO YOU THINK I WANT FROM YOU RIGHT NOW? 21 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:21,211 THE HEAD COUNT FOR THE PARTY. 22 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:23,213 AH, YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME. 23 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:25,302 OOH! ME TOO. [ CHUCKLES ] 24 00:01:25,476 --> 00:01:26,695 ARE YOU SURE YOU AND MAC DON'T WANT TO COME OVER? 25 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,131 OH, NO, THANKS. 26 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:29,959 WE'RE GONNA DO WHAT WE DO EVERY YEAR -- 27 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:32,440 OPEN A COUPLE OF WINE COOLERS, WAIT FOR THE BALL TO DROP, 28 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:34,703 AND THEN FALL ASLEEP AT A QUARTER TO MIDNIGHT. 29 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:37,401 WELL, YOU BETTER GO EARLY. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR THAT. 30 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:38,533 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 31 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:40,535 SAME TO YOU. 32 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:42,145 [ DIALING ] 33 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:43,233 [ Telephone rings ] 34 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,756 Maureen: HEY, SUSAN. 35 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:46,236 Hey. Are you gonna be able to get off early? 36 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,846 NEVER FEAR, MY FRIEND. 37 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,457 I'VE GOT THE REST OF MY SHIFT TAKEN CARE OF. 38 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:51,459 I WILL BE AT YOUR PLACE WITH TIME TO COOK, 39 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,156 GET READY, AND TIME TO SPARE. 40 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:54,810 YES! 41 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:56,333 DO YOU NEED ME TO PICK ANYTHING ELSE UP FROM THE STORE? 42 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:58,292 No. Got it covered. 43 00:01:58,466 --> 00:02:01,904 OOH. SISTER MAUREEN, YOU ARE A GODSEND. 44 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,253 THAT NEVER GETS OLD, SUSAN. 45 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:04,733 [ Laughing ] I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 46 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:06,213 Perfect. Love you. 47 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:07,518 I LOVE YOU MORE. [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 48 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:09,738 SISTER MAUREEN, DON'T YOU THINK 49 00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:12,610 THAT OUTFIT'S A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE FOR A SISTER? 50 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,134 IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE. 51 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,571 COME ON. YOU GOT TO LET YOUR HAIR DOWN SOMETIME. 52 00:02:16,745 --> 00:02:18,312 SEE YOU LOVELY LADIES LATER! 53 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,270 Woman: HAPPY NEW YEAR! BYE! 54 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:21,271 [ SIGHS ] 55 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:22,446 HMM. 56 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:26,885 "SUSAN'S HEART HINTS." 57 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:30,280 "MY LAST HINT FOR THIS YEAR -- 58 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:34,763 "BE REAL AND BE REALISTIC. 59 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:39,855 YOUR PRINCE CHARMING MIGHT JUST BE DISGUISED AS A FROG." 60 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:43,946 [ LAUGHS ] 61 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,252 [ BEEP ] 62 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:46,731 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 63 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:49,343 Woman: ROMANCE-4-YOU.com. CAN I HELP YOU? 64 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:51,301 I'LL BE DONE IN JUST A SEC, GIRLS. 65 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:53,651 OKAY. COOL. 66 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:56,828 DONE. FINISHED. FINITO. 67 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,743 LAST PAGE OF WORK FOR THIS YEAR. 68 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,311 AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! 69 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:02,878 [ IMITATES CROWD NOISES ] 70 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,662 LET'S GO TO THE MARKET AND GET SOME JUNK FOOD. 71 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:06,838 DAD, I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD BE GOING OUT TONIGHT. 72 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:08,971 YEAH, TO SOME AWESOME PARTY. 73 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:10,494 NO WAY, DUDETTES. 74 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:11,582 I'M GONNA BE SPENDING MY NEW YEAR'S EVE 75 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,280 WITH MY TWO FAVORITE GIRLS. 76 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,804 THAT'S VERY FLATTERING, BUT YOU NEED ADULT COMPANY. 77 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:18,937 INTERPERSONAL ATTACHMENTS ARE KEY TO A HEALTHY PSYCHE. 78 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:20,852 YOU ARE SUCH A FREAK. 79 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,680 SWEETHEART. 80 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:24,508 YOU RUN ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL 81 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:25,988 ONLINE DATING SERVICES, 82 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:28,382 AND YOU CAN'T USE YOUR MATCHMAKING SKILLS 83 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:29,644 TO GET YOURSELFA DATE? 84 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,515 I'M NOT A MATCHMAKER. 85 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:34,039 I'M SIMPLY A GUY THAT KNOWS HOW TO WORK WITH COMPUTERS. 86 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,389 AND, NO, I DO NOT NEED A DATE, 87 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,173 BECAUSE I HAVE THE BOTH OF YOU TWO. 88 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:40,307 COME ON. LET'S GO GET SOME PARTY HATS AND CHIP DIP. 89 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:43,484 [ UP-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ] 90 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:46,748 [ LAUGHS ] 91 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:48,358 Susan: THIS IS DELICIOUS! 92 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:50,491 YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF, SISTER MAUREEN. 93 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:52,841 THANK YOU. I SHOULD HAVE MADE MORE, THOUGH. 94 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:55,844 YOUR GUESTS HAVE VERY HEALTHY APPETITES. 95 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:57,237 MUST BE LOVE. 96 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,369 MISS FLOWERS! LOOK! [ SQUEALS ] 97 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,371 OHH! CONGRATULATIONS! 98 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:02,503 WAY TO GO. 99 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:03,634 AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU. 100 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:04,983 SHE'S THE BEST, ISN'T SHE? 101 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:06,333 OH, WE'D NEVER HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER 102 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:07,986 IF IT WEREN'T FOR MISS FLOWERS. 103 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,727 AWW, YOU'RE MUCH TOO KIND. I'M JUST DOING MY JOB. 104 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:12,034 COME ON, DARLING. WE HAVE TO GET READY FOR MIDNIGHT. 105 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:13,731 ANOTHER PAIR OF SATISFIED CUSTOMERS. 106 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:16,517 YEAH. ONE MORE HAPPY COUPLE. 107 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:18,693 [ UP-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ] 108 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:19,781 Cassie: JENNIFER, HURRY! 109 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:20,782 DAD, HURRY UP! 110 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:22,479 IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT! 111 00:04:22,653 --> 00:04:25,526 I'M COMING. OKAY, OKAY, I'M COMING. 112 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:26,744 SAY SOMETHING TO THE CAMERA. 113 00:04:26,918 --> 00:04:28,659 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 114 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,270 NOT YET. 115 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,446 WE'LL DO ANOTHER TAKE WHEN THE BALL DROPS. 116 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,404 WHATEVER YOU SAY, MISS SPIELBERG. [ LAUGHS ] 117 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:35,971 Woman: IT'S TIME FOR THE COUNTDOWN... IT'S STARTING! 118 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:37,886 OKAY. 119 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:39,409 TAKE IT AWAY, RICH! Rich: HERE WE GO -- 120 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:43,413 All: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6... 121 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:44,588 All: ...5, 4... 122 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,503 I HAVE A RESOLUTION. 123 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:47,504 ...2, 1! 124 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:48,766 WHAT IS IT? 125 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:49,985 [ ALL CHEERING ] 126 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:51,682 [ NOISEMAKERS BLOWING ] 127 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,423 WHAT?! 128 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,382 I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 129 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,340 HANG ON. I'M -- 130 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:59,386 HEY! THANK YOU! 131 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,387 UH -- 132 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:01,431 Woman: HERE WE GO! 133 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:02,954 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] 134 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:04,739 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 135 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,398 All: HAPPY NEW YEAR! 136 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:12,399 WHOO-HOO! 137 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:15,576 [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,708 HAPPY -- MWAH! -- NEW -- MWAH! -- YEAR. 139 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,710 [ LAUGHS ] HAPPY NEW YEAR, DAD. 140 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,190 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 141 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:23,105 WE'LL GO SEE THOSE FIREWORKS NEXT YEAR. 142 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,455 YES. WHOO-HOO! 143 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,894 Maureen: I'VE NEVER SEEN A PARTY CLEAR OUT SO FAST. 144 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:32,984 OH, MY COUPLES COULDN'T WAIT TO LEAVE AND CELEBRATE PRIVATELY. 145 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:34,812 YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO. 146 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:35,857 TRUE. 147 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:37,249 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 148 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:40,427 SO, WHAT'S THAT NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION? 149 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:41,906 OH, NOTHING. IT WAS SILLY. 150 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,865 I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT TONIGHT. 151 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:46,041 YOU SOUNDED DESPERATE FOR HELP ON THE PHONE. 152 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:48,913 SISTER EMMA WAS FREE TO TAKE MY SHIFT, SO IT ALL WORKED OUT. 153 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,525 I FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY ABOUT TAKING YOU AWAY FROM THE HOSPITAL. 154 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,483 YOU REALLY THINK YOU GOT AWAY WITH IT, DON'T YOU? 155 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,093 WITH WHAT? 156 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:56,704 CHANGING THE SUBJECT, YOUR LITTLE DIVERSION. 157 00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:58,575 I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY, MY FRIEND. 158 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:00,621 COME ON, OUT WITH IT. WHAT'S YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION? 159 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,536 IT'S NOTHING. IT'S JUST SOMETHING I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT. 160 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,494 YEAH? 161 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:07,018 YOU KNOW, SEEING ALL MY COUPLES HERE TOGETHER 162 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:10,500 AND... TURNING 40 THIS YEAR. 163 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:12,763 COME ON! SPIT IT OUT! 164 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:14,678 I CAN'T. I WROTE IT DOWN. 165 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:16,637 HAND IT OVER. THERE WE GO. 166 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:21,032 "BY NEXT NEW YEAR'S EVE, I, SUSAN FLOWERS, 167 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:25,733 WILL HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT MAN AND WILL KISS AT MIDNIGHT." 168 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:36,570 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAY] 169 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:44,186 [ SNORING ] 170 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:48,669 [ BOTH GIGGLING ] 171 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:51,846 WHY ARE YOU GUYS STILL UP? 172 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:54,675 WE COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING. 173 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:58,635 I'M WATCHING "WHEN SCORPIONS RULED THE EARTH." 174 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:01,246 THAT IS SO LAME, DAD. 175 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,727 [ CHUCKLES ] NO, IT'S QUITE EXCITING. 176 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:06,774 SHE'S NOT REFERRING TO THE MOVIE. 177 00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:09,080 ALTHOUGH I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN A BETTER WORD. 178 00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:10,821 "PATHETIC" MIGHT FIT THE BILL. 179 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:12,693 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 180 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,608 YOU, SITTING HERE ALL BY YOURSELF 181 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:17,654 ON THE MOST AMAZING PARTY NIGHT OF THE YEAR. 182 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,569 TRUST ME. IT IS OVERRATED. 183 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,658 I BET YOU AND MOM USED TO GO OUT TO CELEBRATE 184 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:23,921 AT STUPENDOUS NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTIES. 185 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,836 WELL, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 186 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,708 I REMEMBER ONE TIME I SNUCK OUT OF BED 187 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,231 TO WATCH YOU GUYS LEAVE. 188 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,015 MOM WAS WEARING THIS SILVER, GLITTERY DRESS. 189 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:32,974 AH HA HA! 190 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,803 I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE UP TO, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA FOOL ME. 191 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:37,848 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE SO YOU CAN STAY UP LATE, 192 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:39,589 AND YOU CAN'T FIND ONE. 193 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:40,764 DAD! DAD! 194 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,897 "DAD"! COME ON, BACK TO BED. 195 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:44,289 BUT THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE A YEAR. WE CAN SLEEP IN TOMORROW. 196 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,595 HAPPY NEW YEAR, JENNIFER. 197 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:48,685 I LOVE YOU. 198 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:50,818 HAPPY NEW YEAR, CASSIE. 199 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:53,037 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 200 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:54,212 NOW GET LOST. 201 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:55,823 GO ON, OFF TO BED. GO. 202 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,607 OKAY. GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 203 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,740 GOOD NIGHT. NIGHT. 204 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,614 THANKS FOR HELPING ME CLEAN UP. 205 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:05,789 MWAH! MWAH! 206 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,574 I LOVE YOU. DRIVE CAREFULLY. 207 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,924 ALL RIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT. 208 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:12,100 [ LOCK ENGAGES ] 209 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,476 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 210 00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:43,697 [ DOOR CREAKS ] 211 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,786 IT'S OKAY. JUST ME. 212 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,092 BAD DREAM? 213 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:49,659 I THOUGHT IT WAS DAD. 214 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:53,054 NO, HE FELL ASLEEP DOWNSTAIRS WITH THE TV ON. 215 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:55,360 LIKE HE DOES EVERY NIGHT. 216 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,841 SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT HIM? 217 00:08:58,015 --> 00:08:59,843 YOU HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC. 218 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,584 HE HAS NO SOCIAL LIFE. 219 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,891 YOU HAVE A POINT. 220 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,240 SO, HE'LL NEVER MEET ANYONE. 221 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,329 A LOGICAL CONCLUSION. 222 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,374 I'D LIKE FOR DAD TO BE HAPPY AGAIN, 223 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,594 THE WAY HE WAS WHEN MOM WAS ALIVE. 224 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:15,032 I DON'T REMEMBER BACK THAT FAR. 225 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,208 AND I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING A WOMAN TO TALK TO. 226 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:20,734 PERSONALLY, I CAN GET ALONG QUITE WELL WITHOUT FEMALE INPUT. 227 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,258 THAT'S BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH YOU USE ALL THOSE GINORMOUS WORDS, 228 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:24,651 YOU'RE STILL A CHILD. 229 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:26,304 YOU HAVEN'T GOT... 230 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:29,786 ISSUES THAT YOU NEED TO DISCUSS WITH A FEMALE. 231 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,440 BUT I DO. 232 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:34,095 SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT WE HAVE TO FIND DAD 233 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,227 AN APPROPRIATE FEMALE COMPANION -- 234 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,926 SOMEONE WHO WILL BE A GOOD PARTNER FOR HIM 235 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,015 AND A SUITABLE MENTOR FOR YOU. 236 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:44,148 THAT'S EXACTLYWHAT I'M SAYING, ONLY IN ENGLISH. 237 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:47,238 I'LL GO ONLINE AND RESEARCH THE SUBJECT IN THE MORNING. 238 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:48,979 NOW GO BACK TO BED. 239 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:50,720 CAN I STAY HERE? 240 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,156 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T SNORE. 241 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,680 [ CHUCKLES ] 242 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,290 IT'S NOT FAIR. 243 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,335 WHAT'S NOT FAIR? 244 00:09:57,509 --> 00:10:00,425 THAT YOU HAVE MEMORIES OF MOM AND I DON'T. 245 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,646 GO TO SLEEP. 246 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,301 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 247 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,433 [ DOOR OPENS ] MR. O'MALLEY, MY ASSISTANT, CARLA, 248 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,436 WILL BE SENDING YOUR INVOICE IN THE MAIL, BUT REMEMBER -- 249 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,178 MY SERVICES ARE NOT COMPLETED UNTIL I FIND YOUR PERFECT MATCH. 250 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,093 OH, I THINK YOU ALREADY HAVE. 251 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,095 I'LL CALL YOU THE MINUTE I'VE SPOKEN WITH MISS MOON. 252 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,445 MISS MOON -- WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NAME. 253 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,796 DOREEN IS JUST LIKE SHE SOUNDS -- 254 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,841 NURTURING, SWEET, AND KIND. 255 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:26,190 I NEED A NEW SUIT. 256 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,801 AND SHIRTS -- BRIGHT COLORS. 257 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,237 AND MAYBE A HAIRCUT -- ONE OF THOSE $30 JOBS. 258 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,239 OKAY, FRANK, HOLD ON. 259 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,415 JUST BE YOURSELF, OKAY? 260 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:36,113 'CAUSE WHEN I LOOK AT YOU AS YOU ARE, YOU ARE THE RIGHT MAN -- 261 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,985 JUST THE PERSON I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR 262 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,074 TO INTRODUCE TO THIS AMAZING WOMAN. 263 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,903 ME? THE RIGHT MAN? 264 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,733 [ LAUGHS ] 265 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,125 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 266 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,999 [ SIGHS ] [ DOOR CLOSES ] 267 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,957 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU DO IT FOR YEARS, 268 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,959 AND I'M STILL IMPRESSED. 269 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,919 ARE YOU GIVING ME A COMPLIMENT? 270 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,311 I'D DO ANYTHING TO KEEP MY JOB. 271 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,052 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 272 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,489 OHH, LOOK AT THE TIME! 273 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,057 I SPENT TOO LONG WITH MR. O'MALLEY. 274 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,843 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING MY MOM FOR LUNCH. 275 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,975 OH, SHE'S BACK FROM HER CARIBBEAN CRUISE? 276 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,629 YEAH, LATE LAST NIGHT. 277 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,196 SHE WAS FEELING A LITTLE DOWN BEFORE SHE LEFT. 278 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,893 I HOPE THIS CRUISE LIFTED HER SPIRITS A BIT. 279 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,461 WELL, GO FIND OUT RIGHT NOW. GO AHEAD. LEAVE. 280 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,245 OKAY. WHAT TIME IS MY NEXT CLIENT? 281 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:24,161 CANCELED. AND THE ONE AFTER HER. 282 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,990 SO YOU CAN TAKE A LONGLUNCH. 283 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,340 THAT'S THE FOURTH CANCELLATION THIS WEEK. WHAT IS GOING ON? 284 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,169 WELL, NOW THAT I HAVE A FEW HOURS TO SPARE, 285 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:33,344 I'M GONNA FIND OUT. 286 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,303 GOOD. SEE YOU AT 3:00. 287 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:36,696 BYE-BYE. 288 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,133 MY 3:00 ISCOMING, RIGHT? 289 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:41,048 SO FAR, SO GOOD. 290 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:47,097 Kay: ALL RIGHT, NOW TURN AROUND AND FACE ME. 291 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,098 OHHH! 292 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,840 AHH! 293 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:54,322 STUNNING! LIKE A MAGAZINE COVER! 294 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,193 DOESN'T SHE LOOK STUNNING? 295 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,369 LISTEN, I'VE OWNED THIS SHOP FOR OVER 30 YEARS. 296 00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:01,372 ANYONE WILL TELL YOU I AM NOT A GUSHER, 297 00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:02,896 BUT TODAY I'M GUSHING. 298 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,506 [ LAUGHTER ] 299 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,160 NOW, LADIES, I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU WITH RACHEL. 300 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,510 SHE WILL TAKE EXCELLENT CARE OF YOU, ALL RIGHT? 301 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,774 JUST DON'T GO AND BREAK MY HEART AND PICK ANOTHER GOWN. 302 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,081 BECAUSE YOU LOOK STUNNING. 303 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,517 HI, BABY. 304 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,040 WELCOME HOME, MOM. 305 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,433 MWAH! MWAH! 306 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,043 MWAH! MWAH! 307 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,306 SO, UH, SHOULD WE TAKE MY CAR OR YOURS? 308 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,004 I MADE THE RESERVATION. 309 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,833 LA ROSE BLANC IS ONLY 10 BLOCKS AWAY. WE'RE GONNA WALK. 310 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,660 10 BLOCKS? [ GROANS ] 311 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,881 EXERCISE, BABY -- IT'S GOOD FOR THE MIND AND THE BODY. 312 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:35,537 OH, HONEY, CAN YOU DO ME A TEENY FAVOR? 313 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,191 SURE. WHAT? 314 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,019 WELL, WHILE I WAS ON THE CRUISE, I WAS THINKING -- 315 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,585 YOU AND I ARE REALLY MORE LIKE FRIENDS 316 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,065 THAN MOTHER AND DAUGHTER. 317 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,024 FRIENDS? EXACTLY. 318 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,113 GIRLFRIENDS, BUDDIES. 319 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,071 SO, UH, HOW ABOUT FROM NOW ON, 320 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,508 YOU CALL ME "KAY" INSTEAD OF "MOM"? 321 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:51,945 [ GASPS ] 322 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,207 YOU MET A MAN! 323 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,948 THAT'S WHAT IT IS, ISN'T IT? 324 00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,819 NO! 325 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,038 YES! [ LAUGHS ] 326 00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,866 MOM! 327 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,868 KAY! [ LAUGHS ] 328 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:05,001 AWW. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT UPSET. 329 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,047 UPSET? NO, I'M ECSTATIC. 330 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,613 AWW. GOOD. I'M SO RELIEVED. 331 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,659 I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO MEET HIM. 332 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,270 OH, THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE HE'S WAITING FOR US AT THE RESTAURANT. 333 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:14,576 WHAT? OH, NO! [ LAUGHS ] 334 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,099 I DON'T EVEN -- HOW DO I LOOK? 335 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,580 YOU LOOK DIVINE. [ LAUGHS ] 336 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:22,453 OH, HIS NAME IS ARTHUR -- ARTHUR WRIGHT. 337 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,455 YOU MET "MR. RIGHT." 338 00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:27,067 IT'S SPELLED WITH A "W," BUT HE IS MYMR. RIGHT. 339 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,372 OH, GOOD. 340 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:29,634 [ Singsong voice ] AND REMEMBER -- 341 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,549 I KNOW -- "KAY." "KAY" IT IS. 342 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,073 I HOPE YOU LIKE HIM. 343 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:34,117 I'LL LOVE HIM. 344 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,076 THAT'S GOOD. 345 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,035 Arthur: SO SHE SAYS, "NO WONDER HE CAN'T WEAR GLASSES. 346 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,429 IT'S NOT THAT HE HAS ONE EYE. HE ONLY HAS ONE EAR." 347 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,300 [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,957 YOU'RE A BAD BOY, ARTIE. 349 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,654 [ CHUCKLES ] 350 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,961 OH, UH, YOUR MOTHER TELLS ME YOU'RE A MATCHMAKER? 351 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,442 WELL, I-I OWN HEARTS and FLOWERS. 352 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,227 IT'S A SMALL MATCHMAKING BUSINESS. 353 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,707 HEARTS and FLOW-- FLOWERS? 354 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,404 [ LAUGHS ] OH, LIKE -- LIKE YOUR LAST NAME. 355 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,189 THAT -- OH, THAT'S -- THAT'S BRILLIANT! 356 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,582 OH, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SHE WAS SMART, TOO. 357 00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,149 [ COUGHS ] 358 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,064 YOU ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE? 359 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,196 NO, NO, I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 360 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,546 NEVER FELT BETTER...KAY. 361 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,157 DID Y'ALL HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE -- 362 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,898 GUY GOES INTO A BAR WITH A DUCK ON HIS HEAD. 363 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,205 [ CHUCKLES ] HE W-- 364 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,512 MAYBE I BETTER NOT TELL THAT ONE -- MIXED COMPANY. 365 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,036 YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 366 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,516 NEVER MET ANYONE WHO'S SO CONSIDERATE. 367 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,432 HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT YOU'RE GORGEOUS? 368 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:29,651 MWAH! 369 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,696 SO, WHERE ARE YOU FROM, ARTHUR? 370 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,351 BUFFALO -- BEAUTIFUL BUFFALO, NEW YORK. 371 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:37,224 I'M IN SUPERMARKETS. I WASIN SUPERMARKETS. 372 00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:38,529 [ CHUCKLES ] 373 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:41,489 STARTED WITH ONE, ENDED WITH 16. 374 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:44,535 I SOLD OUT TO THE BIG BOYS. LET THEM WORRY. 375 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,711 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO DRINK. 376 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,061 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] SWEETIE! OVER THIS WAY! 377 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,237 UH, MORE WINE, PLEASE. THANK YOU. 378 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,239 CAN'T GET HELP. CAN'T GET HELP. THAT'S WHY I SOLD OUT. 379 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,545 [ CHUCKLES ] 380 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,379 SORRY I'M LATE. 381 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,425 DON'T START. I JUST HAD THE WORST LUNCH OF MY LIFE. 382 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:05,861 NO PROBLEM. 383 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,210 IS MY 3:00 WAITING? SHE CANCELED. 384 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,211 WHAT? 385 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,083 I KNOW EXACTLY WHY. 386 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,650 WHILE YOU WERE OUT, I WAS POKING AROUND THE INTERNET. 387 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,696 TAKE A SEAT. 388 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,440 READ IT AND WEEP. 389 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,529 ROMANCE-4-YOU.com? 390 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:25,533 "WHY LEAVE THE BIGGEST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE TO CHANCE? 391 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,578 "OUR SCIENTIFICALLY-BASED COMPATIBILITY FORMULA 392 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,276 "WILL MATCH YOU WITH THE PERFECT DATE 393 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:30,625 AND POTENTIAL LIFE PARTNER." 394 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,366 "SCIENTIFICALLY-BASED"? 395 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,237 WHAT, ARE THEY BRINGING TOGETHER ROBOTS OR SOMETHING? 396 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,283 SOME HUGE CORPORATION OUT OF ASIA. 397 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,589 THIS IS THEIR FIRST AMERICAN FRANCHISE, 398 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:41,244 AND THEY'VE OPENED UP RIGHT HERE IN THE VALLEY. 399 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:44,247 SO THAT'S WHY MY CLIENTS HAVE BEEN DISAPPEARING. 400 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,162 THAT'S IT? THAT'S YOUR REACTION? 401 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:49,426 TAKE IT EASY. I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 402 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,559 I JUST HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. 403 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,126 WELL, DON'T TAKE LONG. 404 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,258 I'M TOO OLD TO GO FIND A NEW JOB. 405 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,307 [ SIGHS ] 406 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,093 [ LAUGHTER ] 407 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:08,619 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 408 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,143 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 409 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,318 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 410 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,410 MISS BERNSTEIN, MR. MATSUI, JOSH SHERMAN SPEAKING. 411 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:20,675 WHY DON'T I OUTLINE THE ROMANCE-4-YOU.com BUSINESS PLAN? 412 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,330 Susan: "SUSAN'S HEART HINTS." 413 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,201 "AS SHAKESPEARE SAID, 414 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,335 "'LOVE LOOKS NOT WITH THE EYES, BUT WITH THE MIND.' 415 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:31,207 "SOMETIMES, HOWEVER, IT'S A GOOD IDEA 416 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:34,297 TO WIPE YOUR GLASSES AND TAKE A SECOND LOOK." 417 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,298 CARLA? 418 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,126 Carla: WHAT? 419 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,388 I NEED YOU. 420 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,216 THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT, GIRL. 421 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,305 I WAS ON THE LAST CHAPTER OF MY DANIELLE STEEL NOVEL. 422 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,351 TAKE MY PICTURE. 423 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,744 I DON'T PUT THIS IN THE "IMPORTANT" CATEGORY. 424 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:47,789 WELL, IT IS. 425 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,486 BECAUSE? 426 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,489 BECAUSE IT'S GOING ALONG WITH MY ONLINE PROFILE 427 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,143 TO ROMANCE-4-YOU.com. 428 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,277 THE ONLY WAY TO TAKE ON THE COMPETITION 429 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,148 IS TO SHOW THAT WE'RE BETTER. 430 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,324 YEAH. 431 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,848 AND THE WAY TO SHOW THAT HEARTS and FLOWERS' PERSONAL TOUCH WORKS 432 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:08,375 IS TO PROVE THAT ROMANCE-4-YOU.com's COMPUTER TOUCH DOESN'T. 433 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:11,334 RIGHT. MEET THEIR NEWEST CLIENT. 434 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,597 YOU SNEAKY LITTLE DEVIL, YOU. 435 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,730 I LEARNED IT ALL FROM YOU. NOW, COME ON. 436 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,123 [ LAUGHS ] 437 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,515 TAKE MY PICTURE SO WE CAN UPLOAD IT 438 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,256 AND GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. 439 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,257 BIG SMILE. 440 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:22,780 [ CAMERA CLICKS ] 441 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,609 OKAY, LEAN FORWARD. GIVE ME A BIG SMILE. 442 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:26,741 [ CAMERA CLICKS ] 443 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,830 OOH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 444 00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,535 [ PARKING BRAKE CLICKS, ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 445 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,195 [ WATER RUNNING ] 446 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,414 Susan: MOM? 447 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:50,199 I'M IN THE KITCHEN, BABY. 448 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,592 WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY? 449 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,289 WHAT EMERGENCY? THERE'S NO EMERGENCY. 450 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,291 LOOK, I MADE SOME LOVELY CANAPéS. 451 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:56,727 YOU CAN CALM DOWN. 452 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,294 NO, YOU -- YOU LEFT FIVE VOICEMAILS. 453 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,079 YOU SAID YOU NEEDED TO SEE ME RIGHT AWAY. 454 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,211 OH, SWEETIE, I'M SO SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU. 455 00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,605 I JUST -- I-I-I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE WITH YOU, THAT'S ALL. 456 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:07,390 OKAY, SHARE. SHARE AWAY. WELL, HOW ABOUT SOMETHING TO EAT? 457 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:08,957 I'VE GOT SOME LOVELY LEMONADE -- 458 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:12,047 MOM, I'M GOOD. JUST TELL ME -- WHAT'S GOING ON? 459 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:18,314 UH, ARTHUR SOLD HIS HOUSE IN BUFFALO. 460 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:19,750 OKAY. 461 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,405 AND I NEED TO KNOW THIS BECAUSE? 462 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:26,409 BECAUSE HE'S MOVING TO CALIFORNIA. 463 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,455 OKAY. 464 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,197 INTO THE HOUSE. 465 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,329 WITH ME. 466 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,810 ARTHUR? HERE? 467 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,551 [ ICE CUBES CLINKING ] WITH YOU? 468 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,553 I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GONNA HAVE THIS KIND OF REACTION. 469 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,642 OH, MOM. 470 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,862 SUSAN, ARTHUR ISN'T THE WAY HE APPEARS ON THE SURFACE. 471 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,212 OH, I'M SO RELIEVED. 472 00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:47,343 I THOUGHT HE WAS LOUD AND UNCOUTH 473 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,692 AND TOLD REALLY BAD JOKES. 474 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,520 I'M SO GLAD I WAS WRONG. 475 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:51,913 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 476 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,393 OKAY, SO HE IS LOUD AND UNCOUTH -- 477 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,438 I DON'T NEED THE WHOLE LIST AGAIN. 478 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,397 I MEAN, SOME PEOPLE CAN BE THOSE THINGS 479 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,181 AND STILL BE EXCEPTIONAL HUMAN BEINGS, 480 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,269 WHICH ARTHUR IS. 481 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,141 I SEE. 482 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,881 NO, YOU DON'TSEE, SUSAN. YOU DON'T SEE AT ALL. 483 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,579 [ SCOFFS ] 484 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:09,235 ARTIE GAVE ME BACK A FEELING OF JOY ABOUT MY LIFE. 485 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,410 I NEED THAT. 486 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:15,458 I NEED IT SO BADLY. 487 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,199 PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND THAT. 488 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,809 MOM, I'M TRYING. 489 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:22,291 BUT MY DAD WAS AN EXCEPTIONAL HUMAN BEING 490 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,337 INSIDE AND OUT. 491 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,382 HE'S A REALLY HARD ACT TO FOLLOW. 492 00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:30,517 I KNOW, AND I'M NOT TRYING TO REPLACE HIM, SWEETIE, 493 00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,475 AND I'M NOT TRYING TO HAVE YOUREPLACE HIM. 494 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:34,477 I'M ASKING YOU TO GIVE ARTHUR A CHANCE. 495 00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:39,613 I-I-I JUST WANT YOU TO SEE HIM THE WAY I SEE HIM. 496 00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:43,051 HE MAKES ME HAPPY. 497 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,663 YEAH. 498 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,622 I KNOW. 499 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,408 AND I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 500 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:53,801 THANK YOU, BABY. 501 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,852 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 502 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,990 THIS IS PRETTY LAME SO FAR, DAD. 503 00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:12,472 I FIND THE DATABASE-DRIVEN APPLICATIONS VERY INTERESTING. 504 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,517 A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK, HUH? 505 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,694 ELIZABETH, COULD THE GIRLS HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING, 506 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,566 PREFERABLY SOMETHING WILDLY EXCITING? 507 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,089 I'VE GOT JUST THE JOB. 508 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,700 HOW ABOUT YOU LADIES DO SOME COPYING FOR ME? 509 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,963 WHATEVER. WE'D LOVE TO ASSIST. 510 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,965 I GOT A COUPLE CALLS TO MAKE, 511 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:32,796 AND THEN I WILL TAKE MY TWO NEW ASSISTANTS OUT FOR LUNCH. 512 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,494 [ DIALING ] 513 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,410 AND WHEN THE NEW PROFILES COME IN, 514 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:38,976 WE MAKE TWO COPIES OF THE PRINTOUTS -- 515 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,674 ONE FOR ACCOUNTING, ONE FOR RECORDS. 516 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:41,762 GOT IT. 517 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:43,546 GREAT. HERE YOU GO. 518 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,723 I'VE SORTED THEM INTO TWO PILES -- MALE AND FEMALE. 519 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,682 YOU KEEP THEM SORTED THAT WAY. 520 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,988 I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES TO CHECK IN ON YOU. 521 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,556 COME AND GET ME IF YOU RUN INTO ANY PROBLEMS. 522 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,429 THANK YOU. IT SOUNDS PRETTY ELEMENTARY. 523 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,737 SO, TWO COPIES. 524 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,478 VOILà. 525 00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:04,741 NO, MAKE THREECOPIES OF THE FEMALE PILE. 526 00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,830 BUT SHE SPECIFICALLY SAID "TWO." 527 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,702 AND I'M SPECIFICALLY SAYING "THREE." 528 00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,443 WHY? [ SCOFFS ] 529 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,619 FOR SOMEONE SO SMART, YOU CAN BE PRETTY DUMB. 530 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:13,794 THE THIRD COPY'S FOR US. 531 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,361 WHY WOULD WE WANT A -- 532 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:17,711 THESE ARE ALL THE LADIES LOOKING FOR MEN TO DATE. 533 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:18,712 WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 534 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,105 A LADY FOR DAD TO DATE. 535 00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,548 [ BEEPING ] 536 00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,771 [ KEYS CLACKING ] 537 00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:41,865 ROMANCE-4-YOU.com. 538 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,084 [ WHINES ] 539 00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:44,085 [ GASPS ] 540 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:45,608 BAILEY! I HAVE TREATS! 541 00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:46,653 COME HERE! COME HERE! 542 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:47,784 GOOD BOY! 543 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:48,785 HEY! 544 00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:50,526 HEY! 545 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,572 I CAME STRAIGHT FROM WORK SO THAT I'D HAVE TIME 546 00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,400 TO COOK BEFORE CLASS. 547 00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:56,097 OH, AND I FOUND THE PERFECT DOCTOR TO SET YOU UP WITH. 548 00:21:57,664 --> 00:22:00,014 ATTRACTIVE, BUT TOTALLY THE WRONG OUTFIT 549 00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:01,842 FOR COOKING A KOSHER MEAL. 550 00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:03,800 BAILEY'S GOING TO HAVE TO BE YOUR SOUS CHEF. 551 00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:05,802 I WON'T BE HERE FOR THE COOKING PART, ONLY THE EATING. 552 00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:07,195 HOW COME? 553 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,676 I HAVE A DATE. OH, THANK YOU, LORD. 554 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,721 I DON'T THINK HE HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 555 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,636 IT'S A ROMANCE-4-YOU.com DATE -- 556 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:16,117 MY FIRST SCIENTIFICALLY- COMPATIBLE MATCH. 557 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,685 SCIENTIFICALLY-COMPATIBLE... WHAT? 558 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,687 A WEBSITE MATCHED US UP. IT'S A NEW VENTURE IN THE VALLEY. 559 00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:22,776 APPARENTLY, THEY'VE BEEN SLOWLY STEALING MY CLIENTS 560 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,647 FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS. 561 00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:27,520 THIS IS TOTALLY NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND 562 00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:30,566 WHEN I WANTED TO PLAN A DATING PROGRAM FOR YOU. 563 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:32,612 WHY ARE YOU LETTING THEM SET YOU UP ON A DATE? 564 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:33,830 IT'S THE 21st CENTURY. 565 00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,528 THEY'RE VERY HIGH-TECH 566 00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:38,182 AND CLAIM THEIR COMPUTERS CAN DO MY JOB BETTER. 567 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,837 NO WAY! YOU BROUGHT TOGETHER MORE COUPLES THAN NOAH. 568 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:43,710 DON'T WORRY. I'M GONNA PROVE THAT THEY CAN'T. 569 00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,973 AND WHEN I DO, I'M GONNA PRINT IT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE 570 00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:47,104 ON MY "HEART HINTS" BLOG. 571 00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:50,630 I LOVE IT. [ CHUCKLES ] 572 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:53,502 ♪ EVERYBODY'S GOT A LONELY LIFE ♪ 573 00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,025 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 574 00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:56,200 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 575 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,854 Woman: THANKS. GOOD NIGHT. 576 00:22:58,028 --> 00:23:04,905 ♪ IT'S OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD AT THE ZOO ♪ 577 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:06,863 GREAT. 578 00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:09,779 HE'S PERFECT. 579 00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:10,780 HI, BABY. 580 00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,086 [ CHUCKLES ] 581 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:16,699 ♪ TELL ME BEFORE WE GO 582 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,048 WANT TO GO? UH-HUH. 583 00:23:18,222 --> 00:23:20,834 ♪ IT'S A LONELY SONG 584 00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:22,009 HI. HEY! 585 00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:28,058 Ms. Moskovitz: OH, GOSH. IS MY CAB HERE? 586 00:23:28,232 --> 00:23:29,669 HE'S WAITING OUT FRONT. 587 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:30,931 THANK YOU, DEAR. 588 00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:32,585 I'LL BE IN TOUCH, MS. MOSKOVITZ, 589 00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,282 BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE PATIENT. 590 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,763 IT MIGHT TAKE SOME TIME TO FIND A SUITABLE GENTLEMAN, 591 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,025 YOU KNOW, IN YOUR AGE GROUP. 592 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:39,809 OH, I'M NOT VERY PICKY. 593 00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:42,638 HE JUST NEEDS TO HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE 594 00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:44,031 AND MOST OF HIS HEARING. 595 00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:45,685 OKAY. 596 00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:47,817 THANKS, MS. MOSKOVITZ. 597 00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:49,819 BYE-BYE. 598 00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:51,865 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 599 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:54,084 OH, IF I EVER DIVORCE MAC, HEFITS THE BILL. 600 00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:56,739 OKAY, STOP THAT. YOU ARE NEVER GONNA DIVORCE MAC. 601 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:58,611 YOU WERE MY FIRST AND BEST MATCH. 602 00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:00,787 WELL, LET'S MAKE SURE YOU GET TO DO MORE OF YOUR MAGIC. 603 00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:03,137 GO IN THERE AND WRITE UP YOUR BAD DATE ON THE BLOG. 604 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:05,574 NOT YET. 605 00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:08,229 COME ON. LET'S SEE. LET'S SEE IF ANYTHING NEW HAS COME IN. 606 00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:09,926 [ KEYS CLACKING ] 607 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,624 AH, HERE YOU GO. 608 00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:15,802 LONELY LEGAL BEAGLE, 42-YEAR-OLD CRIMINAL LAWYER, 609 00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:19,719 OFFICES IN CENTURY CITY, HIS OWN HOME IN BEVERLY HILLS. 610 00:24:19,893 --> 00:24:21,590 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 611 00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:23,940 "WHAT ARE THE QUALITIES OF YOUR IDEAL PARTNER?" 612 00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:25,594 "NICE PERSONALITY, 613 00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:28,728 TINY FEET THAT LOOK GREAT IN OPEN-TOED SHOES." 614 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:31,034 "WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE?" 615 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:34,908 "WALKING ALONG THE SANTA MONICA PIER WITH MY LADY WEARING..." 616 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,258 "OPEN-TOES SHOES WITH RED POLISH ON HER NAILS." 617 00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:38,259 EWW. EWW. 618 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:39,956 I HAVE ONE QUESTION. 619 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:42,959 IF YOU GO OUT WITH HIM, WHO FOOTS THE BILL? 620 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:45,135 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 621 00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:48,661 Jennifer: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? 622 00:24:48,835 --> 00:24:51,577 "AUBURN HAIR, GREEN EYES, OUTGOING, SMART, 623 00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:53,970 AND NOT AFRAID OF WHAT TOMORROW BRINGS." 624 00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:56,886 SHE RUNS MARATHONS, HAS TRAVELED THE WORLD, 625 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,975 AND SHE LOVES ANIMALS. 626 00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:02,675 REALLYLOVES THEM. SHE HAS 14 CATS. 627 00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:05,025 OH. I MISSED THAT. 628 00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:09,943 HEY, THIS ONE SOUNDS EXCELLENT. 629 00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:12,162 HER HOBBIES ARE THEATER, MUSIC, AND LITERATURE. 630 00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:14,774 AND LOOK AT HER PROFESSION -- A MAKEUP ARTIST. 631 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:15,992 SHE'S AWESOME. 632 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,167 NOT QUITE. 633 00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:18,647 WHAT NOW? 634 00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:20,606 "NOT WILLING TO RELOCATE FROM..." 635 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:22,216 FAIRBANKS, ALASKA?! 636 00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:23,652 I GIVE UP. 637 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,874 WAIT. HERE'S A POSSIBILITY. 638 00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:30,006 LET ME SEE. 639 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:31,834 "WHAT ARE YOUR BEST QUALITIES?" 640 00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:34,968 "A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, LOYALTY TO MY FRIENDS." 641 00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:36,709 COOL. 642 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:39,189 "WHAT QUALITIES DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A PARTNER?" 643 00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:42,323 "INTELLIGENCE, HUMOR, AND HE HAS TO LIKE MY DOG." 644 00:25:42,497 --> 00:25:43,803 DAD LOVES DOGS. 645 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,718 [ CHUCKLES ] 646 00:25:45,892 --> 00:25:48,372 "WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF THE PERFECT DATE?" 647 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,158 "HORSEBACK RIDING THROUGH THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS AT SUNSET." 648 00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:53,073 SHE RIDES. 649 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:55,771 AND SHE'S A SELF-EMPLOYED BUSINESSWOMAN WHO LIVES HERE. 650 00:25:55,945 --> 00:25:57,381 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 651 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,035 WE RESPOND, OF COURSE, AND THEN SHE WRITES BACK. 652 00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:01,211 WHY WOULD SHE WRITE BACK TO A COUPLE OF KIDS? 653 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:05,085 SHE WOULDN'T, BUT SHE'D WRITE BACK TO "DELIGHTFUL DAD," 654 00:26:05,259 --> 00:26:08,828 A HANDSOME WIDOWER WITH TWO EXCEPTIONAL DAUGHTERS. 655 00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:10,481 SICK. 656 00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:12,309 THAT'S A COMPLIMENT IN YOUR VERNACULAR, RIGHT? 657 00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:14,050 FOR SURE. 658 00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:15,617 [ KEYS CLACKING ] 659 00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:19,403 "DEAR ROMANTIC AT HEART..." 660 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,058 Susan: "DEAR ROMANTIC AT HEART." HMM. 661 00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:24,887 "READ YOUR PROFILE WITH INTEREST. 662 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:27,934 "I'M A WIDOWER WITH TWO DARLING DAUGHTERS 663 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:30,980 LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT WOMAN TO COME INTO OUR LIVES." 664 00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:32,895 AND HERE COMES NUMBER THREE. 665 00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:36,116 "DEAR DELIGHTFUL DAD..." 666 00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:40,033 "DEAR DELIGHTFUL DAD, THANK YOU FOR RESPONDING TO MY PROFILE. 667 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:43,427 YOU SOUND LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON I WOULD LOVE TO MEET." 668 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,733 "LET'S SET UP SOMETHING." 669 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:46,126 "LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU. 670 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:48,041 SUSAN." 671 00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:50,913 SUSAN. A GOOD NAME -- FEMININE, YET STRONG. 672 00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:52,915 I THINK DAD'S GONNA LIKE HER. 673 00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:55,918 ONE PROBLEM -- HOW DO WE GET THEM TO MEET? 674 00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:57,311 WE SET UP A DATE. 675 00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,095 DAD IS NOT GONNA GO OUT ON A DATE, 676 00:26:59,269 --> 00:27:02,098 ESPECIALLY WHEN HE FINDS OUT HOW HE GOT IT -- 677 00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:03,752 HOW WEGOT IT. 678 00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:05,014 HE WON'T FIND OUT. 679 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:07,060 EVEN FOR YOU, THIS IS CRAZY. 680 00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:08,931 HOW WON'T HE KNOW HE'S ON A DATE? 681 00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:10,324 WATCH AND LEARN. 682 00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:17,940 "DEAR SUSAN, I'M THRILLED THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET." 683 00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:22,031 NO, "THRILLED" SOUNDS LIKE HE'S DESPERATE. 684 00:27:22,205 --> 00:27:28,081 "I'M VERY PLEASED THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET." 685 00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:30,866 COME IN. 686 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,825 [ DOOR CREAKS ] 687 00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:35,697 IT'S VERY QUIET IN HERE. 688 00:27:35,871 --> 00:27:37,481 HOW'S THE HOMEWORK COMING? 689 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,874 TOUGH DAY AT SCHOOL, DAD. WE'RE SLOGGING THROUGH IT. 690 00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:40,963 WELL, KEEP AT IT. 691 00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:43,096 SUPPER WILL BE READY IN HALF AN HOUR. 692 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,926 [ CHUCKLES ] 693 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:57,023 "YOU SOUND LIKE AN EXCEPTIONAL PERSON. 694 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,981 AND I THINK WE WOULD MAKE A GOOD MATCH." 695 00:27:59,155 --> 00:28:01,941 "HOWEVER, I HAVE AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, 696 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,943 WHICH I HOPE YOU WILL CONSIDER." 697 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:05,988 UH-OH. 698 00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:08,034 "MY TWO DAUGHTERS COME FIRST IN MY LIFE." WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 699 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,992 "AND I HAVEN'T DATED SINCE THEIR MOTHER PASSED AWAY 700 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:10,993 SIX YEARS AGO." 701 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:12,212 SO SAD! 702 00:28:12,386 --> 00:28:13,822 OKAY, STICK TO THE LATKES. 703 00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:16,129 "I'M NOT SURE HOW THEY WILL REACT 704 00:28:16,303 --> 00:28:18,435 TO THEIR DAD STARTING TO DATE AGAIN." 705 00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:20,176 HE'S A THOUGHTFUL MAN. 706 00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:23,745 "SO HERE'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST. 707 00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:25,660 "EVERY SATURDAY, 708 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:27,793 MY DAUGHTER CASSIE GOES RIDING AT THE TUMBLEWEED STABLES." 709 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,795 Cassie: "SHE GETS THERE AROUND NOON, 710 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:31,884 AND WE GO TO A NEARBY PLACE FOR LUNCH." 711 00:28:32,058 --> 00:28:33,581 "HOW WOULD IT BE 712 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,496 "IF WE ACCIDENTALLY BUMPED INTO YOU AT THE STABLES, 713 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:37,890 "PERHAPS BY ASKING YOU TO SUGGEST A RESTAURANT? 714 00:28:38,064 --> 00:28:40,066 I HOPE YOU WILL DECIDE TO COME." 715 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,110 "SINCERELY..." 716 00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:42,155 "SINCERELY, JOSH." 717 00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:43,417 "...JOSH." 718 00:28:43,591 --> 00:28:45,114 I LIKE THE WAY THIS JOSH THINKS. 719 00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:46,725 OKAY. DEVIOUSLY? 720 00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:48,378 NO, HE'S MINDFUL OF HIS CHILDREN'S FEELINGS. 721 00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:49,989 SO, THIS ALL SOUNDS LEGIT TO YOU? 722 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,468 YEAH, BUT I'M ONE OF THOSE ZANY BELIEVERS 723 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:54,341 IN THE BASIC DECENCY OF PEOPLE. 724 00:28:54,515 --> 00:28:58,084 HMM. SO YOU THINK I SHOULD GO TO THE TUMBLEWEED STABLES AND MEET WITH THIS GUY? 725 00:28:58,258 --> 00:29:00,129 ABSOLUTELY. IT'S A WIN-WIN SITUATION. 726 00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:01,870 HOW SO? 727 00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:04,046 WELL, IF HE IS WHO HE SAYS HE IS, 728 00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:07,528 YOU MEET A CANDIDATE FOR KISSING AT MIDNIGHT NEXT NEW YEAR'S EVE. 729 00:29:07,702 --> 00:29:10,270 IF HE ISN'T, WELL... 730 00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:13,490 YOU GOT ANOTHER DATING FIASCO TO WRITE ABOUT FOR YOUR BLOG. 731 00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:15,449 YOU FORGOT THE THIRD POSSIBILITY. WHAT'S THAT? 732 00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:18,321 WHAT IF HE'S THE TUMBLEWEED STABLE STRANGLER? 733 00:29:18,495 --> 00:29:20,106 OH, YEAH. I'LL BE AT WORK. 734 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,499 HAVE YOUR CELLPHONE HANDY, WITH ME ON SPEED DIAL. 735 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:23,849 [ CHUCKLES ] 736 00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:33,510 OHH! STUNNING, LIKE A MAGAZINE COVER! 737 00:29:33,684 --> 00:29:35,251 OHH. 738 00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:36,949 Woman: DO YOU LIKE IT? 739 00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:39,255 IT MUST BE QUITE AN ADJUSTMENT FOR YOU -- 740 00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:41,910 LEAVING BUFFALO, MOVING HERE. 741 00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:44,957 I WOULD MOVE TO THE MOON FOR YOUR MOTHER. 742 00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:49,352 WELL...THAT'S NICE. 743 00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:51,833 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, SUSAN. 744 00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:53,095 YOU DO? 745 00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:55,402 I AM NOT AN INSENSITIVE MAN. 746 00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:58,013 WELL, I-I NEVER SAID YOU WERE. 747 00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:01,147 YOU'RE THINKING I'M NOT DOING THE RIGHT THING BY YOUR MOTHER, 748 00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:04,106 THE HONORABLE THING -- MOVING IN WITH HER AND ALL OF THAT. 749 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,499 ARTHUR, IT'S NOT MY PLACE -- 750 00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:07,327 AND YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 751 00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:09,329 THAT IS NOT THE WAY FOR A GENTLEMAN TO BEHAVE. 752 00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:11,157 MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE. 753 00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:12,245 [ CHUCKLES ] 754 00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:13,376 HI, BABY. KAY. 755 00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,204 HI, SWEETHEART. [ LAUGHS ] 756 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:17,293 I AM SO READY FOR LUNCH. LET'S GO. 757 00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:19,339 WAIT. WHAT, DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING? 758 00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:22,124 YES, UH...SUSAN. 759 00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:23,517 YES? 760 00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:24,997 I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU FOR THE HONOR 761 00:30:25,171 --> 00:30:27,521 OF YOUR MOTHER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE. 762 00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:29,001 YOU WANT -- OH, MY. 763 00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:32,482 YOU WANT TO ASK ME? 764 00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:34,180 YOU'RE THE ONE SHE LOVES MOST IN THE WORLD. 765 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:37,444 YES, I WANT YOUR PERMISSION, YOUR APPROVAL. 766 00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:42,884 I'M -- WELL, I'M, UH... 767 00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:44,190 UH, SURE. 768 00:30:45,669 --> 00:30:46,627 YOU HAVE MY BLESSING. 769 00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,373 KATHERINE FLOWERS... 770 00:30:53,547 --> 00:30:57,290 WOULD YOU MAKE ME THE PROUDEST, HAPPIEST MAN 771 00:30:57,464 --> 00:30:58,639 IN THE WHOLE WORLD 772 00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:00,467 BY AGREEING TO BECOME MY WIFE? 773 00:31:00,641 --> 00:31:02,295 OH, ART. 774 00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:04,384 OH, ART. 775 00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:06,952 ART. 776 00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:08,954 I THINK SHE'S TRYING TO SAY "YES." 777 00:31:09,128 --> 00:31:11,130 ARTIE. 778 00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:14,481 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 779 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:21,401 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 780 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:26,145 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 781 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:28,060 [ HOOFBEATS ] 782 00:31:28,234 --> 00:31:31,367 [ HORSE NEIGHING ] 783 00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:33,021 Josh: WHOA! 784 00:31:33,195 --> 00:31:35,154 DAD, YOU SHOULD THROW AWAY THAT SHIRT. 785 00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:37,678 THE GOLDEN OWLS SHIRT? ARE YOU KIDDING? 786 00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:40,550 THIS WAS THE BEST CONCERT I EVER WENT TO. NO WAY. 787 00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:42,291 THAT WAS IN THE OLDEN DAYS. 788 00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:44,685 YEAH, THE '80s, RIGHT BEFORE DINOSAURS DIED. 789 00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:48,080 WHAT MADE THAT CONCERT SO SPECIAL, ANYWAY? 790 00:31:48,254 --> 00:31:50,386 THAT'S WHERE I MET YOUR MOM. 791 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,561 REALLY? 792 00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:53,737 YEAH. 793 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,566 YEAH, SHE WAS THERE WITH, UH, 794 00:31:56,740 --> 00:32:00,527 A LOT OF HER GIRLFRIENDS FROM COLLEGE. 795 00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:01,745 IT WAS FUN. 796 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,096 WAS SHE JUST AS PRETTY THEN? 797 00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:08,013 OH, YEAH. PRETTIEST GIRL I'D EVER SEEN. 798 00:32:08,187 --> 00:32:09,579 [ HORSE NEIGHS ] 799 00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:11,538 YOU LOOK MORE LIKE HER EVERY DAY. 800 00:32:13,714 --> 00:32:15,672 IT'S A LITTLE BIT SCARY. 801 00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:18,023 [ HOOFBEATS ] 802 00:32:18,197 --> 00:32:20,634 COME ON. HERE SHE COMES. 803 00:32:20,808 --> 00:32:23,158 WHAT A FINE LADY YOU ARE, SNOWFLAKE. 804 00:32:23,332 --> 00:32:26,031 I'M GONNA BRING YOU SOME EXTRA TREATS NEXT WEEK. 805 00:32:26,205 --> 00:32:28,555 MR. SHERMAN. 806 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:31,471 HI, BEN. HOW ARE YOU? 807 00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:32,994 LITTLE MISS CASSIE. 808 00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:34,430 HI, MR. WIATT. 809 00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:36,432 HOW WAS OLD SNOWFLAKE THIS MORNING? 810 00:32:36,606 --> 00:32:38,478 SHE WAS A LITTLE STIFF TO THE RIGHT AT FIRST, 811 00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:40,436 BUT WE WORKED IT OUT, DIDN'T WE, GIRL? 812 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,351 [ NEIGHS ] 813 00:32:42,525 --> 00:32:44,788 BETTER TAKE HER IN AND LET HER GET RESTED. 814 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,095 SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY, SNOWFLAKE. 815 00:32:47,269 --> 00:32:48,792 BYE, MR. WIATT. 816 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,446 COME ON, GIRLS. LET'S GO. 817 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,057 She's not here. 818 00:32:52,231 --> 00:32:54,407 Maybe she's having trouble finding the place. 819 00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:55,451 We have to stall. 820 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,366 DAD? 821 00:32:57,540 --> 00:33:01,283 I THINK WE SHOULD GO SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR LUNCH BECAUSE... 822 00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:04,634 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T WORKED UP AN APPETITE YET. 823 00:33:04,808 --> 00:33:07,115 WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN RIDING FOR 2 1/2 HOURS. 824 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:08,856 COME ON. GET IN THE CAR. I'M STARVING. 825 00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:15,080 DAD, LET'S GO SOMEPLACE DIFFERENT TODAY. 826 00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:19,432 YOU WANT TO BREAK THE SHERMAN FAMILY LUNCH TRADITION? 827 00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:21,651 IT'S GETTING OLD. WE'RE IN A RUT. 828 00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:23,610 I'M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER COOL PLACES WE COULD EAT. 829 00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:25,438 LET'S ASK SOMEONE -- LIKE HER! 830 00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:29,181 WHY WOULD I ASK A PERFECT STRANGER? 831 00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:31,444 A STRANGER IS JUST A FRIEND YOU HAVEN'T MET. 832 00:33:31,618 --> 00:33:33,315 I -- I DON'T NEED -- 833 00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:34,838 DAD, JUST ASK. DAD, JUST ASK. 834 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,579 GIRLS -- GO! PLEASE! COME ON! 835 00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:39,060 DAD! GOSH! JUST ASK! 836 00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:41,323 SHE'S COMING OUT! GO! 837 00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:43,499 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 838 00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:44,805 EXCUSE ME. UH, EXCUSE ME. 839 00:33:44,979 --> 00:33:46,154 EXCU-- 840 00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:47,416 YOU FIRST. 841 00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:50,376 CAN YOU TELL US... 842 00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:53,466 WHERE WE CAN GO AROUND HERE FOR LUNCH, SOMEWHERE CLOSE? 843 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,511 UH, THE BEST PLACE IN THE CITY IS RIGHT DOWN THE HILL -- 844 00:33:55,685 --> 00:33:57,296 MISS MOLLY'S GOOD EATS. 845 00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,124 OH, THAT'S ODD. WE'VE BEEN COMING UP HERE FOR YEARS. 846 00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:00,951 NEVER HEARD OF THAT BEFORE. 847 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:04,738 UH, BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET PASSED ON ONLY TO THE CHOSEN FEW. 848 00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:06,609 WELL, I'M HONORED. 849 00:34:06,783 --> 00:34:09,264 [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT DO YOU SAY, GIRLS? 850 00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:11,136 AWESOME. IT SOUNDS PERFECT. 851 00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:15,314 CAN YOU GIVE US DIRECTIONS? 852 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:18,186 I WAS ACTUALLY HEADED THERE, WHICH IS WHY I STOPPED YOU. 853 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,536 DO YOU HAVE THE TIME? MY WATCH IS... 854 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:22,582 YEAH, IT'S, UH, 11:45. 855 00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:24,714 OH, DARN. I MISSED MY FRIEND. 856 00:34:24,888 --> 00:34:26,716 I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET HER. 857 00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:28,762 YOU SHOULD JOIN US FOR LUNCH. 858 00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:30,198 YEAH, ISN'T THAT A GOOD IDEA, DAD? 859 00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:31,199 YEAH. 860 00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:32,853 UH... 861 00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:35,725 [ HORSE NEIGHS ] 862 00:34:35,899 --> 00:34:38,598 SURE. DO YOU WANT TO JOIN US FOR LUNCH? 863 00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:40,208 I'D LOVE TO. 864 00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:41,470 OKAY. 865 00:34:41,644 --> 00:34:42,863 OH, YES. [ BOTH GIGGLE ] 866 00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:44,734 I'M JOSH -- JOSH SHERMAN. 867 00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:46,388 UH, SUSAN -- SUSAN FLOWERS. 868 00:34:46,562 --> 00:34:48,260 HI, SUSAN. 869 00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:50,697 THIS IS MY ELDEST DAUGHTER, JENNIFER, AND CASSIE. 870 00:34:50,871 --> 00:34:52,612 HI. HI. 871 00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:54,788 HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. 872 00:34:54,962 --> 00:34:56,877 SO, SHOULD WE FOLLOW YOU? 873 00:34:57,051 --> 00:34:58,270 YES, FOLLOW ME. 874 00:34:58,444 --> 00:35:00,185 ALL RIGHT. COME ON. 875 00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:02,448 Remember -- when we get there, 876 00:35:02,622 --> 00:35:05,625 we can't leave them alone, even for a moment, 877 00:35:05,799 --> 00:35:07,801 in case she mentions his e-mail. 878 00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:10,673 SO, YOU, UM, YOU COME HERE A LOT, YOU -- 879 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,458 OH, ON AND OFF. 880 00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:14,242 MY DAD AND I USED TO COME HERE EVERY SUNDAY MORNING 881 00:35:14,416 --> 00:35:15,417 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, 882 00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:17,593 JUST THE TWO OF US. 883 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:19,769 WE WOULD GET UP REALLY EARLY, 884 00:35:19,943 --> 00:35:22,468 AND THEN WE'D GO FOR HIKES FOR LIKE TWO HOURS 885 00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:24,470 ALONG THE TRAILS IN THE PARK, 886 00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:26,341 AND THEN WE'D COME BACK HERE AND HAVE A HUGE BREAKFAST. 887 00:35:26,515 --> 00:35:27,734 SOUNDS LIKE A REAL TREAT. 888 00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:30,954 YEAH. OUR LITTLE FAMILY TRADITION. 889 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,479 LIKE YOU HAVING LUNCH WITH THE GIR-- 890 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,264 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 891 00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:38,527 EVERY FAMILY HAS TRADITIONS. 892 00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,442 IT'S...UNIVERSAL. 893 00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:41,965 YEAH. 894 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,707 BY THE WAY, I LOVE YOUR SHIRT. I MEAN -- 895 00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:46,622 THIS OLD THING? 896 00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:50,539 YEAH, I HAVE ONE FROM THEIR CONCERT AT THE FORUM -- IN '88? 897 00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:52,628 YOU KNOW ABOUT THE OWLS? 898 00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:54,891 [ SCOFFS ] IT'S ONLY, LIKE, MY FAVORITE BAND. 899 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,548 WELL, IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THERE'S STILL A FEW OF US OUT THERE. 900 00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:00,593 YEAH, JUST A FEW. 901 00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:03,422 Cassie: AND THEN SNOWFLAKE SUDDENLY STOPPED, 902 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,728 AND I FELL STRAIGHT INTO THE BUSHES. 903 00:36:05,902 --> 00:36:08,514 [ LAUGHS ] I HOPE ALL YOU HURT WAS YOUR PRIDE. 904 00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:10,820 OH, SHE WAS FINE. IWAS THE ONE IN SHOCK. 905 00:36:10,994 --> 00:36:13,867 DAD'S A WORRIER -- NOT IN A BAD WAY. 906 00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:17,000 NOT AT ALL. HE'S A VERY SOLID PERSON. 907 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,481 Susan: YOUR GIRLS CERTAINLY THINK A LOT OF YOU. 908 00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:20,656 THAT'S VERY SWEET. 909 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:23,006 ANDSURPRISING. 910 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,487 WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER GO. 911 00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:27,663 YEAH. COME ON, GIRLS. 912 00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:29,665 WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER AGAIN. 913 00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:32,451 OH. WHAT A NICE IDEA. 914 00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:33,843 WHAT DO YOUTHINK, DAD? 915 00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:36,716 UH...WELL, YEAH, SURE. [ CHUCKLES ] 916 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:39,806 YOU SHOULD, LIKE, EXCHANGE NUMBERS OR SOMETHING. 917 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:41,808 THAT'S OUR HOME NUMBER AND DAD'S CELL. 918 00:36:41,982 --> 00:36:43,418 THANK YOU. 919 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:44,898 WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT -- IF ELIZABETH EVER QUITS, 920 00:36:45,072 --> 00:36:46,726 I KNOW WHO'S GONNA REPLACE HER. 921 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:49,424 I ALWAYS CARRY OUR NUMBERS, IN CASE OF EMERGENCY. 922 00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:51,296 DO YOU? 923 00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:53,733 I'M NOT AS EFFICIENT, BUT I COULD PROBABLY WRITE IT DOWN -- 924 00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:55,735 [ CELLPHONE DROPS ] OHH! OH, GOODNESS. WE'VE GOT IT. 925 00:36:55,909 --> 00:36:58,477 LET ME JUST GET THAT. 926 00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:01,044 THANK YOU. 927 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,395 YOU HAVE VERY POLITE CHILDREN. 928 00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:05,832 YES, WELL, THIS MORNING HAS BEEN A REVELATION. 929 00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:08,008 HERE YOU GO. 930 00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:11,316 THERE'S MY NUMBER. 931 00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:12,491 ALL RIGHT. 932 00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:15,015 COME ON, GIRLS -- IN THE CAR. 933 00:37:15,189 --> 00:37:16,495 IT WAS LOVELY TO MEET YOU. 934 00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:17,844 YOU TOO. 935 00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:22,718 HEY, MAUREEN, IT'S ME -- SUSAN. 936 00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:24,807 HE WAS NOTHING LIKE I THOUGHT HE'D BE. 937 00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:27,854 Maureen: Are you running for your life? 938 00:37:28,028 --> 00:37:29,725 SERIOUSLY, SUSAN, YOU OKAY? 939 00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:31,510 He's great! 940 00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:34,730 GIVE ME SOME QUICK DETAILS. I'M ON DUTY. 941 00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:38,517 OKAY. HE'S FUNNY, SMART, KIND OF CUTE. 942 00:37:38,691 --> 00:37:40,040 MAYBE THE COMPUTER GOT IT RIGHT. 943 00:37:40,214 --> 00:37:41,476 Okay, don't remind me. 944 00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,086 [ CHUCKLES ] I WON'T. TELL ME MORE. 945 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:46,916 HIS DAUGHTERS WERE QUIRKY AND SWEET. 946 00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:48,788 HE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD DAD. 947 00:37:48,962 --> 00:37:51,443 AND THE WHOLE ACCIDENTAL-MEETING THING 948 00:37:51,617 --> 00:37:53,575 TOTALLY WORKED LIKE A CHARM. 949 00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:55,925 Well, when are you seeing him again? 950 00:37:56,099 --> 00:37:57,971 I DON'T KNOW. SOON, I HOPE. 951 00:37:58,145 --> 00:38:00,887 NO. NO. HOPING ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 952 00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:02,802 WE GOT TO COME UP WITH A PLAN OF ACTION. 953 00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:05,413 I'LL BE OVER AT 7:00. ORDER A PIZZA WITH THE WORKS. 954 00:38:05,587 --> 00:38:06,632 Josh: WHO WANTS SALAD? 955 00:38:06,806 --> 00:38:07,633 ME! ME! 956 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:08,634 "ME"! 957 00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:10,288 [ CHUCKLES ] 958 00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:13,116 I saw her business card when her stuff fell out -- 959 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,945 Hearts and Flowers, with pictures of flowers all over it. 960 00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:18,600 She must be a florist. Like her name. Cool. 961 00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:19,645 [ CHUCKLES ] 962 00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:21,342 Josh: HERE YOU GO. 963 00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:24,911 SO, DAD, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA CALL SUSAN FLOWERS? 964 00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:26,913 WHY WOULD I CALL HER? 965 00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:28,784 BECAUSE YOU LIKED HER, AND SHE GAVE YOU HER NUMBER. 966 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:30,264 THE ONLY REASON SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER 967 00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:32,092 IS 'CAUSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN RUDE NOT TO. 968 00:38:32,266 --> 00:38:35,138 YOU GUYS PUT HER ANDME IN A REALLY AWKWARD POSITION. 969 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:38,446 BUT WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT YOU LIKED HER, CORRECT? 970 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:40,405 SHE WAS NICE ENOUGH. 971 00:38:40,579 --> 00:38:41,841 AND SHE'S THE ONLY OTHER HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET 972 00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:43,016 THAT'S HEARD OF THE GOLDEN OWLS. 973 00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:44,452 [ LAUGHS ] UNH-UNH. 974 00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:46,976 EXACTLY. YOU HAVE THINGS IN COMMON. 975 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,891 YOU HAVE HER NUMBER. YOU SHOULD CALL HER. 976 00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:50,415 I REST MY CASE. 977 00:38:50,589 --> 00:38:51,938 IMPRESSIVE. 978 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:56,377 BUT COUNSEL LEFT OUT ONE SIGNIFICANT DETAIL. 979 00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:58,553 AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE? 980 00:38:58,727 --> 00:38:59,772 SHE'S PROBABLY GOT A BOYFRIEND. 981 00:38:59,946 --> 00:39:00,947 NO, SHE DOESN'T. 982 00:39:01,121 --> 00:39:02,862 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT? 983 00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:05,517 BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SHE HAS A SIGNIFICANT OTHER. 984 00:39:05,691 --> 00:39:07,954 AND HOW DO PEOPLE WITH SIGNIFICANT OTHERS LOOK? 985 00:39:09,303 --> 00:39:10,826 NOT LIKE HER. 986 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,828 [ GROANS ] 987 00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:14,787 EAT YOUR PIZZA. 988 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,188 SUSAN, FOR SOMEBODY WHO'S GREAT AT GIVING DATING ADVICE, 989 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,016 YOU'RE REALLY LOUSY AT TAKING IT. 990 00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:29,889 NO. I WENT ALONG WITH HIS PLAN TO MEET THE GIRLS HIS WAY. 991 00:39:30,063 --> 00:39:31,630 THE NEXT MOVE IS UP TO HIM. 992 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,849 YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MEN COULD FIT ON THE HEAD OF A PIN. 993 00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:36,852 OKAY, PLEASE... 994 00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:39,202 ENLIGHTEN ME ABOUT MEN, SISTER MAUREEN. 995 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,596 THEY HAVE TROUBLE MAKING UP THEIR OWN MINDS. 996 00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:43,903 THEY APPRECIATE A LITTLE PUSH IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 997 00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:45,078 IT'S ALL IN THE BIBLE. 998 00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:46,862 STARTING WITH ADAM AND EVE. 999 00:39:47,036 --> 00:39:48,777 MAYBE THAT WASN'T EXACTLY IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, 1000 00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:50,126 BUT IT GOT THINGS ROLLING BIG-TIME. 1001 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:51,911 SO, SHOULD I OFFER HIM AN APPLE? 1002 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:53,521 NO, NOT EXACTLY. 1003 00:39:53,695 --> 00:39:56,611 JUST...SEND HIM A FRIENDLY E-MAIL 1004 00:39:56,785 --> 00:39:58,874 AND TELL HIM HOW MUCH YOU ENJOYED MEETING HIM AND HIS DAUGHTERS 1005 00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:00,485 AND SUGGEST A FOLLOW-UP COFFEE. 1006 00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,879 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1007 00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:05,054 WHAT? 1008 00:40:05,228 --> 00:40:06,882 I'M NOT EXPECTING ANYONE. 1009 00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:09,058 MAYBE IT'S A DOZEN ROSES. 1010 00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:11,060 YOU ARE WAY TOO ROMANTIC FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 1011 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:12,497 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1012 00:40:14,803 --> 00:40:15,891 I KNEW YOU'D BE HOME. 1013 00:40:16,065 --> 00:40:17,458 WHAT -- 1014 00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:18,938 HELLO, MY DEAR. 1015 00:40:19,112 --> 00:40:20,418 HI, KAY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1016 00:40:20,592 --> 00:40:21,984 WELL, YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ANY OF MY E-MAILS, 1017 00:40:22,158 --> 00:40:23,246 NOR ANY OF MY OTHER MESSAGES. 1018 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,900 SO I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. 1019 00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:26,989 I HEAR CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER. 1020 00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:28,774 OH, SO YOU KNOW? 1021 00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:31,211 I'M SURPRISED SUSAN SHARED THE NEWS WITH YOU. 1022 00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:32,691 WHY WOULDN'T I? 1023 00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:34,083 BECAUSE YOU SEEMED LESS THAN THRILLED. 1024 00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:36,085 I GAVE MY PERMISSION, DIDN'T I? 1025 00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:39,567 YES, YOU DID. AND THEN YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU'D HAD A ROOT CANAL. 1026 00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:42,918 ANYWAY, YOU PROBABLY COULD NOT HAVE SAID NO, COULD YOU? 1027 00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:44,703 I-I CAN TELL YOU TWO NEED TO TALK. I SHOULD GO. 1028 00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,052 NO, NO. PLEASE STAY. 1029 00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:51,666 [ SIGHS ] 1030 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,582 [ SIGHS ] SUSAN, I WANT YOU TO TRY. 1031 00:40:54,756 --> 00:40:56,802 TRY WHAT? TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND. 1032 00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:57,933 I AMTRYING. 1033 00:40:58,107 --> 00:40:59,195 WELL, THEN TRY HARDER. 1034 00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:00,414 [ SIGHS ] 1035 00:41:01,763 --> 00:41:03,635 [ SIGHS ] 1036 00:41:03,809 --> 00:41:06,551 WHAT DO YOU -- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 1037 00:41:06,725 --> 00:41:09,554 SUSAN, FROM THE TIME I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, 1038 00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:11,860 I DREAMED OF THE PERFECT WEDDING. 1039 00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:14,559 AHHH, THE PERFECT GOWN. 1040 00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:16,996 I MADE SKETCHES. I CUT PICTURES OUT OF MAGAZINES. 1041 00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:22,784 I HAD A WHOLE SCRAPBOOK FULL OF "KAY'S WEDDING GOWNS." 1042 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:24,699 THEN I MET YOUR DAD. 1043 00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:26,701 HE WAS BEING SHIPPED OUT TO VIETNAM. 1044 00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:28,877 IT WAS A WHIRLWIND ROMANCE. 1045 00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:30,270 THERE WASN'T TIME. 1046 00:41:30,444 --> 00:41:31,750 YOU KNOW THE STORY. 1047 00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:33,403 YEAH, YEAH. 1048 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,884 ALL YOU HAD TIME FOR WAS TO TAKE OUT A LICENSE 1049 00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:38,191 AND GET DOWN TO CITY HALL. 1050 00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:41,194 RIGHT. SO I FORGOT ALL ABOUT "KAY'S GOWNS." 1051 00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:45,241 I MEAN, ALL THAT REALLY MATTERED WAS YOUR DAD. 1052 00:41:45,415 --> 00:41:49,594 BUT NOW, SUSAN, ALL THESE YEARS LATER, 1053 00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:51,639 I GET ANOTHER CHANCE. 1054 00:41:53,249 --> 00:41:57,732 AND I WANT YOU TO HELP ME PICK OUT MY GOWN. 1055 00:41:58,994 --> 00:42:01,780 YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU PICK OUT YOUR GOWN? 1056 00:42:04,478 --> 00:42:06,132 I'D LOVE TO DO THAT. 1057 00:42:06,306 --> 00:42:07,612 YES? MM-HMM. 1058 00:42:07,786 --> 00:42:08,874 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1059 00:42:09,048 --> 00:42:10,049 YES! 1060 00:42:11,354 --> 00:42:12,355 THANK YOU. 1061 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,317 Jennifer: IT'S HOPELESS. HE'S NEVER GONNA CALL HER. 1062 00:42:17,491 --> 00:42:19,885 SHE'S A MODERN WOMAN. MAYBE SHE'LL CALL HIM. 1063 00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:21,060 NO WAY. 1064 00:42:21,234 --> 00:42:22,714 SHE THINKS THAT HE MADE HER 1065 00:42:22,888 --> 00:42:24,803 DO ALL THAT STUPID PRETEND STUFF TO MEET US. 1066 00:42:24,977 --> 00:42:27,675 IF DAD DOESN'T CALL HER, THEN HE'LL SEEM LIKE A JERK. 1067 00:42:27,849 --> 00:42:30,243 AND WHY WOULD SUSAN WANT TO DATE A JERK? 1068 00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:33,855 YOUR LANGUAGE IS A LITTLE CRUDE, BUT THE ANALYSIS IS FLAWLESS. 1069 00:42:34,029 --> 00:42:35,640 THANKS. I THINK. 1070 00:42:35,814 --> 00:42:39,339 HEY, HOW ABOUT WE SET UP A MEETING TOMORROW AT MAY PARK, 1071 00:42:39,513 --> 00:42:41,646 MAYBE GET A COFFEE AND GO FOR A STROLL? 1072 00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:44,039 AND HOW DO WE GET DAD TO BE THERE, SMARTY? 1073 00:42:44,213 --> 00:42:45,214 WE DON'T. 1074 00:42:47,129 --> 00:42:49,871 "DEAR JOSH." 1075 00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:51,351 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1076 00:42:51,525 --> 00:42:53,353 TOO FORMAL? [ WHIMPERS ] 1077 00:42:53,527 --> 00:42:54,659 YEAH. 1078 00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:56,312 [ KEYS CLACKING ] 1079 00:42:56,486 --> 00:42:59,402 "HI, JOSH. 1080 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:03,972 SO GREAT MEETING YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTERS." 1081 00:43:04,146 --> 00:43:06,061 NAH. 1082 00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:08,629 "GIRLS." 1083 00:43:08,803 --> 00:43:10,370 "MEETING YOU AND THE GIRLS." 1084 00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:11,937 [ DING ] 1085 00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:13,460 WHAT? 1086 00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:16,028 WHO COULD BE E-MAILING ME AT THIS HOUR? 1087 00:43:16,202 --> 00:43:18,683 [ KEYS CLACKING ] 1088 00:43:18,857 --> 00:43:19,684 OH. 1089 00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:21,076 [ WHIMPERS ] 1090 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:24,645 "HI, SUSAN. THANKS FOR COMING TODAY. 1091 00:43:24,819 --> 00:43:27,256 "MY GIRLSJUST LOVED YOU. 1092 00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:31,130 HOW ABOUT COFFEE TOMORROW AT 2:00 AT MAY PARK?" 1093 00:43:31,304 --> 00:43:33,262 HMM. 1094 00:43:33,436 --> 00:43:35,700 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 1095 00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:38,659 [ Cockney accent ] WHAT DO YOU KNOW, BAILEY? 1096 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:40,052 SHOULD I ANSWER? 1097 00:43:41,836 --> 00:43:44,186 [ Normal voice ] "HI, JOSH. 1098 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:50,105 "SOUNDS GREAT. 1099 00:43:50,279 --> 00:43:52,238 SEE YOU THEN." 1100 00:43:57,373 --> 00:44:00,333 [ CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY ] 1101 00:44:17,872 --> 00:44:19,700 Cassie: SUSAN! WAIT! 1102 00:44:19,874 --> 00:44:20,962 OH! 1103 00:44:21,136 --> 00:44:22,311 HI, GIRLS. 1104 00:44:22,485 --> 00:44:24,052 I-I THOUGHT I WAS MEETING YOUR DAD. 1105 00:44:24,226 --> 00:44:25,532 HE DIDN'T COME WITH US. 1106 00:44:25,706 --> 00:44:27,316 WE TOLD HIM WE WERE GOING TO A MOVIE. 1107 00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:29,144 I'M...NOT FOLLOWING THIS. 1108 00:44:29,318 --> 00:44:31,320 WHY DON'T WE ALL SIT DOWN? 1109 00:44:31,494 --> 00:44:32,539 OKAY. 1110 00:44:32,713 --> 00:44:33,845 WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK? 1111 00:44:34,019 --> 00:44:35,411 AN ICE CREAM? OUR TREAT. 1112 00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:36,935 WE POOLED OUR ALLOWANCE. 1113 00:44:37,109 --> 00:44:38,893 NO, THANK YOU. 1114 00:44:39,067 --> 00:44:41,113 SO, TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 1115 00:44:41,287 --> 00:44:43,289 WELL, IT'S LIKE THIS -- 1116 00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:46,335 OUR DAD HAS BEEN ON HIS OWN FOR QUITE A LONG TIME NOW. 1117 00:44:46,509 --> 00:44:47,336 SIX YEARS. 1118 00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:49,208 I KNOW. 1119 00:44:49,382 --> 00:44:50,775 AND I'M SORRY. 1120 00:44:50,949 --> 00:44:52,167 THANK YOU. 1121 00:44:52,341 --> 00:44:53,821 OUR DAD WAS REALLY SAD FOR A LONG TIME. 1122 00:44:53,995 --> 00:44:56,476 AND THE THING IS, WE'VE DECIDED THE TIME HAS COME 1123 00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:58,434 FOR HIM TO START DATING AGAIN. 1124 00:44:58,608 --> 00:44:59,697 YOUDECIDED? 1125 00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:00,959 WE DID QUITE A BIT OF RESEARCH, 1126 00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:02,177 AND YOU WERE THE TOP CANDIDATE. 1127 00:45:02,351 --> 00:45:04,179 WELL, I'M VERY FLATTERED. 1128 00:45:04,353 --> 00:45:07,182 BUT HOW DOES YOUR DAD FIT INTO ALL OF THIS? 1129 00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:09,445 THAT NOTE YOU GOT FROM "DELIGHTFUL DAD" 1130 00:45:09,619 --> 00:45:10,490 AT ROMANCE-4-YOU.com? 1131 00:45:10,664 --> 00:45:12,492 WE WROTE IT. 1132 00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:14,189 WELL, MAINLY I WROTE IT. 1133 00:45:14,363 --> 00:45:16,017 SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 1134 00:45:16,191 --> 00:45:18,411 YOU TWO SENT A PROFILE TO ROMANCE-4-YOU.com 1135 00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:21,327 PRETENDING TO BE YOUR FATHER AND WAITED FOR RESPONSES. 1136 00:45:21,501 --> 00:45:22,502 IS THAT IT? 1137 00:45:22,676 --> 00:45:24,809 MM-MM... MORE OR LESS. 1138 00:45:24,983 --> 00:45:27,333 YOU HAVE TO LET HIM KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 1139 00:45:27,507 --> 00:45:28,900 NO! NO! 1140 00:45:29,074 --> 00:45:30,553 HE LIKED YOU, SUSAN, 1141 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,555 BUT IF HE FOUND OUT ABOUT ALL OF THIS, 1142 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,166 THAT WOULD BE THE END OF IT. 1143 00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:35,733 AND HE'D BE ALONE FOREVER. 1144 00:45:35,907 --> 00:45:38,344 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE PATIENT, 1145 00:45:38,518 --> 00:45:41,913 LET YOUR DAD DO WHAT HE NEEDS TO DO IN HIS OWN TIME. 1146 00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:44,263 YOU DON'T KNOW HIM. HE'S VERY STUBBORN. 1147 00:45:44,437 --> 00:45:45,830 IN A GOOD WAY. 1148 00:45:46,004 --> 00:45:48,006 IF YOU COULD CALL HIM SO HE KNOWS YOU'RE FREE 1149 00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:49,442 AND JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE, 1150 00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:52,880 WE PROMISE TO TELL HIM EVERYTHING. 1151 00:45:53,054 --> 00:45:55,535 OKAY, LOOK, GIRLS, HERE'S THE DEAL -- 1152 00:45:55,709 --> 00:45:58,451 I'LL CALL YOUR FATHER. 1153 00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:00,235 I'LL GO ON ONE DATE WITH HIM. 1154 00:46:00,409 --> 00:46:02,542 AT THE END OF THAT DATE, YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 1155 00:46:02,716 --> 00:46:04,196 ONE DATE?! THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME! 1156 00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:06,851 EITHER THAT, OR I CALL HIM RIGHT NOW AND TELL HIM. 1157 00:46:08,635 --> 00:46:10,115 HOW ABOUT THREEDATES? PLEASE! 1158 00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:12,247 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 1159 00:46:12,421 --> 00:46:14,423 TWO. TWO DATES. FINAL OFFER. 1160 00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:16,295 YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, SUSAN. 1161 00:46:16,469 --> 00:46:17,426 IT'S A DEAL. 1162 00:46:18,993 --> 00:46:20,865 DEAL. 1163 00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:22,562 DEAL. 1164 00:46:26,435 --> 00:46:27,915 Kay: WE NEED TO HURRY, 1165 00:46:28,089 --> 00:46:29,569 'CAUSE ARTIE'S TAKING ME TO VEGAS FOR THE WEEKEND. 1166 00:46:29,743 --> 00:46:31,179 OKAY. ARE YOU READY? 1167 00:46:31,353 --> 00:46:32,572 AS I'LL EVER BE. 1168 00:46:32,746 --> 00:46:34,574 OKAY. 1169 00:46:36,097 --> 00:46:38,012 [ GASPS ] WOW! 1170 00:46:38,186 --> 00:46:40,623 DO YOU LIKE IT? YES. 1171 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,582 HAIR DOWN OR UP? JUST LIKE THAT. 1172 00:46:42,756 --> 00:46:44,584 JUST LIKE THAT? 1173 00:46:44,758 --> 00:46:46,629 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 1174 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,631 OH, I FEELBEAUTIFUL. I DO. 1175 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,417 I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I'M SO IN LOVE. 1176 00:46:53,288 --> 00:46:55,943 OH, BABY, THAT'S THE WAY I WANT YOU TO FEEL, TOO. 1177 00:46:56,117 --> 00:46:57,945 MAYBE THIS NICE WIDOWER IS THE ONE 1178 00:46:58,119 --> 00:46:59,599 THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THAT. 1179 00:46:59,773 --> 00:47:01,427 WE'LL SEE. 1180 00:47:01,601 --> 00:47:02,602 BABY, DON'T BE LIKE THAT. 1181 00:47:02,776 --> 00:47:03,951 LIKE WHAT? 1182 00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:05,431 LIKE CAUTIOUS. 1183 00:47:05,605 --> 00:47:07,607 SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO TAKE A CHANCE, 1184 00:47:07,781 --> 00:47:09,435 JUMP IN WITH BOTH FEET. 1185 00:47:09,609 --> 00:47:10,828 LOOK AT ME. 1186 00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:11,959 YEAH, YOU'VE CERTAINLY JUMPED IN. 1187 00:47:12,133 --> 00:47:13,308 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1188 00:47:13,482 --> 00:47:15,615 Arthur: ANY GORGEOUS BRIDES IN HERE? 1189 00:47:15,789 --> 00:47:18,574 ARTIE, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE ME. IT'S BAD LUCK. 1190 00:47:18,748 --> 00:47:21,055 DON'T YOU COME IN TILL I GET OUT. 1191 00:47:21,229 --> 00:47:22,404 IS IT SAFE YET? 1192 00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:24,189 YEAH, SHE'S IN THE DRESSING ROOM. 1193 00:47:24,363 --> 00:47:26,104 HEY, I GOT A RIDDLE FOR YOU. 1194 00:47:26,278 --> 00:47:28,193 WHY DO BRIDES ALWAYS WEAR WHITE? 1195 00:47:28,367 --> 00:47:30,151 WHY? 1196 00:47:30,325 --> 00:47:32,501 MATCHES EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE KITCHEN. 1197 00:47:32,675 --> 00:47:34,112 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1198 00:47:34,286 --> 00:47:36,462 HEY, I BET SHE LOOKS LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. 1199 00:47:36,636 --> 00:47:38,203 YOU'D WIN THAT BET, ARTHUR. 1200 00:47:38,377 --> 00:47:39,987 HEY, CALL ME "ARTIE." 1201 00:47:41,206 --> 00:47:42,642 BETTER YET, WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME "POPS"? 1202 00:47:42,816 --> 00:47:45,036 ALL MY NEPHEWS AND NIECES CALL ME "POPS." 1203 00:47:46,689 --> 00:47:48,648 I THINK I'LL STICK WITH "ARTHUR." 1204 00:47:50,606 --> 00:47:52,130 YOU -- YOU KNOW WHAT? 1205 00:47:52,304 --> 00:47:55,742 YOU SHOULD SIT, 'CAUSE SH-- SHE MIGHT TAKE A WHILE. 1206 00:47:58,353 --> 00:48:00,312 [ SUSAN CLEARS THROAT ] 1207 00:48:12,237 --> 00:48:13,978 GOOD MORNING. 1208 00:48:14,152 --> 00:48:15,980 I WOULDN'T JUMP TO ANY CONCLUSIONS. 1209 00:48:16,154 --> 00:48:18,591 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1210 00:48:18,765 --> 00:48:21,637 SO, HOW'S THAT ROMANCE-4-YOU EXPOSé COMING? 1211 00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:23,683 EH, I'M WORKING ON IT. 1212 00:48:25,641 --> 00:48:26,991 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 1213 00:48:33,475 --> 00:48:35,129 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 1214 00:48:35,303 --> 00:48:37,262 [ EXHALES SLOWLY ] 1215 00:48:40,656 --> 00:48:45,052 TAKE A DEEP BREATH. JUMP IN WITH BOTH FEET. 1216 00:48:45,226 --> 00:48:49,709 TAKE A DEEP BREATH. JUMP IN WITH BOTH FEET. 1217 00:49:07,161 --> 00:49:09,381 [ Ringing ] 1218 00:49:13,863 --> 00:49:16,562 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 1219 00:49:16,736 --> 00:49:19,826 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1220 00:49:23,395 --> 00:49:24,613 OKAY. 1221 00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:29,053 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 1222 00:49:29,227 --> 00:49:30,663 JOSHUA SHERMAN SPEAKING. 1223 00:49:30,837 --> 00:49:33,448 HELLO! HELLO, JOSH. 1224 00:49:33,622 --> 00:49:35,146 JOSH. JOSH. 1225 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,584 IT'S, UM, SUSAN -- SUSAN FLOWERS FROM THE OTHER DAY. 1226 00:49:38,758 --> 00:49:39,846 YES. WE MET. 1227 00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:42,675 OH, OF COURSE. [ CHUCKLES ] 1228 00:49:42,849 --> 00:49:44,677 HI. 1229 00:49:44,851 --> 00:49:47,332 HI. 1230 00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:50,291 SO, UM, HOW ARE YOU, SUSAN? 1231 00:49:50,465 --> 00:49:52,163 GREAT. AND YOU? 1232 00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:54,078 GREAT...ALSO. 1233 00:49:54,252 --> 00:49:55,296 GOOD. 1234 00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:57,342 SO, ANYWAY, UM, I WAS CALLING 1235 00:49:57,516 --> 00:50:00,301 TO SEE IF YOU'D LIKE TO GET TOGETHER THIS WEEK. 1236 00:50:01,911 --> 00:50:03,130 SURE. 1237 00:50:03,304 --> 00:50:04,827 UH, LET'S SEE. 1238 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:09,136 UH, THURSDAY, UH, I HAVE, UM, A BUSINESS DINNER. 1239 00:50:09,310 --> 00:50:11,182 FRIDAY'S GOOD. HOW ABOUT FRIDAY? 1240 00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:13,314 NO, FRIDAY'S NO GOOD -- I GOT A PARENT/TEACHER MEETING 1241 00:50:13,488 --> 00:50:14,794 AT MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL. 1242 00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:15,795 C-Cassie, right? 1243 00:50:15,969 --> 00:50:17,318 YES. 1244 00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:19,538 WOW, YOU GOT A -- YOU GOT A GOOD MEMORY. 1245 00:50:19,712 --> 00:50:21,627 WELL, YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE VERY MEMORABLE. 1246 00:50:21,801 --> 00:50:23,498 Let's see. 1247 00:50:23,672 --> 00:50:25,152 THAT TAKES CARE OF ALL THE WEEKNIGHTS. 1248 00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:28,634 HMM. UM, I HAVE AN IDEA -- 1249 00:50:28,808 --> 00:50:31,115 NOTHING GLAMOROUS, OF COURSE, BUT -- 1250 00:50:31,289 --> 00:50:33,639 GLAMOROUS? I DON'T NEED GLAMOROUS. 1251 00:50:33,813 --> 00:50:36,511 OKAY, IN THAT CASE, HOW ABOUT JOINING ME AND THE GIRLS 1252 00:50:36,685 --> 00:50:38,383 FOR DINNER AT OUR HOME ON SUNDAY? 1253 00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:41,516 OH! GREAT. UH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 1254 00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:43,214 UH, CAN I BRING ANYTHING? 1255 00:50:43,388 --> 00:50:44,606 [ CHUCKLES ] 1256 00:50:44,780 --> 00:50:45,955 BRING YOURSELF AND A GOOD APPETITE. 1257 00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:47,870 THE GIRLS ALWAYS COOK ON SUNDAY. 1258 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,525 [ CHUCKLES ] OH, HOW CUTE. 1259 00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:52,875 OKAY, SO, UH, UH, WHAT'S THE ADDRESS? 1260 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:56,140 THAT'D BE HELPFUL, WOULDN'T IT? 1261 00:50:56,314 --> 00:50:59,143 Uh, it's, uh, 8746 Forest Lane. 1262 00:50:59,317 --> 00:51:00,535 IT'S A DATE. 1263 00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:02,581 I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THEN. 1264 00:51:02,755 --> 00:51:05,497 ME TOO, JOSH. 1265 00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:06,628 BYE, SUSAN. 1266 00:51:06,802 --> 00:51:07,673 Bye. 1267 00:51:07,847 --> 00:51:09,196 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 1268 00:51:10,763 --> 00:51:11,851 [ THUD ] OUCH! 1269 00:51:12,025 --> 00:51:15,115 YES! YES! YES! YES! YESSSSS! 1270 00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:17,422 [ CHUCKLES ] 1271 00:51:17,596 --> 00:51:19,119 Jennifer: YOU WHAT?! 1272 00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:21,034 Cassie: DAD, HOW COULD YOU? 1273 00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:22,296 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASKING HER TO COME OVER HERE FOR DINNER? 1274 00:51:22,470 --> 00:51:23,993 IT'S NOT IN THE LEAST BIT ROMANTIC. 1275 00:51:24,168 --> 00:51:25,734 WELL, IT WAS YOU TWO THAT WANTED ME TO SEE HER AGAIN. 1276 00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:27,171 TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 1277 00:51:27,345 --> 00:51:28,824 WE HAVE TO PLAN A SPECIAL MENU. 1278 00:51:28,998 --> 00:51:30,739 SOMETHING FRENCH, WITH CANDLES. YEAH. 1279 00:51:30,913 --> 00:51:33,525 IT'S GOING TO BE NO DIFFERENT TO ANY OTHER SUNDAY NIGHT, GIRLS. 1280 00:51:33,699 --> 00:51:35,788 WE'LL EAT IN THE DINING ROOM, OF COURSE, USING THE GOOD CHINA. 1281 00:51:35,962 --> 00:51:38,791 [ LAUGHS ] WE DON'T HAVE GOOD CHINA. THEN WE'LL BUY SOME. 1282 00:51:38,965 --> 00:51:40,184 AND I'LL PUT TOGETHER A CD 1283 00:51:40,358 --> 00:51:42,186 OF APPROPRIATE CLASSICAL DINNER MUSIC. 1284 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,535 AND WE NEED FLOWERS! 1285 00:51:43,709 --> 00:51:44,579 SHE'S A FLORIST. SO HER THING IS FLOWERS. 1286 00:51:44,753 --> 00:51:45,798 YEAH. 1287 00:51:45,972 --> 00:51:47,365 HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'S A FLORIST? 1288 00:51:47,539 --> 00:51:51,238 I SAW HER BUSINESS CARD. SHE OWNS HER OWN SHOP. 1289 00:51:51,412 --> 00:51:54,198 FLORIST. THAT'S NICE. 1290 00:51:54,372 --> 00:51:56,678 AND, DAD, YOU SHOULD REALLY GET SOME NEW CLOTHES -- 1291 00:51:56,852 --> 00:51:58,289 SOMETHING FROM THIS CENTURY. 1292 00:51:58,463 --> 00:52:01,814 GUYS, HERE'S A REALITY CHECK, OKAY? 1293 00:52:01,988 --> 00:52:03,903 ALL THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IS A GUEST, 1294 00:52:04,077 --> 00:52:06,645 WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WOMAN, IS COMING OVER FOR DINNER. 1295 00:52:06,819 --> 00:52:09,169 WE'RE NOT GONNA PRETEND THAT WE'RE ANYTHING WE'RE NOT. 1296 00:52:09,343 --> 00:52:10,475 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1297 00:52:10,649 --> 00:52:11,563 AND DON'T TELL HER WHAT YOU DO. 1298 00:52:11,737 --> 00:52:13,913 DID YOU HEAR A WORD I SAID? 1299 00:52:14,087 --> 00:52:17,395 UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU DISCUSS YOUR PROFESSION. 1300 00:52:17,569 --> 00:52:20,267 [ LAUGHS ] JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHY NOT? 1301 00:52:20,441 --> 00:52:22,878 WELL -- WELL, IF I WAS A WOMAN, WHICH I WILL BE SOMEDAY SOON, 1302 00:52:23,052 --> 00:52:25,316 AND I HEARD A GUY RAN ROMANCE-4-YOU.com, 1303 00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:27,231 I'D THINK HE HAD A LOT OF GIRLFRIENDS. 1304 00:52:27,405 --> 00:52:28,406 SO I WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE HIM. 1305 00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:30,190 I SEE. 1306 00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:32,279 IF IT COMES UP, JUST TELL HER YOU'RE A BUSINESSMAN. 1307 00:52:32,453 --> 00:52:34,281 WITH DIVERSE INTERESTS. 1308 00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,936 YEAH, DIVERSE INTERESTS -- THAT SOUNDS COOL. 1309 00:52:37,110 --> 00:52:40,200 TOO BAD I DON'T HAVE TIME BEFORE SUNDAY TO GROW A GOATEE. 1310 00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:41,462 IT WOULD SUIT YOU. 1311 00:52:48,426 --> 00:52:49,905 Susan: WHAT A LOVELY TABLE. 1312 00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:51,298 OH, THIS IS NOTHING. 1313 00:52:51,472 --> 00:52:53,387 WE ALWAYS DINE LIKE THIS ON SUNDAYS. 1314 00:52:53,561 --> 00:52:55,955 IT'S A SHERMAN FAMILY TRADITION. 1315 00:52:56,129 --> 00:52:58,305 USUALLY THE BUTLER SERVES APERITIFS, 1316 00:52:58,479 --> 00:53:00,002 BUT HE TOOK THE NIGHT OFF. 1317 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,917 WELL, I'M VERY IMPRESSED. 1318 00:53:02,091 --> 00:53:03,310 [ CHUCKLES ] 1319 00:53:03,484 --> 00:53:04,616 DO YOU LIKE THE FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS? 1320 00:53:04,790 --> 00:53:05,921 Jennifer: WE DID IT OURSELVES. 1321 00:53:06,095 --> 00:53:08,272 WELL, YOU'RE VERY TALENTED. 1322 00:53:09,142 --> 00:53:10,535 IT'S A WORK OF ART. 1323 00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:12,537 THERE YOU GO, GIRLS -- THERE'S A COMPLIMENT 1324 00:53:12,711 --> 00:53:14,800 COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ALL ABOUT FLOWERS. 1325 00:53:20,762 --> 00:53:22,460 THERE'S ME AND SNOWFLAKE. 1326 00:53:22,634 --> 00:53:25,724 AND THIS IS THE MOMENT I KNEW I LOVED HORSES. 1327 00:53:25,898 --> 00:53:28,553 YOU WERE VERY CUTE -- BOTH YOU ANDSNOWFLAKE. 1328 00:53:28,727 --> 00:53:29,684 [ GIGGLES ] 1329 00:53:29,858 --> 00:53:31,599 LOOK AT THIS, SUSAN. 1330 00:53:31,773 --> 00:53:33,558 THIS IS THE DRESS I WORE LAST YEAR TO THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE. 1331 00:53:33,732 --> 00:53:35,342 [ GASPS ] COOL! 1332 00:53:35,516 --> 00:53:36,387 DID YOU ASK A BOY? 1333 00:53:36,561 --> 00:53:38,040 NO. 1334 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:39,781 SHE WANTED TO ASK ADAM STEIN. SHUT UP. 1335 00:53:39,955 --> 00:53:40,739 HEY, HEY. NO. 1336 00:53:40,913 --> 00:53:41,957 IT'S OKAY. 1337 00:53:42,131 --> 00:53:43,611 DO YOU LIKE THIS ADAM STEIN? 1338 00:53:43,785 --> 00:53:47,006 SORT OF, I GUESS. BUT HE'S KIND OF MEAN TO ME. 1339 00:53:47,180 --> 00:53:51,489 OKAY, LADIES, LET ME LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 1340 00:53:51,663 --> 00:53:53,012 WHAT? 1341 00:53:53,186 --> 00:53:56,058 WELL, SOMETIMES, WHEN A BOY REALLY LIKES YOU, 1342 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:58,017 HE PRETENDS TO BE MEAN TO YOU. 1343 00:53:58,191 --> 00:54:00,628 REALLY? 1344 00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:01,716 IT'S THE TRUTH. 1345 00:54:01,890 --> 00:54:03,762 THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. 1346 00:54:03,936 --> 00:54:06,765 SO, SUSAN... 1347 00:54:06,939 --> 00:54:11,073 WOULD YOU SAY BOYS PREFER GIRLS WITH OR WITHOUT GLASSES? 1348 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:13,598 GLASSES ARE DEFINITELY A PLUS. 1349 00:54:13,772 --> 00:54:15,643 I MEAN, SOMETIMES. 1350 00:54:15,817 --> 00:54:18,603 I MEAN, FOR ONE THING THEY MAKE YOUR EYES LOOK BIGGER, 1351 00:54:18,777 --> 00:54:20,605 WHICH IS ALWAYS ATTRACTIVE. [ GIGGLES ] 1352 00:54:20,779 --> 00:54:23,869 AND THEY LET A BOY KNOW THAT HE'S DEALING WITH A YOUNG WOMAN 1353 00:54:24,043 --> 00:54:27,002 WHO'S VERY SECURE WITH WHO SHE IS. 1354 00:54:27,176 --> 00:54:29,483 [ CHUCKLES ] 1355 00:54:29,657 --> 00:54:31,572 [ CHUCKLES ] 1356 00:54:39,058 --> 00:54:40,755 WELL, I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 1357 00:54:40,929 --> 00:54:42,714 FOR WHAT? 1358 00:54:42,888 --> 00:54:44,324 WELL, I'M SURE SITTING AROUND WITH A COUPLE OF KIDS ALL NIGHT 1359 00:54:44,498 --> 00:54:45,717 WASN'T YOUR IDEA OF A GREAT DATE. 1360 00:54:45,891 --> 00:54:47,458 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1361 00:54:47,632 --> 00:54:50,809 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD THIS MUCH FUN. 1362 00:54:50,983 --> 00:54:52,898 IT WAS WONDERFUL SEEING THE GIRLS WITH YOU. 1363 00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:55,553 I HADN'T REALIZED HOW MUCH THEY NEEDED... 1364 00:54:57,642 --> 00:55:00,427 WELL, WHEN THEIR MOM DIED, I SWORE TO MYSELF 1365 00:55:00,601 --> 00:55:03,691 THAT I WOULD BE THE BEST DAD ANDMOM 1366 00:55:03,865 --> 00:55:05,127 IN THE WORLD TO THEM. 1367 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,086 I'M SURE YOU HAVE BEEN. 1368 00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:10,698 SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK IT'S ENOUGH NOW, THOUGH, YOU KNOW? 1369 00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:12,134 MM. 1370 00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:17,488 WELL...I SHOULD GO. 1371 00:55:17,662 --> 00:55:19,968 OH, UM... 1372 00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:22,971 I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'RE FREE TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 1373 00:55:23,145 --> 00:55:24,495 [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? 1374 00:55:24,669 --> 00:55:26,975 WELL, THE KIDS GET OUT EARLY FROM SCHOOL. 1375 00:55:27,149 --> 00:55:28,977 CASSIE WANTS TO GO RIDING, NATURALLY, 1376 00:55:29,151 --> 00:55:30,805 AND JENNIFER WANTS TO TAG ALONG. 1377 00:55:30,979 --> 00:55:32,807 SHE'S BREAKING IN A NEW PAIR OF JEANS. 1378 00:55:32,981 --> 00:55:34,113 GOOD REASON FOR A RIDE. 1379 00:55:34,287 --> 00:55:35,984 I GOT HER FIGURED OUT. 1380 00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:37,812 [ LAUGHS ] WELL... 1381 00:55:37,986 --> 00:55:41,468 ANYWAY, I'M GONNA BE ALONE IN THE PARK FOR A FEW HOURS, 1382 00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:43,992 AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO COME FOR A HIKE. 1383 00:55:45,254 --> 00:55:46,647 I'D LOVE TO. 1384 00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:48,519 OKAY. TERRIFIC. 1385 00:55:48,693 --> 00:55:51,435 MEET YOU AT THE TUMBLEWEED STABLES AT 3:00? 1386 00:55:51,609 --> 00:55:52,827 SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. 1387 00:55:55,003 --> 00:55:56,483 GOOD NIGHT, JOSH. 1388 00:55:56,657 --> 00:55:57,789 GOOD NIGHT, SUSAN. 1389 00:55:57,963 --> 00:55:59,094 OH. HERE, GOT IT. 1390 00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:00,792 [ CAR DOOR OPENS ] [ CHUCKLES ] 1391 00:56:04,056 --> 00:56:07,015 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 1392 00:56:10,236 --> 00:56:12,499 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 1393 00:56:12,673 --> 00:56:14,196 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1394 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,677 SUSAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1395 00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:19,158 [ INDISTINCT SPEAKING OVER P.A. ] 1396 00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:23,031 I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO GET OFF DUTY. 1397 00:56:23,205 --> 00:56:24,903 MY WORST FEAR HAS BEEN REALIZED. 1398 00:56:25,077 --> 00:56:27,993 WHAT HAPPENED? THE ROMANCE-4-YOU.com COMPUTER WORKED. 1399 00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:30,038 I JUST HAD THE BEST DATE OF MY LIFE. 1400 00:56:30,212 --> 00:56:32,606 WELL, DON'T WORRY. IT WASN'T ENTIRELY THE COMPUTER. 1401 00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:33,955 MY PRAYERS HELPED. 1402 00:56:34,129 --> 00:56:35,870 OH, I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO MEET HIM. 1403 00:56:36,044 --> 00:56:37,176 HIS NAME'S JOSH. 1404 00:56:37,350 --> 00:56:38,525 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS. 1405 00:56:38,699 --> 00:56:40,135 [ SIGHS ] NEVER FELT LIKE THIS. 1406 00:56:40,309 --> 00:56:42,529 MAYBE YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS GONNA COME TRUE 1407 00:56:42,703 --> 00:56:43,791 AND YOU'LL BE KISSING YOUR PERFECT MATCH 1408 00:56:43,965 --> 00:56:45,010 AT MIDNIGHT ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 1409 00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:47,795 OKAY. DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY. 1410 00:56:47,969 --> 00:56:50,755 WELL, IT DOESN'T HURT TO PUT IT OUT THERE. 1411 00:56:50,929 --> 00:56:52,887 SO, WHAT DOES THIS JOSH OF YOURS DO FOR A LIVING? 1412 00:56:53,061 --> 00:56:54,846 I DON'T KNOW. WE DIDN'T DISCUSS THAT. 1413 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:56,674 DIVERSE INTERESTS -- I DON'T KNOW. 1414 00:56:56,848 --> 00:56:58,153 I'LL CHECK HIM OUT ONLINE. 1415 00:56:58,327 --> 00:56:59,894 UH... WHAT? 1416 00:57:00,068 --> 00:57:01,243 OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. I GOT TO GO BACK TO WORK. 1417 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:02,854 WHATEVER IT IS, I'M SURE IT'S PERFECT. 1418 00:57:03,028 --> 00:57:04,508 OKAY. BYE. 1419 00:57:04,682 --> 00:57:06,118 Call me! 1420 00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:18,217 "SHERMAN" -- MAYBE "JOSHUA SHERMAN." 1421 00:57:18,391 --> 00:57:20,306 BABY? 1422 00:57:21,263 --> 00:57:23,657 BABY! [ LAUGHS ] 1423 00:57:23,831 --> 00:57:24,919 WE'RE BACK FROM VEGAS! 1424 00:57:25,093 --> 00:57:26,921 IN THE FLESH! 1425 00:57:27,095 --> 00:57:30,055 WELL! YOU TWO LOOK LIKE YOU HIT THE JACKPOT 1426 00:57:30,229 --> 00:57:31,273 [ CHUCKLES ] 1427 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:32,666 WE GOT MARRIED. WE GOT HITCHED! 1428 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,886 YOU WHAT?! WE GOT MARRIED. 1429 00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:37,105 WE DID. UH, NOT THAT WE -- WE PLANNED IT OR ANYTHING. 1430 00:57:37,279 --> 00:57:39,891 WE SAW THIS COUPLE WALK OUT OF THE ELVIS CHAPEL, 1431 00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:41,719 AND SUDDENLY IT HIT US JUST LIKE THAT. 1432 00:57:41,893 --> 00:57:43,111 I SAID, "ARTIE, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 1433 00:57:43,285 --> 00:57:44,591 LET'S GO FOR IT RIGHT NOW." 1434 00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:46,027 SURE! 1435 00:57:46,201 --> 00:57:47,115 AND YOUR PLANS? 1436 00:57:47,289 --> 00:57:48,290 W-WHAT ABOUT "KAY'S GOWN"? 1437 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,118 KAY'S GOW-- YOU KNOW WHAT? 1438 00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:52,643 ON YOUR BIG DAY, SHOULD YOU WANT IT, YOU CAN HAVE KAY'S GOWN. 1439 00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:54,558 BUT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. 1440 00:57:54,732 --> 00:57:56,777 SWEETHEART, IT'S NOT ABOUT A GOWN. 1441 00:57:56,951 --> 00:57:59,084 MY DREAM IS REALLY ABOUT FINDING SOMEONE 1442 00:57:59,258 --> 00:58:02,130 THAT I HAVE A CHANCE AT HAPPINESS WITH. 1443 00:58:02,304 --> 00:58:04,263 REALLY. OH. 1444 00:58:04,872 --> 00:58:06,178 CONGRATULATIONS. 1445 00:58:06,352 --> 00:58:07,919 OH, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL LEFT OUT. 1446 00:58:08,093 --> 00:58:11,270 OH, NO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A DIVINE RECEPTION NEXT MONTH -- 1447 00:58:11,444 --> 00:58:12,924 PARTY OF THE YEAR. 1448 00:58:14,055 --> 00:58:15,840 HEY, COME ON. HOW ABOUT A HUG FOR OLD ARTIE? 1449 00:58:16,014 --> 00:58:17,276 OH. 1450 00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:18,843 [ CHUCKLES ] 1451 00:58:19,017 --> 00:58:20,888 CONGRATULATIONS, ARTHUR. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. 1452 00:58:21,062 --> 00:58:24,022 I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PROUD. 1453 00:58:24,196 --> 00:58:26,154 COME ON. LET'S CELEBRATE. 1454 00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:27,634 COME ON, BABY. 1455 00:58:27,808 --> 00:58:28,853 BUT I-I'VE GOT A -- 1456 00:58:29,027 --> 00:58:30,985 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1457 00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:34,032 Josh: HERE WE GO! SMILE! 1458 00:58:34,206 --> 00:58:35,729 [ CAMERA CLICKS ] 1459 00:58:35,903 --> 00:58:37,688 HA! LIKE A POSTCARD. 1460 00:58:37,862 --> 00:58:39,037 [ CHUCKLES ] 1461 00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:40,212 LOOKS LIKE YOUR DATE'S HERE, DAD. 1462 00:58:40,386 --> 00:58:41,953 [ VEHICLE APPROACHES ] 1463 00:58:44,129 --> 00:58:45,957 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LONGRIDE, SO ENJOY YOURSELVES. 1464 00:58:46,131 --> 00:58:48,350 YEAH. IF YOU'RE LATE GETTING BACK, WE'LL JUST WAIT HERE. 1465 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:51,310 AS LONG AS IT TAKES. NO PROBLEM. 1466 00:58:51,484 --> 00:58:53,704 HI, GIRLS. HEY. 1467 00:58:53,878 --> 00:58:54,879 HI. 1468 00:58:55,053 --> 00:58:56,794 GOING FOR A RIDE? 1469 00:58:56,968 --> 00:58:57,795 YEAH. 1470 00:58:57,969 --> 00:58:59,013 OKAY, HAVE A GOOD ONE. 1471 00:58:59,187 --> 00:59:00,711 BYE, DAD. BYE, SUSAN. 1472 00:59:00,885 --> 00:59:02,016 BYE. 1473 00:59:02,190 --> 00:59:03,670 BYE. READY? 1474 00:59:03,844 --> 00:59:06,238 YES, SIR. OKAY. 1475 00:59:06,412 --> 00:59:08,849 [ SIGHS ] 1476 00:59:09,023 --> 00:59:10,851 THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLY BEAUTIFUL. 1477 00:59:11,025 --> 00:59:13,854 YEAH. 1478 00:59:14,028 --> 00:59:15,943 IT'S A REALLY SPECIAL PLACE. 1479 00:59:16,117 --> 00:59:17,379 ARE YOU HUNGRY? 1480 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,730 I MADE, UM, SANDWICHES. 1481 00:59:19,904 --> 00:59:20,731 YOU DID? 1482 00:59:20,905 --> 00:59:22,080 MM-HMM. 1483 00:59:22,254 --> 00:59:24,996 I HAVE TURKEY... 1484 00:59:25,170 --> 00:59:26,214 AND TURKEY. 1485 00:59:26,388 --> 00:59:27,999 OH, I'LL TAKE, UM, TURKEY. 1486 00:59:28,173 --> 00:59:30,088 OKAY. EITHER ONE. 1487 00:59:33,004 --> 00:59:35,963 SO, DO YOU COME HIKING HERE WITH THE GIRLS A LOT? 1488 00:59:36,137 --> 00:59:38,052 NO, NOT REALLY. 1489 00:59:38,226 --> 00:59:40,011 I USED TO COME HERE A LOT. 1490 00:59:43,797 --> 00:59:45,843 WELL, I'M HAPPY YOU BROUGHT ME. 1491 00:59:46,017 --> 00:59:47,105 I'M HAPPY YOU CAME. 1492 00:59:51,022 --> 00:59:52,763 ME TOO. 1493 00:59:52,937 --> 00:59:55,896 REALLY? 1494 01:00:02,642 --> 01:00:05,079 Jennifer: WELL, THEY'RE LATE GETTING BACK. THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. 1495 01:00:05,253 --> 01:00:07,255 Cassie: AN EXCELLENT SIGN. 1496 01:00:07,429 --> 01:00:09,910 YOU THINK SHE'S REALLY GONNA MAKE US TELL HIM EVERYTHING TODAY? 1497 01:00:10,084 --> 01:00:11,564 SHE'S A DECISIVE WOMAN, 1498 01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:13,435 AND THE DEAL WAS, WE TELL HIM AFTER TWO DATES. 1499 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:14,959 THIS IS THE SECOND DATE. 1500 01:00:15,133 --> 01:00:17,135 LET'S HOPE IT WENT REALLY WELL. 1501 01:00:19,572 --> 01:00:20,747 HERE THEY ARE. 1502 01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:22,880 HI! HI. 1503 01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:23,968 HI! 1504 01:00:24,142 --> 01:00:25,099 HOW WAS YOUR HIKE? 1505 01:00:25,273 --> 01:00:26,884 IT WAS GREAT. NICE. 1506 01:00:27,058 --> 01:00:28,668 SO, YOU'RE GONNA BE DOING IT AGAIN? 1507 01:00:28,842 --> 01:00:31,105 SEEING HOW YOU BOTH SEEM TO HAVE ENJOYED IT SO MUCH? 1508 01:00:31,279 --> 01:00:32,846 THESE GUYS ARE BETTER THAN A DATING SERVICE. 1509 01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:33,847 [ CHUCKLES ] 1510 01:00:34,021 --> 01:00:35,370 WE HAD A GREAT TIME. 1511 01:00:35,544 --> 01:00:38,243 AND, YES, WE HAVE PLANS TO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. 1512 01:00:38,417 --> 01:00:40,201 EXCELLENT! AWESOME! 1513 01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:44,075 AND I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO SAY TO YOUR DAD. 1514 01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:46,643 THERE IS? 1515 01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:48,732 OH, MR. SHERMAN, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU? 1516 01:00:48,906 --> 01:00:49,950 SURE, BEN. WHAT'S UP? 1517 01:00:50,124 --> 01:00:51,735 UH, SNOWFLAKE. 1518 01:00:51,909 --> 01:00:53,562 WHAT ABOUT HER? 1519 01:00:53,737 --> 01:00:57,001 UH, SHE'S GETTING ON IN AGE AND GETS TIRED REAL EASY. 1520 01:00:57,175 --> 01:00:58,393 WE'VE DECIDED TO RETIRE HER. 1521 01:00:58,567 --> 01:01:00,308 NO! 1522 01:01:00,482 --> 01:01:02,484 YOU CAN'T DO THAT! CASSIE'S BEEN RIDING HER FOREVER! 1523 01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:07,098 BELIEVE ME, MR. SHERMAN, THIS HAS NOT BEEN AN EASY DECISION. 1524 01:01:07,272 --> 01:01:09,143 WE JUST CAN'T AFFORD TO KEEP HER. 1525 01:01:09,317 --> 01:01:10,231 DO SOMETHING! 1526 01:01:10,405 --> 01:01:12,277 I'M SORRY. 1527 01:01:13,452 --> 01:01:16,847 DAD. THEY'LL MAKE GLUE OUT OF HER. 1528 01:01:17,021 --> 01:01:19,240 I READ IT IN A BOOK. 1529 01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:21,155 HONEY... 1530 01:01:21,329 --> 01:01:22,287 [ CRYING ] 1531 01:01:22,461 --> 01:01:23,462 CASSIE? 1532 01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:32,819 [ Crying ] I'M SORRY, SNOWFLAKE. 1533 01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:34,952 I'M SO SORRY. 1534 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,221 I'M SORRY, GIRL. 1535 01:01:43,395 --> 01:01:46,050 I LOVE YOU. 1536 01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:48,400 [ SNIFFLES ] 1537 01:01:50,097 --> 01:01:53,013 Susan: MORNING. COULD YOU GET ME THE FILE ON MS. MOSKOVITZ? 1538 01:01:53,187 --> 01:01:55,189 MS. MOSKOVITZ IS NO LONGER WITH US. 1539 01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:57,496 WHAT?! THAT SWEET OLD LADY DIED? 1540 01:01:57,670 --> 01:02:01,195 WORSE. SHE SIGNED UP WITH ROMANCE-4-YOU.com. 1541 01:02:01,369 --> 01:02:03,241 DO WE HAVE TO LOSE ALL OUR CLIENTS 1542 01:02:03,415 --> 01:02:05,199 BEFORE YOU FINALLY WRITE THAT EXPOSé? 1543 01:02:05,373 --> 01:02:07,201 I'M SORRY. 1544 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:10,030 I'VE BEEN A LITTLE... DISTRACTED. 1545 01:02:10,204 --> 01:02:12,554 IT'S TIME TO FOCUS, BOSS. 1546 01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:15,296 LOOK -- OUR FRIENDS AT ROMANCE-4-YOU.com 1547 01:02:15,470 --> 01:02:18,038 HAVE THESE NEW GLOSSY BROCHURES OUT. 1548 01:02:18,212 --> 01:02:19,083 USE THAT FOR INSPIRATION. 1549 01:02:19,257 --> 01:02:21,520 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 1550 01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:26,525 [ SIGHS ] 1551 01:02:30,050 --> 01:02:32,009 [ GROANS LIGHTLY ] 1552 01:02:36,317 --> 01:02:38,276 [ DIALING ] 1553 01:02:40,713 --> 01:02:44,195 [ Ringing ] 1554 01:02:44,369 --> 01:02:45,457 Josh: HI. 1555 01:02:45,631 --> 01:02:47,372 HI. DID I CATCH YOU AT WORK? 1556 01:02:47,546 --> 01:02:51,028 NOPE, JUST TOOK A LONG LUNCH TO TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS. 1557 01:02:51,202 --> 01:02:53,857 THE SHERMANS ARE NOW PROUD OWNERS OF A HORSE. 1558 01:02:54,031 --> 01:02:57,164 YOU BOUGHT SNOWFLAKE? 1559 01:02:57,338 --> 01:02:59,558 HOW COULD I RESIST? YOU SAW CASSIE'S FACE. 1560 01:02:59,732 --> 01:03:01,386 [ CHUCKLES ] DO THE GIRLS KNOW? 1561 01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,867 No, no. I thought I would tell them tonight at dinner. 1562 01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:05,259 [ HORSE NEIGHS ] 1563 01:03:05,433 --> 01:03:06,652 COME OVER. 1564 01:03:06,826 --> 01:03:09,437 OH, IT'S A -- IT'S A FAMILY OCCASION. 1565 01:03:09,611 --> 01:03:12,223 AND I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BE A PART OF IT. 1566 01:03:13,615 --> 01:03:15,269 I'D LOVE TO, YEAH. 1567 01:03:15,443 --> 01:03:17,271 Carla: FOCUS, BOSS! 1568 01:03:17,445 --> 01:03:18,795 I'M FOCUSED. DON'T WORRY. 1569 01:03:18,969 --> 01:03:20,318 I'M WORKING. I KIND OF HAVE TO GET BACK. 1570 01:03:20,492 --> 01:03:22,233 I WAS JUST -- 1571 01:03:26,367 --> 01:03:27,891 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1572 01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:30,284 ANYWAY, UM... 1573 01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:32,025 JOSH? 1574 01:03:32,199 --> 01:03:34,245 UM, I WANTED TO ASK YOU -- I FORGOT TO ASK YOU -- 1575 01:03:34,419 --> 01:03:37,248 WHAT -- WHAT LINE OF WORK DID YOU SAY YOU WERE IN? 1576 01:03:37,422 --> 01:03:39,903 I-I'M IN BUSINESS. 1577 01:03:40,077 --> 01:03:41,600 YOU KNOW... 1578 01:03:41,774 --> 01:03:43,471 DIVERSE INTERESTS. 1579 01:03:44,559 --> 01:03:46,213 YEAH. 1580 01:03:46,387 --> 01:03:48,346 DIVERSE INTERESTS. 1581 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,913 RIGHT. 1582 01:03:50,087 --> 01:03:51,175 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1583 01:03:51,349 --> 01:03:53,133 UM, I'LL SEE YOU AT 7:00. 1584 01:03:53,307 --> 01:03:55,353 OKAY. BYE. 1585 01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:56,615 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 1586 01:04:01,489 --> 01:04:04,275 OHH. 1587 01:04:20,247 --> 01:04:21,379 THE ROAD TO LOVE IS LITTERED WITH DASHED HOPES 1588 01:04:21,553 --> 01:04:23,511 "AND TRAMPLED EXPECTATIONS. 1589 01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:31,084 IF YOU'RE NOT READY TO BE HURT,BETTER TO STAY OUT OTHE GAME." 1590 01:04:31,258 --> 01:04:32,390 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1591 01:04:38,526 --> 01:04:42,400 I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 1592 01:04:45,142 --> 01:04:47,666 IS THIS YOURJOSH SHERMAN? 1593 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,668 NO. THERE MUST BE SOME EXPLANATION. 1594 01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:51,409 THERE SURE IS. 1595 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:55,195 JOSH SHERMAN, C.E.O. OF ROMANCE-4-YOU.com, TRICKED ME. 1596 01:04:55,369 --> 01:04:56,893 HE LIED TO ME. 1597 01:04:57,067 --> 01:04:58,677 AND WORST OF ALL, HE GOT HIS DAUGHTERS INVOLVED. 1598 01:04:58,851 --> 01:05:00,418 WHY? 1599 01:05:00,592 --> 01:05:03,160 BUSINESS. HE WANTED TO GET RID OF THE COMPETITION. 1600 01:05:03,334 --> 01:05:05,205 IT'S TOTALLY UNETHICAL. 1601 01:05:05,379 --> 01:05:07,381 BUT YOU WERE DOING THE SAME THING. 1602 01:05:07,555 --> 01:05:10,123 THAT'S DIFFERENT. I DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS. 1603 01:05:10,297 --> 01:05:12,299 MAYBE HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT Y-YOU'RE YOU. 1604 01:05:12,473 --> 01:05:14,301 MAYBE IT WAS A COINCIDENCE. 1605 01:05:14,475 --> 01:05:16,651 ARE YOU OKAY? 1606 01:05:16,825 --> 01:05:18,523 [ SIGHS ] YEAH. 1607 01:05:18,697 --> 01:05:21,656 I MEAN, AT FIRST, I FELT LIKE A TRUCK FELL ON ME. 1608 01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:23,267 I COULD BARELY BREATHE. 1609 01:05:23,441 --> 01:05:25,312 I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. 1610 01:05:25,486 --> 01:05:27,401 OH, I GOT TO GO. 1611 01:05:27,575 --> 01:05:29,273 I'M GONNA BE LATE TO JOSH'S FOR DINNER. 1612 01:05:29,447 --> 01:05:31,275 YOU'RE GOING TO JOSH'S FOR DINNER? 1613 01:05:31,449 --> 01:05:33,320 OF COURSE. HE INVITED ME. AND? 1614 01:05:33,494 --> 01:05:35,279 AND HE DOESN'T KNOW I'M ONTO HIM. 1615 01:05:35,453 --> 01:05:38,325 I'M GONNA PLAY THIS GAME TO THE BITTER END. 1616 01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:40,588 I'VE GOT AN EXPOSé TO WRITE. SUSAN, DON'T. 1617 01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:44,288 TONIGHT I'M GOING TO GATHER ALL THE AMMUNITION I NEED 1618 01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:47,465 TO BLOW ROMANCE-4-YOU.com RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER. 1619 01:05:52,296 --> 01:05:55,342 REMEMBER TO SAVE ROOM FOR A VERY SPECIAL DESSERT. 1620 01:05:55,516 --> 01:05:57,083 I'M NOT HUNGRY, DAD. 1621 01:05:57,257 --> 01:06:01,348 OH, YOU'LL LIKE THIS ONE. I GUARANTEE IT. 1622 01:06:01,522 --> 01:06:03,481 HERE, GIRLS, LET ME TAKE YOUR PLATES. 1623 01:06:17,190 --> 01:06:18,583 HERE IT IS! 1624 01:06:21,368 --> 01:06:22,761 VOILà! 1625 01:06:25,677 --> 01:06:27,592 DOES THIS MEAN -- DID YOU BUY HER? 1626 01:06:27,766 --> 01:06:30,638 THAT'S RIGHT. SNOWFLAKE IS THE NEWEST MEMBER OF OUR FAMILY. 1627 01:06:30,812 --> 01:06:32,597 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1628 01:06:33,815 --> 01:06:35,513 WE HAVE TO GET A NEW BLANKET AND A SADDLE. 1629 01:06:35,687 --> 01:06:37,036 YES. 1630 01:06:37,210 --> 01:06:39,430 IT COST ME A FORTUNE IN BOARDING FEES. 1631 01:06:39,604 --> 01:06:42,389 OH, I'M SURE YOU CAN FIND THE MONEY SOMEWHERE, 1632 01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:44,609 AMONG ALL YOUR DIVERSE INTERESTS. 1633 01:06:44,783 --> 01:06:45,697 [ CHUCKLES ] 1634 01:06:45,871 --> 01:06:47,568 WE CAN KEEP HER HERE. 1635 01:06:47,742 --> 01:06:49,309 SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK THE NEIGHBORS ARE GONNA APPRECIATE 1636 01:06:49,483 --> 01:06:50,963 A HORSE IN THE GARAGE. 1637 01:06:51,137 --> 01:06:52,660 AND I NEED THE SPACE FOR MY CAR IN FOUR YEARS. 1638 01:06:52,834 --> 01:06:55,750 AS LONG AS I CAN RIDE HER ANYTIME I WANT. 1639 01:06:55,924 --> 01:06:57,361 WELL, THAT'S THE IDEA. 1640 01:06:57,535 --> 01:06:58,710 HERE YOU GO. 1641 01:06:58,884 --> 01:07:01,147 TAKE YOUR CAKE AND GO WATCH SOME TV. 1642 01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,844 THANKS, DADDY. ALL RIGHT. 1643 01:07:05,630 --> 01:07:06,500 AH. GRACIAS. 1644 01:07:06,674 --> 01:07:08,459 MM-HMM. 1645 01:07:08,633 --> 01:07:09,808 DON'T WORRY ABOUT US. Jennifer: ENJOY YOURSELVES. 1646 01:07:09,982 --> 01:07:11,636 OKAY. 1647 01:07:13,464 --> 01:07:15,553 OH, MAN. WELL, THAT WENT WELL. 1648 01:07:15,727 --> 01:07:16,989 YES, IT DID. 1649 01:07:17,163 --> 01:07:18,425 SO, DO YOU NEED SOME HELP CLEANING UP? 1650 01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:20,340 NOPE. FINE. 1651 01:07:20,514 --> 01:07:21,341 ARE YOU SURE? 1652 01:07:21,515 --> 01:07:23,648 YEAH. I'M RESPONSIBLE. 1653 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:31,699 IS, UM... IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 1654 01:07:31,873 --> 01:07:33,310 YOU SEEM A LITTLE -- 1655 01:07:33,484 --> 01:07:34,528 OH, SURE. I'M TIRED. 1656 01:07:34,702 --> 01:07:36,443 OH. LONG WEEK. 1657 01:07:36,617 --> 01:07:39,838 I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOME INSIGHT ON HOW DIFFICULT MY WORK CAN BE. 1658 01:07:40,012 --> 01:07:43,363 ACTUALLY, I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT YOUR LINE OF WORK. 1659 01:07:43,537 --> 01:07:44,712 I THINK YOU DO. 1660 01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:47,541 IS IT -- IS IT A BUSY TIME RIGHT NOW? 1661 01:07:47,715 --> 01:07:50,196 [ LAUGHS ] WELL, NOT AS BUSY AS IT COULDBE. 1662 01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:52,198 COMPETITION, YOU KNOW. 1663 01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:54,592 YEAH. OH, YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] 1664 01:07:54,766 --> 01:07:57,421 WELL, YOU HAVE VALENTINE'S DAY COMING UP. THAT'LL BE GOOD. 1665 01:07:57,595 --> 01:08:02,382 SURE, A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE LOOKING FOR LOVE THEN. 1666 01:08:02,556 --> 01:08:04,254 AND THAT'S WHEN BUSINESS IS BEST, RIGHT? 1667 01:08:04,428 --> 01:08:06,560 YEAH. 1668 01:08:06,734 --> 01:08:08,519 A LOT OF LONELY PEOPLE. 1669 01:08:09,998 --> 01:08:11,783 THEY CAN BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS. 1670 01:08:13,915 --> 01:08:15,569 GREATFOR BUSINESS. 1671 01:08:15,743 --> 01:08:18,529 YEAH. 1672 01:08:18,703 --> 01:08:21,358 OH, LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT WORK. 1673 01:08:21,532 --> 01:08:23,447 YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH? I GOT TO GO. 1674 01:08:23,621 --> 01:08:26,058 I HAVE TO BE AT WORK EARLY. 1675 01:08:27,494 --> 01:08:29,888 WELL, LET ME WALK YOU OUT. 1676 01:08:35,676 --> 01:08:37,591 SAY GOODBYE TO THE GIRLS. 1677 01:08:37,765 --> 01:08:39,811 WELL, YOU'LL BE SEEING THEM AGAIN SOMETIME SOON. 1678 01:08:43,554 --> 01:08:45,251 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1679 01:08:45,425 --> 01:08:47,384 [ PARKING BRAKE CLICKS ] 1680 01:08:52,867 --> 01:08:55,392 [ SIGHS ] 1681 01:09:36,998 --> 01:09:38,261 BAD DREAM? 1682 01:09:38,435 --> 01:09:41,481 NO. I COULDN'T SLEEP. 1683 01:09:41,655 --> 01:09:43,527 I KEPT THINKING ABOUT TONIGHT. 1684 01:09:45,659 --> 01:09:47,618 IT'S PLEASANT HAVING HER AROUND HERE. 1685 01:09:47,792 --> 01:09:50,360 YEAH. SHE MAKES DAD HAPPY. 1686 01:09:51,839 --> 01:09:53,232 [ SIGHS ] 1687 01:09:53,406 --> 01:09:54,842 DO YOU THINK MOM MINDS? 1688 01:09:56,975 --> 01:09:59,325 NO. I THINK SHE'S GLAD. 1689 01:09:59,499 --> 01:10:01,284 SHE WANTS FOR DAD TO BE HAPPY, TOO. 1690 01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:03,503 JEN? 1691 01:10:03,677 --> 01:10:04,983 YEAH? 1692 01:10:07,594 --> 01:10:10,336 YOU KNOW HOW I DON'T HAVE ANY MEMORIES OF MOM? 1693 01:10:10,510 --> 01:10:11,729 MM-HMM. 1694 01:10:11,903 --> 01:10:14,471 WELL... 1695 01:10:14,645 --> 01:10:17,474 THERE ISONE I THINK ABOUT SOMETIMES. 1696 01:10:17,648 --> 01:10:19,432 IT'S ALMOST LIKE A DREAM. 1697 01:10:19,606 --> 01:10:20,912 WHAT IS IT? 1698 01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:24,872 [ SIGHS ] 1699 01:10:25,046 --> 01:10:28,789 I REMEMBER I WAS IN MY CRIB... 1700 01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:31,749 LISTENING TO THIS BEAUTIFUL VOICE TALKING TO ME. 1701 01:10:31,923 --> 01:10:32,967 YEAH. 1702 01:10:33,141 --> 01:10:35,666 MOM HAD A REAL PRETTY VOICE. 1703 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:38,669 IT MADE YOU FEEL ALL WARM AND SAFE, 1704 01:10:38,843 --> 01:10:40,714 LIKE NOTHING COULD EVER HURT YOU. 1705 01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:48,635 SHE WAS TELLING ME A STORY, SOMETHING ABOUT A PRINCESS. 1706 01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:54,728 WHEN IT WAS OVER, SHE LEANED DOWN TO KISS ME GOOD NIGHT, 1707 01:10:54,902 --> 01:10:58,558 AND HER HAIR TOUCHED MY FACE. 1708 01:10:58,732 --> 01:10:59,994 IT WAS SOFT LIKE SILK. 1709 01:11:00,168 --> 01:11:02,388 THAT'S A NICE MEMORY. 1710 01:11:02,562 --> 01:11:04,042 [ SIGHS ] 1711 01:11:06,566 --> 01:11:07,915 GOOD NIGHT. 1712 01:11:08,089 --> 01:11:09,395 GOOD NIGHT. I LOVE YOU. 1713 01:11:09,569 --> 01:11:11,223 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1714 01:11:18,926 --> 01:11:21,973 Susan: "SUSAN'S HEART HINTS." 1715 01:11:22,147 --> 01:11:25,455 "TODAY'S HINT IS ABOUT TRYING TO MAKE A MATCH 1716 01:11:25,629 --> 01:11:28,109 "THE ROMANCE-4-YOU.com WAY. 1717 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:30,982 "MANY SINGLES, DESPERATE TO CONNECT, 1718 01:11:31,156 --> 01:11:32,897 "HAVE TURNED TO THIS NEW COMPANY 1719 01:11:33,071 --> 01:11:35,116 "HOPING THAT A COMPUTER WILL FIND A WAY 1720 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:37,162 "TO BRIGHTEN THEIR SOLITARY LIVES. 1721 01:11:37,336 --> 01:11:41,645 "MY SECRET RESEARCH INTO THE WORKINGS OF ROMANCE-4-YOU.com 1722 01:11:41,819 --> 01:11:44,996 "HAS UNCOVERED EVIDENCE TO SHOW THAT THEY ARE HOPING IN VAIN. 1723 01:11:45,170 --> 01:11:47,738 "THE THREE UNSUITABLE MATCHES SET UP FOR ME 1724 01:11:47,912 --> 01:11:48,956 "BY ROMANCE-4-YOU.com -- 1725 01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:51,481 "ONE WITH A COLLEGE STUDENT, 1726 01:11:51,655 --> 01:11:54,135 "THE OTHER WITH A FOOT FETISHIST, 1727 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:55,876 "AND THE THIRD WITH A MAN 1728 01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:57,965 "WHO WAS NOT AT ALL WHAT HE CLAIMED TO BE -- 1729 01:11:58,139 --> 01:11:59,837 "PROVIDE AMPLE PROOF 1730 01:12:00,011 --> 01:12:03,406 THAT MACHINES CANNOT REPLACE THE PERSONAL TOUCH." 1731 01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:05,799 MARTIN, LOOK UP A PROFILE OF A CLIENT 1732 01:12:05,973 --> 01:12:07,845 BY THE NAME OF SUSAN FLOWERS. 1733 01:12:08,019 --> 01:12:10,935 PRINT OUT THE INFORMATION AND BRING IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY. 1734 01:12:11,109 --> 01:12:12,676 "THE SAD TRUTH 1735 01:12:12,850 --> 01:12:15,374 "IS THAT COMPANIES LIKE ROMANCE-4-YOU.com 1736 01:12:15,548 --> 01:12:17,942 "ARE ALL ABOUT BUSINESS. 1737 01:12:18,116 --> 01:12:19,987 "THE BEST WAY TO SET UP A MATCH 1738 01:12:20,161 --> 01:12:22,729 "IS STILL THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY -- 1739 01:12:22,903 --> 01:12:26,429 "WORKING WITH PEOPLE WHO CARE, THE WAY WE'VE BEEN DOING 1740 01:12:26,603 --> 01:12:28,779 "WITH UNRIVALED SUCCESS FOR A DECADE 1741 01:12:28,953 --> 01:12:31,608 AT HEARTS and FLOWERS." 1742 01:12:36,177 --> 01:12:37,744 THANKS, ELIZABETH. 1743 01:12:37,918 --> 01:12:39,659 BUT SHOULDN'T I -- 1744 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:41,705 NO, IT'S -- PLEASE. 1745 01:12:54,674 --> 01:12:55,806 [ SCOFFS ] 1746 01:12:55,980 --> 01:12:57,155 FOOL. 1747 01:13:02,029 --> 01:13:02,900 YES! 1748 01:13:03,074 --> 01:13:04,641 [ LAUGHS ] 1749 01:13:06,207 --> 01:13:07,687 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1750 01:13:07,861 --> 01:13:09,428 I KNOW -- I'M LATE. 1751 01:13:09,602 --> 01:13:12,823 I TAKE BACK EVERY TERRIBLE THING I EVER SAID ABOUT YOU. 1752 01:13:12,997 --> 01:13:14,346 THANKS. 1753 01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,043 THE PHONE'S BEEN RINGING OFF THE HOOK. 1754 01:13:16,217 --> 01:13:18,611 I'M INTO NEXT MONTH ON APPOINTMENTS. 1755 01:13:18,785 --> 01:13:20,091 COULD YOU MAKE ME A CUP OF COFFEE? 1756 01:13:20,265 --> 01:13:21,788 ANYTHING YOU WANT. 1757 01:13:21,962 --> 01:13:24,878 BLACK. 1758 01:13:25,052 --> 01:13:27,011 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 1759 01:13:27,185 --> 01:13:29,492 HEARTS and FLOWERS. MAY I HELP YOU? 1760 01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:50,817 Josh: "DEAR SUSAN... 1761 01:13:50,991 --> 01:13:55,648 "I'VE BEEN WRITING AND REWRITING THIS ALL DAY LONG. 1762 01:13:55,822 --> 01:13:57,737 IT FINALLY COMES DOWN TO ONE WORD." 1763 01:14:02,394 --> 01:14:05,571 "I'M DISAPPOINTED. 1764 01:14:05,745 --> 01:14:07,573 DISAPPOINTED IN YOU." 1765 01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:09,967 "DISAPPOINTED IN YOU..." 1766 01:14:10,141 --> 01:14:12,796 "DISAPPOINTED THAT THE FUTURE I DARED TO DREAM ABOUT 1767 01:14:12,970 --> 01:14:17,191 "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SIX YEARS WAS JUST THAT. 1768 01:14:17,365 --> 01:14:19,890 A DREAM." 1769 01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:32,598 [ CASSIE LAUGHS ] 1770 01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:34,992 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE SNOWFLAKE. 1771 01:14:35,166 --> 01:14:36,036 YOU ARE SO LUCKY. 1772 01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:37,951 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1773 01:14:38,125 --> 01:14:39,344 I KNOW. 1774 01:14:39,518 --> 01:14:40,737 NOW I NEED TO GET A HORSE. 1775 01:14:40,911 --> 01:14:43,174 I KNOW. [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1776 01:14:45,132 --> 01:14:49,615 NOW THAT SNOWFLAKE'S OURS, I CAN VISIT HER ANYTIME, RIGHT? 1777 01:14:49,789 --> 01:14:51,312 RIGHT. 1778 01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:54,011 JEN AND I CAN EVEN RIDE OUR BIKES OVER ON A WEEKDAY. 1779 01:14:54,185 --> 01:14:56,056 IT'S TOO FAR. 1780 01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:59,016 CAN WE HAVE A PICNIC IN THE PARK THIS WEEKEND? 1781 01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:00,974 YEAH, SUSAN CAN BRING HER DOG. 1782 01:15:01,148 --> 01:15:03,934 SHE SAYS SHE HAS A VERY INTELLIGENT DOG -- BAILEY. 1783 01:15:04,108 --> 01:15:05,631 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A DOG. 1784 01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:07,677 MAYBE WE'LL HAVE ONE SOON. 1785 01:15:07,851 --> 01:15:09,287 SO, DAD, WHY DON'T YOU CALL SUSAN? 1786 01:15:09,461 --> 01:15:11,463 YEAH, SEE IF SUNDAY'S GOOD FOR HER. 1787 01:15:11,637 --> 01:15:14,901 GUYS, I DON'T THINK THAT WE'RE GONNA BE SEEING MUCH OF SUSAN AGAIN. 1788 01:15:15,075 --> 01:15:15,989 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1789 01:15:16,163 --> 01:15:18,688 THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT. 1790 01:15:18,862 --> 01:15:20,167 BUT SHE'S PERFECT FOR YOU. 1791 01:15:20,341 --> 01:15:21,429 WHAT HAPPENED? 1792 01:15:21,604 --> 01:15:24,737 IT'S -- IT'S A GROWN-UP THING. 1793 01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:27,479 DAD, COME ON. WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW. 1794 01:15:30,221 --> 01:15:31,962 [ Voice breaking ] I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA BE OUR NEW MOM. 1795 01:15:32,136 --> 01:15:35,008 WHAT WOULD GIVE YOU AN IDEA LIKE THAT? 1796 01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:38,185 DINNER'S OVER. 1797 01:15:38,359 --> 01:15:40,797 TAKE YOUR PLATES TO THE KITCHEN, BRUSH YOUR TEETH, GO TO BED. 1798 01:15:51,068 --> 01:15:54,593 Susan: IT HURTS SO MUCH. 1799 01:15:54,767 --> 01:15:57,378 OH, BABY. 1800 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:59,076 MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL HIM. 1801 01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:00,512 THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY. 1802 01:16:00,686 --> 01:16:03,254 OH, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO SAY. 1803 01:16:03,428 --> 01:16:05,691 NOT THIS TIME. 1804 01:16:05,865 --> 01:16:07,998 NO? 1805 01:16:08,172 --> 01:16:10,174 OKAY, THEN YOU TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO 1806 01:16:10,348 --> 01:16:13,046 TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 1807 01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:14,178 JUST HOLD ME. 1808 01:16:18,486 --> 01:16:20,967 SWEETHEART, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP? 1809 01:16:21,141 --> 01:16:24,928 MADE SOME TEA FOR MY GIRLS -- WITH COOKIES. 1810 01:16:25,102 --> 01:16:27,104 COOKIES ARE IMPORTANT. 1811 01:16:27,278 --> 01:16:29,106 SO NICE. THANK YOU. 1812 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,891 YOU GO ON UP TO BED. I'LL BE UP SHORTLY. 1813 01:16:32,065 --> 01:16:33,719 TAKE AS LONG AS YOU WANT. 1814 01:16:33,893 --> 01:16:35,068 THANK YOU. 1815 01:16:35,242 --> 01:16:36,330 NIGHT. 1816 01:16:36,504 --> 01:16:39,029 Arthur: GOOD NIGHT. 1817 01:16:40,421 --> 01:16:42,032 GOOD NIGHT, POPS. 1818 01:16:51,302 --> 01:16:52,999 YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM? 1819 01:16:53,173 --> 01:16:55,306 HMM? 1820 01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:58,135 I DON'T THINK I COULD HAVE FOUND A BETTER MATCH FOR YOU 1821 01:16:58,309 --> 01:17:00,441 IN A MILLION YEARS. 1822 01:17:22,594 --> 01:17:24,378 CASSIE? 1823 01:17:24,552 --> 01:17:27,120 I HAD A BAD DREAM. 1824 01:17:27,294 --> 01:17:29,166 CAN I COME IN? 1825 01:17:30,907 --> 01:17:32,386 YOU ASLEEP? 1826 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:34,258 [ SIGHS ] 1827 01:17:42,483 --> 01:17:45,138 [ HORSE GRUNTS ] 1828 01:17:52,145 --> 01:17:55,235 Officer: SIR, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE YOUR DAUGHTER MIGHT HAVE HEADED? 1829 01:17:55,409 --> 01:17:57,455 I DON'T KNOW. 1830 01:17:57,629 --> 01:17:59,936 I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE WOULD GO TO BY HERSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 1831 01:18:00,110 --> 01:18:03,200 SHE'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. 1832 01:18:03,374 --> 01:18:05,463 [ SNOWFLAKE NEIGHING ] 1833 01:18:07,421 --> 01:18:09,336 [ CRYING ] 1834 01:18:12,165 --> 01:18:13,427 WELL, DOES SHE HAVE ANY FRIENDS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 1835 01:18:13,601 --> 01:18:14,907 OR MAYBE A CLASSMATE? 1836 01:18:15,081 --> 01:18:17,301 MELISSA'S DOWN THE ROAD. 1837 01:18:17,475 --> 01:18:18,519 NO. 1838 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:20,478 NO, DAD, I KNOW WHERE SHE IS. 1839 01:18:37,930 --> 01:18:38,757 [ THUD ] 1840 01:18:38,931 --> 01:18:39,976 [ SNOWFLAKE WHINNIES ] 1841 01:18:40,150 --> 01:18:42,979 [ SIREN WAILING ] 1842 01:18:43,153 --> 01:18:45,198 Man: COMING THROUGH! 1843 01:18:45,372 --> 01:18:48,854 MAKE SOME ROOM HERE! MAKE SOME ROOM! LET'S GO! 1844 01:18:49,028 --> 01:18:50,987 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 1845 01:18:58,081 --> 01:19:00,213 [ INDISTINCT SPEAKING ON TELEVISION] 1846 01:19:01,562 --> 01:19:04,565 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 1847 01:19:10,702 --> 01:19:11,529 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 1848 01:19:11,703 --> 01:19:13,226 HELLO? 1849 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:14,924 SUSAN, I'M SORRY TO WAKE YOU UP, 1850 01:19:15,098 --> 01:19:16,316 BUT THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL WHO'S BEEN BROUGHT IN 1851 01:19:16,490 --> 01:19:17,622 WITH A HEAD INJURY. 1852 01:19:17,796 --> 01:19:18,797 HER NAME IS CASSANDRA SHERMAN. 1853 01:19:18,971 --> 01:19:21,147 Her dad is Josh Sherman. 1854 01:19:21,321 --> 01:19:23,236 OH, OKAY. I'LL -- I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 1855 01:19:23,410 --> 01:19:25,369 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 1856 01:19:26,413 --> 01:19:29,373 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] 1857 01:19:49,436 --> 01:19:50,742 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 1858 01:19:56,182 --> 01:19:57,575 HOW IS SHE? 1859 01:19:57,749 --> 01:19:58,924 SHE'S STABLE, BUT SHE'S STILL UNCONSCIOUS. 1860 01:19:59,098 --> 01:20:00,404 SHE NEEDS TO BE MONITORED CLOSELY. 1861 01:20:00,578 --> 01:20:01,971 WHAT HAPPENED? 1862 01:20:02,145 --> 01:20:03,320 SHE DECIDED TO GO FOR A HORSEBACK RIDE 1863 01:20:03,494 --> 01:20:04,451 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 1864 01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:05,975 [ SIGHS ] SNOWFLAKE? 1865 01:20:06,149 --> 01:20:07,803 HER DAD AND HER SISTER ARE BACK WITH HER. 1866 01:20:11,719 --> 01:20:14,635 [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] 1867 01:20:25,081 --> 01:20:26,256 [ SIGHS ] 1868 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,608 SUSAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1869 01:20:30,782 --> 01:20:33,785 I-I CAME TO SEE CASSIE. 1870 01:20:36,483 --> 01:20:38,485 SUSAN. YOU CAME. 1871 01:20:43,229 --> 01:20:45,231 ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH. 1872 01:20:45,405 --> 01:20:48,669 I THINK SHE WENT TO SEE SNOWFLAKE BECAUSE SHE WAS SAD ABOUT YOU GUYS. 1873 01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:50,236 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, ISN'T IT? 1874 01:20:50,410 --> 01:20:52,282 YOU TOLD DAD WHAT WE DID, AND HE GOT MAD, RIGHT? 1875 01:20:52,456 --> 01:20:54,371 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1876 01:20:54,545 --> 01:20:56,112 [ MOANS LIGHTLY ] 1877 01:20:56,286 --> 01:20:57,156 CASSIE? 1878 01:20:57,330 --> 01:21:00,029 CASS? CASS? CASSIE? 1879 01:21:00,203 --> 01:21:02,335 CASS? CASSIE? 1880 01:21:02,509 --> 01:21:06,252 I'LL NEVER BE MEAN TO YOU AGAIN. I PROMISE. 1881 01:21:06,426 --> 01:21:13,346 CASSIE? 1882 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:15,261 COME BACK TO US, SWEETHEART. 1883 01:21:15,435 --> 01:21:18,656 [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] 1884 01:21:41,157 --> 01:21:42,245 HERE YOU ARE. 1885 01:21:42,419 --> 01:21:43,986 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 1886 01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:45,335 YOUR PRAYERS MUST HAVE BEEN HEARD. 1887 01:21:45,509 --> 01:21:47,163 CASSIE JUST REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS. 1888 01:21:47,337 --> 01:21:49,339 SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY? 1889 01:21:49,513 --> 01:21:51,210 WELL, SHE'S GONNA HAVE A NASTY BUMP ON HER HEAD FOR A COUPLE WEEKS, 1890 01:21:51,384 --> 01:21:52,385 BUT SHE'S GONNA BE GOOD AS NEW. 1891 01:21:52,559 --> 01:21:54,126 [ SIGHS ] 1892 01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:56,346 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1893 01:22:01,568 --> 01:22:03,309 SUSAN. 1894 01:22:03,483 --> 01:22:05,094 YEAH? 1895 01:22:05,268 --> 01:22:08,401 I WAS WATCHING JOSH WITH HIS CHILDREN. 1896 01:22:08,575 --> 01:22:10,534 THAT'S A GOOD MAN. 1897 01:22:12,536 --> 01:22:13,711 I KNOW. 1898 01:22:13,885 --> 01:22:17,062 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S... 1899 01:22:17,236 --> 01:22:18,585 IT'S OVER. 1900 01:22:23,286 --> 01:22:25,418 SUSAN... 1901 01:22:25,592 --> 01:22:28,160 YOU CAN FOOL A LOT OF PEOPLE -- MAYBE EVEN YOURSELF -- 1902 01:22:28,334 --> 01:22:30,597 BUT I'VE KNOWN YOU TOO LONG FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO FOOL ME. 1903 01:22:30,771 --> 01:22:34,601 HONEY, YOU'RE NOT HAPPY. 1904 01:22:34,775 --> 01:22:39,084 THIS IS YOUR CHANCE FOR THE FAMILY YOU SHOULD HAVE. 1905 01:22:39,258 --> 01:22:41,826 THIS IS LOVE. 1906 01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:48,224 OHH... 1907 01:22:48,398 --> 01:22:51,444 YOU, YOU, YOU. 1908 01:22:51,618 --> 01:22:53,272 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1909 01:22:57,494 --> 01:23:00,236 [ CHUCKLES ] 1910 01:23:00,410 --> 01:23:03,152 I KNOW. 1911 01:23:03,326 --> 01:23:05,067 Cassie: AND YOU'RE POSITIVE THAT SNOWFLAKE'S OKAY? 1912 01:23:05,241 --> 01:23:07,591 Josh: WELL, SHE'S IN BETTER SHAPE THAN I AM. 1913 01:23:07,765 --> 01:23:09,332 HOSPITAL FOOD IS AWESOME. 1914 01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:11,334 YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO FIND A NEW WORD. 1915 01:23:11,508 --> 01:23:12,857 SHE'S BACK TO NORMAL. 1916 01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:15,425 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, SHE'S BACK TO NORMAL. 1917 01:23:16,817 --> 01:23:19,124 I NEED YOU TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP FOR ME. 1918 01:23:19,298 --> 01:23:21,648 YOU SAID SOMETHING TO SUSAN THAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT. 1919 01:23:21,822 --> 01:23:23,476 WELCOME TO THE CLUB. 1920 01:23:23,650 --> 01:23:26,175 YOU SAID TO SUSAN THAT I MUST BE MAD 1921 01:23:26,349 --> 01:23:29,308 ABOUT SOMETHING THAT SHE TOLD ME THAT YOU DID. 1922 01:23:30,875 --> 01:23:32,398 WHAT? 1923 01:23:32,572 --> 01:23:34,531 SUSAN DIDN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING ABOUT US? 1924 01:23:34,705 --> 01:23:36,446 ABOUT THE PROFILES AND THE E-MAILS? 1925 01:23:36,620 --> 01:23:40,058 NO, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT PROFILES OR E-MAILS. WHAT? 1926 01:23:40,232 --> 01:23:41,364 [ SIGHS ] 1927 01:23:41,538 --> 01:23:42,539 DAD, YOU BETTER SIT DOWN. 1928 01:23:42,713 --> 01:23:46,543 OR MAYBE LIE DOWN ON THE BED. 1929 01:23:46,717 --> 01:23:48,588 WHAT HAVE YOU TWO DONE? IT WAS CASSIE'S IDEA. 1930 01:23:48,762 --> 01:23:50,373 NO, SHE'S THE ONE WHO PUT THE THOUGHT IN MY HEAD. 1931 01:23:50,547 --> 01:23:51,548 NO, I DIDN'T! YES, YOU -- 1932 01:23:51,722 --> 01:23:53,071 ENOUGH. 1933 01:23:53,245 --> 01:23:55,117 ONE AT A TIME -- YOU FIRST. 1934 01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:57,206 WELL... 1935 01:23:57,380 --> 01:23:59,295 WE DECIDED THAT YOU SHOULD DATE AGAIN. 1936 01:23:59,469 --> 01:24:00,818 WE NEED A WOMAN AROUND THE HOUSE. 1937 01:24:00,992 --> 01:24:02,515 IT'S GETTING LONELY. 1938 01:24:02,689 --> 01:24:05,301 SO WE WENT TO ROMANCE-4-YOU.com AND MADE A PROFILE. 1939 01:24:05,475 --> 01:24:07,477 THAT'S HOW WE MET SUSAN. 1940 01:24:08,826 --> 01:24:10,393 OH, GIRLS. 1941 01:24:10,567 --> 01:24:11,655 [ CHUCKLES ] 1942 01:24:11,829 --> 01:24:12,699 BUT SHE'S REALLY NICE, RIGHT? 1943 01:24:12,873 --> 01:24:14,223 AND PRETTY. 1944 01:24:16,921 --> 01:24:19,315 [ Chuckling ] YEAH. 1945 01:24:19,489 --> 01:24:23,145 [ CHUCKLING ] 1946 01:24:23,319 --> 01:24:26,496 [ KEYS CLACKING ] 1947 01:24:26,670 --> 01:24:29,368 Susan: "SUSAN'S HEART HINTS." 1948 01:24:29,542 --> 01:24:33,372 "FINDING REAL LOVE IS HARD THESE DAYS -- 1949 01:24:33,546 --> 01:24:35,461 MAYBE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE." 1950 01:24:35,635 --> 01:24:37,855 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1951 01:24:43,774 --> 01:24:45,602 HI. 1952 01:24:45,776 --> 01:24:47,778 HI. 1953 01:24:52,957 --> 01:24:56,221 "SUSAN'S HEART HINTS." 1954 01:24:56,395 --> 01:24:59,311 "FINDING REAL LOVE IS HARD THESE DAYS -- 1955 01:24:59,485 --> 01:25:01,270 "MAYBE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE. 1956 01:25:01,444 --> 01:25:04,186 "BUT WATCHING MY MOTHER'S UNABASHED JOY 1957 01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:05,970 "WHEN SHE HUGS THE MAN 1958 01:25:06,144 --> 01:25:09,321 "WHO IS TOTALLY WRONG, YET TOTALLY RIGHT FOR HER 1959 01:25:09,495 --> 01:25:11,584 "OR MY BEST FRIEND'S EYES LIGHT UP 1960 01:25:11,758 --> 01:25:14,196 "WHEN SHE SPEAKS ABOUT HER LOVE FOR GOD 1961 01:25:14,370 --> 01:25:17,373 "OR THE FACE OF THE MAN I LOVE TRANSFORMED 1962 01:25:17,547 --> 01:25:20,637 "WHEN HE LOOKS AT HIS TWO DAUGHTERS, 1963 01:25:20,811 --> 01:25:23,944 "I REALIZE THAT IT'S EVERYWHERE AROUND US. 1964 01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:27,513 "SO, HERE'S MY LAST HINT FOR THIS YEAR -- 1965 01:25:27,687 --> 01:25:29,776 "BE READY FOR ANYTHING IN LIFE. 1966 01:25:29,950 --> 01:25:32,823 "DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR WITHOUT SEEING WHO'S ON THE OTHER SIDE. 1967 01:25:32,997 --> 01:25:35,608 "BECAUSE LOVE CAN APPEAR WHERE YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. 1968 01:25:35,782 --> 01:25:37,523 "AND IF YOU CAN, 1969 01:25:37,697 --> 01:25:40,787 "TRY TO MARRY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 1970 01:25:40,961 --> 01:25:44,443 THAT WAY, HE'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR ANNIVERSARY." 1971 01:25:50,406 --> 01:25:51,972 "AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE DID -- 1972 01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:55,541 "ONE YEAR LATER, ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, 1973 01:25:55,715 --> 01:25:59,415 WHEN I FINALLY GOT MY KISS AT MIDNIGHT." 1974 01:26:17,084 --> 01:26:18,303 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1975 01:26:18,477 --> 01:26:19,783 [ SIGHS ] 1976 01:26:21,654 --> 01:26:23,482 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1977 01:26:33,710 --> 01:26:35,364 [ BARKS ] 1978 01:26:54,818 --> 01:26:56,298 --Captions by VIT-- www.vitac.com 1979 01:26:56,472 --> 01:26:57,473 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY LARRY LEVINSON PRODUCTIONS