1 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:47,960 I'd like you to do, please, Mr. 2 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:49,460 Dickery. 3 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:56,520 That's our pub. 4 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,300 Now, this ain't your ordinary run -of -the -mill drinking establishment. 5 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:03,660 Anything goes, as long as we have an angle on it. 6 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:17,320 One, two, I'm bacon. Three, good! 7 00:02:18,980 --> 00:02:21,380 I'm your man who makes sure everything runs smoothly. 8 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:22,720 Come on! 9 00:02:36,780 --> 00:02:39,160 Of course, things don't always go according to plan. 10 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,860 As for Moon, he plays by his own set of rules. 11 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:45,940 He sorts out the knots. 12 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:49,080 Thing is, his brain's more thriving than his head. 13 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,480 Blowcast for fishing chips. 14 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:57,700 Fish? 15 00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:01,860 Chips? Reckons it is, Poncy. What's the matter with the chefs at Puff? 16 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:12,980 Now, Jamie... Jamie could talk a nun into having 666 tattooed on her arse if 17 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:13,980 wanted to. 18 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:28,220 He's a jammy bastard. 19 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,280 Poor Phil telling Hallam. 20 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,780 Lee's passion is for the ladies. 21 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,660 Sam, it's not a two -way deal. 22 00:03:36,230 --> 00:03:38,170 Still, every now and again, he comes up smiling. 23 00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:39,690 That was great. 24 00:03:40,230 --> 00:03:41,750 I like the way he used that chair. 25 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:44,590 Can we take that again? 26 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,040 What's going on? 27 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:14,120 We're auditioning erotic dancers. 28 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,000 We ain't got no strippers in here. 29 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:17,220 I know, don't we? 30 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,040 But they don't. 31 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Go on! 32 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:39,940 I've bought it. 33 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,240 You muppet! 34 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:02,180 At the end of the day, we don't mind getting our hands dirty. 35 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:03,900 We just don't want them cut off. 36 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,220 I mean... 37 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,500 We know our limit. 38 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,240 It's a pity our associates don't know theirs. 39 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:16,340 Since Europe is now an open market, we need to keep up with the times. 40 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,200 It's where these two cloggets come in. 41 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,240 And when it comes to business... 42 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:37,030 They always fly from the wrong side of the road. 43 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:49,170 English. 44 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:53,110 Yes. Cool. We love England. 45 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:54,950 We've been coming here already five years. 46 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:56,470 You're making delivery in London? 47 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,480 Yes. All right, if you feel so. 48 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:02,580 You're me and Johan. We're bringing the cigarettes and the booze from the Hook 49 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:04,620 of Holland, coming back and go again and again. 50 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,140 All right. Hey. Hey. Hey. 51 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,400 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. 52 00:06:27,390 --> 00:06:28,390 Take some of these. 53 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:34,990 I don't usually do, Puff. I don't really agree with me. No, no, no. This is to 54 00:06:34,990 --> 00:06:36,750 make you feel so much better for driving fun. 55 00:06:37,490 --> 00:06:39,830 Yeah? Northern Lights and Super Skull combo. 56 00:06:41,390 --> 00:06:42,390 Wicked. 57 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:48,090 This is blowing your socks off. 58 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:35,370 Beauty and the Farmyard Beast, man. Cool. 59 00:07:36,170 --> 00:07:37,670 Monkey business. 60 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:44,190 Old McDonald's shacks his farm. You've seen these? Crazy, huh? That's nothing. 61 00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:46,690 Check this out. 62 00:07:48,090 --> 00:07:49,090 Wow. 63 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:10,100 Morning, Bobby. 64 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:17,179 Great, Pete. 65 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:19,000 The ferry that says there we are. 66 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,800 Good. 67 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:25,420 We'll bring a roll around. I think I'll pick them up in person. 68 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,440 Miami Vice. 69 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:29,900 Number one faith in this manor. 70 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,220 Word is he's responsible for half the country's porn imports. 71 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:35,820 And half of the stiffs dragged out to Thames. 72 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:37,799 How's my horse? 73 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,309 Miami. 74 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:40,450 He's a beauty. 75 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:43,929 Listen, I don't want too much competition on Saturday. 76 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:46,650 Don't want to be all under pressure in his first race. 77 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:50,370 Well, lads are sorting that out. He won't have anyone breathing down his 78 00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:51,890 Yeah, no point taking a gamble. 79 00:08:52,170 --> 00:08:53,170 That's what I thought. 80 00:08:59,730 --> 00:09:02,530 This is Nefarious, this guy. A man of many interests. 81 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:07,280 Not just a bookie, not just the king of kebabs, he's got a podgy finger in every 82 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,500 pie. And anything you want to buy, if it's for sale or not, he'll get hold of 83 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,500 for you. 84 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,800 He thinks he's the Anastas of Knockoff Road. 85 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:17,260 What are you thinking, Mr Weiss? 86 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,560 No words. 87 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,020 He's going to miss him. 88 00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:29,040 Imagine it. Nick Faldo getting up in the morning. 89 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:33,420 He say, I think I disney park for a quick round before me eggs and bacon. 90 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:35,220 where's me effing clubs, innit? 91 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,100 I don't want to touch them yet. 92 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,040 Don't think I'm ready. 93 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:42,720 Put them in a wagon three feet, yeah? 94 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:44,760 On a blanket. 95 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:49,760 I'm so pleased with you, Niforia, I'm thinking of giving you a little extra. 96 00:09:50,180 --> 00:09:51,180 Shh. 97 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,300 You just drink. 98 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:57,700 Don't take any bets on sherbet in a 3 .30 at Fulmore tomorrow. 99 00:09:58,220 --> 00:09:59,220 Lower the odds on all the others. 100 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,399 You'll clean up. 101 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,980 Said a bit. He's going to win, right? 102 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:03,720 He's my horse. 103 00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:05,800 Yeah, put a wedge on him yourself. 104 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:07,220 He'll clean up again. 105 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:10,860 Mammy vase. 106 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,460 You'll cut above, you know that? 107 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,240 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 108 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:22,480 You are taking the piss. 109 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:26,460 After lifetime. 110 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:47,920 This stuff must be stronger than this is. 111 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,480 Oh, shit. 112 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,100 What? 113 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,800 She's dead. 114 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,060 We killed the fucking bride. 115 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:03,200 We fucking killed them all. 116 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,480 18 dead bodies? 117 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:10,280 No. Well, no, they woke up in the end. I'm wondering what happened for the last 118 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,259 24 hours. 119 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:12,960 I was so fucking bored. 120 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,300 Jesus Christ. 121 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:15,860 What did you have a look at? 122 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:22,820 So in other words, you can take your Bacardi and sod off. Hey, guys. 123 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:27,200 Guys, we did not know. We are feeling so sorry. We're trying to build up a name. 124 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,940 Everybody, we're putting it right. 125 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:34,160 Right now. Right now. First, we take away those two disgusting bulls. And we 126 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,240 tell the supplier not to giving us this shit stuff. 127 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,700 And then, come look in the back of the van. 128 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,460 Take the booze back. We'll give you the porno movies. 129 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:53,900 If you sell, you give them to us 50%, yeah? 130 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,380 What about the watch? 131 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,300 Money you take for free, yeah? 132 00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:58,860 I need it for those you need. 133 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,200 They're all just for me. 134 00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:01,540 What kind of porno movies? 135 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:05,180 We get new from Netherlands, Germany, Scandinavia. 136 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,580 It's not gay or anything, is it? 137 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:09,060 No way, guys. We know the rules, huh? 138 00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:23,990 Get your hands off. 139 00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:28,770 Get back in the car, punk. 140 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:44,250 All right, Chris. 141 00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:46,050 The fire's in the back. 142 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:47,670 He ain't been out all day. 143 00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:50,670 Got himself a new desk, innit? 144 00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:07,830 Right, lads, what's the score? 145 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:09,950 All right, we've a nice desk. 146 00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:13,590 No, we've got a bit of business you might be interested in. Always 147 00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:14,309 little business. 148 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:17,670 We've got the ultimate in adult entertainment, right here. For you 149 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:20,270 the top man of this area. We're going to cut you the best deal you've ever had. 150 00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:21,229 Stuff's a business. 151 00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:24,310 I mean, this is even banned in Bangkok. Straight up. I mean, this director won 152 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:26,310 six golden dicks at that festival, wasn't it? 153 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:28,730 The Little Boy Peter Awards? 154 00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:32,310 Yeah. This is the moon dust of the porn world, and I kid you not. 155 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,430 It's not gay, is it? 156 00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:36,720 Do we look like a pair of rear gunners? 157 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:40,160 No, it's just that I've got all this fucking gay porn and I can't sell it to 158 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:40,979 more contact. 159 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,700 Well, I mean, it's a totally different market, isn't it? 160 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,160 This is healthy stuff. 161 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:46,740 Let's have a look, then. 162 00:13:57,180 --> 00:14:00,460 Oh, bloody hell. 163 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:01,900 Bloody hell. 164 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,240 That's not tight, is it? 165 00:14:03,939 --> 00:14:05,360 Gee, that's a donkey, isn't he? 166 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,220 No, that's an horse. It's a nice horse, though. 167 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,560 It's a thoroughbred. 168 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:16,720 So, what's your rough, then? 300 tapes? 169 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:19,900 Yeah, well, I don't know. 170 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,420 It might be a bit hard to shift. 171 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:24,460 Everything's up somebody's street. People who want this kind of stuff, 172 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,480 pay for the nose for it, too. 173 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,760 I tell you what, I'd take half. 174 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,160 350. 175 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,200 350? 176 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,980 Half? Show some respect. 177 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,280 All right, 3 .75, but no more. 178 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,980 Don't waste our time. It's all I can do. It's been a bad week. The Hoovers 179 00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:40,300 haven't shifted as well as I hoped. 180 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:45,300 Bacon, what's that on your forehead? Oh, don't tell me. M -U -fucking -G. 181 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:46,639 Come on. 182 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,660 All right, all right. 183 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:49,060 I'll give you 400. 184 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,880 I can take them down to the blokes at the Rotary Club in Enfield. 185 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,180 400? For half? For half. 186 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,580 But I'll tell you what else. 187 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,280 Running up Fontwell, 3 .30 on Saturday. 188 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,840 A dead third. 189 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,639 Fancy it? 190 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,300 I take it you're talking about an horse who ain't been asked to rely on his 191 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,259 natural abilities. 192 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:07,720 I just know he's going to win. 193 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,640 I heard it from the top. 194 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:14,920 All right? 195 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,420 Share the bed, but don't go shouting it about, all right? 196 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,160 All right. 197 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,020 But if you're standing, don't come in at the donkey derby. 198 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,480 We'll be back here. 199 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,860 Lads, lads, when have I ever done you out of anything? 200 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,940 Could I tell you bring the tapes in? 201 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:38,420 Oh, and tell him to put the pigeon nets up. We're running low on chicken. 202 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,000 That was an eye -opener. 203 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,300 Thanks, all sorts. 204 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:44,060 What are we going to do with the rest of them? 205 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,139 Don't know. 206 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:46,140 Lee's uncle? 207 00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:47,420 Firebug. 208 00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:56,800 I ain't going near him. The man's a nutter. 209 00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:20,790 Off his shoulder. 210 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,730 Get it closer every time, Garth. 211 00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:24,510 Yeah, I think you're right. 212 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:27,330 Governor? 213 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,010 Last door. 214 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,650 Couldn't wait to give me my appraisal, eh? 215 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,470 There's been a slight accident. 216 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,630 Where's my watch? 217 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:42,010 Well, I was poisoned and... You come here with bad news. 218 00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:44,750 On a governor's night off and all. 219 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:47,330 Where's my fucking watch? 220 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:51,740 Well, it was like this, right? There was these two dodgy Dutchmen and they drug 221 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,700 me and then nicked me back. 222 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,740 Do you know how long it's taken me to track down that watch? 223 00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:58,940 Eh? 224 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,540 Ten years. 225 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:08,859 That watch was custom -made for the legendary 70s porn maestro Dennis Van 226 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:12,000 I was breastfed on that man's corpse. 227 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,680 He was the father I never had. 228 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:16,960 That watch. 229 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:24,660 is an item of immense 230 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,839 sentimental value. 231 00:17:27,859 --> 00:17:30,200 And I haven't even talked about the cost. 232 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:34,160 And I'm even more sentimental about money. 233 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:40,200 Well, I'll get it back. You know what I think of? What's that, free fee? 234 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,800 I don't think Glassjaw gets it. I don't think he understands what you mean by 235 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,220 sentimental value. 236 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,800 Free fee? 237 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,610 I think you're right. 238 00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:09,810 Please, 239 00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:15,370 Uncle Doug runs this spill. 240 00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:17,650 Small outfit, but highly profitable. 241 00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:20,330 since most of his punters end up as charcoal. 242 00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:21,710 Oi! 243 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:25,010 Put that in a silver BMW, yeah? 244 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,510 I've just had it reupholstered. He's spilling it. 245 00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:29,850 It's a wasn't. 246 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,370 All right. 247 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,750 It's little Lee. 248 00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,950 All right, Uncle Doug? All right, son? 249 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:40,510 Lad? 250 00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:42,990 Sit yourselves down, then. 251 00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:58,680 Well, get it off your chest. 252 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,840 We've got some dirty bits, if you're interested. 253 00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:04,740 In buying. 254 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,100 To sell on. 255 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,259 You know. 256 00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:09,240 I had the worst I've ever seen. 257 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:14,920 Good. Phil, animals and stuff. Well, not too many animals, some. Yeah, yeah, 258 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:15,879 most of them. 259 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,880 You know. 260 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,720 No. 261 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,320 Kinky stuff. 262 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,800 We've got about 150. 263 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,700 150, eh? 264 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,840 I'll give you 250 quid. 265 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,160 Done. 266 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:41,620 Lee. 267 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,580 You seen Dorothy lately? 268 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:54,420 How's she doing? 269 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,920 Not too bad. 270 00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:58,980 Healing up. 271 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,600 Told her enough times. 272 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:05,180 I mean, why do people push their luck, Lee? 273 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,140 You got anything else? 274 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,220 Sherbert. What? 275 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:21,040 3 .30 tomorrow. 276 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,440 Fontwell. Dead set? 277 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,720 Oh, yeah. 278 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,180 Well, you know, hush -hushing all that. 279 00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:29,880 Put 500 quid on it for me, yeah? 280 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,540 Ooh. 281 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,140 Nice watch, son. 282 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,740 Very, very nice watch. 283 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:49,840 Do you think we look scared? 284 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,660 Nah. Yeah, respect for us. 285 00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:53,940 Yeah. Yeah. 286 00:20:55,520 --> 00:21:01,060 I'll let him in on the tip. He'll give me some cash to put on it. 287 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,719 Hello, 288 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:14,540 bar bug. 289 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,100 Never thought I'd see the day when you walk in here, Miami. 290 00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:21,860 Must be something very serious. 291 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,020 Serious, all right. 292 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,280 I need to put the word out on a couple of Dutch men selling porn videos and a 293 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,460 very special watch. 294 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:46,460 That porn, and more importantly, that watch, belongs to me. 295 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,100 So if anything like that comes your way, you let me know, yeah? 296 00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:52,140 What sort of porn? 297 00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,600 Kind that lawyers and bankers go for. 298 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,580 Animal classics, shit like that. 299 00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:58,340 What sort of watch? 300 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,020 Custom -made erotic timepiece. 301 00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:05,480 You know if you see it. 302 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,640 Oi, oi. 303 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:12,380 Miami. 304 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,460 Trying to cheer you up a bit. 305 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:21,820 Dead third, 3 .30, Fontwell. 306 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,160 Tomorrow. 307 00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:25,620 Sure, though. 308 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:28,580 Thanks. 309 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:30,360 You want me to keep that quiet? 310 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,640 You ain't gonna tell him, then? 311 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,180 Fuck him. 312 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,500 I ain't got any time for him. Flash bastard. 313 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:49,900 Full of shit. 314 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,040 Tell you what, good news Lee's got his watch. 315 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,480 Because sooner or later, I'm going to get hold of that watch and I'm going to 316 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,340 shove it right in Miami Vice's ugly muppet face. 317 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,160 Now this time, I do not want to have to leave early. 318 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,600 No. 319 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,920 What? 320 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:15,300 Oh, she was well into it. 321 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,260 But anyway, drop the charges. 322 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,520 eventually you 323 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:28,280 can 324 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:33,600 do you just walk 325 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:39,900 you just walk oh you walk 326 00:23:57,350 --> 00:24:00,530 But when you do the walk, you ride in style. 327 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:04,650 You just shake your heels and close your eyes and then you walk. 328 00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:43,560 All right, Tanya. 329 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,160 Get off. 330 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,620 Come on, Tanya. 331 00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:48,060 Don't be like that. 332 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:50,060 I was hoping you wouldn't talk to me. 333 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,780 I promise we'll keep Moon on her lead. 334 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,500 You said that last time. 335 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,840 Got a nice little earner for you. 336 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,080 Easy money. 337 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,640 You want me to look after the pub? You can fuck off. 338 00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,920 Come on. 339 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:01,740 I'm a dancer, not a barmaid. 340 00:25:02,060 --> 00:25:03,180 You'll be the manager. 341 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:04,840 You mean I'll be on me own? 342 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,580 You were great last time. 343 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,620 Pay your double time. 344 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,300 I'll do it if you let me sister have her 21st in the upstairs room. 345 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,180 For free. 346 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 All right. 347 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,080 Free booze? 348 00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:21,380 Come on. I'm doing you a favour. 349 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,360 Honestly, 350 00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:33,160 what's the matter with those doormen? 351 00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:38,260 Keep him out of here. 352 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,359 What, me? 353 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,640 Oh, come on, Tanya, don't be like that. I was only playing around. 354 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,759 Playing around? 355 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,080 Is that what you told the police? 356 00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:45,340 Moon, shut it. 357 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:50,060 Look, Tanya, are you going to help us out? I'll do it if the booze for the 358 00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:51,060 party's free. 359 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,340 You know we can't do that. 360 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,680 How about we throw in a crate of rum? 361 00:25:57,980 --> 00:25:59,660 Done. Now piss off. 362 00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:00,980 See you tomorrow. 363 00:26:03,740 --> 00:26:06,100 What the fuck are you doing in here? 364 00:26:06,410 --> 00:26:07,910 Send him for an air, would you please, please? 365 00:26:24,430 --> 00:26:26,110 Here, don't we have to carry him? He's a fat dick. 366 00:26:26,530 --> 00:26:27,970 Just put him in a range rover. 367 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,620 Shut the door behind you, son. 368 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:46,360 First thing, never approach any of my girls while they're working. 369 00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:47,820 Of course. 370 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,420 Well, it's stupid of us. 371 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,220 It's just that we all went to school with Tanya. 372 00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:54,060 Yeah, I know. 373 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,280 That's why you're standing in here and not outside, or your bollocks kicked in. 374 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:13,880 All right, lads. 375 00:27:14,420 --> 00:27:15,620 Sorry about the short notice. 376 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,320 Everything's ready. Who's in the back? 377 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:19,700 Stronger. I'll give you no trouble. 378 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,560 Now, your pub. 379 00:27:32,620 --> 00:27:34,960 What we hear is there's a lot of business going through there. 380 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,720 A lot of gear. 381 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:39,340 Am I? 382 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:42,980 Well... You know, we sell a lot of stuff on it if it comes our way. Nothing that 383 00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:43,980 hot. 384 00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:47,800 I want you to look out for a watch. 385 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,440 Custom -made. 386 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Gold. 387 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,080 Work of art. 388 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,020 Tells a time by a handcrafted cock and balls. 389 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,180 Anything like that? 390 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:05,060 Even a bit similar, and we'll let you know. 391 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,360 Yeah. Yeah. 392 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,290 What's it to be then? 393 00:28:26,170 --> 00:28:29,550 A gravedigger or the postman? 394 00:28:31,150 --> 00:28:32,390 What's that glass, Jill? 395 00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:35,830 The postman, was it? 396 00:28:36,270 --> 00:28:37,350 Sensible choice. 397 00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:40,490 Less dignity, but more speed. 398 00:29:19,870 --> 00:29:21,010 Mincemeat or chops, Gav? 399 00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:22,610 Chops. It's Gregor. 400 00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:50,210 Thanks, lads. 401 00:29:50,450 --> 00:29:51,830 Really good service you're on. 402 00:29:52,650 --> 00:29:54,250 Shame all people don't know about you. 403 00:29:54,730 --> 00:29:55,730 Cheers. 404 00:29:57,130 --> 00:30:00,550 So off he goes, his bones showing through his elbows and his nose in his 405 00:30:00,610 --> 00:30:02,670 going, I don't even support Chelsea. 406 00:30:20,889 --> 00:30:21,889 Fucking hell. 407 00:30:21,950 --> 00:30:22,950 We got his watch. 408 00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:24,690 It's Miami Vice's watch. 409 00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:26,070 We'll give it back. 410 00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:27,170 You should give it back now. 411 00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:28,610 Can't give it back straight away. 412 00:30:29,010 --> 00:30:30,450 I did none up straight away. 413 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:31,870 He's got a point. 414 00:30:32,490 --> 00:30:34,850 Anyway, I quite like it. You what? 415 00:30:35,510 --> 00:30:38,350 What have you got to admit? You are not fucking wearing that watch around. You 416 00:30:38,350 --> 00:30:39,870 fucking take it off when we get home. 417 00:30:40,170 --> 00:30:41,170 All right. 418 00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:42,410 I'm not stupid. 419 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,500 We got. 420 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,720 We should do this more often. 421 00:31:54,940 --> 00:31:57,600 You know, we never get birds on that down an hour, do we, Tom? 422 00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,500 Tom's got his bets on, hasn't he? 423 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:03,580 Lee, that thing's supposed to be in hiding. 424 00:32:03,940 --> 00:32:06,140 When are you exactly going to run into Miami Vice here? 425 00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:27,650 See that? That's breeding. 426 00:32:28,890 --> 00:32:30,510 There's no poor ties. 427 00:32:30,810 --> 00:32:31,810 Of course not. 428 00:32:31,870 --> 00:32:34,370 I might not be born with a silver spoon up my eyes, but I do have an 429 00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:35,890 appreciation for the finer things of life. 430 00:32:36,410 --> 00:32:38,490 Jake, congratulations on your purchase. 431 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:40,550 I had no idea you were a horse lover. 432 00:32:40,890 --> 00:32:43,570 Well, every Englishman's got horses in his brand, hasn't he? And I never 433 00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:46,230 imagined that Mr Digby would part from Sherbert. 434 00:32:46,690 --> 00:32:50,590 Well, I did have to send in a team of negotiators. 435 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000 I am without a deal. 436 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,680 And you know, there's an horse of yours about me, aren't there? 437 00:32:58,580 --> 00:33:00,400 I like this one. 438 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:01,700 Hello. 439 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:08,560 I told you, he's six years old. 440 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,700 He goes in for a fucking three. 441 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:15,360 He's at least ten years old. Listen here, read my little proper. 442 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,860 Easy, sonny. 443 00:33:24,110 --> 00:33:25,110 your cousin's doing here. 444 00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:26,230 They're like a bet. 445 00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:27,430 I thought I'd tip them off. 446 00:33:27,670 --> 00:33:30,390 When are you going to understand? Your family ain't fit to mix in normal 447 00:33:30,390 --> 00:33:32,770 society. Let's get out of the way before they come over here. 448 00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:35,930 Yeah, let's try that VIP bit. That's where all the decent birds are. 449 00:33:36,490 --> 00:33:37,490 VIP bit? 450 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:38,890 Nah, leave it. 451 00:33:39,570 --> 00:33:40,570 20 quid says we're getting. 452 00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:42,410 They won't let us in. 453 00:33:42,590 --> 00:33:44,110 You just let me do the talking. 454 00:33:47,550 --> 00:33:48,670 All right, 20 quid. 455 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,600 Hello, Jamie. 456 00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:58,340 Me? Laura? 457 00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:01,480 I was hoping I'd run into you. 458 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,600 You've grown up a bit. 459 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,500 Meaning what? 460 00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:08,560 You're not exactly Moon's sweet and innocent little cousin anymore. 461 00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:10,199 I've learnt a lot since then. 462 00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:11,780 I bet. 463 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,380 Come on! No! 464 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:20,980 All the girls in London do it if they love you. Look, I love you, Jamie, but I 465 00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:21,958 ain't like that. 466 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,139 Just stick your hand... 467 00:34:24,780 --> 00:34:26,100 Yeah, he wouldn't get her top off. 468 00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:27,380 That's right, Kat. 469 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,980 He'll stay in shadow, though, won't he? Of course he will. 470 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,639 You think about me, then. 471 00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:36,159 Man again. 472 00:34:36,219 --> 00:34:37,219 No, 473 00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:39,540 you're just the same. 474 00:34:51,210 --> 00:34:54,230 All right, 350 quid on Sherbert. 475 00:34:54,730 --> 00:34:55,730 Too late, pal. 476 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:33,680 in the bin man 477 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,410 Nobbled them all. 478 00:36:03,450 --> 00:36:04,950 Seems like this one's got guts to steal. 479 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,550 Relax, I've got a plan B. 480 00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:36,450 Jake, all right, mate? You sure you don't want to sell any emulses? 481 00:36:36,650 --> 00:36:38,430 I'm afraid I'm not a dealer, I'm a breeder. 482 00:36:39,590 --> 00:36:40,569 Yeah? 483 00:36:40,570 --> 00:36:41,570 Wank him, all right. 484 00:36:42,810 --> 00:36:45,310 I want him on a drip by the end of the week so I can make him an offer for 485 00:36:45,310 --> 00:36:46,410 Doncaster on Saturday. 486 00:36:50,370 --> 00:36:52,030 Drinks are all right, mate. Cheers, lads. 487 00:36:53,810 --> 00:36:55,410 That's very good of you. I'll have a pint of cider. 488 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,400 What did Joe do? 489 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:08,680 All right, 490 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,360 Dad. Do you remember Jamie? 491 00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:12,740 Hello, mate. 492 00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:14,140 How are you? 493 00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:16,080 God, I'm lucky. 494 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:18,960 What was that? 495 00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:21,740 An horse coming. 496 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:23,740 Oh, the horse. 497 00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:25,260 It came in. 498 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:31,420 Are you all right, mate? 499 00:37:34,319 --> 00:37:36,080 Two looking like they've come out with their tails off. 500 00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:44,620 Another one. 501 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,840 I'm going to try and close your lap there, Len. 502 00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:53,740 Right. 503 00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:03,510 Can we have the rest of our winnings back? 504 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:04,950 All gone. 505 00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:08,370 There was ten grand in there, pal. 506 00:38:08,610 --> 00:38:09,890 Listen, I added it up on the machine. 507 00:38:10,230 --> 00:38:12,870 Oh, you added it up wrong then, didn't you? It's all there. You can check it. 508 00:38:14,710 --> 00:38:16,190 We haven't had any crates of champagne. 509 00:38:17,110 --> 00:38:19,010 Twenty kegs of cider? What do you want about? 510 00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:20,970 We helped carry it out to your van. 511 00:38:23,550 --> 00:38:24,550 What van? 512 00:38:26,810 --> 00:38:28,170 Your fucking family. 513 00:38:28,490 --> 00:38:29,490 Not their fault. 514 00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:31,210 The way they were brought up. Oh, yeah? 515 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:35,340 Yeah. They see something and they take it. What's wrong with that? What's wrong 516 00:38:35,340 --> 00:38:36,840 with taking our fucking money? 517 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,400 Right, 518 00:38:42,140 --> 00:38:59,960 pull 519 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:00,960 over at that pub. 520 00:39:01,399 --> 00:39:03,680 Poncey pays if he don't fill you up. Ploughman's ought to do the trick. 521 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:07,840 Christ's sake, man. 522 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,700 You'd have brought your poxy family. 523 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,280 What about your stupid car? 524 00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:14,400 Wouldn't it be all right if we just... I've left me winnings because of your 525 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,340 family. And this stupid... You can shut up. It was your stupid idea to tell your 526 00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:21,440 uncle about the bet, wasn't it? Well, I didn't think you'd be stupid enough to 527 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,660 give all his money to Moon's cousins, did I? Maybe we should try and be a bit 528 00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:27,820 more positive and think of some way to sort this out. You can definitely shut 529 00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:29,560 up. You've got the shag out of it. 530 00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:30,780 Yeah. 531 00:39:32,290 --> 00:39:34,510 Right. Next car we see, we nick. 532 00:39:39,030 --> 00:39:40,830 Might as well make it something that'll fetch a price. 533 00:39:41,690 --> 00:39:43,270 So he can pay Firebug back his money. 534 00:39:50,370 --> 00:39:51,490 No argument there, really. 535 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,180 I tell you what, I've got ulcers on the brain. 536 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,320 I could have sworn I just heard... You just heard an ulcer? 537 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:37,460 It's eating the whole yard. 538 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:40,040 I say we just kill it and see what we can get for its carcass. 539 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,000 You can't kill him. What's he done to you? 540 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:42,879 All right. 541 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,880 It's just an idea. 542 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:44,940 You don't recognise him, do you? 543 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:47,800 That is Sherbert. 544 00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:50,810 The horse that won yesterday. 545 00:41:51,430 --> 00:41:52,430 Shit. 546 00:41:54,610 --> 00:41:55,610 It's perfect. 547 00:41:56,130 --> 00:41:57,290 It's fucking perfect. 548 00:41:58,190 --> 00:42:00,030 We flog him. Who to? 549 00:42:01,070 --> 00:42:02,070 Moon's family. 550 00:42:02,130 --> 00:42:03,130 They love horses. 551 00:42:03,550 --> 00:42:06,350 They do like an horse. Of course, we'll have to disguise him. 552 00:42:06,630 --> 00:42:07,790 Disguise him as what? 553 00:42:08,130 --> 00:42:09,350 A lanky cow? 554 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:13,810 We go down to Neferis's tomorrow, spray him another colour, then we flog him to 555 00:42:13,810 --> 00:42:16,410 Moon's nasty family, pay Firebug back his money. 556 00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:17,650 Very easy. 557 00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:18,910 Nice one. 558 00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:26,020 It's unnatural, boys. It's unnatural. 559 00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:29,520 He eats splinters and nails. 560 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,380 You won't mind a little bit of paint. 561 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,380 You're talking of unnatural. How are you getting on selling them, V? 562 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,060 Well, it's funny. They're going like hotcakes. I'm running out. 563 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,320 Give him a sock on that leg. 564 00:42:40,780 --> 00:42:41,960 For balance, eh? 565 00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:43,660 Don't get technical. 566 00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:45,380 Just leave a bit of white down there. 567 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:47,860 Yeah, that's it. 568 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,620 Shit. It's Firebug. He's outside. 569 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,760 All right, he's your uncle. You tell him. Fuck that. It was his idea to go 570 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,420 see him. So? You told him about the oars. 571 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,740 All right. Why don't we just hide? 572 00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:24,720 What? We can hide till we sell the oars. Then pay him. 573 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,520 Too much for that. 574 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,120 All right, Firebug. I mean, Douglas. 575 00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:31,700 Thanks. 576 00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:33,380 Looks like your tip came off. 577 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,180 Well done, boys. 578 00:43:35,580 --> 00:43:36,580 All right, Uncle Doug. 579 00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:38,540 How's Rita? 580 00:43:39,140 --> 00:43:40,140 And the kids? 581 00:43:41,649 --> 00:43:42,649 Where's my cash? 582 00:43:42,690 --> 00:43:43,690 We had a problem. 583 00:43:44,190 --> 00:43:45,190 It's all right, though. 584 00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:48,730 Right. So not at all a problem if it means me not getting my money, then, 585 00:43:48,890 --> 00:43:51,350 No, no, no. It's just that we've... Invested it. 586 00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:52,810 You've invested my money? 587 00:43:53,190 --> 00:43:54,770 Yeah. In a horse. 588 00:43:55,310 --> 00:43:59,450 A very good one. You've invested my money on that nag out there, dripping 589 00:43:59,450 --> 00:44:00,750 paint, chewing on a cardboard box? 590 00:44:01,070 --> 00:44:04,130 Well, you're going to make money on him. When we sell him on, 100 % or 591 00:44:04,130 --> 00:44:06,390 something. Yeah, we're going to sell him a profit, right? Yeah, a big one. 592 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,120 How about you give me that fancy watch of yours instead, then, eh? 593 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,920 Erm... I can't. 594 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,500 And why's that, nephew? 595 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:30,760 You're not going to believe this, but... Well, the horse... The horse is eating 596 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,760 it. 597 00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:32,900 Eating it? 598 00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:34,340 Yeah. 599 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,820 We're trying to figure out how to get it back. 600 00:44:37,660 --> 00:44:39,140 You're not pissing with me, are you? 601 00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:41,180 Of course not, Uncle. 602 00:44:45,420 --> 00:44:51,740 Well, since you're my nephew and all, I'll give you 24 hours to either produce 603 00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:58,300 the watch from the author's arse or my cash, plus 100%. And if you're one 604 00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:04,000 minute late, I'll have to roast a lot of you. 605 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,720 Fine. Yeah. Great. 606 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,080 Great. Cheers. 607 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,440 Thanks a lot, Uncle Doug. 608 00:45:40,580 --> 00:45:43,360 Why didn't you just give him the watch? 609 00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:46,440 Because sooner or later he'd find out it was Miami Vices. 610 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:49,980 Then just to piss old Miami off, he'd tell everyone he had it. 611 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,178 And where are we going? 612 00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,900 The horse is eating it. That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. 613 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,060 Hey! Ready for that party? 614 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,500 Who is wanting to make some ear and head for the Ministry of Sound, eh? 615 00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:03,700 Not tonight, lads. But we are thinking maybe those dudes are selling already 616 00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:07,360 porno movies and we can collect our 50%. By the way, where did you get those 617 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,360 wigs? 618 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,860 Yikes, you won't check out the horse. 619 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,160 Lee, I think the horse is hungry again. 620 00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:16,580 He's always hungry. 621 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,120 He's munching on your motor. 622 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,040 Stupid animal. Hey, come here. Come here. Come here. Come on. 623 00:46:27,340 --> 00:46:28,340 Oi, horse. 624 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,380 Come on. There's the good boy over here. 625 00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:35,300 Hey, Lee, you wanting to relax, yeah? Take one of these. Everything will be 626 00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:35,939 cool, man. 627 00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:36,940 No. 628 00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:38,660 Okay. Let's roll, Yordy. 629 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000 I love you. 630 00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:45,300 Hang on. 631 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:47,960 Where's me watch? 632 00:46:52,170 --> 00:46:53,170 No. No! 633 00:46:54,790 --> 00:46:56,790 He's only ate it. What? 634 00:46:57,290 --> 00:46:59,330 False. Ate me watch. 635 00:46:59,670 --> 00:47:02,110 No, no, Lee, that's the old far story you told Firebug. 636 00:47:02,350 --> 00:47:03,830 Well, now it's happened. Look. 637 00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:07,030 You can see by the look on his face. 638 00:47:07,330 --> 00:47:08,590 He can't have swallowed a watch. 639 00:47:10,390 --> 00:47:11,390 Can he? 640 00:47:12,910 --> 00:47:13,910 Just one. 641 00:47:14,890 --> 00:47:16,110 Please, come on. 642 00:47:17,110 --> 00:47:18,190 It'll help you to go. 643 00:47:19,950 --> 00:47:20,950 All right. 644 00:47:20,990 --> 00:47:21,990 All right. 645 00:47:22,350 --> 00:47:23,830 But shit out the watch, eh? 646 00:47:24,090 --> 00:47:27,790 He ain't gonna shit with you watching him all the time. You're making him 647 00:47:27,790 --> 00:47:29,050 nervous. Oi, Lee. 648 00:47:29,310 --> 00:47:30,910 He shits out the other end, mate. 649 00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:34,550 Don't like it, man. 650 00:47:35,230 --> 00:47:36,530 Chill out. It's cool. 651 00:47:36,970 --> 00:47:38,890 None of our friends are business partners. 652 00:47:39,870 --> 00:47:41,030 It's bad karma. 653 00:47:42,010 --> 00:47:44,010 Didn't you listen to anything the back one said? 654 00:47:44,310 --> 00:47:46,990 I'm stoned. I was just staring at his beard. 655 00:47:47,710 --> 00:47:49,370 Bad dinging young man. 656 00:47:50,210 --> 00:47:51,370 You've cursed us. 657 00:47:51,650 --> 00:47:56,450 Hey, don't get hung up on this materialistic bag, eh? I mean, it's just 658 00:48:12,210 --> 00:48:13,210 Good news. 659 00:48:14,370 --> 00:48:15,370 He's out of shit. 660 00:48:16,070 --> 00:48:17,070 Yeah, right. 661 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,800 Excellent. Bloody hell. 662 00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:39,200 Come and sit in the van. 663 00:48:39,780 --> 00:48:40,800 I'd better get in the back. 664 00:48:41,340 --> 00:48:42,340 Pacey shits again. 665 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,320 It ain't going to come out working. I just want to see. 666 00:48:45,620 --> 00:48:46,920 Here, I made you a nappy. 667 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:48,500 Fucking what? 668 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,920 Pacey shits on the journey. 669 00:49:06,670 --> 00:49:07,670 You use these. 670 00:49:08,290 --> 00:49:09,910 No bigger ought to be able to do it. 671 00:49:10,730 --> 00:49:13,450 That comes around every half hour, demonstrates with the others with a 672 00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:14,450 doll. 673 00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:16,430 Are you listening, boy? 674 00:49:17,310 --> 00:49:19,290 I don't want to be giving out no more prizes. 675 00:49:20,570 --> 00:49:22,210 Except for them bloody goldfish. 676 00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:24,290 Here. 677 00:49:24,730 --> 00:49:25,730 You've been feeding them. 678 00:49:28,150 --> 00:49:29,970 You didn't bloody feed them, did you? 679 00:49:30,190 --> 00:49:31,190 Oi! 680 00:49:34,010 --> 00:49:35,010 All right, boys. 681 00:49:35,170 --> 00:49:36,290 All right. Uncle Derek. 682 00:49:39,210 --> 00:49:40,210 What are you doing here? 683 00:49:40,730 --> 00:49:42,630 Thought you might be interested in buying a thoroughbred. 684 00:49:43,030 --> 00:49:44,030 They did. 685 00:49:44,810 --> 00:49:46,010 Having a kip, aren't they? 686 00:49:47,430 --> 00:49:48,328 Horses, eh? 687 00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:50,250 Yeah. Oh, we didn't get any horses. 688 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,100 Well, take him, I reckon. 689 00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:12,980 Roy, 690 00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:17,920 you reckon he's letting me win? 691 00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:20,860 He's doing his best. He rattled him with his laser shots. 692 00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,600 I thought that might be it. 693 00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:26,620 You've got to help me. 694 00:50:31,780 --> 00:50:33,100 We've, um, got your money. 695 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:40,780 Yeah, sorry it's one minute late. 696 00:50:41,060 --> 00:50:44,560 Look, we've got the 100%. It's all there. 697 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:45,960 What's that? 698 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,480 Eh? Doug said 24 hours. 699 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:54,560 One minute late is one day late. It's one day's interest you or your uncle, 700 00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:58,260 which is another 100%, I believe. 701 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,380 What really, then, is that watch? 702 00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:04,820 It's in the horse. 703 00:51:05,140 --> 00:51:06,140 One of you. 704 00:51:06,330 --> 00:51:07,930 We'll have to climb up its arse. 705 00:51:08,790 --> 00:51:12,970 Come back tomorrow with the watch on top of that. 706 00:51:17,890 --> 00:51:19,310 Or it's a fake tank. 707 00:51:20,370 --> 00:51:21,430 Or the lotto. 708 00:51:22,410 --> 00:51:23,490 Now, fuck off. 709 00:51:25,810 --> 00:51:27,070 Lucky bits, by the way. 710 00:51:27,830 --> 00:51:28,830 Classy. 711 00:51:32,070 --> 00:51:33,390 Firebug ain't pissing about. 712 00:51:33,950 --> 00:51:36,370 Now, we've got to get that watch back, or I'm emigrating. 713 00:51:36,810 --> 00:51:38,170 So, we nick the horse back. 714 00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:41,770 Tomorrow. Off that bunch of psychos. Well, what choice have we got? 715 00:51:42,130 --> 00:51:45,010 And anyway, we owe them a shafting, after what they'd done at the races. 716 00:51:47,150 --> 00:51:49,070 They got it coming. 717 00:51:49,370 --> 00:51:50,370 Fucking right. 718 00:51:50,770 --> 00:51:54,070 Bastards. Yeah, we nick that stupid horse back off them, and we get either. 719 00:51:54,510 --> 00:51:57,930 Then, we give the watch back to Firebug, and we flog the horse to some other 720 00:51:57,930 --> 00:51:59,710 geezer, and then we're up on the whole deal. 721 00:52:00,850 --> 00:52:01,850 Sweet. 722 00:52:02,550 --> 00:52:03,550 Sherbert. 723 00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:06,190 Mr. 724 00:52:10,310 --> 00:52:16,470 Vice is too distressed to speak to anyone right now. A terrible crime has 725 00:52:16,470 --> 00:52:18,470 done, stealing an alternate. 726 00:52:19,030 --> 00:52:25,330 And obviously we won't be offering a reward for... These English are still 727 00:52:25,330 --> 00:52:26,330 for horses. 728 00:52:26,610 --> 00:52:30,530 Man, do you want an island cut off from reality? 729 00:52:31,730 --> 00:52:32,870 And I love them. 730 00:52:34,370 --> 00:52:37,250 Yeah? I was speaking to you to give the watch back. 731 00:52:38,730 --> 00:52:39,730 Asshole. 732 00:52:41,110 --> 00:52:42,870 Of course, it was half a million quid. 733 00:52:43,930 --> 00:52:46,250 A pound's worth of horse, which we have to consider. 734 00:52:47,930 --> 00:52:49,770 Not that money is a part of it, yeah. 735 00:52:51,370 --> 00:52:54,510 It's the health of Sherbert that concerns us. 736 00:52:54,790 --> 00:52:56,690 I know they're in shit now. 737 00:52:57,150 --> 00:52:59,570 So if anybody can help us out, tell us where he is. 738 00:53:01,070 --> 00:53:03,030 will more than make it worth their while. 739 00:53:05,010 --> 00:53:06,510 Thank you very much for your time. 740 00:53:08,670 --> 00:53:14,050 Come on, man, face the fact. The watch has to go back. 741 00:53:14,450 --> 00:53:15,490 They are our bodies. 742 00:53:16,570 --> 00:53:18,550 No way. The watch is too cool. 743 00:53:19,310 --> 00:53:22,390 Hey, man, you're having to come out of the toilet. You know why? 744 00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:24,950 Because all the gear is out here. 745 00:53:25,490 --> 00:53:27,790 Don't talk to me anymore. I'm beginning to meditate. 746 00:53:37,550 --> 00:53:38,770 If it's good shit, man. 747 00:53:41,030 --> 00:53:42,470 Come on, come on. 748 00:53:42,870 --> 00:53:43,870 Be with me. 749 00:53:47,370 --> 00:53:48,370 Okay, okay. 750 00:53:49,950 --> 00:53:53,870 Okay. We're giving the watch back for the sake of karma. 751 00:53:54,470 --> 00:53:57,550 But I'm wanting the 50 % on the videos, eh? Of course. 752 00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:07,010 Lay not in. 753 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:08,240 I'm his uncle. 754 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:09,700 He's gone to Maidstone. 755 00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:11,300 Holiday, is he? 756 00:54:12,260 --> 00:54:13,260 Seamoon's family. 757 00:54:13,340 --> 00:54:14,700 He's on a fairground or something. 758 00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:16,580 About an horse, was it, by any chance? 759 00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:18,500 He's your nephew. 760 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,000 He ain't even my mate. 761 00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:21,640 Who have I seen you before? 762 00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:23,240 You might have seen me dancing. 763 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:24,500 The Lapland. 764 00:54:24,780 --> 00:54:25,920 That's right. Yeah, you did. 765 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,180 I mean, the other girls ain't got the poise or the stamina. 766 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:32,560 Ain't being baguetted or nothing. You can always tell a professional. 767 00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:34,060 It's the way they carry themselves. 768 00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:37,750 Yeah. 769 00:54:38,010 --> 00:54:39,010 Excellent. 770 00:54:39,330 --> 00:54:40,330 What's your name? 771 00:54:40,630 --> 00:54:42,750 Tanya. Well, listen, Tanya. 772 00:54:43,350 --> 00:54:46,090 Why don't you take the rest of the day off? I can't do that. 773 00:54:47,530 --> 00:54:49,130 Just do as I say, sweetheart. 774 00:54:49,530 --> 00:54:52,930 Hang on a minute. You can't treat me like this. Or I'll burn your fucking 775 00:54:52,930 --> 00:54:53,930 off. 776 00:55:04,780 --> 00:55:06,940 You've been sticking your hand up horses' arses, then? 777 00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:08,680 Where did you get that watch? 778 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,840 This is a so special watch, you know. 779 00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:13,640 Only one of in all Holland. 780 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,700 I am loving, but... You're giving it to Fred. 781 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,400 Well, you're giving it to me. 782 00:55:21,580 --> 00:55:24,740 You're joking with us, yeah? We don't joke with no one. 783 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,640 Well, we neither, buddy. 784 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,720 You're thinking we're stupid, huh? You don't think this way. 785 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:34,720 Gun. 786 00:55:35,340 --> 00:55:37,960 Beats bottle, don't it? 787 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,760 I believe so. 788 00:55:42,700 --> 00:55:44,060 Oi, Adolf. 789 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,940 Say goodbye to your mate. 790 00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:49,920 Cos once this gets going, it's all in. 791 00:55:53,740 --> 00:55:55,520 Off with your panties, boys. 792 00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:00,560 You're not knowing this much, are you? 793 00:56:01,310 --> 00:56:05,550 Lots in pop -up selling. These are very expensive, but okay, we buy. 794 00:56:06,410 --> 00:56:08,070 They're stealing from us in gas. 795 00:56:08,350 --> 00:56:09,450 I hope you're not over. 796 00:56:09,650 --> 00:56:11,790 And all that karma and yin and yang shit. 797 00:56:14,530 --> 00:56:19,250 Meryl and Johan, we're bringing just the booze and the bag from the hook of my 798 00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:20,250 luck. 799 00:56:21,930 --> 00:56:24,050 Hey, kick your head. 800 00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:25,590 Babe. 801 00:56:27,950 --> 00:56:29,130 I believe it's him. 802 00:56:41,230 --> 00:56:44,930 Hey, are you still coming? 803 00:57:09,029 --> 00:57:10,810 Shit. That's going to be a good one and all. 804 00:57:11,170 --> 00:57:12,450 Fucking nice watch, though. 805 00:57:14,550 --> 00:57:18,850 Of course, this means I'm going to have to torch my nephew for being a lying 806 00:57:18,850 --> 00:57:23,150 bastard. We're going to wait here for him? Nah, get the horse first. We can 807 00:57:23,150 --> 00:57:27,510 a fucking mint on that bastard and piss my army vice off while we're at it. 808 00:57:44,430 --> 00:57:45,590 So I'm going on my own then, then. 809 00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:47,230 I've got work to do. 810 00:57:51,930 --> 00:57:53,310 So that's your disguise, is it? 811 00:57:53,710 --> 00:57:56,490 You're going to have to find yours and come back to the fucking KGB. 812 00:58:10,390 --> 00:58:11,390 All right, Jamie? 813 00:58:11,890 --> 00:58:12,890 How you doing? 814 00:58:13,290 --> 00:58:14,290 All right. 815 00:58:15,070 --> 00:58:16,190 It's Antichrist, isn't it? 816 00:58:17,610 --> 00:58:18,610 Anarchist. 817 00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:19,990 I ain't seen you for years. 818 00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,190 I heard you was knocking about with me cousin Laura again. 819 00:58:23,070 --> 00:58:25,570 Best you right fucking dirty bitch that one, ain't she, eh? 820 00:58:28,270 --> 00:58:29,270 What you doing here? 821 00:58:31,410 --> 00:58:32,650 I came to see Laura. 822 00:58:35,350 --> 00:58:36,350 Come on, then. 823 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:02,800 I just had to see you. 824 00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:04,720 Come in. 825 00:59:06,340 --> 00:59:09,220 How long's it take them to find a horse, for Christ's sake? 826 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:11,800 Do you reckon they've rumbled him? 827 00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:13,440 He can blag his way out. 828 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,280 I told him that disguise was... Shit! 829 00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:19,140 That's Firebug's motor! 830 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,340 Shit! What's happening with you? 831 00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,180 Kosher business, as you can see. 832 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:31,300 What we're after is an horse, or a sport and leisure wing. 833 00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:36,110 After an horse, eh? Yeah, a racehorse, black and white, a bit sticky. 834 00:59:37,430 --> 00:59:38,670 Know what kind of horse I mean? 835 00:59:39,830 --> 00:59:41,610 Can offer a thousand pound in cash. 836 00:59:41,970 --> 00:59:45,170 One thousand. See, we haven't got any horses like that round here. 837 00:59:47,270 --> 00:59:48,270 All right. 838 00:59:48,430 --> 00:59:51,090 Of course, you see, that was just the cash part of the deal. 839 00:59:51,590 --> 00:59:58,570 We've also got 12 electric toasters, seven juicers and 16 non -stick woks. 840 00:59:58,750 --> 00:59:59,750 Right. 841 01:00:00,350 --> 01:00:01,350 Come to think of it, 842 01:00:02,569 --> 01:00:05,090 We have got a horse, just like what you said. 843 01:00:06,210 --> 01:00:07,530 Got the cash on you, have you? 844 01:00:10,110 --> 01:00:11,110 Proper job. 845 01:00:11,450 --> 01:00:15,390 Michael, go and get that horse for these here gentlemen, will you? And do you 846 01:00:15,390 --> 01:00:16,390 know what? 847 01:00:16,610 --> 01:00:18,270 I'll chuck in the horse box as well. 848 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,600 Will you calm down, please? Where the fuck is he? 849 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,040 He'll be alright. 850 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,000 He works best when he's up against it. 851 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,680 Do you want the good news or the bad news? 852 01:01:21,380 --> 01:01:24,740 The good news is I just had the most amazing shag. 853 01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:27,500 Mate, it's a terrible news. 854 01:01:28,740 --> 01:01:30,160 The bad news is I don't know where the horse is. 855 01:01:30,900 --> 01:01:31,900 It's all right. 856 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:36,680 It's a small fairground. You'll find him. You were meant to find him. Look, 857 01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:37,680 got his sust. 858 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,820 You two find the horse and get in there with him. 859 01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:42,900 One of you better get on him. You what? 860 01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,200 I don't believe this. 861 01:01:45,140 --> 01:01:46,140 I'll take care of him. 862 01:01:46,890 --> 01:01:47,890 He knows me. 863 01:01:50,210 --> 01:01:54,070 Moon, you get on the electrics, swap around a few cables, make it go mental, 864 01:01:54,070 --> 01:01:54,948 right? 865 01:01:54,950 --> 01:01:59,390 Piece of piss, mate. Then I come along in a van, back it up, you lead the alls 866 01:01:59,390 --> 01:02:01,290 in, and Robert's your mother's brother. 867 01:02:03,870 --> 01:02:06,150 That is taking the piss, mate. 868 01:02:06,430 --> 01:02:07,430 You bought it. 869 01:02:07,830 --> 01:02:08,830 Fair's fair. 870 01:02:08,870 --> 01:02:09,870 Fair's fair. 871 01:02:10,410 --> 01:02:12,150 What part of your reign is you from? 872 01:02:14,010 --> 01:02:16,010 Jesus bloody Christ. All right. 873 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,560 All right. 874 01:02:17,580 --> 01:02:18,780 It's just my little lad here. 875 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:21,720 You know, trying to be a bit clever and rip you off. Come here, you fucking 876 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:22,720 little bastard. 877 01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:23,880 Look what you've done. 878 01:02:24,460 --> 01:02:25,800 You take a good look at these blokes. 879 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,780 These are proper London gangsters. 880 01:02:30,020 --> 01:02:31,700 Ain't the kind of blokes you fucks about with. 881 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:33,840 Hey, sorry. 882 01:02:35,620 --> 01:02:36,620 Bollocks. 883 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:39,260 Don't let them know it's of him. He's a bit of a saucy one. 884 01:02:40,740 --> 01:02:43,320 Fucking arseholes. I wouldn't like to get the wrong side of you. 885 01:02:44,090 --> 01:02:45,730 I bet you're a bit handy with that gun, too, eh? 886 01:02:45,970 --> 01:02:46,948 Jack, yeah. 887 01:02:46,950 --> 01:02:48,430 It's the best shot in London. 888 01:02:49,470 --> 01:02:50,470 Ex -Para. 889 01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:51,750 Do you hear that, Michael? 890 01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:55,690 Listen, we ain't bad feeling in business. 891 01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:57,210 So I'll tell you what. 892 01:02:58,170 --> 01:03:03,010 I'll take back Aesop, give you that other horse, and I'll give you the 893 01:03:03,010 --> 01:03:07,470 win your money back in the shooting gallery against my little lad. 894 01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:08,950 We'll just have it at your stakes. 895 01:03:09,270 --> 01:03:11,250 Come on, mate. You'll be doing me a favour. 896 01:03:11,770 --> 01:03:13,350 Teach that little runt a lesson, won't it? 897 01:03:25,570 --> 01:03:27,810 I put a spell on you. 898 01:03:30,790 --> 01:03:31,790 Happy with that? 899 01:03:34,570 --> 01:03:35,590 Let's pretend winning. 900 01:03:47,850 --> 01:03:48,850 you do. 901 01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:43,320 He doesn't look too clever, does he? 902 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:45,380 He's not dead, is he, boy? 903 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:46,600 He rigged it. 904 01:04:48,540 --> 01:04:49,540 Charlie, 905 01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:53,340 Michael, bring that big bar. 906 01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:00,700 That I could have won him fair. You don't need to win nothing when you can 907 01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:01,700 cheat. 908 01:05:24,910 --> 01:05:25,910 That's deep enough. 909 01:05:26,110 --> 01:05:27,110 Get him in there. 910 01:05:34,390 --> 01:05:36,310 I could have bloody killed him properly. 911 01:05:36,510 --> 01:05:37,610 I can run the head again. 912 01:07:46,459 --> 01:07:49,600 What what's going on nothing 913 01:08:20,170 --> 01:08:21,250 You'll kill him this time. 914 01:08:25,410 --> 01:08:27,390 Looks like we're going on a trip up to London. 915 01:08:28,750 --> 01:08:30,630 What do we want to hide him at Nefarious's? 916 01:08:31,069 --> 01:08:33,569 If the crust is sharp at the pump, we don't want him to see the horse. 917 01:08:34,090 --> 01:08:37,210 Knocking with four legs should go within 100 yards of that kebab shop. 918 01:08:37,490 --> 01:08:40,109 Or Cora will have me spinning round with a lemon on top. 919 01:08:40,390 --> 01:08:42,590 He'll be safe when Nefarious is locked in the back of the air. 920 01:08:42,970 --> 01:08:46,750 Yeah. Well, no funny business, right? Sherbert ain't getting chopped up. Of 921 01:08:46,750 --> 01:08:47,749 course not, Lee. 922 01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:48,750 Bloody hell. 923 01:09:04,630 --> 01:09:05,970 Oh, fuck this. 924 01:09:06,790 --> 01:09:08,029 I'm getting a chuck ice. 925 01:09:08,990 --> 01:09:10,270 Can you get us a cream egg? 926 01:09:10,529 --> 01:09:12,149 Not if I have to watch you eat it. 927 01:09:14,090 --> 01:09:15,090 Angry. 928 01:09:31,270 --> 01:09:33,950 Right, let's show these cockney bastards how to dance the gym. 929 01:09:43,990 --> 01:09:46,390 Lee, go and sort us out some kebabs. We'll park this round the back. 930 01:09:46,990 --> 01:09:47,990 Yeah. 931 01:09:48,029 --> 01:09:49,330 Well, no funny business, right? 932 01:09:49,770 --> 01:09:51,069 I'm so fucking paranoid. 933 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:32,800 Yeah. 934 01:11:11,850 --> 01:11:18,610 You're due to pay £21 ,301 .53 in VAT charges for the period from 935 01:11:18,610 --> 01:11:24,150 November to April this year. The £32 ,000 in inland revenue payments for the 936 01:11:24,150 --> 01:11:26,010 video import business I can hold back. 937 01:11:26,230 --> 01:11:30,270 That's for your European activities and not your Far Eastern ventures. 938 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:23,460 These figures I haven't been able to tally as yet, but you see, the 939 01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:29,320 costs for Fontwell were to be set against the leisure investment, for 940 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:30,720 don't seem to have the appropriate documentation. 941 01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:35,920 And since the horse wasn't insured, I don't think we can recover anything on 942 01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:36,920 investment. 943 01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:40,900 How the best you can do? 944 01:12:43,180 --> 01:12:44,600 I want better figures in that. 945 01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:46,720 Better figures? 946 01:12:52,330 --> 01:12:56,290 Get rid of all this crap and come back when you've done me some decent fucking 947 01:12:56,290 --> 01:12:57,290 numbers. 948 01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:02,850 I'll get that horse back. 949 01:13:03,070 --> 01:13:04,070 Don't you worry. 950 01:13:04,890 --> 01:13:06,230 You know what bugs me, though? 951 01:13:06,430 --> 01:13:07,430 The watch. 952 01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:08,550 The watch! 953 01:13:09,330 --> 01:13:10,390 My watch! 954 01:13:11,390 --> 01:13:12,570 Somebody's wearing it right now. 955 01:13:13,510 --> 01:13:14,610 Showing it off to people. 956 01:13:15,830 --> 01:13:17,430 Checking the fucking time on it! 957 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,040 Where the fuck do you get this? 958 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,160 I've never seen that before. What is it? 959 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:32,820 It's a film of ladies doing it with horses. 960 01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:36,120 Now, did you fucking buy it off? 961 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:39,580 Little Greek bloke. 962 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,200 I can't make kebab out of half a million pound horse. It's crazy. 963 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:45,339 We've got no choice. 964 01:13:45,340 --> 01:13:47,940 We can't risk Miami finding the horse because he'll suss out it was us and 965 01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:49,100 we'll all be kebabs. You know what I mean? 966 01:13:53,690 --> 01:13:54,750 Kuros, step in the back. 967 01:13:55,850 --> 01:13:59,550 What am I doing? This has got nothing to do with me. You won't just paint him. I 968 01:13:59,550 --> 01:14:01,810 didn't know it was by my vice, his horse. Neither did we. 969 01:14:02,590 --> 01:14:03,590 Yes, boss. 970 01:14:06,890 --> 01:14:08,230 Special delivery, big horse. 971 01:14:11,470 --> 01:14:12,490 Set up the mincer. 972 01:14:13,090 --> 01:14:14,290 Horse? Great. 973 01:14:14,810 --> 01:14:15,810 They last weeks. 974 01:14:16,350 --> 01:14:19,090 Adilu, you've got to gut him first. 975 01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:22,920 Eh? There's a very expensive watch inside him, and if we don't get it back, 976 01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:24,220 we're fucking dead. 977 01:14:43,540 --> 01:14:46,700 After we've done this, I don't want you coming around with any more business for 978 01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:47,700 a little while, all right? 979 01:14:48,490 --> 01:14:50,950 Bad for my heart. After we done what? 980 01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:57,250 You're gonna do him. Oh, don't be stupid. 981 01:14:59,490 --> 01:15:01,070 Nefarious has found an old horse's home. 982 01:15:02,190 --> 01:15:03,190 In the country. 983 01:15:03,670 --> 01:15:07,090 They grow their air long, run around, hang out with the other horses. 984 01:15:09,270 --> 01:15:10,590 Yeah, bollocks. 985 01:15:11,510 --> 01:15:14,630 It's always the innocent pay the price, isn't it? Lee, what? 986 01:15:15,250 --> 01:15:16,250 Trust us. 987 01:15:26,610 --> 01:15:30,010 You fucking bastards! 988 01:15:45,810 --> 01:15:48,650 Shit! Shit! Shit! 989 01:15:49,070 --> 01:15:50,070 You! 990 01:16:16,630 --> 01:16:17,650 Think I got carried away? 991 01:16:19,210 --> 01:16:21,690 Don't worry about it, Cub. You've got a little steam sometime. 992 01:16:22,850 --> 01:16:25,090 You can't bottle it up. You'll get an ulcer. 993 01:16:35,990 --> 01:16:36,990 Excuse me, sir. 994 01:16:39,290 --> 01:16:41,050 Sir, you can't go up there. Excuse me. 995 01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:47,320 Okay, Miami, right. 996 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,220 Take me up there. 997 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:52,920 I'll dice and I'll fry you, sunshine. 998 01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:58,840 Um, I don't think I'm going to be able to... Where is that ugly little toe rag? 999 01:16:58,880 --> 01:16:59,940 What about next week? 1000 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:02,240 Where's Miami? 1001 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:06,300 Um, would you mind just holding on a minute, please? 1002 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:08,980 I'm on the phone! 1003 01:17:11,140 --> 01:17:13,220 I'm sorry about that. Where were we? 1004 01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:15,560 So let me get this straight, Nefarious. 1005 01:17:15,820 --> 01:17:18,760 You got my vids from them boys down at the lock? 1006 01:17:19,060 --> 01:17:20,060 Yes! 1007 01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:22,280 You sure? 1008 01:17:22,580 --> 01:17:23,580 Yes! 1009 01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:13,300 Unless you two want to go back to crack like a pair of sopranos. 1010 01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:17,120 Hey, the Ferris. 1011 01:18:17,580 --> 01:18:18,580 We need a car. 1012 01:18:20,220 --> 01:18:21,220 The Ferris. 1013 01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:25,480 What's that banging? 1014 01:18:25,540 --> 01:18:26,540 My head. 1015 01:18:36,860 --> 01:18:37,860 Hello, boys. 1016 01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:40,480 Three feet. 1017 01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:42,420 Cut him down and got myself a new angle. 1018 01:19:10,830 --> 01:19:16,050 Nefarious here tells me that he bought some vids of mine off of you lads. 1019 01:19:17,510 --> 01:19:22,550 Of course, they don't call him that fucking lying bastard Nefarious for 1020 01:19:24,450 --> 01:19:26,990 But... I believe him. 1021 01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:29,710 We sold him some vids. 1022 01:19:30,310 --> 01:19:31,310 Didn't know they were yours. 1023 01:19:31,530 --> 01:19:34,810 Whoever nicked my vids nicked my watch. 1024 01:19:35,290 --> 01:19:36,290 We bought them. 1025 01:19:36,570 --> 01:19:38,310 Looked like a regular bit of knock -off, didn't it? 1026 01:19:40,710 --> 01:19:42,310 Oi, Nefarious, come here. 1027 01:19:44,410 --> 01:19:45,570 Three feet, bring him back. 1028 01:20:20,330 --> 01:20:21,330 Douglas Fairbrass. 1029 01:20:22,430 --> 01:20:25,950 That jumped -up little prigger runs a spill full of dodgy action men. Him? 1030 01:20:27,470 --> 01:20:29,790 He said he nicked him just to fuck some geezer off. 1031 01:20:31,170 --> 01:20:32,370 Never thought it would be you. 1032 01:20:35,330 --> 01:20:36,330 Oh, fuck me. 1033 01:20:42,570 --> 01:20:44,610 I need to have a little think about this. 1034 01:21:02,540 --> 01:21:03,580 Who you after, baby? 1035 01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:10,480 Three feet! 1036 01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:14,560 Fucking hell. 1037 01:21:16,260 --> 01:21:17,260 Oi, Rambo. 1038 01:21:17,620 --> 01:21:19,200 Go and find out what the fuck's going on, will ya? 1039 01:21:46,830 --> 01:21:49,390 Well, I've thought about it, lads, and I reckon you're full of shit. 1040 01:21:50,770 --> 01:21:52,410 Firebug Doug wouldn't have the bollocks. 1041 01:22:07,230 --> 01:22:08,390 Miami Vipers. 1042 01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:12,090 I've got fucking massive bollocks. 1043 01:22:13,350 --> 01:22:15,770 Let me show you how big my bollocks are. 1044 01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:29,780 Oh, you've got bollocks, all right. 1045 01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:33,540 Trouble is, your bollocks are between your ears. 1046 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:38,500 Oh. 1047 01:22:39,860 --> 01:22:41,260 Is that the time? 1048 01:22:42,300 --> 01:22:44,260 No wonder I'm so hungry. 1049 01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:50,220 I think I'll start off with... ...racels. 1050 01:22:51,780 --> 01:22:54,800 Then, I'll have a bit of... 1051 01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:59,080 The Miami Vice. 1052 01:23:01,540 --> 01:23:06,800 Have a dessert, you sweet little 1053 01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:08,620 louse. 1054 01:23:13,940 --> 01:23:14,940 Oi! 1055 01:23:15,380 --> 01:23:16,380 Meathead. 1056 01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:20,360 Get him into the gap. He's dead. 1057 01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:21,760 That's right. 1058 01:23:22,440 --> 01:23:24,700 I think I killed him on the way in. 1059 01:23:28,470 --> 01:23:30,550 Now, how do you switch this on? 1060 01:23:31,770 --> 01:23:33,390 Wonder which button it is. 1061 01:23:33,670 --> 01:23:35,090 The red one or the green? 1062 01:23:35,370 --> 01:23:36,370 Ah! 1063 01:23:42,610 --> 01:23:43,610 Well, 1064 01:23:49,810 --> 01:23:50,950 there's got to be a gag in here somewhere. 1065 01:24:02,570 --> 01:24:03,870 Get my horse down, would you, lads? 1066 01:24:10,910 --> 01:24:11,910 Jesus, 1067 01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:16,950 look at that. He was trying to defend us from firebug, I expect. 1068 01:24:17,790 --> 01:24:19,110 What, you just had a spine transplant? 1069 01:24:19,510 --> 01:24:20,510 You're alive! 1070 01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,800 You look born under the same lucky star, don't you? 1071 01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:42,600 You know, I've got a feeling you boys know a little bit more than you'll let 1072 01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:46,440 them know. But I'm in a good mood, so I'm going to let it go. 1073 01:24:47,340 --> 01:24:48,340 Thanks, this time. 1074 01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:50,260 Now piss off before I change my mind. 1075 01:25:12,330 --> 01:25:13,330 That was a good one. 1076 01:25:13,690 --> 01:25:14,710 Not bad at all, though, eh? 1077 01:25:15,130 --> 01:25:16,130 Oi! 1078 01:25:19,250 --> 01:25:20,250 Still happy for them feeds?