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We moved here
about a month ago.

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My parents, they said it'd be better
for me and my brother Eric.

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They always say that
when they want something.

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Everything's different.

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All the streets had different names,
all my friends were far away.

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I was miserable.

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I hated it.

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Till I met my first friend-- Maurice.

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I'll never, ever have
a friend like him again.

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??

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??

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Damnit, I hate this.

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You wanted a bigger house,
a fixer-upper.

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I wanted something both of us
could do together, and you're never here.

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You think I like commuting
two hours to a job I hate?

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I thought things would be
different here.

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I thought we'd spend time together.

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You're the one
who stopped working.

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You think I like
being a stranger to my kids?

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- I don't know.
- Oh, come on!

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I'm not a monster, I'm a man.

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I'm not sure
there's a big difference.

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Great, now I'm a monster?

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Look, I just wish you'd
be here when you're here.

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??

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? It's time to play?

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-? With our man Sam Yahay?
- Hi, my name's Sam Yahay,

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and welcome to Channel 98 cable access,
All About Chicks.

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- Today, my guest is Lovey.
- Lani.

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Oh, sorry, Lani, right.

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So, Lani, tell me, where are you from?

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I'm from Fort Lauderdale,
but I'm dying to go to L.A.

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- Mommy!
- Yeah, right. So, uh, Lani...

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Mommy!

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What do you think
about the world economy?

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Mommy! Mommy,
Mommy, a monster!

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A monster! Mommy, Mommy, a monster!

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A monster!

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- Mom, a monster!
- Oh, honey, are you all right?

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Okay, now, there was
a monster in your dream.

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I was wide awake!

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Oh, well, it was probably
just your mommy snoring.

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This is no joke, Dad.
There was a real monster.

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Really?

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Honey, there's no such thing as monsters.

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It ran in from the hall,
grabbed my ankle, and slid under my bed.

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- Under the bed?
- Uh-huh.

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- Under the bed?
- Yeah.

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No, Dad, don't!

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Yuck.

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- No monsters.
- Sick.

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I guess all the dust bunnies
scared him away.

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Bunny?

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No, no, no bunnies, no monsters.
There is nothing under your bed.

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Now, why don't you just go to sleep, okay?

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Can I have the flashlight?

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Sure, honey. Would you get it?

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Honey, I thought we-- I'll get the, uh...

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get the flashlight.

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Okay, come on, tuck up.

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You know, I bet those monsters are
more afraid of you than you are of them.

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- I know.
- Once you realize they don't exist,

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poof! They disappear.

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Now, that's a lot of power.

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Glen...

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- Don't burn up the batteries, okay?
- Dad...

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- I won't.
- Good night, sweetheart.

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- All right, have a good sleep.
- Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad.

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Good night, honey.

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??

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Do you think he heard us?

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Of course he heard us.
That's what scared him.

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Eric, did you take your vitamins?

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- Yes.
- Good boy.

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Okay, no trading for Twinkies today.

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Oh, come on, Mom. I don't do that.

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Then you carry over the one.

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- Hi, Dad. Hey, Mom.
- Good morning.

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Hi, honey.

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Hope whatever you watched on TV last night

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was worth your allowance
and two weeks of TV.

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- Huh?
- "Huh"?

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We found the sandwich, Brian.

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What sandwich?

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Brian Arthur Stevenson,
you are the only person in this family

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who eats peanut butter
and onion sandwiches.

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You think every time you get caught,
you can just lie your way out of it?

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Damn.

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Damn it.

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The plumber's coming next week.

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Great, I can leave him all these dishes.

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Just keep telling yourself
it's our dream house.

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It's our dream house,
it's our dream house,

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it's our dream house.

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Ugh.

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You're dead, mister.

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- Hey, I didn't do anything.
- Just like the sandwich?

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All right, all right, fine. I admit it.

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I did have a sandwich,
but I did not have any ice cream.

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Why do you always blame everything on me?

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Hey, well, somebody put
scuff marks on the door kicking them open

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and somebody puts gum under the table.

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Brian, you are old enough to know
the difference between right and wrong.

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Why don't you start acting it?

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"Why don't you start acting it," Dad?

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Look at it this way.
The day can only get better.

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Great, then can I stay home from school?

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Are you sorry we moved?

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I hate it here.

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Guess you miss your friends, huh?

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Mom, it's killing me.

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You know, the realtor, Mr. Coleman,
he had a kid about your age.

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Ronnie Coleman's a toad.

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Well, he seemed like a nice kid to me.

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Great, then you can invite him over
for milk and dead flies.

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I would, but your father ate 'em all.

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The stock market
tumbled sharply

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as the slide most were anticipating
finally happened.

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- The Dow Jones Industrial Average...
- Brian!

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My bike! You ran over it!

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My car. Whose fault is this, Brian?

122
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Uh-uh, no way.
I parked it right over there. Right there.

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Oh, right, right.
So, before I got in the car,

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I went around and put the bike there
myself? Forget it, Charlie.

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First my shirt, now this.
I'm 15 minutes late here.

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What do you expect me
to do with my bike?

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Look, it-- it's destroyed!

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Well, you're gonna have
to learn to ride it like that.

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You're grounded for two weeks,
no TV for three,

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and you can forget about your allowance
till that car is paid up.

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- Glen, isn't that a little rough?
- Holly, don't make me the villain here.

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So, Dad, you mean to tell me
that my bike is ruined,

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and your car has a little dent in it,
I'm being punished?

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That's not fair!

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Somebody put it there, Brian.

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And it didn't slime you.
You sure?

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Sure I'm sure. I think I'd know
if I was slimed.

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And it didn't go into the closet?
You know, like, to rip something off?

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- Nope.
- What about your desk?

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It didn't do
your geography homework, did it?

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Look, Todd, I never would've
told you about this, but--

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Okay, all right.

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So, this is an exclusively under-the-bed
phenomenon we're dealing with here.

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That's right, exclusively under my bed.

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It really was a monster.

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- Really? What did it look like?
- I don't know.

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Hi, Kiersten.

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Hi.

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Slow down!

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Eric, you toad.

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Why aren't you riding your bike?

152
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What bike? Dad ran over it
because you left it in the driveway.

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No way. Your bike?

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- No way!
- Look, I put it away.

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Mom and Dad sure wouldn't touch it.
So that only leaves you.

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I didn't touch your bike.

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I can hardly reach the pedals.

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All right, that's it.
You lie to me, you starve.

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My lunch!
You jerk, I didn't do anything!

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Oh, yeah, right.
And what about that ice cream?

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You snuck some ice cream last night,
too, didn't ya?

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Forget it. Don't blame it on me.

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- The monster.
- That's it.

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- That's what it was doing.
- There are no monsters.

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- Who's Eric?
- Uh-oh.

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Who's the Eric who threw his lunch at me?

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He did.

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You Eric?

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You want this back?

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Sit down back there!

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Why don't you pick on someone
your own size?

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Like Bigfoot.

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Maybe I will.

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Get back in your seats
or I'll destroy every one of you!

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You're dead meat, Stevenson.

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Yeah.

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Ow!

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Stevenson!

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If it's the last thing I do today,
I'm gonna make you eat this shirt.

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Fight, fight, fight, fight.

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Listen, Coleman, I'm surprised you
haven't eaten it already.

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- Huh? Huh?
- Why you...

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Nail his head!

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The principal!

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Cool it, man.
Here comes Turner!

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Come on, cool it, guys.

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Break it up. Break it up.

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Break it up!

189
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What is going on here?

190
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Sir, I was just showing Brian
what he did to my shirt

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- and he pushed me away.
- Oh, come on--

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- Stevenson, you're new here, aren't you?
- Yes, sir.

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Well, I think we'd better have
a little talk in my office.

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You have rules to learn.

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Toodles, Bri.

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??

197
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Whoa!

198
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,301
There's enough power in here
to light up Yankee Stadium.

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- Already out on parole?
- Very funny.

200
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,149
So what's up, Miss Deveaux?

201
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:37,109
You really wanna know
or you're just askin'?

202
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,569
I really wanna know.

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Disgusting. Your face may
corrode the camera.

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00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,953
Whoa.

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- This is cool.
- Don't touch. It's fragile.

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00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,042
It's a night-blooming cactus.

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00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:56,712
I wanna see if artificial sunlight
changes its normal blooming pattern.

208
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,964
I'm training it to bloom in the daytime.

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00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:03,177
To be scientific,
I document the results with Polaroids.

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00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,140
Hey, you know what?

211
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:12,978
If you mounted the camera
in one spot, like, upside down,

212
00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:15,272
you could take
a whole bunch of pictures

213
00:14:15,356 --> 00:14:18,317
and make them into like,
you know, like a movie.

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00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:22,488
Here, look.

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00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,826
Like time-lapse photography.
That's great.

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00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,829
Yeah, um, so I guess it's all set.

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00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,415
- Me and you will team up on the project.
- Forget it, Brian.

218
00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:35,501
I'll end up doing all the work. No chance.

219
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,169
Find somebody else to leech off of.

220
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Hey, all right. You know what?

221
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,632
Think about it, take your time.
You'll probably change your mind.

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??

223
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,874
Hey, if you say there's no monster,
then switch rooms with me.

224
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,210
- What?
- Switch rooms with me.

225
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,922
Yeah, you sleep in Eric's room
and he sleeps in your room.

226
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,383
- You just want my room.
- Nuh-uh.

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00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,135
I want you to prove me wrong.

228
00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:28,887
- I dare you to switch rooms.
- Double dare.

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00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:33,225
- Relax, toad.
- I double dare you to switch rooms.

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- Will you guys take a hike?
- I'll pay you.

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Okay, toad.

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00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:42,151
Brian, you gotta stay the whole night

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and you gotta sleep
with your legs sticking out of the covers.

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And you have to have the door closed.

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00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:53,036
Oh, God, please, stop.
I can't take it, you're frightening me.

236
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,329
Eric, Todd, it's time for bed.

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00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,418
Hey, you guys,
don't touch anything in my room.

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00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,422
- Good night, Dad.
- Good night, Mr. Stevenson.

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00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:04,798
Good night.

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00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,802
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Bri.

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00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:14,391
You know, I think it's really nice of you
to switch rooms with Eric like this.

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00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:16,226
- I'm proud of you.
- Thanks.

243
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,561
Yeah.

244
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:22,566
Personally, I think you guys are both
kinda nuts about this, uh, monster thing,

245
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,277
- but if you happen to see him tonight...
- Yeah?

246
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,946
...could you maybe get me
some autographs or--

247
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,907
Okay, okay. Yes!

248
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,242
Okay, I'll get your autographs!
Stop tickling!

249
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:35,245
So the girl's waiting
for her roommate to get back.

250
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,456
She's getting real scared.

251
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:41,251
Oh, yeah, her room's on the second floor.

252
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:44,963
So she's waiting.
It's probably the darkest night ever.

253
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:48,967
Suddenly, from outside
she hears, "Thump-thump.

254
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:52,971
Thump-thump."
So sh e g et s real brave.

255
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,932
She inches her way to the door.

256
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,350
She hears it again.

257
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,936
"Thump-thump. Thump-thump."

258
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,230
So this girl is standing by the door

259
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:04,316
and the "thump-thump"
is getting louder and louder.

260
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,153
So she opens the door and screams.

261
00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:10,322
But she won't come out.

262
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,116
She looks out, terrified as her roommate
comes up the stairs.

263
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,619
Only the axeman cut off
all her arms and legs.

264
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,288
She's dragging herself up by her chin.

265
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:21,291
Thump-thump. Thump-thump.
Thump-thump.

266
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,169
Phenomenally incredible, huh?

267
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:27,339
It really happened?

268
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,840
I'm deadly serious, man.

269
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,551
My brother Freddie told me it happened

270
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:33,845
to a friend of a friend of a distant
cousin of a cousin of ours.

271
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,784
??

272
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,843
Darn.

273
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:33,864
Please, oh, pl e as e, no!

274
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,408
Someone please help!

275
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:41,913
Pl e as e! Help me, please!

276
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:44,082
Go away! Go away!

277
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:11,318
Hey, Brian.
Hey, Brian, you okay?

278
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,571
Looks like you got two weird phenomenons
in your house--

279
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:17,574
a monster and a giant chicken.

280
00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:19,618
Double or nothing.

281
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,245
??

282
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:45,227
- Can I be excused?
- Yes.

283
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,230
??

284
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,502
Eric wanted you to have this.

285
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:13,588
Hi, Mom.

286
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,882
Hi.

287
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,512
Brian, are you all right?

288
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,181
Fine, Mom. Never felt better.

289
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:27,561
Oh, well, then what are you doing
in bed at 9:15 at night?

290
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,187
School, Mom.

291
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:32,524
It's a big day ahead of me. Big, big, day.

292
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:36,278
Sounds nice, Brian.
Why don't I believe you?

293
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,487
It's the new me.

294
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,866
Okay.

295
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:44,828
Well, I guess I'll see the brand-new,
all-new you in the morning.

296
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,792
Mom?

297
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,589
I love you.

298
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:59,217
I love you, too, honey.

299
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,428
- Good night.
- Good night.

300
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,559
??

301
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:11,558
Yeah!

302
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:38,418
Ah!

303
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:40,503
??

304
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:47,427
Dad, a mons...

305
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,721
ter.

306
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:55,226
What are you doing, Brian?

307
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,312
What the hell is going--
look at this mess.

308
00:23:57,395 --> 00:24:00,315
What the hell am I stepping in?
Doritos? Jesus.

309
00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:02,150
- I'll clean 'em up.
- You're damn right you will.

310
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,401
Get back in that bed, mister.

311
00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:07,197
Dad, wait a minute.
There was a monster here.

312
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,949
- You gotta believe me.
- A monster.

313
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:12,285
Brian, it's a pile of clothes.
You're wrestling a pile of clothes.

314
00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:14,162
What's so funny?

315
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,039
After you finish cleaning this room
tomorrow,

316
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,083
you're gonna clean out the garage.

317
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:21,294
And after the garage,
you're gonna cut the hedges.

318
00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:22,671
But it wasn't my fault.

319
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:24,881
After the hedges,
you're gonna mow the lawn.

320
00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:26,216
- It wasn't my fault.
- Good night.

321
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:30,720
??

322
00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:00,602
Boo.

323
00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,520
Keep an eye out for monsters!

324
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:06,691
Uh-uh.

325
00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:09,444
- I'll scream.
- Scream? Good idea.

326
00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:12,280
You scream, your dad's gonna come in here
with a 12-gauge shotgun--

327
00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:13,865
pow-- blow your head off.

328
00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:16,242
Actually, I'll scream.

329
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,535
Shut up!

330
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:20,747
Great.

331
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:25,001
Actually, your dad's gonna come in here
and find Dorito puke all over the floor.

332
00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:28,046
What's he gonna say, huh?
Wow, baseball cards!

333
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:29,547
I love baseball cards.

334
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:32,300
Got 'em, got 'em, need 'em,
got 'em, got 'em, got 'em, need 'em,

335
00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:35,095
got 'em, need 'em, need 'em, got 'em, need
'em, need 'em, got 'em, got 'em, need 'em.

336
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:38,807
Oh, a football.

337
00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:40,809
He goes to the 25 yard line,

338
00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:43,269
the 50 yard line, the 40 yard line.

339
00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:45,146
Stevenson, go for the long bomb.

340
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,065
Whoa.

341
00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:49,567
Light! The sun! The sun! The sun!

342
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,611
Let me go, let me go,
let me go, let me go!

343
00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:01,287
Ow.

344
00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,665
Ooh, oh, ow.

345
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:06,000
Ooh, whoa, ow.

346
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:11,756
Ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

347
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,343
Ow. Ah.

348
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,139
Okay. Horns. Great!

349
00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:22,183
Great, now nobody's gonna recognize me.

350
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:25,687
I gotta get under the bed.

351
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,856
- I gotta go under--
- No!

352
00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:31,359
What's happening?

353
00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:33,319
I gotta get back. I gotta go.

354
00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:35,864
I gotta go. I gotta-- oh.

355
00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:37,115
What's going on?

356
00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:39,617
Bacon and eggs, kid.

357
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:43,288
What do you want,
sunny side up or over easy, huh?

358
00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:45,915
You're dying.

359
00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:53,882
It's the sunlight, isn't it?

360
00:27:58,136 --> 00:28:00,346
First it disfigures you,
then it kills you.

361
00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:04,642
Nah, you're mixing me up
with that pansy with the red cape.

362
00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:09,230
Please. Ow.

363
00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:11,733
I have to--

364
00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:15,195
I have to get under the bed before--

365
00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:18,531
before the sun totally rises.

366
00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:22,243
Uh-uh, no way. You wrecked my bike.

367
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:24,621
You've been pulling stuff,
trying to get me in trouble.

368
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:29,667
Brian. Bri-- please.

369
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,357
Damn.

370
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:55,818
??

371
00:29:26,516 --> 00:29:31,312
Hey, bud. The name's Maurice
and I'll catch ya later.

372
00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:40,405
He finds Ainge.
DJ, straight away 20. No.

373
00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:42,323
Rebound New York.

374
00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:44,242
Michael Jack-- Mark Jackson.

375
00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:48,079
Fastball inside to Schmidt--

376
00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:50,039
Back in a hurry. Oh, nice.

377
00:29:50,123 --> 00:29:53,126
This is ridiculous! I want my remote.
Where the hell is it?

378
00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:57,088
How am I supposed to watch TV
without the remote, huh?

379
00:29:57,171 --> 00:29:59,882
Have you, by any chance,
seen a piece of sandpaper

380
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:02,260
or a paintbrush around here
the last few days?

381
00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:04,095
- Huh?
- Now Reggie.

382
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:05,847
Straight away foul line. No.

383
00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:12,270
Well, yeah, sure, there was one.

384
00:30:12,353 --> 00:30:14,105
But there are no more, right?

385
00:30:14,188 --> 00:30:16,607
Right. Your room is monster-free.

386
00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,861
So I'll be taking
my master suite back tonight.

387
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:25,116
- 16 to go.
- He's tired. DJ is tired.

388
00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:27,785
Brian! Eric!

389
00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:33,916
Hey, Bri, Eric?
Have you guys seen the remote thing?

390
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,586
I've got the Celtics, the Sox,
and the Masters are on.

391
00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:40,131
I can't-- I can't switch without the--
you know, the remote.

392
00:30:41,174 --> 00:30:43,051
I didn't take it, Dad!

393
00:30:43,134 --> 00:30:44,677
Well, then, where--

394
00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:46,679
God damn this house.

395
00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:56,564
??

396
00:31:07,158 --> 00:31:10,161
Mom, a monster!

397
00:31:14,165 --> 00:31:17,251
Hey, why'd you change rooms
with that whiffle ball, huh?

398
00:31:17,335 --> 00:31:20,463
You know, he's gonna have
a heart attack by the time he's 10.

399
00:31:21,506 --> 00:31:22,507
Ow.

400
00:31:23,508 --> 00:31:26,219
- Ow...
- I get it!

401
00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:30,098
All right, so, like, when it gets darker,
your eyeballs get bigger,

402
00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:32,517
but then when the lights go on,
you turn into clothes.

403
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,937
Oh, brilliant, Bri. Just brilliant.

404
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:38,022
You must be in, what? At least grade two?

405
00:31:38,106 --> 00:31:41,025
- Six.
- A worldly scholar.

406
00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:43,236
Super. I love it.
Now how about lighting a candle?

407
00:31:43,319 --> 00:31:45,780
- These lights are painful, man.
- No way.

408
00:31:45,863 --> 00:31:49,117
I have enough problems without you
running around getting me into more.

409
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,370
You got your stupid remote control back.
Now turn off the lights.

410
00:31:56,124 --> 00:31:59,544
- Hey, what about the batteries?
- I ate 'em for breakfast.

411
00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:03,005
I'd give 'em to you right now,
but AA batteries constipate me, okay?

412
00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:05,466
- Maybe a little later?
- That's gross.

413
00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:08,428
- Hey, and what about my bike?
- I'll get you a new bike.

414
00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:11,806
Just get me out of these clothes!

415
00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:13,933
- Shh!
- Honest, I'm burning up.

416
00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:17,061
My inseams are on fire!

417
00:32:17,145 --> 00:32:20,857
All right, but any funny moves
and you're clothes.

418
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,997
Grazie, boy. Grazie.

419
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,540
Oh, you're a pretty sharp kid.

420
00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:39,500
You're-- oh, you're ugly,
but you're sharp.

421
00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:42,879
Wait, wait, wait. Let me get it.
Let me get it.

422
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,800
You know, I thought
it was something good, but it's snot.

423
00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:53,055
I've been in this business now,
what, well over 200 years,

424
00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:55,099
and I've never been trapped once.

425
00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:59,312
- How old are you?
- Eleven.

426
00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:01,689
Wow, and I ain't gettin'
any prettier.

427
00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:04,859
Hey, dude. Come here, bud.

428
00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:08,321
You don't know it yet,
but tonight it is your lucky night.

429
00:33:08,404 --> 00:33:10,364
- What do you mean?
- I mean--

430
00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:13,284
Oh, oh, I know. You're gonna grant me
three wishes, right?

431
00:33:13,367 --> 00:33:15,411
Wishes?

432
00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:20,291
Wishes? Wishes are bush-league
leprechaun, pal.

433
00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:22,960
I'm a monster, okay?
Okay, listen to this.

434
00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:26,422
I'm a monster,
and monsters don't do wishes.

435
00:33:26,506 --> 00:33:29,884
- Then what do monsters do?
- Good question.

436
00:33:29,967 --> 00:33:34,680
I have the time of my life.

437
00:33:41,395 --> 00:33:43,898
- Ta-da!
- How do you do that?

438
00:33:43,981 --> 00:33:45,650
It's magic, chump. It is.

439
00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:48,236
You just gotta be
handsome and gorgeous like me

440
00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:52,365
or have somebody handsome and gorgeous
like me show you how.

441
00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:54,992
Brian Stevenson,
come on down.

442
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:56,160
I can't.

443
00:33:57,245 --> 00:33:59,539
"Can't." Ooh, I hate that word.

444
00:33:59,622 --> 00:34:02,041
Ooh, ooh, that word's like caca to me.

445
00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:05,169
No, can't, can't.
You can't jam a basketball.

446
00:34:05,253 --> 00:34:08,005
You can't have a hand grenade go off
in your lap and survive.

447
00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:09,382
Those things you can't do.

448
00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:14,178
But you can take a walk on the wild side.

449
00:34:14,262 --> 00:34:16,597
Well, I mean, look.
I mean, even if I do go,

450
00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:18,474
how do I know I'm gonna
be able to come back?

451
00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:19,559
Listen to me.

452
00:34:19,642 --> 00:34:24,021
What goes on down there
is every kid's fantasy.

453
00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:30,027
Imagine, if you will...
imagine a world solely of kids,

454
00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:32,655
kids that just wanna have fun.

455
00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,407
And make trouble.

456
00:34:34,490 --> 00:34:35,700
Trouble?

457
00:34:35,783 --> 00:34:38,369
Trouble is our code of honor.

458
00:34:38,452 --> 00:34:41,872
It's our blood, our life support system.

459
00:34:41,956 --> 00:34:45,376
It's our raison d'être. That's French.

460
00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:47,211
Do they all look like you?

461
00:34:47,295 --> 00:34:50,047
Only the good-looking ones.

462
00:34:51,048 --> 00:34:54,385
Think of it, Bri. No teachers, no rules,
no homework.

463
00:34:55,386 --> 00:34:56,762
No parents. You hear me, boy?

464
00:34:56,846 --> 00:34:59,181
- I said-- I said no parents.
- No parents.

465
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:01,267
Man, that alone is worth
all the money in the world.

466
00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:03,728
It's about leaving your clothes
wherever it is you wanna leave 'em.

467
00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:06,480
It's about never having
to clean up after you eat.

468
00:35:06,564 --> 00:35:09,108
It's about never worrying
about being on time. Whoa!

469
00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:13,029
It's about staying up late, watching
whatever it is you wanna watch on TV.

470
00:35:13,112 --> 00:35:14,280
You wanna watch Letterman?

471
00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,531
You wanna watch the Playboy Channel?

472
00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:20,328
It's about nailing somebody that bugs you
in a way that you never dreamed possible.

473
00:35:20,411 --> 00:35:22,455
What's that?

474
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:27,293
It's about total, 100 %, unadulterated,
where's-the-beef anarchy!

475
00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:33,174
Brian, it's about freedom.

476
00:35:33,257 --> 00:35:37,011
Freedom to live life

477
00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:42,141
the way the creators
of this planet intended it.

478
00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:45,102
Man, that sounds great.

479
00:35:45,186 --> 00:35:47,146
What do you say, bud? You ready?

480
00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:50,107
Maurice, I was born ready.

481
00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:54,320
But first I'm gonna need some insurance.

482
00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:58,574
Whoa, there, thunder.
No, no, no candles, matches.

483
00:35:58,658 --> 00:36:01,661
Even something festive like this--
this would be nice.

484
00:36:01,744 --> 00:36:04,205
But absolutely nada-- no bright light.

485
00:36:04,288 --> 00:36:06,999
Okay, bud? Oh, all right,
all right, all right.

486
00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:09,126
If you wanna take it, I'm tellin' ya,
we gotta hide it.

487
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:11,295
- Okay, sure.
- Okay? Sure. Come on.

488
00:36:14,548 --> 00:36:16,717
Maurice!

489
00:36:18,678 --> 00:36:19,970
Whoosh.

490
00:36:28,145 --> 00:36:30,064
Hey, bud.

491
00:36:30,147 --> 00:36:33,234
- Come on.
- Whoa. What is this place?

492
00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:36,362
I mean, I thought the dining room was
under Eric's room.

493
00:36:36,445 --> 00:36:39,156
Well, we're not
in Kansas anymore, bud.

494
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,575
Come on, take a look at this.

495
00:36:44,328 --> 00:36:47,707
Take a gander, Bri. Ain't it amazin'?

496
00:36:50,668 --> 00:36:52,461
Wow.

497
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,263
Yo, Brian, move 'em out.

498
00:37:02,346 --> 00:37:05,808
We're burning nightlight, pard'.
Come on, come on, come on.

499
00:37:07,143 --> 00:37:10,312
- Oh.
- Hey, Maurice. Like the horns.

500
00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:11,313
Syd!

501
00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:14,442
I never forget a face.

502
00:37:14,525 --> 00:37:17,153
It's the other one I can't remember.
Get outta here, bud.

503
00:37:17,236 --> 00:37:18,696
Come on, Brian.

504
00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:21,532
- Did not. Did not. Did not.
- Did, too. Did, too. Did, too.

505
00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:24,493
Hey, Owl, Rigsbut, this is my new bud.

506
00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:26,662
- Hi, bud.
- Hi, the name's Brian.

507
00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:28,164
- Hi, Brian.
- Bud.

508
00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:29,999
- Brian. Brian. Brian.
- Bud. Bud. Bud.

509
00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,043
Wait a second.

510
00:37:33,127 --> 00:37:35,296
What are all these stairs and ladders for?

511
00:37:35,379 --> 00:37:36,922
Good question, bud.

512
00:37:37,006 --> 00:37:40,634
Every one of these staircases
leads to some poor soul's bedroom.

513
00:37:40,718 --> 00:37:43,179
It's like-- let me put this simply.

514
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:46,766
It's a veritable cornucopia of mischief.

515
00:37:46,849 --> 00:37:49,643
- Hi, Maurice.
- Hey, come here. Come here.

516
00:37:49,727 --> 00:37:52,021
- What's that on your shirt?
- Where? Aw.

517
00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:54,440
Get outta here.
Let me show you around.

518
00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,235
Let me show you straight.

519
00:37:58,319 --> 00:37:59,779
Don't do it. "I have to do it!"

520
00:37:59,862 --> 00:38:02,490
Don't do it. "Nobody likes me!
Good-bye, cruel world!"

521
00:38:05,201 --> 00:38:07,077
Gomer, Brian.
Brian, Gomer.

522
00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:11,165
Any friend of Maurice is a friend of mine.

523
00:38:12,374 --> 00:38:13,667
Eh.

524
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:18,172
- You're gonna love this place.
- What?

525
00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:20,132
All right, the magic word.

526
00:38:20,216 --> 00:38:21,759
Oh, I forget the magic word.

527
00:38:21,842 --> 00:38:23,219
- It's, uh-- it's, uh...
- Think, think!

528
00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:28,766
That's it! Come on, bud!

529
00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:32,311
- Shoot, shoot, shoot!
- How you doing? Strike!

530
00:38:32,394 --> 00:38:35,105
Oh, rock 'n' roll!

531
00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:37,608
- Dance with me, babe.
- Sure.

532
00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:39,819
One, two, cha-cha-cha.

533
00:38:39,902 --> 00:38:43,072
One, two.

534
00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:54,500
- Yeah.
- That's neat, Bri.

535
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:57,670
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Free ball, free ball!

536
00:38:57,753 --> 00:39:00,214
Hey. Hey, what are you doing?

537
00:39:00,297 --> 00:39:03,175
- You're gonna tilt it!
- I know the place-- ow!

538
00:39:04,802 --> 00:39:06,595
Kiddo, baby, honey, bubby.

539
00:39:06,679 --> 00:39:08,764
Open your eyes. Don't ya know?

540
00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:12,226
Down here there's no such thing as tilt.

541
00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:17,940
- Go. Win it, boss. Win it!
- Come on, Maurice, go!

542
00:39:21,861 --> 00:39:24,655
This is my favorite place
on the whole planet.

543
00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:27,616
Every craving you've ever craved.

544
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:30,536
Every flavor you've ever flaved.

545
00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:32,830
And the best part is,

546
00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:36,250
you don't see any parents telling the kids
what they can't eat, do ya?

547
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:37,501
No.

548
00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:39,211
- Do ya?
- No!

549
00:39:39,295 --> 00:39:40,713
Must get beef!

550
00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:46,510
'Za, I love 'za.

551
00:39:46,594 --> 00:39:47,803
Cake.

552
00:39:48,888 --> 00:39:50,431
For later.

553
00:39:50,514 --> 00:39:52,391
Laces tied together.

554
00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:53,726
Hey, somebody wants you over there.

555
00:39:53,809 --> 00:39:54,852
- What?
- Right there, yeah.

556
00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:56,687
Whoa!

557
00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:58,772
- Hey, you hurt me.
- Hey, don't fight.

558
00:39:58,856 --> 00:40:00,524
- Did not.
- Did, too.

559
00:40:00,608 --> 00:40:02,401
Oh, look, somebody dropped a quarter.

560
00:40:02,484 --> 00:40:04,612
- Whose is it? Don't know.
- Don't know.

561
00:40:04,695 --> 00:40:06,322
- Hey, let me give you a hand with that.
- Oh, yeah, me, too.

562
00:40:06,405 --> 00:40:08,407
- Oh.
- Oh, uh-oh.

563
00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:10,659
- Hey, Maurice.
- Hey, Schmoog.

564
00:40:10,743 --> 00:40:13,454
- Who's the drip?
- Hey, ease off, bud.

565
00:40:13,537 --> 00:40:16,415
This young man, he saved me
from a fatal case of sunburn,

566
00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:19,251
so I decided to give him the grand tour.

567
00:40:19,335 --> 00:40:21,879
Oh, well...

568
00:40:21,962 --> 00:40:24,340
- you got a brat in Cleveland.
- A brat in Cleveland.

569
00:40:24,423 --> 00:40:26,634
- An imp in Atlanta.
- An imp in Atlanta.

570
00:40:26,717 --> 00:40:27,718
And a twerp in Boston.

571
00:40:27,801 --> 00:40:30,930
And a twerp in--
and a dweeb giving me all this.

572
00:40:31,013 --> 00:40:32,514
Raise hell tonight.

573
00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:36,352
And show him how it's done.

574
00:40:36,435 --> 00:40:38,854
I will.

575
00:40:38,938 --> 00:40:41,190
- Biting--
- Wait a second.

576
00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:43,609
You're not gonna tell me
there's an airport in this place, are you?

577
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:46,445
Brian, come on.

578
00:40:46,528 --> 00:40:48,447
Does it look like these hunchbacks
can handle a plane?

579
00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:51,617
It's magic.

580
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,202
- That was pretty neat, huh?
- Yeah.

581
00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:55,746
See, down here distance is like time.

582
00:40:55,829 --> 00:40:58,707
- Yeah?
- And time is like...

583
00:40:58,791 --> 00:41:01,460
it's like polyester with an Acrylon blend.

584
00:41:05,005 --> 00:41:07,800
Whoa, where are you, bud?

585
00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:11,345
Wait a second.

586
00:41:11,428 --> 00:41:13,389
This is somebody else's house.

587
00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:15,474
No. Duh.

588
00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:17,559
Where'd you park the squad car,
Dick Tracy?

589
00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:20,688
- Come on.
- Hey, hey, look.

590
00:41:20,771 --> 00:41:24,942
Hey, chill out, babe, okay?
I mean, you're quick.

591
00:41:25,025 --> 00:41:30,239
That's good instinct, but it's a little...
primitive, huh?

592
00:41:33,575 --> 00:41:35,995
Whoa, not now, Harold.

593
00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:42,668
Isn't he sweet?

594
00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:48,340
I bet you he's dreaming about puppies
and his favorite baseball player.

595
00:41:48,424 --> 00:41:50,342
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

596
00:41:50,426 --> 00:41:52,970
Well, not for long.

597
00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:10,362
- Yellow.
- Yellow.

598
00:42:10,446 --> 00:42:11,488
Yellow.

599
00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:15,034
- Blue, blue.
- Blue, blue.

600
00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:19,371
Ah...

601
00:42:54,073 --> 00:42:55,866
Chocolata.

602
00:42:56,992 --> 00:42:58,744
- All right.
- Never above 3'6".

603
00:42:58,827 --> 00:43:01,497
Three foot six? Ooh.

604
00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:02,915
Always against white.

605
00:43:02,998 --> 00:43:04,750
- Looks good against white.
- Yeah.

606
00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:10,047
You know, Bri, we live in a world

607
00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:13,967
dedicated to wreaking hell
on an entire nation of kids.

608
00:43:14,051 --> 00:43:17,096
- Kids, hey, they're not that bad.
- Mm-hmm.

609
00:43:17,179 --> 00:43:19,848
We're the reason kids get locked
in their rooms.

610
00:43:19,932 --> 00:43:22,935
We're the reason brothers
hate their sisters.

611
00:43:23,018 --> 00:43:27,606
We're also the reason that parents send
their kids back to camp.

612
00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:29,775
I love it!

613
00:43:29,858 --> 00:43:31,777
I'm alive!

614
00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:34,905
Maurice, Maurice, is there any way I can
make, like, a special stop?

615
00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:36,573
I wanna check somebody out.

616
00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:38,867
Oh, you're too good.

617
00:43:38,951 --> 00:43:41,286
You're just too damn good!

618
00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:43,372
??

619
00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:48,043
Whoa, something stinks.

620
00:43:50,504 --> 00:43:55,717
Look at Ronnie Coleman,
with his little teddy bear and thumb.

621
00:43:55,801 --> 00:43:57,636
This is classic.

622
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,555
- What's this? What's this?
- Oh, oh.

623
00:43:59,638 --> 00:44:01,557
- Ronnie's sandwich.
- Ronnie's sandwich.

624
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,600
Yeah. All right.

625
00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:04,810
- What flavor-- what is it?
- What is it?

626
00:44:04,893 --> 00:44:06,812
Tuna fish.

627
00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:08,897
- Ooh, it stinks.
- Yes.

628
00:44:08,981 --> 00:44:10,149
Cat food.

629
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,243
- Perfect.
- And then--

630
00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:22,369
- Hoo-hoo.
- Wrap it nicely.

631
00:44:22,452 --> 00:44:26,999
And then you bake it
in the oven 350 degrees.

632
00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:29,960
- Okay. Okay, ready?
- All right, yeah.

633
00:44:30,043 --> 00:44:31,670
- Turn it face up.
- All right.

634
00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:33,297
They'll never notice.

635
00:44:34,548 --> 00:44:36,466
What, what, what?

636
00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:38,010
- Apple juice? So what?
- Hold it.

637
00:44:38,093 --> 00:44:39,428
Yeah, what?

638
00:44:40,846 --> 00:44:42,181
You're drinking it?

639
00:44:42,264 --> 00:44:44,433
Maurice, that's disgusting.

640
00:44:46,935 --> 00:44:48,854
What is that all about?

641
00:44:53,609 --> 00:44:54,985
And good for you, too.

642
00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:57,029
What are you doing?

643
00:44:57,112 --> 00:44:59,281
All right, Maurice!

644
00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:00,324
That's great!

645
00:45:01,325 --> 00:45:04,203
All right, yes. Oh, yes.

646
00:45:04,286 --> 00:45:07,706
Oh, yes.

647
00:45:07,789 --> 00:45:10,542
Oh, boy, what'd you eat today, man.

648
00:45:10,626 --> 00:45:13,629
- Ronnie's gonna be pissed.
- No kidding.

649
00:45:21,303 --> 00:45:23,805
Hiy-- ow.

650
00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:25,224
Yow!

651
00:45:25,307 --> 00:45:29,519
I feel like I have been
on vacation for a week.

652
00:45:29,603 --> 00:45:31,563
Cool, bud.

653
00:45:31,647 --> 00:45:33,857
No.

654
00:45:33,941 --> 00:45:35,901
My dad's getting up
in 10 minutes.

655
00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:39,947
Whoa, that means
the sun comes up in five.

656
00:45:42,658 --> 00:45:44,159
Okay, bud.

657
00:45:44,243 --> 00:45:49,998
I can't bear to see anybody
go up there without protection.

658
00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:55,087
Those UVs can be pretty dangerous,
if you know what I mean.

659
00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:56,880
- Thanks.
- Yeah.

660
00:45:56,964 --> 00:45:58,548
Visiting hours are over at dawn,

661
00:45:58,632 --> 00:46:01,260
so unless you want a new residence
or a set of horns,

662
00:46:01,343 --> 00:46:03,679
we'd better book, bud, okay?

663
00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:08,475
I suppose you're going to tell me
your sister did this.

664
00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:10,352
Uh-huh.

665
00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:14,189
I'm innocent! I'm innocent!
I'll take a lie-detector test!

666
00:46:14,273 --> 00:46:18,527
- If you didn't do it, who did?!
- I don't know!

667
00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:20,946
Peter!

668
00:46:21,029 --> 00:46:23,156
It's because
I'm working, isn't it?

669
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:26,243
Son, doll hair
never grows back.

670
00:46:26,326 --> 00:46:29,997
What made you think
the cat needed a shave?

671
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,457
Do you want to go
to military school?

672
00:46:32,541 --> 00:46:35,794
Good morning, Mr. Stevenson!

673
00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:49,850
??

674
00:46:51,184 --> 00:46:54,021
Move it.

675
00:46:54,104 --> 00:46:56,106
??

676
00:47:01,445 --> 00:47:03,739
Hey, what's with the glasses,
Rip Van Winkle?

677
00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:05,907
I had a late night.

678
00:47:05,991 --> 00:47:08,827
I bet you were up real late
working on your science project.

679
00:47:08,910 --> 00:47:11,330
Actually, I never thought of it that way.

680
00:47:11,413 --> 00:47:13,415
Well, mine's all finished.

681
00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:16,918
- Great.
- Mm.

682
00:47:31,308 --> 00:47:33,685
Piss!

683
00:47:33,769 --> 00:47:36,772
Who put piss in my apple juice?

684
00:47:36,855 --> 00:47:38,023
- Yes!
- Gross!

685
00:47:38,106 --> 00:47:40,776
Yes! Yes! All right!

686
00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:44,237
Ew, he spit piss on the principal!

687
00:48:24,736 --> 00:48:26,363
Maurice!

688
00:48:26,446 --> 00:48:29,116
A natural.

689
00:48:29,199 --> 00:48:32,411
No-holds-barred, dyed-in-the-wool,
no-assembly-required natural.

690
00:48:32,494 --> 00:48:34,287
Wah!

691
00:48:34,371 --> 00:48:35,747
What?

692
00:48:35,831 --> 00:48:37,207
"What"? What do you think?

693
00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:40,335
Geez, I thought I was quick,
but you, you, you, Scooby Doo,

694
00:48:40,419 --> 00:48:43,171
you're already moving through
the shadows.

695
00:48:43,255 --> 00:48:44,965
- No, I'm not.
- No, you're not?

696
00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:46,216
- No.
- No.

697
00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:47,426
You pulled me through.

698
00:48:47,509 --> 00:48:50,846
Get out of town.
Fine, fine, fine.

699
00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:55,142
Don't believe me,
but I'm tellin' ya one thing, buddy boy.

700
00:48:55,225 --> 00:49:00,397
It was a lot easier pulling you through
tonight than it was last night.

701
00:49:05,152 --> 00:49:07,446
- Oh.
- Maurice, why'd you do that?

702
00:49:09,948 --> 00:49:12,951
- Oh!
- Nice ass.

703
00:49:14,870 --> 00:49:16,288
I'm good in Twister, too. Wow.

704
00:49:18,707 --> 00:49:21,418
Not even my mother sees me
in my boxer shorts.

705
00:49:21,501 --> 00:49:24,296
Well, do you ever see her in hers?

706
00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:28,383
Say, Bri, don't you have
any cheese in your life, bud?

707
00:49:28,467 --> 00:49:31,303
Cheese? What kind?

708
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:34,014
- "Madem-oiselles."
- What?

709
00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:36,308
Squeeze, tomatoes,

710
00:49:36,391 --> 00:49:38,894
broads, chicks, girls.

711
00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:40,854
I said, girls.

712
00:49:40,937 --> 00:49:42,898
Don't you have anybody else
in your life besides your mother

713
00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:45,317
who wears an over-the-shoulder
boulder holder?

714
00:49:57,078 --> 00:49:58,830
I think your babe just barked.

715
00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:03,960
So, uh, what's
this Kiersten dame like, huh?

716
00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:07,172
Personally, I'm a--
I'm a wart and mole kind of guy.

717
00:50:08,173 --> 00:50:09,382
Huh? Huh?

718
00:50:09,466 --> 00:50:11,009
Hey, I'm talkin' to you.

719
00:50:12,010 --> 00:50:16,389
Oh, well, she's pretty neat,
but she is a girl.

720
00:50:16,473 --> 00:50:18,975
You know, real smart,
always knows the answer,

721
00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:20,769
always raises her hand.

722
00:50:20,852 --> 00:50:23,146
- Always has her homework done?
- Exactly.

723
00:50:23,230 --> 00:50:25,357
I amaze me.

724
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,026
Okay, Gumby, showtime.

725
00:50:31,112 --> 00:50:34,491
I don't believe it. She likes me.

726
00:50:34,574 --> 00:50:36,284
I thought she hated me.

727
00:50:36,368 --> 00:50:40,330
Why would anybody hate you, Bri?
All you are is ugly.

728
00:50:40,413 --> 00:50:42,374
Hey, Brian, Brian, I want you to meet
a couple friends of mine.

729
00:50:42,457 --> 00:50:43,959
This is Barbie and this is Midge.

730
00:50:44,042 --> 00:50:46,461
These chicks are so close to my heart.

731
00:50:46,545 --> 00:50:49,297
No, it's just that ever since
we moved here,

732
00:50:49,381 --> 00:50:52,425
I haven't really been able
to make friends other than you,

733
00:50:52,509 --> 00:50:55,929
and I never thought anybody really cared,
least of all Kiersten.

734
00:50:56,012 --> 00:50:57,430
Oh, Brian.

735
00:50:57,514 --> 00:50:59,891
Every-- everybody cares.

736
00:50:59,975 --> 00:51:03,436
It's just that-- it's just that certain
people have a different way of showing it.

737
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,439
Some people are more giving
than other people, right?

738
00:51:09,484 --> 00:51:11,152
There ya go, bud. Enjoy yourself.

739
00:51:11,236 --> 00:51:13,530
Thank you. Thank you very much.
I'll keep this.

740
00:51:14,698 --> 00:51:15,782
Hey, look at her flipbook.

741
00:51:15,865 --> 00:51:18,994
Isn't this neat? I can't believe it.

742
00:51:26,668 --> 00:51:28,211
You know, I thought of this.
I gave her this idea.

743
00:51:36,219 --> 00:51:39,180
Man's best friend-- his right hand.

744
00:51:41,975 --> 00:51:44,227
Good boy. Good boy.

745
00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:56,197
Fine, I won't stay here anymore.

746
00:51:56,281 --> 00:51:57,866
I'll just sleep in the office
and send you the check.

747
00:51:57,949 --> 00:51:59,743
I wouldn't notice the difference.

748
00:51:59,826 --> 00:52:01,244
That's all you want from me,
my paycheck.

749
00:52:01,328 --> 00:52:04,414
Well, that's not all I want from you.
That's all I get.

750
00:52:04,497 --> 00:52:07,626
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Mr. "I've Got a Headache."

751
00:52:07,709 --> 00:52:10,170
We don't even need a door
because we're always fighting.

752
00:52:10,253 --> 00:52:11,755
Fine, we won't fight anymore.

753
00:52:11,838 --> 00:52:14,966
Take away the fighting, there's
nothing left of our marriage at all!

754
00:52:15,050 --> 00:52:16,635
Keep your voice down.

755
00:52:16,718 --> 00:52:19,971
- Brian?
- Now you care about the kids?

756
00:52:25,644 --> 00:52:29,439
Brian? Can I have a flashlight?

757
00:52:44,579 --> 00:52:47,290
- Oh, shit!
- It's Snik!

758
00:52:47,374 --> 00:52:51,044
It's Snik! It's Snik!

759
00:52:51,127 --> 00:52:52,962
Run, run, run!

760
00:52:54,422 --> 00:52:57,092
Arn, Arn, Arn.

761
00:52:57,175 --> 00:52:59,552
Arn.

762
00:52:59,636 --> 00:53:02,555
You know, Boy gets what he wants.

763
00:53:02,639 --> 00:53:06,518
When he asks you for a favor,
you should take that as a compliment.

764
00:53:06,601 --> 00:53:10,188
But I tried. You've gotta
believe me, Snik. I tried.

765
00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:14,025
Oh, you tried, did you, Arnold?

766
00:53:14,109 --> 00:53:15,694
Well, you didn't try hard enough!

767
00:53:15,777 --> 00:53:18,697
- My knees, they hurt!
- Oh, your knees hurt?

768
00:53:18,780 --> 00:53:21,366
That's not all that's gonna hurt, Arnold.
You know why?

769
00:53:21,449 --> 00:53:25,203
'Cause I'm gonna take
my big thumb and jam it in your eye!

770
00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:27,205
Now I'm gonna take my finger
and put it in the corner of your mouth,

771
00:53:27,288 --> 00:53:29,165
and I'm gonna rip
the corner of your mouth out.

772
00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:32,585
That's good
for a laugh, isn't it? Huh?

773
00:53:33,670 --> 00:53:35,380
You're scared of me, aren't you, Arnold?

774
00:53:35,463 --> 00:53:38,299
Oh, I like that.

775
00:53:41,136 --> 00:53:44,472
I love that.

776
00:53:44,556 --> 00:53:47,267
But do you know what I like even more
than that, Arnold?

777
00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:53,189
I like taking my two big, black
leather-gloved hands

778
00:53:53,273 --> 00:53:56,651
and grabbing your head and tearing it off!

779
00:54:00,655 --> 00:54:04,200
Hey, hey! Boy gets what he wants!

780
00:54:09,622 --> 00:54:13,126
Hey, remember, Boy always
gets what he wants!

781
00:54:13,209 --> 00:54:16,713
Never, ever, ever forget that!

782
00:54:16,796 --> 00:54:19,174
Ever!

783
00:54:20,175 --> 00:54:22,260
Well, you didn't have
to mess up her room.

784
00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:25,430
Bud, there's one rule.

785
00:54:25,513 --> 00:54:29,476
It's you never, ever,
ever, ever, ever, ever

786
00:54:29,559 --> 00:54:33,396
get emotionally involved
with the victim, ever.

787
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,065
Maurice, she was starting to like me.

788
00:54:37,734 --> 00:54:39,778
I can't wait to see her tomorrow.

789
00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:45,366
Let me show you this, bud.
You're gonna love this.

790
00:54:45,450 --> 00:54:46,451
- Yeah.
- This is great.

791
00:54:47,619 --> 00:54:49,662
Look, look.

792
00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:57,629
How do you play this?

793
00:54:57,712 --> 00:54:59,547
Whoa!

794
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,719
Come here. It's simple.
Let me show you, bud.

795
00:55:04,803 --> 00:55:07,305
- All right, we get the shit...
- Uh-huh.

796
00:55:07,388 --> 00:55:09,349
- ...we smash the shit...
- Yes.

797
00:55:09,432 --> 00:55:11,684
...and then we put the shit back.
It's called monsterball.

798
00:55:11,768 --> 00:55:14,145
We do the bashin', you get the thrashin'.

799
00:55:14,229 --> 00:55:16,481
Let's play ball. Come on, bud.

800
00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:58,606
- Oh, my God!
- My God!

801
00:56:46,237 --> 00:56:49,407
Rawr!

802
00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:51,576
No, no, please!

803
00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:53,244
Hang on!

804
00:56:57,665 --> 00:56:58,833
He's a new kid. He's with me.

805
00:56:58,917 --> 00:57:01,502
- He's with me, Snik.
- Maurice.

806
00:57:01,586 --> 00:57:06,174
No one should ever, ever, ever
come this close to Boy's stairway.

807
00:57:06,257 --> 00:57:10,845
Right. Never, ever, ever
come this close to Boy's stairway.

808
00:57:10,929 --> 00:57:12,889
Hey, kid, you want a fresh fly?

809
00:57:12,972 --> 00:57:13,973
No, no!

810
00:57:15,433 --> 00:57:16,851
Okay.

811
00:57:16,935 --> 00:57:19,854
I could break his neck, Maurice. I could.

812
00:57:19,938 --> 00:57:22,607
- Let's drop him.
- No! He's just kidding.

813
00:57:22,690 --> 00:57:24,442
Snik, think of this.

814
00:57:24,525 --> 00:57:26,611
Dead people have limited potential,

815
00:57:26,694 --> 00:57:29,697
and I don't think that Boy
would like damaged goods.

816
00:57:29,781 --> 00:57:31,616
But it's your responsibility and--

817
00:57:31,699 --> 00:57:34,953
No, no, he's your responsibility,
Maurice.

818
00:57:35,036 --> 00:57:39,540
- Right. My respons--
- When you screw up, I drop you!

819
00:57:39,624 --> 00:57:42,627
That's fair. Let's go, bud.

820
00:57:42,710 --> 00:57:46,631
Oh, my back.

821
00:57:55,473 --> 00:57:58,309
Go on, run. Go, go, go, go.

822
00:57:58,393 --> 00:58:00,812
Go, go, go.

823
00:58:00,895 --> 00:58:02,981
Damn it, Maurice, who was that?

824
00:58:03,064 --> 00:58:04,732
- Who, Snik?
- Yeah.

825
00:58:04,816 --> 00:58:07,777
Ah, all talk. Just a big mouth.

826
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:10,947
And ever since he developed that hump,
he's been such a bitch.

827
00:58:11,030 --> 00:58:14,450
But you learn to stay away from Snik
and this staircase.

828
00:58:14,534 --> 00:58:16,327
- Okay, bud?
- No kidding.

829
00:58:16,411 --> 00:58:19,372
Let's move it.
You're such a doll.

830
00:58:19,455 --> 00:58:21,332
Come on.

831
00:58:21,416 --> 00:58:23,001
But he wasn't there.

832
00:58:23,084 --> 00:58:25,837
- Was the window open?
- I don't know, I didn't check.

833
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,798
Hmm. Maybe he went outside.

834
00:58:28,881 --> 00:58:32,844
Maybe he stepped outside
to smoke a cigarette. I bet that's it.

835
00:58:32,927 --> 00:58:35,388
- At 4:00 in the morning?
- Hmm.

836
00:58:35,471 --> 00:58:38,808
...with the ashes and how they preserved
the city of Pompeii--

837
00:58:38,891 --> 00:58:40,643
- Was that visible?
- Yes, it was very--

838
00:58:40,727 --> 00:58:43,396
you brought that up. Great.
And I think that--

839
00:58:43,479 --> 00:58:46,899
Well, Mr. Stevenson,
thank you for joining us.

840
00:58:46,983 --> 00:58:48,776
Please come in.

841
00:58:48,860 --> 00:58:51,320
You're just in time
for Kiersten's presentation.

842
00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:53,364
Kiersten, are you ready?

843
00:58:53,448 --> 00:58:56,534
- Yes, I am, Mr. Finn.
- Oh, look at this.

844
00:58:56,617 --> 00:58:58,995
- Wow.
- Wonderful.

845
00:58:59,078 --> 00:59:00,621
Thank you.

846
00:59:00,705 --> 00:59:02,498
- Do you have your research report?
- Yes.

847
00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:04,042
Okay.

848
00:59:08,588 --> 00:59:10,757
I-- I thought I did.

849
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,341
Maurice.

850
00:59:12,425 --> 00:59:14,844
I guess my dog chewed it up.

851
00:59:14,927 --> 00:59:18,890
Oh, right, you don't even have a dog.

852
00:59:18,973 --> 00:59:21,601
- All right, that's enough.
- It's not funny.

853
00:59:31,152 --> 00:59:35,406
Oh, hey, Brian! Nothing to worry about.
Only a drill.

854
00:59:37,992 --> 00:59:40,369
Hey, pard', what's with the light?
Something personal?

855
00:59:40,453 --> 00:59:42,080
- Yeah, you.
- Me?

856
00:59:42,163 --> 00:59:44,082
Your only friend in the whole world?

857
00:59:44,165 --> 00:59:47,168
Whoa! Window pain!

858
00:59:48,795 --> 00:59:51,005
My used-to-be only friend
in the whole wide world.

859
00:59:51,089 --> 00:59:52,673
You messed up Kiersten's homework.

860
00:59:52,757 --> 00:59:55,009
What? What did I do to the homework?

861
00:59:55,093 --> 00:59:57,512
You chewed it up. You destroyed it.

862
00:59:57,595 --> 00:59:59,097
You know she got a zero because of you?

863
01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:03,601
Brian, I was hungry, okay?

864
01:00:03,684 --> 01:00:05,144
And it just so--

865
01:00:05,228 --> 01:00:07,522
it just so happened
at that moment I had a craving

866
01:00:07,605 --> 01:00:10,858
for a six-page paper on the daytime
blooming of a nighttime cactus.

867
01:00:10,942 --> 01:00:14,028
And I'll tell you something else.
I got incredible heartburn from that.

868
01:00:14,112 --> 01:00:15,822
I can't believe you did that.

869
01:00:15,905 --> 01:00:18,116
I asked you not to and you just went ahead
and did it anyway.

870
01:00:18,199 --> 01:00:20,701
Brian, I happened to have a--

871
01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:26,707
You like her, don't you?

872
01:00:26,791 --> 01:00:29,877
- No, I don't.
- Mm, yes, you do.

873
01:00:29,961 --> 01:00:31,963
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

874
01:00:32,046 --> 01:00:34,048
- No, I don't.
-? Brian's got a girlfriend?

875
01:00:34,132 --> 01:00:35,550
? Brian's got a girlfriend?

876
01:00:35,633 --> 01:00:37,218
- No, I don't!
-? Brian's got a girlfriend?

877
01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:39,720
? Brian's got a girlfriend?
Yes, you do.

878
01:00:39,804 --> 01:00:42,890
Would it help the boo-boo
if I said I was sorry, huh?

879
01:00:42,974 --> 01:00:44,851
Here, look, just go back
to your dumb underworld

880
01:00:44,934 --> 01:00:46,978
and leave me and Eric alone.

881
01:01:00,783 --> 01:01:03,661
Dad, what is it?

882
01:01:03,744 --> 01:01:05,746
Hey, Brian, come downstairs with me.

883
01:01:05,830 --> 01:01:08,499
Your mom and I want to talk to you
and Eric for a minute.

884
01:01:18,843 --> 01:01:21,846
- You want a ride?
- Sure, Daddy.

885
01:01:30,813 --> 01:01:35,109
We wanted to talk
to the both of you because, well...

886
01:01:35,193 --> 01:01:39,947
your mother and I have come to a decision
and it affects all of us.

887
01:01:40,031 --> 01:01:42,950
We figure you're grown-up enough
to understand.

888
01:01:43,034 --> 01:01:46,996
Mom and I have decided that we're not
gonna live together for a while.

889
01:01:47,079 --> 01:01:50,124
A business trip?

890
01:01:50,208 --> 01:01:52,168
No, honey, not exactly.

891
01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:55,588
Eric, don't you get it?
They're getting a divorce.

892
01:01:57,798 --> 01:02:01,302
No, Brian, we are not getting a divorce.

893
01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:03,638
Yeah, right.

894
01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:08,267
It's just that your father and I
need to work some things out

895
01:02:08,351 --> 01:02:09,977
and we feel it would be better--

896
01:02:10,061 --> 01:02:13,940
Look, it's just, like--
it's a trial separation.

897
01:02:14,023 --> 01:02:16,317
Oh, God, sorry. That's what you do
before you get a divorce.

898
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,611
Brian, we're not getting a divorce.

899
01:02:18,694 --> 01:02:20,321
- So Dad's not leaving?
- Eric...

900
01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:22,657
- Good.
- ...listen to me.

901
01:02:22,740 --> 01:02:25,660
I have to live in the city for a while.
Hopefully it won't be for long.

902
01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:29,038
- No, you don't have to go.
- Yes, I do.

903
01:02:31,207 --> 01:02:33,209
Yes, I do.

904
01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:35,169
But, look, we'll get to talk every day.

905
01:02:35,253 --> 01:02:38,673
I'll be good, I promise. I'll be better.

906
01:02:38,756 --> 01:02:40,258
You won't have to go live in the city.

907
01:02:40,341 --> 01:02:42,677
I swear to God I'll be better.

908
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,971
Brian, too. He promises, right?

909
01:02:46,889 --> 01:02:50,184
Eric, it's not your fault.

910
01:02:50,268 --> 01:02:52,645
And it's not Brian's fault.

911
01:02:52,728 --> 01:02:54,814
It isn't anybody's fault.

912
01:02:54,897 --> 01:02:56,899
It isn't anybody's fault.

913
01:03:02,947 --> 01:03:06,617
- Bri, you all right?
- Oh, yeah, Dad. I'm just fine.

914
01:03:08,995 --> 01:03:10,997
??

915
01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:06,052
I heard it all.

916
01:04:06,135 --> 01:04:08,054
Sucks, huh?

917
01:04:10,431 --> 01:04:13,309
Yep. It's not too good.

918
01:04:16,395 --> 01:04:18,689
- I hate them.
- No, you don't.

919
01:04:18,773 --> 01:04:22,401
No, you don't.
At least you have a family.

920
01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:33,454
Believe it or not,
you're the only real friend I have.

921
01:04:35,790 --> 01:04:39,001
Why do you think I keep coming back?
If I didn't like you,

922
01:04:39,085 --> 01:04:42,004
I'd have your parents blaming you
for the shooting of Abe Lincoln.

923
01:04:44,548 --> 01:04:46,717
Come on down, it'll cheer you up.
Come on.

924
01:04:47,885 --> 01:04:50,262
I don't really feel like being cheery.

925
01:04:50,346 --> 01:04:55,309
Oh, Bri, baby. Pranks, snacks, games.

926
01:04:58,062 --> 01:05:01,107
It'll take away the hurt. Come on.

927
01:05:01,190 --> 01:05:03,192
You know what we could do?
We could go see Kiersten.

928
01:05:04,193 --> 01:05:06,320
We'll bring her flowers.

929
01:05:06,404 --> 01:05:07,905
Ooh, I've got a great idea.

930
01:05:07,988 --> 01:05:10,866
We'll go to Ronnie Coleman's and we'll
loosen all the bolts on his furniture.

931
01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:12,910
What do you say, huh?

932
01:05:12,993 --> 01:05:14,829
It'll be quick. It's good for your bones.

933
01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:16,872
Cross my heart and hope to die.
Come on.

934
01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:20,000
Huh? Huh? Huh?

935
01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:21,961
- Okay.
- All right!

936
01:05:22,044 --> 01:05:24,338
Whoo! Come on.

937
01:05:25,923 --> 01:05:28,092
All right!

938
01:05:30,261 --> 01:05:31,512
Alley-oop.

939
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,682
??

940
01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:38,185
- Uh, you all right, bud?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

941
01:05:38,269 --> 01:05:39,520
Hey, where's the party?

942
01:05:39,603 --> 01:05:42,398
- Night-light out at the Grossbergs'.
- Oh.

943
01:05:42,481 --> 01:05:44,900
Coming through. New guy.

944
01:05:44,984 --> 01:05:48,446
Coming-- excuse me.
Move over. Come on, bud.

945
01:05:48,529 --> 01:05:50,281
Is the line with the tickets?

946
01:05:50,364 --> 01:05:53,534
Come on, bud.
Whoo, new guy.

947
01:06:00,499 --> 01:06:01,792
Hey, bud.

948
01:06:05,296 --> 01:06:08,007
We're here.

949
01:06:08,090 --> 01:06:09,884
Bri, I'd like you to meet
some of my friends.

950
01:06:09,967 --> 01:06:14,305
This is Sherry, Debbie, Pumpkin, Bernie.

951
01:06:14,388 --> 01:06:16,182
This is great. Well, let's do it, man.

952
01:06:16,265 --> 01:06:18,809
This is fun. Scare the hell
out of her, Bri.

953
01:06:18,893 --> 01:06:20,936
Go ahead, Tonto.
Make her poop her Pampers.

954
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:24,064
Make her doodie her diapers.
Make her caca her crib.

955
01:06:24,148 --> 01:06:26,400
Watch this, he's great.
Go ahead, bud.

956
01:06:26,484 --> 01:06:29,278
Maurice, it's just a little baby.

957
01:06:29,361 --> 01:06:33,073
Baby, baby, baby. It's our duty, man.
This is a character builder.

958
01:06:33,157 --> 01:06:34,950
Come on, Tonto.
Scare the hell out of her.

959
01:06:35,034 --> 01:06:37,286
Watch this, guys. Watch this.

960
01:06:37,369 --> 01:06:39,079
Go ahead. Go.

961
01:06:39,163 --> 01:06:41,081
Scare the hell out of her.

962
01:06:41,165 --> 01:06:42,917
- Boo.
- "Boo"?

963
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,920
- Boo.
- "Boo"? What are you, the boo fairy?

964
01:06:50,925 --> 01:06:53,928
Stop it.

965
01:06:54,011 --> 01:06:55,387
Come on, stop it!

966
01:06:55,471 --> 01:06:58,265
Oh, Brian, relax, okay?

967
01:06:58,349 --> 01:07:01,060
Maurice, this is cruel.

968
01:07:04,647 --> 01:07:07,316
Baby.

969
01:07:12,029 --> 01:07:13,989
- Light!
- Brian!

970
01:07:34,969 --> 01:07:37,221
Whoa!

971
01:07:37,304 --> 01:07:40,140
Todd, are you okay?
What happened?

972
01:07:42,142 --> 01:07:42,977
Brian!

973
01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:49,942
??

974
01:08:05,666 --> 01:08:07,668
I'm shrinking.

975
01:08:12,715 --> 01:08:14,967
Something's wrong.

976
01:08:29,398 --> 01:08:32,026
So, um, how are the kids taking it?

977
01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:34,361
Oh, they're fine. Eric went to school.

978
01:08:34,445 --> 01:08:36,196
Brian stayed home. He's upstairs...

979
01:08:38,032 --> 01:08:40,326
sawing the legs off all the beds.

980
01:08:42,620 --> 01:08:47,666
Okay, so, I guess each kid
just has his own way of dealing with it.

981
01:08:49,543 --> 01:08:51,837
Beats being an axe murderer in 10 years.

982
01:08:54,048 --> 01:08:55,966
Yeah.

983
01:08:58,010 --> 01:09:01,138
Just give me a second. I can-- I'll--

984
01:09:01,221 --> 01:09:04,016
We almost had him.

985
01:09:04,099 --> 01:09:05,476
He was becoming one of us!

986
01:09:07,686 --> 01:09:09,480
He knows our secrets, Maurice.

987
01:09:09,563 --> 01:09:11,231
He's harmless. I'll tell ya--

988
01:09:11,315 --> 01:09:14,068
You know what? Let's leave him alone.
We'll just leave him alone and--

989
01:09:14,151 --> 01:09:15,402
You just don't get it, Maurice.

990
01:09:15,486 --> 01:09:20,157
Sometimes Boy gets a little lonely.
He wanted to play with him.

991
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:22,159
Why doesn't he just play with himself?

992
01:09:22,242 --> 01:09:24,620
"Why doesn't Boy
play with himself"?

993
01:09:24,703 --> 01:09:27,081
Yeah.

994
01:09:27,164 --> 01:09:29,124
- Come here.
- No, don't get me upset, Snik.

995
01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:31,043
You know what happens when I get upset.

996
01:09:31,126 --> 01:09:33,045
You know what happens
when I get upset.

997
01:09:33,128 --> 01:09:34,588
That's it, I'm upset.

998
01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:40,469
What the hell is that?

999
01:09:40,552 --> 01:09:42,429
I don't know. That's what happens
when I get upset.

1000
01:09:47,518 --> 01:09:49,436
- You know something?
- What? No.

1001
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:53,273
I don't like you, Maurice.
You're always trying to be so funny.

1002
01:09:53,357 --> 01:09:55,442
- Well, I got a little riddle for you.
- Okay.

1003
01:09:55,526 --> 01:10:00,114
What happens when Boy
doesn't get what he wants?

1004
01:10:00,197 --> 01:10:02,449
I don't know. I have a hunch.

1005
01:10:02,533 --> 01:10:04,284
Hunch?

1006
01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:06,245
Is that my hunch
you're talking about, Maurice?

1007
01:10:06,328 --> 01:10:08,038
Oh, no, no, no. I take it back.

1008
01:10:08,122 --> 01:10:10,416
- Back? Hunchback?!
- No!

1009
01:10:10,499 --> 01:10:13,293
You bring a kid in here,
you tell him our secrets?

1010
01:10:13,377 --> 01:10:15,337
My horn!

1011
01:10:15,421 --> 01:10:17,339
If you can't get him, I will.

1012
01:10:52,374 --> 01:10:54,668
Mom!

1013
01:10:54,752 --> 01:10:56,754
??

1014
01:11:01,592 --> 01:11:04,386
Brian. Wake up, wake up.

1015
01:11:04,470 --> 01:11:06,680
Eric's gone. Have you seen him?
Do you know where he went?

1016
01:11:06,764 --> 01:11:08,682
Gone? He's gone?

1017
01:11:08,766 --> 01:11:11,143
Look, Brian, if you know anything,
tell me right now.

1018
01:11:11,226 --> 01:11:13,145
- He's not in his room?
- No.

1019
01:11:13,228 --> 01:11:14,813
Do you think he went to see Daddy?

1020
01:11:14,897 --> 01:11:16,565
- He wouldn't do that, would he?
- No.

1021
01:11:17,941 --> 01:11:19,276
Todd's house. Maybe he's there.

1022
01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:25,115
??

1023
01:11:53,977 --> 01:11:56,855
Come on, toad, be awake.

1024
01:12:00,317 --> 01:12:01,485
All right.

1025
01:12:01,568 --> 01:12:03,403
Go away!

1026
01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:07,407
Toad, come on! I need you and every spare
flashlight you have in the house now!

1027
01:12:07,491 --> 01:12:10,244
Leave me alone, Brian.
You're one of them.

1028
01:12:10,327 --> 01:12:13,580
Todd, listen to me.
They have Eric!

1029
01:12:18,293 --> 01:12:21,755
- Who has Eric?
- The monsters. They kidnapped him.

1030
01:12:21,839 --> 01:12:24,216
Kidnapped him? Which monsters?

1031
01:12:24,299 --> 01:12:25,884
The little monsters!

1032
01:12:47,948 --> 01:12:51,326
- Hi, Kiersten.
- Brian, what's wrong?

1033
01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:53,287
I know you're not gonna believe it,

1034
01:12:53,370 --> 01:12:55,747
but I need some help
on my science project.

1035
01:12:55,831 --> 01:12:58,166
Is this some sort of prank?

1036
01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,628
No, I'm serious. Look, I need your key
to get into the supply room.

1037
01:13:01,712 --> 01:13:04,923
It's an emergency.
I need some lights.

1038
01:13:05,007 --> 01:13:07,551
Do you expect m e to believe that?

1039
01:13:07,634 --> 01:13:10,053
It defies every rule known
to the scientific mind.

1040
01:13:10,137 --> 01:13:12,222
Oh, so you don't believe me?
Well, watch this.

1041
01:13:18,645 --> 01:13:20,397
Holy shit!

1042
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:22,399
Amazing!

1043
01:14:06,610 --> 01:14:08,278
Okay, let's hope this works.

1044
01:14:08,362 --> 01:14:12,366
Oh, man! That'll get 'em.
That's like a howitzer or something.

1045
01:14:12,449 --> 01:14:14,576
You must know a lot
about electricity to do that.

1046
01:14:14,660 --> 01:14:16,745
How come you get Fs in science?

1047
01:14:16,828 --> 01:14:19,373
- Let's go.
- Yeah.

1048
01:14:27,839 --> 01:14:29,257
What are you doing?

1049
01:14:29,341 --> 01:14:32,678
- I'm setting my alarm for sunrise.
- What the heck for?

1050
01:14:32,761 --> 01:14:35,764
All right, when this goes off,
we have three to five minutes.

1051
01:14:35,847 --> 01:14:40,560
If we're not up before the sun clears
the horizon, we turn into monsters.

1052
01:14:41,561 --> 01:14:43,397
- Monsters.
- Monsters?

1053
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:45,607
You mean there's a chance
we might not make it?

1054
01:14:45,691 --> 01:14:48,485
Well, yeah, of course there's a chance.

1055
01:14:48,568 --> 01:14:51,863
I know where Eric is, but I'm not leaving
until I have thim.

1056
01:14:51,947 --> 01:14:53,699
Are you still in? You don't have to.

1057
01:14:53,782 --> 01:14:56,243
I'm in. Eric's my best friend.

1058
01:14:56,326 --> 01:14:58,328
- Come on, let's go.
- Wait a minute.

1059
01:14:58,412 --> 01:15:00,580
Where are you going?
You're not leaving without me.

1060
01:15:00,664 --> 01:15:02,833
In the name of science, I'm going.

1061
01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:06,086
Okay. Let's do it.

1062
01:15:08,422 --> 01:15:09,840
You can't get through without me.

1063
01:15:09,923 --> 01:15:12,259
Hold on. Ready?

1064
01:15:12,342 --> 01:15:14,511
I'm ready.

1065
01:15:14,594 --> 01:15:16,596
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

1066
01:15:22,102 --> 01:15:24,604
- It's a parallel dimension.
- Wow.

1067
01:15:28,608 --> 01:15:29,943
- Gimme that!
- My knapsack!

1068
01:15:36,825 --> 01:15:38,744
Light!

1069
01:15:38,827 --> 01:15:41,371
Light! Light!

1070
01:15:43,123 --> 01:15:44,374
No!

1071
01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:47,461
Light! Light!

1072
01:15:52,382 --> 01:15:54,384
??

1073
01:15:55,552 --> 01:15:57,054
This way.

1074
01:16:18,450 --> 01:16:20,535
That's the master staircase.

1075
01:16:20,619 --> 01:16:23,080
It goes up to Boy's room.

1076
01:16:23,163 --> 01:16:26,708
- Who's Boy?
- The guy who runs this place.

1077
01:16:27,918 --> 01:16:30,754
Stick with me. I know the way.

1078
01:16:36,593 --> 01:16:38,595
??

1079
01:16:50,732 --> 01:16:53,944
Careful. It's a long way down.

1080
01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:50,792
Brian Stevenson.

1081
01:17:50,876 --> 01:17:53,170
The real boy wonder.

1082
01:17:53,253 --> 01:17:55,547
What a pleasure it is
to finally make your acquaintance.

1083
01:17:55,630 --> 01:17:57,382
Where's Eric?

1084
01:17:57,465 --> 01:18:01,011
And you brought some little playmates
along with you. How nice!

1085
01:18:01,094 --> 01:18:05,307
Are they as tactful and fleet-footed
as yourself? I daresay they don't look it.

1086
01:18:05,390 --> 01:18:07,726
I want my brother!

1087
01:18:08,935 --> 01:18:11,688
Now, Brian...

1088
01:18:11,771 --> 01:18:14,524
what sort of a greeting is that?

1089
01:18:14,608 --> 01:18:17,068
After all, we are so much alike.

1090
01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:24,117
If you stay,
you'll be the one in charge of yourself.

1091
01:18:25,118 --> 01:18:28,413
Perhaps this whole world... in time.

1092
01:18:29,915 --> 01:18:33,543
You'll be the one with the power,
the authority.

1093
01:18:33,627 --> 01:18:36,922
Not your parents, not your teachers.

1094
01:18:38,256 --> 01:18:39,883
You.

1095
01:18:43,845 --> 01:18:46,806
Now, Brian...

1096
01:18:46,890 --> 01:18:48,767
isn't that what you want?

1097
01:18:52,938 --> 01:18:56,233
I want Eric now!

1098
01:18:57,901 --> 01:19:00,111
Brian...

1099
01:19:00,195 --> 01:19:02,030
why such cruelty?

1100
01:19:06,701 --> 01:19:12,249
You're a very unique individual, Brian.

1101
01:19:14,084 --> 01:19:18,171
Your feat's unprecedented here.

1102
01:19:18,255 --> 01:19:23,718
Why, I can scarcely remember the last time
one of our little breed had been trapped,

1103
01:19:23,802 --> 01:19:26,972
not once but numerous times.

1104
01:19:27,055 --> 01:19:30,475
Enough wind, loafer breath!
Hand over the kid!

1105
01:19:30,558 --> 01:19:32,102
Where is he? Let's see him!

1106
01:19:33,687 --> 01:19:34,980
Very well.

1107
01:19:37,732 --> 01:19:41,820
Let's have the contestants
take a look behind curtain number one.

1108
01:19:49,244 --> 01:19:51,079
Brian?

1109
01:19:52,872 --> 01:19:53,873
Brian.

1110
01:20:00,797 --> 01:20:03,842
Let's make a deal.

1111
01:20:03,925 --> 01:20:07,679
It's your wits and grace that I desire,

1112
01:20:07,762 --> 01:20:10,640
not those of your pugnacious chum

1113
01:20:10,724 --> 01:20:13,935
or even your silly,
mute little girlfriend.

1114
01:20:14,019 --> 01:20:18,857
I'll let them all go, and your brother...

1115
01:20:20,817 --> 01:20:23,236
if you'll stay...

1116
01:20:24,779 --> 01:20:26,031
and be my pal.

1117
01:20:27,032 --> 01:20:28,366
No deals.

1118
01:20:30,452 --> 01:20:31,870
Very well.

1119
01:20:35,332 --> 01:20:37,334
Eric!

1120
01:20:40,670 --> 01:20:42,005
Let him go now!

1121
01:20:42,088 --> 01:20:44,049
I'll give you 10 seconds.

1122
01:20:44,132 --> 01:20:47,802
Ten, nine, eight...

1123
01:20:49,512 --> 01:20:51,723
Be sensible, Brian.

1124
01:20:51,806 --> 01:20:55,310
Why lose five lives
when you can gain four?

1125
01:20:55,393 --> 01:20:58,730
In an hour, you and your chums will all be
monsters and then we can all play.

1126
01:20:58,813 --> 01:21:02,233
- ...seven, six...
- Brian?

1127
01:21:02,317 --> 01:21:04,986
...five, four...

1128
01:21:05,070 --> 01:21:07,447
Hi-ya!

1129
01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:09,240
Let's blow 'em away, Brian!

1130
01:21:09,324 --> 01:21:11,034
...three-- let Eric go--

1131
01:21:11,117 --> 01:21:13,912
two, one!

1132
01:21:21,169 --> 01:21:23,171
??

1133
01:21:59,290 --> 01:22:01,918
Hi, are you looking for your brother?

1134
01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:04,796
Well, we've got him!

1135
01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:09,050
No!

1136
01:22:09,134 --> 01:22:12,554
I had hoped we could be friends, Brian.

1137
01:22:12,637 --> 01:22:15,974
But evidently you don't play fair.

1138
01:22:16,057 --> 01:22:19,978
- Boy, I haven't even begun to play.
- Let go!

1139
01:22:20,061 --> 01:22:24,274
Snik, show Brian to his room.

1140
01:22:24,357 --> 01:22:27,318
What? No!

1141
01:22:31,197 --> 01:22:33,491
Bye-bye, Brian!

1142
01:22:50,925 --> 01:22:53,761
Brian, it's you.

1143
01:22:53,845 --> 01:22:55,472
Todd, is Eric here?

1144
01:22:56,848 --> 01:22:59,350
- Nope.
- Kiersten.

1145
01:23:11,362 --> 01:23:12,572
Ow.

1146
01:23:15,366 --> 01:23:17,911
Maurice, what happened?

1147
01:23:17,994 --> 01:23:20,246
What happened? What happened?

1148
01:23:20,330 --> 01:23:24,501
Two inches lower and this bonehead
would be talking to my lawyer, buddy boy.

1149
01:23:24,584 --> 01:23:26,211
You know him? He's a monster.

1150
01:23:26,294 --> 01:23:28,546
Yeah. Todd, Kiersten, this is Maurice.

1151
01:23:28,630 --> 01:23:30,340
- Hi, pleasure to meet you.
- A monster?

1152
01:23:30,423 --> 01:23:34,511
I have an idea. We can generate light
by wiring pencils to the phone.

1153
01:23:34,594 --> 01:23:37,055
Yo, babe, light from pencils?

1154
01:23:37,138 --> 01:23:39,557
And I'm the Pope.

1155
01:23:41,142 --> 01:23:43,394
Just like a carbon lamp
from a projector.

1156
01:23:46,898 --> 01:23:49,192
- Done.
- Todd, you crank.

1157
01:23:49,275 --> 01:23:51,027
Brian, you hold the pencils,

1158
01:23:51,110 --> 01:23:53,071
and I'll slide the dirty laundry
under the door.

1159
01:23:54,614 --> 01:23:56,616
??

1160
01:23:58,159 --> 01:24:01,287
- Good idea.
- Faster, Todd.

1161
01:24:01,371 --> 01:24:06,000
- Go, toad, go! Go, toad, go!
- Faster!

1162
01:24:07,627 --> 01:24:10,547
- Faster!
- I'm tryin'!

1163
01:24:10,630 --> 01:24:11,923
- If at first...
- Come on!

1164
01:24:12,006 --> 01:24:15,009
...you don't succeed, try,

1165
01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:17,595
try-- alive!

1166
01:24:38,533 --> 01:24:40,159
Okay, now, open the door.

1167
01:24:43,162 --> 01:24:46,541
Okay, Maurice, let us out.

1168
01:24:46,624 --> 01:24:50,253
Any of you freaks know how
to pick a combination lock?

1169
01:24:54,716 --> 01:24:57,302
Just jokin'.

1170
01:24:57,385 --> 01:24:59,387
What are you doing lying around?
We got work to do, bud.

1171
01:25:00,513 --> 01:25:02,473
Where are you going?

1172
01:25:02,557 --> 01:25:04,309
To get some more firepower.

1173
01:25:04,392 --> 01:25:06,519
Well, you see--

1174
01:25:09,063 --> 01:25:10,481
Let's go.

1175
01:25:10,565 --> 01:25:12,567
??

1176
01:25:17,697 --> 01:25:19,991
All right, let's boogie.

1177
01:25:20,074 --> 01:25:22,452
Come on. Keep going, come on.

1178
01:25:25,705 --> 01:25:28,333
Oh, Ronnie.

1179
01:25:34,005 --> 01:25:35,590
Only the sunlamps.

1180
01:25:35,673 --> 01:25:37,175
Oh, this is good.

1181
01:25:38,593 --> 01:25:40,011
Oh, yeah. That's good.

1182
01:25:44,474 --> 01:25:45,558
Here we go!

1183
01:25:45,642 --> 01:25:47,644
??

1184
01:27:01,926 --> 01:27:03,428
Say good night, Boy!

1185
01:27:15,398 --> 01:27:18,192
Aw, shit!

1186
01:27:20,611 --> 01:27:22,613
??

1187
01:27:26,534 --> 01:27:29,078
The beep!

1188
01:27:29,162 --> 01:27:30,538
We gotta get outta here.

1189
01:27:30,621 --> 01:27:33,207
Eric's here somewhere, I know it.

1190
01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:34,751
Come on!

1191
01:27:34,834 --> 01:27:36,294
Good luck.

1192
01:27:36,377 --> 01:27:38,296
Oh.

1193
01:27:38,379 --> 01:27:41,424
Wait till I get my hand-- I'm gonna kick
your butt with this boot.

1194
01:27:41,507 --> 01:27:45,303
I gotta get it together.
I gotta get myself together.

1195
01:27:51,184 --> 01:27:53,186
??

1196
01:27:55,813 --> 01:27:57,732
Take the room. You guys take the box.

1197
01:27:57,815 --> 01:27:59,317
- I got it.
- Right.

1198
01:28:01,277 --> 01:28:03,529
- Nope, nothing in there.
- Nothing?

1199
01:28:03,613 --> 01:28:07,366
Brian?
I'm here, Brian.

1200
01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:10,119
- Help us with this one, guys.
- Please.

1201
01:28:10,203 --> 01:28:12,455
It won't budge.

1202
01:28:12,538 --> 01:28:14,707
- Look, a crank, a crank.
- It won't budge.

1203
01:28:17,794 --> 01:28:19,253
Eric!

1204
01:28:19,337 --> 01:28:22,340
- Eric!
- All right, man.

1205
01:28:22,423 --> 01:28:25,468
- Come on, let's get outta here.
- Come on, let's get outta here.

1206
01:28:31,641 --> 01:28:33,351
Oh, shit!

1207
01:28:34,352 --> 01:28:36,646
How much time?

1208
01:28:38,147 --> 01:28:40,191
- Maybe a minute.
- Great.

1209
01:28:40,274 --> 01:28:42,985
- Coleman, you think you could take him?
- No way!

1210
01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:46,614
Looks like there's no way out!

1211
01:28:50,827 --> 01:28:52,161
Oops.

1212
01:28:53,162 --> 01:28:55,706
Who is that guy?

1213
01:29:00,962 --> 01:29:02,588
Hey, Snik.

1214
01:29:04,715 --> 01:29:06,884
How about a light, bud?

1215
01:29:12,974 --> 01:29:15,184
Come on, let's go home!

1216
01:29:22,733 --> 01:29:24,735
??

1217
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:49,760
Ding dong, the Snik is dead!

1218
01:29:49,844 --> 01:29:53,431
- Yeah!
- Snik is dead! Snik is dead!

1219
01:29:53,514 --> 01:29:55,099
Snik is dead!

1220
01:30:06,027 --> 01:30:08,821
Ow, ah.

1221
01:30:12,867 --> 01:30:14,785
Brian, Brian.

1222
01:30:16,412 --> 01:30:17,747
Wait.

1223
01:30:17,830 --> 01:30:20,499
- Let's go.
- Sit down.

1224
01:30:20,583 --> 01:30:24,253
- What?
- Brian. Sit down.

1225
01:30:25,838 --> 01:30:27,757
It's--

1226
01:30:31,052 --> 01:30:33,971
It's-- it's too late.

1227
01:30:35,556 --> 01:30:37,642
What's that supposed to mean?

1228
01:30:37,725 --> 01:30:40,728
It means we've dissected our last frog.

1229
01:30:40,811 --> 01:30:44,231
We're stuck. We're monsters.

1230
01:30:47,610 --> 01:30:49,528
Well, I can handle that.

1231
01:30:49,612 --> 01:30:50,947
Yeah.

1232
01:30:52,406 --> 01:30:54,116
Yeah, well, I can't.

1233
01:30:55,701 --> 01:30:58,245
Come on, follow me.

1234
01:30:58,329 --> 01:31:00,498
Whoa, where you going, bud?

1235
01:31:00,581 --> 01:31:02,959
- West!
- Hey, Brian, wait up!

1236
01:31:03,042 --> 01:31:04,627
- Yeah, Brian.
- Brian.

1237
01:31:04,710 --> 01:31:06,504
Hey, Brian, wait up!

1238
01:31:06,587 --> 01:31:08,589
??

1239
01:31:11,550 --> 01:31:13,386
- Come on!
- I'm coming!

1240
01:31:28,526 --> 01:31:30,528
??

1241
01:31:34,573 --> 01:31:36,367
Whoa, whoa.

1242
01:31:36,450 --> 01:31:37,994
Sun's up in St. Louis, bud.

1243
01:31:40,538 --> 01:31:43,499
Phoenix! Phoenix! Where's Phoenix?

1244
01:31:43,582 --> 01:31:45,418
Huh, Phoenix? Thataway!

1245
01:31:45,501 --> 01:31:47,044
Thataway. Come on, kids.

1246
01:31:57,805 --> 01:31:59,807
??

1247
01:32:02,101 --> 01:32:03,853
Ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ooh.

1248
01:32:03,936 --> 01:32:06,605
Whoa, hey, Bob. Guess the sun's up, huh?

1249
01:32:06,689 --> 01:32:07,940
I got it. It's really smoking.

1250
01:32:08,024 --> 01:32:10,818
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Try California!

1251
01:32:45,478 --> 01:32:47,354
All right!

1252
01:32:47,438 --> 01:32:49,523
Come on, kids! You're going home!

1253
01:32:49,607 --> 01:32:51,609
- All right!
- We're coming!

1254
01:32:51,692 --> 01:32:53,903
- Yeah.
- Here we go. Goin' home.

1255
01:32:53,986 --> 01:32:55,780
Going up. Yeah.

1256
01:33:00,034 --> 01:33:01,911
Wow.

1257
01:33:01,994 --> 01:33:03,454
- We're going home.
- You're going home.

1258
01:33:03,537 --> 01:33:04,914
Whoo!

1259
01:33:10,002 --> 01:33:13,130
- Come on.
- We're going home, guys.

1260
01:33:21,222 --> 01:33:26,018
- Come on.
- Radical, man.

1261
01:33:31,899 --> 01:33:33,651
Come on, yeah.

1262
01:33:36,028 --> 01:33:38,531
Come on, Ronnie.

1263
01:33:41,534 --> 01:33:44,120
Oh, pardon me, sir.

1264
01:33:47,206 --> 01:33:48,541
Well...

1265
01:33:51,043 --> 01:33:52,586
you're next.

1266
01:33:56,590 --> 01:33:58,717
Kinda wish I could stay.

1267
01:34:00,177 --> 01:34:02,179
You'd be a hero down here.

1268
01:34:02,263 --> 01:34:05,975
Maurice, my arm-- I mean, it turned
to clothes last night.

1269
01:34:06,976 --> 01:34:09,186
Don't worry about that.
You'll sleep that off.

1270
01:34:09,270 --> 01:34:11,856
Nothing's permanent
unless you get trapped down here, bud.

1271
01:34:13,149 --> 01:34:16,944
But I suppose you gotta get up there

1272
01:34:17,027 --> 01:34:18,571
'cause you're gonna
get married pretty soon.

1273
01:34:19,572 --> 01:34:21,615
Married? To who?

1274
01:34:22,616 --> 01:34:24,869
Well, to Lightbulb, Red.

1275
01:34:25,953 --> 01:34:28,038
Oh, Kiersten? No.

1276
01:34:29,248 --> 01:34:30,416
Just friends.

1277
01:34:31,584 --> 01:34:32,918
Friends.

1278
01:34:33,919 --> 01:34:35,713
Yeah.

1279
01:34:35,796 --> 01:34:36,922
Well...

1280
01:34:38,299 --> 01:34:40,342
I guess that's what it's all about, huh?

1281
01:34:41,343 --> 01:34:44,054
Yeah. I guess.

1282
01:34:46,098 --> 01:34:49,476
- You know what?
- What?

1283
01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:51,228
You're the best friend I've ever had.

1284
01:34:53,981 --> 01:34:55,733
Well...

1285
01:34:57,276 --> 01:34:59,612
you're the ugliest friend I ever had.

1286
01:35:00,821 --> 01:35:02,823
But you belong up there. Come on.

1287
01:35:02,907 --> 01:35:04,950
I'm gonna miss you, Maurice.

1288
01:35:06,076 --> 01:35:06,952
I really am.

1289
01:35:07,036 --> 01:35:09,788
Let's go, Brian.
The sun's coming up.

1290
01:35:09,872 --> 01:35:12,499
There's no way I'm running to Hawaii.

1291
01:35:15,669 --> 01:35:18,756
Hang on. Hang on.

1292
01:35:24,094 --> 01:35:27,223
- Oh, no, Maurice.
- Ah, just relax.

1293
01:35:28,599 --> 01:35:30,601
I can get another one.

1294
01:35:31,936 --> 01:35:34,104
How else are you gonna
remember me, anyway?

1295
01:35:34,188 --> 01:35:36,941
Come on, Brian. Let's go.

1296
01:35:43,906 --> 01:35:46,158
Bye, Maurice.

1297
01:35:57,461 --> 01:35:59,463
??

1298
01:36:06,887 --> 01:36:11,183
Remember, where there's a bed,
there's a way.

1299
01:36:13,894 --> 01:36:15,312
Come on, buddy.

1300
01:36:24,697 --> 01:36:27,574
Yeah!

1301
01:36:30,911 --> 01:36:32,705
Come on, let's go!

1302
01:36:32,788 --> 01:36:34,832
??

1303
01:36:50,014 --> 01:36:51,640
- Come on!
- Come on, Brian!

1304
01:36:57,396 --> 01:36:58,564
Let's go.

1305
01:37:04,862 --> 01:37:06,613
Yeah!

1306
01:37:08,782 --> 01:37:10,784
Yeah!

1307
01:37:28,469 --> 01:37:31,138
- Hello?
- Mom, I've got Eric.

1308
01:37:31,221 --> 01:37:33,057
- Oh, it's Brian.
- It's Brian.

1309
01:37:33,140 --> 01:37:34,767
- He found Eric.
- Are they all right?

1310
01:37:34,850 --> 01:37:36,352
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, we're fine.

1311
01:37:36,435 --> 01:37:38,228
- Oh, they're all right.
- Thank God.

1312
01:37:38,312 --> 01:37:40,647
- Hey, tell 'em I'm here.
- Look, Dad's here.

1313
01:37:40,731 --> 01:37:42,524
Stay right where you are.
We'll come and pick you up.

1314
01:37:42,608 --> 01:37:44,234
- Where are they?
- Where are you?

1315
01:37:44,318 --> 01:37:46,779
- Malibu.
- They're in Malibu.

1316
01:37:46,862 --> 01:37:48,197
- Malibu?
- Massachusetts?

1317
01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:49,948
- Where the hell's that?
- Where the hell is that?

1318
01:37:50,032 --> 01:37:53,410
- California.
- California.

1319
01:37:53,494 --> 01:37:55,245
California? How the hell'd they get there?

1320
01:37:55,329 --> 01:37:56,663
What on earth are you doing there?

1321
01:37:56,747 --> 01:38:00,834
Um, it's kind of a long story.

1322
01:38:05,172 --> 01:38:09,385
? Takin' that ride to nowhere?

1323
01:38:09,468 --> 01:38:11,595
? We'll take that ride?

1324
01:38:13,847 --> 01:38:18,435
? Maybe you wonder where you are?

1325
01:38:18,519 --> 01:38:20,312
? I don't care?

1326
01:38:22,356 --> 01:38:27,194
? Here is where time is on our side?

1327
01:38:27,277 --> 01:38:30,823
? Take you there, take you there?

1328
01:38:40,165 --> 01:38:43,961
? We're on a road to nowhere?

1329
01:38:44,044 --> 01:38:45,671
? Hah, hah?

1330
01:38:49,007 --> 01:38:52,261
? We're on a road to nowhere?

1331
01:38:52,344 --> 01:38:54,471
? Hah, hah?

1332
01:38:57,808 --> 01:39:01,270
? We're on a road to nowhere?

1333
01:39:01,353 --> 01:39:03,272
? Hah, hah?

1334
01:39:04,982 --> 01:39:06,900
? There's a city in my mind?

1335
01:39:06,984 --> 01:39:08,861
? Come along and take that ride?

1336
01:39:08,944 --> 01:39:12,406
? It's all right, baby, it's all right?

1337
01:39:13,407 --> 01:39:15,325
? And it's very far away?

1338
01:39:15,409 --> 01:39:17,828
? But it's growing day by day?

1339
01:39:17,911 --> 01:39:21,081
? It's all right, baby, it's all right?

1340
01:39:22,082 --> 01:39:24,168
? Would you like to come along?

1341
01:39:24,251 --> 01:39:26,295
? You can help me sing this song?

1342
01:39:26,378 --> 01:39:30,007
? It's all right, baby, it's all right?

1343
01:39:31,008 --> 01:39:32,968
? They can tell you what to do?

1344
01:39:33,051 --> 01:39:35,053
? But they'll make a fool of you?

1345
01:39:35,137 --> 01:39:39,475
? And it's all right, baby,
it's all right?

1346
01:39:39,558 --> 01:39:41,810
? There's a city in my mind?

1347
01:39:41,894 --> 01:39:43,979
? Come along and take that ride?

1348
01:39:44,062 --> 01:39:47,274
? It's all right, baby, it's all right?

1349
01:39:48,275 --> 01:39:50,360
? And it's very far away?

1350
01:39:50,444 --> 01:39:52,779
? But it's growing day by day?

1351
01:39:52,863 --> 01:39:56,116
? It's all right, baby, it's all right?

1352
01:39:57,117 --> 01:39:59,036
? Would you like to come along?

1353
01:39:59,119 --> 01:40:01,121
? You can help me sing this song?

1354
01:40:01,205 --> 01:40:05,501
? And it's all right, baby,
it's all right?

1355
01:40:05,584 --> 01:40:07,503
? They can tell you what to do?

1356
01:40:07,586 --> 01:40:09,880
? But they'll make a fool of you?

1357
01:40:09,963 --> 01:40:14,885
? And it's all right, baby,
it's all right?

1358
01:40:15,969 --> 01:40:19,890
? We're on a road to nowhere?

1359
01:40:19,973 --> 01:40:21,475
? Hey?

1360
01:40:24,478 --> 01:40:28,315
? We're on a road to nowhere?

1361
01:40:28,398 --> 01:40:29,775
? Hey?

1362
01:40:33,237 --> 01:40:37,115
? We're on a road to nowhere?

1363
01:40:37,199 --> 01:40:38,951
? Hey, yeah?

1364
01:40:41,995 --> 01:40:45,666
? We're on a road to nowhere?