1 00:00:02,033 --> 00:00:03,000 No, I didn't say that. 2 00:00:03,033 --> 00:00:04,634 Henry, you sent us 15 pounds of flounder. 3 00:00:04,667 --> 00:00:05,767 No, I didn't say that. 4 00:00:05,801 --> 00:00:08,133 No, I keep telling you, this is a bar and grill. 5 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:09,400 I don't see your girlfriend going out 6 00:00:09,434 --> 00:00:10,767 with anyone but yourself. 7 00:00:10,801 --> 00:00:12,434 We only serve steak, chicken, chicken, steak, that's it. 8 00:00:12,467 --> 00:00:13,934 There's a big difference there. No. No, I keep telling you. 9 00:00:13,968 --> 00:00:15,667 I didn't say no one would go out with your girlfriend. 10 00:00:15,701 --> 00:00:18,534 What I said was, I can't see your girlfriend going out with anyone but you. 11 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:22,400 It does not taste like chicken. Look, I may be blind 12 00:00:22,434 --> 00:00:24,701 but I'm not stupid. Can you hold on a sec? 13 00:00:24,734 --> 00:00:27,701 A famous 1924 campaign slogan was "Keep cool with this man. " 14 00:00:27,734 --> 00:00:29,467 Herbert Hoover. Calvin Coolidge. 15 00:00:29,501 --> 00:00:31,033 Rita. Who is Calvin Coolidge? Yes. 16 00:00:31,067 --> 00:00:32,267 Hail to the Chief for $800, please. 17 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,634 Show off. Answer: Daily Double. 18 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:34,868 Not, no, not your girlfriend, Jimmy. 19 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:36,200 Great. No problem. 20 00:00:36,234 --> 00:00:37,767 You wouldn't believe my day, I'll tell you. 21 00:00:37,801 --> 00:00:39,834 Sewer exploding at 12:00, then I gotta run over, 22 00:00:39,868 --> 00:00:42,367 and I gotta stop a monkey from freezing to death. Can you believe that? 23 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,701 3:00 today. No, today. It's gotta be today. 24 00:00:43,734 --> 00:00:45,200 Why would I think your girlfriend is a show-off? 25 00:00:45,234 --> 00:00:46,767 There's nothing I can do with it. 26 00:00:46,801 --> 00:00:48,300 I got a monkey that's a mascot. 27 00:00:48,334 --> 00:00:49,467 It's stinking up my freezer, Henry. 28 00:00:49,501 --> 00:00:50,868 Kid leaves the door open in the cage. 29 00:00:50,901 --> 00:00:52,167 It's gotta go. It's gotta go. 30 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,868 All these other little kids screaming and hollering 31 00:00:53,901 --> 00:00:55,601 about the misfortune of Mikey the Monkey. 32 00:00:55,634 --> 00:00:59,234 He was the last of three men to serve as president in 1881. 33 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:00,434 Millard Fillmore. Chester Arthur. 34 00:01:00,467 --> 00:01:01,634 Who is Chester Arthur? 35 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:02,934 You are correct. After Garfield. 36 00:01:02,968 --> 00:01:04,033 How did she do that? 37 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:05,767 Okay. "Actors and Actresses" for $200. 38 00:01:05,801 --> 00:01:07,067 No, get it out of here. 39 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,400 It was nice talking to you. 40 00:01:08,434 --> 00:01:10,367 Put it in the Dumpster. Why are you so concerned 41 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,634 about what I think about Gina? I don't go out with her. 42 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:13,634 I'm trying to work with you. 43 00:01:13,667 --> 00:01:14,567 I'm sticking it in the Dumpster. 44 00:01:17,234 --> 00:01:20,601 Saving the world: 45 00:01:20,634 --> 00:01:24,701 It's not always as glamorous as it sounds. 46 00:01:28,234 --> 00:01:30,467 Some days you're running through burning buildings, 47 00:01:30,501 --> 00:01:31,634 saving lives. 48 00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:38,901 Other days, you're searching the city for a lost monkey. 49 00:01:42,501 --> 00:01:44,200 Some mornings, you wonder why you even bothered 50 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:45,968 to get out of bed. 51 00:01:50,467 --> 00:01:53,734 So, how do you save the world? 52 00:01:53,767 --> 00:01:56,234 I guess you try not to think too much 53 00:01:56,267 --> 00:02:00,701 and just do it one monkey at a time. 54 00:02:28,367 --> 00:02:31,767 Mikey? Mikey? 55 00:02:36,534 --> 00:02:37,667 Here, monkey, monkey, monkey. 56 00:02:44,701 --> 00:02:47,167 For Pete's sake. 57 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,667 The things I gotta do. I gotta chase a monkey around town. 58 00:02:53,701 --> 00:02:55,300 Hey, monkey! 59 00:02:59,868 --> 00:03:05,033 Mikey? I'm talking to you, Mikey. 60 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:07,868 All right, I hear you. 61 00:03:09,067 --> 00:03:11,400 Hold on, I'm coming. 62 00:03:11,434 --> 00:03:12,968 Okay, where'd you go? 63 00:03:16,334 --> 00:03:18,100 Is that you out on that catwalk, buddy? 64 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:23,868 Hey, come on. Don't make me come out there. 65 00:03:23,901 --> 00:03:24,934 Mikey? 66 00:03:37,901 --> 00:03:39,033 Oh! 67 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:41,834 Somebody help! Mikey! 68 00:03:41,868 --> 00:03:45,567 Anyone! I could use a little help here! 69 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:49,667 What if you knew, beyond a doubt, 70 00:03:49,701 --> 00:03:51,901 what was going to happen tomorrow? 71 00:03:51,934 --> 00:03:53,434 What would you do? 72 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,601 There's no easy answer 73 00:03:55,634 --> 00:03:58,734 for a guy who gets tomorrow's news today. 74 00:04:05,334 --> 00:04:06,400 * 75 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,234 Hmm, 76 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:54,000 that's interesting. 77 00:04:54,033 --> 00:04:57,200 It says here they're gonna close the Food World down the street. 78 00:04:57,234 --> 00:04:58,767 Mm-hmm. 79 00:04:58,801 --> 00:05:02,100 Um, they're opening one of those 80 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:03,901 Bargain Barn superstores. 81 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:05,000 Mm... 82 00:05:05,033 --> 00:05:07,934 It says here it should open next March. 83 00:05:07,968 --> 00:05:10,100 Hon? 84 00:05:10,133 --> 00:05:11,767 Hmm? 85 00:05:11,801 --> 00:05:15,300 I've already read the paper. 86 00:05:15,334 --> 00:05:17,234 Oh. 87 00:05:17,267 --> 00:05:21,801 Well, you just have to say so. 88 00:05:21,834 --> 00:05:23,801 I just did. 89 00:05:54,634 --> 00:05:56,968 Huh? 90 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,033 Weird. It's Gary's paper. 91 00:06:03,968 --> 00:06:05,868 Do you have any idea what time it is? 92 00:06:05,901 --> 00:06:07,701 Yeah, it's about two minutes after the last time 93 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,133 you asked me, which makes it, what? 94 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:10,467 8:47. 95 00:06:10,501 --> 00:06:12,501 Mm-hmm. Look, Chuck, 96 00:06:12,534 --> 00:06:13,801 I know you're worried, but Gary's... 97 00:06:13,834 --> 00:06:14,934 Worried? I am not worried. 98 00:06:14,968 --> 00:06:16,000 I am annoyed. 99 00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:17,367 Annoyed? 100 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,234 Yeah. We are running a business here, okay? 101 00:06:19,267 --> 00:06:21,133 I have things to discuss with Gary; 102 00:06:21,167 --> 00:06:22,868 business things. 103 00:06:22,901 --> 00:06:24,868 And I think it's a little careless of him 104 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:26,901 not to at least leave a note, you know? 105 00:06:26,934 --> 00:06:28,634 "Back in ten minutes. Back next week. 106 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:29,634 "Back next year. 107 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:31,234 I am never coming back". Whatever. 108 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:33,200 Mm-hmm. You're worried. I am not... 109 00:06:36,501 --> 00:06:37,467 Gary? 110 00:06:37,501 --> 00:06:39,167 Chucko, is that you? 111 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,400 Who is this? 112 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:43,634 Bernie. Bernie Hobson. 113 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:45,934 Bernie? Bernie, I can barely hear you. 114 00:06:45,968 --> 00:06:47,767 Gotta keep my voice down. 115 00:06:47,801 --> 00:06:50,200 These walls have ears. 116 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:02,133 Uh, nothing. Nothing at all. 117 00:07:02,167 --> 00:07:05,934 Don't give me "nothing". Where's Gary? 118 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:08,868 He's... out. 119 00:07:08,901 --> 00:07:10,701 That's what I was afraid of. 120 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,634 I got the paper! 121 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:13,667 You what? 122 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:14,734 That's right, the paper, 123 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,968 the furball, the whole nine yards, 124 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,033 right here on my front porch. 125 00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:21,000 Bernie got his paper. 126 00:07:22,334 --> 00:07:24,300 Are you sure it's tomorrow's? 127 00:07:24,334 --> 00:07:25,367 Of course I'm sure. 128 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,901 It's right here in black and white. 129 00:07:26,934 --> 00:07:28,434 Now where's Gary? 130 00:07:28,467 --> 00:07:30,634 We don't know. He didn't show up this morning. 131 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,434 He didn't call, he didn't write, nothing. 132 00:07:32,467 --> 00:07:34,434 All right, all right, keep your pants on. 133 00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:37,834 I got the grey ghost all gassed up and I'm on my way. 134 00:07:37,868 --> 00:07:40,734 I'll be there in 180 minutes. 135 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:43,868 170 if the bladder holds up. 136 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,701 We're going on a trip. 137 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:56,234 I can't believe he got the paper. 138 00:08:08,701 --> 00:08:09,868 Bernie? 139 00:08:09,901 --> 00:08:11,667 Sorry, hon. You need the potty? 140 00:08:11,701 --> 00:08:13,367 What are you doing? 141 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,400 You know, you gotta give it to these commies. 142 00:08:15,434 --> 00:08:17,601 They make a hell of a cigar. 143 00:08:17,634 --> 00:08:20,200 We've talked about this. 144 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:21,834 What's that? 145 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:24,033 Smoking in the house. 146 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:25,501 Are you kicking me out? 147 00:08:25,534 --> 00:08:26,901 What?! 148 00:08:26,934 --> 00:08:28,767 Are you giving me the boot? 149 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:29,801 I didn't. I just... 150 00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:31,133 All right, I get the message. 151 00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:33,033 You don't have to tell Bernie Hobson twice. 152 00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:34,667 Ten-four. 153 00:08:34,701 --> 00:08:36,300 Over and out. 154 00:08:36,334 --> 00:08:38,701 Bernie, what is the matter with you? 155 00:08:38,734 --> 00:08:40,300 You don't want me stinking up 156 00:08:40,334 --> 00:08:42,100 the house with my fumes, fine, But... 157 00:08:42,133 --> 00:08:45,501 You cannot unsay what's already been said. 158 00:08:45,534 --> 00:08:46,734 Where did that cat come from? 159 00:08:46,767 --> 00:08:48,133 Bye, Lois. 160 00:08:48,167 --> 00:08:50,234 Where are you going? 161 00:09:10,501 --> 00:09:13,200 So he came down to the bar before he left for the day, 162 00:09:13,234 --> 00:09:15,000 but he didn't tell you where he was going? 163 00:09:15,033 --> 00:09:16,267 You know, I- I don't remember. 164 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:19,133 I mean, Chuck was on the phone, I was on the phone. 165 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,634 Didn't you hear anything he said, Chuck? 166 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:23,601 I didn't even know he was there, okay? Brilliant. 167 00:09:23,634 --> 00:09:25,734 Heads up, sports fans! Bernie's back! 168 00:09:25,767 --> 00:09:26,734 Bernie! 169 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,300 Chucko! 170 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:29,901 What are you doing here? 150 miles? 171 00:09:29,934 --> 00:09:31,434 How'd you get here so fast? 172 00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:34,400 Good lane choices and proper metabolic management. 173 00:09:34,434 --> 00:09:35,400 Marissa. 174 00:09:35,434 --> 00:09:37,067 Hey, Bernie. 175 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:39,167 It's been too long, hmm. 176 00:09:40,801 --> 00:09:42,267 Have we met? 177 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:43,734 Briefly. 178 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,534 All right, enough idle chitchat. 179 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:46,701 We got a crisis here. 180 00:09:46,734 --> 00:09:47,801 Yeah. 181 00:09:47,834 --> 00:09:49,601 What am I missing? Somebody fill me in. 182 00:09:49,634 --> 00:09:51,133 That's all we know. 183 00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:53,467 And we haven't heard from him since yesterday. 184 00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:54,367 Strange. 185 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,467 Uh, may I, please? 186 00:09:55,501 --> 00:09:57,901 Hands off the paper! 187 00:09:57,934 --> 00:09:59,968 What did the cops say? 188 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,267 We didn't call the cops. 189 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,067 Well, why the hell not? Get me a phone. 190 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,067 Waste of time. 191 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,367 Excuse me? 192 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,767 The cops can't do anything 193 00:10:06,801 --> 00:10:08,400 till someone's been missing for 48 hours. 194 00:10:08,434 --> 00:10:10,701 And what are the facts here? 195 00:10:10,734 --> 00:10:13,234 We got a good-looking kid who didn't come home last night. 196 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:16,667 What I'm saying here is 197 00:10:16,701 --> 00:10:19,467 that it's not beyond the realm of human possibility 198 00:10:19,501 --> 00:10:22,133 that the young man is out having himself a good time. 199 00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:24,133 You-you mean Gary? 200 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,667 The man is a monk. 201 00:10:25,701 --> 00:10:28,534 Wait a minute. He's right. 202 00:10:28,567 --> 00:10:30,200 The kid's a chip off the old block. 203 00:10:30,234 --> 00:10:32,634 He's a Hobson. He's got my genes. He's got my glands. 204 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:33,968 I've been there myself. 205 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,801 But, um, Gary's so responsible. 206 00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:39,334 The man leaves a message if he goes to the john. 207 00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:41,934 It's obvious the kid is out racking up some RandRs 208 00:10:41,968 --> 00:10:43,701 and he's lost touch of time. 209 00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:50,133 Now, the paper has chosen me to pinch hit for him. 210 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:51,267 See this story? 211 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,267 "Suicide jumper leaps... " 212 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:56,000 Somebody out there needs me. 213 00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:57,167 Why you? 214 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,467 Why not me? Why don't I take the paper 215 00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:01,167 while you stay here and wait 216 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,167 for Gary to call? If anybody should 217 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:06,200 fill in for Gary, it should me moi, not toi. 218 00:11:06,234 --> 00:11:08,467 Chucko, the paper came to me. 219 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,767 I'm his best friend. 220 00:11:09,801 --> 00:11:11,334 I'm his old man! 221 00:11:11,367 --> 00:11:13,334 Okay, partners. 222 00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:14,334 Forget it. 223 00:11:14,367 --> 00:11:15,767 Come on, Bern. It'll be fun. 224 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:16,834 Just you and me, pal. 225 00:11:16,868 --> 00:11:18,501 Yeah, sure. You can wait in the car. 226 00:11:18,534 --> 00:11:19,467 Oh, boy. 227 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,801 Jerzy? 228 00:11:42,834 --> 00:11:45,467 Jerzy Carpathian? 229 00:11:45,501 --> 00:11:47,067 How do you know my name? 230 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,901 Don't do this. 231 00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:50,868 Who are you? 232 00:11:50,901 --> 00:11:52,634 Bernie. I'm your friend. 233 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:55,167 No! Don't come any closer! 234 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,200 Come closer, I jump. I swear, I do it! 235 00:11:57,234 --> 00:11:59,133 This is not the answer. 236 00:12:03,033 --> 00:12:05,334 That's it? 237 00:12:05,367 --> 00:12:06,767 That's all you got? 238 00:12:06,801 --> 00:12:09,767 You, you climb up onto ledge 239 00:12:09,801 --> 00:12:11,234 with suicidal man, 240 00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:13,667 and all you have to offer is, "This is not the answer"? 241 00:12:13,701 --> 00:12:15,200 Okay, okay. 242 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,033 How about, "Things aren't as bad as they look"? 243 00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:20,367 How do you know? 244 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,701 You don't know. 245 00:12:21,734 --> 00:12:23,901 For all you know, things are worse than they look! 246 00:12:23,934 --> 00:12:25,234 Ten times worse than they look! 247 00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:26,534 Then go ahead and jump! 248 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:29,167 Oh, no. 249 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,667 Who is he? 250 00:12:30,701 --> 00:12:32,634 His name is Chuck Fishman. 251 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,968 He's a major pain in the ass. 252 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,901 I thought I told you to stay downstairs. 253 00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:39,601 And miss this? Are you crazy? 254 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,200 Go on, do it. 255 00:12:41,234 --> 00:12:44,234 And do a... do a somersault on your way down. 256 00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:46,033 We'll even give you a score. 257 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:47,734 What the hell are you doing? 258 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,567 It's called tough love. 259 00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:52,634 I saw it in a Clint Eastwood movie. 260 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,133 This is my gig, Fishman. 261 00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:55,367 Now, butt out. 262 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,567 Just leave me alone. 263 00:12:59,601 --> 00:13:01,234 It's about a girl, isn't it? 264 00:13:01,267 --> 00:13:02,968 No. 265 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,634 She threw you out of the house. 266 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,133 Changed all the locks. 267 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:08,000 Told you she needed her space. 268 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,167 It's not girl. 269 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,300 It's, it... 270 00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:12,834 It's a guy? 271 00:13:12,868 --> 00:13:14,067 That's okay. 272 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,467 Chicago's a very open city. 273 00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:18,234 We all watch that show Ellen. 274 00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:21,501 I should have gone to bridge. 275 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,868 I thought the roof would be more private. 276 00:13:23,901 --> 00:13:25,801 Who comes to roof? 277 00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:27,434 Jerzy! Let's talk about this! 278 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:29,334 Bernie! 279 00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:44,133 And then, kaboom. Splat. 280 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,300 The two of 'em, liquefied all over the pavement. 281 00:13:46,334 --> 00:13:47,501 What? 282 00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:49,367 Yeah. Well, that's what would have happened, 283 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,934 if the rescue squad hadn't shown up 284 00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:52,200 with that giant air mattress. 285 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,934 I don't like this! 286 00:13:59,968 --> 00:14:02,133 You called them, didn't you? 287 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:03,567 Well, yeah, I did. 288 00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:06,067 I mean, I figured between you and Bernie, 289 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,167 that jumper didn't have a chance. 290 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,300 Where's Bernie, anyway? 291 00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:14,701 It's all right, people. It's all right. 292 00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:16,067 No need to panic. 293 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,567 Everything is under control. 294 00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:19,033 Get this man away from me! 295 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,734 This man is lunatic! 296 00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,234 He should be on medication! 297 00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:24,167 Nothing unusual here. 298 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,100 Just a concerned citizen looking out for his fellow man. All right, buddy... 299 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,167 You know what they say: It takes a village... 300 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,467 Uh-huh. Name, please? 301 00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:32,234 Bernie. Bernie Hobson. 302 00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:33,434 "H", as in hero, "O"... 303 00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:35,334 What were you doing on the roof, Mr. Hobson? 304 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:37,667 What do you mean, what was I doing on the roof? 305 00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,968 What did it look like I was doing on the roof? 306 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,367 To tell you the truth, looked like 307 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,667 you pushed that fella off the roof. 308 00:14:42,701 --> 00:14:44,300 Are you kidding me?! 309 00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:47,167 I saved that fellow's life! 310 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,868 Jerzy? 311 00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:50,734 Jerzy, tell this guy. 312 00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:52,400 I saved your life, right? 313 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,100 Crazy man! Stay away from me! 314 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,200 Crazy man! 315 00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:57,968 So he was arrested? 316 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,734 Why didn't you bail him out? 317 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:00,834 I tried. 318 00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:02,300 I went down to the station house. 319 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,767 I couldn't find him. 320 00:15:03,801 --> 00:15:06,133 He's deep in the bowels of the system. 321 00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:07,734 Basic intake. 322 00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:10,567 They give him a number, take his picture, 323 00:15:10,601 --> 00:15:13,167 take his prints, check him for priors, 324 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,300 de-louse him for head lice. 325 00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:17,300 Then you can bail him out. 326 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,100 Whole thing takes about eight hours. 327 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,634 Thank you for sharing. 328 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:24,701 Gary disappears, Bernie's arrested. 329 00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:25,834 What's next? 330 00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:33,801 Hi, little guy. 331 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:34,834 Are you lost? 332 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,234 Where did you come from? 333 00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:38,801 Make yourself at home. 334 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,634 Can anybody hear me?! 335 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,467 Somebody? 336 00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:55,634 Hello? 337 00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:59,701 Oh, no. 338 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,501 Oh! 339 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,067 Need a little help here! 340 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,200 Excuse me. 341 00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:21,033 I'm looking for my husband, Bernie Hobson. 342 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,667 I need to know his condition, 343 00:16:22,701 --> 00:16:24,434 and which hospital you sent him to. 344 00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,100 Ma'am, I don't know who you're talking about. 345 00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,934 My husband, Bernie Hobson. 346 00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:29,167 He was shot here yesterday. 347 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,634 I know it's a big city... 348 00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:31,834 Nobody was shot here. 349 00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:34,601 But it says so right here in the newspaper. 350 00:16:34,634 --> 00:16:35,501 Lois? 351 00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,567 Bernie! 352 00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:40,000 Are you all right? 353 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,167 What are you doing here? 354 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,067 Oh, are you okay? 355 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,367 They said you got shot. 356 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,567 Shot? I didn't get shot. 357 00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:45,634 Who said I got shot? 358 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,601 It said so. 359 00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:47,901 It was front page story. 360 00:16:47,934 --> 00:16:49,567 What story? 361 00:16:49,601 --> 00:16:52,234 Right here in the Chicago Sun-Times. 362 00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,100 Are you in some sort of trouble? 363 00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:55,734 Does it say who shot me? 364 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,934 Um, a vagrant, a kook. I don't know. 365 00:16:58,968 --> 00:17:00,000 I didn't read it that closely. 366 00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:01,367 I mean, honestly, Bernie, 367 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,234 sometimes I don't think I know you anymore. 368 00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:04,868 You don't tell me where you're going. 369 00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:08,200 You sign us up for a Chicago newspaper, 370 00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:09,801 and you get shot, you don't call... 371 00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,467 Gun! Get down, Lois! 372 00:17:12,801 --> 00:17:14,601 He's got a gun! 373 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,667 He's got a gun! Get his gun! 374 00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:19,033 You all right? 375 00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,200 I'm fine. 376 00:17:20,234 --> 00:17:21,767 You? 377 00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:24,367 Right as rain. 378 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,033 But the paper said... 379 00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:32,234 We should talk. 380 00:17:36,601 --> 00:17:41,434 Our son gets tomorrow's newspaper today? 381 00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:43,000 And a cat. 382 00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:46,567 I know it's a lot to wrap your mind around- 383 00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:51,067 the future, the past, this whole time and space thing - but... 384 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,534 but if you sit with it for a little bit, 385 00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:54,801 and start thinking about it, you'll... 386 00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:58,567 And you've known about this for how long? 387 00:17:58,601 --> 00:17:59,767 Well, for about a year. 388 00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:01,901 You know, since the last time I visited Gary. 389 00:18:01,934 --> 00:18:05,167 And during that time, you didn't say a thing. 390 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,334 Not one word. 391 00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:08,267 Wait a minute. 392 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,501 Is that what's bothering you? 393 00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:12,934 I'm your wife, Bernie. 394 00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,501 Granted. 395 00:18:14,534 --> 00:18:16,000 But what about the fact 396 00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:19,901 that it's impossible to get tomorrow's paper today? 397 00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:22,033 Doesn't that just shake you up a hair? 398 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,634 An eeny-teensy-weensy bit? 399 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,601 No. I find a lot of things in this world incomprehensible, 400 00:18:26,634 --> 00:18:29,167 but my husband shouldn't be one of them. Come on, Lois. 401 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,634 I can't believe you didn't tell me. 402 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:32,868 He's my son, too. 403 00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:34,033 I know. I know. 404 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:36,300 Oh, no. You had to just go off 405 00:18:36,334 --> 00:18:38,334 and have your own little adventure alone. 406 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,834 Any excuse to leave the house. 407 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,734 Come on, Lois, don't start that. 408 00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:45,934 This has become a pattern with you, Bernie. 409 00:18:45,968 --> 00:18:48,000 It is not a pattern. 410 00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:49,634 This is not like any other time. 411 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:50,868 This is about our son. 412 00:18:50,901 --> 00:18:52,267 Exactly! 413 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,968 Our son. 414 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,767 Now, do you think, if I found out 415 00:18:57,801 --> 00:19:00,100 that our son could predict the future, 416 00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:01,901 that I would hold that back from you? 417 00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,300 Well, I... 418 00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:06,934 Uh-uh, answer the question. 419 00:19:06,968 --> 00:19:08,734 I didn't think you could handle it. 420 00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:15,734 Mrs. Hobson, what about your husband? 421 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:17,334 Aren't you gonna post bail? 422 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:18,567 Keep him. 423 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,167 Uh-oh. 424 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,300 Mrs. Hobson, how are you? 425 00:19:31,334 --> 00:19:32,601 It's good to see you. 426 00:19:32,634 --> 00:19:34,868 Chuck, how long have you known? 427 00:19:34,901 --> 00:19:36,067 Known about what? 428 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,300 The paper. How long? 429 00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:39,968 I don't believe this. 430 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,667 Everybody's getting it but me. 431 00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:44,767 You've known about this from the very start, haven't you? 432 00:19:44,801 --> 00:19:45,734 It's Gary's fault. 433 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,167 He wouldn't let me tell anyone. 434 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:47,934 I wanted to. 435 00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:49,133 I begged him. I pleaded. 436 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:51,501 I said, "Gary, at least tell your mother. 437 00:19:51,534 --> 00:19:52,834 She deserves it," I said. 438 00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:54,067 But he wouldn't listen to me. 439 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,501 You know how stubborn he could be. 440 00:19:55,534 --> 00:19:57,634 Chuck, I have this condition. 441 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,734 The doctors call it "crap intolerant". 442 00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:02,434 I can only take so much B.S. before I explode. 443 00:20:04,968 --> 00:20:07,868 Does my son pay you to mix drinks, 444 00:20:07,901 --> 00:20:09,334 or smirk at the customers? 445 00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:10,667 A little of both. 446 00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:12,267 Can I get you something? 447 00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:18,968 Yeah. How about a Over Under Indian Leg Breaker? 448 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 You think you can whip up one of those? 449 00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:23,033 Is that with oregano, or without? 450 00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:25,033 With. 451 00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,801 Marion Crumb. 452 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,868 Lois Hobson. 453 00:20:28,901 --> 00:20:30,000 Pleased to meet you. 454 00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:33,133 So we told Bernie the whole story, 455 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,133 and he said not to worry, that Gary probably met someone. 456 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,234 Who? 457 00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:38,100 You know, a girl, or something like that. 458 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,667 Well, that's what he said. 459 00:20:39,701 --> 00:20:42,300 He said, you know Gary, he's just a chip off the old block. 460 00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:45,000 And you believed him? Yeah. 461 00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,334 A guy answering Gary's description 462 00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:48,434 was seen on the corner of Broadway and, uh, Lawrence 463 00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:49,868 a couple days ago. 464 00:20:49,901 --> 00:20:51,868 Apparently, he was directing traffic around a fuel spill. 465 00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:54,400 Sounds like Gary. 466 00:20:54,434 --> 00:20:56,334 A friend of mine's a detective in the 13th. 467 00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:58,100 He'll meet us there in about an hour. 468 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,300 Do you know a, a bar the, uh, Green Mill? 469 00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:02,400 Yeah. What about it? 470 00:21:02,434 --> 00:21:03,834 Is that on the way? 471 00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:05,167 Yeah. Why? 472 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,467 Could you... 473 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,567 Could you just give us a second, please? 474 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,567 He doesn't know? 475 00:21:15,601 --> 00:21:16,868 He has no idea. 476 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,601 Now, let me see. 477 00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:21,067 "Barroom brawl leaves one... " 478 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:24,901 So, uh, this is the way Gary does it, right? 479 00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:27,634 He just, he finds a story, and then he goes? 480 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,367 That's it. 481 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:34,067 Well, I have to admit, it's a bit exciting. 482 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:37,400 It's thrilling. 483 00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:40,567 Who wants a piece of Anatoly? 484 00:21:40,601 --> 00:21:45,234 Prepare to suffer the wrath of the angry Carpathian. 485 00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:52,133 Hey! 486 00:21:52,167 --> 00:21:53,300 Uh-oh. 487 00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:55,000 All right, you guys have had your fun. 488 00:21:55,033 --> 00:21:56,100 Game's over. 489 00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:57,601 It's a cop, Jimbo. 490 00:21:57,634 --> 00:22:00,501 Come on, put the little guy down. 491 00:22:00,534 --> 00:22:03,334 Come on. 492 00:22:03,367 --> 00:22:04,534 Fine. He's down. 493 00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:06,133 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 494 00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:07,901 Come on. What's the matter with you guys? 495 00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:09,300 Get out of here. 496 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,267 And you... 497 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:13,767 What the hell were you thinking of? 498 00:22:17,033 --> 00:22:21,434 Nobody calls Anatoly Carpathian "little guy. " 499 00:22:27,434 --> 00:22:30,501 Fine, you want to stop someplace else, or we go find your son? 500 00:22:30,534 --> 00:22:32,567 So, Jerzy, let me in on the secret. 501 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,300 Why'd you do it? Why did you jump? 502 00:22:34,334 --> 00:22:36,601 You ever hear of "The Four Carpathians"? 503 00:22:36,634 --> 00:22:38,000 No. 504 00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:39,200 That is why. 505 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:40,567 Nobody has heard of us. 506 00:22:40,601 --> 00:22:42,133 So what are you, a circus act, or something? 507 00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:43,834 Aerialists. 508 00:22:43,868 --> 00:22:45,901 My brothers and me. 509 00:22:45,934 --> 00:22:48,133 We did the trapeze, the high wire, 510 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:51,467 and the spectacular Carpathian catapult, 511 00:22:51,501 --> 00:22:53,601 on which patent is pending. 512 00:22:53,634 --> 00:22:55,033 Hey, that sounds great. 513 00:22:55,067 --> 00:22:56,567 Back home in Latvia, 514 00:22:56,601 --> 00:22:59,400 we are the hope of our village. 515 00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:01,968 They send us to America to become famous 516 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,300 so that we can send money back home, 517 00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:09,033 so there can be hospitals, schools, maybe even video store. 518 00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:12,601 They say, "Go. 519 00:23:12,634 --> 00:23:16,667 Go, share your gifts with the world. " 520 00:23:16,701 --> 00:23:20,400 The world doesn't want our gift. 521 00:23:20,434 --> 00:23:25,834 They want tiger, they want dancing girls... 522 00:23:25,868 --> 00:23:27,901 They want clowns! 523 00:23:27,934 --> 00:23:30,133 Always clowns. 524 00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:31,701 Little men who paint faces. 525 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,167 We make no money. 526 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,734 Still, our village suffer. 527 00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:41,400 But we Carpathians, 528 00:23:41,434 --> 00:23:43,601 we are hearty people. 529 00:23:43,634 --> 00:23:46,100 We keep trying. 530 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:50,667 Until one year ago, Tuesday, 531 00:23:50,701 --> 00:23:56,100 my brother Karl announce he's quitting. 532 00:23:56,133 --> 00:23:57,434 No! 533 00:23:57,467 --> 00:23:59,367 He's going to California. 534 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,868 He has new dream. 535 00:24:00,901 --> 00:24:02,734 Wants to be in commercials. 536 00:24:02,767 --> 00:24:06,100 Wants to be man to say, "Got Milk?" 537 00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:09,200 on TV. 538 00:24:09,234 --> 00:24:11,000 We say, "Go. 539 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,934 "Get milk! 540 00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:15,434 We'll succeed without you. " 541 00:24:15,467 --> 00:24:17,400 Well, four Carpathians, 542 00:24:17,434 --> 00:24:19,601 failure. 543 00:24:19,634 --> 00:24:22,234 Three Carpathians, big failure. 544 00:24:22,267 --> 00:24:25,100 Our big mistake is, 545 00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:27,100 we don't stick together. 546 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:30,400 It's like they say in my village. 547 00:24:30,434 --> 00:24:32,200 "Carpathian... 548 00:24:33,901 --> 00:24:35,067 ...Carpathian. " 549 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,901 You lost me there, Jerz. 550 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:42,367 Translated means, "For one Carpathian to fly... " 551 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,834 "All Carpathians must fly. " 552 00:24:44,868 --> 00:24:46,033 Anatoly! 553 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,234 Jerzy! 554 00:24:47,267 --> 00:24:49,000 My brother! My brother! 555 00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:52,400 Ha... 556 00:24:54,467 --> 00:24:56,367 Hey! 557 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,767 Fate has brought us together again! 558 00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:01,334 Anatoly, I feel like I know you. 559 00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,634 Who is this man? 560 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:06,934 This man, this man, he saved my life. 561 00:25:06,968 --> 00:25:09,434 He is like brother to me. 562 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:11,234 Brother! Brother! 563 00:25:13,834 --> 00:25:15,000 Ow. Oh... 564 00:25:15,033 --> 00:25:16,167 I'm working on it. I'm working on it. 565 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,000 Please, work more. 566 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:19,200 Take it easy, Crumb. 567 00:25:19,234 --> 00:25:21,167 Good luck. 568 00:25:23,534 --> 00:25:27,067 Three eyewitnesses put Gary here day before yesterday. 569 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,200 None of them saw where he went. 570 00:25:29,234 --> 00:25:30,567 So what now? 571 00:25:30,601 --> 00:25:33,033 Well, let's get some copies made of Gary's picture. 572 00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:36,100 We'll get lucky; you'll see. 573 00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:38,667 Marion... 574 00:25:38,701 --> 00:25:39,868 that man. 575 00:25:39,901 --> 00:25:41,200 Yeah? What about him? 576 00:25:41,234 --> 00:25:42,534 The scarf. 577 00:25:42,567 --> 00:25:43,934 That's Gary's scarf. 578 00:25:43,968 --> 00:25:45,100 You sure? 579 00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:46,601 Yeah. I made it for him three years ago. 580 00:25:46,634 --> 00:25:47,734 It's Gary's. 581 00:25:49,167 --> 00:25:51,300 Hey, buddy, hold up. 582 00:25:51,334 --> 00:25:52,901 Hang on a second. Oh, come on. 583 00:25:52,934 --> 00:25:54,334 Hey! 584 00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:55,367 I don't believe this! 585 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,667 Come on, stop! 586 00:25:57,701 --> 00:25:59,033 Hold it! 587 00:26:03,767 --> 00:26:06,634 Are you okay? 588 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:08,601 Is this his? 589 00:26:10,834 --> 00:26:12,767 Yeah. 590 00:26:15,934 --> 00:26:18,133 Don't worry. We'll find him. 591 00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:25,334 Cat? 592 00:26:25,367 --> 00:26:27,601 Is that you? 593 00:26:27,634 --> 00:26:29,868 Cat? 594 00:26:39,901 --> 00:26:43,601 Well, don't just stand there. 595 00:26:43,634 --> 00:26:48,400 Why don't you go get some help, huh? 596 00:26:50,601 --> 00:26:52,701 I'm looking for a monkey, and I'm talking to a cat. 597 00:27:00,767 --> 00:27:02,567 No, it seems to me 598 00:27:02,601 --> 00:27:04,400 that you guys have a marketing problem. 599 00:27:04,434 --> 00:27:06,567 Have you ever tried direct mail? 600 00:27:06,601 --> 00:27:08,534 Who can afford postage? 601 00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:10,667 Bernie, hey! How you doing? 602 00:27:10,701 --> 00:27:11,834 Hey, Chucko! 603 00:27:11,868 --> 00:27:13,300 Good to see you! 604 00:27:13,334 --> 00:27:15,033 I'm getting out. 605 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,300 You got my bail? 606 00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:18,234 Uh, no. But I got your lunch. 607 00:27:18,267 --> 00:27:19,901 Gnocchi. Your favorite. 608 00:27:19,934 --> 00:27:21,934 You're not bailing me out? 609 00:27:21,968 --> 00:27:23,234 I wanted to, Bern, but it actually... 610 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:24,567 It-it wasn't up to me. 611 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:25,767 Lois. 612 00:27:25,801 --> 00:27:26,934 Yeah. 613 00:27:26,968 --> 00:27:28,567 She gave me specific instructions 614 00:27:28,601 --> 00:27:31,067 that under no circumstances was I to bail you out. 615 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,534 She was pissed, Bernie. 616 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,801 And when that woman is mad, she is scary. 617 00:27:34,834 --> 00:27:36,434 I'm sorry. 618 00:27:36,467 --> 00:27:37,634 Oh, you don't have to tell me. 619 00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:38,934 My advice? 620 00:27:38,968 --> 00:27:40,467 Apologize. 621 00:27:40,501 --> 00:27:41,968 I can't do that. Sure you can. 622 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,367 Just tell her that whatever you did, you're sorry. 623 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,634 That you were wrong. 624 00:27:45,667 --> 00:27:47,434 I was not wrong! 625 00:27:47,467 --> 00:27:49,033 Okay, fine. 626 00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:50,501 It's none of my business. 627 00:27:50,534 --> 00:27:52,467 Enjoy your lunch. 628 00:27:59,033 --> 00:28:00,901 Hey. 629 00:28:00,934 --> 00:28:02,734 Did he apologize? 630 00:28:02,767 --> 00:28:05,300 Not in so many words, but he was thinking about it. 631 00:28:05,334 --> 00:28:07,667 I- I could tell. You could see it in his eyes. 632 00:28:07,701 --> 00:28:10,734 Listen, I-I really think you should reconsider. 633 00:28:10,767 --> 00:28:12,267 I mean, you should see his cellmates. 634 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:13,968 I think they put him in the psycho ward. 635 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,300 He'll survive. 636 00:28:15,334 --> 00:28:16,467 You're a tough cookie, Lois. 637 00:28:16,501 --> 00:28:20,200 "Shot by a convenience store clerk, 638 00:28:20,234 --> 00:28:24,334 the robber, Fyodor Carpathian, died at the scene. " 639 00:28:24,367 --> 00:28:28,033 Carpathian. 640 00:28:28,067 --> 00:28:30,901 Why do I know that name? 641 00:28:38,267 --> 00:28:41,000 Yeah, can I help you? Give me all your money. 642 00:28:41,033 --> 00:28:43,334 Whoa, whoa. Easy there. What do you think you're doing, man? This is a... 643 00:28:43,367 --> 00:28:45,501 Excuse me. I'm looking for some deodorant. 644 00:28:45,534 --> 00:28:47,467 I do not work here. 645 00:28:47,501 --> 00:28:50,434 The roll-on kind, about this big, musk-scented. 646 00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,567 Lois, why don't you just let me... 647 00:28:52,601 --> 00:28:54,234 Like the one you have under your shirt. 648 00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:58,167 What? He's holding me up with antiperspirant? 649 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,667 That is lame. 650 00:28:59,701 --> 00:29:00,834 I do not know what you are talking about. 651 00:29:00,868 --> 00:29:02,000 Get away. 652 00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:04,234 Fyodor... 653 00:29:04,267 --> 00:29:07,200 How do you know my name? 654 00:29:07,234 --> 00:29:09,000 Drop the deodorant. 655 00:29:09,033 --> 00:29:10,667 No. I need money. 656 00:29:10,701 --> 00:29:11,834 You're gonna get hurt. 657 00:29:11,868 --> 00:29:13,067 I do not care. 658 00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:14,267 My brothers are in jail. 659 00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:16,167 They count on me to bail them out. 660 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,801 Fyodor, let me ask you one question. 661 00:29:19,834 --> 00:29:22,501 If your mother were here, what would she say? 662 00:29:24,167 --> 00:29:28,868 She would say, "This is no way for Carpathian to act. " 663 00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,634 Go ahead, call police. 664 00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:39,167 Look, buddy, why don't you just move along. 665 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,601 I want to go to jail. 666 00:29:40,634 --> 00:29:42,033 I want to be with my brothers. 667 00:29:42,067 --> 00:29:44,033 Fyodor, this is America. 668 00:29:44,067 --> 00:29:46,801 You only go to jail if you commit a crime. 669 00:29:53,133 --> 00:29:55,033 Well? What about now? 670 00:29:58,434 --> 00:29:59,934 Careful. 671 00:29:59,968 --> 00:30:01,734 Easy does it. 672 00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:04,067 There you go! 673 00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:07,234 This is what we call the "Tower of Carpathia. " 674 00:30:07,267 --> 00:30:09,267 What do we do now? Now... 675 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:11,234 We sing. we sing. 676 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:15,767 * Give me land, lots of land under starry skies above * 677 00:30:15,801 --> 00:30:18,534 * Don't fence me in * 678 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:23,100 * Let me ride through the wide open country that I love * 679 00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:25,634 * Don't fence me in. * 680 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:28,567 Brothers, have you replaced me already? 681 00:30:28,601 --> 00:30:30,200 Fyodor! Fyodor! 682 00:30:30,234 --> 00:30:34,133 It is like family reunion, right here in American prison. 683 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,834 What a country. 684 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:37,834 Brother! 685 00:30:40,267 --> 00:30:41,567 Ah! 686 00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:45,968 Brother! 687 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,300 Ow! Ahh! 688 00:30:49,334 --> 00:30:50,868 Slow learner. Geez! 689 00:30:50,901 --> 00:30:54,400 Tell me the truth. 690 00:30:54,434 --> 00:30:56,200 In your professional opinion, 691 00:30:56,234 --> 00:30:58,534 do you think something's happened to Gary? 692 00:30:58,567 --> 00:31:01,801 Don't take this the wrong way, now. 693 00:31:01,834 --> 00:31:05,567 Your kid is... a little different. 694 00:31:05,601 --> 00:31:08,634 Strange-Strange things seem to happen when he's around. 695 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:09,901 I'm-I'm-I'm getting used to that. 696 00:31:09,934 --> 00:31:12,467 You didn't answer my question. 697 00:31:12,501 --> 00:31:14,734 You want to know what I think? 698 00:31:14,767 --> 00:31:17,000 Someone, 699 00:31:17,033 --> 00:31:21,167 or something is looking out for that kid. 700 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,734 I mean, he'll be fine. You'll see. 701 00:31:27,334 --> 00:31:30,200 Oh, I feel like I'm trespassing, it's been so long. 702 00:31:30,234 --> 00:31:32,334 So, you-you don't visit a lot, huh? 703 00:31:32,367 --> 00:31:34,167 We've drifted. 704 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,834 The whole family. 705 00:31:35,868 --> 00:31:40,300 I think we've been drifting ever since Gary left home. 706 00:31:40,334 --> 00:31:43,834 Are you married, Mr. Crumb? 707 00:31:43,868 --> 00:31:45,300 Was. 708 00:31:45,334 --> 00:31:47,934 Evelyn died 13 years ago. 709 00:31:47,968 --> 00:31:49,300 Lung cancer. 710 00:31:49,334 --> 00:31:51,968 Did you and Evelyn... 711 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,300 Did you ever run out of things to talk about? 712 00:31:55,334 --> 00:31:57,200 Not yet. 713 00:31:57,234 --> 00:32:00,634 You know, Bernie and I, 714 00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:03,234 we've been married a very long time. 715 00:32:03,267 --> 00:32:06,033 I think we're falling apart. 716 00:32:06,067 --> 00:32:07,534 I think he's bored with me. 717 00:32:07,567 --> 00:32:09,133 Oh, I couldn't buy that. 718 00:32:09,167 --> 00:32:12,634 You're not the kind of woman that men become bored of. 719 00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:16,200 That-that-that's my-my professional opinion. 720 00:32:18,334 --> 00:32:20,567 Phone call. 721 00:32:20,601 --> 00:32:22,601 Gary's credit card turned up on a trace. 722 00:32:22,634 --> 00:32:23,868 How long ago? 723 00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:25,534 It's being used right now. 724 00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:31,200 Okay, you got ten pre-washed, ten stone-washed, ten unwashed, 725 00:32:31,234 --> 00:32:35,667 loose-fit, easy-fit, and you want these. 726 00:32:35,701 --> 00:32:37,067 Baggy-fit. 727 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:38,868 Very big with the kids. 728 00:32:38,901 --> 00:32:40,834 Yes. 729 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,067 I'm just waiting on an authorization 730 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:48,234 on your credit card. 731 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,734 Computer's slow. 732 00:32:50,767 --> 00:32:54,067 Do you have your driver's license on you, Mr. Hobson? 733 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:55,234 Oh, I'm sure he does. 734 00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:58,334 But it's not his. 735 00:32:58,367 --> 00:33:00,467 You Gary Hobson? 736 00:33:00,501 --> 00:33:03,100 Yes. Yes, I am. 737 00:33:03,133 --> 00:33:05,734 I'd like you to meet your mother. 738 00:33:17,334 --> 00:33:20,033 I don't care if you stole it, okay? 739 00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:22,901 I don't care if you ripped off a... 740 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:26,000 a busload of nuns. 741 00:33:26,033 --> 00:33:28,968 All I want to know is, where did you find the wallet? 742 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,100 This is getting old, friend. 743 00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:37,400 We got a guy out there, 744 00:33:37,434 --> 00:33:38,934 he's been missing for a couple days now. 745 00:33:38,968 --> 00:33:40,334 He might be hurt. He might be worse than hurt. 746 00:33:40,367 --> 00:33:42,734 And all I got to work with is you. 747 00:33:42,767 --> 00:33:46,767 Listen, you don't realize how lucky you are. 748 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:49,534 The only reason you're sitting here 749 00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:51,200 instead of in the station house right now 750 00:33:51,234 --> 00:33:55,100 is because I've got a couple of good friends down there. 751 00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:58,334 Now, I need to know where you found the wallet, 752 00:33:58,367 --> 00:34:00,467 and I need to know now. 753 00:34:03,467 --> 00:34:04,767 Where's Bernie? 754 00:34:04,801 --> 00:34:07,634 Well, I meant to bail him out, I really did. 755 00:34:07,667 --> 00:34:09,868 I mean, we're very close to finding Gary. 756 00:34:09,901 --> 00:34:12,000 Bernie should be here, but... What happened? 757 00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:13,667 Well, he gave me an ultimatum. 758 00:34:13,701 --> 00:34:16,033 He said he wouldn't let me bail him out 759 00:34:16,067 --> 00:34:17,868 unless I bailed out his friends, too. 760 00:34:17,901 --> 00:34:20,033 Yeah, but what friends are you talking about? 761 00:34:20,067 --> 00:34:21,400 The Carpathian brothers. 762 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:22,634 Hello. 763 00:34:22,667 --> 00:34:25,000 So what are you gonna do about your husband? 764 00:34:25,033 --> 00:34:28,400 Well, I only had enough money for three. 765 00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:31,400 It was an easy choice- I hate ultimatums. 766 00:34:31,434 --> 00:34:32,901 How's it going? 767 00:34:32,934 --> 00:34:34,467 Oh, the man is a vault. 768 00:34:34,501 --> 00:34:36,000 Nothing gets in, nothing gets out. 769 00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:38,367 I think we're gonna have to hand him over. 770 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,868 Anatoly, Fyodor, look who it is! 771 00:34:39,901 --> 00:34:42,868 I don't believe it! 772 00:34:42,901 --> 00:34:44,501 Karl! Brother! 773 00:34:45,767 --> 00:34:47,367 Brother! Brother! Brother! Brother! 774 00:34:51,067 --> 00:34:52,467 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 775 00:34:55,601 --> 00:34:57,334 You make it to California? 776 00:34:57,367 --> 00:34:59,334 Did you get milk? 777 00:34:59,367 --> 00:35:01,400 I got as far as Arizona. 778 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:03,067 Saw Grand Canyon. 779 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:04,834 Had epiphany. 780 00:35:04,868 --> 00:35:06,567 It is brothers who matter. 781 00:35:06,601 --> 00:35:08,868 I have been looking for you ever since. 782 00:35:08,901 --> 00:35:10,567 So you got a voice after all. 783 00:35:10,601 --> 00:35:12,033 And what are you doing here? 784 00:35:12,067 --> 00:35:14,000 We caught him with a stolen credit card. 785 00:35:14,033 --> 00:35:16,334 I was buying jeans for the entire village. 786 00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:19,634 Ask him where he found the damn wallet. 787 00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:21,267 Is true, Mrs. Hobson? 788 00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:22,868 Karl steal wallet? 789 00:35:22,901 --> 00:35:25,501 Well, he did have my son's credit card. 790 00:35:25,534 --> 00:35:29,067 We just need to know where he found the wallet, Jerzy. 791 00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:31,334 My son's missing- we need Karl's help. 792 00:35:31,367 --> 00:35:33,067 I ask him. 793 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:34,267 Karl... 794 00:35:40,901 --> 00:35:44,267 He say he-he find the wallet on the sidewalk 795 00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:46,567 in front of theater, just sitting there. 796 00:35:46,601 --> 00:35:49,234 He thought it was gift from God. 797 00:35:49,267 --> 00:35:51,100 He... he no rob anybody. 798 00:35:51,133 --> 00:35:52,834 He not even see anybody. 799 00:35:52,868 --> 00:35:54,367 Can you take us there? 800 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,400 Uh, Karl, uh... 801 00:35:56,434 --> 00:35:59,367 ...a woman? 802 00:36:00,567 --> 00:36:01,667 Da. 803 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:02,901 We go now? 804 00:36:02,934 --> 00:36:05,367 Yeah. Okay, look, I'll, uh, I'll stay here, 805 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,234 and I'll wait in case Gary calls, and you... 806 00:36:07,267 --> 00:36:08,868 Come on, let's get going here. 807 00:36:08,901 --> 00:36:10,434 We got a damn booby hatch. 808 00:36:13,367 --> 00:36:14,934 Anyone in here? 809 00:36:14,968 --> 00:36:16,767 Gary? We got to find some lights. 810 00:36:16,801 --> 00:36:18,767 Brothers, look at this place! 811 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:19,901 Big theater! 812 00:36:19,934 --> 00:36:21,200 What is that smell? 813 00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:25,367 Hobson! You in here? 814 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,767 LOIS Gary? 815 00:36:26,801 --> 00:36:27,901 Mom? 816 00:36:27,934 --> 00:36:30,901 I'm up here. There he is! I see him! 817 00:36:30,934 --> 00:36:33,367 It's him! It's Gary Hobson! How'd he get up there? 818 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,868 You got to get me down. 819 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,734 Gary? I think I'm in trouble here. 820 00:36:36,767 --> 00:36:39,234 Just sit tight, honey. 821 00:36:39,267 --> 00:36:41,234 Hope they still work. 822 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:43,901 Lights come on? 823 00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:45,267 You're gonna be all right. 824 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:46,601 Don't worry, we'll get you down. 825 00:36:46,634 --> 00:36:48,367 Uh, good. 826 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,367 But you'd better hurry up, 'cause I think 827 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,901 this thing is about to fall. 828 00:36:51,934 --> 00:36:52,901 This is trouble. 829 00:36:52,934 --> 00:36:56,400 Son, son, just d- don't move. 830 00:36:56,434 --> 00:36:59,300 Well, th-that's great advice, Mom. 831 00:36:59,334 --> 00:37:00,901 I heard that. 832 00:37:00,934 --> 00:37:03,801 Oh, I've been trying not to move here for two days! 833 00:37:03,834 --> 00:37:06,868 Look, we got to get somebody up there, but how? 834 00:37:06,901 --> 00:37:08,467 We need a rope, a ladder. 835 00:37:08,501 --> 00:37:09,801 We need to stack something up. 836 00:37:09,834 --> 00:37:11,300 It must be 20 feet up there. 837 00:37:11,334 --> 00:37:12,968 We need a catapult or something. 838 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,167 Did someone say catapult? Yes. 839 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,968 The Carpathian brothers are here to help! 840 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,567 Come on, brothers, let's get to work! Oh, dear. 841 00:37:21,601 --> 00:37:23,400 What's going on down there? 842 00:37:23,434 --> 00:37:24,434 Jerzy, over here! 843 00:37:24,467 --> 00:37:25,968 Just hold on, Gary. 844 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,467 It's, it's under control. We'll use these seats. 845 00:37:28,501 --> 00:37:30,434 Anatoly, quickly- every second counts! 846 00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:36,000 Okay, ready. 847 00:37:38,033 --> 00:37:39,334 Brothers! 848 00:37:39,367 --> 00:37:40,734 Who's that? 849 00:37:40,767 --> 00:37:42,067 Don't worry, hon. 850 00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:43,267 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 851 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,567 Ladies and gentlemen, 852 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,534 The Four Carpathians! 853 00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:57,334 Oh, my, they're good. 854 00:37:57,367 --> 00:37:59,601 Karl, you are up. 855 00:37:59,634 --> 00:38:01,601 What's going on down there? 856 00:38:01,634 --> 00:38:03,601 Jerzy, more height. 857 00:38:03,634 --> 00:38:06,634 I will need a volunteer from the audience. 858 00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:09,100 You, sir, how much do you weigh? 859 00:38:09,133 --> 00:38:10,634 Excuse me? 860 00:38:10,667 --> 00:38:13,467 Come on, you're not going to make me guess, are you? 861 00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:15,467 Uh, 210, 220. 862 00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:18,467 All right, 250. 863 00:38:18,501 --> 00:38:19,667 Perfect. 864 00:38:19,701 --> 00:38:21,167 What do I got to do? 865 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,968 You get on Karl's shoulders, you jump, I fly. 866 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,167 No, no, I don't jump. 867 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,634 Okay, I get on Karl's shoulders, I jump, you fly. 868 00:38:32,067 --> 00:38:33,033 Jerzy. 869 00:38:33,067 --> 00:38:34,033 Marion! 870 00:38:34,067 --> 00:38:36,300 All right, all right, I'll jump. 871 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,434 Very good. Very easy. 872 00:38:39,467 --> 00:38:40,434 Quickly! 873 00:38:40,467 --> 00:38:42,033 Up you go. 874 00:38:42,067 --> 00:38:44,901 Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for... 875 00:38:44,934 --> 00:38:46,234 Hey, hey, hey! 876 00:38:46,267 --> 00:38:48,434 Let's just get on with it, huh? 877 00:38:48,467 --> 00:38:49,934 Easy, easy. 878 00:38:49,968 --> 00:38:51,501 Hold steady, now, policeman. 879 00:38:51,534 --> 00:38:53,434 Hey, come on, what's going on? 880 00:38:53,467 --> 00:38:55,033 Now! 881 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:57,234 Got you! 882 00:38:57,267 --> 00:38:59,033 Oh, my! 883 00:39:00,534 --> 00:39:02,334 Do you think this is gonna work? 884 00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:05,067 Oh, don't worry, I've seen this done a million times - it'll work. 885 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:06,067 You're kidding, right? 886 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,234 Two steps forward. 887 00:39:07,267 --> 00:39:10,167 Pleased to meet you, Gary- my name's Jerzy. 888 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,601 All right... turn around three steps. 889 00:39:12,634 --> 00:39:13,767 Turning... 890 00:39:13,801 --> 00:39:15,000 three steps. 891 00:39:15,033 --> 00:39:16,400 It's coming down! 892 00:39:18,801 --> 00:39:20,434 Gary. 893 00:39:20,467 --> 00:39:21,667 What? 894 00:39:21,701 --> 00:39:23,400 You slide, I catch. 895 00:39:23,434 --> 00:39:25,434 I slide? What, are you nuts? 896 00:39:25,467 --> 00:39:26,701 Oh! 897 00:39:26,734 --> 00:39:29,300 Okay, I'll slide. 898 00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:30,734 Easy. 899 00:39:30,767 --> 00:39:32,200 Come on, trust me. 900 00:39:32,234 --> 00:39:34,300 Be careful with him. 901 00:39:34,334 --> 00:39:36,100 Easy. 902 00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:37,567 That's good. 903 00:39:37,601 --> 00:39:38,734 I slide? 904 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:44,267 Problem, Gary, problem! 905 00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:47,234 Gary... Jerzy must see! 906 00:39:47,267 --> 00:39:48,734 Huh? Jerzy must see. 907 00:39:50,367 --> 00:39:52,100 We got him! 908 00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:53,367 Okay. 909 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,367 All right, brothers, 910 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,067 get ready to dismount. 911 00:39:58,100 --> 00:39:59,601 Dismount? One... 912 00:39:59,634 --> 00:40:00,968 Dismount?! two... 913 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,067 three! 914 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,234 Whoa! 915 00:40:04,267 --> 00:40:05,667 Hey! Hey! 916 00:40:06,801 --> 00:40:07,767 Thanks. 917 00:40:07,801 --> 00:40:09,634 Are you all right? Oh, God. 918 00:40:09,667 --> 00:40:11,067 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 919 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:12,334 Oh, we've got to get you home. 920 00:40:12,367 --> 00:40:13,400 We've got to clean you up. 921 00:40:13,434 --> 00:40:14,834 I'll get you some good, hot soup. 922 00:40:14,868 --> 00:40:16,000 Wouldn't that be good? 923 00:40:16,033 --> 00:40:17,033 Yeah, that will be great. Where's Dad? 924 00:40:17,067 --> 00:40:18,267 Uh, Dad. 925 00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:19,400 Uh... Who are they? 926 00:40:19,434 --> 00:40:20,667 Uh, you know what, son? 927 00:40:20,701 --> 00:40:22,801 Let's talk about all that on the way home. 928 00:40:22,834 --> 00:40:24,400 Okay? The important thing 929 00:40:24,434 --> 00:40:25,801 is that you're alive. You're good, you're good. 930 00:40:25,834 --> 00:40:27,701 New Carpathian. 931 00:40:27,734 --> 00:40:29,767 Carpathian hug. Oh, no. 932 00:40:29,801 --> 00:40:31,467 Brothers! 933 00:40:32,834 --> 00:40:34,434 Oh...! 934 00:40:41,434 --> 00:40:43,400 I yelled until I was hoarse. 935 00:40:43,434 --> 00:40:46,133 Now, I'll tell you, it was a very good performance. 936 00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:47,367 Yeah, well, in the future, 937 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,334 when you see signs saying, "Do not enter," 938 00:40:49,367 --> 00:40:51,934 remember: they're there for a reason. 939 00:40:51,968 --> 00:40:53,934 Yeah... yeah, all this because of a monkey. 940 00:40:53,968 --> 00:40:54,934 Well, you made 941 00:40:54,968 --> 00:40:56,467 a lot of kids happy, Gary. 942 00:40:56,501 --> 00:40:58,200 Oh, great. And some kid found the monkey 943 00:40:58,234 --> 00:40:59,701 and returned it to school. 944 00:40:59,734 --> 00:41:00,934 See that, Gare? 945 00:41:00,968 --> 00:41:03,234 In the primate world, you're still number one. 946 00:41:04,567 --> 00:41:05,701 All right, what do you say we 947 00:41:05,734 --> 00:41:07,033 get out of here, let the kid get some rest? 948 00:41:07,067 --> 00:41:08,033 Come on. All right. 949 00:41:08,067 --> 00:41:09,133 You get some rest. 950 00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:11,200 You deserve it, you little monkey lover, 951 00:41:11,234 --> 00:41:12,634 you. Sleep well. 952 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:16,868 Hey, Crumb. 953 00:41:16,901 --> 00:41:18,868 Yo. 954 00:41:22,968 --> 00:41:25,400 Hey, listen, my... my parents, they... 955 00:41:25,434 --> 00:41:26,834 What about them? 956 00:41:26,868 --> 00:41:28,834 They seem all right to you? 957 00:41:28,868 --> 00:41:30,067 What do you mean? 958 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:33,133 Well, I mean, they... they... they seem, uh... 959 00:41:33,167 --> 00:41:34,701 Listen. 960 00:41:34,734 --> 00:41:36,601 Your parents are fine. 961 00:41:36,634 --> 00:41:38,834 They were just worried about you- that's all. 962 00:41:38,868 --> 00:41:40,767 Trust me. 963 00:41:40,801 --> 00:41:41,868 They'll be okay. 964 00:41:41,901 --> 00:41:43,801 Get some rest. 965 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,400 Hey, Crumb. 966 00:41:51,434 --> 00:41:52,901 Yeah. 967 00:41:52,934 --> 00:41:54,200 Thanks. 968 00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:05,968 Don't let me down, now. 969 00:42:08,734 --> 00:42:10,234 What's that all about? 970 00:42:12,767 --> 00:42:14,000 Come on, Lois, you haven't said 971 00:42:14,033 --> 00:42:15,868 two words to me since you bailed me out. 972 00:42:15,901 --> 00:42:17,968 Oh, you want to talk now. 973 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,834 What's that supposed to mean? 974 00:42:19,868 --> 00:42:22,968 Every morning since you've been retired, 975 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,467 you could have talked to me then. 976 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,634 Every night, I lay right beside you in bed. 977 00:42:27,667 --> 00:42:29,300 You could have talked to me then, 978 00:42:29,334 --> 00:42:30,601 but you had to... 979 00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:34,100 read your books and your magazines and ESPN. 980 00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:35,968 You want to talk now. 981 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,167 Well, maybe I don't want to listen. 982 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,100 Fine. 983 00:42:40,133 --> 00:42:42,133 You don't want to listen? 984 00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:43,968 I'm going to tell you anyway. 985 00:42:45,067 --> 00:42:47,067 You were right all along. 986 00:42:48,267 --> 00:42:51,601 I did want to have an adventure on my own. 987 00:42:51,634 --> 00:42:53,567 I should have told you about Gary 988 00:42:53,601 --> 00:42:55,267 and the newspaper, but... You didn't think 989 00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:57,334 I could handle it. 990 00:42:57,367 --> 00:43:00,501 Nah, that's a load of crap. 991 00:43:00,534 --> 00:43:01,701 I have never seen you 992 00:43:01,734 --> 00:43:02,934 in a situation you couldn't handle. 993 00:43:02,968 --> 00:43:05,300 You're the most capable woman I ever met. 994 00:43:05,334 --> 00:43:06,767 Bernie, what is it? 995 00:43:06,801 --> 00:43:08,834 What's going on? 996 00:43:11,534 --> 00:43:13,467 What's going on is that... 997 00:43:16,801 --> 00:43:19,234 you're better at this kind of thing than I am. 998 00:43:19,267 --> 00:43:21,200 What kind of thing? 999 00:43:21,234 --> 00:43:22,801 Saving the day, being a hero. 1000 00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:25,100 It's right up your alley. 1001 00:43:25,133 --> 00:43:26,434 Don't you see it? 1002 00:43:26,467 --> 00:43:28,667 You're the reason that Gary gets the newspaper. 1003 00:43:28,701 --> 00:43:31,100 Because deep down, that boy is just like you. 1004 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,400 What's going on is... 1005 00:43:34,434 --> 00:43:36,634 that you don't need me anymore. 1006 00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:37,667 Bernie... 1007 00:43:37,701 --> 00:43:39,834 I don't do anything anymore. 1008 00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:40,968 But you're retired. 1009 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,834 You've earned the right to relax. 1010 00:43:42,868 --> 00:43:44,467 I don't want to relax. 1011 00:43:44,501 --> 00:43:45,567 I want to be a hero. 1012 00:43:45,601 --> 00:43:46,701 Every now and then, 1013 00:43:46,734 --> 00:43:48,968 I want to go out and try and save the day. 1014 00:43:50,067 --> 00:43:51,367 So, then, when the newspaper 1015 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,033 fell on our porch, 1016 00:43:54,067 --> 00:43:56,300 I just thought it was my opportunity 1017 00:43:56,334 --> 00:43:58,968 to see if I still had what it takes. 1018 00:44:00,267 --> 00:44:01,300 Look at you. 1019 00:44:01,334 --> 00:44:02,234 You're still as beautiful 1020 00:44:02,267 --> 00:44:04,267 as you were the day that we met. 1021 00:44:05,734 --> 00:44:07,434 Do you really mean that? 1022 00:44:07,467 --> 00:44:09,434 Of course, I mean it. 1023 00:44:09,467 --> 00:44:11,567 And look at me- I'm losing a step. 1024 00:44:11,601 --> 00:44:15,100 I go down to the Y, I can't go to the hoop like I used to. 1025 00:44:15,133 --> 00:44:19,400 Oh, you'll always be a high school senior to me. 1026 00:44:19,434 --> 00:44:21,300 You mean that? 1027 00:44:21,334 --> 00:44:22,667 Absolutely. 1028 00:44:22,701 --> 00:44:24,834 You are my hero. 1029 00:44:24,868 --> 00:44:26,801 You always will be. 1030 00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:28,200 Oh, God, I love you. 1031 00:44:28,234 --> 00:44:30,767 Oh, I thought I bored you. 1032 00:44:30,801 --> 00:44:31,868 Are you kidding me? 1033 00:44:31,901 --> 00:44:35,534 I spend all my time trying to keep up with you. 1034 00:44:35,567 --> 00:44:37,434 Let's just say good night to Gary. 1035 00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:38,434 Hey. 1036 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:40,501 I got a better idea. 1037 00:44:40,534 --> 00:44:42,467 Let's not. 1038 00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:03,300 Mama! 1039 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,434 Mama, look at this. 1040 00:45:04,467 --> 00:45:06,367 It's Brothers Carpathian.