1 00:00:05.005 --> 00:00:06.506 RuPaul: Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race... 2 00:00:06.506 --> 00:00:11.245 You're going to be making over Drag Race superfans. 3 00:00:11.245 --> 00:00:14.214 -Surprise! -[cheering] 4 00:00:14.214 --> 00:00:16.516 -Jackie Cox. -I liked it. 5 00:00:16.516 --> 00:00:17.584 There are some looks 6 00:00:17.584 --> 00:00:20.254 that I'm head over heels in love with. 7 00:00:20.254 --> 00:00:22.389 Heidi Afrodite. 8 00:00:22.389 --> 00:00:24.858 She should have tied in with some sequins or something. 9 00:00:24.858 --> 00:00:27.394 The family resemblance is kind of missing. 10 00:00:27.394 --> 00:00:30.030 Jaida Essence Hall. 11 00:00:30.030 --> 00:00:32.733 You are stunning. 12 00:00:32.733 --> 00:00:34.968 Con-drag-ulations. You are the winner of this week's challenge. 13 00:00:34.968 --> 00:00:36.436 [applause] 14 00:00:36.436 --> 00:00:39.940 Heidi, shantay you stay. 15 00:00:41.842 --> 00:00:44.344 Jackie Cox. 16 00:00:44.344 --> 00:00:45.779 Shantay you stay. 17 00:00:45.779 --> 00:00:48.982 [cries] 18 00:00:48.982 --> 00:00:50.484 [applause] 19 00:00:50.484 --> 00:00:53.987 No one is going home tonight. 20 00:01:02.029 --> 00:01:04.331 Ooh, Lord. 21 00:01:04.331 --> 00:01:07.768 Lord in heaven. 22 00:01:07.768 --> 00:01:09.536 Heidi and I were both just given 23 00:01:09.536 --> 00:01:12.472 the double save by Mama Ru. 24 00:01:12.472 --> 00:01:15.142 A genie only gets three wishes, and I've used up two. 25 00:01:15.142 --> 00:01:18.679 So this third one, we gotta make it count. 26 00:01:18.679 --> 00:01:21.515 So, bitch, how y'all feeling about this lip sync? 27 00:01:21.515 --> 00:01:23.083 I mean, when I thought I was going home 28 00:01:23.083 --> 00:01:25.285 and Ru saved me, 29 00:01:25.285 --> 00:01:29.022 I felt my entire heart 30 00:01:29.022 --> 00:01:31.625 plummet into the bottom of my feet. 31 00:01:31.625 --> 00:01:33.527 I thought last week I was feeling things. 32 00:01:33.527 --> 00:01:35.662 This week, I'm feeling more things. 33 00:01:35.662 --> 00:01:37.698 This is like RuPaul's Therapy Race. 34 00:01:37.698 --> 00:01:39.166 I don't know what's happening to me. 35 00:01:39.166 --> 00:01:40.634 Jackie seems, like, positive, 36 00:01:40.634 --> 00:01:42.869 almost like she had an "hepiphany" last night 37 00:01:42.869 --> 00:01:45.072 like the smoke cleared out of her head. 38 00:01:47.240 --> 00:01:49.476 Is it not "hepiphany?"subtitles 39 00:01:49.476 --> 00:01:50.811 Epiphany? 40 00:01:54.614 --> 00:01:56.049 I've been saying it wrong this whole time. 41 00:01:56.049 --> 00:01:57.351 Epiphany. 42 00:01:57.351 --> 00:01:59.686 Bitch, learn something new every day I guess. 43 00:01:59.686 --> 00:02:00.854 All right. 44 00:02:00.854 --> 00:02:02.556 That's three wins for Miss Jaida, 45 00:02:02.556 --> 00:02:03.890 two back to back. 46 00:02:03.890 --> 00:02:05.659 It's, like, now I've had a win 47 00:02:05.659 --> 00:02:08.729 for a dancing, musical kind of challenge. 48 00:02:08.729 --> 00:02:10.330 I've had a win for an improv challenge. 49 00:02:10.330 --> 00:02:12.899 Now I've had a win for a looks challenge. 50 00:02:12.899 --> 00:02:14.501 She's well-rounded. 51 00:02:14.501 --> 00:02:15.535 Well, I'm feeling, like, bitch, 52 00:02:15.535 --> 00:02:17.704 you're showing what you came to do, 53 00:02:17.704 --> 00:02:19.406 and the judges are loving it. 54 00:02:19.406 --> 00:02:21.174 Jaida is really starting to inch her way 55 00:02:21.174 --> 00:02:23.410 towards a secured spot in that top four. 56 00:02:23.410 --> 00:02:25.812 I have definitely gotten a wake-up call. 57 00:02:25.812 --> 00:02:27.280 I don't know what's been going on with me, 58 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:28.982 but I'm gonna snap the fuck out of it. 59 00:02:28.982 --> 00:02:31.551 Honestly, right now I'm, like, a little shook 60 00:02:31.551 --> 00:02:34.755 that we're just right back to six now. 61 00:02:34.755 --> 00:02:36.089 I mean, I know we're like-- 62 00:02:36.089 --> 00:02:38.091 obviously I'm so happy that you're still here 63 00:02:38.091 --> 00:02:41.261 and I was very sad, to, you know, 64 00:02:41.261 --> 00:02:42.763 have expected you to go. 65 00:02:42.763 --> 00:02:44.998 But as soon as she said you were safe, 66 00:02:44.998 --> 00:02:47.868 there was a moment in me where I was, like, really? 67 00:02:47.868 --> 00:02:53.140 Only, because, I'm, like, okay, now we have to start over again. 68 00:02:53.140 --> 00:02:54.441 -Oh, my God. -[laughs] 69 00:02:54.441 --> 00:02:56.076 I see how it is. 70 00:02:56.076 --> 00:02:58.278 I thought y'all were gonna be happy 71 00:02:58.278 --> 00:03:00.213 that I was still here, but clearly not. 72 00:03:00.213 --> 00:03:03.116 Look, when you send your friend off at the airport, 73 00:03:03.116 --> 00:03:04.751 that doesn't mean you love them any less. 74 00:03:04.751 --> 00:03:06.620 [all laugh] 75 00:03:06.620 --> 00:03:08.288 The more girls who leave and go home, 76 00:03:08.288 --> 00:03:10.857 the closer I get to winning my crown. 77 00:03:10.857 --> 00:03:14.661 But if I have to whup on these girls again one more time, 78 00:03:14.661 --> 00:03:16.730 then that's what I'm gonna have to do. 79 00:03:16.730 --> 00:03:19.599 See you. Love you, though. 80 00:03:21.268 --> 00:03:23.036 RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race 81 00:03:23.036 --> 00:03:24.538 receives a one-year supply 82 00:03:24.538 --> 00:03:27.007 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics 83 00:03:27.007 --> 00:03:30.911 and a cash prize of $100.000. 84 00:03:30.911 --> 00:03:34.715 With extra-special guest judge Whoopi Goldberg. 85 00:03:34.715 --> 00:03:36.016 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 86 00:03:36.016 --> 00:03:37.284 ♪ May the best woman ♪ 87 00:03:37.284 --> 00:03:39.820 ♪ Best woman win ♪ 88 00:03:42.556 --> 00:03:45.492 -Top six! -Top six! 89 00:03:45.492 --> 00:03:47.260 [weak applause] 90 00:03:47.260 --> 00:03:49.729 [laughs] It's a new day in the werkroom, 91 00:03:49.729 --> 00:03:51.932 and she's starting to feel like a cat with nine lives. 92 00:03:51.932 --> 00:03:54.267 You guys aren't feeling the fire? 93 00:03:54.267 --> 00:03:57.437 You can call me Heidi Ho, Heidi Dooty, 94 00:03:57.437 --> 00:04:00.240 Heidi Hutton, Heidi Heidi Heidi, 95 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:04.311 Heidi Almighty, and now I'm Heidi Afrodite. 96 00:04:04.311 --> 00:04:05.912 Hello, hello, hello. 97 00:04:05.912 --> 00:04:08.448 -Hi. -Hello. 98 00:04:08.448 --> 00:04:11.585 Ladies, for today's mini challenge, 99 00:04:11.585 --> 00:04:13.386 we're gonna have ourselves 100 00:04:13.386 --> 00:04:15.422 a good old-fashioned bitch fest, 101 00:04:15.422 --> 00:04:17.924 and we're gonna do it with puppets. 102 00:04:17.924 --> 00:04:20.227 [cheers and applause] Why? 103 00:04:20.227 --> 00:04:23.230 Because everybody loves puppets. 104 00:04:23.230 --> 00:04:25.632 God, I miss this challenge. 105 00:04:25.632 --> 00:04:27.434 [all laugh] 106 00:04:27.434 --> 00:04:28.835 Here's how it works. 107 00:04:28.835 --> 00:04:31.271 First, you reach deep inside that hole 108 00:04:31.271 --> 00:04:32.572 and pick out a puppet 109 00:04:32.572 --> 00:04:34.541 that represents one of your competitors. 110 00:04:34.541 --> 00:04:36.643 Second, you drag it up. 111 00:04:36.643 --> 00:04:40.614 Third, you and your puppet have a bitch fest. 112 00:04:40.614 --> 00:04:42.816 First up, Crystal Methyd. 113 00:04:42.816 --> 00:04:44.384 Okay. 114 00:04:44.384 --> 00:04:46.686 No one's been in that hole for a long time, 115 00:04:46.686 --> 00:04:48.221 so please be gentle. 116 00:04:48.221 --> 00:04:49.756 [all laugh] 117 00:04:49.756 --> 00:04:51.324 Jaida. 118 00:04:51.324 --> 00:04:52.459 Gag. 119 00:04:52.459 --> 00:04:54.995 Up next, Jackie Cox. 120 00:04:54.995 --> 00:04:58.131 I got Sherry Pie. 121 00:04:58.131 --> 00:04:59.533 Sherry Pie. 122 00:04:59.533 --> 00:05:01.067 It's Heidi. 123 00:05:01.067 --> 00:05:05.205 I'm wearing those same pants. Oh, God! 124 00:05:05.205 --> 00:05:06.907 Heidi Afrodite. 125 00:05:06.907 --> 00:05:08.642 I got Crystal Methyd. 126 00:05:08.642 --> 00:05:11.011 [cheering] 127 00:05:11.011 --> 00:05:12.846 Jaida Essence Hall. 128 00:05:12.846 --> 00:05:14.848 It's Gigi. 129 00:05:14.848 --> 00:05:17.217 Gigi Goode, go on over. 130 00:05:17.217 --> 00:05:18.618 Dig deep. 131 00:05:18.618 --> 00:05:23.657 Oh, surprise, surprise. Jackie Cox. 132 00:05:23.657 --> 00:05:27.961 Ladies, you've got 20 minutes to drag up your puppet, 133 00:05:27.961 --> 00:05:32.265 and you can use materials from the FandS Fabric wall. 134 00:05:32.265 --> 00:05:33.433 Go! 135 00:05:35.068 --> 00:05:37.103 Bitch, I just wanna make sure 136 00:05:37.103 --> 00:05:38.805 I get the fashions right. 137 00:05:38.805 --> 00:05:40.607 You better. 138 00:05:40.607 --> 00:05:42.475 All right, ladies, time is up. 139 00:05:42.475 --> 00:05:44.845 First up, Crystal Methyd 140 00:05:44.845 --> 00:05:47.614 and her puppet Jaida Essence Hall. 141 00:05:47.614 --> 00:05:49.916 Let the bitch fest begin. 142 00:05:49.916 --> 00:05:52.686 Hey, Jaida. I'm kind of confused. 143 00:05:52.686 --> 00:05:54.654 What is it the essence of? 144 00:05:54.654 --> 00:05:56.289 Girl, I'm confused, too. 145 00:05:56.289 --> 00:05:57.424 I don't even know what's going on. 146 00:05:57.424 --> 00:05:58.858 I'm just trying to be Jaida. 147 00:05:58.858 --> 00:06:01.161 Me, I'm trying to be myself all the time. 148 00:06:01.161 --> 00:06:02.395 [laughs] 149 00:06:02.395 --> 00:06:03.663 You know, I've gotten in trouble on the runway 150 00:06:03.663 --> 00:06:05.665 for wearing the same pair of boots a few times. 151 00:06:05.665 --> 00:06:07.534 But how come you haven't been spotted for those earrings? 152 00:06:07.534 --> 00:06:09.836 They're the same every time! [all laugh] 153 00:06:09.836 --> 00:06:12.205 That's a low blow, and it's not a fact. 154 00:06:12.205 --> 00:06:15.375 I've only worn the earrings twice. 155 00:06:15.375 --> 00:06:16.843 Shady move. 156 00:06:16.843 --> 00:06:19.446 Um...look over there. 157 00:06:19.446 --> 00:06:21.381 [all laugh] 158 00:06:21.381 --> 00:06:23.083 Bye. 159 00:06:23.083 --> 00:06:24.651 [all laugh] 160 00:06:24.651 --> 00:06:26.886 Well, Gigi, that's a lovely dress you're wearing. 161 00:06:26.886 --> 00:06:28.688 I think you look amazing today. 162 00:06:28.688 --> 00:06:30.724 My mother and I have a very close relationship. 163 00:06:30.724 --> 00:06:31.825 I love her so much. 164 00:06:31.825 --> 00:06:34.628 We conceptualized this garment. 165 00:06:34.628 --> 00:06:36.429 [all laugh] 166 00:06:36.429 --> 00:06:39.432 I love fashion. I love shoes. I'm amazing. 167 00:06:39.432 --> 00:06:41.268 Well, you sound a lot like Maria the robot. 168 00:06:41.268 --> 00:06:44.337 I am Maria the robot. 169 00:06:44.337 --> 00:06:45.672 [laughs] 170 00:06:45.672 --> 00:06:47.340 Hi, Heidi. How you doing? 171 00:06:47.340 --> 00:06:50.644 Hi, Sherry. Very well--aah! 172 00:06:50.644 --> 00:06:53.980 Aah! My hair fell off! 173 00:06:53.980 --> 00:06:55.982 Does that puppet look soft and supple? 174 00:06:55.982 --> 00:06:58.251 The level of this bitch. 175 00:06:58.251 --> 00:06:59.920 Sherry, correct me if I'm wrong. 176 00:06:59.920 --> 00:07:01.087 Is this the first time 177 00:07:01.087 --> 00:07:03.390 you're not dressing up as an old lady? 178 00:07:03.390 --> 00:07:06.993 Well, yes. I'm not old. I'm from New York. 179 00:07:06.993 --> 00:07:08.228 Sherry, I'm from New York, too. 180 00:07:08.228 --> 00:07:10.196 Really? I've never seen you before in my life. 181 00:07:10.196 --> 00:07:11.765 Sherry! [all laugh] 182 00:07:11.765 --> 00:07:12.832 It seems you're on the branding. 183 00:07:12.832 --> 00:07:14.768 Yes, my name is Sherry Pie. 184 00:07:14.768 --> 00:07:16.036 That's why I'm holding a pie. 185 00:07:16.036 --> 00:07:17.637 Force-feeding America! Rraagghh! 186 00:07:17.637 --> 00:07:19.673 [all laugh] 187 00:07:19.673 --> 00:07:23.276 Sherry, what did I tell you about chewing the scenery? 188 00:07:23.276 --> 00:07:24.377 Sure. 189 00:07:24.377 --> 00:07:25.712 What was your name again? 190 00:07:25.712 --> 00:07:28.381 [all laugh] 191 00:07:29.482 --> 00:07:31.451 Say hello, Jackie. 192 00:07:31.451 --> 00:07:34.721 I commend you on your attempt to make your makeup better. 193 00:07:34.721 --> 00:07:36.022 Thank you, thank you. 194 00:07:36.022 --> 00:07:39.159 I've tried really dialing it down 195 00:07:39.159 --> 00:07:41.995 on the five o'clock shadow, as you can see. 196 00:07:41.995 --> 00:07:43.296 I can see that. 197 00:07:43.296 --> 00:07:45.432 You've really tried to cover that up, haven't you? 198 00:07:45.432 --> 00:07:46.800 Yeah. 199 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:48.435 [laughs] 200 00:07:52.305 --> 00:07:54.941 So where do you live right now, Jackie Cox? 201 00:07:54.941 --> 00:07:57.010 Well, I'm a current resident of New York City. 202 00:07:57.010 --> 00:07:59.346 And where are you from? 203 00:07:59.346 --> 00:08:00.647 I'm from Canada. 204 00:08:00.647 --> 00:08:02.649 You might know that from my political debate. 205 00:08:04.184 --> 00:08:05.685 All I want to do 206 00:08:05.685 --> 00:08:09.089 is sink further and further and further down. 207 00:08:09.089 --> 00:08:11.458 I'm keeping my puppet up high. 208 00:08:11.458 --> 00:08:14.494 Crystal Methyd. Whoo! 209 00:08:14.494 --> 00:08:16.529 Let's talk about this garment you're wearing. 210 00:08:16.529 --> 00:08:19.232 You know, I just like to go to the local thrift store 211 00:08:19.232 --> 00:08:22.068 and just throw it on my body and hope for the best. 212 00:08:22.068 --> 00:08:24.471 It surely has been working for you. 213 00:08:24.471 --> 00:08:26.973 I think what the judges are looking for from you 214 00:08:26.973 --> 00:08:29.376 is to start relying on what's in your head 215 00:08:29.376 --> 00:08:31.044 and not what's on your mullet. 216 00:08:31.044 --> 00:08:33.179 -[laughs] -You know what, Heidi? 217 00:08:33.179 --> 00:08:35.448 I think it's time for you to go back in the closet. 218 00:08:35.448 --> 00:08:36.583 Thank you. 219 00:08:36.583 --> 00:08:38.284 This is now the Crystal show. 220 00:08:38.284 --> 00:08:40.487 Mullets! Mullets! Mullets! 221 00:08:40.487 --> 00:08:42.555 [all laugh] 222 00:08:42.555 --> 00:08:47.727 Ladies, the winner of today's mini challenge is... 223 00:08:47.727 --> 00:08:48.862 Jackie Cox. 224 00:08:48.862 --> 00:08:52.999 Oh! This is my third mini challenge win. 225 00:08:52.999 --> 00:08:55.702 Does this add up to a maxi challenge win? 226 00:08:55.702 --> 00:08:58.405 Ladies, playtime is over, 227 00:08:58.405 --> 00:09:01.307 but showtime is just about to begin. 228 00:09:01.307 --> 00:09:03.877 For this week's maxi challenge, 229 00:09:03.877 --> 00:09:06.446 your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent 230 00:09:06.446 --> 00:09:08.381 will be center stage 231 00:09:08.381 --> 00:09:13.219 as you create and perform your own one-woman-- 232 00:09:13.219 --> 00:09:16.456 or should I say one-drag-queen show? 233 00:09:16.456 --> 00:09:17.891 [all laugh] 234 00:09:17.891 --> 00:09:20.660 235 00:09:20.660 --> 00:09:22.796 Now, you can play multiple characters 236 00:09:22.796 --> 00:09:24.898 or just be yourself. 237 00:09:24.898 --> 00:09:26.266 Anything goes. 238 00:09:26.266 --> 00:09:29.569 Now, you'll be performing in front of a live audience. 239 00:09:29.569 --> 00:09:33.072 And Jackie Cox, you won the mini challenge, 240 00:09:33.072 --> 00:09:35.508 so you get to create the show order. 241 00:09:35.508 --> 00:09:37.177 -Oh. -Oh. 242 00:09:37.177 --> 00:09:40.346 Now, later today, you'll be coached 243 00:09:40.346 --> 00:09:44.818 by this week's extra-special, EGOT-winning guest judge... 244 00:09:45.919 --> 00:09:47.153 Whoopi Goldberg. 245 00:09:47.153 --> 00:09:50.190 [screaming] Oh, my God! 246 00:09:50.190 --> 00:09:52.258 The Color Purple is one of my favorite 247 00:09:52.258 --> 00:09:53.726 of all time movies. 248 00:09:53.726 --> 00:09:57.430 Whoopi is like some sort of transcendent deity 249 00:09:57.430 --> 00:09:59.699 of, like, Earth. 250 00:09:59.699 --> 00:10:01.034 I'm trying to be like a Whoopi. 251 00:10:01.034 --> 00:10:03.203 Now, Whoopi's big break came 252 00:10:03.203 --> 00:10:08.441 when she wrote and performed her one-woman show on Broadway. 253 00:10:08.441 --> 00:10:10.176 So take notes, ladies. 254 00:10:10.176 --> 00:10:12.045 Gentlemen, start your engines, 255 00:10:12.045 --> 00:10:14.380 and may the best woman win. 256 00:10:15.915 --> 00:10:18.485 So, listen, since I'm in charge, 257 00:10:18.485 --> 00:10:20.286 the only thing I'm gonna say 258 00:10:20.286 --> 00:10:21.921 is I would like to go first. 259 00:10:21.921 --> 00:10:23.756 I just don't want to close the show. 260 00:10:23.756 --> 00:10:25.725 I'll tell you that. 261 00:10:25.725 --> 00:10:27.727 I think Sherry does not want to go last 262 00:10:27.727 --> 00:10:29.662 because Sherry knows that the end 263 00:10:29.662 --> 00:10:31.664 is usually a bad position. 264 00:10:31.664 --> 00:10:33.833 Nobody wants the butt slice of bread. 265 00:10:33.833 --> 00:10:35.502 I'll tell you that. 266 00:10:35.502 --> 00:10:37.537 I wouldn't mind, going, like, second or third. 267 00:10:37.537 --> 00:10:39.072 I'd like to go third. 268 00:10:39.072 --> 00:10:41.374 I'm with Jaida. I wanna go kind of in the beginning. 269 00:10:41.374 --> 00:10:43.877 I would like to go somewhere in the middle as well. 270 00:10:45.044 --> 00:10:48.047 Girl, not everyone can be in the middle. 271 00:10:48.047 --> 00:10:49.916 So what are you thinking, boss? 272 00:10:49.916 --> 00:10:52.585 Well, okay. So I think I'll go first. 273 00:10:52.585 --> 00:10:56.823 Then Crystal. And then I think Heidi next. 274 00:10:56.823 --> 00:10:58.491 I would be okay going third. 275 00:10:58.491 --> 00:11:01.728 And then does anyone feel comfortable closing the show? 276 00:11:01.728 --> 00:11:02.762 'Cause someone's got to. 277 00:11:07.934 --> 00:11:10.403 Jaida, I know you didn't, like, want to be last. 278 00:11:12.272 --> 00:11:13.873 Girl. 279 00:11:13.873 --> 00:11:15.675 I mean, I don't care at this point. 280 00:11:15.675 --> 00:11:18.278 If it's gonna be funny, bitch, it's gonna be funny. 281 00:11:18.278 --> 00:11:20.547 All right, Jaida signed up for it. 282 00:11:20.547 --> 00:11:23.316 So I have Heidi followed by Gigi 283 00:11:23.316 --> 00:11:25.985 followed by Sherry, and closing out the show, 284 00:11:25.985 --> 00:11:27.420 Miss Essence Hall. 285 00:11:27.420 --> 00:11:29.255 Yeah. 286 00:11:29.255 --> 00:11:30.456 Poor Jaida. 287 00:11:30.456 --> 00:11:32.091 [laughs] 288 00:11:32.091 --> 00:11:35.195 I know she is not liking that spot, 289 00:11:35.195 --> 00:11:36.329 especially going after Sherry. 290 00:11:36.329 --> 00:11:38.831 That's a hard spot to fill. 291 00:11:38.831 --> 00:11:40.934 Speak now, 'cause I don't want people to come back 292 00:11:40.934 --> 00:11:42.268 and tell me things are shady later. 293 00:11:42.268 --> 00:11:44.637 I'm okay with my spot. 294 00:11:46.039 --> 00:11:47.106 Okay. 295 00:11:47.106 --> 00:11:48.841 Ooh, Jaida. 296 00:11:48.841 --> 00:11:50.209 You're in danger, girl.end act 297 00:11:54.147 --> 00:11:55.315 Hi, Jackie Cox. 298 00:11:55.315 --> 00:11:57.550 Hello. 299 00:11:57.550 --> 00:11:59.219 It's time for us to meet with our coaches 300 00:11:59.219 --> 00:12:01.254 for our one-woman shows, 301 00:12:01.254 --> 00:12:03.623 and I get to meet Whoopi Goldberg. 302 00:12:03.623 --> 00:12:04.624 Aah! 303 00:12:04.624 --> 00:12:06.459 I am beyond thrilled to meet you. 304 00:12:06.459 --> 00:12:07.794 Oh, thank you. 305 00:12:07.794 --> 00:12:09.596 I'm a huge Star Trek nerd. 306 00:12:09.596 --> 00:12:12.465 and I wanted to be Guinan when I grew up. 307 00:12:12.465 --> 00:12:15.935 -Yeah. -I do a lot of Star Trek drag. 308 00:12:15.935 --> 00:12:17.470 So performing for Whoopi Goldberg, 309 00:12:17.470 --> 00:12:19.439 I am freaking out. 310 00:12:19.439 --> 00:12:21.107 What are you getting ready to do? 311 00:12:21.107 --> 00:12:26.312 The concept is Drag Race 101: A Brief Herstory. 312 00:12:26.312 --> 00:12:28.081 -Let's get to it. -All right. 313 00:12:29.415 --> 00:12:30.583 Look, this show's been on forever. 314 00:12:30.583 --> 00:12:32.452 Has anyone been watching since the first season? 315 00:12:32.452 --> 00:12:33.553 -No. -Yes. 316 00:12:33.553 --> 00:12:34.721 Some of you yes, some of you no. 317 00:12:34.721 --> 00:12:37.257 That's okay. Professor Jackie Cox is here. 318 00:12:37.257 --> 00:12:40.059 You know, this show has been on for 12 seasons. 319 00:12:40.059 --> 00:12:41.127 So much has changed, you know, 320 00:12:41.127 --> 00:12:43.563 starting with this vaseline filter 321 00:12:43.563 --> 00:12:45.498 that covered the lens that first season. 322 00:12:45.498 --> 00:12:46.933 It was, like, you could barely make out 323 00:12:46.933 --> 00:12:48.201 what was happening. 324 00:12:48.201 --> 00:12:51.771 Jackie, this is gonna get somewhere soon, right? 325 00:12:53.106 --> 00:12:54.407 Fuck, shit. 326 00:12:54.407 --> 00:12:56.409 We'll get there, I promise. 327 00:12:56.409 --> 00:12:57.410 All right. 328 00:12:57.410 --> 00:12:59.312 Now, see, what you guys don't know 329 00:12:59.312 --> 00:13:01.447 is when there isn't a live studio audience here, 330 00:13:01.447 --> 00:13:03.950 this is actually a shark-filled moat. 331 00:13:03.950 --> 00:13:06.552 Whenever any of us wears any amount of green, 332 00:13:06.552 --> 00:13:07.820 we get those eyes from Michelle Visage 333 00:13:07.820 --> 00:13:09.689 and all of a sudden that shark fin starts bobbing up. 334 00:13:09.689 --> 00:13:11.991 [hums theme from Jaws] 335 00:13:13.593 --> 00:13:15.294 ♪ Dun-dun-dun ♪ Don't eat me, shark! 336 00:13:18.464 --> 00:13:19.966 Shit, fuck, shit. 337 00:13:19.966 --> 00:13:21.834 This isn't how I wanted this to go. 338 00:13:21.834 --> 00:13:24.470 I don't know. There's a disconnect for me somewhere, 339 00:13:24.470 --> 00:13:27.240 and it's in the humanity of it. 340 00:13:27.240 --> 00:13:30.510 I feel like I don't know who you are. 341 00:13:30.510 --> 00:13:33.946 Take yourself out of this stand-up idea. 342 00:13:33.946 --> 00:13:37.116 I don't do stand-up because I'm not that funny. 343 00:13:37.116 --> 00:13:39.385 But I can tell a mean story. 344 00:13:39.385 --> 00:13:41.821 And I need to know who are you? 345 00:13:41.821 --> 00:13:43.056 That's what I want. 346 00:13:43.056 --> 00:13:45.692 What do you want me to know about you? 347 00:13:45.692 --> 00:13:48.661 You've got five minutes to make us love you. 348 00:13:50.096 --> 00:13:53.366 I think I try so hard to be, like, 349 00:13:53.366 --> 00:13:55.735 who I think I have to be all the time. 350 00:13:55.735 --> 00:13:57.036 Yeah, and you don't. 351 00:13:57.036 --> 00:14:00.206 Yeah, and I'm thinking of everything you're saying. 352 00:14:00.206 --> 00:14:01.240 I'm thinking of all the things 353 00:14:01.240 --> 00:14:02.875 that my mom said to me growing up. 354 00:14:02.875 --> 00:14:04.644 which were the opposite things 355 00:14:04.644 --> 00:14:05.645 than what my dad said to me growing up. 356 00:14:05.645 --> 00:14:07.280 And, like, how Jackie Cox 357 00:14:07.280 --> 00:14:09.215 is, like, somewhere in the middle of those things. 358 00:14:09.215 --> 00:14:10.483 Yes! 359 00:14:10.483 --> 00:14:13.386 The truth is, when people are super vulnerable, 360 00:14:13.386 --> 00:14:14.387 you fall in love with them. 361 00:14:14.387 --> 00:14:15.888 That's the hard part, 362 00:14:15.888 --> 00:14:17.523 is being willing to be honest. 363 00:14:18.691 --> 00:14:21.227 I now need to synthesize 34 years of my life 364 00:14:21.227 --> 00:14:23.663 into a three- to five-minute story, 365 00:14:23.663 --> 00:14:25.131 and make it happen. 366 00:14:25.131 --> 00:14:26.299 Thank you. 367 00:14:26.299 --> 00:14:28.000 I'll take you to a cookout with my family 368 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:30.069 and how they all act and nonsense 369 00:14:30.069 --> 00:14:32.071 and cutting up and misbehaving. 370 00:14:32.071 --> 00:14:34.273 Are you going to behave like some of them? 371 00:14:34.273 --> 00:14:35.441 I will be, yes. 372 00:14:35.441 --> 00:14:37.376 I'll be trying to act like my grandmother, 373 00:14:37.376 --> 00:14:41.013 my cousin Slick, Lil Boo-boo. 374 00:14:41.013 --> 00:14:42.448 And I have-- who is the last person? 375 00:14:42.448 --> 00:14:43.750 Oh, Uncle Rob. 376 00:14:43.750 --> 00:14:46.152 He's the drunk of the family. 377 00:14:46.152 --> 00:14:47.420 Can we see a little bit of him? 378 00:14:47.420 --> 00:14:50.823 Hey, party in the house. 379 00:14:50.823 --> 00:14:52.592 What's to eat--oh. 380 00:14:52.592 --> 00:14:54.360 Oh! 381 00:14:54.360 --> 00:14:55.962 Oh, God. 382 00:14:55.962 --> 00:14:58.164 You know, no drunks move like that. 383 00:14:58.164 --> 00:14:59.332 Right. 384 00:14:59.332 --> 00:15:03.035 You know, when people are standing like that, 385 00:15:03.035 --> 00:15:05.204 you just trying to stay up. 386 00:15:05.204 --> 00:15:07.173 So you holding out 387 00:15:07.173 --> 00:15:08.674 'cause you think the air's 388 00:15:08.674 --> 00:15:10.443 gonna keep you from falling over. 389 00:15:10.443 --> 00:15:11.611 [all laugh] 390 00:15:11.611 --> 00:15:13.780 Concentrating on saying, 391 00:15:13.780 --> 00:15:15.715 "I'm not... 392 00:15:15.715 --> 00:15:16.749 drunk." 393 00:15:16.749 --> 00:15:19.786 -[RuPaul laughs] -I'm not...drunk. 394 00:15:19.786 --> 00:15:21.420 There you go. 395 00:15:21.420 --> 00:15:24.757 If you don't want to do a character, 396 00:15:24.757 --> 00:15:26.092 but you want to allude to it, 397 00:15:26.092 --> 00:15:27.860 you just yell, "Shut up, Boo!" 398 00:15:27.860 --> 00:15:28.895 [all laugh] 399 00:15:28.895 --> 00:15:31.230 That's fantastic advice. 400 00:15:31.230 --> 00:15:32.398 And take your time. 401 00:15:32.398 --> 00:15:33.966 Let us fall in love with these characters. 402 00:15:33.966 --> 00:15:35.001 Don't rush 'em. 403 00:15:35.001 --> 00:15:36.169 And all the stuff 404 00:15:36.169 --> 00:15:37.937 that you wanna put into everybody's mouth, 405 00:15:37.937 --> 00:15:39.539 now's the time to do it. 406 00:15:39.539 --> 00:15:41.774 [laughs] 407 00:15:41.774 --> 00:15:43.442 I was gonna try 408 00:15:43.442 --> 00:15:48.014 a character that is a male exotic dancer. 409 00:15:48.014 --> 00:15:50.016 Oh. 410 00:15:50.016 --> 00:15:51.984 -[laughs] -Okay. 411 00:15:51.984 --> 00:15:53.352 Are you gonna do it in drag? 412 00:15:53.352 --> 00:15:56.956 Yes. Something I've been struggling with this whole time 413 00:15:56.956 --> 00:15:59.692 is that sometimes I don't go all the way in, 414 00:15:59.692 --> 00:16:02.695 and I really wanna make sure that I make people laugh, 415 00:16:02.695 --> 00:16:05.064 which that's what I really like to do, so... 416 00:16:05.064 --> 00:16:06.766 So make it fun for you, 417 00:16:06.766 --> 00:16:09.735 and don't worry about if it's funny to me. 418 00:16:09.735 --> 00:16:10.903 'Cause what's funny to me 419 00:16:10.903 --> 00:16:12.672 may be funny to the person over there, 420 00:16:12.672 --> 00:16:14.307 -but not that one. -Yeah. 421 00:16:14.307 --> 00:16:16.442 Can you show us one of the strip moves? 422 00:16:16.442 --> 00:16:19.345 I'm trying to just, like, really try 423 00:16:19.345 --> 00:16:21.647 and come up with the movements. I don't really-- 424 00:16:21.647 --> 00:16:23.516 How do you think El Debarge would move? 425 00:16:23.516 --> 00:16:25.618 Um... 426 00:16:25.618 --> 00:16:27.119 probably... 427 00:16:27.119 --> 00:16:29.488 ♪ To the beat of the rhythm of the night ♪ 428 00:16:29.488 --> 00:16:32.959 [laughs] 429 00:16:32.959 --> 00:16:33.960 It's funny. 430 00:16:33.960 --> 00:16:35.194 Like that. 431 00:16:35.194 --> 00:16:36.162 See, you do have it. 432 00:16:36.162 --> 00:16:37.263 Yeah. 433 00:16:37.263 --> 00:16:38.698 And you talk about going. You went there. 434 00:16:38.698 --> 00:16:40.433 You know how to do the swim? 435 00:16:40.433 --> 00:16:41.968 Uh-huh. 436 00:16:41.968 --> 00:16:42.969 Do you know how to do the jerk? 437 00:16:44.503 --> 00:16:48.074 [both laugh] 438 00:16:48.074 --> 00:16:49.342 Please do that. 439 00:16:49.342 --> 00:16:51.811 Please do that. 440 00:16:51.811 --> 00:16:54.947 I thought of making a psychic goldfish. 441 00:16:54.947 --> 00:16:57.450 -Psychic goldfish. -Yes. 442 00:16:57.450 --> 00:16:59.986 I'm going to be dressed all in black 443 00:16:59.986 --> 00:17:01.187 except for here. 444 00:17:01.187 --> 00:17:02.788 Oh, you're the goldfish. 445 00:17:02.788 --> 00:17:04.991 -Yes. -Oh. 446 00:17:04.991 --> 00:17:07.093 When I turn, I'm like... 447 00:17:08.361 --> 00:17:10.563 -Do you have jokes? -Yes. 448 00:17:10.563 --> 00:17:14.467 I imagine being, like, my name is Madam Bubbles. 449 00:17:14.467 --> 00:17:16.802 I used to be a large, but thanks to Bait Watchers, 450 00:17:16.802 --> 00:17:18.070 I've gotten that down to a medium. 451 00:17:18.070 --> 00:17:20.439 -Uh-huh. -No? 452 00:17:20.439 --> 00:17:23.175 It's high concept, and we the audience, 453 00:17:23.175 --> 00:17:24.210 we just wanna laugh. 454 00:17:24.210 --> 00:17:27.647 You could be this other character 455 00:17:27.647 --> 00:17:30.216 who channels the psychic vibrations of the fish, 456 00:17:30.216 --> 00:17:31.717 and that frees you up 457 00:17:31.717 --> 00:17:34.253 from having to do the gills, you know what I mean? 458 00:17:34.253 --> 00:17:36.489 It's like I'm not funny at all. 459 00:17:36.489 --> 00:17:37.590 [laughs] 460 00:17:37.590 --> 00:17:40.493 I'm giving you a full-on skit 461 00:17:40.493 --> 00:17:41.560 with a character, telling you a story. 462 00:17:41.560 --> 00:17:42.662 -Really? -Yes. 463 00:17:42.662 --> 00:17:44.530 Well, who is this character? 464 00:17:44.530 --> 00:17:47.500 She's a flight attendant on the plane to hell. 465 00:17:47.500 --> 00:17:49.468 Wow. 466 00:17:49.468 --> 00:17:50.469 Can we see a little bit of it? 467 00:17:50.469 --> 00:17:53.439 Yes. Hi, and welcome aboard 468 00:17:53.439 --> 00:17:57.343 Brimstone Airways Flight 666 non-stop to hell. 469 00:17:57.343 --> 00:18:00.046 That's right. Based on your track record on earth, 470 00:18:00.046 --> 00:18:01.781 you've bought yourself a one-way ticket 471 00:18:01.781 --> 00:18:03.115 to your impending doom. 472 00:18:03.115 --> 00:18:06.852 -Okay. -Not quite? 473 00:18:06.852 --> 00:18:09.088 It seems a little memorized and rote. 474 00:18:10.456 --> 00:18:12.591 -Can you put the paper down? -Sure. 475 00:18:12.591 --> 00:18:15.194 Oh, God. Okay. Was not prepared for this. 476 00:18:15.194 --> 00:18:16.896 Should have been, but I wasn't. 477 00:18:16.896 --> 00:18:18.698 Hmm... 478 00:18:18.698 --> 00:18:20.032 All right. 479 00:18:20.032 --> 00:18:23.035 Now, for today's flight-- Oh, let me try that again. 480 00:18:24.270 --> 00:18:25.404 I... [sighs] 481 00:18:25.404 --> 00:18:28.007 I really get caught up in my head 482 00:18:28.007 --> 00:18:30.476 when I have to think on my feet, 483 00:18:30.476 --> 00:18:33.412 so I really wanted to write an entire script-- 484 00:18:33.412 --> 00:18:35.281 You don't have enough time. 485 00:18:35.281 --> 00:18:37.283 -Okay. -So improv. 486 00:18:37.283 --> 00:18:39.018 Don't think about it. 487 00:18:39.018 --> 00:18:40.820 Say whatever comes out of your mouth. 488 00:18:42.755 --> 00:18:44.624 [sighs] 489 00:18:44.624 --> 00:18:47.660 I had a different impression 490 00:18:47.660 --> 00:18:50.830 of what this challenge was going to be, 491 00:18:50.830 --> 00:18:54.767 and I was so confident about what I came up with. 492 00:18:54.767 --> 00:19:00.072 And I just feel very, um... thrown off. 493 00:19:00.072 --> 00:19:02.208 I'm sorry. 494 00:19:02.208 --> 00:19:03.809 I don't feel like I'm one to get in my head. 495 00:19:03.809 --> 00:19:06.345 Don't think it. Just do it. 496 00:19:06.345 --> 00:19:09.682 Ru and Whoopi keep just telling me 497 00:19:09.682 --> 00:19:12.752 like, you know, just, like, think on your feet. 498 00:19:12.752 --> 00:19:14.387 You can do this. It's just improv. 499 00:19:14.387 --> 00:19:17.056 And, like, my mind just doesn't work that way. 500 00:19:17.056 --> 00:19:19.291 You've already said to yourself you can't. 501 00:19:19.291 --> 00:19:21.127 -I know. -And you can. 502 00:19:21.127 --> 00:19:22.128 You're gonna be fine. 503 00:19:22.128 --> 00:19:23.896 -Thank you. -Bye. 504 00:19:23.896 --> 00:19:25.364 I just don't know what I'm going to do. 505 00:19:27.733 --> 00:19:30.102 Okay. So the first time 506 00:19:30.102 --> 00:19:32.838 that my father ever met my boyfriend 507 00:19:32.838 --> 00:19:34.206 was my 20th birthday. 508 00:19:34.206 --> 00:19:35.307 I was super excited. 509 00:19:35.307 --> 00:19:37.343 He's coming over, and my father 510 00:19:37.343 --> 00:19:38.544 is giving him a little eye from the side. 511 00:19:38.544 --> 00:19:40.012 And I'm, like, oh, my God. 512 00:19:40.012 --> 00:19:41.981 I don't know what's gonna go down, but-- 513 00:19:41.981 --> 00:19:43.416 Can I stop you? 514 00:19:43.416 --> 00:19:45.618 You have a tendency to talk really fast. 515 00:19:45.618 --> 00:19:46.786 Yeah. 516 00:19:46.786 --> 00:19:48.287 Give us an opportunity to fall in love with you 517 00:19:48.287 --> 00:19:51.090 and to see the character that you're doing. 518 00:19:51.090 --> 00:19:52.091 Like I said, like, most-- 519 00:19:52.091 --> 00:19:53.292 Slow down. 520 00:19:53.292 --> 00:19:55.294 Yeah. I'm sorry. I just, like, 521 00:19:55.294 --> 00:19:58.030 I always talk really excited. 522 00:19:58.030 --> 00:20:00.199 That's just, like, within my DNA, 523 00:20:00.199 --> 00:20:01.400 so I'm just trying to work on, like, 524 00:20:01.400 --> 00:20:03.169 making sure that I'm, like, pacing myself. 525 00:20:04.670 --> 00:20:05.838 Think of it as a flower. 526 00:20:05.838 --> 00:20:07.973 It starts to open, 527 00:20:07.973 --> 00:20:09.975 and then there's another part, 528 00:20:09.975 --> 00:20:12.578 and then another part and another part. 529 00:20:12.578 --> 00:20:15.214 And it's all of that information 530 00:20:15.214 --> 00:20:17.216 in this small period. 531 00:20:17.216 --> 00:20:19.552 -That's what this is. -I see what you're saying. 532 00:20:19.552 --> 00:20:20.720 -Yeah. -Cool. 533 00:20:20.720 --> 00:20:22.721 Do you have any more questions for Whoopi? 534 00:20:22.721 --> 00:20:24.523 You know, I don't even have questions. 535 00:20:24.523 --> 00:20:26.792 It's, like, uhh. 536 00:20:28.227 --> 00:20:29.395 I don't want to get emotional, 537 00:20:29.395 --> 00:20:31.497 but when Ru told us that you would be here, 538 00:20:31.497 --> 00:20:33.399 it was, like, miraculous 539 00:20:33.399 --> 00:20:36.502 because preparing to come here, 540 00:20:36.502 --> 00:20:39.038 I constantly would listen to The Color Purple soundtrack, 541 00:20:39.038 --> 00:20:43.576 and this competition is almost exactly like 542 00:20:43.576 --> 00:20:45.311 the journey of Celie in the movie. 543 00:20:45.311 --> 00:20:47.146 You go through all these really, really hard times, 544 00:20:47.146 --> 00:20:50.649 but on the other side of it, there's so much joy. 545 00:20:50.649 --> 00:20:52.251 So it's like a sign to me 546 00:20:52.251 --> 00:20:54.420 that you would be here today 547 00:20:54.420 --> 00:20:56.122 -And I'm, like, oh, my God. -Come here. Come here. 548 00:20:56.122 --> 00:20:57.556 Goddamn it, come here. 549 00:20:58.824 --> 00:21:00.659 -Oh, my God. -All right. 550 00:21:02.027 --> 00:21:04.597 For Whoopi to, like, make that kind of connection with me 551 00:21:04.597 --> 00:21:05.965 is just, like, everything right now. 552 00:21:05.965 --> 00:21:08.200 -Thank you so much for that. -Thank you. 553 00:21:08.200 --> 00:21:10.903 And I just feel like that's just, like, a huge sign 554 00:21:10.903 --> 00:21:13.405 that maybe something's good gonna happen, 555 00:21:13.405 --> 00:21:14.406 or maybe that's a sign I'm going home. 556 00:21:14.406 --> 00:21:17.076 I don't know. [both laugh]end act 557 00:21:18.944 --> 00:21:21.547 Ooh, is it time to make the magic? 558 00:21:21.547 --> 00:21:23.949 Today we're gonna be performing our one-woman shows 559 00:21:23.949 --> 00:21:25.918 in front of Ru, Whoopi, and the judges. 560 00:21:25.918 --> 00:21:28.354 I think the other girls don't see me as a full threat 561 00:21:28.354 --> 00:21:31.857 because I'm just weird and kooky. 562 00:21:31.857 --> 00:21:35.060 But I have worked my way from the bottom 563 00:21:35.060 --> 00:21:37.997 to a consistent top in this competition, 564 00:21:37.997 --> 00:21:40.799 and I just really want to win a challenge 565 00:21:40.799 --> 00:21:43.202 before the top four is picked. 566 00:21:43.202 --> 00:21:45.771 Heidi: Is everybody ready and excited? 567 00:21:45.771 --> 00:21:47.006 I don't know. 568 00:21:47.006 --> 00:21:48.808 I'm completely changing my concept from yesterday. 569 00:21:48.808 --> 00:21:50.476 Oh, shit. 570 00:21:50.476 --> 00:21:53.746 And we'll see if it works. 571 00:21:53.746 --> 00:21:57.383 And it's probably the most personal thing I've done 572 00:21:57.383 --> 00:21:59.318 so far in this competition. 573 00:22:02.254 --> 00:22:04.557 I'm going to be doing impressions of my parents, 574 00:22:04.557 --> 00:22:07.827 who are total characters in their own right. 575 00:22:07.827 --> 00:22:09.628 I don't know if my mom 576 00:22:09.628 --> 00:22:12.631 is going to love this impersonation of her. 577 00:22:12.631 --> 00:22:14.900 She doesn't know I do drag. 578 00:22:16.335 --> 00:22:18.571 My mom has said things to me in the past 579 00:22:18.571 --> 00:22:22.641 that have really hurt me in profound ways 580 00:22:22.641 --> 00:22:25.578 that I think I'm still not fully healed from. 581 00:22:25.578 --> 00:22:28.013 A big part of that has to do 582 00:22:28.013 --> 00:22:30.182 with her not really accepting that I'm gay. 583 00:22:30.182 --> 00:22:32.718 I still care about what she thinks, 584 00:22:32.718 --> 00:22:33.986 even though I know 585 00:22:33.986 --> 00:22:38.657 that I'll never get 100% of the approval 586 00:22:38.657 --> 00:22:40.826 that I've wanted my whole life from her. 587 00:22:40.826 --> 00:22:43.529 So I've really changed the whole thing, 588 00:22:43.529 --> 00:22:45.097 and it's gonna be... 589 00:22:46.732 --> 00:22:48.534 something else. 590 00:22:48.534 --> 00:22:49.935 But I'm excited. 591 00:22:49.935 --> 00:22:51.837 The fact that, you know, like, 592 00:22:51.837 --> 00:22:54.874 we're all doing such different concepts 593 00:22:54.874 --> 00:22:56.942 is, like, okay, well, who's gonna be stronger than the other 594 00:22:56.942 --> 00:22:59.912 and what makes us stronger than the other? 595 00:22:59.912 --> 00:23:01.513 I feel like I have so much more work to do 596 00:23:01.513 --> 00:23:03.616 than anybody else in this entire group. 597 00:23:03.616 --> 00:23:06.619 I don't know what to do with the feedback that I got. 598 00:23:06.619 --> 00:23:08.587 I am terrified. 599 00:23:08.587 --> 00:23:10.589 I don't want to look like an idiot. 600 00:23:10.589 --> 00:23:13.726 I don't want that ooh-ooh-ooh moment on stage. 601 00:23:13.726 --> 00:23:17.429 It's not until you hear somebody's whose job 602 00:23:17.429 --> 00:23:21.100 is literally to guide you through your own self 603 00:23:21.100 --> 00:23:24.837 say, you know, this does not feel very you. 604 00:23:24.837 --> 00:23:26.705 I think what I do is I convince myself 605 00:23:26.705 --> 00:23:28.574 that self-doubt is not there, 606 00:23:28.574 --> 00:23:31.443 and it obviously is. 607 00:23:31.443 --> 00:23:34.246 Internally I compare myself to others all the time. 608 00:23:34.246 --> 00:23:36.081 I'm always very hard on myself. 609 00:23:36.081 --> 00:23:37.349 That's why I always feel like 610 00:23:37.349 --> 00:23:40.286 outwardly I need to look as pristine as possible. 611 00:23:40.286 --> 00:23:41.887 It's just something to deal with later 612 00:23:41.887 --> 00:23:43.289 that never gets dealt with. 613 00:23:43.289 --> 00:23:46.325 And I think now is the time to attack it head-on 614 00:23:46.325 --> 00:23:48.193 'cause we only get one chance, 615 00:23:48.193 --> 00:23:50.496 and I don't want to fuck it up. 616 00:23:50.496 --> 00:23:52.965 I'm actually really excited going into this challenge. 617 00:23:52.965 --> 00:23:55.501 Really,it's just me basically telling the story 618 00:23:55.501 --> 00:23:56.669 about my family. 619 00:23:56.669 --> 00:23:57.970 The hardest part of this challenge 620 00:23:57.970 --> 00:24:01.273 i knowing that I'm going to be disowned by my family 621 00:24:01.273 --> 00:24:04.510 at the end of this. [laughs] 622 00:24:04.510 --> 00:24:07.079 Fun fact, though. The day I started my very first job-- 623 00:24:07.079 --> 00:24:08.647 She's about to go running to one of her little stories 624 00:24:08.647 --> 00:24:11.350 about little Ramseur. 625 00:24:11.350 --> 00:24:13.252 -Oh, bitch. -The Rose Nylund of the season. 626 00:24:13.252 --> 00:24:16.088 -Who is Rose Nylund? -Oh. 627 00:24:16.088 --> 00:24:18.891 Jaida Essence Hall. 628 00:24:18.891 --> 00:24:20.526 What I did? 629 00:24:23.228 --> 00:24:25.097 Is this bitch serious? 630 00:24:25.097 --> 00:24:26.532 The Golden Girls? 631 00:24:26.532 --> 00:24:27.733 Oh, okay, bitch. Well, look... 632 00:24:27.733 --> 00:24:29.201 [laughs] 633 00:24:29.201 --> 00:24:31.603 I'm thinking that's some bitch from New York City they know. 634 00:24:31.603 --> 00:24:33.172 I don't know who that is. 635 00:24:33.172 --> 00:24:34.606 My bad. 636 00:24:34.606 --> 00:24:36.742 -Jaida. -Look over there. 637 00:24:36.742 --> 00:24:37.876 [all laugh] 638 00:24:37.876 --> 00:24:39.078 Oh, bitch. 639 00:24:44.850 --> 00:24:47.052 [RuPaul laughs] 640 00:24:50.055 --> 00:24:53.759 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 641 00:24:53.759 --> 00:24:58.030 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 642 00:24:58.030 --> 00:24:59.932 And what? 643 00:24:59.932 --> 00:25:03.135 Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race. 644 00:25:03.135 --> 00:25:04.536 Look at you, Ru. 645 00:25:04.536 --> 00:25:06.772 What a difference a day makes. 646 00:25:06.772 --> 00:25:09.508 Yes, a little lip gloss and mascara. 647 00:25:09.508 --> 00:25:11.844 This week we challenged our girls 648 00:25:11.844 --> 00:25:13.746 to create and star 649 00:25:13.746 --> 00:25:16.949 in their very own one-drag-queen shows. 650 00:25:16.949 --> 00:25:18.350 And on the runway, 651 00:25:18.350 --> 00:25:21.553 category is The Color Purple. 652 00:25:23.522 --> 00:25:25.290 Gentlemen, start your engines, 653 00:25:25.290 --> 00:25:26.992 and may the best woman win.end act 654 00:25:28.594 --> 00:25:30.996 [cheers and applause] 655 00:25:32.197 --> 00:25:33.232 Michelle, is that Dahlia? 656 00:25:33.232 --> 00:25:35.300 Yes. 657 00:25:35.300 --> 00:25:37.169 She's stalking us. 658 00:25:37.169 --> 00:25:39.905 The Big Pink Furry Box Theater 659 00:25:39.905 --> 00:25:41.774 presents Jackie Cox, 660 00:25:41.774 --> 00:25:44.810 Between Two Parents. 661 00:25:44.810 --> 00:25:48.447 Hello. Hello. 662 00:25:48.447 --> 00:25:49.448 [applause] 663 00:25:49.448 --> 00:25:52.551 Now, it may be hard to believe 664 00:25:52.551 --> 00:25:53.886 from what you see in front of you, 665 00:25:53.886 --> 00:25:57.089 but both of my parents are scientists. 666 00:25:57.089 --> 00:26:01.093 My father is a mild-mannered Canadian 667 00:26:01.093 --> 00:26:03.295 with a very dry sense of humor. 668 00:26:03.295 --> 00:26:04.963 My mother is from Iran, 669 00:26:04.963 --> 00:26:06.832 and like many immigrant parents, 670 00:26:06.832 --> 00:26:09.268 had a very clear list of things 671 00:26:09.268 --> 00:26:11.503 that she wanted me to accomplish 672 00:26:11.503 --> 00:26:13.439 to fulfill her dreams, 673 00:26:13.439 --> 00:26:15.274 top of which is become a doctor. 674 00:26:15.274 --> 00:26:18.377 And nowhere on this list 675 00:26:18.377 --> 00:26:20.813 was drag queen. 676 00:26:20.813 --> 00:26:22.815 Bouncing between these two households-- 677 00:26:22.815 --> 00:26:24.983 my parents clearly did not stay married-- 678 00:26:24.983 --> 00:26:28.687 was something that challenged me in many different ways. 679 00:26:28.687 --> 00:26:30.055 Take my mother, for instance. 680 00:26:30.055 --> 00:26:32.758 I'm maybe 12 years old watching the TV. 681 00:26:36.728 --> 00:26:38.597 [Iranian accent] What is this? 682 00:26:39.965 --> 00:26:43.902 I do not approve of these Spice Girls. 683 00:26:43.902 --> 00:26:47.306 This is too sexy-mexy. 684 00:26:47.306 --> 00:26:49.308 Go to your room and go study your book 685 00:26:49.308 --> 00:26:51.043 on male anatomy. 686 00:26:51.043 --> 00:26:53.745 Well, you don't have to tell me twice. 687 00:26:53.745 --> 00:26:55.614 [all laugh] 688 00:26:55.614 --> 00:26:57.516 [applause] 689 00:26:57.516 --> 00:27:01.086 So I hear you are interested in performing 690 00:27:01.086 --> 00:27:02.354 and music and dancing. 691 00:27:02.354 --> 00:27:04.523 I believe in you. Okay, first things first. 692 00:27:04.523 --> 00:27:06.992 We're gonna start with ballet and then jazz and then tap 693 00:27:06.992 --> 00:27:10.362 and then all other dancing starting from flamenco to salsa. 694 00:27:10.362 --> 00:27:11.497 Dad, this is a lot. 695 00:27:11.497 --> 00:27:14.099 I don't know if that's what I want to do. 696 00:27:14.099 --> 00:27:15.167 But a few years later, 697 00:27:15.167 --> 00:27:17.669 I started to get a little bit of an idea. 698 00:27:17.669 --> 00:27:20.239 Me and a few friends sneak out 699 00:27:20.239 --> 00:27:22.541 and we drive down to Chicago Gay Pride, 700 00:27:22.541 --> 00:27:25.310 and that's when I see them for the first time. 701 00:27:25.310 --> 00:27:27.513 They look eight feet tall, 702 00:27:27.513 --> 00:27:30.349 giant high heels, giant hair. 703 00:27:30.349 --> 00:27:31.817 These aren't just women. 704 00:27:31.817 --> 00:27:35.154 These are drag queens, and I'm mesmerized. 705 00:27:35.154 --> 00:27:38.490 I decide to take home a little souvenir, 706 00:27:38.490 --> 00:27:41.159 a beautiful white feather boa 707 00:27:41.159 --> 00:27:43.295 with sparkly parts in it, too. 708 00:27:43.295 --> 00:27:44.496 I get home, sneak that boa, 709 00:27:44.496 --> 00:27:48.634 hide up in the topmost corner of my closet. 710 00:27:54.973 --> 00:27:56.542 [Iranian accent] What is this? 711 00:27:56.542 --> 00:27:58.043 [all laugh] 712 00:27:58.043 --> 00:27:59.578 If my mom can get past the fact 713 00:27:59.578 --> 00:28:02.648 that I'm a drag queen on national television, 714 00:28:02.648 --> 00:28:06.818 hopefully she'll get over this impression of her. 715 00:28:06.818 --> 00:28:08.287 And what have I figured out? 716 00:28:08.287 --> 00:28:10.055 Having someone in your corner 717 00:28:10.055 --> 00:28:12.891 who is always cheering you on and believes in you, 718 00:28:12.891 --> 00:28:14.526 that's love. 719 00:28:14.526 --> 00:28:16.328 And I learned that having someone 720 00:28:16.328 --> 00:28:18.230 who always wants to make sure 721 00:28:18.230 --> 00:28:20.065 that nothing bad will ever happen to you, 722 00:28:20.065 --> 00:28:21.099 that's real love. 723 00:28:21.099 --> 00:28:23.435 And I also learned 724 00:28:23.435 --> 00:28:25.837 to hide that feather boa a little better. 725 00:28:25.837 --> 00:28:29.741 [cheers and applause] 726 00:28:29.741 --> 00:28:30.776 Thank you, guys. 727 00:28:30.776 --> 00:28:33.779 [cheers and applause] 728 00:28:33.779 --> 00:28:36.315 I'm a little worried having to follow this act 729 00:28:36.315 --> 00:28:38.083 because she definitely put a lot of herself 730 00:28:38.083 --> 00:28:39.284 and her heart in it, 731 00:28:39.284 --> 00:28:44.823 and I'm not playing myself at all. 732 00:28:44.823 --> 00:28:46.658 Next, Crystal Methyd 733 00:28:46.658 --> 00:28:52.064 in Phenomenal Phil, Exotic Dance Instructor. 734 00:28:52.064 --> 00:28:54.766 Thank you. Thank you. 735 00:28:54.766 --> 00:28:58.570 How we doing tonight, ladies? 736 00:28:58.570 --> 00:29:00.606 [cheers and laughter] 737 00:29:00.606 --> 00:29:03.175 All right. Well, I'm Phenomenal Phil, 738 00:29:03.175 --> 00:29:06.278 exotic dance instructor to the stars. 739 00:29:06.278 --> 00:29:08.580 I worked with Channing Tatum. 740 00:29:08.580 --> 00:29:10.649 I taught him how to do the Worm. 741 00:29:10.649 --> 00:29:13.552 [screaming] 742 00:29:13.552 --> 00:29:16.021 I've also taught Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson 743 00:29:16.021 --> 00:29:18.090 how to do The Sprinkler. 744 00:29:18.090 --> 00:29:20.659 [screaming] 745 00:29:20.659 --> 00:29:24.730 I even taught Betty White how to do The Jerk. 746 00:29:24.730 --> 00:29:27.633 [all laugh] 747 00:29:27.633 --> 00:29:31.903 Are you all ready to start Philling yourselves? 748 00:29:31.903 --> 00:29:33.171 -Yes! -Yes! 749 00:29:33.171 --> 00:29:35.007 I brought you moves 750 00:29:35.007 --> 00:29:39.177 from my dance training DVD Phil Me Up. 751 00:29:39.177 --> 00:29:41.580 [all laugh] 752 00:29:41.580 --> 00:29:44.082 This first move is The Litterbox. 753 00:29:44.082 --> 00:29:45.484 [all laugh] 754 00:29:45.484 --> 00:29:49.287 Get yourself in the mind of a pussycat. 755 00:29:49.287 --> 00:29:54.192 And then you get that soiled sand, like, out of here. 756 00:29:54.192 --> 00:29:55.894 Get it out! 757 00:29:55.894 --> 00:29:58.196 [all laugh] 758 00:29:58.196 --> 00:30:00.832 And then we're gonna dump it, okay? 759 00:30:00.832 --> 00:30:03.168 -Oh! -Get it out. 760 00:30:03.168 --> 00:30:04.436 Phil it up. 761 00:30:04.436 --> 00:30:07.039 We're not done yet. 762 00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:08.573 We probably got some on our legs, 763 00:30:08.573 --> 00:30:11.810 so do a little bit of this, 764 00:30:11.810 --> 00:30:13.945 a little bit of that. 765 00:30:13.945 --> 00:30:16.448 All right, Crystal. She's killing it out here. 766 00:30:16.448 --> 00:30:18.150 [cheering] 767 00:30:18.150 --> 00:30:19.284 We might have to change her name 768 00:30:19.284 --> 00:30:21.853 to Phenomenal Phil after this performance. 769 00:30:21.853 --> 00:30:23.588 This is my big money-maker. 770 00:30:23.588 --> 00:30:27.025 It's the Brazilian Banana Inspector. 771 00:30:27.025 --> 00:30:31.797 Start up, and just find the banana in the tree. 772 00:30:31.797 --> 00:30:33.598 I think they grow on trees. 773 00:30:33.598 --> 00:30:35.367 [all laugh] 774 00:30:35.367 --> 00:30:37.769 Pull it down, and then you gotta make sure 775 00:30:37.769 --> 00:30:40.472 you work the nips on the way down. 776 00:30:40.472 --> 00:30:42.307 So here, give it a little bit... 777 00:30:42.307 --> 00:30:44.409 Gimme a little bit of that, 778 00:30:44.409 --> 00:30:46.845 and then we work it down to the hips. 779 00:30:46.845 --> 00:30:49.181 [cheering] 780 00:30:49.181 --> 00:30:51.650 [laughter and applause] 781 00:30:51.650 --> 00:30:52.951 All right, everybody, 782 00:30:52.951 --> 00:30:55.353 I think that's about all the time I have for today. 783 00:30:55.353 --> 00:30:57.189 I'll be in the back selling my DVD, 784 00:30:57.189 --> 00:30:58.490 but only for about 20 minutes, 785 00:30:58.490 --> 00:31:01.793 because I'm performing at a bar mitzvah later. 786 00:31:01.793 --> 00:31:04.596 [all laugh] 787 00:31:04.596 --> 00:31:06.932 -Thank you! -Bye, Phil! 788 00:31:08.366 --> 00:31:11.503 Up next, Heidi Afrodite. 789 00:31:11.503 --> 00:31:12.504 Whoo! 790 00:31:12.504 --> 00:31:16.408 In Cookout With Your Cheeks Out. 791 00:31:16.408 --> 00:31:19.177 Ooh, y'all look so good. Y'all look so good. 792 00:31:19.177 --> 00:31:21.913 I really just want to give y'all some of my hometown living. 793 00:31:21.913 --> 00:31:24.783 The first member of my family I want you to meet 794 00:31:24.783 --> 00:31:25.884 is my grandmother. 795 00:31:25.884 --> 00:31:27.219 She's the one who raised me, 796 00:31:27.219 --> 00:31:29.121 and she really... 797 00:31:29.121 --> 00:31:30.355 hates everyone. 798 00:31:30.355 --> 00:31:32.057 [all laugh] 799 00:31:32.057 --> 00:31:33.692 Let me introduce you to Grandmother. 800 00:31:33.692 --> 00:31:38.363 'Bout time all y'all got here in my house. 801 00:31:38.363 --> 00:31:41.666 Now, y'all best stop opening up my door and stuff. 802 00:31:41.666 --> 00:31:44.636 I don't pay to air-condition the outside. 803 00:31:44.636 --> 00:31:50.442 Oh, Lord, have mercy, here comes Sharon 804 00:31:50.442 --> 00:31:53.445 with that nasty-ass potato salad. Oh, Lord. 805 00:31:53.445 --> 00:31:55.680 [all laugh] 806 00:31:55.680 --> 00:31:58.984 Hello, hello, everyone. 807 00:31:58.984 --> 00:32:00.118 Oh, how are you all doing? 808 00:32:00.118 --> 00:32:02.254 I brought the potato salad. 809 00:32:02.254 --> 00:32:03.355 Don't worry. 810 00:32:03.355 --> 00:32:05.190 Imma put it right here in the middle. 811 00:32:05.190 --> 00:32:09.861 Now, Sharon, I done told you about that potato salad. 812 00:32:09.861 --> 00:32:11.530 You don't season it, 813 00:32:11.530 --> 00:32:14.366 you don't put the right potatoes in it, 814 00:32:14.366 --> 00:32:17.102 you don't even put mustard in it. 815 00:32:17.102 --> 00:32:21.706 [gasps] How dare you talk about my potato salad! 816 00:32:21.706 --> 00:32:25.310 And there's always Uncle Rob, the drunk. 817 00:32:26.845 --> 00:32:29.347 Why y'all-- [hiccup] 818 00:32:31.116 --> 00:32:33.218 Why y'all fighting? 819 00:32:34.853 --> 00:32:36.621 Rob, I done told you, 820 00:32:36.621 --> 00:32:38.790 take yo drunk ass and sit down somewhere. 821 00:32:38.790 --> 00:32:40.458 Always in somebody business. 822 00:32:42.127 --> 00:32:46.031 The party don't start till Cousin Slick walks in. 823 00:32:46.031 --> 00:32:48.533 Yo, yo, yo, what's up, cuz? 824 00:32:48.533 --> 00:32:51.136 What's up, y'all? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 825 00:32:51.136 --> 00:32:53.171 Yo, what's here to eat? Aunt Sharon's salad. 826 00:32:53.171 --> 00:32:56.741 Oh, you know, it's my potato salad here. 827 00:32:56.741 --> 00:32:58.076 You know, it's so good. 828 00:32:58.076 --> 00:33:00.412 No, no, no, Aunt Sharon, no, no, no. 829 00:33:00.412 --> 00:33:02.881 No, last time I had your potato salad 830 00:33:02.881 --> 00:33:05.550 I had to blow that bathroom up. 831 00:33:05.550 --> 00:33:07.118 [all laugh] 832 00:33:07.118 --> 00:33:08.920 Dumbass. [hiccup] 833 00:33:12.657 --> 00:33:15.760 Just you wait and see, Sharon. 834 00:33:15.760 --> 00:33:17.696 Imma laugh right in yo face. 835 00:33:17.696 --> 00:33:22.868 Heidi is not giving what I expected from Heidi. 836 00:33:22.868 --> 00:33:25.403 Yo, yo, yo, I gotta go. Bye, bye, bye, oh, oh. 837 00:33:25.403 --> 00:33:29.541 Baby, the ship is-- it's not sinking, 838 00:33:29.541 --> 00:33:31.743 but it's a few holes in it. 839 00:33:31.743 --> 00:33:33.044 You have a good night, everybody. 840 00:33:33.044 --> 00:33:35.814 [cheers and applause]end act 841 00:33:37.749 --> 00:33:41.253 The Furry Box Theater presents Gigi Goode 842 00:33:41.253 --> 00:33:45.323 in Welcome Aboard Brimstone Airways. 843 00:33:45.323 --> 00:33:48.860 [cheers and applause] 844 00:33:50.362 --> 00:33:53.698 Good morning, sinners. 845 00:33:53.698 --> 00:33:57.302 Welcome aboard Brimstone Airways Flight 666 846 00:33:57.302 --> 00:33:59.137 non-stop to hell. 847 00:33:59.137 --> 00:34:02.340 Right, you all did something in your lives to piss up-- 848 00:34:02.340 --> 00:34:05.210 to piss off the big guy upstairs. 849 00:34:05.210 --> 00:34:06.344 I'm gonna let you know 850 00:34:06.344 --> 00:34:07.345 why a couple of you are here, all right? 851 00:34:07.345 --> 00:34:08.680 Let's see. You. 852 00:34:08.680 --> 00:34:10.582 You in the front row in this ripped-up denim jacket. 853 00:34:10.582 --> 00:34:12.617 -What's your name? -Derrick. 854 00:34:12.617 --> 00:34:15.520 Gary, nice to meet you, Gary. 855 00:34:15.520 --> 00:34:18.156 Gary, your credit score sucks, Gary. 856 00:34:18.156 --> 00:34:19.724 [all laugh] 857 00:34:19.724 --> 00:34:22.327 -You, what's your name? -Morgan. 858 00:34:22.327 --> 00:34:24.729 I'm gonna call you Karen from now on. Is that okay? 859 00:34:24.729 --> 00:34:27.899 I'm gonna tell you why you're on your way to hell, Karen. 860 00:34:27.899 --> 00:34:31.736 It's because you're a goddamn hypocrite, all right? 861 00:34:31.736 --> 00:34:33.438 I see you mixing textiles. 862 00:34:33.438 --> 00:34:36.174 Oh! 863 00:34:36.174 --> 00:34:38.276 He's paying attention. 864 00:34:38.276 --> 00:34:39.577 [all laugh] 865 00:34:39.577 --> 00:34:41.112 Give me one second. 866 00:34:41.112 --> 00:34:45.150 I'm gonna gather my extremely important tools. 867 00:34:46.418 --> 00:34:49.054 All right, if you'll kindly familiarize yourself 868 00:34:49.054 --> 00:34:51.957 with the lack of exits on this aircraft. 869 00:34:51.957 --> 00:34:53.725 You'll look to my left and right, 870 00:34:53.725 --> 00:34:56.728 that's right, no exits here. 871 00:34:56.728 --> 00:35:02.600 Okay? For your in-flight snacks, we have just one option. 872 00:35:02.600 --> 00:35:04.970 It's peanuts! 873 00:35:04.970 --> 00:35:07.272 Unsalted peanuts. 874 00:35:07.272 --> 00:35:10.342 Welcome to hell, bitch. 875 00:35:10.342 --> 00:35:11.843 [all laugh] 876 00:35:11.843 --> 00:35:14.245 Okay, let's see where I'm at now. 877 00:35:14.245 --> 00:35:17.182 All right, so... 878 00:35:17.182 --> 00:35:19.517 I love Gigi's concept, 879 00:35:19.517 --> 00:35:24.756 but I'm seeing Gigi kind of trying to remember her outline, 880 00:35:24.756 --> 00:35:25.890 and keep going back to it 881 00:35:25.890 --> 00:35:28.760 when she's on a roll on different jokes. 882 00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:31.296 Okay, all right. 883 00:35:31.296 --> 00:35:34.265 So when we do land, something will magically open 884 00:35:34.265 --> 00:35:35.667 and you'll get off 885 00:35:35.667 --> 00:35:36.968 and immediately be engulfed in flames. 886 00:35:36.968 --> 00:35:38.303 So as stated before, 887 00:35:38.303 --> 00:35:40.605 that tiny piece of fabric with metal attached to it 888 00:35:40.605 --> 00:35:42.941 is not gonna protect you from shit, Karen. 889 00:35:42.941 --> 00:35:45.143 Or you, Gary. 890 00:35:45.143 --> 00:35:47.612 I see you're wearing distressed denim. 891 00:35:47.612 --> 00:35:51.850 It's 2020. Keep that in mind. 892 00:35:51.850 --> 00:35:53.652 All right, I've just received word from the captain 893 00:35:53.652 --> 00:35:56.287 that we are beginning our initial descent. 894 00:35:56.287 --> 00:35:58.390 On behalf of Brimstone Airways, 895 00:35:58.390 --> 00:36:00.458 I want to thank you for choosing us 896 00:36:00.458 --> 00:36:02.827 as your means of transportation today, 897 00:36:02.827 --> 00:36:06.865 and please enjoy your stay in Detroit. 898 00:36:06.865 --> 00:36:08.833 [all laugh] 899 00:36:08.833 --> 00:36:10.568 Thank you. Burn in hell. 900 00:36:10.568 --> 00:36:12.771 Thank you. Go fuck yourself, Gary. 901 00:36:12.771 --> 00:36:15.373 Bye-bye! 902 00:36:15.373 --> 00:36:19.077 Next up, Bubbles and Sherry. 903 00:36:19.077 --> 00:36:21.813 [cheers and applause] 904 00:36:21.813 --> 00:36:27.185 Hello, everybody. My name is Sherry Pie. 905 00:36:27.185 --> 00:36:29.154 That's pie, just like the food group, 906 00:36:29.154 --> 00:36:33.024 and I'm Sherry with an "S," not "cherry" with a "C," 907 00:36:33.024 --> 00:36:35.326 because Sherry with an S goes "shh," not "chh." 908 00:36:35.326 --> 00:36:37.429 [all laugh] 909 00:36:37.429 --> 00:36:39.230 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and-- 910 00:36:39.230 --> 00:36:40.698 No, there are no children here. 911 00:36:40.698 --> 00:36:43.334 Broccoli, ha. How are you? 912 00:36:43.334 --> 00:36:45.570 I'm here to talk to you about magic. 913 00:36:45.570 --> 00:36:47.105 Magic comes in many different forms. 914 00:36:47.105 --> 00:36:48.773 Now, here--who--ooh, aah. 915 00:36:48.773 --> 00:36:49.908 I just had a horrible stroke, 916 00:36:49.908 --> 00:36:51.443 and none of you did anything about it. 917 00:36:51.443 --> 00:36:52.844 [all laugh] 918 00:36:52.844 --> 00:36:54.579 I'm so scatterbrained. I'm sorry. 919 00:36:54.579 --> 00:36:56.281 I was drinking before the show. 920 00:36:57.382 --> 00:37:01.086 Sherry's one-woman show is hilarious, 921 00:37:01.086 --> 00:37:02.987 but, you know, it's supposed to be 922 00:37:02.987 --> 00:37:06.024 Madam Sherry and the fish Bubbles. 923 00:37:06.024 --> 00:37:07.725 Where is the fish? 924 00:37:07.725 --> 00:37:09.727 Something that a lot of people don't know about mesubtitle 925 00:37:09.727 --> 00:37:11.162 is that I'm psychic. 926 00:37:11.162 --> 00:37:16.201 With Sherry and Bubbles, you will believe in magic!4 minutes 927 00:37:16.201 --> 00:37:17.669 Oh, my God, you have a cross. 928 00:37:17.669 --> 00:37:19.370 You really believe in magic. 929 00:37:19.370 --> 00:37:20.972 [all laugh] 930 00:37:20.972 --> 00:37:23.575 We still going? 931 00:37:23.575 --> 00:37:26.544 All right, everybody put your hands togethersubtitle 932 00:37:26.544 --> 00:37:31.583 for my co-hostess, the one, the only, Bubbles! 933 00:37:31.583 --> 00:37:33.518 [cheers and applause] 934 00:37:33.518 --> 00:37:36.254 I'm going to need to let you in on a little secret.subtitle 935 00:37:36.254 --> 00:37:39.290 Don't listen, Bubbles. 936 00:37:39.290 --> 00:37:41.593 [all laugh] Thank you for laughing. 937 00:37:41.593 --> 00:37:44.996 This is what's called "absurd." 938 00:37:44.996 --> 00:37:46.798 What is happening? 939 00:37:46.798 --> 00:37:48.633 I thought we only had five minutes.subtitle 940 00:37:50.835 --> 00:37:56.407 Hello. I'm Madam Bubbles.subtitle 941 00:37:57.742 --> 00:38:00.011 I am psychic. 942 00:38:00.011 --> 00:38:04.849 Miss Sherry, bitch, come on now, honey. 943 00:38:04.849 --> 00:38:09.020 [slurring] Eh, thank you all so m--subs continue 944 00:38:12.724 --> 00:38:14.626 [all laugh]new subtitle 945 00:38:17.295 --> 00:38:20.265 Bitch, you do know that I'm next, right? 946 00:38:20.265 --> 00:38:22.367 You're not closing the show. 947 00:38:22.367 --> 00:38:25.970 [slurring] It's really been a pleasure entertaining you.minutes subtitle 948 00:38:28.540 --> 00:38:31.676 [cheers and applause]new subtitle 949 00:38:36.114 --> 00:38:37.882 She was doing a lot. 950 00:38:37.882 --> 00:38:40.051 I don't think it was purposeful, but... 951 00:38:43.688 --> 00:38:49.594 Up next, Jaida Essence Hall in The "P" In "Pageant." 952 00:38:49.594 --> 00:38:52.430 [cheers and applause] 953 00:38:52.430 --> 00:38:55.200 Hey, broke bitches, my name is Jaida Essence Hall. 954 00:38:55.200 --> 00:38:57.268 And for those of you who do not know me, 955 00:38:57.268 --> 00:39:01.039 I am a drag queen and a badass bitch, okay? 956 00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:02.040 Yeah! 957 00:39:02.040 --> 00:39:03.841 And for those of you who do know me, 958 00:39:03.841 --> 00:39:06.344 I am sorry. [all laugh] 959 00:39:06.344 --> 00:39:09.547 Imma take you all on a tour of one of the worst experiences 960 00:39:09.547 --> 00:39:11.683 that has ever happened to me in my life. 961 00:39:11.683 --> 00:39:16.487 Now, one time I was hired to judge and perform at a pageant. 962 00:39:16.487 --> 00:39:17.822 The girls are beautiful, 963 00:39:17.822 --> 00:39:19.791 they're walking around in these beautiful gowns, 964 00:39:19.791 --> 00:39:22.694 and I get a little shake in my right leg. 965 00:39:22.694 --> 00:39:24.629 Child, ooh. 966 00:39:24.629 --> 00:39:27.498 So I look over for a familiar face. Hey, Ru! 967 00:39:27.498 --> 00:39:29.133 Except Ru happened to be my boyfriend. 968 00:39:29.133 --> 00:39:31.236 He comes on over. 969 00:39:32.904 --> 00:39:34.339 I'm in a situation. 970 00:39:34.339 --> 00:39:35.873 Imma need a little bit of help, okay? 971 00:39:35.873 --> 00:39:41.112 The category is over, I push the chair back, I start to run. 972 00:39:41.112 --> 00:39:42.981 Baby, I have to piss. 973 00:39:42.981 --> 00:39:45.984 Tap him on the shoulder, run into the bathroom. 974 00:39:51.823 --> 00:39:54.659 Ooh, y'all are not feeling it. That's all right. 975 00:39:54.659 --> 00:39:55.660 [all chuckle] 976 00:39:55.660 --> 00:39:56.661 That's all right. 977 00:39:56.661 --> 00:39:58.029 We're going on a journey. Okay. 978 00:39:58.029 --> 00:40:01.799 And I'm like, okay, baby, help me out here. 979 00:40:01.799 --> 00:40:04.469 I'm pulling up my dress. He's all on the floor. 980 00:40:04.469 --> 00:40:06.170 He's fumbling around. 981 00:40:06.170 --> 00:40:07.872 And I'm like, baby, come on, come on, come on. 982 00:40:07.872 --> 00:40:11.175 Come on, come on. And then I stop. 983 00:40:11.175 --> 00:40:12.710 Uh-oh. 984 00:40:12.710 --> 00:40:14.579 [laughs] 985 00:40:14.579 --> 00:40:16.981 [urine splashing] 986 00:40:20.218 --> 00:40:22.420 All I can do is look down at my man on the floor... 987 00:40:24.555 --> 00:40:27.859 looking up at me covered in urine. 988 00:40:27.859 --> 00:40:29.127 Oh! 989 00:40:29.127 --> 00:40:30.528 I head back to the judges' table. 990 00:40:30.528 --> 00:40:34.299 The head judge says, "Please, please, please 991 00:40:34.299 --> 00:40:36.634 can we get some air freshener over here?" 992 00:40:36.634 --> 00:40:39.137 Oh, no. 993 00:40:39.137 --> 00:40:41.939 But then he looks over and says, 994 00:40:41.939 --> 00:40:43.841 "These other judges to the left, 995 00:40:43.841 --> 00:40:47.478 they had hot dogs with onions on them." 996 00:40:47.478 --> 00:40:49.580 -Oh! -Oh! 997 00:40:49.580 --> 00:40:50.815 [inhales] 998 00:40:50.815 --> 00:40:54.052 Jaida... 999 00:40:54.052 --> 00:40:55.820 was that the joke? 1000 00:40:55.820 --> 00:40:57.522 Look over there! 1001 00:40:57.522 --> 00:41:00.258 To me, this was one of the most terrifying things 1002 00:41:00.258 --> 00:41:01.659 that ever happened in my life. 1003 00:41:01.659 --> 00:41:03.294 And sadly, I've just played it out in front of y'all, 1004 00:41:03.294 --> 00:41:04.595 and y'all didn't even laugh at the shit. 1005 00:41:04.595 --> 00:41:06.297 But that's all right. 1006 00:41:06.297 --> 00:41:07.966 I hope y'all had a great time, 1007 00:41:07.966 --> 00:41:10.868 and that was the night that I put the "P" in "Pageant." 1008 00:41:10.868 --> 00:41:12.837 Thank you so much! 1009 00:41:15.406 --> 00:41:16.741 Terrible. 1010 00:41:16.741 --> 00:41:18.810 Terrible, terrible. 1011 00:41:18.810 --> 00:41:20.411 Bitch, I fucked up.end act 1012 00:41:21.913 --> 00:41:25.450 ♪ Gonna love you, you're a superstar ♪ 1013 00:41:25.450 --> 00:41:28.419 Category is The Color Purple. 1014 00:41:28.419 --> 00:41:30.355 First up, Jackie Cox. 1015 00:41:30.355 --> 00:41:32.457 Ross: Her skirt's so short, her lips are showing. 1016 00:41:32.457 --> 00:41:33.925 [all laugh] 1017 00:41:33.925 --> 00:41:35.259 -Oh! -Ooh! 1018 00:41:35.259 --> 00:41:36.761 Jackie: The first thing I think of 1019 00:41:36.761 --> 00:41:39.197 when I hear the word "purple" is that song, 1020 00:41:39.197 --> 00:41:41.966 the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater. 1021 00:41:41.966 --> 00:41:43.735 I'm having a lot of fun with it. 1022 00:41:43.735 --> 00:41:45.737 Whoopi: Why is there a stamp on her tongue? 1023 00:41:45.737 --> 00:41:47.438 It's Molly. 1024 00:41:47.438 --> 00:41:49.040 -Oh! -Oh! 1025 00:41:49.040 --> 00:41:50.675 Molly, you in danger, girl. 1026 00:41:50.675 --> 00:41:52.777 [all laugh] 1027 00:41:52.777 --> 00:41:53.911 You know I wasn't gonna say it. 1028 00:41:53.911 --> 00:41:55.780 [all laugh] 1029 00:41:55.780 --> 00:41:56.814 RuPaul: Crystal Methyd. 1030 00:41:56.814 --> 00:41:58.850 Michelle: How now, purple cow? 1031 00:41:58.850 --> 00:42:00.284 [all laugh] 1032 00:42:00.284 --> 00:42:02.920 Ross: She's making me horny. 1033 00:42:02.920 --> 00:42:06.057 Crystal: My inspiration for this look is Nick Cave, 1034 00:42:06.057 --> 00:42:07.825 an artist who makes soundsuits, 1035 00:42:07.825 --> 00:42:11.095 these beautiful outfits that, like, move around all cool. 1036 00:42:11.095 --> 00:42:15.633 This is just really bizarre and totally Crystal Methyd. 1037 00:42:15.633 --> 00:42:16.901 Michelle: She's on the rag. 1038 00:42:16.901 --> 00:42:18.369 Okay, Michelle. 1039 00:42:18.369 --> 00:42:19.370 [all laugh] 1040 00:42:19.370 --> 00:42:21.072 I had to fight that one. 1041 00:42:21.072 --> 00:42:23.241 [all laugh] I did. 1042 00:42:23.241 --> 00:42:24.876 RuPaul: Heidi Afrodite. 1043 00:42:24.876 --> 00:42:26.377 Ross: She's eggplant-emoting. 1044 00:42:26.377 --> 00:42:28.146 [all laugh] 1045 00:42:28.146 --> 00:42:30.081 RuPaul: Take a look at that potato salad. 1046 00:42:30.081 --> 00:42:31.516 [all laugh] 1047 00:42:31.516 --> 00:42:34.852 Heidi: I'm giving you purple lace the house down. 1048 00:42:34.852 --> 00:42:36.888 You see all these curves, these swerves, 1049 00:42:36.888 --> 00:42:39.424 and you can see all that soft and supple skin. 1050 00:42:39.424 --> 00:42:41.125 This is my real body, America. 1051 00:42:41.125 --> 00:42:42.760 I don't know why y'all gagging. 1052 00:42:42.760 --> 00:42:44.395 I give it to you every time. 1053 00:42:44.395 --> 00:42:47.765 Well, not every time. [laughs] 1054 00:42:47.765 --> 00:42:49.200 Ross: Watch out for Slick. 1055 00:42:49.200 --> 00:42:52.503 [all laugh] 1056 00:42:52.503 --> 00:42:53.571 RuPaul: Gigi Goode. 1057 00:42:53.571 --> 00:42:55.907 Huh? 1058 00:42:55.907 --> 00:43:00.378 Gigi: Jinkies, we've got a mystery on our hands. 1059 00:43:00.378 --> 00:43:02.680 My look is loosely inspired 1060 00:43:02.680 --> 00:43:06.017 by one of my favorite childhood cartoons. 1061 00:43:06.017 --> 00:43:09.053 I've got my necktie, my cute little green buttons. 1062 00:43:09.053 --> 00:43:10.955 I am skipping down that runway, 1063 00:43:10.955 --> 00:43:13.024 and, girl, I'm giving the judges 1064 00:43:13.024 --> 00:43:15.193 their childhood fantasy they've been looking for. 1065 00:43:15.193 --> 00:43:17.395 RuPaul: And I would have gotten away with it, too, 1066 00:43:17.395 --> 00:43:19.363 if it wasn't for you meddling kids! 1067 00:43:19.363 --> 00:43:21.699 [all laugh] 1068 00:43:21.699 --> 00:43:23.868 Sherry Pie. 1069 00:43:23.868 --> 00:43:26.337 The future of fashion is feral. 1070 00:43:26.337 --> 00:43:29.340 Sherry: Me-oww. 1071 00:43:29.340 --> 00:43:33.678 I am full-on Cheshire Cat fantasy. 1072 00:43:33.678 --> 00:43:36.414 It looks like a big, furry tail wrapped around me. 1073 00:43:36.414 --> 00:43:38.516 I just feel like an Alice in Wonderland fantasy. 1074 00:43:38.516 --> 00:43:40.551 Ross: Do The Kitty Litter dance! 1075 00:43:40.551 --> 00:43:45.490 [all laugh] 1076 00:43:45.490 --> 00:43:47.592 Dump it! 1077 00:43:47.592 --> 00:43:51.362 [all laugh] 1078 00:43:52.930 --> 00:43:54.765 RuPaul: Jaida Essence Hall. 1079 00:43:54.765 --> 00:43:57.969 She's on CP time: Color Purple time. 1080 00:43:57.969 --> 00:43:59.670 [all laugh] 1081 00:43:59.670 --> 00:44:02.673 Whoopi: Now, where's Oprah? 1082 00:44:02.673 --> 00:44:05.243 Jaida: I feel my fantasy, 1083 00:44:05.243 --> 00:44:07.345 because I have this beautiful hat. 1084 00:44:07.345 --> 00:44:08.779 It's blocking my light 1085 00:44:08.779 --> 00:44:11.115 because I don't want everybody to see all of this face. 1086 00:44:11.115 --> 00:44:14.151 The body and this garment are doing all the work. 1087 00:44:14.151 --> 00:44:17.588 I love having money, I love feeling like money, 1088 00:44:17.588 --> 00:44:19.690 and this look just drips money. 1089 00:44:19.690 --> 00:44:21.626 Michelle: She puts the "P" in "purple." 1090 00:44:21.626 --> 00:44:23.127 [all laugh] 1091 00:44:23.127 --> 00:44:26.130 Ross: Mi-chelle Vi-sage. 1092 00:44:26.130 --> 00:44:28.432 Come on, call back. 1093 00:44:28.432 --> 00:44:31.202 [all laugh]end act 1094 00:44:31.636 --> 00:44:32.837 Welcome, ladies. 1095 00:44:33.204 --> 00:44:35.873 It's time for the judges' critiques... 1096 00:44:36.941 --> 00:44:38.976 starting with Jackie Cox. 1097 00:44:39.377 --> 00:44:41.779 Tonight on the runway you are a one-eyed, one-horned, 1098 00:44:41.779 --> 00:44:43.447 flying purple Molly eater. 1099 00:44:43.447 --> 00:44:44.849 [laughs] Yeah. 1100 00:44:44.849 --> 00:44:47.885 It's very not Jackie, and I like that you took a risk. 1101 00:44:47.885 --> 00:44:50.688 It's a skosh craft store, but, you know, 1102 00:44:50.688 --> 00:44:53.491 when it's campy like this, I can forgive craft for camp. 1103 00:44:53.491 --> 00:44:55.626 Let's talk about your one-drag-queen show. 1104 00:44:55.626 --> 00:44:57.061 [Iranian accent] What is this? 1105 00:44:57.061 --> 00:45:00.565 What you were able to do today was blend comedy with heart. 1106 00:45:00.565 --> 00:45:03.267 This was your room to command, 1107 00:45:03.267 --> 00:45:05.269 and you didn't wanna look away. 1108 00:45:05.269 --> 00:45:06.604 And that's a good storyteller. 1109 00:45:06.604 --> 00:45:08.472 You know, I said to you 1110 00:45:08.472 --> 00:45:09.907 once you show that vulnerability, 1111 00:45:09.907 --> 00:45:11.642 it allows us to fall in love with you, 1112 00:45:11.642 --> 00:45:13.144 and... 1113 00:45:13.144 --> 00:45:15.112 we fell in love with you. 1114 00:45:15.112 --> 00:45:17.882 Thank you so much, RuPaul. Thank you. 1115 00:45:17.882 --> 00:45:19.517 Up next, Crystal Methyd. 1116 00:45:19.517 --> 00:45:20.952 Hi! 1117 00:45:20.952 --> 00:45:26.691 Let's talk about Phenomenal Phil, exotic dance instructor. 1118 00:45:26.691 --> 00:45:29.393 It was just all so stupid. 1119 00:45:29.393 --> 00:45:31.128 [all laugh] 1120 00:45:31.128 --> 00:45:34.131 Michelle hit the nail on the head. 1121 00:45:34.131 --> 00:45:36.267 New level of stupid. [all laugh] 1122 00:45:36.267 --> 00:45:39.337 Which is, by the way, how you win this show. 1123 00:45:39.337 --> 00:45:40.605 We were all with you. 1124 00:45:40.605 --> 00:45:42.306 We were all kind of learning these dance moves. 1125 00:45:42.306 --> 00:45:45.910 The cat box is my favorite. [all laugh] 1126 00:45:45.910 --> 00:45:47.979 Because I saw you have a good time with it. 1127 00:45:47.979 --> 00:45:49.814 And tonight on the runway, 1128 00:45:49.814 --> 00:45:51.782 what I really love is the switch-up of the makeup. 1129 00:45:51.782 --> 00:45:54.385 You took it into a whole different realm, 1130 00:45:54.385 --> 00:45:55.653 and I think that's phenomenal. 1131 00:45:55.653 --> 00:45:57.955 You have had a pivot in this competition, 1132 00:45:57.955 --> 00:46:00.458 where you've really gone all in on your weird. 1133 00:46:00.458 --> 00:46:02.226 I am weird, and so sometimes 1134 00:46:02.226 --> 00:46:04.128 I feel like maybe people won't like that. 1135 00:46:04.128 --> 00:46:05.663 Fuck 'em. Doesn't matter. 1136 00:46:05.663 --> 00:46:08.766 As long as you're having a good time, 1137 00:46:08.766 --> 00:46:10.635 we wanna go where you're going. 1138 00:46:10.635 --> 00:46:15.740 If you have any doubts in your head, any insecurities, dump it. 1139 00:46:15.740 --> 00:46:18.743 [all laugh] 1140 00:46:18.743 --> 00:46:19.977 You got it. 1141 00:46:19.977 --> 00:46:22.213 Up next, Heidi Afrodite. 1142 00:46:22.213 --> 00:46:23.347 Hi. 1143 00:46:23.347 --> 00:46:24.882 Michelle, don't you just love that name? 1144 00:46:24.882 --> 00:46:26.851 It's the best one out of the last 20. 1145 00:46:26.851 --> 00:46:28.352 Yeah. [all laugh] 1146 00:46:28.352 --> 00:46:30.655 I actually really loved your concept 1147 00:46:30.655 --> 00:46:32.356 for your one-drag-queen show. 1148 00:46:32.356 --> 00:46:33.557 Slick seemed hot. He single? 1149 00:46:33.557 --> 00:46:36.394 [all laugh] 1150 00:46:36.394 --> 00:46:38.663 Trust me, you don't want none of Slick. 1151 00:46:38.663 --> 00:46:39.664 -Trust me, honey. -No? 1152 00:46:39.664 --> 00:46:40.865 Girl, you don't know my taste. 1153 00:46:40.865 --> 00:46:42.800 -Oh, my God. -Here's the deal. 1154 00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:46.904 I love that you tried to do something really big. 1155 00:46:46.904 --> 00:46:48.305 It was just a lot. 1156 00:46:48.305 --> 00:46:51.008 You've gotta make sure those characters are so differentiated 1157 00:46:51.008 --> 00:46:52.677 that I know exactly when you're popping into Grandma, 1158 00:46:52.677 --> 00:46:54.578 and I know when you're popping into Aunt, 1159 00:46:54.578 --> 00:46:56.447 and I know--you know when I'm popping into Slick. 1160 00:46:56.447 --> 00:46:58.282 [all laugh] Hey, hey, hey. 1161 00:46:58.282 --> 00:47:00.251 Let's be honest. We all know Slick's doing the popping. 1162 00:47:00.251 --> 00:47:02.520 Okay, let's be honest. [all laugh] 1163 00:47:02.520 --> 00:47:06.090 Everybody does start sounding a little bit like the other one, 1164 00:47:06.090 --> 00:47:09.427 because in your mind, okay, you know what they look like, 1165 00:47:09.427 --> 00:47:10.428 but we don't know what they look like. 1166 00:47:10.428 --> 00:47:11.429 Right. 1167 00:47:11.429 --> 00:47:12.563 We're taking your word for it. 1168 00:47:12.563 --> 00:47:13.864 Tonight on the runway, 1169 00:47:13.864 --> 00:47:15.299 I do wanna compliment you again. 1170 00:47:15.299 --> 00:47:17.268 Your face is just looking better each day. 1171 00:47:17.268 --> 00:47:18.703 Thank you. 1172 00:47:18.703 --> 00:47:21.272 I let you wear my dress tonight. 1173 00:47:21.272 --> 00:47:23.374 [all laugh] And I must say, 1174 00:47:23.374 --> 00:47:26.243 you have to keep it, because it's gorgeous. 1175 00:47:26.243 --> 00:47:27.912 Thank you so much, Miss Goldberg. 1176 00:47:27.912 --> 00:47:30.381 Just Whoopi. You can't have a name like "Whoopi" 1177 00:47:30.381 --> 00:47:31.882 and be called "Miss" anything. 1178 00:47:31.882 --> 00:47:34.585 [all laugh] 1179 00:47:34.585 --> 00:47:37.621 -Up next, Gigi Goode. -Good morning, sinners. 1180 00:47:37.621 --> 00:47:39.156 I didn't know you were the Don Rickles of drag. 1181 00:47:39.156 --> 00:47:42.159 "Go fuck yourself, Gary"? [all laugh] 1182 00:47:42.159 --> 00:47:44.628 It was a completely original idea. 1183 00:47:44.628 --> 00:47:47.231 I thought you could have done a ton more with it. 1184 00:47:47.231 --> 00:47:50.534 You felt like you were nervous to me, Gigi. 1185 00:47:50.534 --> 00:47:51.902 I totally understand what you mean. 1186 00:47:51.902 --> 00:47:53.637 See? [all laugh] 1187 00:47:53.637 --> 00:47:54.772 -See? -I know. 1188 00:47:54.772 --> 00:47:58.709 If you trust your gut, 97% of the time 1189 00:47:58.709 --> 00:48:00.277 it will lead you in the right direction. 1190 00:48:00.277 --> 00:48:04.348 I love this look, but I'm not surprised by that. 1191 00:48:04.348 --> 00:48:06.450 You've got this gorgeous out here, right? 1192 00:48:06.450 --> 00:48:08.486 And a weird little mind in there. 1193 00:48:08.486 --> 00:48:09.887 Well, thank you. 1194 00:48:09.887 --> 00:48:12.089 So just like we've been able to see Crystal trust her gut 1195 00:48:12.089 --> 00:48:15.159 and go all-in and push that boundary line, 1196 00:48:15.159 --> 00:48:16.427 I want you to do that, too. 1197 00:48:16.427 --> 00:48:17.561 Got it. 1198 00:48:17.561 --> 00:48:18.629 Thanks, Karen. 1199 00:48:18.629 --> 00:48:19.864 Fuck you. 1200 00:48:19.864 --> 00:48:21.999 [all laugh] 1201 00:48:21.999 --> 00:48:25.169 Up next, Sherry Pie. 1202 00:48:25.169 --> 00:48:26.670 Tonight on the runway, you look absolutely stunning. 1203 00:48:26.670 --> 00:48:28.472 You can really paint. 1204 00:48:28.472 --> 00:48:30.341 I want to do those eyes. 1205 00:48:30.341 --> 00:48:34.211 I think I would scare the women at the table, 1206 00:48:34.211 --> 00:48:36.313 just because no one would ever understand 1207 00:48:36.313 --> 00:48:38.582 why I look so good and they look like them. 1208 00:48:38.582 --> 00:48:39.750 [all laugh] 1209 00:48:39.750 --> 00:48:43.120 Fishy Fortunes with Bubbles and Sherry. 1210 00:48:43.120 --> 00:48:47.691 The concept was fantastic, the delivery was fantastic 1211 00:48:47.691 --> 00:48:50.094 if it wasn't an hour long. 1212 00:48:50.094 --> 00:48:53.397 I think you clocked in at 17 minutes. 1213 00:48:53.397 --> 00:48:56.233 Did you know it was that long? 1214 00:48:56.233 --> 00:48:58.469 -No. -Yeah. 1215 00:48:58.469 --> 00:49:00.471 Oh, my God. 1216 00:49:00.471 --> 00:49:02.239 I'm so sorry. 1217 00:49:02.239 --> 00:49:03.808 [all laugh] 1218 00:49:03.808 --> 00:49:05.576 It makes you selfish, 1219 00:49:05.576 --> 00:49:08.879 and you're taking time away from the other girls. 1220 00:49:08.879 --> 00:49:10.748 So here's the deal. 1221 00:49:10.748 --> 00:49:12.616 The Ross Mathews who has dinner reservations 1222 00:49:12.616 --> 00:49:14.318 was like, "Come on, let's pick this up." 1223 00:49:14.318 --> 00:49:18.222 But it was so funny, because you sold it. 1224 00:49:18.222 --> 00:49:20.624 Just let go at about five minutes in. 1225 00:49:20.624 --> 00:49:23.494 All right, up next, Jaida Essence Hall. 1226 00:49:23.494 --> 00:49:25.229 Hello. 1227 00:49:25.229 --> 00:49:27.298 When we asked for your number one story, 1228 00:49:27.298 --> 00:49:30.301 we didn't mean your number one story. 1229 00:49:30.301 --> 00:49:32.570 [all laugh] 1230 00:49:32.570 --> 00:49:35.639 I guess it's better than your number two story. 1231 00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:36.874 -Yes! -I don't want that. 1232 00:49:36.874 --> 00:49:39.977 The best part was when you made fun of yourself 1233 00:49:39.977 --> 00:49:41.178 that it wasn't working. 1234 00:49:41.178 --> 00:49:42.446 Ooh, y'all are not feeling it. 1235 00:49:42.446 --> 00:49:43.614 You know, and I felt like really then 1236 00:49:43.614 --> 00:49:45.082 you got the audience back on your side. 1237 00:49:45.082 --> 00:49:47.418 -Yeah. -But you had already given up. 1238 00:49:47.418 --> 00:49:51.288 I was, like, already, when I started, I was like, oh, my God, 1239 00:49:51.288 --> 00:49:52.523 I got--was kind of a little bit of fatigue. 1240 00:49:52.523 --> 00:49:53.691 So I'm like, oh, girl, 1241 00:49:53.691 --> 00:49:56.493 we gotta try to go after this, and-- 1242 00:49:56.493 --> 00:49:57.561 Because you waited 20 minutes. 1243 00:49:57.561 --> 00:49:58.996 -Yeah. -For real. 1244 00:49:58.996 --> 00:50:00.030 I'm sorry. 1245 00:50:00.030 --> 00:50:01.332 That's fine. 1246 00:50:01.332 --> 00:50:02.933 -Did you choose to go last? -No. 1247 00:50:02.933 --> 00:50:05.035 -So Jackie assigned you last? -Yes. 1248 00:50:05.035 --> 00:50:07.705 I thought you kind of gave up, too, 1249 00:50:07.705 --> 00:50:11.041 and I was trying to vibe you, going, don't give up. 1250 00:50:11.041 --> 00:50:13.310 You're almost there, don't give up. 1251 00:50:13.310 --> 00:50:15.479 So next time, you know, if it doesn't work, 1252 00:50:15.479 --> 00:50:17.615 Fuck it. Try something else. 1253 00:50:17.615 --> 00:50:20.517 Tonight on the runway I absolutely love this. 1254 00:50:20.517 --> 00:50:23.354 It looks like the Paris runway version 1255 00:50:23.354 --> 00:50:25.289 of what Whoopi wore on Star Trek. 1256 00:50:25.289 --> 00:50:26.891 Thank you, yes. 1257 00:50:26.891 --> 00:50:30.561 I did wear this outfit, but not nearly as well. 1258 00:50:30.561 --> 00:50:32.663 My legs were not nearly as long, 1259 00:50:32.663 --> 00:50:36.333 because my feet are size 11 and I'm 5'3". 1260 00:50:36.333 --> 00:50:38.269 That's my problem in life. 1261 00:50:38.269 --> 00:50:41.605 Thank you, Jaida. I just wanna say this. 1262 00:50:41.605 --> 00:50:46.644 You six are really some of the best we've ever had here. 1263 00:50:46.644 --> 00:50:47.745 Whoo. 1264 00:50:47.745 --> 00:50:49.613 I just think you're something else. 1265 00:50:49.613 --> 00:50:54.018 You know, I wish you would be the six forever and ever. 1266 00:50:54.018 --> 00:50:55.119 -Oh. -Oh. 1267 00:50:55.119 --> 00:50:56.353 I really do. 1268 00:50:56.353 --> 00:50:57.821 Mwah. Thank you. 1269 00:50:57.821 --> 00:51:01.258 All right, now, while you untuck backstage, 1270 00:51:01.258 --> 00:51:03.627 the judges and I will deliberate. 1271 00:51:04.895 --> 00:51:07.231 All right, now, just between us squirrel friends, 1272 00:51:07.231 --> 00:51:08.632 whaddaya think? 1273 00:51:08.632 --> 00:51:10.968 Let's start with Jackie Cox. 1274 00:51:10.968 --> 00:51:13.237 Tonight, her one-drag-queen show 1275 00:51:13.237 --> 00:51:14.972 was brilliant from beginning to end. 1276 00:51:14.972 --> 00:51:17.975 What I loved most about it is she didn't try to force jokes. 1277 00:51:17.975 --> 00:51:20.344 And her heart was center stage. 1278 00:51:20.344 --> 00:51:21.745 Now, the outfit, I could see 1279 00:51:21.745 --> 00:51:24.548 she's trying to do some type of Moschino storyline, 1280 00:51:24.548 --> 00:51:26.517 but it was a little cheap. 1281 00:51:26.517 --> 00:51:27.685 The hairline was down to her eyebrows. 1282 00:51:27.685 --> 00:51:29.186 Nobody saw that? 1283 00:51:29.186 --> 00:51:30.688 Do I even know what I'm looking at? 1284 00:51:30.688 --> 00:51:31.855 No. 1285 00:51:31.855 --> 00:51:33.257 No. See, this is why I didn't say shit. 1286 00:51:33.257 --> 00:51:35.592 Okay, well, we did, we got you. 1287 00:51:35.592 --> 00:51:37.027 Crystal Methyd. 1288 00:51:37.027 --> 00:51:38.963 If I were standing backstage and she was about to come out, 1289 00:51:38.963 --> 00:51:41.932 I would stop her and say, "Hey, dear, let's rethink this." 1290 00:51:41.932 --> 00:51:43.734 [all laugh] Right? 1291 00:51:43.734 --> 00:51:45.569 It was just one of the most unique things 1292 00:51:45.569 --> 00:51:47.171 I've ever seen on this stage. 1293 00:51:47.171 --> 00:51:49.139 We went wherever she wanted us to go, 1294 00:51:49.139 --> 00:51:50.574 and we had a good time. 1295 00:51:50.574 --> 00:51:54.578 On the runway, it's totally Crystal, and it was fantastic. 1296 00:51:54.578 --> 00:51:56.914 I just thought tonight was Crystal's night. 1297 00:51:56.914 --> 00:51:59.416 -Yeah. -Heidi Afrodite. 1298 00:51:59.416 --> 00:52:00.884 -In the challenge... -Dumbass. 1299 00:52:00.884 --> 00:52:03.287 She was barely keeping her head above water. 1300 00:52:03.287 --> 00:52:04.588 But on the runway, 1301 00:52:04.588 --> 00:52:07.024 she was swimming laps around some of the other girls. 1302 00:52:07.024 --> 00:52:10.127 Listen, I wanna give her credit for trying to do what she did, 1303 00:52:10.127 --> 00:52:11.428 because she swung big. 1304 00:52:11.428 --> 00:52:12.997 But for me, when she started, 1305 00:52:12.997 --> 00:52:15.532 right away I thought she's in danger. 1306 00:52:15.532 --> 00:52:17.468 I won't do the pun, Whoopi, I promise. 1307 00:52:17.468 --> 00:52:20.938 I think had she taken out maybe two of the characters, 1308 00:52:20.938 --> 00:52:23.340 we could have had something really compelling here. 1309 00:52:23.340 --> 00:52:26.076 -Mm-hmm. -Gigi Goode. 1310 00:52:26.076 --> 00:52:28.278 Tonight on the runway, we've come to expect this from Gigi, 1311 00:52:28.278 --> 00:52:30.781 and she delivered it tonight flawlessly. 1312 00:52:30.781 --> 00:52:33.183 What I loved about Gigi's show 1313 00:52:33.183 --> 00:52:35.719 is that it was a twisted concept. 1314 00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:38.522 The problem was is she didn't commit fully to it. 1315 00:52:38.522 --> 00:52:39.523 Yeah. 1316 00:52:39.523 --> 00:52:40.791 Let's move on down to Sherry Pie. 1317 00:52:40.791 --> 00:52:42.226 It was an epic yarn. 1318 00:52:42.226 --> 00:52:44.161 [all laugh] 1319 00:52:44.161 --> 00:52:48.832 She's one who has to perform often. 1320 00:52:48.832 --> 00:52:51.201 She was like, "Fuck this, I'm talking." 1321 00:52:51.201 --> 00:52:53.203 -Yes. -There are rules to follow. 1322 00:52:53.203 --> 00:52:55.239 But I just thought you were actually a little harsh. 1323 00:52:55.239 --> 00:52:56.473 Which part? 1324 00:52:56.473 --> 00:52:58.375 Well, when you called her selfish, when you-- 1325 00:52:58.375 --> 00:52:59.376 It was self-indulgent. 1326 00:52:59.376 --> 00:53:00.944 If she was not being self-indulgent, 1327 00:53:00.944 --> 00:53:02.813 she would have realized there's a five-minute cutoff 1328 00:53:02.813 --> 00:53:04.148 and there's another girl waiting to go. 1329 00:53:04.148 --> 00:53:05.649 Okay, you two, you need to get a room. 1330 00:53:05.649 --> 00:53:07.418 [all laugh] 1331 00:53:07.418 --> 00:53:09.586 Jaida put the "P" in "pageant." 1332 00:53:09.586 --> 00:53:11.522 She put the "P" all over the stage, too. 1333 00:53:11.522 --> 00:53:16.026 Tonight, her one-drag-queen show was just kind of cringe-y. 1334 00:53:16.026 --> 00:53:17.528 I bet that story was so funny 1335 00:53:17.528 --> 00:53:19.396 when she called her best friend and told her on the phone. 1336 00:53:19.396 --> 00:53:22.366 You know, oh, girl, I pissed myself, and told the story. 1337 00:53:22.366 --> 00:53:24.168 -Yes. -I bet it was hilarious. 1338 00:53:24.168 --> 00:53:25.536 Well, because she probably took her time 1339 00:53:25.536 --> 00:53:27.471 and didn't start with the visual. 1340 00:53:27.471 --> 00:53:29.640 But my goodness, does she look great tonight. 1341 00:53:29.640 --> 00:53:31.308 That's what perfection looks like. 1342 00:53:31.308 --> 00:53:33.110 -Mm. -Silence. 1343 00:53:33.110 --> 00:53:35.345 I've made my decision. 1344 00:53:36.413 --> 00:53:37.714 Bring back my girls.end act 1345 00:53:38.615 --> 00:53:39.983 Welcome back, ladies. 1346 00:53:40.384 --> 00:53:41.919 I've made some decisions. 1347 00:53:45.089 --> 00:53:46.123 Jackie Cox. 1348 00:53:47.424 --> 00:53:49.259 -You're safe. -Thank you. 1349 00:53:49.259 --> 00:53:50.894 You may step to the back of the stage. 1350 00:53:54.398 --> 00:53:56.400 Gigi Goode. 1351 00:53:56.400 --> 00:53:57.534 You're safe. 1352 00:53:57.534 --> 00:53:59.136 Thank you. 1353 00:54:02.773 --> 00:54:04.608 Crystal Methyd. 1354 00:54:06.777 --> 00:54:09.413 Con-drag-ulations. You're the winner of this week's challenge. 1355 00:54:09.413 --> 00:54:11.782 Yes! [applause] 1356 00:54:11.782 --> 00:54:13.383 -Aah! -Dump it. 1357 00:54:13.383 --> 00:54:17.354 [all laugh] 1358 00:54:17.354 --> 00:54:22.159 And you've won a cash tip of $5.000. 1359 00:54:22.159 --> 00:54:24.061 Yes, Crystal! 1360 00:54:24.061 --> 00:54:25.929 -You may join the other girls. -Thank you. 1361 00:54:25.929 --> 00:54:29.066 Finally, I won a challenge! 1362 00:54:29.066 --> 00:54:31.468 Aah! Aah! 1363 00:54:31.468 --> 00:54:34.471 There could not be a better time. 1364 00:54:34.471 --> 00:54:37.975 I feel like I can do anything! 1365 00:54:39.510 --> 00:54:41.812 Sherry Pie, you're safe. 1366 00:54:41.812 --> 00:54:42.880 Thank you. 1367 00:54:44.214 --> 00:54:45.249 You may join the other girls. 1368 00:54:47.885 --> 00:54:49.653 That means Heidi and Jaida, 1369 00:54:49.653 --> 00:54:54.591 I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination. 1370 00:54:55.692 --> 00:54:58.295 Two queens stand before me. 1371 00:54:58.295 --> 00:55:03.033 Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me 1372 00:55:03.033 --> 00:55:06.703 and save yourself from elimination. 1373 00:55:08.338 --> 00:55:10.574 The time has come... [thunder] 1374 00:55:10.574 --> 00:55:12.843 for you to lip sync... 1375 00:55:12.843 --> 00:55:17.848 [echoing] for your life! 1376 00:55:17.848 --> 00:55:20.817 America, I'm not fixing to go home, 1377 00:55:20.817 --> 00:55:22.619 so I'm gonna do whatever it takes on this stage 1378 00:55:22.619 --> 00:55:24.888 to make sure that I stay in this competition. 1379 00:55:24.888 --> 00:55:29.626 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1380 00:55:29.626 --> 00:55:33.130 [music plays] 1381 00:55:40.704 --> 00:55:42.673 Yes, Jaida! 1382 00:55:48.078 --> 00:55:50.013 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1383 00:55:50.013 --> 00:55:52.616 [all laugh] 1384 00:55:52.616 --> 00:55:55.252 ♪ I was dreaming when I wrote this ♪ 1385 00:55:55.252 --> 00:55:58.021 ♪ So sue me if I go too fast ♪ 1386 00:55:58.021 --> 00:55:59.923 [cheering] 1387 00:55:59.923 --> 00:56:03.594 ♪ Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero ♪ 1388 00:56:03.594 --> 00:56:06.063 ♪ Party over, oops, out of time ♪ 1389 00:56:08.865 --> 00:56:14.404 ♪ So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999 ♪ 1390 00:56:15.739 --> 00:56:17.774 ♪ Yeah, lemme tell you something ♪ 1391 00:56:17.774 --> 00:56:19.376 ♪ If you didn't come to party ♪ 1392 00:56:19.376 --> 00:56:22.212 ♪ Don't bother knocking on my door ♪ 1393 00:56:25.849 --> 00:56:28.051 ♪ I got a lion in my pocket ♪ 1394 00:56:28.051 --> 00:56:30.954 ♪ And, baby, he's ready to roar... ♪ 1395 00:56:30.954 --> 00:56:33.390 This is gonna be my fourth time in the bottom, 1396 00:56:33.390 --> 00:56:35.092 but I didn't come here just to lay down and die. 1397 00:56:35.092 --> 00:56:38.462 Imma slay all day like it's 1999, baby. 1398 00:56:40.897 --> 00:56:43.667 ♪ But before I'll let that happen ♪ 1399 00:56:43.667 --> 00:56:46.236 ♪ I'll dance my life away ♪ 1400 00:56:46.236 --> 00:56:48.972 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1401 00:56:48.972 --> 00:56:51.575 ♪ They say two thousand zero zero ♪ 1402 00:56:51.575 --> 00:56:54.845 ♪ Party over, oops, out of time ♪ 1403 00:56:54.845 --> 00:56:56.780 ♪ We're running outta time ♪ 1404 00:56:56.780 --> 00:56:59.383 ♪ So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999... ♪ 1405 00:56:59.383 --> 00:57:03.086 Jaida is strutting all over that stage. 1406 00:57:03.086 --> 00:57:05.322 -Oh! -She looks just like Prince. 1407 00:57:05.322 --> 00:57:07.424 It is amazing. 1408 00:57:07.424 --> 00:57:09.159 Heidi is doing her thing. 1409 00:57:09.159 --> 00:57:11.695 It is gonna be a tough call. 1410 00:57:14.631 --> 00:57:15.966 ♪ 1999 ♪ 1411 00:57:17.334 --> 00:57:18.935 ♪ Don't you wanna go? ♪ 1412 00:57:18.935 --> 00:57:20.337 ♪ 1999 ♪ 1413 00:57:20.337 --> 00:57:22.739 ♪ Don't you wanna go? ♪ 1414 00:57:22.739 --> 00:57:24.408 ♪ 1999 ♪ 1415 00:57:24.408 --> 00:57:25.742 [applause] 1416 00:57:25.742 --> 00:57:27.978 -Nice, girls! -Whoo! 1417 00:57:27.978 --> 00:57:31.948 I've gotta catch their breath, because I can't catch mine. 1418 00:57:31.948 --> 00:57:33.016 Whew. 1419 00:57:33.016 --> 00:57:35.252 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1420 00:57:41.992 --> 00:57:44.294 Jaida Essence Hall, shantay you stay. 1421 00:57:44.294 --> 00:57:48.198 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1422 00:57:48.198 --> 00:57:50.367 You may join the other girls.subtitle 1423 00:58:00.210 --> 00:58:05.215 My dear Heidi, no more hiding in closets. 1424 00:58:05.215 --> 00:58:07.384 Yeah! [applause] 1425 00:58:07.384 --> 00:58:10.153 Now sashay away. 1426 00:58:10.153 --> 00:58:12.489 Thank y'all so much for seeing something in me 1427 00:58:12.489 --> 00:58:14.491 even when I didn't see something in myself. 1428 00:58:14.491 --> 00:58:16.293 [crying] 1429 00:58:16.293 --> 00:58:18.695 You are a superstar. 1430 00:58:18.695 --> 00:58:21.231 I think you're probably the last one to know it. 1431 00:58:21.231 --> 00:58:24.835 Start looking at property outside of Ramseur. 1432 00:58:24.835 --> 00:58:28.905 You might wanna move to Los Angeles or to Manhattan. 1433 00:58:28.905 --> 00:58:30.474 But let me tell you something. 1434 00:58:30.474 --> 00:58:32.909 Kiddo, you're a star. 1435 00:58:32.909 --> 00:58:34.611 I'm so excited for the world to see you. 1436 00:58:34.611 --> 00:58:36.146 They're gonna love you. 1437 00:58:36.146 --> 00:58:39.349 Just remember, pay your taxes, okay? 1438 00:58:39.349 --> 00:58:41.251 Oh, no. Okay. 1439 00:58:41.251 --> 00:58:43.620 I definitely will. Thank you. 1440 00:58:43.620 --> 00:58:46.156 [applause] 1441 00:58:48.225 --> 00:58:52.062 A small-town queen with big-city aspirations. 1442 00:58:52.062 --> 00:58:54.531 Watch out, world, because Heidi's coming through. 1443 00:58:54.531 --> 00:58:57.834 And remember, if I can do it, so can you. 1444 00:58:59.436 --> 00:59:01.772 -Yes, Heidi! -Yes! 1445 00:59:01.772 --> 00:59:03.340 [applause] 1446 00:59:04.408 --> 00:59:07.077 Whew, child. 1447 00:59:07.077 --> 00:59:09.312 I've exceeded every expectation, 1448 00:59:09.312 --> 00:59:11.014 really showing that the small-town queen 1449 00:59:11.014 --> 00:59:12.315 can be fierce, too. 1450 00:59:12.315 --> 00:59:14.117 I just know all of Ramseur's gonna be excited. 1451 00:59:14.117 --> 00:59:16.720 Hopefully I'll get a key to the city. Fingers crossed. 1452 00:59:16.720 --> 00:59:19.523 Thank you [whistling] so much. 1453 00:59:19.523 --> 00:59:22.359 [whistling] Signing off from soft and supple. 1454 00:59:22.359 --> 00:59:24.928 Heidi...something. 1455 00:59:24.928 --> 00:59:30.167 [trills] 1456 00:59:30.167 --> 00:59:33.170 Con-drag-ulations, ladies. 1457 00:59:33.170 --> 00:59:36.773 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1458 00:59:36.773 --> 00:59:38.642 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1459 00:59:38.642 --> 00:59:40.243 Can I get an "amen" up in here? 1460 00:59:40.243 --> 00:59:41.244 -Amen! -Amen! 1461 00:59:41.244 --> 00:59:43.713 All right, now let the music play. 1462 00:59:43.713 --> 00:59:46.917 ♪ I am American, American ♪vote 1463 00:59:46.917 --> 00:59:48.151 ♪ The red, white, and blue ♪ 1464 00:59:48.151 --> 00:59:51.087 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1465 00:59:51.087 --> 00:59:52.656 ♪ Just like you, too ♪disclaimer 1466 01:01:58.648 --> 01:02:00.483 RuPaul: Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race... 1467 01:02:00.483 --> 01:02:02.886 You've got some big shoes to fill, 1468 01:02:02.886 --> 01:02:04.588 and I do mean big shoes. 1469 01:02:04.588 --> 01:02:08.758 I don't think anyone is 100% confident 1470 01:02:08.758 --> 01:02:11.027 that they're gonna make it to the finale. 1471 01:02:11.728 --> 01:02:13.396 If anyone slips up... 1472 01:02:15.565 --> 01:02:17.133 You're out and going home. 1473 01:02:18.668 --> 01:02:22.839 ♪ I am American, American, American ♪ 1474 01:02:22.839 --> 01:02:25.642 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1475 01:02:25.642 --> 01:02:26.977 ♪ The red, white, and blue ♪ 1476 01:02:26.977 --> 01:02:30.714 ♪ I am American, American, American ♪ 1477 01:02:30.714 --> 01:02:33.550 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1478 01:02:33.550 --> 01:02:35.118 ♪ Just like you, too ♪ 1479 01:02:35.118 --> 01:02:38.688 ♪ Am-Am-Am-Am-American, American, American ♪ 1480 01:02:38.688 --> 01:02:41.458 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1481 01:02:41.458 --> 01:02:42.759 ♪ The red, white, and blue ♪ 1482 01:02:42.759 --> 01:02:45.662 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1483 01:02:45.662 --> 01:02:48.698 ♪ Just like you, too ♪