1 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,170 Fire! 2 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:55,054 Oh, crap. 3 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:05,891 Josie! 4 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,240 We're still tripping, aren't we? 5 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:08,347 As much as I'd love to debate the nature 6 00:01:08,371 --> 00:01:09,373 of our current reality, 7 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:10,808 we need to get out of here. 8 00:01:10,852 --> 00:01:12,221 Lord Marshall is coming for our asses. 9 00:01:12,245 --> 00:01:13,507 Who's Lord Marshall? 10 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,292 The leader of the Galactic Dominion. 11 00:01:15,335 --> 00:01:17,531 So what's the fastest way off of this stupid space coffin? 12 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:19,469 How should I know? 13 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,013 You clearly haven't looked in the mirror recently, 14 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:23,343 'cause you're some sort of android. 15 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:24,930 So access your memory banks, or whatever, 16 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,563 and find an escape pod. 17 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:28,262 Yeah, I'll get right on that. 18 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:31,307 Escape pod 94, fueled and ready. 19 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:32,787 Wait. What? 20 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:35,007 Okay, let's go, lamébrain. 21 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:45,472 At least we learned something. 22 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:47,150 You're clearly not programmed to fly. 23 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:48,804 I still got us here in one piece, 24 00:01:48,847 --> 00:01:50,152 which is no small feat, 25 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:52,155 since I am a service model! 26 00:01:52,198 --> 00:01:53,287 I think. 27 00:01:53,329 --> 00:01:54,655 Then you're not of much service, are you? 28 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:59,293 I'm sorry, Your Highness. 29 00:01:59,335 --> 00:02:00,468 You're a princess. 30 00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:03,427 Princess Elizabeth Saltzstar, and I'm. 31 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:05,168 J-O 513, 32 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:09,998 your android sister... and personal valet? 33 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:11,521 Wait, if we're sisters in this world, 34 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:14,045 why am I not a princess, too?! 35 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,919 Who knows? Maybe that's just how you see yourself. 36 00:02:16,961 --> 00:02:20,227 Don't make another move. 37 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,575 That salvage is mine. 38 00:02:21,618 --> 00:02:23,317 Wait. 39 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:28,016 Why the hell did I just say that? 40 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:32,108 We're still tripping, aren't we? 41 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,634 I have a bad feeling about this. 42 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,746 Hey, man. 43 00:03:01,789 --> 00:03:03,400 Hey, welcome back. 44 00:03:03,443 --> 00:03:05,359 Thank you. 45 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:18,545 Honey, I'm home. 46 00:03:18,588 --> 00:03:21,112 Oh... 47 00:03:23,289 --> 00:03:24,334 Home, uh... 48 00:03:24,377 --> 00:03:25,639 Home usually has a bed for me. 49 00:03:25,682 --> 00:03:28,251 You say something? 50 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,687 It doesn't matter. What's good, Kaleb? 51 00:03:30,731 --> 00:03:33,735 This book I'm trying to concentrate on. 52 00:03:33,777 --> 00:03:35,780 All right. 53 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:39,175 Uh, where-where should I put my stuff? 54 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:41,307 Wherever. 55 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:44,266 After I'm settled in, you want to hang out? 56 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,834 Sorry, can't. 57 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:47,270 Busy. 58 00:03:47,313 --> 00:03:49,098 Like, all day. 59 00:03:50,707 --> 00:03:52,927 Let's review our problem. 60 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:55,146 The last thing I remember is that we were all pandas. 61 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:57,280 Now we're here, so I'm assuming that 62 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,500 this is some sort of shared hallucination. 63 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:00,891 That computes. 64 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,546 What are you, a robot? 65 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:05,592 Android, actually. 66 00:04:05,635 --> 00:04:08,073 Lizzie's a princess, and you are... 67 00:04:08,116 --> 00:04:11,120 I don't know. I came here to scavenge a wreck. 68 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,643 I don't even think I have a name. 69 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:14,514 All that matters is that we find a way 70 00:04:14,557 --> 00:04:17,257 to hop off of this ridiculous acid trip. 71 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,495 I personally think it's kind of cool. 72 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,302 Of course you do. You get to be a princess. 73 00:04:20,346 --> 00:04:21,651 My point is, 74 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,524 it's not like we have to doanything. 75 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,786 Eventually, that drug that Andi doused us with 76 00:04:25,829 --> 00:04:27,396 will wear off, and then we'll just 77 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,137 wake up. Are you forgetting that 78 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:31,052 Andi completed a ceremony that was supposed to 79 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:34,143 raise an old god or whatever? 80 00:04:34,185 --> 00:04:36,144 I'd rather not be asleep when that shows up. 81 00:04:36,187 --> 00:04:38,408 Right. That part. Um... 82 00:04:38,451 --> 00:04:42,411 If only one of us had an infinite amount of knowledge 83 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:45,284 stored inside her brain. 84 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:52,334 Accessing memory banks. 85 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:55,120 Shared hallucinogenic experiences are 86 00:04:55,163 --> 00:04:56,600 a common side effect of nightshade, 87 00:04:56,644 --> 00:05:00,300 which can trigger a journey of spiritual enlightenment, 88 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:03,172 leading to personal, profound discoveries. 89 00:05:03,214 --> 00:05:05,521 I guess we're on a vision quest? 90 00:05:05,565 --> 00:05:07,218 So the sooner we finish the story, 91 00:05:07,262 --> 00:05:08,394 the sooner we can wake up. 92 00:05:08,437 --> 00:05:11,093 I for one am sick of having profound 93 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:12,355 personal discoveries. 94 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,487 It's not that deep. There's an evil villain 95 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:15,619 chasing us, right? 96 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:16,663 So we just defeat it, 97 00:05:16,706 --> 00:05:18,143 and then we're out of here. 98 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:19,841 I for one am also great at kicking ass. 99 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,973 How do we find this guy? 100 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:25,629 I don't know. Don't look at me. 101 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,937 Fine, I do know. 102 00:05:34,942 --> 00:05:36,161 Hey, sweetie. 103 00:05:36,204 --> 00:05:38,903 Dad? I hope you never see this, 104 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:41,036 but if you do, it means you're probably 105 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:44,168 wondering why I left you and J-O 513 behind. 106 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:46,562 I had to find the Star Sword, 107 00:05:46,606 --> 00:05:49,261 the only weapon that can kill Lord Marshall, 108 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:51,088 which my spies tell me is located 109 00:05:51,132 --> 00:05:53,396 on planet Mystic Falls. 110 00:05:53,439 --> 00:05:57,922 Please, don't come looking for me. 111 00:05:57,966 --> 00:06:00,533 I'll be back as soon as I can. 112 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:04,581 End of transmission. 113 00:06:07,540 --> 00:06:10,543 So, we find Dad, who's probably located the weapon, 114 00:06:10,586 --> 00:06:13,981 use it to beat the bad guy, and then we're out of here. 115 00:06:14,024 --> 00:06:17,072 It's a pretty straightforward "hero's journey" if you ask me. 116 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,379 Let's go into town and ask around. 117 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:20,617 Because if it's one thing I do know, 118 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:23,557 this planet we're on, it's Mystic Falls. 119 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,559 Which... don't even get me started. 120 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:31,627 Heard you were looking for me, Doc. 121 00:06:31,651 --> 00:06:33,523 Indeed. While I'm here, 122 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:34,610 any word from Cleo? 123 00:06:34,654 --> 00:06:37,396 Not yet. But at least the monsters 124 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,528 don't seem to be after her anymore.Yeah. 125 00:06:39,572 --> 00:06:41,401 I heard about that wendigo thing. 126 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:43,533 Lost some serious coin on that one. 127 00:06:43,576 --> 00:06:44,925 Tell me about it. 128 00:06:44,968 --> 00:06:48,538 Speaking of, I've got to go check in on Dorian. 129 00:06:48,581 --> 00:06:50,627 Oh, sounds good. I'll drive. 130 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:53,456 Now, are you sure there's room in your schedule for that? 131 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,588 Uh, hell yeah. 132 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:57,721 I got a term paper, but I'm way ahead.Good. 133 00:06:57,764 --> 00:07:00,637 Because if you are free, I've got something wendigo-related 134 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:01,595 that I'd like you to do. 135 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:02,944 Why are you saying that 136 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:04,466 like I'm gonna hate it? 137 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,601 Sorry to interrupt, 138 00:07:08,644 --> 00:07:10,473 but I heard you were looking for me, 139 00:07:10,516 --> 00:07:12,387 Dr. Saltzman. 140 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:18,350 Indeed. 141 00:07:23,529 --> 00:07:24,966 How do we know your father's here? 142 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,923 It's a bar, isn't it? 143 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:29,187 That's some deep-rooted resentment. 144 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:31,711 We passed a dozen bars. Why specifically this one? 145 00:07:31,754 --> 00:07:34,322 I don't know, it's just, like, a hunch. 146 00:07:34,365 --> 00:07:37,326 What's the password? 147 00:07:39,283 --> 00:07:40,372 Well, don't look at me. 148 00:07:40,415 --> 00:07:41,653 I don't have anything about this 149 00:07:41,677 --> 00:07:42,678 in my memory banks. 150 00:07:44,463 --> 00:07:47,423 Password, or I'll shoot. Now! 151 00:07:51,992 --> 00:07:55,692 G-A-N-D-A-L-F. 152 00:07:55,735 --> 00:07:57,651 The number four, E-V-A. 153 00:07:57,694 --> 00:07:58,781 Gandalf forever? 154 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:01,262 Really? 155 00:08:01,305 --> 00:08:03,146 More importantly, how do you know the password? 156 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:09,009 Because I may have written this story when I was 11. 157 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,215 What'll it be? 158 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:41,695 I don't know. Lizzie 159 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,523 why don't you tell us what we're drinking? 160 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:46,177 What I told you is that I wrote this story when I was a kid, 161 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:47,570 in my diary. 162 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,745 I don't remember much of it, obviously. 163 00:08:49,789 --> 00:08:52,532 Especially any no-name space junk hoarders. 164 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,707 So I don't even know what you're doing here, Hope. 165 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,665 Drink whatever you want. Can we have a minute? 166 00:08:58,188 --> 00:09:02,105 Wow, I am so good at cleaning up your messes 167 00:09:02,149 --> 00:09:03,673 and supporting you. 168 00:09:03,716 --> 00:09:05,370 It's almost as if 169 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:08,460 I was written to have no wants or needs of my own. 170 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:10,114 Don't make me unplug you. 171 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:12,246 I'm sorry, Your... 172 00:09:12,289 --> 00:09:14,596 No! I have got to stop doing that. 173 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,424 Well, at least you have a last name. 174 00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:18,993 And a cool outfit, and a backstory... 175 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,647 I was 11! 176 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,865 And don't read too deeply into it. 177 00:09:22,909 --> 00:09:25,230 All of this is just borderline plagiarism of whatever books 178 00:09:25,259 --> 00:09:27,914 and movies I was into at the time.Okay. 179 00:09:27,957 --> 00:09:30,613 Well, then, why don't you tell us what happens next. 180 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:33,006 Do we meet your father here or something? 181 00:09:33,049 --> 00:09:36,445 Something. 182 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,620 We didn't order these. Table in the back. 183 00:09:38,664 --> 00:09:41,318 I'd be careful around that guy if I were you. 184 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,847 Dak Romo. 185 00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:49,893 The bad boy who breaks good in my story. 186 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:51,503 That chiseled jawline, 187 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,157 the casual, cool smuggler's costume, 188 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:55,638 the faithful Sardinian companion. 189 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,726 It has to be him. 190 00:09:57,770 --> 00:10:00,730 Am I the only one that noticed that it's actually Ethan? 191 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:03,037 But we didn't know Ethan when Lizzie wrote the story. 192 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,474 We're not kids in it, either. Maybe our current minds are 193 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,955 punching up my work. Also, who cares? 194 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:11,131 Fine, whatever. Let's just get this over with. 195 00:10:13,394 --> 00:10:15,004 This mission sucks. 196 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:19,793 Maybe that's why Dr. Saltzman sent both of us to handle it. 197 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,621 Well, he ain't here, 198 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,754 so you can go ahead and drop that bad boy. 199 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:31,282 Hey, you've said, like, two words to me 200 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,500 the whole way here. 201 00:10:32,543 --> 00:10:34,459 You are obviously mad at me. 202 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:35,677 Do you want to talk about it? 203 00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:38,028 Now, why would I be mad at you? 204 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,855 I don't know. That's why I asked. 205 00:10:39,899 --> 00:10:41,336 Then I guess we're cool. 206 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,686 Dig. 207 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:48,385 It-it just... It feels like this is 208 00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:50,388 some-some sort of test. Bro, just dig. 209 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,346 Then if you're really not mad at me, 210 00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:55,001 let's camp out here tonight. 211 00:10:55,044 --> 00:10:56,917 We could build a fire, 212 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:57,980 spend some one-on-one time. 213 00:10:58,004 --> 00:11:00,528 Yeah, about that... 214 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:08,275 Lance Corporal Jedidiah Tien reporting for wendigo duty. 215 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,236 At ease, soldier. 216 00:11:18,981 --> 00:11:20,461 Ooh... 217 00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:23,378 Hey, thanks for letting me tag along. 218 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:26,009 I know things have been a little rocky with us lately. Don't mention it. 219 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,730 Kaleb certainly did not. 220 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:31,254 Um, how about you and I get a fire going, 221 00:11:31,298 --> 00:11:33,605 and MG can handle all this. 222 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,303 It's his mess anyway, right? 223 00:11:40,307 --> 00:11:42,571 I wasn't expecting you. 224 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:45,442 Don't get me wrong, Princess. 225 00:11:45,486 --> 00:11:47,445 I was hoping we'd finally meet on this mission. 226 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,751 So you got my hypertexts? 227 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:50,753 Every one. 228 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,668 Sorry to break up 229 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:53,974 whatever the hell this is. 230 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,758 Can you tell us about the mission? 231 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,759 Well, the princess here hired me 232 00:11:57,803 --> 00:12:00,980 to help find their father, General Saltzstar. 233 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,157 So where is he? Beats me. 234 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,222 And I've searched every inch of this backwater planet. - Maybe you were right. 235 00:12:06,246 --> 00:12:08,989 Dr. Saltzman might have already found the weapon and left. 236 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,033 Did you just say "Saltzman"? 237 00:12:11,077 --> 00:12:12,905 Yes. Why? 238 00:12:12,948 --> 00:12:13,907 Well, there's an old Ric Saltzman 239 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,038 that lives out on the rim. 240 00:12:15,081 --> 00:12:16,518 And it didn't occur to you that. 241 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,128 General Alaric Saltzstar, 242 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,783 and old Ric Saltzman might just be the same person? 243 00:12:20,826 --> 00:12:24,307 Can we just have his address, please? 244 00:12:24,351 --> 00:12:27,615 Sure thing, Princess. Mermy. 245 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,980 I think we're done here. 246 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:47,897 Damn right. 247 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,072 Mermy here can smell. 248 00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:51,030 Lord Marshall's goons a mile away. 249 00:12:57,688 --> 00:13:00,169 Ninjas? 250 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:03,259 In space? Seriously? 251 00:13:03,303 --> 00:13:05,871 I was 11. I had a ninja phase. 252 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,482 Get out of here, Elizabeth. 253 00:13:08,525 --> 00:13:10,964 We'll buy you as much time as we can. 254 00:13:11,746 --> 00:13:13,182 May your magic grow... 255 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,969 Oh, for the love of God, let's go. 256 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,580 Let's go. 257 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:29,721 You are everything I dreamed of and more, 258 00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:31,941 Dak Romo. 259 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:37,947 Oh, get that in here. 260 00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:39,905 How you feeling? 261 00:13:39,948 --> 00:13:42,908 Honestly, I thought I'd be back on my feet by now.Yeah. 262 00:13:42,951 --> 00:13:45,389 Well, those animal attacks are pretty vicious. 263 00:13:45,432 --> 00:13:49,915 Look, I, uh... I'm really sorry about what you're going through. 264 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,657 I can't help but feel a little responsible. 265 00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:57,575 Um, and-and you should, 266 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:58,988 because this is all your fault, Ric. 267 00:13:59,011 --> 00:14:02,188 Because I made a promise to stay out of danger, 268 00:14:02,231 --> 00:14:05,801 and it was your student who went on a Ripper bender, 269 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,369 and you pressured me into helping you out. 270 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,849 Remember? 271 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,679 Alaric Saltzman. 272 00:14:17,072 --> 00:14:20,076 Haven't you done enough damage already? 273 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,342 What if he's not happy to see us? 274 00:14:26,386 --> 00:14:28,258 Why wouldn't he be? I don't know. 275 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,912 Weird feeling, I guess. 276 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,871 He's still your father, even in this galaxy. 277 00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,441 Hope? 278 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,922 Us, too, Dad. 279 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,315 Girls 280 00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:42,924 you're so big. 281 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,452 Oh, my goodness. 282 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,022 You smell like feet. 283 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,415 So where have you been 284 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,677 for the last eight years? 285 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,158 Has it been that long? 286 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,162 You know, I came to Mystic Falls 287 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,076 to find the Star Sword. 288 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,524 But then I got here and I realized 289 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,787 that's a lot of work. 290 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,658 Fomenting a revolution, 291 00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:23,573 that's a real drag, man. 292 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:26,969 It's not all pew-pew-pew and heroic speeches. 293 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,711 I mean, the insurgency seemed like 294 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,974 a good idea when I started it. 295 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,455 But, you know, it's only destined to become 296 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,065 another form of government. 297 00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:41,288 So I'm just happier here, off the grid. 298 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,898 Without your daughters? 299 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,903 I'm sorry my work took me away from you 300 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:52,168 and your android sister... 301 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:56,129 Whom I love just as much. 302 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,043 I just figured you'd forge your own path. 303 00:15:58,086 --> 00:16:01,090 Well, they're literally following in your footsteps. 304 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,135 Wait. 305 00:16:03,178 --> 00:16:05,094 You're looking for the Star Sword? 306 00:16:07,052 --> 00:16:08,923 Oh, well... 307 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,187 Good luck. 308 00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:15,017 I found out that weapon can only be wielded 309 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,062 by the chosen one. 310 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,936 So you gotta figure that out, too. 311 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,458 Like I said, 312 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,591 lot of work. 313 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,092 But if you do manage to find it, 314 00:16:28,116 --> 00:16:31,467 you'll bring it to me, right? 315 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,254 We have to go. Now. 316 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,038 What? Why? 317 00:16:37,256 --> 00:16:39,215 Bye, Dad. 318 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,003 What the hell was that all about? 319 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,481 I remembered something about Dad. 320 00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:47,615 Something about his story. 321 00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:55,293 We've had the Star Sword this whole time. 322 00:16:55,317 --> 00:16:58,147 You read my diary?! 323 00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,626 Not for this. 324 00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:01,082 We were kids, and you were having trouble 325 00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:04,066 navigating your emotions; I didn't understand why. 326 00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:07,329 So I read your diary to see what was wrong. 327 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,854 I was just trying to take care of you.Traitor. 328 00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:12,204 Knock it off. This is great. 329 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,226 I mean, awfully convenient, but great, because I'm assuming 330 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,078 Lizzie made herself the chosen one in her own story, 331 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,298 so all we have to do is find out who the bad guy is. 332 00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,126 That won't be a problem, 333 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,041 because I just remembered something else. 334 00:17:28,176 --> 00:17:30,135 Since when do ninjas have guns? 335 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,094 I was 11.Well, you're the chosen one 336 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:34,878 in this story, so why don't you fire that bad boy up. 337 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,103 Son of a bitch. 338 00:17:41,146 --> 00:17:44,192 I guess deep down I always knew that it was you. 339 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,636 Oh, well, at least that's a halfway-decent twist. 340 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,034 It's not me either. And here's another twist. 341 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:01,863 This is the part where we realize who betrayed us. 342 00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:10,653 Sorry, girls, 343 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,701 but Lord Marshall's plan to restore order to the galaxy 344 00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:16,877 is far better than mine ever was. 345 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,098 Take them away. 346 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,593 Magic-nullifying shackles. 347 00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:39,422 If only there was a way we could have seen this coming. 348 00:18:39,465 --> 00:18:41,423 I couldn't handle the scary parts, 349 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,271 so I skimmed them so I wouldn't have nightmares. 350 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:46,167 But I'm sure you lingered on all of the juicy details 351 00:18:46,211 --> 00:18:47,604 of my diary. 352 00:18:47,647 --> 00:18:49,039 Like your two-week crush on Jed? 353 00:18:50,606 --> 00:18:54,394 For the last time, I was 11! 354 00:18:54,436 --> 00:18:55,307 Here's what I don't get. 355 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,613 Why would you create a story 356 00:18:56,656 --> 00:18:59,094 where your father betrays us? 357 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:05,317 Seeing him like that reminded me of how I felt 358 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,015 when I was writing this. 359 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:12,063 Josie was right. I was going through a lot. 360 00:19:12,106 --> 00:19:16,111 Having these episodes that I couldn't explain. 361 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:20,462 And deep down I was afraid that we couldn't count on him. 362 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:24,597 Because if it was a choice between us and you, 363 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:27,339 he would always take your side. 364 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,038 My side? 365 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,432 I thought you said I wasn't even supposed to be in the story. 366 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:34,955 I said... 367 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:38,263 I didn't know what you were doing here. 368 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,090 Because you're supposed to be the one inside 369 00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:41,701 that suit of armor. 370 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:47,316 You're Lord Hope Marshall. 371 00:19:50,753 --> 00:19:52,233 I'm not the villain here. 372 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,627 Things got a little out of hand, that's all. 373 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:55,672 Oh. 374 00:19:55,715 --> 00:19:57,107 And which part specifically 375 00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,458 got out of hand, huh? 376 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,261 The part where you let a dangerous student loose 377 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,393 into the world, or the part where 378 00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:02,828 you roped my husband into covering it up? 379 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,160 Ric, this is your pattern. 380 00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:08,118 You're drawn to high-risk situations, 381 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,425 and your gravity pulls other people along with you. 382 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:14,082 Thanks for the session, Doc, but it's a little reductive. 383 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,563 No, it's the only way you know how to connect. 384 00:20:16,605 --> 00:20:17,867 The people in your life 385 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,434 continually put themselves in danger 386 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:20,871 in order to feel close to you. 387 00:20:20,914 --> 00:20:22,786 Your daughters, for example... Listen. 388 00:20:22,829 --> 00:20:24,353 Leave my daughters out of this. 389 00:20:24,396 --> 00:20:28,138 Now, your husband volunteered for this, okay? 390 00:20:28,182 --> 00:20:30,576 And he was thrilled to get out from behind his desk 391 00:20:30,619 --> 00:20:32,230 and go fight a wendi... 392 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,276 Wen-dy. 393 00:20:34,319 --> 00:20:38,105 The pyromaniac witch? Mm-hmm. 394 00:20:38,148 --> 00:20:39,715 Trauma team to 311. 395 00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:42,284 Trauma team to room 311. 396 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,422 Get a doctor. 397 00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:50,814 His wound opened up again. 398 00:20:50,857 --> 00:20:53,208 He won't stop bleeding. 399 00:20:57,907 --> 00:20:59,648 Ric, tell me what's really going on. 400 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,782 Dorian was attacked by a wendigo. 401 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:06,700 If his wound isn't healing, it can only mean one thing. 402 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,833 I'm done guessing. 403 00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:13,358 I just buried an entire wendigo by myself, 404 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,490 so let's get real. 405 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,317 You don't even like Jed, 406 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:17,798 so why'd you bring him along? 407 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,060 A lot changed at the school while you were gone. 408 00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:22,498 So that's what this is all about? 409 00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:25,413 You're mad because I left? No, Milton. 410 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,851 I'm mad 'cause of what you did after you left. 411 00:21:27,894 --> 00:21:31,159 It was reckless and dangerous. 412 00:21:31,201 --> 00:21:32,744 You could have exposed the whole school. 413 00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:35,031 It's what we'd always talk about 414 00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:36,314 when we'd read comics at night: 415 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:39,036 Using our vampire powers for good. 416 00:21:39,079 --> 00:21:40,951 At least I did something 417 00:21:40,994 --> 00:21:43,126 while you were being Switzerland. 418 00:21:47,522 --> 00:21:51,221 Hell no! We're not done with this conversation. 419 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,223 You said you buried that wendigo, right? 420 00:21:56,531 --> 00:21:58,359 I guess I shouldn't be surprised. 421 00:21:58,403 --> 00:22:00,405 If young you wrote that story, 422 00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,232 of course I'd be the bad guy. 423 00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:04,516 It's just how I felt when a girl by the name of Hope Marshall 424 00:22:04,539 --> 00:22:07,542 showed up at the school and turned our lives upside down. 425 00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:10,153 You really didn't want anything to do with us 426 00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:12,592 or our classmates; We thought that you hated us. 427 00:22:12,634 --> 00:22:15,811 And our dad basically disappeared from our lives 428 00:22:15,855 --> 00:22:18,858 because he was so worried about keeping an eye on you. 429 00:22:20,512 --> 00:22:23,429 I felt invisible. I started acting out, 430 00:22:23,471 --> 00:22:26,387 and I needed so much attention from Josie. 431 00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:29,217 And I became the sister who picks up all the pieces. 432 00:22:29,259 --> 00:22:31,436 I'm sorry. 433 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,265 I didn't know. 434 00:22:34,308 --> 00:22:36,223 Don't be. 435 00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:38,965 We didn't know what you were going through either. 436 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:43,491 If I'm here, then who's in the armor? 437 00:22:45,493 --> 00:22:47,365 Come on, guys, think. Do either of you know 438 00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:48,976 - what happens next? - Nothing does. 439 00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:51,934 Because I couldn't find a way to make myself the chosen one, 440 00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:53,414 even in my own story. 441 00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:55,461 So I backed us into this corner 442 00:22:55,503 --> 00:22:57,027 and never finished writing it. 443 00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:59,377 We're probably stuck here forever. 444 00:23:04,904 --> 00:23:06,384 Who are you? 445 00:23:14,696 --> 00:23:19,093 I'm Hope Marshall, and I'm here to rescue you. 446 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,191 This is where I live 447 00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:33,019 and plot my revenge on the Galactic Dominion. 448 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:35,718 I'm hoping the three of you can help. 449 00:23:35,761 --> 00:23:38,000 You know, we're really thirsty. Could we have some water? 450 00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:40,635 I'll go check the vaporizers. 451 00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:45,554 Speaking of plots, 452 00:23:45,597 --> 00:23:48,644 I don't remember writing Mini-Mikaelson into my story. 453 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,993 She's not Hope Mikaelson. 454 00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:52,822 She's Hope Marshall. 455 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,606 An intrepid orphan spacewitch 456 00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:58,436 who scavenges ship parts to make magical gadgets. 457 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:04,486 I wrote a sequel to your story. 458 00:24:05,355 --> 00:24:06,595 Is there anyone in this freaking galaxy 459 00:24:06,618 --> 00:24:09,577 who has not read my diary? I didn't read it. 460 00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:12,058 But I did overhear Josie talking about it 461 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:13,538 to the other witches. 462 00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:16,585 They were all laughing at me being the villain. 463 00:24:16,628 --> 00:24:18,107 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 464 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:20,588 We were kids. Which is why I had a tantrum 465 00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:22,590 and I set the woods on fire. 466 00:24:22,634 --> 00:24:26,638 Emma found me, and she told me to write my own story. 467 00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:28,596 One where I was the hero, 468 00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:31,730 and we could all be friends. Well, we're friends now, 469 00:24:31,773 --> 00:24:33,515 so why didn't you tell us? 470 00:24:33,558 --> 00:24:35,517 Well, I didn't think that my unauthorized fanfic 471 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,300 would be a part of this hallucination. 472 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:39,478 Plus, it's sad and embarrassing. 473 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,218 As embarrassing as Dak Romo? 474 00:24:41,261 --> 00:24:42,567 Not even close. 475 00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,197 Let's see you write a compelling love story 476 00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:46,528 at the tender age of... 477 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:50,836 Wait. Does that mean that you know who Lord Marshall is? 478 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,840 Emma said it should be whatever I was most afraid of, 479 00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:57,104 and that I should find a way to defeat that fear. 480 00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:01,455 There's plenty of water. 481 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,173 If you're hungry, we can make food. Let me guess, 482 00:25:03,196 --> 00:25:06,721 making food is part of my service model duties? 483 00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:09,420 You're not a service model. That's just a disguise. 484 00:25:09,463 --> 00:25:12,075 You're actually an omega-level defense unit. 485 00:25:12,118 --> 00:25:13,990 You protect people. 486 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:17,603 And you're Princess Saltzstar. 487 00:25:17,645 --> 00:25:19,212 You can find a way for us to sneak into. 488 00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,736 Lord Marshall's throne room, 489 00:25:20,779 --> 00:25:23,652 because you're smarter than everyone thinks. 490 00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,394 But I don't know who you are. 491 00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:30,093 Oh, I'm just a scavenger, like you. 492 00:25:30,136 --> 00:25:31,616 I'm more than that. 493 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,749 But scavengers are good in a fight. 494 00:25:33,792 --> 00:25:35,663 Will you help? 495 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:37,230 Before we fight anything, 496 00:25:37,273 --> 00:25:38,643 we need to figure out what's in that armor. 497 00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:39,842 That's easy. 498 00:25:39,885 --> 00:25:43,498 It's The Hollow. 499 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,461 Okay, nobody panic. I got this. 500 00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:52,811 I'm definitely panicked if we're relying on 501 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:53,813 your reading comprehension skills. 502 00:25:53,855 --> 00:25:55,596 Give me that. 503 00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:58,512 Maybe we buried it wrong. What does it say in there? 504 00:26:01,037 --> 00:26:02,298 It's a setup. 505 00:26:02,343 --> 00:26:03,778 The whole thing's a setup. 506 00:26:05,954 --> 00:26:09,436 Oh, come on. Doc S. Sends us on a monster mission 507 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,265 where the body suddenly just disappears. 508 00:26:11,307 --> 00:26:12,938 And he just so happened to give us the guide book 509 00:26:12,961 --> 00:26:14,789 with all the answers? 510 00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:17,836 So we gotta work together to solve the problem? 511 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,883 He and Dorian are probably out here right now watching us. 512 00:26:20,926 --> 00:26:23,145 Y'all hear that?! 513 00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:25,192 We're onto you, Doc. JED: Yeah. 514 00:26:26,366 --> 00:26:28,281 He wouldn't manipulate us like that. 515 00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:31,938 This whole thing's been a trap from the jump. 516 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:33,306 The mission's about trying to get us 517 00:26:33,329 --> 00:26:34,288 to like each other again. 518 00:26:34,330 --> 00:26:35,984 Why is that a bad thing? 519 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,770 I thought we were cool. 520 00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:40,250 Look, 521 00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:42,601 you two can stay here and work it out if you want to, 522 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,645 but, uh, there is no wendigo. 523 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,822 And my ass is going home. 524 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,523 Wasn't The Hollow that thing 525 00:26:53,567 --> 00:26:54,787 we exorcized from you? 526 00:26:54,829 --> 00:26:56,832 We were so young, we didn't even know 527 00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:57,940 what we were doing at the time. 528 00:26:57,963 --> 00:27:00,314 What is The Hollow? 529 00:27:00,356 --> 00:27:03,317 It's an evil, ancient force. 530 00:27:06,711 --> 00:27:10,063 Took over my body once. 531 00:27:10,105 --> 00:27:11,846 Made me do terrible things. 532 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:15,981 It's the reason my family had to leave me alone on this planet. 533 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:18,070 But now that you're here, 534 00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:19,855 we can fight it together. 535 00:27:19,898 --> 00:27:22,465 And then, once The Hollow's gone forever, 536 00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:24,207 my mom and dad will come back for me. 537 00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:27,689 My family will be together again. 538 00:27:29,211 --> 00:27:31,213 Then I can tell you my real name. 539 00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:33,086 The three of us can be best friends 540 00:27:33,128 --> 00:27:34,695 and start our own coven. 541 00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:38,613 That's not how this story ends. 542 00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:41,789 Defeating The Hollow doesn't bring your family back. 543 00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:43,138 No. You're wrong! 544 00:27:43,182 --> 00:27:45,794 I wish. 545 00:27:45,837 --> 00:27:48,404 The Hollow's already been defeated 546 00:27:48,449 --> 00:27:49,624 by your father. 547 00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,712 Then why hasn't he come back? 548 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:56,631 Why is the Galactic Dominion still here? 549 00:27:59,502 --> 00:28:01,896 Because I'm afraid of something else now. 550 00:28:01,941 --> 00:28:03,769 But it's okay 551 00:28:03,811 --> 00:28:05,727 because I know how to defeat it. 552 00:28:06,596 --> 00:28:08,469 I'm sorry, since when? 553 00:28:08,511 --> 00:28:10,513 For too long now. 554 00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:12,691 Hope, let's talk about this. 555 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:15,301 - I'm tired of talking. - Me, too. 556 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:19,784 Somnus. 557 00:28:38,106 --> 00:28:40,500 Little Hope, slow down. 558 00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:41,894 We wouldn't be in such a hurry 559 00:28:41,936 --> 00:28:43,376 if your friend hadn't knocked us out. 560 00:28:43,416 --> 00:28:44,983 Where, exactly, are we going? 561 00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,375 Salvatore Castle, 562 00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:48,814 where the Galactic Dominion's throne room is. 563 00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,167 And where we have breakfast. 564 00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:56,951 You eat breakfast in the throne room? 565 00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:58,213 Don't think about it. 566 00:28:58,258 --> 00:28:59,606 The good news is you were right. 567 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,130 I do know a secret way inside. 568 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:03,741 Great. It should take us three days to get there on foot. 569 00:29:11,270 --> 00:29:13,446 General Saltzstar. Wow. 570 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:16,884 Girls, I've had a change of heart. 571 00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:18,494 Makes sense. 572 00:29:18,538 --> 00:29:21,280 Of course Dad was always gonna be the hero in Hope's story. 573 00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:22,934 What? 574 00:29:22,978 --> 00:29:24,806 It's complicated, kid. 575 00:29:24,849 --> 00:29:27,940 I'm guessing you've come here to take us 576 00:29:27,982 --> 00:29:29,593 to Lord Marshall's castle? 577 00:29:29,636 --> 00:29:31,073 You're damn right. Now hop in. 578 00:29:31,116 --> 00:29:32,465 This rig doesn't look like much, 579 00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:34,684 but she'll get us there in no time. 580 00:29:34,729 --> 00:29:35,773 Shotgun. 581 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,300 Wait! You were right. 582 00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:43,390 There is no monster. 583 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:47,786 Give me a lift back? 584 00:29:49,177 --> 00:29:50,875 After everything I said to you? 585 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:52,877 I deserved it. 586 00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:59,013 We would have never been in a bad place 587 00:29:59,057 --> 00:30:02,365 if I would have just listened to you from the start. 588 00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:04,279 What about Jed? 589 00:30:04,324 --> 00:30:07,674 He can walk, for all I care. 590 00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:16,030 One condition. You drive. 591 00:30:20,905 --> 00:30:23,211 See? You made one big mistake. 592 00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:26,040 MG would never leave a man behind. 593 00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:27,433 Even one he can't stand. 594 00:30:27,477 --> 00:30:30,132 So we're not wendi-going anywhere. 595 00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:31,498 Kaleb? Huh? 596 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:35,458 Me? 597 00:31:35,501 --> 00:31:36,763 It says if wendigos are weak, 598 00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:38,113 they'll try to snag an easy meal 599 00:31:38,156 --> 00:31:39,593 by taking human form. 600 00:31:39,635 --> 00:31:41,508 So be on the lookout. 601 00:31:43,552 --> 00:31:45,816 Crap. 602 00:31:45,859 --> 00:31:46,948 All right, let's go, MG. 603 00:31:46,991 --> 00:31:49,951 Time to kick your own ass. 604 00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:58,960 Over here! 605 00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:02,136 We're sure that wasn't you, right? 606 00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:14,932 Pretty sure. 607 00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:04,155 I know what you are. 608 00:33:08,289 --> 00:33:09,988 And I'm stronger than you. 609 00:33:12,119 --> 00:33:14,035 Smarter, too. 610 00:33:15,689 --> 00:33:17,778 Motus. 611 00:33:37,231 --> 00:33:38,929 Sorry we're late. 612 00:33:41,148 --> 00:33:43,673 You killed The Hollow. 613 00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:45,109 No, I didn't. 614 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:51,072 Who's that? 615 00:33:51,115 --> 00:33:53,248 That's what this vision quest was about. 616 00:33:53,291 --> 00:33:55,381 The way we can finally defeat Malivore. 617 00:33:55,423 --> 00:33:57,251 Like I said, I already know how. 618 00:33:58,992 --> 00:34:01,473 I have to become the Tribrid. 619 00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:29,197 That dead wendigo definitely gives 620 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,721 these babies an umami dimension. 621 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:35,115 All right, who needs a brewski? 622 00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:38,250 Absolutely. 623 00:34:38,597 --> 00:34:40,251 Yes! 624 00:34:48,650 --> 00:34:50,175 Hey, um, 625 00:34:50,217 --> 00:34:52,612 that stuff I said earlier about using your vamp powers 626 00:34:52,655 --> 00:34:54,788 to do more... I feel you. 627 00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:57,704 I took a big risk. 628 00:34:57,746 --> 00:35:01,534 Oh, no, no. That's... That ain't it. Um... 629 00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:05,146 Why do you always think I'm sticking my neck out for you? 630 00:35:06,581 --> 00:35:07,887 It's because I know 631 00:35:07,931 --> 00:35:09,170 that you're gonna be one of those brothers 632 00:35:09,193 --> 00:35:11,195 that changes the world one day. 633 00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:14,242 I guess I just thought 634 00:35:14,286 --> 00:35:18,289 it would be me by your side when you did it. 635 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,509 Not Ethan. 636 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:22,945 Maybe it should be. 637 00:35:24,251 --> 00:35:27,646 Hey, either way, I'm glad you're back. 638 00:35:30,257 --> 00:35:32,041 I need some advice. 639 00:35:32,085 --> 00:35:34,480 I think I might've caught feelings for somebody 640 00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:36,003 while you were gone. 641 00:35:36,045 --> 00:35:38,266 Are we talking about Cleo? 642 00:35:38,309 --> 00:35:40,137 Hypothetically. 643 00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:42,009 Oh, damn. You got it bad. 644 00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:44,184 Not as bad as Jed got Alyssa Chang. 645 00:35:46,273 --> 00:35:49,190 Wow. Too soon? 646 00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:50,931 My bad. 647 00:35:53,019 --> 00:35:55,891 Timing's about right, actually. 648 00:35:57,590 --> 00:35:58,807 The way I see it, 649 00:35:58,851 --> 00:36:00,201 Doc S. Just sent us 650 00:36:00,244 --> 00:36:02,768 on our first mission and, uh, 651 00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:06,032 and we totally crushed it. 652 00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:07,686 You're damn right. 653 00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:12,300 Hey. Uh, uh... 654 00:36:15,869 --> 00:36:18,262 I love you, bro. 655 00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:20,394 Love you. 656 00:36:22,266 --> 00:36:25,182 Yeah. 657 00:36:31,057 --> 00:36:33,668 Everything's gonna be fine. 658 00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:35,541 I spoke with the boys. 659 00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:37,847 All wounds have been healed, 660 00:36:37,891 --> 00:36:39,458 literally and metaphorically. 661 00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:41,503 That's a relief. 662 00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:43,157 And while we're at it, 663 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:47,161 I'd like to heal the one between you and me. 664 00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:50,556 There's no need. 665 00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:53,123 I overstepped. No. 666 00:36:53,166 --> 00:36:55,342 I mean, everything you said about me, it's all true. 667 00:36:55,387 --> 00:36:58,215 I put myself in dangerous situations 668 00:36:58,259 --> 00:37:01,697 and the people I care about get caught up in them. 669 00:37:02,523 --> 00:37:04,483 But here's the problem. 670 00:37:04,525 --> 00:37:07,442 My daughters are supernatural. 671 00:37:07,485 --> 00:37:11,619 This is their world and if I'm gonna be in it with them, 672 00:37:11,664 --> 00:37:15,101 that is the kind of thing we're gonna keep coming up against. 673 00:37:15,144 --> 00:37:19,454 But at least we're doing it together. 674 00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:23,414 And like I keep trying to teach these kids, 675 00:37:23,458 --> 00:37:27,331 that's the only way anyone gets through it. 676 00:37:31,726 --> 00:37:33,902 I have Dorian's back, Emma. 677 00:37:33,947 --> 00:37:35,556 I promise you. 678 00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:38,298 But if you want me to 679 00:37:38,342 --> 00:37:40,300 stay away from him, 680 00:37:40,344 --> 00:37:42,521 you know, keep him out of it, 681 00:37:42,563 --> 00:37:44,565 I will. 682 00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:50,355 I no longer think that's possible. 683 00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:54,967 I will always be a witch, so Dorian will always exist 684 00:37:55,010 --> 00:37:58,231 in the supernatural world because of me. 685 00:37:58,275 --> 00:38:03,018 Mm, from now on, I'll let him decide for himself how deep. 686 00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:05,021 But I am going to make sure 687 00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:07,414 he doesn't lie to me about it again. 688 00:38:08,938 --> 00:38:12,942 Ugh. Alaric Saltzman. 689 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:17,382 You're a very hard man to quit. 690 00:38:27,695 --> 00:38:30,742 Hi. Hey, baby. 691 00:38:35,007 --> 00:38:36,965 Today was weird, right? 692 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:40,927 If you find ominous weird, yeah. 693 00:38:40,969 --> 00:38:42,494 Hope, we were literally on drugs. 694 00:38:42,536 --> 00:38:44,713 Some stupid story you two wrote when we were kids 695 00:38:44,757 --> 00:38:48,369 doesn't mean anything in it is actually going to happen. 696 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:50,458 Or that your fate is sealed. 697 00:38:50,501 --> 00:38:52,286 I think it does. 698 00:38:53,025 --> 00:38:54,722 Let's face it. 699 00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:58,030 My fate has been sealed since the day that I was born. 700 00:38:58,074 --> 00:38:59,748 Because there's always a loophole with magic. 701 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:01,425 And I'm the loophole. 702 00:39:01,469 --> 00:39:03,905 So if the whole reason I exist is to defeat Malivore, 703 00:39:03,949 --> 00:39:07,606 at what point do I stop fighting it and just accept it? 704 00:39:07,648 --> 00:39:09,563 You don't. 705 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:11,610 Not if you don't want everything that that means. 706 00:39:11,652 --> 00:39:13,132 I don't. 707 00:39:13,175 --> 00:39:16,179 That stupid story made me remember all the reasons why. 708 00:39:16,222 --> 00:39:18,443 My whole life has been 709 00:39:18,485 --> 00:39:20,793 one trauma after another trauma, 710 00:39:20,835 --> 00:39:22,271 and if I have to become a Tribrid, 711 00:39:22,315 --> 00:39:24,884 it's like I'm stuck in that trauma forever. 712 00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:27,626 Just like I'm stuck with the memory 713 00:39:27,668 --> 00:39:30,018 of all the family that I've lost. 714 00:39:31,672 --> 00:39:34,414 I'm sorry we couldn't see why you were hurting back then. 715 00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:36,764 But 716 00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:38,505 right now is different. 717 00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:39,985 We're different. 718 00:39:41,639 --> 00:39:43,519 I'm still a work in progress, but I'm definitely 719 00:39:43,554 --> 00:39:45,469 a better version of Lizzie Saltzman. 720 00:39:45,512 --> 00:39:46,731 And Josie 721 00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:50,605 has become stronger and more independent. 722 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,432 There's no reason why 723 00:39:52,476 --> 00:39:55,740 you can't be whatever you want, too. 724 00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:58,090 A new Hope. 725 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,440 Thanks. 726 00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:06,099 But I think the universe is telling me the opposite. 727 00:40:06,141 --> 00:40:08,188 Honestly, this has been weighing on me 728 00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:10,755 since Cleo pointed it out after she tried to murder me. 729 00:40:10,798 --> 00:40:13,411 And you know what? She was right. 730 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:14,518 Because I do feel responsible 731 00:40:14,541 --> 00:40:16,501 for every time a monster comes along, 732 00:40:16,543 --> 00:40:18,893 because I know that I'm the only one that can stop it. 733 00:40:20,547 --> 00:40:22,942 You know, what if I don't do this and someone I love 734 00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:25,422 gets hurt in a way that I can't fix? 735 00:40:29,731 --> 00:40:31,820 It's the same problem with Landon. 736 00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:33,865 It's like, for once, I just wanted to love someone 737 00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:36,085 and not lose them, you know? 738 00:40:36,128 --> 00:40:38,347 You only became the Tribrid in that story 739 00:40:38,391 --> 00:40:40,742 because you faced Malivore alone. 740 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:42,527 We won't let that happen. 741 00:40:44,615 --> 00:40:47,182 I promise. 742 00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:51,710 Panda promise. 743 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,606 This is Andi's cabin. 744 00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:20,826 I swear to God, if she's crawled out of that hole, 745 00:41:20,869 --> 00:41:22,567 I will kill her again. 746 00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:25,221 It's not her. 747 00:41:25,264 --> 00:41:26,875 Footprints are too big. 748 00:41:41,454 --> 00:41:43,501 Oh, hey. 749 00:41:44,632 --> 00:41:46,938 Clarke? 750 00:41:46,981 --> 00:41:48,418 How'd you sleep?