1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:07,300 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 2 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:09,720 you may not be right for some. 3 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:13,640 A man is born, he's a man of means. 4 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:19,300 Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. But they got different 5 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:25,020 strokes to take, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the 6 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:29,640 Everybody's got a special kind of story. 7 00:00:30,860 --> 00:00:33,100 Everybody finds a way to shine. 8 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:39,360 It don't matter that you got not a lot. So what? I'll have theirs and you'll 9 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,080 have yours and I'll have mine. 10 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,860 And together we'll be fine. 11 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,940 Different strokes to move the world. 12 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:50,980 Different strokes to move the world. 13 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:57,220 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. For me, I'm expecting a phone call. 14 00:00:57,420 --> 00:00:58,420 Well, so am I. 15 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,400 I'd like to answer the phone. 16 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:02,880 Hello. 17 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,300 Yes, he... Oh, yeah, yeah, he is. 18 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,820 Yeah, okay, just a minute. 19 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:09,300 Now, there's a chick with a real sexy voice. 20 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:10,520 Then it must be for me. 21 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Dad! 22 00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:16,980 Dad, it's for you. A lady named Valerie Hunter. 23 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,080 Valerie Hunter? 24 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,100 What a wonderful surprise. 25 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:22,440 You think her voice is sexy? You ought to see where it comes from. 26 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:25,940 Val. 27 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:27,700 How nice. 28 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:29,720 When did you get to town? 29 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,480 When can I see you? 30 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,320 Tonight? 31 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:36,340 Great. Where are you staying? 32 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:39,400 How about 7 o 'clock? 33 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:45,640 Hey, let's get an early start, because when I see you, I am really going to... 34 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,640 Hey, 35 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,220 I won't be having dinner with you tonight, kids. 36 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:53,260 A friend of mine is in town from England. 37 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,540 England? Isn't that where they talk funny? 38 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:57,580 No, that's the Bronx. 39 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,140 Anyway, she's only in town for one night. 40 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:04,240 Then why waste time having dinner? Take her right to the movies. 41 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:06,500 Good thinking, Arnold. 42 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,340 You are in charge tonight, Kimberly. Okay, Daddy. 43 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:10,840 Why is she in charge? 44 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,120 Because I'm the oldest. I've done babysitting for people. 45 00:02:13,540 --> 00:02:14,740 Babysitting? I'm no baby. 46 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,760 I kicked a diaper habit years ago. 47 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:20,640 Me too. You try to change me, you're in for a big surprise. 48 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,380 Okay, kids, knock it off. You're right, you're not babies. 49 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:28,400 But... Kimberly is in charge. 50 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,060 Thanks for waiting till I open the door. 51 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,160 Dad, you remember Natalie? 52 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,260 Hi. Cindy? Hello. 53 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:46,060 Tootie? Hi, Mr. Drummond. And Molly from my school. How are the beauties from 54 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:47,060 the Eastland Girls School? 55 00:02:47,220 --> 00:02:48,780 Oh, they could come, so they sent us. 56 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:57,469 you ever saw? 57 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:59,570 Oh, I just love that baby face. 58 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:02,890 He looks like a chipmunk with its cheeks full of nuts. 59 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,070 Get away from me, you cheat freaks. 60 00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:11,490 I'm saving my cheeks for the woman I'm marrying. 61 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:15,130 So what are you guys doing here anyway? 62 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:19,430 We're having a slumber party over at my house. We decided on the spur of the 63 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:23,090 moment. Get your sleeping bag, Kimberly, and stuff it with pizza. 64 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:27,969 sitting tonight? 65 00:03:27,970 --> 00:03:30,290 Hey, I told you, watch who you're calling a baby. 66 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:32,510 Yeah, I'm only a week away from puberty. 67 00:03:36,830 --> 00:03:39,150 And Willis is just recovering from it. 68 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:44,530 Hey, Molly, will your mother be home tonight to supervise? 69 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:45,770 Oh, sure. 70 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:47,490 How about boys at the party? 71 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:49,230 If you know any, send them over. 72 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:54,210 Okay, honey, you can go. It'll be all right. Thank you, Daddy. Oh, Kimberly, 73 00:03:54,210 --> 00:03:56,130 better go pack your gear. Better get a fork. 74 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:01,660 She packed a suitcase that Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn't lift. 75 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:08,960 Well, I guess I better call my friend and tell her I can't make it tonight. 76 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,440 You mean, you'll trust Kimberly to take charge, but not me? 77 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,540 I'm just as mature as she is. 78 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:18,120 Right. What do you have to do to be mature around here? Wear a bra? 79 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,500 Willis, I left you in charge once. Remember what happened? 80 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:27,360 Aren't late too much and got sick. 81 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,760 Dad, that happens no matter who's in charge. 82 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,540 You also stayed up too late. 83 00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:34,780 Now, I don't want to argue the point. 84 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,600 I have to call Valerie. 85 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:40,620 Dad, don't cancel your date. If they start drafting women, you may never see 86 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:41,620 again. 87 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,220 Come on, Dad. 88 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,280 Don't I deserve a second chance? 89 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,700 Yes, son, of course you do. 90 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,460 Thank you, Dad. Okay. 91 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:56,320 I'll leave the restaurant telephone number right here in case there are any 92 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,560 problems. I expect you boys to behave just as however here. 93 00:05:00,420 --> 00:05:01,980 On second thought, that's not good enough. 94 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:06,780 Well, you did it. Did what? 95 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:10,840 Oh, we got it made, man. We got the whole place to ourselves. 96 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:14,160 We're going to call pizza the light, chicken the light. 97 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:23,250 Arnold, no way. 98 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:27,070 You either do what I say and toe the line or go to bed without dinner. 99 00:05:27,570 --> 00:05:28,830 What you talking about, Willis? 100 00:05:32,910 --> 00:05:35,190 I'm talking about Dad left me responsible. 101 00:05:35,530 --> 00:05:37,770 We're not going to blow a lot of money on junk food. 102 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:40,070 I'm going to cook his dinner. 103 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:43,890 If you're cooking, I'll take my chances with the junk food. 104 00:05:45,350 --> 00:05:49,870 Nope. I'm going to make us some fried eggs, fried potatoes, fried hot dogs, 105 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:50,870 fried beans. 106 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:53,250 Boy, tonight we're going to eat health food. 107 00:05:53,910 --> 00:05:54,910 Yes. 108 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:59,830 Let's get something straight, little brother. I'm in charge tonight, and what 109 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:00,910 say goes. Get it? 110 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:03,710 I got a feeling if I don't get it, I'll get it. 111 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:14,710 It's been almost a year, sir. 112 00:06:15,050 --> 00:06:18,430 You haven't changed a bit. You're still as lovely as ever. 113 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:22,160 Then you haven't changed either. You've still got quite a line. I hope you're 114 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,139 still buying it. 115 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:25,140 I just happen to be in a buying mood. 116 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:30,760 I wish you could stay longer, Belle. 117 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:35,660 And I wish that your penthouse wasn't full of kids. 118 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,640 There are no kids in your hotel. 119 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,000 I'm glad you noticed. 120 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,180 Why don't you settle down in New York? Aren't you tired of flying all around 121 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:45,400 world, selling your cosmetic? 122 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,440 A girl has to work for a living. 123 00:06:48,030 --> 00:06:49,030 Unless she's married. 124 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:51,470 Uh, keep up the good work. 125 00:06:53,190 --> 00:06:55,530 Mr. Drummond, phone call for you. Oh, thank you. 126 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:57,430 Gotta be my kids. 127 00:06:58,390 --> 00:06:59,590 I hope nothing happened. 128 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,250 Hello? 129 00:07:01,450 --> 00:07:02,450 Willis, what's wrong? 130 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:04,170 Nothing. 131 00:07:04,510 --> 00:07:06,250 Is that a serious nothing or a nothing nothing? 132 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:08,630 Yeah, I see. 133 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:12,630 Yes, you may have a few of your friends come and sleep over. 134 00:07:13,410 --> 00:07:14,410 Thanks for calling, Willis. 135 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:17,250 Good night. Oh, Willis, Willis, how many kids? 136 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:18,580 How many? 137 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,800 I hope I didn't say yes too soon. 138 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,800 I've had nights like that myself. 139 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:30,280 When Willis has a few friends, it could be anywhere from two to a hundred. 140 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:33,580 Well, let's see. Which of my friends should I invite over? 141 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,260 What do you mean, your friend? 142 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,420 I thought of it, this is my party. 143 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:41,020 What do you mean, your party? This is our party. 144 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:42,760 Okay. 145 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,560 This is our party. 146 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,700 To which none of your friends are coming. 147 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,760 Dad said I'm captain of this ship. 148 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:54,780 Well, you better watch it, Captain, or I'll mutiny all over your bounty. 149 00:07:58,460 --> 00:08:00,200 Listen, Arnold, you have a good time. 150 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,900 I'm going to invite Vernon, Jimmy, and Charles. 151 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,240 Charles? He's the dummy that went to the zoo and asked to see the Easter Seals. 152 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,860 Look, Arnold, why don't you go get washed up while I tan your butt? My 153 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:13,860 already tanned. 154 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:18,189 Keep going. 155 00:08:18,190 --> 00:08:19,630 I'm not moving till you say please. 156 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:22,250 Move it or I'll bounce you off the wall. 157 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:23,730 That's close enough. 158 00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:28,410 Phil, do you remember that dinner in Venice? 159 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:30,790 Mm -hmm. And the gondola ride afterwards? 160 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:33,950 Yeah. I thought the gondolier had a lovely voice. 161 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,250 Mm -hmm. 162 00:08:35,289 --> 00:08:36,450 But you didn't. 163 00:08:36,789 --> 00:08:39,250 So you shot him and threw him in the canal. 164 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:40,650 Mm -hmm. 165 00:08:41,010 --> 00:08:45,870 Phil, testing one, two, three. Huh? You're not listening to me. 166 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,400 Oh, yes, I am. 167 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,700 This fellow was singing. He got shot in the Erie Canal. 168 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:53,480 Close. 169 00:08:53,980 --> 00:08:57,900 Oh, I'm sorry, Val. I wasn't listening. I was thinking about my boys and what 170 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:58,940 could be happening at home. 171 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,780 Well, why don't you give them a call? 172 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:02,920 Oh, you're so understanding. 173 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,660 Captain, could we have a telephone, please? 174 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,620 I'll just make this one call, and then I'm all yours. 175 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,080 Promises, promises. 176 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:13,580 Good evening. 177 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,760 Good evening. 178 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:16,870 What can Sasha play for you? 179 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:22,430 But I'm warning you, I must warn you that Sasha's violin has been known to 180 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:23,430 lovers crazy. 181 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:27,850 How about Arrivederci Roma? 182 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,110 Is that safe? 183 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:31,370 I think I can keep that one under control. 184 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:39,730 Your phone, Mr. Drummond. 185 00:09:42,939 --> 00:09:45,440 Hold it just for a moment, please. Certainly, sir. 186 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,520 All right, you 187 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:57,380 first, 188 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:01,240 creeps. Get off my planet or I'll laser beam you back to the moon. 189 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,720 Willis, will you tell Arnold to blast off? 190 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,600 Oh, come on. 191 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,800 You guys promised that I could play with you. 192 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,780 Didn't we play hide -and -seek like you wanted? 193 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,590 Yeah. We even let you hide in the closet. But you didn't have to lock the 194 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:18,330 I got it. 195 00:10:21,470 --> 00:10:22,470 Hello? 196 00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:24,550 Oh, hi, Dad. 197 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:26,970 Yeah, everything's real cool. 198 00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:28,550 I only invited three guys. 199 00:10:28,970 --> 00:10:30,610 Yeah, Vernon, Jimmy, and Charles. 200 00:10:31,170 --> 00:10:33,890 Charles? Isn't that the kid that went to the zoo and asked to see the Easter 201 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:34,890 seal? 202 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,170 Yeah, that's him, Dad. 203 00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:39,690 Yeah, everything's okay. 204 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:56,920 Well, we're going to have some vichyssoise, some goose liver pâté, 205 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,280 sweetbreads, and crepe sudèche. 206 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,200 Boy, talk about junk food. 207 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,420 Yeah, we'll be good. 208 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,880 Yeah, I don't know what else is in charge. 209 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,400 Good night. 210 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:19,880 What are you girls doing back here? 211 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,850 Oh, Molly, please. have a slumber party because her brother's sick. And Cindy 212 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,850 was afraid we'd catch it. So Kimberly said to come over here. 213 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:29,550 What are you guys going to do with those slinky bags? Sleep in them? 214 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:33,230 No. We're going to hang from the ceiling by our toes like bats. 215 00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:38,310 How are we going to have our slumber party here, Kimberly? 216 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:39,449 You're not. 217 00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:43,190 The party's been canceled, girls. I'm in charge. So why don't you just get lost? 218 00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:45,450 Uh -oh. We're in trouble. 219 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:49,090 You guys go pick up your bedrolls and get out of here. 220 00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:58,590 Put those bedrolls down, girls. 221 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:01,910 I said pick them up. 222 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,130 I said put them down. 223 00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:10,230 You guys make up your minds, I'm getting the bends. 224 00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:13,050 Please, I'm down. 225 00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:17,250 Now that I'm back, I'm in charge, little brother. 226 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,010 Who you calling little brother, short -ass sister? 227 00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:23,670 Willis, you're only taller by an afro. 228 00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:28,790 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, he's taller by an afro. 229 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,830 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. That's a devil, Kimberly. 230 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:37,370 It's not that funny. 231 00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:43,150 Oh, come on, go up and have a sleeping bath. I said the party's canceled, 232 00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:44,670 So why don't you just go home? 233 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:47,350 I am home, Willis. You know, you're being very bullheaded. 234 00:12:47,590 --> 00:12:50,350 You also resemble the other half of that bull. 235 00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:57,010 Look, Kimberly, Dad put me in charge, but I'll give you a break. You can have 236 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,010 your slumber party here. 237 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,830 Oh, isn't he good to us? Let's all bow and kiss his ring. 238 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:05,310 Thank you so much. 239 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:08,230 All right, all right, cool it. 240 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:12,810 Well, take the sleeping bags up to your room. Oh, my room? Are you kidding? You 241 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:15,970 guys take your sleeping bags and go up to your room. But we need more room 242 00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:17,970 because we're bigger. Yeah, that's right. 243 00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:19,069 We're bigger. 244 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:20,070 I pass. 245 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,500 to do with it, Mr. 246 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,180 Macho? Yeah. 247 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,680 Want to go a couple rounds? 248 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,320 I'm being attacked by Wonder Woman. Don't give me that. 249 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:40,400 You're acting silly, Willis. She's got a point there. 250 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,960 Shut up, Arnold. 251 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,600 When I want you to talk, I'll tell you. 252 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,140 to see who goes upstairs. 253 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,980 There's not going to be a vote. I'm running this democracy. 254 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,340 That doesn't make sense. 255 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,580 It doesn't have to make sense. It's an argument. 256 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,940 A vote wouldn't do any good anyway because there's five of us and five of 257 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,080 It's a deadlock. 258 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,180 Come on, guys. 259 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:25,060 But, Willis, Willis, Willis, it wouldn't be a deadlock if it was six to four. 260 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:29,240 Yeah, but one of them isn't going to vote with us. No, but one of us. is 261 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,240 to vote with them. 262 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,640 Guess who? 263 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:36,960 Good for you, Arnold. 264 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,120 Willis, I'm tired of you picking on me. 265 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,360 So am I. 266 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,020 Willis, this is war. 267 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:44,960 Gee, 268 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:53,280 Arnold, is Willis always so rotten and unreasonable like this? 269 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:55,220 No, this is one of his better days. 270 00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:58,260 You know, he's really a dictator. 271 00:15:00,329 --> 00:15:03,070 He's probably been taking obnoxious pills. 272 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,290 You know, he's using me a lot like this. 273 00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,450 I wonder why he's so grouchy. 274 00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:09,530 Maybe he's teething again. 275 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:12,790 Maybe he needs a shot of prune juice. 276 00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:17,570 I bet he's going through some phase of adolescent crisis. 277 00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:19,510 You mean like pimples? 278 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:25,210 Well, I don't know what his problem is, but I'm sure not giving in. In fact, I'm 279 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:27,210 going to call Daddy and see what he has to say about this. 280 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:28,450 Right. 281 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,650 Now, what can I do to keep you from leaving tomorrow? 282 00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,130 I'm sorry, Phil. 283 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:38,950 But as they say, business before pleasure. 284 00:15:39,510 --> 00:15:42,510 Well, at least we still got tonight for pleasure before business. 285 00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:44,450 Uh, Sasha? 286 00:15:45,650 --> 00:15:47,310 May we have that number now, please? 287 00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:49,990 Uh, if Monsieur is ready, Sasha is. 288 00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:54,170 Would the lovely lady like to hear Aroder Chiroma? 289 00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:56,560 Yes. And don't hold back, Sasha. 290 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,660 This is our night for crazy. 291 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,080 Sasha knows where you're coming from. 292 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:10,180 Phone call for you, Mr. Truman. 293 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:15,740 Hello? 294 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,280 Kimberly. 295 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,800 What are you doing at home? 296 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:23,120 Sorry about... Yeah, uh -huh, I see. 297 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:27,000 Look, the apartment is big enough for all of you. Now, you work it out. 298 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,180 Arrivederci. Without the Roma. 299 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:35,520 I want you and Willis to come to some kind of a compromise, and that's an 300 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,180 Good night, Kimberly. 301 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,520 Where's Sasha? 302 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,820 He left, and it may be catching. 303 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:47,640 I'm really sorry, Belle. I've been in a romantic triangle before, but the third 304 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,240 party was never a telephone. 305 00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:03,790 still in charge. Less than Willis. You be quiet, you traitor. 306 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,230 Yeah, Benedict Arnold. 307 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,890 Let's take it on me. Haven't you heard of ERA? 308 00:17:08,869 --> 00:17:10,109 Equal Rights for Arnold. 309 00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:13,710 Come on, guys. Let's have a conference. 310 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:16,270 Us girls have a conference, too. 311 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,670 I mean them and me. 312 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,650 You know, we have to figure out a way to get rid of them. 313 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:24,949 I know. 314 00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:26,710 Let's use our feminine wild. 315 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,640 We talked them into doing what we want. 316 00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:46,320 Oh, that won't worry Willie. You got to use psychology on him. 317 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,240 What kind of psychology? 318 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,620 Tell him Donald Summer is in the lobby. 319 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,600 Arnold, you're really not helping. 320 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,280 Yeah. Why don't you go swim a few laps in the kitchen sink? 321 00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,840 See, Arnold's alone. 322 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,380 He's cute. 323 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:05,640 I got a mind, too, you know. I'm not just a pair of pretty cheeks. 324 00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:11,030 play Space Patrol. 325 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,270 That's for children. 326 00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:13,610 Well, we're children. 327 00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:16,210 I'm not a child. I'm a woman. 328 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:19,870 Well, if you're a woman, I'm Kareem Abdul -Jabbar. 329 00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:26,090 Arnold, honey, why don't you just go back on the boys' side, and I think that 330 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:27,510 can find a way to figure this out ourselves. 331 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,970 Bye, Arnold. 332 00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:33,050 Women. Who says you can't live without them? 333 00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:36,090 Hi, guys. I'm back. 334 00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:37,230 What's the plan? 335 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:42,750 It's for you to get lost, Tom Cole. Yeah, beat it. Who needs you? 336 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:44,010 Stick it in the toilet. 337 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,290 Any other plans? 338 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:48,430 Arnold, we don't want you. Get it? 339 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:52,790 You don't want me. The girls don't want me. Well, at least I still have a close 340 00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:54,190 relationship with the refrigerator. 341 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,250 Look, Willis, this is ridiculous. 342 00:18:57,590 --> 00:19:00,770 We have to be down here because we need the kitchen to make cookies for career 343 00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:01,770 day Monday at school. 344 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,050 What's career day? 345 00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:07,270 That's when parents come to school and tell what their careers are. 346 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:12,220 is coming for it. He's a lawyer in Washington, so he'll never be out of 347 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,099 Why not? 348 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,180 Because he keeps politicians out of jail. 349 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,700 That cookie jazz, man, it's a trick. 350 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:20,060 Yeah, Vernon's right. 351 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:23,740 Don't keep it, Willis. If you want lousy food, you can eat my mother's cookie. 352 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:27,400 No dice, Kimberly. All right. 353 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:30,540 If you want a slumber party, it'll be in your room. 354 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,680 Now, be fair. At least let's flip a coin to see who goes upstairs. 355 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,260 I already know who goes upstairs. You. 356 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,830 And that's the way... Because men always run things. Yeah. 357 00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:41,129 Oh, yeah? 358 00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:43,930 Yeah, you know, there have been a lot of women who have run things also. 359 00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:49,090 Sure. Ever hear of Gloria Steinem and Dira Gandhi and Margaret Thatcher? 360 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,110 I never watched Charlie's Angels. 361 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:59,670 Hey, Willis, if you're looking for a fight, you're going to get it. That's 362 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:02,490 right. I'll roll a skid all over your face. 363 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:07,000 You try. and your skanky will be growing out of your nose. 364 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,780 Poor boys. 365 00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:13,420 It must have been hard on your parents not having children. 366 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,920 All right, Kimberly. 367 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,160 You guys, get going. Get upstairs. 368 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,980 Stop telling us what to do. 369 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:44,150 What's from champagne, Belle? 370 00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:46,410 Champagne makes me lose my inhibitions. 371 00:20:46,770 --> 00:20:48,090 A case of champagne. 372 00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:52,170 We'll take the Pierre Moulin Belle Village. 373 00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:54,530 Pierre Moulin Belle Village. 374 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:55,750 Number 24. 375 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,430 Oh, certainly. 376 00:20:58,690 --> 00:20:59,690 Nessie. 377 00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:02,870 Oh, Sasha. 378 00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:04,230 Sasha. 379 00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:07,590 No more phone calls? 380 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:10,610 No more phone calls. Same song? 381 00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:11,810 Same song. 382 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,400 Very well. 383 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,620 Another call, Mr. Drummond. 384 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:27,560 Sasha can't take no more. Do they interrupt Heifetz? Do they interrupt 385 00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:30,160 They don't even interrupt Henny Youngman. 386 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:35,240 Well, really... No, I've got it all figured out. 387 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,220 I'll go to a phone booth and call in our date. 388 00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:47,440 Willis, I don't care how you decide. You just settle it and no more phone calls. 389 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:48,560 Is that clear? 390 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,600 Good night. 391 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,740 There shouldn't be any more problems. Once I really put my foot down, the kids 392 00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:54,740 fall right into line. 393 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:15,899 Won't you play first? 394 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,880 Sir, I do not take bribes. 395 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,920 Well, I just... I do take tips. 396 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,760 A Revedechi Roma, please, Sasha. 397 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,300 I'll try to remember. 398 00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:28,060 It's been so long. 399 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,520 This is really romantic. 400 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,180 It's like dating the Teamsters Union. 401 00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:11,240 This is my about -to -be -punished family. 402 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,640 Arnold, Kimberly, and Willis. I do. 403 00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:18,460 I've heard so much about all of you, especially tonight. 404 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,400 Wow, she does have a sexy voice. 405 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,920 Why are you here? 406 00:23:29,179 --> 00:23:30,179 Well, 407 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,540 you have ruined my evening and Valerie's, and I want to know why. 408 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:39,120 Well, Dad, you put me in charge, but Kimberly wouldn't let me be in charge. 409 00:23:39,340 --> 00:23:41,420 Well, Dad, you had put me in charge first. 410 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,280 Both of you have disappointed me. 411 00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:48,740 Willis, you have abused your authority. Kimberly, you're old enough to arrive at 412 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:49,740 a compromise. 413 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:50,900 I second that. 414 00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:52,140 You shut up! 415 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,320 That's how it's been all night. 416 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,460 and we'll discuss this in detail in the morning. 417 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,680 Just a minute. 418 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:06,140 Phil, don't be too angry with the little darlings. 419 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,920 As long as they're here, why don't they stand to have dessert with us? 420 00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:13,540 Dad, have you considered marrying this fine lady? 421 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,720 All right, you can all have dessert. 422 00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:18,880 All of us? Of course. 423 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:20,140 Okay. 424 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:47,440 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 425 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:54,400 you may not be right for some. For many, for me, it's a better beat than 426 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,580 a long come to. 427 00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:58,600 They have nothing but the genes that they got. 428 00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:00,620 Different strokes of things. 429 00:25:00,860 --> 00:25:07,820 Different strokes of things. Different strokes of the world. Different strokes 430 00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:08,820 of the world.