1 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:11,748 His guts are popping out of his ass. 2 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:16,039 Bruno please, I'm trying to write my presentation. 3 00:02:18,288 --> 00:02:19,581 Okay. 4 00:02:35,079 --> 00:02:37,874 I have a fleshy pen if you'd rather use that, Laura? 5 00:02:38,870 --> 00:02:40,496 No, thanks. 6 00:02:51,245 --> 00:02:54,790 Bruno, I'm sorry but I have full blown thrush. 7 00:02:55,036 --> 00:02:57,914 Wow, even on our anniversary you choose thrush over sex. 8 00:02:58,161 --> 00:03:00,956 How can I think about sex when my pants are full of yoghurt. 9 00:03:01,161 --> 00:03:05,583 Okay, well someone's got to get this party started. 10 00:03:09,703 --> 00:03:12,247 God, I hate parties. 11 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,873 NUDE TUESDAY 12 00:03:33,451 --> 00:03:35,453 Adult nappies can be sexy... 13 00:03:41,369 --> 00:03:44,914 ...with black lacy trim and a saucy expanding thong. 14 00:03:49,326 --> 00:03:51,829 Pippi, do you want the fat tube pasta? 15 00:03:54,202 --> 00:03:57,289 Bruno! Does Pippi want the fat tube pasta? 16 00:03:57,785 --> 00:03:59,704 Do you want the fat tube pasta, Pippi? 17 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:07,204 We're the frickin' A team! 18 00:04:08,368 --> 00:04:12,664 We're gonna party tonight! Who's the best Dada? 19 00:04:13,910 --> 00:04:16,413 I need you to get exactly what's on the list. 20 00:04:24,827 --> 00:04:27,663 Okay girls, you are vibrant, you are warriors. 21 00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:29,872 - Yes Mama. - Yes Mama. 22 00:04:33,118 --> 00:04:36,580 - You stink Papa! - You stink Alice! You stink Pippi! 23 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,453 Laura 24 00:04:38,701 --> 00:04:39,618 Yeah? 25 00:04:39,951 --> 00:04:41,286 Come here a sec. 26 00:04:48,285 --> 00:04:49,786 Happy Anniversary. 27 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:57,371 Sorry, I've been such a busy bee. 28 00:04:57,535 --> 00:04:59,537 It's okay. I'm used to it. 29 00:05:02,577 --> 00:05:04,287 Aww, thank you! 30 00:05:04,659 --> 00:05:05,827 Open the box. 31 00:05:12,702 --> 00:05:15,037 Okay, don't forget the list! 32 00:05:15,201 --> 00:05:16,161 Okay. 33 00:05:19,492 --> 00:05:20,994 I'll make a sexy supper tonight. 34 00:05:21,243 --> 00:05:22,536 My parents are coming. 35 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:29,829 Hello, Naughty Naps are the... 36 00:05:29,992 --> 00:05:31,118 Sexy answer. 37 00:05:32,034 --> 00:05:34,036 Naughty Naps are the sexy answer to... 38 00:05:34,491 --> 00:05:35,784 Pippi! 39 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:37,827 Unsightly lady leakage... 40 00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:41,409 Lady leakage and soiling. 41 00:05:55,950 --> 00:05:57,243 Could be a killer. 42 00:05:57,617 --> 00:05:58,660 Hello. 43 00:05:59,575 --> 00:06:00,534 Hello. 44 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:05,411 Please tell the rude lady, I don't really need this crap 45 00:06:05,575 --> 00:06:08,202 from some bitter old witch. 46 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:15,496 Nude lady, I don't need a crap on some bitter old witch! 47 00:06:17,117 --> 00:06:18,577 I have testicular cancer, 48 00:06:18,743 --> 00:06:20,369 so chew on that! 49 00:06:20,991 --> 00:06:23,702 I have tickle cancer, so chew that! 50 00:06:23,866 --> 00:06:24,867 Yeah, okay. 51 00:06:25,033 --> 00:06:25,950 Thank you! 52 00:06:26,449 --> 00:06:27,908 -Thank you! -Thank you! 53 00:06:28,074 --> 00:06:28,950 Thank you. 54 00:06:32,366 --> 00:06:34,493 Okay. 55 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:47,658 Are the clients here? 56 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,159 -Yeah. -Oh shit. 57 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:56,368 -You been getting my dick pic's, Laura? -Oh yeah. 58 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:59,035 You really have to stop sending them. 59 00:06:59,199 --> 00:07:01,910 -Whatever, get in there. -Yeah, okay. 60 00:07:08,991 --> 00:07:09,825 Laura? 61 00:07:10,407 --> 00:07:12,075 I've left my flash cards in the car. 62 00:07:12,657 --> 00:07:14,993 You don't need those, just improvise. 63 00:07:15,239 --> 00:07:16,824 I can't, my mind freezes. 64 00:07:17,198 --> 00:07:20,035 Just stick your tits and teeth out and get in there. 65 00:07:20,531 --> 00:07:22,116 Thought you wanted this promotion? 66 00:07:22,198 --> 00:07:23,158 Hurry up. 67 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,199 Okay, yeah. 68 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:33,495 Apologies, I'm sure this clever lady will make it worth the wait. 69 00:07:34,866 --> 00:07:36,618 Thank you Laura. 70 00:07:41,489 --> 00:07:42,574 Hello. 71 00:07:42,948 --> 00:07:43,991 Hello. 72 00:07:53,324 --> 00:07:56,118 Sorry Kristof, I just need my throat spray, one sec. 73 00:07:58,907 --> 00:08:01,284 Sadly she suffers from overall dryness. 74 00:08:02,698 --> 00:08:03,991 Cheeky coffee? 75 00:08:37,114 --> 00:08:39,116 Laura, are you okay? 76 00:08:39,489 --> 00:08:41,491 Yes fine, bit of a heavy period. 77 00:08:42,405 --> 00:08:43,406 Okay. 78 00:08:45,906 --> 00:08:47,699 Sorry, sorry. 79 00:08:48,156 --> 00:08:49,365 Sorry Kristof. 80 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:52,781 Okay... 81 00:08:53,906 --> 00:08:54,948 Laura? 82 00:08:55,531 --> 00:08:56,991 Hello. 83 00:08:57,530 --> 00:09:00,033 Naughty Naps allows my lover 84 00:09:00,448 --> 00:09:02,700 to peel off my nappy leaving no nasty surprises. 85 00:09:02,947 --> 00:09:04,032 Naughty Naps... 86 00:09:04,448 --> 00:09:05,866 Please Kristof! 87 00:09:07,654 --> 00:09:09,656 ...leave my gusset smelling 88 00:09:10,238 --> 00:09:12,199 fresh, floral and fun... 89 00:09:12,362 --> 00:09:13,906 For God's sake Laura... 90 00:09:16,071 --> 00:09:17,281 So I can party... 91 00:09:17,529 --> 00:09:19,406 Wash off that mess, Laura! 92 00:09:19,654 --> 00:09:21,072 You look like a homeless man! 93 00:09:21,238 --> 00:09:22,364 I'm feeling great. 94 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:23,864 We all feel sick! 95 00:09:26,905 --> 00:09:27,906 Okay. 96 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:34,948 Sorry, so where were we? Fun gussets... 97 00:09:38,279 --> 00:09:39,947 It's like seducing a woman... 98 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,742 ease her to the right, tease her to the left. 99 00:09:43,905 --> 00:09:46,365 We're just looking for a toilet. 100 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:53,950 Could just I tempt you to a peep of the 'Beyoncé?' 101 00:09:54,197 --> 00:09:56,741 She's a very sexy mixer tap and kettle in one... 102 00:09:59,322 --> 00:10:01,157 Just a bit of fun. 103 00:10:01,986 --> 00:10:03,988 My wife really needs a dump. 104 00:10:30,112 --> 00:10:31,489 Hope your thingy's gone well, Laura. 105 00:10:31,654 --> 00:10:33,656 Could you call me about the list? 106 00:10:35,404 --> 00:10:36,280 Goodbye. 107 00:11:26,111 --> 00:11:28,864 Fish, fish, fish, fish. 108 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:36,866 Black eye beans, kidney beans, borlotti beans... 109 00:11:39,235 --> 00:11:42,197 Typical, no fish in the fish aisle. 110 00:11:42,445 --> 00:11:44,822 Why can't you pick up the phone, Laura? 111 00:11:52,403 --> 00:11:55,031 Jesus, Laura. 112 00:11:55,777 --> 00:12:01,574 Hello, I'm looking for this fish with Maxi Protein. 113 00:12:01,735 --> 00:12:05,030 Apparently good for female yeast infections. 114 00:12:06,777 --> 00:12:09,321 This is the beans aisle, mate. 115 00:12:11,235 --> 00:12:13,571 Well, your website says it's the fish aisle. 116 00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:16,821 So unless you've been incorrectly stacking the Maxi Protein, 117 00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,988 this is where I should find the Maxi Protein fish. 118 00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:23,611 What? 119 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:29,154 Please help me find the fish with the... 120 00:12:29,318 --> 00:12:30,486 ...MAXI PROTEIN. 121 00:12:30,902 --> 00:12:32,737 It's a fish that enjoys eating female fungus 122 00:12:33,027 --> 00:12:36,656 with a boosting ingredient called Maxi Protein! 123 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,153 There you go. 124 00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:47,613 This? You're saying this will eat away my wife's thrush? 125 00:12:47,777 --> 00:12:48,861 Might do. 126 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,485 Thank you. 127 00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,779 Pippi, pass the fairy ribbon. 128 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,110 -My pleasure. -Thanks. 129 00:13:21,859 --> 00:13:23,361 Can I help you sir? 130 00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:24,736 Get fucked. 131 00:13:27,817 --> 00:13:29,653 You want everything on the list, Laura? 132 00:13:29,817 --> 00:13:33,321 Well, I'll give you the whole fucking lot and let's see 133 00:13:33,485 --> 00:13:36,112 if we can't burn through that thrush. 134 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,819 What the hell's going on here? 135 00:13:40,484 --> 00:13:42,194 What's going on here? 136 00:13:42,609 --> 00:13:45,862 I asked for assistance because I thought this was a supermarket. 137 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:48,735 But turns out the staff are all lobotomized. 138 00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:50,818 I will have to ask you to leave, sir! 139 00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:54,111 I will have to ask YOU to leave, sir! 140 00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:55,944 I won't be spoken to like that. 141 00:13:56,108 --> 00:13:58,778 Then let me speak to you like this! 142 00:14:03,317 --> 00:14:05,986 Okay, okay. Cool your jets. 143 00:14:11,441 --> 00:14:13,443 Where in God's name is your father? 144 00:14:24,526 --> 00:14:26,444 - Hello. - Hello. 145 00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:28,193 Where have you been? 146 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,403 Oh, I went to the pub. 147 00:14:33,359 --> 00:14:35,361 But you said you were cooking dinner. 148 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,610 Yeah well maybe I'm sick of my life? 149 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,693 We're all sick of our lives! 150 00:14:39,941 --> 00:14:42,401 Okay Laura, it's not a competition. 151 00:14:42,607 --> 00:14:43,983 I've had a stressful presentation 152 00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:46,235 and you expect me to come home and cook dinner? 153 00:14:46,899 --> 00:14:48,442 So my work doesn't count? 154 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:51,193 -How hard is it to sell a tap, Bruno? 155 00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:54,985 -Happy anniversary four eyes! -Get fucked! 156 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:10,151 Your mother and I are actually very happy. 157 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,442 Hi Mom, hi Dad. 158 00:15:13,816 --> 00:15:15,359 Hi Laura. 159 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:18,984 You remembered I've gone vegetarian? 160 00:15:19,525 --> 00:15:21,527 Yes I've done a veggie lucky dip. 161 00:15:22,024 --> 00:15:24,026 Oh gosh, sounds scary. 162 00:15:28,024 --> 00:15:30,026 I've brought my own sausages. 163 00:16:12,314 --> 00:16:13,732 Hey there Mama! 164 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,652 Happy Anniversary! 165 00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:19,817 - Hello Laura. - Hello. 166 00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:21,650 Puppy's on heat. 167 00:16:25,607 --> 00:16:27,359 To Bruno and Laura. 168 00:16:27,815 --> 00:16:29,900 Eyes everybody or it's bad luck. 169 00:16:34,189 --> 00:16:35,273 For you. 170 00:16:36,313 --> 00:16:39,108 Oh, thank you. 171 00:16:39,272 --> 00:16:40,899 Pippi, give yours to Papa. 172 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,649 -Would you like to see it? -Oh yeah, okay. 173 00:16:43,814 --> 00:16:45,816 Oh, it's beautiful. 174 00:16:46,314 --> 00:16:48,942 -It's a seahorse. -I have a matching one, Laura. 175 00:16:51,231 --> 00:16:52,231 Thank you. 176 00:16:52,563 --> 00:16:55,108 Laura, please spend this on yourself, 177 00:16:55,272 --> 00:16:57,274 maybe buy some makeup. 178 00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:02,691 Thanks Dad, thanks Mom. 179 00:17:05,106 --> 00:17:11,487 I've got a little surprise that's actually for both of you. 180 00:17:13,105 --> 00:17:14,189 Thanks Mom. 181 00:17:22,105 --> 00:17:23,439 What is it? 182 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,439 Okay. 183 00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:36,648 "Wonderla Retreat" 184 00:17:37,145 --> 00:17:38,605 Oh wow. 185 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:41,315 -Grandma says it's a sexy present. 186 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:49,027 It's a retreat for couples who no longer 'rumble in the jungle.' 187 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:51,606 I heard about this from John and Joan Stone. 188 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:52,981 Didn't they divorce? 189 00:17:54,146 --> 00:17:56,774 Okay, sorry for trying to help. 190 00:17:56,938 --> 00:17:59,899 I'm sick to death of being the old widow punchbag! 191 00:18:00,188 --> 00:18:02,732 No Mom, it's a wonderful idea. 192 00:18:03,688 --> 00:18:05,856 We'd love to go, right Laura? 193 00:18:08,312 --> 00:18:09,272 Yes. 194 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,439 Absolutely. 195 00:18:17,562 --> 00:18:19,064 Absolute nightmare. 196 00:18:19,521 --> 00:18:20,647 Laura. 197 00:18:20,813 --> 00:18:22,231 Why stick her nose in our marriage? 198 00:18:22,396 --> 00:18:24,398 She never got over losing Dad. 199 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,855 Well she shouldn't have run him over should she? 200 00:18:30,436 --> 00:18:31,521 Laura. 201 00:18:31,937 --> 00:18:33,522 What happened to your shirt? 202 00:18:41,312 --> 00:18:42,355 What the hell is this? 203 00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:44,523 I was going to tell you. 204 00:18:45,104 --> 00:18:46,730 -Why hide it? -It's nothing, Bruno. 205 00:18:46,895 --> 00:18:48,188 Let me see your wrist. 206 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,397 I accidentally... 207 00:18:50,645 --> 00:18:51,646 Stop grabbing me! 208 00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:53,981 Did you try and take your own life? 209 00:18:54,228 --> 00:18:55,729 How can you even ask me that? 210 00:18:56,187 --> 00:18:57,981 Surely I deserve to know if you're suicidal? 211 00:18:58,228 --> 00:19:00,230 I smashed a window in the car, alright? 212 00:19:09,144 --> 00:19:10,187 Coming. 213 00:19:16,645 --> 00:19:19,273 Is it nice to eat night cake? 214 00:19:20,978 --> 00:19:22,062 Yeah. 215 00:19:25,769 --> 00:19:26,812 Mama. 216 00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:35,437 The girls want us to go. 217 00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:55,688 You have arrived at your destination. 218 00:20:57,269 --> 00:20:58,770 Okay. 219 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:01,853 Okay. 220 00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:05,396 I hope your yoghurt hasn't leaked all over my boxers. 221 00:21:06,268 --> 00:21:08,270 I don't want my pants to smell rancid. 222 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,145 Yeah yeah, Bruno. 223 00:21:10,851 --> 00:21:14,688 Very short and the end was shaped like a hammer. 224 00:21:19,017 --> 00:21:21,687 Poor guy, still, it did the job. 225 00:21:23,976 --> 00:21:25,102 Twice. 226 00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:29,895 We enjoyed it though didn't we, Mr. Fluffyboots? 227 00:21:31,142 --> 00:21:33,060 -Is this definitely the right place? -Yes. 228 00:21:34,309 --> 00:21:35,728 Gotta go Mom. 229 00:21:38,559 --> 00:21:39,727 How can I help? 230 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:42,018 We're just checking in, Laura and Bruno. 231 00:21:46,267 --> 00:21:48,269 This is our booking slip. 232 00:21:52,892 --> 00:21:55,562 Please report to reception, Louis. 233 00:21:55,809 --> 00:21:57,811 We've got fresh blood in the office. 234 00:21:59,892 --> 00:22:03,646 Three spirit stones, please choose according to gut instinct. 235 00:22:05,599 --> 00:22:06,767 Blue. 236 00:22:08,017 --> 00:22:10,019 I can always smell a blue. 237 00:22:10,766 --> 00:22:17,398 A learning sash for my gentleman and an adventure sash for our girl. 238 00:22:20,307 --> 00:22:21,934 Two more victims. 239 00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:26,436 Louis love, can you do the honors? 240 00:22:27,641 --> 00:22:29,101 Thank you. 241 00:22:29,267 --> 00:22:30,560 Shall we go? 242 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,518 Yes. 243 00:22:32,683 --> 00:22:35,185 -Thanks. -Thanks. 244 00:22:35,350 --> 00:22:37,352 So the fruit lady's your mom? 245 00:22:38,267 --> 00:22:40,978 Oh I hope not, we made love last night. 246 00:22:42,725 --> 00:22:43,684 Give your hearts, 247 00:22:44,183 --> 00:22:47,770 but not into each other's keeping. 248 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,560 They must pump freely. 249 00:22:50,392 --> 00:22:52,394 Same goes for our genitals, 250 00:22:53,058 --> 00:22:56,812 let them not be taken hostage by our partners. 251 00:23:01,223 --> 00:23:03,892 Black, shiny one goes in here and... 252 00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:07,808 Oh my God it's him! 253 00:23:08,141 --> 00:23:10,143 -Who? -From the supermarket. 254 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,474 Hey Louis. 255 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,183 Hey lovelies. 256 00:23:16,849 --> 00:23:18,767 So I'll leave these with you. 257 00:23:18,974 --> 00:23:19,850 Thank you. 258 00:23:20,724 --> 00:23:24,811 Bonne nuit, auf wiedersehen and goodnight. 259 00:23:25,141 --> 00:23:26,434 Goodnight. 260 00:23:27,557 --> 00:23:28,766 Thank you. 261 00:23:33,307 --> 00:23:36,602 Definitely an orgy. 262 00:23:36,765 --> 00:23:38,684 He's demanding all kinds of sucking and swallowing. 263 00:23:38,974 --> 00:23:40,225 - They're probably just having a fun dinner. 264 00:23:40,308 --> 00:23:41,142 -Shh! 265 00:23:42,932 --> 00:23:44,767 Don't you want to know what they're doing? 266 00:23:46,016 --> 00:23:47,142 No. 267 00:23:50,266 --> 00:23:55,438 What are we supposed to do, go in there and offer up our bottoms? 268 00:23:59,223 --> 00:24:01,225 -How's it looking? -Yeah, okay. 269 00:24:02,389 --> 00:24:04,391 Everyone will think you tried to kill yourself. 270 00:24:05,806 --> 00:24:07,349 Why do you keep saying that? 271 00:24:07,598 --> 00:24:09,349 Just don't want people to think it's my fault. 272 00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:13,891 Jesus! This is meant to be a place of reflection. 273 00:24:14,056 --> 00:24:15,433 -Calm down Bruno. -Sounds like they're sacrificing 274 00:24:15,515 --> 00:24:17,726 somebody now. 275 00:24:18,347 --> 00:24:19,974 Well that's their business. 276 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:21,725 Did you pack my earplugs? 277 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,223 Okay. 278 00:24:42,764 --> 00:24:44,558 Laura! Laura! 279 00:24:45,848 --> 00:24:46,807 Huh? 280 00:24:47,514 --> 00:24:48,473 It's supermarket man! 281 00:24:49,015 --> 00:24:50,016 Stop staring. 282 00:24:50,432 --> 00:24:51,850 Full of themselves. 283 00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:58,764 Good luck. 284 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,432 Why does he need that? 285 00:25:10,014 --> 00:25:11,807 It's Björg Rasmussen. 286 00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:14,056 He has a false throat. 287 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,891 Have you not seen his website? 288 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,307 No, that's remarkable. 289 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:23,556 Soul miners. 290 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:25,347 Sex voyagers. 291 00:25:27,306 --> 00:25:29,725 Let's start our morning 292 00:25:29,889 --> 00:25:31,891 with a post climactic breath. 293 00:25:50,096 --> 00:25:51,264 Good. 294 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:56,474 Sitting naked this morning in the treetops, 295 00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:59,056 my body calm from lovemaking, 296 00:26:00,721 --> 00:26:02,556 my penis still long, 297 00:26:04,637 --> 00:26:06,264 but weary, 298 00:26:06,888 --> 00:26:10,558 yet always packed with new goodies, 299 00:26:10,971 --> 00:26:13,640 I pondered my wife's suicide. 300 00:26:19,137 --> 00:26:21,431 My fault? Her note said... 301 00:26:21,763 --> 00:26:23,723 Yep. Too much sex. 302 00:26:26,096 --> 00:26:27,973 Oh sorry, I like sex. 303 00:26:31,013 --> 00:26:34,099 Can't help being good at sex. 304 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:38,264 Okay, okay, okay. 305 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:41,640 Last night we practiced your exercise, 'the Busy Mole,' 306 00:26:41,804 --> 00:26:45,433 and Alexander managed to get his whole nose up my anus. 307 00:26:50,803 --> 00:26:54,807 Wow. Okay, lovely stuff. 308 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,306 So let's now delve into our emotional pots 309 00:26:58,553 --> 00:27:02,223 and explore ourselves with the Spirit Girls. 310 00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:04,055 Blue. 311 00:27:17,054 --> 00:27:19,931 Dicing or cubing is fine. 312 00:27:22,429 --> 00:27:24,347 -Ah-dah-dah-dah. -What is it? 313 00:27:24,511 --> 00:27:26,847 We need to sit with them so I can sort this out. 314 00:27:27,304 --> 00:27:28,513 No, please don't. 315 00:27:31,179 --> 00:27:32,305 Hello. 316 00:27:33,054 --> 00:27:34,680 Hello. 317 00:27:34,845 --> 00:27:36,180 Do you recognize this? 318 00:27:38,345 --> 00:27:39,888 Oh, the mental guy! 319 00:27:40,677 --> 00:27:43,930 This is him babe! From the supermarket. 320 00:27:44,093 --> 00:27:45,595 Rufus. 321 00:27:46,761 --> 00:27:50,222 Ohh! 322 00:27:50,385 --> 00:27:52,763 Sorry, sorry. Just a bit of fun. 323 00:27:53,386 --> 00:27:54,554 It's not fun. 324 00:27:54,802 --> 00:27:56,888 You know you brought on my... 325 00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:59,429 ...worst ever psoriasis flare up! 326 00:28:00,469 --> 00:28:04,848 Me? You were the one throwing cans at my head! 327 00:28:05,594 --> 00:28:09,431 Seriously babe, he was like a gorilla on a comedown. 328 00:28:09,885 --> 00:28:11,887 Stop it, he looks a bit teary. 329 00:28:14,011 --> 00:28:15,638 Let's go Laura. 330 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:17,637 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 331 00:28:19,677 --> 00:28:22,597 Poor guy, probably just needs a good shag. 332 00:28:26,052 --> 00:28:28,929 We all have trapped trauma. 333 00:28:31,135 --> 00:28:32,386 Release the beast. 334 00:28:34,010 --> 00:28:36,054 Good Stefan. Good Rufus. 335 00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:41,218 The Moosemen. 336 00:28:41,551 --> 00:28:43,345 Let the trauma bubble. 337 00:28:45,009 --> 00:28:46,677 What am I meant to be doing? 338 00:28:48,718 --> 00:28:51,471 Life is just a disco of sensations. 339 00:28:51,926 --> 00:28:53,053 Let your body loose. 340 00:28:53,509 --> 00:28:55,261 Really go to town. 341 00:28:56,343 --> 00:28:58,428 Yes, touch those boobs. 342 00:28:58,593 --> 00:28:59,594 Stroke them. 343 00:29:00,217 --> 00:29:01,719 I'm a horny cobra! 344 00:29:06,426 --> 00:29:07,802 What are you doing? 345 00:29:10,176 --> 00:29:12,845 They'll make you have sex with them, Bruno. 346 00:29:16,676 --> 00:29:17,969 Who's scared? 347 00:29:18,260 --> 00:29:20,262 I'm an eagle pimp with a bit of a grudge. 348 00:29:26,593 --> 00:29:29,346 Julie is my hot kestrel hooker. 349 00:29:42,592 --> 00:29:44,093 It's good to bleed. 350 00:29:53,717 --> 00:29:56,094 -I feel like I'm 15 again. -Me too. 351 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:03,384 We should go in. 352 00:30:06,091 --> 00:30:07,176 Angel breath. 353 00:30:09,384 --> 00:30:10,385 Dog breath. 354 00:30:12,383 --> 00:30:13,593 Angel breath. 355 00:30:15,716 --> 00:30:16,634 Dog breath. 356 00:30:17,842 --> 00:30:19,761 No! Stay focused, please. 357 00:30:24,258 --> 00:30:27,929 Bruno, imagine Laura is a young Brigitte Bardot. 358 00:30:28,424 --> 00:30:30,843 and ask if you can touch her in a... 359 00:30:31,007 --> 00:30:32,091 special place? 360 00:30:33,091 --> 00:30:36,929 Laura, can I touch you in a special place? 361 00:30:37,090 --> 00:30:37,925 Yes. 362 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,302 Laura, Bruno is Tom Selleck, present day. 363 00:30:46,049 --> 00:30:49,677 Bruno, can I touch you in a special place? 364 00:30:49,841 --> 00:30:50,717 Yes. 365 00:31:09,758 --> 00:31:10,842 Bruno, 366 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:12,925 please sit down. 367 00:31:16,091 --> 00:31:17,134 Watch me. 368 00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:25,802 I vibrate on your frequency, together we tremble. 369 00:31:28,715 --> 00:31:29,758 Yeah. 370 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,592 Are you ready for me? 371 00:31:37,089 --> 00:31:38,716 Yes, please. 372 00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:50,174 Laura. 373 00:31:51,714 --> 00:31:53,966 She's hit Maximum Arousal. 374 00:31:58,298 --> 00:32:01,343 Björg, may I touch you somewhere special? 375 00:32:02,423 --> 00:32:03,966 Your yoni's twitching. 376 00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:05,591 It is. 377 00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:09,802 And I've biggened. You've biggened my mister. 378 00:32:15,714 --> 00:32:16,590 Ohh. 379 00:32:21,215 --> 00:32:22,257 Wow. 380 00:32:24,130 --> 00:32:25,298 Yeah. 381 00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:33,760 Okay, okay thank you Björg. 382 00:32:33,923 --> 00:32:35,299 I get it now. 383 00:32:37,755 --> 00:32:40,216 -Thank you, Laura. -Thank you, Björg. 384 00:32:40,672 --> 00:32:41,673 Bruno. 385 00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:44,173 Little man. 386 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:47,591 Broken! 387 00:32:48,839 --> 00:32:51,133 Dog breath. 388 00:32:52,797 --> 00:32:54,548 Angel breath. 389 00:32:57,838 --> 00:32:59,840 Broken man, here we go. 390 00:33:01,090 --> 00:33:02,007 Okay. 391 00:33:09,464 --> 00:33:10,423 Ohh... 392 00:33:11,797 --> 00:33:13,382 A faint heartbeat, 393 00:33:14,463 --> 00:33:16,465 like an elderly mouse. 394 00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:21,422 Stop it. 395 00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:26,090 Stop it? 396 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,340 Yes, stop it. 397 00:33:32,172 --> 00:33:34,174 Hmm, no. 398 00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:36,757 Little man's not ready. 399 00:33:39,046 --> 00:33:40,047 Okay. 400 00:33:40,922 --> 00:33:45,635 Laura, I'm going to leave now if you'd care to join me. 401 00:33:45,797 --> 00:33:47,507 -See you later. -Okay, later. 402 00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:54,298 A toddler with a moustache. 403 00:33:54,546 --> 00:33:55,506 Oh well. 404 00:33:55,838 --> 00:33:57,465 I want you to read this tonight. 405 00:33:58,213 --> 00:34:00,382 It's my latest book, 'The Toothy Vulva.' 406 00:34:00,964 --> 00:34:03,132 Oh, it looks interesting. 407 00:34:03,296 --> 00:34:04,254 I like it. 408 00:34:07,338 --> 00:34:08,422 Thank you, Björg. 409 00:34:12,212 --> 00:34:13,339 Thank you, Laura. 410 00:34:14,379 --> 00:34:15,254 Later. 411 00:34:19,796 --> 00:34:20,838 Hungry! 412 00:34:32,921 --> 00:34:35,340 So you cheated on all of your boyfriends? 413 00:34:35,587 --> 00:34:37,714 Yeah 'cause I thought I could do better. 414 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,298 Oh dear, so what happened? 415 00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:43,173 I realized I was just cheating myself. 416 00:34:43,463 --> 00:34:44,506 Oh, yeah. 417 00:34:55,045 --> 00:34:58,715 I have with me my accomplished co-host, Freddy. 418 00:35:00,462 --> 00:35:02,214 What's that, Freddy? 419 00:35:02,670 --> 00:35:04,588 Teach me how to make love, Björg. 420 00:35:04,753 --> 00:35:06,171 Okay, okay. 421 00:35:10,169 --> 00:35:15,132 We learn truly poetic lovemaking through the language 422 00:35:15,294 --> 00:35:18,422 of breath, sound and ecstatic touch. 423 00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:24,714 Okay, Louis bring in our first erotic guide please. 424 00:35:25,211 --> 00:35:28,464 Prepare to learn from the master. 425 00:35:40,378 --> 00:35:42,380 The feathery gigolo. 426 00:35:47,378 --> 00:35:49,672 Oh, our lesbian potters. 427 00:35:52,711 --> 00:35:54,129 Enjoy some cock. 428 00:35:58,418 --> 00:36:00,045 Goodbye, good luck. 429 00:36:03,418 --> 00:36:05,420 Louis, our next instructor. 430 00:36:05,836 --> 00:36:07,462 She's a bit shy... 431 00:36:15,001 --> 00:36:16,586 Oh she wants us! 432 00:36:21,418 --> 00:36:24,004 -Goodnight. -Goodnight. 433 00:36:29,461 --> 00:36:32,172 Louis, go hard or go home. 434 00:36:33,919 --> 00:36:35,254 Introducing... 435 00:36:38,418 --> 00:36:40,796 Oh, Laura, your favorite animal. 436 00:36:43,710 --> 00:36:44,837 The hipster. 437 00:36:46,710 --> 00:36:48,087 He's taking us. 438 00:36:49,336 --> 00:36:51,338 Go party, guys. 439 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,504 -Later. -Later. 440 00:36:55,251 --> 00:36:58,170 The goat has been lumped with Bruno the brat. 441 00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:02,087 What shall we call him, Frederick? 442 00:37:03,209 --> 00:37:04,460 Yeah. 443 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,043 Or Frank? 444 00:37:09,168 --> 00:37:10,044 Fritz? 445 00:37:10,459 --> 00:37:11,585 Ah, Fritz! Yeah. 446 00:37:14,127 --> 00:37:15,002 Come on. 447 00:37:37,835 --> 00:37:40,254 -You knocked me! -No I didn't! 448 00:37:40,544 --> 00:37:41,795 With your pointy elbow. 449 00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:43,293 Is this about my so called flirting? 450 00:37:43,543 --> 00:37:44,961 -It's disgusting! -Fuck you! 451 00:37:45,377 --> 00:37:48,046 Everyone's so bored of your anecdotes! No one cares! 452 00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:50,086 -Dianne! -Boring cunt! 453 00:37:50,251 --> 00:37:52,878 Your sister tried to fuck me! 454 00:38:00,916 --> 00:38:05,379 This morning we're moving round to our front body, yeah? 455 00:38:05,709 --> 00:38:10,130 Working with our fruity bits and conkers, yeah? 456 00:38:10,917 --> 00:38:13,670 With your fingers just dance... 457 00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:16,002 ...around your tinglies. 458 00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:19,711 Have fun with your tingly. 459 00:38:21,542 --> 00:38:26,672 So let's take our hands and hold our tinglies. 460 00:38:30,251 --> 00:38:31,335 Feels funky? 461 00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:34,210 Mine's roaring. 462 00:38:35,042 --> 00:38:36,252 -Trina? 463 00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:38,626 Uhm, feels happy. 464 00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:39,918 Yeah? 465 00:38:41,708 --> 00:38:43,626 My tingly's hot and itchy. 466 00:38:46,665 --> 00:38:51,044 My area feels dead but ready to be resurrected. 467 00:38:52,082 --> 00:38:53,333 Okay, yeah. 468 00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:56,002 Mine feels sleepy. 469 00:38:57,666 --> 00:38:58,625 Sleepy. 470 00:38:58,874 --> 00:39:01,877 Only you can awaken your tingly. 471 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,000 -Yeah. -Yeah. 472 00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:07,294 So let's turn to the person on your right, yeah? 473 00:39:07,832 --> 00:39:09,917 And ask if you can touch their tingly. 474 00:39:10,083 --> 00:39:12,669 And if they say yes... 475 00:39:12,832 --> 00:39:14,208 ...touch their tingly. 476 00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:17,501 Can I cup your tingly? 477 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:20,917 Yes. 478 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:23,335 Can I touch your tingly? 479 00:39:23,499 --> 00:39:24,375 Yes. 480 00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:33,043 Can I touch your tingly, Julie? 481 00:39:33,624 --> 00:39:34,834 Yes, Laura. 482 00:39:40,498 --> 00:39:41,541 Thank you. 483 00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:03,418 For years I used an ordinary cafetiere 484 00:40:03,582 --> 00:40:06,918 but then I tried the AeroPress and wow... 485 00:40:07,331 --> 00:40:09,417 - Twat! - Alexander, throw it! 486 00:40:09,623 --> 00:40:10,749 Piggy bitch! 487 00:40:10,999 --> 00:40:11,958 Go on Dianne, hurl it back! 488 00:40:12,124 --> 00:40:13,292 Thimble dick! 489 00:40:14,873 --> 00:40:16,166 Flappy tits! 490 00:40:17,914 --> 00:40:19,916 Your breath smells like dog farts! 491 00:40:20,331 --> 00:40:22,333 You look like your mom when you cum! 492 00:40:23,665 --> 00:40:24,874 I hate you! 493 00:40:29,623 --> 00:40:31,166 Very nice. 494 00:40:46,206 --> 00:40:48,834 -No! -You were too busy talking. 495 00:40:53,163 --> 00:40:54,582 I'm going to the studio. 496 00:40:54,747 --> 00:40:55,874 Chop chop. 497 00:40:57,290 --> 00:40:58,541 Bruno, chop chop. 498 00:41:07,539 --> 00:41:10,083 You can finish your toast in the studio. 499 00:41:26,956 --> 00:41:28,082 Welcome. 500 00:41:35,538 --> 00:41:38,875 Some of you here are very flabby... 501 00:41:39,621 --> 00:41:43,041 ...emotionally fat and constipated. 502 00:41:43,454 --> 00:41:46,875 Today we need to pass those big negative stools. 503 00:41:47,122 --> 00:41:50,876 because right now many of you are just letting out 504 00:41:51,496 --> 00:41:53,373 long stinky farts. 505 00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:57,166 We must release our shadow side... 506 00:41:57,705 --> 00:42:00,291 Shall we take a condom? 507 00:42:00,454 --> 00:42:02,123 We don't need condoms. 508 00:42:02,371 --> 00:42:03,789 They might have diseases. 509 00:42:03,954 --> 00:42:05,914 As if we're having sex with other people. 510 00:42:07,164 --> 00:42:09,583 That which we resist, persists. 511 00:42:10,121 --> 00:42:11,581 So let's birth 512 00:42:11,746 --> 00:42:14,541 our brown bottom babies. 513 00:42:15,913 --> 00:42:16,998 Okay? 514 00:42:18,205 --> 00:42:19,623 Any questions? 515 00:42:21,455 --> 00:42:24,124 Is this still metaphorical? 516 00:42:28,121 --> 00:42:29,581 I hope so! 517 00:42:32,662 --> 00:42:37,125 I'm not planning to defecate. I did one before lunch so... 518 00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:38,997 Another question? 519 00:42:39,370 --> 00:42:40,496 Uhh, yes. 520 00:42:42,787 --> 00:42:45,373 I've been reading 'The Toothy Vulva.' 521 00:42:47,203 --> 00:42:50,540 You write about "an old lady's dentures." 522 00:42:51,454 --> 00:42:53,873 How did they get lodged down there, Björg? 523 00:42:54,079 --> 00:42:55,456 So, metaphors... 524 00:42:56,203 --> 00:42:59,790 Does the vulva really have teeth? 525 00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:02,664 In the case of the old lady... 526 00:43:05,036 --> 00:43:09,458 We see a woman so desperate for intimacy, 527 00:43:10,704 --> 00:43:16,835 she imagines her dentures to be those of a handsome young soldier 528 00:43:17,287 --> 00:43:20,373 pleasuring her with such voracity 529 00:43:21,287 --> 00:43:23,831 he loses his teeth inside her shriveled old labia. 530 00:43:26,661 --> 00:43:27,954 Thanks, Björg. 531 00:43:34,619 --> 00:43:36,413 Is that a piece of toast? 532 00:43:37,703 --> 00:43:38,662 Yeah. 533 00:43:39,203 --> 00:43:40,538 You're hiding toast? 534 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:44,581 -Toast? -You're munching toast in my studio? 535 00:43:44,744 --> 00:43:45,745 No. 536 00:43:46,453 --> 00:43:48,121 You're banning toast? 537 00:43:48,995 --> 00:43:50,246 Give it up. 538 00:43:51,286 --> 00:43:53,621 Hand the man the toast. 539 00:43:56,494 --> 00:43:59,247 Jesus, I didn't get any lunch and... 540 00:43:59,619 --> 00:44:02,289 Stop bleating on about your shitty toast in my studio. 541 00:44:03,536 --> 00:44:04,871 Fuck off! 542 00:44:07,036 --> 00:44:09,455 Now there's bad energy in the studio. 543 00:44:11,453 --> 00:44:12,996 What a big fuss. 544 00:44:14,411 --> 00:44:16,121 Oh, hello. 545 00:44:16,286 --> 00:44:17,912 Sorry. 546 00:44:18,077 --> 00:44:18,953 Have a good one. 547 00:44:28,785 --> 00:44:31,163 Yeah, firm but bouncy. 548 00:44:31,327 --> 00:44:32,995 Stay, don't watch. 549 00:44:46,201 --> 00:44:47,745 Is this foreplay? 550 00:44:52,869 --> 00:44:54,662 Should be pleasant doing it here. 551 00:44:55,493 --> 00:44:57,871 If we follow Björg's advice, 552 00:44:58,702 --> 00:45:00,454 we should slowly peel off... 553 00:45:00,701 --> 00:45:02,620 Can we not include Björg in our Intercourse? 554 00:45:02,785 --> 00:45:03,620 Okay. 555 00:45:05,868 --> 00:45:08,037 But I want to feel wooed. 556 00:45:08,577 --> 00:45:10,078 -Wooed? -Yeah. 557 00:45:11,452 --> 00:45:12,328 Okay. 558 00:45:18,034 --> 00:45:18,868 So... 559 00:45:20,867 --> 00:45:22,076 Angel breath. 560 00:45:24,284 --> 00:45:25,535 Dog breath. 561 00:45:25,701 --> 00:45:27,703 Do we have to narrate the breathing? 562 00:45:29,035 --> 00:45:30,244 Okay. 563 00:45:30,409 --> 00:45:31,327 And... 564 00:45:33,242 --> 00:45:34,118 And... 565 00:45:36,950 --> 00:45:37,784 And... 566 00:45:39,910 --> 00:45:40,744 And... 567 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:45,493 Are you ready? 568 00:45:47,326 --> 00:45:49,077 -Okay. -Yeah? 569 00:45:49,242 --> 00:45:50,076 Yeah. 570 00:46:07,743 --> 00:46:10,037 Okay, wow. 571 00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:35,243 Oh yeah, Laura. 572 00:46:49,074 --> 00:46:51,493 -Why do you always stop? -I don't. 573 00:46:51,658 --> 00:46:53,243 When I get into it, you shut down. 574 00:46:53,408 --> 00:46:55,368 You're clearly wishing it was Björg. 575 00:46:56,242 --> 00:46:58,536 Now I wish it was Björg, yeah! 576 00:46:58,783 --> 00:47:00,076 Just as I thought! 577 00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:08,534 Why do you make everything so hard? 578 00:47:08,699 --> 00:47:10,242 -Oh, I make everything hard? -Yeah. 579 00:47:12,948 --> 00:47:17,036 Remember you're the one that had the affair, Laura. 580 00:47:17,491 --> 00:47:18,825 You had the affair! 581 00:47:19,073 --> 00:47:22,118 Don't forget that you're the one who ruined us! 582 00:47:24,282 --> 00:47:25,241 Yeah. 583 00:47:26,824 --> 00:47:29,076 I thought we agreed to move on. 584 00:47:38,073 --> 00:47:40,075 -Hello. -Hello. 585 00:47:46,158 --> 00:47:48,577 How was it for you, darling? 586 00:47:56,532 --> 00:47:58,367 I wish we could elope. 587 00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:05,783 You just get me. 588 00:48:07,115 --> 00:48:08,283 Bruno! 589 00:48:18,198 --> 00:48:19,741 Stay there. 590 00:48:19,989 --> 00:48:21,074 Bruno? 591 00:48:22,199 --> 00:48:23,283 Bruno? 592 00:48:25,156 --> 00:48:26,157 Sorry. 593 00:48:27,865 --> 00:48:29,325 Definitely not Bruno. 594 00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:35,199 Bruno? 595 00:48:38,114 --> 00:48:39,115 Bruno? 596 00:48:43,156 --> 00:48:44,157 Bruno? 597 00:48:53,448 --> 00:48:55,742 What's wrong with me? 598 00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:11,201 Shall we go and say hello to Björg? 599 00:49:16,197 --> 00:49:18,366 Okay. 600 00:49:18,529 --> 00:49:20,239 You're finding comfort in the goat? 601 00:49:21,947 --> 00:49:23,699 Yeah, he's a good listener. 602 00:49:27,739 --> 00:49:29,657 I feel a strain upon my rod, 603 00:49:30,197 --> 00:49:32,199 my mouth is wet for trout or cod. 604 00:49:32,405 --> 00:49:35,033 My hook plunges your flappy hole, 605 00:49:35,781 --> 00:49:37,491 breathless lass, spinning on my pole. 606 00:49:37,739 --> 00:49:39,824 My rod springs north when 'twas just south. 607 00:49:39,988 --> 00:49:41,948 I wriggle my hook in your sticky mouth. 608 00:49:42,572 --> 00:49:44,949 Your bosom heaving, your gullet wide. 609 00:49:45,489 --> 00:49:47,449 I slam you down, your body writhes. 610 00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:49,407 I prise you open, 611 00:49:49,572 --> 00:49:50,573 taste your flesh. 612 00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:53,491 You feel so good and really fresh. 613 00:49:53,945 --> 00:49:55,238 You fill me up, 614 00:49:55,446 --> 00:49:56,781 but keep me slim. 615 00:49:58,072 --> 00:49:59,948 Feels like I've been at the gym. 616 00:50:00,404 --> 00:50:03,199 Wow, that's so beautiful. 617 00:50:04,404 --> 00:50:07,699 Yeah, I love to rhyme by water. 618 00:50:07,863 --> 00:50:10,449 Oh, this is a big boy. 619 00:50:27,112 --> 00:50:27,947 Catch. 620 00:50:28,030 --> 00:50:29,073 You can slay him. 621 00:50:36,196 --> 00:50:38,990 Don't you ever feel guilty for killing the fish? 622 00:50:39,612 --> 00:50:40,738 Transforming. 623 00:50:41,655 --> 00:50:44,449 Yeah, but would it be more relaxing to just eat vegetables? 624 00:50:45,695 --> 00:50:49,866 Laura, you strike me as a woman who likes a big hunt. 625 00:50:53,862 --> 00:50:54,947 Thank you. 626 00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:57,821 Come. 627 00:51:01,070 --> 00:51:02,237 Please end him. 628 00:51:11,528 --> 00:51:12,571 No. 629 00:51:15,611 --> 00:51:16,570 You're a wildcat! 630 00:51:16,986 --> 00:51:18,238 I like that. 631 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,529 My fingers stink. 632 00:51:21,612 --> 00:51:22,696 What to do? 633 00:51:34,278 --> 00:51:35,112 Ohh. 634 00:51:35,195 --> 00:51:36,363 It's scaly. 635 00:51:39,071 --> 00:51:40,239 Can I join you? 636 00:51:40,945 --> 00:51:41,946 Yes. 637 00:51:49,319 --> 00:51:50,529 Your tongue is naughty. 638 00:51:59,819 --> 00:52:00,779 These are rather fiddly. 639 00:52:00,944 --> 00:52:02,862 Sorry, they're so small. 640 00:52:03,110 --> 00:52:04,070 Very small. 641 00:52:12,194 --> 00:52:14,071 Everything going well with Bruno? 642 00:52:14,569 --> 00:52:17,030 Yeah, Bruno is loving the breathing exercises. 643 00:52:35,777 --> 00:52:37,111 Do you need to take that? 644 00:52:37,277 --> 00:52:38,946 It'll just be Hans again. 645 00:52:40,110 --> 00:52:44,031 We've been playing phone tag, but I'd rather play willy tag. 646 00:52:47,527 --> 00:52:49,320 I'm going to just pause for a second. 647 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:51,444 Okay. 648 00:52:51,901 --> 00:52:53,903 You can keep doing that, but faster... 649 00:53:05,069 --> 00:53:06,195 Hans! 650 00:53:07,318 --> 00:53:08,319 Hans! 651 00:53:09,693 --> 00:53:11,529 Did my poncho come? 652 00:53:14,485 --> 00:53:15,903 In the russet weave? 653 00:53:17,276 --> 00:53:18,152 Really? 654 00:53:23,026 --> 00:53:26,196 No, I said want more gold fleck woven in. 655 00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,694 You can stop now. 656 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,236 It was good. 657 00:53:33,193 --> 00:53:36,029 But I paid for the bespoke version. 658 00:53:36,193 --> 00:53:38,195 Well I need a much bigger hood. 659 00:53:41,276 --> 00:53:44,071 No, no, much more pointy. 660 00:53:45,234 --> 00:53:47,236 'Cause it's just more manly. 661 00:53:50,109 --> 00:53:51,652 No, I want it now! 662 00:53:53,192 --> 00:53:54,610 Just feels sexier. 663 00:53:56,026 --> 00:53:57,945 Well I know Bono had one, 664 00:53:59,901 --> 00:54:01,361 with the pointy red hood. 665 00:54:02,566 --> 00:54:03,401 Exactly. 666 00:54:04,901 --> 00:54:06,820 Made him much taller, taller. 667 00:54:06,983 --> 00:54:08,193 Oh, Laura... 668 00:54:09,526 --> 00:54:10,527 All is cool? 669 00:54:10,776 --> 00:54:12,319 Oh... yeah. 670 00:54:13,317 --> 00:54:15,027 Haven't heard from her, thank God. 671 00:54:15,275 --> 00:54:17,528 No Hans, that was never proven. 672 00:54:21,734 --> 00:54:22,819 Fritz? 673 00:54:24,109 --> 00:54:25,026 Oh shit! 674 00:54:26,317 --> 00:54:27,318 Fritz? 675 00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:35,818 Men are from Mars, 676 00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:39,861 the greatest planet in our solar system. 677 00:54:41,274 --> 00:54:42,776 Home of Olympus Mons. 678 00:54:44,525 --> 00:54:49,655 A volcano. It's red and it's hard... 679 00:54:49,817 --> 00:54:52,194 ...and sometimes it needs to ERUPT! 680 00:54:52,358 --> 00:54:53,234 We... 681 00:54:53,941 --> 00:54:55,943 We must not repress our ape selves. 682 00:54:57,524 --> 00:54:59,234 Let him rage. 683 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:00,442 Free him! 684 00:55:02,857 --> 00:55:05,777 We will not stay trapped at the back of the zoo, 685 00:55:05,942 --> 00:55:07,652 bald and fat, 686 00:55:07,816 --> 00:55:09,818 throwing our feces at each other. 687 00:55:11,358 --> 00:55:12,818 Feel the magma! 688 00:55:22,192 --> 00:55:23,735 Breasts to the sky. 689 00:55:24,566 --> 00:55:25,651 Hi Laura. 690 00:55:26,273 --> 00:55:28,025 Oh, I'm just looking... 691 00:55:31,941 --> 00:55:33,651 Let it out you apes! 692 00:55:35,399 --> 00:55:37,526 My cock is king! 693 00:55:40,023 --> 00:55:42,484 I'm coming! We're coming! 694 00:56:13,898 --> 00:56:15,900 I never felt so male! 695 00:56:16,357 --> 00:56:19,110 I finally have a tool to manage my stress and my anger. 696 00:56:19,982 --> 00:56:21,024 You just go... 697 00:56:24,439 --> 00:56:26,650 And then you just feel sex and chill. 698 00:56:26,898 --> 00:56:28,566 I've lost Fritz. 699 00:56:31,022 --> 00:56:33,400 How the fuck could you lose Fritz? 700 00:56:33,689 --> 00:56:34,982 Literally how? 701 00:56:36,606 --> 00:56:37,857 One moment. 702 00:56:46,940 --> 00:56:48,775 It's actually not such a big deal. 703 00:56:49,356 --> 00:56:53,402 I feel really chilled and confident he'll come back, 704 00:56:53,897 --> 00:56:55,524 when he's good and ready. 705 00:56:55,690 --> 00:56:57,024 -Oh yeah? -Yeah! 706 00:56:57,314 --> 00:56:58,816 -Okay. -Okay. 707 00:57:03,356 --> 00:57:07,569 It's a bonafide breakthrough. I feel I could take on anything now, Laura. 708 00:57:08,023 --> 00:57:11,652 This suitcase feels so last year, full of pointless baggage. 709 00:57:12,022 --> 00:57:13,774 Your earplugs, my love. 710 00:57:14,022 --> 00:57:17,067 I don't need to shut anything out anymore. 711 00:57:17,355 --> 00:57:19,857 You might want to give them a little dust off. 712 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,482 I'm in love with Björg. 713 00:57:25,896 --> 00:57:26,856 Huh? 714 00:57:27,105 --> 00:57:29,107 I've fallen in love with Björg. 715 00:57:30,438 --> 00:57:32,774 Is this a joke? You can't be in love with Björg. 716 00:57:32,981 --> 00:57:34,607 You must have seen it building? 717 00:57:34,896 --> 00:57:39,067 And then I rubbed his penis at the lake. 718 00:57:39,230 --> 00:57:40,231 Did he ejaculate? 719 00:57:40,688 --> 00:57:42,022 Yeah, but just a tiny bit... 720 00:57:42,188 --> 00:57:43,731 Stop right there. 721 00:57:57,313 --> 00:57:58,815 I'm trying to work on our marriage, 722 00:57:59,064 --> 00:58:00,983 and you're off merrily yanking Björg's dick? 723 00:58:01,772 --> 00:58:03,357 It was just a dribble. 724 00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:04,648 FUCK YOU! 725 00:58:05,771 --> 00:58:07,273 Bruno! 726 00:58:09,148 --> 00:58:10,232 I'm sorry. 727 00:58:12,771 --> 00:58:14,606 I'm trying to live my truth. 728 00:58:16,271 --> 00:58:17,355 Bruno! 729 00:58:18,229 --> 00:58:19,313 Slut. 730 00:58:25,562 --> 00:58:26,938 Nun laughing. 731 00:58:29,563 --> 00:58:31,273 King laughing. 732 00:58:35,478 --> 00:58:36,646 Clown laughing. 733 00:59:00,854 --> 00:59:02,355 Clown laughing. 734 00:59:12,478 --> 00:59:13,896 Shut up. 735 00:59:18,603 --> 00:59:20,188 Fucking psycho. 736 00:59:27,603 --> 00:59:29,939 Not in 'Shits 'n Giggles.' 737 00:59:34,020 --> 00:59:36,022 I'm so disappointed. 738 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,398 I would've expected more from you two. 739 00:59:42,353 --> 00:59:44,021 Grown men. 740 00:59:45,728 --> 00:59:47,479 Sorry? 741 00:59:47,645 --> 00:59:48,938 Yes, miss. 742 00:59:49,186 --> 00:59:51,397 Well you should be. 743 00:59:52,853 --> 00:59:55,480 Right, you're going on a journey. 744 00:59:55,769 --> 00:59:57,104 from here, 745 00:59:57,270 --> 00:59:58,479 to here. 746 01:00:02,270 --> 01:00:03,396 Map, 747 01:00:04,602 --> 01:00:05,979 and beefsticks. 748 01:00:07,144 --> 01:00:08,520 And don't fight! 749 01:00:10,394 --> 01:00:11,270 Go! 750 01:00:15,561 --> 01:00:16,687 Are we close? 751 01:00:17,019 --> 01:00:18,145 No. 752 01:00:19,936 --> 01:00:21,938 I spy, with my little eye, 753 01:00:22,227 --> 01:00:24,688 something beginning with... 754 01:00:25,644 --> 01:00:26,812 ...with P. 755 01:00:27,019 --> 01:00:28,854 Penis. It's you. 756 01:00:29,310 --> 01:00:30,311 Good job. 757 01:00:33,019 --> 01:00:34,562 My little friends. 758 01:00:41,310 --> 01:00:45,982 I know, but Mom, I never said it was over. 759 01:00:48,227 --> 01:00:50,855 So I think you asking to see it was quite inappropriate. 760 01:00:51,643 --> 01:00:53,437 Yes, it's more of a fossil hammer. 761 01:00:54,936 --> 01:00:56,187 What can I do for you? 762 01:00:56,435 --> 01:00:58,812 I need to move out of my cabin. 763 01:00:59,184 --> 01:01:00,978 Oh, why's that? 764 01:01:02,517 --> 01:01:06,688 I've had sexual relations with Björg. 765 01:01:08,518 --> 01:01:10,437 Oh, God help us. 766 01:01:12,393 --> 01:01:15,563 - Yeah. - You're not the first. 767 01:01:17,976 --> 01:01:19,769 Björg, it's Margaret. 768 01:01:19,935 --> 01:01:21,395 I'm in a meeting. 769 01:01:21,643 --> 01:01:23,562 You need to make room in your cabin. 770 01:01:23,726 --> 01:01:25,352 Why? What for? 771 01:01:25,810 --> 01:01:27,437 Laura. 772 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,019 Just a couple of nights. 773 01:01:29,184 --> 01:01:31,895 She says she's had sexual relations with you. 774 01:01:32,101 --> 01:01:33,477 You don't need to tell him that. 775 01:01:33,643 --> 01:01:35,770 You'll need to consult directly with Björg. 776 01:01:37,101 --> 01:01:38,185 Uh, okay. 777 01:01:38,851 --> 01:01:39,977 Thank you Margaret. 778 01:01:41,268 --> 01:01:42,519 Thank you. 779 01:01:49,768 --> 01:01:51,937 Pull it hard. 780 01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:56,561 Laura, you look awful. 781 01:01:59,726 --> 01:02:01,519 Is this a bad time? 782 01:02:01,767 --> 01:02:04,729 No just listening to my album, 'The Weepy Jester.' 783 01:02:05,267 --> 01:02:06,685 Mind blowing huh? 784 01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:08,309 Okay. 785 01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:10,560 Please, sit. 786 01:02:13,392 --> 01:02:15,811 Have you had the pleasure of Alexander? 787 01:02:16,726 --> 01:02:19,729 You'll notice he has long, exciting toes. 788 01:02:20,017 --> 01:02:22,811 -Hey Laura. -Hey Alexander. 789 01:02:26,517 --> 01:02:27,894 Oh, hello Laura. 790 01:02:31,309 --> 01:02:33,311 I need another poop. 791 01:02:34,559 --> 01:02:35,643 Seriously? 792 01:02:35,809 --> 01:02:37,311 Just give me the toilet roll. 793 01:02:45,726 --> 01:02:46,727 Thanks. 794 01:03:36,391 --> 01:03:39,728 That's really arousing my colon. 795 01:03:43,932 --> 01:03:45,058 Okay. 796 01:03:45,931 --> 01:03:47,099 Yeah, no. 797 01:04:29,556 --> 01:04:30,599 Laura. 798 01:04:31,182 --> 01:04:32,475 All is cool? 799 01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:33,558 Yeah. 800 01:04:59,057 --> 01:05:00,391 Guess this is it. 801 01:05:01,056 --> 01:05:02,640 Home sweet home. 802 01:05:09,388 --> 01:05:11,390 It's such a cute little place. 803 01:05:16,389 --> 01:05:19,893 I wonder what they're expecting us to do here? 804 01:05:28,848 --> 01:05:31,642 Someone's been knitting. 805 01:05:31,805 --> 01:05:34,099 Rufus, don't wave that thing around. 806 01:05:34,514 --> 01:05:35,640 So rad. 807 01:05:52,221 --> 01:05:53,348 Oh, yeah. 808 01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:16,890 Shall we have our beefsticks? 809 01:06:20,721 --> 01:06:21,722 Okay. 810 01:06:25,262 --> 01:06:26,430 Have you lost them? 811 01:06:27,555 --> 01:06:28,431 No. 812 01:06:29,805 --> 01:06:32,266 Margaret gave us two beefsticks so where are they? 813 01:06:32,679 --> 01:06:35,432 Rufus, don't bust my balls about some manky old dog chews. 814 01:06:35,678 --> 01:06:38,640 I have empty pockets and my blood sugar's crashing! 815 01:06:38,804 --> 01:06:41,098 I'm sure your body doesn't need another beefstick. 816 01:06:41,262 --> 01:06:42,430 Don't shame me! 817 01:06:42,679 --> 01:06:44,222 Always the victim! 818 01:06:44,596 --> 01:06:48,808 Grow up Rufus! GROW UP! 819 01:06:52,137 --> 01:06:53,513 No, no, no, no! 820 01:06:53,679 --> 01:06:55,389 Rufus, Rufus, Rufus... 821 01:06:55,553 --> 01:06:56,846 In here? 822 01:06:59,638 --> 01:07:00,930 You lying little shit! 823 01:07:01,346 --> 01:07:05,058 Oh, I'm so sorry I ate your precious little doggy chew! 824 01:07:10,387 --> 01:07:12,097 It's loaded you know! 825 01:07:12,346 --> 01:07:13,931 So why don't you kill me? 826 01:07:14,512 --> 01:07:15,513 I bloody should! 827 01:07:15,929 --> 01:07:17,138 Or shall I shoot myself? 828 01:07:17,304 --> 01:07:18,221 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 829 01:07:18,387 --> 01:07:19,972 No one would fucking care! 830 01:07:23,929 --> 01:07:25,347 Nobody needs me. 831 01:07:27,553 --> 01:07:29,764 I'm just a broken little man. 832 01:07:32,136 --> 01:07:33,554 I'm sure that's not true. 833 01:07:33,886 --> 01:07:35,846 You're nearly 5 foot 6. 834 01:07:36,053 --> 01:07:38,305 No, I'm a useless man. 835 01:07:39,511 --> 01:07:41,680 I made Laura marry me. 836 01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,972 Please put the gun down. 837 01:07:50,011 --> 01:07:50,970 Please. 838 01:07:51,594 --> 01:07:53,471 It's empty. 839 01:08:02,053 --> 01:08:03,387 Kind of empty. 840 01:08:27,718 --> 01:08:29,053 It's okay. 841 01:08:30,677 --> 01:08:32,137 I've got you. 842 01:09:11,511 --> 01:09:13,221 This tea tastes really weird. 843 01:09:13,469 --> 01:09:15,513 It's just a herbal one. 844 01:09:17,551 --> 01:09:18,969 Never liked herbal tea. 845 01:09:21,175 --> 01:09:23,178 Well, it's settling my tummy. 846 01:09:26,218 --> 01:09:27,302 Mmm. 847 01:09:35,718 --> 01:09:37,220 Blurgh! 848 01:09:58,176 --> 01:09:59,511 Fritz? 849 01:10:03,634 --> 01:10:04,843 Fritz? 850 01:10:22,467 --> 01:10:23,384 Fritz. 851 01:11:19,757 --> 01:11:22,176 Welcome to my cathedral! 852 01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:27,717 Oh Fritz, you Romeo. 853 01:11:31,633 --> 01:11:32,801 Fritz? 854 01:11:40,548 --> 01:11:42,258 Bruno! 855 01:11:55,257 --> 01:11:56,676 Fritz! 856 01:11:57,091 --> 01:11:58,509 Bruno! 857 01:12:06,965 --> 01:12:09,342 I've found you my little Fritz! 858 01:12:18,423 --> 01:12:19,841 There's a boy! 859 01:12:20,090 --> 01:12:22,092 There's a boy in a pie! 860 01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:25,175 Hello? 861 01:12:28,465 --> 01:12:30,217 Hello, ginger boy. 862 01:12:31,756 --> 01:12:32,882 Bruno. 863 01:12:33,465 --> 01:12:35,342 My God, your name is Bruno? 864 01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:37,174 Bruno. 865 01:12:37,465 --> 01:12:39,467 I am also called Bruno. 866 01:12:41,298 --> 01:12:42,675 Bruno. 867 01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:43,883 Bruno. 868 01:12:46,090 --> 01:12:47,675 Can I join you in the pie? 869 01:12:48,006 --> 01:12:48,840 Yes. 870 01:12:49,090 --> 01:12:51,092 It looks delicious. 871 01:12:53,006 --> 01:12:54,049 Help me. 872 01:12:54,215 --> 01:12:57,093 Okay, I'm coming for a swim. 873 01:12:59,131 --> 01:13:00,800 I'm a world champion. 874 01:13:03,381 --> 01:13:04,257 Okay. 875 01:13:04,589 --> 01:13:07,550 If the mozzarella's long enough? 876 01:13:13,589 --> 01:13:14,799 You like cheese? 877 01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:17,298 So yellow. 878 01:13:20,755 --> 01:13:22,048 Grab it. 879 01:13:23,798 --> 01:13:24,799 Now climb up. 880 01:13:28,047 --> 01:13:29,882 Where is God when you need him? 881 01:13:30,922 --> 01:13:31,798 Okay. 882 01:13:33,047 --> 01:13:35,675 I'm sending my long thing. 883 01:13:36,797 --> 01:13:38,799 Take my long hand. 884 01:13:43,673 --> 01:13:44,882 See my pipes? 885 01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:48,549 Grab my hand pipes. 886 01:13:48,964 --> 01:13:50,298 Pipes coming down. 887 01:13:51,463 --> 01:13:52,673 Coming down. 888 01:14:01,504 --> 01:14:03,923 Hello, do you feel okay? 889 01:14:04,296 --> 01:14:05,214 Okay. 890 01:14:06,754 --> 01:14:07,630 Bruno. 891 01:14:08,004 --> 01:14:09,047 Bruno. 892 01:14:09,213 --> 01:14:10,089 Bruno. 893 01:14:10,338 --> 01:14:11,297 Bruno. 894 01:14:12,505 --> 01:14:13,589 Bruno. 895 01:14:13,755 --> 01:14:14,798 Bruno. 896 01:14:21,337 --> 01:14:24,632 They want us to come back, Ginger Biscuit. 897 01:14:25,088 --> 01:14:26,214 Okay. 898 01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:27,630 I've got you. 899 01:14:42,296 --> 01:14:43,422 Bruno? 900 01:14:44,213 --> 01:14:45,214 Laura! 901 01:14:47,046 --> 01:14:48,923 You've found our Fritz?! 902 01:14:49,088 --> 01:14:50,005 Yeah. 903 01:14:50,588 --> 01:14:52,298 And I've found my son! 904 01:14:54,045 --> 01:14:55,672 That's not your son, 905 01:14:55,879 --> 01:14:56,964 that's a log. 906 01:15:01,545 --> 01:15:02,671 Fritz! 907 01:15:02,878 --> 01:15:04,296 Oh shit. 908 01:15:23,753 --> 01:15:24,879 To Fritz! 909 01:15:26,378 --> 01:15:27,629 To Fritz. 910 01:15:33,254 --> 01:15:35,214 Would you like a little taste? 911 01:15:41,711 --> 01:15:43,713 It's okay to eat him darling. 912 01:15:49,336 --> 01:15:51,338 He's quite a picky eater. 913 01:15:55,169 --> 01:15:57,797 It's been a big day for us. 914 01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:00,587 Sorry Laura. 915 01:16:00,837 --> 01:16:02,755 Bless you Rufus. 916 01:16:21,002 --> 01:16:22,212 Are you okay? 917 01:16:24,378 --> 01:16:25,796 I'm okay. 918 01:16:29,044 --> 01:16:31,714 I'm sorry I hurt you Bruno. 919 01:16:34,836 --> 01:16:36,671 I have a note for you. 920 01:16:41,128 --> 01:16:46,049 I'm sick of the rejections and apologies, Laura. 921 01:16:46,210 --> 01:16:48,671 I'm tired of being the broken man. 922 01:16:49,377 --> 01:16:51,504 I just want to strike out solo. 923 01:16:55,669 --> 01:17:00,173 I've made some really bad choices, yeah? 924 01:17:02,168 --> 01:17:03,920 Okay. 925 01:17:07,668 --> 01:17:09,169 Okay, but... 926 01:17:09,419 --> 01:17:12,296 ...I just feel like we're moving in different directions. 927 01:17:12,751 --> 01:17:14,586 Can't we talk things through? 928 01:17:14,751 --> 01:17:15,752 No. 929 01:17:16,460 --> 01:17:18,713 No, I'm done talking. 930 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:23,588 And it's well past Ginger Biscuit's bedtime. 931 01:17:23,751 --> 01:17:26,170 You want to sleep with Dada tonight? 932 01:17:29,127 --> 01:17:30,795 Bedtime for Boo. 933 01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:38,879 You're such a special boy. 934 01:17:39,042 --> 01:17:40,794 Do you want a story? 935 01:17:50,834 --> 01:17:52,836 Okay, no wriggling. 936 01:17:56,959 --> 01:17:58,043 Goodnight. 937 01:18:04,959 --> 01:18:06,085 Okay. 938 01:18:08,458 --> 01:18:09,626 Goodnight. 939 01:18:52,959 --> 01:18:54,961 What happened to my life? 940 01:19:43,958 --> 01:19:45,501 Hello. 941 01:19:46,082 --> 01:19:47,625 Hello Julie. 942 01:19:48,207 --> 01:19:50,459 Why aren't you nude? 943 01:19:51,082 --> 01:19:53,668 Should I be nude? 944 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:57,543 Yeah, it's rude not to be nude when it's Nude Tuesday. 945 01:20:00,331 --> 01:20:01,749 Nude Tuesday? 946 01:20:07,999 --> 01:20:10,376 But what about people who have thrush? 947 01:20:11,166 --> 01:20:14,461 There's lots of thrush and itchy willies but, 948 01:20:14,623 --> 01:20:16,375 it's not a biggie. 949 01:20:19,541 --> 01:20:21,543 The wind can really blast things out. 950 01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:24,292 Okay. 951 01:20:25,166 --> 01:20:26,250 Yeah. 952 01:20:26,706 --> 01:20:28,166 -Yeah. -Yeah. 953 01:20:29,415 --> 01:20:30,541 Yeah! 954 01:20:45,122 --> 01:20:46,832 Dear Bruno. 955 01:20:48,707 --> 01:20:51,668 I've made some terrible mistakes, but... 956 01:20:53,790 --> 01:20:57,169 ...marrying you and having our beautiful girls, 957 01:20:57,331 --> 01:20:59,751 wasn't one of them. 958 01:21:04,790 --> 01:21:08,586 Giving Björg a handjob maybe was... 959 01:21:10,914 --> 01:21:13,751 ...as was the Christmas anal fling 960 01:21:15,165 --> 01:21:18,209 with my idiot boss. 961 01:21:20,581 --> 01:21:23,167 I'm so sorry, but I realize, 962 01:21:23,456 --> 01:21:25,458 I need to be alone. 963 01:21:27,122 --> 01:21:30,375 To somehow get to know myself. 964 01:21:31,663 --> 01:21:32,914 Love you, 965 01:21:33,456 --> 01:21:34,582 Laura. 966 01:21:43,788 --> 01:21:45,790 - Hello. - Hello. 967 01:21:48,539 --> 01:21:50,916 Hey Laura. 968 01:22:09,330 --> 01:22:11,791 Nadine, what are you doing here? 969 01:22:12,164 --> 01:22:14,499 I've had enough, Björg, enough! 970 01:22:14,664 --> 01:22:17,459 Enough? This is not good timing. 971 01:22:19,288 --> 01:22:20,956 Do you think that's his wife? 972 01:22:21,579 --> 01:22:23,289 I thought she was dead? 973 01:22:23,871 --> 01:22:25,289 This is a big day for me! 974 01:22:25,538 --> 01:22:26,706 Stop! Stop! 975 01:22:27,288 --> 01:22:29,290 Stop wobbling your floppy old dick at me. 976 01:22:31,454 --> 01:22:32,788 Come on darling. 977 01:22:33,996 --> 01:22:35,247 Hi Philippe. 978 01:22:35,496 --> 01:22:36,456 So where's my money? 979 01:22:36,954 --> 01:22:38,956 It's complex, I've invested it with Hans. 980 01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:41,665 -Not more bloody ponchos!? -Don't make a scene. 981 01:22:42,163 --> 01:22:43,497 You look after him. 982 01:22:43,579 --> 01:22:45,539 You're gonna have a lovely time with Daddy. 983 01:22:50,788 --> 01:22:52,373 I'm leading a sacred baptism, Nadine. 984 01:22:52,537 --> 01:22:53,747 -I couldn't give a fuck. 985 01:22:53,912 --> 01:22:55,331 Such negative arrows. 986 01:23:08,954 --> 01:23:10,080 Hey Philippe. 987 01:23:15,162 --> 01:23:19,666 I'd like to introduce my friend, Philippe. 988 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:22,039 Hi Phlippe. 989 01:23:22,202 --> 01:23:23,579 Say hello. 990 01:23:23,745 --> 01:23:24,787 Hello. 991 01:23:25,746 --> 01:23:26,830 Hello?! 992 01:23:30,704 --> 01:23:31,830 Hello?! 993 01:23:36,037 --> 01:23:37,371 Take a seat. 994 01:23:52,037 --> 01:23:54,039 Are they off-brand Timberlands? 995 01:23:55,704 --> 01:23:57,956 Yeah, a Christmas present from my boss. 996 01:24:04,203 --> 01:24:05,038 Thank you. 997 01:24:18,243 --> 01:24:20,078 Where's everyone gone? 998 01:24:21,244 --> 01:24:22,537 To the final ceremony. 999 01:24:24,328 --> 01:24:26,330 Why are you so nude? 1000 01:24:26,578 --> 01:24:28,038 It's Nude Tuesday. 1001 01:24:28,994 --> 01:24:29,953 Okay. 1002 01:24:30,661 --> 01:24:33,456 Well where are they? I need to speak to Laura! 1003 01:24:33,702 --> 01:24:36,288 The coach is about to leave for Mount Bartell. 1004 01:24:37,453 --> 01:24:39,205 Okay, thanks. 1005 01:25:02,911 --> 01:25:05,830 Margaret, the coach has gone. 1006 01:25:06,118 --> 01:25:07,828 Could you possibly drive me? 1007 01:25:08,493 --> 01:25:09,452 If you make love to me. 1008 01:25:09,701 --> 01:25:11,369 Margaret, please! 1009 01:25:13,035 --> 01:25:14,077 Please! 1010 01:25:18,701 --> 01:25:19,577 Okay. 1011 01:25:20,452 --> 01:25:22,245 You can get your kit off. 1012 01:25:23,618 --> 01:25:24,660 Okay. 1013 01:25:27,035 --> 01:25:28,328 Sexy boots 1014 01:25:29,451 --> 01:25:30,869 and a hat. 1015 01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:51,122 Might you consider going just a smidge faster, Louis? 1016 01:25:51,577 --> 01:25:53,829 I don't have my license, Bruno, 1017 01:25:54,451 --> 01:25:56,703 and I've just had some ketamine. 1018 01:25:57,285 --> 01:25:58,828 So strap in. 1019 01:26:30,242 --> 01:26:31,869 You'll need to take your clothes off. 1020 01:26:32,034 --> 01:26:32,993 Why? 1021 01:26:33,825 --> 01:26:35,535 So the wind can buffet our bodies. 1022 01:26:35,700 --> 01:26:37,327 I'm not going on your pedophile hike. 1023 01:26:37,493 --> 01:26:38,994 Sickos. 1024 01:26:39,158 --> 01:26:40,201 I'm calling the police. 1025 01:26:51,575 --> 01:26:53,577 Herald the Goddess Mambutite. 1026 01:26:57,366 --> 01:26:58,326 Hear her cries? 1027 01:26:59,282 --> 01:27:00,283 Yeah. 1028 01:27:00,991 --> 01:27:01,867 Okay. 1029 01:27:02,450 --> 01:27:04,660 Let us ascend our wild mistress. 1030 01:27:33,991 --> 01:27:35,659 Finnius, can you feel Mambutite? 1031 01:27:37,699 --> 01:27:39,993 -Okay? -Of course I am. 1032 01:27:40,157 --> 01:27:41,367 Bruno not coming? 1033 01:27:41,616 --> 01:27:43,618 Oh, no, we're not together anymore. 1034 01:28:13,865 --> 01:28:15,200 Where is everyone? 1035 01:28:15,573 --> 01:28:16,991 Gone, thank God. 1036 01:28:18,574 --> 01:28:19,575 How far is it? 1037 01:28:19,949 --> 01:28:20,825 Dunno. 1038 01:28:22,074 --> 01:28:23,325 See you later Louis! 1039 01:28:23,491 --> 01:28:24,950 Shine on, Crazy Diamond! 1040 01:28:38,949 --> 01:28:40,200 Mambutite! 1041 01:28:40,531 --> 01:28:41,824 Mambutite! 1042 01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:43,659 Tear open our hearts... 1043 01:28:43,865 --> 01:28:45,408 Tear open our hearts... 1044 01:28:48,031 --> 01:28:49,115 ...so we may receive... 1045 01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:51,575 ...so we may receive... 1046 01:28:51,864 --> 01:28:53,157 ...your sacred healing. 1047 01:28:53,614 --> 01:28:55,115 ...your sacred healing. 1048 01:28:57,697 --> 01:28:58,990 In your icy womb... 1049 01:29:00,031 --> 01:29:01,449 In your icy womb... 1050 01:29:01,822 --> 01:29:03,783 ...bestow your deepest truths. 1051 01:29:06,697 --> 01:29:08,199 I'm terrified. 1052 01:29:09,156 --> 01:29:10,783 I've got vodka. 1053 01:29:16,072 --> 01:29:17,365 Here on the brink 1054 01:29:17,572 --> 01:29:19,366 of our collective soul journey, 1055 01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:22,659 ready to enter and submit, 1056 01:29:23,739 --> 01:29:26,158 our entire bodies, 1057 01:29:27,822 --> 01:29:31,534 eager to be truly reborn 1058 01:29:31,697 --> 01:29:33,658 as I have, 1059 01:29:33,822 --> 01:29:35,574 already done. 1060 01:29:35,740 --> 01:29:36,950 So be brave. 1061 01:29:37,447 --> 01:29:40,450 Don't be frightened of the ice pool. 1062 01:29:45,988 --> 01:29:48,282 Finnius, you go first please. 1063 01:29:48,571 --> 01:29:51,282 I'm afraid I've had another IBS flare up. 1064 01:29:56,321 --> 01:29:57,364 Finnius. 1065 01:29:58,030 --> 01:30:00,950 I thought we discussed this. 1066 01:30:01,696 --> 01:30:03,281 But my tummy's really bubbly. 1067 01:30:03,446 --> 01:30:04,489 So fart. 1068 01:30:05,322 --> 01:30:06,823 -But I... -Fart it. 1069 01:30:08,155 --> 01:30:09,740 You're bullying me again. 1070 01:30:11,530 --> 01:30:12,864 You disgust me. 1071 01:30:13,905 --> 01:30:17,450 Julie, lioness, ready for the ice pool? 1072 01:30:17,613 --> 01:30:18,781 No thanks. 1073 01:30:21,780 --> 01:30:22,739 Laura! 1074 01:30:24,072 --> 01:30:24,948 Bruno! 1075 01:30:26,530 --> 01:30:28,198 You're fucking LATE! 1076 01:30:28,613 --> 01:30:29,614 Thanks for that. 1077 01:30:30,239 --> 01:30:31,406 The rude toddler. 1078 01:30:31,571 --> 01:30:32,572 Laura? 1079 01:30:33,404 --> 01:30:35,198 You feel like a dip? 1080 01:30:36,113 --> 01:30:38,115 You've always been a willing participant. 1081 01:30:42,111 --> 01:30:45,532 I'm sure we're all happy to learn from a true leader, 1082 01:30:47,821 --> 01:30:50,406 so if that person is you, jump in Björg. 1083 01:30:53,362 --> 01:30:54,446 Yeah. 1084 01:30:56,279 --> 01:30:57,280 Yeah. 1085 01:30:57,612 --> 01:30:58,696 I'm cool with that. 1086 01:30:58,987 --> 01:31:00,989 Yeah. Good. 1087 01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:13,530 Judas Julie. 1088 01:31:15,363 --> 01:31:16,364 Okay. 1089 01:31:38,736 --> 01:31:40,029 It's good. 1090 01:31:41,112 --> 01:31:43,948 I'm already baptized so don't need to go under. 1091 01:31:46,237 --> 01:31:49,824 And my penis actually gets bigger in the ice pool. 1092 01:31:52,986 --> 01:31:56,031 All of you should be IN THE ICE POOL! 1093 01:31:59,153 --> 01:32:03,533 YOU WILL ALL FAIL IF YOU DON'T GET IN MY ICE POOL! 1094 01:32:27,445 --> 01:32:29,864 Oh that's good, really quite warm. 1095 01:32:35,944 --> 01:32:37,028 There we are. 1096 01:32:38,485 --> 01:32:39,694 Judas Julie. 1097 01:32:42,319 --> 01:32:43,320 Finnius. 1098 01:32:47,236 --> 01:32:51,323 Wondering why your lives haven't worked out? 1099 01:32:51,486 --> 01:32:53,154 Because you're lazy pussies! 1100 01:32:56,236 --> 01:32:57,654 Shall we just do an icy sprinkle? 1101 01:32:57,902 --> 01:32:59,153 Yeah that should do it. 1102 01:33:14,694 --> 01:33:16,696 Fuck this, let's go get coffee. 1103 01:33:17,486 --> 01:33:19,947 I want a big, naughty hot chocolate. 1104 01:33:23,403 --> 01:33:24,988 Quick, in case he comes back. 1105 01:33:43,734 --> 01:33:45,736 Everyone looks so beautiful. 1106 01:33:53,527 --> 01:33:54,945 I read your note. 1107 01:33:57,318 --> 01:33:58,861 I was hoping you would. 1108 01:34:01,609 --> 01:34:02,902 It was beautiful. 1109 01:34:03,193 --> 01:34:04,486 -Oh yeah? -Yeah. 1110 01:34:05,943 --> 01:34:06,819 Thank you. 1111 01:34:09,651 --> 01:34:12,028 I'm pleased we want the same thing, Bruno. 1112 01:34:13,652 --> 01:34:17,239 Like Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow, 1113 01:34:19,026 --> 01:34:21,529 we can consciously uncouple. 1114 01:34:23,526 --> 01:34:24,568 Yes. 1115 01:34:27,733 --> 01:34:31,320 I'm wondering if maybe I have feelings for Rufus... 1116 01:34:34,525 --> 01:34:37,027 I guess I've got a lot to unscramble. 1117 01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:40,442 Yes. 1118 01:34:41,942 --> 01:34:43,944 Shall we go have a coffee with our new friends? 1119 01:34:45,900 --> 01:34:46,734 Yeah. 1120 01:34:46,900 --> 01:34:48,151 -Okay. -Okay.