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Oh, God,

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my decorations.

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Everything's falling apart. My life is
falling apart.

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Nothing will fix this. Not even my jelly
beans.

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What?

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What? Oh, trouble, trouble.

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Get off my rug, trouble. Get it.

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Get it. You know better.

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You know better.

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Mama. You got to stop your tears.

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Myron ain't worth it.

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Oh, Myron.

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Myron.

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That's it, Mama.

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I ain't seeing you like this. I'm making
that call.

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Oh, absolutely not. Don't you be
bothering your sister, all right? She

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of them J -O -B's, all right? No, you
put that down.

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Okay? She's got better things to do than
worry about her dear old image. Hey,

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you touching my fucking jelly beans, I
swear to God. I swear on all Christ

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Jesus, I swear to God you don't touch
mama's jelly beans.

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Oh, my.

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Oh,

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my.

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Where's my cigarette?

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Oh, there it is.

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I'll be there as soon as I can.

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I gotta go. My mama needs me.

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Well, I mean, not right this minute.

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Oh.

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Say it ain't the energy for me.

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Can I join in?

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No. Gosh darn it.

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Is it because of my small titties?

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piece of possum fodder. Where the hell
am I slipping?

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I'm right here, my love.

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Jelly bean.

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Pillow.

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Don't you worry about a thing.

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Good, baby?

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Can't even put on shoes right.

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I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry.

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There you go, baby.

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Well, that didn't fix shit either.

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You revolting excuse for a man.

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I'm sorry.

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Why don't you grow a pair?

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Where the hell is my phone?

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Don't you worry, baby. Stay right here.
I'll get it.

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I got the phone, baby. I found your
phone.

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Happen, my love?

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You did it on purpose, didn't you?

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Mistaken her color for mine.

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After everything I've ever done for you.

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You're still in love with her, aren't
you?

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Oh, sweetie.

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You're my one and only. I love you. You
know that.

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Don't get any ideas.

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You're mine.

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You ain't going nowhere.

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I wouldn't dream of it, baby.

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Call your ass to the gas station. Get me
some more jelly beans.

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Of course.

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Anything you want, baby. I'll be back.

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Be quick about it. I ain't getting any
younger.

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Hello. Sweet siren's done of iniquity.

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Oh, hi, Sheriff.

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In an hour?

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Mm -hmm.

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I'll be blown to get pretty for you,
baby.

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Doodle.

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Take your time. I'm fixing to get
company.

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Sheriff? Pop?

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I see you got your bike back.

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Yeah, Colton fixed it right up for me.

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Goddamn moron.

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Now, uh, I know you ladies must be fun
and all, but we don't

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really like your kind around here,
girlie.

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Girlie? Why the gosh darn same shirt?

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Because we're just on a little here
vacation.

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Now, I'm sure you, uh,

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Vacationers, we got some ID.

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Oh, I got your IDs right here, Sharon.

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You know me, Sharon.

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I'm Sweet Charlotte's girl.

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Sweet Sharon.

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So, you are.

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My, you grown.

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About that ticket.

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What ticket?

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You know, that's mighty fine, but it's
going to take a lot more than that to

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make me forget about it.

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Ticket.

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So, what is it going to take?

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Bigger boobs.

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How about you get a bigger dick, Sheriff
Johnson?

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Now, what is a man like you doing all
alone on this very isolated dirt road?

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Protecting and serving.

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And who's going to be protecting and
serving you? I got my radio. I got my

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deputies. Yeah, I think it's a little
scary for a man like you. You never know

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who you might run into.

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That's true, true. You never know what
might happen to a...

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Daughter of an old fool like yourself.

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Well, that's part of the job, girls. I'm
kind of brave like that, you know?

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Yeah, so brave.

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I just couldn't imagine anybody getting
one over you.

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Oh, you girls are just... Oh, man. I
love a man that knows how to protect the

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law. Yeah.

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And you know how we love the law. Yeah.

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Son of a bitch! Well, it's been nice to
chat and share, but we got things to do.

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What the hell, girls?

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Goddamn son of a bitch!

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Fucking bitches!

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God damn it.

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Hey, do me a favor. Tell Deputy Buford
to get his ass down here with an extra

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set of cup keys.

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I'm down by the old shed.

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Ah, son of a bitch.

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Hey, Mabel, do me a favor, too.

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Tell him to bring down an extra set of
keys for my vehicle, also.

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God damn that fucking girl flicked my
tallywagger.

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Son of a bitch.

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It's all the hollering about.

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Okay, y 'all.

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May I help y 'all?

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Now I could use a little something to
wet my whistle.

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Got some pops inside.

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I'll be damned. Sweet Charity? Is that
you?

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Oh, man.

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You two already know each other?

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Sure as damn.

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He's my brother.

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Brother? Well, I hope you don't mind.

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I'll see you in a minute. Or 20.

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You know what? Just leave it behind.

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I'll catch up with you.

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Hold on. I need to ask you a question
about Mama.

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Never mind, I'm not getting a word in
there, Troy.

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She's in heat.

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I reckon so.

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Hey, what about the gas?

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What about the gas?

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I'm just out.

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Oh, I can't.

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Hey,

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that's good enough.

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You don't waste no time, just like my
sister.

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Huh?

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What y 'all doing here anyway?

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Something to do with your mom and her
ex, Myron.

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um um

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Thank you, church.

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Thank you.

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Wow.

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Mm -hmm.

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Down. Down. Hold it.

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Hold it.

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Hold it. No.

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Hold.

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Hold it.

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Off.

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Keep looking. Keep looking.

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Oh, my God.

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um wow

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Like, yes.

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Absolutely.

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That's it, that's it, that's it.

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It's so fucking good to me.

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Where y 'all headed now?

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Back to meet up with the girl.

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We got a job to do.

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Hoo -hoo -wee! Mama must be plum mad to
call on Sweet Charity.

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This is serious.

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We were told Myron is armed and
dangerous and to take him down at any

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cost. Myron?

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That sweet boy wasn't hurt a lot.