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Stand by, camera one.
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In three, two...
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Good evening. I'm Will McAvoy.
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This is Monday, August 8th.
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And this past Friday, for the first time ever,
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Standard and Poor's downgraded
the credit rating of the US Treasury.
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You would think that would be
tonight's top story,
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or you might think that it would be the Dow
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closing 634 points down
on its worst day of trading in three years,
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or the austerity riots in Europe
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or any of the statements made today by
the Republican candidates for president
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or statements made by the president himself,
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but it's not.
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Tonight's top story
is a woman named Dorothy Cooper.
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Will?
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Will, it's MacKenzie.
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I saw him come in, but I didn't see him leave.
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- I've been on for six hours.
- Will?
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Will?
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Hello?
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He's not here.
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Will?
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- Did you try calling his...
- Hold on.
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- Billy! Billy!
- Oh, Jesus.
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I need an ambulance right away.
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He's out of immediate danger,
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but we're going to have
to stop the internal bleeding.
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What happened?
Why was he coughing up blood?
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He wasn't coughing up blood.
He was vomiting blood from his stomach.
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There's upper GI bleeding,
probably a perforation.
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You're describing a bleeding ulcer.
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Yes. We're prepping him for an EGD.
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I don't know what that is.
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They're gonna put a tube with a camera
down his throat.
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Does he take any pain medication?
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Hardly ever. It's called...
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- Naproxen.
- Okay.
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He hurt himself playing baseball in
high school, his elbow and his knees.
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- Right elbow and his left knee.
- What about antidepressants?
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- No.
- Yes.
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He takes 135 milligrams a day of Effexor.
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Since when?
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- I gotta keep some confidentiality.
- No, not anymore.
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When did he start taking antidepressants?
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Has he been particularly depressed
about anything recently?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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A magazine article, a hatchet job that mocked
everything we've been...
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It was humiliating
and he's taken it very personally.
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Okay, I think he's been self-medicating.
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One of the possible side-effects of Naproxen
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is a decrease in the prostaglandin,
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which protects the stomach lining
from its own acid.
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And he knows that.
That's why he hardly ever takes it.
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Why would he suddenly take so much?
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To get rid of the migraine headache
that comes with taking
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too much Effexor and bourbon
at the same time.
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He took too many antidepressants?
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I can't say for sure, but...
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Yeah, I can say for sure.
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We'll be keeping him here for a little while.
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Dorothy Cooper is a 96-year-old resident
of Chattanooga, Tennessee,
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and has been voting for the last 75 years.
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This year, she's been told she can't.
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A new law in Tennessee
requires residents to show
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a government-issued photo ID
in order to vote.
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Dorothy Cooper doesn't have
a driver's license
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because Dorothy Cooper doesn't have a car.
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Dorothy Cooper doesn't have a passport.
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A vacation abroad was never in her future.
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Tennessee isn't alone.
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At this moment, 33 states have proposed
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or already adopted the same voter ID laws
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that have disqualified Dorothy Cooper
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from the one fundamental thing
that we all do as Americans.
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It's estimated that 11%,
or roughly 20 million people,
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don't have government-issued voter IDs
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and will be disenfranchised this November.
Why?
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To crack down on the terrible
problem of voter fraud.
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- Roll five.
- Governor Rick Perry of Texas,
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who is about to enter
the presidential primary race,
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is serious about cracking down
on the problem.
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Making sure that there's not fraud,
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making sure that
someone's not manipulating that process
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makes all the sense in the world to me.
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To me, too, because voter fraud
is such a huge problem
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that during a five-year period
under the Bush Administration,
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when 196 million votes were cast,
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the number of cases
of voter fraud reached 86.
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Not 86,000. Eighty-six.
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Here's what that number
looks like as a percentage of votes cast.
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Four 100,000ths of a percent.
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This would be called
a solution without a problem, but it's not.
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It's just a solution to a different problem.
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Republicans have a hard time
getting certain people to vote for them,
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so life would be a lot easier if certain people
just weren't allowed to vote at all.
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I'm ashamed to say that
32 of the 33 voter ID laws
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were proposed by Republican legislators
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and passed by Republican-controlled
state houses
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and signed into law
by Republican governors.
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I am not, however, ashamed to say
that I am a Republican.
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And that brings us to tonight's second story.
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Austerity riots in London
and the FAA shutdown.
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Mitch McConnell said
the debt deal was a "hostage worth taking."
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- That's a quote?
- We're checking.
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As of about 10 minutes ago,
the Dow's down below 12,000.
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There's a new investigation into why
the Interior Department
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hasn't collected billions in oil royalties.
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Robert Bork is now a Romney advisor.
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We'll get this all sorted out.
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But let me ask, is anybody here an expert
on Sex and the City?
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The TV show or just... The TV show.
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- Mother of Moses.
- Listen, she goes out of her way
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to take an interest in my interests
and I wanna do the same.
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- And she loves...
- I know what she loves.
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- I need a crash course.
- They have tours.
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- What do you mean?
- They have Sex and the City tours.
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Open-air buses that drive around
the West Village
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and go to all the locations
and shoe stores in the show.
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The buses are filled with women who know
every line from every episode.
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- It's three hours.
- Three hours?
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If you really wanna make Lisa happy,
you'll go to Sex and the City school
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and take the tour.
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I don't know if I wanna make her that happy.
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Let's start with McConnell
and the hostage worth taking.
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You were sleeping for a while.
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Yeah.
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That's good. You need to rest.
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Yeah.
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- Why did you do this?
- Hey!
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- What is wrong with you?
- Stop hitting me!
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- I've been waiting two days to hit you.
- I appreciate your patience.
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I don't want your wise-ass remarks.
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You have to stop being so sad about this.
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I'm not sad about it. I'm over it.
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Uh-huh. That's why you suddenly
took antidepressants.
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You got bad press.
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It's not the first time.
It's not even the thousandth.
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- Did you bring Jane up from Washington?
- Yes.
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- You should go back and work.
- Jim's got it for a few hours.
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- Tell me how this...
- Jane needs you.
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Jim's got it. Why is this story different from...
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- It just is.
- That's a child's answer.
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- Did you read it?
- Of course I read it.
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It was a hatchet job from my
idiot ex-boyfriend.
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You've gotten them before.
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You've gotten them from him before.
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It isn't worth the weeks you've spent...
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It's almost, it's two weeks
you've been sliding...
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- "The Greater Fool."
- I read it.
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"One CNN producer remarked,
'It's as though McAvoy is unaware
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"'of how ridiculous he looks
doing what he thinks passes
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- "'as a Murrow impersonation."'
- Will, I know what it says.
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"A senior VP
at parent company AWM laughed as he said,
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"'Will wants to change the world
and hates that the world has changed."'
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- You know it by heart.
- "It's not so much Will McAvoy is old..."
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- Okay, this is really weird.
- "...it's that he is antiquated.
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"His premise is irrelevant and pompous."
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- And why do you care this much?
- The greater fool.
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- Why do you care this much?
- Because they're right!
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Easy. And, no, they're not.
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- They're right. He's right.
- Being a cynic is easy.
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- What's difficult...
- Reality isn't.
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Trust me, this piece
was right about everything.
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Stop. Enough. It's been two weeks.
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- Get up off the damn mat.
- You wanted Don Quixote?
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This is it.
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By the way, this is what brought him down.
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- Nobody's brought you down.
- The Knight of the Mirrors.
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He holds up the mirror and shows him.
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- Stop it.
- Shows him!
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I mean, he doesn't fight him with a sword.
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He shows him with a mirror
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what a total fool he looks like.
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Brian was the Knight of the Mirrors,
and that's the chapter we're up to.
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Nobody's brought you down.
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You'll get back in your chair,
the red light will go on,
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and you'll go to that place
you go every time...
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I don't think I'm coming back.
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I don't think I am.
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You're coming back if I have to chop you up,
put you in a duffel bag,
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and reassemble you at the anchor desk.
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- You should answer that.
- You're coming back.
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Could be the office.
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This is MacKenzie.
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Why did you want to meet me?
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I have a story I don't wanna write.
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Then don't write it.
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I have one source,
and if I get a second one, I'll have to.
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What is it?
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The night of May 1st,
the night we got bin Laden,
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was Will high on the air?
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- Was he high...
- Was he high on the air?
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- Who the hell told you that?
- My first source.
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- You got lied to.
- I didn't.
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Nina, you got lied to.
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No. I promise, it's an unimpeachable source.
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And if I get a second one...
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Damn it, Nina, this is a complete lie.
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No, listen to me. I'm trying to help you.
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- How?
- By telling you.
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If I find a second source,
I have to go to press right away.
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- And you're giving me a heads-up?
- Yeah.
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Why?
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Because I am.
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You can understand my reluctance
to trust you.
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I understand everyone's
reluctance to trust me.
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- You'll have to do better than that.
- I can't.
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I don't like some of the things that I've
done to Will and to you.
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I don't like some of the things
I've done to a lot of people.
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Sorry, I don't believe you, Nina.
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When you were little,
what did you wanna do when you grew up?
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Exactly what I'm doing.
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I wanted to do exactly what you're doing, too.
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There's no such thing as a little girl
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who dreams of being
a gossip columnist one day.
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I am trying to make some changes,
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but I'm caught in the middle of...
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You want me to feel sorry for you?
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No. No, I don't.
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Then what am I supposed to do with that?
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Make sure I don't find a second source.
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Keep walking. I'm gonna cross the street.
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- It's not true.
- Yes, it is.
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I'm sorry.
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Obviously he didn't know he was gonna have
to be on the air later that night.
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- He was high for bin Laden?
- Yeah.
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- But he killed it that night.
- I don't know what to tell you.
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- He's a savant.
- Who else knew?
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Neal, Neal's girlfriend Kaylee,
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- maybe some of the others...
- There's no way they went to Nina.
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- I already spoke to them.
- I don't even need to. There's no way.
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This is it, right?
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This is what Reese
and Leona will use to fire Will.
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Yeah.
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- So what are they waiting for?
- A second source.
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- Why?
- I'd need two sources.
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You're not TMI!
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I've never seen Will this down.
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He's talking about not coming back.
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He's coming back. Don't lose hope.
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- I gotta go meet a guy.
- Hancock?
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- Yeah.
- What are you gonna tell him?
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The truth.
245
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Why?
246
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You're not a credible witness.
247
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Thirty-five years at the NSA doesn't
make me a credible witness?
248
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Why did they downgrade your
security clearance?
249
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They didn't downgrade my security clearance.
250
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- They did.
- They didn't.
251
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I have reporters, Solomon.
252
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We have pages from your CSS file.
253
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He was given, the reporter,
254
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he was just given those pages, right?
255
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- He was just handed them?
- All he had to do was ask.
256
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- He was given them?
- Yes, he was.
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- Retaliation.
- Solomon...
258
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Retaliation for raising
the hue and cry about GLOBALCLARITY.
259
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Listen. Look at me. I respect you.
260
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I respect what you're trying to do.
261
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Nothing's harder than doing something
for which you know you're gonna take shit.
262
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Then why won't you just...
263
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Because if you're the face of the story,
you'll contaminate it.
264
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Do you like beef stew?
265
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,639
- Beef stew?
- You like it?
266
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I guess. I don't know.
267
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,192
- What are we talking about?
- I like it.
268
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I used to make it
for my kids on Sunday nights.
269
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Sunday was my night with the kids.
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Brown sugar and ketchup.
271
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You slow-cook it for eight hours,
that's the trick.
272
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The kids loved it.
273
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Solomon, it's shit like this
that makes me nervous.
274
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- Can I give you the name of a guy?
- A doctor?
275
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- Somebody to talk to.
- I come to you with a story,
276
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the NSA is illegally...
And you wanna send me to a doctor.
277
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I'm just being a friend.
278
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I don't have friends and I don't want friends.
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All right.
280
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TMI!
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You said you had proof they were hacking.
282
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Was that a lie?
283
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,192
- Did you use that as bait so...
- I don't lie.
284
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,239
I've paid for sex, yes.
I tried to see my wife, yes.
285
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I don't see what that has to do with anything.
286
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,795
Okay, then let me say that
I've acted in good faith.
287
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,315
- No. You didn't act at all.
- I've acted in good faith.
288
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I'll continue to pursue the NSA story
as hard as I can.
289
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,952
No, no, we had a deal.
I see the NSA story on ACN,
290
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,680
and then I hand over the TMI! proof.
291
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,638
- Hand it over now.
- So you can destroy it?
292
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:12,716
No, so I can help out a friend
who's a lot like you.
293
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,438
And he will, I promise you, not rest
294
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until he's reported the NSA story,
295
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assuming it's as solid as you say.
296
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- Then you won't need me at all.
- Solomon...
297
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If I give you the TMI! proof,
you won't need me at all.
298
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Do you know how many years it's been
299
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since my kids have come over
for dinner on Sunday?
300
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No.
301
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Adding further to investors' jitters,
Wall Street is waiting for Friday's jobs report.
302
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But some optimists I've talked to
303
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expect the report to show
that the US created 75,000 jobs in July
304
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and the unemployment rate
may hold steady at 9.2%.
305
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,434
For more on that,
ACN financial analyst Kelly Slade.
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You got a job offer?
307
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,358
- Can you wait until we're alone?
- Are you considering it?
308
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,877
- I was taken to lunch.
- Ah, it all starts with the lunch.
309
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:08,592
Thanks, Kelly, we'll be coming back to you
for the Market Wrap-Up at 4:30.
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I'm Sloan Sabbith. Now back to
Robin Burnett and Best of Health.
311
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And we're clear.
312
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- An innocent lunch.
- That's what it was.
313
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,274
- Where?
- The Ocean Club.
314
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,714
- Why?
- I was hungry.
315
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,632
- Hey.
- An ACN poll released two days ago
316
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has 42% of Americans
317
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,437
believing that when we raise the debt ceiling,
318
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it means borrowing more money.
319
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,559
- That's nothing new.
- I know that's nothing new!
320
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,109
- In here.
- I know that's nothing new. That's my point.
321
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,789
I've been talking about it almost
every night since the midterms,
322
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,473
and I haven't moved the needle at all.
323
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,631
Well, you're not gonna
move it in venture capital.
324
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,712
- I'll get paid.
- You're just having one of those days.
325
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,794
Will says he's not coming back.
326
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,033
Ask a boxer who's just
been knocked unconscious
327
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:49,079
when he'd like to schedule his next bout.
328
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,994
Friday will be my last day.
329
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,514
- You've made up your mind?
- Yeah.
330
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,875
Then I have three days to change your mind.
331
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,551
42% was exactly the same number
as before I started talking...
332
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,915
Maybe it would've gone higher.
333
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,231
Maybe you helped keep it at 42%.
334
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,032
- I have to get ready for Wrap-Up.
- Okay.
335
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,110
Wait.
336
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,159
Nah, it's all right.
337
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,431
- No, wait. No.
- Okay.
338
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,352
- Yes, all right.
- This can only be about Maggie.
339
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,669
I'm gonna ask her to move in with me.
340
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,680
I see.
341
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,238
First, let me say you made a very wise
decision coming to me with this problem.
342
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,590
It's not a problem.
343
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,593
Well, let's see what I can do about that.
344
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,149
How would you want to be asked?
345
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,560
- To move in with a guy?
- Yeah.
346
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,313
By having the guy say, "Will you marry me?"
347
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,756
Okay, well, let's just take that off the table
for the moment.
348
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,270
You know, if you're living together,
it makes it harder to break up.
349
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,875
- Well, that's the idea.
- You have to get cartons.
350
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,235
You've been no help at all.
351
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,119
Since I'm never going
to see you again after Friday,
352
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,317
- I feel like I can tell you something.
- We'll see each other.
353
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,671
- Maybe not after I say what I'm going to say.
- And you're not leaving.
354
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,717
I don't know who told you you're a bad guy,
355
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,638
but somebody did,
356
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,794
somebody along the way.
357
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,997
Somebody or something convinced you of it
358
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,397
because you think you're a bad guy,
and you're just not.
359
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,996
I'm socially inept, but even I know that.
360
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,717
So because you're a bad guy,
you try to do things
361
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:17,231
you think a good guy would do,
362
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:21,156
like committing to someone you like
but maybe don't love.
363
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,069
A sweet, smart, wholesome Midwestern girl.
364
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,236
I could be wrong. I almost always am.
365
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,990
Why are you single?
366
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,753
A lot of men are intimidated
by my intelligence.
367
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,672
No, seriously.
368
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,717
Because you never asked me out.
369
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,274
Caught you off-guard, didn't I?
370
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,274
Yeah, you really did.
371
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,956
- Hey, you wanted to see me?
- Yeah.
372
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,800
Now I don't remember why.
373
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,718
Don and Maggie are moving in together.
374
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,233
- Yeah?
- I still have to ask her.
375
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:15,035
Seriously? That's great! Cool.
376
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,919
I didn't... All right.
377
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,154
- Good luck. In your apartment?
- Mmm?
378
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,876
You're moving in together
in your apartment?
379
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,838
No, in fact, we're gonna live
among the hill people.
380
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,354
I didn't know if you were gonna...
381
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,556
We'll start at my apartment.
382
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,676
Okay, so...
383
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,070
I really don't remember why I asked you to
come in here, I'm sorry.
384
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,389
Don't worry about it.
385
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,953
I'll see you later.
386
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,999
You're wrong.
387
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,079
I do want to commit to Maggie.
388
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,752
Well, that's what a good guy would do.
389
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,470
Shit.
390
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,591
I was just checking this. I'll fix it.
391
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,195
Yeah, the nurse can get that back in there.
392
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,913
Does it feel like something life-threatening
is happening right now?
393
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,952
- What is it I'm wearing?
- I bought you some pajamas.
394
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,633
- You like them?
- How did I get into them?
395
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,916
The nurse changed you into them while
you were asleep.
396
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,072
- What's wrong here?
- He knocked out one of his tubes.
397
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,311
- Don't play with these.
- You really shouldn't.
398
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,079
She changed my clothes?
399
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,754
- Um, well...
- Hey.
400
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,952
Hey! Look!
401
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,914
- Jim's here.
- Yeah, I can see him, too.
402
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,593
Tell us what's happening, Jim.
403
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,996
The JPL says the Mars orbiter
may have found water.
404
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,434
- Do you hear that?
- Mmm-hmm.
405
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,874
- And where did they find the water?
- God.
406
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,190
- On Mars.
- Cool.
407
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,319
There was another lockdown at Virginia Tech,
but it was a false alarm.
408
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,756
- Jim says there was another...
- I am right here.
409
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,758
- How about office gossip?
- Office gossip?
410
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,950
Yes.
411
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,591
Maybe you can lift Will's spirits
with tales from the office.
412
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,433
Why is she talking like this?
413
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,353
Everything's pretty much the same.
414
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,750
People miss you. They're worried about you.
415
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,795
Don's asking Maggie to move in with him,
416
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,317
which is great for Don and the world.
417
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,039
They put Fresca in the vending machines.
418
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,474
- What?
- The vending machines have Fresca.
419
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,517
- Maggie's moving in with Don?
- He's asking her.
420
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,557
- What about the speech I gave you?
- Which one?
421
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,597
- What do you mean which one?
- You give a lot of...
422
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,910
"Gather ye rosebuds," Jim!
423
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,593
When I told you to gather ye rosebuds.
424
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,951
- Did you?
- I did. Yes.
425
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,870
- But...
- What?
426
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,519
I accidentally gathered the wrong rosebuds.
427
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,156
- What are you talking about?
- I took action, the very night.
428
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,790
I went to Maggie's,
but before I had a chance to say anything,
429
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,639
Lisa kissed me and we were out the door.
430
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,036
- Why?
- Lisa thought I was there to see her.
431
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,789
- Why?
- Classic case of
432
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,875
that happening.
433
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,394
- That was two months ago.
- Yeah.
434
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,120
- And what's happened since?
- I've been dating Lisa.
435
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,638
- Do you want to end up like me and him?
- No!
436
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,951
Wasting time? And now he's practically dead.
437
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,759
- I'm not practically dead.
- Eat some Jell-O.
438
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,240
You've got to do something
before he asks her.
439
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,549
- No.
- Why not?
440
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,835
It doesn't seem like a very nice thing
441
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,151
to do to Don or Maggie or Lisa.
442
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,232
So you're willing to end up like the two of us.
443
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,752
A strong, beautiful, vital woman
444
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,638
and a hollowed-out shell of a man.
445
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,833
- You know I'm awake now?
- That's a dead person speaking, basically.
446
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,357
And now I'm gonna have to spend the next
God knows how many hours in mourning.
447
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,874
- Please go back to work.
- He will.
448
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,679
- I'm talking to you.
- I will.
449
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,912
The piece was bullshit. Believe that.
450
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,190
Feel better.
451
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,591
Why was it so important to you?
452
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,400
- I think I'm gonna sleep for a while.
- Why did you want the story?
453
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,920
I didn't think it was gonna come out like this.
454
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,356
Obviously, but why
did you want the story in the first place?
455
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,718
- You'll say it's stupid.
- Why did you want the piece?
456
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,800
At the end of Camelot...
457
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,870
- God!
- See?
458
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,952
What? What happens at the end of Camelot?
459
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,759
England goes to war with France.
460
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,793
But King Arthur finds a stowaway,
a young kid,
461
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,714
and he orders the kid to run
from village to village,
462
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,634
telling everyone about
Camelot and the Knights of the Round Table
463
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,791
so that everyone will know it's possible.
464
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,395
The magazine piece
was supposed to be my young kid.
465
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,553
Do you have any life philosophy that
isn't based on a musical?
466
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,430
Hey, Dulcinea, I wasn't the one who came in
a year ago talking about Don Quixote.
467
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,239
It lit a fire under your ass.
468
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,040
It lit my ass on fire.
That's not the same thing.
469
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,351
You have to stop
telling people you're not coming back.
470
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,476
You're scaring the hell out of them.
471
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,472
- They need to be prepared.
- No, they don't.
472
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,789
Everything's going to be fine.
473
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,200
Everything's going to be great.
474
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,237
- There's just one thing.
- What?
475
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,714
Nina Howard has a source that knows you
were high during the bin Laden broadcast.
476
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:06,995
She's waiting for a second source,
477
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,639
and when she has it, it'll be published.
478
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,838
And Reese and Leona will
fire you and your career will end in disgrace.
479
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,913
Well, the good news is I'm already disgraced.
480
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,151
I'm pre-disgraced, so I'm disgrace-proof.
481
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,357
- Who do you think her source is?
- I don't know. I don't care.
482
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,511
- I like Jell-O.
- Snap out of it!
483
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,910
- Can I have the mean nurse back?
- Yes.
484
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,518
- Yeah?
- I've got some very bad news.
485
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,199
I'm kind of maxed out on bad news.
486
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,953
Can it wait?
487
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,720
Last night, a man rode his bicycle
488
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,076
to the middle of the Queensboro Bridge
and jumped off.
489
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,039
They've just identified the body as...
490
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,310
No.
491
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,917
...Solomon Hancock.
492
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,390
He killed himself last night.
493
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,472
All right.
494
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,439
Call your parents
once in a while.
495
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,637
It's really not that hard.
496
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,833
Yeah.
497
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,514
I'm what the leaders of the Tea Party
498
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,479
would call a RINO. Republican In Name Only.
499
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,677
And that's ironic,
because that's exactly what I think
500
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,160
about the leaders of the Tea Party,
501
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,995
because the most conservative Republicans
today aren't Republicans.
502
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,074
Republicans believe in a prohibitive military.
503
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,192
We believe in a common-sense government
504
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,512
and that there are social programs enacted
in the last half-century that work,
505
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,395
but there are way too many,
costing way too much, that don't.
506
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,359
And we believe in the rule of law and order
and free-market capitalism.
507
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,589
The Tea Party believes in loving America,
but hating Americans.
508
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,400
Tea Party Congressman Allen West of Florida,
509
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,519
"I must confess when I see anyone with
an Obama bumper sticker,
510
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,877
"I recognize them as a threat
to the gene pool."
511
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,794
They believe in loving America,
but hating its government.
512
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,837
Conservative activist Grover Norquist.
513
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,639
I don't want to
abolish government,
514
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,712
I simply want to reduce it
to the size where I can
515
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,235
drag it into the bathroom
and drown it in the bathtub.
516
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,075
And they believe that
anyone who disagrees with the Tea Party
517
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,630
has sinister anti-American motives.
518
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,394
The objective of the liberals
is to destroy this country.
519
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,632
The objective of the liberals
is to make America mediocre.
520
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,234
Most of all, you must never,
521
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,800
under any circumstance,
522
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,758
seek to reach a compromise
with your opponent
523
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:36,477
or do any of what Democrats and genuine
Republicans both call governing.
524
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,276
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.
525
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,875
Our top political priority over
the next two years
526
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,839
should be to deny
President Obama a second term.
527
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,236
And one other plank in the Tea Party platform,
528
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,599
if you're poor, it means you're either too lazy
or too stupid to be rich.
529
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,312
Here's André Bauer, Tea Party leader
and Lieutenant Governor of South Carolina.
530
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,120
"My grandmother was not
a highly educated woman,
531
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:03,160
"but she told me as a small child
to quit feeding stray animals.
532
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,596
"You know why? Because they breed."
533
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:10,477
It's almost hard to believe Republicans can't
get Dorothy Cooper to vote for them.
534
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,197
- Don't give up on this.
- It's not up to me.
535
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,192
We have the guy. We've had him for 10 weeks.
536
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,680
We have a guy named Charizma.
537
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,439
Tell me where he lives
and I'll kick in his door.
538
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,319
I get we only have an alias, but he fucked up
once already because of his ego.
539
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,960
He'll fuck up again.
Let me keep smoking him out.
540
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,033
Excuse me, Mr. Skinner. I'm sorry.
541
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,998
You can just leave that on Millie's desk.
542
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,639
She's not here right now
and it was messengered.
543
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,949
It says, "Personal and Confidential."
544
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,633
They all say, "Personal and Confidential."
545
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,518
- I'll take it.
- Yes, sir.
546
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,399
How are you gonna smoke him out?
547
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,199
I've already taken credit for the death threat.
548
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,152
Now let me say the FBI caught me.
549
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,999
His head will explode
because he and his friends
550
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,673
know the FBI is way outclassed,
551
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,559
outnumbered and technologically behind.
552
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,791
- He'll wanna prove he didn't get caught.
- Yeah.
553
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,712
And what happens then?
554
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,276
I don't know.
555
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,477
That's always my favorite answer.
556
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,358
- Charlie.
- Please, don't mess around with these...
557
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,033
Go ahead.
558
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,436
- I'm sorry?
- Do it.
559
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,115
Great. Thank you.
560
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,114
My name is Jenny. I'm a sophomore,
and this is for all three of you.
561
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,920
Can you say in one sentence or less what...
562
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,554
- You know what I mean.
563
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:40,270
Can you say why America
is the greatest country in the world?
564
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,795
- How are you feeling?
- Very handsome.
565
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,111
The doctor says you can go home Monday
566
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,190
and come back to work in a week.
567
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,636
I like it here. Being bedridden suits me.
568
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,157
How many times do I have to tell you
this guy is an idiot?
569
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,398
Hell hath no fury like the second rate.
Don't you know that?
570
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,110
He quotes my colleagues,
everyone I respect in news.
571
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,078
- You respect the wrong people.
- No.
572
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,038
- Were any of them quoted by name?
- Plenty of them.
573
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,077
Anyone that doesn't have
an ax to grind with you?
574
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,870
The rest were pussy-ass, coward-ass,
pussified pussies.
575
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,559
It just doesn't matter anymore.
576
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,352
You're right, it doesn't.
577
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,109
It just doesn't.
578
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,515
You wanna hear something that does?
579
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,757
I just want you to say hi to someone.
580
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,392
- Nurse Cooper.
- Oh, please, not Nurse Cooper.
581
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:26,633
She's not nice and I think she's
trying to euthanize me.
582
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,433
I heard that.
583
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,592
Nurses are the most underappreciated
members of our society.
584
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,996
I've handled bigger schmucks than you.
585
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,356
- Tell him about your great-aunt.
- Seriously?
586
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,390
My great-aunt Dorothy Cooper is 96 years old
587
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,392
and has been voting for 75 years.
588
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,077
Now the state of Tennessee
is saying she can't vote.
589
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,079
Voter ID?
590
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,793
I wanna know what
you're gonna do about that.
591
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,520
- Well, there's not a lot I...
- I wanna know why I don't see it on the news.
592
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,670
Well, the reason...
593
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,479
Why did my aunt become less American
594
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,472
- because she doesn't have a car?
- Yeah, that's a reasonable...
595
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:01,918
And why, young man, isn't this the first story
on the news every night?
596
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,879
- She usually decides.
- Shut up.
597
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,280
Okay.
598
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,514
I want to see this story on the news.
599
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,960
I kind of wanna see it on the news, too.
600
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,074
Will?
601
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,557
Will?
602
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,952
- The voicemail message.
- What are you talking about?
603
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,710
The voicemail message
that I left you that night after I got home
604
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,599
from the bin Laden broadcast?
Did you play it for anyone?
605
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:43,670
I never got a message.
606
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,719
No, I left you that message that started,
607
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,752
"Hey, listen, it's me.
608
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,718
"I'm not just saying this
because I'm high right now."
609
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,031
- Did anyone else hear that message?
- I didn't hear that message.
610
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,831
Mac, there is no way that you don't remember
what that message said.
611
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,319
It wouldn't be possible for me to remember
what it said because I never got it.
612
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,637
And it wouldn't have been possible
for me to play it
613
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,077
for someone else because I never got it.
614
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,357
Nina's first source was you.
615
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,432
- Yeah.
- Guys, I don't understand.
616
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,910
And that's why TMI! is waiting
for the second source.
617
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,193
- They can't reveal how they got the first.
- There was no message!
618
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,150
Because your phone was hacked
and they deleted it.
619
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,556
- What are you doing?
- I am reporting on Dorothy Cooper.
620
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,676
You're still sick.
621
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,673
"What is illness to the body
of our knight errant?
622
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,672
- "What matter wounds?
623
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,513
- "For each time he falls..."
624
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,590
What's he doing?
625
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,797
The end of Don Quixote. Put the tubes back.
626
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,315
"Each time he falls, he shall rise again.
627
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,390
"Woe to the wicked.
628
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,314
"Sancho, my armor, my sword!"
629
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,517
- Which one of us is he talking to?
- Get back in bed!
630
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,115
I'm fine. Okay, I'm a little dizzy.
631
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,476
I've got alarms going off
at the nurse's station.
632
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,791
- Who pulled out the IV line?
- She did.
633
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,231
I need to get some information
about your great-aunt.
634
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,671
We need two maps,
one with every voter ID law
635
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,070
and another with Tea Party governors' wins.
636
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,034
He didn't create the recession,
637
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,918
but he made it worse and longer.
638
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,480
When he took office,
639
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,758
the economy was in recession
and he made it worse.
640
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,674
An NBC reporter asks Romney
why he keeps saying
641
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,400
Obama made the economy worse
when it's gotten better.
642
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,834
And here's Romney's answer.
643
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,116
I didn't say that things are worse.
644
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,236
Cut the film.
645
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,233
This line that looks like Kilimanjaro
shows profits for the job creators,
646
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,880
and this line that's as flat as my abs
shows employment.
647
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,350
- Joey, build that graphic.
- Yes, ma'am.
648
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,916
What I would say
is that the news media should do
649
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,993
a penetrating exposé and take a look.
650
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,230
I wish they would.
651
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,034
I wish the American media would take
a great look
652
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,715
at the views of the people in Congress
and find out
653
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,076
are they pro-America or anti-America.
654
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,796
I think people would
love to see an exposé like that.
655
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,632
The RNC just released
an ad slamming Obama for vacation days.
656
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,236
Obama has taken 61 vacation days.
657
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,199
At this point in his first term,
Reagan had taken 112
658
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,114
while George W. Bush had taken 180.
659
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,799
John Adams.
660
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,674
Thomas Jefferson.
661
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,920
James Madison.
662
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,952
George Washington.
663
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,760
The Treaty of Tripoli.
664
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,354
Go on home for the night. You look tired.
665
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,750
I'm supposed to meet Don
and Lisa for dinner, but I can stay.
666
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,718
No, you look terrible.
You should get some sleep.
667
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,393
I've never seen you look so bad.
668
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,392
- What are you doing?
- I was being supportive.
669
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,800
- You're done for the night.
- Good night.
670
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,190
- Sorry.
671
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,477
"I can't make it. Sorry.
672
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,995
"Swing by my place around midnight."
673
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,230
Is this okay with you?
674
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,714
- He's working hard.
- On a Sunday?
675
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,710
Yeah, on a Sunday.
676
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,473
We've all been working all weekend.
677
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,076
And Don's been helping out
and it's not even his show.
678
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,309
- What are you trying to say?
- Nothing. I'm sorry.
679
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,517
What are you trying to say?
680
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,399
- In a year you've gone nowhere.
- Wait, that's...
681
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,836
This is exactly what it was like when the two
of you started dating.
682
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,320
"Swing by around midnight."
683
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,153
I'm not saying he needs to take a knee,
684
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,640
- but holy cow, how many times...
- I get it.
685
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,716
- Do you?
- Yes.
686
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,790
- Maggie.
- Stop.
687
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,236
- It's hard to watch you...
- It's hard to watch you!
688
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,719
What does that mean?
689
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:11,916
Nothing.
690
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,880
What did it mean?
691
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,759
The night you and Jim got back together.
692
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,232
When he came to our place to see me?
693
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:27,989
- Lisa.
- What?
694
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,112
I don't...
695
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,755
Don's not sure he was there to see you.
696
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,115
What are you talking about?
697
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:37,949
- Nothing.
- What?
698
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,235
- I'm wrong.
- What do you mean
699
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,913
he might not have been there to see me?
700
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,516
You kissed him and you pulled him
out the door
701
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,035
before he finished his sentence.
702
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,789
- I have to go.
- No, Lisa.
703
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,952
- No, it's okay.
- No, I'm sure I'm wrong.
704
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,714
- I forgot I have to be at a place.
- Lisa!
705
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,315
Lisa! Lisa! Oh!
706
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,156
Are you fucking kidding me?
707
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,675
To the left is this famous brownstone
708
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,834
where Carrie Bradshaw lived, loved, and lost.
709
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,798
Thanks to Carrie, we all got to live
710
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,112
the typical life of a single woman
in New York City.
711
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,516
Hey!
712
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,193
No, you didn't!
713
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,273
I'm a typical single woman in New York City!
714
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,871
I don't wear heels to work
because the typical woman's job
715
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,680
doesn't exclusively involve gallery openings.
716
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,437
And I know Carrie must have made boatloads
writing her 800-word column for a newspaper
717
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,433
no one's ever heard of,
but I just spent my last $7
718
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,954
having a fight with my best friend
719
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,756
who, by the way, is not available at 3:00 p.m.
on a Wednesday
720
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:01,119
to console me about some guy,
because she, too, has a job.
721
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,237
- And mostly, when you fall
722
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,595
for a guy and he's going out
723
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,514
with your best friend, it doesn't work out.
724
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,399
Things get really bad!
725
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,720
Maggie?
726
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,031
Oh, no.
727
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,354
I was just...
728
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,036
I was talking about other people.
729
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,390
Stay right there.
730
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,551
- Maggie, wait! Let me off!
731
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,632
Excuse me.
732
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,478
I'm with Lisa.
733
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,000
I know.
734
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,436
And you're with Don.
735
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,960
I don't know if I want to be.
736
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,518
If Don had committed to you?
737
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,118
- He didn't.
- But if he did?
738
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,439
Then neither of us would be standing here.
739
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,992
You should get some sleep.
740
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,032
You, too.
741
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,160
I have to talk to Don.
742
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,390
During Tea Party rallies
and campaign speeches,
743
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,518
we've been told that America
was founded as a Christian nation
744
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,310
and that if the Founding Fathers
were here today, they'd tell us so.
745
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,960
Here's John Adams in the Treaty of Tripoli,
746
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,680
"As the government
of the United States is not,
747
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,719
"in any sense, founded on
the Christian religion."
748
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,833
And here's Thomas Jefferson,
749
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,709
"That our civil rights have no dependence
on our religious opinions."
750
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,311
And here's the First Amendment
to the US Constitution,
751
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,390
"Congress shall make no law respecting
an establishment of religion."
752
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,639
What's more frightening
than the perversion of our great history
753
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,030
is that sensible, smart, strong Republicans,
754
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:15,080
the very men and women who should be
standing up to radical fundamentalism,
755
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,631
are so frightened of losing primary battles
756
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,872
to religious zealots
that they've thrown in the towel on sanity.
757
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,594
So we get this.
758
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,356
Yes, the Constitution established
759
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,070
the United States of America
as a Christian nation.
760
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:32,074
It's ironic because the biggest enemy
of the phony Republican
761
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,312
isn't Nancy Pelosi, or Harry Reid,
762
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,312
or Hillary Clinton, or Barack Obama,
763
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,911
it's this man.
764
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,880
He said, "Heal the sick, feed the hungry,
765
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:46,000
"care for the weakest among us,
and always pray in private."
766
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,431
"It's been over a year.
767
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,671
"I'm not your midnight girl."
768
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,514
Midnight thing.
769
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,831
Ugh. Midnight piece of ass.
770
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,355
Midnight girl.
771
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,433
"I'm not your midnight girl."
772
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,357
Not a midnight girl?
773
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,510
Your midnight girl?
774
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,040
Hi.
775
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,237
Don't say anything. Just let me talk.
776
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,152
Okay.
777
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,430
Hang on.
778
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,440
"Don, I was disappointed and embarrassed..."
779
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,318
Do you wanna come in?
780
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,558
Okay.
781
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,674
"Don, I was disappointed and..."
782
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,639
What's happening now?
783
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,879
I'm asking you to move in with me.
784
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,676
This is a key.
785
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,798
I already have a key.
786
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,273
This one's in a box.
787
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,712
I badly want to make this work.
788
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,751
Hi, you've reached
the voicemail of Maggie Jordan.
789
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,399
I can't get to the phone right now,
790
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,314
but please leave a message
and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
791
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,952
The idea of strict
or absolute separation of church and state
792
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,431
is not and never was the American model.
793
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,676
You ready?
794
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,195
Now it's a model used in
countries like Turkey and France.
795
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,753
- Good evening.
- Evening.
796
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,709
- Will, good to see you up and about.
- Thank you.
797
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,439
Thank you for the gift basket.
798
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,920
The Tabasco and cayenne pepper.
799
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,190
I'm crazy about your sense of humor.
800
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,270
I thought you'd appreciate it.
801
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,040
And you have a body that refuses to quit.
802
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,715
If Playboy ever
decided to do a "Women of NASDAQ" layout...
803
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,911
Reese tells me you were high on the air
804
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,993
while reporting on the death
of Osama bin Laden.
805
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,160
It would be a tasteful layout,
806
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,118
like, "Ooh, I dropped my quarterly
stockholders report."
807
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,032
You were high on the air?
808
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,157
Now, how would you know that, Reese?
809
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,835
Will, were you high on the air
810
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,832
the night we killed bin Laden?
811
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,112
I was.
812
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,589
- You're admitting it?
- Could not feel my face.
813
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,353
Well...
814
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,840
You were very good.
815
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,116
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, and you're fired.
816
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,317
- You can't fire him.
- Yet I just did.
817
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,757
Okay, but if you do, your son's going to jail
for a little while.
818
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,317
- What the hell are you talking about?
819
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,039
- You hacked my phone.
- No, I didn't.
820
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,680
This will go a lot faster
if you'd just say, "Yes, I did."
821
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,234
- I didn't.
- We have a show in an hour.
822
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,960
- And you're fired, too.
- Why is she saying you hacked...
823
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,952
- Desperation.
- You hacked her phone
824
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,113
and you deleted the message from Will
where he said he was high.
825
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,316
You got some proof?
826
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,039
That's how Nina Howard knew
that Will was high.
827
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,794
- You got proof?
- Solomon Hancock.
828
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,714
He's an NSA analyst
who was giving me information
829
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,917
about illegal domestic surveillance.
830
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,074
He jumped off the Queensboro Bridge
four days ago.
831
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,955
But before he did, he had this envelope
sent to me.
832
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,478
It's a record of Reese
ordering hacking of phones
833
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,233
belonging to MacKenzie McHale,
834
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,915
Howard Stern, Casey Anthony's lawyers,
835
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,311
and relatives of hostages
killed by Somali pirates.
836
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,839
It's all here.
837
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,235
Leona, didn't you ever ask how TMI!
838
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,232
got some of the information it published?
839
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,994
- I just assumed they made it up.
- They do, most of the time,
840
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,473
but Nina didn't make this up.
841
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,916
In this case, I thought
that someone on the staff...
842
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,719
There's a transcript in this envelope.
843
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,473
Did you order hacking?
844
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,914
Reese?
845
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,913
I ordered that the magazine stay competitive.
846
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,434
Answer the question. Did you order...
847
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,513
Yes. All right? I did.
848
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,956
Are you out of your mind? That's a felony.
849
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,599
This is how the tabloid world works
850
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,116
and that magazine turns a profit in
a competitive market.
851
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,113
And, by the way, this is what you wanted.
852
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:25,760
No, it's not.
853
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:30,232
It is not remotely what I wanted, ever.
854
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,750
Good enough?
855
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,034
Yes, of course.
856
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,998
I don't give a shit. Hand it to the FBI.
857
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,878
I'll go to jail before I'm blackmailed.
858
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,680
- You're not going to jail.
- I'm not being fucking blackmailed.
859
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,797
You get your lawyers, I'll get mine.
860
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,678
Leona, you're one of us. You know you are.
861
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,230
Stand for something.
862
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,710
These guys do.
They were willing to lose their jobs.
863
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,270
This guy does. He jumped off a bridge.
864
00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:02,359
They're lying, Leona. They're just lying.
865
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,511
A bunch of fatuous, mean-spirited bigots
866
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,914
screaming platitudes about
what America stands for.
867
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,240
Let's show 'em what we won't stand for.
868
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,515
Let's do the news. You and me.
869
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,840
And what about this and the tape?
870
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,912
You're gonna kill the story about Will.
871
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,673
Ours was the best coverage of the night
872
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,991
and Will anchored it beautifully.
873
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,355
No more tabloid stories,
874
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:33,635
and I'm gonna make it easy for you
875
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,120
because you're shutting down your tabloid.
876
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,429
You want me to shut down a profit center?
877
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:40,036
You reported $14 billion
of net revenue last year.
878
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,077
You won't miss the $80 million from TMI!
879
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,277
And what reason do we give publicly?
880
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,000
You don't fancy yourselves
the owner of a whore house.
881
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,992
You'll get terrific press.
882
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,198
You know me well enough to know
I do not negotiate like this.
883
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,989
This wasn't a negotiation.
884
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,033
They're gonna do their show.
885
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,759
You think about it.
886
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:06,391
And whatever happens next happens next.
887
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,560
Give six months' salary
to a school or something.
888
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,630
Will.
889
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,877
Don't shoot and miss.
890
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,593
Lucky for Will he's got
the aim of a sharpshooter
891
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,354
who's been trained to shoot
and hit the target that...
892
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,433
- You can't just start to say something with...
- I know, I'm sorry.
893
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,840
We don't have to lay down for this.
894
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,440
Oh, God.
895
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,160
What?
896
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,558
It's a recipe for beef stew.
897
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,597
You can't announce your
intention to not pay your bills
898
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,797
and then expect to keep your credit rating.
899
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,030
Like petulant children, the Tea Party
900
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,079
took the economy hostage
and then bragged about it.
901
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,674
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell
902
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,035
to the Washington Post,
903
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,793
"I think some of our members
may have thought
904
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,109
"the default issue was a hostage
905
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,998
"you might take a chance at shooting,"
he said.
906
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,719
"Most of us didn't think that.
907
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,160
"What we did learn is this.
908
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,278
"It's a hostage worth ransoming."
909
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,360
Will?
910
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,830
We'll be right back.
911
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,195
2:30 back.
912
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,760
- Nice.
- Bring it home.
913
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,111
Who is the girl sitting
in the back of the newsroom?
914
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,156
I don't know. Listen...
915
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,232
She's been sitting there all day
and all through the broadcast,
916
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:42,436
and I feel like I know her.
917
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,752
Yeah. "The greater fool"
is actually an economic term.
918
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,958
- It's a patsy.
- Thanks for that.
919
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,475
For the rest of us to profit,
we need a greater fool,
920
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:53,597
someone who will buy long and sell short.
921
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,630
Most people spend their lives
trying not to be the greater fool.
922
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,155
We toss him the hot potato.
923
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,755
We dive for his seat when the music stops.
924
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,837
The greater fool is someone
with the perfect blend
925
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,798
of self-delusion and ego
926
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,118
to think that he can succeed
where others have failed.
927
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,276
This whole country
was made by greater fools.
928
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,753
You're staying?
929
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,629
Forty-five seconds back.
930
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,439
- Hey, Joey.
- Yes, ma'am.
931
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,997
Back in the A block, did you hear the sound
go out after...
932
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,073
Did I hear the sound go out after what?
933
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,556
Mac?
934
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,478
- What was the rest of the message?
- What?
935
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,280
"I'm not just saying this because I'm high."
936
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:57,760
Saying what?
937
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,911
What was the rest of the message?
938
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,870
Hmm.
939
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,474
What was the rest of the message?
940
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:04,590
Ten seconds.
941
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,870
Ten seconds.
942
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,958
In three, two...
943
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,239
Ideological purity,
944
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,754
compromise as weakness,
945
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,116
a fundamentalist belief
in scriptural literalism,
946
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,318
denying science, unmoved by facts,
947
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,193
undeterred by new information,
948
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,033
a hostile fear of progress,
949
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,032
a demonization of education,
950
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,391
a need to control women's bodies,
951
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,960
severe xenophobia,
952
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,680
tribal mentality, intolerance of dissent,
953
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:46,197
and a pathological hatred
of the US government.
954
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,437
They can call themselves the Tea Party.
955
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,637
They can call themselves conservatives.
956
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:53,076
And they can even
call themselves Republicans,
957
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,197
though Republicans certainly shouldn't.
958
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,512
But we should call them what they are.
959
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,990
The American Taliban.
960
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:05,195
And the American Taliban cannot survive
if Dorothy Cooper is allowed to vote.
961
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,000
Terry Smith is coming up next
with The Capitol Report.
962
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,630
This is News Night.
I'm Will McAvoy. Good night.
963
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,680
We're clear.
964
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,599
Good job.
965
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,634
- I heard you were staying.
- Yes.
966
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,154
Yeah, I will still be working here,
967
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:39,880
- as will you, and I am mortified.
968
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,872
We will both be working here,
but we will never speak
969
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,111
or make eye contact ever again starting now.
970
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:46,232
I don't think that's realistic.
971
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,120
I just turned down $4 million a year
972
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,398
so that I can try to do some good
by reporting the news.
973
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,434
Do I sound like someone
who's living in the world of the realistic?
974
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,870
- It's really...
- Starting now.
975
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,120
I gotta get ready for the 10:00.
976
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,839
- See you at Hang Chew's?
- Yeah.
977
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,349
Mmm.
978
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,189
- Hello.
- Hey.
979
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,634
I can't be sure, but I think you're avoiding me.
980
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,358
Lisa said you guys had a good talk.
981
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,840
Yeah.
982
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,639
She asked me who I really came to see
983
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:34,677
that night we got back together.
984
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:38,630
And you lied to her.
985
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,558
You made her very happy.
986
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,757
I figured when you didn't
answer your phone...
987
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,992
You knew Don was asking me?
988
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:49,390
Yeah.
989
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,112
- You're a good guy.
- So is Don.
990
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,632
- Jim...
- You know, I'm not done with that NSA story.
991
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,520
I'm gonna make sure Hancock
isn't dead for nothing.
992
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,074
What did the rest of the message say?
993
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,994
I honestly don't remember.
994
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,793
Did you know that Maggie and Don
are moving in together,
995
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,076
even though Maggie should be with Jim
and Don should be with Sloan?
996
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,119
How many lives must you ruin before you'll
get out of the life-ruining business?
997
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,520
It's a cautionary tale.
998
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,035
Maggie is now with the wrong man.
999
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,680
- It's not gonna last.
- Because true love always wins?
1000
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,479
Yeah.
1001
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,833
It was a hallucination.
1002
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,192
I got asked the question at Northwestern,
1003
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,476
"What makes America the greatest country
in the world?"
1004
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,120
There was a woman who looked like you
sitting in the audience.
1005
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,431
There were a lot of lights
and a lot of noise in my head,
1006
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,432
and I could have sworn that the woman
1007
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:48,556
who looked like you
1008
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,036
was holding up a pad.
1009
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,794
- It was you?
- Yep.
1010
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,872
- It was you?
- Yeah.
1011
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,275
You're melting now, aren't you?
1012
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:14,235
Your heart is full.
1013
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,115
Just say what you're feeling.
1014
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,915
Why the fuck didn't you tell me?
1015
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,879
I was waiting for the right time!
1016
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,031
Fifteen months ago was the right time.
1017
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,190
It was you!
1018
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,511
No, it was you, Billy.
1019
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,592
I was just producing.
1020
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:41,280
What did the rest of the message say?
1021
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,349
There's a girl sitting in the newsroom.
1022
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,671
- Don't worry about her.
- No, she looks familiar to me.
1023
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,558
She's applying for an internship.
She's been waiting all day.
1024
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,553
- Why does she look familiar?
- Excuse us.
1025
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,956
I'll be in the conference room.
1026
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,351
What can I do for you?
1027
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,591
Tell him, Columbo.
1028
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,594
I went on the message board
1029
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,034
and posted that I'd been caught
1030
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,316
and that I was now being used
as an FBI informant.
1031
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,393
I did this in the hope
of smoking out the real culprit because,
1032
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:14,880
you see, the only thing these people cherish
1033
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,553
more than anonymity is worldwide fame.
1034
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,758
So by both taking credit and implying
we'd been defeated by...
1035
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,116
- What happened?
- You got 100 new death threats.
1036
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,557
- A hundred?
- Really more a protest than a threat.
1037
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,200
- Is that how the insurance company sees it?
- No.
1038
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:29,356
- No. So we're still...
- Yeah.
1039
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,397
- It was over and now it's...
- Yeah.
1040
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,312
Well, I'm glad you two are on the case.
1041
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,078
Who is the girl who is applying
to the internship?
1042
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,833
She looks so familiar to me.
1043
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:43,391
I'll tell you who she looks like.
She looks exactly like...
1044
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,275
- Good show.
- I don't care.
1045
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:50,840
Okay.
1046
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:54,519
- Sorority girl!
- Don't be scared.
1047
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,200
- You're the girl, right?
- I'm Jennifer Johnson.
1048
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,158
- Just graduated Northwestern?
- Stay calm.
1049
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:01,357
- A year early.
- You asked me that moronic question
1050
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,472
and then my world came apart
and she came here
1051
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,234
and I landed in the tabloids
and I got death threats
1052
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,238
and my job is constantly in jeopardy
1053
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:09,476
and you ruined my life?
1054
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,473
- Again, just stay calm.
- Yes, that was me.
1055
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:14,750
What the hell are you doing here?
1056
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,832
- I'm applying for an internship.
- Why?
1057
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,277
I watch the show
and I read the New York Magazine article
1058
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,670
and I know what a greater fool is.
1059
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,354
And I want to be one.
1060
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,875
Camelot, she's the kid at the end of Camelot.
1061
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,840
Ask me again.
1062
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,270
I'm sorry?
1063
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,670
Ask me your idiot question again.
1064
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,314
What makes America the greatest country
in the world?
1065
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:56,995
You do.
1066
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:00,750
Hire her.
1067
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,039
What did the rest of the message...
1068
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,640
Screw it.
1069
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,872
I'll just feed him another 10 cookies.
1070
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,553
Welcome to News Night.
1071
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,197
- A hundred more death threats.
- Yeah.
1072
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,159
- But we're pretty sure they're not serious.
- Not these hundred.
1073
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,756
But after tonight, I expect the next hundred
will be very serious.
1074
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,275
What do you protect me for?
1075
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,676
1,700 a week plus health and dental.
1076
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:34,355
I wouldn't take a bullet for 1,700 a week.
1077
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,035
Me neither, pal. So I've learned how to duck.
1078
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,356
Hey, it's me, Will.
1079
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,837
Listen, I swear I'm not
saying this because I'm high.
1080
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,877
If the answer is no, then just do me a favor
1081
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,873
and don't call me back
or bring it up or anything.
1082
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,873
But I have to tell you, I mean, after tonight,
1083
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,031
I really want to tell you
that I've never stopped...