1 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:18,017 2 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:30,238 [ Congregation ] 3 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:33,282 4 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:39,539 5 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,667 6 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:45,795 7 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,715 8 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:52,218 9 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:56,973 10 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,058 11 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:03,855 12 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:11,070 13 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:17,076 14 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,330 [ Thumping, Clattering ] 15 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,083 [ Chattering ] 16 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:40,224 [ Laughter ] 17 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,020 [ Laughter Continues ] 18 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,980 [ Chattering ] 19 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:37,824 - Get that trunk out of the way! - Hey! Hey! 20 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,499 Machin, you bloody shag! 21 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,502 [ Boy ] Where's my hockey stick? 22 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,088 Oi! Where's my hockey stick? 23 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:56,676 Run in the corridor! Run! 24 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,096 [ Boy ] Biles, you freak, where are you? 25 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:13,526 Excuse me. I can't see my name. I’m new. 26 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,571 You don't speak to us. You're a scum, aren't you? 27 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,031 - I don't know. - Of course he's a scum. 28 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,534 You're blocking my view, scum. 29 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:25,288 [ Man ] Scum! 30 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:43,014 Biles, Markland. 31 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:49,312 Biles, take these to my study. 32 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,981 And this. 33 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,983 And watch those eggs. 34 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:58,487 Markland, warm a lavatory seat for me. I’ll be ready in three minutes. 35 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:06,120 - And who are you? - Please, sir, I’m Jute. 36 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,205 Are you indeed? 37 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,375 Brunning! 38 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,591 This is Jute. 39 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,302 You're Jute's bumf tutor. Take him to the sweat room. 40 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,764 And, Jute. 41 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,849 You don't call me "sir." 42 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,772 Run! Run in the corridor! 43 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:35,650 [ Shouting, Grunting ] 44 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,615 No! Mercy! Plead mercy! 45 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,618 [ Banging ] 46 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:48,955 [ Boy Groaning ] 47 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,167 [ Brunning ] Jute! 48 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,128 Here. Jute. 49 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,805 This is your place. Books and magazines here. 50 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,807 Food in the locker. 51 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:10,726 Pinups over here, okay? 52 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,480 Silence in the sweat room! 53 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,482 [ Chattering Stops ] 54 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:20,361 I would Iike to remind the sweat room that no tinned or potted foods are allowed... 55 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:23,322 except tinned fruit and baked beans without meat. 56 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,408 - [ Boys Groaning ] - Shut up! 57 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,661 Duty scumming list now up. 58 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,664 Junior table and exercise list up in five minutes. 59 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,417 Get on with it. 60 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:41,924 - [ Door Slams ] - 61 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,727 - Come on up, Bobby. - We want to stroke you. 62 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:56,647 You two! Get upstairs and behave yourselves. 63 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:59,358 And you, Philips, stop tarting. 64 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:01,610 I’m not tarting. 65 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,696 You need a haircut. 66 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:15,875 Right! Get a move on. You've got 30 minutes to get out and get your trunks up into the loft. 67 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,377 68 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:21,630 God. It's Guy Fawkes back again. 69 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,966 - Hello, Michael. - Hello, Mick. 70 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,776 You've got 29 minutes left. 71 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,778 Oh, can it, bog face. 72 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,030 Lay off it, Stephans. You're monotonous already. 73 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,115 Being lippy, Knightly? 74 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,496 Tidy this disgusting mess. 75 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,669 What the hell’s that? 76 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:09,095 Hey! Peanuts has come back with a bloody ray gun. 77 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,097 It’s a bloody ray gun. 78 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:15,101 God, Stephans, you're so ignorant. Anyone can see it's a shag spot burner. 79 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,603 Clear your face up in a couple of seconds. 80 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:21,273 Actually, it's a six-inch standard reflecting telescope. 81 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,359 Well, get it out of here. 82 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,780 KnightIy, stop preening yourself in that mirror. 83 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,533 Preen, preen, preen and pride. 84 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:46,090 Travis, you're in the house. 85 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,175 Take that crap off! 86 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,642 [ Shouting ] 87 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,644 Go on! Catch him. 88 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,646 [ Door Slams ] 89 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,983 - Travis! - Sorry, Denson. 90 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,936 [ Sighs ] 91 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,693 God, you're ugly. You look evil. 92 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:52,573 Yeah. My face is a never-fading source of wonder to me. 93 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,161 What did you grow it for? 94 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,163 To hide my sins. 95 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,924 [ Man ] Scum! 96 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,384 [ Running Footsteps ] 97 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,765 What do you think of him? 98 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,646 Fantastic. 99 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,398 Put him right in the middle. 100 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,506 Fantastic. 101 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:58,389 Do you know what I did this summer? Built a hut in the woods. 102 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:03,018 Lived there for three weeks by myself, till I ran out of food. 103 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,603 [ Chuckling ] 104 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:08,274 It was an experiment in asceticism. 105 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,527 Penetrating the inner core of my being. 106 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,947 You do anything good? 107 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,949 I... 108 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,661 met this fantastic bird in the East End, went round all the pubs. 109 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,871 You ever been to those pubs? 110 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,708 You should see those old loves dancing... 111 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,960 showing their knickers. 112 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:31,171 - Take 'em off near the end. - [ Chuckling ] 113 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:35,050 She had a weird religion - only kiss on Thursdays. 114 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,052 [ Chuckles ] 115 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,472 Took me home to meet her mum and dad. Well, that finished it. 116 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,225 Practically married us off, they did, over the Sunday joint. 117 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,478 [ Bell Ringing ] 118 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:51,400 When do we live? That's what I want to know. 119 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,527 [ Ringing Continues ] 120 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,415 - Wally! - Hey, Wallace! Wally-Bum, come with us. 121 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,468 Come on. We're gonna have our tiny parts inspected. 122 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:20,179 Here, he's not wearing a vest already, is he? 123 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:24,350 Pass the message down to Biles: Biles, why are you a freak? 124 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:30,022 Biles, why are you a freak? 125 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,107 Shag off, you creeps! 126 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,279 - Shh! - [ Chattering Stops ] 127 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:46,205 Now listen. You've got to know all the seniors' names. Ask me who someone is. 128 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:49,249 Brunning, damn you! Stop talking! 129 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,740 [ Clears Throat ] 130 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:25,035 This term I’ve just one thing to say to you. 131 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,746 One rule. 132 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,582 Follow it, and you won't go wrong. 133 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,626 And it is this: 134 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,628 Work... 135 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,755 play... 136 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,007 but don't mix the two. 137 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:43,679 Perhaps some of you new boys are a little bewildered... 138 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,891 by the rapid succession of events which has overtaken you since your arrival. 139 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,769 But you'll soon find your way about. 140 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:55,190 Just remember that life here is a matter of give and take. 141 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,777 We are your new family... 142 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:02,948 and you must expect the rough-and-tumble that goes with any family life. 143 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,701 We're all here to help each other. 144 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,454 You will find here in College House... 145 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:12,708 a discipline not only to help others, but also to help yourselves. 146 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:17,796 Help the house, and you will be helped by the house. 147 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:26,013 Now I’d like to extend a warm welcome to our new undermaster, Mr. Thomas. 148 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,599 I’m sure you'll all help him to find his feet. 149 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,146 Last summer... 150 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:38,400 this house got itself a reputation for being disgustingly slack. 151 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,029 This term, things are going to be different. 152 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,157 If there's any repetition of that deplorable lack of spirit... 153 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,243 I shall come crashing down on offenders. 154 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,623 We don't intend to carry passengers. 155 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,001 I’d like to remind the house that it's winter term... 156 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,504 and that lockup is at 5:00 p.m. 157 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:02,674 Anyone leaving the house after that time must have a leave signed by a whip. 158 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,093 The town, of course, is out of bounds. 159 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,390 Line up in the usual way for medical inspection! 160 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,476 - [ Bell Dings ] - Line up here! - Alphabetical order! 161 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,561 - Stop talking! - Be quiet! 162 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,529 - Health certificate? Ringworm? - No. 163 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,531 - Ringworm? - Eye disease? V.D.? 164 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,574 - Eye disease? - Confirmation class? 165 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,576 - Confirmation class? Next. - Next. 166 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,829 - Next. - Confirmation class? Ringworm? 167 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,207 - No. - Eye disease? V.D.? 168 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,959 - Confirmation class? - No. 169 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,336 - Confirmation class? - Wake up, you! 170 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,922 - Next. - Certificate. 171 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,924 - Ringworm? Eye disease. - No. 172 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,009 - V.D.? Confirmation class? - Eye disease? 173 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,011 V.D.? Confirmation class? 174 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,721 - Ringworm? - Right. Next! 175 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:53,392 176 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,937 177 00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,148 - Quiet in the dormitory! - 178 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,150 - Quiet! - [ Groaning ] 179 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:06,863 Look at Fatso's blubber! It’s disgusting. It’s a disease. 180 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:10,158 - [ Chuckling ] - Christ! I’m infected. 181 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,786 I’ve got "elephantitis"! [ Shouting ] 182 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,164 [ Shouting ] 183 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:23,046 Come on. Get out of it. Get out. Get - 184 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,090 Come on. Move it. 185 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,759 Come on, Keating. Get out! 186 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,596 Fatso hasn't got elephantiasis. He's just a fat Jew. 187 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,598 Watch it, spotty. 188 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,517 You're not a whip yet. 189 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:39,187 Look, any more lip from you two, you'll be down for a cold shower. 190 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,529 Dormitory inspection in three minutes! 191 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,620 Central heating doesn't come this far, I’m afraid... 192 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,290 but the room itself is quite warm. 193 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,879 [ Clock Bells Chiming ] 194 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:15,223 It’s a little bare, but Mr. Britton made it very snug. 195 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:25,150 The marvelous thing is, you're completely quiet up here. 196 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,488 You can see the chapel spire when the leaves fall. 197 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,075 Have you a shilling? 198 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,997 Yes. 199 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,672 [ Clattering ] 200 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,591 Do come down and see us if you're at all lonely. 201 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,677 Thank you so much, Mrs. Kemp. 202 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,768 [ Denson, Barnes ] Junior dormitory inspection now! 203 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,274 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 204 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,416 - What's this? - My diary. 205 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,001 Well, keep it downstairs in the sweat room. 206 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:38,640 All right. Good standard, Machin. Keep it up. Good night. 207 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,143 [ Boys ] Good night. 208 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,894 [ Gargling ] 209 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,564 [ Stephans ] Come on, Travis. Stop showing off. 210 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:55,824 [ Denson, Barnes ] Senior dormitory inspection now! 211 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,177 - Good evening. - Evening. 212 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,694 Your hair's still long. Get it cut. 213 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,243 Otherwise, very good, Stephans. 214 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,704 Lights out in 30 seconds. 215 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,457 - Good night. - No talking. 216 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,710 - [ Whispering ] - Silence! 217 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,470 Jolly, jolly good, Stephans. 218 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:04,309 Jolly, jolly good, Stephans. Jolly, jolly good. 219 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:08,146 Oh, jolly, jolly good, Stephans. Jolly, jolly good. 220 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,066 You three had better watch it. 221 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,486 Don't push us, Stephans. The day's coming. 222 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,823 What day? 223 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:22,285 One night we're gonna massacre you, Stephans. I’ll do you for free. 224 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:26,373 [ Denson ] Townside windows and skylights open tonight! 225 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,960 [ Denson, Barnes ] Lights out! 226 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,469 [ Mick Whispering ] Stephans. 227 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:43,348 Whatever you're doing now, don't. 228 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,309 [ Stephans ] Quiet. 229 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:49,062 [ Wallace ] Hey, Peanuts. Peanuts. 230 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,190 - Is it true you've become a Buddhist? - [ Peanuts ] What? 231 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:57,320 [ Man ] Christ! Don't you know Buddhists believe in being immoral? 232 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,406 They worship sex. 233 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,160 [ Peanuts ] You mean Hindus. Hindus worship sex. 234 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,496 [ Stephans ] Shut up. Go to sleep. 235 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,459 [ Peanuts ] Paradise is for the blessed, not for the sex-obsessed. 236 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,847 - - 237 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,600 238 00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:31,229 239 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:36,568 240 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:41,865 241 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:46,578 242 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:51,499 243 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,920 244 00:20:55,004 --> 00:21:00,258 245 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,928 246 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,765 247 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:10,268 248 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:14,689 249 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:19,194 250 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:24,616 251 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,787 252 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:32,624 253 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:38,046 254 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,800 Let us pray. 255 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:14,124 I’ll do what I can. I can't promise anything. I’ll see if there's a space for you. 256 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,209 Ah, Rowntree! 257 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:22,841 That'll be all. Thank you, Finchley. I want to see all whips in my study after break. 258 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,385 - Right, sir. - Oh, how was India? Enjoy it? 259 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,846 - Jolly good. - Bridges. 260 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:31,141 Bridges, I shall be taking the modern sixth for business management this term. 261 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,518 - I hope you don't mind. - Yes. Yes, of course, Headmaster. 262 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,270 - Headmaster - - Just a moment, Kemp. 263 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,481 I’ve made it late school Thursdays, okay? Yes, Kemp. Sorry. 264 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:42,277 Headmaster, may the Dramatic Society use your study for their Monday readings? 265 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,697 Oh, well, I’ll have to come back to you on that one, Kemp. 266 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,074 Padre, that was a super voluntary you gave us this morning. 267 00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:50,952 - What was it, 18th century? - Buxtehude, Headmaster. 268 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,288 Really? Well, it was lovely. 269 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,876 [ Laughing ] 270 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,463 - Ah! - [ Loud Laughing ] 271 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,262 Here, you've heard what's happened to the orchestra this term. 272 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,681 No girls from Springfield. Complete ban. 273 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,725 Not fair. Why? 274 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:17,020 Oh, their breasts were getting too big. Temptations of the devil. 275 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,105 How will we survive? 276 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:23,568 Excuse me. Do you mind not picking your shag spots in here? 277 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,154 [ Laughing ] 278 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,740 I think it best if we ignore each other this term. 279 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:32,118 How the hell can we, with you spewing pus all over the room? 280 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,204 - You drips. - [ Mick Blows Raspberry ] 281 00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:36,206 Shut up, Travis. 282 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:38,208 283 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:41,586 284 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,422 285 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:48,468 286 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:54,307 Stupid, stupid 287 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,768 288 00:23:56,852 --> 00:24:00,188 Stupid, stupid 289 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,524 290 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:05,527 Your holiday essays. 291 00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:09,781 Graves - charming. 292 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,784 Keating - good. Making an effort at last. 293 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,578 Denson - bad. 294 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:18,206 Cox, Stephans - Distribute. 295 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:22,961 I’m afraid, Michael Travis, I lost your essay somewhere in the Mont Blanc Tunnel... 296 00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:25,296 but I’m sure it was good. 297 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:32,262 Right. [ Sighs ] 298 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:35,682 Europe in the 19th century and the growth of nationalism. 299 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,978 In studying the 19th century, one thing will be clear: 300 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,063 that the growth of technology - 301 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:45,900 telegraph, cheap newspapers, railways, transport - 302 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:49,487 is matched by a failure of imagination, Denson... 303 00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:52,907 a fatal inability to understand the meaning and consequences... 304 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:56,661 of all these levers, wires and railways. 305 00:24:56,745 --> 00:25:01,583 Climaxing in 1914 when the German kaiser is told by his generals... 306 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,793 that he cannot stop the war he has started... 307 00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:07,130 because it would spoil the railway timetables... 308 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:09,507 upon which victory depended. 309 00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,888 Or perhaps you fashionably and happily believe... 310 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:17,682 that it's all a simple matter of evil dictators... 311 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:21,144 rather than whole populations of evil people like... 312 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,147 ourselves? 313 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:31,779 Do you disagree? Don't you find this view of history facile? 314 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,283 No? 315 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,661 Do you have a view? 316 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:46,211 Well, if you insist on staring at me like a load of Christmas puddings... 317 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,254 you can at least write. 318 00:25:48,339 --> 00:25:53,593 Perhaps you'll allow me to teach you, Travis, to make drudgery divine. 319 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:57,639 It has been said of George the Third... 320 00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,225 that he was a mollusk who never found his rock. 321 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:07,774 Said by whom, uh, Travis? 322 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,904 Plumb. J.H. Plumb? 323 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,157 Possibly. 324 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:23,539 What were the failures of the British constitution and the political parties... 325 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:27,252 that prevented the mollusk king from finding his rock? 326 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,879 A 20-minute essay, uh, without notes. 327 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,638 What's a mollusk, for God's sake? 328 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:53,695 [ Chaplain ] Two triangles are congruent when one fits exactly over the other. 329 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:58,825 The sides of the one equal the sides of the other. 330 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:04,205 The angles of the one equal the angles of the other. 331 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:07,125 - Understand, Brunning? - Yes, sir. 332 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:09,460 Good! 333 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:14,549 Sine "A" equals B-C over A-B... 334 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:19,554 equals the perpendicular over the hypotenuse. 335 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,642 - Right, Jute? - Yes, sir. 336 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,355 [ Headmaster ] College is a symbol of many things - 337 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,985 scholarship, integrity in public office... 338 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:37,030 high standards in the television and entertainment worlds... 339 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:40,825 huge sacrifice in Britain's wars. 340 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,827 Eyes left! 341 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,168 Of course, some of our customs are silly. 342 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,253 You could say we were middle class. 343 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:57,175 But a large part of the population is in the process of becoming middle class... 344 00:27:57,301 --> 00:28:02,180 and many of the middle class's moral values are values that the country cannot do without. 345 00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:04,223 We must not expect to be thanked. 346 00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:08,686 Education in Britain is a nubile Cinderella... 347 00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:11,230 sparsely clad and much interfered with. 348 00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:13,358 [ Chuckling ] 349 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:16,527 Britain today is a powerhouse... 350 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:19,405 of ideas, experiment, imagination - 351 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:23,368 on everything from pop music to pig breeding... 352 00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:26,162 from atom power stations to miniskirts. 353 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:29,082 And that's the challenge we've got to meet. 354 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,168 There are boys in college... 355 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:35,713 in whom the muscles of creativeness are flexing... 356 00:28:35,798 --> 00:28:38,257 the pinions of imagination twitching. 357 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:42,303 That's what makes my job worth doing. 358 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:45,181 That's what makes college an exciting place. 359 00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:50,478 [ Objects Clattering, Clanging ] 360 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,738 - [ Brunning ] John Thomas. - [ Jute ] Tom Thomas. 361 00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:02,740 - The headmaster? - Flossie. 362 00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:05,410 - The chaplain? - Um, Chippy Wood. 363 00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:09,122 - No, it isn't, "Um, Chippy Wood." - It's Chippy Wood. 364 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:12,417 When Rowntree tests you, you've got to be word-perfect. 365 00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:16,295 Any "um-ing" and "er-ing," and you're done for. Now, the town, and no mistakes. 366 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,798 - Town girls. - Town tarts. 367 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,591 - Grammar school? - Smudges. 368 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:22,301 - All others? - Bloody oiks. 369 00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:25,221 Oiks! Listen. 370 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:29,600 You do realize it's not just a matter of knowing the answers. It’s how you say it. 371 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:32,728 - One word wrong, and you fail the whole test. - And we get beaten. 372 00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:34,814 And you have to take the test all over again. 373 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,692 Right. Raising boaters? 374 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:42,780 Boaters must be raised to masters, wives and friends of College. 375 00:29:42,865 --> 00:29:46,117 No! Masters, their wives and the friends of College. 376 00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:50,121 Masters, their wives and the friends of College. 377 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:56,294 I’m sorry, Brunning. 378 00:29:56,378 --> 00:30:00,631 - - 379 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:04,635 380 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:42,089 381 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,927 382 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,187 - [ Roaring ] - [ Shouting ] 383 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:02,485 [ Roaring ] 384 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:07,698 [ Shouting ] 385 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:12,119 Say it! Say it! 386 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,916 - Come on! To the loo! - Ready? Up. 387 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,753 [ Roaring ] 388 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,966 - You love this. You love it. - Little shit! 389 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:28,386 - All right. Get his trousers. - Get his trousers! 390 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:32,640 I’m eating him. I’m eating him. 391 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,725 Hold him! 392 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:37,728 - Oh, dirty! You've been dirty! - Dirty habits. 393 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,814 - All right! Let's wash him! - Wash him! 394 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,024 - Come on. Upsy-daisy. - 395 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:44,735 Up we go. 396 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:48,656 - [ Biles Screams ] No! - Oh, turn it up! 397 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,742 - We got it, Biles. - We're gonna clean him. 398 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:54,412 - [ Screams ] - How do you like that, Biles? 399 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:56,747 - Come on. - There we are. 400 00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:59,250 - You love it. - You like it. 401 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:03,421 [ All Shouting ] 402 00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:06,465 You're loving this, aren't you? Love it, Biles! You love it! 403 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:09,093 - Shut up! - You like it, don't you? Enjoying it. 404 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:12,471 - [ Screaming ] - [ Shouting Continues ] 405 00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:15,224 - Like that? - No! No! [ Screaming ] 406 00:32:15,309 --> 00:32:18,978 - [ Giggling ] - Come on. Let's go! 407 00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:21,981 Whoo! 408 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,946 [ Toilet Flushing ] 409 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,124 For God's sake, Biles. 410 00:32:57,225 --> 00:33:00,811 Excuse me, please. You're standing on my clothes. 411 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,855 [ Man ] Stand up. 412 00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:07,443 Fortissimo. All together. One! Two! Three! 413 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:11,739 414 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:15,409 415 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:20,790 - - I keep having them, sir - these thoughts. 416 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:25,544 - - What kind of thoughts? 417 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:29,256 - - Dirty thoughts. 418 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:32,677 - We all have temptations to withstand. - 419 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:34,679 It’s too strong for me, sir. 420 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:37,098 421 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:39,558 Fight the good fight, Stephans. 422 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:42,144 - - Yes, sir. 423 00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:45,189 424 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,030 [ All Shouting ] 425 00:33:53,115 --> 00:33:57,618 [ Man ] On, on, on, on, on, on, on! Feet, feet, feet! 426 00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:59,870 Ball! Ball, Jute! 427 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:03,249 It is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is! Feet, feet! 428 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:06,085 Get it out, lad! Better. Forward pass! 429 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:09,004 Forward pass! 430 00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:14,135 Go low! Go low! 431 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,220 Go low - Oh! 432 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,222 [ Boys Laughing ] 433 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:26,647 Travis, Cox, Graves. 434 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,737 Jackson, Pearce and Keating. 435 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:36,240 I've told all the boys it's going to be a white Christmas... 436 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:38,743 and I’m always right. 437 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:40,828 It’s my seaweed. 438 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:44,039 Fisher. 439 00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:46,041 Page. 440 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,648 [ Rowntree ] A bit closer. 441 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,569 Thank you, Philips. 442 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:17,031 - What are these? - Muffins. 443 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,451 I thought I specifically ordered crumpets. 444 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:23,287 I couldn't get any. I thought these would do. 445 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:25,998 - It's not up to you to think. - Sorry, Rowntree. 446 00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:28,292 Oh, go away. 447 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,336 Lazy sod. 448 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:37,802 - He gets a little lovelier each day. - Lazy little bugger. 449 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,804 I’ll swap you. 450 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:43,098 Ah, muffins. I like muffins. 451 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:47,394 You and your wholesome Bobby Philips - you're driving us all mad with jealousy. 452 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,980 Do you know what Partridge in Haig House said to me? 453 00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:54,735 He said, "Why don't you send Bobby Philips on a scum call to us one night... 454 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:57,780 and we'll send you our Taylor?" 455 00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,825 - Which one's Taylor? - You know, that little blond. [ Kisses ] 456 00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:04,787 - Oh, don't be disgusting. - What's the matter, Denson? Aren't you keen? 457 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:07,832 Denson's not Iike the rest of us. He's got standards. 458 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,376 - Purity, Denson. - [ Laughing ] 459 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:14,839 It’s just a matter of setting an example. If we can't set an example, who can? 460 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,924 That's why we're given our privileges. 461 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,676 Admirable sentiments. 462 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,179 Anyway, this homosexual flirtatiousness is so adolescent. 463 00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:24,598 [ Chuckling ] 464 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,435 Let's just see. 465 00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:39,530 - Philips! - Oh, for God's sake, Rowntree. 466 00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:44,118 [ Boys Giggling ] 467 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,329 [ Brunning ] Come on, Machin. We're waiting. 468 00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:49,874 Right. Biles's is ready. Here. 469 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:52,751 Both sides done. Okay. Okay, freak? 470 00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:54,753 Mmm. Lovely. 471 00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:57,798 Hey, watch mine. Big one in the middle. 472 00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,800 Hey. 473 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:05,222 Philips. Philips, you're wanted. Rowntree. 474 00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:08,267 - Yeah. Go, Philips. - [ Giggling ] 475 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,269 Mmm. Here. 476 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:13,230 Here. I’ll have some more then. 477 00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:25,242 Come in. 478 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:34,501 Well? 479 00:37:35,629 --> 00:37:38,088 You'll be scumming for Denson from now on. 480 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:41,467 All right with you, Richard? 481 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,932 Very well. You may go. 482 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:55,940 Say "thank you." 483 00:38:05,659 --> 00:38:07,993 Aries. That's Mick. 484 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,789 "No matter how strong the urge... 485 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:15,209 "resist any temptation to go into battle this month. 486 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:18,087 "Otherwise, you run the risk of not only being on the wrong side... 487 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:20,756 but possibly in the wrong war." 488 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,841 So now you know. 489 00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:27,471 The whole world will end very soon - 490 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:30,975 black, brittle bodies peeling into ash. 491 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,981 I’m going bald. 492 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:40,734 Must be something they put in the soup. 493 00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:45,030 I’ll Iook senile before I even leave this dump. 494 00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:47,032 [ Laughing ] 495 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,660 "My husband seems to feel it's all right... 496 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,996 "to make love anywhere in the house. 497 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,331 "I cannot agree. 498 00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:58,585 Surely the bedroom is the right and only place for this very private happening." 499 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:03,465 - [ Chuckling ] - Have I got bad breath? 500 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:06,760 [ Mick ] There's no such thing as a wrong war. 501 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:09,638 Violence and revolution... 502 00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:12,099 are the only pure acts. 503 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,768 Do you know, in Calcutta... 504 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,771 somebody dies of starvation every eight minutes? 505 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:21,233 Eight minutes is a long time. 506 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:24,319 Every morning I wake up dreaming I’ve got bad breath. 507 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:28,949 My whole body's rotting. 508 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:32,119 [ Mick ] War is the last possible creative act. 509 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,958 Isn't she beautiful? 510 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,960 Hello, sweetheart. 511 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:46,508 There's only one thing you can do with a girl like this. 512 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:50,387 Walk naked into the sea together as the sun sets... 513 00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:52,389 make love once... 514 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,809 then die. 515 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,771 Fantastic. 516 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:07,696 What makes me nervous about girls is you never know what they're thinking. 517 00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:09,740 I don't think they do think. 518 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,825 Hey! Quick! 519 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,674 You've been drinking alcohol. 520 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,676 No, we haven't. 521 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,931 - Where's the bottle? - What bottle? 522 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,143 Breathe. 523 00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:40,270 [ Exhales ] 524 00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:42,940 Stand up when a whip's in your study. 525 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,279 - [ Mick Clears Throat ] - Get your hands out of your pockets. 526 00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:54,284 Your hair's too long, all of you. 527 00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:57,037 You'll have a two-minute cold shower tomorrow morning. 528 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,040 What in hell are those? 529 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,961 They're my teeth. They're my good luck. 530 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:06,964 There's still blood on them. 531 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,550 They're a breeding ground for bacteria. 532 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,470 I’m confiscating them. 533 00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:18,225 You're a degenerate, Travis. 534 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:26,066 [ Bell Ringing ] 535 00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:31,071 [ Ringing Continues ] 536 00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:39,663 [ Ringing Stops ] 537 00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:11,486 [ Chattering ] 538 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:17,534 539 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,127 Right! Knightly, out. Wallace, get under. 540 00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:47,481 541 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:59,493 Right. Wallace, out. Travis, get in. 542 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,338 Go on. In the middle. 543 00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:15,509 Back a bit. 544 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,511 Forward a bit. 545 00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:48,208 My time's up, you bastard. 546 00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:52,379 Stay there till I get back. 547 00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:13,317 - - 548 00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:15,319 549 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:19,323 550 00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:22,909 551 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:26,496 552 00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:28,957 553 00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:33,920 554 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,509 [ Rowntree ] The book of Deuteronomy... 555 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:42,095 chapter four, the first verse. 556 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,098 "Now, therefore... 557 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,601 "hearken, O Israel... 558 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:51,688 "unto the statutes and unto the judgments which I teach you... 559 00:44:51,773 --> 00:44:56,276 "that ye may live and go in and possess the land... 560 00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:59,780 "which the Lord God of your fathers giveth unto you. 561 00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:03,575 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you... 562 00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:07,037 "neither shall ye diminish aught from it... 563 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:10,499 "that ye keep the commandments of the Lord, your God... 564 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:12,501 "which I command you. 565 00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:15,712 "Behold, I have taught you statutes and judgments... 566 00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:18,840 "even as the Lord, my God, commanded me. 567 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:22,886 "Keep, therefore, and do them... 568 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:27,641 "for this is your wisdom and your understanding in the sight of the nations... 569 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:31,770 "which shall hear all these statutes and say... 570 00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:36,483 'Surely this nation is a wise and understanding people."' 571 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:41,905 - Here endeth the lesson. - [ Whistle Blows ] 572 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:44,574 Right! Through vault. Biles! 573 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:46,993 Feet together! 574 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,329 Right. Good, good! 575 00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:53,750 It’s a through vault, Machin. Right! 576 00:45:53,835 --> 00:45:55,919 Come on, keep your head up! Head up! 577 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:59,673 Come on. More effort. More effort, Philips. Come on. 578 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,926 Need more push up. Good. 579 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,928 Jute, come on! 580 00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:07,431 - Come on, Jute. - [ Clapping Hands ] 581 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:09,516 Jute! Come on! 582 00:46:13,563 --> 00:46:16,565 All right. Right! All of you on your toes! Get your sweaters. 583 00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:18,817 [ Whistle Blows ] 584 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,160 Get your sweaters. 585 00:47:51,953 --> 00:47:54,621 [ Instructor ] Back to the house! Hup! Hup! Out you go! 586 00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:58,375 Hup, hup, hup, hup! Come on, Philips. 587 00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:00,919 Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 588 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:05,173 Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 589 00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:12,389 [ Grunts ] 590 00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:14,808 - [ Mocking Shout ] - [ Laughing ] 591 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:18,937 War! 592 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:24,776 War. Even to the knife! 593 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:27,529 [ Knightly ] England, awake! 594 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:29,948 [ Grunting ] 595 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:32,325 Give me another horse! 596 00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:35,579 We are not commons to you at all! 597 00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:39,749 - Some love England and have only yet - - Doomsday is near! Die, all, die! 598 00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:42,335 [ Shouting ] 599 00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:48,842 Death to tyrants! 600 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,928 What stands, if freedom falls? 601 00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:55,599 Who dies, if England lives? Aha! 602 00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:11,656 [ Shouts ] 603 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:27,047 Blood. 604 00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:29,049 Real blood! 605 00:49:30,051 --> 00:49:32,719 [ Chattering ] 606 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:05,043 - Water, Mrs. Kemp? - [ Water Pouring ] 607 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:07,420 Lovely day, Mrs. Kemp. 608 00:50:09,382 --> 00:50:12,300 Salt, Mrs. Kemp? Spring greens, Mrs. Kemp? 609 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:16,346 Dead man's leg today, Mrs. Kemp. 610 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:22,268 Do you need this, Mrs. Kemp? 611 00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:24,270 No, thank you. 612 00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:31,486 - [ Bell Dings ] - [ Rowntree ] Quiet! 613 00:50:33,489 --> 00:50:36,741 Cheering at College matches has degenerated completely. 614 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,036 This will cease. 615 00:50:40,121 --> 00:50:43,998 The house will attend the match this afternoon and cheer... 616 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:46,084 loudly. 617 00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:49,170 [ Cheering ] 618 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:13,611 Fight! Fight, fight! 619 00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:16,406 Fight, College! Fight! Fight! 620 00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:34,007 [ Tires Screech ] 621 00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:48,354 [ Horn Honks ] 622 00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:24,098 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 623 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:32,458 [ Engine Revving ] 624 00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:44,304 Stop! Bring it back now! 625 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:47,473 Stop! 626 00:53:49,602 --> 00:53:51,728 [ Whistles ] 627 00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:08,328 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 628 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:11,492 [ Knocks ] 629 00:56:22,296 --> 00:56:24,213 Yes? 630 00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,299 Two coffees, please. 631 00:56:27,968 --> 00:56:29,969 Black or white? 632 00:56:30,054 --> 00:56:31,971 White. 633 00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:35,725 [ Coffee Pouring ] 634 00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,645 Black. 635 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:15,431 Sugar. 636 00:57:54,888 --> 00:57:56,848 [ Coin Clinks ] 637 00:58:02,271 --> 00:58:04,981 - - 638 00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:38,890 Go on. Look at me. 639 00:58:40,893 --> 00:58:42,894 I’ll kill you. 640 00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:45,980 Look at my eyes. 641 00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:49,817 Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror... 642 00:58:49,902 --> 00:58:52,361 and my eyes get bigger and bigger. 643 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:55,364 And I'm like a tiger. 644 00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,451 I like tigers. 645 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,622 [ Growls ] 646 00:59:06,627 --> 00:59:08,711 [ Sniffing ] 647 00:59:13,926 --> 00:59:16,385 648 00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:21,807 [ Snarling ] 649 00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:31,651 [ Snarls ] 650 00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:54,590 [ Snarling ] 651 00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:58,261 652 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:18,864 I like Johnny. 653 01:00:22,661 --> 01:00:24,662 Scissors. 654 01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:26,706 Stone. 655 01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,208 Paper. 656 01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:31,711 Scissors. 657 01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:33,796 Stone. 658 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:38,551 Paper. 659 01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:42,471 - - 660 01:01:03,744 --> 01:01:05,536 661 01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:27,600 [ Dog Barking In Distance ] 662 01:01:44,618 --> 01:01:48,996 - Anything wrong? - No. It’s all right, sir. Just duty rounds. 663 01:01:49,081 --> 01:01:52,375 - You won't be long, will you, sir? - Sorry, Denson. I didn't know it was so late. 664 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:54,377 Good night, sir. 665 01:01:54,461 --> 01:01:56,754 Good night, Denson. 666 01:01:56,838 --> 01:01:59,298 [ Clock Chiming ] 667 01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:05,596 [ Philips ] You know, if I pass all the tests, I’m definitely going to California. 668 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,391 I’m going to be a criminal lawyer. 669 01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:11,060 Of course, it all takes about 20 years. 670 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:14,980 - We'll all be dead by then. - Well, I believe in having a goal. 671 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:17,066 That way you succeed. 672 01:02:19,486 --> 01:02:23,489 Actually, that's your trouble. You have no ambition. 673 01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:25,574 Oh, I know. 674 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:33,749 Is your mum coming for Founder's Day? 675 01:02:33,834 --> 01:02:37,837 Yes. She's bringing her new husband. My new dad. 676 01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:41,924 - What's he like? - Actually, I don't think they're married. 677 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:44,677 I don't care. 678 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:47,179 I don't mind at all about that sort of thing. 679 01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:51,434 I shouldn't mind, should I? 680 01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:53,477 - No. - [ Footsteps Approaching ] 681 01:02:53,562 --> 01:02:56,188 Oh, hell. I don't know. 682 01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:58,607 Quick! Out the back. 683 01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,693 That way. 684 01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:09,326 Can you explain yourself? 685 01:03:09,411 --> 01:03:12,371 - What are you up to? - Nothing. 686 01:03:13,457 --> 01:03:15,458 Who was with you? 687 01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:20,212 No one. 688 01:03:38,565 --> 01:03:42,026 - What did it feel like? - Like drowning. 689 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:52,119 What's the most horrible way to die? 690 01:03:52,204 --> 01:03:54,747 Getting a moth caught in your eardrum. 691 01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:57,458 You can hear it as it eats into your brain. 692 01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:59,585 [ Mick ] Being flayed alive. 693 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:02,880 That's what the Crusaders did to their enemies. 694 01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:07,593 Used to send the neatly folded skins back to their victims' wives. 695 01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:11,472 Cancer's worse. 696 01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:14,892 My mother took six months. 697 01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:23,150 [ Sighs ] The night's dead. 698 01:04:27,656 --> 01:04:29,949 You can hardly breathe outside. 699 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,329 The thing I’d really hate... 700 01:04:35,413 --> 01:04:38,958 is to have a nail bang through the back of my neck. 701 01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:42,086 Slowly. 702 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:50,052 I don't see what difference the speed makes. 703 01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:52,513 [ Laughing ] 704 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:54,598 The speed of the nail. 705 01:04:54,683 --> 01:04:56,976 [ Both Laughing ] 706 01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:04,483 The - The - The nail’s speed! 707 01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:08,279 - The nail’s speed. - [ Laughing ] 708 01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:17,496 The s-speed. [ Laughing ] 709 01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:29,091 Thank you, my dear. 710 01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:36,640 Of course, there's - there's always a lunatic fringe. 711 01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:39,184 There's a certain hard core in the studies. 712 01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:43,188 - Oh, dear. - Yes. 713 01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:49,612 I will have to deal firmly with it in certain instances. 714 01:05:49,696 --> 01:05:52,489 It may be necessary to make a few examples. 715 01:05:52,574 --> 01:05:54,867 The headmaster doesn't like too much thrashing. 716 01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:57,328 He wouldn't like College to get a reputation for decadence. 717 01:05:57,412 --> 01:06:00,497 - Hear! Hear! - Of course. Of course. 718 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:04,627 And the juniors. How are the juniors? 719 01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:06,920 On the whole, dull. 720 01:06:07,005 --> 01:06:10,883 - Oh, dear. - Of course, it's just a matter of proportion. 721 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:13,844 Unruly elements threaten the stability of the house. 722 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:16,972 It’s best to nip them in the bud. 723 01:06:18,266 --> 01:06:20,434 Yes. 724 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:23,771 Well, you - you must do what you think best. 725 01:06:23,855 --> 01:06:26,732 - [ All ] Thank you, sir. - Thank you, sir. 726 01:06:31,071 --> 01:06:36,033 [ Chorus ] 727 01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:39,578 728 01:06:39,663 --> 01:06:44,083 729 01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,502 730 01:06:46,586 --> 01:06:49,630 731 01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:53,509 The grace of our Lord, Jesus Christ... 732 01:06:53,593 --> 01:06:55,886 the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Ghost... 733 01:06:55,970 --> 01:06:57,888 be with us all evermore. 734 01:06:57,972 --> 01:06:59,682 - Amen. - [ All ] Amen. 735 01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:01,684 [ Man ] Senior table. 736 01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:03,769 [ Chattering ] 737 01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:07,231 [ Bell Dings ] 738 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:10,067 - Quiet. - [ Chattering Stops ] 739 01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:12,069 As soon as you've finished... 740 01:07:12,153 --> 01:07:15,698 juniors to the sweat room and seniors to their studies. 741 01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:17,866 And wait in silence. 742 01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:20,327 - Carry on. - [ Murmuring ] 743 01:07:22,122 --> 01:07:26,458 Fisher. That's your second bun! I saw you. Put it back! 744 01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:28,836 [ Chattering ] 745 01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:44,435 [ Denson ] Travis! 746 01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:46,437 Wallace! 747 01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:48,480 Knightly! 748 01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,667 Come in. 749 01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:23,849 Good evening. I imagine you know why you're here. 750 01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:28,103 No. 751 01:08:28,188 --> 01:08:30,272 For being a nuisance. 752 01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:32,274 A general nuisance in the house. 753 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:36,445 What do you mean, being a nuisance? What have we done? 754 01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:38,447 Done? 755 01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:42,534 It’s your general attitude. You know exactly what I mean. 756 01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:44,536 Attitude? 757 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,663 And we've decided to beat you for it. 758 01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:50,042 Stand up properly when the head of house addresses you. 759 01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:53,962 There's something indecent about you, Travis. 760 01:08:54,047 --> 01:08:56,215 The way you slouch about. 761 01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:59,009 You think we don't notice you with your hands in your pockets. 762 01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:01,303 The way you just sit there looking at everyone. 763 01:09:01,387 --> 01:09:04,556 You three have become a danger to the morale of the whole house. 764 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:08,310 [ Denson ] You can take that cheap little grin off your mouth! 765 01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:11,146 I serve the nation. 766 01:09:11,231 --> 01:09:14,608 You haven't the slightest idea what it means, have you? 767 01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:17,486 To you it's just one bloody joke. 768 01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:20,489 You mean that bit of wool on your tit? 769 01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:23,700 - Christ. - You're in the sixth form now. 770 01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:27,037 You should be prepared to set an example of responsibility. 771 01:09:27,121 --> 01:09:29,039 - You're a nuisance. - You're pathetic. 772 01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:31,083 And as such, you must be punished. 773 01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:34,127 Well, have you anything to say? 774 01:09:34,212 --> 01:09:36,213 Any of you? 775 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:40,759 Yes. I have. 776 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:44,680 The thing I hate about you, Rowntree... 777 01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:47,724 is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum... 778 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:50,519 and your best teddy bear to Oxfam... 779 01:09:50,603 --> 01:09:54,481 and expect us to lick your frigid fingers... 780 01:09:54,566 --> 01:09:56,733 for the rest of your frigid life. 781 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,573 Go down to the gym. 782 01:10:02,657 --> 01:10:04,616 Wait outside. 783 01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:48,160 [ Denson ] Wallace. 784 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:47,302 [ Blow Lands ] 785 01:11:51,516 --> 01:11:53,517 [ Rowntree ] Get up. 786 01:11:57,855 --> 01:11:59,856 [ Wallace ] Thank you, Rowntree. 787 01:12:09,534 --> 01:12:11,994 - Only four. - [ Denson ] Knightly. 788 01:12:12,078 --> 01:12:14,079 Done. 789 01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:39,021 - [ Blow Lands ] - Christ, that was a bit low. 790 01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:47,738 - [ Blow Lands ] - Hey, Mick. 791 01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:56,872 - [ Blow Lands ] - Blood? 792 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:59,041 Yeah. Blood. 793 01:13:03,463 --> 01:13:05,464 - [ Exhales ] - [ Blow Lands ] 794 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:11,720 [ Rowntree ] Get up. 795 01:13:17,477 --> 01:13:19,478 [ Knightly ] Thank you, Rowntree. 796 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:31,990 [ Denson ] Travis. 797 01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:47,839 [ Rowntree ] Get your coat off. 798 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,848 Go to the bars. 799 01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:12,697 Bend over. 800 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:53,405 [ Footsteps ] 801 01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:55,490 [ Mouths Words ] 802 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:13,717 [ Blow Lands ] 803 01:15:16,971 --> 01:15:18,930 Wait till you're told! 804 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,933 Get down. 805 01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:38,283 [ Blow Lands ] 806 01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:53,715 [ Footsteps ] 807 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:38,009 [ Blow Lands ] 808 01:16:47,979 --> 01:16:51,439 [ Exhales ] Get up. 809 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:35,400 - Thank you, Rowntree. - Thank you. 810 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:57,464 811 01:18:01,761 --> 01:18:05,722 [ Man Speaking Greek ] 812 01:18:09,226 --> 01:18:11,186 Thank you, Fortinbras. 813 01:18:11,270 --> 01:18:13,521 Translate, please. 814 01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:16,524 "'And do you not remember,' I said... 815 01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:19,319 "'that we also said that we must... 816 01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:21,780 "'conduct the children to war on horseback... 817 01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:23,782 "'to - to be spectators... 818 01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:26,868 "'and wherever it may be safe... 819 01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:30,163 "'bring them to the front and give them a taste of blood... 820 01:18:31,582 --> 01:18:33,583 as we do with, uh - "' 821 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:37,754 [ Speaks Greek ] 822 01:18:37,838 --> 01:18:40,715 Uh, "as we do with horses." 823 01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:45,387 A creditable guess, but no. 824 01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:47,430 Anyone else? 825 01:18:47,515 --> 01:18:49,933 A young she-goat? 826 01:18:51,644 --> 01:18:53,645 Look it up, Rowntree. 827 01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:03,363 [ Greek ] 828 01:19:03,447 --> 01:19:05,990 "A young dog. A whelp. Puppy." 829 01:20:34,079 --> 01:20:36,039 [ Rowntree ] For the first time in 13 years... 830 01:20:36,123 --> 01:20:41,336 College House has won the Bigley Memorial Marathon Chalice. 831 01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,796 [ All Cheering ] 832 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:47,550 [ Cheering Stops ] 833 01:20:47,635 --> 01:20:50,261 This house has seen great days. 834 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:52,263 It’s going to see them again. 835 01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:54,349 We're back on the right track at last. 836 01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:57,936 But I don't want you to think you can relax. 837 01:20:58,020 --> 01:21:00,271 It’s up to everyone to pull together. 838 01:21:01,273 --> 01:21:03,691 I want to see each one of you going all out. 839 01:21:05,069 --> 01:21:07,070 I know you've got it in you. 840 01:21:07,154 --> 01:21:10,114 So let's see College House back on top. 841 01:21:11,992 --> 01:21:14,244 All right. 842 01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:16,496 Right. House thump! 843 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:21,709 College House! College House! 844 01:21:21,794 --> 01:21:24,837 [ All Shouting ] 845 01:21:29,134 --> 01:21:31,636 [ Cheering ] 846 01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:37,141 [ Cheering Fades ] 847 01:22:00,332 --> 01:22:02,333 We're on our own now. 848 01:22:04,044 --> 01:22:05,461 What are we going to do? 849 01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:09,924 Trust me? 850 01:22:10,009 --> 01:22:12,343 Of course. 851 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:14,178 When are we going to do it? 852 01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:18,016 When I say. 853 01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:51,382 Death to the oppressor. 854 01:22:54,553 --> 01:22:56,554 The resistance. 855 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:01,809 Liberty. 856 01:23:03,687 --> 01:23:07,398 One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place. 857 01:23:15,407 --> 01:23:17,408 Real bullets. 858 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:26,876 859 01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:31,422 860 01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:35,843 861 01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:40,431 862 01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:43,685 863 01:23:43,769 --> 01:23:48,523 864 01:23:48,607 --> 01:23:52,276 865 01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:57,490 866 01:23:57,574 --> 01:24:00,576 867 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,126 868 01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:49,792 [ Dog Barking In Distance ] 869 01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:56,257 Space, you see, Michael, is all expanding... 870 01:24:56,341 --> 01:24:58,342 at the speed of light. 871 01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:03,055 It’s a mathematical certainty... 872 01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:06,350 that somewhere, among all those million of stars... 873 01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:09,437 there's another planet where they speak English. 874 01:25:27,414 --> 01:25:29,415 Have a look. 875 01:26:01,073 --> 01:26:03,950 [ Chaplain ] "The Son of God goes forth to war... 876 01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:07,036 a kingly crown to gain." 877 01:26:08,372 --> 01:26:10,665 We are all corrupt. 878 01:26:10,749 --> 01:26:12,667 We are all sinful. 879 01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:15,920 We are all meat to be punished. 880 01:26:17,256 --> 01:26:21,843 If a soldier doesn't do his duty, he expects to be punished. 881 01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:24,637 There are failures great and small... 882 01:26:24,721 --> 01:26:27,473 and there are punishments great and small. 883 01:26:27,558 --> 01:26:31,060 But there is one failure, one crime... 884 01:26:31,144 --> 01:26:33,771 one betrayal... 885 01:26:33,856 --> 01:26:36,649 that can never be forgiven. 886 01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:39,861 And that betrayal is called desertion. 887 01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:45,783 The deserter in the face of the enemy must expect to be shot. 888 01:26:47,578 --> 01:26:50,580 Jesus Christ is our commanding officer. 889 01:26:50,664 --> 01:26:54,959 And if we desert him, we can expect no mercy. 890 01:26:56,628 --> 01:27:01,757 And... we are all deserters. 891 01:27:02,801 --> 01:27:05,845 892 01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:11,976 893 01:28:06,698 --> 01:28:09,075 894 01:28:15,582 --> 01:28:18,709 - [ Footsteps Marching ] - 895 01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:40,898 [ Gunshots ] 896 01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:45,695 - [ Whistle Blows ] - [ Gunshots ] 897 01:28:50,075 --> 01:28:51,993 All right. Corporal, over here. 898 01:28:52,077 --> 01:28:53,995 That's our objective, where that tree is. Right. 899 01:28:54,079 --> 01:28:56,414 Listen, "D" Section. Come on. Listen. 900 01:28:56,498 --> 01:28:59,709 Hedge junction, 4:00, bushy top tree. 901 01:28:59,793 --> 01:29:02,003 We will attack and destroy that tree. 902 01:29:02,087 --> 01:29:04,922 Right. Bren gun left. Go on! Move! 903 01:29:09,261 --> 01:29:11,262 [ Machine Gun Fire ] 904 01:29:13,432 --> 01:29:15,683 [ Whistle Blows ] 905 01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:18,227 [ Machine Gun Fire Continues ] 906 01:29:26,778 --> 01:29:28,696 [ Man ] Single file! 907 01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:30,781 Single file! 908 01:29:32,534 --> 01:29:36,120 - [ Whistle Blows ] - [ Thomas ] Come on, Peter. Keep it up. 909 01:29:38,123 --> 01:29:40,082 Well done, that man on the Bren! 910 01:29:41,376 --> 01:29:43,919 [ Machine Gun Fire Continues ] 911 01:29:46,423 --> 01:29:49,925 [ Man ] Rabbit crawl all the way back to base! 912 01:29:50,010 --> 01:29:52,011 Rabbit crawl, man! 913 01:29:53,889 --> 01:30:09,695 [ Gunshots ] 914 01:30:13,784 --> 01:30:16,619 [ Man Screaming ] 915 01:30:18,288 --> 01:30:20,706 Stop. What are you doing? 916 01:30:20,791 --> 01:30:23,375 It's awful. You forgot to yell. 917 01:30:23,460 --> 01:30:25,419 The yell of hate. 918 01:30:25,504 --> 01:30:28,005 [ Screams ] 919 01:30:29,091 --> 01:30:31,008 It’s the yell that counts. 920 01:30:31,093 --> 01:30:33,719 Everybody back. At the double. 921 01:30:37,641 --> 01:30:39,642 Ready? Charge! 922 01:30:39,726 --> 01:30:42,144 [ All Screaming ] 923 01:30:44,397 --> 01:30:46,982 [ Bird Chirping ] 924 01:30:50,487 --> 01:30:52,738 [ Explosion ] 925 01:30:52,823 --> 01:30:54,782 Charge! 926 01:30:54,866 --> 01:30:56,867 [ All Shouting ] 927 01:31:00,330 --> 01:31:02,748 [ Machine Gun Fire ] 928 01:31:02,833 --> 01:31:07,503 [ All Shouting ] 929 01:31:11,424 --> 01:31:13,425 - [ Whistle Blows ] - [ Thomas ] Stop there. 930 01:31:13,510 --> 01:31:17,012 Get down! Get down! Get down! 931 01:31:23,687 --> 01:31:27,148 You're all dead. I’ve won. 932 01:31:28,692 --> 01:31:31,777 [ Man ] Sergeant's coming round. Re-form your men. 933 01:31:31,862 --> 01:31:34,029 "A" Company, get into line. 934 01:31:34,114 --> 01:31:36,031 Come on! Move! 935 01:31:41,705 --> 01:31:45,040 - [ Whistle Blows ] - [ Thomas ] All right, Denson. Bring your men over here. Hurry up. 936 01:31:46,084 --> 01:31:48,836 - Don't dawdle. Now march properly. - [ Man ] Left, right, left. 937 01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:52,131 - Left. Left. - [ Thomas ] That's right. Pick up a set. 938 01:31:53,717 --> 01:31:55,676 [ Man ] At the double. 939 01:31:58,805 --> 01:32:00,848 [ Thomas ] Get a move on. Don't hang around. 940 01:32:00,932 --> 01:32:03,601 - [ Man ] Hurry up. - [ Chaplain ] Who left his rifle here? 941 01:32:03,685 --> 01:32:05,936 [ Chattering ] 942 01:32:11,443 --> 01:32:14,528 [ Chaplain ] All right. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. 943 01:32:14,613 --> 01:32:17,323 "D" Section over here. This is an order. 944 01:32:17,407 --> 01:32:19,867 [ Man ] Put your rifles down and get over to the tea queue. 945 01:32:19,951 --> 01:32:21,911 Go on, you. Go on. Move. 946 01:32:23,038 --> 01:32:26,373 - All right, boy? - You keep going. 947 01:32:26,458 --> 01:32:28,876 That's the lad. 948 01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:32,004 [ Gunshots ] 949 01:32:32,088 --> 01:32:34,215 - [ Machine Gun Fire ] - Take cover! 950 01:32:35,133 --> 01:32:36,842 [ Chaplain ] Take cover! 951 01:32:36,927 --> 01:32:38,594 - [ Gunshots Continue ] - Who's there? 952 01:32:40,430 --> 01:32:42,348 Who's there? 953 01:32:42,432 --> 01:32:44,975 Show yourself, whoever you are! 954 01:32:45,060 --> 01:32:47,061 Come out of there! 955 01:32:56,446 --> 01:32:59,198 Empty those rifles at once. 956 01:32:59,282 --> 01:33:01,867 Hand over those rifles instantly! 957 01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:06,622 Come on. Hand them over. 958 01:33:20,178 --> 01:33:23,389 For the love of God, don't shoot! 959 01:33:27,519 --> 01:33:30,562 [ Whimpering ] No. No. No. 960 01:33:30,647 --> 01:33:32,648 [ Whimpering ] 961 01:33:34,317 --> 01:33:37,278 [ Screams ] 962 01:33:44,327 --> 01:33:46,328 I take this seriously. 963 01:33:47,497 --> 01:33:49,498 Very seriously indeed. 964 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:54,044 Reverend Woods might have been quite badly hurt. 965 01:33:54,129 --> 01:33:56,505 Do you realize that? 966 01:33:56,589 --> 01:34:01,176 Now I want you to apologize to him. Is that clear? 967 01:34:24,868 --> 01:34:28,704 Now, you mustn't think that I don't understand. 968 01:34:29,706 --> 01:34:34,293 It’s a natural characteristic of adolescence to want to proclaim individuality. 969 01:34:34,377 --> 01:34:36,462 There's nothing unhealthy about that. 970 01:34:36,546 --> 01:34:39,465 It’s a quite blameless form of existentialism. 971 01:34:40,508 --> 01:34:44,636 This, for instance, is what lies at the heart of the great hair problem. 972 01:34:45,722 --> 01:34:48,557 I think you boys know that I keep an open mind on most things. 973 01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:50,976 And of one thing I am certain: 974 01:34:51,061 --> 01:34:54,104 short hair is no indication of merit. 975 01:34:54,189 --> 01:34:56,148 So often I’ve noticed that... 976 01:34:56,232 --> 01:34:59,860 it's the hair rebels who step into the breach when there's a crisis... 977 01:34:59,944 --> 01:35:02,154 whether it be a fire in the house... 978 01:35:02,238 --> 01:35:04,156 or to sacrifice a week's holiday... 979 01:35:04,240 --> 01:35:07,368 in order to give a party of slum children seven days in the country. 980 01:35:09,037 --> 01:35:10,954 But, of course, there are limits. 981 01:35:11,039 --> 01:35:13,957 Scruffiness of any kind is deplorable. 982 01:35:14,042 --> 01:35:16,043 I think you'd go that far with me. 983 01:35:19,130 --> 01:35:22,257 Now, the fees here are at present... 984 01:35:22,342 --> 01:35:26,011 £643 per annum. 985 01:35:26,096 --> 01:35:28,597 Which works out at about 15 guineas a week. 986 01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:31,058 This is no mean sum. 987 01:35:31,142 --> 01:35:36,313 It is the salary, for instance, of the average trainee supermarket manager. 988 01:35:36,398 --> 01:35:38,899 But on the other hand, it's no more than the cost... 989 01:35:38,983 --> 01:35:41,527 of keeping a juvenile delinquent in Borstal. 990 01:35:42,570 --> 01:35:45,781 However, this is merely to Iook at the matter in terms of hard cash... 991 01:35:45,865 --> 01:35:48,283 which is not the only consideration. 992 01:35:48,368 --> 01:35:52,663 There is above all the question of service. 993 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:56,792 Those who are given most also have most to give. 994 01:35:58,002 --> 01:36:00,337 Now you boys are intelligent. 995 01:36:00,422 --> 01:36:02,881 You're too intelligent to be rebels. 996 01:36:02,966 --> 01:36:04,883 That's too easy. 997 01:36:04,968 --> 01:36:08,470 And it would be easy to punish you in the normal way. 998 01:36:09,472 --> 01:36:12,558 But I’m going to give you a privilege. 999 01:36:12,642 --> 01:36:15,727 Work. Real work. 1000 01:36:15,812 --> 01:36:18,397 And I want you to think of this not as a punishment... 1001 01:36:18,481 --> 01:36:21,483 but as an opportunity to give... 1002 01:36:21,568 --> 01:36:23,485 to serve. 1003 01:40:50,086 --> 01:40:53,171 [ Denson ] Guard of honor, 'shun! 1004 01:40:53,256 --> 01:40:55,298 [ Bell Ringing ] 1005 01:40:55,383 --> 01:40:59,094 - Guard, shoulder... arms! - [ Vehicles Approaching ] 1006 01:41:00,847 --> 01:41:04,182 Guard, present... arms! 1007 01:41:07,145 --> 01:41:10,814 Guard, shoulder... arms! 1008 01:41:26,914 --> 01:41:28,832 - Guard, order arms! - [ Indistinct ] 1009 01:41:28,916 --> 01:41:31,168 - How do you do, sir? Nice to have you at College. - Yes. So nice. 1010 01:41:31,252 --> 01:41:33,170 - You know the bishop. - Bishop! 1011 01:41:33,254 --> 01:41:36,256 - General. How very nice to see you. - Nice to see you after all this time. 1012 01:41:36,340 --> 01:41:38,258 - It’s a long time. - Twenty-seven years? 1013 01:41:38,342 --> 01:41:40,635 - Twenty-seven years it's been? - I've got to leave now. 1014 01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:43,555 - [ Indistinct ] - Yes. Right. 1015 01:41:43,639 --> 01:41:48,769 1016 01:41:48,853 --> 01:41:54,065 1017 01:41:54,150 --> 01:41:59,321 1018 01:41:59,405 --> 01:42:04,367 1019 01:42:04,452 --> 01:42:08,914 1020 01:42:08,998 --> 01:42:14,711 1021 01:42:14,796 --> 01:42:19,549 1022 01:42:19,634 --> 01:42:24,554 through good and ill 1023 01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:29,142 1024 01:42:29,227 --> 01:42:34,773 1025 01:42:34,857 --> 01:42:39,444 1026 01:42:39,529 --> 01:42:44,407 1027 01:42:44,492 --> 01:42:49,996 1028 01:42:56,879 --> 01:42:59,214 [ Speaking Latin ] 1029 01:42:59,298 --> 01:43:01,258 [ Latin ] 1030 01:43:02,260 --> 01:43:07,097 [ All Speaking Latin ] 1031 01:43:21,988 --> 01:43:24,197 Your Royal Highness... 1032 01:43:24,282 --> 01:43:26,199 my lord bishop... 1033 01:43:26,284 --> 01:43:28,201 General Denson... 1034 01:43:28,286 --> 01:43:31,371 my lords, ladies and gentlemen... 1035 01:43:31,455 --> 01:43:33,582 today is a day for the future... 1036 01:43:34,584 --> 01:43:37,252 and also a day for the past. 1037 01:43:37,336 --> 01:43:40,964 Any institution which has half a thousand years - 1038 01:43:41,048 --> 01:43:44,342 one-quarter of the Christian era stretching behind it - 1039 01:43:44,427 --> 01:43:46,928 is bound to have a sense of the past. 1040 01:43:48,014 --> 01:43:51,016 But in point of fact, there can be few places... 1041 01:43:51,100 --> 01:43:54,686 where tradition is examined with such a critical eye as this college. 1042 01:43:54,770 --> 01:43:57,856 A constant self-appraisal is going on. 1043 01:43:57,940 --> 01:44:00,275 And indeed, changes are happening so fast... 1044 01:44:00,359 --> 01:44:02,861 that even as I speak, these words are out of date. 1045 01:44:02,945 --> 01:44:04,863 [ Chuckling ] 1046 01:44:06,073 --> 01:44:09,492 But first I want to introduce General Denson... 1047 01:44:09,577 --> 01:44:11,536 who, of course, needs no introduction... 1048 01:44:11,621 --> 01:44:14,831 either as a national hero or as an old boy. 1049 01:44:14,916 --> 01:44:16,917 General Denson. 1050 01:44:22,757 --> 01:44:24,716 [ General Denson ] Thank you, Headmaster. 1051 01:44:24,800 --> 01:44:26,927 Your Royal Highness, my lord bishop... 1052 01:44:27,011 --> 01:44:29,012 my lords, ladies and gentlemen. 1053 01:44:29,096 --> 01:44:32,265 Men of College, now, you chaps are probably thinking... 1054 01:44:32,350 --> 01:44:34,643 there's nothing much an old soldier like me can teach you. 1055 01:44:34,727 --> 01:44:36,645 Well, you may be right. 1056 01:44:36,729 --> 01:44:38,939 All the same, I’m going to have a shot at it. 1057 01:44:39,023 --> 01:44:42,025 First thing, you're lucky. 1058 01:44:42,109 --> 01:44:45,904 Yes. A lot of men would give their eyeteeth to be sitting where you're sitting now. 1059 01:44:45,988 --> 01:44:49,991 You are privileged. Now, for heaven's sake, don't get me wrong. 1060 01:44:50,076 --> 01:44:52,452 There is nothing the matter with privilege - 1061 01:44:52,536 --> 01:44:54,955 as long as we're ready to pay for it. 1062 01:44:55,039 --> 01:44:58,583 It’s a very sad thing, but today it is fashionable... 1063 01:44:58,668 --> 01:45:01,920 to belittle tradition. 1064 01:45:02,004 --> 01:45:06,091 The old orders that made our nation a - a living force... 1065 01:45:06,175 --> 01:45:08,093 are for the most part scorned... 1066 01:45:08,177 --> 01:45:13,473 by modern psychiatrists, priests, pundits of all sorts. 1067 01:45:13,557 --> 01:45:16,685 But what have they got to put in their place, hmm? 1068 01:45:16,769 --> 01:45:19,729 Oh, politicians talk a lot about freedom. 1069 01:45:19,814 --> 01:45:23,400 Well, freedom is the heritage of every Englishman... 1070 01:45:23,484 --> 01:45:26,111 who speaks with the tongue that Shakespeare spoke. 1071 01:45:26,195 --> 01:45:30,198 But, you know, we won't stay free unless we're ready to fight. 1072 01:45:30,282 --> 01:45:32,200 And you won't be any good as fighters... 1073 01:45:32,284 --> 01:45:34,285 unless you know something about discipline - 1074 01:45:34,370 --> 01:45:38,206 the habit of obedience - how to give orders... 1075 01:45:38,290 --> 01:45:40,208 - and how to take them. - [ Woman Coughing ] 1076 01:45:40,292 --> 01:45:43,795 Never mind the sneers of the cynics. 1077 01:45:43,879 --> 01:45:49,217 Let us just be true to honor, duty, national pride. 1078 01:45:49,301 --> 01:45:51,970 - [ Man Coughing ] - We still need loyalty. 1079 01:45:52,054 --> 01:45:54,431 - We still need tradition. - [ Coughing Continues ] 1080 01:45:54,515 --> 01:45:57,475 If we look around us at the world today, what do we see? 1081 01:45:57,560 --> 01:46:01,354 - We see bloodshed, confusion, decay. - [ Coughing Continues ] 1082 01:46:01,439 --> 01:46:06,026 I know the world has changed a great deal in the past 50 years - 1083 01:46:06,110 --> 01:46:08,028 - [ All Coughing ] - but England - 1084 01:46:08,112 --> 01:46:10,030 our England doesn't change so easily. 1085 01:46:10,114 --> 01:46:14,701 And back here in College today I feel - and it makes me jolly proud - 1086 01:46:14,785 --> 01:46:18,163 that there is still a tradition here which has not changed... 1087 01:46:18,247 --> 01:46:20,790 and by God, it isn't going to change! 1088 01:46:20,875 --> 01:46:23,418 [ Cheers, Applause ] 1089 01:46:23,502 --> 01:46:26,713 It’s up to all of you chaps to give the world a lead. 1090 01:46:26,797 --> 01:46:29,591 It is Britain's tradition that you have learnt here. 1091 01:46:29,675 --> 01:46:33,094 Self-reliance, service, self-sacrifice. 1092 01:46:33,179 --> 01:46:35,096 A tradition of College. 1093 01:46:35,181 --> 01:46:40,018 And it's up to all of us to reassure the world by our unquestioning obedience... 1094 01:46:40,102 --> 01:46:42,270 that we still hope - 1095 01:46:42,354 --> 01:46:44,272 My God, we're on fire! 1096 01:46:44,356 --> 01:46:46,441 Now don't panic. Don't panic. 1097 01:46:46,525 --> 01:46:48,860 - Women first. - [ Chattering ] 1098 01:46:48,944 --> 01:46:52,447 Break open the windows. 1099 01:46:52,531 --> 01:46:56,201 Don't shout. Don't panic. Don't panic. 1100 01:46:56,285 --> 01:46:58,203 Women and children - 1101 01:46:58,287 --> 01:47:00,288 Oh, my God. 1102 01:47:01,332 --> 01:47:05,376 Come on. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up for College. 1103 01:47:05,461 --> 01:47:07,879 Each manly voice upraise. 1104 01:47:07,963 --> 01:47:10,256 [ Coughing ] 1105 01:47:12,009 --> 01:47:16,304 - [ Boy ] Mum, where are you? - [ Man ] Out! God, Iet us out! 1106 01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:33,321 [ Machine Gun Fire ] 1107 01:47:42,665 --> 01:47:44,124 [ Wallace ] Come on. Come on. 1108 01:47:47,503 --> 01:47:49,671 [ General Denson Shouts, Indistinct ] 1109 01:47:49,755 --> 01:47:52,173 [ Machine Gun Fire ] 1110 01:48:03,269 --> 01:48:05,812 [ Shouting ] 1111 01:48:28,711 --> 01:48:30,920 Ammunition, quick! Break open the armory. 1112 01:48:31,005 --> 01:48:33,506 Every man a rifle. Now keep low! Keep low! 1113 01:48:33,591 --> 01:48:36,176 - Rabbit crawl! - [ Gunshots ] 1114 01:48:45,978 --> 01:48:48,229 [ Shouting ] 1115 01:48:48,314 --> 01:48:51,649 Infiltrate their flank. Get a Bren gun on their flank. Come on. Jump to it. 1116 01:48:51,734 --> 01:48:54,485 [ Machine Gun Fire ] 1117 01:49:01,410 --> 01:49:03,870 Bastards! Bastards! 1118 01:49:03,954 --> 01:49:06,080 Bastards! 1119 01:49:07,499 --> 01:49:09,417 [ Headmaster ] Stop! Stop! 1120 01:49:09,501 --> 01:49:13,630 Stop firing! Cease fire. 1121 01:49:13,714 --> 01:49:15,715 Cease firing. 1122 01:49:17,509 --> 01:49:20,345 Boys! Boys! I understand you! 1123 01:49:20,429 --> 01:49:24,015 Listen to reason and trust me! Trust me! 1124 01:49:39,949 --> 01:49:43,076 1125 01:50:30,291 --> 01:50:33,584 1126 01:51:15,919 --> 01:51:19,130 1127 01:51:27,890 --> 01:51:29,891