1 00:00:01,208 --> 00:00:02,588 Hey, ladies... 2 00:00:04,383 --> 00:00:06,316 Dallas is finally starting to cool down, y'all. 3 00:00:10,217 --> 00:00:12,840 I had a strange premonition. 4 00:00:12,943 --> 00:00:14,980 ...show fueled by lattes. 5 00:00:15,084 --> 00:00:17,327 Ed Sheeran's back on tour at the Dallas... 6 00:00:17,431 --> 00:00:19,985 I want to hear about your worst friends. Call us... 7 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,691 Oh, fuck! My dick! 8 00:01:45,795 --> 00:01:47,314 Ow! 9 00:02:16,308 --> 00:02:17,585 Lunchtime, freaks. 10 00:02:17,689 --> 00:02:20,278 Oh, my God, it's the Free Eden girls. 11 00:02:20,381 --> 00:02:22,383 It's impossible to get a job there. 12 00:02:22,487 --> 00:02:24,074 They're like mall royalty. 13 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,318 Here comes mother. 14 00:02:26,422 --> 00:02:29,218 - The Fruits are so hot. - Isn't there a fourth one? 15 00:02:29,321 --> 00:02:30,909 I heard she went crazy. 16 00:02:31,012 --> 00:02:32,635 Cherry... 17 00:02:32,738 --> 00:02:35,500 - Wait, don't they pay? - We don't charge the Fruits. 18 00:02:35,603 --> 00:02:38,158 - Apple's a bitch. - She's so much more than that. 19 00:02:41,816 --> 00:02:44,957 I needmy shawarma. Gimme, gimme! 20 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:46,166 Thank you. 21 00:02:46,269 --> 00:02:47,788 - Do you want some? - No. 22 00:02:47,891 --> 00:02:50,308 - I heard she was a wrangler. - She waved at me once. 23 00:02:50,411 --> 00:02:52,793 Oh, my God, I want to be her. 24 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:55,416 My cowgirl. 25 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,694 Her fits are pristine. 26 00:02:57,798 --> 00:02:58,937 - You hungry? - What? 27 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,249 Oh, my God. 28 00:03:02,665 --> 00:03:04,184 Want some ranch with that? 29 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:07,048 Look. Did you see them? 30 00:03:07,152 --> 00:03:08,464 - Give me the goss, bitch. - Oh, my God. 31 00:03:08,567 --> 00:03:10,086 - See you Wednesday. - Bye! 32 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,330 - I love Fig. She's my favorite. - Go! 33 00:03:12,433 --> 00:03:14,297 God, I wish I was named after a fruit. 34 00:03:14,401 --> 00:03:15,643 Colin, get real. 35 00:03:15,747 --> 00:03:17,404 I want them to spit in my mouth. 36 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:19,233 God, they are so hot. 37 00:03:19,337 --> 00:03:21,028 Bro, she doesn't even know you exist. 38 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,559 Fig, hit 10K today. 39 00:03:34,662 --> 00:03:37,251 Cherry, you get to help me unbox the new shipment. 40 00:03:37,355 --> 00:03:38,597 I'm basically selling for two now, 41 00:03:38,701 --> 00:03:40,012 so if I want to make manager... 42 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:41,221 Wait, are you preggy? 43 00:03:41,324 --> 00:03:42,877 No! No, she's talking about-- 44 00:03:42,981 --> 00:03:46,018 Don't say her name. She does not work here anymore. 45 00:03:46,122 --> 00:03:47,503 Obvi I'm not pregnant. 46 00:03:47,606 --> 00:03:48,814 What if I had a boy and had to name him, like, 47 00:03:48,918 --> 00:03:49,953 Bob or some shit? 48 00:03:50,057 --> 00:03:51,610 - Yeah. - Yeah. 49 00:03:51,714 --> 00:03:53,785 Apple, you would make such a better manager than Sharon. 50 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:56,201 Yeah. Whatever it takes to get rid of Sharon. 51 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:58,548 Sharon. 52 00:03:58,652 --> 00:04:01,241 I think gummy bears are making me high. 53 00:04:01,344 --> 00:04:03,104 Yeah, you need a new addiction 54 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:04,692 like I need a tiny little bolero jacket. 55 00:04:04,796 --> 00:04:07,385 Wait, what if we asked Sharon to hire someone new 56 00:04:07,488 --> 00:04:09,525 to replace She Who Shall Not Be Named? 57 00:04:09,628 --> 00:04:12,252 No, I do not need another cracked-out mini-me. 58 00:04:12,355 --> 00:04:14,875 Yeah, we don't need anybody, Fig. 59 00:04:14,978 --> 00:04:16,842 We're ride or die. 60 00:04:16,946 --> 00:04:18,430 Oh! 61 00:04:18,534 --> 00:04:20,432 We do not take the escalator in our skinny heels. 62 00:04:20,536 --> 00:04:22,607 - I'm going pee. - Okay. 63 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:25,748 - Alone. 'Kay, bye. - Okay. 64 00:04:25,851 --> 00:04:26,990 Hey, y'all. 65 00:04:27,094 --> 00:04:28,613 Ooh! Free samples. 66 00:04:28,716 --> 00:04:29,717 No! 67 00:04:29,821 --> 00:04:31,478 Hey. 68 00:04:31,581 --> 00:04:34,653 Um, I don't know what you do at these ren faires, 69 00:04:34,757 --> 00:04:35,861 but, you know, here at the mall 70 00:04:35,965 --> 00:04:39,106 we don't talk to the Sister Sweet's, Fig. 71 00:04:39,209 --> 00:04:41,453 Um, actually, it's Sister Salt's. 72 00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:43,006 Okay, okay, okay, okay! Shh, shh, shh, shh. 73 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:45,285 Put that back. Put that down. Put that down. 74 00:04:45,388 --> 00:04:46,458 Yeah. 75 00:04:46,562 --> 00:04:48,529 Okay, let's go. 76 00:04:50,186 --> 00:04:51,429 - Bye. - No, don't wave at her! 77 00:04:51,532 --> 00:04:54,328 - What? - She'll get the wrong idea. 78 00:04:54,432 --> 00:04:56,296 And Apple says that 79 00:04:56,399 --> 00:04:59,229 And Parmesan cheese? 80 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,093 And then I threw my hot coffee on his dick. 81 00:05:01,197 --> 00:05:02,957 Wait, your coffee or your latte? 82 00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:04,442 Latte. Stop. This is serious. 83 00:05:04,545 --> 00:05:05,995 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. You're right. 84 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,514 My hot latte on his dick 85 00:05:07,617 --> 00:05:08,860 'cause obviously I was not gonna let this man come. 86 00:05:08,963 --> 00:05:11,311 Oh, my God, of course. 87 00:05:11,414 --> 00:05:13,865 But you know what the most beautiful part is? 88 00:05:13,968 --> 00:05:15,763 I got you an extra latte this morning. 89 00:05:15,867 --> 00:05:17,834 I had the forethought to get you an extra latte. 90 00:05:17,938 --> 00:05:21,148 It's like we're rebelling against the patriarchy together. 91 00:05:21,251 --> 00:05:22,667 Cherry, you have to work on this compulsion you have 92 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:24,289 to make yourself the main character 93 00:05:24,393 --> 00:05:26,084 in everyone else's story. 94 00:05:26,187 --> 00:05:28,500 - It's exhausting. - Yeah. 95 00:05:28,604 --> 00:05:31,434 This better be something I can sell the shit out of. 96 00:05:31,538 --> 00:05:35,024 Hey, ladies. So, for you, that'll be 800. 97 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:37,820 Thank you. 98 00:05:37,923 --> 00:05:40,995 And this three-piece is actually on sale for 2,500. 99 00:05:41,099 --> 00:05:42,031 You're so lucky. 100 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:44,344 I know. It's great. 101 00:05:44,447 --> 00:05:46,794 Ah, the receipts will be e-mailed to you. 102 00:05:46,898 --> 00:05:47,899 Thank you. 103 00:05:48,002 --> 00:05:49,003 Oh, my God. Hi! 104 00:05:49,107 --> 00:05:50,626 Oh, these are so good. 105 00:05:50,729 --> 00:05:52,144 Have you ever tried them all together at once? 106 00:05:52,248 --> 00:05:54,146 It's, like, amazing. 107 00:05:55,424 --> 00:05:58,185 Oh! 108 00:05:58,288 --> 00:06:00,360 Glitter miniskirts. 109 00:06:00,463 --> 00:06:01,430 The Hilary Duff collab is back. 110 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:02,465 Thank Goddess. 111 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:04,467 I'm such a Gordo. 112 00:06:04,571 --> 00:06:06,814 No, you're a Miranda. Fig's a Gordo. 113 00:06:07,746 --> 00:06:10,439 - What's your name again? - Pumpkin. 114 00:06:12,544 --> 00:06:13,787 Dead-ass? 115 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:15,271 Dead-ass what? 116 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,514 Wait, is that like, a flavor or something? 117 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:18,516 No, it's my name. 118 00:06:19,206 --> 00:06:21,519 I knew there was something special about you. 119 00:06:21,622 --> 00:06:23,106 - You did? - Yeah. 120 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:24,901 Sorry, we just have a thing about Sister Salt's. 121 00:06:25,005 --> 00:06:26,731 It's, like, bottom of the food chain. 122 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:29,078 Next to Keep Calm and Cookie On, you know what I mean? 123 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:31,425 Kind of invisible to us. Sorry. 124 00:06:31,529 --> 00:06:34,359 It's okay. My job doesn't define me. 125 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:36,188 My hotness and my personality do. 126 00:06:36,292 --> 00:06:38,881 And are you guys hiring? 127 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:43,644 Fig, have you hit 10K yet? 128 00:06:43,748 --> 00:06:45,922 'Cause Cherry and I are up here working our fucking tits off. 129 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:47,441 We need you to pull your weight. 130 00:06:47,545 --> 00:06:49,167 Love you, babe. 131 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:50,893 Copy, Apple. 132 00:06:50,996 --> 00:06:52,135 Who's that? 133 00:06:52,239 --> 00:06:53,861 Why don't you come back tomorrow, 134 00:06:53,965 --> 00:06:56,105 but don't bring the pretzels, okay? 135 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,969 They're like poison here. 136 00:07:01,904 --> 00:07:03,802 Actually, bring the pretzels, 137 00:07:03,906 --> 00:07:05,321 but only bring the cinnamon ones. 138 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,048 Apple loves cinnamon. Naturally. 139 00:07:08,151 --> 00:07:10,188 Thanks, Fig. 140 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,708 Thanks, Pumpkin. 141 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:17,126 Hey, Fruits. 142 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,300 So I know that we don't want to hire anyone else, 143 00:07:19,404 --> 00:07:21,268 but I just met this supercute girl. 144 00:07:21,371 --> 00:07:22,683 Her essence is so boho babe, 145 00:07:22,787 --> 00:07:24,133 and she has a great personality. 146 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,031 She's a bit of a fixer-upper, 147 00:07:26,135 --> 00:07:27,239 but I told her to come back tomorrow. 148 00:07:27,343 --> 00:07:28,896 Okay, I got to go. 149 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,242 There's a woman down here wearing sweatpants 150 00:07:30,346 --> 00:07:31,520 and going through a breakup. 151 00:07:31,623 --> 00:07:33,418 It's a lot. Okay, bye. 152 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:36,110 Ohhhhhh! 153 00:07:36,214 --> 00:07:37,698 Fuck! 154 00:07:37,802 --> 00:07:39,182 I keep telling you your nails are a safety hazard. 155 00:07:39,286 --> 00:07:41,840 But I like them so much. 156 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:59,090 Freshly baked pretzel? 157 00:09:13,483 --> 00:09:15,900 I love cinnamon. 158 00:09:16,003 --> 00:09:18,109 I heard. 159 00:09:18,212 --> 00:09:20,594 Do I know you? 160 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:25,150 I don't think so. I just got here last week. 161 00:09:26,669 --> 00:09:28,602 Are you looking for a job, babe? 162 00:09:28,706 --> 00:09:30,190 Bright and early? 163 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:31,950 I have a job. 164 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:35,057 Do you like this job? 165 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,300 I get that dough. 166 00:09:38,336 --> 00:09:40,200 Fig, get me an application. 167 00:09:40,303 --> 00:09:41,926 Mm-hmm. 168 00:09:46,102 --> 00:09:48,864 They look like little shits. 169 00:09:50,555 --> 00:09:51,867 So how do you take your coffee? 170 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:55,905 I don't. It makes me vom. I drink tea. 171 00:09:56,009 --> 00:09:57,631 Okay, we can work on that. 172 00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:04,362 Do you ever feel alone sometimes? 173 00:10:04,465 --> 00:10:07,468 I have a heart tattoo on my pinky. 174 00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:08,746 Mm. 175 00:10:08,849 --> 00:10:10,748 I think anybody with a tiny heart 176 00:10:10,851 --> 00:10:12,404 tattooed on their body is deeply alone. 177 00:10:12,508 --> 00:10:14,752 Mm-hmm. 178 00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:16,581 I think I got it because my parents 179 00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:18,341 couldn't afford to buy me American Girl dolls 180 00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:19,791 when I was little. 181 00:10:19,895 --> 00:10:22,311 I think I'd like to be a doll myself. 182 00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:26,384 I'd like for someone to braid my hair. 183 00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:28,351 Oh, my God! 184 00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:30,388 So rude. 185 00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:34,047 What's your name? 186 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:35,980 Pumpkin. 187 00:10:37,498 --> 00:10:39,017 Yeah, I know. It's really Pumpkin. 188 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:42,227 We're all fruits here at Free Eden. 189 00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:44,885 what are you up to tonight? 190 00:10:44,989 --> 00:10:46,818 Uh, well, I was gonna go home 191 00:10:46,922 --> 00:10:49,959 and make a chocolate cake with my mom. 192 00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:55,378 But, like, what do you want to be up to tonight? 193 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:12,257 Attention, shoppers. 194 00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:14,984 The Dallas Highland Place Mall is now closed. 195 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:17,918 Please make your way to the exit. 196 00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:34,176 Burn it. 197 00:11:38,628 --> 00:11:40,285 Come on. 198 00:11:48,155 --> 00:11:50,295 So are you from Oklahoma? 199 00:11:50,399 --> 00:11:51,745 Uh, what? No. 200 00:11:51,849 --> 00:11:53,057 Oh, that's crazy, 201 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,679 because you were totally giving off 202 00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:56,370 a scissor-tailed flycatcher vibe. 203 00:11:56,474 --> 00:11:58,614 Happens all the time. 204 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,236 That's the state bird of Oklahoma. 205 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,860 Um, are we allowed to be in here? 206 00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:05,000 Technically, no. 207 00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:07,036 I know a lot about state birds. 208 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,831 No one really liked me in high school, 209 00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:11,558 so I know a lot about state birds. 210 00:12:11,661 --> 00:12:13,353 What's the state bird of Texas? 211 00:12:15,217 --> 00:12:16,908 Holy shit. Uh... 212 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:19,186 Holy shit, I'm blanking on it. Oh, my God. Oh... 213 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:22,569 Are you from Texas? I'm just-- I'm from Plano. 214 00:12:22,672 --> 00:12:24,157 Oh, yeah. I'm from Irving. 215 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,021 It's over by the Cowboys' stadium. 216 00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:28,023 And then Apple is from Grapevine, 217 00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:30,163 which is actually kind of close to you. 218 00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,751 And then Cherry is from Highland Park. 219 00:12:31,854 --> 00:12:33,131 Whoa. 220 00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:35,547 Oh, don't worry. She's not rich. 221 00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:39,344 After her whole family died, she didn't inherit anything. 222 00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:40,967 Life insurance system is so broken, 223 00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:42,451 you know what I mean? 224 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:46,041 - After her entire family died? - Well, yeah. 225 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:49,699 Apple and Cherry are part of an elite dead-dads club. 226 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,426 - Me too. 227 00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:56,258 The northern mockingbird. 228 00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:59,502 That's the state bird of Texas. The northern mockingbird. 229 00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:02,022 I can't believe I forgot that one. 230 00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:04,231 You ask a lot of questions, Pumpkin. 231 00:13:04,335 --> 00:13:05,232 I like it. 232 00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:26,288 Blow me. 233 00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:39,888 Blow me. 234 00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:41,613 I don't really smoke. 235 00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:44,168 It's not smoking, it's praying. 236 00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:58,389 You're a natural, babe. 237 00:13:58,492 --> 00:13:59,804 Welcome to Paradise. 238 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,657 Of the tree. Winter. 239 00:14:31,111 --> 00:14:33,217 Of the root. Summer. 240 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:42,019 Cherry's sober. 241 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:43,883 Okay. 242 00:14:43,986 --> 00:14:45,505 Cool. 243 00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:50,061 Okay, now you say where your fruit comes from 244 00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:52,029 and the peak season. 245 00:14:52,132 --> 00:14:54,790 So you would say, "Of the..." 246 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,240 "Bush. Spring." 247 00:14:58,345 --> 00:15:02,418 Uh, okay. Of the... dirt. 248 00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:04,041 And, uh, Halloween. 249 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:07,044 It's a vine. Pumpkins grow on vines. 250 00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:08,769 I looked it up. I Googled it. 251 00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:11,324 Just to make sure that it was actually also a fruit-- 252 00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:14,258 Cherry. You need to be more trusting. 253 00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:16,294 That's another unattractive quality we have to work on. 254 00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:18,055 Sorry. 255 00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:20,022 I just couldn't pass up the opportunity 256 00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:21,403 for a good background check. 257 00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:24,578 Y'all, Halloween is in the fall. 258 00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:26,511 - I know. - That's bananas. 259 00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:28,962 We've finally completed the retail season. 260 00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:32,276 Well, if we agree that a pumpkin is a fruit, 261 00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:34,347 because some scientists believe that it's actually a vegetable. 262 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:37,005 I'm sorry, Cherry, do you actually fucking hate women? 263 00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:39,352 - What? - I thought you were ride or die, babe. 264 00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:42,527 I am. I am both ride and die. 265 00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:45,737 Oh, so are you staying, or are you going? 266 00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,191 Um... 267 00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:57,473 Oh, my God. The retail cycle is complete. 268 00:15:57,577 --> 00:16:00,200 This is cosmic. 269 00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:01,926 Let's begin the induction. 270 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:14,904 Okay, I'm sorry, but what is freaking going on? 271 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,803 What do you mean, babes? 272 00:16:16,906 --> 00:16:18,494 Is it-- Is it-- Is that blood? 273 00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:20,393 Um, I just, um... 274 00:16:20,496 --> 00:16:23,465 Is it weird that I'm confused right now? 275 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,225 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 276 00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:27,331 Are you guys witches? 277 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:30,092 What is your definition of a witch? 278 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:37,099 Um... broomsticks and spells, I guess. 279 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:39,377 - And Nicole Kidman. - Yes. 280 00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,517 I studied the occult, alchemy, astrology, 281 00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:43,174 astral projection. 282 00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,832 Where our consciousness can exist without our bodies. 283 00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,385 Fig, has a degree in astrophysics. 284 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:49,905 I'm saving up for grad school. 285 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:54,220 Our magic isn't some witch-talk rip-off 286 00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,843 fluffy-bunny bullshit. 287 00:16:56,946 --> 00:16:59,397 To put it simply, 288 00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:02,573 our magic is the mundane shit 289 00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:05,334 you would have been executed for in Salem. 290 00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:09,166 Being a witch is being a sister. 291 00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:11,271 And we all need sisterhood to survive. 292 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:15,103 That's why I created Paradise. 293 00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,760 You must follow three rules. 294 00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:23,801 Rule one-- We follow the shine theory. 295 00:17:23,904 --> 00:17:26,838 Shine theory states women illuminate 296 00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:30,083 when they surround themselves with other women who shine, 297 00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:33,121 and they don't do anything to dim their light. 298 00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:38,022 Rule two-- the vindicar. 299 00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:40,162 The demon that derives pleasure 300 00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:44,304 from other people's pain and misery. 301 00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:47,169 You must banish vindicars. 302 00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:49,792 And most importantly, rule three-- 303 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:53,555 We only text boys using emojis. 304 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:54,970 Right, Fig? 305 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,662 Well, Norman's not my boyfriend, so... 306 00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,112 He better not be. 307 00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:06,050 Goats milk, thigh gaps, 308 00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,017 rose petals, bone caps, 309 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,916 truffle oil, bitch slap, 310 00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:12,574 blood clots, juice press. 311 00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,477 Hold my finger. 312 00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:25,552 Slap me. 313 00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:29,694 What? 314 00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:32,111 Do it. 315 00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,182 No. 316 00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:39,808 Boo. 317 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,672 I really thought you-- 318 00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:49,887 Oh, my gosh, I'm-- I'm so sorry. I... 319 00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:56,307 No worries, babe. That was the last ingredient. 320 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,313 Drink up. 321 00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:21,608 Good girl. 322 00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:24,232 Come with. 323 00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:31,170 Welcome to confessional. 324 00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:34,138 This is a safe space where we confess our sins 325 00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:36,036 to the ultimate femme martyr. 326 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:39,212 You must address her by her stage name. 327 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,042 Which is? 328 00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:45,114 Marilyn. 329 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,082 Monroe. 330 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,670 Duh. 331 00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:52,087 No man could control her. Not even the president. 332 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,952 And we honor that sacrifice. 333 00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,957 Am I supposed to look in the mirror? 334 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,993 Yeah, babe. 335 00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:03,478 Uh, wait, but I just, I don't-- 336 00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:05,963 I don't have anything to confess, so... 337 00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:09,346 I wouldn't be so sure about that. 338 00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:21,703 Uh... 339 00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:22,738 Marilyn. 340 00:20:22,842 --> 00:20:25,914 Hello, Marilyn. 341 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,986 Well, I guess it's kind of cool to finally have 342 00:20:29,089 --> 00:20:30,746 some female friends. 343 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,990 I just... 344 00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:35,337 I don't know if I buy all of this. 345 00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:41,861 The whole "girls supporting girls" thing. 346 00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:44,035 Paradise. 347 00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:47,107 The shine theory. 348 00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:48,488 I mean, don't-- don't get me wrong. 349 00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:51,871 I-- I wish it was real, but... 350 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,501 I guess sisterhood just doesn't come naturally to me. 351 00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:08,474 And look, I-I tried to be the girl with the... 352 00:21:08,577 --> 00:21:12,857 matching friendship tattoos and-- and the burning sage, 353 00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:16,689 but, uh, it didn't really-- didn't really work. 354 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,485 All I was left with was, you know, 355 00:21:19,588 --> 00:21:23,592 a weird heart on my knuckle 356 00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,629 and a hamster with asthma. 357 00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:27,527 That's... well. 358 00:21:31,531 --> 00:21:34,327 I mean, maybe she's not a... 359 00:21:36,398 --> 00:21:38,193 Maybe she could finally teach me how to... 360 00:21:45,131 --> 00:21:47,823 Apple? Hello? 361 00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:50,792 Are you all down here? 362 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,831 Oh. 363 00:21:57,730 --> 00:21:59,801 What? No! 364 00:22:02,182 --> 00:22:03,149 Bitches! 365 00:22:03,252 --> 00:22:04,323 Fuck! 366 00:22:04,426 --> 00:22:08,223 Hey, mom. Um, yeah. Sorry, I-- 367 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,914 Yeah. I'm okay. 368 00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:12,814 I'm having-- I'm having a slumber party tonight. 369 00:22:16,887 --> 00:22:18,129 Yeah. It's her. 370 00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:23,618 I don't know, but... I'm gonna find out. 371 00:22:28,277 --> 00:22:29,762 Good morning, shoppers. 372 00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:33,662 The mall stores will open in 30 minutes. 373 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,770 Power walking is hard. 374 00:22:45,329 --> 00:22:47,504 Is she deceased? 375 00:22:50,817 --> 00:22:54,269 Her latte is gonna get cold. 376 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,788 You smell that? 377 00:22:55,891 --> 00:22:57,134 Yeah. 378 00:22:57,237 --> 00:23:00,448 Smells like puppy's breath and cinnamon sticks. 379 00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:02,242 Is someone wearing-- 380 00:23:07,006 --> 00:23:08,904 The Mojave body mist? 381 00:23:09,008 --> 00:23:11,666 Yeah, I'm wearing it. 382 00:23:29,546 --> 00:23:32,203 You are so Andy Sachs right now. 383 00:23:32,307 --> 00:23:34,240 I got you a pumpkin spice latte. 384 00:23:34,343 --> 00:23:36,449 Coffee makes me vom. 385 00:23:36,553 --> 00:23:39,141 Miranda Priestly would totally take you to Paris. 386 00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:45,251 You might be ready for your trial shift. 387 00:23:45,354 --> 00:23:46,735 I'm not already hired? 388 00:23:46,839 --> 00:23:48,530 Oh, no, Sharon has to approve of you first. 389 00:23:48,634 --> 00:23:51,119 - Who is Sharon? - The manager. 390 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,603 For now. 391 00:24:09,309 --> 00:24:11,519 - What did he look like? - He looked like a critter. 392 00:24:11,622 --> 00:24:13,935 Oh, okay. 393 00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:16,731 Perf. 394 00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:18,595 You could take this one, Pumpkin. 395 00:24:22,391 --> 00:24:23,738 Hi! 396 00:24:23,841 --> 00:24:25,981 Um, anything I can help you with today? 397 00:24:26,085 --> 00:24:27,845 Uh, what do girls like? 398 00:24:27,949 --> 00:24:29,744 Uh... 399 00:24:29,847 --> 00:24:33,333 Hey, Belinda, stop chasing Mackenzie. 400 00:24:33,437 --> 00:24:35,128 Sorry, I'm a bit of a mess. 401 00:24:35,232 --> 00:24:36,785 Oh, don't I know it? 402 00:24:36,889 --> 00:24:39,339 I used to put my dad through all sorts of shenanigans, 403 00:24:39,443 --> 00:24:41,031 but, you know, don't worry. 404 00:24:41,134 --> 00:24:44,448 They'll always be daddy's little girls at heart. 405 00:24:44,552 --> 00:24:46,346 I know I still am. 406 00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:48,141 Um, so what-- what can I help you with? 407 00:24:48,245 --> 00:24:49,729 - Uh-- - Hey, babe. 408 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:51,559 Oh. Hi. 409 00:24:51,662 --> 00:24:53,422 Momfluencer. 410 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:56,598 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 411 00:24:56,702 --> 00:24:58,497 Do you have sand in your ass crack? 412 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,327 Because you are giving beach babe. 413 00:25:01,430 --> 00:25:03,329 Where is your tan from? 414 00:25:03,432 --> 00:25:05,262 Oh, we were just in Galveston. 415 00:25:05,365 --> 00:25:07,367 But I'm not sure if it's big enough 416 00:25:07,471 --> 00:25:10,785 because they want it to block both my face and my baby. 417 00:25:10,888 --> 00:25:12,718 That is so thoughtful of you. 418 00:25:12,821 --> 00:25:15,617 I honestly think if I had a kid, I would never think of them. 419 00:25:15,721 --> 00:25:18,896 Oh, my God, what is her name? 420 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,829 Oh, it's a boy. 421 00:25:23,004 --> 00:25:24,384 Sorry. 422 00:25:24,488 --> 00:25:26,455 You just need a little fabric, sweetie. 423 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,216 Just a little. 424 00:25:29,182 --> 00:25:30,667 Ooh! 425 00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:33,601 Houdini over here. 426 00:25:36,155 --> 00:25:38,882 Ah... ah? 427 00:25:52,758 --> 00:25:55,070 - Oh. - Galveston. 428 00:25:55,174 --> 00:25:58,039 Virgin Mary, holy being. 429 00:25:58,142 --> 00:26:00,006 Are you a poet? 430 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:01,870 No, I'm a witch. 431 00:26:01,974 --> 00:26:03,596 You conjure confidence here at Free Eden. 432 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:07,082 And, babe, this is just-- - You look amazing. 433 00:26:07,186 --> 00:26:08,359 Gorge. 434 00:26:09,326 --> 00:26:10,569 Wow. 435 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,847 Baby! 436 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,340 Thank you! 437 00:26:24,306 --> 00:26:26,377 Bye, girls! 438 00:26:26,481 --> 00:26:28,241 Thank you so much. 439 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:32,729 He was so sweet. 440 00:26:32,832 --> 00:26:35,214 Makes me really miss my dad. 441 00:26:36,491 --> 00:26:38,976 What, because he bought them stuff, he's a good guy? 442 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,840 They probably caught him with his mistress or something. 443 00:26:40,944 --> 00:26:43,981 It's called a payoff present. - You don't know that. 444 00:26:45,707 --> 00:26:47,433 Men are two faced, Pumpkin. 445 00:26:47,536 --> 00:26:48,917 Come on. 446 00:26:54,923 --> 00:26:57,063 - What was that? - Nothing. 447 00:26:58,064 --> 00:27:00,653 Code dill. I repeat, code dill. 448 00:27:00,757 --> 00:27:03,518 Go upstairs. Don't engage. 449 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,969 - Do y'all know her? - Copy, code dill. 450 00:27:06,072 --> 00:27:07,453 Vindicar. 451 00:27:07,556 --> 00:27:10,249 Apple, in my office. 452 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,152 Yes. Reporting another incident. 453 00:27:18,498 --> 00:27:21,640 Apple, this cannot happen again with the new girl. 454 00:27:21,743 --> 00:27:23,642 It won't. 455 00:27:26,955 --> 00:27:28,474 Let's go on a field trip. 456 00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:36,758 You have so much potential, Pumpkin. 457 00:27:36,862 --> 00:27:39,899 I see so much of myself in you. 458 00:27:40,003 --> 00:27:44,663 You know, when I was a sales girl, not yet a saleswoman, 459 00:27:44,766 --> 00:27:48,287 I had a knack for making something out of nothing. 460 00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:53,775 Even when I was a tiny little Apple, I had a green thumb. 461 00:27:55,052 --> 00:27:58,884 I made my own Paradise out of... 462 00:27:58,987 --> 00:28:03,198 playgrounds, doll houses, 463 00:28:03,302 --> 00:28:05,338 oversized Costco boxes. 464 00:28:06,788 --> 00:28:09,480 Because I had to. - Had to what? 465 00:28:09,584 --> 00:28:11,310 Survive. 466 00:28:13,105 --> 00:28:16,798 Women who don't have a garden won't grow. 467 00:28:16,902 --> 00:28:18,904 What did that one bitch say, 468 00:28:19,007 --> 00:28:21,492 "a room of one's own"? 469 00:28:21,596 --> 00:28:23,391 Virginia Woolf. 470 00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,324 No, that doesn't sound right. 471 00:28:26,532 --> 00:28:32,020 Anyways, we have to create spaces for ourselves. 472 00:28:33,608 --> 00:28:35,783 Rip out the weeds. 473 00:28:35,886 --> 00:28:38,061 Throw out the snakes. 474 00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:42,893 There's always work to be done to protect your garden. 475 00:28:44,895 --> 00:28:46,310 We can do it together. 476 00:28:46,414 --> 00:28:48,830 - Are you looking to buy? - Yeah, if I can find it. 477 00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:53,386 Look at what we already accomplished today. 478 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,392 When we met, 479 00:28:59,496 --> 00:29:01,809 I felt this connection. 480 00:29:03,155 --> 00:29:04,984 Like blood. 481 00:29:06,675 --> 00:29:08,539 - You did? - Did you? 482 00:29:13,924 --> 00:29:16,513 Which is why I'm happy to say... 483 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:20,137 ...you're hired, babe. 484 00:29:20,241 --> 00:29:21,587 - Yeah? - Yeah. 485 00:29:21,690 --> 00:29:24,072 Where the fuck is the pumpkin charm? 486 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,731 Thank you so much. 487 00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:30,354 I could have used that about ten minutes ago. 488 00:29:33,116 --> 00:29:35,325 Jane is the ultimate girl boss. 489 00:29:35,428 --> 00:29:37,327 She really does it all. 490 00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,088 I wish I could hold down that many jobs. 491 00:29:47,647 --> 00:29:49,097 OMG, Pumpkin. 492 00:29:49,201 --> 00:29:51,513 Jane Does Detective is my favorite. 493 00:29:51,617 --> 00:29:54,551 Look at her little khaki trench! 494 00:29:54,654 --> 00:29:55,897 You shouldn't have. 495 00:29:56,001 --> 00:29:57,830 I mean, well, you needed a talisman 496 00:29:57,934 --> 00:30:00,557 and she is the ultimate girlboss. 497 00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,283 So true. 498 00:30:02,386 --> 00:30:03,940 My talisman is Shirley Temple. 499 00:30:04,043 --> 00:30:05,631 The, uh, dead child actress? 500 00:30:05,734 --> 00:30:07,978 No, no. My 9-year-old Scottish fold. 501 00:30:08,082 --> 00:30:09,531 It's the same kind of cat that Taylor Swift has. 502 00:30:09,635 --> 00:30:11,602 A lot of people thought that she discovered Ed Sheeran, 503 00:30:11,706 --> 00:30:12,707 but she didn't. 504 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,742 We should name her Marilyn. 505 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,123 Oh, no, no, no. 506 00:30:15,227 --> 00:30:17,332 I think she should be part of the group. 507 00:30:21,164 --> 00:30:23,718 You should do the honors of unpacking those. 508 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,583 Oh, Apple. I had dibs on the stilettos. 509 00:30:26,686 --> 00:30:29,241 Oh, are you literally an infant? 510 00:30:32,485 --> 00:30:36,041 - Well, no. - You can unbox these, babe. 511 00:30:39,768 --> 00:30:43,289 Do you think Pumpkin is Apple's Mini-Me? 512 00:30:45,602 --> 00:30:47,500 Why does she like her so much? 513 00:30:51,021 --> 00:30:53,092 Keep your enemies close. 514 00:30:55,025 --> 00:30:56,475 - Hi. - Hey. 515 00:30:56,578 --> 00:30:58,857 - What are you guys doing? - Yeah, no, we're just-- 516 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,168 I love your hair. 517 00:31:18,497 --> 00:31:20,637 Happy winter solstice. 518 00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:22,742 Fall is over. 519 00:31:22,846 --> 00:31:25,884 Pumpkin has completed her retail cycle. 520 00:31:25,987 --> 00:31:28,679 So, we celebrate her first month with us 521 00:31:28,783 --> 00:31:30,992 and welcome... 522 00:31:31,096 --> 00:31:34,064 the birth of the sun. - The birth of the sun. 523 00:31:40,036 --> 00:31:41,451 Open up. 524 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:16,003 - What did we take? - Sequins. 525 00:32:16,106 --> 00:32:18,108 It's a placebo, babe. 526 00:32:18,212 --> 00:32:21,077 This is just what Paradise feels like. 527 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,958 Hi. 528 00:32:40,061 --> 00:32:42,443 - What is that? - It's my planner. 529 00:32:42,546 --> 00:32:43,823 Oh. 530 00:32:43,927 --> 00:32:45,446 Apple has me on a strict schedule. 531 00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:48,173 - Mm. - You know, for, like, my mental health. 532 00:32:50,658 --> 00:32:52,211 You know what? 533 00:32:52,315 --> 00:32:54,420 On Wednesdays, I have therapy. 534 00:32:55,732 --> 00:32:57,423 I need somebody to cover for me. 535 00:32:57,527 --> 00:33:00,357 If you're lucky, that could be you. 536 00:33:03,464 --> 00:33:04,603 So, um... 537 00:33:05,431 --> 00:33:07,606 ...Apple has a calendar for you? 538 00:33:09,159 --> 00:33:12,369 That is kind of controlling. 539 00:33:12,473 --> 00:33:14,578 Apple helped me get sober. 540 00:33:16,063 --> 00:33:19,480 And not, like, sad sober. 541 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:23,208 Like fun, hot sober. 542 00:33:24,381 --> 00:33:28,213 And she's helping me with a lot of-- 543 00:33:29,593 --> 00:33:31,319 You know what? 544 00:33:32,286 --> 00:33:35,737 I shouldn't dump truck my issues on you. 545 00:33:35,841 --> 00:33:37,877 We're working on that, too. 546 00:33:38,464 --> 00:33:41,847 I have a really bad case of main character syndrome. 547 00:33:41,950 --> 00:33:43,504 Guys, come dance with me. 548 00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:44,884 Okay. 549 00:34:03,627 --> 00:34:05,733 Confessional for you tonight, Fig. 550 00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:07,217 What? 551 00:34:07,321 --> 00:34:09,702 Cherry said you ditched her to meet Norman. 552 00:34:09,806 --> 00:34:11,670 - No, I didn't. - Stop. 553 00:34:11,773 --> 00:34:13,672 We have proof. 554 00:34:15,432 --> 00:34:17,503 We had plans to walk wistfully 555 00:34:17,607 --> 00:34:20,368 through the parking lot at sunset. 556 00:34:21,369 --> 00:34:23,889 I had to walk wistfully by myself. 557 00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:33,071 Okay. 558 00:34:56,749 --> 00:34:59,200 Forgive me, Marilyn... 559 00:35:02,238 --> 00:35:03,756 ...for... 560 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:09,383 I want to build an Ikea couch with Norman. 561 00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:16,735 I want to talk to him in words, not emojis. 562 00:35:19,047 --> 00:35:22,154 It's my mother's dream come true. 563 00:35:22,982 --> 00:35:28,195 She always wanted me to be a part of someone else's toolbox. 564 00:35:29,334 --> 00:35:31,853 To be used and put away. 565 00:35:35,754 --> 00:35:39,102 I watched my mother love someone entirely 566 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:41,622 and give up on herself. 567 00:35:44,866 --> 00:35:49,077 I got piercings so I wouldn't give up on myself. 568 00:35:49,595 --> 00:35:53,323 Got a physics degree so I wouldn't give up on myself. 569 00:35:53,979 --> 00:35:58,432 I allowed myself to find peace and freedom in Paradise 570 00:35:58,535 --> 00:36:01,400 so I wouldn't give up on myself. 571 00:36:04,576 --> 00:36:06,957 And I still feel alone. 572 00:36:11,307 --> 00:36:13,688 And then I met him. 573 00:36:14,379 --> 00:36:20,039 And he complimented me on my music taste and my piercings. 574 00:36:20,143 --> 00:36:21,696 And he told me that his name was Norman, 575 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,042 and, Marilyn, you know 576 00:36:23,146 --> 00:36:25,321 that "Psycho" is my favorite movie. 577 00:36:27,357 --> 00:36:29,394 He just wants me around. 578 00:36:31,327 --> 00:36:33,501 But now I feel split in two. 579 00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:39,369 And I am terrified 580 00:36:39,473 --> 00:36:43,062 that I am going to get the same haircut as my mother. 581 00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:51,830 Is she happy? 582 00:36:58,492 --> 00:37:00,977 Whoa, I don't want to text that. 583 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,392 Well, I'm glad you changed. 584 00:37:02,496 --> 00:37:03,980 Did you lock your car this time? 585 00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:05,602 Um, where did I... 586 00:37:05,706 --> 00:37:06,914 Yeah, I think so. 587 00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:08,916 You parked right there. 588 00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:12,057 - Bye. Good night. - Bye, Pumpkin. 589 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,508 - Bye! I love you. - I love you so much. 590 00:37:15,819 --> 00:37:17,890 Oh! It is cold. 591 00:37:17,994 --> 00:37:19,513 Bye. 592 00:37:26,727 --> 00:37:28,004 Hi, Mom. 593 00:37:28,107 --> 00:37:29,971 Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I missed your calls. 594 00:37:30,075 --> 00:37:32,974 Yeah, I'll pick up Betty Crocker on the way home. 595 00:37:33,975 --> 00:37:36,392 Yes. I'm being safe. 596 00:37:43,226 --> 00:37:44,986 I don't know yet, 597 00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:48,818 but I think I can crack the other two to find out. 598 00:37:56,929 --> 00:37:58,621 - Wow. - She can ring you up right now. 599 00:37:58,724 --> 00:38:00,554 - Yeah. - Okay. Yeah, sure. 600 00:38:01,382 --> 00:38:02,556 Are you-- 601 00:38:02,659 --> 00:38:04,972 Don't you want to make the sale? 602 00:38:05,075 --> 00:38:07,664 Oh, no. It's time for me to go. 603 00:38:07,768 --> 00:38:10,702 Oh, right. Yes. Yeah. Therapy. 604 00:38:11,634 --> 00:38:13,705 It's Wednesday. Have fun. - Yeah. 605 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,727 Bye. 606 00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:36,935 Oh! Wait. 607 00:38:38,212 --> 00:38:40,352 I forgot something. 608 00:38:48,809 --> 00:38:51,052 Around my neck. 609 00:38:51,156 --> 00:38:52,778 Therapy! - Okay. 610 00:39:49,732 --> 00:39:51,319 My little gumdrop! 611 00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:05,886 I'm so excited. 612 00:40:15,067 --> 00:40:17,518 Oh, leave us alone. Leave us alone. Bye! Bye! 613 00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:20,935 Keep going! Keep going! 614 00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:22,627 Oh, Pumpkin! Pumpkin! 615 00:40:22,730 --> 00:40:25,146 Cookie man, put me down! 616 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,527 What? Oh, fuck! 617 00:40:26,631 --> 00:40:28,426 Hey. Hey, babe. Um, I just-- 618 00:40:28,529 --> 00:40:31,394 I wanted to make sure that you... 619 00:40:31,498 --> 00:40:33,465 ate. - That's so sweet. 620 00:40:33,569 --> 00:40:36,330 Um... I ate. 621 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:39,298 Shit. I, uh, I gotta go. 622 00:40:39,402 --> 00:40:40,610 He's gotta go. 623 00:40:40,714 --> 00:40:43,130 I bet I burnt the, uh, snickerdoodles. 624 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:44,787 - Yeah. - Yeah. 625 00:40:44,890 --> 00:40:47,997 Um, give me a sec. 626 00:40:55,004 --> 00:40:57,040 Can you help me? My nails-- - Yes. Oh, my gosh. 627 00:40:57,144 --> 00:40:59,491 - Nails. - Yeah. 628 00:41:00,527 --> 00:41:02,598 I got you. - Oh. 629 00:41:02,701 --> 00:41:05,221 Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex? 630 00:41:05,324 --> 00:41:07,223 Um, I'm a virgin. 631 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,814 Really? - Yeah. 632 00:41:12,608 --> 00:41:14,679 That's so adorable. 633 00:41:14,782 --> 00:41:17,095 You know what? I've been thinking. 634 00:41:17,198 --> 00:41:20,788 You should be my new Mini-Me. - Um, Mini-Me? 635 00:41:20,892 --> 00:41:23,826 Yeah. We should get matching tattoos. 636 00:41:28,175 --> 00:41:31,143 Look, please don't tell Apple about this. 637 00:41:31,247 --> 00:41:33,214 Um, why? 638 00:41:33,318 --> 00:41:36,839 Well, I just have enough unattractive qualities. 639 00:41:36,942 --> 00:41:38,703 What, so, Apple doesn't like sex? 640 00:41:38,806 --> 00:41:41,775 No, Apple doesn't like when I have sex on Wednesdays. 641 00:41:41,878 --> 00:41:44,156 But you always have sex on Wednesdays. 642 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,710 What? 643 00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:48,747 Well, isn't today Wednesday? 644 00:41:50,956 --> 00:41:52,095 You know what? 645 00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:54,166 Free pass if you're wearing Tuesday, right? 646 00:41:55,927 --> 00:41:58,274 You know, the schedule is actually kind of nice 647 00:41:58,377 --> 00:42:01,864 because, um, she's just trying to make sure I stay sober, 648 00:42:01,967 --> 00:42:04,522 and I don't get dick-whipped. 649 00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:07,870 Right, but what's wrong with dick? 650 00:42:07,973 --> 00:42:11,390 I mean, she's like this with Fig, too, right? 651 00:42:11,494 --> 00:42:14,946 Apple means well. She just... 652 00:42:15,049 --> 00:42:19,916 She had bad experiences growing up with her dad. 653 00:42:20,986 --> 00:42:23,368 You know, the way he treated her mom and her, 654 00:42:23,471 --> 00:42:25,819 basically abandoned them. 655 00:42:25,922 --> 00:42:29,063 It's not my story to tell... 656 00:42:29,167 --> 00:42:31,169 but he sucks. 657 00:42:34,206 --> 00:42:38,383 R.I...something, not "P." 658 00:42:38,486 --> 00:42:39,487 Are y'all stealing? 659 00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:40,799 Because if you're stealing, 660 00:42:40,903 --> 00:42:41,766 there's cameras around here, y'all. 661 00:42:41,869 --> 00:42:44,216 No, we're not stealing. 662 00:42:47,012 --> 00:42:48,635 Hey, listen. 663 00:42:48,738 --> 00:42:51,983 I will not tell Apple, Cherry. 664 00:42:52,086 --> 00:42:55,573 I mean, a Mini-Me wouldn't do that, right? 665 00:42:56,366 --> 00:42:57,885 Pumpkin! 666 00:42:57,989 --> 00:43:00,267 Okay, and I won't tell her that you're a virgin 667 00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:02,925 because she also hates virgins. 668 00:43:03,028 --> 00:43:04,064 Oh. 669 00:43:05,030 --> 00:43:06,342 Okay. 670 00:43:10,139 --> 00:43:12,072 - Hey. - Hello. 671 00:43:12,175 --> 00:43:13,452 - Hi. - Hi. 672 00:43:13,556 --> 00:43:14,971 Hey. 673 00:43:15,075 --> 00:43:16,904 Oh, I, um... 674 00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:20,425 Oh, my God, that's so nice. 675 00:43:20,528 --> 00:43:21,771 - Yeah, I... - You're so sweet. 676 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:23,255 I don't know. I mean, okay, yeah. 677 00:43:23,359 --> 00:43:25,603 Oh, my God, I have the best Mini-Me ever. 678 00:43:25,706 --> 00:43:27,052 - Really? - Yes. 679 00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:30,159 What are you reading? 680 00:43:30,262 --> 00:43:32,955 Um, state birds, you know, just... 681 00:43:33,058 --> 00:43:35,129 - Okay. - It's my... 682 00:43:35,233 --> 00:43:36,683 Isn't that Fig's thing? 683 00:43:36,786 --> 00:43:38,443 Well, you know, I want to get to know all of you, 684 00:43:38,546 --> 00:43:39,962 but, I mean, I mean, okay, hold on. 685 00:43:40,065 --> 00:43:42,136 Wait a second. There's some good stuff in here. 686 00:43:45,036 --> 00:43:47,348 Thank you for covering me, Pum. 687 00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:08,231 Hey, Sharon, can you cover me at the register for a sec? 688 00:44:08,335 --> 00:44:10,337 I gotta go drop the kids off at the pool. 689 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,235 Okay. Thank you. Bye. 690 00:44:25,076 --> 00:44:27,388 Hi. 691 00:44:27,492 --> 00:44:29,390 Babe, you know, I love to dip. 692 00:44:29,494 --> 00:44:31,185 Thumbs up emoji. 693 00:44:33,947 --> 00:44:36,432 Oh, um, uh, bee emoji. 694 00:44:36,535 --> 00:44:38,261 Boy and girl kissing emoji, 695 00:44:38,365 --> 00:44:41,989 red heart emoji, and red question emoji? 696 00:44:42,093 --> 00:44:44,371 Norman, no one's watching me here. 697 00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:47,270 You can just verbally ask me what you want to ask me. 698 00:44:47,374 --> 00:44:48,686 Would you be my girlfriend? 699 00:44:51,309 --> 00:44:53,207 Huh? What do you think? 700 00:44:55,382 --> 00:44:56,348 Yes. 701 00:44:56,452 --> 00:44:58,834 - What? - I said yes. 702 00:45:00,732 --> 00:45:02,700 She said yes, everyone! 703 00:45:06,013 --> 00:45:07,705 And that's not even the best part. 704 00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:09,223 How could it get any better? 705 00:45:09,327 --> 00:45:11,294 I got us tickets to see Ed Sheeran. 706 00:45:11,398 --> 00:45:13,296 - No! - Yes! 707 00:45:16,334 --> 00:45:18,129 I just sent them to you. 708 00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:21,063 What's up? 709 00:45:23,410 --> 00:45:24,860 Wait. 710 00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:28,242 I thought I left it at-- 711 00:45:29,450 --> 00:45:31,487 Spooky ringtone, babe. 712 00:45:34,455 --> 00:45:36,112 What do you want? 713 00:45:36,216 --> 00:45:37,976 I just came to bring you your phone. 714 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,598 I really can't lose-- 715 00:45:39,702 --> 00:45:41,773 It is very hard for me to make friends. 716 00:45:41,877 --> 00:45:44,051 Just like the Great Horned Owl. - Really? 717 00:45:44,155 --> 00:45:47,814 I feel like you're more of a rosy-faced lovebird. 718 00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:50,851 Super social and kind. 719 00:45:50,955 --> 00:45:54,165 You've learned about birds for me? 720 00:45:54,268 --> 00:45:55,925 The northern mockingbird can sing 721 00:45:56,029 --> 00:45:58,341 up to 200 different songs and sounds from other-- 722 00:45:58,445 --> 00:46:01,103 Insects and amphibians. 723 00:46:02,069 --> 00:46:03,312 Okay. 724 00:46:04,106 --> 00:46:05,901 Have you ever seen "Psycho"? 725 00:46:06,004 --> 00:46:08,938 No. Ew. Hate horror movies. Bleh. 726 00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:11,630 Okay, well, Norman was named after Norman Bates 727 00:46:11,734 --> 00:46:12,977 because he's such a mama's boy. 728 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,289 Oh, that's so cute. 729 00:46:15,393 --> 00:46:16,704 He's so loving. 730 00:46:16,808 --> 00:46:18,396 He's my favorite boy in the whole wide world. 731 00:46:18,499 --> 00:46:20,432 Pumpkin, please do not tell them and take that away from me. 732 00:46:20,536 --> 00:46:22,158 Oh, no, that's not what I'm trying to do. 733 00:46:22,262 --> 00:46:24,471 Cherry and Apple will not understand. 734 00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:26,197 I think Cherry will understand. 735 00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:27,474 She's fucking all of the food court 736 00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:29,027 on Wednesdays. - What? 737 00:46:29,131 --> 00:46:30,649 She's not allowed to have sex on Wednesdays. 738 00:46:30,753 --> 00:46:32,686 Yeah, I just I don't understand all of these secrets. 739 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,653 And why are you so afraid of Apple? 740 00:46:34,757 --> 00:46:36,207 We can't let history repeat itself. 741 00:46:36,310 --> 00:46:38,450 Fig, you're not making any sense right now. 742 00:46:38,554 --> 00:46:40,142 And we're in a little bit of a pickle here. 743 00:46:40,245 --> 00:46:41,695 Oh, my God! So, you know her name? 744 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,110 What? Who? 745 00:46:43,214 --> 00:46:44,836 Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. 746 00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:46,389 Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. 747 00:46:46,493 --> 00:46:48,046 Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. 748 00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:51,118 Pull yourself together, Fig. 749 00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:53,776 What-- What happened? 750 00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:02,371 Pickle was the perfect boho babe. 751 00:47:02,474 --> 00:47:03,751 Sun-kissed blonde hair, 752 00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:05,236 zero daddy issues 753 00:47:05,339 --> 00:47:08,549 and effortlessly Gorgina George. 754 00:47:09,136 --> 00:47:11,552 Apple immediately knew she'd found her Mini-Me. 755 00:47:12,691 --> 00:47:13,969 It's a guttural feeling. 756 00:47:14,072 --> 00:47:15,798 Kind of like finding a soulmate, you know? 757 00:47:15,902 --> 00:47:17,489 - It's perfect. - - Okay. - Calm down. 758 00:47:17,593 --> 00:47:20,907 They were as glued together as Pickle's glitter fake lashes. 759 00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:23,323 We all loved her. 760 00:47:23,426 --> 00:47:27,223 We were like the four elements, living in complete harmony. 761 00:47:28,328 --> 00:47:29,674 But then... 762 00:47:29,777 --> 00:47:32,539 then, Pickle met Ashton. 763 00:47:32,642 --> 00:47:34,679 Ashton was Avril "Sk8r Boi" hot, 764 00:47:34,782 --> 00:47:37,199 a wannabe bad boy. - Are you hungry? 765 00:47:37,302 --> 00:47:38,614 And it rubbed off on Pickle. 766 00:47:38,717 --> 00:47:40,650 She even started wearing mini UGG boots to rebel 767 00:47:40,754 --> 00:47:43,550 against the Free Eden dress code. 768 00:47:43,653 --> 00:47:45,897 It got nasty fast. 769 00:47:46,001 --> 00:47:48,141 Apple was furious. 770 00:47:49,245 --> 00:47:50,937 After Pickle skipped her third Paradise, 771 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,043 because obviously Ashton was more important, 772 00:47:54,147 --> 00:47:57,805 Apple told us we were gonna try something fucking lit. 773 00:47:57,909 --> 00:47:59,635 A hex. - Stop. 774 00:47:59,738 --> 00:48:03,363 She didn't tell us against who, just that they deserved it. 775 00:48:05,330 --> 00:48:07,091 What you have done to me, 776 00:48:07,194 --> 00:48:10,749 let it rebound on you tenfold. 777 00:48:10,853 --> 00:48:14,684 I curse your ugliness and cruelty. 778 00:48:16,238 --> 00:48:18,930 I condemn you, snake. 779 00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:22,451 I condemn you, snake. 780 00:48:22,554 --> 00:48:24,418 I condemn you, snake. 781 00:48:24,522 --> 00:48:26,662 I condemn you, snake. 782 00:48:30,252 --> 00:48:33,220 Next thing we knew, Ashton was in a coma. 783 00:48:33,324 --> 00:48:36,396 Like some "Grey's Anatomy" type shit. 784 00:48:36,499 --> 00:48:38,087 They think someone at Free Eden poisoned him, 785 00:48:38,191 --> 00:48:40,434 but no one knew who. 786 00:48:40,538 --> 00:48:43,196 And Pickle, she lost it. 787 00:48:47,786 --> 00:48:49,271 Okay, wait. 788 00:48:49,374 --> 00:48:51,376 Poisoned? 789 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,826 With what? 790 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,069 Tyler! Oh, my God. 791 00:48:54,172 --> 00:48:56,381 This is a private conversation. Get out! 792 00:48:56,485 --> 00:48:58,694 Girl, I don't know. I'm not his next of kin. 793 00:48:58,797 --> 00:49:00,834 All I can tell you is that the police got involved, 794 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:03,078 and Pickle was committed to a hospital. 795 00:49:03,181 --> 00:49:05,149 - For how long? - A while. 796 00:49:05,252 --> 00:49:07,220 And that's when corporate brought in Sharon. 797 00:49:07,323 --> 00:49:08,531 Why? 798 00:49:08,635 --> 00:49:10,257 I don't know, they thought that Free Eden 799 00:49:10,361 --> 00:49:11,845 could become a toxic workplace or something 800 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,709 and they wanted someone to oversee us, 801 00:49:13,812 --> 00:49:15,331 which we don't need 802 00:49:15,435 --> 00:49:17,195 because we're obviously women supporting other women. 803 00:49:17,299 --> 00:49:19,853 That's why Apple hates her, because she's not supporting us. 804 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,234 Not really, anyway. 805 00:49:21,337 --> 00:49:23,753 I can't let anything happen to Norman. 806 00:49:23,857 --> 00:49:26,239 What do you mean? 807 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:31,485 Whatever that hex was, what we did was dangerous, babe. 808 00:50:30,993 --> 00:50:33,133 Mall's closed today! 809 00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:06,442 Wait! 810 00:51:06,546 --> 00:51:07,719 Wait, wait, wait. 811 00:51:47,725 --> 00:51:48,967 Pickle? 812 00:52:07,986 --> 00:52:09,264 Run. 813 00:52:09,367 --> 00:52:12,163 - What happened to you? - She's dangerous. 814 00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,924 She hurts the ones she loves. 815 00:52:15,304 --> 00:52:17,030 She hurts the ones she loves. 816 00:52:17,513 --> 00:52:19,101 She hurts the ones she loves. 817 00:52:19,481 --> 00:52:22,208 She hurts the ones she loves. 818 00:52:23,554 --> 00:52:24,934 No. 819 00:52:41,675 --> 00:52:42,952 Sharon? 820 00:52:43,056 --> 00:52:44,782 In the break room. 821 00:52:51,996 --> 00:52:55,586 Hey, Sharon. Um, can I talk to you for a sec? 822 00:52:55,689 --> 00:52:57,381 Yeah. Come on in. 823 00:52:58,485 --> 00:52:59,969 I need to show you something. 824 00:53:00,901 --> 00:53:02,489 What is it? 825 00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:26,513 Pumpkin, come to my office 826 00:53:26,617 --> 00:53:28,205 15 before your shift ends today. 827 00:53:28,308 --> 00:53:31,449 We need to talk about chino pants. 828 00:53:31,553 --> 00:53:33,348 Don't tell the girls. 829 00:53:33,451 --> 00:53:36,627 Sorry, Sharon. I, uh, folded them wrong. 830 00:53:37,628 --> 00:53:39,699 Who taught you how to fold those? 831 00:53:43,737 --> 00:53:45,601 Don't worry. I'll come with you on this one. 832 00:53:45,705 --> 00:53:47,983 It's like the fourth time that she's called you in this week. 833 00:53:48,086 --> 00:53:49,433 Yeah, she only ever calls in Apple 834 00:53:49,536 --> 00:53:51,573 because Apple's always getting in trouble. 835 00:53:51,676 --> 00:53:53,851 Yeah, I can talk to her alone. It's fine. 836 00:53:53,954 --> 00:53:56,474 I will teach her how to fold the chino pants. 837 00:53:56,578 --> 00:53:58,476 From now on, don't worry about Sharon, babe. 838 00:53:58,580 --> 00:53:59,788 Come. 839 00:54:02,929 --> 00:54:05,759 Chino pants are a very awkward length. 840 00:54:19,428 --> 00:54:20,705 Hey, guys. 841 00:54:20,809 --> 00:54:22,776 I talked to Sharon and everything's-- 842 00:54:25,469 --> 00:54:27,264 Change into this, babe. 843 00:54:27,367 --> 00:54:28,334 You look like you've seen someone wearing white 844 00:54:28,437 --> 00:54:30,577 after Labor Day. 845 00:54:37,722 --> 00:54:41,416 A snake is attempting to enter our garden, ladies. 846 00:54:41,519 --> 00:54:44,591 Sharon may be plotting to fire Pumpkin. 847 00:54:44,695 --> 00:54:48,250 We must protect our crops by any means necessary. 848 00:54:48,354 --> 00:54:50,390 Dude, come on. 849 00:54:50,942 --> 00:54:53,669 Yeah, maybe we could just do some cute dark magic, 850 00:54:53,773 --> 00:54:56,879 like... the spell for eternal dandruff. 851 00:54:56,983 --> 00:55:00,366 - No. Stop fucking around. - I don't hate Sharon. 852 00:55:00,469 --> 00:55:02,885 What are you even talking about, Pumpkin? 853 00:55:02,989 --> 00:55:04,818 We don't know what Sharon is capable of. 854 00:55:04,922 --> 00:55:06,337 She could destroy us. 855 00:55:06,441 --> 00:55:08,753 And that is why we need to do this hex. 856 00:55:08,857 --> 00:55:11,480 Sharon is a snake. She's always been a snake. 857 00:55:11,584 --> 00:55:14,621 And you know how we handle snakes in our garden. 858 00:55:15,967 --> 00:55:19,350 Like how you handled Ashton and Pickle? 859 00:55:20,144 --> 00:55:22,353 What did you say? 860 00:55:23,872 --> 00:55:25,736 Who told her? 861 00:55:27,462 --> 00:55:30,050 Do we have another snake amongst us? 862 00:55:31,466 --> 00:55:34,469 We all did that hex, including Pickle. 863 00:55:34,572 --> 00:55:36,540 And we went into it agreeing 864 00:55:36,643 --> 00:55:39,128 that whoever deserved the punishment would receive it. 865 00:55:39,232 --> 00:55:41,165 Well, we can't do this. 866 00:55:41,268 --> 00:55:43,788 Just be grateful it isn't Norman. 867 00:55:50,070 --> 00:55:51,209 Fig. 868 00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,873 You don't trust me, babe? 869 00:56:01,116 --> 00:56:03,049 I thought I was your BFF. 870 00:56:03,152 --> 00:56:04,844 You are. 871 00:56:23,276 --> 00:56:25,796 What you have done to me, 872 00:56:25,899 --> 00:56:29,558 let it rebound on you tenfold. 873 00:56:29,662 --> 00:56:34,080 I curse your ugliness and cruelty. 874 00:56:38,567 --> 00:56:39,982 Uh, hello? 875 00:56:42,571 --> 00:56:44,021 I condemn you, snake. 876 00:56:44,124 --> 00:56:46,610 - I condemn you, snake. - I condemn you, snake. 877 00:56:51,028 --> 00:56:53,133 Babe, you have to join in order for it to work. 878 00:56:53,237 --> 00:56:55,377 We're literally doing this for you. 879 00:57:01,728 --> 00:57:04,697 I condemn you, snake. 880 00:57:21,748 --> 00:57:23,094 Aah! 881 00:57:25,856 --> 00:57:28,790 Hey, Pum. I got you some liquid courage. 882 00:57:29,342 --> 00:57:31,517 How many times do I have to tell you I don't drink coffee? 883 00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:33,933 Oh, girl, it's just a matcha latte. 884 00:57:34,036 --> 00:57:35,624 I got you. - Oh. 885 00:57:35,728 --> 00:57:38,455 Um, what are you still doing here? 886 00:57:38,558 --> 00:57:40,318 Apple made us swear to stick around 887 00:57:40,422 --> 00:57:42,182 for your talk with Sharon. 888 00:57:42,286 --> 00:57:44,322 Why can't I do anything by myself? 889 00:57:44,426 --> 00:57:46,601 Babe, we all just want to support you. 890 00:57:46,704 --> 00:57:49,224 We're worried about you, you know? 891 00:57:50,190 --> 00:57:52,399 Nooo! 892 00:57:52,503 --> 00:57:54,505 Aaaaah! 893 00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:56,818 Oh, my God. 894 00:57:58,302 --> 00:57:59,786 Come on. 895 00:58:04,791 --> 00:58:06,759 Aaah! 896 00:58:08,588 --> 00:58:10,452 Um... 897 00:58:10,556 --> 00:58:13,593 I think-- I think the hex backfired. 898 00:58:15,043 --> 00:58:17,183 We never said Sharon's name in the spell, Apple. 899 00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:18,529 What if it hit Pickle instead? 900 00:58:18,633 --> 00:58:20,462 What if this is our fault? 901 00:58:26,848 --> 00:58:28,435 Let's get out of here. 902 00:58:39,964 --> 00:58:41,414 Apple. 903 00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:44,313 Please don't fire Pumpkin. 904 00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:45,901 What are you talking about? 905 00:58:46,005 --> 00:58:47,351 What did you do to Pickle? 906 00:58:47,454 --> 00:58:48,939 Why are you accusing me? 907 00:58:49,042 --> 00:58:52,080 All I ever do around here is try to help people. 908 00:58:53,184 --> 00:58:55,014 I am an empath, Sharon. 909 00:58:55,117 --> 00:58:57,603 I am trying to make the world a better place. 910 00:58:57,706 --> 00:59:00,778 Do you think you can make the world a better place 911 00:59:00,882 --> 00:59:03,298 by getting rid of someone? 912 00:59:03,401 --> 00:59:05,196 What are you talking about? 913 00:59:07,302 --> 00:59:09,097 Are you going to tell corporate? 914 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,099 Tell corporate what? 915 00:59:15,275 --> 00:59:17,519 - Do you feel bad? - What? 916 00:59:17,623 --> 00:59:19,141 About Pickle. Do you feel bad? 917 00:59:19,245 --> 00:59:22,041 Why would I feel bad? I didn't push her. 918 00:59:22,144 --> 00:59:23,836 You didn't? 919 00:59:25,976 --> 00:59:27,633 Did you? 920 00:59:28,737 --> 00:59:30,567 It's all falling apart. 921 00:59:31,395 --> 00:59:33,811 Not on my watch. 922 01:00:35,355 --> 01:00:38,635 Forgive me, Marilyn, for I have sinned. 923 01:00:39,221 --> 01:00:42,431 Some people in Highland Park think I'm dead. 924 01:00:43,709 --> 01:00:45,849 I never corrected them. 925 01:00:47,436 --> 01:00:49,922 You know, if your entire family dies in a fire, 926 01:00:50,025 --> 01:00:53,650 I guess you sort of die, too. 927 01:00:55,341 --> 01:00:58,965 I just miss the ones I loved that died in a house 928 01:00:59,069 --> 01:01:01,796 that burned in two minutes 929 01:01:01,899 --> 01:01:04,488 while I was fucking the prom king 930 01:01:04,591 --> 01:01:07,940 in a donut shop parking lot. 931 01:01:09,804 --> 01:01:12,254 You know, Shirley Temple found me there, 932 01:01:12,358 --> 01:01:16,017 and she told me about the fire, but... 933 01:01:22,333 --> 01:01:26,441 I don't really feel alive anymore. 934 01:01:30,514 --> 01:01:33,103 Except when I'm with Apple. 935 01:01:36,313 --> 01:01:39,005 Men definitely don't think I'm alive. 936 01:01:40,317 --> 01:01:45,046 They just want to buy me with diamonds. 937 01:01:53,399 --> 01:01:56,264 I think they think it's fun to fuck a ghost. 938 01:02:02,097 --> 01:02:04,997 They don't care about me like Apple does. 939 01:02:10,934 --> 01:02:15,939 Diamonds are a girl's best friend. 940 01:02:16,042 --> 01:02:18,527 You said that. 941 01:02:29,953 --> 01:02:32,610 Is Apple still my best friend? 942 01:02:37,408 --> 01:02:40,032 I thought I could be her antidote. 943 01:02:41,412 --> 01:02:43,483 That was foolish of me. 944 01:02:45,002 --> 01:02:52,009 She will always be that cartoonish poison apple. 945 01:02:55,288 --> 01:02:57,290 You know, Apple... 946 01:02:59,948 --> 01:03:01,985 Apple has a story... 947 01:03:03,952 --> 01:03:07,128 ...that's really interesting. 948 01:03:09,889 --> 01:03:14,514 You know, she poisoned her dad. 949 01:03:17,414 --> 01:03:20,313 How much more interesting can you get? 950 01:03:59,939 --> 01:04:01,285 Your call has been forwarded 951 01:04:01,389 --> 01:04:03,770 to an automatic voice message system. 952 01:04:20,649 --> 01:04:22,030 Good morning, shoppers. 953 01:04:22,134 --> 01:04:23,825 Due to severe thunderstorm warnings, 954 01:04:23,929 --> 01:04:26,655 some of our store hours may be affected. 955 01:04:36,424 --> 01:04:39,427 Cherry, why is Shirley Temple here? 956 01:04:39,530 --> 01:04:41,947 She's going to destroy the monochromatic yarn baskets. 957 01:04:42,050 --> 01:04:43,880 Oh, well, Shirley Temple is my new Mini-Me. 958 01:04:43,983 --> 01:04:47,262 - I'm allergic to cats. - Of course you are. 959 01:04:47,366 --> 01:04:50,231 Everyone, please look at my icing by Ina. 960 01:04:53,959 --> 01:04:57,238 Everyone please comment on my icing by Ina. 961 01:04:57,963 --> 01:04:59,378 - Wow! - Oh, my God. 962 01:04:59,481 --> 01:05:00,517 Icing by Ina. 963 01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:01,621 - Wow. - Wow. 964 01:05:01,725 --> 01:05:03,002 That looks really beautiful. 965 01:05:03,106 --> 01:05:05,177 - I love cupcakes. - The box is nice. 966 01:05:08,352 --> 01:05:12,080 I know yesterday was... wack, 967 01:05:12,184 --> 01:05:14,358 but it's really not my fault because I googled it 968 01:05:14,462 --> 01:05:17,948 and Mercury was in retrograde, so there you go. 969 01:05:20,123 --> 01:05:23,091 Guys, I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. 970 01:05:23,195 --> 01:05:26,094 Is it crazy that I walked here without an umbrella? 971 01:05:26,198 --> 01:05:28,338 See? Mercury in retrograde. 972 01:05:28,441 --> 01:05:30,996 No, bitch, it's tornado season. 973 01:05:31,099 --> 01:05:33,860 Maybe the water could, like, wash away our sins. 974 01:05:35,276 --> 01:05:36,691 What's Shirley Temple doing here? 975 01:05:36,794 --> 01:05:38,624 Uh, Cherry is also having a nervous breakdown. 976 01:05:38,727 --> 01:05:41,661 Pumpkin, I went on a hot girl jog this morning. 977 01:05:41,765 --> 01:05:43,629 Could somebody having a nervous breakdown go on a jog? 978 01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:46,908 Pumpkin, do you know how hard it is to get a cupcake 979 01:05:47,012 --> 01:05:48,910 to look like a pumpkin? 980 01:05:49,014 --> 01:05:51,188 But I got that done... 981 01:05:51,292 --> 01:05:52,879 for you. 982 01:05:52,983 --> 01:05:54,502 Guys? 983 01:05:54,605 --> 01:05:56,159 I think we need to talk about Pickle. 984 01:05:56,262 --> 01:05:59,300 Everyone, please eat your I by I, please. 985 01:06:09,827 --> 01:06:11,450 Thank you. 986 01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:26,741 Swallow your seed. 987 01:06:27,707 --> 01:06:28,915 Sure. 988 01:06:38,339 --> 01:06:39,961 Mmm! 989 01:06:40,065 --> 01:06:41,894 That's very good. 990 01:06:52,836 --> 01:06:54,010 Apple? 991 01:06:54,113 --> 01:06:56,805 What the hell was in my I by I's? 992 01:06:56,909 --> 01:06:58,773 What? What are you talking about? 993 01:06:58,876 --> 01:07:00,775 Did you put something in-- 994 01:07:03,709 --> 01:07:05,504 Don't touch me. 995 01:07:05,607 --> 01:07:09,025 - Um. I'm gonna walkie Sharon. - Don't you dare, Fig! 996 01:07:09,128 --> 01:07:11,579 I'm sorry. Okay? I'm just a little freaked out. 997 01:07:11,682 --> 01:07:14,133 First it was Pickle, and now this? 998 01:07:14,237 --> 01:07:17,102 Dude, you know it's bad when the scientist is scared. 999 01:07:17,205 --> 01:07:20,484 Yeah, Apple, could we sidebar for a quick second? 1000 01:07:20,588 --> 01:07:23,280 - Not right now. - It's actually a 9-1-1. 1001 01:07:28,596 --> 01:07:32,427 Hey, so, um, did you girlboss again? 1002 01:07:33,532 --> 01:07:35,396 What the freak are you talking about? 1003 01:07:35,499 --> 01:07:39,193 - You know, like, with your dad? - Stoptalking! 1004 01:07:40,711 --> 01:07:42,092 Okay, who did this? 1005 01:07:42,196 --> 01:07:43,680 I know it wasn't me. I know it wasn't 1006 01:07:43,783 --> 01:07:45,682 the Icing by Ina chick because I caught her 1007 01:07:45,785 --> 01:07:48,064 blowing the Keep Calm and Cookie On employee. 1008 01:07:48,167 --> 01:07:49,686 She's hooking up with him, too? 1009 01:07:49,789 --> 01:07:51,067 What do you mean by "too"? 1010 01:07:51,170 --> 01:07:53,138 So, I have the ultimate blackmail on her. 1011 01:07:53,241 --> 01:07:54,760 So, who did this? 1012 01:07:54,863 --> 01:07:58,488 Wait, where were you guys when Pickle jumped? 1013 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,457 Where was Pumpkin? 1014 01:08:02,561 --> 01:08:04,977 I mean, she could have been the snake this whole time. 1015 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:09,740 That's why she's over there running for mayor of Vomville. 1016 01:08:11,777 --> 01:08:15,781 You are so fucking ugly right now, Cherry. 1017 01:08:15,884 --> 01:08:19,647 I don't care how much Rare Beauty mascara you use. 1018 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:22,305 Your insides are on fire, 1019 01:08:22,408 --> 01:08:25,342 and I can smell the smoke. 1020 01:08:27,482 --> 01:08:29,070 Emergency Paradise tonight. 1021 01:08:29,174 --> 01:08:30,830 - What?! - No excuses. 1022 01:08:30,934 --> 01:08:35,180 Remember, we did this hex to eliminate the snake. 1023 01:08:36,008 --> 01:08:37,734 We will find out who they are. 1024 01:08:49,677 --> 01:08:52,162 Congrats on grad school, baby boo. 1025 01:08:54,026 --> 01:08:55,269 I'm sorry. Um, sorry, 1026 01:08:55,372 --> 01:08:56,856 I just-- I don't want them knowing 1027 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,342 what's going on in my life right now, you know? 1028 01:08:59,445 --> 01:09:04,070 Um, oh, uh, don't come to Free Eden tonight, okay? 1029 01:09:04,174 --> 01:09:06,142 I'm gonna meet you at Ed Sheeran. 1030 01:09:06,245 --> 01:09:08,592 Copy, Apple. I'm running upstairs. 1031 01:09:31,891 --> 01:09:33,341 It's not safe here. 1032 01:09:57,779 --> 01:09:59,678 As we all know, 1033 01:09:59,781 --> 01:10:02,267 Marilyn Monroe was murdered by the United States government 1034 01:10:02,370 --> 01:10:05,235 on August 4th, 1962. 1035 01:10:07,444 --> 01:10:09,826 After her love affair with our John F. Kennedy, 1036 01:10:09,929 --> 01:10:12,069 she knew too much. 1037 01:10:12,622 --> 01:10:14,934 They underestimated her due to her beauty 1038 01:10:15,038 --> 01:10:17,385 and her perfectly placed mole. 1039 01:10:18,421 --> 01:10:20,043 She needed to be eliminated. 1040 01:10:20,146 --> 01:10:22,494 The feminine sacrifice. 1041 01:10:25,876 --> 01:10:27,844 Open this. - Oh, yes. 1042 01:10:29,501 --> 01:10:32,538 We cannot let her death be in vain. 1043 01:10:34,471 --> 01:10:37,509 Oh, I'm sorry I couldn't get it with my-- 1044 01:10:38,544 --> 01:10:41,237 So, our question remains. 1045 01:10:46,897 --> 01:10:49,037 Who is our JFK? 1046 01:10:53,835 --> 01:10:55,561 Is it you, Fig? 1047 01:10:56,390 --> 01:10:58,840 Are you our John F. Kennedy? 1048 01:11:00,946 --> 01:11:03,362 Is it you, Cherry? 1049 01:11:03,466 --> 01:11:05,778 Are you our handsome president? 1050 01:11:05,882 --> 01:11:07,815 The ultimate traitor? 1051 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,614 Somebody fucking say something! 1052 01:11:18,653 --> 01:11:19,999 Fine. 1053 01:11:21,346 --> 01:11:23,486 I didn't want it to come to this. 1054 01:11:23,589 --> 01:11:25,660 But in order for the truth to be revealed, 1055 01:11:25,764 --> 01:11:30,113 for Marilyn to truly speak to us, 1056 01:11:30,216 --> 01:11:33,772 we must do a sacrifice. 1057 01:11:34,324 --> 01:11:38,328 It is the only way to save Paradise. 1058 01:11:38,432 --> 01:11:41,124 We must offer up... 1059 01:11:47,958 --> 01:11:49,650 ...Shirley Temple. 1060 01:11:49,753 --> 01:11:51,721 - Apple! - What the fuck? 1061 01:11:51,824 --> 01:11:53,412 You know she's all I have left. 1062 01:11:53,516 --> 01:11:55,725 Have you ever killed something before, Apple? 1063 01:11:59,107 --> 01:12:01,109 Do I just mean nothing to you? 1064 01:12:01,213 --> 01:12:03,940 No, no, it's just she's my family. 1065 01:12:04,043 --> 01:12:06,080 Enough! 1066 01:12:06,183 --> 01:12:07,392 Enough! 1067 01:12:07,495 --> 01:12:10,774 I am so fucking done with this coven. 1068 01:12:10,878 --> 01:12:12,086 Is this a coven? 1069 01:12:13,087 --> 01:12:14,330 I only took this job 1070 01:12:14,433 --> 01:12:15,917 because I wanted to wear floral lingerie 1071 01:12:16,021 --> 01:12:17,229 as a summer dress, 1072 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,920 and because I was trying to save money 1073 01:12:19,024 --> 01:12:20,646 so that I could submit applications for grad school. 1074 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:23,649 But guess what, mother fuckers, I got in. 1075 01:12:23,753 --> 01:12:24,754 I'm done. 1076 01:12:24,857 --> 01:12:26,997 This shit has been killing me. 1077 01:12:28,205 --> 01:12:29,552 Yeah, but you don't have to leave 1078 01:12:29,655 --> 01:12:31,864 because you're not the snake. 1079 01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:36,041 You're not John F. Kennedy. 1080 01:12:36,144 --> 01:12:37,560 Apple, 1081 01:12:37,663 --> 01:12:40,114 I'm the one who told Pumpkin about Pickle. 1082 01:12:40,217 --> 01:12:42,703 And I'm glad that I did, because look at what happened. 1083 01:12:42,806 --> 01:12:45,844 Why won't anybody talk about what happened? 1084 01:12:45,947 --> 01:12:47,432 She died. 1085 01:12:47,535 --> 01:12:50,158 I washed her brain matter out of my fishnets. 1086 01:12:50,262 --> 01:12:52,575 You can't leave! 1087 01:12:52,678 --> 01:12:56,544 If you leave, we can't finish the retail season cycle. 1088 01:12:56,648 --> 01:13:01,549 Cherry, you are a lip gloss shell. 1089 01:13:01,653 --> 01:13:04,794 Can't you see that she is poison? 1090 01:13:07,797 --> 01:13:09,108 Emily. 1091 01:13:09,212 --> 01:13:10,903 Norman, what are you doing here? 1092 01:13:11,007 --> 01:13:12,664 I told you I would meet you at Ed. 1093 01:13:12,767 --> 01:13:15,045 You said you weren't safe. I came to see you. 1094 01:13:15,149 --> 01:13:16,875 What's going on? - Fig! 1095 01:13:17,703 --> 01:13:23,157 Why is he calling you... Emily? 1096 01:13:23,260 --> 01:13:26,091 Yeah, is your name fucking Emily? 1097 01:13:26,194 --> 01:13:28,369 Yes, my name is Emily. 1098 01:13:28,473 --> 01:13:31,337 My name is fucking Emily. 1099 01:13:31,441 --> 01:13:32,822 It is mind boggling to me 1100 01:13:32,925 --> 01:13:34,755 that you are all named after quirky fruit. 1101 01:13:34,858 --> 01:13:37,205 I mean, who in the fresh hell names their baby Fig? 1102 01:13:37,309 --> 01:13:39,380 - Is this a cult? - Hi. 1103 01:13:39,484 --> 01:13:41,002 I am in love with Norman, 1104 01:13:41,106 --> 01:13:44,005 and I want to speak to him in words, not emojis. 1105 01:13:44,765 --> 01:13:47,802 Apple, he's the snake. 1106 01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:52,151 Take me to Ed Sheeran, baby. 1107 01:13:52,255 --> 01:13:53,256 He's the snake! 1108 01:13:53,359 --> 01:13:54,326 Nice to meet you. 1109 01:14:06,787 --> 01:14:09,790 Norman! 1110 01:14:12,033 --> 01:14:14,622 Uh... uh... 1111 01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:16,866 I tripped. 1112 01:14:20,283 --> 01:14:21,733 I tripped! 1113 01:14:24,321 --> 01:14:27,635 Okay, well, surely we don't have to sacrifice Shirley anymore. 1114 01:14:27,739 --> 01:14:31,984 So, I am-- oh, Fig! 1115 01:14:32,088 --> 01:14:34,608 Fig, I feel like this is ending! I don't want this to end! 1116 01:14:34,711 --> 01:14:37,473 I don't care if your name is Emily. 1117 01:14:38,266 --> 01:14:39,992 What did you do? 1118 01:14:58,217 --> 01:15:00,772 Fuuuuck! 1119 01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:09,263 Fuck! Fuck! 1120 01:15:15,441 --> 01:15:17,374 You're fine. 1121 01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:28,040 Sorry you had to see me like that, Marilyn. 1122 01:15:39,707 --> 01:15:41,606 Is this... 1123 01:15:41,709 --> 01:15:43,573 recording? 1124 01:15:45,851 --> 01:15:48,129 Pumpkin, I need to talk to you. 1125 01:15:49,130 --> 01:15:53,031 Fig! Emily! 1126 01:15:53,134 --> 01:15:55,343 Oh! 1127 01:15:55,447 --> 01:15:57,587 Apple, what happened to your robe? 1128 01:15:57,691 --> 01:15:59,002 It's deceased. 1129 01:15:59,106 --> 01:16:00,659 What was that? 1130 01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:05,975 - Oh, my God. - What? 1131 01:16:06,078 --> 01:16:07,873 Tornado warning in Dallas County. 1132 01:16:07,977 --> 01:16:10,289 - There's a tornado warning? - Yes, in effect all night. 1133 01:16:10,393 --> 01:16:12,084 - Oh! - What are you doing? 1134 01:16:12,188 --> 01:16:14,984 Well, Shirley Temple gets triggered by natural disasters. 1135 01:16:15,087 --> 01:16:18,539 Fire, air, water. Pretty much all the elements. 1136 01:16:18,643 --> 01:16:20,714 I should go get her. - Leave the cat. 1137 01:16:20,817 --> 01:16:22,370 What are you doing? - I'm calling my mom. 1138 01:16:22,474 --> 01:16:24,821 Cellphone towers go down around here when tornadoes hit, 1139 01:16:24,925 --> 01:16:26,443 electricity might, too. 1140 01:16:26,547 --> 01:16:27,755 Did you know that this was a camera? 1141 01:16:27,859 --> 01:16:29,377 It doesn't say it's gonna be bad, right? 1142 01:16:29,481 --> 01:16:31,000 Cherry, Pumpkin and I need to talk. 1143 01:16:31,103 --> 01:16:33,761 No, no, no, I need to go home because my mom is alone 1144 01:16:33,865 --> 01:16:35,694 and we have a closet we hide in during tornadoes. 1145 01:16:35,798 --> 01:16:37,593 - And leave us both for dead? - She doesn't have a home. 1146 01:16:37,696 --> 01:16:39,871 She lives in her car. - Enough! 1147 01:16:40,423 --> 01:16:42,011 That's the sound of the storm gates closing, 1148 01:16:42,114 --> 01:16:43,599 so you won't be able to get out. 1149 01:16:43,702 --> 01:16:45,739 No, no, I am gonna find one, 1150 01:16:45,842 --> 01:16:47,672 and I'll come back for y'all, okay? 1151 01:16:47,775 --> 01:16:50,157 I promise. I promise. 1152 01:16:58,821 --> 01:17:01,686 Loosey fucking goosey with those lips lately, Cherry. 1153 01:17:01,789 --> 01:17:02,997 What the fuck is your problem? 1154 01:17:03,101 --> 01:17:04,723 I was just going to get-- 1155 01:17:04,827 --> 01:17:06,414 Are you mad at me? - Yeah. 1156 01:17:06,518 --> 01:17:10,108 You stabbed Norman in the cheek with a meat cleaver, so... 1157 01:17:10,211 --> 01:17:11,454 I tripped. 1158 01:17:11,557 --> 01:17:13,249 Tripped? 1159 01:17:13,352 --> 01:17:15,803 It is so fucking exhausting 1160 01:17:15,907 --> 01:17:18,254 to keep track of the way you manipulate narratives. 1161 01:17:18,357 --> 01:17:21,326 Are you the main character, or are you the fucking victim? 1162 01:17:21,429 --> 01:17:22,638 Do you not believe me? 1163 01:17:30,956 --> 01:17:32,855 No! 1164 01:17:32,958 --> 01:17:34,270 Aah! 1165 01:17:47,421 --> 01:17:48,940 Fuck! 1166 01:17:49,768 --> 01:17:53,461 I love you, Normaaaaaaaan! 1167 01:18:01,124 --> 01:18:01,918 Fig... 1168 01:18:02,022 --> 01:18:03,437 Fig, can you hear me? 1169 01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:05,163 Norman broke up with me. 1170 01:18:05,266 --> 01:18:07,855 Fig, we're trapped. The mall is on lockdown. 1171 01:18:07,959 --> 01:18:11,031 Oh, Pum, you're in crisis, too, babe? 1172 01:18:11,134 --> 01:18:12,446 Are you okay? 1173 01:18:12,549 --> 01:18:14,759 No. Call 9-1-1. 1174 01:18:14,862 --> 01:18:17,209 Okay, okay. I'm coming. 1175 01:18:17,313 --> 01:18:18,348 Don't! 1176 01:18:18,452 --> 01:18:20,350 Call 9-1-1. 1177 01:18:20,454 --> 01:18:22,559 Um, in the employee manual, 1178 01:18:22,663 --> 01:18:24,113 there were emergency tunnels, Pum. 1179 01:18:24,216 --> 01:18:27,737 Just be cool. I'm coming, I'm coming. 1180 01:18:27,841 --> 01:18:29,566 Are we still best friends? 1181 01:18:29,670 --> 01:18:30,913 You know, I don't believe in hierarchy 1182 01:18:31,016 --> 01:18:32,431 in female relationships. 1183 01:18:32,535 --> 01:18:33,812 You didn't answer the question. 1184 01:18:33,916 --> 01:18:36,401 What is the first rule of Paradise? 1185 01:18:36,504 --> 01:18:38,230 - Shine theory. - You broke it. 1186 01:18:39,093 --> 01:18:41,578 You dimmed my fucking glow, girl. 1187 01:18:41,682 --> 01:18:43,960 You dimmed all of our glows. 1188 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:49,069 You ruined Paradise. 1189 01:18:49,172 --> 01:18:50,587 It's over. 1190 01:18:50,691 --> 01:18:52,417 You just had to fucking self-destruct. 1191 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:53,763 It was inevitable. 1192 01:18:53,867 --> 01:18:56,732 Such a fucking unattractive quality. 1193 01:18:58,492 --> 01:19:02,289 You killed your dad, Apple! 1194 01:19:02,392 --> 01:19:04,947 So what? 1195 01:19:06,569 --> 01:19:11,747 At least I'm not fucking boring. 1196 01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:15,785 You're the snake, Apple. 1197 01:19:17,476 --> 01:19:18,961 You never helped me for me. 1198 01:19:19,064 --> 01:19:21,239 You helped me for you. 1199 01:19:22,965 --> 01:19:24,690 I never had a drinking problem. 1200 01:19:24,794 --> 01:19:27,176 Hiding mini bottles of tequila 1201 01:19:27,279 --> 01:19:29,385 under cowboy hats is a fucking problem. 1202 01:19:29,488 --> 01:19:30,869 It was gin. 1203 01:19:30,973 --> 01:19:33,976 And this is Texas. What else is there to do? 1204 01:19:35,460 --> 01:19:38,843 You know what's the saddest thing about you, Apple? 1205 01:19:38,946 --> 01:19:41,224 You're alone. 1206 01:19:41,328 --> 01:19:44,780 You're so alone, you're like-- like the depths of the ocean. 1207 01:19:44,883 --> 01:19:47,299 Like those deep, dark places 1208 01:19:47,403 --> 01:19:48,853 where only those glow-in-the-dark, 1209 01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:51,303 creepy creatures live. 1210 01:19:52,891 --> 01:19:56,274 I'm alone because my family died. 1211 01:19:58,586 --> 01:20:02,211 But you... choose to be. 1212 01:20:02,314 --> 01:20:06,318 You know nothing about my family. 1213 01:20:06,422 --> 01:20:07,906 I do. 1214 01:20:08,010 --> 01:20:10,219 And I feel sorry for you. 1215 01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:16,397 Why do you hurt the people that love you the most? 1216 01:20:19,297 --> 01:20:23,266 You can't trust the people who say they love you the most. 1217 01:20:25,372 --> 01:20:28,271 That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. 1218 01:20:30,066 --> 01:20:32,689 Well... 1219 01:20:32,793 --> 01:20:36,555 since we're not best friends anymore, 1220 01:20:36,659 --> 01:20:39,420 I guess I can be who I really am. 1221 01:20:41,284 --> 01:20:43,459 Boring. 1222 01:20:43,562 --> 01:20:46,393 And boring people aren't very good at keeping secrets, 1223 01:20:46,496 --> 01:20:48,015 are they? 1224 01:20:49,948 --> 01:20:51,605 Don't. 1225 01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:53,296 Don't? 1226 01:20:54,608 --> 01:20:57,853 The world deserves to know who you really are, Apple. 1227 01:21:00,925 --> 01:21:02,512 Hey! 1228 01:21:04,894 --> 01:21:06,551 What the fuck? 1229 01:21:08,725 --> 01:21:10,520 Are you high? 1230 01:21:50,629 --> 01:21:53,701 Cherry, stop running. I just want to talk. 1231 01:21:56,946 --> 01:22:00,605 Apple, my shoe's caught! 1232 01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:02,262 Apple! 1233 01:22:08,130 --> 01:22:10,511 My nails! They're too long! 1234 01:22:10,615 --> 01:22:11,823 Cherry! 1235 01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:14,170 Fig! I mean Emily! 1236 01:22:21,005 --> 01:22:23,007 I can't open it. It's stuck. 1237 01:22:26,424 --> 01:22:29,392 - Cherry, grab my hand! - No, no. 1238 01:22:40,438 --> 01:22:41,991 Fig! Fig! 1239 01:22:46,892 --> 01:22:48,480 Hey, guys, what-- 1240 01:22:48,584 --> 01:22:50,241 No! 1241 01:22:55,073 --> 01:22:56,833 I'm okay! 1242 01:22:56,937 --> 01:22:58,766 I just tripped! 1243 01:23:01,286 --> 01:23:03,357 Noooo! 1244 01:23:03,461 --> 01:23:04,980 Aaah! 1245 01:23:05,083 --> 01:23:07,361 Pumpkin, go find the breaker! 1246 01:23:09,191 --> 01:23:10,399 Apple, if you don't do anything, 1247 01:23:10,502 --> 01:23:13,195 I'm gonna tell everyone you did it. 1248 01:23:17,613 --> 01:23:18,683 Here! 1249 01:23:18,786 --> 01:23:21,168 Am I the main character now? 1250 01:23:25,379 --> 01:23:27,209 Apple! 1251 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:30,764 Aaaaah! 1252 01:23:31,730 --> 01:23:34,906 Aaaah! Cherry! 1253 01:23:54,305 --> 01:23:56,548 Guys, I couldn't find the breaker! 1254 01:23:56,652 --> 01:23:58,205 Pumpkin! Pumpkin! Run! 1255 01:23:58,309 --> 01:24:00,035 She's gonna kill us! 1256 01:24:00,932 --> 01:24:02,278 Fig? 1257 01:24:04,315 --> 01:24:05,730 Oh! That was close. 1258 01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:09,423 Come on, come on, come on, Pum, we have to go. 1259 01:24:16,430 --> 01:24:17,949 Fig... 1260 01:24:26,578 --> 01:24:28,097 Aaaaah! 1261 01:24:28,201 --> 01:24:30,755 Oh, my God! 1262 01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:42,353 Let's go wash off. 1263 01:24:58,162 --> 01:25:01,096 Come on in, Pum, the water feels nice. 1264 01:25:01,199 --> 01:25:04,720 Uh, grab us a penny to make a wish. 1265 01:25:04,823 --> 01:25:06,480 Cute. 1266 01:25:10,346 --> 01:25:12,935 Oh, I thought I found one. 1267 01:25:13,038 --> 01:25:14,868 But it was just a nickel. - Right. 1268 01:25:15,351 --> 01:25:17,767 If I had a nickel for every nickel... 1269 01:25:23,980 --> 01:25:26,362 Pumpkin, what are you doing? 1270 01:25:27,674 --> 01:25:28,916 Nothing. 1271 01:25:34,819 --> 01:25:36,096 Hey. 1272 01:25:43,310 --> 01:25:44,967 I got you. 1273 01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:57,221 I think it was always meant to be the two of us. 1274 01:25:58,567 --> 01:26:01,466 The others were just background noise. 1275 01:26:03,399 --> 01:26:06,333 Together, we can create something new. 1276 01:26:07,403 --> 01:26:09,543 A new Paradise? 1277 01:26:10,924 --> 01:26:14,652 Exactly, a new garden. 1278 01:26:16,550 --> 01:26:19,795 But this time, it will be unbreakable. 1279 01:26:22,211 --> 01:26:24,731 Do you know who I am, Apple? 1280 01:26:31,703 --> 01:26:34,430 You finally asked. 1281 01:26:36,052 --> 01:26:39,884 You're Pumpkin from Plano. 1282 01:26:42,369 --> 01:26:44,854 Daughter to... 1283 01:26:46,822 --> 01:26:49,687 ...a widowed, overbearing mother. 1284 01:26:51,136 --> 01:26:55,313 You're always searching for a missing puzzle piece. 1285 01:26:58,558 --> 01:27:01,871 You're always looking for a sister to braid your hair. 1286 01:27:05,185 --> 01:27:08,257 Funny timing that I learned I had one 1287 01:27:08,361 --> 01:27:10,604 right before our dad died. 1288 01:27:14,574 --> 01:27:16,886 You didn't know about me? 1289 01:27:18,474 --> 01:27:21,443 I've known about you since I was a kid. 1290 01:27:23,168 --> 01:27:24,929 I didn't know about you as a kid. 1291 01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:28,312 They didn't tell me about you till last year. 1292 01:27:29,554 --> 01:27:32,695 I thought my dad was too kind to have a mistress. 1293 01:27:34,179 --> 01:27:36,768 My mother was his wife. 1294 01:27:36,872 --> 01:27:38,874 So was mine. 1295 01:27:44,051 --> 01:27:46,502 It's not our fault they married a monster. 1296 01:27:47,745 --> 01:27:49,367 A monster? 1297 01:27:49,471 --> 01:27:51,576 Dad was my best friend. 1298 01:27:54,199 --> 01:27:56,857 - We should get out. - Did you do it? 1299 01:28:00,689 --> 01:28:03,381 It's not about what I did. 1300 01:28:04,348 --> 01:28:06,591 It's about what he did. 1301 01:28:06,695 --> 01:28:09,525 To me, to my mother, to you. 1302 01:28:09,629 --> 01:28:12,287 He didn't do anything to me. He loved me. 1303 01:28:12,390 --> 01:28:14,047 He lovedyou? 1304 01:28:14,150 --> 01:28:16,636 He lied to you. 1305 01:28:16,739 --> 01:28:20,778 What kind of a man leaves one family to starve 1306 01:28:20,881 --> 01:28:25,092 while the other gets a fucking Thanksgiving feast? 1307 01:28:25,679 --> 01:28:29,062 That is the most clever kind of cruelty. 1308 01:28:29,165 --> 01:28:32,583 Because it's the kind no one would even fucking suspect. 1309 01:28:33,377 --> 01:28:36,276 He abandoned me, Pumpkin. 1310 01:28:36,380 --> 01:28:39,452 He was a bad man. 1311 01:28:40,798 --> 01:28:46,251 I have given you everything, sister. 1312 01:28:46,355 --> 01:28:48,564 Why won't you choose me? 1313 01:28:48,668 --> 01:28:51,360 Because I don't know you! 1314 01:28:51,912 --> 01:28:55,537 And I've been trying to figure it out for months. 1315 01:28:56,676 --> 01:28:59,023 But Paradise isn't real, Apple. 1316 01:29:00,231 --> 01:29:03,786 So, just tell me. 1317 01:29:05,167 --> 01:29:06,893 Who are you? 1318 01:29:08,343 --> 01:29:10,103 Sister to sister. 1319 01:29:17,490 --> 01:29:19,699 Oh, my God. 1320 01:29:23,012 --> 01:29:24,876 You're the snake. 1321 01:29:26,326 --> 01:29:30,606 - What? What? - Sister to sister? 1322 01:29:30,710 --> 01:29:33,713 You've been spying on me, cuntess. 1323 01:29:35,197 --> 01:29:37,233 You set me up. 1324 01:29:37,337 --> 01:29:39,546 My cupcake didn't make you fucking sick. 1325 01:29:39,650 --> 01:29:41,030 You took a sip of my latte. 1326 01:29:41,134 --> 01:29:43,067 Coffee makes you vom. 1327 01:29:45,034 --> 01:29:46,657 Snake. 1328 01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:48,762 Just admit what you did to Dad! 1329 01:29:48,866 --> 01:29:52,559 Please, please, just tell me. For me, I need to know, Apple. 1330 01:29:52,663 --> 01:29:55,390 You did this to yourself, Pumpkin. 1331 01:29:55,493 --> 01:29:58,427 You want destruction, and you crave chaos. 1332 01:29:58,531 --> 01:30:00,878 I'm horrific, but you're a fucking tornado. 1333 01:30:00,981 --> 01:30:04,088 And none of this would have happened if you hadn't shown up. 1334 01:30:05,089 --> 01:30:06,642 Well, you're a terrible fucking friend 1335 01:30:06,746 --> 01:30:08,748 and an even worse sister. 1336 01:30:13,753 --> 01:30:15,962 You're just fucking like them! 1337 01:30:16,065 --> 01:30:17,550 You know what, I am. 1338 01:30:17,653 --> 01:30:20,173 And I am nothing like you. 1339 01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:28,768 Pumpkin... 1340 01:30:43,092 --> 01:30:44,369 Apple? 1341 01:31:04,493 --> 01:31:06,288 Daddy's little girl? 1342 01:31:06,391 --> 01:31:08,117 Daddy's little angel? 1343 01:31:08,221 --> 01:31:11,673 He poisoned me first. 1344 01:31:12,397 --> 01:31:18,093 A childhood full of his venom and a slow fucking death. 1345 01:31:21,165 --> 01:31:22,925 Mom? 1346 01:31:24,202 --> 01:31:25,514 Mom? 1347 01:31:25,618 --> 01:31:28,241 Why won't you just let me protect you? 1348 01:31:28,344 --> 01:31:31,451 Why do you hate me for saving you? 1349 01:31:35,628 --> 01:31:37,699 Snake poison was how I needed to kill him. 1350 01:31:37,802 --> 01:31:40,425 I needed to kill him. I needed to kill him. 1351 01:31:40,529 --> 01:31:42,013 I needed to kill him. 1352 01:31:42,117 --> 01:31:43,463 And you're just like him. 1353 01:31:43,567 --> 01:31:45,223 No, you're just like her. 1354 01:31:45,327 --> 01:31:49,642 And you're abandoning me for eliminating a monster. 1355 01:31:49,745 --> 01:31:54,129 How could she not see? How could she not see me? 1356 01:31:55,475 --> 01:31:58,374 I am the antidote. 1357 01:31:58,478 --> 01:32:00,825 I am Eve. 1358 01:32:00,929 --> 01:32:06,486 I am... reborn. 1359 01:32:17,808 --> 01:32:19,948 Forgive me, Marilyn, for I have sinned. 1360 01:33:20,422 --> 01:33:23,390 After a brutal tornado season for the South, 1361 01:33:23,494 --> 01:33:27,360 a storm struck down at many points in the Dallas Metroplex. 1362 01:33:27,463 --> 01:33:30,639 At the Highland Place Mall, the tornado hit its peak, 1363 01:33:30,743 --> 01:33:31,985 leaving many of the stores destroyed. 1364 01:33:32,089 --> 01:33:34,022 Okay, pumpkin spice latte for-- Oh. 1365 01:33:34,125 --> 01:33:37,819 ...for any known survivors continues. 1366 01:33:37,922 --> 01:33:41,961 Do you want whipped cream with that, ma'am? 1367 01:33:42,064 --> 01:33:45,033 Abso-fucking-lutely I do. 1368 01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:56,285 Bluebonnet, your Tutti Fruity dragon fruit drink. 1369 01:33:56,389 --> 01:34:00,082 For Chrysanthemum, passion fruit lemonade. 1370 01:34:00,186 --> 01:34:03,327 Caramel black tea. 1371 01:34:03,430 --> 01:34:05,709 Oh, your cake pop. 1372 01:34:28,076 --> 01:34:29,594 Thanks. 1373 01:34:29,698 --> 01:34:32,770 I'm such a grump when I don't have my cream dream cake pop. 1374 01:34:36,187 --> 01:34:37,741 Oh, my God, babe. 1375 01:34:40,502 --> 01:34:43,160 I'm completely obsessed with your bracelet. 1376 01:34:47,233 --> 01:34:48,441 Flowers. 1377 01:34:50,857 --> 01:34:52,169 Look at this. 1378 01:35:04,043 --> 01:35:05,630 Are you looking for a job, babe? 1379 01:36:23,536 --> 01:36:25,331 Check the north side. 1380 01:36:34,236 --> 01:36:35,859 Ma'am, you can't be here. 1381 01:36:35,962 --> 01:36:38,620 Ma'am? Ooh! 1382 01:36:38,723 --> 01:36:42,451 Sharon Sullivan, Dallas PD Homicide Unit. 1383 01:36:42,555 --> 01:36:44,384 I've been here all day. 1384 01:36:46,939 --> 01:36:49,562 I didn't think she'd kill her own sister. 1385 01:36:49,665 --> 01:36:51,115 Wait, what? 1386 01:36:51,219 --> 01:36:53,877 Oh, I've been undercover on this case for months. 1387 01:36:53,980 --> 01:36:56,776 Apple is a suspect in two poisoning cases. 1388 01:36:56,880 --> 01:36:58,364 Isn't that right, Shirley girl? 1389 01:36:58,467 --> 01:37:00,504 Do you have any idea what the hell happened here? 1390 01:37:02,506 --> 01:37:04,888 Well, Pumpkin was spying on her sister, 1391 01:37:04,991 --> 01:37:06,855 but I never thought that... 1392 01:37:13,310 --> 01:37:14,518 Jane. 1393 01:37:17,279 --> 01:37:18,591 What the fuck is she doing? 1394 01:37:18,694 --> 01:37:19,937 Look, look. 1395 01:37:20,041 --> 01:37:24,114 These have cameras in the binoculars. 1396 01:37:24,217 --> 01:37:26,426 Forensics, is that the victim's phone? 1397 01:37:26,530 --> 01:37:28,359 Thank you. 1398 01:37:28,463 --> 01:37:31,846 Oh, oh, come on. 1399 01:37:31,949 --> 01:37:33,502 It's connected. 1400 01:37:35,194 --> 01:37:37,023 We're gonna need backup. I think we got her. 1401 01:37:37,127 --> 01:37:39,094 - Do we know where she is? - I can't say for certain, 1402 01:37:39,198 --> 01:37:42,857 but I have a pretty fucking good idea where to start.