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[ snoring]

2
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[ gasps]

3
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[ kids laughing]

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[Captioning sponsored by THE 
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]

5
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[ man laughing maniacally]

6
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[ wails]

7
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LOOK, KID, IT'S JUST 
AN ACT-- MAKEUP.

8
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UNDER THIS FREAK SHOW, I'M 
A REGULAR GUY, LIKE YOUR DAD.

9
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[ screams]

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[ wails]

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[ wailing]

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STU, MAYBE WE'D BETTER GO.

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[ kids wailing]

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Stu: 
BUT WE HAVEN'T 
EVEN SEEN

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THE AMAZING 
HUMAN ROLODEX.

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Angelica: 
WHY DO I 
HAVE TO GO?

17
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I WASN'T CRYING.

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SORRY, FOLKS, NO REFUNDS.

19
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Didi: 
I'M GLAD WE LEFT.

20
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I'D FORGOTTEN 
HOW UNSANITARY 
CIRCUSES ARE.

21
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COME ON, DEED.

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CIRCUSES ARE AN 
AMERICAN INSTITUTION.

23
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THEY'RE PART 
OF GROWING UP.

24
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KIDS LOVE THE CIRCUS!

25
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BLECH!

26
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I HATETHE CIRCUS.

27
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CHUCKIE, 
IT'S ALL OVER NOW.

28
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WHEW!

29
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HEY, THANKS FOR BAILING ME OUT 
BACK THERE, TOMMY.

30
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I FELT REALLY STUPID 
CRYING ALL BY MYSELF.

31
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DON'T MENTION IT.

32
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IT'S NOT FAIR!

33
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WE MISSED THE GOOD STUFF

34
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ALL BECAUSE 
OF THOSE BABIES CRYING!

35
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ANGEL, YOU SAW A 
LOT OF GOOD STUFF.

36
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REMEMBER THAT 
BIG SCARY LION?

37
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THAT DUMB OLD LION HAD NO TEETH.

38
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AND YOU GOT COTTON CANDY 
AND POPCORN

39
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AND EVEN THAT 
NICE STUFFED TURTLE

40
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YOU WERE 
SCREAMING FOR.

41
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STUPID TURTLE, 
IT DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.

42
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR $16.95?

43
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THE WHOLE CIRCUS WAS DUMB!

44
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WELL, NOW, IF YOU 
RAN THE CIRCUS

45
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YOU COULD DO 
EVERYTHING YOURWAY.

46
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IF IRAN THE CIRCUS?

47
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HMM...

48
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Angelica: 
GUESS WHAT, 
BABIES.

49
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[ all gasp]

50
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All: 
WHAT?

51
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I'M GOING TO HAVE 
MY VERY OWN CIRCUS

52
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AND IF YOU BABIES 
DO WHAT I SAY

53
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YOU GET TO BE IN IT.

54
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NO, NOT A CIRCUS!

55
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THEY HAVE WILD AMINALS 
RUNNING AROUND

56
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AND ASTROBATS 
FLYING UP IN THE AIR

57
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WITHOUT ANYBODY TO CATCH THEM

58
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AND THESE CLOWNS 
WITH BIG SCARY GLASSES

59
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WITH THIS SCARY RED HAIR 
STICKING OUT EVERYWHERE...

60
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Both: 
HEY!

61
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OUR OWN CIRCUS!

62
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WE CAN HAVE A BIG TENT!

63
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AND INVITE 
EVERYBODY TO COME!

64
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I COULD BE A LION TAMER, 
AND SPIKE COULD BE MY LION!

65
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AND I'LL BE 
THE ASTROBAT!

66
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I WANT TO BE 
THE ASTROBAT!

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YOU CAN BOTH BE 
ASTROBATS

68
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BUT I'M THE
RING MONSTER

69
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AND IF YOU WANT TO BE 
IN MY CIRCUS

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YOU HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I SAY.

71
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UM, ANGELICA...

72
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WHAT IF ONE OF US DOESN'T 
WANT TO BE IN THE CIRCUS?

73
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FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK THAT.

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MR. TURTLE HERE DIDN'T WANT 
TO BE IN THE CIRCUS EITHER.

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[ gulps]

76
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Angelica: 
NO, NO, NO, 
CHUCKIE!

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THAT'S THE THIRD 
TIME YOU'VE MISSED.

78
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO JUMP UP 
ONTO LIL'S SHOULDERS

79
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NOT CRAWL ALL OVER HER.

80
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ANGELICA, I QUIT.

81
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I CAN'T DO THIS.

82
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OKAY.

83
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HUH?

84
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THAT'S FINE.

85
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
IN THE CIRCUS.

86
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I DON'T?

87
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NAH, GO AHEAD AND QUIT.

88
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BUT IT'S GOING 
TO BE PRETTY HARD

89
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TO EXPLAIN TO 
ALL YOUR FRIENDS

90
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THAT THERE'S NOT GOING 
TO BE ANY CIRCUS NO MORE.

91
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[ squealing]

92
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YOU MEAN, JUST 
BECAUSE OF ME

93
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NO ONE'S GOING TO HAVE A CIRCUS?

94
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THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCKIE.

95
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BUT WHY?

96
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BECAUSE A CIRCUS 
IS A TEAM.

97
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IT'S A FAMILY.

98
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IT'S NONE FOR ALL 
AND ALL FOR ME.

99
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WITHOUT YOU, THERE 
CAN'T BE ANY CIRCUS.

100
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WOW, I NEVER KNEW 
I WAS THATIMPORTANT.

101
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SAY, ANGELICA...

102
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
LISTEN UP!

103
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THERE AIN'T GOING 
TO BE NO CIRCUS

104
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BECAUSE CHUCKIE DOESN'T 
WANT US TO HAVE ONE.

105
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NO MORE CIRCUS?

106
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DON'T YOU WANT 
TO PLAY WITH US, 
CHUCKIE?

107
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DON'T YOU WANT US 
TO HAVE FUN?

108
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OF COURSE I DO, I NEVER SAID...

109
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WHY WON'T YOU LET 
US HAVE A CIRCUS?

110
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OH...

111
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ANGELICA, I CHANGED MY MIND.

112
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I WANT TO BE IN THE CIRCUS.

113
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All: 
YAY!

114
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I DON'T KNOW, CHUCKIE.

115
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AFTER ALL, YOU 
CAN'T DO ANYTHING.

116
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CIRCUS PEOPLE HAVE 
TO DO TRICKS AND STUFF.

117
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Tommy: 
GIVE HIM A CHANCE!

118
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WELL...

119
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All:
PLEASE? PLEASE, 
PLEASE, PLEASE?

120
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WELL, ALL RIGHT.

121
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NOW-- EVERYBODY STAND 
ON YOUR HEADS!

122
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ON YOUR HEADS!

123
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CHUCKIE!

124
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I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING!

125
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NOW, JUMBLING IS 
JUST LIKE PLAYING CATCH

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ONLY BY YOURSELF.

127
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OKAY.

128
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LOOK YOU GUYS, I CAN JUMBLE!

129
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NOW DO IT WITH 
TWO OF THEM.

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THROW THEM UP HIGH.

131
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UH-OH.

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[ Chuckie groaning]

133
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ANGELICA, ISN'T THERE 
SOMETHING EASY I CAN DO?

134
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OH, SURE... COME SEE 
THE AMAZING CHUCKIE TAKE A NAP

135
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PLAY IN THE SAND 
AND EAT COOKIES.

136
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YEAH, THAT'D WORK!

137
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OH, JUST FORGET IT.

138
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HEY! I KNOW ONE THING 
YOU COULD DO!

139
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YOU COULD BE 
THE HUMAN CANDYBALL!

140
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THE CIRCUS IS ON!

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[ cheering]

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WHAT'S A HUMAN CANDYBALL?

143
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STEP RIGHT UP! 
GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!

144
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COME SEE ANGELICA'S 
ONE AND ONLY BABY CIRCUS

145
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THE GREATEST SHOW EVER!

146
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IS THIS YOUR CIRCUS, ANGELICA?

147
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IT DOESN'T LOOK 
LIKE THE CIRCUS 
I WENT TO.

148
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WELL, LOOK AT IT HARDER.

149
00:07:04,631 --> 00:07:06,702
OH, I SEE IT NOW!

150
00:07:06,805 --> 00:07:08,358
IT'S GREAT!

151
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I BROUGHT SOME FRIENDS.

152
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HMM... LOOKS LIKE 
A BIG CROWD TONIGHT.

153
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YOU'RE ROLLING TOO FAST, 
LILLIAN!

154
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NO, YOU'RE 
TOO SLOW, PHILLIP!

155
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REMEMBER, SPIKE-- 
YOU'RE A FURRY-OCIOUS LION

156
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BUT ONLY PRETEND 
FURRY-OCIOUS, OKAY?

157
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WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, TOMMY?

158
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE 
A HUMAN CANDYBALL.

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DON'T WORRY, CHUCKIE, 
ANGELICA SAID IT'D BE EASY.

160
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WELL, THEN, 
WHY AM I WEARING THIS?

161
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EVERYBODY WEARS FUNNY CLOTHES 
IN THE CIRCUS.

162
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THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN.

163
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I'M NOT HAVING FUN, 
I'M HAVING A TUMMYACHE.

164
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ARE YOU BABIES READY YET?

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READY!

166
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READY!

167
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READY!

168
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DO YOU THINK 
WE COULD GO OVER

169
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THIS HUMAN CANDYBALL 
THING AGAIN?

170
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CHUCKIE, 
CHUCKIE, CHUCKIE.

171
00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:03,068
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS

172
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JUST SIT ON 
THE SEESAW

173
00:08:04,656 --> 00:08:06,865
AND WAIT FOR ME 
TO BLOW THE WHISTLE.

174
00:08:06,969 --> 00:08:07,901
THAT'S IT?

175
00:08:08,004 --> 00:08:09,247
YEAH, THAT'S IT.

176
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PRETTY MUCH.

177
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OH, OKAY.

178
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Angelica: 
LADIES AND GENTLEBEN!

179
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CHILDREN AND BABIES OF ALL AGES!

180
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WELCOME TO ANGELICA'S 
THREE-RING CIRCUS

181
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STARRING YOUR RING MONSTER, 
ANGELICA!

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[ applause]

183
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

184
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A LOT OF WORK WENT INTO 
MAKING THIS CIRCUS

185
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BUT I WAS HAPPY TO DO IT

186
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BECAUSE I THINK THIS 
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY IS

187
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THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!

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[ thunderous applause]

189
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AND NOW, IN THE CENTER RING, 
OUR FIRST ACT

190
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THE STUPENDOUS AND 
DEATH-DEFRYING TRAPEZE ACT

191
00:09:05,752 --> 00:09:08,755
THE FLYING PHIL AND LILS!

192
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THAT'S US-- 
GO AHEAD, LIL.

193
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AFTER YOU, PHIL.

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NO, YOU, LILLIAN.

195
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NO, YOU, PHILLIP.

196
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[ thunderous applause]

197
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

198
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AND NOW FOR OUR NEXT ACT, 
TOMMY PICKLES

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THE FEARLESS LION TRAINER!

200
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[ applause]

201
00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:03,016
[ roaring]

202
00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:07,365
[ cheering]

203
00:10:09,574 --> 00:10:12,128
[ cheering]

204
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,339
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

205
00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:18,825
AND NOW, FOR OUR FINALE

206
00:10:18,928 --> 00:10:22,069
ANGELICA'S CIRCUS 
IS PROUD TO PRESENT

207
00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:26,246
FOR THE FIRST AND MAYBE 
LAST TIME ANYWHERE EVER

208
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THE COURAGEOUS CHUCKIE

209
00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:32,493
THE HUMAN CANDYBALL!

210
00:10:38,361 --> 00:10:44,160
AND NOW, CHUCKIE 
THE HUMAN CANDYBALL!

211
00:10:47,854 --> 00:10:49,787
HEY, CHUCKIE, GET OUT HERE!

212
00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:52,272
PSST! ANGELICA!

213
00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,515
ONE MOMENT, FOLKS.

214
00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,415
FOR PIZZA'S SAKE, CHUCKIE

215
00:10:57,518 --> 00:10:59,279
ALL THESE PEOPLE 
ARE WAITING.

216
00:10:59,382 --> 00:11:01,799
I FORGOT WHAT TO DO.

217
00:11:01,902 --> 00:11:05,112
OH, DO I HAVE TO 
SHOW YOU EVERYTHING?

218
00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:09,116
NOW, PAY ATTENTION, BECAUSE 
I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU ONCE!

219
00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:11,187
FIRST, YOU GET ON THE SEESAW.

220
00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:13,845
THEN, YOU JUST SIT TIGHT.

221
00:11:13,949 --> 00:11:16,020
THEN, I BLOW MY WHISTLE.

222
00:11:18,332 --> 00:11:20,749
THEN, PHIL AND LIL... UH-OH.

223
00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:21,957
[ giggling]

224
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:33,623
[ everyone shrieking]

225
00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:40,907
WOW, THAT WAS 
A LOT BETTER THAN 
THE REAL CIRCUS.

226
00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,702
YOU KNOW WHAT, TOMMY?

227
00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:44,565
I THINK I LIKETHE CIRCUSP.

228
00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,706
[ laughing weakly]

229
00:11:46,809 --> 00:11:49,018
HEY, I'M A HUMAN CANDYBALL.

230
00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:50,123
HEY...

231
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:10,591
[ slurping]

232
00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:14,457
I DON'T CARE IF HE IS 
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD.

233
00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:16,045
HE'S EMOTIONALLY 
UNSTABLE.

234
00:12:16,149 --> 00:12:17,322
[ slurping]

235
00:12:17,426 --> 00:12:19,980
I NEVER LIKED 
THE TERM "HOSTILE 
TAKEOVER."

236
00:12:20,084 --> 00:12:21,533
HONEY, DON'T SLURP.

237
00:12:21,637 --> 00:12:23,294
USE YOUR FORK.

238
00:12:23,397 --> 00:12:24,571
LET'S NOT 
GET INTO...

239
00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:25,745
[ loud slurping]

240
00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:29,369
THEN AGAIN, YOUR WAY'S FINE.

241
00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:32,372
MOMMY, I HAVE 
A QUESTION.

242
00:12:32,475 --> 00:12:33,269
YES, DEAR?

243
00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:36,134
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

244
00:12:36,238 --> 00:12:37,480
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

245
00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:40,104
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

246
00:12:40,207 --> 00:12:41,657
WELL, YOU KNOW, 
ANGEL PIE

247
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,452
THAT'S A VERY 
GOOD QUESTION.

248
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,798
YES, IT IS.

249
00:12:44,902 --> 00:12:47,007
YOU KNOW, I THINK 
I LEFT THE BEETS

250
00:12:47,111 --> 00:12:48,457
BOILING IN 
THE KITCHEN.

251
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,528
I'D BETTER GO HELP YOUR MOTHER.

252
00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:52,875
BOILING BEETS CAN BE 
MIGHTY TRICKY.

253
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,706
WHAT ARE WE GOING 
TO DO, CHARLOTTE?

254
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,261
RELAX, RELAX, WE AGREED 
A LONG TIME AGO

255
00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:00,883
WE'LL TELL HER 
THE TRUTH.

256
00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:02,022
RIGHT, THE TRUTH--

257
00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:03,783
HONESTY IS THE 
BEST POLICY.

258
00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:08,822
OKAY, THE TRUTH-- 
OKAY, RIGHT.

259
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:12,515
HOW ARE THE BEETS?

260
00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:14,138
THE BEETS?

261
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,691
OH, YES, THE BEETS.

262
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,969
UH, THEY NEED 
A LITTLE MORE TIME.

263
00:13:19,557 --> 00:13:22,180
SO, UH... WHAT WERE 
WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN?

264
00:13:22,284 --> 00:13:24,424
BABIES-- WHERE DO 
THEY COME FROM?

265
00:13:24,527 --> 00:13:25,874
OH, YES... 
WELL, HONEY

266
00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:28,083
IT'S ACTUALLY VERY 
SIMPLE... DREW?

267
00:13:28,186 --> 00:13:29,291
THANK YOU, DEAR.

268
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:30,326
WELL, CUPCAKE...

269
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,087
IT ALL STARTS 
WITH A MOMMY...

270
00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:33,260
AND A DADDY.

271
00:13:33,364 --> 00:13:35,297
RIGHT... WELL, 
FIRST THEY DECIDE

272
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,850
THEY REALLY WANT A BABY.

273
00:13:36,954 --> 00:13:38,921
THEY MAKE A 
RESPONSIBLE DECISION

274
00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:40,233
NOT RECKLESSLY

275
00:13:40,336 --> 00:13:41,613
BUT AFTER LOTS

276
00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:44,306
OF CAREFUL BUSINESSLIKE 
CONSIDERATION.

277
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:47,447
LET ME PUT IT 
THIS WAY.

278
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:50,036
WE ALL START OUT AS A TINY EGG.

279
00:13:50,139 --> 00:13:51,313
AN EGG?!

280
00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:54,557
OH, DREW, YOU'RE MAKING 
IT SO COMPLICATED.

281
00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,249
SWEETIE, 
TO MAKE A BABY

282
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:58,044
MOMMIES AND DADDIES 
NEED TO...

283
00:13:58,147 --> 00:13:59,217
CALL THE STORK!

284
00:13:59,321 --> 00:13:59,977
THE STORK?

285
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:00,909
THE STORK?

286
00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:02,117
RIGHT, THE STORK--

287
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,291
THAT BIG UGLY BIRD 
WITH FEATHERS.

288
00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:06,259
SO THE STORK 
BRINGS THEM 
A BABY?

289
00:14:06,362 --> 00:14:07,467
RIGHT.

290
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,642
WAIT A SECOND!

291
00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:13,404
I THOUGHT YOU SAID 
BABIES COME FROM EGGS!

292
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,164
UH, THEY DO.

293
00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:16,648
Drew: 
STORK EGGS!

294
00:14:16,752 --> 00:14:19,582
OH! SO I COME 
FROM A STORK'S EGG!

295
00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:20,998
EXACTLY.

296
00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:26,175
Tommy: 
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

297
00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:28,212
WHEN A MOMMY AND 
A DADDY DECIDE

298
00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:29,765
THEY WANT 
TO HAVE A BABY

299
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,422
THEY CALL THE STORK?

300
00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:32,768
WHAT'S A STORK?

301
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,839
A BIG UGLY BIRD 
THAT LAYS EGGS.

302
00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:35,667
EGGS?

303
00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:36,772
UH-HUH...

304
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,325
THE STORK BRINGS THE EGG

305
00:14:38,429 --> 00:14:39,809
TO THE MOMMY AND DADDY

306
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,847
WHO TAKE CARE OF IT 
TILL IT HATCHES INTO A BABY.

307
00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:44,400
All: 
WOW!

308
00:14:44,504 --> 00:14:45,815
THAT'S AMAZING!

309
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,197
AMAZING... BUT TRUE!

310
00:14:49,371 --> 00:14:50,820
[ cheering]

311
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,340
Charlotte: 
WE'RE ALL WATCHING FOOTBALL.

312
00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:55,515
CAN YOU
IMAGINE?

313
00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:57,689
BUFFALO SHOULD 
BLOW WASHINGTON OUT

314
00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:59,036
IN THE 
FIRST QUARTER.

315
00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:00,347
I DON'T KNOW, 
BETTY.

316
00:15:00,451 --> 00:15:02,142
WASHINGTON HAS 
THE LEAGUE'S

317
00:15:02,246 --> 00:15:03,626
LEADING PASSING 
ATTACK.

318
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:04,765
HURRY UP, BOYS!

319
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:06,457
THE GAME 
IS ABOUT 
TO BEGIN!

320
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,908
ALL THOSE WOMEN 
THINK ABOUT IS SPORTS.

321
00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:10,840
RELAX-- WE'RE 
GOING TO COOK UP

322
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,395
THE BEST ULTRA BOWL 
OMELETTE EVER SEEN!

323
00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:14,914
YOU GRATE 
THE CHEESE.

324
00:15:15,017 --> 00:15:17,123
I ALWAYS HAVE 
TO GRATE THE CHEESE.

325
00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:19,988
I CAN'T BELIEVE 
I STARTED AS AN EGG!

326
00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:21,127
I DON'T KNOW.

327
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,542
YOU STILL 
KIND OF LOOK

328
00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:24,164
LIKE A EGG 
TO ME, TOMMY.

329
00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:26,546
I DON'T THINK I'D 
LIKE BEING AN EGG.

330
00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:28,755
SMALL SPACES MAKE 
ME UNCOMFOR'BLE.

331
00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:30,205
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

332
00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:32,621
IF MY MOMMY AND DADDY 
CALL THE STORK

333
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,864
THEN I COULD HAVE 
A BABY BROTHER!

334
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,314
TOO BAD 
WE'RE BABIES.

335
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:40,249
OTHERWISE WE COULD JUST GO GET 
A STORK'S EGG OURSELVES.

336
00:15:43,804 --> 00:15:44,874
OH...

337
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:48,430
I'LL GET THE 
SCREWDRIVER.

338
00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:52,848
SURE YOU GOT 
ENOUGH EGGS?

339
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:53,883
YEAH.

340
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,609
TO BE SAFE, I GOT A GROSS.

341
00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:58,440
A GROSS? STU, THAT'S 144 EGGS!

342
00:15:58,543 --> 00:15:59,924
OOPS.

343
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,101
THERE'S GOT 
TO BE A STORK

344
00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:05,723
AROUND HERE 
SOMEWHERE!

345
00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:06,862
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

346
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,381
SOMEONE HAD
TO BRING ME!

347
00:16:08,484 --> 00:16:09,623
[ squawking]

348
00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:12,972
All: 
THE STORK!

349
00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:15,802
NOW'S OUR CHANCE.

350
00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:17,459
LET'S GET THE EGG!

351
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,117
SEE ANYTHING, LIL?

352
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:22,878
THERE'S A BIG BASKET UP HERE.

353
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,087
OH, GREAT, A BASKET!

354
00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:28,125
WHOEVER HEARD OF 
EGGS IN A BASKET?

355
00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:30,506
[ grunting]

356
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,101
AN EGG! I GOT AN EGG!

357
00:16:39,205 --> 00:16:40,378
IT'S GOT SPOTS.

358
00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:41,759
I WONDER 
IF IT'S SICK.

359
00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:44,486
NAH, I THINK 
IT'S JUST FRECKLES.

360
00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:50,112
HI, I'M TOMMY.

361
00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:51,527
I'M YOUR BROTHER.

362
00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:53,184
Chuckie: 
HE'S PROBABLY SHY

363
00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:55,669
HANGING OUT WITH 
BIG KIDS LIKE US.

364
00:16:55,773 --> 00:16:57,430
SO WHAT ARE YOU 
GOING TO DO

365
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,363
WITH YOUR BABY 
BROTHER, TOMMY?

366
00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:00,778
LET'S HATCH IT!

367
00:17:00,881 --> 00:17:03,367
MAYBE WE'D BETTER 
GIVE IT TO YOUR MOM.

368
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:06,439
NO, CHUCKIE, WE CAN'T SHOW IT 
TO THE GROWN-UPS!

369
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,303
THEY DON'T 
UNDERSTAND BABIES!

370
00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:10,098
THEN WHAT ARE 
WE GOING TO DO?

371
00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:12,445
WE'LL KEEP IT 
AND RAISE IT OURSELVES.

372
00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:14,343
YOU KNOW, 
IF HE'S A BABY

373
00:17:14,447 --> 00:17:16,000
WE'LL HAVE 
TO NAME HIM.

374
00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:17,484
LET'S CALL HIM PHIL!

375
00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:18,761
OR LIL!

376
00:17:18,865 --> 00:17:21,109
I KNOW! WE'LL CALL HIM MILTON.

377
00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:22,938
All: 
MILTON?

378
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,734
I THINK IT'S TIME 
FOR MILTON'S NAP

379
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,219
OR HE'LL START TO GET CRANKY.

380
00:17:30,290 --> 00:17:33,293
WE GOT TO MAKE SURE 
HE'S WARM ENOUGH.

381
00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:35,433
NIGHTY-NIGHT, MILTON.

382
00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:36,676
HEY, BABIES!

383
00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:38,022
All: 
SHH!

384
00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:39,196
WHAT'S GOING ON?

385
00:17:39,299 --> 00:17:40,404
All: 
SHH!

386
00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:42,923
QUIET! YOU'LL 
WAKE UP MILTON.

387
00:17:43,027 --> 00:17:44,408
WHO'S MILTON?

388
00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:46,099
HE'S MY NEW 
BABY BROTHER.

389
00:17:46,203 --> 00:17:48,239
WE GOT HIM 
FROM THE STORK.

390
00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:51,380
OH, IT'S SO CUTE!

391
00:17:51,484 --> 00:17:52,795
HEY, TOMMY...

392
00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:54,659
THAT'S NOT YOUR 
BABY BROTHER.

393
00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:55,902
IT ISN'T?

394
00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:57,110
NOPE.

395
00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:59,112
IT'S MYBABY SISTER!

396
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:01,356
[ cries of protest]

397
00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:05,325
YOU'RE WRONG, 
BETTY.

398
00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:07,776
HENDERSON 
JUST ISN'T A 
BIG-GAME PLAYER.

399
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,260
SHOWS WHAT   
YOUKNOW.

400
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:12,505
AND THEN I'LL TEACH YOU 
HOW TO ACT REAL SUPER CUTE

401
00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:15,715
SO THE GROWN-UPS WILL GIVE YOU 
WHATEVER YOU WANT.

402
00:18:15,818 --> 00:18:17,544
Tommy: 
ANGELICA!

403
00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:18,407
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

404
00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:20,029
WE WANT 
MILTON BACK!

405
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,893
OH, YEAH? IT JUST SO HAPPENS

406
00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:24,586
THAT MILTONIA HERE 
WANTS TO STAY WITH ME.

407
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:26,450
MILTONIA? 
MILTONIA?

408
00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:27,554
ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

409
00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:29,936
YOU BETTER GIVE 
HIM BACK, ANGELICA!

410
00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:31,903
WHY SHOULD I?

411
00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:35,114
IT'D BE TOO BAD IF YOU 
NEVER SAW CYNTHIA AGAIN.

412
00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:38,565
HOLD ON! JUST DON'T DO 
ANYTHING CRAZY!

413
00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:40,567
I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT!

414
00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:42,707
I THINK HE'S 
GOING TO DO IT!

415
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:43,881
WHAT'S HE DOING?

416
00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:46,297
OKAY, OKAY, 
HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO:

417
00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:48,782
YOU GIVE ME CYNTHIA, 
I GIVE YOU MILTONIA.

418
00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:49,576
MILTON!

419
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,922
RIGHT, RIGHT, MILTON.

420
00:18:51,026 --> 00:18:52,476
WAIT A MINUTE, 
ANGELICA!

421
00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:54,995
HOW DO WE KNOW 
YOU'RE TELLING 
THE TRUTH?

422
00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:56,342
YEAH! HOW 
DO WE KNOW

423
00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:58,206
YOU WON'T JUST 
TAKE CYNTHIA

424
00:18:58,309 --> 00:18:59,655
AND THEN 
KEEP MILTON?

425
00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:00,691
I KNOW.

426
00:19:00,794 --> 00:19:02,589
ANGELICA GIVES 
MILTON TO PHIL.

427
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:04,867
THEN CHUCKIE GIVES 
CYNTHIA TO LIL.

428
00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:07,284
THEN PHIL CAN GIVE 
MILTON TO CHUCKIE

429
00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:09,562
AND LIL WILL GIVE 
CYNTHIA TO YOU.

430
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,016
OKAY.

431
00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:27,027
ANGELICA!

432
00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:36,313
[ whistle]

433
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:37,659
TOUCHDOWN!

434
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:39,039
YES!

435
00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:40,317
ALL RIGHT!

436
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,870
MILTON!

437
00:19:43,147 --> 00:19:45,356
ATTABOY, SPIKE! 
GOOD JOB!

438
00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:49,015
HEY, SPIKE! 
WHERE YOU GOING?

439
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,157
WHAT ARE THESE?

440
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:54,262
GREEK OLIVES.

441
00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:56,333
YOU CAN'T PUT THOSE
IN AN OMELETTE!

442
00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:57,334
WHY NOT?

443
00:19:57,437 --> 00:19:58,335
THEY HAVE PITS!

444
00:19:58,438 --> 00:19:59,612
I KNEW THAT.

445
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,070
WONDER HOW 
THAT GOT THERE.

446
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:14,213
HEY, DREW, WE GOT 
TO GET CRACKING!

447
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,113
I'LL SAVE HIM!

448
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,771
BUT HOW WILL YOU KNOW 
WHICH EGG IS MILTON?

449
00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:23,394
YOU THINK I WOULDN'T 
KNOW MY OWN BROTHER?

450
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:46,175
[ screams]

451
00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:49,696
HEY, CHUCKIE, 
WHAT'S WRONG?

452
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,733
[ wailing]

453
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:54,529
HERE, I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND.

454
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,292
HEY! HOW'D YOU GET 
UP THERE, CHAMP?

455
00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:03,503
NOW, JUST STAY PUT 
A LITTLE LONGER.

456
00:21:03,607 --> 00:21:05,194
WE'RE ALMOST DONE.

457
00:21:07,162 --> 00:21:09,578
WHEW! THAT WAS 
A CLOSE ONE!

458
00:21:09,682 --> 00:21:12,409
TAKING CARE OF A BABY 
BROTHER IS NOT EASY!

459
00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:13,686
HEY, LOOK!

460
00:21:14,997 --> 00:21:17,862
OH, NO, 
IT'S BROKEN!

461
00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:19,761
POOR MILTON!

462
00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:22,419
SORRY, TOMMY, GUESS 
WE BROKE YOUR BROTHER.

463
00:21:22,522 --> 00:21:25,249
GUYS, I DON'T THINK 
HE'S BROKEN.

464
00:21:25,353 --> 00:21:27,147
I THINK HE'S...

465
00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:29,391
HATCHING!

466
00:21:29,495 --> 00:21:31,497
All: 
WOW!

467
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,362
BOY, I HEARD 
NEW BABIES WERE 
KIND OF UGLY...

468
00:21:34,465 --> 00:21:36,812
HE AIN'T UGLY, 
HE'S MY BROTHER.

469
00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:38,849
Didi: 
GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

470
00:21:38,952 --> 00:21:41,438
HOW'D A LITTLE 
BIRD GET IN HERE?

471
00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:44,268
POP, YOU GOT TO STOP 
LEAVING THE DOOR OPEN.

472
00:21:44,372 --> 00:21:46,581
WE'D BETTER GET 
THIS LITTLE FELLA

473
00:21:46,684 --> 00:21:48,376
OUTSIDE WHERE 
HE BELONGS.

474
00:21:54,554 --> 00:21:56,832
THERE-- HOME SWEET HOME.

475
00:21:56,936 --> 00:21:58,627
Stu: 
DEED!

476
00:21:58,731 --> 00:22:00,319
THE CARMICHAELS
ARE HERE!

477
00:22:00,422 --> 00:22:01,906
COMING!

478
00:22:08,396 --> 00:22:11,813
MAYBE YOUR MOMMY DIDN'T 
WANT A BABY RIGHT NOW.

479
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:14,091
YEAH, I GUESS NOT.

480
00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:18,060
HEY, TOMMY, KNOW WHAT?

481
00:22:18,164 --> 00:22:21,098
I DON'T THINK THAT 
WAS A BABY PERSON.

482
00:22:21,201 --> 00:22:23,514
I THINK IT WAS 
A BABY STORK.

483
00:22:23,618 --> 00:22:24,895
A BABY STORK?

484
00:22:24,998 --> 00:22:26,655
IF THAT'S A BABY STORK

485
00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:29,002
THEN WHERE DO BABY 
PEOPLE COME FROM?

486
00:22:29,106 --> 00:22:31,557
Susie: 
OH, EVERYBODY 
KNOWS THAT.

487
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,868
HI, SUSIE.

488
00:22:32,972 --> 00:22:34,456
COME HERE, 
I'LL TELL YOU

489
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,044
WHERE BABIES 
COME FROM.

490
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,843
[ whispering]

491
00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:43,845
HUH?

492
00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:45,709
REALLY?

493
00:22:45,812 --> 00:22:47,538
GET OUT OF TOWN!

494
00:22:53,199 --> 00:22:54,407
[ cheeps]

495
00:23:05,211 --> 00:23:09,836
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