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[grunhido]

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[grunhido]

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[trituração de lixo] [gritos]

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[grinding continues]

5
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[disposal shuts off]

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[suspira]

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[grunhido]

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♪ Yes, no, maybe

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♪ I don't know

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♪ Você pode repetir a pergunta?

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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪

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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

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♪ E você não é tão grande

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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪

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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

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♪ E você não é tão grande

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♪ Life is unfair.

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[porta abrindo] REESE: Isso é estúpido.

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Nós não fizemos nada.

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MALCOLM: What do we need
a psychiatrist for?

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Eu não quero ouvir isso.

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Precisamos de ajuda profissional.

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Olá.

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Hi, thanks for
squeezing us in.

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Why do we all
have to be here?

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He's the one that's
medo de ser

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attacked by a shark
in the shower!

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Pelo menos ele não
walk in his sleep

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and pee on the TV!

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At-at-at-at-at!

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Minha esposa lhe contou sobre o carro?

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Sim, o incidente do passeio.

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$700 worth of damage!

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Olha, estamos perdendo o juízo
with these boys.

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Estou autorizando você a fazer
custe o que custar.

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Drugs, brainwashing,
electroshock...

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Maybe I'll start with
talking to them.

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Você é o especialista.

41
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Você faz tudo o que o médico diz.

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You better be cured
quando eu voltar.

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Bem, parece que temos
algum trabalho a fazer, não é?

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Sente-se.

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So, let's go over
as regras básicas.

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This is a safe zone.

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O que isso significa é
when one of you talks,

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everybody listens

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e ouvir não inclui
interrompendo, xingando,

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or passing judgment on
what was just said.

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Assim todos poderão dizer
what they want

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and feel okay about it.

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Posso pegar um doce?

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Não.

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Isso é ridículo.

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Não levamos o carro deles.

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Estávamos assistindo TV a noite toda.

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We were being good.

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I mean, I had some stuff
agendado para mais tarde, mas...

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Houve muitos danos causados
to that car.

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Outra pessoa
deve ter

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dirigi, porque não fomos nós.

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Okay, let's back up.

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Vamos falar sobre a casa.

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É um lixo.
Há um vazamento no telhado

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right over my bed.

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Não, não, quero dizer, eu gostaria de saber
about your family life.

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Look, don't analyze us.

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Você pode cutucar, cutucar e investigar
tudo que você quiser,

70
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mas você não vai encontrar
algum problema psicológico, ok?

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We're normal!

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[broca zumbindo]

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DEWEY [chanting]:
I hate my brothers.

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I only like me.

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I hate my brothers.

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I only like me.

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I hate my brothers...

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[gritando]

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Pare com isso agora mesmo!
Quero dizer!

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Quando você vai terminar?

81
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Soon as I can, honey.

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I said stop it!

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I hate my brothers.

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I only like me.

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I hate my brothers.

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I only like me.

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[broca zumbindo]

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Five Across:
"Minha mãe, a... em branco."

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O que você fez?

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O que?

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Não me venha com isso.
O que você fez?

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Nada.

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Mãe, estou tentando estudar.

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Oh.

95
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Then I'm sure
você não se importa se eu, uh...

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took a look in here!

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Mom, I'm telling you,

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we didn't do anything.

99
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Oh, you boys
estão tramando alguma coisa.

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Eu posso sentir o cheiro.

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Se você quebrou outra janela

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it is going to come
out of your...

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Você terminou?

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You want to frisk me?

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You just consider
yourselves lucky.

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Desta vez.

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Isso foi perto.

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Our only problem is

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our parents think we're
lying and we're not.

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Hey, a breakthrough.

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Você está obviamente
a very bright young man.

112
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Você gostaria de gastar
the rest of the hour

113
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me dizendo o quão brilhante você é?

114
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Okay, let's talk about
seus pais.

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Agora, se você tivesse que descrevê-los
in a few words,

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how would you do that?

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Não sei.

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Mom is... Mom.

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Todo mundo para cima!

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[gritando]

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I have to do laundry
before work!

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[geme]

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Estou tirando o café da manhã
a mesa em cinco minutos!

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And Dad's...

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What is Dad?

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Who wants to make
five bucks?

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Como? Preciso de alguém para assumir a responsabilidade.

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LOIS:
Ah, meu Deus.

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O que você fez?

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Eu não posso te contar.

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Sim ou não, sem perguntas.

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LOIS:
Oh, my God!!

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Make it ten.

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Feito.

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LOIS:
Ah, meu Deus!

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Você é um bom filho.

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I got him, honey!

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I got him, don't worry!

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E você tem outro irmão,
Francisco?

140
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Sim. Did they tell you
what they did to him?

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It's a classic firstborn
cenário.

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A free and easy couple
suddenly has a kid

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and their whole world's
turned upside down,

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and even after
there's other kids,

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the oldest one
becomes a symbol

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por tudo que é
wrong in their lives

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through no fault
of his own.

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Dad, I know what
you're going to say,

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e acredite em mim,
Eu concordo totalmente com você.

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Não há desculpa
for what I did.

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Foi idiota, imaturo,
totally reckless

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e eu realmente sinto muito.

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Eu só estou...
I'm hoping against hope

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that you will give me
outra chance, que eu admito

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I don't deserve,

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mas se você pudesse encontrá-lo
em seu coração para me perdoar,

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I know I could
earn your trust back.

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[popping, hissing]

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They had it out for him
desde o início.

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Garoto, vocês realmente têm muito
de problemas com seus pais.

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Você já discutiu alguma coisa sobre isso
com eles?

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Você nunca conta aos seus pais
your feelings?

163
00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:00,332
Nós tentamos. Two weeks ago,

164
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I put some newspapers in
o liquidificador e coloque fogo.

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Isso foi totalmente um pedido de ajuda.

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I mean talk, with words.

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Você sabe,
falar sobre o assunto em questão?

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Você sabe, muitas famílias
faça isso em volta da mesa de jantar.

169
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Isso pode ser muito bom
meio ambiente

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por compartilhar seus sentimentos.

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Great pancakes, Dad.

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Ah, obrigado.

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Ei, quem está pronto por segundos?

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[hacking]

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Eu sou.

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Aqui estão as regras da casa:

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Você não pode alcançar por segundos

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até você terminar
your firsts

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mas assim que o garfo de alguém

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leaves the perimeter of
their plate,

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todas as apostas estão canceladas.

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[metal tinindo]

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It's mine!

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E então há
a big explosion

185
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and lots of bubbles.

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É onde
babies come from.

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[risos]

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Ah, bem, você sabe,
close enough.

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Look at this.

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I made a pea angel.

191
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Oh, you're a pea angel.

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Pare de jogar
with your food.

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[risos]

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Oh, Mom...

195
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Não se atreva.

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Relaxar. eu não estava
really going to.

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Então não faça isso.

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Eu não iria.

199
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Então não faça isso.

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00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,351
Well, don't accuse me
de algo

201
00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:47,570
que eu não ia fazer!

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Interesting mood shift.

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Levaria horas para explicar
a psicologia por trás disso

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so let me just
coloque desta forma:

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Dynamite.

206
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Kid with matches.

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00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,453
Você vai jogar isso
at Mom?

208
00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,064
I wasn't going to!

209
00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,805
Geez Louise-- Reese...

210
00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:05,806
Hal, I can handle this.

211
00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:08,504
Reese, I'm warning you.

212
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,767
I wasn't going to,
but if you think I would

213
00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:11,812
then maybe I should.

214
00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,944
Oh, good,
now he's panicking.

215
00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:17,208
Just put the spoon down
and apologize.

216
00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:19,863
Ok, ela deu a ele uma saída.

217
00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:20,734
Pedir desculpas por quê?

218
00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:21,996
eu não ia
to do anything!

219
00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,388
Apenas pare de falar!

220
00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:24,955
Just stop talking
and let me think!

221
00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,522
Dad, do something.

222
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,437
Eu entendi.

223
00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,672
O que você pensa que está fazendo?

224
00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:48,588
Estou sendo fofo e espontâneo?

225
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:56,073
[rindo]

226
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,557
[risos]

227
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,475
Não faça isso.

228
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,825
I wasn't going to!

229
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,306
Who cares if they don't
acredite em mim sobre o carro?

230
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,655
Eu cheguei até aqui na minha vida

231
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,004
without anyone giving me
any credit

232
00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:16,006
então por que eu deveria esperar alguma coisa
different now?

233
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,660
Yeah, the guy who
leaves thumbtacks

234
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,880
on the toilet seat
is so misunderstood.

235
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,317
Please remember the
regras básicas: não há...

236
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,710
Você é quem ensinou
me my name in French
was "latrine."

237
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,059
Não interrompa. Você é o único

238
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,147
who sold my bike
for three bucks

239
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,888
to Billy Watson the day
he moved to Canada!

240
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:30,455
Nós não... fui eu quem cuspiu no Dewey's
cereal this morning.

241
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,761
Quero dizer...

242
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,284
I drank that milk!

243
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:34,808
I licked the bowl!

244
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:35,809
Te odeio!

245
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:36,723
Oh, shut up, pit stain.

246
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:37,941
Deixe-o em paz.
Você começou.

247
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,726
Cale-se! Shut up!You shut up!

248
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,162
Pare com isso!

249
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,688
Isto não é
how therapy works.

250
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,559
You are going to respect
um ao outro

251
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,736
and damn it,
você vai me respeitar.

252
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:50,737
You're going to behave

253
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,740
e vamos continuar
with this session!

254
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,002
Entendido?

255
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,918
[grunhido]

256
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,833
Pare com isso!

257
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,530
Esta é uma zona segura! Saia de cima de mim.

258
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:02,705
[Dewey screaming]

259
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,359
A safe zone!

260
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,622
Estúpido... [Reese gritando]

261
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,761
Here is what you boys
preciso saber.

262
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,719
You cannot break me.

263
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,808
I've worked in prisons.

264
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:22,856
I had a 17-year-old
serial killer abraçando meus joelhos

265
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,988
e chorando como uma garotinha.

266
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,512
Esses não são Fisher-Price
diplomas on the wall.

267
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:28,862
I went to Harvard.

268
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,734
Eu tive um papel principal
in The Mikado!

269
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,127
[low]:
My arms are tired.

270
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,651
Não dê a ele
the satisfaction, Dewey.

271
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,913
Isso não é nada.

272
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:39,524
Mom makes us do this
out in the rain.

273
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,265
Okay, you can relax.

274
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,446
[suspira]

275
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,100
Tudo bem, vamos tentar isso.

276
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,188
Se você pudesse escolher uma coisa,

277
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,886
about the way
your parents treat you

278
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,191
o que você mudaria?

279
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,977
The biggest problem
é que eles não confiam em nós.

280
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,805
They just assume that if
they leave us alone

281
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,763
por dois segundos,
we'll get in trouble.

282
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,287
Nove dias após o vencimento.

283
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,205
Eca.

284
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,600
Expired two months ago.

285
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:14,081
Você não tem coragem.

286
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,479
[tosse]

287
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:25,266
Quando foi o
last Christmas
we had eggnog?

288
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,442
I think before Dewey.

289
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,315
[air hissing]

290
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,796
It's all you, man.

291
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,059
[tosse]

292
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,452
Bottom of the ninth...

293
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,846
duas eliminações... cara primeiro.

294
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,064
The windup...

295
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,023
...the pitch...

296
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,810
Ah, ah.

297
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,464
Oh, man, we're so dead.

298
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:50,900
That's it, game over.

299
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:51,901
Sim.

300
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,947
Então eu ganho.
O que?

301
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,513
Passar a lâmpada é um home run.

302
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:56,645
Two men scored.

303
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:57,602
That was a foul ball.

304
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:58,603
Você está louco?

305
00:12:58,647 --> 00:12:59,909
Foi direto ao ponto.

306
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,084
It was foul.
Cale-se!

307
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,869
You're home plate,
you don't get a vote.

308
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,653
Do over.
Por mim tudo bem.

309
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,225
Ah, merda!

310
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,182
Agora realmente temos que desistir.

311
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,402
Sim.
But that was a triple.

312
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,143
Get back up there.

313
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,711
Deixe-me perguntar a você...

314
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,670
como vocês se veem?

315
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:25,543
Reese, what do you think
qual é o seu papel na família?

316
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,676
I guess I'm the bad boy.

317
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,286
Aquele que estraga tudo.

318
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,984
Toda família tem esse cara.

319
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,420
Aquele que te faz chorar,

320
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,552
faz você odiar voltar para casa
no final do dia

321
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,250
just knowing
I'm going to be there.

322
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:40,950
É muito trabalho, mas...
Acho que é bastante satisfatório.

323
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,961
O que você está olhando,
monkey boy?

324
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,223
Ai!

325
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,268
Ai! Ai!

326
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,965
Reese!
O que você está fazendo?

327
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,314
Ajuda! Ai! Ajuda!

328
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,663
Mãe!

329
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,274
Ajuda! Ai! Ow!Come on, cut it out,
cut it out.

330
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,145
Ajuda! Isso dói! Ai!

331
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,017
Knock it off,
você pequeno...
LOIS:
Reese!

332
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,714
Que diabos
você está fazendo?

333
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,325
Honest to God,
you can't leave that kid
alone for five minutes

334
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,110
sem implicar com ele! Eu não fiz nada.

335
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,546
Go!He's lying.

336
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,026
LOIS:
Whatcha looking at?

337
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,288
Reese's report card.

338
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,072
It is much better
do que da última vez.

339
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,900
Realmente?
Sim.

340
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,816
This time he used
the exact same brand
of pen as the teacher

341
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,035
to change his grade.

342
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,340
Veja isso.

343
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,081
He gave himself a C in
math instead of an A .

344
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,301
Yeah, subtle.
Boa atenção aos detalhes.

345
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,998
He's really learning.

346
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:29,956
Two months grounded?

347
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,914
Three months,
scrubbing toilets.

348
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:35,178
And how do you see
seu lugar nesta família?

349
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,919
Well, I'm the favorite.

350
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,835
You know, the one
todo mundo ama mais.

351
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,184
O fofo.

352
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:44,144
Aquele que todo mundo procura
and gives presents to.

353
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:48,061
And sometimes they even
faça os pássaros cantarem para mim

354
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,585
ou as nuvens soletram meu nome.

355
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,413
[grunhidos]

356
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,849
Vamos!

357
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,765
You said I could play.

358
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,293
Você tem que ir
down there again.

359
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,512
Não.

360
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,557
Vamos, você é o único
that'll fit.

361
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,211
No, I always
vá buscá-lo

362
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,213
e você nunca
let me play.

363
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,388
Vamos deixar
you play.

364
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:12,955
Nós prometemos.

365
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,218
[grunhido]

366
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,741
[grunhidos]

367
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,222
Vamos!
Throw it here.

368
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,571
Você prometeu.

369
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:21,964
Sem chance.

370
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,793
[suspira]

371
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,142
O quê? Não consegue dormir?

372
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,188
No, I have this
terrible feeling

373
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,885
esquecemos algo.

374
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,062
Trash, locks, lights...

375
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,414
Ah, bem.

376
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,461
Whatever it is, I'm sure
pode esperar até de manhã.

377
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,423
Ah, garoto.

378
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,904
[ronco]

379
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,124
All right, son.

380
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:54,127
Son, I think you've
learned your lesson.

381
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,259
OK.

382
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,044
Obrigado, pai.

383
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,874
We've got to stop
fazendo isso.

384
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,400
Ei!

385
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,010
[Dewey yelling]

386
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,838
[grunhidos]

387
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,013
[crash, popping]

388
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,363
I try not to throw it
in their faces,

389
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:14,930
but sometimes, you know,

390
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,237
I just can't help it.

391
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,717
What about you, Malcolm?

392
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,371
What's your place
na família?

393
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,112
Eu não sei,
I'm the middle one.

394
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,374
Bem, pense realmente sobre isso.

395
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,029
How do you fit in
with this family?

396
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:32,034
Well... I...

397
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,253
Vá em frente.

398
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,169
Well, I guess I...

399
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,822
não.

400
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,259
I don't fit in.

401
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,130
Quero dizer, honestamente,

402
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,088
às vezes eu sinto

403
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,915
I've just been dropped
into this family

404
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,830
do espaço sideral.

405
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,397
Bem, isso é interessante.
Now, how...

406
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,312
Well, he's the one
that fixes everything.

407
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,053
O que?
Yeah, you know,

408
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,620
ele é quem imagina
tudo fora

409
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,187
and solves
a lot of our problems.

410
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:57,146
Sim, mais ou menos como aquele garoto gay
com o lenço do Scooby-Doo.

411
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,626
O líder.

412
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,107
You guys think that?

413
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,196
Well, sure they do.

414
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,719
Quero dizer, é bastante óbvio

415
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,415
que você é o líder do ringue.

416
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,416
O que?

417
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,853
Isso acontece o tempo todo.

418
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:12,335
Uma criança inteligente e sensível
com mau controle de impulsos.

419
00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:13,641
Quero dizer,
você está cercado por pessoas

420
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,772
who don't challenge you
mentally.

421
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:19,646
Então você começa a ficar entediado e
você começa a procurar problemas.

422
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,691
Não, eu não.

423
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:22,301
Isn't that what happened
the other night?

424
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,086
You're sitting on the
sofá com seus irmãos,

425
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,740
nada para fazer
but watch TV,

426
00:17:25,782 --> 00:17:28,699
thinking the only way to
end the crushing boredom

427
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:31,137
is to stir up
a little excitement?

428
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,486
Ele não fez isso. Nenhum de nós fez.

429
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,315
Você sabe, há muito
opções para um garoto como você.

430
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,752
Quero dizer, há
programas de colocação, acampamentos,

431
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:38,970
special schools...

432
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,494
Espere. Você quer me mandar embora?

433
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,452
Você não pode fazer isso. Ele é nosso irmão.

434
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,541
Acalmar.
I merely sug...
Eu não vou.

435
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,890
REESE:
Você não pode obrigá-lo a fazer isso.

436
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,067
We're good kids.

437
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,772
[alarm buzzing]

438
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,166
[alarm stops]

439
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,776
[gasps loudly]

440
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,258
Ah!

441
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,652
Oh! [hawks]

442
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,007
[grita]

443
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,401
Hal?

444
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,316
Estou atrasado para o trabalho.

445
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,498
Ah!

446
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,760
Não faça isso.

447
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,632
You can't leave me
alone with Reese.

448
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,851
Me desculpe,
but we're out of time.

449
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,858
Qual é o problema com esta porta?

450
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,991
Is there some kind
de confusão embutida nele?

451
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,820
You have three very
special boys here.

452
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,953
I'd like to sit down
with you and your wife
so that we can...

453
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,085
Dad, do you know

454
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,217
what this idiot
wants to do?!

455
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,393
Malcolm, let me talk
to the doctor, huh?

456
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,395
Maybe we ought
to speak privately.

457
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:56,831
Claro. Boys, [whistles],
go wait in the car.

458
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,529
[loud crashing]

459
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,052
HOMEM:
De onde veio isso?

460
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:02,271
HOMEM 2:
Hey, everyone all right?

461
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,316
O que?!

462
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,622
That's my car!

463
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:06,971
I know I set the brake.

464
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:07,972
Ver?

465
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,278
Assim como na outra noite.

466
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,236
We didn't take it out.

467
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,672
Ele simplesmente rolou sozinho.

468
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:15,241
Then you boys
estavam realmente nos contando...

469
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,764
a verdade?

470
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:19,201
Você é um gênio.

471
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:23,074
Boys, let's go get you
some ice cream, huh?

472
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,598
Ouça, há
a lot we have to...

473
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,469
Ah, absolutamente.

474
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,993
You know, Doc, I have
no idea how you did it.

475
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,212
And in just an hour.

476
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:33,433
I'm putting in a
little extra for you.

477
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,435
Mas...

478
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,392
Obrigado.

479
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:41,702
Isn't it great to feel
like a family again?

480
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,094
Gênio.

481
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,270
Move!Shut up!

482
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,488
Stop touching me.

483
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,360
Eu não estou tocando em você.
Eu estava prendendo minha gravata.

484
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,578
Whileyou were
touching me.

485
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,276
Pare com isso.
Por que nós
tem que fazer isso?

486
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,930
Porque não temos um único
foto de todos nós juntos.

487
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,105
Isso é ridículo.

488
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,238
Somos uma família, deveríamos
have a family portrait.

489
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,283
Well, Francis
isn't here.

490
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,720
Eu não vou tossir
200 bucks to fly him in

491
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:00,938
for one silly picture.

492
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,723
Where's Dewey?

493
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,159
Dewey,

494
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,247
saia daí.

495
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,727
That's not your family.

496
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,468
Você tem certeza que quer
"folhas de outono"
as a backdrop?

497
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:11,471
Sim.
You didn't even
looked at "Happy
Windmills."

498
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:14,038
It's more colorful.

499
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,171
Ah, "ônibus espacial". HOMEM:
Próximo.

500
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,826
I have a coupon here
for one 8X10 and two
wallet-size for $9.99

501
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,088
and that's what I want.

502
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,263
I don't want the Golden
Moments Collection

503
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,265
eu não quero o
Family and Friends
Collection;

504
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,528
eu não quero
the Lifetime of Love.

505
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:29,402
I want one 8X10
and two wallet-size
for $9.99.

506
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,620
Multar.

507
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:33,057
Temos parcelamento
if that would help.

508
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,320
I brought a picture
of Francis.

509
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,191
Ele vai ser
in the portrait.

510
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,279
Cool, I'll hold it.

511
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,411
Não, eu vou
para segurá-lo.

512
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:39,281
Solte. Eu vou segurar. Vamos.

513
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,458
Dewey. Dewey, pants on, mister.

514
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:43,677
Me desculpe,

515
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,287
but this coupon's
expirou.
O que?

516
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,114
It's expired.

517
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,898
What you want will
run you $39.50.

518
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:48,943
Ooh... "Lonely Beach."

519
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,945
We're kind of
the lonely beach
família, certo?

520
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:51,859
Hal.

521
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:52,903
But for another
five dollars,

522
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,514
you can have the
"Instant Memories" set.

523
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,385
That comes with double-
exposure silhouettes

524
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:57,430
for the grandparents.

525
00:20:57,473 --> 00:21:00,433
Olha, você poderia, por favor, fazer
o que estou pedindo para você...

526
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,565
Estou mais velho! Foi ideia minha!

527
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,480
[gritando]

528
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,005
É isso!

529
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,355
Levantar!

530
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,530
Volte!

531
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:11,574
Venha aqui!

532
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:12,532
Vá lá!

533
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,403
We are going to take

534
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:15,926
this picture,
and it is going

535
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:16,971
to be good.

536
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,669
And that means no faces,
no tongues,

537
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:20,670
no crossed eyes,

538
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,063
no bunny ears.

539
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:24,544
We are going to smile,
vamos ficar bem,

540
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:25,936
está indo
to cost us $9.99

541
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,590
and all of this
vai acontecer

542
00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:28,722
na hora
Conto até três.

543
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:33,422
[meninos discutindo] Um, dois, três.

544
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,816
[boys arguing]