1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:03,838 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:03,921 --> 00:00:06,424 - Veronica. - I'm here for your mom's Bible study. 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,758 I'm glad you could join us. 4 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:10,261 - What are you doing? - Come here for Bible study. 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,655 If you want to be a good Christian, 6 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,556 maybe you should stop lying through your teeth. 7 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:16,851 Hey, Mom, just a heads-up. I'm gettin' baptized tomorrow. 8 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,439 We did it. I'm so happy. 9 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,732 I love you. 10 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,322 There are certain phrases 11 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:32,950 that are used by dads around the world. 12 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:46,797 ♪ Well, it's all right... ♪ 13 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,300 Close the fridge. 14 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,885 You're wastin' money. 15 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,512 I'm having trouble deciding between pudding and Jell-O. 16 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:56,849 Well, decide what you want, and then open it. 17 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,559 But I need the visual input. 18 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,352 Does the pudding have a skin? 19 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:03,105 Plus, it's good fun jiggling the Jell-O. 20 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,250 - Do you have any idea what our electric bill is? - Yes. 21 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,484 I do our taxes. 22 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,110 And it's higher than it should be. 23 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:09,862 And why do you think that is? 24 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:11,530 Well, I don't want to point any fingers, 25 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:14,116 but Missy sleeps with a night-light. 26 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:17,036 Make a choice and close the door. 27 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:19,914 Okay. There's only one logical way to settle this. 28 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,248 Eenie-meenie... 29 00:01:21,332 --> 00:01:23,209 Close the door! 30 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,836 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 31 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,006 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 32 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,592 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 33 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:34,011 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 34 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:37,848 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 35 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:52,988 Hey. 36 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:55,699 What do you want? 37 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,660 I just wanted to apologize again. 38 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,370 My behavior was crazy. 39 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,163 I blame hormones. 40 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:03,207 Really? 'Cause I blame you. 41 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:06,418 Is there any way you can forgive me? 42 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,045 Please? 43 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,551 Fine. I forgive you. 44 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,570 You're not just saying it 'cause you're trying to be 45 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,763 a good Christian and you're afraid of going to Hell? 46 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,473 Do you want me to forgive you or not? 47 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,100 Very much. 48 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,435 Then stop talking and let's move on. 49 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,104 So... so we're friends again? 50 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:27,106 Sure. 51 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,483 Just as friends, would you wanna hang out 52 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:30,985 on Saturday night? 53 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:34,405 In a no-kissing and no-punching-in- the-face kind of way? 54 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,740 I can't. My boyfriend's taking me to dinner. 55 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,701 Boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend... 56 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,369 You know, I got to run. 57 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,621 I'm glad we're friends again. 58 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,338 - Your brother looks upset. - Really? 59 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:52,882 I would have guessed hungry. 60 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,675 See you later. 61 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,431 Mr. Givens, a moment of your time? 62 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,768 I'm curious about more cost-effective methods 63 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,562 of generating electricity. 64 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:08,731 And? 65 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:10,608 And I came to you. Go. 66 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,653 Well, there's fossil fuels, like oil and coal. 67 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:16,572 - Too dirty. - Oh. Hydro? 68 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,157 - Too wet. - Solar? 69 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,409 With this fair skin? Next. 70 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,328 Wind? 71 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:25,206 You know what the problem with wind is. 72 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:26,707 It's too reliant on wind. 73 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:27,790 I think I'm looking 74 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,919 for something a little more indoors. 75 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,420 How about nuclear power? 76 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,714 It's clean and efficient and very safe, 77 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:36,008 until something goes horribly wrong. 78 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,928 That could work. 79 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:40,930 Oh. Goody. 80 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,097 Are we done? 81 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:45,517 Almost. I have one last question about nuclear reactors. 82 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,061 What? 83 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:49,480 How do I build one? Go. 84 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:54,151 Spoiler alert: He didn't know. 85 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,861 Hello? 86 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:58,322 Hello, my little vicuña. 87 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,158 Well, hello to you, too. 88 00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:04,495 And more importantly, what is a vicuña? 89 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:09,208 Only what I feel is the cutest camelid on the planet. 90 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,627 Well, I suppose I could ask you what a camelid is, 91 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:14,213 but you're just gonna say more words that I don't know. 92 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,297 What's up? 93 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:17,299 There's an upcoming event at the university, 94 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:19,802 and I'd like you to be my plus-one. 95 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,887 Oh. Well, I'd love to go. 96 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:25,307 - Wonderful! It's a date. Bye. - Wait, wait. 97 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:27,535 Hang on there, partner. I need a little more information. 98 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:28,686 When is this event? 99 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:29,979 This Friday night. 100 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:31,063 Oh. What time? 101 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,356 I'm not sure. 102 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,857 Well, will there be food? 103 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,067 I have no idea. 104 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,568 What's the dress code? 105 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:37,653 Not a clue. 106 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,363 Well, what do you know? 107 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,948 You're my plus-one. 108 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,493 Well, you go do a little more research and get back to me. 109 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,704 - You got it! - Bye. 110 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,289 - Wait. - What? 111 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:51,542 - Love you! - Love you, too. 112 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:58,340 Hello. Is this the studio that makes the Professor Proton show? 113 00:04:58,424 --> 00:04:59,717 Excellent. 114 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,011 May I speak to him, please? 115 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:04,805 Well, then I'd like to leave him a message. 116 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,890 My name is Sheldon Cooper, and I'm trying to build 117 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:10,019 a nuclear reactor, and I could use his help. 118 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:14,315 My number is 409-356-6049. 119 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:16,900 Thank you. I'm gonna hang up now, 120 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,277 because this is long-distance, 121 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,237 and my father doesn't make much money. 122 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:21,488 Good-bye. 123 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:25,826 Georgie, question: 124 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:30,080 In the hallway earlier today, were you upset or hungry? 125 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,249 Shut up. 126 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,004 That's hungry. 127 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,922 Connie, I believe 128 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,008 I have answers to all your questions. 129 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,384 Lay it on me. 130 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:44,970 Time: The event begins at 6:00 p.m. 131 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,973 The dress code is business attire. 132 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:50,267 Dinner will be served, but it's been suggested 133 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:53,187 that we eat first, because the food is dreadful. 134 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,563 Good to know. 135 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:55,981 And last but not least, 136 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:59,151 a camelid is any member of the camelidae family, 137 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:02,154 such as llamas, alpacas or vicuñas. 138 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:04,573 You didn't ask that one, 139 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:07,868 but, uh, it seemed like something you should know. 140 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,328 John... 141 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:12,331 is everybody at this party gonna be a scientist like you? 142 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:14,291 Not everybody. You'll be there. 143 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:15,793 That's kind of what I'm gettin' at. 144 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,211 Is there a problem? 145 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:18,796 Well... 146 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,964 yeah. 147 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:23,175 I didn't go to college. 148 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,260 I was a total screwup in high school. 149 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:26,804 I might not fit in at all. 150 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,640 Don't be silly. Everyone's gonna love you! 151 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,810 And I'm excited to show you off. 152 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:36,397 The general consensus among the faculty is you don't exist. 153 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,273 Well, I don't know how I feel about that. 154 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:41,693 Oh, don't worry. It says more about me than it does about you. 155 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,864 I'll get it. 156 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,700 It's like dating the Encyclopedia Britannica. 157 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,620 Oh, hello, Sheldon. 158 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,455 Good evening. Do you have any idea 159 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:55,916 where I could obtain radioactive material? 160 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,794 That's an interesting question. What do you need it for? 161 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,963 I'm trying to build a small nuclear reactor 162 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,132 to provide electricity for my house. 163 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:04,633 And possibly the whole neighborhood, 164 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:05,968 if they're nice to me. 165 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,970 - Fun. - The problem is, I don't know 166 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,597 where to get the necessary radioactive material. 167 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:14,226 Oh. Do you happen to have any unexploded atomic bombs? 168 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:16,019 Not a one. 169 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,104 Shoot. 170 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:19,314 What about an X-ray machine? 171 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:20,732 Nope. 172 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:23,527 That makes sense. You're just a kid. 173 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,446 Oh! I know! 174 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:28,198 Smoke detectors contain trace amounts 175 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,492 of americium-241. 176 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:31,743 Interesting. 177 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,954 But I'd need a lot of them, and they're expensive. 178 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,622 True. 179 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:38,375 Hey, I bet if you call a few companies 180 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:40,502 and say it's for a school project, 181 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,087 you could get them for free. 182 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:44,006 That's a great idea. Thanks. 183 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,717 You're very welcome. 184 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:49,595 What a cute kid. 185 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,015 Who was that at the door? 186 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,766 - Sheldon. - What did he want? 187 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,977 Oh, nothing. He just had a science query. 188 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,937 Ooh, biscuits. 189 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:06,361 Where's Georgie? 190 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:08,864 I don't know. I called him ten minutes ago. 191 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,407 He's probably curled up in a ball, 192 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:11,909 crying about Veronica. 193 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,202 Why do you say that? 194 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:14,365 It's just what I'm hearing. 195 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,121 From who? 196 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:18,332 I'm kinda plugged into this town. 197 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,417 I'll go check on him. 198 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,214 Where exactly are you getting all this info? 199 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:27,299 There's a lot of kid sisters out there. 200 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:28,550 We talk. 201 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:30,677 Honey? 202 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:31,887 Can I come in? 203 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,514 No. 204 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,561 Aw, baby, everything all right? 205 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,480 I don't want to talk about it. 206 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:44,983 You might feel better if you do. 207 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,735 Is it about a girl? 208 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:48,862 How do you know? 209 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,574 Sometimes a mother can sense these things. 210 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,452 Veronica has a boyfriend. 211 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:56,662 You mean Dustin? 212 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:57,829 You know him? 213 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,249 Well, yeah, she met him through the church. 214 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,792 Lovely young man. 215 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,085 You like him? 216 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:06,505 Oh. Well, um... 217 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:10,425 the Lord teaches us to like everybody. 218 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:13,095 I just can't stop thinking about her with another guy, 219 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,805 and it's making me crazy. 220 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,057 Aw. Why don't you come eat something? 221 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,350 You'll feel better. 222 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,726 I can't. 223 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,812 I feel like I got punched in the stomach. 224 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,189 Trust me, 225 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:26,316 this'll pass. 226 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,069 You will meet other girls. 227 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,572 They won't be Veronica. 228 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,158 Is he taller than me? 229 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,327 It doesn't matter. 230 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,705 It's what's inside a person that counts. 231 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,707 How much taller? 232 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,208 A lot. 233 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:47,504 Mrs. Sparks' credit card got declined at Payless. 234 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:48,839 No kidding. 235 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,007 She went nuts. 236 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,383 But you didn't hear it from me. 237 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:52,425 Mm. 238 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,012 Poor baby is just crushed. 239 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,096 Oh, man. 240 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,931 I've been through that. Brutal. 241 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,225 When did I break your heart? 242 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:01,977 Oh, it wasn't you. 243 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,813 Then who was it? 244 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,898 Oh, doesn't matter. It was a long time ago. 245 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:08,692 But who? 246 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,486 Dad, I don't want to get ahead of myself, 247 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,947 but I think I solved our electricity problem. 248 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:16,533 - Not now, Sheldon. - I wouldn't mind hearing it. 249 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:17,784 Who? 250 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,204 If you want, I'll ask around. 251 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:23,123 For many children, 252 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,584 their happiest memory is the day they learned 253 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,502 to ride a bike. 254 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:30,714 For others, it's when they got their first puppy. 255 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,966 For me, it was the day 256 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:35,052 I received a box of 57 defective 257 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,055 smoke detectors loaded with americium-241. 258 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,765 Yes! 259 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,435 "My dearest Veronica..." No. 260 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,650 "My beloved Veronica..." 261 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,777 Better. It's got "love" in it. 262 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,780 "Every minute I'm away from you is an eternity. 263 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,698 But it feels longer than that. 264 00:10:56,782 --> 00:11:00,077 I can't eat, I can't sleep, 265 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,828 it's like there's a hole in my heart 266 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,331 that only your love can fill." 267 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,666 So true. 268 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,584 "And yes, I know about Dustin, 269 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,961 but he can't love you the way I do. 270 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,964 Because my love is the kind of love 271 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,425 that is true love. 272 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,594 The kind that lovers feel 273 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,805 when they're in love." 274 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,264 Beautiful. 275 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,767 "So in conclusion, I hope, 276 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,102 no, I pray, 277 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,728 I hope and pray 278 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,397 that you'll give me the chance 279 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,148 to be the boyfriend you deserve. 280 00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:31,775 And when the time is right, 281 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,861 I'm able to shower you with diamonds, houses, 282 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,071 boats, and cars, 283 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,572 the husband of your dreams. 284 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,617 Loving you with my heart, my soul, 285 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,244 and my lips, 286 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,995 Georgie Cooper." 287 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,498 Just tell me her name. 288 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,750 It's not important. It was a long time ago. 289 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,794 Then how come I don't know about it? 290 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,921 Because I married you, and no one else matters. 291 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,297 If that's so, 292 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,299 why'd this mystery woman break your heart? 293 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,551 Come on, Mare. 294 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,094 We were young. 295 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,679 We were kids. 296 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,180 Leave it alone. 297 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:07,477 Just tell me her name, and I'll drop it forever. 298 00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:11,440 You swear? 299 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,524 You know I don't swear. 300 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:13,775 You promise? 301 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,360 Absolutely. 302 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,489 - Kathryn Dempsey. - Kathryn Dempsey?! 303 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,384 You watched me make cupcakes for her daughter's birthday, 304 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,702 and you never told me you were in love with her?! 305 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,203 I was 15 years old, 306 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,080 and she didn't love me back. 307 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,373 If she did, 308 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,083 would you have married her instead of me? 309 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,168 But she didn't! 310 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,711 Okay! 311 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,212 Now I have my answer. 312 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:36,798 Kathryn Dempsey?! 313 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,009 I was 15! 314 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,599 Hey, Sheldon. 315 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,058 Hello, Billy. 316 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,895 - What you doing? - Building a nuclear reactor. 317 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,814 Cool. I'm having Lucky Charms for dinner. 318 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,212 What are you gonna do with it when you're done? 319 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:01,239 Stand in front of the refrigerator as long as I want. 320 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:02,949 Cool. 321 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,285 Why are you eating cereal for dinner? 322 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:06,369 I was hungry, 323 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,330 and my parents are in their bedroom kissing. 324 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,582 ♪ Two, three, four ♪ 325 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,639 ♪ You were born to be my baby ♪ 326 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:29,476 ♪ And, baby, I was made to be your man ♪ 327 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:33,271 ♪ We got something to believe in ♪ 328 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:37,067 ♪ Even if we don't know where we stand ♪ 329 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,444 - ♪Only God would know ♪ - Hey, pal. 330 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:40,695 ♪ The reasons, but... ♪ 331 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,656 What's this, a love note? 332 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,699 - Give that back! - Oh, I don't think so. 333 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,327 "To my beloved Veronica, 334 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,038 Every minute I'm away from you is an eternity. 335 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,666 But it feels longer than that. 336 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,126 "I can't eat, I can't sleep, 337 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,921 it feels like there's a hole in my heart that only you 338 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,048 can fill..."♪♪ 339 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,435 Champagne? 340 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,729 Oh, I'm fine, thank you. 341 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,857 These are for me. 342 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,441 Are... are you all right? 343 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,360 No, I'm very nervous. 344 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,820 That's interesting. 345 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,780 Normally, I'm the one who's unsure of himself 346 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,115 in a social situation, 347 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,700 but tonight, it's you. 348 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,827 Yeah. Frickin' fascinating. 349 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,745 Dr. Sturgis, good to see you. 350 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,414 Dr. Linkletter. 351 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,457 Please meet my girlfriend, 352 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,876 Connie Tucker. 353 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,377 Nice to meet you, Dr. Tucker. 354 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,795 I'm not a doctor. 355 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,255 But I would like to point out, 356 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,464 she's quite real. 357 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,633 - I can see that. - And our relationship 358 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,051 is more 359 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,137 - than just friends. - That's enough. 360 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,388 In fact, 361 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,056 it's flat-out erotic. 362 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,975 Change the subject, John. 363 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,311 You got it, girlfriend. 364 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:58,231 Dr. Linkletter is working on an intriguing theory 365 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,525 of quantum gravity. 366 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,402 - Is that so? - He can explain it 367 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,571 much better than I can. 368 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,198 Are you familiar at all with string theory? 369 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,075 Remind me. 370 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,178 Well, basically, it's a string theoretic interpretation 371 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,495 of the graviton. 372 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,498 Every force is an exchange of particles. 373 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,084 Gravity is the exchange of gravitons. 374 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,253 Meemaw, are you even listening? 375 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,338 What? 376 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,715 The graviton is a massless string. 377 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,634 The graviton is a massless string. 378 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,553 - Wow! - Well, yes, it is. 379 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,513 When did you learn that? 380 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,766 I get around. 381 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,768 In fact, I would go so far as to say 382 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,770 that every force is an exchange of particles, 383 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,564 and gravity is an exchange of gravitons. 384 00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,606 Correct! 385 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,233 Yes! 386 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,985 John, where have you been hiding her? 387 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,070 I haven't. 388 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,696 I've talked about her quite a bit, 389 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,240 but you all said she was a figment of my imagination. 390 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,701 She's dynamite. 391 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,830 Hello. I'd like to speak to Arthur Jeffries. 392 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,999 He plays Professor Proton. 393 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,542 But you probably know that, 394 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,503 since you answer the phone at the station 395 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,714 that makes the show, you lucky duck. 396 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,634 Then I'd like to leave him another message. 397 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,844 Please tell him Sheldon Cooper called again 398 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,280 and that I've successfully obtained 399 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,099 the radioactive material that I'm looking for. 400 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,768 Yes, americium-241. 401 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,770 I have lots of it. 402 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,856 I live at 5501 Grant Avenue, 403 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,400 Medford, Texas. 404 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,203 If you're sending me an autographed picture, 405 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,611 I already have one. 406 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,447 Ooh, how about one of his bow ties? 407 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,074 And then Bryan Larkin read the letter 408 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,827 - out loud in the hall. - No. 409 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,162 Georgie used the word "love," like, 30 times. 410 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,580 It was pathetic. 411 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,790 That hurts to hear. 412 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,376 Really? I think it's hilarious. 413 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,713 Also, my math teacher's pregnant. 414 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:45,922 Well, that's nice. 415 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,925 It might not be her husband's. 416 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,178 Whose do you think it is? 417 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,310 Hey. 418 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,395 Hey. 419 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,604 Going somewhere? 420 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,607 Alaska. Gonna work on the pipeline. 421 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,942 Alaska, huh? 422 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,527 That... that's pretty far. 423 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,529 Not far enough, but it'll have to do. 424 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,906 Look, Georgie, 425 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,076 I know it feels bad right now, but... 426 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,661 I promise it'll get better. 427 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,538 How's it gonna get better? 428 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,914 Veronica thinks I'm a jerk, 429 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,333 and everyone in the school's calling me Lovey Cooper. 430 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,252 Oof, that is not a good name. 431 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,775 It doesn't matter, 'cause I'm never going back to that school. 432 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,965 Listen to me. Hey. 433 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,846 You're a good-looking kid, and you got a big heart. 434 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,308 Once we get you on a daily shower schedule, 435 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,060 the girls are gonna be lining up. 436 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,603 I don't want girls. 437 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:42,812 I want Veronica. 438 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,981 Yeah, maybe you'll get her and maybe you won't. 439 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,733 But someday, you'll find the woman 440 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,443 who was really meant for you. 441 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,361 You mean like Kathryn Dempsey? 442 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:51,529 Alaska's beautiful. 443 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,989 How 'bout I go with you? 444 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,200 Who's Kathryn Dempsey? 445 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,659 I was 15 years... 446 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,120 I was 15 years old! 447 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,958 Connie, tell me, did you grow up in Texas? 448 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,795 Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat. 449 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,755 That's wonderful. 450 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,257 My goodness, you're as funny as you are beautiful. 451 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,468 That's a nice thing to say 452 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,886 to your friend's girlfriend. 453 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,639 Actually, I don't think it is so nice. 454 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:18,890 If I didn't know any better, 455 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:22,143 I'd say you were sweet-talking my date right in front of me. 456 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,395 You're a pretty smart man, John. Trust your gut. 457 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,648 Oh, look! 458 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,566 Shrimp cocktail. Let's get some. 459 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,444 Now, hang on. Hey. Take your hand off her, 460 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,404 or there are gonna be some severe consequences. 461 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:34,989 Whoa, John, calm down. 462 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,324 What do you see in this guy? 463 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,407 All right, that's it! 464 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,745 Oh, boy, you shouldn't have done that. 465 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:41,913 Oh! 466 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,791 That's enough! Both of you, just cool your jets. 467 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,418 This isn't over, Dr. Linkletter! 468 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:50,380 Anytime, anyplace, Dr. Sturgis. 469 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:55,468 And your graviton research is mediocre at best! 470 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,138 Keep moving. 471 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,181 - Are you angry with me? - More turned on. 472 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,100 Ooh. Great. Let's go. 473 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,483 Good morning, Mary. 474 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,568 Hmm. 475 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:15,989 What's that about? 476 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,867 - I'm punishing him. - What for? 477 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:19,951 Nothing, really, 478 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,870 but once I got started, I couldn't stop. 479 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,290 I'll get it! 480 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:27,917 The hell? 481 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,460 Sheldon Cooper live here? 482 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,507 Mare! 483 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,353 Am I in trouble?