1 00:01:52,353 --> 00:02:10,153 Alex 10K 2 00:03:16,722 --> 00:03:18,722 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 3 00:03:19,124 --> 00:03:21,824 Ian, please. Can you calm down a little? 4 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,527 He doesn't know if I took Arabic 5 00:03:23,584 --> 00:03:25,484 He will remain fanatical about others 6 00:03:25,563 --> 00:03:26,696 Your father doesn't have to know 7 00:03:26,837 --> 00:03:29,671 Can we come and get it tomorrow? When we have the keys 8 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:30,818 FUCK! 9 00:03:50,489 --> 00:03:54,022 Don't think, even for a moment, that you will break The buzzer to open it, uncle 10 00:03:54,926 --> 00:03:56,126 Come on, what's wrong with me? 11 00:04:06,263 --> 00:04:07,596 What are you looking at at a deaf person? 12 00:04:10,498 --> 00:04:14,106 Stop looking at my girl friend, dwarf Ian, please. 13 00:04:14,110 --> 00:04:15,110 Do you want to fuck her? 14 00:04:15,204 --> 00:04:16,204 It is impossible to keep meeting with me 15 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:18,107 Let me tell you, there is only one person The one between you 16 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:19,192 And I think it's very sweet 17 00:04:19,437 --> 00:04:21,903 Go home and fuck your mother You dwarf, you idiot 18 00:04:47,225 --> 00:04:48,525 No please 19 00:04:51,765 --> 00:04:52,965 Please, no 20 00:04:57,303 --> 00:04:58,303 No please 21 00:04:58,367 --> 00:04:59,367 Please 22 00:05:00,993 --> 00:05:01,993 Eaaan 23 00:09:34,552 --> 00:09:36,419 I hope you're not wasting my time 24 00:09:37,179 --> 00:09:39,379 I have a lot of people waiting A place like this 25 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,446 Most of them pay cash Do you have cash? 26 00:09:43,969 --> 00:09:46,869 Of course, the light switch is somewhere here I think 27 00:10:13,978 --> 00:10:16,178 I'm telling you, let's proceed with this lease contract 28 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,367 Hello, this is Mark 29 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,831 From the Representatives Department of the United States 30 00:12:46,841 --> 00:12:48,841 Regarding your request to test the application from our clients 31 00:12:48,845 --> 00:12:51,489 Miss Williams and Professor Kitamura From the movie “Human Umm 44.” 32 00:12:51,511 --> 00:12:53,911 The two of them are not empty for what they are doing Auditions in London at this time 33 00:12:53,914 --> 00:12:54,914 Because they are shooting a movie 34 00:12:54,925 --> 00:12:57,192 But thanks for your interest We hope to do something together in the future 35 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:58,224 Goodbye 36 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,406 Stop their whining 37 00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:41,945 This way you will leave your father's belongings standing on their end 38 00:13:57,859 --> 00:13:58,859 Oh my God 39 00:13:59,650 --> 00:14:01,183 Have you made yourself old again? 40 00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:02,834 Oh pig 41 00:14:03,808 --> 00:14:06,541 I called Dr. Sebring And he is waiting 42 00:14:06,587 --> 00:14:07,587 Get up 43 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,643 How are you, Martin? 44 00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:27,539 "Martin" 45 00:17:29,722 --> 00:17:30,722 Let's join us 46 00:18:00,711 --> 00:18:01,411 Ok 47 00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:07,343 Martin, I have your Ventolin. 48 00:18:17,808 --> 00:18:20,341 Martin, I'm here today. 49 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,267 Because your mother is very worried about you 50 00:18:22,688 --> 00:18:24,955 He keeps talking about M44 all the time 51 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,205 B 12 one 52 00:18:27,619 --> 00:18:28,919 What does this mean? 53 00:18:36,222 --> 00:18:37,556 Aha! Let's see 54 00:18:41,185 --> 00:18:43,585 M44 can be considered a phallic symbol 55 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,150 M44 are very aggressive creatures 56 00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:48,503 Their bite will be very difficult 57 00:18:50,076 --> 00:18:55,043 Maybe he relates the pain caused by M44 58 00:18:55,609 --> 00:18:57,576 With the pain he caused 59 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,604 After years of sexual and psychological exploitation What he got from his father 60 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,693 I miss Josie 61 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,533 And you are the reason he is in prison 62 00:19:18,036 --> 00:19:21,903 Sometimes people who are mentally ill 63 00:19:22,015 --> 00:19:23,582 They were sexually exploited 64 00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:31,884 They mutilate their sexual organs 65 00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:47,159 I'm sorry I have to walk 66 00:19:47,456 --> 00:19:49,123 There is nothing to worry about 67 00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:51,657 I'm sure it's a passing phase 68 00:19:57,746 --> 00:19:58,746 Martin 69 00:20:01,406 --> 00:20:02,406 You are a good young man 70 00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:05,764 Madame Lomax 71 00:20:27,488 --> 00:20:29,655 I decided to kill us both 72 00:20:39,207 --> 00:20:41,274 This music makes me crazy 73 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,040 I can't take it anymore 74 00:21:20,725 --> 00:21:22,658 He can't take it anymore 75 00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:27,592 Come on, he said 76 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,329 Be a man like your father 77 00:21:32,613 --> 00:21:35,546 A champion of bigotry, callous and retarded 78 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,860 I turn on the mute as loud as I want 79 00:21:39,005 --> 00:21:39,705 Do you understand? 80 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:41,791 Kill us both, I beg you 81 00:21:42,373 --> 00:21:45,540 Shut your mouth shut Oh, who looks like a double pussy 82 00:21:46,445 --> 00:21:47,445 What backwardness! 83 00:21:52,609 --> 00:21:54,276 I will be deaf to the sound of music 84 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:57,306 You will be left deaf and your blood will bleed Oh dwarf, you sucker of cocks 85 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:01,077 Next time, if you hit the ceiling I'm going to break your neck 86 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:04,539 Oh my God 87 00:22:04,603 --> 00:22:06,503 Young dick sucking dick 88 00:22:06,805 --> 00:22:11,338 The champion of fucking the ceiling with your thickness again, Do you understand? 89 00:22:11,736 --> 00:22:13,336 You sucker of cocks, you retarded 90 00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,867 (Lings from (b) to (c). 91 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:51,473 The anus of (A) and (B) is cut off In a circular way 92 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:55,113 Along the border between the skin And the mucous membrane 93 00:22:56,402 --> 00:22:59,502 Mucocutaneous area 94 00:23:00,981 --> 00:23:04,081 And the circular mucosa And parts of the skin 95 00:23:04,212 --> 00:23:10,512 From the anus to the mouth From (a) to (b) and (b) to (c) 96 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,547 We tie the ring grafts 97 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:21,900 With chin and cheek incisions from (A) to (B) ...connected 98 00:23:26,207 --> 00:23:27,907 Swallowed from (a) 99 00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:32,156 pass through (b) 100 00:23:33,931 --> 00:23:36,698 For output (c) 101 00:23:41,868 --> 00:23:43,768 The human centipede 102 00:23:45,594 --> 00:23:47,494 The first of its kind 103 00:24:29,283 --> 00:24:31,416 Will you say hello to me when we get there? 104 00:28:01,284 --> 00:28:02,284 My leadership 105 00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:04,475 My leadership 106 00:28:05,299 --> 00:28:06,299 Hey, man 107 00:28:07,362 --> 00:28:08,362 Hey, man 108 00:28:31,983 --> 00:28:33,583 Very good 109 00:28:35,362 --> 00:28:36,562 I made it 110 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:29,224 Why have these stupid things never worked? 111 00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:37,426 (Valerie) 112 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:39,442 This is the club's boy 113 00:29:53,671 --> 00:29:55,704 There is a dwarf who hits ten there 114 00:29:56,019 --> 00:29:58,389 You're drunk, my love. No, you're being serious. 115 00:32:58,869 --> 00:33:01,036 Welcome (Aryan) 116 00:33:01,122 --> 00:33:02,655 From the talent and acting department 117 00:33:03,135 --> 00:33:06,352 You asked us for an application test Because of our operation, the actress "Miss" Yanni 118 00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:07,453 From the movie The Human Centipede 119 00:33:07,513 --> 00:33:11,580 I'm still talking to Miss Yanni She is very excited and ready now 120 00:33:11,644 --> 00:33:14,511 To fly to London for a Tarantino movie 121 00:33:14,772 --> 00:33:22,772 You can call me on my mobile as soon as possible 713-499-0913 122 00:33:22,850 --> 00:33:23,850 Thanks Bye 123 00:33:32,852 --> 00:33:34,752 You can't do this 124 00:33:37,152 --> 00:33:38,652 This is just a movie 125 00:33:40,299 --> 00:33:42,599 Insan M44 is just a fucked up movie 126 00:33:46,784 --> 00:33:47,784 He will sew us together 127 00:33:51,224 --> 00:33:53,824 He will sew us together From ass to lion 128 00:33:56,699 --> 00:33:57,699 Join us 129 00:34:00,303 --> 00:34:01,303 Join us 130 00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:09,840 Stop their whining 131 00:35:10,370 --> 00:35:12,570 This way you will leave your father's belongings standing on their end 132 00:35:50,963 --> 00:35:51,963 What is this?! 133 00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:59,623 100% medically accurate 134 00:36:05,907 --> 00:36:07,107 From mouth to anus! 135 00:36:10,422 --> 00:36:12,222 One digestive system! 136 00:36:12,450 --> 00:36:15,717 This is a dirty movie What were you talking about? 137 00:38:23,550 --> 00:38:26,450 I want all this filth outside my house 138 00:40:44,991 --> 00:40:45,991 Fuck! 139 00:40:48,930 --> 00:40:49,930 Fuck! 140 00:40:51,265 --> 00:40:53,065 Deafness 141 00:40:57,958 --> 00:40:58,958 Fuck! 142 00:42:04,195 --> 00:42:05,595 I have to get old 143 00:42:13,695 --> 00:42:15,962 Swallow, you bitch 144 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:17,870 Swallow it 145 00:42:22,998 --> 00:42:24,598 Eat it 146 00:42:54,571 --> 00:42:57,671 That was a great feeling, Nick 147 00:43:00,103 --> 00:43:01,103 Do you know? 148 00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:05,296 Your pussy smells amazing 149 00:43:08,226 --> 00:43:09,893 What's the news, doctor? 150 00:43:13,139 --> 00:43:15,972 I wanted to fuck this disabled boy 151 00:43:17,549 --> 00:43:18,916 But this also works 152 00:43:18,927 --> 00:43:22,594 I know a place in Thailand There are people who specialize in this 153 00:43:25,202 --> 00:43:27,202 She is so rigid 154 00:43:27,312 --> 00:43:29,312 How much will it cost me if I poke your ass, sweetie? 155 00:43:29,991 --> 00:43:32,791 For you, honey, for 50 156 00:43:44,549 --> 00:43:45,549 Oh Jesus! 157 00:43:45,968 --> 00:43:46,968 Who are you with your silence? 158 00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:50,985 What did you do to poison yourself? 159 00:43:55,170 --> 00:43:57,170 Yes, take a good look 160 00:43:57,408 --> 00:44:00,608 Take a good look You are fat, you are pervert, you are short 161 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:02,372 Go from here now 162 00:44:03,064 --> 00:44:05,531 Before I got out of the car And I break the deaf and the doubt 163 00:44:05,997 --> 00:44:06,497 Don't be aware 164 00:44:18,704 --> 00:44:20,604 No Please 165 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:41,720 Martin? 166 00:44:46,381 --> 00:44:50,281 Martin, this is Dr. Sebring 167 00:44:56,542 --> 00:44:58,142 Is this where you work? 168 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,653 That's not right, Martin 169 00:45:04,845 --> 00:45:05,845 What you do 170 00:45:07,122 --> 00:45:08,122 Wrong 171 00:45:10,995 --> 00:45:14,295 Martin, I can help you. 172 00:45:14,851 --> 00:45:16,118 But you have to put the gun down 173 00:45:20,577 --> 00:45:22,777 .....Imagine what your father would have said if 174 00:45:29,364 --> 00:45:30,664 Martin, Martin No, Martin 175 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:43,967 Please 176 00:46:45,030 --> 00:46:46,563 I will do anything you want 177 00:46:46,764 --> 00:46:47,764 Please 178 00:46:49,345 --> 00:46:51,478 I won't say I won't tell anyone anything 179 00:46:53,119 --> 00:46:54,119 ..... Oh my heart, oh 180 00:46:57,865 --> 00:46:59,165 Someone follow me? 181 00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:54,970 Hello Martin, this is Ariane Miss Yanni's manager 182 00:47:55,041 --> 00:47:57,508 I want to make sure that Miss Yanni will not be late 183 00:47:57,571 --> 00:48:01,271 Her plane will land today in the morning at an airport (London Heathrow) - 6 a.m. your time 184 00:48:01,359 --> 00:48:03,359 I know that the driver is yours We missed her there 185 00:48:03,796 --> 00:48:06,996 I hope she gives a great performance Thank you, thank you very much, bye 186 00:48:34,659 --> 00:48:38,992 I can't believe I'm here To audition for a Quentin Tarantino movie 187 00:48:40,902 --> 00:48:43,102 My agents are very excited about this topic 188 00:48:46,669 --> 00:48:47,802 I should call them 189 00:48:48,794 --> 00:48:51,527 To tell them that my plane has landed And I'm on my way 190 00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:57,816 Have you seen the movie Human M 44? 191 00:49:01,444 --> 00:49:04,311 I was very attracted to the movie Because of the medical perspective in it 192 00:49:04,371 --> 00:49:08,438 If you were a surgeon, you would know how to do this operation 193 00:49:08,786 --> 00:49:09,786 The situation was terrifying 194 00:49:13,914 --> 00:49:15,814 The topic was very stressful We are on our 4 limbs 195 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:20,467 So I stipulated in my contract that I use it every night One hour massage 196 00:49:20,530 --> 00:49:22,930 I mean, why didn't you put this in the contract? 197 00:49:23,795 --> 00:49:28,020 And the rest of the crew We all had a shower before the Centipede scenes 198 00:49:28,187 --> 00:49:30,787 I mean because you will be close to the person's ass 199 00:49:31,188 --> 00:49:34,855 And you don't want to smell anything And... or, you know, whatever 200 00:49:34,911 --> 00:49:37,244 I kind of have a phobia of germs 201 00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,154 “This is definitely an Arab,” Quentin 202 00:50:06,188 --> 00:50:07,188 Do you have an umbrella? 203 00:50:07,285 --> 00:50:09,685 Because the rain makes my hair dirty 204 00:50:12,171 --> 00:50:13,171 Okay! 205 01:07:57,802 --> 01:08:00,002 Please Please 206 01:08:02,136 --> 01:08:03,136 Please don't excuse me 207 01:08:05,779 --> 01:08:06,779 Please 208 01:08:07,774 --> 01:08:08,774 I will do anything 209 01:09:36,164 --> 01:09:39,031 Welcome, Mark, again from Representatives Management in the United States 210 01:09:39,168 --> 01:09:41,168 Please ignore my previous message 211 01:09:41,182 --> 01:09:44,147 Fortunately for Miss Williams and Professor... Kitamura has reconsidered their agenda. 212 01:09:44,192 --> 01:09:46,925 They are very, very excited to come to London For Tarantino's movie auditions 213 01:09:47,021 --> 01:09:48,688 I hope the offer is still available 214 01:09:48,719 --> 01:09:51,086 I'm pretty sure they'll be very good 215 01:09:51,152 --> 01:09:53,219 So please contact me as soon as possible 216 01:09:53,464 --> 01:09:54,597 Call the number to confirm 217 01:09:54,620 --> 01:09:55,620 Thank you very much 218 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:56,800 I will talk to you soon Bye 219 01:12:07,817 --> 01:12:08,817 Laxative 220 01:27:09,258 --> 01:27:17,458 Alex10K