1 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:20,729 Mommy? 2 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:27,110 What's on your face, Dawn? 3 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,445 Makeup. 4 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:30,864 I wanna look nice for the first day. 5 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:31,740 Dad? 6 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:32,907 Yeah. 7 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,617 I made sandwiches for the bus. 8 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:36,470 Do you think I put too much ketchup? 9 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:37,454 What? 10 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:38,495 No. 11 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:39,956 There's no such thing as too much ketchup, 12 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,416 you know that. 13 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,543 Smoke alarm! 14 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,211 Yay, waffles are ready! 15 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,467 We could keep 'em with us for the week. 16 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:51,988 I mean, we, we lose the money, but... 17 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:54,488 We can't have this conversation again 18 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:56,514 'cause the bus is coming in an hour. 19 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,767 Just a week. 20 00:00:58,808 --> 00:00:59,934 Camp is good, remember? 21 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,102 Camp is, camp is good. 22 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:01,770 Camp is good. 23 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,020 Camp is good. 24 00:01:04,813 --> 00:01:06,691 And you got some t-shirts? 25 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,401 Yeah, in here. 26 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:09,235 Okay, okay. 27 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:10,028 Good, good, good. 28 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,070 Yes. 29 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:13,073 Yes. 30 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:13,907 You got everything. 31 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:14,741 I have everything. 32 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:15,533 I already checked. 33 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:16,576 Okay, I know. 34 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:17,827 You're doing great. 35 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:21,289 Undies? 36 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,039 Undies? 37 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,166 I'm wearing 'em. 38 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,502 - Grace? - What? 39 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:27,837 Serious, what? 40 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,609 What, only taking one pair? 41 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:32,467 Duh. 42 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,134 I only have one butt. 43 00:01:34,259 --> 00:01:35,970 Honey, you're eight. 44 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:38,473 Yeah, but 14% of girls get their periods 45 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:39,765 by the age of 10. 46 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,518 Zip. 47 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,144 What is in here? 48 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,313 Well, not that much. 49 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:50,193 And the youngest recorded case 50 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,154 of a girl giving birth was a five-year-old. 51 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:55,031 Wait, I'm not done talking. 52 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,908 - Okay. - In Peru in 1938. 53 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,679 Let's just take the whole box then. 54 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:07,168 And, girls, it is totally normal to feel homesick at camp. 55 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:08,336 Okay? 56 00:02:09,711 --> 00:02:11,941 So when you're away from your family, it can be hard. 57 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,007 So look, 58 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:14,485 if you get that feeling in your chest 59 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,010 and it kind of overwhelms you, 60 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,052 it's fine. 61 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,199 Just take a moment and you think of a happy memory, 62 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,284 something that we all did together as a family. 63 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:25,311 And when that happens, you'll feel better. 64 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:27,105 Are, are you crying? 65 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,982 No, I'm not. 66 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,942 Of course I am not crying. 67 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,110 I'm a grownup, I'm not... 68 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,319 It's okay to cry, though. 69 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:35,172 Just so you know, crying is totally fine. 70 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:36,698 Good, uh, pep talk. 71 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:37,866 Thanks. 72 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:42,077 Don't worry. 73 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:43,663 You're not there for long, right? 74 00:02:43,704 --> 00:02:44,539 Hey, it's only seven days. 75 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:45,373 What's seven days, right? 76 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,374 Seven days is nothing. 77 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,375 We have seven gnomes. 78 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,585 Seven gnomes for seven days. 79 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,019 We'll count down the days per gnome. 80 00:02:50,043 --> 00:02:51,355 Don't worry, it's gonna go by quick. 81 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:52,380 Okay? 82 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,590 Take care of Daddy. 83 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:55,025 This is the camp where you met Mommy. 84 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:56,110 I love you so much. Yeah, a long time ago. 85 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,444 Maybe we'll meet our husband there too. 86 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,405 You'll meet your husbands there, okay? 87 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:00,709 You're gonna meet your husbands. 88 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,242 You won't have the same husband, that's, that's illegal. 89 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,285 Muah, okay. I love you so much. 90 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,578 - I love you. - Bye. 91 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:06,686 Goodbye, you guys. 92 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,289 - I love you so much. - I love you. 93 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,748 I'm gonna think about you every second of the day. 94 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,250 I'll you see you in a very short week. 95 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,274 Fly right by. 96 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,276 Oh God. 97 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:15,944 Okay. 98 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:17,572 It's uh... 99 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:18,907 Camp is good. Camp is good. 100 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:21,326 Camp is good. Camp is good. 101 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:23,262 You know, it's not too late for me to throw my body 102 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,412 in front of the moving bus 103 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,814 and stop this craziness right now. 104 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:27,749 It's good for them. 105 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,000 We done good. 106 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,640 So what do we do now? 107 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,564 I literally have no idea. 108 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,983 I mean, we could drive to the gymnastics studio 109 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:57,737 and just sit in the parents' waiting area. 110 00:03:57,987 --> 00:03:58,947 Yeah. I don't know. 111 00:03:58,988 --> 00:03:59,781 As comforting as that sounds. 112 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:00,925 Ooh, we could go for brunch. 113 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:01,950 We used to like brunch. 114 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:02,784 Yeah, bru, the bru... 115 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:03,743 Definitely. 116 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,828 Ooh, we could go see a matinee. 117 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:06,870 Yeah. Yeah. 118 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:08,915 When was the last time we went to see a matinee? 119 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,083 Do they still have matinees? 120 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:10,625 - Is that still even a thing? - I don't... 121 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:11,667 Probably not. 122 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,839 We could make some sex. 123 00:04:19,591 --> 00:04:20,591 Oh yeah. 124 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,331 - Let's totally make some sex. - We're gonna make some sex. 125 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:26,557 Ha-ha! Found 'em. 126 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:29,394 Wait! Hold on! 127 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:30,728 Whoa. 128 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,665 We don't have to close the door. 129 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,816 We can be as loud as we want. 130 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,150 Yeah. 131 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,405 I am going to be so loud. 132 00:04:48,037 --> 00:04:49,306 - Ow, sorry. - Oh, oh, I'm sorry. 133 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:50,474 - No. - You used to like when I, 134 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:51,207 when I had the extra finger in. 135 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,166 No, no. 136 00:04:52,207 --> 00:04:53,334 No, I do, I do. 137 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,416 - Okay. - Totally, totally. 138 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,637 You good? 139 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:05,679 Yeah. 140 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,275 Oh, sorry. 141 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,547 - Too much teeth? - No, no, no, no, no. 142 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:22,780 I just... 143 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,032 My foot was, was asleep. 144 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,073 I'm good. 145 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,165 Do you wanna just? 146 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:48,306 Oh my God. 147 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,807 Oh my God, I think 148 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,392 I think I'm coming. 149 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:54,520 Oh, me too. 150 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:56,230 I'm coming right inside you. 151 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,149 Ah. 152 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:18,961 Testicles. 153 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:21,130 Yep, they're balls. 154 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:25,718 It's the least attractive part of the male anatomy. 155 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,554 Yeah, and that's saying a lot. 156 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:30,264 I think this is the longest 157 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,600 I've ever stared at a pair of these. 158 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,685 You know, I'm very uncomfortable. 159 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:35,770 Emma? 160 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:36,687 Emma Michaels? 161 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,606 Oh God. Marlon. 162 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:40,441 - Oh my God. - Oh my God. 163 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,693 I can't believe it's Emma Michaels. 164 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:43,735 Oh my. 165 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,131 I had, like, the biggest crush on you in art school. 166 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:47,155 Wow. 167 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,635 Well, you still have that thing where you just say things. 168 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:50,534 What? 169 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:51,369 Without a filter. 170 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,411 No, I don't. 171 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:54,932 - I didn't do that, did I? - Yeah, you just did. 172 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,142 You just did it when you said you had a crush on me. 173 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:57,959 On no, it was a major crush. 174 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:58,793 I kept a journal about it. 175 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,128 You just did it again. 176 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,730 Well, no, I had photos in a special binder. 177 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,548 How the hell are you? 178 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:04,590 I'm, I'm good. 179 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:05,383 I'm fine. 180 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,968 - I'm great. - Yeah? 181 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:08,511 Married? Kids? 182 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,512 All of the above. 183 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,139 Yeah, I married Josh, actually. 184 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:12,306 Oh my God. 185 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,183 You married your boyfriend from camp. 186 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,686 Wow, that's so adorable. 187 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:21,023 Uh, I mean, we, we broke up on and off, you know, 188 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:24,402 and played the field before we settled down. 189 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,155 And now, you know, we have two beautiful little girls. 190 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:28,531 Let me show you their Halloween. 191 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:29,407 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 192 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,867 That's okay. No. 193 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:32,302 People without kids are always pretending they care 194 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:33,512 to see photos of other people's kids, 195 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,538 but really we're just being polite. 196 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,000 Ah, no, no filter. 197 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:40,585 Yeah. 198 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:41,461 Oh my God. 199 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:43,838 So, is this your gallery? 200 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,256 Oh yeah. It's all mine. 201 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,591 Um, yeah, 202 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:47,860 I finally realized that I was far better suited 203 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,510 to appreciate the work of others 204 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,346 than to produce anything of value myself, um, 205 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:55,016 like these bad boys right here. 206 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:57,894 What do you think of these testicles? 207 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:10,530 Like. 208 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:12,533 Really? 209 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:13,575 No. 210 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,037 Emma, what do you think? 211 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:16,871 Honestly? 212 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:17,872 Yeah. 213 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,875 I mean, 214 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,797 no one really wants to look at balls. 215 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:32,677 Oh my God. 216 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:35,056 You're right. 217 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:39,894 Balls are totally gross. 218 00:08:41,645 --> 00:08:42,813 Jacques. 219 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,458 Yeah, can you, can you take this one down? 220 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,501 - No. - And, uh, 221 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,919 - and, and those two. - You don't. 222 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:47,943 And, uh... 223 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:53,157 Yeah, and, and that one over there. 224 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,033 You're kidding. 225 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:54,909 No, my apologies. 226 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:55,951 I... 227 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,997 Oh my God, you're crazy. 228 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,040 Oh my God. 229 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,418 Oh my God. 230 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:05,419 Sorry. 231 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:06,461 Wendy. 232 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,048 My name is Wendy. 233 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:10,925 Oh my gosh. 234 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:11,967 I'm so sorry. 235 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,929 Um, Wendy, this is Marlon. 236 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,597 We went to art school together. 237 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:17,473 Yeah, I got that. 238 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,642 Wendy and I are teaching 239 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,937 this winter break art camp 240 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:26,315 for at-risk youth just at the rec center down the street. 241 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,568 The kids are amazing. 242 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,820 Uh, this one girl, Aisha, 243 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:35,283 has more talent at 15 than I, like, ever had. 244 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,177 She, like, blows my mind every day. 245 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:39,137 Wow. Well, I would love to come and see her work. 246 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:39,996 Yeah, you should. 247 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,077 You could come by anytime. 248 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,323 And that would give me an excuse to come see you. 249 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:46,877 I can't believe you're married. 250 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:47,980 I mean, I used to fantasize 251 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,731 about having a bubble bath with you. 252 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:50,673 Oh, that's very specific. 253 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:51,715 Well, not naked, though. 254 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:53,884 I mean you were, you were wearing a green bikini. 255 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,970 Always green for some reason. 256 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,263 You're doing it again. 257 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,306 Oh, right. 258 00:09:58,347 --> 00:09:59,807 - Sorry. - Oh no. 259 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:00,849 Yes? 260 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:15,823 Yeah. 261 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,117 I don't know, it seems a little, um, 262 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,036 unnecessarily sexualized. 263 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:22,203 No? 264 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,332 How so? 265 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:25,373 Um, well, 266 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:30,171 you can pretty much see her nipple there. 267 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:33,007 And she's fellating a banana. 268 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:36,469 And your problem with this is? 269 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,681 Well it's, it's an ad for, for fruit. 270 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,975 Yeah, this is what the client wants. 271 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:43,851 Okay. 272 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:44,893 Have we tried to, like, 273 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,230 gently steer the client in another direction? 274 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,545 Yeah, we're gonna stick with a general approach 275 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:54,921 of giving the client what they want. 276 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:55,945 Okay? 277 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:57,865 Yeah, you're the packaging editor, Josh. 278 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,785 Just focus on editing the package. 279 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:01,952 Okay. 280 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:10,670 - Hey. - Hi. 281 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,004 Good meeting? 282 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,216 Everybody here hates me. 283 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:16,050 Not me. 284 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,010 I find you amusing. 285 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,905 Kelly, what do you think of that ad right there? 286 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,014 Uh, that reminds me of Gary's penis. 287 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,350 What, Gary, that's the married guy? 288 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,410 - Mm-hmm. - And, and, 289 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,478 and his penis looks like a banana? 290 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,646 Yeah, like that one. 291 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,398 The one on the right. 292 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,525 So, 293 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:35,194 how often would you say you and are having an orgasm: 294 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,363 A, once a day; B, twice a day; 295 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,614 C, three times a day; 296 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:42,576 Or D, you are constantly in an orgasmic fog? 297 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:45,913 Uh, oral counts and anal counts. 298 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,540 Well, anal definitely counts. 299 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:50,251 So don't spare any details, I'm not squeamish. 300 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,294 Wait, tho, tho, those are the options? 301 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:55,464 I mean, the, the minimum in there is, is, is once a day? 302 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,632 Yeah. 303 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,217 Why? 304 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,093 Nothing. 305 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,094 It's just, you know, 306 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,929 when you're married for 10 years. 307 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,055 Uh, "When you're ma..." 308 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,951 No, see, this is exactly what I've been trying to tell you. 309 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,953 This monogamy is just created by a patriarchal society 310 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,354 that totally suppresses any sexual promiscuity. 311 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,939 It is bullshit. 312 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:12,857 So what? 313 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,526 Like once, uh, a week? 314 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,742 Yeah. I mean, that sounds about right. 315 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:19,881 - Yeah. - Are you kidding? 316 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,198 - What? - Dude? 317 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,200 I was kidding. 318 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,202 You ha, you have sex once a week? 319 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,747 Why are you suddenly so interested in my sex life? 320 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,123 Oh, don't be such a narcissist. 321 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,809 I'm interested in everybody's sex life, 322 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,334 especially married people. 323 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,878 - Okay. - Wait. 324 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,796 So this is, this is research for your, 325 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,607 for your affair with Gary, is it? 326 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:40,968 Forget it. 327 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,970 I'm gonna figure it out myself. 328 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,013 Oh my God. 329 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,766 What do these people want from me? 330 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,434 Hello. 331 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,643 Kelly speaking. 332 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:50,978 Oh no. 333 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:50,579 So you've gone back to layering color over text? 334 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:55,501 But this time some of the text is illegible. 335 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,880 That's interesting choices, Aisha. 336 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,048 Thanks. 337 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,426 So of all your work, 338 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,388 is there one that you'd like to try and finish? 339 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,390 Uh, no, thanks. 340 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,267 No. 341 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,726 Then they'd just be 342 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,895 closed. 343 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,063 They'd be, like, 344 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,274 dead. 345 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,984 Mm-hmm. 346 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,988 Okay. That's it for today. 347 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,031 I'll see you tomorrow. 348 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,051 Everyone, grab your folders on the way out. 349 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,744 Aisha, this is great work. 350 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,997 This is really special. 351 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,750 No one else seems to think so. 352 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,669 Do you care what they think? 353 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:41,630 Trust me, they're jealous. 354 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,056 Marlon? 355 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,641 What are you doing here? 356 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,102 You invited me to see your students' work. 357 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,145 And I came, 358 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,622 even though the term at-risk youth 359 00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,732 makes me very uncomfortable. 360 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:03,277 Okay. Well, um, you're safe 'cause they're all gone. 361 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,742 I'm just gonna get my stuff from the staff room. 362 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,368 Whoa. 363 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,661 What have we here? 364 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,246 Oh, that's Aisha. 365 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,932 That's the student I was telling you about. 366 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:16,790 Well, you weren't kidding. 367 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,167 These are, these are terrific. 368 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,169 I love the half finished aesthetic. 369 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,795 I know, right? 370 00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,339 She's amazing. 371 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,507 You're amazing. 372 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,635 That was weird. 373 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,719 Yeah. 374 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,821 No, this, this whole thing's weird. 375 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,489 I, it's weird that I came down here. 376 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,074 I, I should really get back to the gallery. 377 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,576 You, you should come see me there sometime. 378 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,893 It wouldn't be as. 379 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,061 - Weird. - Yeah. 380 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,648 Um, yeah. 381 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,108 I, I'll come sometime 382 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,902 just stop by. 383 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,153 - Okay. - Okay. 384 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,156 What? 385 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,658 Great. 386 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,093 Okay, I should leave 'cause I have an erection. 387 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,494 Oh, okay. 388 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:54,971 But don't worry, it might not be from the hug. 389 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,182 It, it, it could be from seeing your student's great work. 390 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,458 It's probably a little of both, 391 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,167 but mostly from the hug. 392 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,209 Bye. 393 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,023 I have judo in 20 minutes. 394 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,065 What? 395 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,694 What are you thinking about? 396 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,533 Not on the list. 397 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,284 Well, it's not. 398 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:38,122 Every time you call me a little bitch it loses impact. 399 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,540 I don't even hear it anymore. 400 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,625 It literally has no effect on me. 401 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,710 Oh yeah? 402 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,551 How about fucktard? Is that better? 403 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,315 Or, or what about OCD, control freak, asshole, shit tits? 404 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,841 Oh my God. 405 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:51,301 You do know I can smell your breath from here, right? 406 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,845 What did you eat today? 407 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,555 Was it somebody ass? 408 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,057 Did you eat someone's ass for lunch? 409 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,684 Goddamn! 410 00:16:58,726 --> 00:16:59,518 Hey, Josh. 411 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,578 - Oh my gosh. - What? 412 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,063 - It's Andrew and Janice. - Hey, guys. 413 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,398 You wanna finish your thought for Josh and Emma? 414 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,652 You were saying something about my, uh, shit tits. 415 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,569 Um, we're good. 416 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:10,404 Yeah, no, I think we're, 417 00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:11,780 I think we're okay. 418 00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:15,284 Uh, so, guys, how, how's it, how's it going? 419 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,785 We're separating. 420 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,288 Janice is moving out tomorrow. 421 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,164 I'm sorry. 422 00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:21,832 Yeah, so, wh, why. 423 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,833 Why are we separating? 424 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,710 Oh, where to begin? 425 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,396 Well, you could start with the lies. 426 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,337 Mm. 427 00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:28,578 I was gonna lead with the fact 428 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,275 that you haven't touched me in two years. 429 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,342 Yeah, and why, why would I touch you? 430 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,928 All you do is tell lies. 431 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:35,970 I was, 432 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,241 I was just gonna ask why you guys are shopping together 433 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,350 if you, if you're moving out tomorrow. 434 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:45,439 That's a great fucking question. 435 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,196 Are you okay? 436 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,533 Yeah. Yeah. 437 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,577 I'm o, I'm okay. 438 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,370 The kids are devastated. 439 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,039 And, um, 440 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,541 we're probably gonna have to sell the house, 441 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,293 and I'm gonna die alone. 442 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,841 Clean up in Aisle 6. 443 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,427 They just, they seemed like the best couple. 444 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,512 I, I know. 445 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,346 I know. 446 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,597 It's like, 447 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,849 I guess things just turn on a dime so quickly. 448 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,393 One day they've got that honeymoon glow and the next day. 449 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,563 Why did you lie about ejaculating the other day? 450 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,689 I don't know. 451 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,276 Do we lie to each other? 452 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,070 No, we don't lie to each other. 453 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,238 We're us, all right? 454 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,280 I mean, I, I, I 455 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,282 I mean, I, I, I, I don't. 456 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,493 Why, do you, do, do you lie? 457 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,412 Uh, I mean, 458 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,918 I sort of faked my orgasm too. 459 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:48,919 What? 460 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,796 You, you, you, what? 461 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:51,838 Oh, come on, 462 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:53,757 it's totally normal for a woman to fake it. 463 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,175 For a guy, that's fucked up. 464 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,260 That's not... 465 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,347 No, that's, that's like reverse sexism or something. 466 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,682 That is a double standard. 467 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:02,516 -And I'm not just gonna stand- -Oh, now I think 468 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,267 you're avoiding the question. 469 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,308 Wow. 470 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,689 Look, we love each other, right? 471 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,023 We're great parents together. 472 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,608 We make a great team. 473 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,336 It's just married life, you know? 474 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:17,322 I mean, the sex becomes less important, I guess. 475 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,550 Yeah, but don't you think it's weird 476 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,658 we don't talk about it? 477 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,617 Ugh. 478 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,035 I don't, I don't, I don't know. 479 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:22,786 I don't know. 480 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,621 It's a can of worms. 481 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:28,917 I mean, it's like that mango chicken stir fry you make. 482 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,420 How exactly? 483 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:32,629 Ugh. 484 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:35,507 Well, you know, I don't love it, um, 485 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,349 but I eat it and I don't make a fuss 486 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:40,095 'cause that's just part of the deal. 487 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,809 Maybe if I added cashews? 488 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,102 Let's not overreact, okay? 489 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,812 We're not Andrew and Janice. 490 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,856 We, we can figure this out. 491 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:54,568 We've had many years of sex, great sex. 492 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,738 We know how to bang, right? 493 00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,490 Yeah, that's never been a problem for us, right? 494 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,827 I mean, you know, it's not like we haven't sown our oats. 495 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,430 You know, I had sex with a reasonable amount of women. 496 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,496 Oh yeah. I know, I know. 497 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,164 You don't have to go through the list. 498 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:07,998 I've had my fun too. 499 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,334 I had, I had my slutty year. 500 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,375 Yeah, can you... 501 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:12,753 We talked about you not calling it that. 502 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:13,587 Can we not? 503 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,714 Okay, everything I've ever read, 504 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,841 the main complaint about sex 505 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,428 is that one person thinks of it more than the other. 506 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,448 Okay. Well, then that's not our problem, right? 507 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,933 Because we, we have a shared disinterest in sex, 508 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,143 like a, like a mutual apathy. 509 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,353 Yeah. 510 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,605 Just... 511 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,484 But then... 512 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:36,318 What? 513 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,653 What? What? 514 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:38,445 I don't know. 515 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,780 I... 516 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,406 It's just... 517 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,324 This is probably nothing. 518 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,617 It's just these past few days 519 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,411 I've been thinking a lot about sex. 520 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,412 Hey, that's cool. 521 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:48,580 I get it. 522 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,416 I mean, well, I've been working out more. 523 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,436 I've been, uh, I've been watching what I eat, you know? 524 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,460 It's sort of... 525 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:55,921 It's really it's about portion control, mostly 526 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,089 I'm... 527 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,215 Oh shit, you... 528 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,343 You've been, you, 529 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,654 you've been thinking about having sex 530 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,638 with people who aren't me. 531 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,644 It's just we have this one week, 532 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,229 this one week to... 533 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,957 We could fuck in every room in the house 534 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:14,999 without the kids barging in, 535 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:18,402 but we're just... 536 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,569 We're not. 537 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,657 Okay. All right. 538 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,075 Look, 539 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:29,663 We got time, right? 540 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,789 Let's not... 541 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,684 We got, like, five more days, right? 542 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,625 Yes. 543 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:34,835 I wanna fix this. 544 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:35,669 Let's fix this. 545 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:36,545 Okay. All right. 546 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,838 So, like, what are we thinking? 547 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:40,507 Like maybe like, like an orgy with like, uh. 548 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,842 Butter. 549 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,719 Like a vat of butter. 550 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,137 Oh, now I want butter. 551 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,013 Hmm. 552 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,139 Or I could get like a, 553 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,700 that enlargement surgery for my penis, 554 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,076 - for my little tiny penis. - Can you please stop? 555 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:50,851 Don't, please. 556 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:51,892 Hey, hey. 557 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,105 Whatever it takes. 558 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,753 I mean, this isn't rocket science. 559 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:03,030 We, our sex has become mechanical. 560 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,382 It's just, it's just unsurprising. 561 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,406 Okay. 562 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,536 So let's surprise each other. 563 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,847 I'm just not the right person to be giving sex advice. 564 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:29,890 I'm a serial monogamous. 565 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,060 Well, wasn't Tom into some weird stuff? 566 00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,329 Didn't you tell me he was into like. 567 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,729 Furries, furries. 568 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:39,733 The giant animal costumes that are used as mascots. 569 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,278 So, okay. 570 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,906 So you would dress up in the mascot costume 571 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,532 - and have sex? - No, God, no. 572 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:48,408 No, no. 573 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,535 He was curious and he, you know, 574 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,121 found some websites. 575 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:56,124 I think that's as far as it went. 576 00:22:56,166 --> 00:23:00,545 I just wanna do something, like, surprising, 577 00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,756 something he would never expect, 578 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:03,798 something, 579 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,301 I don't know, like, 580 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,219 adventurous, 581 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:10,347 a little freaky but sexy, fun, 582 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,015 like, I don't know, 583 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,643 like, like a sex swing. 584 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,436 That's a thing, right? 585 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:17,478 A sex swing? 586 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,500 I, I mean, I've never done anything like that, that's... 587 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:23,568 Or I don't know, like, um. 588 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,028 Like a, like a threesome. 589 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,198 A threesome? 590 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,366 Maybe or not. 591 00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,743 No, no, never mind. 592 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:32,887 - Forget about that. - No, no, no, no, no. 593 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:33,703 It's a good idea. 594 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,705 I've just, um 595 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,875 I don't know if we could actually go through with that. 596 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,627 Uh, 'cause who would... 597 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,297 Like, Marlon? 598 00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:49,302 No, obviously not Marlon. 599 00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,697 That would be a terrible idea, Em. 600 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:52,931 Yeah. 601 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:56,184 A girl would make more sense, probably. 602 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,436 Marlon? 603 00:23:57,477 --> 00:24:00,272 You sure jumped to Marlon pretty quickly. 604 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:04,609 Are you thinking. 605 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,194 What? 606 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:07,236 Wait. 607 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,049 Okay. We trust each other, so we have that. 608 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:10,824 We're friends. 609 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:11,825 Whoa. 610 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:12,867 I wasn't... 611 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,662 Oh, oh gosh. 612 00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:17,497 Shit. 613 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:18,539 Oh shit. No. 614 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,419 - I am, I am so sorry. - I am so... 615 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,753 No, no. Don't silly, no. 616 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:24,504 I just, I just 617 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,546 I mean, no. 618 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,609 I just mean theoretically, hypothetically speaking, 619 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:32,179 you would be the perfect candidate if that... 620 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,823 Well, just, I mean... Yeah, why? 621 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,033 Because with another girl it would, it could be weird. 622 00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:38,518 It, at least I know with you, 623 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,770 Josh is totally not your type. 624 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:43,190 No, I suppose that's, that's a good point. 625 00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,108 And, uh, like, 626 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:48,195 it's been a little while since you've been with Tom, right? 627 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:49,237 Yeah, yeah. 628 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:54,034 I have been a little lonely, I guess. 629 00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:56,495 And you've been with guys, you've... 630 00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:57,656 - Girls. - Yeah. 631 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,874 Just not at the same time. 632 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,376 - Oh. - Yeah. 633 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:05,504 Forget it. I was joking. 634 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:11,551 But it could be fine. 635 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,532 - I mean, it's crazy. - I mean, uh, 636 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:17,265 - it's totally crazy. - Yeah. 637 00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,850 Totally crazy. 638 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:19,892 But 639 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:24,856 not completely, like, stupid or gross or.. 640 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:27,651 - You know? - Are we doing this? 641 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:28,836 - Are we? - I don't know. 642 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:29,736 - Okay. - Are we? 643 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:30,904 I don't know. 644 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:31,946 I mean... 645 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:36,201 Okay, how about this? 646 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,038 Okay. 647 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,415 Uh, come over for dinner. 648 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:43,457 Yes. 649 00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,253 - Tonight. - Okay. 650 00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:49,005 Just dinner, like, no expectations, 651 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,967 and we'll see what. 652 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:53,717 Happens. 653 00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:56,303 Hey? 654 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,265 Yeah. 655 00:25:58,306 --> 00:25:59,307 Yeah. 656 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:01,935 Nope, no way. 657 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:02,811 - I can't do it. - Oh my God. 658 00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:03,852 Can you relax? 659 00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:05,063 She might not even be into it. 660 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,356 We left it open. 661 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,525 Wait, you what? 662 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,610 No, that, that's, that's worse. 663 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,797 What, I gotta try and like read her signs or s... 664 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,507 I, I'm not gonna have a clue what's going on. 665 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:15,907 Oh my God. 666 00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,284 I think I might have diarrhea. 667 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:18,803 Do you feel like you have diarrhea? 668 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,036 No! 669 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,205 I thought this was like every man's fantasy. 670 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,039 Oh, yeah, yeah. 671 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,124 In, in theory. 672 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,501 Oh my gosh. 673 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,521 I, I should be getting a medal for this. 674 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,548 This is like me being the best wife on the planet. 675 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,800 Sorry. It's just, it's, it's too much pressure. 676 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:34,968 Okay. 677 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,112 Well, you don't have to worry about it 678 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,804 because it's just dinner. 679 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,723 She's probably come to her senses. 680 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:43,643 Oh. 681 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:47,772 Do you have to go to the bathroo. 682 00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,065 I'm Good. 683 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:51,818 Are you gonna stand like that? 684 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:52,860 I'm good. 685 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,448 Hi. 686 00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:58,241 Oh, thank you. 687 00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,492 Can I take your coat? 688 00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:00,845 Oh, um, can I leave that on for now? 689 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,346 Oh yeah, it's kind of cold. 690 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:05,498 Oh my gosh. Your hair looks so good. 691 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:06,416 I worked hard on it. 692 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,727 - Hi. Oh. - Look at this. 693 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:08,585 Thank you so much. 694 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,895 - I love wine. - So nice. 695 00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:12,380 So, Wendy, what's up? 696 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:13,423 What's up? 697 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,425 Just, just, just nervous. 698 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,385 - Yeah. - Just really nervous. 699 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:19,095 I feel like I might have. 700 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,056 Diarrhea, right? 701 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:26,329 Put on too much makeup is what I was gonna say. 702 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,354 - No. - No. 703 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:28,456 - No? - No. 704 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,790 - Okay. - Your eyes look amazing. 705 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,208 - Oh. - Your skin. 706 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:32,859 You look so pretty. 707 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:33,901 Thanks. 708 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,569 Um, so. 709 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,446 Um, Emma, 710 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:42,535 I should say something in the spirit of full disclosure. 711 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:43,577 Um... 712 00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:49,417 When we first met, I... 713 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,378 Oh my goodness. 714 00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:52,730 I'm so scared of what this might be. 715 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,482 Oh, it's nothing, it's nothing, it's nothing. 716 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:55,298 Okay. 717 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,341 I just... 718 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:57,693 When we first met, I kind of had a, 719 00:27:57,717 --> 00:27:58,802 a crush on you, 720 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,805 - a little. - Oh my gosh. 721 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:05,558 I mean, come on, 722 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,393 who wouldn't? 723 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:08,144 You're so confident 724 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:09,813 and funny 725 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:10,897 and sexy. 726 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:12,899 Wow. 727 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,901 Oh my goodness. 728 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:15,777 Thank you. 729 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:18,238 I mean, you're sexy too. 730 00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:20,447 Huh. 731 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:25,495 I, I know we said we weren't gonna have any expectations 732 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,247 about tonight. 733 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:29,416 - Yeah, we did. - Yeah, so... 734 00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:38,925 But I really, really wanna fuck you. 735 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:41,553 Get her coat. 736 00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:42,137 Okay, I'm gonna take your coat. 737 00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:43,178 Thanks. 738 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,853 Let's get this off. 739 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,396 There you go. 740 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,739 Oh my God. 741 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:07,954 You smell so good. 742 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:14,794 It's my moisturizer. 743 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:15,962 It's from Costco. 744 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:24,053 Emma, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 745 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,850 Josh is cute too, right? 746 00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:35,018 - Emma? - Hmm? 747 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,693 Do I have consent to go down on you? 748 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,487 Oh, yes. 749 00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:41,529 Yes? 750 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:42,571 Mm-hmm. 751 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:50,997 Oh, gosh. 752 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,347 No! 753 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:11,141 Okay. 754 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:13,393 So... 755 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:19,526 So I'm, I'm just gonna hang back a little bit here 756 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:20,568 and, uh, you, 757 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:26,241 you just let me know when would a good time would be. 758 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:38,395 Oh my God, I'm coming, I'm coming, coming, coming. 759 00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:39,420 No, no, no. 760 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,479 I like the way you. 761 00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,399 I don't know what happened. 762 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,485 She, she just got really intense. 763 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:03,945 Yeah, super intense. 764 00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:06,072 Ah, I knew this was a bad idea. 765 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:07,383 You knew it was a bad idea? 766 00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:08,199 What, is it my fault? 767 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:09,033 It's not my fault. 768 00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:09,868 No, no, no, no. 769 00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:11,536 Of course not. No. 770 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:12,912 Well, I mean, it seemed like it, 771 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,557 it was promising at the beginning. 772 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,916 It seemed like, you know, 773 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,085 something was happening. 774 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:21,421 It seemed like you were into it. 775 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:22,338 Well, y... 776 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,424 No, I mean, yeah, I wa, I was. 777 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:25,901 I, I mean, 'cause, you know, it was exciting. 778 00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:26,925 It was new, right? 779 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:29,113 It was, it was, she was very attractive and it was. 780 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,948 Yeah, she came to the house in lingerie. 781 00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,616 - Of course she's attractive. - I know. I know. 782 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,640 Okay. 783 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:36,311 So... 784 00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:39,689 So, so what do we do now? 785 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:42,650 Try something else. 786 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,820 Just you do this surprising this time. 787 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:46,862 Okay. 788 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:48,530 Okay. 789 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,078 Morning, lovely. 790 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,080 Morning. 791 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,160 What's the craziest thing, sexually, 792 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:17,435 that you've ever done? 793 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:18,603 Craziest thing I ever did? 794 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:19,979 Yeah. 795 00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:21,814 I fucked a dead girl once. 796 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,399 Oh my God. Really? 797 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:26,819 No, but I would if she was super hot. 798 00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:28,154 You know what? Forget it. 799 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:29,196 I'm sorry I asked. 800 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,158 Oh and I went to a swingers' party one time. 801 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,410 Everyone was having sex everywhere. 802 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,954 Yeah, it was dirty. 803 00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:37,163 Sexy, though. 804 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:38,205 Skeevy. 805 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,040 Nasty. 806 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:45,880 Nasty Lounge? 807 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,173 Yeah. 808 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,341 It's clever, right? 809 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:51,010 I think it's, it's like tongue in cheek. 810 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:52,052 It's gross. 811 00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:55,640 This whole thing is gross. 812 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:56,516 Ugh. 813 00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:57,684 Is there really nowhere else 814 00:32:57,725 --> 00:32:58,518 - we could go? - Babe, babe, 815 00:32:58,559 --> 00:32:59,703 it's not like going for dim sum. 816 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:01,205 Okay? There's not a lot of choice here. 817 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,981 There's one sex club. 818 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:03,815 This is it. 819 00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:04,732 Come on, let's go. 820 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,067 This will be fun. 821 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:12,967 So you, uh, you don't have like a daily, 822 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,201 like a guest pass available? 823 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,035 Okay. 824 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,161 Okay then. 825 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:19,414 I guess, um, two one year memberships. 826 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:22,166 Okay. 827 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,293 That'll be $300 each, 828 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:27,171 plus a one-time initiation fee of $50. 829 00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:30,883 Oh, and there's a mandatory $27 coat-check fee charge, 830 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:31,968 and, of course, 831 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:32,802 - the cover charge. - You know what? 832 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,137 I, I, I don't need to know. 833 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,346 Just, uh, run, run that. 834 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:36,556 What, whatever you need. 835 00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:37,597 It's fine. 836 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:00,038 Could be worse. 837 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,289 Yeah. No, no, no. 838 00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:04,625 I think, uh, I think this looks promising. 839 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:24,771 Ex, excuse me. 840 00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:26,272 Oh. 841 00:34:26,313 --> 00:34:27,440 Oh. 842 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,900 Hi. 843 00:34:28,940 --> 00:34:31,777 Uh, we're very flattered, um, 844 00:34:32,027 --> 00:34:33,905 but we're, we're not interested. 845 00:34:33,946 --> 00:34:35,364 It's not, it's not you guys. 846 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,199 We'd like some cheese. 847 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,762 - Yeah, of course. - Of course. 848 00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,788 Help, help yourself. 849 00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:44,706 He just wanted some cheese. 850 00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:45,748 Oh my God. 851 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:47,811 - Okay. - Maybe we should. 852 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:48,835 No, no. 853 00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:50,922 So what are you two beautiful people drinking tonight? 854 00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:53,132 - My God. - Finally. 855 00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:54,467 - Hi. Hi. - Hi. Sorry. 856 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:55,967 Thank you for breaking the ice. 857 00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:57,637 We're a little nervous. 858 00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:59,097 It's our first time. 859 00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:01,599 You've never ordered a drink before? 860 00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:03,518 Don't worry, we could take it slow. 861 00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:05,186 Ha. Thank you. 862 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:06,705 I'll have a tomato juice, please. 863 00:35:06,729 --> 00:35:07,647 Yeah, me too. 864 00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:08,648 Cool. 865 00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:10,233 Here's a tip. 866 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:14,779 Um, find the red curtain for the higher end members. 867 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:17,073 I think you might get in. 868 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,032 - Thank you. - The red... 869 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,426 - A red curtain. - Red curtain. 870 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:22,745 I think that looks like a red curtain. 871 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,997 That's definitely red curtain. 872 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:26,707 Higher end. 873 00:35:26,749 --> 00:35:28,435 Should we tell her to bring the tomato juice in there? 874 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:29,459 Is that. 875 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:31,688 I mean, I'd feel bad if we run into her later 876 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:32,588 and she's been carrying it around night. 877 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,339 She knows we're high end. 878 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:34,674 What would we say to her? 879 00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:36,759 Uh, tell her, sorry, 880 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,261 "Our marriage is failing 881 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:41,472 and the only way to save it is to rekindle our sex life 882 00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:43,534 by getting our tomato juice in the high end room." 883 00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:52,817 - Oh, my God. - Where? 884 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,407 That's, hey. 885 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,016 The important thing is to remember to have fun. 886 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,792 Do you hear that voice? 887 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:10,853 - She's over there. - It's so familiar. 888 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:11,961 All ready for you. 889 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:12,837 There you go. 890 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:13,921 Just take your time. 891 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:15,298 Have fun. 892 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:16,424 Oh my God. Oh my God. 893 00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:17,341 We need to go now. 894 00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:18,009 - What? - We need to leave now. 895 00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:18,885 Why? 896 00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:19,802 Because. 897 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,053 Emma? 898 00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:25,516 No. 899 00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:26,559 I 900 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,227 No. 901 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:31,564 I, I didn't see your name on any of the newsletters. 902 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:32,440 Hey, Arthur. 903 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:34,066 - Hey, Josh. - Hi. 904 00:36:34,108 --> 00:36:35,335 Hey, have you heard from the girls? 905 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,920 Are they, are they having fun at camp? 906 00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:38,380 Nope, we haven't heard a peep. 907 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:39,484 But you know what they say. 908 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:40,823 When they're at camp, no news is good news. 909 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,491 Yeah, yeah. 910 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:45,411 Um, are they taking the bus home or are, 911 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:46,829 are you gonna pick them up? 912 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,415 You know, I think picking up is probably the best. 913 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:50,559 It's part of the experience. 914 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:53,085 Dad! What... Trust me. 915 00:36:53,127 --> 00:36:56,005 I am way more embarrassed than you are. 916 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,506 What makes you assume that? 917 00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:59,300 Well, for one thing, 918 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,679 this isn't real leather 'cause you know how it s, stains. 919 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,097 It's really hard to... 920 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:08,392 So, um, I had to use vinyl and it, uh, 921 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:11,479 just doesn't work with my, uh, character. 922 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,189 Does Mom know? 923 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,774 - Oh, oh God. - Does she? 924 00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:17,818 Arthur, Arthur, hey, this is none of our business. 925 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:20,172 Okay, we're, we're not, we're not gonna say a word to, 926 00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:21,030 to Marge. 927 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:21,864 We promise. 928 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:22,740 Oh go ahead. 929 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:23,782 She's right over there. 930 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:27,703 Oh my God. 931 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:29,789 This is not happening. 932 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:30,957 This is not happening. 933 00:37:30,998 --> 00:37:34,126 Well, I g, I guess now you know, um, 934 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:38,673 what we were doing when we said we were playing Bridge 935 00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:40,716 with the Wassermans. 936 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:41,926 To tell you the truth, 937 00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:43,278 we haven't actually seen them since the '80s. 938 00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:45,137 Oh my God. Dad! 939 00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:46,764 Why are you acting so casual? 940 00:37:46,806 --> 00:37:50,268 Is this not the most mortifying experience of your life? 941 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:52,812 I've had worse. 942 00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:54,230 - Worse? - Yeah. 943 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:58,651 I don't know how we're ever gonna talk again. 944 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:01,112 What, am I gonna come over and bring the kids 945 00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:03,322 - and have lunch? - What? 946 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:04,573 This is it. This is... 947 00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:05,992 We have to part ways. 948 00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:09,120 Just hang on there, Judgey Judgerton. 949 00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:11,497 You've seen me naked millions of times. 950 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:12,832 Not since I was six. 951 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:14,834 Emma, can we please talk? 952 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:15,751 Please, please? Huh? 953 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:17,795 Please, please. 954 00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:18,713 Hi. 955 00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:19,964 Oh my God, Wendy, 956 00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:21,108 what are you... I have not stopped 957 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,425 thinking about last night. 958 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:23,801 Okay, I don't know 959 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,763 - what you think happened. - The fuck? 960 00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:27,447 But something happened and we need to talk about it alone, 961 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:28,222 - just you and me. - Wendy, 962 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:29,307 what's going on with you? 963 00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:30,099 What are you doing here? 964 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,310 It's a Giraffe. 965 00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:34,270 Don't, don't be Tom. 966 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,187 Don't be Tom. 967 00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:36,314 Tom! 968 00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:37,916 Are you serious that you followed me here? 969 00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:39,025 That isn't a... 970 00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:40,752 That is a blatant violation of privacy. 971 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:41,819 Uh, I'm sorry. 972 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,046 Didn't you follow us here, Wendy? 973 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:44,196 I followed Emma. 974 00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,156 I'm sorry. 975 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:46,324 Is this your new girlfriend? 976 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:47,843 The one who stole you away from me? 977 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:48,969 - Oh wait. Time out. - She doesn't even 978 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,953 - have a penis. - I didn't steal anyone. 979 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,163 I'm not her girlfriend. 980 00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,204 We broke up weeks ago. 981 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:56,893 And I told you I'm free to fornicate with whomever I choose. 982 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:58,210 Okay, wait. 983 00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,378 This is the guy? 984 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:00,129 Don't put your finger... This the one 985 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:00,796 you had a threesome with? 986 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:01,630 Whoa! No! 987 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:02,672 Excuse me. 988 00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:04,467 We didn't even touch each other, that 989 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:05,343 I swear to God, that was not... 990 00:39:05,384 --> 00:39:06,802 You watched? 991 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,488 I'm gonna use my thumbs to crush your eyes 992 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:09,889 into their sockets! 993 00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:10,890 No! 994 00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:12,516 You back away from her. 995 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:13,558 Bubbles. 996 00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:17,229 Oh my God. 997 00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:18,147 Go, get out of here. 998 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,023 Go, go. 999 00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:20,566 Emma? 1000 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:27,948 What was that? 1001 00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:30,451 Oh, no, that was, that was crazy. 1002 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,286 That was my Dad! 1003 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:33,454 Yeah, I know. I know. 1004 00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:34,973 Did you pick up on what he was saying 1005 00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:37,792 about us going up to camp on Sunday to pick up the girls? 1006 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,686 He's planning a surprise anniversary party for us. 1007 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:40,586 - I know he is. - Josh 1008 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:41,462 I know he is. 1009 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,964 We had issues before, 1010 00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:46,300 but I don't know how we're gonna process this. 1011 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:47,301 Your Dad? No. 1012 00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:48,177 Listen, it's 1013 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,219 I think it's good. 1014 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,573 Your mom and dad have an active sex life 1015 00:39:51,597 --> 00:39:51,931 - after all these years. - And what have we done to Wendy? 1016 00:39:52,431 --> 00:39:52,973 We didn't... 1017 00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:53,682 Wait, that's... 1018 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,101 Is that our fault? 1019 00:39:55,142 --> 00:39:56,953 I mean, she was a relatively normal person 1020 00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:58,229 before last night. 1021 00:39:58,270 --> 00:39:59,706 I just know before we ran into your parents, 1022 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,941 I think things were, were going okay, right? 1023 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:03,275 There was stuff happening there. 1024 00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:05,069 Don't, don't you see? 1025 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,255 Our plans keep getting messed up by external forces. 1026 00:40:07,279 --> 00:40:08,406 Last night it was Wendy, 1027 00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:10,282 tonight it was your dad. 1028 00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:12,284 We need something that's just us. 1029 00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:13,452 Yes. Yes. 1030 00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:14,721 - Something private, right? - Yeah. 1031 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:16,455 Like, intimate. 1032 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:17,497 Yeah. 1033 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,544 Maybe we should do ecstasy. 1034 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:24,130 Yeah. 1035 00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:25,256 Right. 1036 00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:26,650 'Cause I'm so great with the drugs. 1037 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,485 You know, I get all in my head and I 1038 00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:29,509 it messes with me. 1039 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:31,947 And there was the time when we took the mushrooms 1040 00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:32,930 when we were camping at Rolling River and I, 1041 00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:34,765 I got poison Ivy on my butt. 1042 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:36,934 Yeah, because you took off all your clothes 1043 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:38,662 and you ran through the forest naked. 1044 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,813 It was very freeing. 1045 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:42,124 Well, I don't wanna be free. 1046 00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:43,333 I don't ever wanna leave the house again 1047 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:44,275 after what I saw tonight. 1048 00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:45,109 Oh. 1049 00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:46,151 Okay. 1050 00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:50,322 Okay. Let's, let's try the ecstasy. 1051 00:40:53,075 --> 00:40:55,202 Do you know where to get the ecstasy? 1052 00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:59,123 Like, where do you even. 1053 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,709 Like, at rave parties? 1054 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,003 Let you into a rave party? 1055 00:41:04,044 --> 00:41:05,044 Like, a dark alley. 1056 00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:07,274 You're gonna have to get it in an alley in the dark. 1057 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,507 I got this. 1058 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,181 How do you got it? 1059 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:16,015 I got it. 1060 00:41:16,056 --> 00:41:16,974 No, you don't. 1061 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:17,850 I got this. 1062 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,186 Okay. 1063 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,198 Hey, yo, yo, you. 1064 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:33,616 You look shifty. 1065 00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:34,950 No, I'm not. I'm not. 1066 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:36,243 What do you want? 1067 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:37,285 Uh, 1068 00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:40,348 I was wondering if, uh, if you could, 1069 00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:42,666 score me some ec, ecs... 1070 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:43,834 Are you a narc? 1071 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,211 What? 1072 00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:47,505 You sound like a really bad narc from the '90s. 1073 00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:48,422 Why? 1074 00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,883 Did, did I, did I say it wrong? 1075 00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:55,554 Whatever. 1076 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:56,972 Can you hook me up? 1077 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:01,769 What makes you think I have it? 1078 00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:03,020 What, I don't... 1079 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:04,188 No, I don't know. 1080 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:05,415 'Cause you, you're like a young person. 1081 00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:06,232 You're like a, like a, 1082 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:08,943 like a modern woman and you, 1083 00:42:08,984 --> 00:42:11,403 you like to have a good time. 1084 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:12,863 What? 1085 00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:14,174 So you think I just carry around MDMA 1086 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:17,535 on my person at work on a Thursday? 1087 00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:20,412 Ah God, no. 1088 00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:21,539 Ooh, fuck! 1089 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:22,373 When you say it like that, 1090 00:42:22,414 --> 00:42:23,666 I realize it was stupid. 1091 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:24,750 Ah, I'm an idiot. 1092 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:27,253 I'm sorry, forget it. 1093 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:31,882 So what... 1094 00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:32,925 So all that then was, 1095 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,069 that was just you busting my balls, 1096 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,261 like you torturing me 1097 00:42:35,302 --> 00:42:36,262 - for your amusement? - Yeah. Yeah. 1098 00:42:36,303 --> 00:42:37,930 Your eyeballs were twitching. 1099 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,015 It was gross, but I kinda liked it. 1100 00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,350 Bye, Natasha. 1101 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:42,392 Bye, Keanu. 1102 00:42:44,186 --> 00:42:45,771 Okay. 1103 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,731 - Shading. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 1104 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:48,983 - Shading. - Yeah. 1105 00:42:49,024 --> 00:42:50,192 See tomorrow. 1106 00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:55,298 I'm sad because you said you'd come by the gallery 1107 00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:56,240 and you never came. 1108 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:57,575 Oh shit. 1109 00:42:57,616 --> 00:42:59,159 Oh, okay, I'm sorry. 1110 00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:00,804 I just, things have been kind of crazy with. 1111 00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:02,079 Okay, that's enough small talk. 1112 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:03,747 I mostly came back for these. 1113 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:07,167 I want these in my gallery now. 1114 00:43:07,209 --> 00:43:09,187 The artist I was showing came by the gallery today 1115 00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:12,006 and saw that I, I took down his scrotums. 1116 00:43:12,047 --> 00:43:13,775 He wasn't happy so he pulled everything, 1117 00:43:13,799 --> 00:43:15,175 now my gallery's empty. 1118 00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:16,653 I desperately need something to show. 1119 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:17,595 I... 1120 00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:18,429 You'd be saving my ass. 1121 00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:20,389 Wait, are you kidding? 1122 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,557 You're serious? 1123 00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:24,977 I, I mean, this is incredible. 1124 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:27,479 I, I'd have to check with the Aisha, 1125 00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:29,231 but I'm sure she'd be thrilled. 1126 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,608 Yes. 1127 00:43:30,649 --> 00:43:31,649 Oh my God. 1128 00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:34,170 You have no idea what kind of impact this could have on her. 1129 00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:35,194 Okay. 1130 00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:37,299 We'll bring them by tomorrow 1131 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:40,075 and I'll use as many as I can fit. 1132 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,785 You're serious? 1133 00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:42,827 Oh my God. 1134 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,497 Hello. 1135 00:43:45,539 --> 00:43:46,999 Yeah, no, I, I understand. 1136 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,917 I had a, an epiphany, though. 1137 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:50,377 Open Saturday. 1138 00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:51,462 No, no balls. 1139 00:43:51,503 --> 00:43:52,546 She's a child. 1140 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,885 Is all the water really necessary? 1141 00:43:57,926 --> 00:43:58,802 Well, yeah, 1142 00:43:58,844 --> 00:44:00,012 if you don't want to die 1143 00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:02,014 because I read that most MDMA related deaths 1144 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,349 are caused by dehydration. 1145 00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:05,201 So if we're all splayed out on the floor, 1146 00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:06,352 all whacked out on drugs, 1147 00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:07,227 and we can't make it to the. 1148 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:08,228 You're kind of ruining the fun. 1149 00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:09,021 Oh, okay, fine. 1150 00:44:09,063 --> 00:44:10,022 Okay. 1151 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:11,148 Okay. 1152 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,190 Sorry. 1153 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:15,819 There, you see that? 1154 00:44:15,861 --> 00:44:17,071 You see how quickly I forgot 1155 00:44:17,112 --> 00:44:18,197 everything that I've read 1156 00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:20,407 about how ecstasy depletes spinal fluid 1157 00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:21,158 and increases the. 1158 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,200 Shh. 1159 00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:26,746 Thank you. 1160 00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:29,375 All right. 1161 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:30,668 Here, here. Cheers. 1162 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:33,462 Cheers. 1163 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:34,504 Good luck. 1164 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:37,383 Oh shit. Water. 1165 00:44:49,436 --> 00:44:50,437 How about now? 1166 00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:53,857 Yeah, yeah, no, I think I'm, 1167 00:44:53,899 --> 00:44:54,900 I'm feeling som 1168 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,419 I'm starting to feel something, you? 1169 00:44:56,443 --> 00:44:58,862 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I feel something. 1170 00:44:58,904 --> 00:44:59,780 I think it's working. 1171 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:00,822 Yeah. 1172 00:45:02,282 --> 00:45:05,619 Can you believe we thought that was it back on the couch? 1173 00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:06,537 Oh my gosh. 1174 00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:07,413 I feel like we're... 1175 00:45:07,454 --> 00:45:08,473 We were not high at the house. 1176 00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:09,456 Oh God. 1177 00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:11,834 And this whole sex thing. 1178 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,670 I mean, we, we feel fine. 1179 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,004 We'll figure it out. 1180 00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:17,005 We're not gonna like sell our house 1181 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,257 and traumatize our kids. 1182 00:45:18,298 --> 00:45:19,859 - Oh my God. - We're not gonna wake up and, 1183 00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:21,427 like, hate each other. 1184 00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:22,553 That's not who we are. 1185 00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:23,822 Oh God, I feel really good right now. 1186 00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:24,680 We're so good at figuring things out. 1187 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,042 I feel... Like, I know. 1188 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:27,826 I feel like I could do anything. 1189 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:28,976 Oh my God. 1190 00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:29,685 - Whoa! - I feel like 1191 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,019 we could do anything. 1192 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:33,373 - I feel like everything's, alive. - You know what? 1193 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:36,442 We just made everything so unnecessarily complicated. 1194 00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:38,628 Don't you feel like we're too serious about the sex stuff? 1195 00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:40,088 When we were in university, we just had... 1196 00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:41,112 We fucked everywhere. 1197 00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:42,740 - We, like, had sex in my car. - And my parents! 1198 00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:43,781 Oh my God, my parents. 1199 00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,452 Or when they were sleeping. 1200 00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:47,762 We'd pretend you were a girl guide 1201 00:45:47,786 --> 00:45:49,246 and that I was a hunter. 1202 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:52,624 Oh, yeah, and the kissing. 1203 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:53,768 Oh, yeah, we kissed all the time. 1204 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:55,210 Oh God, and your dick. 1205 00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:56,628 You, I used to love. 1206 00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:58,148 You always said you enjoyed my penis. 1207 00:45:58,172 --> 00:45:59,423 Even though it wasn't huge. 1208 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:01,425 I, I have a slim vagina, right? 1209 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:02,468 You have the slimmest. 1210 00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:04,094 You have the slimmest vagina 1211 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:05,136 of anyone I've ever seen. 1212 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:06,948 I know, it was a perfect fit. 1213 00:46:06,972 --> 00:46:08,408 It was like puzzle pieces that fit together. 1214 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,224 I wanna kiss you. 1215 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:10,434 I wanna kiss you. 1216 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:13,437 Oh my God. 1217 00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:14,271 Oh my God, your tongue. 1218 00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:15,898 It's my winter mint gum. 1219 00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:31,037 What? 1220 00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:33,081 Are you done? 1221 00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:34,082 I can't believe I just did that. 1222 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:35,124 Oh my God. 1223 00:46:43,509 --> 00:46:44,509 It's okay. 1224 00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:47,655 We could just recharge the batteries. 1225 00:46:47,679 --> 00:46:49,181 No, like, I... 1226 00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:50,700 Everything I read said, you know, 1227 00:46:50,724 --> 00:46:52,494 there's erectile dysfunction issues on ectasy. 1228 00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:53,870 I mean, we were lucky to get one erection. 1229 00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:55,354 We're, we're not gonna get two. 1230 00:46:55,395 --> 00:46:56,313 I'm sure we can try. 1231 00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:57,523 No, please don't do that. 1232 00:46:57,564 --> 00:46:59,000 - Please don't, don't, don't. - Okay, sorry. 1233 00:46:59,024 --> 00:46:59,983 Just don't. 1234 00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:00,776 Just don't think about it. 1235 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:01,610 Just 1236 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:02,861 I'll, I'll wait. 1237 00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:07,616 It's fine. 1238 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,742 I'm really sorry. 1239 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,369 Oh no. Please don't apologize. 1240 00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:11,410 Oh really? 1241 00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:14,933 So you're not, like, totally frustrated right now. 1242 00:47:14,957 --> 00:47:16,375 No. 1243 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:18,001 I mean, I'm a little frustrated. 1244 00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:18,961 Oh my God, you are frustrated. 1245 00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:19,837 I knew, I knew this. 1246 00:47:19,878 --> 00:47:21,547 I fucked the whole thing up. 1247 00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:24,591 We can still do this. 1248 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:26,110 No that's, that's pressuring me. You're... 1249 00:47:26,134 --> 00:47:27,344 That's putting pressure on me, 1250 00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:28,822 and I don't function well under pressure. 1251 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:29,846 You know I, I don't. 1252 00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:32,891 I can't stop thinking about that comment you made earlier 1253 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:33,933 about my penis. 1254 00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:36,728 When I complimented it? 1255 00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:38,856 Uh, by calling it not huge. 1256 00:47:38,897 --> 00:47:39,731 Oh my God. 1257 00:47:39,773 --> 00:47:40,834 - What? - Oh no, no. 1258 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:41,692 - I'm leaking. - What? 1259 00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:44,570 I'm leaking spinal fluid. 1260 00:47:44,611 --> 00:47:45,821 It's semen. 1261 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:46,864 Oh, I don't feel right. 1262 00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:48,198 It's not spinal fluid. 1263 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:49,032 I don't, I, I, I... 1264 00:47:49,074 --> 00:47:50,242 My head hurts and I, I, 1265 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:51,594 I'm having, like, fucking back spasms. 1266 00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:53,036 Okay. Can you just calm down? 1267 00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:55,098 We're not the couple that yells at each other, okay? 1268 00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:56,081 Right. 1269 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:57,249 Just calm down. 1270 00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:59,877 When we have a problem, we fix it. 1271 00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:01,795 - Yeah. - Or we compromise. 1272 00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:04,590 I know what that is. 1273 00:48:04,631 --> 00:48:06,025 I know what, I know what you're doing there. 1274 00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:07,777 If you wanna say something, just say it to me. 1275 00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:09,153 And when you say that, it's like you're saying 1276 00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:10,217 I know what you're saying. 1277 00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:11,638 It's like you think that you're the only one of us 1278 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,347 who compromises. 1279 00:48:12,389 --> 00:48:13,265 That's not what I meant. 1280 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:14,725 - Mm-hmm. - Okay? 1281 00:48:14,766 --> 00:48:17,060 But maybe we should stop playing games. 1282 00:48:17,102 --> 00:48:19,438 Maybe we should just speak our mind. 1283 00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:20,439 Great, you want me to speak my mind, 1284 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,480 fuck I'ma speak my mind. 1285 00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:23,025 Calmly! 1286 00:48:23,066 --> 00:48:24,109 I'm gonna speak my f... 1287 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:26,004 My I'm losing fucking my mind, Em. 1288 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:28,322 I'm losing it because the kids are coming home 1289 00:48:28,363 --> 00:48:30,324 from camp and then, 1290 00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:33,285 then we're, we're back to, like, our normal routine. 1291 00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:35,746 And then, then this was our one chance, you know, 1292 00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:37,956 our one chance to prove that we could do this, 1293 00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:39,434 that we're not, I don't know, what, like, 1294 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:40,768 sexually incompatible or something. 1295 00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,669 You think I'm not terrified? 1296 00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,796 You think I'm not lying in bed at night 1297 00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:46,632 worried about why we're not fucking, 1298 00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:48,926 that we're gonna end up like Andrew and Janice 1299 00:48:48,967 --> 00:48:50,802 in the goddamn grocery store? 1300 00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:54,056 You think this is just you? 1301 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:59,686 Do you not see that my heart 1302 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:04,399 is breaking just a little more every single day? 1303 00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:12,574 We're great parents together, right? 1304 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:15,535 And we, we got the friendship thing down. 1305 00:49:15,577 --> 00:49:16,578 It's just... 1306 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:19,331 It's this one piece that we 1307 00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:20,791 I don't know. 1308 00:49:20,832 --> 00:49:23,794 I mean, I think maybe we made a mistake. 1309 00:49:28,548 --> 00:49:30,425 Yeah, maybe we did. 1310 00:49:30,467 --> 00:49:32,678 - Yep. - Wait, what are you... 1311 00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,638 What are you doing? 1312 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,616 What, what are you, what are you doing? 1313 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,432 I don't know. 1314 00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:38,474 I just gotta 1315 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,395 clear my head, 1316 00:49:41,436 --> 00:49:42,187 get my thoughts together. 1317 00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:43,271 I'm gonna go to a hotel. 1318 00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:44,398 You're gon. 1319 00:49:44,439 --> 00:49:45,273 What are... 1320 00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:46,692 You're gonna what? Wh, why, why? 1321 00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:48,193 Why? Why? 1322 00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:49,194 I don't know. 1323 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:50,028 I don't know what the fuck to do. 1324 00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:50,904 I don't know. 1325 00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:52,066 I don't think we're gonna. 1326 00:49:53,198 --> 00:49:54,074 I don't think we're gonna get anywhere here tonight 1327 00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:56,368 with both of us 1328 00:49:57,869 --> 00:50:01,748 just confused and paranoid. 1329 00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:03,625 Paran, paranoid? 1330 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:04,543 Is that what you think? 1331 00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:05,377 You're talking about me, right? 1332 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:06,562 You said we, but you meant me. 1333 00:50:06,586 --> 00:50:07,462 You think that I'm being paranoid? 1334 00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:09,506 Is that what you're saying? 1335 00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:11,049 Please don't go, okay? 1336 00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:12,217 There was a mis... 1337 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:14,553 We, we're not the couple that does that. 1338 00:50:14,594 --> 00:50:16,155 We don't, like, walk out on each other 1339 00:50:16,179 --> 00:50:16,888 in the middle of a fight. 1340 00:50:16,930 --> 00:50:18,056 No, we're not, we're not, 1341 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:19,993 we're not the couple who invites their friend 1342 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,560 to a fucking threesome. 1343 00:50:21,601 --> 00:50:25,063 And we're not the couple who take ecstasy 1344 00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:26,499 - to try and have sex. - I know. 1345 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:29,901 Or have crushes on people 1346 00:50:29,943 --> 00:50:32,404 the week we're supposed to have. 1347 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:34,239 - Wait. - You know, like, 1348 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:36,033 - to have sex. - I'm sorry. 1349 00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:38,201 Did you just say cru, that we have crushes? 1350 00:50:38,243 --> 00:50:39,243 I'm, I don't. 1351 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,079 I'm, I don't, I don't... No, it's nothing. 1352 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,248 It's just a stupid fucking crush. 1353 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:46,752 It's just this timing that obviously is saying something. 1354 00:50:46,793 --> 00:50:48,795 It's just freaking me out. 1355 00:50:49,921 --> 00:50:51,131 Whoa. 1356 00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:52,174 Who is it? 1357 00:50:56,094 --> 00:50:57,220 It's Marlon. 1358 00:50:57,262 --> 00:50:58,430 Marlon? 1359 00:50:58,472 --> 00:51:00,265 Marlon from art school? 1360 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:01,725 Marlon, the gallery thingy guy? 1361 00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:03,393 Yes. It's stupid. 1362 00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:04,936 Oh, okay. 1363 00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:05,771 So what? 1364 00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:07,606 You guys, all week, 1365 00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:10,025 you guys have been, like, flirting and stuff? 1366 00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:11,860 No. 1367 00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:12,902 I mean, 1368 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:14,904 a little, 1369 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:17,949 maybe. 1370 00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:19,618 Okay. 1371 00:51:19,659 --> 00:51:21,203 Can I get some details on that, 1372 00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:24,623 just, like, details about what that means? 1373 00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:26,958 No, 'cause that's a really bad idea. 1374 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,311 Mm, I think it's actually a really good idea 1375 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:29,211 'cause I need to hear it. 1376 00:51:29,252 --> 00:51:30,545 And you just said 1377 00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:31,981 - you have a crush on Marlon. - Well, I don't know 1378 00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:32,756 what you're gonna hear 'cause there's also no details. 1379 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:33,632 I had... Okay. 1380 00:51:33,673 --> 00:51:34,633 - You want the details? - Yes. 1381 00:51:34,674 --> 00:51:38,512 I had a, a daydream about him. 1382 00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:41,032 - A daydream? - That's it. 1383 00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:42,766 Is that like... 1384 00:51:42,808 --> 00:51:45,769 Is that code for, like, a sex fantasy? 1385 00:51:47,479 --> 00:51:48,479 Uh. 1386 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,315 Yeah, I guess. 1387 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:51,608 I guess that's what it is. 1388 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:52,859 - Wow. - Yeah. 1389 00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:53,985 Wow. Okay. 1390 00:51:54,027 --> 00:51:55,320 So... Now you know. 1391 00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:58,740 In this, like, fantasy did he, like, kiss you? 1392 00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:01,952 In the fantasy? 1393 00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:03,846 Yeah, inside the fantasy, did he kiss you? 1394 00:52:03,870 --> 00:52:06,123 - Yes. He did. - Wow. 1395 00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:07,165 Right. 1396 00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:08,750 Like, was it like a very... 1397 00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:12,003 Like a, tonguey, hot kiss? 1398 00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,006 Well, it was in a fantasy, 1399 00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:16,842 so it was like a... Yeah. 1400 00:52:16,883 --> 00:52:18,443 You know... It's probably. 1401 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:19,594 My fantasy... Yeah, your fantasy kiss. 1402 00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:20,679 It was a pretty hot kiss. 1403 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,638 With Marlon. 1404 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:22,514 And what else did he do to, 1405 00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:25,183 did he do to you in the fantasy? 1406 00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,369 I don't think you really wanna know this. 1407 00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:27,853 No, I definitely wanna know. 1408 00:52:27,894 --> 00:52:28,645 And I want you to tell me. 1409 00:52:28,687 --> 00:52:29,437 I just want to know. 1410 00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:30,689 It's cool. 1411 00:52:30,730 --> 00:52:31,690 Just tell me what he did to you in the fantasy. 1412 00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:32,792 What he did to me in the fantasy. 1413 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:34,416 - Yes, yeah. - He, uh, 1414 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:38,321 he lifted me up on the desk and he took my panties off. 1415 00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:40,448 Uh, they were much nicer... Okay, uh. 1416 00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:42,218 - No, you're right. - Than I was actually wearing. 1417 00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:43,636 - You're right. - And then he came 1418 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:44,578 and he... That's good. 1419 00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:45,495 Stop it! 1420 00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:46,329 It's good, it's good. 1421 00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:47,205 I get it. You're right. 1422 00:52:47,247 --> 00:52:48,790 That was a really bad idea. 1423 00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:51,041 And, 1424 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,588 and you were right 1425 00:52:54,629 --> 00:52:56,190 that we are not gonna figure this out tonight. 1426 00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:57,924 - Josh. - No. 1427 00:52:57,966 --> 00:52:59,777 And you were right that we need space, so I'm. 1428 00:52:59,801 --> 00:53:00,677 Oh my God. 1429 00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:01,887 I'm giving us some space. 1430 00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:03,638 Where are you going? 1431 00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:05,890 Josh? 1432 00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:17,903 Fucking gnomes! 1433 00:53:48,558 --> 00:53:49,558 Oh dude. 1434 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:53,146 You partied on a school night, wow. 1435 00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:56,107 Oh, you look really creepy. 1436 00:53:56,149 --> 00:53:57,442 You look super fucking sketchy. 1437 00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:59,003 It's, it's actually really embarrassing. 1438 00:53:59,027 --> 00:54:02,113 Hey, Josh, I need you to clean that up and go home. 1439 00:54:04,115 --> 00:54:06,409 Yeah, well, there it is, 1440 00:54:06,826 --> 00:54:09,246 the fog of the morning after. 1441 00:54:09,287 --> 00:54:10,765 You know, I should have warned you. 1442 00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,892 That's what happens when you have an evening of euphoria 1443 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:13,959 and crazy sex. 1444 00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:16,938 Would you, would you stop with the sex? 1445 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,630 There was no sex, okay? 1446 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:19,672 Emma and I, 1447 00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:21,984 we took the ectasy because our relationship 1448 00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:23,527 is falling apart because our sex life is in shambles. 1449 00:54:23,551 --> 00:54:24,344 All right? 1450 00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:26,388 There, I said it. 1451 00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:27,429 Oh. 1452 00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:30,642 Okay. 1453 00:54:30,684 --> 00:54:32,978 Uh, well, first of all, it's called "molly". 1454 00:54:33,019 --> 00:54:34,229 When you say the ecstasy, 1455 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:36,082 it's very embarrassing for both of us. 1456 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,833 And I'm guessing it's still in your system 1457 00:54:37,857 --> 00:54:38,918 'cause it's doing something 1458 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:42,237 that was surprisingly, uh, honest. 1459 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:43,279 I'm sorry. 1460 00:54:44,197 --> 00:54:45,837 Come on, tell me what happened last night. 1461 00:54:48,201 --> 00:54:49,744 Okay. 1462 00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:52,414 It was, it was really bad. 1463 00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:53,455 It was a disaster. 1464 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,352 She told me that she has a crush on this old flame of hers. 1465 00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:57,168 Okay. 1466 00:54:57,210 --> 00:54:58,211 That's totally normal. 1467 00:54:58,253 --> 00:54:59,647 People have crushes all the time. 1468 00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:00,982 Yeah, but she's been working with the guy all week 1469 00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:02,191 and now she's worried that she's gonna maybe, like, 1470 00:55:02,215 --> 00:55:04,676 do it with him or something. 1471 00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:05,844 Oh. 1472 00:55:05,885 --> 00:55:07,446 I spent the night at a dingy motel room. 1473 00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:09,014 Yeah. 1474 00:55:09,055 --> 00:55:10,390 That's pretty fucking tragic. 1475 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:11,474 Yeah. 1476 00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:13,685 It's the first time since I met her 1477 00:55:13,727 --> 00:55:16,563 that I just have no clue what's going on in her head. 1478 00:55:16,604 --> 00:55:17,604 Yeah. 1479 00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:21,359 Well, you should probably do something about that. 1480 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:22,861 I know. 1481 00:55:22,902 --> 00:55:24,862 That, that, that's what I was thinking. 1482 00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:26,132 Yeah, maybe like a romantic gesture or something. 1483 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,533 Hey, you, you think I should make her jealous? 1484 00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:30,553 Uh, no, I don't think you should do that. 1485 00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:32,054 Yeah, because she's never been jealous before. 1486 00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:33,347 She's not really the jealous type, 1487 00:55:33,371 --> 00:55:34,890 that's just because I've never posed a threat. 1488 00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:36,392 Okay, what you're suggesting is juvenile, 1489 00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:38,209 manipulative and mean-spirited. 1490 00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:39,044 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1491 00:55:39,085 --> 00:55:40,045 It's gonna work. 1492 00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:41,564 No, look, I happen to be a master 1493 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:43,173 at romantic manipulation, okay? 1494 00:55:43,214 --> 00:55:44,049 I am not proud of it. 1495 00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:45,192 Oh my God, I am so proud of it. 1496 00:55:45,216 --> 00:55:46,301 I'm just kidding. 1497 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:47,010 And what is... I know what I'm saying 1498 00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:48,052 sounds totally crazy. 1499 00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:49,989 I recognize this is an unconventional approach. 1500 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:50,972 It sounds crazy coming outta my mouth. 1501 00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:52,199 What are you doing with that phone? 1502 00:55:52,223 --> 00:55:53,743 But I really think thi, this is gonna work 1503 00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,494 because I feel her slipping away, you know? 1504 00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:57,204 And I gotta do whatever it takes to get her back, right? 1505 00:55:57,228 --> 00:55:58,146 It doesn't make me a bad per... 1506 00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,332 Does that make me a bad person? 1507 00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:01,000 It doesn't make you a bad... Oh my God. 1508 00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:02,067 Josh, Josh, listen to me! 1509 00:56:02,108 --> 00:56:04,361 Every single person born after 1990 1510 00:56:04,402 --> 00:56:05,737 is trained in these very arts, 1511 00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:06,738 the art of Tinder. 1512 00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:07,614 Please just put the phone down. 1513 00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:08,490 Put it down. 1514 00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:09,531 Hang up the phone. 1515 00:56:11,743 --> 00:56:13,119 I need you to do this for me. 1516 00:56:13,161 --> 00:56:14,412 What? No, 1517 00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:15,413 Uh-uh, I'm not touching that phone. 1518 00:56:15,455 --> 00:56:16,455 Nope. 1519 00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:17,832 I think it looks really good. 1520 00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:18,874 Yeah. 1521 00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:20,539 I'm sorry, just one second. 1522 00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:23,630 Thank God you called. 1523 00:56:23,671 --> 00:56:25,090 Look, I don't wanna. 1524 00:56:25,131 --> 00:56:26,466 Oh, hello? 1525 00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:27,801 Oh, sorry. 1526 00:56:27,842 --> 00:56:29,302 Who is this? 1527 00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:31,137 This is Emma. 1528 00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:32,472 Who's this? 1529 00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:33,306 Oh geez. 1530 00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:34,348 I'm so sorry. 1531 00:56:35,642 --> 00:56:37,495 I think I might have ass dialed you on Josh's phone. 1532 00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:38,603 Who is this? 1533 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:42,607 It's Kelly from Josh's work. 1534 00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:44,692 Josh, oh my gosh, come here. 1535 00:56:44,734 --> 00:56:46,587 I think I might have ass dialed Emma on your phone. 1536 00:56:46,611 --> 00:56:48,613 I'm so sorry. 1537 00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:50,698 I'm such a dumb slut sometimes. 1538 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,117 That's good. That's good. 1539 00:56:52,158 --> 00:56:54,452 Hey, sorry about that. 1540 00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:55,620 Hey. 1541 00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:56,662 Um, 1542 00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:02,544 how are you feeling after last night? 1543 00:57:02,585 --> 00:57:04,379 Uh, I don't know. 1544 00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:06,631 I've been better. 1545 00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:08,216 What I said about Marlon. 1546 00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:11,052 Just, I, I really don't wanna hear about Marlon 1547 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:11,636 - right now, okay? - I know. 1548 00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:13,012 I'm sorry. 1549 00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:14,264 I- -It was a mistake. 1550 00:57:14,305 --> 00:57:15,408 I, I didn't mean to call you. 1551 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:16,933 I, uh, I gotta go. 1552 00:57:16,975 --> 00:57:17,975 Um, 1553 00:57:18,893 --> 00:57:21,187 we're just gonna go grab some dinner. 1554 00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:23,440 Oh, okay. 1555 00:57:23,481 --> 00:57:25,692 You, you have dinner plans? 1556 00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:30,363 It's like a private work thing, so, uh... 1557 00:57:30,655 --> 00:57:32,949 Anyway, I gotta go. 1558 00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:33,991 Bye. 1559 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,831 Well, that's done. 1560 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:46,880 I feel dirty. 1561 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,925 What did I just do? 1562 00:57:50,967 --> 00:57:52,528 I believe my words were mean-spirited, 1563 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:53,928 juvenile and manipulative. 1564 00:57:53,970 --> 00:57:55,930 How could you let me do that? 1565 00:57:56,890 --> 00:57:58,308 I, I actually warned you. 1566 00:57:58,349 --> 00:57:59,184 I have a gift. 1567 00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:00,286 It's guided by a higher power, 1568 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,110 there's nothing I can do about it. 1569 00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:04,731 The situation is 100% on you. 1570 00:58:13,031 --> 00:58:14,800 Like, it's, it's looking pretty good, right? 1571 00:58:14,824 --> 00:58:17,160 I mean, we can come back tomorrow 1572 00:58:17,202 --> 00:58:19,096 and make some last minute adjustments if we want to. 1573 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:19,996 But I don't know. 1574 00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:21,706 I think we're pretty much... 1575 00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:23,082 We're ready to go. 1576 00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:27,337 You got any dinner plans? 1577 00:58:27,378 --> 00:58:29,923 You know I'm married, right? 1578 00:58:29,964 --> 00:58:31,799 So what the fuck is wrong with you? 1579 00:58:31,841 --> 00:58:35,887 I, I, I thought the three of us could grab some dinner, 1580 00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:39,015 you, me and Josh, if you don't already have plans, 1581 00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:41,809 But, uh, really, forget it. 1582 00:58:41,851 --> 00:58:44,062 - I'm, I'm, I'm sorry. - No. 1583 00:58:44,103 --> 00:58:45,855 You know what? 1584 00:58:45,897 --> 00:58:47,374 I don't even want to have dinner with you, 1585 00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:49,817 with either of you 'cause I, I hate dinner. 1586 00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:52,695 I uh, totally was, was joking. 1587 00:58:52,737 --> 00:58:55,406 I don't even eat, so that's... 1588 00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:56,592 Whatever I did, I didn't mean it. 1589 00:58:56,616 --> 00:58:57,575 I'm truly sorry. 1590 00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:59,661 And please don't be mad at me. 1591 00:59:00,578 --> 00:59:01,746 No, it's not you. 1592 00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:04,582 I'm really sorry. 1593 00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:07,210 I just made everything really awkward. 1594 00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:10,004 Well, welcome to my world. 1595 00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:13,341 The, the world of awkward, awkward world, 1596 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:15,093 the wonderful world of awkward. 1597 00:59:15,134 --> 00:59:16,177 Just stop. 1598 00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:18,513 Look, Josh and I just have... 1599 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,157 We're just going through something right now, 1600 00:59:20,181 --> 00:59:22,934 so we can't go for dinner. 1601 00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:26,813 It's just we've always been able to talk it through, 1602 00:59:26,854 --> 00:59:28,189 always. 1603 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:30,358 Yeah, I believe it. 1604 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,859 Are you gonna eat that? 1605 00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:34,779 And, but I, I s. 1606 00:59:35,363 --> 00:59:36,239 I screwed up. 1607 00:59:36,281 --> 00:59:38,324 I told him I had a crush. 1608 00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:39,200 Ugh. 1609 00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:40,242 You have a crush? 1610 00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:43,305 I told him I was having intense sexual fantasies about you 1611 00:59:43,329 --> 00:59:46,124 when we were in an ecstasy fueled meltdown 1612 00:59:46,165 --> 00:59:49,168 teeming with paranoia and anxiety. 1613 00:59:50,169 --> 00:59:52,964 I was just a horrible person, 1614 00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:54,465 a stupid person. 1615 00:59:54,507 --> 00:59:56,718 Well, he's not exactly being a saint, you know, 1616 00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:58,344 trying to make you jealous 1617 00:59:58,386 --> 01:00:01,806 with that phone call tonight with that girl from work. 1618 01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:04,601 - Wait. Wait. - Now, when you say fantasies. 1619 01:00:04,642 --> 01:00:07,770 Wait, you think he was trying to make me jealous, like, 1620 01:00:07,812 --> 01:00:08,813 on purpose? 1621 01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:10,273 Yeah. 1622 01:00:10,315 --> 01:00:11,750 It seemed pretty obvious from what you were saying. 1623 01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:14,319 But when you say sexual, 1624 01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:16,630 - what exactly are we doing? - Oh my God. 1625 01:00:16,654 --> 01:00:18,239 That is so unlike him. 1626 01:00:19,866 --> 01:00:21,492 That's 1627 01:00:21,534 --> 01:00:24,162 I can't believe he would do that. 1628 01:00:24,203 --> 01:00:28,958 I mean, that's something I did in eighth grade 1629 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,793 when I was an idiot. 1630 01:00:30,835 --> 01:00:32,795 It's so mean. 1631 01:00:32,837 --> 01:00:35,590 Oh my God. 1632 01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:38,843 Oh my God, am I... 1633 01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:41,304 Is he an idiot? 1634 01:00:41,346 --> 01:00:43,056 Am I married to an idiot? 1635 01:00:43,097 --> 01:00:44,867 Have I been married to an idiot for like 10 years 1636 01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:46,017 and didn't know it? 1637 01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:48,519 I mean, all's fair and love and war, 1638 01:00:48,561 --> 01:00:49,354 or so they say. 1639 01:00:49,395 --> 01:00:50,355 I mean, I, 1640 01:00:50,396 --> 01:00:53,816 I personally don't advocate for, um, 1641 01:00:53,858 --> 01:00:54,692 idiocy in... How could. 1642 01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:56,653 In love or, or, or 1643 01:00:56,694 --> 01:00:58,071 I mean, I don't know 1644 01:00:58,112 --> 01:01:00,406 how I could have not seen that, though. 1645 01:01:00,448 --> 01:01:03,785 You could fight fire with fire, you know, 1646 01:01:04,869 --> 01:01:06,454 make him jealous too. 1647 01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:08,580 Oh my. 1648 01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:11,917 I'll be, I'll be back. 1649 01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:16,130 Hey, was I wearing anything specific in the, in the.. 1650 01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:19,884 It's a blessing and a cruse. 1651 01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:21,570 But, you know, I'm just so good at it. 1652 01:01:21,594 --> 01:01:23,012 I look so cute doing it. 1653 01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,323 - Yeah. - Oh shit. 1654 01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:25,347 She looks pissed. 1655 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:27,850 Okay. Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna hang back. 1656 01:01:27,892 --> 01:01:30,561 Honey, look, I know that. 1657 01:01:31,604 --> 01:01:32,814 Oh ow! 1658 01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:34,065 You just, you slapped me? 1659 01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:35,483 It was with a mitten. 1660 01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:37,026 What is wrong with you, 1661 01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:38,820 trying to make me jealous? 1662 01:01:39,737 --> 01:01:40,405 Is that... 1663 01:01:40,446 --> 01:01:41,447 That's what we are now? 1664 01:01:41,489 --> 01:01:43,249 No, look, look... Like 12-year-olds? 1665 01:01:43,449 --> 01:01:44,885 I regressed, I did something stupid, 1666 01:01:44,909 --> 01:01:45,909 I know that. 1667 01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:47,537 But it's 'cause I'm out of my mind and I, 1668 01:01:47,578 --> 01:01:48,121 I didn't know what to do. 1669 01:01:48,162 --> 01:01:49,122 But don't you see? 1670 01:01:49,163 --> 01:01:50,623 You saw through that bullshit. 1671 01:01:50,665 --> 01:01:51,934 You're, you know me better than anybody. 1672 01:01:51,958 --> 01:01:52,750 You saw right through it. 1673 01:01:52,792 --> 01:01:53,710 - You still came. - No. 1674 01:01:53,751 --> 01:01:54,961 I, I didn't. 1675 01:01:55,002 --> 01:01:57,422 I never would've known if Marlon didn't say 1676 01:01:57,463 --> 01:01:59,799 that you were doing this stupid thing. 1677 01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:00,883 Marlon? 1678 01:02:00,925 --> 01:02:02,760 So what, you... 1679 01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:04,804 So you were just with Marlon now? 1680 01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:07,265 I was at the gallery setting up for the show. 1681 01:02:07,306 --> 01:02:08,266 You know, don't turn this into. 1682 01:02:08,307 --> 01:02:09,392 Hold on. I'm just trying 1683 01:02:09,434 --> 01:02:10,661 I'm just trying, I'm trying to understand 1684 01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:12,685 how that conversation must have played out. 1685 01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:13,956 So you would've had to have like told him about our issues, 1686 01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:16,315 about our private, personal sexual issues. 1687 01:02:17,316 --> 01:02:19,193 We were having dinner. 1688 01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:20,278 I was upset. 1689 01:02:20,319 --> 01:02:21,863 I had to talk to somebody. 1690 01:02:21,904 --> 01:02:23,406 I see. 1691 01:02:23,448 --> 01:02:24,866 I get, I get what this is. 1692 01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:25,907 You, uh, 1693 01:02:27,326 --> 01:02:28,870 you 1694 01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:30,246 I made you jealous 1695 01:02:30,288 --> 01:02:31,390 and so now you're making me jealous. 1696 01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:32,414 Oh my God. 1697 01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:34,916 Seriously? 1698 01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:37,086 This is crazy. 1699 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:38,963 That was Marlon's suggestion. 1700 01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:41,090 Why does every man suddenly think. 1701 01:02:41,132 --> 01:02:43,801 -Oh Marlon, Ma, Ma, Ma- -That that's a good idea. 1702 01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:46,471 Marlon suggested that you should make me jealous, right? 1703 01:02:46,512 --> 01:02:47,552 That's what you're saying? 1704 01:02:48,347 --> 01:02:49,140 He suggested that you make me jealous? 1705 01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:50,850 Can we have a conversation, 1706 01:02:50,892 --> 01:02:52,977 like a normal human conversation? 1707 01:02:53,019 --> 01:02:54,812 - Ah. - When did we transform 1708 01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:56,981 - into crazy people? - Oh. 1709 01:02:57,023 --> 01:02:58,608 And by we, I mean you. 1710 01:02:58,649 --> 01:02:59,525 What is. 1711 01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:01,819 Can I just ask you something? 1712 01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:02,861 Tell me the truth. 1713 01:03:04,071 --> 01:03:04,947 Did Marlon come over to the house after I left last night? 1714 01:03:04,989 --> 01:03:05,989 Oh my God. 1715 01:03:07,408 --> 01:03:09,535 Did he, like, did he kiss you? Did he... 1716 01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:10,577 What was it? 1717 01:03:11,913 --> 01:03:12,931 Did he lift you up on the desk and pull off your panties 1718 01:03:12,955 --> 01:03:14,499 and penet... Yes. Yes, he did. 1719 01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:18,252 Yes. We had angry, angry sex on our marital bed. 1720 01:03:18,294 --> 01:03:21,339 - And he, he drilled me so hard. - Ah, ah, you think, you think 1721 01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:22,816 - this is really funny? - And I, I got hungry. 1722 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:23,800 - No, no! - Huh? 1723 01:03:23,841 --> 01:03:24,860 Then I ordered pizza. 1724 01:03:24,884 --> 01:03:25,676 Yeah, yeah, this is 1725 01:03:25,718 --> 01:03:27,512 I banged the pizza guy too. 1726 01:03:27,553 --> 01:03:29,931 And then there was also a plumber, 1727 01:03:29,972 --> 01:03:32,350 and the plumber did that thing, 1728 01:03:32,391 --> 01:03:33,851 that 1729 01:03:33,893 --> 01:03:36,604 thing that they do in the pornos where all the j, 1730 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:38,147 the jizz all over my 1731 01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:39,941 I couldn't even see. 1732 01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:44,028 And it was like all the things in all the pornos. 1733 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:44,862 Wow. 1734 01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:45,988 Are you se... 1735 01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:47,716 Of, of course I didn't do anything. 1736 01:03:47,740 --> 01:03:49,200 I don't know. 1737 01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,284 I don't know. 1738 01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:53,412 I don't know what to think. 1739 01:03:53,454 --> 01:03:55,122 You're walking away? 1740 01:03:56,749 --> 01:03:58,543 You're getting in your car? 1741 01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:02,004 You're starting your car? 1742 01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:07,093 And you're driving away. 1743 01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,158 Jesus. Fuck! 1744 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,928 What are you doing here on a Saturday? 1745 01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:33,952 Mm-hmm. 1746 01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:38,666 Wait, don't you have your wife's gallery, 1747 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,084 showy thing tonight? 1748 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:40,751 You're going to that, right? 1749 01:04:40,793 --> 01:04:42,086 No. 1750 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:44,422 Tell me you're going to that. 1751 01:04:44,463 --> 01:04:45,463 Okay. 1752 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,735 So if you're not gonna go see your wife tonight, 1753 01:04:48,759 --> 01:04:50,428 what are you gonna do? 1754 01:04:50,469 --> 01:04:52,555 Oh, I'm thinking I'd order Indian food, 1755 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:56,142 watch some TV, possibly kill myself. 1756 01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:57,935 All right. 1757 01:04:57,977 --> 01:04:58,686 You're coming to a party with me. 1758 01:04:58,728 --> 01:04:59,770 Come on. 1759 01:04:59,812 --> 01:05:00,812 That is... 1760 01:05:01,647 --> 01:05:02,607 There's no way that that is happening. 1761 01:05:02,648 --> 01:05:04,609 Yeah, you need the distraction. 1762 01:05:04,650 --> 01:05:05,985 Yeah. You know what? 1763 01:05:06,027 --> 01:05:07,337 I'm just gonna stick with the suicide plan. 1764 01:05:07,361 --> 01:05:09,530 Thanks, though, for offering. 1765 01:05:10,406 --> 01:05:11,324 It's gonna be fun. 1766 01:05:11,365 --> 01:05:12,365 Yeah, 1767 01:05:13,492 --> 01:05:14,327 a bunch of millennials posting photos of themselves? 1768 01:05:14,368 --> 01:05:15,786 No, thank you. 1769 01:05:15,995 --> 01:05:18,122 No, it's actually gonna be a bunch of hipsters 1770 01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:20,082 drinking craft beer outta Mason jars. 1771 01:05:20,124 --> 01:05:22,460 Oh my God, that's so much worse. 1772 01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:26,797 You got your car with you? 1773 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:28,841 Yeah. Why? 1774 01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:29,967 Great. 1775 01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:32,136 You're gonna take me to the party. 1776 01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:33,258 Uh... Come on. 1777 01:05:34,430 --> 01:05:35,991 You're not gonna get these back until you come with me. 1778 01:05:36,015 --> 01:05:37,058 Ugh. 1779 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:39,602 See where it's going? 1780 01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:40,787 - Let's go. - Oh my God. 1781 01:05:40,811 --> 01:05:42,480 - Ugh. - Ooh. 1782 01:05:42,521 --> 01:05:44,607 That's really gross. 1783 01:05:44,649 --> 01:05:46,001 You, you can, you can just keep all that stuff. 1784 01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:46,984 I don't need those things. 1785 01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:48,903 Let's go, Josh. 1786 01:05:50,821 --> 01:05:53,240 Do I have, do I have to? 1787 01:05:58,829 --> 01:06:00,289 Josh, where the hell are you? 1788 01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:02,625 You're not at the motel, you're not at, at home. 1789 01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:04,001 Your car's not in the driveway. 1790 01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:06,837 I, I, I need to get back to the gallery, just, 1791 01:06:06,879 --> 01:06:09,048 can you please call me back? 1792 01:06:09,924 --> 01:06:10,924 Shit. 1793 01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:25,856 Uh, okay, you're her husband. 1794 01:06:25,898 --> 01:06:27,233 Congratulations. 1795 01:06:27,274 --> 01:06:28,275 Another new husband. 1796 01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:30,087 Do you want some art to celebrate? 1797 01:06:30,111 --> 01:06:32,530 I always, always appreciate it when you buy something 1798 01:06:32,571 --> 01:06:35,366 with each 'cause I think we still got a couple paintings. 1799 01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:37,260 That one might be available, I'm not sure. 1800 01:06:37,284 --> 01:06:39,996 This one, I just sold for an exorbitant amount of money. 1801 01:06:40,037 --> 01:06:41,037 That guy did not seem. 1802 01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:47,545 Nobody believes the artist is 15. 1803 01:06:47,586 --> 01:06:49,547 She's selling like hot cakes, 1804 01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:52,466 which is a very confusing expression 1805 01:06:52,508 --> 01:06:54,385 'cause I don't know about you, 1806 01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:58,180 but after, like, one hot cake I'm totally full. 1807 01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:04,812 I'm so sorry. 1808 01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:07,398 I have to get outta here. 1809 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:08,315 Yeah. 1810 01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:09,525 I, I'll walk you. 1811 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:15,239 You got to butter me up. 1812 01:07:19,368 --> 01:07:20,327 Okay, look, 1813 01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:21,203 I got you here safe, 1814 01:07:21,245 --> 01:07:23,748 and I'm gonna go now, okay? 1815 01:07:23,789 --> 01:07:25,541 - Put arm around me. - What? 1816 01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:26,333 Just put your arm around me. 1817 01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:27,126 Why are you doing this? 1818 01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:28,168 Because... 1819 01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:30,629 Just. 1820 01:07:30,671 --> 01:07:32,339 It's the married guy. 1821 01:07:32,381 --> 01:07:33,799 - Stop staring. - Oh. 1822 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:35,885 Jesus Christ. Stop it. 1823 01:07:35,926 --> 01:07:37,320 - Stop staring at him. - What? 1824 01:07:37,344 --> 01:07:39,364 Okay, I just need to keep your eyes on me, all right? 1825 01:07:39,388 --> 01:07:40,848 Keep your eyes on me. 1826 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,242 Keep your eyes on me and just look at me 1827 01:07:42,266 --> 01:07:43,326 as if I'm, like, I'm super hot. 1828 01:07:43,350 --> 01:07:44,810 - Oh my God. - Just do it. 1829 01:07:44,852 --> 01:07:45,852 Oh, I'm sorry. 1830 01:07:46,979 --> 01:07:48,707 After all the shit you gave me about playing games? 1831 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:49,732 What the hell? 1832 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:51,609 Because you are old. 1833 01:07:51,650 --> 01:07:53,069 'Cause you should know better. 1834 01:07:53,110 --> 01:07:55,196 Oh my God. Please, Josh. 1835 01:07:55,237 --> 01:07:56,447 Come on. 1836 01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:58,407 It's about damage control tonight. 1837 01:07:58,449 --> 01:07:59,950 I really need your help. 1838 01:07:59,992 --> 01:08:01,470 Things are a little bit rocky with Gary, 1839 01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:03,913 and I just need to nudge back in there. 1840 01:08:03,954 --> 01:08:04,954 I thought your generation 1841 01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:06,874 was supposed to be, like, evolved and, like, woke. 1842 01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:07,958 Don't say woke! 1843 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,394 - What? - God, you're so embarrassing. 1844 01:08:09,418 --> 01:08:10,418 God! 1845 01:08:12,838 --> 01:08:13,589 All right, game on. 1846 01:08:13,631 --> 01:08:14,507 What? 1847 01:08:14,548 --> 01:08:15,424 Grab a, grab a tit. 1848 01:08:15,466 --> 01:08:16,300 No, I'm not do 1849 01:08:16,341 --> 01:08:18,301 I'm not, I'm not doing this. 1850 01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:19,344 No way. 1851 01:08:21,013 --> 01:08:22,013 Fine. 1852 01:08:23,265 --> 01:08:24,683 I'll do it myself. 1853 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:30,981 Butter me up. 1854 01:08:31,023 --> 01:08:35,861 You've got to butter me up. 1855 01:08:36,444 --> 01:08:39,448 Butter me up. 1856 01:08:39,490 --> 01:08:44,161 You got to butter me up. 1857 01:08:44,745 --> 01:08:47,790 Butter me up. 1858 01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:52,670 You've got to butter me up. 1859 01:08:53,254 --> 01:08:56,298 Butter me up. 1860 01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:59,676 You got to butter me up. 1861 01:09:01,136 --> 01:09:03,973 You never fucking listen to me! 1862 01:09:04,014 --> 01:09:06,183 This is what I fucking hated about you. 1863 01:09:06,225 --> 01:09:08,185 Get the fuck out my life. 1864 01:09:10,187 --> 01:09:12,898 Butter me up. 1865 01:09:12,939 --> 01:09:14,358 Shake it, baby girl. 1866 01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:16,861 Butter me up. 1867 01:09:19,904 --> 01:09:21,782 Hey, Kelly, wait. 1868 01:09:21,823 --> 01:09:23,259 - I'm fine. - Could you just hold up? 1869 01:09:23,283 --> 01:09:24,033 No, it's fine, Josh. 1870 01:09:24,076 --> 01:09:25,076 Leave me alone. 1871 01:09:26,036 --> 01:09:28,497 Look, hey, just take, take a breath. 1872 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:34,336 I just wish we could go back 1873 01:09:34,377 --> 01:09:36,421 to the way we were a week ago. 1874 01:09:36,462 --> 01:09:39,716 I mean, sex was, non-existent, 1875 01:09:39,841 --> 01:09:42,261 but we didn't care. 1876 01:09:45,139 --> 01:09:49,268 I mean, it wasn't perfect but at least I was happy. 1877 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,394 We were happy. 1878 01:09:52,062 --> 01:09:53,874 Every relationship I've ever had ended 1879 01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:56,317 'cause the passion fizzled out, 1880 01:09:56,358 --> 01:09:57,860 and the sex always suffers. 1881 01:09:57,902 --> 01:10:00,070 Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. 1882 01:10:02,114 --> 01:10:05,117 I've never been able to make it stick. 1883 01:10:06,243 --> 01:10:08,287 And look at me, I'm alone. 1884 01:10:12,541 --> 01:10:13,584 What? 1885 01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:14,936 - You want more? - No, no. 1886 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:16,104 - I've had enough. - You want more wine? 1887 01:10:16,128 --> 01:10:17,254 Trust me. 1888 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:17,922 -I've had more than- -No, you need more. 1889 01:10:17,963 --> 01:10:18,881 No, don't do that. 1890 01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:21,967 Oh, that's. 1891 01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:26,597 Oh God. 1892 01:10:26,847 --> 01:10:29,016 Hang on, I'm just gonna... 1893 01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:33,979 Hey, stop texting. 1894 01:10:35,147 --> 01:10:37,524 Stop texting, I'm right here. 1895 01:10:41,987 --> 01:10:42,987 Thank you. 1896 01:10:44,114 --> 01:10:45,241 I'll take that. 1897 01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:50,412 It tastes like shit. 1898 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,501 I'm sorry. 1899 01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:57,086 I'm, 1900 01:10:57,127 --> 01:10:58,128 I'm, I'm, 1901 01:10:58,170 --> 01:10:59,189 I'm not good at this sort of thing. 1902 01:10:59,213 --> 01:11:00,005 Is that... 1903 01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:00,923 Are you... 1904 01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:02,132 Is that a, like, maybe... 1905 01:11:02,174 --> 01:11:03,174 Are you thinking of... 1906 01:11:04,301 --> 01:11:05,094 You're not thinking of kissing me, are you? 1907 01:11:05,135 --> 01:11:06,135 Just... 1908 01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,263 I... 1909 01:11:09,181 --> 01:11:10,181 Maybe I am. 1910 01:11:11,642 --> 01:11:13,227 Oh my God. 1911 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:14,937 - You are. - I mean, I. 1912 01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:16,563 Eh, wow, that's. 1913 01:11:16,605 --> 01:11:17,605 No, I... 1914 01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:19,774 What? 1915 01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:23,654 Wait, did you wanna kiss me? 1916 01:11:23,988 --> 01:11:25,489 No, you, you are, you are. 1917 01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:26,931 - Who not? - Cause you're... 1918 01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:29,135 Well, you're clearly not in the appropriate head space 1919 01:11:29,159 --> 01:11:30,327 to kiss anybody right now. 1920 01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:31,287 What are you trying to say? 1921 01:11:31,328 --> 01:11:33,163 And, well, neither am I. 1922 01:11:33,205 --> 01:11:35,332 I mean, I'm, I'm not in that space either, okay? 1923 01:11:35,374 --> 01:11:36,250 Neither of us... I think you just made 1924 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,960 a pretty good argument. 1925 01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:45,467 Well, any woman or man would be lu. 1926 01:11:59,857 --> 01:12:00,857 Okay. 1927 01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:02,818 Wow. 1928 01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:03,860 That was... 1929 01:12:05,779 --> 01:12:06,779 Wow. 1930 01:12:08,532 --> 01:12:09,532 Thanks. 1931 01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:12,077 I took an online course. 1932 01:12:12,119 --> 01:12:14,038 If that's any indication 1933 01:12:14,079 --> 01:12:17,249 of what sex would be like with you, 1934 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:19,585 it would be like that. 1935 01:12:21,086 --> 01:12:22,379 Yeah, of course, it would be. 1936 01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:26,050 Of course, 'cause I'm in vulnerable place 1937 01:12:26,091 --> 01:12:29,720 and everything's raw and, um... 1938 01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:32,806 And of course it's great right now, right? 1939 01:12:32,848 --> 01:12:37,394 Because you're new and things with me and Josh are... 1940 01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:40,773 It's probably this really distorted filter. 1941 01:12:43,067 --> 01:12:45,444 So, no more kissing? 1942 01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:48,238 Oh, sorry. 1943 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,280 Yep. 1944 01:12:50,157 --> 01:12:51,157 Oh gosh. 1945 01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:14,389 Ah. 1946 01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:19,770 Morning, sexy. 1947 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,065 Oh, no. 1948 01:13:23,107 --> 01:13:23,774 No, no, no, no, no. 1949 01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:25,567 No. 1950 01:13:25,609 --> 01:13:26,693 Would you relax? 1951 01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:28,213 We made out and you felt me up a little, 1952 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:29,279 that was it. 1953 01:13:29,321 --> 01:13:32,282 Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm a monster. 1954 01:13:32,324 --> 01:13:33,450 I'm a horrible person. 1955 01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:36,203 I've done a very, very, very bad thing. 1956 01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:39,081 Dude, you were trying to cheer me up, okay? 1957 01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:40,975 I was all conflicted over the Gary thing 1958 01:13:40,999 --> 01:13:43,252 and you were just helping me move on. 1959 01:13:43,293 --> 01:13:44,420 You're a good friend. 1960 01:13:44,461 --> 01:13:46,547 I've ruined everything forever. 1961 01:13:46,588 --> 01:13:47,588 Um, 1962 01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:51,844 and I'm in love with you. 1963 01:13:58,809 --> 01:13:59,809 Oh. 1964 01:14:04,189 --> 01:14:05,607 Hey, Kelly, I'm... 1965 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:09,796 I, I don't know what to say. 1966 01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:11,196 I ha, I had no idea. 1967 01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:14,384 Well, things between you and Emma 1968 01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:15,784 look like they're falling apart, 1969 01:14:15,826 --> 01:14:19,955 so I just wanted you to know I'm here. 1970 01:14:21,123 --> 01:14:24,334 I mean, we have fun together, we get along. 1971 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:26,837 I'm super fun. 1972 01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:32,134 I think you could do a lot worse. 1973 01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:33,677 Oh God. No. 1974 01:14:33,927 --> 01:14:35,512 I mean, of course... 1975 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:36,472 Worse? 1976 01:14:36,513 --> 01:14:38,599 Look, you're, you're amazing. 1977 01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:39,640 I know. 1978 01:14:40,809 --> 01:14:41,809 So? 1979 01:14:46,398 --> 01:14:48,650 I'm, I'm in love with Emma. 1980 01:14:48,692 --> 01:14:50,777 She's the love of my life. 1981 01:14:50,819 --> 01:14:52,779 I'm sorry. What was that? 1982 01:14:52,821 --> 01:14:55,532 She, she's the one. 1983 01:14:55,574 --> 01:14:57,367 She's always been the one for me. 1984 01:14:57,409 --> 01:15:00,871 I'm, I wanna be with her forever. 1985 01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:03,624 I mean, no matter what... Come again. 1986 01:15:07,878 --> 01:15:08,837 Oh my God. 1987 01:15:08,879 --> 01:15:11,798 You, you fucking with me again! 1988 01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,300 - Whoa! - Well, it worked. 1989 01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:15,469 You know what? 1990 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,387 You, you know, you have a problem. 1991 01:15:17,429 --> 01:15:18,263 You have a series of problems. 1992 01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:19,806 You're disturbed. 1993 01:15:19,848 --> 01:15:21,141 Um, I just saved your marriage, 1994 01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:22,392 so you're welcome. 1995 01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:24,204 Please. You don't even believe in marriage. 1996 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:26,355 No, just because I think monogamy 1997 01:15:26,396 --> 01:15:29,024 is a fundamentally flawed and antiquated construct 1998 01:15:29,066 --> 01:15:30,752 doesn't mean it's bullshit for everyone. 1999 01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:34,363 And you have to go pick up your offspring. 2000 01:15:34,738 --> 01:15:37,241 Hey, is this room on your credit card? 2001 01:15:37,282 --> 01:15:38,575 Yeah. Why? 2002 01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:42,162 Great. I'm gonna order room service. 2003 01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,372 Oh, hey. 2004 01:15:43,413 --> 01:15:44,164 Hey. Psst. 2005 01:15:44,206 --> 01:15:45,374 Yeah. 2006 01:15:45,415 --> 01:15:46,833 Happy anniversary. 2007 01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:50,546 Oh shit. 2008 01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:52,630 Right. 2009 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:29,500 Josh? 2010 01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,054 Em, we gotta go! 2011 01:16:41,096 --> 01:16:42,514 We're gonna be late! 2012 01:16:44,766 --> 01:16:45,976 Em? 2013 01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:07,497 Wendy, what the fuck? 2014 01:17:07,539 --> 01:17:08,539 What? 2015 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:10,876 Where's Josh? 2016 01:17:10,917 --> 01:17:12,919 I'm sorry, I, I, I just 2017 01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:14,041 I didn't mean to trick you. 2018 01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:15,714 I just didn't know how else to get you alone. 2019 01:17:15,756 --> 01:17:16,715 I needed to talk to you. 2020 01:17:16,757 --> 01:17:17,883 Now? 2021 01:17:17,924 --> 01:17:19,343 In a motel? 2022 01:17:19,384 --> 01:17:20,737 Well, you said you'd never had sex 2023 01:17:20,761 --> 01:17:23,263 on a swing before, right? 2024 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:24,473 There's a swing. 2025 01:17:26,391 --> 01:17:27,809 Oh my God. Jesus. 2026 01:17:27,851 --> 01:17:28,602 That... 2027 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:29,978 I 2028 01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:32,814 Wendy, I was just, like, spitballing. 2029 01:17:32,856 --> 01:17:35,817 You, you'd said you wanted to try a swing 2030 01:17:35,859 --> 01:17:38,904 and Josh never done that for you. 2031 01:17:38,945 --> 01:17:42,699 And I think, I think things between you are broken. 2032 01:17:42,741 --> 01:17:45,285 Actually, my relationship with Josh 2033 01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:48,163 is the only thing that isn't broken. 2034 01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:52,376 Wendy, I'm so sorry for fucking everything up between us, 2035 01:17:52,417 --> 01:17:53,502 okay? 2036 01:17:53,543 --> 01:17:54,503 I'm really sorry. 2037 01:17:54,544 --> 01:17:55,837 I came alive that night, 2038 01:17:55,879 --> 01:17:57,047 and you woke me up. 2039 01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:58,965 And I know you felt something too. 2040 01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:01,635 Just give me one more chance. 2041 01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:03,679 I didn't, I was faking. 2042 01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:04,554 I'm sorry. 2043 01:18:04,596 --> 01:18:05,639 I didn't. 2044 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:06,681 I... 2045 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:08,475 And we already tried that, and look where it got us. 2046 01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:09,226 Look at this. 2047 01:18:09,267 --> 01:18:10,267 This is weird. 2048 01:18:11,728 --> 01:18:13,855 Okay, so fine. 2049 01:18:13,897 --> 01:18:15,375 So you just wanna make out a little or, or. 2050 01:18:15,399 --> 01:18:16,191 No! 2051 01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:17,234 No! 2052 01:18:17,275 --> 01:18:19,903 Well, wh, what about the sex swing? 2053 01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:22,465 You have no idea how hard it was for me 2054 01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:24,491 to put up that thing. 2055 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:26,118 I don't, I don't wanna make out. 2056 01:18:26,159 --> 01:18:28,286 I don't wanna have sex on the sex swing. Ugh. 2057 01:18:28,328 --> 01:18:29,788 I just want, 2058 01:18:29,830 --> 01:18:34,084 I just wanna erase everything and have my friend back, 2059 01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:35,919 okay? 2060 01:18:35,961 --> 01:18:38,046 Can I please have my friend back, like, 2061 01:18:38,088 --> 01:18:41,258 without the sex stuff, please? 2062 01:18:43,468 --> 01:18:44,553 Yes. 2063 01:18:44,594 --> 01:18:46,930 You can have your friend back. 2064 01:18:48,098 --> 01:18:52,686 You know, maybe once in a while down the road, 2065 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:56,022 if we're really drunk some time and the vibe is right. 2066 01:18:56,064 --> 01:18:57,190 - No. - No? 2067 01:18:57,232 --> 01:18:58,275 Not gonna happen. 2068 01:18:58,316 --> 01:19:00,193 Not gonna happen. 2069 01:19:02,279 --> 01:19:03,905 If I go to leave, 2070 01:19:03,947 --> 01:19:07,117 you promise you're not gonna punch me in the throat? 2071 01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:10,120 I promise I will not punch you in the throat. 2072 01:19:12,539 --> 01:19:14,124 You have to really push. 2073 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,751 Tricky one. 2074 01:19:27,262 --> 01:19:28,513 Dawn? 2075 01:19:28,555 --> 01:19:29,555 Gracie? 2076 01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:34,019 Surprise! 2077 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:38,356 Daddy! 2078 01:19:38,398 --> 01:19:39,566 Hey. Oh. 2079 01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:41,610 - Happy Anniversary. - Oh, were you surprised? 2080 01:19:41,651 --> 01:19:43,111 Yes, I was surprised. 2081 01:19:43,153 --> 01:19:45,363 Where's Mommy? 2082 01:19:45,405 --> 01:19:46,281 That's 2083 01:19:46,323 --> 01:19:48,784 I'm gonna tell you in one sec, 2084 01:19:48,825 --> 01:19:51,119 so just hold, hold on. 2085 01:19:51,161 --> 01:19:52,078 Wow. 2086 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:54,790 Arthur, worth the surprise. 2087 01:19:54,831 --> 01:19:57,334 Well, I thought it'd be good for you guys to come back here. 2088 01:19:57,375 --> 01:19:58,376 Old memories. 2089 01:20:01,004 --> 01:20:03,673 - Yeah. - So where's my Emma? 2090 01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:04,841 Ha! 2091 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:06,092 Right. One 2092 01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:07,135 I will get to that. 2093 01:20:07,177 --> 01:20:08,011 Hi, everybody. 2094 01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:08,929 Hi. 2095 01:20:08,970 --> 01:20:10,514 Thank you for being here. 2096 01:20:10,555 --> 01:20:11,973 Oh, hello? 2097 01:20:12,015 --> 01:20:12,974 That's, uh... 2098 01:20:13,016 --> 01:20:15,519 Oh, that seems unnecessary. 2099 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:16,560 Thank you. 2100 01:20:18,021 --> 01:20:21,149 Um, so it's really, uh, it's unexpected to see you all here. 2101 01:20:21,191 --> 01:20:22,609 This is, uh... 2102 01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:24,295 It's been a long time since I've been in this room. 2103 01:20:24,319 --> 01:20:27,531 And, um, you know, seeing all your familiar faces here, 2104 01:20:27,572 --> 01:20:28,572 it's weird. 2105 01:20:29,533 --> 01:20:30,200 It's like, 'cause it's out of context. 2106 01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:31,701 - Dad? - Yeah. 2107 01:20:31,743 --> 01:20:33,203 You're being super awkward. 2108 01:20:35,247 --> 01:20:35,997 - Yep. - Yeah. 2109 01:20:36,039 --> 01:20:37,958 Seriously, where's Mom? 2110 01:20:39,084 --> 01:20:40,627 Mom? Where's Mom? 2111 01:20:42,128 --> 01:20:45,382 So I bet you're all wondering where Emma is. 2112 01:20:45,423 --> 01:20:48,552 Funny story. 2113 01:20:51,471 --> 01:20:54,933 You know how sometimes you, when you wake up, right? 2114 01:20:54,975 --> 01:20:55,892 So Emma... 2115 01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:58,603 So this is, this is a good one. 2116 01:20:58,645 --> 01:21:00,581 So your mom, when your mom, when Emma woke... 2117 01:21:00,605 --> 01:21:03,733 She wakes up and... 2118 01:21:03,775 --> 01:21:04,776 I... 2119 01:21:04,818 --> 01:21:06,945 Look... 2120 01:21:06,987 --> 01:21:07,863 She's here. 2121 01:21:07,904 --> 01:21:08,738 She just pulled up. 2122 01:21:08,780 --> 01:21:09,656 I'll be right back. 2123 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:10,574 Everybody wait here. 2124 01:21:10,615 --> 01:21:11,741 Oh, it's fine. 2125 01:21:13,577 --> 01:21:14,411 Mom's here. 2126 01:21:14,452 --> 01:21:15,245 Party begins. 2127 01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:16,287 Yeah. 2128 01:21:21,793 --> 01:21:23,420 - Hi. - Hey. 2129 01:21:23,461 --> 01:21:25,106 I went by the house to pick you up. 2130 01:21:25,130 --> 01:21:27,173 I know. It's a long story. 2131 01:21:27,215 --> 01:21:28,258 I'll tell you later. 2132 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,300 Okay. 2133 01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:33,364 Wendy told me that all our friends and family 2134 01:21:33,388 --> 01:21:34,848 are in there. 2135 01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:39,144 I guess you were right about my dad's big plan. 2136 01:21:40,645 --> 01:21:42,898 I, I, I have to tell you something. 2137 01:21:42,939 --> 01:21:47,736 Um, I, um, I made out with Kelly last night. 2138 01:21:48,778 --> 01:21:51,865 I might have touched her boobs a little. 2139 01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:55,243 - Different Kelly. - Oh. 2140 01:21:55,285 --> 01:21:56,971 But I only did it because I thought that, 2141 01:21:56,995 --> 01:21:58,788 that you slept with Marlon. 2142 01:21:58,830 --> 01:22:00,081 I didn't sleep with Marlon. 2143 01:22:00,123 --> 01:22:01,791 I, I know. 2144 01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:03,752 I, I, I, I know that now. 2145 01:22:03,793 --> 01:22:06,504 Of course you, of course you didn't sleep with Marlon. 2146 01:22:06,546 --> 01:22:07,546 Idiot. 2147 01:22:12,093 --> 01:22:13,345 I'm so sorry. 2148 01:22:13,386 --> 01:22:14,179 Just shut up. 2149 01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:15,220 I love you. 2150 01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:23,605 We really messed things up there, didn't we? 2151 01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:24,981 That was, that was all crazy. 2152 01:22:25,023 --> 01:22:27,275 We saw my parents having group sex. 2153 01:22:28,985 --> 01:22:29,985 It's a metaphor. 2154 01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:33,281 Yeah, at the sex club that we went to. 2155 01:22:33,323 --> 01:22:34,824 That weird room. 2156 01:22:34,866 --> 01:22:36,159 Oh my God, that was so weird. 2157 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:38,244 - The bunny lady. - Yes. 2158 01:22:38,286 --> 01:22:39,329 Those horse guys. 2159 01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:40,455 Oh yeah. 2160 01:22:40,497 --> 01:22:42,582 Oh, by the way, they're, they're here. 2161 01:22:42,624 --> 01:22:44,501 Uh, your dad must have. 2162 01:22:44,542 --> 01:22:45,460 For the love of God. 2163 01:22:45,502 --> 01:22:48,171 Why is no one turning this off? 2164 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:50,382 Do you know where we are? 2165 01:22:50,423 --> 01:22:51,508 Yeah. 2166 01:22:51,549 --> 01:22:52,676 This is the, 2167 01:22:52,717 --> 01:22:54,070 - this is the exact spot. - This is the spot. 2168 01:22:54,094 --> 01:22:55,553 Oh my God. Yeah. 2169 01:22:55,595 --> 01:22:57,639 It was, uh, it was Disco Night. 2170 01:22:57,681 --> 01:22:58,556 Mm-hmm. 2171 01:22:58,598 --> 01:22:59,700 - I was so excited. - You were, 2172 01:22:59,724 --> 01:23:00,868 you were headed back to your cabin, 2173 01:23:00,892 --> 01:23:02,244 - you were walking back. - And then 2174 01:23:02,268 --> 01:23:05,647 you tapped me on the shoulder and I turned around, 2175 01:23:05,689 --> 01:23:08,233 and you leaned in with this confidence that. 2176 01:23:18,785 --> 01:23:21,454 Our teens, 20s. 2177 01:23:21,496 --> 01:23:22,496 God. 2178 01:23:23,581 --> 01:23:25,792 We're not those people anymore. 2179 01:23:26,376 --> 01:23:28,753 No, we're not. 2180 01:23:29,921 --> 01:23:33,133 - Mommy! - Mommy! 2181 01:23:33,174 --> 01:23:35,051 Hey, you guys. 2182 01:23:35,093 --> 01:23:36,803 Oh. 2183 01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:42,433 Hey. 2184 01:23:45,687 --> 01:23:46,646 All right. 2185 01:23:46,688 --> 01:23:47,480 Let's go, let's go. 2186 01:23:47,522 --> 01:23:48,314 Everyone's waiting. 2187 01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:49,899 Come on, you guys. 2188 01:23:49,941 --> 01:23:52,569 Daddy, you should stop saying bad words, 2189 01:23:52,610 --> 01:23:54,988 'cause we could hear everything you say. 2190 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:56,114 Oh dear, that... 2191 01:23:56,156 --> 01:23:56,948 No, that's not... 2192 01:23:56,990 --> 01:23:58,158 That's not good. 2193 01:23:59,284 --> 01:24:00,910 What's a sex club? 2194 01:24:10,003 --> 01:24:14,174 I've got you down to a science. 2195 01:24:14,215 --> 01:24:18,386 But you don't stand a chance. 2196 01:24:18,428 --> 01:24:20,346 You play your tricks, girl. 2197 01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:22,390 You can't deny it. 2198 01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:26,269 But you don't stand a chance. 2199 01:24:29,814 --> 01:24:33,318 You've got to butter me up. 2200 01:24:37,655 --> 01:24:41,910 Don't you hurt my precious ego. 2201 01:24:41,951 --> 01:24:46,122 You know what to do. 2202 01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:49,626 Don't go saying things to be nasty. 2203 01:24:49,667 --> 01:24:51,711 Unless you follow through. 2204 01:24:58,343 --> 01:25:00,678 You've got to butter me up. 2205 01:25:03,223 --> 01:25:07,185 You've got to butter me up. 2206 01:25:07,227 --> 01:25:11,856 You've got to butter me up. 2207 01:25:12,607 --> 01:25:15,652 Butter me up. 2208 01:25:15,693 --> 01:25:18,530 You've got to butter me up. 2209 01:26:01,322 --> 01:26:02,991 Two, three. 2210 01:26:12,792 --> 01:26:15,753 Butter me up. 2211 01:26:15,795 --> 01:26:20,508 You've got to butter me up. 2212 01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:24,220 Butter me up. 2213 01:26:24,262 --> 01:26:28,600 You've got to butter me up. 2214 01:26:29,642 --> 01:26:32,604 Butter me up. 2215 01:26:32,645 --> 01:26:36,733 You've got to butter me up. 2216 01:26:38,151 --> 01:26:40,987 Butter me up. 2217 01:26:41,029 --> 01:26:45,533 You got to butter me up. 2218 01:26:45,575 --> 01:26:49,537 You got to butter me up. 2219 01:26:49,579 --> 01:26:50,830 Shake it, baby girl. 2220 01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:53,958 Butter me up. 2221 01:26:55,043 --> 01:26:57,879 Butter me up. 2222 01:26:57,921 --> 01:26:59,339 Shake it, baby girl. 2223 01:26:59,380 --> 01:27:02,425 Butter me up