1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,722 Well, the jig was up. 2 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:16,391 Devi and Des had been caught rounding second... 3 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:19,728 Des, honey, do you know where my credit card... 4 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:24,482 ...and were now in the dugout waiting to be ejected from the stadium. 5 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,652 See? I know more sports than just tennis. 6 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:28,945 Okay, guys, listen. 7 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:32,449 I know you're both attractive, vivacious young people 8 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:36,953 with growing bodies and needs, but I'm afraid this is a no-go. 9 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,080 Why? I've had girlfriends before. 10 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,708 I get that, honey, but Nalini doesn't allow Devi to date, 11 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,311 and we have to respect her boundaries. 12 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,628 Oh God, look at her face. 13 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,839 This punishment was gonna be stiff. 14 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:49,549 Maybe military school? 15 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:51,051 A year in solitary? 16 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,635 A job in the mines? 17 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,263 You know what? I'm going to allow it. 18 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:57,265 - Huh? - Huh? 19 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:58,975 I'd obviously rather you not date 20 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,311 until you have received an advanced degree of some sort, 21 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,521 but since you insist on disobeying me constantly, 22 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,525 I'm just going to take a win where I can get one. 23 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:07,901 Nalini, what are you saying? 24 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:10,945 Des is far better than the riffraff I've caught my daughter with. 25 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,615 He's a polite Indian boy with a bright future, 26 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:16,034 and aside from this nonsense, 27 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,036 he's actually been a good influence on her. 28 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:19,119 Well... 29 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:24,000 Are you sure? I mean, I wouldn't want you to feel pressured into anything. 30 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,293 Let's give it a try. 31 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:29,172 And as long as you act like respectable young people from good families, 32 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:30,507 I approve. 33 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,966 Hold the damn phone! 34 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:35,386 Is Devi really allowed to have a boyfriend for the first time ever? 35 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:36,805 Holy shit. This kicks ass! 36 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:49,526 So she just said, "Cool, sure, kiss Des all you want"? 37 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,611 Has she had any surgeries recently? 38 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:54,155 My aunt's personality changed after she got her knee replaced. 39 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,532 Turns out she was hooked on oxy. 40 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,158 No, she's totes sober. 41 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,285 Can you believe it? Des and I are free. 42 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,330 So what are you gonna do now that you're out in the open? 43 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:03,998 I have a whole itinerary. 44 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,709 On Friday, he's coming to my orchestra concert with our moms. 45 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:10,255 On Saturday, we're bowling, and Sunday, we're gonna PDA up by the Hollywood sign. 46 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:13,675 Hey, if all goes well, maybe your mom will become as loosey-goosey as Eric's. 47 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:15,593 I heard she lets Rosalia stay the night. 48 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:16,886 Huh. 49 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:23,476 Man! Can't believe Eric lost his virginity before all three of us! 50 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,481 Yeah, um, but why have you not? 51 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:31,605 We've been kinda wondering. I mean, you've been dating Trent for over a year. 52 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,611 Did all those dick taps lead to penis probs? 53 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:36,447 No, I'm actually the holdup. 54 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:41,286 You? But you say words like "sensuelle" and sleep on satin sheets. 55 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,246 You're like the horniest person I know. 56 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:46,541 Thank you, but I'm also a romantique. 57 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:49,586 I don't want my first time to be on Trent's trundle bed 58 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,421 atop bong water stains. 59 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,882 Okay, then what do you want for your first time? 60 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:57,135 Nothing crazy, just to be standing on a windswept moor, 61 00:02:57,218 --> 00:03:00,096 wearing a bodice, when suddenly a caped nobleman appears, 62 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,932 and we make love against the bricks of an old abbey. 63 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,895 Mm-kay. Yeah, very specific. 64 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,063 Maybe you should tell Trent about this fantasy 65 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,399 so he could, like, buy you guys tickets to Scotland. 66 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:15,945 No way. If I have to spell it out for him, it ruins the romance. 67 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,947 Then you may never have sex. 68 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,283 Well, that's a price I'm willing to pay. 69 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,167 Uh, David, love a little help with our experiment here 70 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,003 if you aren't too busy making demented faces into your phone. 71 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:36,466 Sorry, my mom just gave me and Des the okay to officially date. 72 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:37,675 So now my sexy selfies 73 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,987 don't have to include homework questions in them anymore. 74 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,971 Wait. She's letting you date blazer dork? Why? 75 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,348 Because according to her, 76 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:47,393 he was preferable to the other lowlives she's caught me with. No offense. 77 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,562 Hey, I thought your mom and I had a good rapport. 78 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:50,855 Clearly not good enough. 79 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,219 You know what this means, right? 80 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:53,900 Des is a weenie. 81 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,235 Uh... No, he's not. 82 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,588 If your mom's not worried at all about you being with him, 83 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,573 then he's gotta be a real dickless beta. Like a full Ken doll. 84 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:04,244 Okay, you know what? You're just jealous that I'm in a mature relationship, 85 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:07,872 and that you are one TV dinner away from being like my Uncle Aravind. 86 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,457 He's obsessed with the metaverse. 87 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:10,792 Whatever. He sounds cool. 88 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,439 Are you still gonna work the door at my concert for volunteer hours? 89 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:18,567 Yeah, but they stuck me in coat check even though it's springtime in Los Angeles 90 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,301 - and no one wears coats. - Excellent. 91 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,970 Then you'll see us as a couple, 92 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,013 and see that Des isn't dickless at all. 93 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,182 Ew! Why would I see that? 94 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,977 - Okay, you know what I mean. - Oh. 95 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:32,563 All right, my phone's recording. Let's see if baby boy got into college. 96 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,565 Shit, it's not loading. Come on. 97 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:36,234 It's okay. Just breathe. 98 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:37,776 Here it comes. 99 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:39,654 I'm in! 100 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:41,864 Yes! I got into college! 101 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,325 - Yes! - Yeah! 102 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,411 Cal State Long Beach! Oh my God! 103 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:50,540 Congratulations! You get to go to school near one of America's busiest ports! 104 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:51,499 Yeah! 105 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:54,377 And I'm not even worried about the hour-long drive. 106 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,212 Finally ready to give podcasts a try. 107 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,380 Thanks, bro. 108 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:00,758 All right, I guess now we just have to see what ASU said. 109 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:04,804 AS what? What even are those letters? 110 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,639 Arizona State University. 111 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,767 Arizona, as in the state, Arizona? 112 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:13,896 Okay, I just have to click this and... 113 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,692 Oh shit! I got in! 114 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:19,902 Oh my God! 115 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:23,698 - I... I didn't think I could get in there. - I didn't think you'd apply there. 116 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:29,370 So quick question. If you were to attend Arizona State University in Arizona, 117 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:31,789 would you commute or... 118 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:36,169 Uh, to Arizona? No, I'd... I'd have to move. 119 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,254 Well, it's a good thing that's your second choice. 120 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,049 Congrats, buddy. 121 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,342 Wow! 122 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:47,305 Here it was, Devi's grand debut as a girlf. 123 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:51,017 For the first time, Devi could experience teen romance 124 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,479 without the fear of bringing shame upon her family. 125 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:58,107 Okay, Devi. Have a wonderful time, okay? 126 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,443 Should we find some seats before the good ones are taken? 127 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:02,612 Yes, let's do that. You knock 'em dead, kiddo. 128 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,947 - I'll be right there. - Mmm. 129 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:10,620 Hey. This is going kinda well. Did you see your mom give me a hug in the parking lot? 130 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,246 I did. She likes you. 131 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:15,041 Yeah, and that is such a relief because, 132 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:16,833 you know, 133 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:18,753 I really like you. 134 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:21,798 Des, are you being, like, hella cute right now? 135 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:25,510 I like to think of it as "cute sexy," but call it what you will. 136 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:34,185 - Kill it up there. See you after? - Mm-hmm. 137 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:40,441 Okay, actors, that rehearsal was mediocre at best, 138 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,734 disgusting at worst. 139 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:44,654 Please be better prepared for our dress rehearsal in two weeks. 140 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,989 Make an appointment with Jonah for your costume fitting. 141 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,113 And once I have your measurements, no one's allowed to gain or lose an ounce. 142 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:53,496 That is very dicey legal territory, Jonah. Please do not. 143 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,671 Hey, Eleanor, you got a minute? 144 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:05,425 Sure, but you should know that I'm still 35% in character from rehearsal. 145 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,509 That's fine. 146 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:09,345 So listen, I've been thinking, and I really want to go to ASU 147 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,222 and not just because everyone there's hot. 148 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:12,890 That's only half the reason. 149 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:16,018 I also think it would just be good for me to go somewhere new, you know, 150 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,228 but I need you... 151 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:19,480 To help you tell Trent because he's gonna freak? 152 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,941 - Yeah. - Yeah, I can do that. 153 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:25,194 - When do you want to talk to him? - Uh... Now? 154 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,278 What? 155 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:28,698 Trent, come in. 156 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:33,953 Where is everyone? I thought you said I won Student of the Month. 157 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:35,163 I lied, Trent. 158 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,956 There is no Student of the Month here, 159 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:39,417 and honestly, if there were, you would not get it. 160 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,835 You're very bad at school. 161 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:42,586 Fair enough. 162 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:43,963 So what is this? 163 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:54,891 I wanted to tell you that I accepted a spot at ASU. 164 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:58,561 So I am moving to Arizona next year. 165 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,229 Ah... 166 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:12,492 You guys can't smooth this betrayal over with tasty little squirmies! 167 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:13,409 I'm pissed! 168 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,577 It's not a betrayal. 169 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:15,828 Yes, it is! 170 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:18,289 What about the band that we were gonna start, 171 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,707 or the men's flip-flop line, 172 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:21,375 or the cool taco truck idea 173 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,628 where the meat's on the outside of the tortillas? 174 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:26,047 I never agreed to any of those, man. 175 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:28,508 Yeah, well, I never agreed to have a suck-ass friend. 176 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:30,092 See you never. 177 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:32,260 Dude... 178 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,353 What's that? 179 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:44,023 A protein bar. Sorry, I didn't get a chance to eat before I got here. 180 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:46,692 Okay, that's no reason to ingest poison. 181 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:50,780 I mean, it is a little processed, but it's not poison. 182 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:54,575 Processed and poison are synonyms. You know that. We've talked about this. 183 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,995 Hold on. I think I might have something you can nosh on. Oh, here we go. 184 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,791 Some organic seed mix. Mmm? 185 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,645 Good evening. 186 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:08,464 Welcome to the Sherman Oaks High School Spring Orchestra concert. 187 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,759 It's actually been two years since our last spring concert, 188 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,928 because as you may remember, 189 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:17,223 I was a contestant on Survivor last spring. 190 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,726 If I had a chance to do it again, I would make less enemies. 191 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,898 In all the excitement about Devi's new boyfriend, 192 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,402 she'd forgotten that this was her first orchestra concert 193 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:31,279 since the orchestra concert. 194 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,074 Mohan? 195 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,784 Is he okay? Is he okay? 196 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:41,247 Okay. Now, before I bring out the entire Cricket orchestra, 197 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:45,251 please welcome our fabulous Senior String Quartet. 198 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:48,296 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 199 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,928 Oh my God, Devi! Are you okay? 200 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,348 I... I saw my dad in the audience. 201 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:02,684 What? 202 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,063 I... I saw my dad in the audience. 203 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:10,192 Okay. Okay. Let's just take some deep breaths, okay? 204 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,362 Inhale. 205 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,446 Hold it. 206 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,866 Exhale. 207 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,659 Good. Let's do another one. 208 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,411 Inhale. 209 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:23,497 Exhale. 210 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,043 Better? 211 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,461 Mm-hmm. 212 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,630 Okay. Good. 213 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,924 I'm so sorry. I feel embarrassed. 214 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,843 No, no, no. Don't be. 215 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,762 I am here for you, okay, honey? 216 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,806 Now just tell me what happened. 217 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:44,477 I don't know. I've been doing really well recently. 218 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,313 And then I just saw him. 219 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,651 Oh, honey, you had a real scare tonight. 220 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,321 Grief is strange. It comes in waves, 221 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:58,574 and all you can do is feel your feelings and just move through it. 222 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:04,163 But also remember, grief is an expression of love. 223 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,125 This happened because of how much you love your dad, 224 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,461 and he loved you so much too. 225 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:15,467 Now if you don't want to play, you don't have to. 226 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:16,967 I am happy to take you home... 227 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,469 No, I'm okay. 228 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,179 I want to. 229 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,641 Thank you so much, Rhyah. 230 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:25,266 Bring it in. 231 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,162 Devi overcame her orchestra-centric PTSD 232 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,833 with the help of, let's be honest, basically her mother-in-law. 233 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,335 As she played the shit out of Liszt, 234 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,921 she felt like nothing could bring her down. 235 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,894 Okay, before Nalini comes out with Devi, we need to talk. 236 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,772 - I'm not sure about you two dating. - What? Why? 237 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,442 Because, honey, I don't think Devi is right for you. 238 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,987 Don't get me wrong, she's a wonderful girl, but... 239 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:21,323 ...earlier tonight, I found her on the bathroom floor hysterical. 240 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,493 She said she saw her dead father in the audience. 241 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,995 Oh my God. Is she okay? 242 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:30,249 She's fine. But, honey, that girl has a lot of problems. 243 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,167 Excuse me. 244 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:33,961 Sorry, ma'am. 245 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,838 You're overreacting. It's fine. 246 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,716 It's not fine. You are too young to have to deal with all of that. 247 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,178 I want you to end things, and I'm not gonna change my mind. 248 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,435 Hi. 249 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,520 You were absolutely amazing. 250 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:55,149 Thank you, Rhyah. And thanks for earlier too. 251 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,653 So should we go somewhere for dessert? Harpist's treat. 252 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,906 Or actually, harpist's mom's treat. 253 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:05,409 Yes, fine. It would be my pleasure. 254 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,788 Oh, I wish, but we should really head home. 255 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,873 Thank you, though, for such a wonderful night. 256 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,036 - Meet you in the car, kanna. - Yeah. 257 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,629 So, see you tomorrow for bowling? 258 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,841 Actually, I just remembered I have a huge paper due on Monday. 259 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,426 So I... I need the weekend. 260 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,887 That's cool. How's next week? 261 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,556 Sure. 262 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,851 - You really were great. - Mmm. 263 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,029 The concert had been a wild success. 264 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:45,491 Devi faced her trauma, her mom was happily Team Des, 265 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,618 and she spanked her harp solo. 266 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:51,664 So it must be in her head that Des had felt a little distant all week. 267 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,917 Hey, it's been a minute. Wanna hang this weekend? 268 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,419 You know what? 269 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,524 I forgot to tell you I'm going to Stanford this weekend to scope out housing. 270 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,799 Text you when I get back. 271 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,760 Hey, David, do you have a minute? 272 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,137 I only need 30 seconds. 273 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,557 Sweatshirt's crazy, pants too small, babyGap shoes. 274 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,016 Great, sick burns. 275 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,602 Listen, I actually need to talk to you about something serious. 276 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,735 At the concert, I overheard Des's mom tell him that he has to break up with you. 277 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,655 What? That's impossible. Rhyah loves me. 278 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,950 She said you have a lot of problems and that he needed to end it. 279 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,450 I'm really sorry. 280 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:35,875 Well, then I guess you misunderstood because Des didn't break up with me. 281 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,419 So, he's been totally normal since then? 282 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:41,922 Well, actually, I haven't seen him, but that's only because he's busy. 283 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:45,050 - Right. He's pulling a slow fade. - It's not a slow fade. 284 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,469 Right. Right, right. He's just fading away very slowly. 285 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,762 You know what, Ben? 286 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,140 You've been throwing digs at Des since you met him. 287 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,451 You're just jealous because you're lonely, and miserable, 288 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,620 and you want everyone else to be as unhappy as you are. 289 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:58,439 So, guess what? Here's a quick fade. Buh-bye! 290 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,449 Hey there, buddy. Haven't heard from you all week. 291 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:09,532 How you doin'? 292 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,496 I know it's a shock about Paxton. 293 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,916 I can tell you're upset by your stress carving. 294 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,459 I'm not upset. 295 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,253 I always carve a tombstone with Traxton written on it. 296 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,089 Trent, I'm your girlfriend. 297 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,173 Talk to me. 298 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,636 I just don't understand why everyone always has to leave. 299 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,262 First, my dad goes to Napa, 300 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,641 and then my pet rat goes to the rat trap that my mom set, and now Paxton? 301 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,518 But you and Paxton will always be friends. 302 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,479 You have to let him go. 303 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,648 Good friends don't hold each other back. 304 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,399 Oh, so you're on his side. 305 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,568 Great. Why don't you go to Arizona too? 306 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,820 Enjoy not having daylight savings time. 307 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,907 You know what, Trent? Grow up! 308 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,242 Something great happened to your best friend, 309 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,827 and you're being selfish. 310 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:59,333 And frankly, this energy is very unsexy to me, and I'm walking away now. 311 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:06,090 The next day, Ben's voice was still buzzing in Devi's ear. 312 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,717 Ben's full of shit. Right? Des is just busy. 313 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,521 He's literally up in Stanford right now making sure he doesn't end up 314 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,873 in the dry dorm with the Mormons. 315 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,599 Yeah. Forget Ben. You and Des are perfect. 316 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,559 He's probably up in Palo Alto 317 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,646 bragging about his hot girlfriend to the residence hall staff. 318 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,732 - Yeah. - I think he's getting coffee on Ventura. 319 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,818 - What? - Okay, so... 320 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,278 I so happened to stumble upon Addison's Insta, 321 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,962 not that I look at it a lot or anything, 322 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,116 but they just went live from Dark Roast, 323 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,785 and you can see Des in the reflection of their sunglasses. 324 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,622 What the hell? 325 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:44,253 Hey! How's Stanford going? Send a pic! 326 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,383 It's beautiful here! I love the architecture. 327 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:52,261 Oh my God, what an asshole. We have to confront him! 328 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,014 I wish I could, but if I miss my costume fitting, 329 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,517 Jonah will dress me in gasoline-soaked rags. His words. 330 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,937 I'll come with you, and not just because Addison's there, 331 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,063 because I'm a good friend. 332 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:13,032 Well, well, well. I heard that Stanford had a sprawling campus, 333 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,410 but I didn't realize that it reached all the way down to Southern California! 334 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,536 Devi, I can explain. 335 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,789 Explain what? That you and your mom decided to break up with me, 336 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,291 but you didn't want to let me know? 337 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,335 Yeah, you had a pretty public conversation at my school, 338 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,212 and I got eyes everywhere. 339 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,923 Devi, I'm sorry I lied to you. I... 340 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,319 I just didn't know what to do. I mean, I really don't want to break up... 341 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,804 - Then don't! - I can't go against her. She's my mom! 342 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,849 I go against my mom, like, 40 times a day. It's fine. 343 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,935 Look, Devi, you're cool and all, 344 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,022 but, like, dating you isn't worth pissing off my mom. 345 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,776 I mean, she still pays for my phone. 346 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,157 Devi! 347 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,952 Devi Vishwakumar, come with me. 348 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,417 - Come on. - See ya. 349 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,464 Seat taken? 350 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,643 Hey, bro, what's up? 351 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,477 Nothing. 352 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:28,065 Okay. Anything you want to talk about? 353 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:34,238 I just wanted to say that I'm cool with you going to Arizona 354 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,364 on one condition. 355 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:36,865 What's that? 356 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,992 You're not allowed to make a new... 357 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,620 ...best friend there. 358 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,455 Dude... 359 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,588 Never. No one can take your place, bro. 360 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,006 You're my number one boy. 361 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,050 Bring it in, my sweet prince. 362 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,302 Yeah! 363 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,514 Guess I'll need some Mentos to remember you by. 364 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,517 - I think you mean mementos. - Oh! 365 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,980 That's my warming jacket for swimming. 366 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,815 Signature Paxton. 367 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:10,941 Looks good. 368 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,068 Oh, sick! 369 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,570 - I'll take these too. - Okay. 370 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,573 Oh, I suppose I should leave you with something of mine. 371 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,409 No, you don't have to do that, man. It's fine... 372 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,332 Thanks, man. 373 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,918 Look, you know I'll come back to visit a lot, right? 374 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,378 You and I will always be friends. 375 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,506 Yeah, Eleanor said the same thing. 376 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,800 She's really dope. Don't mess that up. 377 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:46,185 Hi, Nal. We have a little bit of a situation. 378 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:50,647 I just witnessed Devi throw coffee directly into my son's face. 379 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,107 Uh, it was iced coffee. 380 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,403 Still, I think it's best we pump the brakes on this relationship. 381 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,071 As much as I love Devi... 382 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,115 You don't love me. 383 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,575 I heard what you said. 384 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:05,787 She told Des to break up with me because I "had a lot of problems." 385 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:06,872 You did? 386 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,499 - I never said that, all I said... - Mom. 387 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,292 Just admit it. 388 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:16,089 Okay. Yes, I suggested that Des end things, 389 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,509 but I was just thinking of what's best for both of our kids. 390 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:23,347 Do you really think Devi is a danger to your son? 391 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,307 Well, she did throw coffee in his face. 392 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,683 Iced coffee. 393 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,811 Look, Nal, I appreciate what you and Devi have been through, 394 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,397 but you said it yourself, his future is so bright. 395 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,986 I don't want anything to get in the way of that. 396 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,318 Rhyah, 397 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,947 how dare you come to my house and talk about my daughter this way? 398 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,991 Devi does not have problems. 399 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,535 She's just been through something unimaginable 400 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:50,207 that would break someone as flimsy as you in an instant, and she has persevered. 401 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,043 How can you talk to me like that, Nalini? 402 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,629 I mean, I have been such a great friend to you. 403 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,547 You don't think of me as a friend. 404 00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:01,385 You think of me as a project that you can, uh, feed seeds to. 405 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,761 Fine. If that's how you feel, 406 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:05,764 then I guess I'll take someone else to Jessica Alba's baby food tasting. 407 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,976 Fantastic. Now, if you'll excuse me, 408 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,354 I need to eat a bag of heavily processed Bugle chips. 409 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,313 Wow! 410 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,154 I really am sorry. 411 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:23,572 Me too. 412 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:43,135 Devi, you okay? 413 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,347 Mm-hmm. 414 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,393 Thanks for ripping Rhyah a new one. 415 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,644 She deserved it. 416 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:58,108 Listen, I'm really sorry about Des. I know you were excited about that. 417 00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,359 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 418 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:04,531 I actually thought for a second that I was gonna be able to live a normal life, 419 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,908 but I guess I'm too much of a freak for that. 420 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,703 You're not a freak. Don't listen to a word of what Rhyah said. 421 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:12,789 Mom, she's not completely wrong, you know. 422 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,125 I am kind of a lot. 423 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,794 Before the concert... 424 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,256 ...I thought I saw Dad in the audience. 425 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,303 That's okay. I see him everywhere. 426 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:30,515 Once I thought I saw him cut me off in traffic, and I followed that man home. 427 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,059 Damn. 428 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,519 Um... 429 00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:43,320 What if, um... 430 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:48,408 What if nobody ever loves me because I'm always too much? 431 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,452 Oh, Devi. 432 00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:53,538 Listen to me. 433 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:57,626 You're never too much, and you're always enough. 434 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:03,090 And one day, you will find someone who loves you exactly as you are, 435 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:04,674 just like I do. 436 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,057 I love you too, Mom. 437 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,146 Now, come downstairs, 438 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,691 and we can watch our Property Brothers install a waterfall island. 439 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,277 Okay. 440 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:45,507 So, has your back always been shaped this way? 441 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,009 Why? Is it deformed? 442 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,093 No! 443 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:54,015 Your back is perfect. Just like the rest of you. 444 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:55,851 - Damn! - Damn! 445 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:59,438 Eleanor, forgive me for I have been a dick or whatever. 446 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,690 You were right about Paxton. 447 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,025 If you love something, let it go to Arizona. 448 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,610 Oh, that's beautiful. 449 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,320 I can say goodbye to Paxton 450 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,824 because everything I need is right here. 451 00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:13,702 Jonah, you better start working on a new bodice 452 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,829 because this one's about to get shredded. 453 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,374 Jesus, can't you wait two minutes? 454 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:39,019 No, seriously, at one point, we were growling at each other. 455 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,145 What? 456 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,147 El, I am so happy for you. 457 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,649 I just can't believe you did it in the drama room. 458 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,610 I mean, it shouldn't be that shocking. 459 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,528 I've done some of my best work there. 460 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:51,656 But also, I know you're nursing a broken heart, Devi. 461 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,740 - And we don't have to talk about it. - Of course, we have to talk about it. 462 00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:57,138 This is like the biggest news our friend group has ever had. 463 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,789 People say your first time is supposed to be awkward, 464 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,251 but we were perfectly in sync like a nude pair's ice-skating team. 465 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,421 It's also crazy that you lost your virginity standing up. 466 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:11,259 It honestly felt so natural for us. I can't imagine ever lying down. 467 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,304 Uh, hey, guys, I have to take care of something. 468 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:15,847 - Find you later? - Yeah. 469 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,725 How do you have sex standing up? 470 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:21,686 Uh, hey. 471 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,856 Wait, are you drawing? 472 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,901 Yeah, if you must know, I do it to relieve my stress. 473 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:29,402 Is there something you need? 474 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,571 I'm really sorry about what I said. 475 00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:35,075 You were right. Des broke up with me. 476 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:37,701 Sorry to hear that. 477 00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:40,705 Uh, listen, I don't think you're miserable. 478 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,999 You're more like a lovable crank. 479 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:46,002 - This apology's really bad. - Mm-hmm. Yeah, sorry. 480 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:49,756 Look, I just lashed out at you because I was embarrassed. 481 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:53,760 I could tell I was headed towards yet another massive romantic failure. 482 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,098 It's okay. If it's any consolation, I think you dodged a bullet. 483 00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:00,433 - Moms like that only get worse with time. - Hmm. 484 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:04,896 Well, when I die a virgin, tell people it wasn't for lack of trying. 485 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,273 You're not gonna die a virgin. 486 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,316 Mmm, I don't know, man. It's not looking good. 487 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,170 If you're still a virgin on your deathbed, I'll come have sex with you. 488 00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:13,280 - Oh, really? You'd do that? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 489 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:16,157 Even if I'm an old bag of bones with milky eyes and no teeth? 490 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:19,244 Yeah, sure, but don't be alarmed if I still look great. 491 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:20,620 Men age better. 492 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,706 Here, good for one free boink. 493 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:27,043 Great. Yeah, this definitely makes me feel less pathetic. 494 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,712 Mmm. You're welcome. 495 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:31,381 What you drawing? Is that a cactus? 496 00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:33,967 What? No! It's... It's Eric. 497 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,764 Although Devi had weathered the humiliation 498 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,975 of being dumped by her boyfriend's mom, 499 00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:43,602 she knew she'd be okay. 500 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:47,188 She would find love again. She just had to look to the future. 501 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,149 - Yo. Guess what? - Mmm? 502 00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:50,525 I'm going to ASU. 503 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,068 - Oh my God, really? - Wow! 504 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,279 Or maybe to the past. 505 00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:56,781 XOXO, John McEnroe. 506 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:06,207 ♪ I don't wanna go to the party ♪ 507 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,377 ♪ I just wanna see your face ♪ 508 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:14,799 ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 509 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:19,846 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 510 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:34,444 ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 511 00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:37,405 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪