1 00:00:54,613 --> 00:00:56,615 If you open the door that separates us 2 00:00:56,649 --> 00:00:59,518 from our creator. 3 00:00:59,551 --> 00:01:01,286 A false god in the sky. 4 00:01:01,754 --> 00:01:04,222 But you need no doors to find God. 5 00:01:05,457 --> 00:01:09,796 If you believe my dear, Elizabetta, you're not of sane mind. 6 00:01:10,930 --> 00:01:14,232 Can you look around this world and believe in the goodness 7 00:01:14,266 --> 00:01:15,702 of a God, 8 00:01:15,735 --> 00:01:18,236 when all he shows us is pain. 9 00:01:20,907 --> 00:01:24,677 Famine, pestilence, greed, war, disease, and death. 10 00:01:25,712 --> 00:01:27,847 They only rule this world. 11 00:01:28,715 --> 00:01:31,483 There's also love and life and hope. 12 00:01:31,516 --> 00:01:33,385 Very little hope, I assure you. 13 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:38,891 Now, if a God of love and life ever did co-exist 14 00:01:38,925 --> 00:01:40,660 with his fellow man, 15 00:01:40,693 --> 00:01:41,961 he is long since dead. 16 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:47,499 Someone, some beast, rules in this place. 17 00:01:47,532 --> 00:01:49,501 A false prophet in the sky. 18 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,274 This is Chilly Billy. 19 00:01:56,308 --> 00:02:01,613 It's station 66.6 FM. 20 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:08,587 Ghouls, werewolves, vampires, ghosties with the mosties. 21 00:02:08,888 --> 00:02:11,724 It's Halloween, or as we like to call it, 22 00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:14,459 Hell Hollows Eve. 23 00:02:18,765 --> 00:02:21,801 Up next for the ghoulies and ghosties and hosties 24 00:02:21,834 --> 00:02:23,803 with the mosties we've got all your favorites 25 00:02:23,836 --> 00:02:26,505 that go bump in the night. 26 00:02:35,882 --> 00:02:38,316 We've got a few new stories and we'll be taking 27 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:40,653 requests from some loyal listeners. 28 00:02:40,686 --> 00:02:45,057 So buckle up because unlike some we'll be right back. 29 00:03:30,569 --> 00:03:31,671 Fuck! Fuck! 30 00:04:33,833 --> 00:04:34,834 Hey guys. 31 00:04:34,867 --> 00:04:35,768 - Hey. - Hey. 32 00:04:35,801 --> 00:04:37,036 - Hey. - Hey. 33 00:04:42,909 --> 00:04:44,043 You guys ready for tonight? 34 00:04:44,744 --> 00:04:45,744 Heck yeah. 35 00:04:45,912 --> 00:04:49,581 I spent all of my babysitting money on this costume. 36 00:04:50,482 --> 00:04:51,751 This is going to be awesome. 37 00:04:56,689 --> 00:04:58,490 You need any help? 38 00:05:20,046 --> 00:05:21,747 What do you think you're doing? 39 00:05:21,781 --> 00:05:22,815 Nothing. 40 00:05:22,848 --> 00:05:24,650 Remember what happened last year? 41 00:05:26,919 --> 00:05:28,453 We can't go through that again. 42 00:05:31,257 --> 00:05:33,159 Does anybody remember where I put my helmet? 43 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,994 I'm almost finished. 44 00:05:40,232 --> 00:05:42,101 We gotta be on the lookout for bullies too. 45 00:05:43,169 --> 00:05:44,502 Speak of the devil. 46 00:05:52,812 --> 00:05:54,914 Hey kid, get off our turf. 47 00:05:55,448 --> 00:05:57,650 Leave my tree house alone, jerk. 48 00:06:02,088 --> 00:06:04,824 Hey, I just made those. 49 00:06:05,091 --> 00:06:06,491 Your club's stupid. 50 00:06:06,859 --> 00:06:08,560 I'm telling your mom. 51 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,848 Hey guys, guess what I got? 52 00:06:30,582 --> 00:06:32,550 - All right. - Nice. 53 00:06:44,997 --> 00:06:46,298 Uh-oh. 54 00:06:49,335 --> 00:06:50,535 I gotta go. 55 00:06:50,736 --> 00:06:51,771 Go? 56 00:06:52,271 --> 00:06:53,873 Why? It's not even late yet. 57 00:06:54,340 --> 00:06:56,809 10 missed calls from my stepdad is why. 58 00:06:58,778 --> 00:07:01,013 Not tonight, it's Halloween. 59 00:07:02,782 --> 00:07:04,150 Let me go home and check in. 60 00:07:04,183 --> 00:07:05,351 Maybe that'll calm him down 61 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:07,119 and I can catch up with you guys. 62 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:08,954 You want us to walk with you? 63 00:07:09,288 --> 00:07:10,689 We can wait outside your door. 64 00:07:11,090 --> 00:07:12,557 No, it'll be okay. 65 00:07:13,692 --> 00:07:15,795 Go have fun and save some candy for me. 66 00:07:16,629 --> 00:07:17,763 Be safe. 67 00:07:17,797 --> 00:07:19,331 - Group hug. - Group hug. 68 00:07:24,937 --> 00:07:26,639 Hey, call us if you need us. 69 00:07:41,487 --> 00:07:43,355 - Trick or treat? - Trick or treat? 70 00:07:44,723 --> 00:07:46,725 - Trick or treat? - Trick or treat? 71 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:48,794 Trick or treat? 72 00:07:50,663 --> 00:07:51,964 Trick or treat? 73 00:07:51,997 --> 00:07:53,265 Stupid tree house club. 74 00:08:15,087 --> 00:08:16,288 This house is cheap. 75 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:18,991 Ugh, can't eat those. 76 00:08:20,793 --> 00:08:21,794 Can't eat that. 77 00:08:22,795 --> 00:08:23,829 Are you kidding? 78 00:08:41,981 --> 00:08:42,982 This sucks. 79 00:10:46,071 --> 00:10:47,940 Happy Halloween. 80 00:10:47,973 --> 00:10:49,241 Happy Halloween. 81 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,268 Kyra, get in the truck. 82 00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:28,514 You're grounded. 83 00:11:29,548 --> 00:11:30,548 For what? 84 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:33,852 Sneaking off and causing more destruction I gotta pay for. 85 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,055 You and that God-damn tree house. 86 00:11:37,022 --> 00:11:38,590 I swear it, I'll burn it down 87 00:11:38,624 --> 00:11:40,092 if you ever go there again. 88 00:11:40,727 --> 00:11:42,428 But everyone is out tonight. 89 00:11:43,095 --> 00:11:45,464 We were just going to get some candy. 90 00:11:46,965 --> 00:11:48,067 I'll take this too. 91 00:11:48,768 --> 00:11:51,403 No sense in paying for something you won't answer. 92 00:12:01,914 --> 00:12:04,049 What a no-good, sorry excuse for a holiday. 93 00:12:12,324 --> 00:12:13,392 Your room. 94 00:12:13,693 --> 00:12:14,927 Now! 95 00:12:15,494 --> 00:12:16,962 This is so unfair. 96 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:19,264 What'd you say girl? 97 00:12:26,004 --> 00:12:27,573 Please just let me go out tonight. 98 00:12:28,374 --> 00:12:30,476 It was her favorite night of the year. 99 00:12:38,651 --> 00:12:40,152 Not any more. 100 00:13:32,304 --> 00:13:33,405 Right, hit him in the head. 101 00:13:33,439 --> 00:13:35,307 Right between the eyes. 102 00:13:49,388 --> 00:13:51,691 Trick or treat? 103 00:16:45,597 --> 00:16:47,232 You did it again, didn't you? 104 00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:51,470 What kind of twisted demons did you create this time? 105 00:16:55,675 --> 00:16:56,943 Dad, please. 106 00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:58,276 Dad, no, please. 107 00:16:58,745 --> 00:17:00,245 After all I've done for you, girl. 108 00:17:00,512 --> 00:17:02,882 Good thing your mother isn't here to see what you've become. 109 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:05,617 Dad, please, no. 110 00:17:08,888 --> 00:17:10,222 No! 111 00:18:06,578 --> 00:18:09,816 Your soul is mine forever. 112 00:19:50,883 --> 00:19:54,654 We're back in five, four, three. 113 00:19:56,656 --> 00:19:59,558 Woo, kiddies, we are just getting started. 114 00:19:59,591 --> 00:20:02,460 But it's not always the young ones that are being naughty, 115 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,595 is it Paul? 116 00:20:04,462 --> 00:20:05,698 Nope. 117 00:20:05,731 --> 00:20:08,034 We got some grownups that ain't never learned. 118 00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:10,803 Until they did. 119 00:20:38,965 --> 00:20:43,568 Tasty treat coming right up. 120 00:21:07,927 --> 00:21:08,995 Trick or treat? 121 00:21:10,129 --> 00:21:12,865 Well, now who are you? 122 00:21:13,366 --> 00:21:14,967 I'm Little Red Riding Hood. 123 00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:17,003 Oh, adorable. 124 00:21:17,535 --> 00:21:18,971 Well here, here's some candy. 125 00:21:19,171 --> 00:21:20,538 There you go. 126 00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:22,875 Wait a minute. 127 00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:25,778 Would you or your mother want a cupcake? 128 00:21:25,811 --> 00:21:27,647 Are they gluten-free or vegan? 129 00:21:30,049 --> 00:21:32,718 Well of course they are. 130 00:21:32,752 --> 00:21:34,921 Of course. Wait, hold on. 131 00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:36,923 Here you go. 132 00:21:37,356 --> 00:21:40,492 I'm good but sure my mom will love one. 133 00:21:40,525 --> 00:21:42,594 They are very sweet and yummy. 134 00:21:42,895 --> 00:21:45,231 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 135 00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:47,066 You are so polite. 136 00:23:09,648 --> 00:23:13,719 You're kind of old to be trick or treating, aren't you? 137 00:23:45,351 --> 00:23:46,852 It's not burned. 138 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:49,855 What the fuck did you do to me? 139 00:23:55,027 --> 00:23:57,329 Say hello to death you motherfucker. 140 00:24:03,302 --> 00:24:05,204 Die! 141 00:24:56,388 --> 00:24:58,724 What a nasty way to go, Paul. 142 00:24:59,558 --> 00:25:03,362 Locals say that Grimsley was never heard from again. 143 00:25:04,430 --> 00:25:07,833 Some say that he moved away, but we know better. 144 00:25:08,367 --> 00:25:13,239 What a reminder, however, to check those chocolates 145 00:25:13,873 --> 00:25:17,843 because you never know what tricks are in your treats. 146 00:25:19,845 --> 00:25:21,356 And how do you not check the chocolates 147 00:25:21,380 --> 00:25:22,715 in the first place, man? 148 00:25:23,149 --> 00:25:24,717 I don't know, shitty parenting? 149 00:25:25,751 --> 00:25:27,052 Super shitty. 150 00:25:28,154 --> 00:25:29,455 - Paul? - Yeah. 151 00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:31,056 Do you like clowns? 152 00:25:31,090 --> 00:25:33,392 Dude, I fucking hate clowns. 153 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:05,558 Yo, trolls? 154 00:26:05,591 --> 00:26:08,494 Man, you still got any fuel left for this party? 155 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:09,862 I got it. 156 00:26:09,895 --> 00:26:10,963 Can I cash value? 157 00:26:11,497 --> 00:26:12,765 Sure, bro. 158 00:26:13,899 --> 00:26:15,034 You're a good dude, man. 159 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:18,938 Don't eat that. Don't. 160 00:26:19,338 --> 00:26:21,040 - Okay, I won't. - Good evening, ladies. 161 00:26:24,944 --> 00:26:26,145 No, don't eat that. Don't. 162 00:26:26,178 --> 00:26:27,298 I'm gonna need some of that. 163 00:26:28,914 --> 00:26:30,474 You know this is a costume party, right? 164 00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:31,917 Yeah. 165 00:26:32,184 --> 00:26:34,353 So what are you supposed to be? 166 00:26:35,321 --> 00:26:36,922 She's a cop, right? 167 00:26:37,289 --> 00:26:39,291 Don't you cops need bad guys to chase? 168 00:26:43,462 --> 00:26:44,530 Oh that was funny. 169 00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:46,065 I thought it was funny. I'm sorry. 170 00:26:46,098 --> 00:26:47,733 You're drunk. 171 00:27:02,514 --> 00:27:03,782 Fascinating, huh? 172 00:27:07,052 --> 00:27:08,320 What? 173 00:27:10,956 --> 00:27:12,324 I got a cure for that ailment. 174 00:27:12,726 --> 00:27:14,193 I'm not sure if I follow. 175 00:27:14,226 --> 00:27:16,262 However I'm probably not interested. 176 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:21,267 Well, if you change your mind I've got a love letter 177 00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:22,434 with your name on it. 178 00:27:24,303 --> 00:27:27,106 Take two, call me in the morning. 179 00:27:28,374 --> 00:27:29,475 First one's on me. 180 00:27:30,442 --> 00:27:32,011 Have fun. 181 00:27:32,044 --> 00:27:33,245 Will do. 182 00:27:51,997 --> 00:27:53,532 Trick or treat? 183 00:27:56,068 --> 00:27:58,537 Oh, hey baby, you ever play red light, green light? 184 00:28:00,105 --> 00:28:01,540 I can go green all night long. 185 00:28:02,574 --> 00:28:03,575 Hey man. 186 00:28:03,609 --> 00:28:04,977 How's the party going, man? 187 00:28:07,146 --> 00:28:08,480 I gotta drop this off. 188 00:28:08,514 --> 00:28:09,815 I gotta dip. 189 00:28:13,452 --> 00:28:14,553 Go. 190 00:28:14,953 --> 00:28:16,488 Thanks, man. Thanks 191 00:28:16,522 --> 00:28:18,362 I need a little something to take the edge off. 192 00:28:18,390 --> 00:28:19,258 You know what I mean? 193 00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:20,859 Look, man, I'm cool with a lot of shit 194 00:28:20,893 --> 00:28:22,261 but I don't need any details. 195 00:28:22,294 --> 00:28:24,163 And you didn't get that from me. 196 00:28:25,931 --> 00:28:27,433 Get the fuck out of here. 197 00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:33,906 Watch it and keep your hands to yourself. 198 00:28:35,274 --> 00:28:37,543 That's right, I ran into you two. 199 00:28:37,777 --> 00:28:39,011 - Yeah. - Yeah. 200 00:28:39,978 --> 00:28:41,480 Want me to make it up to you? 201 00:28:41,847 --> 00:28:43,449 I've got the really good candy. 202 00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:45,484 If y'all want one on the house? 203 00:28:47,286 --> 00:28:49,221 I understand if it's not your thing. 204 00:28:50,155 --> 00:28:52,659 This is pure shit and really expensive, 205 00:28:52,692 --> 00:28:55,427 mostly for celebrities at festivals and whatnot. 206 00:29:02,434 --> 00:29:03,902 Bottoms up. 207 00:29:05,705 --> 00:29:06,939 Thanks, loser. 208 00:29:10,442 --> 00:29:11,610 Later, skanks. 209 00:29:18,016 --> 00:29:19,284 - Sup? - Sup? 210 00:29:19,518 --> 00:29:20,519 - Hey. - Hey. 211 00:29:32,097 --> 00:29:33,633 You're listening to Chilly Billy 212 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,969 on Psychotronic FM. 213 00:29:38,237 --> 00:29:40,539 666 FM. 214 00:29:42,742 --> 00:29:46,345 Ghouls, werewolves, vampires, 215 00:29:47,346 --> 00:29:49,014 ghosties with the mosties. 216 00:29:49,415 --> 00:29:54,987 It's Halloween, or as we like to call it, Hell Hallows Eve. 217 00:29:56,656 --> 00:29:58,390 Can you dig it? 218 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:48,842 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 219 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:50,677 - Oh, hey bro. - What's good, baby? 220 00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:51,678 You got the blue candy? 221 00:30:51,711 --> 00:30:53,680 Ah, you want some of that trippy dippy? 222 00:30:53,713 --> 00:30:55,414 - That's right. - I got that for you. 223 00:30:55,447 --> 00:30:56,649 Have fun. 224 00:31:12,464 --> 00:31:14,032 Fun night? 225 00:31:25,077 --> 00:31:26,512 I'd ask you the same thing 226 00:31:26,779 --> 00:31:28,480 if I didn't already know the answer. 227 00:31:31,617 --> 00:31:37,356 See, honey, that is why you are not my boyfriend. 228 00:31:43,128 --> 00:31:44,329 You're welcome. 229 00:32:00,112 --> 00:32:03,582 All right, this place is a real fucking shit hole. 230 00:32:12,659 --> 00:32:14,092 You look like shit. 231 00:33:17,222 --> 00:33:18,390 What the fuck? 232 00:33:22,962 --> 00:33:25,197 What the fuck, man? You took a picture of me? 233 00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:27,834 Did you take a picture of me? 234 00:33:30,670 --> 00:33:31,704 Are you all right? 235 00:33:40,512 --> 00:33:42,347 Fuck. What the fuck? 236 00:33:45,584 --> 00:33:46,819 What do you want? 237 00:33:46,853 --> 00:33:48,253 What do you want? 238 00:33:56,294 --> 00:33:57,329 A smoke? 239 00:33:57,764 --> 00:33:58,865 I got a nice car. 240 00:33:59,598 --> 00:34:00,599 Fuck. 241 00:34:02,935 --> 00:34:04,904 This isn't happening. This isn't happening. 242 00:34:11,309 --> 00:34:12,544 Here, take my money. 243 00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:15,280 Here, have my money, man. 244 00:34:18,017 --> 00:34:19,284 Fuck. 245 00:34:19,786 --> 00:34:21,620 Fucking leave me alone you freak. 246 00:35:02,995 --> 00:35:03,996 Fuck. 247 00:35:04,197 --> 00:35:05,031 Fuck. 248 00:35:05,064 --> 00:35:07,232 What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 249 00:36:18,771 --> 00:36:21,540 I want you to call in with your scariest ideas, 250 00:36:21,573 --> 00:36:24,043 your deepest fears, your spookiest nightmares, 251 00:36:24,076 --> 00:36:26,979 so I can twist the knife in to your stories. 252 00:36:27,013 --> 00:36:28,681 Can you dig it? 253 00:37:10,756 --> 00:37:11,824 Abs! 254 00:37:12,258 --> 00:37:13,793 Abs, you're not leaving are you? 255 00:37:14,093 --> 00:37:15,094 Are you leaving? 256 00:37:15,127 --> 00:37:16,128 No, don't leave. 257 00:37:16,361 --> 00:37:17,596 Party's just starting. 258 00:37:18,698 --> 00:37:19,765 Clearly. 259 00:37:21,566 --> 00:37:22,668 I gotta work. 260 00:37:22,702 --> 00:37:24,603 I'm sorry Matt didn't show up again. 261 00:37:25,104 --> 00:37:26,404 Yeah, it's cool. 262 00:37:26,438 --> 00:37:27,539 He's a dick, so. 263 00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:30,276 Hey, don't be like that. 264 00:37:30,309 --> 00:37:32,945 There are loads of other dudes here to hook up with. 265 00:37:32,979 --> 00:37:34,046 Fuck that guy. 266 00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:35,748 Well, that's not gonna happen. 267 00:37:35,948 --> 00:37:37,717 But I gotta take off. 268 00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:38,784 You be safe. 269 00:37:38,818 --> 00:37:39,852 Oh, no, you be safe. 270 00:38:41,981 --> 00:38:43,115 Fuck it. 271 00:38:46,018 --> 00:38:48,520 Well, if I'm gonna be stuck here all night 272 00:38:48,553 --> 00:38:49,655 I shouldn't waste it. 273 00:38:55,061 --> 00:38:56,095 Boring Abbie. 274 00:38:57,296 --> 00:38:58,530 Never have any fun. 275 00:39:01,934 --> 00:39:03,169 Predictable Abbie. 276 00:39:03,769 --> 00:39:05,805 This is why no guys like you. 277 00:39:07,206 --> 00:39:08,207 Creepy. 278 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,541 Creepy Abbie. 279 00:39:10,209 --> 00:39:11,944 Your only friends are dead. 280 00:39:17,615 --> 00:39:18,851 Whoa. 281 00:39:19,852 --> 00:39:21,187 Not tonight big guy. 282 00:39:30,562 --> 00:39:31,831 Maybe some other time. 283 00:39:53,252 --> 00:39:55,254 Who did he think he was selling to? 284 00:40:08,868 --> 00:40:10,236 Hm, coconut. 285 00:40:13,305 --> 00:40:15,007 Weird choice. 286 00:40:18,978 --> 00:40:20,279 Impressive. 287 00:40:29,822 --> 00:40:30,890 Very impressive. 288 00:40:32,658 --> 00:40:33,993 Good for you. 289 00:40:46,272 --> 00:40:50,943 You know it's not often a man keeps me up all night. 290 00:40:53,813 --> 00:40:54,980 You... 291 00:40:55,948 --> 00:40:59,018 You probably wouldn't be the type of guy to Swayze a girl, 292 00:40:59,051 --> 00:41:00,152 would you? 293 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,721 Probably be early. 294 00:41:09,829 --> 00:41:11,697 Is it getting hot in here? 295 00:41:16,202 --> 00:41:18,370 Oh, this old thing? 296 00:41:19,672 --> 00:41:21,207 I was just doing the dishes. 297 00:41:22,775 --> 00:41:23,843 Do you like it? 298 00:41:25,945 --> 00:41:27,246 It'll be our little secret. 299 00:41:29,081 --> 00:41:30,850 No need to be shy. 300 00:41:34,453 --> 00:41:36,055 Let me just. 301 00:41:37,857 --> 00:41:39,091 Get that out of the way. 302 00:41:40,392 --> 00:41:41,827 That a boy. 303 00:41:43,229 --> 00:41:44,396 That's it. 304 00:41:44,697 --> 00:41:46,132 That's muscular. 305 00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:50,035 So much more muscular than him. 306 00:41:52,805 --> 00:41:54,640 You feel so alive. 307 00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:57,843 Pardon me. 308 00:42:10,856 --> 00:42:12,158 So warm. 309 00:42:14,093 --> 00:42:15,361 So much better than him. 310 00:42:18,097 --> 00:42:22,268 Just start here and I'll take care of you. 311 00:42:23,869 --> 00:42:26,138 And you'll take care of me, won't you? 312 00:42:35,414 --> 00:42:37,316 What? Don't you want to play? 313 00:42:39,018 --> 00:42:40,152 Let me just adjust. 314 00:42:40,953 --> 00:42:42,254 Just adjust it. 315 00:42:49,161 --> 00:42:50,229 There you go. 316 00:42:51,897 --> 00:42:52,998 We need two hands. 317 00:42:53,032 --> 00:42:55,134 Let's get this one released here. 318 00:42:59,772 --> 00:43:01,073 So firm. 319 00:43:17,456 --> 00:43:19,091 I'll get that. 320 00:44:30,362 --> 00:44:31,964 No! No! 321 00:46:14,099 --> 00:46:15,501 No! No! No! 322 00:46:16,969 --> 00:46:21,573 No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 323 00:46:21,607 --> 00:46:26,412 No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 324 00:46:26,646 --> 00:46:27,980 No! 325 00:46:32,985 --> 00:46:34,119 Oh, man. 326 00:46:34,553 --> 00:46:35,954 What a dick. 327 00:46:35,988 --> 00:46:37,055 Oh. 328 00:46:38,190 --> 00:46:42,528 Welcome back kids to the Psychotronic FM Halloween show. 329 00:46:42,762 --> 00:46:46,098 We continue down this dark and dusty road on the night 330 00:46:46,131 --> 00:46:48,500 when the space between the living and the dead 331 00:46:48,768 --> 00:46:50,135 is at its thinnest. 332 00:46:50,602 --> 00:46:54,173 When devils and demons walk amongst us. 333 00:46:54,707 --> 00:46:57,976 When the skeletons in our closet come out to play. 334 00:46:58,177 --> 00:47:00,647 But before we do any of that, we've got to pay these bills. 335 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:01,791 We got to keep the lights on. 336 00:47:01,815 --> 00:47:04,416 Especially when the things that go bump in the night 337 00:47:04,616 --> 00:47:07,119 await us around every corner. 338 00:47:09,388 --> 00:47:10,222 Hello? 339 00:47:10,255 --> 00:47:11,990 Hey what's Billy's biggest fear? 340 00:47:12,024 --> 00:47:13,058 Yeah, I'll ask him. 341 00:47:13,258 --> 00:47:14,626 Cool, happy Halloween. 342 00:47:14,661 --> 00:47:16,428 Hey, Bill, we've got a caller on the line 343 00:47:16,462 --> 00:47:20,132 that wants to know what your biggest fear is. 344 00:47:20,165 --> 00:47:21,166 My biggest fear? 345 00:47:21,433 --> 00:47:22,501 Mm-hmm. 346 00:47:24,069 --> 00:47:25,204 The dark. 347 00:47:31,043 --> 00:47:35,314 Good evening, Count Dracula. 348 00:47:41,721 --> 00:47:42,822 Hello? 349 00:47:42,856 --> 00:47:45,324 Let me ask you something, what are you wearing? 350 00:47:45,357 --> 00:47:46,391 What? 351 00:47:46,425 --> 00:47:48,427 Answer the question, Daryl. 352 00:47:48,728 --> 00:47:50,562 I don't see what that has to do with anything. 353 00:47:52,364 --> 00:47:53,700 Fucking Dracula. Am I right? 354 00:47:56,068 --> 00:47:57,135 Not exactly. 355 00:47:57,169 --> 00:47:59,672 You generic-ass walking copyright violation. 356 00:47:59,706 --> 00:48:01,440 Every fucking year, Daryl. 357 00:48:01,473 --> 00:48:02,441 Okay, you know what? 358 00:48:02,474 --> 00:48:04,376 You wear the same costume every year, right? 359 00:48:04,944 --> 00:48:07,747 Hey, hey, I do that for you and Lenny, dude. 360 00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:09,147 As a favor. 361 00:48:09,181 --> 00:48:10,683 Thank you so much, sweetheart. 362 00:48:12,584 --> 00:48:13,786 Put you in coffin right now. 363 00:48:14,152 --> 00:48:15,387 Okay, you know what? 364 00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:16,723 First of all, it's tradition. 365 00:48:16,756 --> 00:48:17,790 So... 366 00:48:19,124 --> 00:48:20,092 You know why I'm calling you? 367 00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:22,227 If you're calling about the rabbits, I told you 368 00:48:22,261 --> 00:48:23,428 that I will have them. 369 00:48:23,630 --> 00:48:25,364 Lenny loves his rabbits. 370 00:48:26,164 --> 00:48:28,333 So now you're gonna tell me what Lenny likes. 371 00:48:29,334 --> 00:48:30,637 Just a reminder, that's all. 372 00:48:30,670 --> 00:48:31,771 I will have them. 373 00:48:32,672 --> 00:48:34,306 Along with the? 374 00:48:34,339 --> 00:48:35,440 The pumpkins. 375 00:48:36,508 --> 00:48:37,543 Atta boy. 376 00:48:38,645 --> 00:48:40,379 Okay, I hate to cut this short, Vin, 377 00:48:41,814 --> 00:48:43,148 but it's getting late. 378 00:48:43,615 --> 00:48:44,751 Sun's going down. 379 00:48:46,585 --> 00:48:48,153 And you know what that means. 380 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,690 A vampire's gotta eat. 381 00:48:52,157 --> 00:48:53,325 Yeah, he does. 382 00:48:53,358 --> 00:48:54,526 Gay. 383 00:48:55,662 --> 00:48:56,729 Jerk off. 384 00:49:00,633 --> 00:49:02,067 You're so pretty. 385 00:49:03,836 --> 00:49:05,772 I can't believe I'm doing this. 386 00:49:06,773 --> 00:49:08,240 Look, you're not playing along. 387 00:49:08,273 --> 00:49:10,609 Because we're not 17 anymore, Chuck. 388 00:49:14,413 --> 00:49:15,614 We used to have fun. 389 00:49:16,816 --> 00:49:19,284 Come on, just a little? 390 00:49:19,953 --> 00:49:23,288 No, you had fun while I had to convince 391 00:49:23,322 --> 00:49:25,557 the whole senior year that you didn't fucking bone me 392 00:49:25,591 --> 00:49:27,092 in a closet. 393 00:49:27,326 --> 00:49:28,728 Well, that offer still stands. 394 00:49:28,761 --> 00:49:30,663 No, that's gonna be a strong no for me. 395 00:49:30,964 --> 00:49:33,131 I'm only doing this because Cat, you know Cat? 396 00:49:33,565 --> 00:49:35,100 She won't leave me alone. 397 00:49:35,969 --> 00:49:38,303 Well that's a real confidence booster, Marie. 398 00:49:38,771 --> 00:49:40,539 You know chicks actually really dig me. 399 00:49:41,373 --> 00:49:42,541 You know that? 400 00:49:42,574 --> 00:49:43,910 I'm a nice guy. 401 00:49:43,943 --> 00:49:45,845 Let me stop you right there. 402 00:49:46,445 --> 00:49:48,246 You know, we used to be friends 403 00:49:49,649 --> 00:49:53,185 before you turned into a total fucking jerk 404 00:49:53,218 --> 00:49:55,287 who I only tolerate at parties. 405 00:49:57,790 --> 00:49:58,825 Works for me. 406 00:49:58,858 --> 00:50:00,292 Time's up love birds. 407 00:50:00,325 --> 00:50:01,894 Leave some closet for the rest of us. 408 00:50:10,970 --> 00:50:13,906 As an officer of the law it was your job to frisk him. 409 00:50:14,439 --> 00:50:16,676 Please don't make me do anything else like that. 410 00:50:16,709 --> 00:50:18,276 I mean, can we do something better? 411 00:50:40,833 --> 00:50:42,735 Thank you for such another fun party. 412 00:50:42,769 --> 00:50:43,936 Thank you for coming. 413 00:50:46,304 --> 00:50:48,607 - See you at work. - All right, be safe. 414 00:50:48,641 --> 00:50:49,642 Bye. 415 00:50:57,917 --> 00:50:58,951 - Hi. - Hey. 416 00:50:58,985 --> 00:51:00,185 - Hiya. - Marie? 417 00:51:01,888 --> 00:51:03,455 You're my fourth pickup from here. 418 00:51:03,488 --> 00:51:04,657 Is it a busy party? 419 00:51:04,691 --> 00:51:05,825 I mean, I guess. 420 00:51:05,858 --> 00:51:08,260 I only called you because some asshole blocked my car. 421 00:51:10,663 --> 00:51:12,665 Oh, just a few spares in the back, you know? 422 00:51:12,932 --> 00:51:14,232 Never to careful. 423 00:51:17,502 --> 00:51:18,671 Is that the right address? 424 00:51:19,005 --> 00:51:20,305 Yeah. 425 00:51:49,836 --> 00:51:50,870 Good God. 426 00:51:51,104 --> 00:51:52,537 What are you doing? 427 00:51:53,305 --> 00:51:54,506 Are you okay? 428 00:51:59,478 --> 00:52:01,580 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 429 00:52:03,315 --> 00:52:04,449 Are you okay? 430 00:52:04,951 --> 00:52:06,853 I told him this isn't my house. 431 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,689 Are you gonna arrest me? 432 00:52:11,423 --> 00:52:12,892 What's your address? I'll call you... 433 00:52:17,730 --> 00:52:18,765 Stay here. 434 00:52:19,999 --> 00:52:21,399 Whatever, 435 00:52:22,334 --> 00:52:23,435 you're the cop. 436 00:52:34,747 --> 00:52:36,048 Jimmy? 437 00:52:37,482 --> 00:52:38,718 Jimmy are you home? 438 00:52:38,751 --> 00:52:39,886 You left the door... 439 00:52:55,735 --> 00:52:57,837 Way more remotes than they have TVs. 440 00:52:57,870 --> 00:52:59,371 No, it's just games in here. 441 00:52:59,404 --> 00:53:00,438 There's no safe. 442 00:53:03,876 --> 00:53:06,045 Hey Chuck, please help, man. 443 00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:15,520 Chuck, check this out. 444 00:53:17,690 --> 00:53:19,058 I'm the queen of England. 445 00:53:24,897 --> 00:53:26,032 Dude, let's go man. 446 00:53:26,065 --> 00:53:27,399 It's not worth it. 447 00:53:27,432 --> 00:53:28,552 One last check and I'm done. 448 00:53:30,670 --> 00:53:32,404 Yeah, man. Fucking shit. 449 00:53:36,175 --> 00:53:37,442 Is that the cops? 450 00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,679 She only wishes she was a cop. 451 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:41,814 Ain't that right, Marie? 452 00:53:46,185 --> 00:53:47,552 You son of a bitch. 453 00:53:50,122 --> 00:53:51,389 Oh, I'm gonna get you. 454 00:53:53,192 --> 00:53:54,694 Alex, dial 911. 455 00:53:54,727 --> 00:53:56,428 Dialing 911. 456 00:53:58,698 --> 00:53:59,899 Where the fuck are you going? 457 00:54:07,106 --> 00:54:08,674 Connection failed. 458 00:54:10,442 --> 00:54:11,610 Time to go, man. 459 00:54:11,978 --> 00:54:14,546 Nah, I wanna have a little fun first. 460 00:54:16,615 --> 00:54:17,783 You're on your own. 461 00:54:23,122 --> 00:54:25,091 Why do you always complicate things? 462 00:54:25,858 --> 00:54:27,026 Huh? 463 00:54:27,827 --> 00:54:29,494 You've been a stuck up bitch to me 464 00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:30,997 ever since the sixth grade. 465 00:54:35,067 --> 00:54:38,871 Ever since your parents died you turned me away. 466 00:54:44,110 --> 00:54:45,177 Look at me. 467 00:54:46,646 --> 00:54:47,880 Open your mouth. 468 00:54:57,023 --> 00:54:58,090 Son of a... 469 00:54:59,491 --> 00:55:00,625 Fuck you, Chuck. 470 00:55:01,761 --> 00:55:03,062 Get the fuck out of my house. 471 00:55:23,548 --> 00:55:24,884 Marie? 472 00:55:27,787 --> 00:55:29,487 This is your last chance, Marie. 473 00:55:35,261 --> 00:55:36,996 That was a sweet kick to the face. 474 00:55:50,009 --> 00:55:51,509 Marie? 475 00:57:03,983 --> 00:57:04,984 And he screamed out, 476 00:57:05,017 --> 00:57:06,584 "Run, bitch. Run." 477 00:57:06,618 --> 00:57:07,720 So she ran. 478 00:57:36,215 --> 00:57:37,349 Fuck. 479 00:58:40,112 --> 00:58:41,247 Marie? 480 00:58:51,824 --> 00:58:54,760 Here's to another spooky year. 481 00:58:55,895 --> 00:58:57,015 Night ain't over yet though. 482 00:59:00,766 --> 00:59:02,268 Make sure you eat before midnight. 483 00:59:02,301 --> 00:59:03,736 Remember what happened last time. 484 00:59:04,436 --> 00:59:05,771 Okay, Boomer. 485 00:59:07,273 --> 00:59:09,975 That's right folks, the wonderful people at Free Ride 486 00:59:10,009 --> 00:59:12,311 wanna make sure you make it back in one piece tonight 487 00:59:12,344 --> 00:59:15,414 with their discount code bloody one. 488 00:59:16,115 --> 00:59:17,950 - Trick or treat? - Trick or treat? 489 00:59:17,983 --> 00:59:19,985 - Happy Halloween. - Trick or treat? 490 00:59:27,126 --> 00:59:28,327 Late snacker? 491 00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:32,031 Gigi's Pizzas offer two large pies for 16.66 tonight only. 492 00:59:32,264 --> 00:59:34,466 Last call, 11.30, kids. 493 00:59:35,267 --> 00:59:37,236 Only on Psychotronic FM. 494 00:59:39,071 --> 00:59:40,511 Do you know any good parties tonight? 495 00:59:41,307 --> 00:59:42,441 Sorry, what's tonight? 496 00:59:43,509 --> 00:59:44,843 Halloween. 497 00:59:45,044 --> 00:59:46,745 It's like my favorite night of the year. 498 00:59:46,779 --> 00:59:47,913 Wow, Halloween. 499 00:59:47,947 --> 00:59:49,982 Well sorry to break it to you, bud, 500 00:59:50,015 --> 00:59:51,917 but nobody gives a shit about Halloween. 501 00:59:51,951 --> 00:59:52,952 All right? 502 00:59:52,985 --> 00:59:55,187 It's just a bunch of pre-pubescent little shits 503 00:59:55,221 --> 00:59:58,324 and creepy weirdos who like feeding other people's children. 504 01:00:00,526 --> 01:00:02,061 Besides, who are you supposed to be? 505 01:00:02,094 --> 01:00:03,762 You look like my great-grandfather. 506 01:00:05,364 --> 01:00:07,299 Hey, there's no smoking in here. 507 01:00:08,133 --> 01:00:08,968 Whatever, dude. 508 01:00:09,001 --> 01:00:10,312 I'll give you five stars, all right? 509 01:00:10,336 --> 01:00:12,037 That's not how this ride works, okay? 510 01:00:15,107 --> 01:00:16,342 - Ride's over. - Dude? 511 01:00:18,210 --> 01:00:20,145 - Get out. - I don't know where... 512 01:00:20,479 --> 01:00:22,948 - Are you fucking serious? - Yeah, I'm fucking serious. 513 01:00:23,683 --> 01:00:26,252 Another rider will be out here to pick you up later. 514 01:00:28,487 --> 01:00:29,955 One star. 515 01:00:30,956 --> 01:00:32,091 Piece of shit. 516 01:00:37,062 --> 01:00:39,798 - Happy Halloween, bitch. - Fuck you. 517 01:00:42,935 --> 01:00:44,169 Target acquired. 518 01:00:47,539 --> 01:00:48,841 So I've been making like 519 01:00:48,874 --> 01:00:51,176 a lot of money with this outfit tonight. 520 01:00:52,544 --> 01:00:53,680 Like a super bunny. 521 01:00:53,713 --> 01:00:56,582 Like I've been fucking so many guys at the same time. 522 01:00:56,615 --> 01:00:58,851 And like I make money so quick. 523 01:00:58,884 --> 01:01:00,286 - Rabbiting hard? - Yeah. 524 01:01:00,319 --> 01:01:01,253 Oh, yeah. 525 01:01:01,287 --> 01:01:02,497 Lucky you, if I have to fuck one more clown 526 01:01:02,521 --> 01:01:03,889 I swear I'm gonna lose it. 527 01:01:03,922 --> 01:01:04,990 Mm, yeah. 528 01:01:05,024 --> 01:01:06,167 It's just really exhausting, you know? 529 01:01:06,191 --> 01:01:07,860 Totally, totally. And getting that... 530 01:01:08,260 --> 01:01:09,361 Everywhere. 531 01:01:09,395 --> 01:01:10,929 It's really hard to wash out. 532 01:01:11,263 --> 01:01:12,865 Yeah, they're kind of creepy. 533 01:01:13,232 --> 01:01:14,133 Yeah. 534 01:01:14,166 --> 01:01:15,034 I don't like when they're about to climax 535 01:01:15,067 --> 01:01:17,102 and then they hit me with the flowers. 536 01:01:17,136 --> 01:01:18,237 Wait, what? 537 01:01:20,539 --> 01:01:21,874 Yeah! 538 01:01:21,907 --> 01:01:22,941 Where does it come from? 539 01:01:22,975 --> 01:01:23,976 Their dick? 540 01:01:24,009 --> 01:01:24,910 Everywhere. 541 01:01:24,943 --> 01:01:26,979 And it's just like, it's just all over me. 542 01:01:27,579 --> 01:01:29,214 And it's like, it's Tuesday, you know? 543 01:01:29,248 --> 01:01:31,250 I'm not, I'm not trying to have that. 544 01:01:31,283 --> 01:01:33,085 I'm just trying to have like just a simple, 545 01:01:33,118 --> 01:01:35,287 like simple fuck, simple blow and just call it a day. 546 01:01:35,321 --> 01:01:36,431 - Yeah exactly. - Yeah, totally. 547 01:01:36,455 --> 01:01:38,123 I don't need a skit. 548 01:01:38,324 --> 01:01:40,025 I'm not, this isn't a show. 549 01:01:40,392 --> 01:01:42,628 A full-blown role play situation. 550 01:01:42,662 --> 01:01:44,263 You should charge more for that. 551 01:01:44,296 --> 01:01:45,397 I should. 552 01:01:45,431 --> 01:01:46,465 Look. 553 01:01:46,498 --> 01:01:47,866 Look at that clown car. 554 01:01:49,535 --> 01:01:54,973 I have time but do I have room? 555 01:01:58,444 --> 01:01:59,845 I'm game. 556 01:02:10,422 --> 01:02:11,523 Not it. 557 01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:13,660 Fuck me. 558 01:02:13,693 --> 01:02:16,261 - I already did the other weirdo. - No, no, that doesn't count. 559 01:02:16,295 --> 01:02:17,096 Like fuck me. 560 01:02:17,129 --> 01:02:18,473 Like, that means you wanna fuck 'em. 561 01:02:18,497 --> 01:02:19,565 So I'm out. 562 01:02:19,598 --> 01:02:20,899 You're in. 563 01:02:21,467 --> 01:02:22,901 Hey, ladies. 564 01:02:25,471 --> 01:02:26,872 Fuck you. 565 01:02:27,272 --> 01:02:28,240 Shall we? 566 01:02:28,273 --> 01:02:32,211 Let's go see what this motherfucker's doing. 567 01:02:32,478 --> 01:02:35,347 Damn, did somebody order some Count Chalkula? 568 01:02:35,715 --> 01:02:37,082 Definitely not. 569 01:02:37,116 --> 01:02:39,118 You know I can't eat fucking cereal. 570 01:02:39,585 --> 01:02:41,320 And now I'm hungry. 571 01:02:41,688 --> 01:02:43,122 Ah, fuck me. 572 01:02:43,555 --> 01:02:45,157 - What? - I think he's my ride. 573 01:02:51,130 --> 01:02:52,197 Bye. 574 01:03:06,211 --> 01:03:08,013 - Happy Halloween. - Happy Halloween. 575 01:03:08,313 --> 01:03:09,348 You gone die, bitch. 576 01:03:10,048 --> 01:03:11,450 Bye. 577 01:03:16,989 --> 01:03:18,390 You know, I can role the windows up 578 01:03:18,424 --> 01:03:20,426 or even down if you want? 579 01:03:21,059 --> 01:03:24,396 Save it, you're not getting any freebies from me. 580 01:03:26,532 --> 01:03:27,676 I'm just making conversation. 581 01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:29,636 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 582 01:03:29,669 --> 01:03:31,103 Shit. 583 01:03:37,276 --> 01:03:40,012 Okay Bran Stroker, what's on your mind? 584 01:03:41,547 --> 01:03:43,182 Actually Bram Stoker was the author. 585 01:03:44,116 --> 01:03:45,484 He wasn't the vampire. 586 01:03:45,685 --> 01:03:49,388 Sure he was and then he gets killed off in the end 587 01:03:49,421 --> 01:03:51,557 by Eddie van Halen or some shit. 588 01:03:53,125 --> 01:03:55,060 So you're going home for the evening? 589 01:03:56,395 --> 01:03:57,496 What do you mean? 590 01:03:57,797 --> 01:04:01,266 From my job as a prostitute? 591 01:04:03,636 --> 01:04:06,305 Not really making any assumptions about your vocation. 592 01:04:08,775 --> 01:04:10,175 I'm going to see my pimp. 593 01:04:10,442 --> 01:04:11,744 He needs me for something. 594 01:04:12,110 --> 01:04:14,179 I think he wants to take me to a party. 595 01:04:15,447 --> 01:04:16,448 Your pimp? 596 01:04:18,584 --> 01:04:20,052 I always wanted to meet a pimp. 597 01:04:21,587 --> 01:04:23,723 Oh honey, he'd love your ass. 598 01:04:25,257 --> 01:04:26,659 This is you. 599 01:04:28,060 --> 01:04:29,595 You really wanna meet my pimp? 600 01:04:30,730 --> 01:04:32,097 Yeah. 601 01:04:32,397 --> 01:04:35,033 And you're not some sort of spy or that shit? 602 01:04:36,836 --> 01:04:38,638 It'd make me way cooler if I was? 603 01:04:40,239 --> 01:04:41,406 Okay, fuck it. 604 01:04:42,107 --> 01:04:44,176 Although he might fuck you up a bit. 605 01:04:44,209 --> 01:04:45,410 He's kind of hard to read. 606 01:04:49,181 --> 01:04:50,516 Take that hit. Hit. 607 01:04:58,557 --> 01:05:00,259 Hey, Daddy. 608 01:05:06,298 --> 01:05:07,432 Who the fuck is this? 609 01:05:08,133 --> 01:05:09,468 He's my ride. 610 01:05:09,501 --> 01:05:10,837 Well what the fuck does he want? 611 01:05:10,870 --> 01:05:12,639 I think he wants to suck your blood. 612 01:05:14,874 --> 01:05:17,276 Nah, I think he wants to suck my dick. 613 01:05:21,246 --> 01:05:22,214 Well, what is it? 614 01:05:22,247 --> 01:05:23,382 His blood or his dick? 615 01:05:28,053 --> 01:05:29,388 Time to go fruitcake. 616 01:05:35,795 --> 01:05:36,796 Did I miss something? 617 01:06:02,321 --> 01:06:03,488 Shit. 618 01:06:09,428 --> 01:06:11,864 Oh, seriously? 619 01:06:20,172 --> 01:06:21,812 - Why didn't you hit her? - She's a woman. 620 01:06:22,008 --> 01:06:23,643 - What are you sexist? - What? 621 01:06:23,676 --> 01:06:25,177 Equal opportunity. 622 01:06:29,749 --> 01:06:31,651 See, why can't you do that? 623 01:06:32,217 --> 01:06:33,385 She was really big. 624 01:06:33,418 --> 01:06:34,553 You fought the Taliban. 625 01:06:35,621 --> 01:06:36,661 You always do this, Daryl. 626 01:06:36,689 --> 01:06:38,299 You get in trouble and you call me to bail you out. 627 01:06:38,323 --> 01:06:39,859 See, there's no I in team, 628 01:06:40,258 --> 01:06:41,593 - Daryl. - You had a gun? 629 01:06:42,394 --> 01:06:43,562 Yeah, why? 630 01:06:43,595 --> 01:06:44,907 You should have used it from the start. 631 01:06:44,931 --> 01:06:45,765 I don't like guns, you know that. 632 01:06:45,798 --> 01:06:47,232 That's why I only carry one around. 633 01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,636 So what do you wanna do with her? 634 01:06:50,235 --> 01:06:51,470 I got her. 635 01:06:56,308 --> 01:06:58,477 So who's dick was I supposed to be sucking? 636 01:06:59,444 --> 01:07:00,713 Who are you, mister? 637 01:07:02,247 --> 01:07:03,548 I'm fucking Dracula. 638 01:07:17,362 --> 01:07:19,364 Jesus Christ, you smell like wolf pussy. 639 01:07:22,902 --> 01:07:25,772 Next year I'm going as Hercules, no more masks. 640 01:07:26,304 --> 01:07:27,539 Where's your other glove? 641 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:29,776 Got stuck in your mom's pubes. 642 01:07:30,609 --> 01:07:32,277 Smell my finger. 643 01:07:44,791 --> 01:07:45,825 Sorry I'm late. 644 01:07:47,827 --> 01:07:50,262 As excuses go, that one's pretty good. 645 01:07:50,830 --> 01:07:52,364 Boom. 646 01:07:52,799 --> 01:07:53,800 Another year. 647 01:07:58,805 --> 01:08:01,306 Dude, you make six figures a year. 648 01:08:01,339 --> 01:08:02,651 Why are you still buying the same fucking beer 649 01:08:02,675 --> 01:08:03,719 we had when we were in high school? 650 01:08:03,743 --> 01:08:04,844 What's wrong with you? 651 01:08:05,144 --> 01:08:06,545 Works for me. 652 01:08:06,746 --> 01:08:07,914 Where's Lenny? 653 01:08:08,413 --> 01:08:11,818 Lenny wasn't looking so hot so I told him to take a nap 654 01:08:12,085 --> 01:08:13,351 and I gave him a Valium. 655 01:08:13,385 --> 01:08:14,553 You roofied Lenny? 656 01:08:15,253 --> 01:08:16,823 So I was watching the news yesterday 657 01:08:16,856 --> 01:08:19,324 and it had this full report on Chango Chicken. 658 01:08:19,357 --> 01:08:20,727 Wait, don't change the subject. 659 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,794 You roofied Lenny. 660 01:08:21,828 --> 01:08:22,929 You ever eaten there? 661 01:08:22,962 --> 01:08:24,362 Yeah, the fast food chicken chain. 662 01:08:24,396 --> 01:08:25,497 What about it? 663 01:08:25,530 --> 01:08:26,942 Yeah, so this report was saying they tested 664 01:08:26,966 --> 01:08:29,769 eight separate locations over 100 times 665 01:08:29,802 --> 01:08:32,304 in the course of a month and they found fecal matter 666 01:08:32,337 --> 01:08:34,974 in the ice more than 95% of the time. 667 01:08:35,574 --> 01:08:37,275 Fecal matter. That's shit. 668 01:08:37,309 --> 01:08:38,477 Human shit. 669 01:08:39,011 --> 01:08:41,446 - Yeah, we know what that means. - Unbelievable. 670 01:08:41,714 --> 01:08:43,548 - Right? - How is that even possible? 671 01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:45,785 Like mechanically? 672 01:08:45,818 --> 01:08:48,320 Is that not the most fucked up thing you've ever heard? 673 01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:50,388 I mean, you did just roofie Lenny. 674 01:08:52,357 --> 01:08:54,727 Hey, speaking of which, wanna go see if it's game time? 675 01:08:55,627 --> 01:08:56,863 Yeah. 676 01:08:58,798 --> 01:09:00,767 Again, I feel like I can't stress this enough, 677 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:01,901 you roofied Lenny. 678 01:09:02,267 --> 01:09:03,870 - He'll be fine. - Wakey wakey. 679 01:09:04,336 --> 01:09:05,938 I don't think he'll be fine. 680 01:09:06,706 --> 01:09:07,874 There we go. 681 01:09:07,907 --> 01:09:09,474 - There we go. - God damn it. 682 01:09:09,508 --> 01:09:10,886 Why do you put that shit all over him? 683 01:09:10,910 --> 01:09:12,678 You know he's just gonna tear it off. 684 01:09:13,946 --> 01:09:15,047 He looks awesome. 685 01:09:15,081 --> 01:09:16,048 He does not look awesome. 686 01:09:16,082 --> 01:09:18,316 - All right, it's feeding time. - Sorry dude. 687 01:09:19,886 --> 01:09:20,987 I don't feel so hot. 688 01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:22,655 Yeah, 'cause he fucking drugged you. 689 01:09:22,688 --> 01:09:23,522 Okay. 690 01:09:23,555 --> 01:09:24,900 Okay Scottie, give him some distance. 691 01:09:24,924 --> 01:09:25,958 All right, come on. 692 01:09:25,992 --> 01:09:27,492 Yeah, a lot of distance. 693 01:09:27,927 --> 01:09:29,729 Don't forget what happened in 2014. 694 01:09:31,030 --> 01:09:32,397 I fucked up that cape. 695 01:09:33,431 --> 01:09:34,466 Yeah. 696 01:09:39,571 --> 01:09:40,773 Cheers. 697 01:09:47,512 --> 01:09:48,848 Have I mentioned I love this part 698 01:09:48,881 --> 01:09:50,683 because I fucking love this part. 699 01:09:58,456 --> 01:09:59,859 Morning! 700 01:10:02,594 --> 01:10:03,595 Ahh! 701 01:10:04,664 --> 01:10:05,665 This never gets old. 702 01:10:06,598 --> 01:10:08,634 I can't hear you all when you're talking 703 01:10:08,668 --> 01:10:09,802 all at the same time. 704 01:10:10,335 --> 01:10:13,840 Some of you might be wondering why you're here right now 705 01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:17,810 and not at home safely tucked away in your nightcaps. 706 01:10:17,844 --> 01:10:21,379 Well, I'm gonna need you to think long 707 01:10:21,413 --> 01:10:23,582 and hard about your recent actions. 708 01:10:23,615 --> 01:10:25,718 Some of you might think this is a little bit extreme 709 01:10:25,751 --> 01:10:29,155 but to be honest we don't give a shit 710 01:10:29,188 --> 01:10:30,823 what you fucking people think. 711 01:10:32,524 --> 01:10:34,492 Here's why. 712 01:10:36,428 --> 01:10:38,563 You don't seem to understand 713 01:10:39,065 --> 01:10:41,968 because none of you give a shit 714 01:10:42,335 --> 01:10:45,137 how your actions affect other people. 715 01:10:46,438 --> 01:10:47,807 And I for one, 716 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,575 did not go overseas and risk my fucking life 717 01:10:50,609 --> 01:10:52,812 to come back here and watch you fucking dipshits 718 01:10:52,845 --> 01:10:54,080 rip my country apart. 719 01:10:55,715 --> 01:10:57,717 Yeah we didn't watch our friend get all fucked up 720 01:10:57,750 --> 01:10:59,051 for you fucks. 721 01:10:59,252 --> 01:11:01,620 Fucking medical testing bullshit. 722 01:11:01,654 --> 01:11:02,655 Also that. 723 01:11:10,462 --> 01:11:13,465 So now each and every one of you 724 01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:16,869 have a shot at redemption. 725 01:11:17,837 --> 01:11:20,139 Redemption, yay! 726 01:11:23,209 --> 01:11:24,442 Is his dick out? 727 01:11:26,879 --> 01:11:28,014 Why is his dick out? 728 01:11:32,251 --> 01:11:33,485 There you go. 729 01:11:37,056 --> 01:11:38,057 Kobe! 730 01:11:54,539 --> 01:11:55,975 Now, 731 01:11:56,008 --> 01:11:59,511 I don't want any of you to say that I'm not fair. 732 01:12:00,046 --> 01:12:03,515 I want to give you all a very fair chance. 733 01:12:04,516 --> 01:12:08,654 So in the spirit of fairness we're gonna let you guys go. 734 01:12:12,158 --> 01:12:13,659 Y'all feel like running? 735 01:12:14,961 --> 01:12:17,163 Your best bet is to head for the tree line. 736 01:12:18,664 --> 01:12:20,032 We won't chase you there. 737 01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:26,839 And I mean this in all sincerity, good luck rabbits. 738 01:12:29,942 --> 01:12:31,677 That means fucking run! 739 01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:47,727 Oh, no, no, no, no. 740 01:12:55,134 --> 01:12:56,836 I didn't even fucking do anything. 741 01:13:02,742 --> 01:13:03,743 Help! 742 01:13:12,685 --> 01:13:13,618 No, no. 743 01:13:13,652 --> 01:13:15,587 You don't know how to follow instructions. 744 01:13:21,593 --> 01:13:23,229 I love Halloween, I swear. 745 01:13:23,262 --> 01:13:24,830 I swear. 746 01:13:26,598 --> 01:13:28,868 What the fuck is going on? 747 01:13:30,770 --> 01:13:33,239 I can't hear and I can't see anything. 748 01:13:36,208 --> 01:13:37,710 What the fuck is that? 749 01:13:45,851 --> 01:13:47,219 10 points. 750 01:13:57,263 --> 01:13:58,864 Who the fuck are you people? 751 01:14:06,405 --> 01:14:08,774 Ooh, 10 points baby. 752 01:14:19,919 --> 01:14:20,953 What the fuck? 753 01:14:24,323 --> 01:14:25,623 What is that? 754 01:14:25,658 --> 01:14:26,725 Anybody? 755 01:14:31,931 --> 01:14:33,065 Fuck! 756 01:14:38,237 --> 01:14:39,271 Did you see that? 757 01:14:39,305 --> 01:14:40,306 Oh shit! 758 01:14:53,719 --> 01:14:54,854 Help! 759 01:14:55,154 --> 01:14:56,288 Did you imagine that? 760 01:14:56,322 --> 01:14:58,991 Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. 761 01:15:21,881 --> 01:15:23,382 Help! 762 01:15:24,817 --> 01:15:25,951 Fuck, no. 763 01:15:45,371 --> 01:15:47,139 Help! Help! 764 01:15:52,077 --> 01:15:53,245 Shit. 765 01:15:53,279 --> 01:15:54,413 What the fuck? 766 01:16:19,438 --> 01:16:21,307 No, no, no, no, no. 767 01:16:22,508 --> 01:16:24,777 Ooh, that was gross. 768 01:16:32,785 --> 01:16:34,153 Hey, Lenny. 769 01:16:34,186 --> 01:16:36,488 We got some beers over here whenever you're done. 770 01:16:36,889 --> 01:16:38,757 Take your time, it's fine. 771 01:16:38,958 --> 01:16:40,326 We got a lot of time. 772 01:16:48,934 --> 01:16:50,469 So maybe fantasy football then? 773 01:16:50,736 --> 01:16:52,004 Switch it up. 774 01:16:52,905 --> 01:16:54,073 What the fuck, Scottie? 775 01:16:58,444 --> 01:16:59,912 Paul, what the hell, man? 776 01:17:00,212 --> 01:17:01,814 - What happened? - I don't know. 777 01:17:01,847 --> 01:17:03,225 Do you think it's kids fucking around 778 01:17:03,249 --> 01:17:05,317 or did you forget to pay the power bill? 779 01:17:06,418 --> 01:17:07,886 - Ow. - Fuck off. 780 01:17:33,379 --> 01:17:34,446 Okay. 781 01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:35,581 Wow. 782 01:17:35,614 --> 01:17:40,419 Well, we apparently have ghosts here at Psychotronic FM 783 01:17:40,452 --> 01:17:45,090 and Chilly Billy has stepped out with the sage 784 01:17:45,391 --> 01:17:47,326 to cleanse the studio. 785 01:17:47,359 --> 01:17:50,562 But in the meantime, we're gonna be accepting calls 786 01:17:50,596 --> 01:17:56,001 for one final story request of the night. 787 01:18:08,147 --> 01:18:09,415 Yeah, hang on a second. 788 01:18:09,448 --> 01:18:11,483 Bill, I've got some callers on the line. 789 01:18:11,517 --> 01:18:12,628 What are you thinking about? 790 01:18:12,652 --> 01:18:14,420 Do you got a story in mind? 791 01:18:14,453 --> 01:18:16,355 Anything I can help you out about 792 01:18:16,388 --> 01:18:19,158 with like witches or zombies? 793 01:18:20,292 --> 01:18:21,293 What flavor you want? 794 01:18:21,661 --> 01:18:23,595 Give me anything. I can spin the best of them. 795 01:18:25,331 --> 01:18:26,432 Okay. 796 01:18:26,633 --> 01:18:28,000 Yes. 797 01:18:28,534 --> 01:18:30,035 Uh, let me ask him. 798 01:18:30,469 --> 01:18:32,271 Hey, Bill, we've got a caller on the line 799 01:18:32,304 --> 01:18:36,342 saying she's been a fan of yours for quite a while. 800 01:18:36,643 --> 01:18:37,943 Want to take this one? 801 01:18:38,544 --> 01:18:39,878 All right. 802 01:18:41,947 --> 01:18:44,049 You've got Chilly Billy on the line, sweetheart. 803 01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:45,984 Oh my God, Chilly Billy. 804 01:18:46,018 --> 01:18:47,119 Yes. 805 01:18:47,152 --> 01:18:49,192 Can you tell us the one about the house on the hill? 806 01:18:49,455 --> 01:18:52,024 None of my friends believe me when I tell them 807 01:18:52,057 --> 01:18:53,559 that ghost hunters came to town. 808 01:18:54,694 --> 01:18:56,328 But of course darlin'. 809 01:18:56,362 --> 01:18:59,031 You sound pretty young so you must've been a kid 810 01:18:59,064 --> 01:19:00,332 when those guys came to town. 811 01:19:02,267 --> 01:19:05,304 It started out on a cold and lonely night. 812 01:19:06,105 --> 01:19:07,106 Kind of like tonight. 813 01:19:10,109 --> 01:19:12,211 GPS looks like we should be coming up on the house 814 01:19:12,244 --> 01:19:13,512 in a few minutes. 815 01:19:15,381 --> 01:19:16,882 Super creepy. 816 01:19:17,416 --> 01:19:18,560 How do you even see out here? 817 01:19:18,584 --> 01:19:20,486 This fog is so intense. 818 01:19:24,623 --> 01:19:26,625 Watch out for that down tree, Curtis. 819 01:19:36,435 --> 01:19:37,637 Wow. 820 01:19:38,537 --> 01:19:40,973 I'm not paying you to damage the equipment. 821 01:19:44,677 --> 01:19:46,044 Hang tight. 822 01:19:46,078 --> 01:19:47,179 I'll see what I can do. 823 01:19:48,013 --> 01:19:49,281 I'll help you. 824 01:19:56,555 --> 01:19:59,158 I'm not so sure how we're gonna get out of this one, 825 01:19:59,191 --> 01:20:00,259 it looks quite stuck. 826 01:20:03,495 --> 01:20:08,066 All right team, Simon, Judy and myself, we'll head up 827 01:20:08,100 --> 01:20:10,135 to the house, start getting things sorted. 828 01:20:10,169 --> 01:20:12,471 Curtis, Vanessa, you two stay back, 829 01:20:12,504 --> 01:20:14,674 see if you can get the van up the rest of the way. 830 01:20:14,707 --> 01:20:16,408 Agreed? Let's go. 831 01:20:18,043 --> 01:20:19,111 See you guys. 832 01:20:19,144 --> 01:20:20,488 Flash the headlights when we arrive 833 01:20:20,512 --> 01:20:22,047 and I'll signal with my flashlight. 834 01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,449 - All right? - All right. 835 01:20:28,153 --> 01:20:30,255 So how do you suppose we get out of this one? 836 01:20:30,690 --> 01:20:31,825 I don't know. 837 01:20:31,858 --> 01:20:34,226 I just know that it's not gonna be me digging it out. 838 01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:36,395 Right. 839 01:20:36,428 --> 01:20:37,730 My mom's the host of the show, 840 01:20:38,096 --> 01:20:39,598 I don't have to do any real work. 841 01:20:41,099 --> 01:20:42,735 Fine, let's go find some stupid stick. 842 01:21:10,629 --> 01:21:11,764 Not funny, Curtis. 843 01:21:12,130 --> 01:21:13,465 Cut it out. 844 01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,534 Oh, come on now, it's Halloween. 845 01:21:52,639 --> 01:21:56,676 Well as you can see, despite the fire damage, 846 01:21:56,709 --> 01:21:58,443 the building repairs look intact. 847 01:22:00,512 --> 01:22:02,481 Let's go inside and see what we can find. 848 01:22:20,633 --> 01:22:21,844 So what made you want to travel 849 01:22:21,868 --> 01:22:23,535 around the country chasing ghosts? 850 01:22:24,837 --> 01:22:27,172 Did you do any research before joining this team 851 01:22:27,205 --> 01:22:28,775 or are you just in it for the paycheck? 852 01:22:28,808 --> 01:22:29,809 Huh. 853 01:22:30,275 --> 01:22:33,880 Why would I want to be in these spooky ass woods 854 01:22:33,913 --> 01:22:35,614 without something in it for me? 855 01:22:35,648 --> 01:22:37,082 I don't know. 856 01:22:37,750 --> 01:22:39,418 Okay, so what is it then? 857 01:22:39,451 --> 01:22:43,622 I mean you do realize that none of this is real, right? 858 01:22:43,656 --> 01:22:46,425 Like it's just about finding the truth and then showing it. 859 01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:50,295 See now that's what you think. 860 01:22:50,329 --> 01:22:51,807 Y'all should be wise with the spirits. 861 01:22:51,831 --> 01:22:54,867 Respect them so they respect you, look after you. 862 01:22:54,901 --> 01:22:56,168 Eurgh. 863 01:22:56,201 --> 01:22:57,870 Okay, now you just sound like my mom. 864 01:23:11,651 --> 01:23:14,186 Judy, you okay? 865 01:23:14,620 --> 01:23:16,455 We kind of lost you there for a second. 866 01:23:16,488 --> 01:23:17,757 I'm fine, I'm fine. 867 01:23:18,490 --> 01:23:20,359 I don't know what just happened there. 868 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:24,797 I must be tired or, I don't know, dehydrated or something. 869 01:23:25,263 --> 01:23:26,099 - Judy - Let's do this. 870 01:23:26,131 --> 01:23:27,900 It looked like you were kind of in pain 871 01:23:27,934 --> 01:23:29,134 there for a moment. 872 01:23:29,167 --> 01:23:32,437 Listen, if you need to take a break, if you want to stop- 873 01:23:32,471 --> 01:23:33,682 No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. 874 01:23:33,706 --> 01:23:35,708 Let's just, let's move on. 875 01:23:42,915 --> 01:23:44,383 I'm okay. 876 01:23:47,219 --> 01:23:50,522 30 years ago it was said that a terrible tragedy 877 01:23:50,890 --> 01:23:52,659 happened in this very room. 878 01:23:53,458 --> 01:23:57,629 A young deranged boy locked himself in the house 879 01:23:58,163 --> 01:23:59,632 and set fire to it. 880 01:24:00,867 --> 01:24:02,769 Sorry, Judy. One sec. 881 01:24:05,672 --> 01:24:06,906 Damn battery keeps dying. 882 01:24:15,648 --> 01:24:17,215 Hello? 883 01:24:18,918 --> 01:24:20,787 Hey. Hey, can you hear me? 884 01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:23,723 At this rate we're gonna have to go back for more. 885 01:24:26,391 --> 01:24:27,660 We're ready. All right, Judy. 886 01:24:29,662 --> 01:24:31,229 Curtis, this is pointless. 887 01:24:31,263 --> 01:24:32,165 Okay? 888 01:24:32,197 --> 01:24:33,800 We should just go back and ask for help. 889 01:24:33,833 --> 01:24:34,934 Did you hear that? 890 01:24:36,636 --> 01:24:38,705 There is nothing out here that's gonna help us. 891 01:24:38,738 --> 01:24:39,806 All right? 892 01:24:41,573 --> 01:24:42,909 Like I said, 893 01:24:44,777 --> 01:24:45,945 you just have to have faith. 894 01:24:46,511 --> 01:24:47,612 Judy? 895 01:24:49,949 --> 01:24:51,249 Judy? 896 01:24:52,018 --> 01:24:53,385 Judy? 897 01:24:54,286 --> 01:24:55,655 Judy? 898 01:24:55,688 --> 01:24:58,523 Right, maybe we should call it. 899 01:24:58,758 --> 01:24:59,792 No, Tim. 900 01:24:59,826 --> 01:25:01,259 No. 901 01:25:02,028 --> 01:25:02,929 No way. 902 01:25:02,962 --> 01:25:05,263 This house is trying to tell us something. 903 01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:10,469 Anyway, our research has indicated 904 01:25:10,502 --> 01:25:14,573 that a group of young boys were with young Jacob 905 01:25:14,941 --> 01:25:18,044 when he locked himself inside to vandalize the contents 906 01:25:18,077 --> 01:25:19,311 of this house. 907 01:25:20,646 --> 01:25:21,781 The boys claimed 908 01:25:21,814 --> 01:25:23,716 Jacob threatened violence against them, 909 01:25:24,382 --> 01:25:25,484 so they ran. 910 01:25:26,152 --> 01:25:28,721 Oh, see that's why you can't come trick or treating 911 01:25:28,755 --> 01:25:29,989 with us tonight. 912 01:25:30,022 --> 01:25:31,556 You're just a little baby. 913 01:25:31,590 --> 01:25:32,892 Mommy's boy. 914 01:25:33,425 --> 01:25:34,426 Wa. 915 01:25:34,459 --> 01:25:35,661 That was good. That was good. 916 01:25:36,996 --> 01:25:38,164 You go into the basement, 917 01:25:38,197 --> 01:25:40,933 you grab one of those old comic books they left behind, 918 01:25:41,667 --> 01:25:43,502 you can come out with us tonight. 919 01:26:11,030 --> 01:26:15,467 Our research shows us that the fire originated 920 01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:17,670 in the... 921 01:26:30,950 --> 01:26:32,551 In the basement. 922 01:26:35,420 --> 01:26:38,390 Though Judy protested her instincts 923 01:26:38,423 --> 01:26:40,092 her curiosity got the better of her. 924 01:26:40,927 --> 01:26:45,330 Judy knew Simon and Tim wouldn't want to go in the basement 925 01:26:46,165 --> 01:26:49,802 but she had to follow her ghostly friend. 926 01:27:03,950 --> 01:27:05,685 Tim, we're gonna need more light down here. 927 01:27:06,953 --> 01:27:07,987 Clearly. 928 01:27:08,020 --> 01:27:10,422 As Tim helped Judy to her feet. 929 01:27:16,863 --> 01:27:17,997 They slowly... 930 01:27:19,866 --> 01:27:20,900 Fuck sake, Paul. 931 01:27:21,100 --> 01:27:22,735 Help me fix whatever's going on. 932 01:27:25,004 --> 01:27:26,038 Paul! 933 01:27:27,539 --> 01:27:28,641 Fuck. 934 01:27:29,008 --> 01:27:30,408 Damn it. 935 01:27:37,582 --> 01:27:38,751 Jesus. 936 01:27:39,719 --> 01:27:41,053 Sorry, Bill. 937 01:27:41,854 --> 01:27:43,990 Well obviously we have a power issue, so... 938 01:27:45,590 --> 01:27:47,425 Do you want to just call it a night? 939 01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:49,594 This is our night. 940 01:27:50,329 --> 01:27:52,965 I've got a new version of the story, just get it on. 941 01:27:52,999 --> 01:27:54,634 What the fuck's gotten in to you? 942 01:27:55,301 --> 01:27:56,869 It's the fucking power, man. 943 01:28:08,014 --> 01:28:09,614 It should be back up in about a minute. 944 01:28:18,157 --> 01:28:19,759 Hey, Bill, can I see that? 945 01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:22,494 Thanks. 946 01:28:28,634 --> 01:28:29,669 - Hello? - Do you know how 947 01:28:29,702 --> 01:28:31,070 difficult it is for me to sit here 948 01:28:31,103 --> 01:28:32,614 - and listen to. - You got the wrong number 949 01:28:32,638 --> 01:28:34,206 the story inaccurately be represented. 950 01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:36,541 Okay, well we already told that story tonight. 951 01:28:36,574 --> 01:28:37,853 So tune in next year, all right? 952 01:28:37,877 --> 01:28:39,577 You can not imagine the pain 953 01:28:39,611 --> 01:28:41,123 - that this has caused my family. - Happy halloween to you 954 01:28:41,147 --> 01:28:42,181 too, darling. Okay? 955 01:28:42,214 --> 01:28:43,481 This is wron- 956 01:28:43,515 --> 01:28:44,951 Jesus. 957 01:28:47,853 --> 01:28:49,655 Right, where were we? 958 01:28:49,689 --> 01:28:52,925 Judy kept creeping down those basement steps 959 01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:55,661 not knowing what she was about to find. 960 01:28:56,796 --> 01:28:57,930 Jacob? 961 01:29:06,706 --> 01:29:07,707 Make a sign. 962 01:29:39,071 --> 01:29:40,806 Oh, Jesus. What was that? 963 01:29:43,709 --> 01:29:44,977 We're not here to hurt you. 964 01:29:46,846 --> 01:29:48,681 Show yourself. We mean you no harm. 965 01:29:52,218 --> 01:29:53,853 Show yourself again. 966 01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,254 We mean you no harm. 967 01:30:00,326 --> 01:30:01,927 Jacob? 968 01:30:04,596 --> 01:30:06,999 Oh, God. 969 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:09,635 Jacob? 970 01:30:19,611 --> 01:30:20,880 It's on fire. 971 01:30:20,913 --> 01:30:22,648 The house is on fire. 972 01:30:22,681 --> 01:30:24,750 Little baby scared of the dark. 973 01:30:25,184 --> 01:30:26,352 Let me out. 974 01:30:26,385 --> 01:30:27,787 I set the room on fire. 975 01:30:27,820 --> 01:30:29,155 Let me- 976 01:31:08,327 --> 01:31:09,795 Show yourself. 977 01:31:14,366 --> 01:31:18,070 I said show yourself you little fucking snitch. 978 01:31:18,504 --> 01:31:21,040 Judy knew the boy had locked himself inside, 979 01:31:21,073 --> 01:31:24,210 despite the reports of the boys attempts to get him out. 980 01:31:29,949 --> 01:31:32,184 Hello persistent caller, how can I help you? 981 01:31:32,218 --> 01:31:35,354 Finally, your story is wrong. 982 01:31:36,021 --> 01:31:37,189 Wrong? 983 01:31:37,223 --> 01:31:39,258 How can it be wrong? It's my buddy's story. 984 01:31:39,558 --> 01:31:41,626 No, it's inaccurate. 985 01:31:43,229 --> 01:31:45,197 How could you possibly know this one? 986 01:31:45,231 --> 01:31:47,099 I've got a firsthand source for this. 987 01:31:47,500 --> 01:31:48,968 Not as close as I do. 988 01:31:53,305 --> 01:31:54,373 What's your name, lady? 989 01:31:59,445 --> 01:32:01,113 Do you smell smoke? 990 01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:03,149 Do you think it's the van? 991 01:32:03,849 --> 01:32:05,017 No. 992 01:32:05,050 --> 01:32:07,386 It smells like a forest fire. 993 01:32:12,124 --> 01:32:13,792 You think you're gonna blackmail me, huh? 994 01:32:14,894 --> 01:32:16,162 You ain't blackmailing me. 995 01:32:37,283 --> 01:32:38,817 I hear you. 996 01:32:39,385 --> 01:32:41,253 I hear you you fucking punk. 997 01:32:45,057 --> 01:32:46,325 Where you gonna run now, huh? 998 01:32:59,872 --> 01:33:01,106 I got you, punk. 999 01:33:21,293 --> 01:33:24,296 How can you sit there and listen to the story 1000 01:33:24,330 --> 01:33:27,199 of my family and have their name dragged through the mud? 1001 01:33:32,104 --> 01:33:35,174 Curtis, this thing says that the house is on fire. 1002 01:33:41,847 --> 01:33:43,215 We gotta get them out of there. 1003 01:33:51,090 --> 01:33:52,091 No, Jacob. 1004 01:33:56,095 --> 01:33:57,796 No, Jacob. 1005 01:34:25,124 --> 01:34:26,492 Let us out of here. 1006 01:34:28,127 --> 01:34:29,261 Come on, let's go. 1007 01:34:29,295 --> 01:34:30,863 I'm out of here. 1008 01:34:32,531 --> 01:34:33,899 Pull! 1009 01:34:34,967 --> 01:34:36,402 Pull! Pull the door! 1010 01:34:36,435 --> 01:34:37,836 Unlock the door. 1011 01:34:37,870 --> 01:34:38,904 It's stuck. 1012 01:34:38,937 --> 01:34:40,105 It won't move. 1013 01:34:40,406 --> 01:34:41,573 Pull. 1014 01:34:44,109 --> 01:34:45,144 No. 1015 01:34:45,177 --> 01:34:47,346 No, I can. No, I can save him. 1016 01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:48,881 No, no. 1017 01:34:49,248 --> 01:34:50,249 No. 1018 01:34:50,282 --> 01:34:52,051 No, I can save him. 1019 01:34:57,890 --> 01:34:59,558 No, no, I can save him. 1020 01:34:59,591 --> 01:35:00,959 I can save him. 1021 01:35:00,993 --> 01:35:02,061 What's happening to her? 1022 01:35:13,038 --> 01:35:15,107 What happened in there? 1023 01:35:16,575 --> 01:35:19,044 My mother's last words were about her and the boy. 1024 01:35:19,278 --> 01:35:21,480 And it's taken me years to track down the one 1025 01:35:21,513 --> 01:35:23,082 who's responsible for this tragedy. 1026 01:35:25,184 --> 01:35:27,986 Your firsthand source is a lot more than a misled story. 1027 01:35:28,020 --> 01:35:29,888 He's the one who caused all of it. 1028 01:35:30,222 --> 01:35:31,557 And who will pay for it. 1029 01:35:33,092 --> 01:35:34,393 Mark my words. 1030 01:35:35,461 --> 01:35:36,862 Paul? 1031 01:35:38,597 --> 01:35:39,865 Paul! 1032 01:35:41,066 --> 01:35:42,067 Help. 1033 01:35:45,137 --> 01:35:46,205 Help. Help. 1034 01:35:54,480 --> 01:35:55,981 Paul? 1035 01:35:58,350 --> 01:35:59,518 Paul? 1036 01:36:53,005 --> 01:36:54,106 No! 1037 01:37:45,692 --> 01:37:48,026 There's a small bit of justice in this world 1038 01:37:48,060 --> 01:37:49,270 for those who have been wronged. 1039 01:37:49,294 --> 01:37:51,439 You know you get really sleepy after you eat white people. 1040 01:37:51,463 --> 01:37:52,732 Oh. 1041 01:37:54,533 --> 01:37:58,036 For some we create our own justice 1042 01:37:59,338 --> 01:38:00,773 and revel in the insanity. 1043 01:38:01,273 --> 01:38:02,608 That hits the spot, right? 1044 01:38:04,476 --> 01:38:05,778 So how many I get? 1045 01:38:05,812 --> 01:38:07,346 All of 'em. 1046 01:38:07,379 --> 01:38:08,547 Wait, hold on. 1047 01:38:08,580 --> 01:38:10,225 You got a little bit of the pimp right here. 1048 01:38:10,249 --> 01:38:11,483 There you go, got him. 1049 01:38:11,517 --> 01:38:13,352 Yeah, it had glitter in it. 1050 01:38:15,454 --> 01:38:17,589 Most have a worse time figuring it all out. 1051 01:38:18,524 --> 01:38:21,728 While the tragic few rely on others to stay sane, 1052 01:38:22,729 --> 01:38:24,129 or clean up our messes. 1053 01:38:24,596 --> 01:38:28,233 It can cross years before we feel any retribution 1054 01:38:28,635 --> 01:38:32,037 or that the people who have wronged us find their ends. 1055 01:38:33,773 --> 01:38:38,811 But one thing is for sure, we're not alone. 1056 01:38:57,830 --> 01:38:59,197 Do you see that? 1057 01:38:59,231 --> 01:39:00,566 What in the fuck? 1058 01:39:00,867 --> 01:39:02,401 Holy shit. 1059 01:39:03,569 --> 01:39:04,804 I knew it was Halloween. 1060 01:39:05,070 --> 01:39:06,706 But white people gotta get it together. 1061 01:39:26,693 --> 01:39:28,560 Do you guys wanna go to Waffle House? 1062 01:39:28,594 --> 01:39:30,329 - Yeah. - I know you don't. 1063 01:39:30,562 --> 01:39:32,097 I'll start. 1064 01:39:53,251 --> 01:39:54,620 This could be it. Go on, open up. 1065 01:39:55,621 --> 01:39:56,856 Come on, come on, come on. 1066 01:39:56,889 --> 01:39:58,156 I can't fit. 1067 01:39:58,190 --> 01:39:59,424 Come on, get in. 1068 01:40:14,774 --> 01:40:16,341 Come on, come on, come on. Go. 1069 01:40:18,878 --> 01:40:20,579 Come on, come on, come on. 1070 01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:23,348 Come on. Jesus Christ. 1071 01:41:01,020 --> 01:41:03,255 Hello? Is anyone there? 1072 01:41:05,323 --> 01:41:06,893 Shit. Fuck this. 1073 01:41:08,260 --> 01:41:09,361 You wanna watch a movie? 1074 01:41:09,394 --> 01:41:09,896 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1075 01:41:09,929 --> 01:41:11,229 Let's go snuggle. 1076 01:41:11,263 --> 01:41:12,364 Yeah. 1077 01:41:33,019 --> 01:41:34,419 Like that. 1078 01:41:34,453 --> 01:41:35,898 - What's wrong with yours? - It's a dude 1079 01:41:35,922 --> 01:41:37,398 - and that's his nose. - What's wrong with your prostat? 1080 01:41:37,422 --> 01:41:38,523 What the hell is that? 1081 01:41:38,557 --> 01:41:40,035 - Look, mine's at least a dick. - Keep on trucking, baby. 1082 01:41:40,059 --> 01:41:41,293 Mine is at least a dick. 1083 01:41:41,828 --> 01:41:43,663 Shit job for my tit job. 1084 01:41:43,863 --> 01:41:45,263 I like that. 1085 01:41:45,965 --> 01:41:47,365 So when are you gonna do it? 1086 01:41:47,767 --> 01:41:48,935 The tits or the shit? 1087 01:41:48,968 --> 01:41:50,535 You did the shit already 1088 01:41:50,569 --> 01:41:52,337 so when are you gonna do the tits? 1089 01:41:52,939 --> 01:41:55,474 I think I'll need to do like 10 more shit jobs 1090 01:41:55,507 --> 01:41:56,475 and then we're even. 1091 01:41:56,508 --> 01:41:57,677 Oh, okay. 1092 01:41:57,710 --> 01:41:59,812 I kinda want them like boulder size. 1093 01:41:59,846 --> 01:42:01,279 Ah, yeah. 1094 01:42:02,648 --> 01:42:05,317 I mean like mechanically how is that even po- 1095 01:42:05,350 --> 01:42:06,919 How flexible does your ass have to be 1096 01:42:06,953 --> 01:42:08,386 to shit in an ice machine? 1097 01:42:08,420 --> 01:42:10,322 I think you just put your ass in it. 1098 01:42:10,890 --> 01:42:12,859 Have you seen my ass? Get in the pumpkin.