1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:04,083 DOCTOR: The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:07,129 Every single fact in the Empire beams out of this place. 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:08,793 Now, that's what I call power. 4 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:12,502 Six hundred channels, all coming out of Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere. 5 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:14,632 This technology's wrong. 6 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:17,548 -Trouble? -Oh, yeah. 7 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:20,680 This is not the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 8 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:25,014 It's a place where humans are allowed to live by kind permission of my client. 9 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:26,474 Who controls Satellite Five? 10 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:30,895 THE EDITOR: The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe. 11 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,822 You mean that thing's in charge of Satellite Five? 12 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:36,776 Once you go to Floor 500, you never come back. 13 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:49,003 You'll have to stay and explain it, no one's going to believe me. 14 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:50,877 They might start believing a lot of things now. 15 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,675 The human race should accelerate, all back to normal. 16 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:06,225 What's happening? 17 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,311 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 18 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:16,524 I don't believe it! Why did they put you in there? 19 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:18,567 They never said you were coming. 20 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:20,277 What happened? I was... 21 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:24,452 Careful now. Ooh, mind yourself. 22 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,659 That's the transmat, it scrambles your head. 23 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,958 I was sick for days. All right? 24 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,758 So, what's your name, then, sweetheart? 25 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:39,214 The Doctor, I think. I was... I don't know. What happened? 26 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:41,131 You got chosen. 27 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,017 Chosen for what? 28 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:47,229 You're a housemate! You're in the house. Isn't that brilliant? 29 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:51,145 That's not fair, we've got eviction in five minutes! 30 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,648 I've been here for all nine weeks, I've followed the rules, 31 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:56,697 I haven't had a single warning, then he comes swanning in. 32 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,862 If they keep changing the rules, I'm gonna protest, I am. You watch me. 33 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,701 I'm gonna paint the walls. 34 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,912 (BIG BROTHER THEME MUSIC) 35 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,913 Would the Doctor please come to the Diary Room? 36 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:25,844 You are live on Channel 44,000. Please do not swear. 37 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,393 You have got to be kidding. 38 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,769 (DOCTOR WHO THEME MUSIC) 39 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,934 What happened? 40 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:20,110 It's all right, it's the transmat. It does your head in. 41 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:23,275 You get a bit of amnesia. What's your name? 42 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:27,454 Rose. But where's the Doctor? 43 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:32,451 Just remember, do what the android says. Don't provoke it. 44 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:35,124 The android's word is law. 45 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,131 What do you mean, android? Like a robot? 46 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,834 WOMAN: Positions, everyone. Thank you! 47 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,802 Come on, hurry up. 48 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,840 Steady. 49 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:52,976 I was traveling...with the Doctor and a man called Captain Jack. 50 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,891 The Doctor wouldn't just leave me... 51 00:03:55,986 --> 00:04:00,650 That's enough chat. Positions, final call. Good luck. 52 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,613 But I'm not supposed to be here. 53 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:06,444 It says Rose on the podium. Come on. 54 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:24,385 Hold on, I must be going mad. 55 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,133 It can't be. This looks like... 56 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,013 Android activated! 57 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,058 Oh, my God, the android. 58 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,684 The Anne...droid. 59 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:42,024 Welcome to The Weakest Link. 60 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:48,114 TRINE-E: Here we go again. We've got our work cut out for us. 61 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:52,198 ZU-ZANA: I don't know, he's sort of handsome. Has a good lantern jaw. 62 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,707 Lantern jaws are so last year. 63 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:58,203 Sorry, but, nice to meet you, ladies, but where exactly am I? 64 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,797 We're giving you a brand-new image. 65 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,715 Hold on, I was with the Doctor. 66 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,301 Why, is there something wrong with what I'm wearing? 67 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:09,722 It's all very 20th century. Where did you get that denim? 68 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,719 A little place in Cardiff. It was called The Top Shop. 69 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,562 Design classic! 70 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,057 But we're going to have to find you some new colours, 71 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:23,233 maybe get rid of that "Oklahoma farm boy" thing you've got going on. 72 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:27,441 Just stand still and let the defabricator work its magic. 73 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:28,908 What's the defabricator? 74 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,708 Okay. Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin. 75 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,747 Am I naked in front of millions of viewers? 76 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,420 BOTH: Absolutely! 77 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:48,549 Ladies...your viewing figures just went up. 78 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,299 Can't open it. 79 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,642 It's got a deadlock seal. Ever since Big Brother 504 80 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,433 when they all walked out, you must remember that? 81 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:58,892 What about this? 82 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,566 That's Exoglass. You need a nuclear bomb to get through. 83 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,439 Don't tempt me. 84 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:08,322 I know you're not supposed to talk about the outside world, 85 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,443 but you must've been watching. Do people like me? 86 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,661 Lynda, Lynda with a "Y" not Linda with an "I". 87 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,783 She got forcibly evicted 'cause she damaged a camera. Am I popular? 88 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:21,670 -I don't remember. -Does that mean I'm nothing? 89 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:25,791 Some people get this far 'cause they're insignificant. Doesn't anybody notice me? 90 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:30,338 No, you're...nice, you're sweet. Everybody thinks you're sweet. 91 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:36,177 Oh? Is that right? Is that what I am? No one's ever told me that before. 92 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,599 Am I sweet? Really? 93 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,555 Yeah. Dead sweet. 94 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,265 Thank you. 95 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:48,108 It's a wall. Isn't there supposed to be a garden out there? 96 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,860 Don't be daft, no one's got a garden anymore. 97 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:53,030 Who's got a garden? Don't tell me you've got a garden! 98 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,160 No, I've just got the Tardis. 99 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:57,823 I remember. 100 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,496 That's the amnesia! So, what happened? Where did they get you? 101 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,828 We'd just left Rexicoricophalvitorius. 102 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:07,207 Then we went to Kyoto. That's right, Japan, in 1336 103 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,834 and we only just escaped. 104 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,052 We were together, we were laughing and then... 105 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:14,673 there was this light, this white light coming through the walls 106 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,515 and then... 107 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,518 I woke up here. 108 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:21,684 Yeah, that's the transmat beam. That's how they pick the housemates. 109 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:29,066 Oh, Lynda with a "Y". Sweet, little Lynda. 110 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,319 It's worse than that. 111 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,827 I'm not just some passing traveller. 112 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,872 No stupid little transmat gets inside my ship. 113 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,582 That beam was 15 million times more powerful. 114 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:44,999 Which means...this isn't just a game. 115 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,838 There's something else going on. 116 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:53,716 Well, here's the latest update from the Big Brother house. 117 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:57,215 I'm getting out. I'm gonna find my friends. 118 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,719 And then I'm gonna find you. 119 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:13,030 -Need a word. -Hold on, let me finish this. 120 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:15,780 19, 18... 121 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:19,746 17, 16, 15... 122 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:23,332 Thank you, people, transmitting in... 123 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:26,708 12, 11, 10... 124 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,379 I need to find the Doctor... 125 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,798 Just shut up and play the game. 126 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:34,962 All right, then. What the hell, I'm gonna play to win. 127 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,923 ...and cue! 128 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:42,136 Let's play The Weakest Link. Start the clock. 129 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,354 Agorax, the name of which basic foodstuff 130 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,775 is an anagram of the word "beard"? 131 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,484 -Bread. -Correct. 132 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:55,232 Fitch, in the Pan Traffic Calendar, which month comes after Hoob? 133 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:59,410 -Is it Clavadoe? -No, Pandoff. 134 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:03,661 Rose, in maths, what is 258 minus 158? 135 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,499 -100! -Correct. 136 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,743 -Rodrick. -Bank. 137 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,669 Which letter of the alphabet 138 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:12,290 appears in the word dangle but not in the word gland? 139 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,630 -E. -Correct. 140 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:18,638 Colleen, in social security, what D is the name of the payment 141 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,928 given to Martian Drones? 142 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,725 -Default. -Correct. 143 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:25,303 Broff, the Great Cobalt Pyramid 144 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:30,442 is built on the remains of which famous Old Earth institute? 145 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,645 -Touchdown. -No, Torchwood. 146 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:38,992 Agorax, in language, all five examples of which type of letter 147 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,577 appear in the word facetious? 148 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,074 -Vowels. -Correct. 149 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:47,956 Fitch, in biology, which blood cells contain iron, red or white? 150 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:52,088 -White. -No, red. 151 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:56,339 Rose, in the holovid series, Jupiter Rising, 152 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,883 the Grexnik is married to whom? 153 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,552 How should I know? 154 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,141 Why is she laughing? 155 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,894 Oh, my God, I think she knows. 156 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:14,861 And I've got a housemate who appeared out of nowhere. I told you. 157 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,859 It's like the game's running itself. 158 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,616 It's the Buccaneer look. 159 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,535 Little dash of pirate and just a tweak of President Schwarzenegger. 160 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:26,206 Not sure about the vest. What about a little bit of colour to lift it? 161 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,167 Absolutely not, never wear black with colour. 162 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,370 It makes the colour look cheap and the black look boring. 163 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,167 Now, let's talk jackets. 164 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:36,671 -I kind of like the first one. -No, that's a bit too much Hell's Angel. 165 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,422 I think I like the shorter one. Look! 166 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,592 Waist-length, nice and slimming, shows off the bum. 167 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:42,930 Works for me. 168 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:46,222 Once we've got an outfit, we can look at the face. 169 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,219 Ever thought about cosmetic surgery? 170 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,597 I've considered it, yeah. A little lift around the eyes, 171 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,894 tighten up the jaw line, what do you think? 172 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,731 Let's have a bit more ambition. 173 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:59,064 Let's do something cutting edge. 174 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,446 So, Rose, what do you actually do? 175 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:07,369 I just travel about a bit. Bit of a tourist, I suppose. 176 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,665 Another way of saying unemployed? 177 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,913 -No! -Have you got a job? 178 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,249 Well, not really, no... 179 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,960 Then you are unemployed. 180 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:19,584 Yet you've still got enough money to buy peroxide. Why Fitch? 181 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:24,093 Er...I think she got a few of the questions wrong, that's all. 182 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,933 And you'd know all about that. 183 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:32,890 Well, yeah, but I can't vote for myself, so it had to be Fitch. 184 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:40,068 Sorry, that's the game, that's how it works. I had to vote for someone. 185 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:43,741 Let me try again. It was the lights and everything, I couldn't think... 186 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:48,242 In fact, with three answers wrong, Broff was the Weakest Link in that round. 187 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,994 But it's votes that count! 188 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:54,961 I'm sorry, please. Oh, God, help me. 189 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,840 Fitch, you are the Weakest Link. Goodbye. 190 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:14,143 And we've gone to the adverts. Back in three minutes. 191 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,521 What's that? What just happened? 192 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,270 She was the Weakest Link, she gets disintegrated. 193 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,320 Blasted into atoms. 194 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,819 But I voted for her. 195 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,206 Oh, my God, this is sick. 196 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,998 All of you, you're just sick. I'm not playing... 197 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:41,341 I'm not playing! I can't do it. 198 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,711 Please, somebody let me out of here. 199 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,339 You are the Weakest Link. 200 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,802 Goodbye. 201 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,193 Don't try to escape. 202 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,026 It's play or die. 203 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:12,997 Doctor, they said all housemates must gather on the sofa, you've got to. 204 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,699 I'm busy getting out, thanks. 205 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,915 But if you don't obey, then all the housemates get punished. 206 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,838 Well, maybe I'll be voted out, then. 207 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:24,167 How stupid are you? You've only just joined, you're not eligible. 208 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:27,095 And don't try anything clever or we all get it in the neck. 209 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,010 Big Brother house, this is Davinadroid. 210 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,513 Crosbie, Lynda and Strood, 211 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:36,721 you have all been nominated for eviction. And the eighth person to be evicted 212 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,190 from the Big Brother house is... 213 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,938 -Crosbie! -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 214 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,358 It should've been me, that's not fair, Crosbie. 215 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,411 Crosbie, you have 10 seconds to make your farewells 216 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,404 and then we're going to get you! 217 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,990 LYNDA: I won't forget you. 218 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,202 -I'm sorry I stole your soap. -I don't mind, honestly. 219 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:02,539 And thanks for the food, you're a smashing cook. Bless you. 220 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,631 Crosbie, please leave the Big Brother house. 221 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,434 Bye, then. Bye, Lynda. 222 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,094 Bye. 223 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,949 I don't believe it. Crosbie. 224 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,449 It's only a game show. She'll make a fortune on the outside. 225 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:38,120 Sell her story, release a record, fitness video, all of that. She'll be laughing. 226 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,294 -What do you mean, on the outside? -Here we go. 227 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,330 (BIG BROTHER THEME MUSIC) 228 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,339 What are they waiting for? Why don't they just let her go? 229 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,467 Stop it, it's not funny. 230 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:01,560 Eviction in 5, 4... 231 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:05,143 3, 2, 1. 232 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,661 What was that? 233 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,323 Disintegrator beam. 234 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,459 She's been evicted. 235 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,505 From life. 236 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,636 No one programmed the transmat, no one selected new contestants. 237 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,437 It is exactly like those stories. 238 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,516 Don't start that again. I think you need to take a session off. 239 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,605 I would, if you'd take it with me. 240 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,233 And don't start that again either. 241 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,855 But the rumours go back decades. 242 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,404 Saying that something's been hidden up here. 243 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,367 Underneath the transmissions. 244 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,864 But the Controller would know. She watches everything. 245 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:04,711 Maybe she just can't see it. You've got to allow for human error. 246 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,079 Well, that's your problem, then. 247 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,380 I don't think she's been human for years. 248 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:25,105 18, 19, 20. 249 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,691 Transmit. 250 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:31,236 Are you insane? You just step right into the disintegrator? 251 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,857 Is it that important getting your face on the telly? Is it worth dying for? 252 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:38,160 -You're talking like we've got a choice! -I thought you had to apply. 253 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,080 Don't be so stupid. That's how they played it centuries back. 254 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,495 You get chosen whether you like it or not. 255 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,622 Everyone on Earth is a potential contestant, 256 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,996 the transmat beam picks you out at random. 257 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,503 And it's nonstop. There are 60 Big Brother houses all running at once. 258 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:54,882 -How many? 60? -They've had to cut back, it's not what it was. 259 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,805 It's a charnel house. What about the winners? What do they get? 260 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,640 -They get to live. -Is that it? 261 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,930 Well, isn't that enough? 262 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,898 Rose is out there. She got caught in the transmat, she's a contestant. 263 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,358 Time I got out. 264 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:13,029 That other contestant, Linda with an "I", she was forcibly evicted for what? 265 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,948 -Damage to property. -What, like this? 266 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,949 No, I'm just not getting this. 267 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:25,784 It's just too safe. Too decent. And you'd never keep it clean. 268 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,535 Stage two ready and waiting. 269 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,336 Bring it on, girls. 270 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,761 And now it's time for the face-off! 271 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,134 What does that mean? Do I get to compete with someone else? 272 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,135 No, like I said, face...off. 273 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,811 (WHIRRING) 274 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,973 I think you'd look good with a dog's head! 275 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,398 Or maybe no head at all, that would be so outrageous. 276 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,196 And we could stitch your legs to the middle of your chest. 277 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:59,317 Nothing is too extreme. It's to die for. 278 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,286 Hold on, ladies, I don't want to have to shoot either one of you. 279 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,864 -But you're unarmed. -You're naked! 280 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:10,207 -But that's a Compact Laser Deluxe. -Where were you hiding that? 281 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,204 You really don't want to know. 282 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,127 Give me that accessory! 283 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,805 You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye. 284 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,730 Going to the break, two minutes on the clock. 285 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,771 Just a reminder, we've got solar flare activity coming up in 10. 286 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,068 Thanks, everyone. 287 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,438 Colleen was clever, she banked all our money, why'd you vote for her? 288 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,115 'Cause I want to keep you in. You're stupid. 289 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,069 You don't even know the Princess Vossaheen's surname. 290 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,413 When it comes to the final, I want to be up against you. 291 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,626 So that you get disintegrated and I get a stackload of credits. 292 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,999 Courtesy of the Bad Wolf Corporation. 293 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,502 What do you mean? Who's Bad Wolf? 294 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,794 They're in charge, they run the Game Station. 295 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,504 Why are they called Bad Wolf? 296 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,339 I don't know, it's just a name. 297 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,891 It's like an Old Earth nursery rhyme sort of thing. 298 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,351 What does it matter? 299 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:11,226 I keep hearing those words everywhere we go. Bad Wolf. 300 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,184 The things you see... 301 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,731 the darkness. 302 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,571 The big, bad wolf. 303 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,151 Attention all personnel, Bad Wolf 1 descending. 304 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,485 "Blaidd Drwg." 305 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,912 -What's it mean? -Bad Wolf. 306 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:33,995 Different times, different places. Like it's written all over the universe. 307 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,546 What are you going on about? 308 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:40,047 If the Bad Wolf is in charge of the quiz then maybe I'm not here by mistake. 309 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,717 Someone's been planning this. 310 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,017 The Doctor, you've broken the house rules. 311 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,937 Big Brother has no choice but to evict you. 312 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:55,399 You have 10 seconds to make your farewells and then we're gonna get you! 313 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,023 That's more like it! Come on, then, open up! 314 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,979 You're mad, it's like you want to die. 315 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:03,358 I reckon he's a plant, he was only brought in to stir things up. 316 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,944 The Doctor, please leave the Big Brother house. 317 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,492 Come on, then, disintegrate me! Come on, what are you waiting for? 318 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,165 He is, he's mad. He's bonkers! 319 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,538 I told you to keep an eye on him, not kill him. 320 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,794 He damaged the property, it's an automatic process. 321 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:29,184 Eviction in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 322 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,645 (MACHINES POWER DOWN) 323 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,982 Ha-ha! I knew it! You see, someone brought me into this game. 324 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,898 If they wanted me dead, they could've transmatted me into a volcano. 325 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,025 -What did you do? -Nothing. 326 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,149 It's like some sort of override. 327 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,026 ...maybe the security isn't as tight this end. 328 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,529 You following this? I'm getting out! 329 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,370 -Come with me. -We're not allowed. 330 00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,043 Stay in there, you got a 50-50 chance of disintegration. 331 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,088 Stay with me, I promise I'll get you out alive. Come on! 332 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,635 No, I can't. 333 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,179 Lynda, you're sweet. From what I've seen of your world, 334 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,799 do you think anybody votes for sweet? 335 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,863 Hold on. I've been here before. 336 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,698 This is Satellite Five. 337 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,825 No guards, makes a change. 338 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,037 You'd think a big business like Satellite Five would be armed to the teeth. 339 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,959 No one's called it Satellite Five in ages. 340 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:44,759 It's the Game Station now. Hasn't been Satellite Five in about 100 years. 341 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:49,172 100 years exactly. It's the year 200100. 342 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,015 I was here before, Floor 139. 343 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:55,185 The Satellite was broadcasting news channels back then. 344 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,184 Had a bit of trouble upstairs. Nothing too serious. 345 00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:01,563 Easy, gave them a hand, home in time for tea. 346 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:06,906 Hundred years ago? What? You were here 100 years ago? 347 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,240 Yes. 348 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,238 Well, you're looking good on it. 349 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,236 I moisturise. 350 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:16,741 Funny sorts of readings. All kinds of energy. Place is humming. 351 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:20,085 It's weird, this goes way beyond normal transmissions. 352 00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:22,125 What would they need all that power for? 353 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:26,718 I don't know. I think we're the first ever contestants to get outside. 354 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,132 I had two friends with me, 355 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,756 they must have got caught in the transmat. Where would they be? 356 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,883 I don't know, they could have been allocated anywhere. 357 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,639 There's 100 different games. 358 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,474 Like what? 359 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,847 There's 10 floors of Big Brother, there's a different house 360 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:43,400 behind each of these doors, and then beyond that there's all sorts of shows. 361 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:47,150 It's nonstop. There's Call My Bluff, with real guns. 362 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:51,196 Countdown, where you got 30 seconds to stop the bomb going off. 363 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:55,906 Ground Force, which is a nasty one. You get turned into compost. 364 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,786 Wipeout, speaks for itself. 365 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,828 Oh, and Stars In Their Eyes, literally, stars in their eyes. 366 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,580 If you don't sing, you get blinded. 367 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,381 And you watch this stuff? 368 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,584 Everyone does. How come you don't? 369 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,089 Never paid for my license. 370 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,092 Oh, my God, you get executed for that. 371 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,673 Let them try. 372 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,889 You keep saying things that don't make sense. 373 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,016 Who are you, though, Doctor, really? 374 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,811 It doesn't matter. 375 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:26,360 Well, it does to me. I've just put my life in your hands. 376 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:31,198 I'm just a traveller wandering past. Believe it or not, all I'm after is a quiet life. 377 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:36,196 So, if we get out of here, what are you going to do? Just wander off again? 378 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,113 As fast as I can. 379 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,830 'Cause, erm...I could come with you. 380 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,131 -Maybe you could. -I wouldn't get in the way. 381 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:52,052 I wouldn't mind if you did. Not a bad idea, Lynda with a "Y". 382 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,387 But first of all, we've got to concentrate on the getting out. 383 00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,977 To do that, you've got to know your enemy. Who's controlling it? 384 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:03,431 Who's in charge of the Satellite now? 385 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,810 Hold on. 386 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,901 Your lords and masters. 387 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,583 Okay, you win, the Controller's got to handle this. 388 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,544 Archive makes a record of all transmat activities. 389 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,334 Find out how he got on board. 390 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,210 Archive 6. 391 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:56,905 Controller, we have a problem. 392 00:24:57,579 --> 00:24:59,285 Continue working. 393 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,242 We have a security problem. 394 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,081 Continue working. 395 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:09,208 I'm sorry, but I can't. We have contestants outside of the games. 396 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,960 But the alarms haven't gone off. 397 00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:13,425 No security, the games continue. 398 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,802 But we can't just let them wander. 399 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,592 They are no one. 400 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,592 They are no one. 401 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,857 I'm sorry, I was just... 402 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,855 Archive 6 is out of bounds. 403 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,527 I need to check the transmat log. 404 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:37,574 Archive 6 is out of bounds. No one may enter Archive 6. Return to work. 405 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,745 Return to work. 406 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:51,747 Inform all staff, solar flares in Delta .7. 407 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:53,753 (MURMURING) 408 00:25:57,431 --> 00:26:01,470 Compatible systems, just align the wave signature. 409 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:03,972 Attaboy! 410 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:08,347 Got myself a gun. Well, ladies, the pleasure was all mine, 411 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,975 which is the only thing that matters in the end. 412 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:22,202 Two hearts, that's him. Which floor? 413 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:33,881 Blimey! I've never seen it for real before, not from orbit. 414 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,132 Planet Earth! 415 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,801 What's happened to it? 416 00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,880 It's always been like that, ever since I was born. See that there? 417 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,678 That's the Great Atlantic Smog Storm, it's been going 20 years. 418 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:46,553 We get newsflashes telling us when it's safe to breathe outside. 419 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:49,930 So the population just sits there? Half the world's too fat 420 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,482 and half the world's too thin and you lot just watch telly? 421 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:55,026 10,000 channels. All beaming down from here. 422 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:58,989 The human race. Brainless sheep, being fed on a diet of... 423 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:02,660 Have they still got that program where three people have to live with a bear? 424 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,327 Bear With Me! I love that! 425 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,746 The celebrity edition where the bear got in the bath. 426 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:10,333 But it's all gone wrong. I mean, history's gone wrong. Again! 427 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:13,211 This should be the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 428 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:16,332 I don't understand. Last time I was here I put it right. 429 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:19,175 No, but that's when it first went wrong. 100 years ago. 430 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:23,597 Like you said, all the news channels, they just shut down overnight. 431 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:27,305 But that was me. I did that. 432 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,762 There was nothing left in their place. No information. 433 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:33,732 The whole planet just froze. The government, the economy, they collapsed. 434 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:38,028 That was the start of it. 100 years of hell. 435 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,446 Oh, my... 436 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,698 I made this world. 437 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:57,715 That leaves Rose and Rodrick. You're going head-to-head. 438 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,793 Let's play The Weakest Link! 439 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:05,139 Right, that's the end of tactical voting. You're on your own now. 440 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:11,144 JACK: Hey, handsome, good to see you. Any sign of Rose? 441 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:12,558 Can't you track her down? 442 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:15,607 She must still be inside the games. All the rooms are shielded. 443 00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:18,773 If I can just get inside this computer. She's got to be here somewhere. 444 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,272 You'd better hurry up, these games don't have a happy ending. 445 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,990 You think I don't know that? 446 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:27,869 There you go, patch that in. It's programmed to find her. 447 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,571 -Thanks. -Hey, there. 448 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,452 -Hello. -Captain Jack Harkness. 449 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,709 -Lynda Moss. -Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss. 450 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,956 -Do you mind flirting outside? -I was just saying hello. 451 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,295 For you, that's flirting. 452 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:39,506 -I'm not complaining. -Muchas gracias. 453 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:42,798 It's not compatible. This stupid system doesn't make sense. 454 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:50,513 This place should be a basic broadcaster. But the systems are twice as complicated. 455 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,763 It's more than just television. This station's transmitting something else. 456 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,472 -Like what? -I don't know. 457 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,850 This whole Bad Wolf thing's tied up with me. 458 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,147 Someone's manipulated my entire life. 459 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,441 It's some sort of trap and Rose is stuck inside it. 460 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:03,897 Rose, in geography, 461 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:07,951 the Grand Central Ravine is named after which ancient British city? 462 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,320 Is it York? 463 00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,698 No, the correct answer is Sheffield. 464 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,246 Found her. Floor 407. 465 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:18,079 Oh, my God, she's with the Anne Droid! You've got to get her out of there! 466 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:21,961 Rodrick, in literature, the author of Lucky was Jackie who? 467 00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,542 Stewart. 468 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:26,466 No, the correct answer is Collins. 469 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:31,975 Rose, the oldest inhabitant of the Isop Galaxy is the Face of what? 470 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,969 Boe! The Face of Boe! 471 00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:39,558 That is the correct answer. 472 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,237 Come on. 473 00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:49,201 Rodrick, in history who was the President of the Red Velvets? 474 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:50,861 Hoshbin Frane. 475 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,863 That is the correct answer. 476 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:58,870 Rose, in food, the dish Gaffabeque originated on which planet? 477 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:04,382 Erm...is it... 478 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:10,881 -Mars? -No, the correct answer is Lucifer. 479 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:21,058 Rodrick, which measurement of length is said to have been defined 480 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:25,688 by the Emperor Jate as the distance from his nose to his fingertip? 481 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,986 Would that be a goffle? 482 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,443 No, the correct answer is a paab. 483 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:35,906 Rose, in fashion, Stella Pok Baint is famous for what? 484 00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:41,874 Shoes. 485 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:44,081 No, the correct answer is hats. 486 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:47,668 Game Room 6, which one is it? 487 00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:48,969 Over here! 488 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,179 San...Hazeldine? 489 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,848 No, the correct answer is San Chen. 490 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,516 Stand back, let me blast it open. 491 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,060 You can't, it's a vital combination. 492 00:30:57,147 --> 00:31:02,642 Rose, in history, which Icelandic city hosted Murder Spree 20? 493 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:12,784 Reykjavik? 494 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,116 No, the correct answer is Pola Ventura. 495 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:27,583 Oh, my God! I've done it! You've lost! 496 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:31,344 Come on, come on! 497 00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:34,840 -Rodrick, you are the Strongest Link. -I'm not meant to be here. 498 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:37,058 You will be transported home with 1,600 credits. 499 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,352 I need to find the Doctor! 500 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,223 -He wouldn't just leave me! -Thank you so much. 501 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,979 This game is illegal, I'm telling you to stop! 502 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:48,275 Rose! Stop this game. I order you to stop this game! 503 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:52,483 -You are the Weakest link. -Look out for the Anne Droid, it's armed! 504 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:10,045 Back off! 505 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:14,213 I need security and I need it here right now! 506 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:18,308 -It's this lot. -Don't you touch him! Leave him alone! 507 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,182 Sir, put down the gun or I'll have to shoot. 508 00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:23,388 You killed her! 509 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:26,358 Your stupid freaking game show killed her! 510 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:30,820 Sir, I'm arresting you under Private Legislation 16 of the Game Station... 511 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:50,840 Can you tell us the purpose of this device, sir? 512 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:53,168 Can you tell us how you got on board? 513 00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,094 Just leave him alone. 514 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,888 I'm asking him. 515 00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:03,724 Sir? Can you tell us who you are? 516 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:13,401 You will be taken from this place to the Lunar Penal Colony, 517 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:16,900 there to be held without trial. You may not appeal against this sentence. 518 00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:21,704 Is that understood? 519 00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:30,122 Let's do it. 520 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,727 Oh, my God, now we're in trouble. 521 00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:47,639 Floor 500. 522 00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:53,938 Clear the floor! He's on his way up here. With a gun! 523 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,033 This is an emergency, you've got to close down the lift. 524 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,408 All staff are reminded that solar flares... 525 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,242 Never mind the solar flares, he's gonna kill you! 526 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:13,457 Okay, move away from the desk. Nobody try anything clever. 527 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:17,177 Everybody clear, stand to the side and stay there. 528 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,091 Who's in charge of this place? 529 00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,798 -This Satellite is more than a Game Station. -...79, 80... 530 00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,300 Who killed Rose Tyler? 531 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:26,519 -All staff are reminded that... -I want an answer. 532 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:28,559 She can't reply. Don't shoot! 533 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:31,016 Don't be so thick, like I was ever gonna shoot. 534 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:32,900 Captain, we've got more guards on the way up. 535 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,103 -Secure the exits. -Yes, sir! 536 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,653 You! What were you saying? 537 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:38,982 -But I've got your gun. -Okay, so shoot me. Why can't she answer? 538 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,326 She's... Can I put this down? 539 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,570 -If you want, just hurry up. -Thanks. 540 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:47,749 Sorry. The Controller is linked into the transmissions. 541 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:49,827 The entire output goes through her brain. 542 00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:52,875 You're not a member of staff so she doesn't recognise your existence. 543 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:54,714 -What's her name? -I don't know. 544 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:58,176 She was installed when she was five. It's the only life she's ever known. 545 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:00,632 Doors sealed. We should be safe for about 10 minutes. 546 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:01,839 Keep an eye on them. 547 00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:04,136 What you were saying about the Game Station, 548 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,183 I think you're right. I've kept a log. 549 00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:09,976 Unauthorised transmats, encrypted signals, it's been going on for years. 550 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:11,146 Show me. 551 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:14,021 You're not allowed in there. Archive 6 is out of bounds. 552 00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:16,691 Do I look like an out of bounds sort of guy? 553 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:45,674 What the hell? 554 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,564 Solar flare activity in Delta .015. 555 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:56,067 If you're not holding us hostage then let us out. The staff are terrified. 556 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,728 That's the same staff who execute hundreds of contestants every day? 557 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,401 We're just doing our jobs. 558 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:04,071 And with that sentence you just lost the right to even talk to me, now back off! 559 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:11,746 That's just the solar flares. They interfere with the broadcast signal 560 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,164 so this place automatically powers down. 561 00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:17,918 Planet Earth gets a few repeats. It's all quite normal. 562 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:19,424 Doctor... 563 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,926 -Doctor? -Whatever it is, you can wait. 564 00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:23,841 I think she wants you. 565 00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:28,301 Doctor. Doctor. Where's the Doctor? 566 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:29,888 I'm here. 567 00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:33,267 Can't see. Blind, so blind. 568 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:37,234 All my life blind, all I can see is numbers. But I saw you. 569 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,858 -What do you want? -Solar flares hiding me, they can't hear me. 570 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:42,564 My Masters listen but they can't hear me now. 571 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,320 The sun is so bright. 572 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:46,317 Who are your masters? 573 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:50,413 They wired my head, the name's forbidden. They control my thoughts. 574 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,082 My Masters, I had to be careful. 575 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:56,252 They monitor transmission but they don't watch the programs. 576 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,876 I could hide you in the games. I knew that you'd find me. 577 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,798 My friend died inside your games. 578 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,883 -Doesn't matter. -Don't dare tell me that! 579 00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:06,634 They've been hiding. My Masters, hiding in the dark space. 580 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:10,850 Watching and shaping the Earth, so many years. 581 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:15,730 Always been there, guiding humanity. Hundreds and hundreds of years. 582 00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:17,102 Who are they? 583 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:19,809 They wait and plan and grow in numbers, they're strong now. 584 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:22,312 -So strong, my Masters... -Who are they? 585 00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:25,816 But speak of you, my Masters, they fear the Doctor... 586 00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:28,489 Tell me, who are they? 587 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:32,993 (MURMURING) 588 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,413 When's the next solar flare? 589 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,586 -Two years' time. -Fat lot of good that is! 590 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:40,880 -Found the Tardis. -We're not leaving now. 591 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:45,503 No, but the Tardis worked it out. You'll wanna watch this. 592 00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:47,799 Lynda, could you stand over there for me, please? 593 00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:49,506 I just want to go home. 594 00:37:49,642 --> 00:37:53,305 It'll only take a second. Could you stand in that spot? Quick as you can. 595 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:57,856 Everybody watching? Okay, 3, 2, 1. 596 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,026 -But you killed her. -Oh? Do you think? 597 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:12,779 What the hell was that? 598 00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:15,536 It's a transmat beam. Not a disintegrator. 599 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:19,661 A secondary transmat system. People don't get killed in the games. 600 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:23,999 They get transported across space. Doctor, Rose is still alive! 601 00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,773 No. It can't be... 602 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:44,732 You're dead. I saw you die! 603 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:52,744 -She's out there somewhere. -Doctor! Coordinates 5.6.1. 604 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,783 Don't! The solar flare's gone, they'll hear you! 605 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:58,454 ...434. No, my Masters, no, I defy you! 606 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:01,293 Sigma 77... (SCREAMS) 607 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:05,255 They took her. 608 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,607 My Masters. 609 00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:32,447 You can kill me. For I have brought your destruction. 610 00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:41,368 Use that, it might contain the final numbers. 611 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,953 I kept a log of all the unscheduled transmissions. 612 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:48,504 Nice, thanks. Captain Jack Harkness, by the way. 613 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:51,548 -I'm Davitch Pavale. -Nice to meet you, Davitch Pavale. 614 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,220 There's a time and a place. 615 00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:56,175 Are you saying this whole setup's been a disguise all along? 616 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:59,519 Going way back. Installing the Jagrafess 100 years ago. 617 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,808 Someone's been playing a long game. 618 00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:05,399 Controlling the human race from behind the scenes for generations. 619 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,317 Click on this. 620 00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:14,951 The transmat delivers to that point, right on the edge of the solar system. 621 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,619 There's nothing there. 622 00:40:16,706 --> 00:40:19,823 It looks like nothing because that's what this Satellite does! 623 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,496 Underneath the transmission, there's another signal. 624 00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:25,666 -Doing what? -Hiding whatever's out there. 625 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:28,164 Hiding it from sonar, radar, scanners. 626 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,755 There's something sitting right on top of planet Earth 627 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,132 but it's completely invisible. 628 00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:36,555 If I cancel the signal... 629 00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:57,657 That's impossible. I know those ships. 630 00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,992 They were destroyed. 631 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:02,782 Obviously they survived. 632 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,708 Who did? Who are they? 633 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:09,331 200 ships. More than 2,000 on board each one. 634 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:11,507 That's just about half a million of them. 635 00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:13,459 Half a million what? 636 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,010 Daleks. 637 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:19,599 Alert. Alert. We are detected! 638 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:25,438 It is the Doctor! He has located us. Open communications channel. 639 00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:30,231 The female will stand. Stand! 640 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,702 I will talk to the Doctor. 641 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:42,239 Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello. 642 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:47,460 The Dalek Stratagem nears completion. The Fleet is almost ready. 643 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,579 You will not intervene. 644 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,505 Oh, really? Why's that, then? 645 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:53,924 We have your associate. 646 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:58,888 You will obey or she will be exterminated. 647 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:02,725 No. 648 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,770 Explain yourself. 649 00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,606 I said, no. 650 00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:15,654 What is the meaning of this negative? 651 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:17,273 It means no. 652 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,492 But she will be destroyed! 653 00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:24,577 No, 'cause this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna rescue her. 654 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:27,579 I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek Fleet. 655 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:31,003 And then I'm gonna save the Earth. And then, just to finish off, 656 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:35,296 I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky! 657 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:39,922 But you have no weapons! No defences! No plan! 658 00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:43,634 Yeah. And doesn't that scare you to death? 659 00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:45,514 Rose? 660 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:46,931 Yes, Doctor? 661 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:48,979 I'm coming to get you. 662 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:52,813 The Doctor is initiating hostile action. 663 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:58,360 The Stratagem must advance. Begin the invasion of Earth. 664 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,984 The Doctor will be exterminated. 665 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,988 ALL: Exterminate. Exterminate... 666 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:16,295 Launch missiles. Exterminate. 667 00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:21,720 We've got incoming. This is it, ladies and gentlemen, we are at war. 668 00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:25,175 JACK: There's an army about to invade this station. 669 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,514 Defences have gone off line. 670 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:31,640 I'm dead, or about to die any second, with no chance of escape. 671 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,783 How did you survive the Time War? 672 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:49,866 They survived through me.