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NEWSREADER: Solar flare
activity has increased across space lanes 556
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and all commercial flights
are advised...
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(THROBBING HUM)
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(WHOOSHING)
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So, it's 200,000, it's a spaceship...
No, wait a minute, space station.
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And, er...
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Go try that gate over there!
Off you go.
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-200,000? Right.
-200,000.
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Adam! Out you come.
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-Oh, my God.
-ROSE: Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
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-Where are we?
-ROSE: Good question.
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Let's see. So, um...
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Judging by the architecture,
I'd say we're around the year 200,000.
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-Uh-huh, yeah.
-ROSE: And if you listen...
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Engines.
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We're on some sort
of space station.
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Yeah, definitely
a space station.
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It's a bit warm in here,
they could turn the heating down.
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Tell you what,
let's try that gate. Come on.
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Here we go.
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And this is...
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ROSE: I'll let the Doctor
describe it.
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The Fourth Great and Bountiful
Human Empire. And there it is.
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Planet Earth, at its height.
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Covered with mega-cities, five
moons, population 96 billion,
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the hub of a galactic domain
stretching across a million planets,
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a million species,
with mankind right in the middle.
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He's your boyfriend.
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Not anymore.
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(DOCTOR WHO THEME)
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DOCTOR: Come on, Adam,
open your mind. You're gonna like this
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fantastic period of history,
the human race at its most intelligent.
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Culture! Art! Politics!
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This era has got fine food,
good manners, the works...
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Out the way!
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MAN 1: Let's get to it.
Thank you very much, indeed.
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Somebody there? That's right. What do
you want, love? Keep it moving.
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-I'll be with you lot in a minute. Here you are.
-MAN 2: One at a time!
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Now what was it? Kronkburger with
cheese, kronkburger with pajatos.
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Oi! You, mate! Stop pushing.
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Get back! I said back!
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-Fine cuisine?
-My watch must be wrong.
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No, it's fine. That's weird.
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That's what comes of showing off. Your
history's not as good as you thought it was.
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-My history is perfect.
-Well, obviously not.
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They're all human. What
about the millions of planets,
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millions of species,
where are they?
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Good question.
Actually, that is a good question.
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Adam, me old mate,
you must be starving!
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No, I'm just a bit timesick.
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You just need grub.
Oi, mate! How much is a kronkburger?
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Two credits twenty,
sweetheart. Now, join the queue!
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Money! We need money.
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Let's use a cash point.
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(WHIRRING)
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There you go, pocket money.
Don't spend it all on sweets.
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Well, how does it work?
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Go and find out,
stop nagging me!
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The thing is, Adam,
time travel's like visiting Paris.
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You can't just read
the guidebook, you gotta throw yourself in.
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Eat the food,
use the wrong verbs,
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get charged double
and end up kissing complete strangers.
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Or is that just me?
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Stop asking questions,
go and do it!
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Off you go, then.
Your first date.
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You're gonna get a smack,
you are!
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Um, this is gonna sound daft,
but can you tell me where I am?
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Floor 139.
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-Could they write it any bigger?
-Floor 139 of what?
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Must have been a hell
of a party.
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-Are you on Satellite Five?
-What's Satellite Five?
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Come on, how could you
get on board without knowing where you are?
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Look at me, I'm stupid.
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Hold on, wait a minute.
Are you a test?
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-Some sort of management test kind of thing?
-You've got me.
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Well done.
You're too clever for me.
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We were warned about this
in basic training.
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All workers have to be versed
in company promotion.
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Right, fire away,
ask your questions.
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If it gets me to Floor
500, I'll do anything.
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Why? What happens
on Floor 500?
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The walls are made of gold.
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And you should know,
Mr Management.
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So, this is what we do.
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Latest news.
Sandstorms on the New Venus Archipelago,
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200 dead.
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Glasgow water riots
into their third day.
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Space lane 77 closed
by sunspot activity.
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And over on the Bad Wolf channel, the Face of
Boe has just announced he's pregnant.
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I get it.
You broadcast the news.
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We are the news.
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We're the journalists.
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We write it, package
it and sell it.
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600 channels, all coming out
of Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere.
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Something
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is wrong.
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Something fictional.
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Those people.
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Nothing happens in the whole Human
Empire without it going through us.
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Security check.
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Go deep.
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VOICE OVER INTERCOM:
All staff are reminded that the canteen area
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now operates a
self-cleaning table system. Thank you.
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Try this, it's called Zaffic.
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It's nice, like, um,
a Slush Puppy.
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What flavour?
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It's sort of beef.
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Oh, my God!
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(LAUGHING)
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It's like everything's gone.
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Home, family...
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Everything.
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This helps.
The Doctor gave it a bit of a top-up.
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Who's back home,
your mum and dad?
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Yeah.
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Phone them up.
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But that's 198,000 years ago.
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Honestly, try it.
Go on.
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-Is there a code for planet Earth?
-Just dial!
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(BEEPING)
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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
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WOMAN: I'm sorry we're not in.
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-It's her.
-Please leave a message. Thanks, bye!
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(BEEPS)
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Hi!
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It... It's me.
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I've sort of gone traveling.
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I met these people,
and we're traveling together.
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But, um, I'm fine.
And I'll call you later.
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Love you. Bye.
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(LAUGHS)
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(KLAXON SOUNDS)
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Oi, Mutt and Jeff! Over here!
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COMPUTER:
Security check cleared.
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No, something's wrong.
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I can taste it.
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A tiny little shift
in the information.
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Someone down there
shouldn't be here.
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Double check. Triple check.
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Follow them.
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Now, everybody behave.
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We have a management
inspection.
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How do want it? By the book?
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Right from scratch, thanks.
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Okay. So, ladies, gentlemen,
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multisex, undecided or robot,
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my name
is Cathica Santini Khadeni.
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That's Cathica with a C,
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in case you wanna write
to Floor 500, praising me, and please do.
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Now, please feel free
to ask any questions.
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The process of news gathering
must be open,
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honest and beyond bias.
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That's company policy.
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Actually, um, it's the law.
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Yes, thank you, Suki.
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Okay, keep it calm.
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Don't show off for the guests.
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Here we go.
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And...
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Engage safety.
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(HUMMING)
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And three...
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Two... And spike!
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Compressed information
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streaming into her.
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Reports from every city,
every country, every planet,
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and they all get packaged
inside her head.
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She becomes part
of the software.
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Her brain is the computer!
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If it all goes through her,
she must be a genius.
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Nah, she wouldn't remember
any of it.
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There's too much.
Her head would blow up.
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The brain's the processor.
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Soon as it closes,
she forgets.
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What about all these people
round the edge?
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They've all got tiny little
chips in their head
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connecting them to her,
and they transmit 600 channels.
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Every single fact
in the Empire beams out of this place.
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Now, that's what I call power.
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COMPUTER: Analysis confirmed.
Security breach.
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I knew it. Which one?
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It's someone inside
that room. Which one?
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Isolating breach.
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Come on. Show me. Who is it?
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ROSE: You all right?
ADAM: I can see her brain.
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-Do you wanna get out?
-No, but this...
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This technology, it's...
It's amazing.
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This technology's wrong.
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Trouble?
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Oh, yeah.
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(ZAPPING)
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That's it! Ho, ho, ho, yes!
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She's the liar.
Intercept and scan.
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Gotcha!
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(GASPS)
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Come off it, Suki,
I wasn't even halfway. What was that for?
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Sorry.
It must've been a glitch.
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Her information's
been tampered with.
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There's a second biography
hidden underneath.
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-(CREATURE GROWLING)
-Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir.
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Yeah, her data was encrypted but there's no
way we could have found her sooner.
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-(GROWLING)
-Yeah, sorry, I... Yeah, sorry, sir.
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-(GROWLING)
-Yeah, absolutely.
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Get her up here! Now!
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WOMAN: Promotion.
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CATHICA: Come on,
this is it, come on!
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Oh, my God, make it me!
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Come on, say my name,
say my name, say my name!
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Promotion for...
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Suki Macrae Cantrell.
Please proceed to Floor 500.
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I don't believe it! Floor 500!
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How the hell
did you manage that? I'm above you!
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I don't know,
I just applied on the off chance.
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And they've said yes!
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So not fair. I've been applying
to Floor 500 for three years.
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What's Floor 500?
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The walls are made of gold.
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SUKI: Cathica,
I'm gonna miss you.
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-Floor 500. Thank you.
-I didn't do anything.
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You're my lucky charm.
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All right, I'll hug anyone.
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(SUKI LAUGHING)
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Come on, it's not that bad.
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What, with the...
The head thing?
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Yeah, well,
she's closed it now.
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Yeah, but...
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It's everything.
It freaks me out.
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-And I just need to...
-(BEEPING)
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Ah, if I could just...
(SIGHS)
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Cool down,
sort of acclimatise.
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How do you mean?
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Maybe I could just
go and sit on the observation deck.
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Will that be all right?
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Soak it in, you know.
Pretend I'm a citizen of the year 200,000.
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Do you want me
to come with you?
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No, no, you stick
with the Doctor.
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You'd rather be with him.
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It's gonna take a better man
than me to get between you two.
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Anyway...
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I'll be on the deck.
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Here you go,
take the Tardis key.
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You know, just in case
it gets a bit too much.
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Yeah, like it's not weird
in there.
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(BEEPING)
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Oh, my God.
I've got to go, I can't keep them waiting.
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I'm sorry.
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Say goodbye to Steve for me.
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Bye!
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Good riddance.
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00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,902
You're talking like you'll never see her again.
She's only going upstairs.
251
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:50,409
We won't. Once you go to Floor 500,
you never come back.
252
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,583
-Have you ever been up there?
-Can't.
253
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,543
You need a key for the lift
and you only get a key with promotion.
254
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,380
No one gets to 500,
except for the chosen few.
255
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,601
(PANTING)
256
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,706
(BEEPING)
257
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,133
(GASPS)
258
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,253
(GRUNTING)
259
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,608
(SUKI SCREAMS)
260
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:50,980
(GASPS)
261
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,215
Who are you?
262
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,092
I'm the Editor.
263
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,270
What's happening?
264
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,190
There are bodies out there.
What's going on?
265
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:12,069
While we're asking questions,
would you please confirm your name?
266
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,857
My name is
Suki Macrae Cantrell.
267
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,323
I was born 199'89,
268
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,453
in the Independent Republic
of Morocco.
269
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,621
Liar!
270
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:26,125
Hobbies include reading
and archaeology.
271
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,578
I'm not an expert or anything,
I just like digging.
272
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:29,662
Liar!
273
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,503
I want to work for
Satellite Five because
274
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,921
my sister can't
afford university.
275
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,128
And the pay-scheme
is really good...
276
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,295
Liar!
277
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,383
Let's look at the facts,
shall we?
278
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,139
Ah.
279
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,767
Hidden behind a genetic graft,
but that's still you.
280
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:51,351
Eva Saint Julienne,
last surviving member of the Freedom Fifteen.
281
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,234
Hmm, self-declared anarchist.
Is that right?
282
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,315
Who controls Satellite Five?
283
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,037
(LAUGHING)
284
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,908
There's the truth.
285
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:12,505
The Freedom Foundation has been
monitoring Satellite Five's transmissions.
286
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,713
We have absolute proof
that the facts are being manipulated.
287
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,007
You are lying to the people.
288
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,679
Ooh, I love it.
Say it again.
289
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,844
This whole system is corrupt.
290
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,344
Who do you represent?
291
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,020
I'm merely a humble slave.
292
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,056
I answer
to the Editor In Chief.
293
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:36,191
-Who is he, where is he?
-He's overseeing everything.
294
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,113
Literally everything.
295
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,867
If you don't mind, I'm gonna
have to refer this upwards.
296
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,822
(CREATURE GROWLING)
297
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,497
-What is that?
-Your boss.
298
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,711
This has always
been your boss.
299
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:55,084
Since the day you were born.
300
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,549
(FIRING GUN)
301
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,294
(SCREAMING)
302
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,812
Give me access.
303
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,655
Give me...
304
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:29,949
I can learn anything.
305
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,628
Let's try, uh, computers.
306
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,714
From the 21st century
to the present day,
307
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,798
give me the history
of the microprocessor.
308
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:50,761
Oh, my God.
309
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,227
Look, they only give us 20 minutes
maintenance. Can't you give it a rest?
310
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,814
But you've never been to another
floor? Not even one floor down?
311
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,400
I went to floor 16
when I first arrived.
312
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,482
That's medical, that's when
I got my head done. And then I...
313
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,234
I came straight here.
314
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,820
Satellite Five, you work, eat, and sleep on
the same floor, and that's it, that's all.
315
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,290
You're not management,
are you?
316
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,784
At last! She's clever.
317
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,955
Yeah, well, whatever it is,
don't involve me. I don't know anything.
318
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,127
-Don't you even ask?
-Why would I?
319
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,628
You're a journalist!
320
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,006
Why's all the crew human?
321
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,425
What's that got
to do with anything?
322
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,131
There's no aliens on board.
Why?
323
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,349
I don't know.
No real reason.
324
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,136
-They're not banned or anything.
-Then where are they?
325
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:37,267
I suppose Immigration's tightened up.
It's had to, what with all the threats.
326
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,350
What threats?
327
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,945
I don't know, all of them,
usual stuff.
328
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,283
And the price of space warp
doubled, so that kept the visitors away.
329
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,570
Oh, and the government
on Chavic Five collapsed,
330
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,154
so that lot stopped coming, you see?
331
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,453
Just lots of little reasons,
that's all.
332
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,331
Adding up to one, great big fact.
And you didn't even notice.
333
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,625
Doctor, I think, if there
was any sort of conspiracy,
334
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,503
Satellite Five
would have seen it.
335
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,752
-We see everything.
-I can see better.
336
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,675
This society's the wrong shape,
even the technology.
337
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,256
-It's cutting edge!
-It's backwards.
338
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,840
There's a great big door
in your head.
339
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,551
-You should've chucked this out years ago!
-So what you think's going on?
340
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,849
It's not just this space station,
it's the whole attitude.
341
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,100
It's the way people think.
342
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,855
The Great and Bountiful Human Empire is
stunted. Something's holding it back.
343
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,610
And how would you know?
344
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:22,728
Trust me.
345
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,443
Humanity's been
set back about 90 years.
346
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,609
When did Satellite Five
start broadcasting?
347
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,695
91 years ago.
348
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,537
Mum, Dad, keep this message,
okay?
349
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,000
Whatever you do,
don't erase it.
350
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,045
Save it, you got that?
351
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:52,516
The microprocessor became
redundant in the year 2019,
352
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,719
replaced by a system called,
353
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:58,022
SMT, that's Single Molecule
Transcription.
354
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,150
No, no, no, no, no!
What are you doing?
355
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:04,900
Come back, come...
Why are you doing that?
356
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,570
What's Floor 16?
What's down there?
357
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,096
Sorry, um...
358
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,557
Floor 16, that's, um...
What do you cover?
359
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,608
Medical non-emergency.
360
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:47,188
Right, yeah, wrong floor.
I'm having technical difficulties.
361
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,274
My screen keeps freezing,
locking me out.
362
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:53,285
No, that's medical. There must be
something wrong with your chip.
363
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,448
Yes!
Yeah, of course, yeah!
364
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,159
I haven't got one.
365
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,582
No wonder you can't
get a screen to work.
366
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,792
What are you, a...
367
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:06,832
Student?
368
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,006
Yes. Yeah, I'm, um...
369
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,305
I'm on a research project...
370
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,803
From the University of Mars.
371
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,311
The Martian boondocks,
typical.
372
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,470
Yep!
(LAUGHS)
373
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,560
Well, you still need chipping.
374
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,818
So, does that mean, like...
375
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:27,986
Brain surgery?
376
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,105
That's an old-fashioned
phrase.
377
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:31,691
But it's the same thing, yes.
378
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,613
Oh!
Okay, never mind.
379
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,654
But if I get a chip,
380
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,408
that means I could use
any computer?
381
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,958
Absolutely.
382
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,378
You'll have to pay for it.
383
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,297
They've stopped subsidising.
384
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,509
Oh, right, sorry.
Wasting your time.
385
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:51,961
Thanks.
386
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,181
Hold on.
387
00:23:58,187 --> 00:23:59,347
Can I use this?
388
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:01,979
That'll do nicely.
389
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:05,395
It all comes down
to two basic types.
390
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:08,603
Type one, the head chip,
391
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:11,981
inserted into the back
of the skull, 100 credits.
392
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:13,983
There's the chip.
393
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,741
Tiny, invisible, no scarring.
394
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:21,206
Type two is the full
info-spike.
395
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,950
Oh, um, that's the...
396
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,003
-Thing.
-That's the one.
397
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,502
It does cost 10,000.
398
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,543
Oh, well I, um,
I couldn't afford it then.
399
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:37,758
Not at all.
Turns out you've got unlimited credit.
400
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,145
No, but I...
Well, I couldn't have it done.
401
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:46,565
I mean, that's gotta hurt,
hasn't it?
402
00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:49,727
Painless.
Contractual guarantee.
403
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,105
No, my, my mate's
waiting upstairs,
404
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,940
I can't have major surgery.
(LAUGHS)
405
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:57,735
It takes ten minutes.
406
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:01,368
That sort of money buys
a very fast pico-surgeon.
407
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,665
No, but I...
408
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,168
I couldn't though, no.
409
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:13,175
Type one, you can interface
with a simple computer.
410
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:17,880
Type two,
you are the computer.
411
00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:21,057
You can transmit any
piece of information
412
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,760
from the archive
of Satellite Five
413
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:27,105
which is just about the entire
history of the human race.
414
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,393
Now...
415
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,404
Which one's it going to be?
416
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,617
We're so gonna get in trouble.
417
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,324
You're not allowed to touch
the mainframe, we'll get told off.
418
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:46,746
Rose, tell her to button it.
419
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:49,871
You'll just vandalise the place,
someone's gonna notice.
420
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,873
EDITOR: I don't understand.
421
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,792
We did a full security scan,
422
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,130
that man was there when
we found Suki Macrae Cantrell.
423
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,053
There were no
indications about him.
424
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,468
And yet here he is.
425
00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,847
Clearly acting
outside the parameters.
426
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:11,774
Fascinating.
427
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,485
(CREATURE GROWLING)
428
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,404
Yes, sir.
429
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:19,950
Absolutely.
430
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,156
At once.
431
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,029
Check him.
432
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,332
Double check him,
triple check him, quadruple!
433
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,213
This is nothing to do with me,
I'm going back to work.
434
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:36,209
Go on then, see ya!
I can't just leave you, can I?
435
00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:39,382
If you wanna be useful, get them to turn
the heating down, it's boiling.
436
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,423
What's wrong with this place?
Can't they do something about it?
437
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,679
I don't know, we keep asking.
Something to do with the turbines.
438
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,347
Something to do
with the turbines.
439
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,015
But I don't know.
440
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,313
Exactly. I give up
on you, Cathica.
441
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,016
Now, Rose, look at Rose,
Rose is asking the right kind of questions.
442
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:55,189
-Ah, thank you.
-Why is it so hot?
443
00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:57,146
One moment you're worried
about the Empire,
444
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,197
and the next minute,
it's the central heating.
445
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,908
Oh, never underestimate plumbing.
Plumbing is very important.
446
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:02,984
(CRACKLES)
447
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,823
COMPUTER:
Security scan complete.
448
00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:11,080
-Well, who is he?
-He is no one.
449
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,915
(LAUGHS)
450
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,629
What does that mean?
451
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:16,919
He is no one.
452
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,796
What, you mean
he has a fake ID?
453
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,799
He has no identification.
454
00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:25,724
But everyone's registered.
We have a census for the entire Empire!
455
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:28,060
He is no one.
456
00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,887
What, he doesn't exist?
457
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,268
-Not anywhere?
-He is no one.
458
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,519
What about the blonde?
459
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,852
-She is no one.
-Both of them?
460
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,061
(CHUCKLES)
461
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:42,199
Well, we all know what happens
to non-entities.
462
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,567
They get promoted.
463
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,154
Bring them up!
464
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:52,580
Here we go, Satellite Five.
Pipes and plumbing. Look at the layout.
465
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,912
CATHICA: This is ridiculous.
466
00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,418
You've got access to
the computer's core.
467
00:27:57,718 --> 00:28:00,209
You could look at the archive,
the news, the stock exchange...
468
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:04,133
-And you're looking at pipes?
-But there's something wrong.
469
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,220
-I suppose.
-Why, what is it?
470
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:09,969
The ventilation system.
471
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,101
Cooling ducts, ice filters.
All working flat out.
472
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,108
Channelling massive
amounts of heat down.
473
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,481
-All the way from the top.
-Floor 500.
474
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,230
Something up there
is generating tons and tons of heat.
475
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,942
Well, I don't know about you,
but I feel like I'm missing out on a party.
476
00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:26,944
It's all going on upstairs.
477
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,196
-Fancy a trip?
-You can't, you need a key.
478
00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:32,909
Keys are just codes,
and I've got the codes right here. Here we go.
479
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:37,041
Override 215.9.
480
00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:40,628
CATHICA: How come it's giving
you the code?
481
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,130
Someone up there likes me.
482
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,842
(LAUGHING)
483
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:52,849
I told you it was painless.
484
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,310
No scarring, you see?
485
00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:58,892
Perfect success.
486
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:02,312
How do I activate it?
487
00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:04,569
It's a personal choice.
488
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:06,491
Some people whistle.
489
00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:10,200
I know one man who triggers it
with Oh, Danny Boy.
490
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,082
But you're set
on default for now.
491
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,205
That's a click of the fingers.
492
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:18,829
So, you mean I just...
493
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,082
Click.
494
00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:28,805
-Come on, come with us.
-No way!
495
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:31,508
-Bye!
-Well, don't mention my name.
496
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,269
When you get in trouble,
just don't involve me.
497
00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:38,808
That's her gone, Adam's given up,
looks like it's just you and me.
498
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:40,312
-Yeah.
-Good.
499
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,018
Yep.
500
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:44,896
(BEEPING)
501
00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,452
Oh, my God! I'm gonna be sick!
502
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:02,376
(RETCHING)
503
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:10,597
Special offer.
504
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:13,680
We installed the vomit-o-matic
at the same time.
505
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:16,394
Nano-termites have been placed
in the lining of your throat.
506
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,142
In the event of sickness,
507
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,892
they freeze the waste.
508
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,365
The walls are not made
of gold.
509
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,243
You should go back downstairs.
510
00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:41,457
Tough.
511
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:02,057
I started without you.
512
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:03,775
This is fascinating.
(LAUGHS)
513
00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:07,237
Satellite Five contains
every piece of information
514
00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:10,031
within the Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.
515
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:14,904
Birth certificates, shopping habits,
bank statements, but you two...
516
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,114
You don't exist.
517
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,995
(CHUCKLES)
There's not a trace.
518
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:22,711
No birth, no job,
not the slightest kiss.
519
00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:26,248
How can you walk through
the world and not leave a single footprint?
520
00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,458
Suki! Suki!
521
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:30,377
Hello?
522
00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:32,679
Can you hear me? Suki?
523
00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,674
-What have you done to her?
-I think she's dead.
524
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:39,928
But she's working.
525
00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:42,973
They've all got chips in their head,
and the chips keep going.
526
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,146
-Like puppets.
-Oh!
527
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,439
You are full of information.
528
00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:49,692
But it's only fair we get
some information back.
529
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:52,737
Because, apparently
you're no one. (CHUCKLES)
530
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,910
It's so rare
not to know something.
531
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,077
Who are you?
532
00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,956
It doesn't matter,
'cause we're off. Nice to meet you.
533
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,123
Come on!
534
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:04,832
Tell me who you are.
535
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:08,085
Since that information is keeping us alive,
I'm hardly gonna say, am I?
536
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,843
Well, perhaps my
Editor-In-Chief can convince you otherwise.
537
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,173
And who's that?
538
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:16,969
It may interest you to know
539
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:20,097
that this is not the Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.
540
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:22,895
In fact, it's not actually
human at all.
541
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,857
It's merely a place
where humans happen to live.
542
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:26,933
(CREATURE GROWLING)
543
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:29,690
Yep. Yep.
544
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,321
Sorry!
545
00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,567
It's a place where humans
are allowed to live
546
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,993
by kind permission
of my client.
547
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,697
-(SNAPPING)
-(GROWLING)
548
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,048
What is that?
549
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,303
You mean that thing's in
charge of Satellite Five?
550
00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:58,973
"That thing", as you put it,
is in charge of the human race.
551
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:03,095
For almost 100 years,
mankind has been shaped and guided.
552
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:06,478
His knowledge and ambition,
strictly controlled by its broadcast news.
553
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:09,401
Edited by my superior,
your master,
554
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:12,358
and humanity's guiding light,
555
00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:16,275
the Mighty Jagrafess of the
Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe.
556
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,077
I call him Max.
557
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:40,673
(BEEPING)
558
00:33:56,952 --> 00:34:00,945
Create a climate of fear,
and it's easy to keep the borders closed.
559
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,788
It's just a matter
of emphasis.
560
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,540
The right word
in the right broadcast,
561
00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:09,210
repeated often enough,
can destabilize an economy.
562
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,333
Invent an enemy.
Change a vote.
563
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,670
So all the people on
Earth are like slaves?
564
00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:17,760
Well, now,
there's an interesting point.
565
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:21,886
Is a slave a slave if
he doesn't know he's enslaved?
566
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:22,966
Yes.
567
00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:25,760
Oh, I was hoping
for a philosophical debate.
568
00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,470
Is that all I'm gonna get?
"Yes"?
569
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:28,972
-Yes.
-(EDITOR LAUGHS)
570
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,310
You're no fun.
571
00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:33,231
Let me out of these manacles.
You'll find out how much fun I am.
572
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,604
Oh, he's tough, isn't he?
(CHUCKLES)
573
00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:38,277
But come on!
Isn't it a great system?
574
00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:40,108
You've got to admire it,
just a little bit.
575
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,619
You can't hide something on this scale,
somebody must've noticed.
576
00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,455
From time to time,
someone, yes.
577
00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:49,876
But the computer chip system
allows me to see inside their brains.
578
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:53,167
I can see the smallest doubt
and crush it.
579
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,064
And then they just carry on,
580
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:15,144
living the life,
strutting about downstairs
581
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:18,446
and all over the surface
of the Earth, like they're so individual.
582
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:21,070
When, of course, they're not.
They're just cattle.
583
00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:24,698
In that respect, the Jagrafess
hasn't changed a thing.
584
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:29,036
But what about you?
You're not a Jagra... Uh, belly...
585
00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,997
-Jagrafess.
-Jagrafess. You're not a Jagrafess.
586
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:33,077
You're human.
587
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,796
Yeah, well, simply being human
doesn't pay very well.
588
00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:38,170
But you couldn't have done this
all on your own.
589
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,501
No! (CHUCKLES)
590
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,053
I represent a consortium
of banks.
591
00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:44,973
Money prefers
a long-term investment.
592
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:49,432
Also the Jagrafess
needed a little hand to, um, install himself.
593
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,685
DOCTOR: No wonder,
creature that size. What's its lifespan?
594
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:53,806
EDITOR: 3,000 years.
595
00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:56,609
DOCTOR: That's one hell
of a metabolism, generating all that heat.
596
00:35:57,447 --> 00:35:59,563
That's why
Satellite Five's so hot.
597
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,694
You pump it out the creature,
channel it downstairs.
598
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:04,322
Jagrafess stays cool,
stays alive.
599
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,197
Satellite Five is one great
big life-support system.
600
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:12,579
(DIALLING)
601
00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:17,171
Me again.
Don't wipe this message.
602
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,998
It's just gonna sound like
white noise.
603
00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:21,585
But save it,
'cause I can translate it, okay?
604
00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,302
Three,
605
00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:28,725
two,
606
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,178
one, and spike!
607
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:38,438
But that's why
you're so dangerous.
608
00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:42,360
Knowledge is power,
but you remain unknown. (CHUCKLES)
609
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,782
-(ELECTRICAL WHIRRING)
-Who are you?
610
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,529
(DOG BARKING)
611
00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,415
Leave her alone!
I'm the Doctor.
612
00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:59,088
She's Rose Tyler,
we're nothing, we're just wandering.
613
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,336
-Tell me who you are!
-I've just said!
614
00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:03,043
Yeah, but who do you work for?
615
00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:05,379
Who sent you?
Who knows about us?
616
00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:06,553
Who exactly...
617
00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:14,221
Time Lord.
618
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:15,680
What?
619
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:19,438
Oh, yes!
The last of the Time Lords.
620
00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:21,144
And his traveling machine.
621
00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:24,773
With his little human girl
from long ago.
622
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,860
-Don't know what you're talking about.
-Time travel!
623
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,699
(SCREAMS)
624
00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:35,332
Someone's been telling
you lies.
625
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:38,502
Young master Adam Mitchell?
626
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,706
(ADAM SCREAMING)
627
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:46,127
Oh, my God, his head.
628
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,130
What the hell's he done?
629
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:51,011
What the hell's he gone
and done?
630
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,344
They're reading his mind,
he's telling them everything.
631
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:57,601
And through him,
I know everything about you.
632
00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:01,025
Every piece of information
in his head is now mine.
633
00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:04,020
And you have infinite
knowledge, Doctor.
634
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,405
The Human Empire is tiny
635
00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:07,983
compared to what you've seen
in your
636
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:10,489
T-A-R-D-I-S.
637
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:11,569
Tardis!
638
00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,492
Well, you'll never get your hands on it,
I'll die first!
639
00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:16,871
Well, die all you like,
I don't need ya. I've got the key.
640
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,545
You and your boyfriends!
641
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,552
Today, we are the headlines.
642
00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:33,216
We can rewrite history.
643
00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,802
We could prevent mankind
from ever developing.
644
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:38,228
And no one's gonna stop you.
645
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:41,391
Because you bred a human race
which doesn't bother to ask questions.
646
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:44,443
Stupid little slaves
believing every lie.
647
00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:48,857
They'll just trot right into the slaughter house
if they're told it's made of gold.
648
00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:50,988
(MAX GROWLING)
649
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:06,757
Disengage safety.
650
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:10,845
(ALARM BEEPING)
651
00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:12,881
What's happening?
652
00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:17,511
Maximum access,
override Floor 139.
653
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:23,895
And... Spike!
654
00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:28,112
Someone's disengaged
the safety.
655
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,948
Who's that?
656
00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:37,618
-It's Cathica.
-And she's thinking.
657
00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,620
She's using what she knows.
658
00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:41,785
Terminate her access.
659
00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:43,961
Everything I told her
about Satellite Five,
660
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,164
the pipes, the filters,
she's reversing it.
661
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,799
Look at that.
It's getting hot.
662
00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:51,507
I said, terminate.
663
00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,720
Burn out her mind.
664
00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,306
Oh, no, you don't!
665
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:02,646
You should've
promoted me years back.
666
00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:29,541
She's venting the heat
up here.
667
00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:32,294
The Jagrafess needs
to stay cool,
668
00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,720
and now it's sitting
on top of a volcano! (LAUGHS)
669
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:38,724
(GROWLING)
670
00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,718
Yes, I'm trying, sir.
671
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:43,267
But I don't know how she did it,
it's impossible.
672
00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,519
A member of staff
with an idea!
673
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,690
(SHRIEKING)
674
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,450
-What do I do?
-Flick the switch!
675
00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:58,361
(WHIRRING)
676
00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:01,455
(SHRIEKING)
677
00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:04,163
(ALARM BLARING)
678
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,425
(SHRIEKING)
679
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:15,924
Oi, mate!
You want to bank on a certainty?
680
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:17,968
Massive heat
in a massive body,
681
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,549
massive bang!
682
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,551
See you in the headlines!
683
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,220
(WHOOSHING)
684
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,734
Actually, sir,
if it's all the same to you, I think I'll resign.
685
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:31,902
Bye, then.
686
00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:35,902
Let go of me!
687
00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:37,867
(RUMBLING)
688
00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:40,073
(CIRCUITS SCRAMBLING)
689
00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:44,494
(SHRIEKING)
690
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:47,251
Let go of me!
691
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,003
(GRUNTS) Let go of me!
692
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,586
-(CREATURE GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
693
00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:14,695
We're just gonna go.
I hate tidying up.
694
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,272
Too many questions.
You'll manage.
695
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,445
You'll have to stay and explain it.
No one's gonna believe me.
696
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,450
Well, they might start
believing a lot of things now.
697
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,904
Human race should accelerate.
All back to normal.
698
00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:24,162
What about your friend?
699
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:26,199
He's not my friend.
700
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:29,911
Now, don't...
701
00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,462
I'm all right now.
Much better.
702
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,128
And I've got the key.
Look, it's...
703
00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:36,801
And, well...
704
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:39,212
It all worked out
for the best, didn't it?
705
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:45,594
You know, it's not actually my fault,
because you were in charge.
706
00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:50,143
It's my house. I'm home.
707
00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:52,267
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, my God, I'm home!
708
00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,941
Blimey. I thought you
were gonna chuck me out of an airlock.
709
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,318
Is there something else
you want to tell me?
710
00:42:58,451 --> 00:43:00,487
No. Erm, what do you mean?
711
00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:04,328
The archive of Satellite Five.
712
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:06,490
One second of that message
could have changed the world.
713
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,244
(WHIRRING)
714
00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:17,000
That's it, then. See ya.
715
00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:19,673
-How do you mean, "See ya"?
-As in, goodbye.
716
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,011
What about me?
717
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,630
You can't just go.
I've got my head.
718
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,431
I've got a chip type two.
My head opens.
719
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:25,725
-What, like this?
-(WHIRRS)
720
00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:28,056
Don't!
721
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:29,728
Don't do what?
722
00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:32,519
Stop it!
723
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,731
All right now, Doctor.
That's enough. Stop it.
724
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,031
Thank you.
725
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,068
-Oi!
-(CHUCKLES) Sorry, I couldn't resist.
726
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:45,994
The whole of history
could have changed because of you.
727
00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:47,197
I just wanted to help.
728
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:48,455
You were helping yourself.
729
00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:51,872
And I'm sorry.
And I've said I'm sorry, and I am, I really am.
730
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:53,456
But you can't just
leave me like this.
731
00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:56,797
Yes, I can. 'Cause if you show that head to
anyone, they'll dissect you in seconds.
732
00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:59,463
You'll have to lead a very quiet life.
Keep out of trouble.
733
00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:01,715
Be average. Unseen. Good luck.
734
00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,466
But I wanna come with you.
735
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,885
I only take the best.
736
00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:07,308
I've got Rose.
737
00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:09,889
ADAM: Rose, Rose!
738
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,392
-Oh, my God!
-ADAM'S MUM: Who's that?
739
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,733
-Geoff, is that you?
-It's me, Mum.
740
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,435
ADAM: Don't come in,
wait there a minute.
741
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:21,026
Oh, my Lord! You never told me
you were coming home!
742
00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:23,490
ADAM'S MUM: Hold on,
I'll just take my coat off.
743
00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:25,701
I wish you'd told me
you were coming home.
744
00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:27,369
Rose, take me with you.
745
00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:29,368
ADAM'S MUM: I would've
got your favourite tea in.
746
00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:30,748
(THROBBING HUM)
747
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:33,334
What's that noise?
748
00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:34,668
Have you left
the back door open?
749
00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:36,579
Blimey, there's a draft.
750
00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:38,168
What a surprise!
751
00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:41,000
Oh, let me look at you.
752
00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,678
Ah, six months.
753
00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:46,760
It's like I saw you yesterday.
Isn't it funny?
754
00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:48,216
-The time goes by like that.
-(SNAPS)
755
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:49,892
(HEAD WHIRRS)
756
00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:57,608
Your wish is my command,
but be careful what you wish for.
757
00:44:57,945 --> 00:44:59,025
The day my father died.
758
00:44:59,322 --> 00:45:01,688
Thought it'd be all grim and stormy.
It's just an ordinary day.
759
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:03,196
Oh, God, this is it.
760
00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:04,990
He can't die on his own!
761
00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:06,443
(TIRES SCREECHING)
762
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,490
Can I try again?
763
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:11,451
Oh, gosh, this is it.
764
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,082
Rose! No!
765
00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:17,078
I did it again,
I picked another stupid ape!
766
00:45:17,465 --> 00:45:18,875
It's not like
I've changed history.
767
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,840
Rose, there's a man
alive in the world who wasn't alive before.
768
00:45:22,303 --> 00:45:24,635
The whole world's different
because he's alive!
769
00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:29,636
Time's been damaged,
and they've come to sterilise the wound.
770
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:31,721
Rose, get in the church!
771
00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:33,139
(SCREAMING)