1 00:00:05,708 --> 00:00:09,208 ♪ The air is ringing ♪ 2 00:00:09,291 --> 00:00:11,583 ♪ Deastok is singing ♪ 3 00:00:11,666 --> 00:00:13,750 ♪ and its refrain is ♪ 4 00:00:13,833 --> 00:00:19,916 ♪ Darrington! ♪♪ 5 00:00:23,083 --> 00:00:24,500 Ah, home again. 6 00:00:24,583 --> 00:00:25,875 Doty, take this down. 7 00:00:25,958 --> 00:00:29,250 After the catastrophe at Antlers' coronation, Vox Machina... 8 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,541 Are we really trusting some stranger 9 00:00:31,625 --> 00:00:34,791 who just happens to know about the gems our enemies used? 10 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:36,291 He's all we've got. 11 00:00:36,375 --> 00:00:37,708 At best, he's an idiot. 12 00:00:37,791 --> 00:00:41,208 At worst, he's a brilliant mastermind leading us to our doom. 13 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,583 Tary. 14 00:00:42,666 --> 00:00:44,333 Place your bets. 15 00:00:46,291 --> 00:00:51,833 Pike, lately the Matron has seemed rather ominous. 16 00:00:51,916 --> 00:00:53,541 Well, that sounds like her. 17 00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:57,708 Have you received any visions or, or signs from the Everlight? 18 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:01,791 We... w-we don't really have that sort of relationship. 19 00:01:01,875 --> 00:01:02,875 Voilà! 20 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:04,500 We've arrived! 21 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,416 Papa, thine baby boy hath returned. 22 00:01:12,791 --> 00:01:15,625 As I live and breathe. 23 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:18,125 Ah! 24 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:22,500 -The Vox Machina. -Huh? 25 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,666 In my humble cottage? 26 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:27,500 Howaardt Darrington, at your service. 27 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:29,875 And...? 28 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:33,416 Oh, and you. 29 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:55,625 What a shock. 30 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:57,333 Quelle surprise. 31 00:02:57,416 --> 00:03:01,625 How on earth did Taryon lure such esteemed guests to my doorstep? 32 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,083 Money? 33 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:09,041 And funny, too. 34 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:11,208 Tary, you could learn a thing from these folks. 35 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,916 Uh, speaking of which, where are your manners, boy? 36 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,708 Oh, right, introductions. 37 00:03:16,958 --> 00:03:22,791 Uh, Antlers, Little Elf Boy, Little Elf Girl, Greg, Spike, and... 38 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:27,666 Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III. 39 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,791 Which one of us is Greg? 40 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:31,541 I'm sorry, have we met? 41 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:35,166 Not yet, but I've always respected the De Rolo family. 42 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:38,166 Actually, I was on the verge of a trade deal with your parents 43 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:39,958 at the time of their passing. 44 00:03:40,041 --> 00:03:42,833 -Such a shame. -Uh... Papa, 45 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:47,000 I-I bear news of the brigands you sent me to dispatch. 46 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:49,916 Let me guess, you lost my gems. 47 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,583 It's fine, brigands are tough. 48 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,625 No one expected you to succeed. 49 00:03:54,708 --> 00:03:57,875 Speaking of gems, we've come here to ask about a specific... 50 00:03:57,958 --> 00:04:02,208 Ah! Before any business, you simply must have a proper tour. 51 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:05,666 Vox Machina in my estate. 52 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:08,666 I guess Tary didn't totally muck things up. 53 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,041 That's a first. 54 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:13,166 Isn't he a card? 55 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:14,875 -Mm. -Mm-hmm. 56 00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:17,666 Oh, uh, Papa, do wait. 57 00:04:18,207 --> 00:04:21,291 Over there, the anchor of a Lucidian shipwreck. 58 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:24,875 A scepter plundered from the ruins of a Wildmother temple. 59 00:04:24,957 --> 00:04:30,541 And to the right, a sacred burial urn created during the Age of Arcanum. 60 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:32,125 This inscription. 61 00:04:32,207 --> 00:04:35,082 It's an Earth Ashari stone shaping tablet. 62 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:37,207 They've been looking for these for decades. 63 00:04:37,291 --> 00:04:39,750 -How did you... -So that's what it is. 64 00:04:39,832 --> 00:04:41,375 Fascinating. 65 00:04:41,457 --> 00:04:43,166 Bought it off some pirates. 66 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,582 Cleeves, update the plaque. 67 00:04:44,666 --> 00:04:48,957 The history of Exandria is rich, is it not? 68 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:51,832 Even richer if you don't loot it. 69 00:04:55,916 --> 00:04:58,416 That amulet. 70 00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:01,041 Where'd you get that? 71 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:02,125 Black market. 72 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:04,250 It's some voodoo fertility charm. 73 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:07,333 Rather boring next to my most recent acquisition, 74 00:05:07,416 --> 00:05:09,458 which I keep in my private office. 75 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:18,541 Come in, come in, and behold... 76 00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:21,791 the skull of Umbrasyl. 77 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:24,541 Must. Smash! 78 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,791 The Chroma Conclave may have been destructive, 79 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:28,875 but it was great for business. 80 00:05:28,957 --> 00:05:30,957 They wiped out half of my competitors. 81 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:33,207 Yay. 82 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,666 The Protectors of the Realm, 83 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:39,291 saving the world and my bottom line. 84 00:05:39,791 --> 00:05:43,541 Though I'd love to add a new rare export to my portfolio. 85 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:46,582 Maybe some quality whites tone residuum, hmm? 86 00:05:46,666 --> 00:05:48,750 We're here to talk about this. 87 00:05:48,832 --> 00:05:50,166 Shadowstone. 88 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:53,166 Some very bad people used it to hurt my father. 89 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:55,166 We just want to know where it comes from. 90 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:59,416 My dear, I'm sorry for the pain it's caused you, 91 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,666 but I'm drawing a blank on this "shadow-whatsit." 92 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:04,916 Uh, actually, Papa, 93 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:09,166 I believe you discovered it in one of the northern dig sites, yes? 94 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:14,375 Right. Of course you'd obsess over the most useless mineral I ever mined. 95 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,832 We sealed that site years ago. 96 00:06:16,916 --> 00:06:19,082 Apologies I couldn't be of more help. 97 00:06:19,166 --> 00:06:23,082 Uh, Cleeves, set the dining room for a customary nine-course meal, 98 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:26,166 though maybe just a salad for this chubby chap. 99 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:31,875 Honestly, boy, at least try to look respectable in front of guests. 100 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:40,166 I'll alert the kitchen staff, sir. 101 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,750 Tary. 102 00:06:41,832 --> 00:06:45,207 I can smell a conniving dickwad, even through expensive cologne. 103 00:06:45,291 --> 00:06:48,166 Right? I told you the Darringtons are shady. 104 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:50,267 We need to get back into that crusty prick's office. 105 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:52,666 Sounds like a stealth job. Sister? 106 00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:55,166 Gosh, you know, 107 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,791 we are ever so tired from our journey. 108 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:00,333 -No appetite whatsoever. -What? 109 00:07:00,416 --> 00:07:02,458 Speak for yourself. I'm starvin'. 110 00:07:02,541 --> 00:07:03,750 Oof. Hey. 111 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:06,583 Ugh, oh, I understand. 112 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:08,333 Uh, perhaps tomorrow. 113 00:07:08,416 --> 00:07:10,458 Uh, Cleeves, show them to their rooms. 114 00:07:10,541 --> 00:07:13,416 And make sure no one disturbs me in my office. 115 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,958 It'll be a long one. 116 00:07:17,332 --> 00:07:19,082 Oh, uh, you know what? 117 00:07:19,166 --> 00:07:20,291 Before you hit the books, 118 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:24,416 perhaps you and I could discuss our business elsewhere? 119 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,166 Fancy a nightcap? 120 00:07:27,666 --> 00:07:29,916 -I'll open the good stuff. -Nightcap? 121 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,166 No, thanks. Not a hat guy. 122 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:34,750 No, Grog, that means late-night booze. 123 00:07:34,832 --> 00:07:37,457 Uh, what? what? Late-night booze? 124 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:41,000 Then by all means, lead the way. 125 00:07:41,082 --> 00:07:43,791 Greg. 126 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,750 As you can see, 127 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:49,082 we have the tightest security in all the Dwendalian Empire, 128 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:51,707 so rest easy knowing you're well-protected. 129 00:07:51,791 --> 00:07:54,332 Well-watched, you mean. 130 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:56,082 Cleeves doesn't jest. 131 00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:59,000 Darrington doors do not budge, I assure you. 132 00:07:59,082 --> 00:08:01,833 Whenever we'd have visitors, Papa would lock me in my room 133 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,250 for days and days. 134 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,791 You know, in case they had some sort of ill intent. 135 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:09,166 Isn't it inspiring when a father protects those he loves? 136 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:10,351 Tary. 137 00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:12,541 Isn't it past your bedtime? 138 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,541 Uh, yes. 139 00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:16,750 Tary. 140 00:08:16,832 --> 00:08:19,416 Anyway, your rooms are right this... 141 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,791 Wait, where are the half-elves? 142 00:08:23,582 --> 00:08:25,916 Oh, Keyleth, what the fuck? 143 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,541 Huh, your wa-water, your water broke, Pike. 144 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:30,207 And your baby... 145 00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:32,290 Oh, my God, it's time. 146 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:33,500 What? 147 00:08:33,582 --> 00:08:35,957 Oh, oh, yes. Right. 148 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:39,207 Ow, I am super-duper pregnant. 149 00:08:40,665 --> 00:08:42,375 Ah-ow! 150 00:08:42,457 --> 00:08:44,207 Okay, just breathe. 151 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:47,250 Whoa, it's so close, it's right there! 152 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:49,000 Push. Pike, push! 153 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:51,125 Uh, no! Uh, don't push. Not yet. 154 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:53,250 Uh, I-I'll be back. 155 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:57,125 Okay, next time give yourself the soggy cooch. 156 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,958 I had to make a choice. 157 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,791 Good night, 158 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,125 sleep tight, 159 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:06,333 don't let the rust mites bite. 160 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:15,041 Hmm. 161 00:09:17,666 --> 00:09:21,000 Damn Darrington contraptions. 162 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:24,458 Nothing. Just ledger after ledger of stolen shipments. 163 00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:27,458 -Tedious. -Yeah, maybe too tedious. 164 00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:36,333 Ha, gotcha. 165 00:09:36,415 --> 00:09:38,125 -What does it say? -Oh, just that 166 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:40,250 the stolen shipments contained shadows tone. 167 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:41,851 Halt, intruders, 168 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:45,000 or feel the sting of... 169 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:47,790 What... what are you doing here? 170 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:52,125 If Papa catches you, oh, you will get quite the spanking. 171 00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:57,375 But, uh, but he said he didn't know about shadows tone. 172 00:09:57,458 --> 00:10:00,625 That old mine? According to this, it's open. 173 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:02,791 And not far away. 174 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:06,916 Mm, uh, he... 175 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,250 Oh, but... that doesn't mean he's guilty of anything. 176 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,458 At least not yet. 177 00:10:12,541 --> 00:10:16,500 And if you come with us to the mine, we can rule him out. 178 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:20,000 "Clear an innocent man" is on my adventure list. 179 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:22,666 I'm guessing "Prove yourself to your father" is, too? 180 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:25,083 Yes. This is my chance. 181 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:29,666 My chance to show him how bold, how brave, how fearless... 182 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,250 he already knows I am. 183 00:10:35,665 --> 00:10:38,290 Milord, there's an impending birth on the premises. 184 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:40,290 Milord? 185 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:43,540 I saw the lanterns on and assumed you were still 186 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:45,790 hard at work? 187 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:47,000 Sir? 188 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:55,083 It appears we have some guests that require attention. 189 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:01,625 We were right. 190 00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:03,541 Tary's dad has been shipping shad... 191 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,291 What-what... what's with your pants? 192 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:06,583 -Don't ask. -Don't ask. 193 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,666 Uh, why is he here? 194 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:14,250 The little elf twins suspect my father is being hypnotized by rogue competitors. 195 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,250 Oh, boy, we're doing this now? 196 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:20,041 Yes, Pike. Luckily, Taryon is going to escort us to the mine 197 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,416 to clear his papa's name. 198 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,166 Wow, you guys really are heroes. 199 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:28,708 I have never felt so supported in my life. 200 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:32,083 More support! Much more support, bird man, please! 201 00:11:38,415 --> 00:11:41,583 So this egghead says, "Sir, if you keep boring here, 202 00:11:41,665 --> 00:11:44,583 the whole mine will cave in," and I fire back, 203 00:11:44,665 --> 00:11:47,415 "I may be boring, but you're downright dull." 204 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,790 Then, a week later, the whole thing collapsed and killed several people. 205 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:56,708 Ah. 206 00:11:56,790 --> 00:11:58,833 I don't get it. 207 00:11:58,915 --> 00:12:02,708 Aha. I see you've noticed my divination wall. 208 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:10,375 These magical mirrors snoop on all my properties at once. 209 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:12,267 Hired the best enchanters to make it for me. 210 00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:14,541 Spared no expense. 211 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:17,375 You know, De Rolo, if we make a deal, 212 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:21,250 I could have one of these installed in whites tone for you. 213 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,053 Fascinating. Such state-of-the-art security, 214 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:26,500 yet somehow your shipments keep getting robbed. 215 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:29,958 Doesn't make a man too confident in a potential business partner. 216 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,208 Well, it's the crime rate these days. 217 00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:33,750 Immigration from Xhorhas. 218 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:37,415 You can't fault me for the actions of monsters streaming across our borders... 219 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:40,665 Oh! I tire of talk of profit margins. 220 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:44,415 What say we make this negotiation more interesting? 221 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:48,790 With a, a wager for the residuum shipping rights. 222 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,625 A wager, eh? 223 00:12:51,915 --> 00:12:54,583 I have just the thing. 224 00:12:55,665 --> 00:12:58,958 Feast your eyes on these. 225 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:01,375 Cards? 226 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:02,875 Yawn. 227 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:05,833 Oh, this is no ordinary deck. 228 00:13:05,916 --> 00:13:07,708 This is a... 229 00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:09,708 Deck of Infinite Possibilities. 230 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:12,000 -Ooh. -It's a legendary enchanted deck. 231 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,708 Some cards create fantastic boons. 232 00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:16,500 Others, deadly banes. 233 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,458 Drawing a card is the ultimate game of roulette, 234 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:23,458 dangerous enough to damn your soul or save it. 235 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,333 I didn't know it was real. 236 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:28,500 Oh, it's real all right. 237 00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:31,708 A poker buddy of mine drew one card on a dare and, poof, 238 00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:34,333 never seen or heard from again. 239 00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:38,415 First person to quit drawing loses. 240 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,875 What do you say? 241 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,708 Uh... 242 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,915 Get one more hand. Load it on the belt. 243 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,958 Drill's ready. 244 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,040 Psst, Tary. Notice anything? 245 00:13:57,125 --> 00:14:02,041 Like how Darrington guards are working a Darrington mine 246 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:06,208 to make weapons kept in a secret Darrington ledger? 247 00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:09,416 My God. I see it now. 248 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,875 A cabal of business rivals have hired Papa's guards to frame him. 249 00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,083 Oh, geez. 250 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,625 He's so close to getting it. 251 00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:24,500 Scared? 252 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:27,666 Not a worry. I'll go first. 253 00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:32,915 Ha, ha! Brilliant! 254 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,540 Money! 255 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,250 Wait. Silver pieces? 256 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,540 Ugh, annoying. 257 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:42,040 Oh, well, I can melt it down later. 258 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,833 Your turn, De Rolo. 259 00:14:44,915 --> 00:14:46,665 The next card could be anything. 260 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,790 A phantom, a plague, a curse. 261 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,625 Yeah, or more money! 262 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:52,915 Gimme. 263 00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,458 No way. 264 00:15:04,541 --> 00:15:08,166 I got a fuckin' unicorn? Aw. 265 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,958 C'mere, little Corny. 266 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,375 Oh. Corny? 267 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,083 Attention, miscreants. 268 00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:25,208 You have betrayed my father's trust, sullying his honorable reputation. 269 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:29,750 You should all be ashamed of yourselves. 270 00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:33,375 -And lo shall the enemies... -Keep it coming, golden boy. 271 00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:37,165 When you let him do his thing, it is surprisingly effective. 272 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,351 ...shines brightest on the darkest of hearts. 273 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,708 And no flame burns truer... 274 00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:52,583 Than the spark of justice 275 00:15:52,665 --> 00:15:56,665 inside the soul of Taryon Darrington. 276 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:59,083 Oh. 277 00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,000 Thank the Dawnfather. Cleeves. 278 00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:03,583 We must shut down this operation at once. 279 00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:08,333 Surrender peacefully, or face the wrath of my valet's terrible might. 280 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,541 Now you're really in for it. 281 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:16,750 Ooh. Cleeves. 282 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,166 Is that a Doty armor prototype? 283 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,875 Tary. 284 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,916 You're on time-out. 285 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,333 Vox Machina is here. 286 00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:27,250 -Kill them all! -Come on. 287 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,541 -Find them. -Get 'em. 288 00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:31,083 Halt. 289 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,290 Don't move. 290 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:35,165 Oh, crap. 291 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,875 This feels familiar. 292 00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,790 We have the lich surrounded! 293 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,540 Focus your magic! 294 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,958 No, he's become too powerful. 295 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,458 -The binding spell. -Stand strong. 296 00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:56,540 The Whispered One shall not prevail this day. 297 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,815 He's breaking the seal. 298 00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,458 What the hell, Pike? 299 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:16,208 -We need you. -Sorry, sorry. 300 00:17:16,290 --> 00:17:18,040 I-I w... I was distracted. 301 00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,125 -More of them. -Over here! 302 00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:29,083 But, Cleeves, 303 00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:31,000 how could you do this to me? Me! 304 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,125 You raised me, swaddled me. 305 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,375 You changed my diapees. 306 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,541 Little elf twins! Help! 307 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:54,416 This suit will be your doom. 308 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,333 Ha! 309 00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:08,708 Back off! 310 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,958 Afraid not. 311 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:20,125 B-But my Doty designs were locked in my room. 312 00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,916 In my private journal! 313 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,791 I feel so violated. 314 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:26,500 Who would do such a horrible thing? 315 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,958 Your dad! 316 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,809 Taryon, are you going to sit there wallowing... 317 00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:34,250 or finally do something about it? 318 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:37,166 Fight, man. Fight! 319 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,791 Now this is fun, fun, fun! 320 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:50,583 Aah! 321 00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:53,916 Oh, shit. 322 00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:15,458 Huh? What in the world? 323 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:20,333 I see. 324 00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:22,166 Hmm? 325 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,708 What a shame. 326 00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:28,791 You would have made a profitable partner, De Rolo. 327 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:36,833 A magic carpet? Sweet! 328 00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,500 Unfortunate things had to end this way. 329 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:41,958 I do hope you understand. 330 00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:43,833 It's just business. 331 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,958 Oh, bollocks! 332 00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:51,375 What's that damn suit made of? 333 00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:06,541 Keyleth! Vex! I have an idea. 334 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,416 Did he just get our names right? 335 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,166 Bro, we kind of don't have time for your adventure book nonsense. 336 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,041 No, please. Trust me. I can help. 337 00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,666 Hey! 338 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:26,958 Water? 339 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,291 You going to clean my armor before I smash in pretty boy's face? 340 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,791 Ha! 341 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,916 The only pretty boy in these parts is me! 342 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,083 Quickening quartz! 343 00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:50,916 Brava! Looks like your aim isn't too... rusty. 344 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,041 No, Tary. Just... no. 345 00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:57,833 Taryon Darrington... saved the day. 346 00:20:57,916 --> 00:20:59,916 "Defeat a mechanized doppelgänger." Check. 347 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,708 "Save my friends, but first make friends to save." Check. 348 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:11,041 How did I raise such a witless fuck up? 349 00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:15,875 Taryon, you have single-handedly ruined the Darrington family name! 350 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:19,250 Oh, I'm glad your mother isn't around to see this. 351 00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:25,833 You little shit. I never should have... 352 00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:31,041 Papa, you're going to listen to me. 353 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:35,291 All my life, I've tried to prove myself to you. 354 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,416 When being me wasn't enough, 355 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:41,750 I-I tried to act like a hero from my storybooks. 356 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:45,916 The ones I read to escape your constant judgment and derision. 357 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,666 But in my short time with Vox Machina, 358 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:52,791 they've shown me more love and kindness than you ever did. 359 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:55,000 -Really? -Yoiks. 360 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:57,250 I am not unworthy, Father. You are. 361 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:59,416 You ruined the Darrington name. 362 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:04,333 A name which I hereby swear to spend my life rehabilitating 363 00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:08,583 into the shining beacon of hope for which it once proudly stood. 364 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:12,000 Doty, did you get that? 365 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:17,833 Oh, damn it, someone remember that speech. 366 00:22:17,916 --> 00:22:19,791 It was really good. 367 00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:25,291 In the span of 24 hours, you've caused unfathomable amounts of property damage 368 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:28,291 and confronted a lifetime of internalized parental issues. 369 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,750 Welcome to Vox Machina. 370 00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:35,958 -Grog?! -Percy? 371 00:22:36,041 --> 00:22:37,083 -Grog? -Where are you? 372 00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,625 -Percy? -Can you hear us? 373 00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:41,541 Shutting down the source of the cult's weapons is great and all, 374 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:44,166 but we still don't know anything about the cult. 375 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:47,916 Actually, um, I do. 376 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,708 I had a vision. 377 00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:51,250 That cavern. 378 00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:55,416 A spinning orb, a, a champion in blue robes. 379 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,958 Guys, the Whispered One was there. 380 00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:01,541 Did the Everlight give you that vision? 381 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:03,916 Not... exactly. 382 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,750 Aha! 383 00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:12,708 Ah, you're my best friend, Corny. 384 00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:16,375 "Your friendship is all the magic I need, Grog." 385 00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:23,166 -What? -It has been three hours of my life. 386 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:27,666 ♪ The air is ringing ♪ 387 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:30,000 ♪ Deastok is singing ♪ 388 00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:33,291 ♪ and its refrain is Darring... ♪ 389 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:36,083 ♪ Tons of fun I am, hang out and you will see ♪ 390 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:39,041 ♪ how witty, bold, and entertaining I can be ♪ 391 00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:41,958 ♪ I'm fearless and sassy and altogether classy ♪ 392 00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:45,166 ♪ The prettiest boy that you ever did see ♪ 393 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,375 ♪ When evil comes my way ♪ 394 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,583 ♪ my magic saves the day ♪ 395 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:49,250 ♪ I throw a gem and, poof ♪ 396 00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:52,208 ♪ the monster turns into a baby ♪ 397 00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:53,708 ♪ Ooh, go, Tary ♪ 398 00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:56,541 ♪ The air is ringing ♪ 399 00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:59,083 ♪ Deastok is singing ♪ 400 00:23:59,166 --> 00:24:01,166 ♪ and its refrain is ♪ 401 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:08,125 ♪ Darrington! ♪♪ 402 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:12,125 Chirp.