1 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,580 I'm sorry about this. 2 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:24,910 Don't you dare apologize. Thanks to you, we can afford to get the other car fixed. 3 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,250 Tell him, boys. 4 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:27,290 -Bye, Dad. -It's all right, Dad. 5 00:00:27,380 --> 00:00:28,260 Whatever. 6 00:00:29,670 --> 00:00:31,670 -Love you. -Love you, darling. 7 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:35,550 And tell your boss I hope she gets heart disease. 8 00:00:38,090 --> 00:00:39,720 -Morning, Ted. -Hey, Higgins-- 9 00:00:41,850 --> 00:00:42,850 Is he dead? 10 00:00:44,980 --> 00:00:48,070 I mean, you know, it's my fault for staring at my phone. 11 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:50,150 I just can't stop checking on my family's flight. 12 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:51,980 You know, I haven't shared this with too many folks, 13 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:55,700 but Michelle and I, we've been having some marital issues. 14 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:58,740 Ted, you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to. 15 00:00:58,820 --> 00:00:59,740 I don't mind. 16 00:01:00,450 --> 00:01:01,950 Tried couples therapy. 17 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:03,660 Didn't like the other couple though. 18 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,040 It feels good to laugh. 19 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:11,000 Yeah, you know, our therapist gave us this code word to use. 20 00:01:11,090 --> 00:01:13,130 So if either of us says "Oklahoma," 21 00:01:13,210 --> 00:01:15,420 the other one has to tell the God's honest truth. 22 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:17,390 Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful. 23 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:19,350 Did ruin the musical for me though. 24 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,140 So now every time I hear, "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'," 25 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:26,310 or... what-- "Surrey with the Fringe on Top," or-- 26 00:01:26,810 --> 00:01:28,980 -"Shall We Dance?" -No, that's from King and I. 27 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,730 Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes, 28 00:01:31,810 --> 00:01:33,650 I immediately think about my wife telling me 29 00:01:33,730 --> 00:01:37,030 that my constant optimism is too much. 30 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:41,200 And this... sharing of feelings 31 00:01:41,820 --> 00:01:44,660 is 'cause I opened up to you about my ex-husband at the gala. 32 00:01:44,740 --> 00:01:46,070 Yes, ma'am. 33 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,540 Well, that's a lesson learned. 34 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:48,790 Come on now. 35 00:01:48,870 --> 00:01:51,660 I bet deep down you kinda dig we're getting so close, right? 36 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:52,880 I do. 37 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,960 -Oklahoma? -I do not. 38 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,370 Jamie? 39 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:21,820 You up? 40 00:02:28,370 --> 00:02:29,370 Hello? 41 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,790 Is Jamie here? 42 00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:33,830 Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones. 43 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,590 Yeah, I am. 44 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:38,460 Hi, Jamie. 45 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:43,010 No, no. No. You can't get mad. You broke up with me. 46 00:02:43,090 --> 00:02:44,630 Like, 24 hours ago. 47 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,180 How long's a man meant to be alone? 48 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:48,100 What am I supposed to do? Shower by myself? 49 00:02:49,140 --> 00:02:51,020 Sorry, can I just say, I'm your biggest fan. 50 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:53,020 I follow your Insta, your Snap, everything. 51 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:55,020 Wow, thank you. 52 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:56,860 And, Jamie, thank you. 53 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,830 Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it, 54 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:03,360 wondering if I made a huge fucking mistake. 55 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:07,330 But you have really helped me to feel good about this decision, just by... 56 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,290 being you. 57 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:12,790 You're welcome. 58 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:14,460 What? 59 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:16,380 You said I made you feel good about your decision. 60 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:18,540 -Yeah. -Did you mean it? 61 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,720 -Yes. -Well, then you're welcome. 62 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,140 I like to make people feel good. 63 00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:28,220 You still gonna be around for the promo shoot later? 64 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:30,810 The promo shoot that I've spent weeks setting up for you? 65 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,520 Yes. 66 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:36,610 It was nice to meet you. 67 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:43,240 Yes, yes, yes! Here! 68 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:46,200 Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie! 69 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:49,160 Jamie, I'm open. Jamie! 70 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,540 -What are you doing? That was going in. -Well, we'll never know. 71 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:55,910 Jamie, how many times I gotta tell you to make the extra pass? 72 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,710 Come on. Sam was more open than the jar of peanut butter on my kitchen counter. 73 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,840 What? What's he talking about? 74 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,380 That's right. Y'all don't know I like to keep the peanut butter open. 75 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:06,890 That way, whenever I walk by, I can just stick my finger in there. 76 00:04:08,010 --> 00:04:10,180 -It's a fucking good idea, to be fair. -Yeah, it is. 77 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:12,970 Now look, when Sam is that open, you gotta pass to him, okay? 78 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:16,270 But why? Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit. 79 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:17,940 I heard my name. What did he say? 80 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:19,770 -Don't worry about it. -Okay. 81 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,490 Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow. 82 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:24,990 Otherwise we're gonna get our butts kicked. Extra passes. 83 00:04:25,070 --> 00:04:27,700 We're gonna keep doing this until we get it right. Let's go. 84 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:29,030 Dad! 85 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:35,500 Practice is canceled. 86 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:42,000 That is a lot longer run than he thinks, though. 87 00:04:42,090 --> 00:04:43,090 Metaphor. 88 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:47,130 -Hey! -Daddy! 89 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,680 I kinda thought y'all would meet me halfway, but hey, that's all right. 90 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,720 -Hey, buddy! -Helicopter! 91 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:55,900 You got it. Two spins. How about that? 92 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:57,520 Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there. 93 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,980 -Slower helicopter. -No way. Come on now. 94 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:04,860 I missed you so much. 95 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:06,320 Group hug. 96 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,650 Hey! There he is. 97 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:11,240 Hey, big guy. Look how tall you got. What the heck? 98 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:13,750 And look at this. I mean, you, what-- You got teeth now? 99 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:16,170 -I already had teeth! -And you can talk! 100 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,090 Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report, 101 00:05:18,170 --> 00:05:22,220 but this weekend's match will not be completely sold out. 102 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:25,760 Not a surprise. We've lost four matches in a row, and we're facing relegation. 103 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:27,840 But why be sorry? 104 00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:29,770 I think it's all going rather smashingly. 105 00:05:34,270 --> 00:05:38,690 I'm happy to be the new brand ambassador for Darsteiner. 106 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:41,320 The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt. 107 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:44,280 Wait, wait, wait. Get my tats. 108 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:48,110 Get that one. It's very important to me. Chinese for "arm." 109 00:05:49,490 --> 00:05:50,910 -Jamie. -What? 110 00:05:50,990 --> 00:05:52,410 -Just drink the beer. -Yeah. 111 00:05:53,530 --> 00:05:55,950 No judgment, but are you back with that twat? 112 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,170 Bon appétit. 113 00:05:57,750 --> 00:06:00,920 No. We're done. God, I love that you care though. 114 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:03,750 I'll kiss you on the mouth if I can reach those lips. 115 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:07,000 You know, I put this whole thing together. I get 10%. 116 00:06:07,090 --> 00:06:08,630 Hey, do you like mythology? 117 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,970 You've seen a unicorn. You ever seen a brewnicorn? 118 00:06:13,430 --> 00:06:15,560 -That's fucking funny. -Oh, no. 119 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,640 What's that? It's my beerby. 120 00:06:17,730 --> 00:06:19,070 -Come on. -Okay. 121 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:22,020 Y'all getting all this for free. Not even extra for that. 122 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:23,100 Keeley. 123 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:26,190 If any of the other players needed some branding work done, 124 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,320 is that something you'd be interested in? 125 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:29,530 I don't want you to offer me a job 126 00:06:29,610 --> 00:06:31,490 just 'cause I was nice to you in the loo the other night. 127 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:35,120 Why not? Men give each other jobs in toilets all the time. 128 00:06:35,990 --> 00:06:36,990 Yeah, they do. 129 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:40,580 I meant employment. Like job-jobs. 130 00:06:40,670 --> 00:06:43,340 -So not hand, or blow, or foot? -Foot? 131 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:47,510 You're right. Technically it would be... feet, right? 132 00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:52,130 Just give it a thought. Unless you want to carry on doing-- 133 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,010 What is it you do again? 134 00:06:54,970 --> 00:06:57,850 I'm sort of famous for being almost famous. 135 00:06:58,560 --> 00:06:59,560 Excellent. 136 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:03,190 -Maybe think of it as a plan B. -Yeah. 137 00:07:05,650 --> 00:07:07,400 Okay, now, little tip for y'all, all right? 138 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:10,940 Fries are called "chips." Chips are called "crisps." 139 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,450 And "bangers" aren't great songs, 140 00:07:13,530 --> 00:07:16,660 but they do make you feel like dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty. 141 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:19,200 When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker? 142 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:22,420 Hey, Baz. Fellas. This here-- This is my wife, Michelle. 143 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,630 Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso. 144 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,750 Nice recovery. Well executed. 145 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,550 -Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all. -Yeah. 146 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:30,720 Hi, Ted. Hello, young man. 147 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:36,270 Here are the darts. There's the board. Try not to hit any regulars. 148 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:38,270 Yeah, go have fun. 149 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:40,770 -Your table's this way. -Go on. After you. 150 00:07:40,850 --> 00:07:43,310 -Three fish-and-chips? -Yes, please. And two pints. 151 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:45,020 -I like your style. -Yeah. 152 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:49,190 Look at this. 153 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:55,740 Do they wrap the fish-and-chips in newspaper? I read they do that here. 154 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:59,450 No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that. Having my food teach me stuff? 155 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:01,460 Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right? 156 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:03,580 A doughnut that knows about Rosa Parks or something. 157 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:05,370 -Yeah. Exactly, yeah. -Yeah. 158 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:07,670 Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole. 159 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:10,340 Yeah. 160 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,510 You already done, bud? 161 00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:14,300 Yeah, he probably should be. 162 00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:16,510 Well, I'm sorry about that. 163 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:17,760 Happens all the time. 164 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:22,100 -What are you doing? -I'm just curious, yeah? 165 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:24,100 The photographer's gonna send me over the pictures, 166 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:26,070 and I'll just kill the ones where you look like shit. 167 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:27,320 Then I'll send them over to you. 168 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,610 Firstly, babe, there won't be any where I look like shit because... 169 00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:34,660 And B, why don't you just bring them over to my place 170 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:36,450 and we can look at them together? 171 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,080 Maybe we're naked. 172 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,500 Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie. 173 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,330 Smart move. 174 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,500 Excuse me? 175 00:08:50,340 --> 00:08:52,220 I have to hang out with that prick. 176 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:55,510 The fact that you would choose to be with him is frankly mind-blowing. 177 00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:57,380 I'm not with him. We broke up. 178 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,390 We're working together, actually. And who asked you anyway, huh? 179 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:01,470 Right. 180 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:05,390 I didn't know that, so... apologies. 181 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,150 No, it's fine. You should definitely weigh in on my life. 182 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:11,980 I'll make sure that I text you anytime I have to make a decision, yeah? 183 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,900 It's just that in training, Sam was wide open, 184 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,620 and Jamie wouldn't pass to him. 185 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,240 But Sam was wide open. 186 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:22,490 Now that's what I'm dealing with. 187 00:09:28,830 --> 00:09:29,830 Yes. 188 00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:32,630 Here it is. 189 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:36,170 Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second. 190 00:09:37,550 --> 00:09:40,340 Think we might have missed a page. Oh, boy. 191 00:09:40,430 --> 00:09:42,970 Don't you wanna go ride a real double-decker bus? 192 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,650 After we finish. 193 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:46,690 See? I like that. 194 00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:48,900 First we gotta build it, then we can ride it. 195 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:51,650 It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm. 196 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:53,110 Okay. 197 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:57,150 Well, six hands are better than four. 198 00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:27,680 Good morning. 199 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:29,060 Hey, how you doing? 200 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,320 -Hey, look at that scarf. I like it. -Oi! Wanker. 201 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,240 Don't you fuck up the match. 202 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,740 I appreciate you. We'll see what happens, huh? 203 00:10:43,570 --> 00:10:45,200 Hey, check it out. 204 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,240 You never-- Never seen one of these before. 205 00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:49,960 That right there, that's a scone, okay? 206 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,290 It's like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth. 207 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:54,590 There's your breakfast. All right? Hey! What do you say? 208 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:55,960 Thanks, Dad! 209 00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:58,760 Okay. There you go. Some people's kids, holy moly. 210 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:09,180 -It's pretty nice out there, isn't it? -Yeah. 211 00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:10,900 -Hey. -I can make us some breakfast. 212 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,150 What's wrong? 213 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:14,400 Nothing. I think I'm just a little jet-lagged is all. 214 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:15,650 I'm fine, Ted. 215 00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:17,570 No, no. No. Michelle, you gotta talk to me. 216 00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:20,150 Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma. 217 00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:27,660 Every day... 218 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:33,120 I wake up hoping that I'll feel the way I felt in the beginning. 219 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,250 But maybe that's just what marriage is, right? 220 00:11:38,710 --> 00:11:41,590 I'll keep trying. You know I will. 221 00:11:43,550 --> 00:11:45,180 Ready to go! 222 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:51,060 -I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo. -Yeah. 223 00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:53,060 -You know-- -Let's get some pants. Come on. 224 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,240 I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 225 00:12:05,870 --> 00:12:08,330 Marriage. Just so, you know, so complicated. 226 00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:10,330 So many different challenges and... 227 00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:13,580 I think-- I don't know. Sorry. 228 00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:14,870 You ever been married? 229 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:19,460 Yeah, Nate. Coach's views on romantic relationships 230 00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:21,930 are not too dissimilar from his views on cooking steak. 231 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:25,390 You know, you spend any more than five minutes on one, loses its flavor. 232 00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:27,720 -That sound about right, Coach? -Yeah. 233 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,800 Do you mind if I ask you a personal question then? 234 00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:30,810 Fire away. 235 00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:32,230 If you were worried about your relationship, 236 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:36,110 then why did you fly 4,438 miles away? 237 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,780 That is a very specific number to know off the top of your head. 238 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,740 Well, my dad used to be a cartographer. 239 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:44,490 Used to say I was .001 miles tall. 240 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:49,540 Yeah. Well, it's a good question. Why do it? 241 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,710 I think at some point I realized 242 00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:57,500 that me being around so much was doing more harm than good. 243 00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:02,220 Like, anytime I tried to solve any of her problems, or... 244 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:07,170 do something sweet for her, it just would backfire. 245 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:11,270 And then she and this therapist we were working with 246 00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:15,810 decided that maybe the best thing to do would be to give her a little space. 247 00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:20,770 And so... well, I gave her 4,400 and... 248 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:21,690 Thirty-eight. 249 00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:24,200 Thirty-eight miles worth of it. 250 00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:29,700 Sorry to interrupt. I was told one of you had my phone. 251 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,330 Thank heavens. 252 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:34,750 I deleted some apps to optimize performance. 253 00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,370 Not Battleships, I hope. 254 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,590 Oh, well. I was playing that too much anyway. 255 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:41,340 I'll leave you lads to your match day planning. 256 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,300 Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo. 257 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:45,170 You mind if I get your take on something? 258 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:47,300 Wow, of course. 259 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:52,050 Very exciting to be invited into the inner sanctum. 260 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:55,230 Team Lasso, as it were. 261 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,600 You and the missus. Y'all been together a while, yeah? 262 00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:01,190 Yes, 28 years. 263 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:03,480 Five boys, three dogs, 264 00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:07,410 one 20-year-old cat whose impending death will wreck me emotionally, 265 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:10,620 and one small house that manages to fit us all in it. 266 00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:12,700 Sounds like a full life right there. 267 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,530 But I assume y'all have had your fair share of hard times though, yeah? 268 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:20,870 Did you not hear the five boys, tiny house, dying cat part? 269 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:24,920 That's the thing though, isn't it? 270 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,960 If you're with the right person, even the hard times are easy. 271 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:36,100 Someone call 911. I want to report a truth bomb. 272 00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:40,020 -I think they do 999 here. -It is 999. 273 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,350 -Yes. It is, yeah. -For emergencies? 274 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,030 Boy, that seems troublesome to me. 275 00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:45,450 You know, toddlers and, just, butt dials and-- 276 00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:46,660 -'Cause it's one key. -Yeah. 277 00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:48,650 You'd probably have police cars and ambulances 278 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:50,620 -just zipping all over the place. -Yeah. 279 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,580 -Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it? -It does. Yeah, yeah. 280 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:54,700 -That explains it, actually. -There you have it. 281 00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:56,990 Arlo White here with Chris Powell. 282 00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:00,580 Live from Nelson Road Stadium, the home of AFC Richmond. 283 00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:02,300 All right, everyone! Get in a fucking circle. 284 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:04,050 -Let's throw this down! -Come on, boys! 285 00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:05,590 Right, hands in. 286 00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,920 On three. One, two, three... 287 00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:10,010 -Richmond! -Let's go! 288 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,260 Let's go! Let's go! 289 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,390 Jamie, you a germophobe? 290 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,480 'Cause I'm trying to think of a reason you didn't put your hand in 291 00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:26,490 with the rest of the team. 292 00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:27,610 Didn't want to. 293 00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:32,650 I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. 294 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:34,240 You just push all the wrong buttons. 295 00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:39,160 Well, then how's about you and me make a deal? 296 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,630 Okay, I'm listening. 297 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:44,590 You get to keep on preaching all of your yeehaw bullshit, 298 00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:49,840 and in exchange, I'll keep ignoring you, because this team is tragic. 299 00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:54,260 I score all the goals, and I'm the only one they come to see. 300 00:15:55,010 --> 00:15:56,850 Does that sound fair? Hands in. 301 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,600 You know, I'd love to hash out some of the nuances there, 302 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,060 but I'm not having the best of days-- 303 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,560 Actually, it doesn't matter what you say. 304 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,350 'Cause in my head, I'm just hearing the crowd cheer my name 305 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,860 after I score a goal tonight. 306 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:12,280 Jamie Tartt... Jamie Tartt... 307 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,320 As undeniably catchy as that tune is, I need you to cut the crap right now-- 308 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:16,790 Dad! 309 00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:20,040 Hey, big guy. There he is. Hey. 310 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,750 -Jamie Tartt? -Hello, little lad. 311 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:24,370 Would you sign my shirt? 312 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,500 All right, turn around. 313 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,000 That's pretty cool, huh? 314 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:33,380 Now, next time I score a goal, it won't just be for me. 315 00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,340 It'll be for you too. 316 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:42,270 And for me. But... just for us. 317 00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:44,600 -Cool. -Good lad. 318 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,730 Good boy. 319 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,740 Come on, let's get out there. 320 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:57,280 Jamie Tartt... Jamie Tartt... 321 00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:58,830 -Come on, goalie! -Link finds space. 322 00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:00,250 He rears back to shoot it. 323 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,750 A stunning goal by the Canadian midfielder! 324 00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:06,790 -Fuck's sake! -I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso! 325 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:10,040 -Nice family though. -Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him! 326 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,590 Well, after only six minutes, Richmond are 2-0 down. 327 00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:14,500 Wanker! Wanker! 328 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:17,010 And the Richmond supporters are making their feelings known. 329 00:17:17,090 --> 00:17:18,090 Wanker! Wanker! 330 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:20,100 Chris, you have to think, if this continues, 331 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:23,680 Lasso's time with Richmond will be short and not very sweet. 332 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:26,100 Tartt receives the ball. Clever there. 333 00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:27,820 -Go on, Jamie. -He finds space. 334 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,190 He has Obisanya on the right. 335 00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:32,980 No, he's doing it himself. And what a finish! 336 00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:35,700 Jamie Tartt with an incredible solo goal! 337 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,910 Jamie Tartt, you fucking king! 338 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:42,240 Jamie Tartt... Jamie Tartt... 339 00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:45,250 And thanks to budding superstar, Jamie Tartt, 340 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,830 Richmond are right back in it at 2-1 in the 29th minute! 341 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,130 -Me! -What's he yelling? 342 00:17:51,210 --> 00:17:55,260 "Me." He's pointing at the name on his back and repeatedly yelling "me." 343 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:56,840 Me! 344 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,090 I thought he was saying "meat." 345 00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:01,220 But, yeah, yours makes a lot more sense. Okay. 346 00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:04,190 -Come on! -Obisanya joins the attack. 347 00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:06,940 -The Nigerian is taken out! -Bullshit! 348 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,480 Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off! 349 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,360 It'll be a yellow card here for Benson. 350 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:17,190 And you have to say he got off easy there. And Obisanya is still down. 351 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,780 -He might be hurt. -Yeah. 352 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:20,740 Excuse me, mate. 353 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,450 Oi! Check on your fucking teammate. 354 00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:28,380 The captain dispensing some wisdom to the young superstar. 355 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,790 Nothing wrong with that. 356 00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:32,920 -Sam? -Yeah? 357 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,250 I'm gonna have to move you there. There you go. 358 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:37,840 -What is your fucking problem? -What is this? 359 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,760 Kent and Tartt are at each other's throats! 360 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,930 -Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off! -Hopefully cooler heads will prevail. 361 00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:44,050 Fucking kill you! 362 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:45,100 Same team! 363 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:48,180 -Unacceptable, Arlo. -Chris, have you ever struck a teammate? 364 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:50,270 -Are you mad? So what? -No, but I've wanted to. 365 00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:51,480 -He's my own player. -Yeah, yeah. 366 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,520 -I'm actually a bit jealous. -You gotta be-- 367 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,950 We haven't seen this since 2001 in Newcastle. 368 00:18:57,030 --> 00:19:01,120 And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still. 369 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:03,620 You all right, Sam? 370 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,660 Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore. 371 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:08,450 But everyone was making such a fuss, I thought I should just stay down. 372 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,040 No. Listen. 373 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:14,120 I'm gonna pull you up, you're gonna pretend to limp very badly, 374 00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:17,170 and you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on. 375 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,800 -They'll love it. -Okay. 376 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:24,720 Obisanya is on his feet, but can he continue? 377 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,050 Is he okay? 378 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,390 Looks like he'll play through the pain. 379 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:31,470 Such determination. You love to see it. 380 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,770 Attaboy, Sam! 381 00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:37,360 Tartt steps up to take the free kick, with an opportunity to tie the game. 382 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,400 Will he find a teammate or go for glory? 383 00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:43,490 With Tartt, that's usually a rhetorical question. 384 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,500 And he's done it! 385 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,750 That's two for Jamie Tartt, and Richmond are level 386 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,550 in the 38th minute! 387 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,340 He's a special player, Arlo. 388 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:00,420 Look at this. 389 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:04,760 And you have to wonder, where would Richmond be without him. 390 00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:09,850 I'll be right back. 391 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,230 Me! Me! 392 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:17,810 We certainly haven't seen this before. Ted Lasso is running into the stands. 393 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,820 Well, where the hell is he off to? 394 00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:22,780 He's not slowing down on those steps. 395 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:25,610 That's some real impressive cardio from Ted Lasso there. 396 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:26,700 Is he okay? 397 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:30,500 -Hey, Rebecca. -Hello, Ted. 398 00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:32,540 -You're doing great, Dad. -Yeah, you got this. 399 00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:33,620 Thanks, guys. 400 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,170 I wanna bench Jamie. 401 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,090 But I didn't wanna do it without checking with you first. 402 00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:40,890 But, Ted, you're the manager. 403 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,960 So whatever you decide, you have my full support. 404 00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:46,180 Thanks, boss. All right. Later, alligators. 405 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,300 Bye, Dad. 406 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:54,400 And it appears Coach Lasso has decided to rejoin the match already in progress. 407 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,070 Roberts, warm up. You're going in. Let's go. Come on. 408 00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:59,320 Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub. 409 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,900 -Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay? -Okay. 410 00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,480 Appreciate you, sir. Thank you. 411 00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:10,830 Okay. 412 00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:13,750 Well, it looks like Lasso is making an early substitution here. 413 00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:16,000 He's bringing Roberts on, and he's taking off... 414 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,380 Jamie Tartt? 415 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,380 He's our best player! 416 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,420 Me? 417 00:21:23,510 --> 00:21:24,970 You don't know what you're doing! 418 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:28,260 You don't know what you're doing! You don't know what you're doing! 419 00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:29,880 What on earth? 420 00:21:29,970 --> 00:21:32,310 He's taking off his best player. 421 00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:34,850 And with less than a minute remaining in the half. 422 00:21:34,930 --> 00:21:36,890 -Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! -Number 16, Robbie Roberts, 423 00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:38,520 for number 9, Jamie Tartt. 424 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,480 Hey, way to play out there. Way to get us back in. 425 00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:43,990 Shut up. Fucking stupid twat. 426 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:48,700 The referee looks at his watch, and that's halftime. 427 00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:51,620 What kind of reception awaits Lasso in his locker room? 428 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,630 Oi, sit down and listen. 429 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,970 We got ourselves a tied game. 430 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:16,350 Nice work. 431 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:23,110 Fellas, we're broken. We need to change. 432 00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:25,780 And, look, I know change can be scary. 433 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:29,780 One minute, you're playing freeze tag out there at recess with all your buddies. 434 00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:33,240 Next thing you know, you're getting zits, your voice gets low. 435 00:22:33,330 --> 00:22:36,630 And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk 436 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:40,200 to check and see how your project's going, you feel all squiggly inside. 437 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:48,550 She was a striking woman. Not classically beautiful, but striking. 438 00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,090 First time I ever saw tan lines. 439 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:54,600 Most of the time, change is a good thing. 440 00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:57,310 Now, I think that's what it's all about. 441 00:22:58,850 --> 00:23:00,350 Embracing change. 442 00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,270 Being brave. 443 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:06,860 Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life... 444 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:09,990 can move forward with theirs. 445 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:13,030 'Cause maybe... 446 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,830 it's the only way you can truly help her be happy. 447 00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:26,430 Obviously by "her," I'm referring to Lady Football. 448 00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:29,890 Good save. 449 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,850 Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield for the second half. 450 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,180 And Beard's gonna walk y'all through the rest of the changes. 451 00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:38,980 Hey, hey, hey. One last thing. 452 00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:41,440 And I want everyone's eyes on me when I say this. Look at me. 453 00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:53,990 -Never really liked Tartt. -We know, Roy. 454 00:23:54,070 --> 00:23:55,490 Everybody, come on. 455 00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:58,830 Two minutes of added time remaining. 456 00:23:58,910 --> 00:24:01,040 Still level at two goals apiece. 457 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,620 Richmond have played well, even without Jamie Tartt. 458 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:04,710 Here we go. 459 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:07,790 He's open. He's open. He's open. There you go. 460 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,760 A through ball from Cockburn. And Kent is off to the races! 461 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:11,720 Come on! 462 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,390 Kent has only one man to beat. 463 00:24:13,470 --> 00:24:15,930 He could take it himself, 464 00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:20,560 but he makes the extra pass to a wide open Obisanya! 465 00:24:23,850 --> 00:24:26,350 And he buries it! 466 00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:28,900 Oh, my God! 467 00:24:30,230 --> 00:24:34,940 Richmond take the lead with barely a minute of stoppage time left. 468 00:24:41,790 --> 00:24:45,960 Scorer for Richmond's third goal, number 24, Sam Obisanya. 469 00:24:55,050 --> 00:24:56,970 Yeah! 470 00:24:57,050 --> 00:24:59,930 -I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy! -No, I love it! I love this energy! 471 00:25:00,010 --> 00:25:02,720 -Here, Coach. Take this guy from me. -Yeah! 472 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,020 That's the way you do it! 473 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:11,270 Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done! Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes! 474 00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:13,270 Took balls, what you did. 475 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:17,490 That's all we got is balls, Roy. It's all we got. 476 00:25:17,570 --> 00:25:20,570 All right! Yeah! There you go. Way to play. 477 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:22,750 How about that, Coach? 478 00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:24,790 You hear that, Coach? 479 00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:27,460 Wanker! Wanker! 480 00:25:27,540 --> 00:25:29,250 Well, same word, ain't it? 481 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,750 Yeah, but different. 482 00:25:33,090 --> 00:25:37,300 Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s when bad meant good, right? 483 00:25:38,050 --> 00:25:39,430 Who was president back then? 484 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:43,310 -Ronald Reagan. -"Ronald Reagan? The actor?" 485 00:25:43,390 --> 00:25:48,190 Oh, man. I love it when you do Doc Brown. You walked me right into that. 486 00:25:55,490 --> 00:25:58,830 Daddy! Dad! 487 00:25:58,910 --> 00:26:00,660 Hey! There he is! 488 00:26:02,540 --> 00:26:04,330 How about that, huh? We won one. 489 00:26:04,410 --> 00:26:05,410 -Daddy? -Yeah? 490 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,840 What's a wanker? 491 00:26:07,790 --> 00:26:09,670 Well, kiddo. That is a... 492 00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:13,840 That's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts. Make sense? 493 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,510 Let's give you a better view of all this. Ready? 494 00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:18,130 Get up there, kiddo. Look at that. 495 00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:21,890 Wave to the people. That's it. Let them know. Let them see, huh? 496 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,270 Shit. 497 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,400 Yeah. 498 00:26:31,810 --> 00:26:32,810 One touch. 499 00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:40,200 I just keep thinking about the first time we met, back at school. 500 00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:46,460 Us being the only two people in that big old parking lot at the exact same time. 501 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,670 So random. 502 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:53,630 No way for us to know that it was going to be the start of something. 503 00:26:55,630 --> 00:26:57,050 -Hey. -Did I scare you? 504 00:26:57,130 --> 00:27:00,260 You snuck up on a woman in a parking lot at night. 505 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,680 Yeah, Roy, well done. 506 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,800 I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. I was also an idiot yesterday, so... 507 00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:08,930 It's okay. 508 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,440 Good night, Keeley. 509 00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:18,650 Good night, Roy. 510 00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:22,530 I look back at everything we've been through, 511 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,240 and I wouldn't change a single thing. 512 00:27:27,290 --> 00:27:28,290 Even now. 513 00:27:30,330 --> 00:27:31,540 What are you saying? 514 00:27:32,630 --> 00:27:35,800 Michelle, if there is something I could... do 515 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,510 or something I could say that would make you be happy... 516 00:27:40,590 --> 00:27:42,090 just being with me, I'd do it. 517 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,390 I'd do it in a nanosecond. 518 00:27:44,470 --> 00:27:46,640 But I ain't got no control over any of that. 519 00:27:48,930 --> 00:27:50,680 You don't have to keep trying anymore. 520 00:27:52,190 --> 00:27:53,190 It's okay. 521 00:27:54,810 --> 00:27:57,810 I'm gonna be okay. Yeah? 522 00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:07,370 Okay, quick feet. There we go. 523 00:28:07,450 --> 00:28:08,450 Shoot. 524 00:28:10,290 --> 00:28:13,380 I promised myself I would never quit anything in my life. 525 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,500 But you're not quitting, Ted. 526 00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:19,380 You're just letting me go. 527 00:28:23,930 --> 00:28:24,930 Yeah. 528 00:28:25,510 --> 00:28:26,510 Come on. 529 00:28:31,060 --> 00:28:32,060 You ready? 530 00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:33,520 -Yeah. -Yes. Thank you. 531 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,810 -It's all right. -I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you. 532 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:39,570 Hey, buddy. I'm gonna see you the second after the season's over, okay? 533 00:28:39,650 --> 00:28:41,360 And we're gonna talk every day? 534 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,940 Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy. You know it. Okay? 535 00:28:44,030 --> 00:28:46,320 Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah. 536 00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:51,620 Okay now, okay. 537 00:28:52,290 --> 00:28:55,420 Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on. 538 00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:02,900 Oi, wanker. Good job tonight. 539 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,730 Thank you, sir. 540 00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:08,450 Keep an eye on us. We might be turning this thing around.