1 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:59,309 Welcome to the University of Ithaca. This is it. 2 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:04,730 I'll show you everything you need to know. And much more. 3 00:01:05,022 --> 00:01:09,528 This is the main area. This is where you come most often. 4 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:13,157 Here you will meet friends and classmates. 5 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:19,496 Come here. Don't stray. I've had problems with stragglers. 6 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:24,501 They are scooped by trucks. And that's not fun. 7 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:30,591 This is by the way the Joseph H. Nelson Memorial Library. 8 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:34,970 It was built in the 17th century. 9 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:39,099 Seventeenth century? It says 1951. 10 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:48,650 That's the house number. Smarty. 11 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,819 That's the psychology department. 12 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:57,451 They expect you every semester participates in an experiment. 13 00:01:57,743 --> 00:02:01,830 Pretty cool. When it's your turn, then wear loose clothes... 14 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:07,377 no metals and prepare yourself to severe electric shock. 15 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,633 They're watching us. 16 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,595 There is the English faculty. 17 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:20,512 But you already speak English, so we'll skip that. 18 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:24,853 How long have you been studying here? - Eight years. 19 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:31,652 You don't know anything. What a crappy tour. 20 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:35,697 A crappy school. Does nothing ever happen? 21 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:40,661 A lot is happening. Ithaca is an awesome university. 22 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:44,331 He's probably never been anywhere else. 23 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,879 Just laugh. But the fact remains... 24 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:57,344 that this is the most beautiful story has played all time. 25 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:01,887 It's about a boy that I knew, Josh Parker... 26 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:07,354 and his girlfriend Tiffany. It was a fantastic trip. 27 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:14,361 Josh and Tiffany were always there together, as children. 28 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,552 They were always a team. 29 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:23,328 When Tiffany's tonsils had to be removed... 30 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:28,292 Josh also stayed there for three days Hopital. They were best friends. 31 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,170 And what started as friendship... 32 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:35,966 developed into serious French kissing and intense caressing. 33 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:41,113 They were together so often that even their dogs got into a relationship. 34 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:45,264 It seemed like their fate to always stay together. 35 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:51,457 But after high school they faced a challenging challenge. 36 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,652 A long distance relationship. 37 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,112 UNIVERSITY OF ITHACA 38 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:02,576 Josh went to the great University of Ithaca... 39 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,955 and Tiffany studied veterinary medicine in Austin, Texas. 40 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,751 They promised to remain faithful to each other... 41 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:15,255 to speak to each other every day and to be monogamous. 42 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:19,134 But that turned out to be more difficult than they had thought. 43 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,121 Tiffany. 44 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,643 Hello, honey. - You were fantastic last night. 45 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:32,481 I've never been came so nicely. I mean it. 46 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,442 I had to this morning take the pill twice. 47 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:40,322 Do you need help again tonight? - Nothing tonight. Now. 48 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,972 We're skipping class. 49 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:17,651 Tiffany and Carla are not there. Leave a message. 50 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:24,575 Tif, with me again. I'm always trying to reach you. 51 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:29,204 All is well. I'll talk to you later. Call me, okay? 52 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,272 Bye. 53 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:40,716 I want to say something else before I send the tape. 54 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:45,762 I haven't spoken to you in a while. Don't you like me anymore? 55 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:48,390 Just kidding. Hello, guys. 56 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,644 But I'm a little worried. Call me when you have time, okay? 57 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:58,483 Barry greets you. Call me as soon as you can. I miss you. 58 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,319 Call me. Day. 59 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,742 How are you? - That's fine. And with you? 60 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,494 My band for Tiffany is almost done. 61 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:13,123 How are you doing, Mitch? Are you hungry? 62 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:22,424 Are you going to feed him? - No, I'm checking the temperature. 63 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,886 The temperature should always be 29 degrees. 64 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:33,602 Can I throw a mouse in there? - Sorry, he only eats on Saturdays. 65 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,749 We can cut a mouse. 66 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:40,609 Then he now gets half and the rest on Saturday. 67 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:44,446 I didn't think so. Don't you have class right now? 68 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:48,992 What time is it? Damn. 69 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,161 If it is rewound, would you like to post it then? 70 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,411 No problem. Just put it there. 71 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:56,190 See you later? - Bye. 72 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:02,881 Should we feed him? - No. He's going to die from eating too much. 73 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,717 So what? It's worth it. 74 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,263 Josh. - Beth. 75 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:11,056 Hi. 76 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:15,394 How are you? - That's fine. Where have you been? 77 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:19,440 I studied. I wonder what I'm doing here. 78 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:21,483 It's a lot of reading. 79 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,259 Correct. - Yes. 80 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:26,989 Are you going to E.L. tonight? - Yes, I'll be there. 81 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,283 I have to go. My lesson has already started. 82 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:34,079 Go quickly. See you tonight. - Yes. Sorry. This evening. 83 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,296 You like that boy, don't you? 84 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:46,633 That's none of your business, Jacob. - I'm just saying I see it. 85 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,511 I'm not going to talk about it again. - About what? 86 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:53,307 Stop it, yes? We are not a couple. 87 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,890 We never were and we never will be. 88 00:07:57,895 --> 00:08:00,731 This week you will think... 89 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:05,235 about Plato's dialogues from the middle period. 90 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:09,031 In other words, the State, Phaedo, Symposium. 91 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:13,077 This is material for the exam next week. 92 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,827 So I propose that you study it. 93 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,914 Do you have anything to add, Jacob? 94 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:27,174 Remember that all lecture material The exam assignment includes... 95 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:30,219 plus all assigned reading. 96 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:34,597 They become open questions, so take a writing pad with you. Yellow please. 97 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:37,226 They are better for your eyes. 98 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,812 Okay. Okay? 99 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:45,734 Thank you, Jacob. I see you next week on the exam. 100 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:54,201 Josh. - Yes? 101 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:59,540 You tried to hit on Beth. Not a good idea. She's already taken. 102 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:04,336 She'll come back to me. They always do that. 103 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:07,881 Look at that. Mr. Parker. 104 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:12,219 Are you going to study for the exam? - Yes, sir. 105 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:17,266 Be well prepared. I looked at the numbers last night... 106 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:20,978 and you need an 8 to continue. 107 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,481 I looked at them too. He needs an 8. 108 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:28,861 We make no exceptions. - I see. 109 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,365 Look away from someone. - Can't. These will be open questions. 110 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:37,369 If I fail, my average is bad and I will lose my student loans. 111 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:41,248 Maybe I should stop then. - Then you're lost. 112 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:45,711 Come to my party, start it with Beth and enjoy for a while. 113 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:51,049 I'm not hooking up with anyone. I have a lot invested in my relationship with Tiffany. 114 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:54,970 Invested? You look like Charles Schwab. Do you hear what you say? 115 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:59,850 I would give my life sex with that girl for one evening. 116 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,771 I've never cheated. - You're already cheating. 117 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:10,319 Every time you refuse sex, you deceive yourself. You are a student. 118 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:15,532 Taking your chance on booze, drugs and girls, is getting smaller by the day. 119 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:18,726 I have to call. 120 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:23,040 If you let this go, it continues to haunt you. 121 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,270 Your cock will never forgive you. 122 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:31,173 What do you think? You don't even want to experience something new, man? 123 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:38,472 It's no fun being Josh's penis. It's like I'm in a coma. 124 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:42,184 Stop. - If only I were your cock. This is torture. 125 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:45,646 If something doesn't happen soon, I grab my balls and leave. 126 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,397 Enough like that. 127 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:51,068 Carla, it's Josh. Is Tiffany nearby? 128 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:56,365 She's not there. She has here didn't sleep again last night... 129 00:10:56,490 --> 00:11:01,203 and it would be nice if you didn't call for an hour. 130 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,141 If she wanted to talk to you, she would call you. 131 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,565 Accept it. 132 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,797 What a bitch. - Does she sound sexy? 133 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:19,096 I've had her for so long not spoken. There's something wrong. 134 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:23,934 She has found someone else. You should do too. The clock is ticking. 135 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:27,309 You'll soon be 40 and you have to pay for such a girl. 136 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:38,240 Hi, how are you? 137 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:11,106 I have to warn you. It affects your decision-making abilities... 138 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:15,986 and it lowers your threshold. - That's the intention. 139 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,281 Certainly. That's the intention. 140 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:24,745 Do you have money? There are girls for sale. - What? 141 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,520 Believe me. I have been studying here for seven years. 142 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:36,465 The key to a good completed training... 143 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:42,888 is experimenting. I'll show you. 144 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:47,684 This is an auction. Remember, you're not buying the girl. 145 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:52,564 You buy her company. Sex is not included. 146 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:57,361 I know. Believe me, I tried it. Good... 147 00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:01,823 let's first person propose. Laura. 148 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:08,997 She's from Long Island, she loves of blue, the outdoors and fish. 149 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:13,126 We'll start with five dollars. -Three dollars fifty. 150 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:17,191 My god, you rich bastard she is not Happy Meal. 151 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,718 Five dollars. - Do I hear ten? 152 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,511 Ten dollars. 153 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,765 Who offers fifteen for an evening with Laura? 154 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:32,437 Fifteen dollars. - Fifteen. Once. Once again. 155 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,983 Sold to the captain. 156 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,115 There you are. - Everthing okay? 157 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,284 It's okay. - You look great. 158 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,452 Thank you. - Don't mention it. 159 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:53,500 Jacob is here too. He's completely crazy. Can you outbid him? 160 00:13:54,626 --> 00:14:00,174 I don't have that much money on me. - He's obsessed with me. 161 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:06,138 See? Nice, huh? 162 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,976 Okay. Now you have to kiss each other. 163 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,856 Has anyone seen Beth? Oh, there she is. 164 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,902 Say hello, Beth. - Hello. 165 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,675 I hear five dollars for the beautiful Beth Wagner? 166 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,617 Five dollars here. 167 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,786 Six. - Seven. 168 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,872 Ten dollars. - Once, again. 169 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,792 Fifteen. - Twenty. 170 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,376 Twenty-five. 171 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,964 Who can get over that? Once, once again... 172 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,719 Twenty-six. - Once... 173 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,430 Thirty. - Anyone over twenty-six? 174 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:52,226 I said thirty. - No one over twenty-six? 175 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,770 I. Here. Thirty. - Sold. 176 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:59,316 To my friend Josh for twenty-six dollars. 177 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,823 I obviously offered thirty. 178 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,659 Your bid didn't count. - What do you mean? 179 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:11,036 You are an employee. - So? 180 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:14,498 This auction is for sale only for students. Day. 181 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:30,848 Thank you. You owe me something. - More than anything. 182 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,184 Real? - Formally speaking. 183 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:41,900 Ready to redeem your credit? - I think so. 184 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,408 We touch each other. 185 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:53,161 This is very nice. 186 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,416 We're having a great time. 187 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,730 TO JOSH. I MISS YOU. LOVE, TIFFANY 188 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,984 Who is Tiffany Henderson? 189 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:28,113 A girl I've been seeing since I was five. 190 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:32,117 But that's over now. She dumped me. 191 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,453 Poor dear. 192 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,789 You must be very sad. 193 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:41,084 Do you need special attention? 194 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:45,130 I'm quite upset. 195 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:58,143 Did that help? - A lot. 196 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,279 I have an idea. 197 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,702 How does that seem to you? - Better not. 198 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:20,790 Come on, that's nice. I've always wanted to do it. 199 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,441 Yes. 200 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,880 I'm going to interview you. 201 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,344 Good. 202 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,350 Okay, Josh. - Yes? 203 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:44,106 What are you looking for in a girl? 204 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:50,070 Just think. She must be smart... 205 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:53,073 and funny and... 206 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,580 That's nice too. 207 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,708 Are you feeling better yet? 208 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,254 A little better. A little. 209 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:14,094 What else are you looking for? - She must be attractive... 210 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,306 and nice and... 211 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:24,771 topless. And topless. 212 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,277 And she has to kiss me. 213 00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,704 And further? 214 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:45,834 She shouldn't stop with kisses. Why are you stopping? 215 00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:01,391 Little salmon swam in the stream 216 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:08,857 little salmon had an impossible dream 217 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,362 the starling calls 218 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,536 the chimpanzee calls 219 00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:27,751 the friendly owl calls 220 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,716 but the salmon can only say 221 00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:47,437 and that's sad 222 00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:53,819 good morning everyone 223 00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:59,783 good morning everyone, How are you and you? 224 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:06,707 Why are you so cheerful? - No idea. Am I cheerful? 225 00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:09,582 You jump around. You're like Richard Simmons. 226 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,337 You seem very light-hearted today. 227 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:16,842 Maybe because me had a great night. 228 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:19,344 Twice. And this morning. 229 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:24,892 You and Beth? Go away. What happened? 230 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:29,188 Can't. You lie. - I'm not lying. 231 00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:32,483 You can't kiss someone and then pretend you've had sex. 232 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:36,236 That's not cool. - I'm not pretending. 233 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:39,781 I guarantee he's lying. 234 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:44,828 Bet? - You can never prove it. 235 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,589 You recorded it. 236 00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:58,759 No. Give up. 237 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:03,680 This is fantastic. - I was joking. Give here. 238 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:07,893 Give here. - Come on. We'll see it sooner or later. 239 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,230 That's true. 240 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,440 Oh no. 241 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:16,401 Give up. 242 00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:21,031 No, E.L. - Come on, we have to see this. 243 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:28,372 Good. But you don't tell anyone else that you saw this. 244 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:29,939 Yes. 245 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,710 Okay. 246 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,923 Lights out, Barry. 247 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:40,759 Time for a boner. 248 00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:54,565 Hello, Tif. It's me, live from Ithaca. 249 00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:00,529 You would put that in the mail. - I did this morning. 250 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:04,408 Fast forward to the hot part. 251 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:12,416 Are you sending this crap to Tiffany? 252 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:13,941 Oh my god. 253 00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:17,421 Damn. 254 00:22:17,963 --> 00:22:19,363 What is? 255 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:23,969 Oh god, where is he? 256 00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:28,473 Wait a minute. 257 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:33,187 Do you have the Beth tape sent to Tiffany? 258 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,440 Yes. - Damn. 259 00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:39,067 Oh no. 260 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:41,010 What? 261 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:46,450 Have you made a copy? Then we can see the copy. 262 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,329 Don't answer. 263 00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:55,250 Josh and Rubin. Leave a message. 264 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,461 With Tiffany. 265 00:22:57,586 --> 00:23:02,007 Sorry I wasn't there. My grandfather passed away. 266 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:06,553 I called a few times, but no one answered. 267 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,139 I didn't want to record it. 268 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,227 But you must be worried, so... 269 00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:18,524 I'm home now to help my mother. She's devastated. 270 00:23:19,149 --> 00:23:22,087 In any case, I'll call you on Monday when I get back. 271 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:26,323 I'm okay, but I need time. 272 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:28,742 Day. I love you. 273 00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:36,166 That's not fair. She gets to see the tape and we don't. 274 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:40,796 We have three days to get there. 275 00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:46,885 Where? Austin? That's 16,000 kilometers. - Three thousand. 276 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:51,723 Do you want to drive 3000 km in three days? Just go fly. 277 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:56,812 Do you have money for a ticket? Not me. - Okay, then we'll drive. 278 00:23:56,937 --> 00:24:01,608 Are you coming? - What else should I do? Learning to sit? 279 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,277 Outing. 280 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,490 Just a moment. Wait a minute. 281 00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:11,304 He's probably about to jerk off. 282 00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:26,383 What do you want? 283 00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:31,763 This is an emergency. - Let me call my father. 284 00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:34,266 Call your father? 285 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:38,770 Listen to yourself. You're 19 and you're a sissy. 286 00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:44,193 You're just sitting in the library and plays Myst. It's pathetic. 287 00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:49,448 He means this is your chance to do something. Take a risk. 288 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:51,932 Come along. 289 00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:57,206 That's what you say because you want to go with my car. 290 00:24:57,331 --> 00:25:00,250 No, we've always liked you. 291 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:04,463 Or you lend us the car. Then he also takes a risk. 292 00:25:04,588 --> 00:25:10,677 Shut up. He's coming along. Come on Kyle, it's going to be fun. 293 00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:14,512 Don't you want to know where we're going? 294 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,250 No. 295 00:25:19,228 --> 00:25:23,148 To the University of Austin. Do you really not want to come? 296 00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:25,901 I don't have to go to Massachusetts. 297 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:30,072 Austin is located in Texas. You're confused with Boston. 298 00:25:30,197 --> 00:25:34,910 You never left here, did you? - No, not really. 299 00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:39,373 Do something about it or it will become a phobia. - Yes, I will. 300 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:46,380 Can I feed Mitch? - Yes. But not until tomorrow. 301 00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:51,593 There is a box of mice. He can have one. And no fuss. One. 302 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:56,014 Tomorrow I'll give him a mouse. You can count on me. 303 00:25:56,139 --> 00:26:02,855 I am reliable. Good luck, guys. Have a good trip. Come back safely. 304 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:07,442 I'm going to feed the snake. I'll feed the snake for you. 305 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:13,949 And there they went, they had 3000 km to go in three days. 306 00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:19,413 It was an awesome trip. It would change them forever. 307 00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:21,874 End. 308 00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:29,339 Now we go... - What a stupid story. 309 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:32,801 That's not all. How was the band doing? 310 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:34,326 Right, the band. 311 00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:40,392 Well, I already said that it was a race against time. 312 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:54,489 FRIDAY 1:08 PM BORDER WITH NEW YORK STATE 313 00:27:02,623 --> 00:27:06,061 You can at least describe it what's on the tape? 314 00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:07,985 No. 315 00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:25,771 Admit that Beth is fantastic. - Beats. She's perfect. 316 00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:30,108 Why do you feel so guilty? You didn't cheat. 317 00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:33,320 Why not? 318 00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:39,743 There are rules among guys about what exactly cheating is. 319 00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:42,704 Take your situation. 320 00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:49,545 It's never cheating if you have a different area code. 321 00:27:49,962 --> 00:27:54,675 What nonsense. - I didn't come up with those rules. 322 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:59,805 I read an article about it. There are loopholes in the law. 323 00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:05,143 Suppose you are with two girls slept at the same time. 324 00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:08,313 That's not cheating because it cancels each other out. 325 00:28:09,132 --> 00:28:10,340 Precisely. 326 00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:15,320 Or if you're too drunk to remember. 327 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:19,908 If you don't remember, it never happened. 328 00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:26,415 I know another one. Finished? 329 00:28:26,582 --> 00:28:29,668 It's not cheating if you smear your balls with peanut butter... 330 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:31,962 and your dog licks it off. 331 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:36,091 Because it's your dog. - Jesus. 332 00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:39,595 Because it's your dog. - We get it. 333 00:28:52,191 --> 00:28:55,652 Someone is going to die tomorrow. 334 00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:05,621 Of course. One of you is going to die. 335 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:13,045 Early tomorrow will be a chosen one experiencing the wrath of nature... 336 00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:15,923 in all his fury. 337 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:32,856 Who are you? - I'm Beth. 338 00:29:33,774 --> 00:29:36,652 Are you coming for the feeding? - Excuse me? 339 00:29:37,236 --> 00:29:42,324 You're too early. It's only tomorrow. Come back. 340 00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:48,247 It's going to be a bloodbath. - I'll pass. 341 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:52,292 Have you seen Josh? 342 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:56,046 He's at his girlfriend's house. - Tiffany? 343 00:29:57,089 --> 00:29:59,800 I thought it was over. 344 00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:03,303 I mean that girl who is a friend. 345 00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:10,978 Where did he go? -Austin. 346 00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:16,400 Austin, MA. 347 00:30:16,525 --> 00:30:20,988 Do you mean Boston, Massachusetts? - Yes, that's what I said. 348 00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:26,410 Boston. The university from Boston, Massachusetts. 349 00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:32,916 What an asshole. - That he lied to me like that. 350 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:38,005 I really thought he liked me. How could he do such a thing? 351 00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:42,009 Was she topless? - Girls don't walk around naked. 352 00:30:42,176 --> 00:30:47,431 Well. This is my story. Do you want to hear it or not? 353 00:30:47,556 --> 00:30:52,477 It's just not right... - Quiet. Don't interrupt me. 354 00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:58,525 Then that other girl came. Very horny. And naked. 355 00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:03,238 I know guys are jerks sometimes. 356 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:07,451 But I thought Josh was different. I liked him. 357 00:31:07,576 --> 00:31:12,998 Honey, they're all the same. All men are perverts. 358 00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:16,251 They only think about sex. 359 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:17,960 You're absolutely right. 360 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:23,967 Go to Boston and patch him up. Confront him and his girlfriend. 361 00:31:36,522 --> 00:31:37,922 This one too. 362 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:43,904 Listen up, Kyle. 363 00:31:44,029 --> 00:31:47,741 We don't have enough money. It must be charged to your credit card. 364 00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:52,181 You will definitely get your money back when we get back. 365 00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:58,585 No. It's my father's, for emergencies only. 366 00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:06,134 Hello. This is an emergency. Do we have to sleep in the mud? 367 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:23,940 This is no man's land. We're sitting been on this road for over an hour. 368 00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:28,198 This saves us five hours. Thank me later. 369 00:32:29,032 --> 00:32:33,996 Let's get back to the highway. - We're not going back. Trust us. 370 00:32:35,038 --> 00:32:39,226 Cutting is a challenge. If it was easy, it was the way. 371 00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:45,591 Damn. - Shit. 372 00:32:46,258 --> 00:32:49,136 We'll be raped in 20 minutes. 373 00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:52,848 What now? If we go back, we lose five hours. 374 00:32:53,056 --> 00:32:55,475 Turn around? This is why? 375 00:32:57,311 --> 00:33:01,440 We'll get there. - Will we make it? Did you want to get over it? 376 00:33:02,524 --> 00:33:07,029 No, definitely not. We're going back. - It's doable. 377 00:33:10,032 --> 00:33:14,119 The angle is about 30 degrees. The car weighs over 700 kilos. 378 00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:17,414 With us and the stuff that is about 1000 kilos. 379 00:33:18,081 --> 00:33:22,878 At a speed of 80 km per hour we can easily fly three meters. 380 00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:24,797 Don't think about it. 381 00:33:24,922 --> 00:33:30,052 We're going 95 to be sure. - We're going back. This really isn't possible. 382 00:33:30,848 --> 00:33:31,929 Are you sure? - Yes. 383 00:33:32,054 --> 00:33:34,515 With physics I'm always right. 384 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:39,478 I drive. - Can't you hear me? 385 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:42,731 This is my car and we don't jump rivers. 386 00:33:42,856 --> 00:33:47,653 Kyle, it's ten feet. Bob Hope can do this in a golf cart. 387 00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:49,738 I can spit on it. 388 00:34:02,501 --> 00:34:04,461 Yeah, well... 389 00:34:06,338 --> 00:34:10,717 Make it 120. Trust me, it really is possible. 390 00:34:10,842 --> 00:34:15,347 No, guys. E.L., get out of my car. 391 00:34:15,472 --> 00:34:16,872 Get in. 392 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,552 It'll be fine. 393 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:42,870 You know you have to drive 95, right? - I'll try, what a crappy car. 394 00:34:58,265 --> 00:34:59,725 Thank you. 395 00:35:01,727 --> 00:35:03,127 What did I tell you? 396 00:35:19,494 --> 00:35:21,330 Oh my god. 397 00:35:27,294 --> 00:35:31,381 My father will kill me if he hears this. 398 00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:37,137 I said we'd make it, not that the wheels stayed on. 399 00:35:37,262 --> 00:35:41,683 What now? This is the end. 400 00:35:41,808 --> 00:35:45,812 I don't have time for a walk in the woods right now. 401 00:35:45,938 --> 00:35:49,691 We call a tow truck and have it repaired. 402 00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:54,571 We lose half a day. It's just the wheels. 403 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:18,428 As soon as I think I have something before anyone feels, they are cheating on me. 404 00:36:19,972 --> 00:36:24,393 Josh is special. He's different. 405 00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:29,606 We had a bond. I can never trust a man again. 406 00:36:29,731 --> 00:36:34,736 But better. The last time The first time I trusted a man was in 1985. 407 00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:38,866 He ran off with my sister and my bus. A big bus. 408 00:36:38,991 --> 00:36:42,995 They didn't make those minivans back then. 409 00:36:44,246 --> 00:36:47,708 So there is no hope anymore? - Oh, yes. 410 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:50,586 But with batteries. 411 00:36:57,009 --> 00:36:58,677 Keep it. 412 00:37:00,762 --> 00:37:02,639 Shit. 413 00:37:03,515 --> 00:37:05,601 Guys, listen. 414 00:37:05,726 --> 00:37:10,230 We have to be more careful. We were almost there. 415 00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:15,569 If only I were dead. - Really, I shouldn't die young. 416 00:37:15,694 --> 00:37:18,906 The people of earth need me. 417 00:37:20,616 --> 00:37:23,243 I have to keep living. 418 00:37:24,286 --> 00:37:27,456 We all have to keep living. 419 00:37:27,581 --> 00:37:30,959 But first we have to get back to the road. 420 00:37:31,084 --> 00:37:34,421 We can't go to sleep now. 421 00:37:39,718 --> 00:37:44,890 Some shadows are needed here and there are applied. 422 00:37:58,362 --> 00:37:59,762 Excuse me. 423 00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:06,995 Shouldn't you record? - Do you need anything? 424 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:09,813 Yes. 425 00:38:10,249 --> 00:38:15,712 It's a strange question, but do you have some marijuana for sale? 426 00:38:15,838 --> 00:38:19,132 Our car exploded and I have nothing left. 427 00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:25,055 Am I a drug dealer? No. Thanks for the question anyway. 428 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:29,059 It's okay. Thank you. 429 00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:31,854 Anything else? 430 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:36,733 Do you want an eleven year old prostitute? We can arrange that. 431 00:38:36,859 --> 00:38:40,529 Or we can kill someone for you. What do you think about that? 432 00:38:40,654 --> 00:38:43,782 Let's start with small things. 433 00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:49,913 A clean towel? Maybe you could roll it up and smoke it. 434 00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:51,707 Asshole. 435 00:38:51,832 --> 00:38:57,337 By the way, Cheech, that credit card last night was over the limit. 436 00:38:57,462 --> 00:39:02,968 So don't spend all your money yet of needles and guns. 437 00:39:10,475 --> 00:39:13,520 Mr. Earl Edwards? Sorry, this card is over the limit. 438 00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:15,272 SATURDAY 7:42 AM UPSTATE NEW YORK 439 00:39:15,397 --> 00:39:19,568 That's not possible. Get it again by the device. 440 00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:24,323 I've done it three times already. If you have another card, I'll be happy to... 441 00:39:24,448 --> 00:39:29,244 Don't be so bold, boy. Go fix that toy... 442 00:39:29,536 --> 00:39:34,083 and put this on that damn card. We've been coming here for 20 years. 443 00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:38,670 We've only been open eight years. - Do it now. 444 00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:44,968 Calm down. It's not that bad. - You don't understand me. 445 00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:48,305 When Josh hears this, he freaks out. 446 00:39:48,472 --> 00:39:54,436 You cannot rent a car without a credit card. What do we do now? 447 00:39:56,438 --> 00:40:01,401 Listen. Stay here. Go have breakfast with him somewhere or something. 448 00:40:01,527 --> 00:40:03,820 I'll handle this. 449 00:40:05,656 --> 00:40:10,285 Earl, Cookie, something bad has happened. Prepare yourself. 450 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:15,541 The police have Kyle's car found in Bedford, Pennsylvania. 451 00:40:15,666 --> 00:40:21,588 He had exploded. Kyle isn't at university. He's missing. 452 00:40:22,381 --> 00:40:23,799 Mother of God. 453 00:40:35,644 --> 00:40:37,938 Good morning. - Hello. 454 00:40:41,358 --> 00:40:43,944 Can I help you? 455 00:40:45,779 --> 00:40:47,179 Hi. 456 00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:53,078 I had to check bus 111 and I have bad news, I'm afraid. 457 00:40:53,662 --> 00:40:57,749 There are problems with the rotor splint. 458 00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:00,375 Do engines have rotor splints? 459 00:41:01,670 --> 00:41:05,507 It runs well now, but not for much longer. 460 00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:09,803 You'll have it within a week repaired back. 461 00:41:10,846 --> 00:41:13,223 Let's see. 462 00:41:13,348 --> 00:41:16,643 Jared is in Aliquippa. Did he call from there? 463 00:41:16,768 --> 00:41:18,168 Yes. 464 00:41:19,771 --> 00:41:22,608 Five days. That should work. 465 00:41:23,984 --> 00:41:25,797 Won't you feed my dog? 466 00:41:28,697 --> 00:41:30,949 I didn't. - Well. 467 00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:34,453 Never feed guide dogs. They are trained. 468 00:41:34,578 --> 00:41:39,458 Leave him alone. Don't roll your eyes. 469 00:41:55,307 --> 00:41:57,476 French toast. 470 00:41:57,601 --> 00:42:02,105 Bacon. Well done. And the scrambled eggs. - Thank you. 471 00:42:02,231 --> 00:42:06,735 Sorry, it has powdered sugar on it. No sugar, I said. 472 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:09,613 I can't have sugar in the morning. 473 00:42:09,738 --> 00:42:12,616 I'm sorry. You're right. 474 00:42:12,741 --> 00:42:16,119 I'll take them back and bring you new ones. 475 00:42:17,454 --> 00:42:19,873 Everything to your liking? Fine. 476 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:24,294 Where are my books and my things? I can't find them. 477 00:42:24,419 --> 00:42:28,966 Oh yeah, they were in the car. - That's something to scream about. 478 00:42:51,822 --> 00:42:56,577 I'll add some more. Look at that. 479 00:42:58,203 --> 00:43:02,583 Sorry. The French toast is coming. 480 00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:04,710 Fine, thanks. 481 00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:28,901 French toast without sugar. Sorry. - It's no big deal. 482 00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:33,989 Nice guy. 483 00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:44,106 Tasty. 484 00:43:55,594 --> 00:43:56,994 Okay. 485 00:43:59,681 --> 00:44:03,894 I don't want to know how you got it. - Stolen from a blind girl. 486 00:44:04,019 --> 00:44:07,022 I didn't want to know, I said. 487 00:44:07,147 --> 00:44:10,317 I'll bring him back. Probably. 488 00:44:46,979 --> 00:44:48,146 WELCOME TO WEST VIRGINIA 489 00:44:48,397 --> 00:44:49,857 WELCOME TO KENTUCKY 490 00:44:54,611 --> 00:44:58,824 Can we stop like this? I have to go to the toilet. 491 00:45:00,075 --> 00:45:04,371 I don't have to yet. So we'll stop in a few hours. 492 00:45:04,496 --> 00:45:05,896 Okay. 493 00:45:06,957 --> 00:45:09,710 I'm kidding. We will stop. 494 00:45:09,835 --> 00:45:15,257 You have to learn to take care of yourself to come up. Be a little more assertive. 495 00:45:16,091 --> 00:45:20,387 Why are you always worried? - No idea. 496 00:45:21,430 --> 00:45:25,767 It's because of my father, I think. He's quite strict. 497 00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:29,688 He's really killing me when he discovers that about that car. 498 00:45:29,813 --> 00:45:33,358 You blew it. So what? People make mistakes. 499 00:45:33,817 --> 00:45:37,654 He'll get over it. It was a crappy car anyway. 500 00:45:41,450 --> 00:45:43,535 I really need to go to the bathroom. 501 00:45:44,369 --> 00:45:47,039 We make a pit stop. - Again? 502 00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:53,378 You are going to experience it first hand what it means... 503 00:45:53,504 --> 00:45:57,067 to the lower regions of the food chain. 504 00:45:58,008 --> 00:46:00,469 Mitch is going to bite into you. 505 00:46:00,594 --> 00:46:02,096 SATURDAY MORNING FEEDING TIME 506 00:46:02,221 --> 00:46:03,621 He's going to get you. 507 00:46:05,015 --> 00:46:09,144 He's going to consume you while you're still alive. 508 00:46:09,311 --> 00:46:11,939 Don't be afraid. 509 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:17,611 It will be a quick death. 510 00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:23,617 Be brave. You will barely feel it. 511 00:46:25,702 --> 00:46:27,102 Come on. 512 00:46:29,498 --> 00:46:31,166 Are you still going to eat it? 513 00:46:43,846 --> 00:46:45,246 Wait a minute. 514 00:46:46,765 --> 00:46:48,892 It would be a field trip. 515 00:46:50,727 --> 00:46:54,523 We just drive. This is ridiculous. 516 00:46:54,648 --> 00:46:58,694 You wanted to come along yourself. - We're getting along really well. 517 00:46:58,819 --> 00:47:01,738 It's okay if Tiffany sees that tape. 518 00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:05,784 What do you mean? - Beth is like an angel. 519 00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:09,371 She is here to change your life. 520 00:47:09,830 --> 00:47:13,750 Do you have Tiffany? ever allowed to film? Certainly not. 521 00:47:14,710 --> 00:47:16,110 It's an omen. 522 00:47:20,342 --> 00:47:22,010 Hello? 523 00:47:22,136 --> 00:47:23,385 Professor Anderson? - With whom? 524 00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,304 With Josh Parker. 525 00:47:28,974 --> 00:47:31,977 Hello, Josh. What can I do for you? 526 00:47:32,644 --> 00:47:38,942 I was in a car accident sir. It's okay again. 527 00:47:39,067 --> 00:47:45,908 But all my books and notes have been burned. Can I get an extension? 528 00:47:46,116 --> 00:47:48,327 Can I take the exam a few days later? 529 00:47:48,452 --> 00:47:51,997 Naturally. It sounds like that it's an emergency. 530 00:47:52,122 --> 00:47:55,584 Three days? Is that enough? 531 00:47:56,210 --> 00:47:59,796 That would be fantastic. Are you sure? 532 00:48:00,422 --> 00:48:04,343 I'm glad you're not hurt. I write it down. 533 00:48:04,468 --> 00:48:09,389 Great, professor. Thank you. - Bye. 534 00:48:11,016 --> 00:48:15,145 Who was that? -Josh Parker. 535 00:48:15,479 --> 00:48:17,356 What did he want? 536 00:48:17,981 --> 00:48:23,153 Confirm the date of the exam. What a worrier. 537 00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:41,296 Everything will be fine. I'll find him. 538 00:48:41,421 --> 00:48:45,592 And we find whoever did this. 539 00:48:45,717 --> 00:48:50,347 I think this is last night raped and murdered someone. 540 00:48:50,722 --> 00:48:54,977 How do you arrive at that? - Just my feeling. 541 00:48:59,356 --> 00:49:01,859 And? - Nothing yet. 542 00:49:02,150 --> 00:49:05,988 Fortunately, there is no evidence of a fight. 543 00:49:06,363 --> 00:49:11,869 No blood or clothes or anything. And no sperm has been found yet. 544 00:49:12,911 --> 00:49:16,456 SATURDAY 11:12 AM 545 00:49:22,921 --> 00:49:27,217 BOSTON (NOT AUSTIN) 546 00:49:32,389 --> 00:49:37,436 Hello. I'm here for a friend but she doesn't know I'm coming. 547 00:49:37,561 --> 00:49:41,857 It's a surprise. - What can I do for you? 548 00:49:41,982 --> 00:49:44,401 I don't know where she lives. 549 00:49:44,526 --> 00:49:48,947 What's her name? I can look it up. -Tiffany Henderson. 550 00:49:56,079 --> 00:49:58,123 Do I know you? 551 00:49:59,166 --> 00:50:02,669 No. But I know your friend. 552 00:50:02,794 --> 00:50:06,381 Good. Who are you? - I'm Beth. 553 00:50:07,424 --> 00:50:10,385 Can we sit down for a moment? 554 00:50:10,886 --> 00:50:12,286 Okay. 555 00:50:22,481 --> 00:50:27,986 I find this very difficult, but you really need to know. 556 00:50:30,322 --> 00:50:32,157 Your friend is cheating on you... 557 00:50:32,908 --> 00:50:34,308 with me. 558 00:50:35,244 --> 00:50:40,165 We made love on Thursday evening. Twice. 559 00:50:40,290 --> 00:50:45,796 And again on Friday morning. I thought you should know. 560 00:50:53,387 --> 00:50:54,787 Sorry. 561 00:50:59,685 --> 00:51:01,019 Tiffany. 562 00:51:01,186 --> 00:51:03,063 Tiffany, what are you doing? 563 00:51:05,566 --> 00:51:08,151 Who is that? - Her boyfriend. 564 00:51:10,237 --> 00:51:14,616 Is that her boyfriend? - He cheated on her. 565 00:51:15,367 --> 00:51:18,161 Honey, I love you. 566 00:51:25,002 --> 00:51:28,088 SATURDAY 7:36 PM HIGHWAY 90 567 00:51:51,069 --> 00:51:57,659 Sorry, but you really have beautiful feet. 568 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:05,709 Shall I massage your feet? - No, I don't want that. 569 00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:10,797 I would hate it. - Sorry. Calm down. 570 00:52:10,923 --> 00:52:16,094 Are there still boys who are normal? 571 00:52:17,638 --> 00:52:21,642 Let the frenzy continue, Mitch. 572 00:52:21,767 --> 00:52:24,478 Let the frenzy come. 573 00:52:27,648 --> 00:52:29,525 Come on, Mitch. 574 00:52:30,567 --> 00:52:32,444 Take a bite. 575 00:52:33,487 --> 00:52:37,991 Come on Mitch, grab him. He's there. 576 00:52:38,116 --> 00:52:41,995 Kill him. Mutilate him. 577 00:52:42,412 --> 00:52:43,812 Bite him. 578 00:52:44,957 --> 00:52:48,210 Let the frenzy come. 579 00:52:48,377 --> 00:52:52,047 SATURDAY 8:12 PM UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE 580 00:52:57,427 --> 00:53:02,266 Crazy. I've never been been in a society. 581 00:53:03,642 --> 00:53:08,605 Will this work? - Naturally. I know the handshake and all that. 582 00:53:11,191 --> 00:53:12,591 Hi. 583 00:53:13,151 --> 00:53:15,404 Can I help you? 584 00:53:15,529 --> 00:53:19,449 I'm Rubin Carver, Xi Chi Brother of Ithaca. 585 00:53:20,033 --> 00:53:23,328 We drove by and looking for a place to party... 586 00:53:23,787 --> 00:53:25,706 maybe also for some fun. 587 00:53:36,466 --> 00:53:39,386 Xi. - Chi. 588 00:54:05,204 --> 00:54:08,832 Everyone listen. This is Rubin. 589 00:54:08,957 --> 00:54:13,587 Apparently Rubin is our brother of the Ithaca department. 590 00:54:14,630 --> 00:54:16,068 These are his friends. 591 00:54:18,133 --> 00:54:22,012 We interrupt while eating. So we're just going... 592 00:54:22,596 --> 00:54:26,934 Don't be silly. There's plenty of food, okay? 593 00:54:27,142 --> 00:54:29,561 You are welcome. 594 00:54:47,037 --> 00:54:49,998 This is very tasty. 595 00:54:52,501 --> 00:54:57,381 Do you realize that this is a black society? 596 00:54:57,506 --> 00:55:00,717 They know you're not a member. 597 00:55:00,843 --> 00:55:04,388 Sorry. I haven't thought about that. 598 00:55:04,513 --> 00:55:07,641 Calm down. They play with us. 599 00:55:07,891 --> 00:55:12,729 They're mad because you lied. Let's oil it. 600 00:55:12,980 --> 00:55:17,776 Someone has some explaining to do. - This was in his bag. 601 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,572 What is that? I've never seen that thing before. 602 00:55:21,905 --> 00:55:24,867 Do you belong to the Ku Klux Klan? 603 00:55:25,075 --> 00:55:28,245 It's not ours. - It's not mine. 604 00:55:28,579 --> 00:55:31,915 Just a moment. There's probably an explanation for this. 605 00:55:32,207 --> 00:55:37,129 Yes, your friend is a fanatic and he dies. 606 00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:39,548 Justice. 607 00:55:43,135 --> 00:55:44,535 Kyle. 608 00:55:52,936 --> 00:55:56,106 For a moment I thought we lost you. 609 00:55:57,149 --> 00:56:01,153 Am I in the hospital? - You fainted. 610 00:56:01,278 --> 00:56:03,655 It was a joke. 611 00:56:05,490 --> 00:56:09,828 A racist? I look to Oprah Winfrey every day. 612 00:56:09,995 --> 00:56:13,665 It was a joke, silly. 613 00:56:13,832 --> 00:56:18,337 I get it. That hood was put in my bag. 614 00:56:19,379 --> 00:56:21,840 Nice. 615 00:56:23,550 --> 00:56:27,346 I want something to drink. - Take it. 616 00:57:36,874 --> 00:57:42,254 Isn't he a sweetheart? - Oh yeah, Kyle's a cool guy. 617 00:57:51,597 --> 00:57:55,100 Never? Not once? 618 00:57:58,270 --> 00:58:01,356 I've had sex once... 619 00:58:03,108 --> 00:58:06,320 but never with a human. 620 00:58:09,531 --> 00:58:13,952 Well, I think that's pretty cool. - Real? 621 00:58:14,995 --> 00:58:20,167 Yes, you're supposed to wait. It's supposed to be special. 622 00:58:24,046 --> 00:58:27,132 Wait until you're in love. 623 00:58:30,552 --> 00:58:35,641 I'm in love with you, I think. - You're a sweetheart. 624 00:59:01,124 --> 00:59:04,253 You don't have a condom, do you? 625 00:59:08,590 --> 00:59:11,134 They're gone, I think. 626 00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:16,932 Lawrence probably has them. Just look in that drawer. 627 00:59:20,602 --> 00:59:24,231 Next to the Old Spice, behind the belts. 628 00:59:28,777 --> 00:59:31,196 Good guess. 629 00:59:39,830 --> 00:59:41,290 You know what? 630 00:59:42,165 --> 00:59:46,712 I don't know exactly what I'm doing and... 631 00:59:47,337 --> 00:59:49,548 I am... 632 00:59:50,799 --> 00:59:54,845 Calm down, baby. Rhonda does. 633 01:00:15,365 --> 01:00:19,203 Thanks, it was crazy. Stay strong. 634 01:00:19,620 --> 01:00:21,020 Hi, Devon. 635 01:00:27,461 --> 01:00:29,755 How are you? 636 01:00:44,269 --> 01:00:49,942 Come on, Kyle. We want to hear it. What happened? 637 01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:54,321 We had something to drink and danced and you know. 638 01:00:54,446 --> 01:00:57,533 We don't know that. Tell me. 639 01:01:01,495 --> 01:01:05,457 What the hell is that? Have you killed a leopard? 640 01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:10,337 These are her underwear. I got it from her. 641 01:01:14,883 --> 01:01:17,219 I pounded her. 642 01:01:17,344 --> 01:01:20,514 Beaten? - Did you say 'pounded'? 643 01:01:23,350 --> 01:01:26,395 Hopefully you've done enough pounding... 644 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:30,190 because we have a long ride ahead. 645 01:01:30,315 --> 01:01:32,818 Don't expect us to go to Graceland. 646 01:01:32,943 --> 01:01:35,529 We're going to focus on our mission. 647 01:01:36,655 --> 01:01:38,055 Josh? 648 01:01:38,949 --> 01:01:40,349 What? 649 01:01:40,576 --> 01:01:43,120 A good plan, except for one thing. 650 01:01:43,245 --> 01:01:46,790 What then? - We're broke. 651 01:01:47,249 --> 01:01:50,919 Before you fill this out, first ask some questions. 652 01:01:51,086 --> 01:01:55,966 If you are suitable, can you give sperm. 653 01:01:56,091 --> 01:01:57,968 Just ask. 654 01:01:58,093 --> 01:02:02,764 If you're lying, we'll notice and you don't get any money. 655 01:02:02,890 --> 01:02:07,269 Does any of you have used drugs in the past 36 hours? 656 01:02:07,436 --> 01:02:10,105 Also marijuana. 657 01:02:12,774 --> 01:02:15,527 Next question. 658 01:02:15,777 --> 01:02:21,491 Has anyone in the last 24 hours had sex or masturbated? 659 01:02:21,658 --> 01:02:26,330 Then I'm gone. I had sex last night. 660 01:02:26,455 --> 01:02:27,855 With a girl. 661 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:31,191 Nice. 662 01:02:31,543 --> 01:02:35,547 Everything you need, is in these folders. 663 01:02:36,632 --> 01:02:40,385 Here's a container. And one for you. 664 01:02:40,511 --> 01:02:45,349 Hand this in at the counter when you're done. 665 01:02:45,516 --> 01:02:48,185 Thank you. Cheers. 666 01:02:51,813 --> 01:02:55,984 Excuse me. Do you have no Asian women? 667 01:02:56,109 --> 01:02:59,988 I like Asian girls but they are not included. 668 01:03:00,113 --> 01:03:05,077 Sorry, this isn't Peep World. You'll have to make do with this. 669 01:03:05,202 --> 01:03:09,081 No problem. You are very helpful. 670 01:03:14,795 --> 01:03:16,195 Is something wrong? 671 01:03:17,172 --> 01:03:18,572 Well, no. 672 01:03:19,299 --> 01:03:24,054 It struck me that... Is there something between us? 673 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:30,894 I thought you might like me would like to help with some... 674 01:03:32,646 --> 01:03:36,275 professional support. 675 01:03:36,441 --> 01:03:38,652 Do you need help? 676 01:03:39,653 --> 01:03:41,822 Indeed. 677 01:03:50,205 --> 01:03:54,835 As soon as I saw you, I already thought you were incredible. 678 01:03:55,002 --> 01:03:59,173 You are different from other girls. You are a real woman. 679 01:03:59,339 --> 01:04:03,719 Fine. Turn around, drop your pants and hands on the table. 680 01:04:04,636 --> 01:04:09,349 My god. This is great. Like this? - Precisely. 681 01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:16,565 You look fantastic in that uniform. 682 01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:20,652 Are those tights or are they stockings? 683 01:04:20,777 --> 01:04:24,573 I'm going to milk your prostate now. 684 01:04:24,698 --> 01:04:28,368 An anally induced ejaculation. - Anal? 685 01:04:29,203 --> 01:04:32,956 From your rectum you feel pressure on your prostate. 686 01:04:36,752 --> 01:04:40,714 You don't have to be so scientific to do. We can... 687 01:04:52,267 --> 01:04:54,853 Stop. Go on. 688 01:04:55,854 --> 01:04:57,523 Yes, like that. 689 01:05:02,778 --> 01:05:04,178 Oh my god. 690 01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:14,122 Finished. 691 01:05:18,669 --> 01:05:21,922 That was fantastic. 692 01:05:23,298 --> 01:05:26,385 Wait a minute. Does that work? 693 01:05:27,344 --> 01:05:29,930 Is that medically possible? 694 01:05:30,889 --> 01:05:32,289 Oh yes, it works. 695 01:05:33,976 --> 01:05:36,603 It works perfectly. 696 01:05:38,146 --> 01:05:39,773 Back to our story. 697 01:05:40,649 --> 01:05:45,863 On Sunday morning the story took over an unexpected turn in Ithaca. 698 01:05:47,197 --> 01:05:50,534 Look, I'm a mouse. Eat me. 699 01:05:55,163 --> 01:05:57,207 Come on now. 700 01:05:57,332 --> 01:06:01,086 Eat it, Mitch. Before I do. 701 01:06:02,171 --> 01:06:06,091 He's hot. He's hot, Mitch. 702 01:06:20,522 --> 01:06:23,275 Why did you lie? 703 01:06:30,532 --> 01:06:34,453 I didn't lie. - Josh went to Boston, you said. 704 01:06:34,870 --> 01:06:37,623 I said Austin. - You said Boston. 705 01:06:38,081 --> 01:06:41,043 Because of you is in Boston ruin someone's life. 706 01:06:41,627 --> 01:06:46,924 Who cares? Wherever he is, he is there because of you. 707 01:06:47,049 --> 01:06:50,552 What do you mean? - It's clear. 708 01:06:51,887 --> 01:06:54,473 Josh likes you. It's disgusting. 709 01:06:55,557 --> 01:06:58,894 I knew you would come back. - What do you want? 710 01:06:59,019 --> 01:07:03,315 How was your trip with Josh? - I wasn't out with Josh. 711 01:07:03,482 --> 01:07:08,153 Sure. But it's no big deal, because Josh isn't coming back. 712 01:07:08,278 --> 01:07:12,574 He's going to fail philosophy. - What are you talking about? 713 01:07:12,699 --> 01:07:16,578 He thinks he's procrastinating for his exam... 714 01:07:16,703 --> 01:07:21,375 but thanks to a certain someone, me... 715 01:07:21,542 --> 01:07:26,839 he doesn't have that. What an idiot. - You're crazy. 716 01:07:42,855 --> 01:07:44,356 Oh my god. 717 01:08:31,486 --> 01:08:35,282 I had arranged for them could sleep with my grandparents. 718 01:08:35,573 --> 01:08:38,368 I hadn't been there in a long time. 719 01:08:39,036 --> 01:08:43,540 When I was 7, I had their dog on fire stabbed and I was not allowed to come anymore. 720 01:08:43,665 --> 01:08:46,710 I hear it's still nice there. 721 01:08:46,835 --> 01:08:51,048 I mean it. 'Please.' 'Thank you.' 'This is wonderful.' 722 01:08:51,173 --> 01:08:55,344 You don't say anything else. - I get along well with old people. 723 01:08:55,969 --> 01:08:58,639 Grandmas love me. - Wait a minute. 724 01:08:59,430 --> 01:09:02,809 Manilow? Is Barry's last name Manilow? 725 01:09:03,393 --> 01:09:05,562 Is his name Barry Manilow? 726 01:09:08,607 --> 01:09:10,007 Hello. 727 01:09:10,526 --> 01:09:14,404 Heavens. Look there. 728 01:09:15,322 --> 01:09:17,073 Jack, they're here. 729 01:09:24,288 --> 01:09:28,210 Barry's friends are here. Come greet them. 730 01:09:29,294 --> 01:09:32,923 The boys are here. - Hello, guys. 731 01:09:33,298 --> 01:09:34,698 Hello. 732 01:09:34,925 --> 01:09:38,428 How are you doing? - Let me stand up. 733 01:09:38,554 --> 01:09:41,473 I'll show you around. 734 01:09:41,765 --> 01:09:43,809 Be careful, honey. Your boner. 735 01:09:44,852 --> 01:09:46,812 Should I cut it off? 736 01:09:47,938 --> 01:09:54,236 I'll show you first where you sleep. 737 01:09:54,653 --> 01:09:58,782 I'll show you the guest room. Come along. 738 01:09:59,241 --> 01:10:01,118 The guest room. 739 01:10:21,388 --> 01:10:22,788 Sorry. 740 01:10:24,975 --> 01:10:30,189 Do you remember this boy? - No. Definitely not. 741 01:10:35,152 --> 01:10:38,780 I'll ask again. Have you seen my son? 742 01:10:40,741 --> 01:10:45,871 Now that you mention it, there were a few guys. If you let go, I'll take their bill. 743 01:10:45,996 --> 01:10:47,414 Use your other arm. 744 01:10:53,670 --> 01:10:56,358 How many were they? - No idea, a few. 745 01:10:57,633 --> 01:11:01,845 Four. One of them wanted to buy drugs. 746 01:11:01,970 --> 01:11:06,808 Look, two calls to Austin, Texas. Maybe they are there. 747 01:11:07,351 --> 01:11:10,062 2:18 AM 748 01:11:23,158 --> 01:11:25,536 Want to smoke something? 749 01:11:26,620 --> 01:11:28,020 Yes. 750 01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:37,047 I can't sleep either. My heart is racing from that Viagra. 751 01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:43,595 Everthing okay? You look screwed. - There's nothing. 752 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:46,181 Come on, tell me. 753 01:11:46,515 --> 01:11:48,058 Okay, well... 754 01:11:51,061 --> 01:11:54,690 I almost died the day before yesterday. Our car exploded. 755 01:11:54,815 --> 01:11:57,568 I could have died. 756 01:11:58,694 --> 01:12:04,366 Since that happened, I wonder: why? Do you understand? 757 01:12:07,286 --> 01:12:09,538 Why am I alive? 758 01:12:11,039 --> 01:12:14,334 Are you still passing on that joint or not? 759 01:12:14,459 --> 01:12:17,963 Joint? Yes. Sorry. 760 01:12:18,088 --> 01:12:19,488 Thank you. 761 01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:30,851 Do you know what your problem is? 762 01:12:32,144 --> 01:12:35,189 You think too much. Too little cock and balls. 763 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:40,235 They've been saying that all my life. 764 01:12:41,236 --> 01:12:47,409 In sixth grade I was so worried about the situation in Iraq that I was given Xanax. 765 01:12:47,534 --> 01:12:51,413 And in eighth grade I was already in therapy. 766 01:12:51,538 --> 01:12:57,878 The truth is that only weed can relax me. 767 01:12:58,003 --> 01:12:59,922 Do you understand? 768 01:13:02,758 --> 01:13:04,176 Are you okay? 769 01:13:04,843 --> 01:13:06,345 Hey, old man. 770 01:13:07,763 --> 01:13:12,726 I'm terribly hungry. And you? 771 01:13:17,606 --> 01:13:21,485 Time to forget your sadness, Tiffany. 772 01:13:22,569 --> 01:13:29,034 Look what a post you have. So many people care about you. 773 01:13:29,159 --> 01:13:33,872 There's even a package from Josh. - Real? 774 01:13:33,997 --> 01:13:38,961 Shall we open it? - Yeah, let's open it. 775 01:13:41,839 --> 01:13:45,884 It's a bond. - Put it in there. 776 01:13:46,009 --> 01:13:50,681 Maybe I should watch it alone. - Come on. 777 01:13:52,432 --> 01:13:55,352 This will cheer you up. 778 01:14:00,983 --> 01:14:04,194 What are you looking for in a girl? 779 01:14:06,738 --> 01:14:09,908 Just think. She must be smart... 780 01:14:10,033 --> 01:14:13,328 and funny and... 781 01:14:16,665 --> 01:14:19,418 That's nice too. 782 01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:21,879 What else are you looking for? 783 01:14:22,004 --> 01:14:25,424 She must be attractive... 784 01:14:26,758 --> 01:14:31,680 and topless. And she has to kiss me. 785 01:14:46,028 --> 01:14:50,115 Behave. - Bye. It was fun. 786 01:14:50,657 --> 01:14:53,952 I'll say hi to Barry. 787 01:14:57,497 --> 01:15:01,710 Leave that bitch some blueberries making pancakes. And immediately. 788 01:15:26,485 --> 01:15:32,282 MONDAY 8:52 AM UNIVERSITY OF AUSTIN 789 01:15:57,891 --> 01:15:59,977 Excuse me. - Moment. 790 01:16:00,102 --> 01:16:06,316 WWW, period, episode two, dash, spoilers, backslash... 791 01:16:09,528 --> 01:16:14,199 There are some people here who are very rude. 792 01:16:14,324 --> 01:16:16,535 I'll call back. 793 01:16:17,536 --> 01:16:21,248 Sorry, but we need your help. Do you know Tiffany Henderson? 794 01:16:21,373 --> 01:16:23,375 Room 109. 795 01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:27,671 Her grandfather passed away. I have to pick up her mail. 796 01:16:27,796 --> 01:16:31,508 What a shame. Do you have the key? 797 01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:36,972 She didn't have that with her to the funeral. I was hoping... 798 01:16:38,140 --> 01:16:44,396 Sorry, you need the key. But her mail is safe here. 799 01:16:46,148 --> 01:16:50,777 That's not what it's about. She needs something. This is an emergency. 800 01:16:50,944 --> 01:16:53,572 Let's not make a problem of it. 801 01:16:53,822 --> 01:16:58,285 Still, you need the key. Rules are rules. 802 01:16:58,911 --> 01:17:05,084 No one is asking you to do anything wrong. Go have some ice cream or something. 803 01:17:05,209 --> 01:17:09,630 You guys have to leave, okay? - Not without that post. 804 01:17:10,047 --> 01:17:13,467 Listen to him is grown in front of your face. 805 01:17:13,634 --> 01:17:17,262 Come on, guys. - And right away, son of a bitch. 806 01:17:20,098 --> 01:17:23,098 He broke my nose. - Let's see. 807 01:17:24,895 --> 01:17:26,295 Come on, Susie. 808 01:17:26,563 --> 01:17:30,943 Are you a wrestler? - You bet, Mary. Are you still coming? 809 01:17:33,070 --> 01:17:34,470 Okay. 810 01:17:39,451 --> 01:17:43,205 Who's the loser here? 811 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,503 Enough like that. 812 01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:51,320 I'll take this. 813 01:17:55,509 --> 01:18:01,056 Halt, everyone. This is pepper spray and we use it too. 814 01:18:06,895 --> 01:18:10,941 They jumped me. I just sat at my desk. 815 01:18:11,191 --> 01:18:12,591 What? -Kyle. 816 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,862 Dad? - Is that your dad? 817 01:18:15,237 --> 01:18:18,949 Halt. All. - Throw down that gun. 818 01:18:19,074 --> 01:18:24,538 For God's sake, my son has been kidnapped. - Who was kidnapped? 819 01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:28,667 I wasn't kidnapped. These are my friends from school. 820 01:18:29,793 --> 01:18:31,193 What are you talking about? 821 01:18:33,213 --> 01:18:38,093 We drove here together. - What? 822 01:18:38,218 --> 01:18:41,972 Then how the hell did the car explode? 823 01:18:42,973 --> 01:18:45,392 Well... - It was stolen. 824 01:18:45,559 --> 01:18:49,980 Yes, it was stolen. Right, Kyle? - Beats. 825 01:18:50,105 --> 01:18:51,505 Stolen? 826 01:18:52,983 --> 01:18:56,195 And the credit card? 827 01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:59,323 It was in the glove box and it was also stolen. 828 01:18:59,448 --> 01:19:04,161 Bullshit. What nonsense. Why didn't you say anything? 829 01:19:04,494 --> 01:19:06,955 Then you would have become angry. Just like now. 830 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:10,125 I'm not angry. You go into the car. 831 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:11,817 Josh? 832 01:19:13,128 --> 01:19:15,964 Tiffany. - What's going on? 833 01:19:16,548 --> 01:19:20,177 Nothing. - Damn, man. She's sexy. 834 01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:24,264 My girlfriend paged me. Do we let them go? 835 01:19:24,556 --> 01:19:28,018 Good idea. - Nobody leaves. 836 01:19:28,143 --> 01:19:30,562 He's coming with me. - Let me go. 837 01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:33,357 I'll go back with them. 838 01:19:34,233 --> 01:19:37,486 Shut your mouth. Not so brutal. - Shut your mouth. 839 01:19:37,903 --> 01:19:42,616 What did you say there? - Shut your mouth. 840 01:19:42,741 --> 01:19:45,953 You always want me to stand up for myself. 841 01:19:46,119 --> 01:19:50,874 I do that now. Leave me alone, jerk. 842 01:19:51,792 --> 01:19:54,294 Ungrateful little... 843 01:19:59,508 --> 01:20:01,552 Stay away from me. 844 01:20:05,556 --> 01:20:09,518 What was all that? What are you doing here? 845 01:20:09,643 --> 01:20:12,020 I miss you. That's it. 846 01:20:12,145 --> 01:20:17,317 I miss you too but that doesn't mean you drive here. 847 01:20:17,484 --> 01:20:22,698 Aren't you happy to see me? - I'm glad to see you... 848 01:20:22,865 --> 01:20:27,202 but you have your own life in Ithaca. This is unhealthy. 849 01:20:27,327 --> 01:20:29,747 Moreover... 850 01:20:29,872 --> 01:20:34,376 I've come to realize some things. - Oh yeah? 851 01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:38,881 What then? - We're studying. 852 01:20:39,047 --> 01:20:45,053 Your chance to go out to have fun and meet people... 853 01:20:45,220 --> 01:20:48,557 is getting smaller every day. 854 01:20:48,682 --> 01:20:51,226 Real? - Come on now. 855 01:20:51,351 --> 01:20:54,062 We've been together for centuries. 856 01:20:54,229 --> 01:20:57,479 You're pretty much the only one that I made love with. 857 01:20:57,816 --> 01:21:00,191 What do you mean, 'Pretty much the only one'? 858 01:21:00,569 --> 01:21:05,491 I was 14 and you were at camp. But that was years ago. 859 01:21:05,616 --> 01:21:09,286 And we had different area codes. 860 01:21:11,288 --> 01:21:15,375 I've been thinking about us too. 861 01:21:16,418 --> 01:21:20,422 The reason why I'm here... - Just a moment. 862 01:21:24,259 --> 01:21:25,659 Hello? 863 01:21:27,471 --> 01:21:30,974 Yes, he's here. With whom? 864 01:21:31,725 --> 01:21:33,125 Moment. 865 01:21:33,977 --> 01:21:36,522 For you. It's Beth. 866 01:21:38,732 --> 01:21:40,132 Who is Beth? 867 01:21:45,489 --> 01:21:46,740 Beth? - Hi, Josh. 868 01:21:46,865 --> 01:21:48,265 What are you doing now? 869 01:21:48,867 --> 01:21:52,680 I don't know what's between us, but I have to tell you something. 870 01:21:53,789 --> 01:21:59,002 Nice of you to call because I have something to tell you too. 871 01:21:59,127 --> 01:22:01,421 You first. 872 01:22:01,547 --> 01:22:06,051 I can't talk now but I'll explain when I get back. 873 01:22:06,593 --> 01:22:08,554 I promise. 874 01:22:10,222 --> 01:22:13,517 I'm hanging up now. - Don't you want to hear my news? 875 01:22:13,642 --> 01:22:16,979 Sorry. Is it good news? 876 01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:23,736 Not really. Jacob lied. You have no postponement for your exam. 877 01:22:23,861 --> 01:22:28,949 He lets you walk into it. If you're not there, you fail. 878 01:22:30,325 --> 01:22:33,704 She must be smart. And funny... 879 01:22:33,996 --> 01:22:40,544 Aren't you glad I called? - Thank you. I'll call when I get back. 880 01:22:41,295 --> 01:22:43,505 Is this for me? 881 01:22:43,630 --> 01:22:45,340 Oh god, no... 882 01:22:53,724 --> 01:22:56,518 What is that? - Rubin, I see myself on TV. 883 01:22:56,643 --> 01:23:00,230 It's definitely rewound. - That's Barry. 884 01:23:00,522 --> 01:23:04,568 You should look. You can see my ass. 885 01:23:09,031 --> 01:23:11,283 Why are you sending me that? - Wait a minute. 886 01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:15,996 You broke up hugged each other and then you left? 887 01:23:16,455 --> 01:23:18,457 Pretty much. 888 01:23:18,624 --> 01:23:23,754 Bag. You always make love one last time before you break up with me. 889 01:23:23,879 --> 01:23:28,258 Everyone knows that. - I've known her all my life. 890 01:23:28,383 --> 01:23:32,429 She's my best friend. - And what do we do now? 891 01:23:33,305 --> 01:23:35,974 Smoking a joint? - Better not. 892 01:23:36,391 --> 01:23:41,313 My exam starts in 46 hours. I have to go back. 893 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:44,650 Not that it matters. I'm failing anyway. 894 01:23:44,816 --> 01:23:48,695 Which subject? - Ancient philosophy. 895 01:23:48,862 --> 01:23:53,158 I can teach you that in 46 hours. - Real? 896 01:23:53,283 --> 01:23:59,748 I can teach a monkey Japanese in 46 hours. It's about the insight. 897 01:23:59,873 --> 01:24:04,378 Good. You like wrestling, right? - Who doesn't? 898 01:24:04,503 --> 01:24:09,967 Socrates was the Vince McMahon of philosophy. He started it. 899 01:24:29,570 --> 01:24:33,365 ITHACA, NY TWO DAYS LATER 900 01:24:36,702 --> 01:24:39,663 57 MINUTES LATE 901 01:24:39,788 --> 01:24:41,851 What was the '20-Man Battle Royal'? 902 01:24:42,291 --> 01:24:45,586 Participation determines essence. Aristotle. - Oh yeah. 903 01:24:45,878 --> 01:24:49,423 You know it. Everything will be fine. 904 01:24:58,557 --> 01:25:00,475 Halt. No movement. 905 01:25:01,435 --> 01:25:02,853 Is this philosophy? 906 01:25:05,939 --> 01:25:10,194 Call me if you hear anything. A bomb threat is serious. 907 01:25:10,319 --> 01:25:12,237 Here's my card. - Okay. 908 01:25:18,285 --> 01:25:21,788 Okay, keep going. - What's all this? 909 01:25:21,914 --> 01:25:25,959 False alarm, folks. Everyone back inside. 910 01:25:26,335 --> 01:25:28,462 We're going to take an exam. 911 01:25:28,962 --> 01:25:30,362 Indeed. 912 01:25:47,606 --> 01:25:49,316 Josh. - Beth. 913 01:25:49,775 --> 01:25:51,175 Hi... 914 01:25:52,861 --> 01:25:55,739 Thank you for your call. 915 01:25:55,906 --> 01:25:58,992 It's been a crazy week. 916 01:26:00,035 --> 01:26:01,912 How did it go? 917 01:26:02,913 --> 01:26:07,417 The exam? Pretty good. - Real? 918 01:26:07,584 --> 01:26:09,878 Were you surprised? 919 01:26:12,422 --> 01:26:17,219 You didn't get back in time That's why I reported a bomb. 920 01:26:19,263 --> 01:26:22,933 Have you done that? That's insane. 921 01:26:23,100 --> 01:26:26,270 I won't let Jacob send you away. 922 01:26:26,436 --> 01:26:31,608 Besides, I have you maybe needed next semester. 923 01:26:31,733 --> 01:26:36,113 I did the right thing, right? - Good? 924 01:26:36,238 --> 01:26:39,926 That's the greatest thing that anyone ever did for me. 925 01:26:54,339 --> 01:26:56,008 Mom? 926 01:26:59,678 --> 01:27:02,097 I'm so sorry. 927 01:27:03,974 --> 01:27:06,518 Mom? - I got carried away. 928 01:27:11,356 --> 01:27:15,819 Josh got an 8 for his exam. He was allowed to stay. 929 01:27:16,486 --> 01:27:22,492 He and Beth are still there together and still making videos. 930 01:27:23,202 --> 01:27:26,622 They have about 70 hours of amateur recordings. 931 01:27:26,914 --> 01:27:31,043 Pretty boisterous. I bought a few on eBay. 932 01:27:32,544 --> 01:27:38,175 Jacob left and became leader from a cult in Iowa. 933 01:27:38,509 --> 01:27:41,259 He wanted one organizing group suicide... 934 01:27:42,429 --> 01:27:45,265 but he drank the Kool-Aid first... 935 01:27:45,390 --> 01:27:48,393 and then everyone changed their mind. 936 01:27:50,270 --> 01:27:51,670 Bad luck. 937 01:27:52,356 --> 01:27:55,108 And Rubin... Do you remember him? 938 01:27:55,567 --> 01:27:58,695 He always said that he would do great things. 939 01:27:59,404 --> 01:28:03,158 The people of earth need me. - He was right. 940 01:28:04,076 --> 01:28:10,332 He developed through cross-pollination a strong strain of marijuana... 941 01:28:10,457 --> 01:28:14,795 that cannot be discovered by modern drug testing. 942 01:28:15,045 --> 01:28:16,445 Oh my god. 943 01:28:16,964 --> 01:28:20,217 He became High Times' Man of the Year. 944 01:28:22,177 --> 01:28:27,224 And E.L. got, despite his loose views on sexuality... 945 01:28:27,808 --> 01:28:29,852 a permanent relationship. 946 01:28:29,977 --> 01:28:33,021 Do you want me to use two fingers? 947 01:28:33,313 --> 01:28:38,569 She went to study medicine. - Did I say two? Make that three. 948 01:28:40,112 --> 01:28:44,533 And then Kyle. Him and his father settled their dispute. 949 01:28:44,867 --> 01:28:47,160 Hello, Dad. Merry christmas. 950 01:28:47,578 --> 01:28:49,746 He took his girlfriend with him. 951 01:28:51,039 --> 01:28:54,710 This is my father, Earl. Dad, this is Rhonda. 952 01:28:55,210 --> 01:28:58,046 Merry Christmas, Dad. Come here. 953 01:29:02,801 --> 01:29:09,141 That's it. Hopefully you go be part of our tradition. 954 01:29:09,725 --> 01:29:14,897 We lead future generations into the new century. 955 01:29:15,230 --> 01:29:17,941 Thank you. You guys were great. 956 01:29:18,775 --> 01:29:20,944 That was fun. 957 01:29:21,153 --> 01:29:25,365 I'll see you in the fall. Specifically. 958 01:29:25,490 --> 01:29:28,452 I would like to thank you. 959 01:29:28,952 --> 01:29:32,039 It was really fantastic. 960 01:29:32,581 --> 01:29:33,981 Thank you. 961 01:29:40,672 --> 01:29:42,235 Translation: Mirjam Beerse. 962 01:29:43,258 --> 01:29:44,760 Mom?