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My name's John.

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I'm in the witness protection program.

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The Russian mob wants me dead. The love
of my life was murdered. But hey, this

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cool single dad's still got a lived
life.

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Previously on Delocated.

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Promise me you'll never take him to the
bone zone. This is not going to the bone

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zone. I took her to the little place I
like to call the bone zone.

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Ow!

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We miss you, Papa.

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It is very sad without you, Papa.

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Being here makes me want to kill John.

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Why don't you?

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We have truth.

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What truth?

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It's complicated.

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It's not complicated. You know John, he
has a TV show in the ski mask?

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Yeah. Well, first we try to kill John,
then we try to kill everyone around John

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instead. Then he hire Wang Cho to kill
Sergey. Let's go. But they kill Papa.

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Hey, I'm horny.

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Come on, I've never done it in a
cemetery before.

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Don't be weird.

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Right over there, it'll be so hot.

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No, stop it. What's gotten into you?

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I had another dream about Susan from
Network last night.

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Was it another... Cream dream? Yeah, big
time.

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Nice one this week.

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John, clearly Susan's rejection of you
has caused an enormous mental strain on

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both you and your night snake.

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Yeah, my penis too.

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Why don't you take a deep breath?

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Hi, John. I was told you have something
important to tell me.

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Yes.

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Somebody is taking my voice and making
dance music with it. Right. I know.

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Oh.

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Good. So your lawyers have sent a cease
and desist letter. Why would we do that?

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It's huge in Russia. As of last week,
Bone Zone was number seven on the

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The kids out there know this show
because of the Murminkis, and they love

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dance. It's a no -brainer.

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Oh, so then the royalty checks are in
the mail, or do I get direct deposit?

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No, you're not getting any money from
the song.

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What?

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John.

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The network owns the rights to be
located, so any and all things you say

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the cameras are rolling belong to the
network.

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Same goes for the songs.

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Meat Sweet, Bone Zone, Rage Cage, any
profits go to the network.

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This is bull.

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You guys are taking advantage of me and
my golden pipes.

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I'm sorry that you feel like that, but
it's clearly stated in your contract.

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Now, you listen here, Susie Q.

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People watch this show to hear what I
have to say. You got it?

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If I'm not getting a percentage of that,
then I'm not talking.

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Good luck cashing the royalty checks
without any bone zones coming out of

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mouth. I'm on a silent strike.

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Fair enough. You do whatever you feel
you need to do, but be advised.

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The network now owns the rights to the
phrase silent strike.

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Maybe I should

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kill her.

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Nobody killing nobody.

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I will handle it.

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Just get her to give him reason to break
up with her.

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Absolutely. Woo!

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I'm ready for girls' night!

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Let's do it.

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Woo -hoo!

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Hey, Sergey.

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Come on, girl. I want to get my drink
on.

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Woo!

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Thank you so much for inviting me out. I
feel like one of the girls.

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I thought it was a good idea welcoming
you to family.

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How are you and Evgeny?

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Mmm. He's good. We're good.

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That doesn't sound too happy. I know. I
thought going out with a mob boss would

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be, like, way more exciting.

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You know? It was at first. I mean,
within the first week, I saw somebody

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killed, like, right in front of me.
Like, really thrilling, but, like, you

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super scary.

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But then he's, like, begging getting to
have sex with me afterward.

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Ah. Did a gay always have sex with me
after he killed someone?

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That is what I want. I just, I thought
it would be, like, way more dangerous

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hot. You know?

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Mmm.

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That's John.

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I didn't know he was a singer.

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You know what would really be dangerous?

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If you had sex with John.

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What?

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Are you serious right now? Because I
won't do that. If Evgeny found out, he

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would go crazy.

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What could be more dangerous?

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Oh, my God.

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I'm totally going to... John.

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We own them now.

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And they're going to make great T
-shirts. So thank you.

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Thank you.

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I'm Trish.

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Look, I am, like, a huge fan of the
show.

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I could play coy and ask if you want to
get a drink sometime or something, but

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I'm just going to be honest and tell you
up front that I want to screw your

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brains out, like, right now.

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Five, four, three, two, eight. Now we're
going to speed it again.

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We're here.

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We're silent.

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Take it as you wish.

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I had sex with a blind guy once. That
was pretty hot.

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But silent sex is way hotter.

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That coupled with the excitement of
getting caught I Mean like if your

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came in or something Yeah We should do
this again sometime Do

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you like cemeteries?

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Okay,

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I'm gonna get out of here I'll see
myself out Oh

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Oh, you are in a very good mood.

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I am in a good mood. I've been working
out a lot more, so I have, like, all

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energy.

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You smell like a hoagie.

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Uh, yeah, I had a sandwich.

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Sorry.

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Oh, I can't stay.

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I'm running to meet a friend for spin
class, but I just wanted to come and see

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you before I hit the gym.

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Oh, look at you.

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All right.

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Bye. Bye, you guys.

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You know, she reminds me a lot of this
comedy club waitress who blew me in a

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supply closet last week in Tucson.

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Thank you. She is very special.

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Yes, she is.

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She is very special.

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Oh, yeah.

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Find me.

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Oh, I know you're on a silent streak,
just not if you're enjoying it.

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Ooh.

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That ain't a spin class.

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Get the f*** out of here, Tartieri.

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I want you to kill John. No.

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Then I want you to kill Trish. Evgeny, I
was the one that got her to have

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affair.

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I wanted you to break

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up with her.

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I did not know she was going to have
affair with John.

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And to have sex on top of grave.

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The King Kong -sized balls on this
woman. I have too much respect for her,

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so should you. I don't. I hate her
balls. This is how you run crime family.

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She screw whoever she want, whenever she
want, wherever she want.

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No emotion. Just like you should do.

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I order you to kill John. No!

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You're not thinking with your brain.

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You're thinking with your thing meat.

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And I do not take orders from thing
meat.

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Good morning.

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David.

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Trish.

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I love this suit.

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Oh, yeah.

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I don't know what's more annoying, the
silent strike or this suit.

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Oh, come on, David. It's fun.

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I'm just bored of the silence. I want to
hear your dad's voice, you know,

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especially in the bedroom.

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Ha. That's gross.

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Good morning.

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Good, good, good, good, good, good
morning.

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Yeah, you said that already.

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I was just showing Trish my new shoes.

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I was telling her how usually you would
never buy these for me since they're

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crazy expensive. But the other day when
I asked you for your credit card...

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See if I could take it and use it to buy
these. You didn't say anything.

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So, technically, you weren't saying no,
so I figured it was cool.

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I have to go.

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I'll see you later.

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Location X.

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Love the shoes, David.

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Thanks.

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00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,560
Look, Dad, technically, you're talking
with that suit.

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Just admit that you're not really on a
silent strike and I'll stop messing with

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you.

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Yep.

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All right.

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好吧 ,让他进来。 我们有一个客人

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,没有人需要担心。

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Leave

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it.

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Your visit is very unexpected.

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How can we help you, Boss Burminski?

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I do not come here as Boss Burminski. I
come here as Furious Evgeny.

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What is the source of your fury?

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My girlfriend, Trish. She is sleeping
with another man.

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A man you know well.

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A man named John!

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Continue.

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I know John pays you to protect him, but
I am asking you to kill John.

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Whatever he pays, I will pay triple. I
just want him gone.

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It takes big balls to come here and
speak to us like this.

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Thank you.

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I really needed to hear someone say that
about my balls.

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00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,100
But the answer...

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00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:03,380
If not, I'm sorry.

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Okay.

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我要清除一下我的蛋卷。 I will kill John.

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00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:41,420
Oh, thank you. Thank you. I'll be in
touch regarding pigment.

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Thank you. Thank you. It will be our
secret.

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00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,320
Thank you.

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00:14:17,449 --> 00:14:23,470
Last night, Evgeny came to Wenqiu
headquarters and offered a great sum of

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for us to kill John.

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00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:28,210
I turned him down, of course.

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Of course.

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But one of my men went behind my back
and tried to do it himself.

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That man was given the Wang Chou symbol
of ultimate shame.

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I will take care of my men.

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00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,180
Perhaps Trish needs to stop having sex
with John.

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Oof. Awful crowd.

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00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,920
Oh, hey, Steph.

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00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,660
You know Evgeny? Used to be a comic.

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00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,900
Weren't you that guy who told all the
vodka jokes?

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00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:30,920
She screws whoever she wants, whenever
she wants, no motion.

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00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:32,770
I'm gonna do that.

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You wanna have sex in the bathroom?

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Sure.

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Good.

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00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:05,930
I was thinking we could break into the
Merminsky's headquarters and expect in

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there. Or maybe like in the parking lot
or something.

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00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:26,270
Trish, I handed this to TB to read
because I'm not talking.

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00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:29,390
But just to be clear, this is me saying
this, not TB.

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00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:35,450
As a matter of fact, TB, please go
crouch behind me so Trish can look at me

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while you read it, so it appears that
I'm talking.

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Okay, TB.

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When you're behind me, continue with the
letter.

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00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,690
Trish, I believe everything happens for
a reason.

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My voice got sampled by a techno DJ.

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That led me to get so angry that I
stopped talking.

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That led me to your...

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Vagina.

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And our all -day bonathons.

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Whether it was in the cemetery or the...
Back at TB's car.

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00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:10,180
Really, John?

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00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:11,300
Really? My car?

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I'll be outside.

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Oh, my God.

238
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I do.

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They're gay.

240
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:42,900
Have you been enjoying having sex with
Evgeny's girlfriend?

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00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,240
Um, are you going to kill us? Came soon
enough.

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00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:49,900
You?

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00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:58,420
I have too much respect for your balls
to ever harm a single hair on your head.

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00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,180
Better cut up, Vic. Go wet.

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00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,800
Sorry, John, nothing personal.

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00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,880
Danger gets me so wet.

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00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,360
All right, tell David I said hi.

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Bye.

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As for you...

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Seems like

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everyone's been sampling John.

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I'm sorry I had sex with John.

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At first, I was just getting off on how
dangerous it was.

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But then after a while, I started
getting off on messing with John's head.

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In the end, it wasn't like I was
screwing John.

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It was like I was screwing over his
soul.

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I was screwing him for you.

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I'm sorry too, Trish.

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Why are you sorry?

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Earlier tonight, I got a Todd Berry.

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What's a Todd Barry?

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It's a euphemism for when you get mouth
sex from a desperate woman in a comedy

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club bathroom. I won't do it again, I'm
sorry.

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No, baby!

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This is what I had in mind when I
started going out with a mob guy. I want

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both have affairs, and then have, like,
wicked fights about it, you know? And

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then have, like, awesome, crazy makeup
sex. Enough!

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Continue to have get -together sex.

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John, I know you feel strongly about
this silent strike.

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But it'll give you a silent stroke if
you don't begin to verbalize your

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emotions.

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Come on, John.

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Stand up.

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I'm going to peel this off you.

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You must have something to say after
everything you've been through.

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Bye.

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Bye.