1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,439 Oh, God. 2 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,440 Do you know what I mean? 3 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,719 And no puppet-making classes, okay? 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:13,520 Or any of that shit. 5 00:00:13,521 --> 00:00:14,759 I don't want to learn a new skill. 6 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,999 Just something, like, really laid back, you know? 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:17,920 But that doesn't mean I don't want fun. 8 00:00:17,921 --> 00:00:20,359 - All right, what if I did, like, a nice meal or something? 9 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,599 - Squats. Squats now. - A nice meal? 10 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,239 My friends aren't gonna fly all the way from Ireland for a nice meal. 11 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:27,159 - I'm not your bloody travel agent, Shona. You said you were laid back. 12 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,359 Yeah! I am laid back. 13 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:29,919 But it's my hen. Just... 14 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,799 God! Surprise me. 15 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,040 What are you up to now? 16 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:34,759 - Squats? - Yeah. 17 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:35,520 - Yeah, squats. 18 00:00:35,521 --> 00:00:37,199 - I need to do squats. 19 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,239 I've lost my arse. 20 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,839 Oh, and while I'm at it, no naked butlers... 21 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:41,720 - I'll put you on speaker. 22 00:00:41,721 --> 00:00:43,079 - You know, I hate all that. 23 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,600 Like a handsome chef is... 24 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,759 Something classy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 25 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:47,760 - Cheeky, you know? 26 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,480 Don't mind if it's cheeky. 27 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,199 So, uh... 28 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,639 Oh, did you manage to get Richard over the finish line yet? 29 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:54,600 - Shona! 30 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:55,600 You're on speaker phone. 31 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,519 - This is about sex with Richard, Shona? 32 00:00:58,520 --> 00:00:59,679 - He didn't ejaculate. 33 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,279 - Oh, Jesus, Shona! 34 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:02,559 No need to be so medical. 35 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,519 - Even with those great tittybojangles? 36 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,959 - Bradley! Thank you. 37 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,039 - Have you tried everything though? 38 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,479 You know, mouth, hands, on top, behind, all that? 39 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,559 - Well, yeah, it was full service really. 40 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,479 At one point, I was working away at it like it was a potter's wheel but no cigar. 41 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,839 Shona reckons it's normal 'cause Vish couldn't get a boner 42 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,439 after his granny died. 43 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,079 - Aine! 44 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,719 I told you that in confidence. 45 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,759 Ah, sorry, Shona. 46 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:26,879 Vish's granny may or may not be dead. 47 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,199 - Yeah, his penis might be grieving. - What? 48 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,719 - Might be sad from all the death in his house. 49 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:31,959 - Yeah, 'cause his wife died. 50 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,439 Oh, my God! She wasn't his wife. 51 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,759 - Well... - Can we just stop talking about this now? 52 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,079 Just go back to your stupid hen. 53 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,319 - Aine! 54 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,719 - Aine, men keep their sadness in their penis. 55 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,399 Like, they keep all the panic and the pressure in there 56 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,640 so they don't have to talk about it. Ever. 57 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,279 Sheesh. 58 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,639 - Oh, fuck this. Look, um... 59 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,319 Don't forget to type up those notes for the meeting tomorrow. Okay? 60 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,279 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. James, uh, is doing loads of it 61 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,119 and then I'll work on my bit this evening. 62 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,319 I've done loads of notes though. 63 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,519 - Good. Well, notes are good. 64 00:01:58,520 --> 00:01:59,520 Type them up. 65 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,799 Oh, and don't half arse my hen. 66 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,319 - Yeah, yeah. Okay. - Okay. 67 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,320 I'm gonna go. I love you. 68 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,040 I love you. 69 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:06,559 - Hey, go lower, please. 70 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,919 - Oh, only ca... I honestly... That's... 71 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,959 Oh, no. I have to sit again. 72 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,680 Sorry. - You look like your womb fell out. 73 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,840 ♪ 74 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,799 - You know, I actually think men use vaginas 75 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,560 as a place to store their unhappiness. 76 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,799 Like a warm, wet garage for their issues. 77 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,919 Oh, my God, Aine! 78 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:28,919 - No, I'm just... I didn't want to get lettuce crumbs everywhere. 79 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,879 - Why don't you ever eat anything off a plate, you numpty? 80 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,359 - Well, lettuce is in itself nature's plate. 81 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,519 - See? It literally takes seconds. - Oh! 82 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,279 Well, now I have to bloody wash a plate. 83 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,839 - Sitting down and eating off a plate 84 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,119 tells your soul you care about it. 85 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,839 - I don't have a soul. 86 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,839 - You look like a depressed person from a film. 87 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,479 It genuinely stresses me out. 88 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,559 - Yeah, but my whole life does not revolve around how I look, Bradley. 89 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,919 - What, and mine does because I eat off a plate like an adult? 90 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,999 - Oh, I literally did not say that. You took that wrong. 91 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,280 - You took what I said wrong. 92 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,600 Here, have some bread. 93 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,159 Apology accepted. 94 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,759 - Oh, I was not apologizing. 95 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,799 Believe you me. 96 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,799 Oh! Mmm. 97 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,279 I got a text! - Oh, she's got a text! 98 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,479 - Mm, I got a text! 99 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:24,679 - What'd he say? 100 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,680 - Oh, my God! 101 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,039 Oh, yay, he wants to see me this evening. 102 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,759 - Okay, right. You know what you need to do? 103 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:31,440 - What? 104 00:03:31,441 --> 00:03:33,479 - Distract the sadness out of his penis. 105 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,839 - Pfft. - Like, up the horny. 106 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,039 Like put on, like, some sexy clothes. Do a little dance. 107 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:39,880 - What, really? 108 00:03:39,881 --> 00:03:41,479 - Yeah, Emma's done it for me a couple of times. 109 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,079 And, honestly, boner for days. 110 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,240 - Seriously? 111 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:46,800 - Days. 112 00:03:46,801 --> 00:03:48,760 ♪ 113 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,120 - Hello, Mr. Kirby. 114 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,240 - Hey. 115 00:03:57,241 --> 00:03:59,241 - Do you have a speaker that connects to Bluetooth? 116 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,240 - Yeah. - Great. 117 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,359 - Uh-oh. I got a feeling this is gonna cost me. 118 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,599 - Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a very expensive dance. 119 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,360 - Dance? 120 00:04:08,361 --> 00:04:10,039 What, like Britain's Got Talent? 121 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,519 - No. Don't make me laugh. 122 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,559 This is serious. 123 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:13,799 - Sorry. I apologize. 124 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:17,999 - But, also, well done for knowing that cultural reference. 125 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,799 ♪ "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches playing ♪ 126 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,800 Oops. 127 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,519 No. I told you before, sir. 128 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:27,639 Thank you. 129 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,319 - ♪ Sucking on my titties like you wanted me ♪ 130 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,399 ♪ Calling me all the time like Blondie ♪ 131 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,079 ♪ Check out my Chrissy behind ♪ 132 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,479 ♪ It's fine all of the time ♪ 133 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,599 - Can I just... 134 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:37,360 - Ah, yeah. 135 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:40,559 - ♪ What else is in the teaches of Peaches ♪ 136 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,520 ♪ Huh, what? ♪ RICHARD: Okay, well... 137 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:43,960 - Hello. 138 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,799 ♪ 139 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,799 - Right, okay, I don't care what it's costing me. 140 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,279 - Ooh. - I'm doing this. 141 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:52,919 - ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 142 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,159 - You're going to incur a very big fine. 143 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,519 - Oh, really? - Mm-hmm. 144 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,919 - From the council. 145 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:02,559 - ♪ Fuck the pain away Fuck the pain away ♪ 146 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,040 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 147 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,919 - Yeah, I'm definitely giving this establishment 148 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,599 five stars on Tripadvisor. 149 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,959 Uh, I will visit again and I... 150 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,560 Yeah, I will bring friends. 151 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,839 Hey, lovely as that was... 152 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,279 - Mm-hmm. Lo... Wait, now, lovely? 153 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,839 What, like a nice bun at a tea party? 154 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,399 - No. Hot and raunchy and sexy as that was, 155 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,120 I don't... I don't need you to do all that. 156 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:33,640 - Uh, what? 157 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,959 - Oh! - What? 158 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,240 - Well, now I feel silly. 159 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:41,760 - Why? 160 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,519 - What, did you think it was silly? 161 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:47,239 - I... I think you can very well tell that I didn't think it was silly. Come here. 162 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,240 - No. - Come here. 163 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,279 - No. - Please. 164 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,919 - No. - Come here. 165 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:52,999 - No. 166 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,319 - No, I mean, I just maybe just started feeling a bit of pressure 167 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,960 each time we're together to, you know, perform. 168 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,040 Ironically. 169 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,360 - Oh, my God. I didn't... 170 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,000 Uh! I... 171 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:07,999 I was not... 172 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,799 I was not trying to put you under any pressure at all. 173 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,999 I thought I might just get you out of your head. 174 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,880 - Yeah... - Like I... 'Cause like... 175 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,519 I... I was... I was... 176 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,439 I was feeling like I wasn't, you know, performing for you... 177 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,519 - That's what I'm saying. I don't need you to perform. 178 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:27,360 You're gorgeous and amazing and fun, and I just... 179 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,160 I just feel this sometimes almost... 180 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,599 sort of, panic and... 181 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,799 - What abo... about... about... 182 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,879 About me? About us? - No, not at all. 183 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,639 - About... about anything in particular? - No, it's, uh... 184 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,760 getting older... 185 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,679 My body and Etienne and feeling stuck, 186 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,759 and I feel terrible saying all that. 187 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,679 But, you know, I'm suddenly responsible for him 188 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,440 and not necessarily wanting to be and... 189 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,360 Yeah, I don't know. It's just sometimes I... 190 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:00,520 Sorry. 191 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,520 - No. 192 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,959 Then that all gets 193 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,480 compressed into your penis. 194 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,000 Sorry. No. I'm sorry. 195 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,359 - Compacted into my penis? 196 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,720 And compressed. 197 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,320 - You lift me up. 198 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,120 You're always so up. 199 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,320 - That's all part of the service here at Coco's Sexy Lounge. 200 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,040 ♪ 201 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,680 Morning, Julie. 202 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,280 Oh! Ha. 203 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,959 - Yeah. 204 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,040 Are they from your... 205 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,560 The new... 206 00:08:03,561 --> 00:08:04,600 Wh... I mean... 207 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,359 I don't know if we're there yet, but, uh, yeah. 208 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,640 - Well, nothing says, you know, like, um... 209 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,719 flowers sent to your desk. 210 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,959 - Well, you can have some for your desk if you want. 211 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,199 - No, it's okay. I like plants. 212 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,840 I mean, flowers are nice but they're... 213 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,319 you know, dead. 214 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,999 - Well, they're still in water so they're... they're alive. 215 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,159 Anyway, um, Aine is waving at you. 216 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:28,920 Shona. 217 00:08:28,921 --> 00:08:30,640 - Oh. Yeah. Thanks. 218 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,960 There she is. Sassy as you like. 219 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,199 Shona! 220 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,239 Nice to see you but, unfortunately, get the fuck out of my office. 221 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,959 You're fired. 222 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,439 From business. 223 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,759 And James here is taking your job. 224 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,399 - Who me, boss? I'm gonna run, uh, the... 225 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,519 the... the district? 226 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,360 - Yeah, sure, the district. 227 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,119 - Nice to meet you, James. Aine, get out of my chair. 228 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,080 - Sure thing, business lady. 229 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,160 - Uh, those notes you sent me weren't typed up properly. 230 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,879 Yeah, Julie, so I need a few more plants for the office. 231 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,119 Just like five succulents or, you know, whatever. 232 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,359 - I was sort of in the middle of a lunch break. 233 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,160 - Okay, I'll do it. 234 00:09:10,161 --> 00:09:12,400 - No, no. I'll do it. Fine. 235 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,159 Uh, coffee okay? 236 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,119 Oh, my God. Yeah, it was mwah, mwah. 237 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,559 Woke me right up. 238 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,760 - I'll give your compliments on to the machine. 239 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,239 You not sleeping again? 240 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,000 - Oh, I'm grand. 241 00:09:24,001 --> 00:09:27,479 Hey, you know what her, um, sign name is? 242 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:30,199 It's actually, uh, Shona. 243 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,559 So just Shona with a... 244 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,840 at the end. 245 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,159 Traditional Irish name. 246 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,000 - Can I use that? 247 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 - No. 248 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:43,119 - Uh, um... I'll get on to some plants. 249 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,239 ASAP. 250 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,959 - Thank you. 251 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,479 Julie is, uh... She's overqualified for the job, 252 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,399 but, you know, she still needs to do all that stuff. 253 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,560 We all did. 254 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,879 And we're already trialing the online platform. 255 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,239 Aine's got a student away in France. 256 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,359 - Etienne, yeah, yeah. She mentioned him. 257 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,280 - That's what I love about Aine. 258 00:10:05,281 --> 00:10:08,359 She always pays such an interest in the well-being of her students. 259 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,199 - Aw, James. 260 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:14,199 - Take Etienne's dad. He was a bit tricky in the beginning. 261 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,639 - In what way was he tricky? - Ah, no, he wasn't. 262 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,479 - But he came around in the end, actually. 263 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:20,719 - Yeah, no. I feel I definitely, um, eh, got him there in the end. 264 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,919 - Yeah. 265 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,719 I'm sure he'll write her a great review now. 266 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,919 - Yeah, you'd think. - Yeah. 267 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:28,320 Word of mouth and reputation are so important in business. 268 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,319 Our students always, always come first. 269 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,959 - And then, you know, obviously, you leave room to allow for life 270 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,360 and the fact that we're just human beings. 271 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,759 - Yeah. I suppose I'm just wondering what sets this apart 272 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,479 from other businesses out there. 273 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,079 - Oh, well, one thing... 274 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,239 'Cause I didn't put in the notes... 'cause I didn't type... 275 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,599 But I would love to do something... 276 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:53,399 We could help kids maybe make friends or socializing, 277 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,399 and I just think a lot of children actually have a tough time with that. 278 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,719 - Yeah, I love that idea. - Yeah. 279 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,688 - I suppose I'm just worried that Aine isn't 280 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,679 gonna have the capital to invest, that you need. 281 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,759 - Mammy is giving me the money. 282 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,119 - What do you mean, Mam is giving you the money? 283 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,759 - Did I not put that in the notes? - No, you didn't put it... 284 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,079 What do you mean Mammy's giving you the money? 285 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,679 - Because she said she'd rather give me the money now 286 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,519 than when she's dead and she can't see what I'm doing with it. 287 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,800 - Don't talk about Mammy being dead, Aine. 288 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,839 - Mammy bought you the fridge when you moved into your house, Shona. 289 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,080 - Bullshit. 290 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:25,599 - Um, also, uh, in terms of setting us apart, 291 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,639 we were thinking about a program dedicated to entrance exams 292 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,359 to private schools like Harrow, Eton, and... 293 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,279 - Mm-hmm, yeah, and that would be a real money-spinner going into the... 294 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:40,319 - Not being negative, but why would wealthy international parents decide 295 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:43,120 that you two are the ones to get their kid into Eton? 296 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,600 - Well, uh, I went to Eton, so... 297 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,960 - Yeah. - It's there in his CV. 298 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,679 - So I’ve got the inside scoop. 299 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,680 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course. It's just, um... 300 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,519 Just would've been handy to have seen that on the notes, Aine. 301 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,040 ♪ 302 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,679 - Oh, guys, I think it's absolutely amazing! 303 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,239 Oh, well, unless I fuck it up. 304 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,919 - Oh, no, no, you won't fuck it up. Don't be silly. 305 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,119 Oh, you, of course, won't let me. 306 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,719 - He's great. I mean, they... they're both great. 307 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,719 And, James, you just need to get Aine 308 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,119 to type up that extra element that... 309 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,479 Which is a great idea, Aine. 310 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,319 - And then I'll get it into the bank Monday, maybe? 311 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,479 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Monday. 312 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,359 Well, I'll do it this weekend then, and your hen, don't worry. 313 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,439 Uh, by the way, Charlotte, um, 314 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,159 I'll give you a date for the hen on Monday. 315 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,560 - Oh, I'm not sure I'm free, sadly. 316 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,560 - Oh, but you don't know the date yet. 317 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:41,240 - James, I, um... I'm getting married, um, to my fiancé, uh, Vish. 318 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,040 Vish is Indian. 319 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,879 - Oh, uh, that's good to know. 320 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,359 Um, I might just go to the loo. 321 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,639 Oh, it's just by there. 322 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,639 - Oh, no, yeah, Julie said earlier it's actually the ladies. 323 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,120 Uh, where is the gents? 324 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,039 - Oh, uh... - Uh... 325 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,759 - I think it might be one floor down, maybe? 326 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,000 Listen, guys, congrats on starting the business. 327 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,280 It's a big deal to start something together. 328 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,479 - Thanks so much for that, Shona. - Yeah. 329 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,879 - It's really great to get an external eye. 330 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,599 - Yeah. We need to head on. Um, and James needs his wee. 331 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,359 Back to work and stuff. - Yeah. It's brilliant. 332 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,439 But, um, what are you up to this weekend? Any plans? 333 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,839 - Yeah, plans. You, yeah? 334 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:19,559 - Yeah, plans. I'm up to here with wedding admin and... 335 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,599 But maybe I could, uh... - We need to kick on. 336 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,559 As I say, James needs his wee, so... 337 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,680 Um, but, yeah, typing and weeing. So, have a good day though. 338 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,279 ♪ 339 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:37,519 - Okay, so this one... What? And I'm doing it with my face. 340 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,359 Happy. 341 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,400 - So what does my face look like? 342 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,839 - Crazy? - Very funny, Mo. No, not crazy. 343 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,399 - Joke, joke. Eh, no, is easy. Is happy. 344 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,679 - Is it? Well, it's not easy. It's not easy for everyone. 345 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:50,879 Right, full sentence? 346 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,319 - I felt happy. 347 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,439 - Yes, but hand-up, please Alina. Put your hand up. 348 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,559 "Felt happy." So that one is past tense. 349 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,560 Then in the present tense, "I felt happy?" 350 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,160 - I feel sad. 351 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,199 - "Feel sad"? No, no, no. No, "I feel happy." 352 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,119 - No, if you felt happy, and that is in the past, 353 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,679 then this is the present, and you should feel sad, 354 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,520 because you felt happy in the past. 355 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,720 - Oh! Yeah. 356 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,999 Yeah, I mean, that's... Yeah, that's... 357 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,759 I mean, that's... That's so... advanced, Chien. 358 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,399 Sometimes, I really think that you should be in level two with David. 359 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,239 - No, he's too low energy. 360 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,759 - Yeah, that's totally fair, to be fair. 361 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,159 Right, okay. The next one. 362 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,880 What do we feel... Ooh, this is yuck. 363 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,199 Uh, say it with me. 364 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,679 Lonely. 365 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:43,480 - You can feel lonely if you... Ah, if you miss... 366 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:48,079 If you miss someone you can feel lonely. 367 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,159 I might miss someone or something. 368 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,320 You know, or anything, you can miss anything. 369 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,440 Uh, sometimes you don't even... 370 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,080 know what it is. 371 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,639 - I miss my girlfriend in Bulgaria. 372 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,639 - Jesus, Victor, you've risen from the dead there. 373 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,479 That's... Yeah. Brilliant. Brilliant! 374 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,119 I mean, not brilliant. 375 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,760 - I never felt this. I am very happy. 376 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,320 - Great for you. 377 00:15:11,321 --> 00:15:13,559 Um, okay. Oh, but this next one. 378 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,519 Mo, this is a good one. This is the one you can use. 379 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,679 Because this next one is... 380 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,319 Angry. 381 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,760 - What does anger look like? 382 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,280 - I hate this! 383 00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:26,199 - My God, Victor! Please, sit down. What's wrong with you? 384 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,959 - No, I just doing angry, as you said. 385 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,559 - That was very funny, Victor. 386 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,679 - He's back in the game today. Jesus, my heart! 387 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,399 Keeps me young. 388 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:39,239 Em, uh, yes, angry. God, phew. 389 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240 Do you what, guys? 390 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,359 We're all just out here trying, aren't we? 391 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,679 And really, communication, it's... it's... It's more than just all of this. 392 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,599 - Communication is... - Connection. 393 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,839 - It's connection. Exactly. 394 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:57,199 And, God... God love you all, trying to learn all of these words. 395 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,199 Because it's hard. English. 396 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,200 And sometimes you... Actu... Actually... 397 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,720 Actually, what you wanna do is scream. 398 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,160 "Eat off fucking plates please," huh? 399 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:33,479 Hi, Richard, uh, it's Aine here from Coco's Sexy Lounge. 400 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:37,039 And, um, I know we don't have that many weekends left. 401 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,319 Actually, you're busy this weekend anyways. 402 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,919 But, I was just, eh, wondering 403 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,639 if you would mind if we did, like, a weekday instead? 404 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,188 It's just 'cause I just realized I've just, 405 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,759 like, so much work I got to do at the business. 406 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,999 And then I have to help my sister with wedding plans, 407 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,359 and then there's, like, her whole hen to plan, 408 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,999 and then just, like, other teaching stuff. 409 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,959 Um, and also, you know, I have to make up new dances 410 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:02,239 for the, um, the Sexy Lounge, obviously. 411 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:07,000 Well, have a good weekend. Uh, and, uh, bye. 412 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,519 - And then he came at her with a knife. 413 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,919 - God, poor woman. 414 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,879 She lost her baby from the stress. 415 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,759 - Oh, Jesus, good Lord. 416 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:25,359 - Well, the baby wasn't his of course. It was the brother's, but still. 417 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,599 He sliced her straight across the neck. Buried her in the back of the pub. 418 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,640 - God! 419 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,079 EastEnders has gotten so violent. 420 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,560 Keeps me entertained. 421 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,719 Have you asked Shona to help you with the work? 422 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,359 - No, I'm doing it myself. I'm grand. 423 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,759 God, you know, sometimes Shona treats me 424 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,999 like I'm some badly written female character in a shit American movie. 425 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,359 - Oh, you're perfect like me. - Mammy, don't interrupt me. 426 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,079 - Oh, I can't do anything right. 427 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,999 - Like, I'm a good teacher, and I'm kind. 428 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,439 And I might not have that much money, 429 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,919 and sometimes, you know, I get the blues or whatever, 430 00:17:55,920 --> 00:18:00,759 but, like, some people are the lads who, uh, buy the pesticides that kill bees, 431 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,999 or are rapists or run dodgy big pharma companies... 432 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,199 - Yeah... - Mammy, don't interrupt. 433 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,639 Or are the people who set up those high-cost loan companies 434 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,999 that exploit vulnerable people. 435 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,600 It's, like, why are they not the messes. 436 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:15,239 - Yeah, well, I need to wee, takes a while these days, 437 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,799 so I'll say good night. Love you. 438 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,960 - Mmm. Love you, bye. 439 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,760 All right. 440 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,399 I'm okay, come on. 441 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,000 All right. Come on, Aine. Here we go. 442 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 No. 443 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:44,360 ♪ 444 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:55,920 ♪ 445 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,840 ♪ 446 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,520 ♪ 447 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,600 ♪ 448 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,439 Hey, honey. Uh, not heard from you all weekend. 449 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,839 But, um, just wanted to say, you've got some brilliant i... ideas, 450 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,759 and, you know, I'm not sure that came across in the meeting. 451 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,519 But, um, you wanna email me over some of your thoughts? 452 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,519 Like, I can help you sort through them. 453 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,160 Anyway, love you. 454 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,600 - God. 455 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,880 Ugh. 456 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,920 Go fuck yourself, red light. 457 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,640 Shit, shit! 458 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,239 Are you okay? 459 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,840 - I'm good, yes. 460 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,599 Yeah, the bike. Bike. 461 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,799 - Jesus, what are you doing, running a red light? I could've killed you. 462 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,559 - It's not my bike. - Do you need an ambulance? 463 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,719 - No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. 464 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,719 Yeah. Sorry. - You all right? 465 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,399 - Yeah, absolutely. Thank you very much. 466 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,479 - Thank God, you have your helmet. You're lucky to be alive. 467 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,559 - It's not my bike. This is... It's... Sorry, I just... 468 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,999 - It's fine. It's fine. It's... The bike's fine. You sure you're okay? 469 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,320 - Yeah, yeah, I'm grand, yeah. 470 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:36,519 Hi, Shona. Uh, thanks a million for your voice note. 471 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,359 I, um, uh, would love your help, actually. 472 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:43,519 Uh, I think maybe if you could, like, do a structure 473 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,479 for how you think it should look. 474 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:49,079 And then, uh, and also thanks a million for the meeting the other day. 475 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,000 Um, I know you're really busy... 476 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,999 with your sex work. 477 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:59,040 So, um, yeah, I really appreciated that. Not sure if I said that on the day. 478 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:03,239 But, um, okay, uh, love you. 479 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,240 And, um... 480 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,760 Don't work too hard at your sex work. 481 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,640 LOL. 482 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,520 Mm. 483 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,200 Mm. 484 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,240 Oh. 485 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,240 Eh. 486 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:54,999 ♪ "I'm Alive" by TTRRUUCES playing ♪ 487 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,359 - ♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪ 488 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,119 - Ooh. 489 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:04,399 - ♪ To see your face, it always makes it worthwhile to survive ♪ 490 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:09,359 ♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪ 491 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:14,759 ♪ To see your face, it always makes it worthwhile to survive ♪ 492 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,760 ♪ 493 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,879 ♪ Are you high right now? ♪ 494 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,519 ♪ Outside with the guys and bare-flesh honeys ♪ 495 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,280 ♪ Tank tops, ice pops Margarita... ♪