1 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,489 - All our tests show that 2 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:33,742 he's an extremely bright child, bordering on genius. 3 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:34,701 However, as you well know, 4 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,913 he's both mentally and emotionally unstable. 5 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,247 I strongly feel that any outside emotional stimulus 6 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:43,210 could be what pushes him over the edge. 7 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,963 You have to be gentle, Mrs. Dornwinkle. 8 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,096 I urge you to give him trust and understanding 9 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,717 during this very difficult period. 10 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:54,346 You have a very confused little boy there. 11 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,809 However, he's a very, very sweet child. 12 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,495 Give him the trust and understanding 13 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:01,687 he so desperately needs. 14 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:05,732 - I will, doctor, and thank you for everything. 15 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,503 I oh, my darling I 16 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,923 .p please, come home .r 17 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:35,012 .p time stands still when you're alone .r 18 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,516 .r I want you, darling .r 19 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:43,228 I how much, you'll never know I 20 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:48,358 I when I hold you near me, whisper out my name I 21 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:53,196 I oh, my darling I 22 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,742 I can you stay and wait I 23 00:01:57,075 --> 00:02:01,830 I ooh, how long, how long must I wait for you I 24 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:09,338 I how long, how long, must I wait I 25 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:14,676 I how long, how long I 26 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:19,806 I must I wait for you I 27 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:28,565 I remember when you left letters stained with tears I 28 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:33,320 I I'll wait for you forever I 29 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,406 I I'll wait a million years I 30 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:40,285 I did you hear me say I love you I 31 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:43,455 I need you, want you here I 32 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:46,917 I just hold you in my arms I 33 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:50,462 I won't leave you, never fear I 34 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,548 I every night a romance I 35 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,927 I every day, wake with a kiss I 36 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,597 I come back to me, my darling I 37 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:04,226 I you're the one I miss I 38 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:09,356 I ooh, how long, how long, must I wait for you I 39 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:16,988 I how long, how long, must I wait I 40 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:22,077 I how long, how long I 41 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:25,372 I must I wait for you I 42 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:03,326 I when I hold you near me, whisper out your name I 43 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,751 - What are you doing? 44 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,169 - Nothing, mother. 45 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,420 - Oh, nothing, huh'? 46 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,548 What are you looking at? 47 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:17,984 - I'm just looking through my telescope. 48 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:21,970 Oh, you're just looking through your telescope, huh? 49 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:39,738 Oh, you filthy, stinking pervert! 50 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,327 - Oh, mom, please don't. 51 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,706 - You should be in here studying, not acting like 52 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,293 some sexually depraved vagrant off the street. 53 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,187 How do you expect to become a scientist 54 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:58,048 if this is how you spend your time? 55 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,176 Women are bad, Kevin. 56 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,637 Women are evil. 57 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,307 Now, I don't want you looking at them, 58 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,961 I don't want you talking to them, 59 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:12,270 and I don't want you thinking about them. 60 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,064 You should be studying. 61 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,690 - But mom! 62 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:19,110 - Don't "but mom" me, you little nothing! 63 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,238 You're grounded for a year. 64 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:22,691 You're not leaving this room 65 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,699 and I'm boarding up your windows! 66 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,451 - Mom, please! 67 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,371 - Kevin dornwinkle, you are a failure. 68 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,540 Do you understand me? 69 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,376 Now, I don't want to hear you talking back to me again. 70 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:35,836 Am I understood? 71 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,590 You make me sick. 72 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,092 - Fellow scientists, 73 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:28,388 welcome to the international physics symposium. 74 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,182 As you well know, we have gathered here 75 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:34,895 at the request of Dr. Kevin dornwinkle, 76 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,856 who claims his latest scientific finding 77 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:42,819 will be the greatest single discovery of the century. 78 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,906 Dr. Dornwinkle, I think I speak 79 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,825 on behalf of everyone in this room 80 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:53,955 when I admit my skepticism over your so-called breakthrough, 81 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:01,129 but nonetheless, you have our undivided attention. 82 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:10,055 - Thank you, doctors. 83 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:15,018 As you know, my area of expertise 84 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,480 is the area of molecular reorganization. 85 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:23,568 Now, as a result of my years of experimentation 86 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:28,156 with the realignment of atomic particles, 87 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,367 I have not only been able 88 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:35,038 to recreate a substance within a substance, 89 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:39,834 I have been able to decreate any substance 90 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,380 via molecular reorganization. 91 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,510 - We've all read your theories of molecular reorganization 92 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,638 in the journals, Dr. Dornwinkle, 93 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,172 but what I can't understand is 94 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:56,309 what new material are you getting at? 95 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,853 - My molecular reorganization... 96 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,566 Theories, as you call them, 97 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:09,197 are about to be proven as reality before your very eyes. 98 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,663 To put it in its simplest terms, 99 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,456 I have devised a way 100 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,375 for a man 101 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:24,712 or a woman 102 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,508 to become completely invisible. 103 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,934 - That's ridiculous. I don't believe that. 104 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,646 - I came all the way from Belgium for such nonsense? 105 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,607 - I am so confident about my work, 106 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:52,115 that instead of injecting my serum into a pig, 107 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:59,622 I will demonstrate my serum on myself. 108 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:08,631 Feast your eyes on a miracle of modern medicine. 109 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:59,224 - I can still see you, Dr. Dornwinkle. 110 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,861 - Dornwinkle, you are a disgrace 111 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,447 to the scientific community. 112 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:18,284 - Dornwinkle, you're the stupidest man I've ever seen. 113 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,586 - You want to see invisible? 114 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,296 Watch us all leave! 115 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:39,806 - The only thing invisible about you, Dr. Dornwinkle, 116 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,140 is your brain! 117 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,021 No! 118 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,065 No! 119 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,628 - Last month, a quadruple murder 120 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,963 sent shockwaves through the scientific community 121 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,174 when Dr. Kevin dornwinkle went berserk, 122 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,508 killing in cold blood 123 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,094 four of the world's top scientific minds. 124 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,554 Now, in a turn of events 125 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,848 almost as shocking as the murders themselves, 126 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,517 Dr. Dornwinkle will escape the death penalty 127 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,269 due to a psychiatrist's testimony 128 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,813 that he is mentally incapable of standing trial. 129 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,547 Dr. Dornwinkle will be committed to 130 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,901 the state institution for the criminally insane, 131 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,238 where he will undergo extensive therapy. 132 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,116 And on a lighter note, Navy jackets are back. 133 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,778 - Go, go! Fetch! 134 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,490 Fetch, fetch, fetch! 135 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,250 Yeah! Yeah! 136 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,626 Yeah! 137 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,284 - Well, didn't you all hear the news? 138 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,600 I mean, it was on TV, and my mom told me. Woke me up. 139 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:30,935 How did he die? 140 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,021 - Maybe he ate himself to death, huh? 141 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,354 - Yeah. 142 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,280 - Sounds more like something you'd do, Gordon. 143 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,066 - Oh, ha-ha. 144 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,400 - Very funny, Joan. 145 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,029 - Man, I can't believe Mr. Frankis is dead. 146 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,780 What a heavy trip, man. 147 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,834 - Heavy trip. - Maybe he had a heart attack. 148 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,471 He had high blood pressure, you know? 149 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,864 - How would you know that he had high blood pressure? 150 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,288 - How could you not know? 151 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,665 I mean, his face was always as red as a beet. 152 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,083 - True. 153 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,020 Hey, maybe since old man frankis kicked the bucket, 154 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,837 we won't have to take physics this summer. 155 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,422 - All right, dude! 156 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,216 - How can you guys be so heartless? 157 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,177 Mr. Frankis just died 158 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:08,097 and all you care about is getting out of class. 159 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,933 - I'm not heartless. Watch. 160 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,727 - Aw. - Oh, take it home. 161 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,021 - Come on. - Get a room, huh? 162 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:16,731 - All right, class. 163 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,525 Settle down and take your seats. 164 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:25,156 As your principal, it is my sad task to inform you that 165 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:29,827 Mr. Frankis, our physics teacher, died last week. 166 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,871 - Excuse me, Ms. Cello. How'd he die? 167 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,123 - Thank you for your concern, bubba. 168 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:37,377 Mr. Frankis unfortunately choked to death on a sandwich. 169 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,796 - What kind of sandwich was that? 170 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,839 - A barbecue beef sandwich. 171 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,800 However, I want to assure you all that 172 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:48,346 we will continue your summer school session as scheduled. 173 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:53,142 Fortunately, we found a new teacher to replace Mr. Frankis. 174 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,977 Oh, joy. 175 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,991 Now, I would like you to meet 176 00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,316 your new physics teacher, Dr. Kevin Smith. 177 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,450 - Good morning, everybody. 178 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,424 - Well, Dr. Smith, I'm going to leave you 179 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,452 to mold these young minds 180 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,665 into the future physicists of tomorrow. 181 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,792 - Thank you, Ms. Cello. 182 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,753 Hello, class. 183 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,131 To begin, 184 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:27,676 I hope that 185 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,640 this class is enjoyable for everyone. 186 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,726 So let's get started. 187 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:43,151 Physics, as you know, is the poetry of the sciences. 188 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:48,865 Now, everything is in Harmony and has reason as its basis. 189 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,327 Now, what are the four basic principles of physics? 190 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,871 Does anyone know? 191 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,133 What's your name? 192 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,467 - Vicky. 193 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,970 - Vicky, do you know 194 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,348 what the four basic principles of physics are? 195 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:18,519 - Dairy, meats, fruits and vegetables, and grain. 196 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,898 - No, those are the four food groups. 197 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:34,285 Commit this to memory, because it is the essence of physics, 198 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,330 and physics is the essence of life. 199 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,917 - Is this guy for real? 200 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,545 - The four basic principles of physics are... 201 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,007 Matter, 202 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,302 energy, 203 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,348 motion 204 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,228 and force. 205 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,969 Two, four, six, eight! 206 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,038 Who do we appreciate? 207 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,332 Lions! Lions! Yeah, lions! 208 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,169 Woo! 209 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,796 - All right, okay! 210 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,633 Ready! 211 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:34,762 Okay, we're gonna win, win, win, win, win! 212 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,639 We're gonna fight, fight! 213 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,141 Go kick that ball and kick it right! 214 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,435 Make that touchdown out of sight! 215 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,563 Out of sight. Go, team! 216 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:44,896 Woo! 217 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,484 Woo! 218 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,769 - Man, I sure wish I had a chick. 219 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,730 - Getting girls is easy, bubba. 220 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,541 You just gotta know how to talk to them. 221 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:28,725 - I know what to say to them. 222 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,526 I say, "hey, baby, you want to take 223 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,863 a psychedelic journey through time with me?" 224 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,158 - Wrong. You don't say that to a '90s chick. 225 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,327 You say, "hey, baby, you look like 226 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,663 a smart, intelligent, artistic person. 227 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,708 Now, let me shake my face between your Hooters and blow." 228 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:52,590 - Hey, bubba, I think that Betty kind of likes you. 229 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,923 No kidding? 230 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,216 - Oh, yeah. 231 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,011 If I were you, I'd keep my eye on her. 232 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,971 Yo, bunny! Bleachers! 233 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,688 - Okay, girls, take five. 234 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,316 I'll be back in a few minutes. 235 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,353 - You know, every time I see you 236 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,910 bouncing up and down in that outfit, I go crazy. 237 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:24,205 - Chet, I love you more than anything. 238 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,379 Chet, not here. 239 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,215 - I can't help it if I find you completely irresistible. 240 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:35,548 - You do? 241 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,800 - You know I do. 242 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,493 You're the only girl for me, bunny. 243 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:39,803 -I am? 244 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,473 - You know you are. 245 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:43,950 Let's do it right here. Come on. 246 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,118 No one will see us. I promise. 247 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,227 - Are you crazy? 248 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,354 You're going to get us expelled. 249 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,564 Look, I'll meet you after school. 250 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,316 - Oh, but that's hours away. 251 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,777 - Well, think about something else. 252 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,238 I mean, it's mind over body. 253 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,281 - Okay. 254 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,410 Okay. 255 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:05,037 - You know, it's hard for me, too. 256 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,682 Well, personally, I think we should do it 257 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:07,891 in class in front of everybody, 258 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,559 but that's the difference between me and you. 259 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,085 - You are so terrible. 260 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,539 - Hey, speaking of terrible, 261 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,588 what about that teacher, Dr. Smith? 262 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,298 - God, he's such a dork. 263 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,883 I mean, anybody that passionate 264 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,219 about something as stupid as physics, 265 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,054 he's got to be a complete idiot. 266 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,056 - Yeah, I know. What a moron. 267 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,893 This guy's worse than frankis ever was. 268 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,227 Hey, I got an idea. 269 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,521 What? 270 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,106 - This is good. 271 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,733 Let's drive him nuts. 272 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,860 - What you mean by nuts? 273 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,362 - Nothing serious, just some harmless fun, 274 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,448 some innocent pranks. 275 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,742 We'll all just tease him a little. 276 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,577 I'll get the guys, you get the girls. 277 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,538 - Okay. Well, what do we do first? 278 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,040 - I'll think of something. 279 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,169 I'm starting to like this physics better already. 280 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,170 - I love you. 281 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,796 - I love you, too. 282 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,053 - Oh, god. Oh, I gotta hit the showers. 283 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:03,929 - Can I watch? 284 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:04,764 - Chet! 285 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,223 - What? 286 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:07,797 - Let's hit the showers, girls. 287 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,338 - Hey, watch where you're going! 288 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,046 What's he trying to say? 289 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,314 - Henry's a mute. 290 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,941 He can't say anything, can you, Henry? 291 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,754 He gives me the creeps. 292 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,578 He's always giving us girls these weird looks. 293 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,031 - Is that true, Henry? 294 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,176 I don't care if it is or isn't. 295 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,203 Just don't come around bothering them anymore, okay? 296 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,498 - Thanks, Chet. Let's get out of here. 297 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:16,997 What are you doing? 298 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:17,646 - Nothing! 299 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,690 Nothing? 300 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,825 I dropped some change out of my pocket. 301 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,452 I was looking for it. 302 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:34,079 - Oh, I've dropped change many times. 303 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:39,001 It's funny how those blasted coins roll everywhere. 304 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:40,335 - Uh, yes. 305 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,256 I have some lesson plans to prepare. Excuse me. 306 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,926 - Oh, Dr. Smith, April's parents called me 307 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,511 and they're very concerned about her grades. 308 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:50,989 They were wondering if you would 309 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,515 give her some private tutoring in physics. 310 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:57,561 I have her address and phone number right here. 311 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,964 - I overheard the students talking about me today. 312 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,429 I don't think they like me. 313 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,391 I'm trying so hard. 314 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:43,315 I've put the past behind me. 315 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,949 I have to be thankful 316 00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:56,161 for the opportunities that teaching is giving me. 317 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:04,003 I can continue my experiments. 318 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:11,176 If only I could isolate the isotope 319 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,388 responsible for my previous failures. 320 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,605 But I'm getting closer. 321 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,040 Okay, class. 322 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:46,086 Tomorrow, we'll continue our discussion on black holes. 323 00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:11,110 Hss. 324 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,326 Hss. 325 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:21,598 Hss, of course! 326 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:44,621 I've got it now. 327 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:17,196 I have found the missing component to my serum. 328 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,410 Hss, of course! 329 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:30,792 Tonight is a night that will go down in history, 330 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:35,255 a night that will be long remembered. 331 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:40,761 2:37 am. Monday. 332 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:44,473 June 21st. 333 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:45,806 Shh. 334 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:50,854 I am injecting the serum into the bunny rabbit. 335 00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:59,696 The injection is completed. 336 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:20,633 Damn! 337 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:32,479 I have completely restructured my formula 338 00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:34,940 for the decreation of the atom. 339 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,442 The inclusion of hss to the negative 340 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,445 was a miscalculation on my part earlier, 341 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:44,950 and I had substituted berylliox in its pure grain form. 342 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:49,079 This small yet significant change in my formula 343 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,665 should camouflage the atom within itself, 344 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:55,294 thus creating a union of matter and space. 345 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,214 Yes, this will be successful. 346 00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:12,811 The time, 11:36 pm, Monday, June 28th. 347 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:25,157 I am injecting the bunny rabbit with the serum. 348 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,083 Injection completed. 349 00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:43,800 I am now waiting for the serum to take effect. 350 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:49,348 This is fantastic! 351 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,226 At 11:37 and 15 seconds exactly, 352 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:57,689 the bunny rabbit is completely invisible! 353 00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:02,402 Oh my god, my god, my god! I've done it! 354 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,782 This is an historic day for science. 355 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:14,414 God, I can't believe that I've done it, but I've done it. 356 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:15,748 I have done it. 357 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,376 I've done it! I've done it! 358 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,128 I have completed, and I've done it my way! 359 00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:22,339 I've done it! It's done! 360 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:25,634 It's completely, completely invisible. 361 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:31,306 God, I have single-handedly... me, me, me! 362 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,308 I have single-handedly 363 00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:36,436 changed the course of science forever. 364 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:44,945 God... and they dared to laugh at me. 365 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:48,824 Me, the greatest scientific mind of all time! 366 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:56,706 Me, and they laughed at me, at me, at me! 367 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:00,863 I have to try it on a human being 368 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:03,463 to see if works on a human being. 369 00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:06,591 I must inject myself with the serum. 370 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:11,304 I must do it immediately. There's no time to lose. 371 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,355 Injection completed. 372 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,775 I will be the first human being 373 00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:26,570 to ever be completely invisible. 374 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,533 Oh, god. 375 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:35,245 I can feel my heat racing through my veins. 376 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:40,667 My heart and respiration are beating faster. 377 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:43,545 I can feel it in my brain. 378 00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:45,464 Oh, god, I feel dizzy. 379 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,966 Oh, god, I can feel it working! 380 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:51,385 It worked! 381 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,224 It worked! 382 00:32:56,558 --> 00:32:58,143 I'm invisible! 383 00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,477 Invisible! 384 00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:12,949 The rabbit. 385 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:16,119 It's been exactly 10 minutes since I injected him. 386 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:17,996 How very interesting. 387 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:24,169 All the day's activities have been so trying. 388 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,046 I'm so tired. 389 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,423 I must sleep, sleep, sleep. 390 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:38,058 - What's the matter, Dr. Dornwinkle? 391 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:39,684 Cat got your tongue? 392 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:50,653 - Come in. 393 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,044 - I love you, Dr. Dornwinkle. 394 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,003 Mm. 395 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,473 - Come on in, Dr. Dornwinkle. 396 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:56,344 - The serum has a severe side effect on my dream state, 397 00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:59,723 one that I'm sure is harmless, however. 398 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:05,437 However, I do feel a tremendous urge 399 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,441 to re-inject myself with the serum, 400 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:14,154 an urge that can only be satiated by another injection. 401 00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:31,564 April's parents called me 402 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:33,381 and they're very concerned about her grades. 403 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:34,995 They were wondering if you would 404 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:37,344 give her some private tutoring in physics. 405 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:41,014 I have her address and phone number right here. 406 00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:43,683 Address and phone number right here. 407 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:47,687 I have her address and phone number right here. 408 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,339 - Did I startle you, Dr. Smith? 409 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:39,841 - Good morning, Vicky. 410 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:41,926 I wasn't expecting anyone until the bell. 411 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,720 - Well, yes. That's why I'm here. 412 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,513 I needed a minute alone with you. 413 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:46,890 - Oh, wonderful. 414 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,933 To go over some formulas, perhaps? 415 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:52,145 - Well, actually, I wanted to talk about my grades. 416 00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:54,856 You see, I need an a in physics this summer 417 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,858 in order to graduate, 418 00:37:57,192 --> 00:38:00,361 and I'd be willing to do anything for an a. 419 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:03,364 - Well, Vicky, to get an a, I mean, 420 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:06,993 all you have to do is study hard and do your homework. 421 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:08,327 Physics... 422 00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:12,332 Forget the physics. Let's talk physical. 423 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:16,377 - Vicky, this is most unorthodox. 424 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,380 Well, Dr. Smith, I'm not just doing this 425 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:20,882 because I want an a. 426 00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:23,301 I'm doing this because I want to. 427 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:26,387 - This is really unprofessional, Vicky. 428 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,103 Good morning, class. 429 00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:35,980 Morning. 430 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,361 - Well, I hope everyone's well-rested. 431 00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:42,880 Hey, what's up, doc? 432 00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:44,664 - I know I had a wonderful evening last night 433 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:47,826 and today promises to be a great day. 434 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,877 That was disgusting, Gordon. 435 00:38:58,211 --> 00:38:59,629 - Hey, thanks, doc. 436 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:02,924 - And on that note, I think we will have a pop quiz. 437 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:04,618 How does everyone feel about that? 438 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:06,677 - What? - Aw, come on. 439 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:09,031 - You didn't tell us there was going to be a test or a quiz. 440 00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:10,783 - Well, that's one of the privileges of being a teacher. 441 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:12,392 I can do what I want, when I want. 442 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,103 Okay, you're going to need the whole period for this. 443 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:18,356 You can use the formulas that are up on the blackboard. 444 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,733 And absolutely no cheating. 445 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:23,653 Begin. 446 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:33,722 - Yeah! 447 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:34,806 Did you see him jump? 448 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,616 Oh, yeah. It scared the shit out of him. 449 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,782 - Enough! 450 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,243 That was absolutely unnecessary! 451 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,496 Turn in those tests immediately! 452 00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:58,057 - Dude, we hardly got to start. 453 00:40:58,081 --> 00:40:59,916 - Don't call me dude! 454 00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:01,250 Everybody fails. 455 00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:04,003 That's an automatic f for everybody! 456 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,383 - Jesus Christ. 457 00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:10,468 - Is this a joke? - Jesus. 458 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,762 Attention, students. 459 00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:14,806 Chet Wilson, please come to the office. 460 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:17,976 Chet Wilson to the office, please. 461 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:21,771 - Oh, great. What did I do this time? 462 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:26,693 - The rest of you, open your texts to page 81. 463 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,908 Come in. 464 00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:37,161 - You wanted to see me, Ms. Cello? 465 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,372 - Yes, Chet. Have a seat. 466 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,877 I have your English achievement tests in front of me 467 00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,296 and they don't look so good. 468 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:50,425 - Yeah, well, sometimes I freeze when I'm taking a test. 469 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,010 - Well, I'd be hard put 470 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,304 to recommend you to a good college with these grades. 471 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,390 - What about my football scholarship? 472 00:41:57,724 --> 00:42:00,601 - It's null and void unless I approve it. 473 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:03,062 - But I gotta go to college. 474 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:08,526 - Well, maybe we can work out some kind of arrangement. 475 00:42:11,988 --> 00:42:13,865 - Great. I'm for a deal. 476 00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,200 What do you have in mind? 477 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:20,872 - It's lonely at the top, Chet. 478 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:25,084 Maybe I could give you some extra credit 479 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,754 for extracurricular activities. 480 00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:33,843 - You mean I wouldn't have to read any more books 481 00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:35,678 or take another test? 482 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,680 - No. 483 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,561 All you have to do is make me feel like a woman. 484 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,646 - No problem. 485 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,400 Ms. Cello. 486 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:55,907 Ready, okay! 487 00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:57,241 Give me a k! K! 488 00:42:58,284 --> 00:42:59,911 Give me an I! I! 489 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:01,829 Give me an I! I! 490 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:03,998 Give me another I! I! 491 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:06,000 What's that spell! 492 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:07,334 Kill! 493 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:08,543 Loudeh 494 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,586 kill! 495 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:17,220 - Okay, girls. Let's hit the showers. 496 00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:20,640 I need one. 497 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:34,210 - Can you believe that loser, Dr. Smith, 498 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:35,605 flunking us all on that test? 499 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:36,863 - What a jerk. - Oh, yeah. 500 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:39,325 - But anybody that wears his pants as high as he does, 501 00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:41,202 he's gotta be a little bit off. 502 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:42,536 - Yeah. - A little off? 503 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,620 I think he's a lot off. 504 00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:44,372 - Come on, you guys. 505 00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,541 I think you're being a little too hard. 506 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:49,252 - Oh, come on, April! - Come on! 507 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:51,796 - I bet you he's never even been with a woman before. 508 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,297 I mean, what kind of woman 509 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,174 would hang out with a dud like that? 510 00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:57,677 - You guys aren't going to believe what I did. 511 00:43:58,010 --> 00:43:59,846 - Uh-oh! - Here it comes. 512 00:44:00,179 --> 00:44:01,597 What'd you do? 513 00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:06,644 - I made sicko, scumbag Dr. - Smith think that I want him. 514 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:09,397 I went to the class before physics 515 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:14,527 and I gave him the old, "I'll do anything for an a" routine. 516 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:15,695 Ah! 517 00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:18,990 - Oh, gross! You weren't serious, were you? 518 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:21,993 - Of course not. I would never really do it with him. 519 00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:24,453 I mean, I'll just go to physics every day, 520 00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:26,914 early before the bell, get him really worked up, 521 00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:29,876 and he'll give me an ajust thinking I'm gonna do it. 522 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:31,919 Don't you agree? 523 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:34,964 - That's great. I wish I would have thought of that. 524 00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:36,538 - It only works for you, Vicky. 525 00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:38,157 - All of us cannot be so brilliant. 526 00:44:38,301 --> 00:44:40,678 - Yeah, well, we'll work on it. 527 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,274 I can't believe you did that. 528 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,699 I a shower a day I 529 00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:07,246 I used the serum again this afternoon. 530 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:11,334 It has the most unusual side effect. 531 00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:17,423 I was inexplicably drawn to the girls' locker room. 532 00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:23,763 I watched them undress and shower. 533 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:25,556 I know it was wrong, 534 00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:30,561 but I just couldn't help myself. 535 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:32,563 It seems that the serum taps into 536 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:35,775 my most deep-rooted sexual fantasies. 537 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:40,112 I can't seem to get enough. 538 00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:43,032 I just seem to want more. 539 00:45:45,785 --> 00:45:47,411 Who pinched me? 540 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:50,748 - Nobody pinched you, Betty. Just calm down. 541 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:54,335 - Well, it felt like somebody pinched me. 542 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:56,587 - Betty, you need a boyfriend. 543 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,092 Come on, Vicky. 544 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:02,802 - I wrenched my shoulder. 545 00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:04,135 I'm gonna stay here 546 00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:06,472 and let the hot water run on it a little longer. 547 00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:08,683 I'll meet you guys later. 548 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,529 - You disgusting degenerate. 549 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:23,102 What did itell you before, huh? 550 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,534 Look, you stupid mutant! 551 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:28,929 I don't want to see you over here by this hole again, 552 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,013 and if I ever see you over here, 553 00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:32,077 I'm gonna knock the hell out of you, you understand? 554 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:33,916 Get out of here. 555 00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:55,313 - You have a very confused little boy there, 556 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:59,358 one that will eventually grow up to kill a lot of women, 557 00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:01,610 who will be invisible when he kills them, 558 00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:04,530 who no one will be able to see, a paranoid schizophrenic. 559 00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:07,658 - With emotional treatments, 560 00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:09,994 a sexual deviate of the highest order, 561 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:11,996 a man who hates women, 562 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:15,583 someone who women will hate and hates them back, 563 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,168 someone who will enjoy... 564 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:18,127 - No, no, no! 565 00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:20,188 Cutting them and eviscerating them. 566 00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:21,565 - No, get away, get away, get away! 567 00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:23,909 Someone who has the ability and the knowledge... 568 00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:25,967 - Of how to kill women 569 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,554 in the most disgusting, perverted, vile way 570 00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:29,930 ever known to man. 571 00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:30,765 - No, no! 572 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:32,516 - You're a failure, Kevin. 573 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:33,850 - No, no! 574 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:36,729 - I'm disappointed in you. 575 00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:38,356 I hate you. 576 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:39,732 - Get away! No! 577 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:43,277 Murderer. 578 00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:44,611 No! 579 00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:06,050 - Get out of here, warthog! 580 00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:07,986 Get out of here, jackass. 581 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,010 Get out of here, warthog! 582 00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:11,764 - Get out of here! - Get out of here. 583 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:13,724 God, that guy gives me the creeps, man. 584 00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:15,101 - Yeah, I know. 585 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:17,727 - Check that out. 586 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:19,355 Who put Ms. Cello's number up there? 587 00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:20,314 I don't know. 588 00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:21,648 - Boy, I hope that 589 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,859 Smith doesn't pop another quiz on us today. 590 00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:25,945 - Hey, Smith will get what's coming to him 591 00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:27,798 when we keep up the torture treatment. 592 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:28,947 - I know. 593 00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:30,467 I thought he was going to have a stroke 594 00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:32,331 when we all dropped our books at the same time. 595 00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:33,535 - Well, wait 'til he sees 596 00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:35,055 what we've got in store for him today. 597 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,079 - Yeah, we'll teach him 598 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:39,166 not to give us an automatic f on our quizzes. 599 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,852 - Hey, what do you think your grade would've been 600 00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:42,837 if he didn't automatically flunk us? 601 00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:44,922 - An f. It's a different kind of f. 602 00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:46,936 At least I would have earned it, you know? 603 00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:49,009 - That's true. Let's get out of here. 604 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:50,343 - Let's do it. 605 00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:07,820 Vicky, how am I gonna get Chet to marry me? 606 00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,274 - Bunny, you have to give in 607 00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:11,407 to the poor guy once in a while. 608 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:13,451 - I know, but he's such an exhibitionist. 609 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,995 I mean, he wants to do it in the strangest places. 610 00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:21,125 - Well, Gordon and I did it in the girls' locker room, 611 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,919 and we did it in Henry's broom closet. 612 00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:26,046 - You are so disgusting. 613 00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:29,383 - If you want Chet to marry you, bunny, 614 00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:31,260 that's what you're gonna have to do. 615 00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:32,595 - Do you really think so? 616 00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:33,928 - I know so. 617 00:49:34,722 --> 00:49:36,724 - All right. Let's get out of here. 618 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,057 - All right. 619 00:49:50,279 --> 00:49:52,656 - But Aristotle believed that the heavier an object, 620 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,700 the faster it would fall to the ground. 621 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:56,577 Now, it took Galileo's experiments 622 00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:59,663 with an inclined plane to disprove this. 623 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:00,997 However... 624 00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:03,167 - Sorry to disturb you, Dr. Smith. 625 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:04,793 - Oh, that's quite all right. 626 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:07,004 - May I speak to you in my office? 627 00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:08,631 - Well, certainly. 628 00:50:08,964 --> 00:50:11,884 Okay, now, I expect all of you to behave while I'm gone. 629 00:50:12,218 --> 00:50:14,279 Now, during the interim, you can fill out the questions 630 00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:16,931 at the back of chapter eight. 631 00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:59,056 What can I do for you, Ms. Cello? 632 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:05,479 Dr. Smith, you don't have a wife, do you? 633 00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:08,732 - No, I don't. 634 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:14,572 A girlfriend, perhaps? Female companion? 635 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:15,905 - No. 636 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:20,160 What is it you're getting at? 637 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,832 - I'll be very blunt with you. 638 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:33,090 I find you extremely attractive. 639 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,264 We're both adults. 640 00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:46,520 I have needs. 641 00:51:49,648 --> 00:51:50,816 You have needs. 642 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,155 It's lonely at the top. 643 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:58,699 Do you understand me? 644 00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:03,078 - I think I understand. 645 00:52:03,412 --> 00:52:04,412 - Good. 646 00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:18,677 Ms. Cello, please. 647 00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:20,512 - What's wrong? 648 00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:23,557 - I just don't think this is right. 649 00:52:26,268 --> 00:52:27,268 I'm sorry. 650 00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:32,524 - You're not going anywhere. 651 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:39,865 I found this in your desk. 652 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:45,704 I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but it has. 653 00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:48,038 I want you out of this school and out of this town. 654 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:51,460 I'm calling the police as soon as you leave this office! 655 00:52:51,794 --> 00:52:55,089 Operator, connect me with the police department. 656 00:52:55,422 --> 00:52:56,965 You're a fool, Smith. 657 00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:13,482 Ever since I was in grade school, 658 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:18,028 I wanted to do this to a principal. 659 00:54:46,742 --> 00:54:48,160 He who laughs last... 660 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,291 Laughs best. 661 00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:06,293 And now the news. 662 00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:08,510 The search still continues for Dr. Kevin dornwinkle, 663 00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:11,225 internationally respected scientist and escaped killer. 664 00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:12,100 Dornwinkle, who escaped... 665 00:55:12,434 --> 00:55:14,186 God, I hate the news, man. 666 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,563 - Me too. Who cares about the news? 667 00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:18,357 It's for squares. 668 00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:22,277 - Now you're starting to talk my language, babe. 669 00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:23,611 - Oh, bubba. 670 00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:24,862 - Oh, Betty. 671 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:27,783 I've wanted to do this for so long. 672 00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:29,159 - Me too. 673 00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:30,494 - Oh, I want you. 674 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:31,453 I've wanted to do this... 675 00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:32,787 - Oh, me too. 676 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:33,871 - For so long. 677 00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:38,478 I don't know! Something's got my hand! 678 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:39,670 Icantllcant! 679 00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,003 Stop! Stop! 680 00:55:41,129 --> 00:55:41,672 Stop! 681 00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:43,245 Betty, get it off me! 682 00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:43,924 - Oh my god! 683 00:55:44,258 --> 00:55:45,338 - What's happening? - Betty! 684 00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:46,551 Betty! 685 00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:49,888 Lunch time! 686 00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:03,610 Don't talk with your mouth full. 687 00:56:15,831 --> 00:56:18,333 I told you, don't call me dude. 688 00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:21,086 - Oh my god, bubba! 689 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:22,963 Oh, what's going on? 690 00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:32,764 Come here, you little brat. 691 00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:34,766 Oh, you're taking a trip? 692 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,393 See you next fall! 693 00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:44,860 Torpedoes away! 694 00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:47,821 I think I'd like to hose you down. 695 00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:17,517 Nobody likes a goody-goody. 696 00:57:30,906 --> 00:57:31,906 - Hm. 697 00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:36,370 I think I need a breast job. 698 00:57:36,703 --> 00:57:38,703 - No, don't you know? I mean, small breasts are in. 699 00:57:38,914 --> 00:57:40,457 I read it in vogue. 700 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:42,943 - What do you think about my butt? 701 00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:44,208 Do you think it's too big? 702 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:45,461 - April, you're a stick. 703 00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:46,754 Oh, Bologna. 704 00:57:48,507 --> 00:57:50,133 - Oh, did I tell you? 705 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:52,594 Betty told me that Gordon's cousin is a fag. 706 00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:53,928 Can you believe it? 707 00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:55,179 - No way! 708 00:57:58,517 --> 00:57:59,953 Can't a girl get a little privacy in here? 709 00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:03,063 - Let's just leave. Let's go to lunch. 710 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:09,695 - Wow, it's so quiet in here. 711 00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:11,363 - Yeah. Kind of eerie, huh? 712 00:58:11,697 --> 00:58:12,697 - No kidding. 713 00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:17,577 God damn it. 714 00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:20,205 - Who would lock the doors in the middle of the day? 715 00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:21,581 What if there's a fire? 716 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:25,210 - I don't know. Let's go to the side door. 717 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:31,008 What's that in the middle of the hall? 718 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:32,509 Oh my god, April, look! 719 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:35,220 - Oh my god. - It's Betty! 720 00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:36,930 She's dead! 721 00:59:03,498 --> 00:59:05,625 - Oh, Dr. Smith, thank god you're here! 722 00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,039 - What's the matter, girls? 723 00:59:07,169 --> 00:59:08,521 You look like you've seen a ghost. 724 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:10,172 - It's worse. It's much worse. 725 00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:12,385 - Now, just calm down and tell me what happened. 726 00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:13,651 - Well, all the doors are locked, 727 00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:15,260 and Betty, she's dead in the hall. 728 00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:16,946 - Dead? Now, what do you mean, dead? 729 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:17,970 - She's dead! She's dead! 730 00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:19,855 She's got a fire hose wrapped around her neck! 731 00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,767 - A fire hose? That's very strange. 732 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:22,684 - Strange? 733 00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:25,353 God, you got to get us out of here! You have to help us! 734 00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:27,927 - The office, we'll go to the office and call the police. 735 00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:31,503 Now, let's be level-headed about this. 736 00:59:31,693 --> 00:59:33,212 I don't want you running around in the hallways 737 00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:35,655 if there's a murderer loose! 738 00:59:35,989 --> 00:59:37,829 I'll go to the office and call the authorities. 739 00:59:37,866 --> 00:59:39,743 You just stay calm and stay here. 740 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:41,203 - Okay, okay, please hurry. 741 00:59:41,536 --> 00:59:43,955 - Thank you. - Hurry, okay? 742 00:59:44,289 --> 00:59:46,416 - Now, just stay calm. I'll be right back. 743 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,001 - Please, hurry. Please, hurry. 744 00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:49,878 I still think we shouldn't wait here 745 00:59:50,212 --> 00:59:51,452 like a couple of sitting ducks. 746 00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:52,833 I think we should leave now! 747 00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:56,760 - No, no. Let's just do as Dr. Smith said. 748 00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:58,845 We can't lose our heads. 749 00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:00,859 There's a killer out there in the hallway. 750 01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:04,017 We'll just calm down and wait for Dr. Smith to come back. 751 01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:05,644 He'll know what to do. 752 01:00:05,977 --> 01:00:07,771 - Oh, god. Betty was so young. 753 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:09,105 I can't believe it. 754 01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:12,901 - I know, so are we, so let's not do anything crazy. 755 01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:14,235 - You're right. 756 01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:16,530 Help is on the way, girls. 757 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:18,740 - Oh, thank god, doctor... 758 01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:21,201 Did you hear Dr. Smith's voice? 759 01:00:21,535 --> 01:00:22,953 -Ithoughtso. 760 01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:24,566 - God, this gives me the creeps. 761 01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:25,984 Maybe we should get out of here. 762 01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:27,164 - We gotta go. 763 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,085 Oh my god, how could this door have gotten locked? 764 01:00:30,418 --> 01:00:32,671 - I don't know, April. - Something's going on. 765 01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:34,004 - Shoot. 766 01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:39,177 Oh, sweet Jesus! What's happening? 767 01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:40,511 Oh my god! 768 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,848 Where is it? Who did that? 769 01:00:48,061 --> 01:00:49,146 Who's doing that? 770 01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:16,214 Move it or lose it. 771 01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:24,890 - April, help me! 772 01:01:25,223 --> 01:01:26,516 Help me! 773 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:27,850 Help! 774 01:01:33,982 --> 01:01:34,982 - Stop! 775 01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:36,961 Come here! I've got something to show you! 776 01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:38,195 - April, help me! 777 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:40,821 - Stop! 778 01:01:40,906 --> 01:01:42,306 Come on. Don't be afraid. 779 01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:47,287 - Let me go, let me go! - Stop! 780 01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:49,080 - No, no! 781 01:01:49,414 --> 01:01:51,041 Come on, come on, here you go! 782 01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:53,293 Get a close look! 783 01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:54,753 - Stop it! Joan! 784 01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:09,559 Say aah! Say aah! 785 01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:29,704 I I love to go swimming with bow-legged women I 786 01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:43,927 Yoo-hoo, over here! 787 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:46,387 Boo! 788 01:02:53,019 --> 01:02:54,019 Over here! 789 01:02:56,398 --> 01:02:57,398 - Yoo-hoo! 790 01:03:04,531 --> 01:03:07,492 Over here. 791 01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:47,031 - You played great today. 792 01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:48,634 - I couldn't believe it. - Well, thank you. 793 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,035 - I was impressed. - You did too. 794 01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:52,203 - Hey, where is everybody, anyway? 795 01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,432 - I don't know, but I'm gonna go take a quick shower 796 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:56,541 and I'll meet you back in 10 minutes. 797 01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:57,875 - Can I come watch? 798 01:03:58,084 --> 01:03:59,084 - Oh, gosh. 799 01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:26,613 I the rain, the rain, the rain I 800 01:04:26,946 --> 01:04:30,575 I puts the fear of god in my brain I 801 01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:34,662 I the light rips through the sky at night I 802 01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:39,501 I from each side I 803 01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:42,545 I and the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound I 804 01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:47,675 I puts the fear of god in my heart and my mind I 805 01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:13,076 I infinite grace I 806 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:14,410 - who's there? 807 01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:16,871 Is anyone here? 808 01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:29,926 I nothing changed and the fear of god I 809 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:31,928 - gordy, is that you? 810 01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:57,537 - Hey, Vicky! 811 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,040 Vicky! 812 01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:06,503 Vicky! 813 01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:13,594 Vicky? 814 01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:18,475 Vicky, where are you? 815 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:21,269 God, I'm always looking for you. 816 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,360 Vicky? 817 01:06:33,865 --> 01:06:35,909 Vicky? 818 01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:37,535 Oh my god! 819 01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:41,414 Jesus Christ! 820 01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:49,881 Help! Oh, Jesus Christ! 821 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:54,260 What the hell? 822 01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:56,638 Oops, not that way. 823 01:06:56,971 --> 01:06:57,971 Not that way. 824 01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:06,314 I what you don't know won't hurt you I 825 01:07:06,648 --> 01:07:08,233 I but what you don't see might kill I 826 01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:10,443 I there's a maniac on the streets at night I 827 01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:12,904 I looking for some kind of thrill I 828 01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:15,532 Nuh-uh, not that way, either! 829 01:07:17,659 --> 01:07:19,786 I he's a cold-blooded killer with an attitude I 830 01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:21,305 I and he's really out of sight I 831 01:07:21,329 --> 01:07:22,723 Where are you going? Where are you going? 832 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:24,666 I 'cause he's invisible, man of destruction I 833 01:07:24,999 --> 01:07:26,679 I don't you know he got a one-track mind I 834 01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:28,461 I invisible, he's a smooth operator I 835 01:07:28,795 --> 01:07:29,420 I and he's gonna take his own sweet time. I 836 01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:31,256 You missed. Missed again. 837 01:07:31,589 --> 01:07:32,589 I he's invisible I 838 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:35,218 Damn! Damn! 839 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:38,471 I invisible, he got a bad reputation I 840 01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:39,805 Wrong turn. 841 01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:43,518 Missed, missed, missed, missed! 842 01:07:44,936 --> 01:07:45,520 - Let go! 843 01:07:45,853 --> 01:07:47,021 Come here. 844 01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:47,855 I got you. 845 01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:49,732 Ooh, watch your head. 846 01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:53,486 Oof, did you take a fall? 847 01:07:56,823 --> 01:07:58,241 - Missed! - Where are you? 848 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:05,665 I better lock your windows and your doors I 849 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:08,001 I and stay inside tonight I 850 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,044 I because there's evil in the frozen air I 851 01:08:10,378 --> 01:08:12,088 I with a wicked appetite I 852 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:14,549 Whoa! Not so fast! 853 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:16,801 - What the fuck? 854 01:08:17,135 --> 01:08:19,335 I you can always see right through him I 855 01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:21,180 I as if he wasn't there I 856 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:23,594 A swing and a miss, and a swing and a miss. 857 01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:27,854 I invisible, he's a smooth operator I 858 01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:28,813 Watch your head. 859 01:08:29,147 --> 01:08:30,827 I and he's gonna take his own sweet time I 860 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:32,900 I invisible, and if you don't believe it I 861 01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:34,874 I I think you're gonna change your mind I 862 01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:36,422 I invisible, he got a bad reputation I 863 01:08:36,446 --> 01:08:38,489 - come on, you son of a bitch! 864 01:08:42,201 --> 01:08:43,202 I give up! I give up! 865 01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:45,038 No, nobody gives up. 866 01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:46,371 - Okay, I give up! 867 01:09:02,722 --> 01:09:04,682 Basic law of physics! 868 01:09:05,016 --> 01:09:07,101 What goes up must come down. 869 01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:25,203 - Come on. The coast is clear. 870 01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:28,831 - This is Ms. Cello's office. What if she walks in? 871 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,165 - She won't. 872 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,711 - Chet, this is so dangerous. 873 01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:35,045 - Remember. 874 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:39,384 Without risk, there can be no love. 875 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:09,122 I you seem like someone I know I 876 01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:14,669 I you are familiar to me I 877 01:10:15,670 --> 01:10:19,590 I you've got a song on your heart I 878 01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:24,721 I the melody of the nightingale is you I 879 01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:32,270 I I've known you somewhere before I 880 01:10:32,979 --> 01:10:37,900 I now I want to know you some more I 881 01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:42,488 I you've got a song on your heart I 882 01:10:42,822 --> 01:10:47,618 I the melody of the nightingale is you I 883 01:10:49,996 --> 01:10:54,917 I each day is a wonder I 884 01:10:55,251 --> 01:11:00,173 I each night is a lifetime I 885 01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:06,095 I each dream passing through my mind I 886 01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:11,225 I feels like someone loving me I 887 01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:17,106 iah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah I 888 01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:23,738 I ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I 889 01:11:27,492 --> 01:11:29,692 - you know, we really shouldn't be doing this in school. 890 01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:31,412 I mean, it's so risky. 891 01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:33,998 - Yeah, but that's what makes it more fun. 892 01:11:34,332 --> 01:11:36,793 - You're such a daredevil, Chet. 893 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:40,378 Chet? 894 01:11:41,088 --> 01:11:42,088 - Yeah? 895 01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:46,344 - When are you gonna ask me to marry you? 896 01:11:46,677 --> 01:11:49,096 - Oh, come on. Don't go getting any bright ideas, bunny. 897 01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:51,140 I'm not ready for marriage yet. 898 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:53,726 - Yeah, but we're in love. 899 01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:55,853 - Yeah, and let's keep it that way. 900 01:11:56,187 --> 01:11:57,706 I mean, my parents got married in high school, 901 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:58,940 and now they're divorced. 902 01:11:59,273 --> 01:12:01,400 - That would never happen to us. 903 01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:05,363 - That's what they said and now they hate each other. 904 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:06,696 We're in love. 905 01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:10,368 Let's just take it nice and easy. 906 01:12:11,744 --> 01:12:13,287 - All right. 907 01:12:13,621 --> 01:12:15,623 You're so sensible. 908 01:12:15,957 --> 01:12:18,918 I guess that's why I love you so much. 909 01:12:20,127 --> 01:12:23,172 - Come on. Let's get dressed before Ms. Cello comes back. 910 01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:24,506 - Okay. 911 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,959 - I'll be right back. I gotta get my sweater, okay? 912 01:13:42,293 --> 01:13:43,920 - All right. Hurry up. 913 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:47,589 Girls. 914 01:14:12,073 --> 01:14:13,073 - No, Chet! 915 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:17,995 Chet, come quick! 916 01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:22,959 - What is it? What? 917 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:23,960 Jesus Christ. 918 01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:26,337 - Who could have done this? 919 01:14:27,254 --> 01:14:29,590 - Henry. Henry did it. 920 01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:30,591 I thought he was crazy, 921 01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:32,927 but I never thought he'd go this far. 922 01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:35,304 God, this is horrible. 923 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:37,974 Let's get out of here. 924 01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:45,773 - Oh, no! 925 01:14:46,107 --> 01:14:47,107 Oh, Chet! 926 01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:51,404 Oh my god! Please, Chet, do something! 927 01:14:51,737 --> 01:14:54,782 - I'll do something. I'll kill this son of a bitch. 928 01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:09,254 Ah, my arm! 929 01:15:09,547 --> 01:15:10,798 Somebody's got my arm! 930 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:12,132 Son of a bitch! 931 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:13,819 Pick on somebody your own size! 932 01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:14,843 - Oh my god, Chet! 933 01:15:15,094 --> 01:15:16,894 Oh, so you want to get into the act? 934 01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:19,807 - Help me! There's somebody on top of me! 935 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,518 - Bunny, get up! 936 01:15:23,644 --> 01:15:24,830 - There's somebody on top of me! 937 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:26,689 - Come on! There's nothing on top of you! 938 01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:28,941 - Help! Get him off of me! 939 01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:30,875 - There's nothing on top of you! Get up! 940 01:15:50,588 --> 01:15:54,258 - Oh, come on. - You swing like a girl. 941 01:15:54,592 --> 01:15:55,634 Missed, missed! 942 01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:00,638 Oh, my nose! 943 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,227 - Chet, over there! 944 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:06,771 That's his blood! 945 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:12,068 - Come on! 946 01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:13,611 Come on! 947 01:16:16,697 --> 01:16:17,697 - Oh my god. 948 01:16:18,616 --> 01:16:19,616 - Come on! 949 01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:32,046 Die! Die, you son of a bitch! 950 01:16:32,379 --> 01:16:33,464 Die! 951 01:16:33,798 --> 01:16:35,466 - Die, die! - Chet, look! 952 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:36,800 - What? 953 01:16:43,474 --> 01:16:44,474 - Mr. Smith? 954 01:16:45,893 --> 01:16:50,272 - 'Tis I, your friendly neighborhood invisible maniac. 955 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:51,606 But why? 956 01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:52,774 - Why not? 957 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:56,654 Damn! No more serum! 958 01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:18,675 No! 959 01:17:46,537 --> 01:17:50,916 The serum has brought out the best and the worst in me. 960 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:53,586 Ah, the beauty of being invisible. 961 01:17:53,919 --> 01:17:58,716 Neurotransmitters firing nothing by pure sexual energy. 962 01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:01,802 I've never felt stronger, 963 01:18:02,136 --> 01:18:04,138 but it's time to move on. 964 01:18:04,471 --> 01:18:06,182 Too many nubile, young students 965 01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:10,978 who haven't had a chance to meet the irresistible Dr. Smith. 966 01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:39,715 Chet, you're still alive. 967 01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:43,052 - How astute of you, Dr. Dornwinkle. 968 01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:44,887 - How did you know my last name? 969 01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:47,264 - I read it in the funny papers. 970 01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:49,475 - Life lesson number one. 971 01:18:51,185 --> 01:18:53,687 Never believe everything you read in the newspapers. 972 01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:55,606 - Thanks for the tip! 973 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:57,233 Now, prepare to die. 974 01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:59,401 - Life lesson number two. 975 01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:02,404 Never threaten the invisible maniac. 976 01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:16,210 Ha! 977 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:25,469 - Where are you, you jerk? 978 01:19:25,803 --> 01:19:26,971 Come out! 979 01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:28,704 Over here, football star! 980 01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:30,349 - Die, you invisible jerk! 981 01:19:36,355 --> 01:19:37,690 Surprise! 982 01:19:48,659 --> 01:19:50,869 Here, let me give you a hand. 983 01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:58,419 No! No! 984 01:19:58,752 --> 01:19:59,837 Don't touch that! 985 01:20:00,170 --> 01:20:01,170 No! 986 01:20:02,339 --> 01:20:05,718 No! 987 01:20:06,927 --> 01:20:07,927 Get over here! 988 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:12,807 God damn it. 989 01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:19,565 Come on! 990 01:20:19,898 --> 01:20:21,066 Get over here! 991 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,044 - Get over here. - Come on and fight me! 992 01:20:23,068 --> 01:20:24,713 - Where are you? - Come on! Fight me! 993 01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:25,737 Where are you? 994 01:20:33,370 --> 01:20:34,038 Open up! Police! 995 01:20:34,371 --> 01:20:35,640 Come here! Where are you? 996 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:36,290 Open up! 997 01:20:36,623 --> 01:20:37,291 Open the door right now, or we'll break it down! 998 01:20:37,624 --> 01:20:38,744 Fight me! Come on! 999 01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:40,161 Police! Open up! 1000 01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:41,461 Police! Open up! 1001 01:20:54,099 --> 01:20:56,435 - Holy Jesus. Look at that. 1002 01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:59,104 - It looks like this is the place. 1003 01:20:59,438 --> 01:21:00,998 - Looks like dornwinkle saved this city 1004 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:02,983 a long, expensive trial. 1005 01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:05,778 - That anonymous tip paid off. 1006 01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:07,111 - Sure did. 1007 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:09,281 - Dornwinkle, you bastard. 1008 01:21:09,615 --> 01:21:10,633 Why didn't you think of doing this 1009 01:21:10,657 --> 01:21:12,826 before you killed all those kids? 1010 01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:15,954 - What would make somebody blow their head off like that? 1011 01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:38,727 Station 2, this is 3 Charles. 1012 01:21:39,061 --> 01:21:40,521 We've got a suicide. 1013 01:22:08,882 --> 01:22:09,508 - Good evening. 1014 01:22:09,842 --> 01:22:12,177 I'm Tammy Edwards and here's our top story tonight. 1015 01:22:12,511 --> 01:22:14,151 Dr. Kevin dornwinkle, the noted scientist 1016 01:22:14,430 --> 01:22:15,722 who recently escaped from 1017 01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:17,936 the state institution for the criminally insane, 1018 01:22:18,225 --> 01:22:21,145 committed suicide today in a bizarre turn of events. 1019 01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:23,105 Under the alias of Dr. Kevin Smith, 1020 01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:24,719 dornwinkle taught summer physics 1021 01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,275 to a group of high school students 1022 01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:28,277 before systematically killing them off, 1023 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:31,405 one by one, along with the principal, carmelita cello. 1024 01:22:31,738 --> 01:22:33,615 Dornwinkle's final murder was his own 1025 01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:35,367 by fatal gunshot to the face. 1026 01:22:35,701 --> 01:22:36,701 Dornwinkle was... 1027 01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:00,767 I what you don't know won't hurt you I 1028 01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:02,895 I but what you don't see might kill I 1029 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:05,189 I there's a maniac on the streets at night I 1030 01:23:05,522 --> 01:23:07,357 I looking for some kind of thrill I 1031 01:23:07,691 --> 01:23:11,528 I he don't cast no reflections or shadows in the night I 1032 01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:14,156 I he's a cold-blooded killer with an attitude I 1033 01:23:14,490 --> 01:23:17,701 I and he's really out of sight, 'cause he's invisible I 1034 01:23:18,035 --> 01:23:19,035 I man of destruction I 1035 01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:20,954 I don't you know he got a one-track mind I 1036 01:23:21,288 --> 01:23:23,248 I invisible, he's a smooth operator I 1037 01:23:23,582 --> 01:23:25,501 I and he's gonna take his own sweet time I 1038 01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:27,586 I invisible, and if you don't believe it I 1039 01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:29,713 I I think you're gonna change your mind I 1040 01:23:30,047 --> 01:23:32,174 I invisible, he got a bad reputation I 1041 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:34,343 I if you want him to, he can rock your brain I 1042 01:23:58,075 --> 01:24:00,452 I better lock your windows and your doors I 1043 01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:02,412 I and stay inside tonight I 1044 01:24:02,746 --> 01:24:04,748 I because there's evil in the frozen air I 1045 01:24:05,082 --> 01:24:06,917 I with a wicked appetite I 1046 01:24:07,251 --> 01:24:11,296 I his mode is not transparent, but he don't really care I 1047 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,799 I you can always see right through him I 1048 01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:17,219 I as if he wasn't there, 'cause he's invisible. I 1049 01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:18,553 I man of destruction I 1050 01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:20,847 I don't you know he got a one-track mind I 1051 01:24:21,181 --> 01:24:23,016 I invisible, he's a smooth operator I 1052 01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:25,030 I and he's gonna take his own sweet time I 1053 01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:27,229 I invisible, and if you don't believe it I 1054 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:29,565 I I think you're gonna change your mind I 1055 01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:31,733 I invisible, he got a bad reputation I 1056 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:34,027 I if you want him to, he can rock your brain I 1057 01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:41,117 No, no! 1058 01:25:24,369 --> 01:25:26,288 I yes, he's invisible I 1059 01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:30,626 I man of destruction, don't you know he got a one-track mind I