1 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:23,315 Previously on Star Trek Strange New Worlds... 2 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:24,899 Let it go, Beto. You can hang with me. 3 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,986 That seems like a plan to me. 4 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,736 What's happened to me? Whoever did this 5 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,447 seems to have made you human. 6 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,658 Listen to me. We can't change him back. 7 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,409 But we already know who can. Kerkhovians. 8 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,744 The Judge Advocate General is looking into the case. 9 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,080 Vice Admiral Pasalk. 10 00:00:38,162 --> 00:00:40,666 Relationships can be difficult. 11 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:44,210 I feel things differently, bigger. 12 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:46,463 I am glad to see you 13 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,465 and Lieutenant Noonien-Singh spending more time together. 14 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:51,217 She is an excellent dance instructor. 15 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,553 That, too. 16 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:05,608 First officer's log, stardate 3111.1. 17 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:08,569 Enterprise is heading to the Purmantee system. 18 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:11,195 Our destination? Purmantee III. 19 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,907 A well-known vacation spot, where the crew will be given 20 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:16,200 three days of much-needed shore leave. 21 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,455 I, however, plan to work. 22 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,624 You're staying on the ship, why? 23 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,541 To do my job. 24 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:26,377 You of all people know how I like to get work done when it's quiet. 25 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,963 And yet, last month you said you needed a vacation. 26 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,925 I never said that. 27 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:34,178 Port Galley. Greerian cocktails. 28 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,471 You had three. 29 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:36,888 No, I didn't. 30 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,056 I had five. 31 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,265 What changed? 32 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,643 You avoiding something on Purmantee III? 33 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:42,894 Or someone? 34 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:44,396 I didn't...That wasn't... 35 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:45,856 I'm not... 36 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:47,816 No one is someone there. 37 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,109 Is this seat taken? 38 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,569 Of course, you can... Can't. 39 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:53,696 You can't sit. 40 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:57,533 Lieutenant Commander Chin-Riley and I are... debriefing. 41 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:58,786 Debriefing. 42 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,329 Well... Yes. 43 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,123 Because we need to eat. But also to debrief. 44 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,375 It's an eating and debriefing kind of thing. 45 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,462 It is not sufficiently private for a standard debriefing. 46 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,298 You're right. Are you questioning your commander? 47 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:15,677 I will sit elsewhere. 48 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,975 What is going on with you two? 49 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,727 I don't know. It's... 50 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,731 We're casual, but we're dating, and I... 51 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,233 and we promised we wouldn't make things weird. 52 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,235 But I just made it so weird. 53 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,070 Yes, you did. Why? 54 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:36,824 Why aren't you taking shore leave? 55 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,919 Oh! Aah! 56 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:51,171 Did I cheat on you in a dream or something? 57 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,755 Oh, come on. I was mad at you for two minutes 58 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,257 one time, get over it. 59 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,093 Dr. M'Benga seems to think that I'm medically stable. 60 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,388 Despite my superior punching ability. 61 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,180 Yeah, well, if you're that strong, 62 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,809 I'd say we should hit the Northern Territory on Purmantee III. 63 00:03:03,891 --> 00:03:05,768 No camping. I can camp. 64 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:09,272 You can stay in the lovely, peaceful hotel nearby. 65 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:14,027 Uh-huh. Vice Admiral Pasalk is going to be on-planet. 66 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:16,404 Your old boss. I don't like that guy. 67 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,449 You don't like that guy. Why do we care he's nearby? 68 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:22,453 Chris, come on, he's difficult. And we don't always agree. 69 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,748 But he's good at his job. And I am, too. 70 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,750 You want to go back to work. 71 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:29,835 They're not gonna let me captain a ship yet, 72 00:03:29,917 --> 00:03:32,378 but I can return to court. 73 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:33,714 I just need to convince Pasalk. 74 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,048 And how you gonna do that? 75 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:38,302 Dinner, here. 76 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:41,513 This is where I could use your help. Okay. 77 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:43,432 Captain Pike, 78 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:44,975 we've just received a critical message, 79 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:46,393 from the Vulcans. 80 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,315 The Vulcan High Command has reached out to us 81 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,524 about a situation on the planet of Tezaar. 82 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:57,070 A planet with... complications for us. 83 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,740 The Tezaarians are not yet members of the Federation. 84 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:02,242 They, in fact, do not yet have warp technology. 85 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:05,328 Which puts us on the other side of the Prime Directive. 86 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,914 Starfleet cannot help them directly, 87 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,832 as the Tezaarians are not yet aware of our existence. 88 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,001 That is not, however, true of the Vulcans. 89 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:14,003 The Vulcans have relations with them? 90 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,964 Isn't that also against the Prime Directive? 91 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:19,050 It is. And it is not. 92 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:21,470 You're usually a little bit more descriptive 93 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:22,888 in your descriptions, Spock. 94 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,807 One hundred percent true. 95 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,225 Up top! 96 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,522 You do know what this is, yes? 97 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,277 The Vulcans made contact with the Tezaarians 98 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,363 before the founding of the Federation. 99 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:42,365 Prime loophole. Huh? 100 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,493 But the Vulcans were the engineers 101 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:47,621 of pre-warp prohibitions. Why would they do that? 102 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,747 Several hundred years ago, the Vulcans rescued Tezaar 103 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:52,166 from annihilation due to planetary collapse. 104 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:55,002 They provided them with technology to sustain themselves, 105 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:57,506 including a nuclear-based method of powering their entire world. 106 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:59,382 The energy system needs to be fixed. 107 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,092 Or it will overload, 108 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:02,885 a planetwide nuclear meltdown. 109 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,888 Why don't the Vulcans just fix it? 110 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,140 They are too far away. 111 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:07,723 By the time any of them reach the planet, 112 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:08,808 it would be too late. 113 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:11,227 I'm guessing we're the only ones close enough to save them. 114 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,895 You would be correct. 115 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,691 But to do so without violating the Prime Directive... 116 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,109 We have to appear Vulcan. 117 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:19,485 It is slightly more complicated than that, Captain. 118 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,529 Although pre-warp, their scanning technology 119 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,614 is very advanced. 120 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,993 Any superficial disguise would be instantly detected. 121 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:28,203 So you're saying... 122 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:31,330 We have to become Vulcan. 123 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,208 Indeed. 124 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,295 I was able to jury-rig the Kerkhovian serum 125 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:38,921 that turned human Spock back into a Vulcan. 126 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:42,467 Should be able to do the same for us, only in reverse. 127 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,260 The sensory change 128 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,388 is brief, the feeling is instantaneous. 129 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:47,930 I will guide you through the sensation 130 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,808 until you are acclimated, which should not take long. 131 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,809 Physical adjustments follow soon after. 132 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:53,895 I would suggest a deep breath. 133 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,773 By the time you reach three, it should be over. 134 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,944 One, two... 135 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,572 ...three. 136 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,712 My emotions feel... 137 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,296 Overwhelming! 138 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,549 Oh, I cannot handle... 139 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,052 This is too much. 140 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,514 You don't feel anything? 141 00:06:30,097 --> 00:06:31,183 Nope. 142 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:33,143 And to be honest, I'm a little jealous. 143 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,519 That looked like fun. 144 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,988 This feeling is unusual. 145 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,990 My perception has increased. 146 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,911 Everything I once found dull now seems to be... 147 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,580 Fascinating. 148 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,459 Oh, poop. 149 00:06:57,541 --> 00:07:00,295 I wonder if the serum did not work on you 150 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,630 because you're Lanthanite. 151 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:05,759 Honestly, I had the same problem with LSD 152 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:08,220 in the 1960s 153 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,471 and the 1990s 154 00:07:10,554 --> 00:07:12,140 and last July. 155 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,475 Hmm. 156 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:16,269 Since Pelia cannot become Vulcan, I can cover her part of the mission. 157 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:20,398 And I suppose I can direct you from the bridge. 158 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:24,403 Five Vulcans should be more than enough down there. 159 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:26,696 Four and one half. 160 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,447 Spock is only half-Vulcan. 161 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,157 Whereas the four of us... 162 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:32,076 Are fully Vulcan. 163 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,454 Is that not logical, Spock? 164 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,588 Indeed. It is. 165 00:07:52,596 --> 00:07:54,808 Come on, come on 166 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:58,854 Come on, come on 167 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,356 One, two, three, ah 168 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,654 Ha, ha, ha 169 00:08:14,618 --> 00:08:17,289 One, two, three, ah 170 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,377 Wow. 171 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,588 Your ears are so pointy. 172 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:30,052 Number One, four-and-one-half Vulcans to beam down. 173 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:31,678 Energize. 174 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,932 Status report. Mitchell? 175 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,643 They've entered the structure. That was fast. 176 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,895 All areas inside the structure are secured. 177 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,606 This will likely take a few hours. 178 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,232 There's a very complex... 179 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,526 Radiation normal. 180 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,320 What? Already? 181 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,947 Enterprise, the energy system is now repaired. 182 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:55,659 All atomic levels are nominal. 183 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:58,872 The energy source is functioning perfectly. 184 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:00,706 You sound upset. 185 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:01,958 Well, yeah. 186 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,752 They're making me look bad. 187 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,296 We have completed the mission. 188 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,838 You may return us to Enterprise. 189 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,841 Hmm. Thought this would be a bit more exciting, 190 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:12,385 but whatever. 191 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:13,677 Hello, shore leave. 192 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,937 They haven't even broken into a sweat. 193 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:23,979 Welcome back. 194 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,775 I believe we will still be able to reach Purmantee III 195 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:28,859 within expected travel parameters. 196 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,112 I am almost disappointed not to be able to take 197 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:34,741 further advantage of my temporary Vulcan abilities. 198 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:39,245 Agreed. My communication style has never been so efficient. 199 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:41,247 How was the mission for you, Mr. Spock? 200 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,706 Ironic, 201 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,125 as I was constantly reminded 202 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,752 that I was, logically, the least Vulcan member present. 203 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,296 Don't worry. 204 00:09:50,005 --> 00:09:51,674 That's about to change. 205 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,635 Any second now. 206 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:04,895 Hmm. 207 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,731 Nurse Chapel, 208 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,317 what was that subvocalization? 209 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:11,695 What do you see? 210 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,237 For reasons unknown, 211 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,781 the Kerkhovian serum does not appear to be working. 212 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:20,619 It appears that we will remain Vulcans 213 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,080 indefinitely. 214 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:30,713 Space. 215 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,383 The final frontier. 216 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,473 These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. 217 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,684 Its five-year mission, 218 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,062 to explore strange new worlds... 219 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,317 to seek out new life 220 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,986 and new civilizations, 221 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:59,742 to boldly go where no one has gone before. 222 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,986 First officer's log, supplemental. 223 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,364 While our mission to Tezaar was a success, 224 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,658 the Kerkhovian cure has proved more... complicated. 225 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,536 Because they derived the serum 226 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,955 from Spock's perceived experiences, 227 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,206 it has left our crew in a kind of logical state 228 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,460 that normally takes Vulcans years to develop socially. 229 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,754 So, we honestly don't know how to reverse this. 230 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,924 I will need some time to reexamine the Kerkhovian serum. 231 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,466 Nurse Chapel now has unique abilities 232 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,885 she did not have before, 233 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,679 which will help her greatly with her work. 234 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,348 The science behind the serum is complex. 235 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,726 As a human, it is likely I made an error. 236 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,770 As a Vulcan, I have a higher probability of success. 237 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,440 It is one thing to be both Vulcan and human, 238 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,359 but your new state will bring new struggles to you all. 239 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,278 Perhaps it is better if we remain confined to quarters. 240 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,322 I do not believe that is a logical assessment. 241 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,906 We have already been determined as mission-capable. 242 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,159 Surely, dealing with our own personal lives 243 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,161 during shore leave is well within our abilities? 244 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,747 Even prior to this change, 245 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,581 I was the person best assessed 246 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,625 to deal with our transformation back. 247 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,044 Is that not logical? 248 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,718 It is technically logical. 249 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:30,976 Dr. M'Benga, what is your assessment of the situation? 250 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,190 Maybe it's better they stay on the ship 251 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,398 for the time being. Yes. 252 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,859 Just in case. 253 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,778 For your safety. 254 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,247 Wow. 255 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,460 You look so... Vulcan? 256 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,044 Because I am Vulcan now. 257 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:58,671 Yeah, I can see that. 258 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,174 Thank you for organizing my trip. 259 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,926 I'm sorry I wasn't able to schedule it earlier. 260 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,929 I recognized that you were incapable of organizing it for yourself. 261 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,098 That is why I made sure your travel was taken care of. 262 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,559 Uh, thank you, again. But then I realized, 263 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,395 perhaps you did not make any arrangements 264 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,606 because you do not wish for us to get to know each other better. 265 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,025 Oh, no, I do, it's just, you know, after the documentary, 266 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,736 I got so busy with editing and... When we last saw each other, 267 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,030 you inquired if I would be interested in a date. 268 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,906 I answered in the affirmative, and yet, 269 00:14:25,989 --> 00:14:27,742 you did not make any preparations. Right, 270 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,953 I'm sorry, I just... I just thought we could wing it. 271 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,289 It is not ideal to "wing" a first date. 272 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,208 Their entire purpose is to determine the likely success of a relationship. 273 00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:38,711 Oh, I think we... I think we have great potential. 274 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,755 Then we should discuss the genuine problem 275 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,174 at the center of our potential relationship. 276 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,008 Problem? We have a problem? 277 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:46,635 Can we fix it? 278 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,763 You are willing to make the necessary adjustments? 279 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,807 Yeah, of course, if it'll make you happier. 280 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,599 Excellent. Follow me. 281 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:55,937 Now? Yeah. 282 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,856 Wait. Nyota. Just... Nyota. 283 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,361 Lieutenant Kirk. 284 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,281 Very good to see you again, sir. 285 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,241 "Sir"? Scotty, come on. 286 00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:10,409 How about just "Jim"? 287 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:13,788 Okay, uh, Jim? 288 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,289 I think we're on a first-name basis 289 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,041 after you saved my ass the last time we saw each other. 290 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,755 So, what brings you to Enterprise? 291 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,424 Oh, Farragut's nearby, being repaired. 292 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,133 We're still short a nacelle. 293 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,385 Sorry about that. Anyway, I figured I'd pop up 294 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,096 and try to get my brother into some trouble. 295 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,557 Uh, Sam has, I'm afraid, already left. 296 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,101 He went down to the planet to do some solo hiking. 297 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,603 Oh, that's all right. 298 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:39,314 I have other friends on this ship. How about you? 299 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,275 You want to join me for a drink? Me? Uh... 300 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,653 Uh, yeah, sure. Er... 301 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,405 Sounds cool, yeah. 302 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,616 Oh, and, um, let's invite La'An, too. 303 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,909 Oh... If she hasn't already... 304 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:57,581 She's still technically here, for the most part. Er... 305 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,046 What are you doing, exactly? I already cleaned up. 306 00:16:04,671 --> 00:16:06,799 Yes, and now I'm doing so thoroughly. 307 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,054 Now I perceive a concern about me. 308 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,682 I'm used to worrying about Admiral Pasalk being too Vulcan, 309 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,143 not you. 310 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,645 And yet, you are far better prepared 311 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,773 to deal with Pasalk than you were before. 312 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,817 As a Vulcan, I am uniquely able 313 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,984 to perceive any potential issue with him. 314 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:30,114 Hence the double cleaning. 315 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,284 I am just adding an attention to Vulcan detail. 316 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,831 As a Vulcan, I am more capable of ensuring that the food, 317 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,708 the room we will eat in, 318 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,710 even the feeling of the quarters... Oh! 319 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,255 ...is more comfortable to Vulcans. 320 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,713 When I was a human, 321 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,468 I understood only a fraction of Vulcan perception. 322 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,135 The room is far too cluttered, 323 00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:54,806 the kitchen is insufficiently clean 324 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,974 and the smell in here is far too... 325 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:01,020 strong. What, what smell? 326 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,314 Human smell. 327 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,901 Very unpleasant to Vulcans, believe me. 328 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,402 Better to remove them 329 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:11,239 than to try to get Pasalk to tolerate the odor. 330 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:14,284 Does it really smell all that bad? 331 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,702 You cannot perceive it. 332 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,496 Just... be grateful. 333 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,172 Nurse Chapel, may I speak to... Stop. 334 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,675 Eye protection. 335 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,354 Hmm. 336 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,650 That is related to the Kerkhovian serum 337 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,860 you have been working on? That is over there. 338 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,654 This is one of five additional experiments 339 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,322 I've been running at the same time. 340 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,781 Six total? 341 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,326 I thought it was only five. 342 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,036 Seven. 343 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,288 The one on gravitational metrics is merely a side project. 344 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,417 Seems it might be taxing for you 345 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,754 to be doing so much work at the same time. 346 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,505 Not in the least. 347 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,258 The Vulcan mind has fewer constraints 348 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,510 and does not require rest. 349 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,928 With the extra processing, 350 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,056 there is far more that I can get done. 351 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,848 Admittedly, there is some genuine excitement 352 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,391 when you become lost in your work. 353 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,978 It is as if I finally understand 354 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,438 what your life has been like, Mr. Spock. 355 00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:27,732 So much... 356 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,484 science. 357 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,655 It is a new world for me. 358 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,489 Indeed. 359 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:36,823 All the same, 360 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:40,536 I wonder if it might be better for you to slow down a little. 361 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,121 Doctor, I anticipate only a few more hours 362 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,500 before the Kerkhovian solution will be complete. 363 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,000 I must use my Vulcan abilities. 364 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,379 to maximum advantage while I have them. 365 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,255 Go away. 366 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,008 Now. 367 00:18:58,261 --> 00:19:01,015 So, do you feel all that different? 368 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,641 I am considerably different. 369 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,687 Vulcan logic has completely changed the way 370 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,104 that I perceive everything. 371 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,189 Well, how did you see it before? 372 00:19:09,272 --> 00:19:11,067 It is curious. 373 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,609 I find it utterly fascinating 374 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,279 that there is so much uncontested space out there. 375 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,781 Space that is wasted. 376 00:19:18,573 --> 00:19:21,369 Space that is merely there for the taking. 377 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:25,498 I mean, there is a lot of space. 378 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,208 Hence the name. 379 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,876 But should we actually take it? We must. 380 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,505 Oh. Okay. 381 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,381 If we do not, who else will? 382 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,510 Someone we might have to destroy if it came to it. 383 00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:40,178 Destroy, you say? 384 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,472 Along those lines. 385 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,975 I have been examining the weapons systems on the ship, 386 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,853 a crucial part of my job. 387 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,562 Now that I am Vulcan, 388 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,480 I am filled with questions. 389 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,108 What sort of questions? 390 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,026 The ones that would be answered by you showing me 391 00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,487 the ship's power supply system on your PADD. 392 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,781 Oh, it's sort of full of highly secure data, 393 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,701 not to be shared with anyone... 394 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,161 Except, 395 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,912 you are technically my boss. 396 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,749 Erm, here you go. 397 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,296 Hey, Scotty, let's grab some drinks. 398 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,755 La'An, you want one? 399 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,218 Okay. 400 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,886 Erm... 401 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,932 You know, I got to say, La'An's behavior 402 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,392 isn't really like any form of Vulcan I've seen before. 403 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,062 It's not? No, she seems aggressive, 404 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,396 manipulative, 405 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,566 like she wants to find a way to take control. 406 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,068 I don't really know enough about Vulcans to tell the difference. 407 00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,696 I just figured La'An is scary and that hasn't changed. 408 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,697 Should we be concerned about her questions? 409 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,784 La'An may be intimidating, 410 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,036 but she'd never break any rules, you know? 411 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,246 She just stole your PADD. 412 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,125 Oh... 413 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,918 I should have seen that coming. 414 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,337 Then, can you help me find her? 415 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,047 Please? I can't let people know I've lost that. 416 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,092 Thanks. 417 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,761 Captain Pike to Number One. 418 00:21:03,386 --> 00:21:07,015 Please bring the senior staff to the ready room, immediately. 419 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,438 Captain. 420 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,109 Where are the chairs? 421 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,317 Chairs are inefficient. 422 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,568 This meeting will be brief. 423 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,987 And loud. 424 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,739 May I ask what it is concerning? 425 00:21:22,697 --> 00:21:24,826 I have repaired the Kerkhovian serum. 426 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,369 Ah. Good news. 427 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,579 Kind of a relief. Indeed. 428 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,541 However, Uhura, Chapel, 429 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,208 La'An and I have spoken about the matter 430 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,836 and we have come to a decision. 431 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,129 What decision? 432 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,130 Turning back into humans would be illogical. 433 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,215 We have chosen to remain Vulcans. 434 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:41,717 Permanently. 435 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:58,234 You're completely changing how we do everything on the ship? 436 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,317 I am the captain. 437 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,610 That is my prerogative. 438 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,071 But instead of day and night, 439 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,906 you want us to change out 440 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,159 14 different times 441 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,744 with officers alternating rotation every... 442 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,829 42 minutes. 443 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,207 Except for five specific intervals. 444 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,834 Did you even read the instructions I sent? 445 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,003 As your first officer, 446 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,754 it's my job to advise you 447 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,214 to not completely change the way we do things here. 448 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:22,465 Noted. 449 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,343 Yet I have made a logical choice. 450 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,427 You have not. 451 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,053 Should I even bother trying to argue with you? 452 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,223 You would lose. You are dismissed, Number One. 453 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,187 So we're safe to speak here? 454 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,857 Pelia's quarters have been technologically modified 455 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,400 to avoid detection. 456 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,776 Scans have no idea what's inside here. 457 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,946 I like to live off-the-grid. 458 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:47,324 It's better no one know what I do in my own time, 459 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:50,077 or with whom or what. 460 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,536 Pike is still captain. 461 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,413 He won't like us conspiring against him. 462 00:22:53,496 --> 00:22:54,832 We are not conspiring. 463 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:57,042 We are... lightly plotting. 464 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,501 We need options. 465 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,421 Captain Pike may be a Vulcan, 466 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,131 but that should not prohibit him from performing his duties. 467 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,217 Spock's right. 468 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,010 There's nothing physically or mentally wrong with Pike or, 469 00:23:07,093 --> 00:23:09,639 or any of them, and we can't force a serum on them. 470 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,932 But they didn't sign up to be permanent Vulcans. 471 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:13,600 Only temporary ones. 472 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,102 This is a fluke, right? 473 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,437 More like a "oopsie." 474 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,439 Unfortunately, their logic is sound. 475 00:23:19,522 --> 00:23:21,192 Any Vulcan would believe that being Vulcan 476 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,151 is the most logical thing one can do. 477 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,529 So you agree with them? 478 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,781 On the contrary, they have never expressed interest 479 00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,659 in being Vulcan prior to this event, 480 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,411 therefore this current conclusion goes against their own sense of self. 481 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:33,662 We assume. 482 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:37,416 If only we could speak to them without a Vulcan filter. 483 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,833 What if we did? 484 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,128 And they still wanted to stay Vulcan? 485 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:42,880 Then we honor that. 486 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:46,968 And accept the fact that they're now permanently 487 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:48,969 Vulcan jerks. 488 00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:50,930 No offense. 489 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,348 It is true. 490 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,099 Vulcans can be jerks. 491 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:59,104 I believe what we're discussing is connecting to their katras. 492 00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:01,899 They are still human at the core. 493 00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:04,734 Yes, but it is a risky matter. 494 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,696 If one does it incorrectly, 495 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,656 it could result in a catastrophic... 496 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,324 I believe your word was "oopsie." 497 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,203 Then I suggest we consider other methods of persuasion first. 498 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,329 Mm-hmm. 499 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:24,838 Lieutenant. 500 00:24:27,590 --> 00:24:29,302 Is there a security issue 501 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,052 in the Jefferies tube? Yes. 502 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,639 But soon the ship will be stronger, 503 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:35,890 more powerful, unstoppable. 504 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,147 You are not... 505 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,567 a typical Vulcan. 506 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,735 On a mission I am not permitted to discuss, 507 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:49,697 I learned of a certain element of Vulcan history 508 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:52,532 I am also not permitted to discuss. 509 00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:54,952 Intriguing. 510 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:58,163 On a mission I am not permitted to discuss, 511 00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:01,958 I too learned of a certain element of Vulcan history 512 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:05,796 that I also am not permitted to discuss. 513 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,839 Perhaps if we speak of it simultaneously. 514 00:25:07,922 --> 00:25:09,633 Romulans. 515 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,844 Is time travel 516 00:25:12,927 --> 00:25:15,097 involved in your experience? 517 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:18,224 I am not permitted to discuss. 518 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,560 Then perhaps this is the last 519 00:25:19,642 --> 00:25:21,270 we should speak of it. Agreed. 520 00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:27,526 Hi, favorite people, Mitchell brought back 521 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,654 sandwiches from Purmantee with the fries inside the sandwich? 522 00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:32,739 I told her to save you some, but she won't, so... 523 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:34,240 We have a full day. 524 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:36,202 After our meditation, 525 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,744 we should clean your quarters. 526 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,746 Indeed, I will adjust. 527 00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:42,500 We will still have time for poetry, followed by vegan soup. 528 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:45,336 Does "vegan" mean something different in Vulcan? 529 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:47,171 It does not. 530 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:50,715 Okay, cause I once watched Beto house four cheeseburgers 531 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,093 in under two minutes, and it was glorious. 532 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:57,181 Nyota has shown me that humans don't require animal protein. 533 00:25:57,932 --> 00:25:59,808 But bacon? Come on. 534 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,352 I will fight you about that. 535 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,772 I recognize your desire for a sibling quarrel, 536 00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:07,775 but I will not be engaging at this time. 537 00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:12,154 I can schedule it for later. 538 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,197 While I am here, I am focused on my time with Nyota. 539 00:26:21,037 --> 00:26:22,623 What the hell was that? 540 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,583 Wait a second, you're... 541 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:25,875 you're breaking up with me? 542 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,128 Yes. - What? 543 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,296 I can come back. No need. 544 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,881 Dr. Korby and I are done here. 545 00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:34,260 Christine, can we talk about this, please? 546 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:37,220 Why? Our relationship is illogical. 547 00:26:37,303 --> 00:26:40,015 The time I spend with you is wasted on romance. 548 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:42,392 Both of us should be focused on more important endeavors. 549 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:43,811 Romance is important. 550 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:46,062 For humans, perhaps. 551 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:48,649 Goodbye, Roger. Wait. Wait, wait! 552 00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:52,694 I am hoping to discuss your choice to remain Vulcan... 553 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,488 I am also breaking up with you. 554 00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:56,072 You have already done that. Indeed. 555 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,616 And you and La'An are a far more logical match. 556 00:26:58,701 --> 00:26:59,743 I... 557 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:01,953 What does that mean? 558 00:27:02,036 --> 00:27:05,166 Occasionally, two broken pieces fit together in the right way. 559 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,667 Like the ancient Earth practice of Kintsugi. 560 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:10,713 Regardless, what I am terminating is our friendship. 561 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,298 I will be doing so with all of my personal relationships. 562 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:16,218 Last week alone, 563 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:19,305 I spent 20 hours socializing. 564 00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:22,724 That is almost as wasteful as my 42 hours of sleep. 565 00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:24,100 Both unacceptable. 566 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:25,936 So... 567 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:27,604 we are not friends anymore? 568 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:29,189 Goodbye. 569 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:36,113 The ship has no read on La'An's location. 570 00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:37,864 She's managed to create a stealth code, 571 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:39,657 which I didn't even know was possible. 572 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,327 She could be anywhere... in the Jefferies tubes, 573 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,995 in the walls, the vents. 574 00:27:44,078 --> 00:27:45,206 She's a Vulcan. 575 00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:47,458 Not a poltergeist. 576 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,626 Maybe she stole a shuttle. 577 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:50,753 Not yet. 578 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,421 Whoa... Poltergeist! 579 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,633 I have been looking for you. Really? 580 00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:57,676 Doesn't seem like you've been trying very hard. 581 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,637 Thank you, Lieutenant Scott, this was very useful. 582 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,307 I have discovered that this ship has a very serious problem. 583 00:28:04,390 --> 00:28:06,977 Not enough weapons. 584 00:28:07,061 --> 00:28:09,646 And the weapons we possess are not deadly enough. 585 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:11,689 Do not worry. 586 00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:13,108 I will fix that. 587 00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:16,694 And you both are going to help me. 588 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:24,994 Hey! 589 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,121 What have you done to my brother? 590 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:30,291 Beto is taking a post-meditation sonic shower. 591 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,459 "Shower"? 592 00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:33,629 He hates showers. 593 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:34,880 Perhaps he is now willing 594 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:36,798 to accept new suggestions about his life. 595 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,133 You did something to him. 596 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:40,260 A minor adjustment to fix a flaw in our relationship. 597 00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:41,928 Nyota, what did you do? 598 00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:44,807 I used a simple mind meld to temper his impulses. 599 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:48,060 "Mind meld"? You brainwashed him into a Vulcan lapdog? 600 00:28:48,142 --> 00:28:49,603 He is not a lapdog. 601 00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:51,187 A lapdog is more compliant. 602 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,816 Beto is who he has always been, and he agreed to this. 603 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,317 Of course he did. 604 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,859 Making the people he cares about happy 605 00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:58,571 is one of his best qualities. 606 00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:00,406 And you took advantage of that. 607 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:01,614 I am confused. 608 00:29:02,448 --> 00:29:03,741 I thought you would be pleased. 609 00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:05,911 It is clear you find your brother very annoying. 610 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,245 We are both annoying! 611 00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:08,871 That's what makes us Ortegases. 612 00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:10,291 We're a chaos family. 613 00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:12,125 It's what you like about us. 614 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:13,293 At least it used to be. 615 00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:15,129 You know, you may think 616 00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:18,047 that this Vulcan Uhura is smarter or whatever, but... 617 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:21,010 if she can't see what makes my brother great, then... 618 00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:23,344 she's an idiot. 619 00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:36,358 Any luck? 620 00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,902 Christine is now too busy to speak to me. 621 00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:41,572 Or anyone. 622 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:44,949 Then Captain Pike told me my half-human aroma 623 00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:48,995 was compromising his cooking and barred me from his quarters. 624 00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:51,040 And you heard about La'An. Yeah, I think 625 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,333 that one might become a problem. 626 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:57,671 Hers is a peculiar and concerning evolution. 627 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:00,506 What Joseph said about their katras, 628 00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:02,885 is that true? Yes. 629 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,386 Altering the body does not change the kata. 630 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,264 But I, unfortunately, do not know enough 631 00:30:07,348 --> 00:30:08,598 to reach them effectively. 632 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,895 I know a kata expert. 633 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:15,188 A leading spiritualist on Vulcan. 634 00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:19,109 And he lives pretty close to Purmantee III. 635 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:20,985 That is exactly who we need. 636 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,404 Why did you not bring this up earlier? 637 00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:23,530 Because... 638 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:25,531 he's my ex. 639 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:33,332 These 42-minute shifts are killing me. 640 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,844 I am pleased your ex 641 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:48,681 was willing to meet us on such short notice. 642 00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,557 If I may pry... 643 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:53,560 is the reason you did not want to reach out to him 644 00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:55,354 that things ended badly? 645 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:56,479 Definitely not. 646 00:30:56,562 --> 00:30:58,107 So then what is the problem? 647 00:30:58,857 --> 00:30:59,900 Chemistry. 648 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:01,818 Too much of it. 649 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,071 So I have to warn you. 650 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:05,947 You're gonna see some things. 651 00:31:06,989 --> 00:31:08,741 A side of me you haven't seen before. 652 00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:12,745 I need you to keep it just between us. 653 00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:15,666 What kind of things? 654 00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:16,916 Una Chin-Riley? 655 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,505 Just go with it. 656 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:26,385 What a pleasure to receive your message. 657 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,052 It has been far too long. 658 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:30,055 Far, far too long. 659 00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:33,641 Far, far, far too long. 660 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,017 I am Lieutenant Spock. 661 00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:36,520 Right, Spock. 662 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,896 This is... Doug. 663 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:41,734 He's a genius artist and a mathematician 664 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,776 and a wonderful gardener 665 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,529 and it doesn't matter. 666 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:46,905 Why am I even talking? 667 00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:51,326 Please forgive me, 668 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:54,412 but Doug is an unusual name for a Vulcan. 669 00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:56,999 My parents were drawn to human names. 670 00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,751 Perhaps you've come across my sister, Susan. 671 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:02,296 She's an aide to the First Minister of Vulcan. 672 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:05,590 Or my cousin Pete, who is... 673 00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:08,385 a veterinarian. Please. 674 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:12,723 I must consume everything that has happened to you 675 00:32:12,806 --> 00:32:15,808 in the last 15 years. Everything. 676 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:17,478 I burn for it. 677 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:19,812 I... 678 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,230 I got married. 679 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:23,567 To Spock. 680 00:32:25,359 --> 00:32:27,362 Spock is my husband. 681 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:28,655 We got married and we're in love 682 00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:30,406 and we got married and he has a lirpa. 683 00:32:32,074 --> 00:32:33,327 A big lirpa. 684 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,626 It was a really lovely wedding. 685 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:44,671 The entire Diavian choir sang. 686 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,506 The entire 700-seat choir? 687 00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:48,967 Mm-hmm. 688 00:32:50,843 --> 00:32:54,097 I thought it would be too loud. I was incorrect. 689 00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,891 Doug, we were hoping you might be able to help us with a problem. 690 00:32:56,974 --> 00:33:00,395 I have always had a problem for you, Una. 691 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,939 I lose sleep, dreaming of you. 692 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:04,650 Some of our crew have been transformed... 693 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:06,109 We have two kids. 694 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:07,610 Two? Two? 695 00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:10,072 Yes. Two. 696 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:13,199 A boy and a girl. 697 00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:15,202 They have different names. 698 00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:16,536 Um... 699 00:33:16,619 --> 00:33:18,956 Kalsive and Doug. 700 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:20,624 I mean Sarah. 701 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:22,750 Doug is her nickname. 702 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,211 Doug is also my name. 703 00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:25,587 That is a coincidence. 704 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,756 If I may be honest, 705 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:30,968 I am happy for your bliss. 706 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:35,514 You and Spock and Kalsive and Sarah/Doug. 707 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,807 But disappointed in my poor timing. 708 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:41,103 I had hoped that we might have 709 00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,855 extended our visit. 710 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,359 Maybe I could get away for an afternoon. 711 00:33:50,988 --> 00:33:52,864 My apologies, dear. 712 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:55,157 I'll just go get some napkins. 713 00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,619 Let me help you. You will stay seated. 714 00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:02,833 I shall assist... my wife. 715 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,840 I am so sorry for wrapping you up in all this. 716 00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:11,550 It's why I didn't want to call him. 717 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,843 I'm a completely different person around him. 718 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:16,554 Perhaps I might talk to him alone. Okay. 719 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,808 I'll just watch from here. 720 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,312 You're right, I'm going. 721 00:34:30,611 --> 00:34:32,195 I must admit, 722 00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:35,615 I did not expect that someone with a human upbringing 723 00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:40,077 could master the Vulcan culinary arts so completely. 724 00:34:40,162 --> 00:34:43,165 I had always considered myself an accomplished chef, 725 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,333 yet it was not until I acquired my Vulcan palate 726 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:48,794 that I fully understood the diabolical nature of salt. 727 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:51,632 If it is not found naturally within the food, 728 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,467 it serves no purpose. 729 00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:54,885 Speaking of serving, sir, 730 00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:59,013 I would like to discuss my return to the Starfleet Judicial Department. 731 00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:01,600 Marie, this is a time for dining, not business. 732 00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:04,853 She never was able to read a room. 733 00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:11,443 How is your leek sorbet, Admiral? 734 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,445 Satisfactory. 735 00:35:15,197 --> 00:35:17,156 But let us discuss the matter at hand. 736 00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,367 I understand that you have been on medical leave. 737 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:22,663 Do you feel that your recovery has been adequate? 738 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,706 Yes. Absolutely. 739 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,500 Without a doubt. She is overstating. 740 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:30,252 Chris? Captain Batel's health is not 100%. 741 00:35:30,336 --> 00:35:32,254 She may never make a full recovery. 742 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:35,884 But it is adequate enough to do my job. 743 00:35:35,968 --> 00:35:38,260 Perhaps. But have you considered your treatments? 744 00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:40,304 You require a two-day recovery period. 745 00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:41,639 Those days may conflict with court cases. 746 00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:43,308 Chris, what are you doing? 747 00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:45,102 I just want the admiral to have an accurate picture. 748 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:47,604 She requires a strict meditation schedule 749 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:50,731 to manage her, uh, excess energies. 750 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,277 Additionally, her treatments are experimental. 751 00:35:54,361 --> 00:35:57,280 While it is understandable that Marie desires to return to work, 752 00:35:57,364 --> 00:35:59,073 you can see how it is not logical. 753 00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:00,616 Listen up, ears. 754 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,952 You do not get to decide my fate. 755 00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:05,038 I can't believe I'm standing here, 756 00:36:05,122 --> 00:36:08,083 having to plead my case to you, against him? 757 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,166 What's happening? 758 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:12,169 I am more than ready to return to work. 759 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:15,966 But honestly, since we're all such big fans of honesty in here, 760 00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:18,010 I'm not sure I want to. 761 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:20,177 Because I have spent most of my career sitting idly by, 762 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:22,805 while you make terrible decisions. 763 00:36:22,888 --> 00:36:25,058 People are not algorithms, Admiral. 764 00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:27,310 You think your logic makes you impartial? 765 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:28,395 It doesn't. 766 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:30,855 You always favor Vulcans above everyone else. 767 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:31,981 Like tonight. 768 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:35,569 You used to call Captain Pike the "human with inappropriate hair." 769 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,612 But now, because he's a Vulcan, 770 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,531 suddenly he's your best friend. 771 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,449 Illogical! 772 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:42,533 And you. 773 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,660 Your sorbet sucks. 774 00:36:46,163 --> 00:36:47,414 Now get out. 775 00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:50,000 Both of you. 776 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,604 You two are not wed, are you? 777 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,314 No. We are not. 778 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:15,649 Why the ruse? 779 00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,404 We need your help. 780 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,364 Una wanted to ask you, but when she is with you, 781 00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:24,992 things become difficult. 782 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:29,331 Una and I have an effect on one another. 783 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,916 It is both wonderful and distracting. 784 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,375 On the other hand, 785 00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:37,379 your ability to fully participate in a lie the way you did? 786 00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:39,257 It is extraordinary. 787 00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:41,051 Not insulting? 788 00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:43,803 What I would give to be half the human you are. 789 00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:46,680 All of my life I have studied humans. 790 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:50,268 Your music, your culture, your savoir faire. 791 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:53,437 It is as the ancient humans once called it, 792 00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:55,523 very cool. 793 00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,654 If you can help us with our understanding of katras, 794 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:03,322 I will gladly discuss humanity with you. 795 00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:06,909 I am intrigued. 796 00:38:06,992 --> 00:38:09,037 Seriously, I am very intrigued. 797 00:38:09,121 --> 00:38:11,039 As a full Vulcan, I really cannot lie. 798 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:19,798 I have worked with Vulcans, served under them. 799 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:22,926 They're not super big onmutiny. 800 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:25,511 Doesn't she seem a little extra manipulative? 801 00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:28,889 I'll figure something out. Just don't make her angry. 802 00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,392 Mr. Kirk. 803 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,185 Please reconfigure the weapons codes. 804 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,564 Yeah. Sure thing. 805 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:40,360 Right after you tell me what it is that we are doing. 806 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,362 Preparing us for the war. 807 00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:44,947 Oh. And what war is that? 808 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:49,451 The one we are going to start. 809 00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:50,579 Oh, dear. 810 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:53,707 First, we are going to reach out to the Klingons 811 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:56,292 and convince them the Orions are plotting to invade. 812 00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:58,252 Then we tell the Orions 813 00:38:58,335 --> 00:39:00,045 Tholians are behind the plot. 814 00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:02,007 But we tell the Tholians 815 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:06,135 that the real puppet masters are the Gorn Hegemony. 816 00:39:08,762 --> 00:39:11,141 Yeah. I'm, uh, not gonna let you do that. 817 00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:18,564 Why is she so strong? 818 00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:20,399 I told you not to make her angry. 819 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:22,611 She's always angry. 820 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,196 Ow! 821 00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:27,239 Lieutenant, Lieutenant, I have no intention of fighting you. 822 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:30,075 Then you are not as stupid as him. 823 00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:31,702 Well, yeah. 824 00:39:31,785 --> 00:39:34,706 But I also understand that the La'An we know 825 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,208 would never do that. 826 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:39,919 She's one of the most noble officers I've ever served with. 827 00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:43,965 Yeah, she's scary, but... she is not a bully. 828 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:46,134 She inspires people. 829 00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:48,135 She inspires me. 830 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:52,139 If you will not help me, 831 00:39:52,224 --> 00:39:53,350 I will kill you. 832 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,479 Now. The warp core? 833 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:00,898 It's that button right there. 834 00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:02,358 No, Scotty, no... Just... 835 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:17,624 Hmm. 836 00:40:19,541 --> 00:40:21,293 Did you rig a booby trap? 837 00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:23,879 Well, I don't want to make her angry. 838 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,641 First officer's personal log, supplemental. 839 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:37,936 Doug helped give Spock the answers we needed, 840 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,062 allowing him to connect to our friends' katras. 841 00:40:40,145 --> 00:40:42,064 Spock was able to show them their true selves, 842 00:40:42,147 --> 00:40:43,899 returning them human again. 843 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,611 All of them, except for one... 844 00:40:46,695 --> 00:40:47,696 We were... 845 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:50,614 Awful. 846 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:52,241 Are all Vulcans monsters? 847 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:56,246 No offense. None taken. 848 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:59,541 Vulcans feel even more deeply than humans. 849 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,458 Logic is all that protects us. 850 00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:04,753 It is not an easy way to live. 851 00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:06,965 I did not make good choices. 852 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:09,884 I have to go talk to Marie 853 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:12,303 before she changes the locks on my quarters. 854 00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:13,804 I should go find Beto. 855 00:41:14,471 --> 00:41:15,639 I should find... 856 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,143 everyone. 857 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:21,437 Perhaps you should get some sleep first. 858 00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:23,856 Sleep first. 859 00:41:24,606 --> 00:41:27,569 Three Vulcans down, one more to go. 860 00:41:29,321 --> 00:41:30,488 She won't be easy. 861 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:50,967 Spock, what's going on? 862 00:41:51,051 --> 00:41:52,218 Everything looks... 863 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:54,345 strange. 864 00:41:54,928 --> 00:41:57,014 We are in the katra space of your own mind, 865 00:41:57,097 --> 00:41:58,391 where you can see your true self. 866 00:41:58,475 --> 00:42:00,935 The other Vulcans were able to reconnect with their katras 867 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:02,645 and acknowledged who they actually are. 868 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:05,189 You, however, are resisting. 869 00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:07,858 The others gave up being Vulcans? 870 00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:09,611 That is so... 871 00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:15,574 stupid. Ah. 872 00:42:15,657 --> 00:42:17,576 Being Vulcan affected you differently. 873 00:42:17,659 --> 00:42:21,039 You are aggressive. Paranoid. Suspicious. 874 00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:22,999 Arrogant. 875 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:25,084 I believe it is part of your core. 876 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,378 You are part human, but also part Augment. 877 00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:29,004 A relative of Khan Noonien-Singh. 878 00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:31,341 And you have a wretched human half. 879 00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:32,425 What is your point? 880 00:42:32,509 --> 00:42:34,510 I am aware this is a unique situation. 881 00:42:34,593 --> 00:42:36,637 And I am uniquely suited to help. 882 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:39,181 I don't need your help. 883 00:42:49,483 --> 00:42:51,486 This is not really you. 884 00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:01,704 You are shielding your fear with aggression. 885 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:04,999 My fear of what? 886 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,186 Change me back. 887 00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:20,282 I am very, very sorry. 888 00:44:20,365 --> 00:44:22,409 Yeah, you said that, but you still brainwashed me. 889 00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:25,330 Technically, you agreed to the brainwashing. 890 00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:30,959 Look, I am the communications officer, 891 00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:33,629 but sometimes I have trouble with the... 892 00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:38,092 you know, the thing with... 893 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:41,261 Communicating? Yes. That. Uh... 894 00:44:42,095 --> 00:44:44,431 I should have told you what was bugging me. 895 00:44:44,516 --> 00:44:47,268 But not so I could convince you to be different. 896 00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:49,312 I... Anyway, 897 00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:51,396 thank you for coming. 898 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,982 I'm sorry I made everything so... 899 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,987 Mm. 900 00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:05,327 The silver lining: 901 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:08,039 you made Erica nicer to me 902 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:10,124 than she's ever been in my entire life. 903 00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:12,543 Even when I was a baby. 904 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:15,087 So... so that's something. 905 00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:19,008 Can we start over? Sure. 906 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,969 You still have five more hours of shore leave, right? 907 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,721 Want to make a night of it? 908 00:45:25,430 --> 00:45:26,641 What did you have in mind? 909 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,185 No idea. 910 00:45:29,269 --> 00:45:33,230 Well, I guess we can... 911 00:45:33,313 --> 00:45:34,439 wing it. 912 00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:38,987 Oh! 913 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:46,910 Bridge to Captain Batel. 914 00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:48,329 You have an incoming transmission. 915 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:55,586 Captain, I will make this quick. 916 00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:56,670 That would be merciful. 917 00:45:56,753 --> 00:46:00,800 I was unsure until I saw you today what would be most appropriate, 918 00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:04,678 but your performance was convincing. 919 00:46:04,761 --> 00:46:07,806 Understood. I will tender my resignation in the morning. 920 00:46:07,889 --> 00:46:10,059 Captain, I am retiring at the end of this year, 921 00:46:10,143 --> 00:46:13,104 and I would like you to be my replacement 922 00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:15,606 as the head of the Starfleet Judicial Department. 923 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:18,150 Uh, what? 924 00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:22,697 This position requires blunt honesty and an unwavering drive. 925 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,281 When confronted this evening, 926 00:46:24,364 --> 00:46:28,745 you confidently exhibited a clear vision for the department. 927 00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:31,497 I'm getting this because I told you off? 928 00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:35,417 The promotion is yours if you want it, Captain. 929 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:37,294 I expect your decision by the end of the week. 930 00:46:43,259 --> 00:46:45,552 Am I slightly forgiven now? 931 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,349 Hey, you're... you're both early. 932 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,101 He was on time, I was early. 933 00:46:52,185 --> 00:46:53,519 Come in. 934 00:46:53,603 --> 00:46:55,145 Uh, make yourselves at home. 935 00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:56,730 Can I give you a hand with something? 936 00:46:57,397 --> 00:46:58,398 No. 937 00:46:59,524 --> 00:47:00,568 Oh. 938 00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:02,236 Uh, soup. 939 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,072 Um, I just... 940 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:08,492 I wanted to apologize to both of you. 941 00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:09,910 Don't worry about it. 942 00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:11,621 It's like it didn't even happen. 943 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,206 I also do not intend to hold your actions 944 00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:14,290 as a Vulcan against you. 945 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,958 Well, you'd both be justified. 946 00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:21,339 Let's just say that I, uh... 947 00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:24,092 I think I understand you a little more now, Spock. 948 00:47:25,635 --> 00:47:28,428 And my time as a Vulcan 949 00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:33,101 made me realize the perfect peace offering 950 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:34,602 is Plomeek soup. 951 00:47:35,228 --> 00:47:36,354 Okay. 952 00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:41,066 Mmm. 953 00:47:42,318 --> 00:47:44,028 It's hot. 954 00:47:44,112 --> 00:47:48,156 It is definitely hot. Hmm. 955 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,492 This experience took me back to childhood. 956 00:47:50,575 --> 00:47:52,995 I have been left out by Vulcans many times. 957 00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:55,331 They can be quite blunt. Mm. 958 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,166 Even I have been. 959 00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:01,920 I think I finally learned to really appreciate 960 00:48:02,003 --> 00:48:03,756 your Vulcan bluntness. 961 00:48:04,465 --> 00:48:05,800 I am glad to hear you say that, 962 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,302 because your soup is unsatisfactory. 963 00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:16,811 Oh... 964 00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:19,688 I'm so sorry. 965 00:48:20,313 --> 00:48:21,356 It's okay. 966 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,943 I'm sorry I beat up James Kirk 967 00:48:24,025 --> 00:48:26,696 and tried to take over the ship and start a war. 968 00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:28,906 Yeah, don't do that again. 969 00:48:29,531 --> 00:48:31,742 Unless Kirk definitely deserves it. 970 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:34,704 As punishment, 971 00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:37,832 you have to tell me why things are so weird with you and Spock. 972 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:41,209 I... I found his socks in my quarters. 973 00:48:41,293 --> 00:48:43,587 Dirty socks? No, worse. Clean. 974 00:48:44,212 --> 00:48:45,840 In a drawer. 975 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,342 Is that where we are now? Who we are? 976 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,968 Drawer people? 977 00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,889 Relationships are...they can really sneak up on you. 978 00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:58,019 What would you say if I told you 979 00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:00,562 that when I was a fresh lieutenant, 980 00:49:00,645 --> 00:49:02,647 I once stole a shuttle 981 00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:05,693 to rendezvous with someone in the Skaideion System, 982 00:49:05,777 --> 00:49:08,362 where we skinny-dipped in hot springs 983 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:11,323 and drank wine in the moonlight. 984 00:49:11,406 --> 00:49:15,327 I'd say that's a surprise. 985 00:49:16,162 --> 00:49:17,538 But then I'd say good for you. 986 00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:20,291 Is that who you were avoiding on Purmantee III? 987 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:23,752 We broke up, got back together. 988 00:49:23,835 --> 00:49:26,047 Broke up again, got back together again. 989 00:49:27,048 --> 00:49:28,174 I saw him tonight. 990 00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:29,383 And? 991 00:49:44,189 --> 00:49:45,273 Don't wait up. 992 00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,115 You sure you don't want to go to sickbay? 993 00:49:54,199 --> 00:49:56,660 Yeah. I prefer the Scotch. 994 00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:58,871 Well, I could get used to it. 995 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:00,748 Hey, maybe next time, 996 00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:02,458 let me in on your plan ahead of time. 997 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:05,335 I wanted to, but you know, the... the element of surprise. 998 00:50:07,754 --> 00:50:09,090 You didn't have a plan, 999 00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:10,842 did you? I did not, no. 1000 00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:15,512 You know, Mr. Scott, we make a pretty good team. 1001 00:51:23,539 --> 00:51:27,167 There are presents and cake at the same time? 1002 00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,336 Yes. Also candles. 1003 00:51:29,419 --> 00:51:30,922 And they do it every year. 1004 00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:33,424 Fascinating. 1005 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,927 Pull on this finger? 1006 00:51:36,010 --> 00:51:37,010 That is correct. 1007 00:51:39,804 --> 00:51:41,306 And then, flatulence. 1008 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,018 It is illogical. 1009 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,604 But put the "it" and the "is" together. 1010 00:51:48,229 --> 00:51:49,439 It-is illogical. 1011 00:51:49,522 --> 00:51:50,857 Close. 1012 00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:53,653 Two hundred words per minute? 1013 00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:55,029 That is merely an average. 1014 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,864 Intelligent humans read closer to 300 words. 1015 00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,366 But that is so slow. 1016 00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:02,118 Are humans damaged? 1017 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,205 Give me five. 1018 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,251 Now, down low. 1019 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:14,924 Why would you do that? 1020 00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:16,842 Because you are too slow. 1021 00:52:19,552 --> 00:52:22,889 They require eight hours of sleep every 24 hours? 1022 00:52:22,974 --> 00:52:23,975 Every day. 1023 00:52:24,684 --> 00:52:25,685 Remarkable. 1024 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:27,853 How do they get anything done? 1025 00:52:32,190 --> 00:52:33,358 It-is illogical. 1026 00:52:33,441 --> 00:52:34,777 Closer together, faster. 1027 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:37,697 It-is illogical. Not quite. 1028 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:39,114 You do it. 1029 00:52:39,197 --> 00:52:41,574 Some humans eat a great deal of meat, 1030 00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:44,370 and also cheese. How much cheese? 1031 00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:47,373 A great deal of cheese. 1032 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,462 And humans view these for the express purpose 1033 00:52:54,547 --> 00:52:56,465 of being scared? 1034 00:52:56,549 --> 00:52:59,093 Yes. They are horror movies. 1035 00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:02,721 Are the movies horrible? Yes. 1036 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:04,347 No. 1037 00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:06,308 Sometimes. 1038 00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:07,810 High five. 1039 00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:11,980 Down low. 1040 00:53:13,481 --> 00:53:16,193 Victory. I am human. 1041 00:53:16,277 --> 00:53:19,030 Although that is untrue. I am Vulcan. 1042 00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:21,406 But I'm very excited right now. 1043 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:23,950 It's. 1044 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,368 It-is. 1045 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:26,537 It's. 1046 00:53:27,246 --> 00:53:28,247 It-is. 1047 00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:29,874 It's... 1048 00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:32,709 It-is... 1049 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:35,879 It's. 1050 00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:37,798 Is that not what I am doing? 1051 00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:39,967 Isn't that what I am doing? 1052 00:53:42,677 --> 00:53:43,762 Isn't. 1053 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,349 I have achieved it. 1054 00:53:47,433 --> 00:53:49,060 I've. 1055 00:54:17,962 --> 00:54:18,964 English SDH