1 00:00:05,924 --> 00:00:07,885 [Peacemaker reading] 2 00:00:08,385 --> 00:00:10,762 [Waller] This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. 3 00:00:10,846 --> 00:00:12,848 His father was a soldier who trained his son 4 00:00:12,931 --> 00:00:14,683 how to kill from the moment he was born. 5 00:00:14,766 --> 00:00:15,976 You fail to follow my orders 6 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:18,896 and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull. 7 00:00:19,438 --> 00:00:24,026 Your mission is to destroy every trace of Project Starfish. 8 00:00:24,109 --> 00:00:25,652 I cherish peace with all my heart. 9 00:00:25,736 --> 00:00:27,279 [groaning] 10 00:00:27,362 --> 00:00:30,008 I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it. 11 00:00:30,032 --> 00:00:33,076 - Who are you going to show that to? - Press. People deserve to know. 12 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,721 - [gun cocking] - I can't let you do that, Colonel. 13 00:00:34,745 --> 00:00:37,390 Miss Waller charged me with making sure those records don't leave this building. 14 00:00:37,414 --> 00:00:39,041 [groans] 15 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:41,084 [straining] 16 00:00:44,838 --> 00:00:48,508 Peacemaker. What a joke. 17 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:55,640 [grunts] 18 00:00:56,391 --> 00:00:58,477 Project Starfish. It's headed towards the city, 19 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,146 and I think it wants to feed on as many people as it can. 20 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:02,230 Not our problem. 21 00:01:02,272 --> 00:01:03,857 We've achieved the objective. 22 00:01:05,234 --> 00:01:06,836 [Waller] What are you doing, Task Force X? 23 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:08,528 Turn around now, god damn it. 24 00:01:08,612 --> 00:01:11,406 This is your last motherfucking warning! 25 00:01:11,782 --> 00:01:12,782 - [grunts] - [body thuds] 26 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:16,536 Task Force X. 27 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:19,456 Your clearest path is Calle Agüero. 28 00:01:29,007 --> 00:01:31,343 [female doctor] You're shot and a building falls on you. 29 00:01:31,426 --> 00:01:33,637 And all you have to replace is the clavicle? 30 00:01:34,221 --> 00:01:35,847 You're the luckiest man alive. 31 00:01:36,932 --> 00:01:39,434 - Can I ask you something, Doc? - Sure. 32 00:01:39,518 --> 00:01:41,853 Can you maybe up the contrast of the x-ray a little more 33 00:01:41,937 --> 00:01:43,206 to show the definition of my muscles. 34 00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:44,791 This makes me look like one of those guys 35 00:01:44,815 --> 00:01:46,483 who works out only thinking about bulk. 36 00:01:47,192 --> 00:01:48,836 I put a lot of time in my small muscle groups 37 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:51,405 and according to this, it was just wasted effort. 38 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:53,922 It's not for your Tinder profile, Chris. 39 00:01:55,033 --> 00:01:57,786 You've healed well, but you're still gonna have to take it easy. 40 00:01:58,578 --> 00:02:00,807 Try to avoid lifting your right elbow above your shoulder. 41 00:02:00,831 --> 00:02:01,873 Sure. 42 00:02:01,957 --> 00:02:04,960 So, as long as you agree to keep up with the physical therapy, 43 00:02:06,336 --> 00:02:07,546 I'm discharging you. 44 00:02:08,797 --> 00:02:10,007 So I can leave? 45 00:02:12,676 --> 00:02:15,178 Go home. Enjoy life. 46 00:02:27,316 --> 00:02:28,316 Psst. 47 00:02:29,026 --> 00:02:30,026 Jamil? 48 00:02:31,528 --> 00:02:33,238 I don't have any weed on me, man. 49 00:02:33,322 --> 00:02:34,882 - That was a one-time thing. - It's not that, man. 50 00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:36,408 Doctor said I was free to go. 51 00:02:38,243 --> 00:02:39,243 Congratulations? 52 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:41,705 Jamil, you cool? 53 00:02:41,830 --> 00:02:43,081 What does that mean? 54 00:02:43,165 --> 00:02:44,291 Dude, can I trust you? 55 00:02:44,374 --> 00:02:45,751 - No. - No? 56 00:02:45,834 --> 00:02:48,062 - I don't know you, man. - Dude, I really need some man to trust. 57 00:02:48,086 --> 00:02:49,254 Don't trust me, man. 58 00:02:49,338 --> 00:02:51,316 We smoked weed together, man. I was in a fucking wheelchair. 59 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:53,026 I can't pretend like that wasn't a nice moment, 60 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:54,235 but that doesn't make me trustworthy. 61 00:02:54,259 --> 00:02:55,570 - I ain't trustworthy worth shit. - What? 62 00:02:55,594 --> 00:02:57,194 Why do you think I'm mopping floors, bro? 63 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,264 I went to MIT. I don't like the responsibility. 64 00:02:59,348 --> 00:03:00,599 - You went to MIT? - Oh, yeah. 65 00:03:00,682 --> 00:03:01,701 What the fuck you doing here? 66 00:03:01,725 --> 00:03:03,828 That's my fucking point, man. Why aren't you listening to me? 67 00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:05,687 Fine. Fuck it. Don't be trustworthy. 68 00:03:05,771 --> 00:03:07,957 Just let me ask you a question and don't tell anybody about, okay? 69 00:03:07,981 --> 00:03:09,441 I would never betray a secret. 70 00:03:09,524 --> 00:03:11,564 It is the opposite of everything you've been saying. 71 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:13,487 Truth is, I'm supposed to be in prison. 72 00:03:13,570 --> 00:03:15,864 - For what? - Superhero shit. 73 00:03:15,947 --> 00:03:16,905 [laughing] 74 00:03:16,907 --> 00:03:19,159 - You're a superhero? - Yeah. 75 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:20,887 You're kind of bulky to be a superhero, right? 76 00:03:20,911 --> 00:03:23,181 - Bulky? what the fuck you mean bulky? - All superheroes have a gymnast body. 77 00:03:23,205 --> 00:03:24,247 They're ready to go. 78 00:03:24,331 --> 00:03:26,291 - I'm ready to go. - What superhero are you? 79 00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:28,919 - Peacemaker. - Get out of here, motherfucker. 80 00:03:29,002 --> 00:03:31,463 - You're a fan? - There's no superhero called Peacemaker. 81 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:34,424 - Dude, I'm fucking famous. - Not that famous. Aquaman. He's famous. 82 00:03:34,508 --> 00:03:36,218 - Fuck Aquaman. - No, man. 83 00:03:36,301 --> 00:03:39,346 - Don't say that. Why say that? - He bangs chicks. Good for him. 84 00:03:39,429 --> 00:03:41,139 He fucks dudes. Got no problem with that. 85 00:03:41,223 --> 00:03:44,184 He starts fucking fish? That's taking it a step too far. 86 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:46,686 - Aquaman fucks fish? - Yeah. 87 00:03:46,770 --> 00:03:47,813 I don't believe it. 88 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:49,898 [scoffs] A guy on Twitter works for the aquarium. 89 00:03:49,981 --> 00:03:51,701 Said for 50 bucks, he brings him in the back 90 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:53,836 - so he can have his way with a sturgeon. - I refuse to believe that. 91 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:56,696 And I refuse to believe that @PepeTheFrog89 92 00:03:56,780 --> 00:03:57,940 is lying to me for no reason. 93 00:03:58,865 --> 00:04:01,535 Fine. If you're a superhero, what were you in prison for? 94 00:04:01,618 --> 00:04:02,618 Integrity. 95 00:04:02,619 --> 00:04:04,413 I made a vow to have peace, 96 00:04:04,496 --> 00:04:06,498 no matter how many people I have to kill to get it. 97 00:04:06,581 --> 00:04:09,042 - Oh! Peacemaker. - Yes! 98 00:04:09,126 --> 00:04:11,586 - You're that racist superhero. - No. 99 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:13,088 You only kill minorities, man. 100 00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:14,816 I killed a fair amount of white people too. 101 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,883 The ratio is suspect is all I have to say. 102 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:19,136 - If somebody is committing a crime... - Yes. 103 00:04:19,219 --> 00:04:20,947 ...am I supposed to control what their ethnicity is? 104 00:04:20,971 --> 00:04:24,433 No. But you need to watch white people as closely as you watch people of color 105 00:04:24,516 --> 00:04:26,309 so you see more of them committing crime. 106 00:04:26,393 --> 00:04:27,787 Fine. That's... That's a good point. 107 00:04:27,811 --> 00:04:29,896 I will trust white people less in the future 108 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:32,524 and kill a higher percentage of them. Are you satisfied? 109 00:04:33,358 --> 00:04:35,444 Yes, thank you. 110 00:04:35,527 --> 00:04:38,613 - Now, what do you need? - Doctor said, I was free to go. 111 00:04:38,697 --> 00:04:40,407 So technically I should go back to prison. 112 00:04:41,741 --> 00:04:43,702 What I need to know is on the DL, 113 00:04:43,785 --> 00:04:45,425 is there anybody out there looking for me? 114 00:04:45,912 --> 00:04:47,038 Not that I heard of, man. 115 00:04:47,122 --> 00:04:48,623 No cops outside? Nothing? 116 00:04:48,707 --> 00:04:50,542 I ain't seen no cops. 117 00:04:51,543 --> 00:04:53,962 I'm thinking, I can just go? 118 00:04:55,714 --> 00:04:56,882 Why not? 119 00:05:27,621 --> 00:05:30,790 [scoffs] Guy's a total douchebag. 120 00:05:51,269 --> 00:05:53,271 Go. Drive. 121 00:06:05,325 --> 00:06:07,327 Yes! [grunts] 122 00:06:09,329 --> 00:06:10,329 [theme song playing] 123 00:06:10,330 --> 00:06:12,170 Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it! 124 00:06:21,841 --> 00:06:23,343 - Get it on - Get it on top 125 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,678 Make a move extreme 126 00:06:24,761 --> 00:06:27,597 - Make a pose - Shortcut to your dreams 127 00:06:27,681 --> 00:06:31,142 Float straight to the stars on that flying thing 128 00:06:32,602 --> 00:06:33,770 - Getting high - Getting brave 129 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:35,814 - Getting snowblind, game - Set, go 130 00:06:35,897 --> 00:06:38,400 Pick a tune, chick harpoon In a world beyond 131 00:06:38,483 --> 00:06:40,694 Get a beat, got a heat On a phony string 132 00:06:40,777 --> 00:06:43,113 Tear your world apart 133 00:06:43,196 --> 00:06:45,490 Once the magic starts 134 00:06:45,574 --> 00:06:49,327 Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it! 135 00:06:49,703 --> 00:06:51,329 What's going up must come down 136 00:06:51,413 --> 00:06:54,666 Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it! 137 00:06:54,749 --> 00:06:56,209 Baby, you're losing ground 138 00:06:56,293 --> 00:07:01,464 Blind to what you'll soon become The mirror lies, the whole world's wrong 139 00:07:01,548 --> 00:07:04,009 - But you - Dancing with your blinkers on 140 00:07:04,092 --> 00:07:06,636 Throw your dog the invisible bone 141 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:10,265 Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it! 142 00:07:10,348 --> 00:07:12,142 What's going up must come down 143 00:07:12,225 --> 00:07:15,186 Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it! 144 00:07:15,812 --> 00:07:19,441 Baby, you're losing ground Blind to what you'll soon become 145 00:07:19,524 --> 00:07:21,943 The mirror lies, the whole world's wrong 146 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:24,779 - But you - Dancing with your blinkers on 147 00:07:24,863 --> 00:07:26,906 Throw your dog the invisible bone 148 00:07:46,176 --> 00:07:49,012 I thought I was going to be like James Bond now. 149 00:07:49,137 --> 00:07:50,347 - We made it. - [sighs] 150 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:51,598 Oh, yes. 151 00:07:52,599 --> 00:07:55,060 - Does this look like James Bond to you? - Come on. 152 00:07:55,143 --> 00:08:00,357 Man, I want champagne in a bathtub and some Octopussys and shit. 153 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,443 Okay, girl, you better not be getting any "Octopussys" while we're up here. 154 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:05,028 What is an octopussy anyway? 155 00:08:05,111 --> 00:08:08,073 Uh, that's who Maud Adams played in the movie. 156 00:08:08,198 --> 00:08:10,325 Okay, so she had eight pussies? 157 00:08:10,408 --> 00:08:12,786 [laughs] As far as I know, she only had one pussy. 158 00:08:12,869 --> 00:08:14,871 - That's just her name. - Okay. 159 00:08:14,954 --> 00:08:18,375 This might be a good time for me to bring up... 160 00:08:18,458 --> 00:08:23,338 I've been thinking if we have a kid, I'd like to name her Octopussy. 161 00:08:23,421 --> 00:08:25,507 - [laughing] Is that so? Really? - That's so. 162 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:29,386 - And if it's a boy, Sharknado. - Okay, 163 00:08:29,469 --> 00:08:31,680 Well, I hope then that it's a boy, 164 00:08:31,763 --> 00:08:34,140 because I don't think my parents would be too happy 165 00:08:34,224 --> 00:08:35,725 with a granddaughter named Octopussy. 166 00:08:35,809 --> 00:08:36,809 - Really? - Yeah. 167 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:38,580 'Cause I think Lois and Chuck would love that. 168 00:08:38,603 --> 00:08:39,603 [laughs] 169 00:08:44,776 --> 00:08:47,570 - What's wrong? - Just worried. 170 00:08:48,488 --> 00:08:50,091 This job of yours, it might be dangerous or... 171 00:08:50,115 --> 00:08:53,326 They got me filing papers and making reservations. 172 00:08:53,993 --> 00:08:55,120 Hope it stays that way. 173 00:08:55,870 --> 00:09:00,125 Keeya. This is just a pay check. 174 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,543 It's just for now. 175 00:09:02,043 --> 00:09:04,254 I know that I'm not made for this shit. 176 00:09:04,337 --> 00:09:06,339 I'll save up a little and we'll go back home. 177 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:08,383 - Okay. - Okay. 178 00:09:08,466 --> 00:09:10,510 - You promise? - I got you. 179 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:11,886 I got you back. 180 00:09:21,104 --> 00:09:22,313 I gotta go. 181 00:09:23,064 --> 00:09:24,816 - Right now? - Yeah. 182 00:09:25,442 --> 00:09:27,277 - Okay, love you. - Love you too. 183 00:09:29,362 --> 00:09:30,362 [sighs] 184 00:09:35,535 --> 00:09:37,287 - [driver] Here? - Yeah. 185 00:09:39,497 --> 00:09:40,623 [clears throat] 186 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:44,127 - So... - So what? 187 00:09:44,252 --> 00:09:46,921 And this, uh, it's Corto Maltese money. 188 00:09:47,005 --> 00:09:48,214 I have no idea how much it is. 189 00:09:49,007 --> 00:09:52,218 Come on. You look like a scratch lottery guy. 190 00:09:52,302 --> 00:09:54,012 Make a game with it, take it to the bank. 191 00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:57,098 See how much it's worth. Maybe it's 50 cents, 192 00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:58,433 but maybe it's a million bucks. 193 00:09:59,768 --> 00:10:01,144 It ain't a million bucks. 194 00:10:02,854 --> 00:10:04,189 What's in the bag? 195 00:10:29,714 --> 00:10:33,259 [dogs barking] 196 00:10:45,313 --> 00:10:46,313 [sighs] 197 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:11,756 [groaning] 198 00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:38,908 [grunts] 199 00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:46,291 Dad. 200 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,585 Fuck. 201 00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:03,432 [beeps] 202 00:12:03,558 --> 00:12:05,810 Yo, man. It's Vigilante. What up? 203 00:12:05,894 --> 00:12:08,771 Uh, I was wondering if you wanted to go out on a team up tonight. 204 00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:13,943 Peacemaker. It's your BFF, Vigilante here. What's going on, man? 205 00:12:14,027 --> 00:12:17,071 Uh, what do you say we go cruise some crimes and bitches? 206 00:12:17,155 --> 00:12:20,742 whichever comes first. BFF stands for best friends for... 207 00:12:20,825 --> 00:12:25,705 P, it's V. Are you watching this game, dude? It is so... 208 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,874 Dude, I realized in the last message, 209 00:12:27,957 --> 00:12:30,668 I called you P and me V 210 00:12:30,752 --> 00:12:34,464 as if you were a penis and I was a vagina, like, 211 00:12:34,547 --> 00:12:36,674 definitely, it was not my intention. 212 00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:38,426 Peacemaker. It's Vigilante. 213 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:42,138 I just got the scoop on a big heroin shipment coming in tonight. 214 00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:43,866 - Let's go down there... - Don't be saying that shit 215 00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,034 - on my phone, man. What the fuck! - ...and blow those 216 00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:46,517 - motherfuckers' head up! - [beeps] 217 00:12:46,768 --> 00:12:47,768 [sighs] 218 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,355 - [gun cocking] - Stay where you are, Smith. 219 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:54,025 - [gun cocking] - [twigs breaking] 220 00:12:59,864 --> 00:13:01,074 Fuck. 221 00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:03,326 Fuck. I knew it was fucking too good to be true. 222 00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:06,162 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 223 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:07,956 My life fucking sucks. 224 00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:10,500 Ugh, fuck it. 225 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:14,253 I'm... I'm good. I'm fucking... I'm good. 226 00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:15,337 Fuck! 227 00:13:15,672 --> 00:13:18,341 You only served four years of your 30-year sentence. 228 00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:21,052 I mean, you thought we were just gonna let you go scot-free? 229 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:23,763 Yeah, I killed Rick Flag for you people. 230 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,765 No one ever told you to kill Flag. 231 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,159 Waller said do whatever I had to do to make sure 232 00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:28,903 those Project Starfish files didn't get out. 233 00:13:29,185 --> 00:13:30,436 I made the only choice I could. 234 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,856 Funny for you how often the only choice in killing people coincides. 235 00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:37,610 - What the fuck is he doing? - I have low blood sugar, okay, 236 00:13:37,694 --> 00:13:38,610 so I'm dizzy. 237 00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:40,405 You showed you were loyal. 238 00:13:41,114 --> 00:13:42,699 You're a born killer with expertise 239 00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:44,617 in every weapon known to human kind. 240 00:13:44,993 --> 00:13:48,329 And you've had experience in black ops around the globe, 241 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:51,916 so I'm giving you the chance to stay out of prison and work for me. 242 00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:54,794 - And you are? - Name's Murn. 243 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,087 Clemson Murn? 244 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,422 That's right. 245 00:13:58,214 --> 00:14:00,633 I report directly to Amanda Waller. 246 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:05,221 This is Harcourt who you may know from Waller's team at Belle Reve. 247 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:07,056 She'll be your handler in the field. 248 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,893 John Economos, who you may also know as tech and tactics. 249 00:14:10,977 --> 00:14:13,777 Hey, dude, you're eating four-year-old olives out of my fucking fridge. 250 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:14,939 [chokes] 251 00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:17,608 And this is our new recruit, Leota Adebayo. 252 00:14:17,692 --> 00:14:19,986 Which means she'll be doing most everything else. 253 00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:21,446 Glad to be here. 254 00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:24,157 Ready to kick some ass, sir. 255 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,909 And really looking forward to getting to know all of you. 256 00:14:26,993 --> 00:14:28,536 Even you, Peacemaker. 257 00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:31,664 [stuttering] Even though you're not the best guy in the world. 258 00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:35,168 And Economos, you seem like, you're very easy to talk to, so. 259 00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:37,295 - I look forward to working with you. - [laughs] 260 00:14:37,378 --> 00:14:40,048 Harcourt, I feel like because we're the only women here, 261 00:14:40,131 --> 00:14:41,632 we have to have each other's back. 262 00:14:41,716 --> 00:14:43,885 Anything you need, I got you. 263 00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:46,137 And Mr. Murn, 264 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,473 I have to say your outfits are really dapper. 265 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,059 I'm really excited to be here. 266 00:14:51,142 --> 00:14:53,144 And I promise, you're not gonna regret this. 267 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,730 I know inside my mind, 268 00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:57,440 I'm not supposed to be giving a speech, 269 00:14:57,523 --> 00:15:00,735 but sometimes my mouth just does what it wants, so... 270 00:15:02,111 --> 00:15:04,030 Close mouth and bite my tongue right now. 271 00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:06,908 Not gonna talk again. 272 00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:09,118 I'm done talking. 273 00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:12,914 What's the op? 274 00:15:13,623 --> 00:15:16,793 Domestic situation, known as Project Butterfly. 275 00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:18,562 As I recall, you guys aren't particularly creative 276 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,879 with case file names. 277 00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:22,298 Project Starfish was a giant walking starfish. 278 00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:24,522 So what, am I fighting a Mothra right now? 279 00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:25,550 [John snickers] 280 00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:27,970 I am? 281 00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,240 Fighting a Mothra? What the fuck do I fight a Mothra for? 282 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:31,432 That's not what it is. 283 00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:33,559 - Can I get a jetpack? - No. 284 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:35,520 How the fuck am I supposed to fight a Mothra 285 00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,313 - without a jetpack? - It's not a Mothra. 286 00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:40,483 Still, my desire for jetpack remains because you got me all excited about it. 287 00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,443 We need you to do contract work. 288 00:15:43,736 --> 00:15:45,279 - Kill people. - Bad people. 289 00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:48,574 - Whom we call "Butterfly." - [sighs] What if I say no? 290 00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:51,428 - You'll have to return to Belle Reve. - What's to keep me from splitting? 291 00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:54,705 Still have that bomb in your head to track you with and if that fails, 292 00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:56,749 we'll blow you the hell up. 293 00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:07,718 We'll meet you for dinner tonight. 7:30 at... 294 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:10,721 - Where is it? - Fennel Fields on Manchester Road 295 00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:13,057 and the mozzarella sticks are dope. 296 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,601 Enjoy my food, Dye-Beard. 297 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,521 - [scoffs] It's not dyed. - Yeah, sure. 298 00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,731 Hard-edged two-tone grey magic marker brown. 299 00:16:20,815 --> 00:16:22,817 - That's natural. - [laughing] No. 300 00:16:23,276 --> 00:16:26,404 I'll be there. I just gotta swing by my dad's and get Eagly. 301 00:16:27,405 --> 00:16:28,447 Who's Eagly? 302 00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:29,824 Don't you do your research? 303 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:31,367 He's my sidekick. 304 00:16:42,795 --> 00:16:45,131 Welcome to the church of rock and roll 305 00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,258 Welcome to the church of rock and roll 306 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:50,178 Welcome to the church of rock and roll 307 00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:52,180 Welcome to the church of rock and roll 308 00:16:52,263 --> 00:16:54,724 Welcome to the church of rock and roll 309 00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:57,059 Welcome to the church of rock and roll 310 00:16:57,143 --> 00:17:00,354 Hey! 311 00:17:17,914 --> 00:17:20,917 - You that Peacemaker guy? - Yeah. 312 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,669 - Evil supervillain? - Not a supervillain. 313 00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:26,088 That's a misconception. I'm superhero. 314 00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:29,508 - [laughs] Batman is a superhero. - Yeah? 315 00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:32,529 Joe Blaggadashiocentro should send for us to do work in his fucking garden. 316 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:33,846 Joe who? 317 00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,991 Point is just 'cause some other dumb motherfuckers out there 318 00:17:36,015 --> 00:17:38,643 with shears clipping roses doesn't mean you aren't. Huh? 319 00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:40,269 If you're gonna make up a person, 320 00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:43,022 why make up a person with such a long name? 321 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,900 I'm so sorry. I don't spend all my fucking time 322 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,985 thinking of realistic sounding last names. 323 00:17:48,069 --> 00:17:49,362 You wriggly old fuck! 324 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,407 Hey, Dad. 325 00:17:58,537 --> 00:17:59,789 Fuck you. 326 00:18:01,082 --> 00:18:04,335 [man on TV]...below their lying, liberal human faces, 327 00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:08,214 lurk extraterrestrial beings who want nothing other 328 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:10,258 than our civilization to fail! 329 00:18:10,341 --> 00:18:12,843 They are among us. 330 00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:15,096 I got enough tension to got to have you chatting up 331 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,157 - my fruity neighbors. - The guy was talking to me. 332 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:18,891 He's being a total nad. 333 00:18:19,642 --> 00:18:20,810 Got out of prison. 334 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,520 You don't say. 335 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:25,731 It's been kind of rough go for me really, Dad. I was... 336 00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:28,067 laid up in the hospital for, like, five months. 337 00:18:34,115 --> 00:18:36,242 Somebody shot me and a building had fell on me. 338 00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:37,994 You let somebody shoot you? 339 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,577 It's not like I invited them to come shoot me, Dad. 340 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,330 Pathetic. 341 00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:48,963 [sighs] 342 00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,175 - New lamp? - Huh? 343 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:56,220 The lamp, is it new? 344 00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:58,514 No, it's three months old. 345 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,599 Been in prison for four years. 346 00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:02,101 Doesn't make it all newer. 347 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,271 You know, I asked you to cancel my phone service. It was still on. 348 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:07,165 I've been paying for service for years because you forgot. 349 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:10,484 Oh, it's my fault now you fucked up and went to prison. 350 00:19:10,568 --> 00:19:12,754 - That's not what I'm saying. - Then what are you saying? 351 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:14,058 It's my service. I got no money. 352 00:19:14,113 --> 00:19:16,449 Jesus Christ, you're a fucking pussy. 353 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:21,287 - You've been taking Eagly out? - Yeah. 354 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,080 Where is he? 355 00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:29,587 [screeches] 356 00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:31,881 Eagly. 357 00:19:38,471 --> 00:19:40,056 [continues screeching] 358 00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:43,392 Who's a good boy? 359 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,980 Yeah. Who's Daddy's boy? 360 00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:51,484 [laughing] Dad, look how excited he is. 361 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:56,238 Dad, he's just awesome, right? 362 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:01,786 Oh, my God. He's... He's hugging me. 363 00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:03,829 He's hugging me. 364 00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:06,540 This is fucking amazing. 365 00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:10,753 Dad, grab my phone. I don't wanna move. 366 00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:13,172 Dad? 367 00:20:14,215 --> 00:20:15,257 Dad? 368 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:16,967 [metal clanging] 369 00:20:17,051 --> 00:20:18,886 You think it makes this noise all the time? 370 00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:20,179 Yeah. I don't know. 371 00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:27,311 Hey, new girl. Get your shit off there. 372 00:20:27,395 --> 00:20:28,521 Damn. 373 00:20:29,105 --> 00:20:31,524 This is the only desk with sun. Take the one in the middle. 374 00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:37,067 I don't know what you did to piss off Amanda Waller, 375 00:20:37,113 --> 00:20:39,657 but she's definitely fucking me and John with this gig. 376 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,659 What agency did you get transferred from? 377 00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:43,577 Fucking you how? 378 00:20:43,661 --> 00:20:47,289 We helped Task Force X during Project Starfish 379 00:20:47,373 --> 00:20:49,041 and this is her way of getting back at us. 380 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,209 Yeah, I don't think so. 381 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,336 Hey, new girl's an expert over here, John. 382 00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:54,505 Well, she's entitled to her opinion. 383 00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:56,841 - Thank you. - Her stupid fucking opinion. 384 00:20:57,341 --> 00:21:00,594 Oh, sweet. We have a piano. That's useful for black ops. 385 00:21:02,388 --> 00:21:05,307 This is the worst HQ of all time. 386 00:21:05,391 --> 00:21:06,392 [clanging continues] 387 00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:08,269 You guys hear that, right? It's not just me. 388 00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:11,063 - We hear what? - The fucking pipe... 389 00:21:11,147 --> 00:21:12,356 Nice gaslighting. 390 00:21:13,691 --> 00:21:14,691 [chuckles] 391 00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:36,881 You'll get a kick out of this, Dad. 392 00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:42,303 The guy I was working with, Bloodsport... 393 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,221 Big, tough motherfucker. 394 00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:46,098 Mercenary. All this weapons and shit. 395 00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:49,435 We find out he's got a rat phobia, 396 00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,979 and not just... Not just any phobia. 397 00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:55,399 I mean, like pure terror, screaming like a little girl. 398 00:21:56,108 --> 00:22:00,112 And this other member of the team, Ratcatcher, she controls rats. 399 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,907 Dad, Dad, you know how he got the phobia? 400 00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,867 Of course, I don't fucking know how he got it. 401 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:05,950 He was tortured. 402 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:10,414 His own father tortured him by locking him in a crate for 24 hours 403 00:22:10,498 --> 00:22:12,333 with nothing but starving rats. 404 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:14,418 [both laugh] 405 00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:15,502 Right? 406 00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:20,299 He had these horrible acne scars. 407 00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,176 - Scars! - Yeah, but they aren't. 408 00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:23,928 They were rat bites! 409 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:28,432 For when the rats would gnaw on his flesh when he was a little kid. 410 00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:29,934 It's funny, right? 411 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:32,894 [coughs] 412 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:34,147 Dad? 413 00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:36,105 I'll... I'll get water. 414 00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:39,401 [continues coughing] 415 00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:45,157 Here, here, here. 416 00:22:51,789 --> 00:22:53,958 - This fag that was afraid of the rats... - Yeah. 417 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:56,460 ...please, God, don't tell me he was the one who shot you. 418 00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:03,050 [screeches] 419 00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:09,890 You know, a lot of what happened at Corto Maltese is confidential. 420 00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,147 How did my fucking sperm... 421 00:23:18,566 --> 00:23:20,734 grow into a nancy boy like you? 422 00:23:24,989 --> 00:23:26,532 Look, I just came by to get Eagly 423 00:23:26,615 --> 00:23:28,325 and see if you had another helmet for me. 424 00:23:46,969 --> 00:23:49,388 This one has full body force field... 425 00:23:50,306 --> 00:23:52,850 and this has Sonic blast capabilities. 426 00:23:54,685 --> 00:23:57,271 You need to breathe underwater, then this is one for you. 427 00:23:57,396 --> 00:24:00,024 And... this one has X-ray vision. 428 00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:06,155 I didn't make these things while you were in prison. 429 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,656 These are all from before. 430 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,325 I know. 431 00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:12,161 I never gave you a second thought while you're in there. 432 00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:13,953 Fine. 433 00:24:14,622 --> 00:24:16,290 Just tell me which one you think is best. 434 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:18,626 I hesitate giving you any helmet. 435 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:21,170 As big a simp as you turned out to be. 436 00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,547 But what the fuck! 437 00:24:23,631 --> 00:24:26,592 If you can do some good work and maybe take out a couple of commies 438 00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:29,678 and Blacks, a papist or kike or something, 439 00:24:29,762 --> 00:24:31,847 better than sitting in this fucking closet. 440 00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:34,850 Dad, that's not my thing. Um... 441 00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:38,062 I do what I do to stop criminals, not a specific... 442 00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,480 [sarcastically] Yeah, sure. 443 00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:50,658 I forgot to close the balcony door and when I came home, 444 00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:52,618 my living room was full of pigeons. 445 00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:54,203 Are you kidding me? 446 00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:56,955 No, there was, like, ten of them and they shit all over my couch. 447 00:24:57,081 --> 00:24:58,165 No, this guy... 448 00:25:00,084 --> 00:25:05,130 [laughs] Did this dipshit really show up in full cosplay mode? 449 00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:06,882 This is the guy Waller's giving us? 450 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:08,467 I told you she's fucking us. 451 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:09,466 She's not fucking us. 452 00:25:09,468 --> 00:25:11,720 Is that an eagle in his back seat? 453 00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:13,429 She's fucking us. 454 00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:18,018 Hi, sir, welcome in. 455 00:25:18,102 --> 00:25:19,937 I'm with them. Can I just grab a menu, please? 456 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:22,022 Thank you. 457 00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:29,446 Hey, scooch. 458 00:25:31,407 --> 00:25:33,325 Why are you in your costume? 459 00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:36,245 Costume? This is a uniform, 460 00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:38,914 and it's brand-new. So, I got to stretch it out, 461 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,809 make it more comfortable before we're go on a mission. 462 00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:44,420 Maybe I'm stupid, but why would you even want to wear that on a mission? 463 00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:46,213 A bright red shirt and white pants 464 00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:49,007 aren't exactly conducive to lurking in the shadows. 465 00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:51,194 People see these uniform, it strikes fear in their hearts. 466 00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:54,138 What people? The other people at the Village People try outs? 467 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:57,641 - [laughs] - Why's there a bald eagle in your car? 468 00:25:57,725 --> 00:25:58,725 That's Eagly. 469 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,519 You guys ordered without me? 470 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:03,188 - Eagly is your pet eagle? - Yeah. 471 00:26:03,272 --> 00:26:05,399 Is your dog named Doggy? 472 00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:08,569 - All right. - You have a daughter named Daughtery? 473 00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:11,029 Jealous of a guy's pet eagle much? 474 00:26:11,739 --> 00:26:12,823 [chuckles] 475 00:26:13,115 --> 00:26:14,115 Hey, sweet cheeks. 476 00:26:14,158 --> 00:26:15,993 Can you take my order real quick? 477 00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:18,203 Hi, sure thing. What can I get you? 478 00:26:18,287 --> 00:26:21,248 I'll have mixed green salad and we'll do the garlic zoodles. 479 00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:23,834 - Zoodles. Good choice. - Thank you. 480 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:27,337 Good choice. 481 00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:33,969 Zoodle are zucchini noodles. 482 00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:36,764 "Sweet cheeks." Seriously, dude? 483 00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:38,724 She had cherubic cheeks. It's a compliment. 484 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,058 Sweet cheeks is your butt. 485 00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:41,518 - No, it's not. - It is. 486 00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:43,896 It's like calling somebody, I don't know, "sugar tits." 487 00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:45,397 It's totally inappropriate. 488 00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:48,609 Her tits are way too big for sugar tits. 489 00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:51,695 Sugar tits are like smaller, perkier tits like... yours. 490 00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:54,507 Technically, I think you may have sugar tits, too, 491 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,092 but, somehow, that also feels inappropriate. 492 00:26:56,116 --> 00:26:57,596 All right, Peacemaker, that's enough. 493 00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,329 You don't have to be happy with this detail, 494 00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:02,348 but you do have to treat your fellow soldiers with respect. 495 00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:04,208 Yeah, I heard plenty of stories 496 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,835 about how you treat people with respect, Murn. Plenty. 497 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,546 Why is that busboy staring at you? 498 00:27:12,049 --> 00:27:15,052 I think that's my friend, Gut Chase's younger brother. 499 00:27:16,512 --> 00:27:17,763 He has mental issues. 500 00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:26,146 Thank you. Just the old shell game. 501 00:27:26,855 --> 00:27:28,941 - Take this home and study it. - What is it? 502 00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:30,776 It's the dossier on the first target. 503 00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:32,820 U.S. Senator? 504 00:27:32,903 --> 00:27:34,112 Don't look at it here. 505 00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:35,571 Take our word for it. 506 00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:38,326 The man's a serious threat to the safety of American citizens. 507 00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:42,079 Oh, my God. Could you at least take your helmet off? 508 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:43,640 You're gonna get dressing all over it. 509 00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:45,642 Dressing is easy to get off this helmet, than a human lip. 510 00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,209 That's a fucking fact. 511 00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:49,692 We're in a dressing getting off contest right now, dye-beard. 512 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:51,547 Okay, I don't dye my beard. 513 00:27:51,630 --> 00:27:53,423 I've always had unusually colored hair. 514 00:27:53,549 --> 00:27:54,550 Smith, just... 515 00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:56,635 Fine. Fuck. 516 00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:00,490 Are you always going to be this difficult? 517 00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:01,682 Yup. 518 00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:09,273 Fuck, yeah! Peacemaker's back, baby. 519 00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:12,943 Twerk it and twerk it Get my little tushy out 520 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:16,238 It's my famous butt dance My butt dance, my butt dance 521 00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:17,447 It's my famous... 522 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,741 Hey, man. What's up? 523 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,658 What's up, Adrian? 524 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:24,288 Hey, the reason I'm excited is normal. 525 00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:26,748 I just found out this girl that I'm seeing... 526 00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:29,167 she's pregnant, you know. 527 00:28:30,544 --> 00:28:31,544 You got a girlfriend? 528 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:35,382 Yeah. Her name is Sharon Osborne. 529 00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:36,675 Not... 530 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:39,678 Not the one that you may know, she's a different one. 531 00:28:40,012 --> 00:28:42,812 Why are you always trying to get me to set you up with my cousin, then? 532 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:45,559 Well, I wouldn't... I wouldn't say, like, girlfriend, you know. 533 00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:47,477 And you're happy she's pregnant. 534 00:28:47,978 --> 00:28:49,062 Yeah. 535 00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:51,690 Because we are going to have an abortion. 536 00:28:55,736 --> 00:28:57,779 - Well, yeah, good luck. - Thank you. Yeah. 537 00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:00,073 Hey, you're invited if you... 538 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,201 I don't wanna come to your abortion, man. 539 00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:05,120 That's cool. 540 00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:11,960 [grunts] 541 00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:13,378 Peacemaker, baby. 542 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,722 And this. Hey, boy. 543 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:26,350 You learned to drive now? You drive us home? Yeah. 544 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:27,559 He's friendly? 545 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:29,810 Oh, yeah. 546 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:32,773 I love animals. 547 00:29:32,856 --> 00:29:34,524 Yeah, Eagly is amazing. 548 00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:39,696 Hey. 549 00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:41,573 Hey, bud. 550 00:29:42,532 --> 00:29:44,534 Shit, man, I thought you said it was friendly. 551 00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:45,887 I thought you meant friendly to me. 552 00:29:45,911 --> 00:29:49,122 Yeah, I know it's friendly to you. I saw you pet it. 553 00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:51,346 You know, he was so happy to see me today, 554 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:52,810 he wraps his wings around me and hugged me. 555 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,711 - An eagle hugged you? - Yeah. 556 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:56,254 Yeah, I call bullshit on that. 557 00:29:56,338 --> 00:29:58,316 You don't wanna believe in miracles. That's on you. 558 00:29:58,340 --> 00:29:59,340 You're the new girl? 559 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:02,052 Yeah, but I know my shit. Don't worry about that. 560 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:04,638 I've done a lot of, you know, notable things. 561 00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:06,348 That's super vague. 562 00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:08,850 Yeah, 'cause if I told you anymore, I'd have to, you know... 563 00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:10,893 [imitates gunshot] 564 00:30:12,396 --> 00:30:13,396 Kill me? 565 00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:14,731 Yeah. 566 00:30:15,315 --> 00:30:16,315 - [both laugh] - That's... 567 00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:18,860 Oh, you hubbed up? 568 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,152 What? 569 00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:22,406 Married, yeah. 570 00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:23,572 That's cool. 571 00:30:23,615 --> 00:30:25,367 I'm into old fashioned stuff, too, you know. 572 00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:28,161 Hummel figurines and capital punishment, 573 00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:30,288 and Garbage Pail Kids and stuff, you know. 574 00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:35,419 Hey, what you mean when you said you heard stories about Mr. Murn? 575 00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:37,004 I know he's a mercenary. 576 00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:40,090 I know he killed a lot of people, not always for the right side. 577 00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:42,009 I know I don't trust his ass. 578 00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:46,179 Well, good night, Smith. 579 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:47,930 Good night, Eversmall. 580 00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:50,892 It's Adebayo. 581 00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:52,769 Adebayo. 582 00:30:52,853 --> 00:30:57,816 Although, I do appreciate the confidence with which you said something so wrong. 583 00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:58,942 It's my thing. 584 00:30:59,026 --> 00:31:00,318 That and having a big dick. 585 00:31:00,402 --> 00:31:03,030 Yep, information I had no need for. 586 00:31:03,113 --> 00:31:05,782 No, I'm... I'm serious. It's too big, actually. 587 00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:08,285 - It causes people pain. - Okay. 588 00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,248 Kids in junior high, they called me "Chimp Arm." 589 00:31:10,328 --> 00:31:12,122 Good night, sweet cheeks. 590 00:31:13,457 --> 00:31:14,457 Sweet cheeks. 591 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:18,086 It wasn't inappropriate, was it, Eagly? 592 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:19,211 [Eagly screeches] 593 00:31:21,048 --> 00:31:23,133 Baby woke me up this morning 594 00:31:23,216 --> 00:31:26,261 She said "Hey man, we are through" 595 00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:29,473 She said "If you ain't gonna go to heaven with me 596 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:31,975 Then I ain't goin' to hell with you" 597 00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:34,227 That's alright now baby 598 00:31:34,311 --> 00:31:36,772 Just one last thing on my mind 599 00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:42,861 I'm just trying to find a place In a world gone mean and blind 600 00:31:44,029 --> 00:31:48,492 So I say Come on, Come on, come on, fuck yeah! 601 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,577 Come on, come on, come on 602 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:54,831 Come on, come on, come on Fuck yeah! 603 00:31:54,915 --> 00:31:56,249 Come on, come on, come on 604 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:57,518 [horns honking, tires screeching] 605 00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:01,088 I said come on, come on, come on Fuck yeah! 606 00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:03,298 Come on, come on, come on! 607 00:32:07,219 --> 00:32:09,846 Oh, yeah! 608 00:32:16,144 --> 00:32:17,562 She's a babe. 609 00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:22,609 Hey, Goldilocks. 610 00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:24,945 Can I ask you a question? 611 00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:29,658 As long as it's a question about how to cure rotting fish breath, sure. 612 00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:31,118 Fuck you, bitch! 613 00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:35,789 I'm in love, yeah, yeah... 614 00:32:35,872 --> 00:32:38,917 At least every minute or two... 615 00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:40,794 Easy, buddy. 616 00:32:40,877 --> 00:32:44,631 Until the next time a girl walks by 617 00:32:45,173 --> 00:32:49,594 I think I love her too 618 00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:50,804 Hey! 619 00:32:50,887 --> 00:32:53,056 I can't help myself 620 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:56,476 - Crazy coincidence, right? - Oh, yeah. 621 00:32:56,643 --> 00:32:58,728 - Yeah, this is uncanny. - Right? 622 00:32:58,812 --> 00:33:01,356 - What can I get you? - I'll just have the same. 623 00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:02,815 So? 624 00:33:03,483 --> 00:33:05,485 - Harcourt, right? - Yeah. 625 00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:07,653 Thank you. 626 00:33:09,614 --> 00:33:11,449 - What's your first name? - Why? 627 00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:15,287 Just curious. I mean... 628 00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:19,666 You know, you don't have to call me Peacemaker. You can call me Chris. 629 00:33:19,749 --> 00:33:22,419 I'll call you Peacemaker, you call me Harcourt. 630 00:33:22,502 --> 00:33:23,502 How's that? 631 00:33:25,255 --> 00:33:26,256 Okay. 632 00:33:26,882 --> 00:33:28,967 Fuck, you kidding me? She said what? 633 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,111 - Just trying to say... - Hey! 634 00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:31,362 ...it doesn't always have to be about work. 635 00:33:31,386 --> 00:33:32,721 - Hold on. - Okay. 636 00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:35,223 What the fuck did you say to my friend, you ugly fucking... 637 00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:36,892 [groans] 638 00:33:39,144 --> 00:33:41,062 Jesus fuckling! [groans] 639 00:33:41,146 --> 00:33:42,480 What was that next word? 640 00:33:42,564 --> 00:33:44,065 - You ugly fucking what? - Oh, God. 641 00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:46,484 [groans] 642 00:33:46,610 --> 00:33:49,279 Any of the rest of you want to finish it for him? 643 00:33:50,447 --> 00:33:52,407 [continues groaning] 644 00:33:53,825 --> 00:33:56,703 Summertime Girls 645 00:33:56,786 --> 00:34:00,707 You make my whole world go around 646 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:02,584 What were you saying? 647 00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:09,925 That's so fucking hot. 648 00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:13,720 I clocked you driving by 649 00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:16,223 and then making a U-turn to follow me in here. 650 00:34:18,016 --> 00:34:19,142 [chuckling] Come on! 651 00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:20,953 The way you say it, makes it sound all stalkery. 652 00:34:20,977 --> 00:34:23,980 No, the way that you did it made it stalkery. 653 00:34:24,064 --> 00:34:25,065 I just described it. 654 00:34:26,316 --> 00:34:27,232 Look... 655 00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:30,570 I have no interest in you other than your ability to fight for us. 656 00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:31,863 Just because you're handsome 657 00:34:31,947 --> 00:34:33,949 doesn't mean you're not a piece of shit murderer. 658 00:34:34,032 --> 00:34:34,948 You think I'm handsome? 659 00:34:34,950 --> 00:34:36,076 Oh, my God. 660 00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:37,369 Please, fuck off. 661 00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:45,961 Okay, look, I... I've been in prison the last four years, okay? 662 00:34:47,003 --> 00:34:48,421 I haven't been with anyone. 663 00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:51,091 I haven't been with any woman in a long time. 664 00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:55,262 I'm not asking for emotional connection here. I'm just asking for fun. 665 00:34:55,345 --> 00:34:56,721 Genital-to-genital contact. 666 00:34:56,846 --> 00:34:58,223 No touching above here. 667 00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:01,226 No, fuck, it's got to be here. 668 00:35:01,309 --> 00:35:02,936 I got to touch your boobs, sorry. 669 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:04,604 Just trying to, 670 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:07,708 I don't know, relief some of the stress that's been building up over the years. 671 00:35:07,732 --> 00:35:09,776 Cool and I'm just trying to fucking have a beer, 672 00:35:09,859 --> 00:35:11,569 but whether it's those douchebags or you, 673 00:35:11,653 --> 00:35:14,823 I guess that's just something that I can't have in my life 674 00:35:14,906 --> 00:35:17,325 because I don't know, I wear makeup. 675 00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:21,496 You know what? 676 00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:25,250 Go fuck yourself, Chris. 677 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:27,502 I feel your desire 678 00:35:27,627 --> 00:35:30,880 As the moonlight lingers in the sky 679 00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:34,259 I'm walking through fire 680 00:35:34,342 --> 00:35:38,471 Can't you hear me when I cry 681 00:35:38,555 --> 00:35:42,225 One night of passion One night of hunger 682 00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:45,729 And my attraction is getting stronger 683 00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:48,982 I need to feel you, I need to hold you 684 00:35:49,065 --> 00:35:51,484 I can't deny 'Cause my heart... 685 00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:53,403 Freedom! 686 00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:56,531 ...is screaming out your name 687 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,327 [Waller] How's the team? 688 00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:01,661 Okay, I guess. 689 00:36:01,745 --> 00:36:04,581 Murn, I hear, is not such a great guy. 690 00:36:04,664 --> 00:36:06,344 I don't care about the quality of the knife 691 00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:07,834 as long as the blade is sharp. 692 00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:10,378 - John seems okay. - He's pliable. 693 00:36:10,462 --> 00:36:12,839 Harcourt is hard. 694 00:36:12,964 --> 00:36:15,133 Barbie is ambitious. Watch out for her. 695 00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:17,177 Shouldn't we just loop them in on the whole plan? 696 00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:18,260 No. 697 00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:20,930 You're my eyes and ears, Leota, while you're there. 698 00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:23,099 And the only one I trust with the big picture. 699 00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:24,726 Did my forger get you the diary? 700 00:36:27,437 --> 00:36:29,856 This goofy shit? Yeah. 701 00:36:29,939 --> 00:36:33,568 Hide it in his trailer, the first chance you get, somewhere he won't find it. 702 00:36:35,070 --> 00:36:36,404 How's Peacemaker? 703 00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:37,488 [scoffs] 704 00:36:37,864 --> 00:36:40,158 Yeah, he's his own thing. 705 00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:41,910 - Sexist. - Yeah. 706 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,703 Probably racist. 707 00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:45,997 - Oh, you know who his father is. - Oh, yeah. 708 00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:50,126 But there's something else about him that's... 709 00:36:50,919 --> 00:36:51,919 What? 710 00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:55,632 ...sad. 711 00:36:55,715 --> 00:37:00,595 Empathy... in this business, Leota, that will get you killed. 712 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:03,306 Yeah, well, it doesn't really matter, does it? 713 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:06,559 I appreciate the work, but after this job is done, 714 00:37:06,684 --> 00:37:10,438 Keeya and I will be back on our feet and I'll find a job I actually like. 715 00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:11,731 Sure. 716 00:37:12,023 --> 00:37:14,150 Ignore your God-given natural talent. 717 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:16,444 Yeah, I don't think so. 718 00:37:16,528 --> 00:37:18,488 I'm not like these people. 719 00:37:18,571 --> 00:37:19,739 All right. 720 00:37:20,615 --> 00:37:22,242 I have an early morning. 721 00:37:23,451 --> 00:37:25,662 - Night, baby girl. - Night, Mom. 722 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:31,089 Well, they're still trying to pull you in, huh? 723 00:37:32,335 --> 00:37:33,336 Always. 724 00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:50,269 Cool. 725 00:37:58,403 --> 00:38:01,531 Oh, this... This is my jam. 726 00:38:01,698 --> 00:38:03,867 You know, this is back when men were real men 727 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:05,743 'cause they weren't afraid to be women. 728 00:38:05,827 --> 00:38:11,207 None of this auto-tuned robots dry up in the passes for music bullshit, right? 729 00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:16,628 No way. 730 00:38:16,629 --> 00:38:17,715 Quireboys? 731 00:38:17,839 --> 00:38:19,674 Watched these guys when I was a kid. 732 00:38:19,757 --> 00:38:22,844 God! I go to all the shows when they came through Evergreen. 733 00:38:41,863 --> 00:38:45,867 I went to see herjust this morning 734 00:38:49,412 --> 00:38:52,540 To see how the child might be 735 00:38:54,584 --> 00:39:00,507 She sat there smokin' all my cigarettes 736 00:39:01,549 --> 00:39:03,718 At a table 737 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:05,845 Set for three 738 00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:13,478 I could've cried I could've cried... 739 00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:16,063 When she said 740 00:39:16,898 --> 00:39:20,318 I don't love you any more 741 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:22,487 Hey, I gotta thank you for tonight. 742 00:39:22,570 --> 00:39:24,322 I was having a crazy fucked up day, 743 00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:26,449 but when I was in your pussy back there, I felt... 744 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:28,868 I don't know, fucking hope. 745 00:39:28,952 --> 00:39:30,203 That sounds stupid, I just... 746 00:39:30,662 --> 00:39:32,664 Maybe it's the big man in the sky's way of saying, 747 00:39:32,747 --> 00:39:34,958 "Chris, there's something more for you out there. 748 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:36,459 You and Eagly. 749 00:39:37,043 --> 00:39:40,046 Other than all this rancid shit life's thrown you so far." 750 00:39:45,593 --> 00:39:49,806 So I went and seen my friends 751 00:39:53,142 --> 00:39:56,854 I tried to turn to them for help 752 00:40:00,984 --> 00:40:04,070 But all that any of them said 753 00:40:06,948 --> 00:40:10,410 You gotta look out for yourself 754 00:40:10,493 --> 00:40:11,744 Fuck them! 755 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:17,417 I could've cried I could've cried... 756 00:40:18,876 --> 00:40:20,753 When she said 757 00:40:20,962 --> 00:40:24,340 I don't love you anymore 758 00:40:24,507 --> 00:40:27,093 I was slain and shown the door 759 00:40:27,176 --> 00:40:28,261 [screams] 760 00:40:29,554 --> 00:40:30,554 [groans] 761 00:40:30,805 --> 00:40:31,805 Hey! 762 00:40:35,727 --> 00:40:39,480 Please don't look to me for help 763 00:40:39,564 --> 00:40:43,484 All the pain is with yourself 764 00:40:43,568 --> 00:40:46,904 All the blame is with yourself 765 00:40:51,701 --> 00:40:52,910 What the fuck? 766 00:40:52,994 --> 00:40:54,203 [yells] 767 00:40:57,081 --> 00:40:58,081 [grunts] 768 00:41:07,967 --> 00:41:08,967 [groans] 769 00:41:11,095 --> 00:41:14,223 You're all I ever wanted 770 00:41:14,307 --> 00:41:17,393 All I ever needed 771 00:41:18,144 --> 00:41:20,647 - [bones crack] - Every time I see your face 772 00:41:20,730 --> 00:41:23,691 Reminds me baby of what we had 773 00:41:23,775 --> 00:41:30,114 I get so lonely Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah 774 00:41:30,198 --> 00:41:34,369 All our lives I've been down 775 00:41:34,452 --> 00:41:40,458 Always seemed in emptiness 776 00:41:43,044 --> 00:41:47,006 I say my prayers every night 777 00:41:50,218 --> 00:41:56,516 But even God don't care less Oh, yeah 778 00:41:56,641 --> 00:41:57,934 [groans] 779 00:41:58,017 --> 00:42:00,395 I could've cried 780 00:42:00,478 --> 00:42:01,479 Fuck! 781 00:42:01,938 --> 00:42:04,232 When she said 782 00:42:04,315 --> 00:42:08,111 I don't love you anymore 783 00:42:08,194 --> 00:42:11,280 I was slain and shown the door 784 00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:15,618 Ain't no room here anymore 785 00:42:17,453 --> 00:42:19,038 [yells] 786 00:42:20,957 --> 00:42:23,084 [groans] 787 00:42:24,377 --> 00:42:26,587 [sighs] Take it easy, Doc said. 788 00:42:37,390 --> 00:42:38,891 [snarls] 789 00:42:44,522 --> 00:42:45,522 [sniffs] 790 00:43:00,288 --> 00:43:01,998 [suspenseful music playing] 791 00:43:19,265 --> 00:43:20,767 [screeches] 792 00:43:21,809 --> 00:43:24,145 [music intensifies] 793 00:43:30,735 --> 00:43:31,736 [snarls] 794 00:43:36,908 --> 00:43:37,909 Activate sonic boom! 795 00:43:43,164 --> 00:43:44,624 [tires screech] 796 00:43:54,967 --> 00:43:57,345 [pants] 797 00:44:11,025 --> 00:44:12,026 [Eagly screeches] 798 00:44:15,863 --> 00:44:17,657 [chuckles softly] 799 00:44:22,036 --> 00:44:23,287 [screeches] 800 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:28,083 Thanks, Eagly. 801 00:44:29,418 --> 00:44:32,547 You're not a lady You're a love bomb baby 802 00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:36,133 Love bomb baby, come n' blow me away 803 00:44:36,217 --> 00:44:39,053 Can't get enough of your Sweet, sweet lovin' 804 00:44:39,136 --> 00:44:40,052 [screeches gently] 805 00:44:40,054 --> 00:44:44,642 Keep it coming, oh, baby, fire away 806 00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:48,354 Ah, ha-ah, oh, yeah 807 00:44:48,437 --> 00:44:49,647 [sirens approaching] 808 00:44:52,149 --> 00:44:54,110 Well I've been waiting so long 809 00:44:54,193 --> 00:44:55,987 For a girl like you 810 00:44:56,070 --> 00:44:59,574 A time bomb ready to blow 811 00:45:01,951 --> 00:45:05,413 I know it can't be wrong 'Cause, baby, when I get you home 812 00:45:05,496 --> 00:45:08,708 You're not a lady You're a love bomb baby 813 00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:12,295 Love bomb baby, come n' blow me away 814 00:45:12,378 --> 00:45:16,299 Can't get enough of your Sweet, sweet lovin' 815 00:45:16,382 --> 00:45:20,469 Keep it coming, oh, baby, fire away 816 00:45:20,553 --> 00:45:24,515 Love bomb baby, love bomb baby Ah, ha-ah, oh, yeah 817 00:45:28,311 --> 00:45:30,271 You're everything I need 818 00:45:30,354 --> 00:45:35,484 You're dangerous You're blue eyed dynamite 819 00:45:35,568 --> 00:45:37,695 Sussssister TNT 820 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:41,115 You got the kinda love I need tonight 821 00:45:42,074 --> 00:45:45,244 You're not a lady You're a love bomb baby 822 00:45:45,328 --> 00:45:48,873 Love bomb baby, come n' blow me away 823 00:45:48,956 --> 00:45:53,127 Can't get enough of your Sweet, sweet lovin' 824 00:45:53,210 --> 00:45:56,756 Keep it coming, oh, baby, fire away 825 00:45:56,839 --> 00:46:01,177 Love bomb baby, love bomb baby Ah, ha-ah, oh, yeah 826 00:46:05,139 --> 00:46:07,224 Direct hit, target destroyed 827 00:46:14,774 --> 00:46:16,233 This one will give you scabies. 828 00:46:17,193 --> 00:46:18,861 Gave me scab... Why would I want scabies? 829 00:46:19,570 --> 00:46:20,821 Challenge yourself? 830 00:46:21,697 --> 00:46:24,408 Every man should have scabies once in his life. 831 00:46:24,867 --> 00:46:25,952 Okay.