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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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There's nothing like
a warm sheet,
fresh from the drier.

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(SIGHS)

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I'll be dead asleep
in no time.

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(SNORING)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Hey!

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What are you supposed to be?

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(VOCALIZES)

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Give me my sheet back.

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-Huh.
-(VOCALIZES)

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Okay ghost.
So that's how it's gonna be.

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I'm gonna haunt you down!

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Give me my sheet!

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Not so fast!

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Thank goodness for two-ply.

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Okay! Come on!

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Get back here!

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That's 2000 thread count
Egyptian cotton!

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BUGS: Where'd you go?

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I have had my fun
of you, specter.

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Ha! Ha!

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Time for you to get what for!

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Take that and that and that!

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And this and that and that
and that and that!

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And that!

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Do you like that?

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You glorified poltergeist!

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(WHEEZING)

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I'd really be freaked out now
if I actually believed
in ghosts.

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(YELPS)

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Oh! No you don't!

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(GRUNTING)

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BUGS: Hey!
Who turned out the lights?

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(VOCALIZES)

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A-ha!

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Gotcha!

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Argh!

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Open up!

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Huh!

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Can we iron out
our differences?

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Open up.

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Come out, come out.
Wherever you are!

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Mommy!

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Hmm.

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Stop it!

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Nobody possesses
Bugs Bunny's guest house.

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(GRUNTING)

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(GULPING)

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You're drinking
straight from the carton?

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That's the last straw!

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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Wow, wow, wow, wow!
That tears it!

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Look what you've done now!

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Look pal, maybe we got off
on the wrong foot here.

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I mean there's no reason
why the two of can't get...

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(TOILET FLUSHING)

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-Are you ready?
-Uh-huh.

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Are you sure?

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-Uh-huh.
-Now, what's this all
really about?

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(MUMBLING)

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I can't understand
a word you're saying.

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Hold on one second.

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How can I be a ghost
without a sheet?

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You need a costume?

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That's what you're all
grave about?

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Well, I can't scare people
if they can't see me!

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Why didn't you say so?

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I can make you
a super scary costume.

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Now, follow me.

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Okay, first things first.

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Am I scary?

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Oh, yeah.
People hate alarm clocks.

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-BUGS: And this.
-(CHOKING)

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And this.

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How do I look now?

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(GASPS) I can hardly stand
to be in the same room
with you.

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But we are not finished yet.

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BUGS: This. And one of these.

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Some of these.

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And the piece de resistance.

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Voila!

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You are the creepiest,
scariest ghost I've ever seen!

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Really? Do I look like
a vision of the other world?

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Oh, you look otherworldly.
That's for sure.

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Try to scare me.

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(VOCALIZES)

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Yeah! Try something scarier.

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Like happy birthday.

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(VOCALIZES) Happy birthday!

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Ahh! Oh, man!
That's terrifying!

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Now get out there
and scare some people.

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If I were you, I'd start
right next door.

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(SIGH) Man!

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I thought I'd never get rid
of that dead weight.

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(THUNDER BREAKING)

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(DOOR CREAKS)

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(VOCALIZES) Happy birthday!

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(VOCALIZES) Happy birthday!

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(WILE SCREAMING)

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(WHISPERING) Happy birthday!

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Porky recommended it.

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He says the characters
are compelling.

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And whilst the plot is
somewhat derivative at first,

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it wildly builds to
a feverish pace,

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then turns the whole thing
into a riveting affair.

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Episode one.

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(TV SHOW THEME PLAYING)

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Wow!

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Porky, you weren't kidding.
That was amazing!

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Must watch episode two!

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(TV SHOW THEME PLAYING)

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Porky, curse you!

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I can't leave the TV!

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Must watch season 14!

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-(SIGHS)
-(TV SHOW THEME PLAYING)

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Ah!

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What a satisfying
conclusion to season 57.

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You could almost
end the show there.

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Okay, on to season 58.

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-TERRY: I don't know.
-Huh?

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If you ask me, it kinda

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jumped the shark
back on S36, E12.

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Hey! What's the big idea?

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-Who are you?
-Oh, uh. (CHUCKLES)

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I'm a Dust Bunny,
name's Terry.

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How are ya?

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Dust?
But where'd you come from?

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Well, you have to admit,

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you kind of let the place go.

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Listen, you gotta scram!

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I'm a genuine germophobe.

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Hey! I'm not going nowhere!

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This is my place now,
and there ain't nothing
you can do about it!

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Oh, yeah?

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Get out of my house!

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Why you little... I'll teach
you to dirty up my place!

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Bringing your dust all over,
sitting on my sofa.

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Well, that ought to be
the end of that.

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(SCREAMING)

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Oh, hello!

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You've really
put yourself together.

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(STAMMERING) I mean,
you clean up nice.

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Although, uh,
you got a little something
on your face.

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-Right there.
-I do?

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Go like this.

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-Uh, did I get it?
-Nope, go like this.

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-Better?
-More like this.

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Now go like this.

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-(LAUGHING)
-(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)

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Hey! (SCREAMING)

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Give me that!

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Let's see how you like
being swept out of the house!

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I think it's time
to bust this dust!

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MAN ON TV: Up next, compulsive cleaning!

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(LAUGHS)

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This hoarder has a house full of hamsters!

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-(DOOR BELL RINGS)
-Huh? Aw!

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What?

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Bugsy Haze here
with a question for ya.

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-Huh?
-Is your household cleaner
tough on germs?

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And judging by this place,
apparently not.

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Uh... (CHUCKLES)
Yeah.

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Well, I'm here to
talk about Moxy-Clean.

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The household product that's
more than just a cleaner.

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It's a sanitizer.
It's a deodorizer.

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It's a salad dressing.

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-Mmm.
-That's not all.

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It slices. It dices.

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It breaks down the dirt
at the molecular level

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and blasts dark carbons
and pollutants
so you don't have to.

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It cleans 99% of
household dust.

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Oh, come on now.

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You just name it,
Moxy-Clean will tame it.

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Oh, yeah? Really?
I bet it couldn't tame me!

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Well, I don't know.
I mean, we never
really actually...

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Come on big talker!

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Let's see if you could
take this dirt ball down!

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All right doc,
you asked for it.

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Just my luck.
This guy is the 1%.

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(SCREAMING)

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-Howdy Terry?
-Hey good lookin'.

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Wait a minute.
You two know each other?

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Sure. He and I used to
hide under your bed.

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Uh, forget I asked.

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ALL: Hiya fellas!

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-(BUGS SCREAMING)
-Let's get him!

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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(BUGS SCREAMING)

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I believe it was
Shakespeare who said,

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"It will hath put a spirit
of youth in everything."

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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(WIND WHOOSHING)

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(SHEEP BLEATING)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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My leaves!

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My branches!

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My life-long desire to dance
in the Russian ballet!

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We're never gonna
catch him like this!

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We've gotta pull together
and work as one.

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(ALL INHALING DEEPLY)

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(SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GROWLING)

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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

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(GROWLING)

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Hey! Now that's
what I call clean.

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-(GASPS)
-(PANTING)

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(SIGHS)

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It was just a dream.

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Better safe than sorry.

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TERRY: I couldn't disagree
with you more.

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(GASPS)

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(GROWLING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪