1 00:00:41,060 --> 00:00:43,480 -Butter. -And the apples are good now, 2 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,850 but not from the market. 3 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:48,150 l can go to Rodney Farms on Sunday. lt's near church. 4 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:50,980 -Can't we go to Rodney Farms? -We'll see. 5 00:00:51,610 --> 00:00:55,440 -Why don't we go to church? -We go to church. 6 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:58,330 On Christmas. Carla goes every Sunday. 7 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,380 We don't need to go every week. 8 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,460 Anything else? 9 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:09,470 -lt's early. Do you want a drink? -Yes. 10 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,970 -How was school today? -Good. 11 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:17,090 How come you never ask me? 12 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:22,390 l do. lt's just your answer is always longer, so l thought l would start with Sally. 13 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:24,720 When's Halloween? 14 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,470 Before Thanksgiving. Francine and Carlton have invited us, 15 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:32,020 but l think if we're going to be selling Daddy's house, 16 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:35,950 l don't know, it might be nice to have it there one last time. 17 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,780 Are you going to sleep here tonight? 18 00:01:42,410 --> 00:01:43,450 No. 19 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,340 You're working too much. 20 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:50,380 -Betts, l don't have a choice. -No, that's not what l mean. l just... 21 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:52,710 l see how hard you're working. 22 00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:01,670 Hello. 23 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,840 lnside. 24 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,480 -Were you grading papers? -Why? 25 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:22,790 l don't know if you're hungry, but l made date nut bread. 26 00:02:22,870 --> 00:02:25,330 Actually, l made three. Bake sale. 27 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:32,620 Your service called. Mr. Hilton was looking for you, 28 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,590 but he's probably in the air right now. 29 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:40,180 Thanks, Miss Farrell. That's good to know. 30 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:42,810 l thought so. 31 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:48,890 l want you to spend the whole night. 32 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:17,180 You couldn't possibly be asleep already. 33 00:03:23,390 --> 00:03:25,940 This eight-year-old, Charlie, 34 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:30,050 looked up at me during art today and said, 35 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:35,700 "How do l know if what l see as blue is the same as it is to you?" 36 00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:41,730 What did you say? 37 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:44,950 The truth. l don't know. 38 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:48,250 l never have, 39 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,290 but l love that he made me think about that again. 40 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:57,090 What would you have said? 41 00:03:58,340 --> 00:04:00,930 l would have told Charlie 42 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:04,420 that my job is about 43 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:08,550 boiling down communication to its essentials, 44 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,770 and that l know that there is a blue 45 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:17,530 that at least 45% of the population sees as the same. 46 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:22,480 Maybe half those people think they're looking at yellow. 47 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:27,400 Maybe, but the truth is, people may see things differently, 48 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,290 but they don't really want to. 49 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,420 Do you feel bad about what you do? 50 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:41,470 Nobody feels as good about what they do as you do. 51 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:46,010 That's sweet. 52 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:52,350 l wish l could've known you at eight. l bet you were serious. 53 00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:57,690 And l would've liked you. 54 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:02,240 Long curly hair. 55 00:05:05,950 --> 00:05:07,830 No one has it anymore. 56 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:25,260 -Why don't you take her? -Because l said no. 57 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:29,390 -You'd rather not go than go with me? -What do you think Mr. Draper would say 58 00:05:29,470 --> 00:05:33,260 if you showed up at the Sterling Cooper 40th with his secretary? 59 00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:34,550 Good morning, Mr. Draper. 60 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,180 -Coffee? -Morning, Don. 61 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:38,070 Morning, fellas. Yes. 62 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:40,810 -Aqua Net, 9:00. -Get Peggy. 63 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:43,450 Don, if you could stand over there. 64 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:46,030 lt's Paul Kinsey theater. 65 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,450 This was my thought. 66 00:05:51,540 --> 00:05:54,830 Aqua Net is about hold, but it's also about beauty. 67 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,050 So, we're driving. Two couples. l call it "Double Date." 68 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,970 The woman in the back's scarf blows off and her hair starts blowing. 69 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:08,890 -Her hairdo falls apart. -Oh, no! 70 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:11,310 And then the woman in front takes off her scarf 71 00:06:11,390 --> 00:06:13,600 and hands it back to the woman in the back. 72 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,850 -Take mine. -And he says, "Are you sure, Marcia?" 73 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,560 Marcia's hair is perfect. 74 00:06:20,810 --> 00:06:24,150 And then her date gives her a knowing smile of admiration 75 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:26,110 on her confident smile. 76 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,360 "Aqua Net. Arrive in style." 77 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:34,860 Too much story. Every time l hear, "And then," 78 00:06:34,950 --> 00:06:38,870 there's another chance for the ladies at home to misunderstand. 79 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:42,880 What if it's just the two couples, the wind is blowing, 80 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:45,090 the woman in the back has to put on her kerchief 81 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:48,590 and she just looks longingly at Miss Perfect in front? 82 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,600 -Okay. -"Arrive in style" still works. 83 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:55,260 And at the end, you could see the can with a kerchief, 84 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:56,850 like a see-through one over it 85 00:06:56,930 --> 00:07:00,010 and the wind blows it off to reveal the Aqua Net. 86 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,850 A kerchief in a can? 87 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,200 Don't use that, but very nice. 88 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,060 Well, great, then. 89 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:12,950 -What do you have for Western Union? -We don't meet until next week. 90 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:14,860 Hilton takes precedence, 91 00:07:14,950 --> 00:07:17,030 so l need you two to be ready for me at a moment's notice. 92 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,700 And it has to be TV to compete with the phone company. 93 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:22,880 l love getting telegrams, but l never send them. 94 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:26,590 How is that supposed to help? 95 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,140 l've got it. 96 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,550 My goodness. This is where everyone is. 97 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:38,760 Allison, my dear, do you mind? 98 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:43,900 All the paperwork is through on your contract. 99 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:47,690 lt is my pleasure to deliver your signing bonus personally. 100 00:07:48,570 --> 00:07:50,990 You see, l don't just fire people. 101 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,750 So we finally have an answer to the question, 102 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:59,490 "What makes Don Draper smile?" $5,000 seems to be the number. 103 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:03,090 l don't know why it took two months. 104 00:08:03,330 --> 00:08:06,580 Will your amigo Connie Hilton be attending the anniversary party Friday? 105 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:09,170 -ln his dressiest Stetson. -Splendid. 106 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:13,760 You will be speaking last. lt's prime time. Please prepare. 107 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:18,090 l'm sorry to interrupt. Mr. Pryce, your wife is here 108 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:20,180 and has requested your attention immediately. 109 00:08:20,270 --> 00:08:22,020 -Where? -Your office. 110 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,560 -What's going on? -l'll find out. 111 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:28,150 No, it's okay. 112 00:08:33,410 --> 00:08:36,040 -Mr. Kinsey to see you. -What was that? 113 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:38,370 Thank you, Olive. What? 114 00:08:38,450 --> 00:08:41,570 l don't need you to put your little swirl on top of my idea. 115 00:08:41,660 --> 00:08:43,870 -No one's keeping score. -l am. 116 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:46,300 And every time we work together, it looks like you carried the load 117 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:48,300 because you're spontaneous, and you're a girl, 118 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:50,800 and you're his favorite and you use Aqua Net. 119 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,380 -Are you nuts? He hates me. -That's rich. 120 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:56,600 Wearing a dress isn't gonna help you with Western Union. 121 00:08:56,680 --> 00:09:00,730 You do your work. l'll do mine. Let the chips fall where they may. 122 00:09:04,270 --> 00:09:06,360 Mrs. Pryce, your water. 123 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:11,200 -Thank you ever so much, John. -Will there be anything else? 124 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:22,990 -He's such a toad. -He is. He is. Darling, please, sit down. 125 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:26,710 No. l'm not going to let you force me to do anything anymore. 126 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:29,000 Am l to entertain your ballad of dissatisfaction, 127 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:33,010 or has something actually happened? Because l am at work, dear. 128 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:38,890 l'm so sorry. 129 00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:43,470 l went to pick up my gown. 130 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:48,020 The queue for the taxi was 1 0 long with those fat ladies in their furs. 131 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:51,190 Finally l think l'm en route, but l see the park, 132 00:09:51,270 --> 00:09:52,850 and l insist it's the wrong direction, 133 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,650 and he's obviously running up my fare, which he was. 134 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:57,950 -l'm so sorry, darling. -l had to stop here 135 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,690 because l'd already taken a $2.25 tour of Harlem 136 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:04,820 -and that was all the money l had. -We'll get you home right away. 137 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,880 Do you have enough cash to get me to London? 138 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,090 Because this is not my home. 139 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,580 -These things take time. -Not for you. 140 00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:18,560 lf a superior demands that you be happy, you say, "Yes, sir. Right away, sir." 141 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,140 Go on. Let's have it all, shall we? 142 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:23,480 You like it here. 143 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:27,560 The smells and the noise and the criminals at every level. 144 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:30,150 l have made the best of this. 145 00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:32,980 My salary is good. The company is flourishing. 146 00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:35,280 My wife has a beautiful gown. 147 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,830 May l see it? 148 00:10:39,780 --> 00:10:41,360 lt's not London. 149 00:10:41,870 --> 00:10:44,420 -lt's not even England. -That's true. 150 00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:47,750 l've been here 1 0 months and no one's ever asked me 151 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,700 where l went to school. 152 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:56,090 -l want to scream. -Don't. 153 00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:58,960 Roll over. 154 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:11,480 -Just a minute! -Why did you answer? 155 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,500 l had to see you. 156 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,360 l called you from the bus station in New Haven 157 00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:29,030 before l started hitching. You never answered. 158 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:32,370 l'm so sorry. Can you give me a minute? 159 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:42,300 -lt's my brother. -Get rid of him for 1 5 minutes. l'll run out. 160 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,220 No, it's okay, Don. Come outside. 161 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:49,400 No. So there's a man in here. He doesn't need to know it's me. 162 00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:52,900 l want you to meet him. 163 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:55,810 l don't want to ruin this. 164 00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:58,950 lt's okay. 165 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,580 l promise. 166 00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:19,970 Danny, l'd like you to meet my friend Don. 167 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:23,930 -Sorry to interrupt. -Danny, be polite. 168 00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:26,100 l really am sorry. 169 00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:30,720 -What happened there? -ls it bad under there? Are you hungry? 170 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,270 -No. -Well, l should be going. 171 00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:41,770 Listen, l know what it looks like, but l'm not a junkie. 172 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:48,780 Although apparently l'm too dangerous to push a cart in a public library. 173 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,620 -He has fits. -l'm sorry. 174 00:12:54,330 --> 00:12:56,790 l interrupted you. lt's a nice night. 175 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,800 -l'll see you in the morning, Suzy. -Stop it. 176 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,840 -l wish you the best. -You don't even know me. 177 00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:16,440 -l'll call you. -Tomorrow. 178 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:31,990 He could've just stayed inside your bedroom. 179 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:36,340 l wanted you two to meet. You're my baby brother. 180 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:41,840 Well, he knows how to leave a room. Reminds me of Mom. 181 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:47,600 -He's just very private. -He's arrogant. His plans were interrupted. 182 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,390 You don't know him. 183 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:57,060 l'm going to get you anotherjob. Someplace safe. 184 00:13:58,060 --> 00:13:59,180 Safe. 185 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:03,850 Other people are the problem. Name such a place. 186 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:06,370 People are ignorant. 187 00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:10,540 They're scared of things they don't understand. 188 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,750 l'm really hungry. 189 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,390 1 923. We were giddy. 190 00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:30,430 We didn't know the soup was gonna hit the fan, 191 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:34,190 -but we made it through. -All these guys are dead. 192 00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:37,760 Except you, of course. 193 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:44,020 And Doug Thompson, but l wish he were. He let me eat a whole roll of Bolls Laxatives. 194 00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:48,120 l thought they were candies. l want him to show up and keel over. 195 00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:51,150 Damn it. l don't want to go to another funeral. 196 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,320 Well, l'm not really gonna kill him. l just would like to, that's all. 197 00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:58,030 Fortieth anniversary. Forty would be an insignificant year 198 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,830 were it not the average lifespan of a man in this business. 199 00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:06,750 l don't think it's a bad idea to have a chance to out-drink your clientele. 200 00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:11,520 Who am l kidding? l don't want to go either. 201 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:15,220 Have to watch Don Draper accept an award for his humanity? 202 00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:18,430 -Don is important. -You know, l found that guy 203 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:21,770 working in a fur company, night school. 204 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,060 And that girl, Betty. 205 00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:29,740 l remember Mona said they looked like they were on top of our wedding cake. 206 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:34,790 -Screw him. -Have the party without me. l can't do it. 207 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:37,950 l won't. 208 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:41,130 Okay. Okay. 209 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:45,510 lt's just a party. lf you don't want to go, you don't have to go. 210 00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:48,590 lt's not like it's our company anymore anyway. 211 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:53,310 My God. Remember her? 212 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,220 It's 100,000 bucks... 213 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,820 -Can l? -lf you do it right. 214 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:12,740 Hello, Draper residence. 215 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:16,540 Hello? 216 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,670 There's nobody there. They hanged up. 217 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:23,240 Hang it up. 218 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,720 Why'd they hang up? 219 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,600 Probably a wrong number. People do it all the time. 220 00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:34,050 But l could hear somebody and they heard me. 221 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:38,310 My goodness, Sally Draper, try not to take everything so personally. 222 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,510 Jeez Louise. 223 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:09,370 The phone is cheap. lt's everyday, and you can't trust it. 224 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:18,310 The telegraph is honest and solid and clear. lt's old, but it's good. 225 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:21,980 Traditional. 226 00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:27,810 Sorry about that, Olive. 227 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,850 Peggy. 228 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,350 -Peggy! -Hello? 229 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,980 -Did you see a girl come through here? -No, sir. 230 00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:04,540 -l'm Paul, by the way. -l'm Achilles. 231 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,870 Achilles. Well, hello, Achilles. 232 00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:11,830 -Are you okay? -Are you Greek? 233 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,680 -l'm an American citizen. -No, of course. 234 00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:19,010 lt's just, that's a mighty big name. 235 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:25,010 -How did that happen? -Well, it's been in my family for generations. 236 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,720 When we have a party and someone says, "Achilles," 237 00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,020 all the men turn their heads. 238 00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:33,490 -ln fact, one Christmas... -Hush. 239 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:40,370 l've got it. 240 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:42,690 You've got what? 241 00:19:43,070 --> 00:19:46,610 Achilles, l have thought of something very, very good. 242 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,950 -Glad to hear it. -lt's truly great news. 243 00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:53,880 -Yeah, your whole face changed. -Did it? 244 00:19:55,380 --> 00:20:00,050 Well, l think l shall sleep very soundly tonight. l wish you the same. 245 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,430 ls that taken? 246 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,760 Hey. 247 00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:48,850 l'll only stay for a stop. l tried to catch you on the platform. 248 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:52,430 -What are you doing here? -l needed to talk to you. 249 00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:03,520 Did you call my house last night? 250 00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,540 No, l didn't. 251 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,450 -This was a mistake. -Sit down. 252 00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:15,660 l'm sorry. 253 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,210 You said you'd call me. 254 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,560 Your brother is there. 255 00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:36,780 l don't care about your marriage or your work or any of that, 256 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,820 as long as l know you're with me. 257 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,030 l'm sorry. 258 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:59,050 l got him a job at the VA Hospital in Bedford. 259 00:22:02,130 --> 00:22:05,350 He'll be pushing a broom, but it has nice grounds. 260 00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:12,300 You can come by tonight. He'll be gone. 261 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:15,690 -Are you sure? -Stop it. 262 00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:23,980 Scarborough! Briarcliff Manor! 263 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,280 lt was nice meeting you. 264 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,720 Mr. Kinsey. 265 00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:58,900 Paul! 266 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,860 Sorry to wake you. lt's 9:00 a.m. 267 00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:07,730 -Good morning, Lois. -Good morning. 268 00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:13,320 l need you to type something for me. 269 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,010 -Were you in here before? -No. 270 00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:31,090 -So you haven't touched anything? -No. 271 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:34,020 You do that sometimes. 272 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,270 -What was it? -Does it look like l know? 273 00:23:44,110 --> 00:23:45,700 l wrote it down. 274 00:23:46,610 --> 00:23:48,490 l know l wrote it down. 275 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:54,110 Did you find it? lt's always the last place you look. 276 00:23:56,290 --> 00:23:59,880 My mother always said to retrace your steps if you lost something. 277 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,090 Good God, would you shut up? 278 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,210 "ln conclusion, with the help of Sterling Cooper, 279 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:11,470 "its ingenuity and influence, 280 00:24:12,590 --> 00:24:15,670 "America is teaching business to the world." 281 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,150 Very rousing, sir. 282 00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:24,850 Churchill rousing or Hitler rousing? 283 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,650 Mr. Pryce's office. 284 00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:35,740 Just a moment, please. 285 00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:38,830 London calling. Mr. Ford. 286 00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:44,800 -Harold. -Just calling for a status report 287 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,420 on our little party. 288 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:50,540 All is well, although as of late, Bert Cooper will be in absentia. 289 00:24:50,670 --> 00:24:51,960 Well, that won't do. 290 00:24:52,050 --> 00:24:55,390 We're flying across the pond. We expect all the flowers in the vase. 291 00:24:56,180 --> 00:24:58,480 -What does that mean? -Look, Lane, 292 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,050 we've had interest in the company for some months 293 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:03,720 and this party is essential to attracting a second suitor. 294 00:25:04,350 --> 00:25:05,520 For what purpose? 295 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,520 Did we reach you at a bad time? You seem foggy. 296 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:14,980 -Saint John here. -Hello. 297 00:25:15,530 --> 00:25:18,150 Lane, Sterling Cooper is for sale. 298 00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:20,870 But why? 299 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:24,700 We've reduced the staff and increased the revenue by 22%. 300 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:30,710 l think you've answered your own question. We need this party to encourage interest. 301 00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:34,550 -Do your best, lad. -Yes, of course. 302 00:25:41,850 --> 00:25:45,150 -Are you quite all right, sir? -Yes. That'll be all. 303 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,920 Henry Francis, please. lt's Betty Draper. 304 00:26:16,050 --> 00:26:18,460 How are you? What a nice surprise. 305 00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:22,340 l was wondering if you called my home last night. 306 00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:25,270 No. No, l didn't. 307 00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:29,980 Well, we had a hang-up. l thought it might be you. 308 00:26:31,770 --> 00:26:32,890 Really? 309 00:26:33,820 --> 00:26:35,820 l'm terribly embarrassed. 310 00:26:36,490 --> 00:26:38,370 Do you want me to call you? 311 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,030 -No. -But you thought it was me. 312 00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:47,920 What are you laughing at? 313 00:26:48,330 --> 00:26:52,210 l didn't call you and l'm not going to, but if you're gonna call me, call me. 314 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,830 Don't make up excuses. 315 00:26:55,130 --> 00:26:57,090 l'm not playing a game here. 316 00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:00,520 -Goodbye. -Goodbye, Betty. 317 00:27:06,810 --> 00:27:08,480 Try to look at this from Monica's point of view. 318 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,140 -Do you mind? This is rather serious. -Go ahead. 319 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:14,520 Monica wants to get married with or without Jimmy... 320 00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:19,980 lt has come to my attention 321 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:24,500 that you're not attending the Sterling Cooper 40th anniversary. 322 00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:28,580 l wouldn't have told Roger if l planned on it remaining a secret. 323 00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:35,040 ln Great Britain 324 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,260 we have a good deal of testimonials, 325 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:41,550 and the senior members are all equally unenthused. 326 00:27:42,590 --> 00:27:46,300 lt marks the passage of time. lt's painful, l imagine. 327 00:27:47,890 --> 00:27:51,180 l didn't get to where l am by dwelling on the past. 328 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:58,440 So think of the future, all of our clients, all of our staff, 329 00:27:59,070 --> 00:28:02,030 the press, newspapers and trade publications. 330 00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:05,240 Enjoy the fruit of your longevity. 331 00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:09,700 You really pour the honey on, then you lick it off. 332 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,160 Well, if you care about Sterling Cooper at all, 333 00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:20,220 remember that your absence will make everyone think you are ill. 334 00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:31,060 Who told you l was vain? 335 00:28:32,230 --> 00:28:33,440 Please. 336 00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:36,270 lt's obvious. 337 00:31:01,210 --> 00:31:04,220 l want to show Mommy. Mommy! 338 00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:07,710 -Maybe she's not here. -Carla. 339 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,350 -Are you feeling all right? -l'm fine. 340 00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:17,140 l want you to take the children to the park. Don't come home... 341 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:22,360 Just... Dinnertime would be perfect. Take them to the library. 342 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,410 Hello. 343 00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:39,380 l'm glad to see you. 344 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:42,550 Sorry again. 345 00:31:42,630 --> 00:31:47,260 We were gonna leave after school and l am still here, obviously. 346 00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:52,060 You want to wait here for me? He has to report tomorrow. 347 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,010 Let me do it. Let me drive him. 348 00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:58,400 -Where are you going again? -Bedford, Mass. 349 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,270 -lt's a long drive, Don. -And you'll have to come back alone. 350 00:32:03,770 --> 00:32:05,690 Let me do this for you. 351 00:32:06,650 --> 00:32:10,900 l don't want to say goodbye up there. lt's gonna come out ungrateful. 352 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:22,550 There's $375 there, okay? 353 00:32:25,630 --> 00:32:28,090 How many times have you done this? 354 00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:53,860 Don't you need to gas up? 355 00:32:54,570 --> 00:32:57,400 -No, we're fine. -So you're not gonna stop? 356 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,830 Do you need to stop? 357 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,800 l have some movie in my head where l give you the slip, 358 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,340 but l might as well tell you. l'm not going to Bedford. 359 00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:15,670 Well, l am, so l guess you kind of have to. 360 00:33:18,350 --> 00:33:22,020 Why do you care? You're just gonna go back and screw her. 361 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:28,850 l don't know if you're capable of understanding, 362 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,620 -but that job is important. -Did you get me the job? 363 00:33:32,990 --> 00:33:34,830 -No. -So shut up. 364 00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:40,540 l'm not retarded. Julius Caesar had epilepsy. He ran Rome. 365 00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:42,780 Things didn't turn out so well for him. 366 00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:46,910 l know what's waiting for me at that place. l'm 25 years old, Don. 367 00:33:47,710 --> 00:33:50,800 l don't want to be cleaning toilets until l die. 368 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,220 Just pull over. 369 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,810 -Hold on. -What? 370 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,910 l'm older than you, 371 00:34:19,450 --> 00:34:22,870 and l'm telling you it seems bad now, but you can still change things. 372 00:34:22,950 --> 00:34:27,280 -Pull myself up by the bootstraps? -Does that just sound stupid to you? 373 00:34:30,090 --> 00:34:31,970 How do l explain this? 374 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,300 l can't do anything that you can do. 375 00:34:38,130 --> 00:34:42,050 Everyone knows, sooner or later, that there's something wrong with me. 376 00:34:42,140 --> 00:34:44,190 They're kind and they try, 377 00:34:44,770 --> 00:34:47,480 but then when l come to with piss in my pants, 378 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,560 they stare at me like l'm from another planet. 379 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,360 l am afflicted, okay? 380 00:34:56,190 --> 00:34:59,360 lt's not a question of will. l can't change that. 381 00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:05,120 -Do you need money? -Always. 382 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:16,790 l swore to myself l would try to do this right once. 383 00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:18,290 Do what? 384 00:35:19,470 --> 00:35:22,810 l want you to call me if you ever need to. 385 00:35:25,140 --> 00:35:27,220 And l want you to remember, 386 00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:32,190 if something happens to you, your sister will never forgive herself. 387 00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:38,320 You're not gonna tell her, are you? 388 00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:41,700 That l let you out 20 miles outside of Framingham? 389 00:35:50,830 --> 00:35:52,160 Take care. 390 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:47,090 l know he thought l was passing him off, but he means the world to me. 391 00:36:49,470 --> 00:36:50,970 He knows that. 392 00:36:58,110 --> 00:37:00,070 What was the place like? 393 00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:03,610 -Nice. -Bullshit. 394 00:37:07,780 --> 00:37:10,030 He'll be as good as he can be. 395 00:37:18,090 --> 00:37:19,930 Don, l don't want to. 396 00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:22,670 l don't. 397 00:37:24,930 --> 00:37:26,270 lt's okay. 398 00:38:27,490 --> 00:38:29,790 -Coffee? -No. 399 00:38:31,330 --> 00:38:33,750 Can you get my wife on the phone? 400 00:38:44,510 --> 00:38:46,930 -Betty. -Where were you last night? 401 00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:52,090 -l told you, l was with Hilton. -Well, l must have forgotten. 402 00:38:52,310 --> 00:38:54,390 Well, did you remember to pick up my tuxedo? 403 00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:56,550 Yesterday. lt's in the closet. 404 00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:00,100 I'll get home at 5:30. We should leave within the hour. 405 00:39:00,610 --> 00:39:02,570 l don't know. l don't know if l'm going to go. 406 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,020 -What's wrong? -"What's wrong?" 407 00:39:06,650 --> 00:39:08,190 "What's wrong?" 408 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,500 l don't feel well. 409 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,830 Get into bed and grab a hot water bottle. You have seven hours. 410 00:39:18,410 --> 00:39:22,370 It's all the clients and all the partners, and they're all expecting me to show up 411 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,750 with the glamorous, elegant, stunning Betty Draper. 412 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,930 l want to show you off, Betts. 413 00:39:33,350 --> 00:39:34,430 Okay. 414 00:39:39,730 --> 00:39:42,030 You ready? Don's expecting us. 415 00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:44,820 l've got nothing. 416 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,730 -What a relief. Mine's garbage, too. -No, l had something, 417 00:39:51,410 --> 00:39:54,120 something incredible, but l lost it. 418 00:39:57,450 --> 00:39:59,370 l didn't write it down. 419 00:40:01,830 --> 00:40:05,710 -l hate that. -lt might've been the best idea l ever had. 420 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,500 l did everything. l talked to Achilles. 421 00:40:09,590 --> 00:40:12,170 l spent last night recreating every detail of the evening, 422 00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:14,300 hoping it would come back. 423 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,600 You know how it is. There was nothing and then there was it, 424 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,100 -and now it's nothing again. -l'm so sorry. 425 00:40:23,610 --> 00:40:28,160 -How do you talk to Achilles? -He's a janitor with a very bad memory. 426 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,450 You know what the Chinese say? 427 00:40:33,490 --> 00:40:36,710 "The faintest ink is better than the best memory." 428 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:41,330 Come on. We've failed before. 429 00:40:55,010 --> 00:40:57,630 Okay, we really looked for advantages. 430 00:40:58,140 --> 00:41:01,060 One of them is, phone calls happen every day. 431 00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:05,560 A telegram's a big deal. Something like, "She's getting married. 432 00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:08,400 "Are you really just going to give her a call?" 433 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:13,320 Sounds like you're talking to her parents. They should really be at that wedding. 434 00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:16,570 Also, old people love them. 435 00:41:18,370 --> 00:41:22,670 -"When you care, send one there." -That's a slogan, not an idea. Paul? 436 00:41:23,410 --> 00:41:27,250 -Mine aren't any better. -Damn it, Kinsey. What's your excuse? 437 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,130 -Don't yell at him. -Excuse me? 438 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:34,210 Tell him what happened. 439 00:41:35,010 --> 00:41:36,010 No. 440 00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:42,690 The dog ate my homework. l had a great idea and l lost it. 441 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,400 l didn't write it down. 442 00:41:49,690 --> 00:41:51,690 l hate when that happens. 443 00:41:52,690 --> 00:41:56,570 l keep thinking about that Chinese thing you said. What was it? 444 00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:59,870 "The faintest ink is better than the best memory." 445 00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:04,540 lt just makes me think... You call someone on the phone, 446 00:42:05,370 --> 00:42:09,250 "Hello, l'm getting married" or, "Congratulations on the baby," 447 00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:12,380 and then you hang up. lt's gone. 448 00:42:15,130 --> 00:42:19,090 lt's different if you send a telegram. A telegram is permanent. 449 00:42:21,470 --> 00:42:25,010 Something like, "A telegram is forever." 450 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,810 "You can't frame a phone call." 451 00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:36,240 My God. 452 00:42:38,610 --> 00:42:41,900 That's the way to go. You two keep working on that. 453 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:46,000 When do you want it? 454 00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:49,240 The party's tonight. Monday. 455 00:42:53,090 --> 00:42:55,550 See? lt all works out. 456 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,440 Betts, are you ready? 457 00:43:05,220 --> 00:43:08,560 -The car's downstairs. -The driver's Chinese. 458 00:43:10,230 --> 00:43:11,690 Ready, Betts? 459 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,280 Look how pretty Mommy is. 460 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,210 -Where are we going? -The WaldorfAstoria, Mummy. 461 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,010 Well, then we passed it. lt's on Fifth Avenue. 462 00:43:34,090 --> 00:43:36,300 lt's on Park. Moved years ago. 463 00:43:37,130 --> 00:43:40,710 That's right. That's right. When did they ever do that? 464 00:43:43,260 --> 00:43:45,760 Enjoy the world as it is, Margaret. 465 00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:49,110 They'll change it and never give you a reason. 466 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,930 Mummy, she's not Margaret, she's Jane. She's my wife. 467 00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:57,780 -Does Mona know? -Yes, she knows. 468 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,050 You seem surprised that there's traffic. There's always traffic. 469 00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:18,170 Calm yourself. We'll arrive when we arrive. 470 00:44:19,670 --> 00:44:22,250 -They're selling the company. -What? 471 00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:26,560 They're selling Sterling Cooper. 472 00:44:26,850 --> 00:44:29,150 -When? -l have no idea. 473 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,640 -What happens to the Americans? -They'll go to the highest bidder. 474 00:44:38,650 --> 00:44:40,770 l know you hate uncertainty, 475 00:44:40,990 --> 00:44:44,620 but take comfort in the fact that we'll return to England. 476 00:44:55,210 --> 00:44:58,680 I'm gonna keep going on and make Don Draper wait, 477 00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:01,250 because God knows we've all waited for him. 478 00:45:04,390 --> 00:45:08,230 As if being decorated for his service in Korea weren't enough, 479 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,400 his career has yielded even more awards. 480 00:45:12,350 --> 00:45:16,600 The American Association ofAdvertising Agencies' Arthur Kudner Award, 481 00:45:16,770 --> 00:45:19,900 Printers' Ink magazine's advertising gold medal, 482 00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:24,980 the Advertising Writers Association of New York... l'm not reading all of these. 483 00:45:27,580 --> 00:45:32,670 He's loyal, charming, quiet but not modest. Why should he be? 484 00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:36,880 We have to thank his beautiful wife, Betty, 485 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:40,090 and his three children, for sharing him with us, 486 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:45,060 because as we all know, sometimes Sterling Cooper has gotten the lion's share. 487 00:45:45,890 --> 00:45:49,270 Bert Cooper and my father, Roger Sterling Sr., 488 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,350 bravely set this in motion 40 years ago. 489 00:45:53,270 --> 00:45:54,610 And now let me introduce the man 490 00:45:54,690 --> 00:45:57,690 who will stand alongside me for the next 40 years, 491 00:45:57,770 --> 00:46:02,850 our creative director, partner, father, husband 492 00:46:03,950 --> 00:46:07,120 and friend, Donald Draper. 493 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,300 Please. Please. 494 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,890 Please. 495 00:46:30,850 --> 00:46:32,480 l'm very honored.