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THE LENINGRAD COWBOYS
MEET MOSES
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Five years after the worst band
rock of the world has left
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his native Siberian village for
seeking success in America,
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he had failed in Mexico
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and Vladimir, his despotic manager,
had disappeared into the desert.
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Their debut in Mexico
was remarkable.
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They were at the top, playing in
weddings and funerals
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and had even failed
go on television.
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Then into paradise,
a snake crept in
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in the form of Tequila.
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In a few months,
this fatal drink
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had killed most of them
group members
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and the others had had
trouble with the law.
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The survivors had fled
in a wild place
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where the only audience consisted
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rattlesnakes and scorpions
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who passed by from time to time.
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We offer the Leningrad Cowboys
a job
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at the Surf Hotel in New York.
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Not signed.
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It would be better by metro.
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Five days later.
Lost in Coney Island.
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You're going to be hooked.
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Hurry up, stupido!
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The work is a success
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Vladimir!
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Vladimir died in the desert
because of his sins,
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but he saw the light.
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The Lord made me reborn
of this light.
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Call me Moses
and obey me in all things,
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so I can lead you
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at yours.
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Six hours later
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Early tomorrow morning
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you are going to leave for Europe
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by sailboat.
I organized everything.
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In two days,
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at 10 p.m. local time,
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meet exactly
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300 nautical miles from Newfoundland.
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Then we will continue together
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to land at the most point
west of Brittany, France.
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So we can continue
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our journey
without attracting attention.
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Now,
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we will synchronize
our watches.
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Come with us!
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I do what I want,
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your task is to obey.
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Business is business,
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but Moses is Moses.
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Anyway, let me explain.
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I can't go home
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without gifts
and I have to stay here
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in this Sodom and Gomorrah.
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Why leave now?
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We have done so much.
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A little effort to be at the top.
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I don't miss my home.
I am young and free.
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And Moses?
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What, Moses?
We can manage without him.
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He goes crazy when he's angry.
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The idea already scares me.
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I will do like the others.
It's easier.
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You are a coward.
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Yes.
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I don't want to leave.
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I want to be American.
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I fell in love.
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I want to stay.
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Do you understand me?
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Newspapers?
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Newspapers?
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CRIME AGAINST FREEDOM
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THE NOSE OF THE STATUE STOLEN
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The police did not communicate
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no information
about the person involved
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in the flight of the nose.
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The culprit could be
Vladimir Kuzmin,
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aka...
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This way, Moses!
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Take the nose!
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The calf is born,
the grandmother no longer has peace.
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We came here to wait for you
with the kolkhoz car
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three weeks ago.
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Do you have money?
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Only these rubles.
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They have no value in the West.
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We noticed it.
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I inherited from Vladimir
his talent for business.
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I'll get you work.
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Bingo!
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Money, money, peso, peso.
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Senorita!
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Gringo! Pretty, pretty!
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Have you seen these criminals?
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I'm going to withdraw
in solitude,
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to meditate and pray.
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We went out through the window.
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Allow me to introduce myself:
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Raymond Lazar, music producer.
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Moses, leader of the people.
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Admirer of your orchestra,
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I took the liberty to conclude
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a one week contract
for them here.
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It's impossible.
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We are in a hurry... what's more...
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When will we start?
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Go faster!
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We have to get rid of him.
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How ?
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The current is strong.
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In the morning, he will be near the sea.
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You will not eat
no abominable thing.
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You will not cook
a kid in its mother's milk.
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FRANKFURT, GERMANY
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Hello. Police ?
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We will never see the house again.
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Mother would never have let me come
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because I'm sensitive.
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But as I am stupid,
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I saved myself...
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So get up early in the morning,
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you and your master's servants
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who came with you,
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and leave early in the morning
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as soon as you see the light.
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Lonely moon,
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you are the greatest wonder
starry sky.
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Lonely moon,
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when you light up the sky
you're really mystifying.
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You are the only one who shows love.
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These are moments full of joy.
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But you have to travel alone
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your frozen path.
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Lonely moon,
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when you find the one who
I miss and love so much.
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Lonely moon,
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shine on her and leave
your rays touch his forehead.
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And tell him how I love him
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now and forever.
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Lonely moon,
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tell him.
O lonely moon.
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History
of all existing companies
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is a story
of class struggle.
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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth,
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the same injury will be done to him
that he did to his neighbor.
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Of all classes
who are facing the bourgeoisie,
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the proletariat is a real
revolutionary class.
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You will not uncover your heads
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lest you die
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and may the Lord not be angry
against the whole assembly.
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The bourgeois sees in his wife
an instrument of production.
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The LORD spoke to Aaron and said:
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You will not drink wine or drink
intoxicating, you and your sons with you,
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when you enter the tent,
lest you die!
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The proletarians have nothing else
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to lose only their chains.
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In this jubilee year,
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each of you will return
in his country.
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Gringo Lyrics.
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You wonder
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why we are returning to Siberia.
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It's because a miracle
happened!
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Lenin will now
explain to you.
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One day, on the kolkhoz field,
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a parthenogenetic ray
came from the sky,
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hit Tamara's mirror,
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passed through Sergei's vodka,
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and the cow of the 26th
five-year plan was born.
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It is the Sacred Calf.
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He was born free and he will live free
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as all animals should.
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The day ends, the sun sets.
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Only one ray advances, blinking.
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Soon the night begins
to go down.
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Listen to the yawn,
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the world is going to bed.
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Listen to the silent twilight
which slips.
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Listen to the sun doing
his last call.
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The glow of the sun
meet a leprechaun
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and they greet each other shyly.
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She knows he’s coming
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from his cave.
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The glow so close to the darkness,
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and the elf seized by the light.
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So young
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and carefree, and so brave!
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Standing there
and exchanging a look.
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Scary, yes,
but taking risks.
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Feeling things
completely new.
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He complains: my eyes are burning.
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However,
I am capable of learning.
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Something I can't
reach only with you!
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I don't care if I go blind!
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I can still feel
your spark.
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Besides, I got used to it
to live in the dark.
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Come, take my hand
and stay close to me.
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Delightful child of light!
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Please let me be
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your child of the night!
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Where is the Mexican section
of the orchestra?
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What is going on here?
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No Tequila. Save us,
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Moses.
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Jesus saves. Moses invests.
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On the bus!
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He's like General Huerta.
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Here we go.
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HOLIDAYS
IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC
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Why, Johnson?
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You are wrong.
I'm not Johnson.
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I am the prophet Elijah.
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Sounds familiar to me.
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I want to join you.
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It's true ?
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Ah, I think about it.
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Do you know the proverbs?
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The prudent man sees evil
and hides
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but the simple advances
and is punished.
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Teach the child
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and he will not turn away
of his way.
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The one who borrows
is the slave of the one who lends.
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The kind man will be blessed,
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because he gives his bread
to the poor.
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Cast out the mocker and the quarrel
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will end,
the arguments will stop.
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The sloth says:
there is a lion outside,
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I will be killed.
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The rod of correction will drive away
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the madness of the child's heart.
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If you can't pay,
your bed is removed from under you.
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If you have a cigarette,
you can come with us.
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AT THE SAME TIME IN THE VALLEY
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Pharisee!
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You must sing, Elijah.
Maxim is still drunk.
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The priests will not
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tonsure,
nor any incision in their flesh.
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Shut up and sing!
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We need gas.
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POLAND
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He is seriously ill.
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He needs the hospital.
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And we have money.
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You have money.
We know it.
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No.
It all went into gasoline.
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We no longer trust you.
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GOOD.
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The same thing happened to me
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when I was a child.
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Help me bring back freedom
in the USA and I will make you
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the new Frank Valance,
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and our first concert
will take place in Las Vegas.
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Five rubles for an idea.
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I only have two fish,
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so I eat them myself.
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It is written in the Holy Bible
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that Moses never sees
the Promised Land.
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This is why I, Moses,
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I have to go back
in the European Community.
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Collect empty bottles.
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Passport !
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Colonel Vladimir Kuzmin,
rock'n'roll manager.
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FINALLY CLOSE TO HOME
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Translation:
Irmeli and Philippe Debarle
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Subtitling: Télétota